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THE "ASSOMMOIB." 
 
ZOLA'S BEALISTIC NOVELS. 
 
 " After reading Zola's novels it seems as if in all others, even in the truest, there were a veil 
 between the reader and the things described, and there is present to our minds the same difference as 
 exists between the representations of human faces on canvas and the reflection of the same faces in a 
 mirror. On reading Zola it is like finding truth for the first time."— Signer de Amicis. 
 
 UNIFORM EDITION OF ZOLA'S CELEBRATED NOVELS IN CROWN, 8vo. PRICE 6s. EACH. 
 
 The only unabridged translation into English of Zola's Masterpiece. 
 
 NANA. 
 
 FROM THE 127th FRENCH EDITION. 
 Illustrated ivith Twenty-four Tinted Page Engravings, from Designs by Bellenger, Clairin, and. 
 
 Andre Gill. 
 
 THE "ASSOMMOIR." 
 
 (THE PRELUDE TO "NANA.") 
 
 UNABRIDGED TRANSLATION FROM THE 97th FRENCH EDITION. 
 Illustrated with Sixteen Tinted Page Engravings, by French Artists. 
 
 PIPING HOT! 
 
 (POT-BOUILLE.) 
 
 TRANSLATED FROM THE 63rd FRENCH EDITION. 
 Illustrated with Sixteen Page Engravings, by Georges Bellenger 
 
 GERMINAL ; OR, MASTER AND MAN. 
 
 Shortly will be published, uniform with the above, 
 
 THE RUSH FOR THE SPOIL. 
 
 (LA CUREE.) 
 
 THE LADIES' PARADISE. 
 
 TH^RESE RAQUIN. 
 
 IlluUrated Editions of Zola's Principal Works, uniform with the present volume, are in preparation. 
 
GERVAISB IMITATING COUPEAU'S PAROXYSMS AT THE ASYLUM, IN THE BOCHE's ROOM. 
 
 P. 286. 
 
THE "ASSOMMOIR." 
 
 (THE PRELUDE TO "NANA.") 
 
 A REALISTIC NOVEL. 
 
 UERVAI-SE AND COUPBAU AT THE "ASSOMMOIR.' 
 
 By EMILE ZOLA. 
 
 ILLUSTRATED WITH 80 ENGRAVINGS FROM DESIGNS BY FRENCH ARTISTS. 
 
 LONDON : 
 VlZETELLY &> CO., 42 CATHERINE STREET, STRAND. 
 
 1885. 
 
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LIST OF PAGE ENGRAVINGS. 
 
 GERVAISE IMITATING COUPEAU's I'AKOXYSMS AT THE ASYLUM, IN THE BOCIIE'S EOOM FrOHtisji, 
 
 COUPEAU TAKES GERVAISE TO VISIT THE LOBILLEUX ..... 
 COUPEAU AFFIXING A CROSS TO THE REGISTER OF HIS MARRIAGE WITH GERVAISE BEFORE 
 
 THE MAYOR ......... 
 
 MY-BOOTS ........... 
 
 THE DISPUTE OVER THE BILL FOR THE WEDDING DINNER .... 
 
 MOTHER COUPEAU, MADAME LEBAT, AND THE LORILI.EUX, VISITING GERVAISE AFTER HER 
 
 CONFINEMENT ......... 
 
 COUPEAU FALLING FROM THE ROOF OF THE HOUSE IN THE HUE DE LA NATION 
 GOUJET OFFERING TO LEND GERVAISE MONEY ...... 
 
 GERVAISE AND HER WORKWOMEN COUNTING THE DIRTY LINEN 
 
 GOLDEN-MUG . ........ 
 
 i;OLDEN-MUG FORGING A BOLT IN THE PRESENCE OF GERVAISE 
 
 POISSON ENGAGED ON MAKING LITTLE BOXES ...... 
 
 BIJARD, THE DRUNKEN LOCKSMITH, MURDERING HIS WIFE .... 
 
 COUPEAU FORCES LANTIER TO JOIN THE PARTY GIVEN TO CELEBRATE GERVAISE'S SAINT'S DAY 
 LANTIER ....... ... 
 
 LANTIER TEACHING NANA TO DANCE ....... 
 
 GOUJET AND GERVAISE IN THE WASTE GROUND NEAR THE FACTORY . 
 
 LANTIER ENTICING GERVAISE NOT TO REMAIN WITH HER DRUNKEN HUSBAND 
 
 SCENE IN THE CHURCH URING NANA'S CONFIRMATION ..... 
 
 GERVAISE DISCOVERS COUPEAU AND HIS COMPANIONS DRINKING AT THE " ASSOMMOIR " 
 NANA'S OLD GENTLEMAN ......... 
 
 NANA ........■•• 
 
 GERVAISE REDUCED TO CLEANING OUT THE SHOP OF IIK11 OLD ENEMY V1RG1NIE 
 
 GERVAISE DRIVING NANA OUT OF THE "GRAND HALL OF FOLLY " 
 
 GERVAISE INTERFERES TO PROTECT LALIE FROM EIJARD's BRUTALITY . 
 
 GERVAISE WAITING IN COMPANY WITH OTHER WORKMEN'S WIVES AT THE FACTORY DOOR l» 
 
 A PAY DAY .... .... 
 
 GERVAISE'S RAVENOUS MEAL AT GOUJET'S LODGING .... 
 
 COUPEAU'S NEVER-ENDING DANCE IN THE PADDED ROOM OF Tllii LUNATIC ASYLUM . 
 OLD BAZOUGE LAYING GERVAISE TENDERLY IN HER COFFIN .... 
 
NOTES UPON THE "ASSOMMOIR." 
 
 BY SIGNOR EDMONDO DE AMICI8. 
 
 On t oe in a railway carriage, I saw a Frenchman, who was reading a book very attentively, 
 exhibit, from time to time, signs of surprise. Suddenly, whilst I was trying to discover 
 the title upon the cover, he exclaimed, "Oh! this is disgusting 1" and put the volume into 
 his valise in the most contemptuous manner. He remained for some moments lost in 
 thought, then re-opened the valise, took up the book again, and began reading. He might 
 have finished a couple of pages, when he suddenly burst out into a hearty laugh, and 
 turning to his companion, said, " Ah ! my dear friend, here is the most marvellous descrip- 
 tion of a wedding dinner 1" Then he resumed his reading, showing plainly that he was en- 
 joying it intensely. 
 
 The boot was the f 'Assommoir," and that which happened to the Frenchman when 
 perusing it occurs to all who take up the novels of Zola for the first time. You must con- 
 quer the first feeling of repugnance ; then, whatever may be the final judgment pronounced 
 upon the writer, you are glad to have read his works, and you arrive at the conclusion 
 that you ought to have read them. The first effect produced, particularly after the perusal 
 of other works, is similar to that experienced on coming out of a close and heated theatre, 
 when one feels the first whiff of fresh air in one's face with a keen sense of pleasure, even if it 
 bring with it an odour not altogether agreeable. After reading Zola's novels it seems as 
 though in all others, even in the truest, there were a veil between the reader and the things 
 described, and there is present to our minds the same difference as exists between the re- 
 presentations of human faces on canvas and the reflection of the same faces in a mirror. 
 It is like finding truth for the first time. Certain it is, that no matter how resolute you may 
 be, you sometimes spring back as if from a sudden whiff of foul air. But even at these 
 points, as at almost every page, though we may violently protest, there is a devil in us 
 which laughs and frolics and enjoys himself hugely over our discomfiture. You feel the 
 same pleasure that you would in hearing a very blunt man talk, even if he were thoroughly 
 vulgar; a man who expresses, as Othello says, his worst ideas in his worst language, who 
 describes what he sees, repeats what he hears, says what he thinks, and tells what he is, 
 without regard for anyone's feelings, and just as though he were talking to himself. 
 
 From the very first lines you know with whom you are dealing. Delicate persons 
 withdraw — that is an understood thing; Zola does not conceal or embellish anything, 
 either sentiments, thoughts, conversations, acts, or places. He is at once a judicious 
 romancer, a surgeon, a casuist, a, physiologist, and an expert chancellor of the exchequer, who 
 thus raises every veil, putting his hands into everything, and calling a spade a spade, not 
 heeding, but rather being greatly surprised at your astonishment. Morally, he unveils in 
 his characters those deepest feelings, which are generally profound secrets, tremblingly 
 whispered through the grating of the confessional. Materially, he makes us aware of 
 every odour, every flavour, and every contact. In language, he scarcely refrains from 
 those few unspeakable words, which naughty boys stealthily seek for in the dictionary. 
 No one has ever gone further in this extreme, and you really do not know whether you 
 ought most to admire his talent or his courage. 
 
 Among the myriads of characters in novels whom we remember, Zola's remain crowded 
 on one side, and are the boldest and most tangible of all. We have not only seen them 
 
x NOTES UPON THE "ASSOMMOIR" 
 
 pass, and heard them talk, but have jostled against them, felt their breath, and become con- 
 scious of the odour of their flesh and their garments. We have seen the blood circulating be- 
 neath their skins; know in what positions they sleep, what they eat, how they dress and un- 
 dress; we understand the difference between their temperaments and ours, their most secret 
 appetites, the most passionate anger of their language; their gestures, their grimaces, the 
 spots on their linen, the dirt in their nails, &c. And, with characters, he also imprints 
 upon our mind places, because he looks at everything with the keen glance, which em- 
 braces all, and which lets nothing escape. In a room already drawn and painted, the light 
 is moved, and he interrupts the story to tell us whither it glides, upon what the ray of the 
 flame falls in its new position, and how the legs of a chair and the hinges of a door gleam 
 in a dark corner. From the description of a shop, he makes us understand that it has just 
 struck twelve, or lacks nearly an hour of sunset. He notes all the shadows, all the spots 
 on the sun ; all the shades of colour which succeed each other from hour to hour upon the 
 wall, and presents everything with such marvellous distinctness, that five years after read- 
 ing, we remember the appearance the upholstery presented about five o'clock in the even- 
 ing when the curtains had been drawn, and the effect this appearance produced upon the 
 mind of a person seated in the corner of that particular room. 
 
 He never forgets anything, and gives life to everything. There is nothing before which his 
 omnipotent pencil stops, neither soiled linen, the manners of drunken men, unclean flesh, or 
 decayed bodies. Among all these things, in all these places — the air of which we breathe, 
 and in which we see and touch everything — moves a varied crowd of women, corrupt to 
 the marrow, foul-mouthed shopkeepers, cunning bankers, knavish priests, prostitutes, 
 dandies, ruffians, and human scum of every kind and shape (among which appears sometimes, 
 like a rara avis, a good man). Amongst tbem all they do a little of everything, swaying 
 to and fro between the prisoner's dock and the hospital, the pawnshop and the tavern, 
 amidst all the passions and brutish tastes, sunk in the mire up to the chin, in a thick and 
 heavy atmdsphere, barely freshened from time to time by the breath of a lovely affection, 
 and stirred alternately by plebeian sickness and the cries of the famished and the dying. 
 
 Despite all this, it may be resolutely affirmed that Emile Zola is a moral writer. He 
 is one of the most moral novelists of France, and it is really astonishing how any one can 
 doubt this. He makes us note the smell of vice, not its perfume ; his nude figures are 
 those of the anatomical table, which do not inspire the slightest immoral thought ; there 
 is not one of his books, not even the crudest, that does not leave in the soul, pure, firm, 
 and immutable aversion or scorn for the base passions of which he treats. Brutally, piti- 
 lessly, and without hypocrisy, he strips vice naked, and holds it up to ridicule, standing 
 so far off from it that he does not graze it with his garments. Forced by his hand, it is 
 Vice itself that says, " Detest me and pass by ! " His novels, he himself says, are really 
 " morals in action." The scandal which comes from them is only for the eyes and ears. 
 And as he holds back, as a man, from the mire in which his pen is dipped, so does he, as a 
 writer, keep completely aloof from the characters which he has created. 
 
 There is, perhaps, no other modern author who conceals himself more skilfully in his 
 works. After reading all his novels, one cannot understand who or what he is. He is a 
 profound observer, a powerful painter, and a wonderful writer. Strong, without respect 
 for mankind, brusque, resolute, bold, rather ill-humoured, and little given to benevolence ; 
 but you know nothing more of him. Only that, although you do not see his entire face 
 through the pages of his books, you catch a glimpse of his forehead, scored with a straight 
 and deep furrow, and you fancy that he must have seen, at no great distance, a large por- 
 tion of the misery and vice which he describes. And he seems to be a man who, having 
 been offended by the world, revenges himself by tearing from her her mask, and exhibiting 
 her for the first time as she really is — for the most part odious and disgusting. A thorough 
 conviction guides and strengthens him — that he ought to speak and describe the truth 
 at any risk or any cost, just as it is, boldly, entirely, and without any concealment. . . . 
 
NOTES UPON THE "ASSOMMOIR." xi 
 
 Strength is the pre-eminent gift of Zola, and any one wishing to describe him must say 
 in the first place : " He is powerful ! " Every one of his novels is " un, grand tour deforce," 
 an enormous weight which he raises from the ground, whilst doing all that in him lies to 
 conceal the effort. After reading the last page, one is forced to exclaim: "Ah, what a 
 hand ; " like those three sots in the " Assommoir," when speaking Of the Marquis, who had 
 thrown three ruffians to the ground without even taking his gloves off. And the sudden 
 appearance of this novelist in his shirt sleeves, with his hairy chest and rough voice, who 
 in the most impudent manner, and in the open street, says everything to everybody, in 
 the midst of a crowd of novelists in black suits, well educated and smiling, who say a 
 thousand obscene things in a decent fashion in those little romances, coideur de rose, 
 which are written for boudoirs and the stage, is in truth an event in literature. Herein 
 lies his greatest merit. He has flung into the air with one kick all the toilet articles of 
 literature, and has washed with a dowlas dish-cloth the bedizened" face of Truth. 
 
 The publication of the " Assommoir " was originally commenced in the Bien Public news- 
 paper, but was discontinued half finished, so many were the protests launched against this 
 " horror " by the subscribers. Then it was printed in a literary journal, and before it was 
 finished those hot polemics commenced, which became so furious after the publication of the 
 work in a volume, and which will be remembered among the fiercest literary battles of the 
 present day. 
 
 These polemics gave a powerful impulse to the success of the novel, and it was a noisy, 
 enormous and incredible success. It had been years since so much had been heard about 
 any book. For a long time Paris talked of nothing but the " Assommoir.'' One heard it 
 loudly discussed in the cafes, theatres, reading-rooms, and even in the shops ; and this by 
 its fanatical admirers, who were more in number than its bitter adversaries. The un- 
 heard of brutality of the novel seemed a challenge, a slap at Paris, a calumny against the 
 French people ; and they called the book — " a dirty thing to be handled with the tongs," 
 " a monstrous abortion," and a " galley offence," and hurled against the author all the 
 abuse that was possible, from the name of " the enemy of his country," to that of " literary 
 sewer," without choosing their words. The theatrical "Revues " of the end of the year re- 
 presented him in the attire of a garbage-gatherer, who goes about collecting filth with a 
 hook in the streets of Paris. " It was no longer criticism," he says ; " it was downright 
 slaughter." They denied his talent, originality, style, and even grammar — there were even 
 those who would not discuss him ; and they came very near to personal challenges in the 
 streets. And the most extravagantly odious rumours were circulated respecting him ; he 
 was spoken of as a bundle of vice, a half brute, a man without heart like Lantier, a beast 
 like Salted-Mouth, and an ugly individual like his father Bazouge, the mute. 
 
 But meanwhile, editions of the "Assommoir" succeeded editions ; the dispassionate gas- 
 tronomists said in a low voice that the novel was a masterpiece ; the Parisian populace read it 
 .largely, because they found in it their boulevard, buvette, and shop life indelibly depicted 
 with new colours and touches of the brush, in comparison with which all others seemed ' 
 feeble, and the most enraged critics were obliged to recognise the fact, that in those pages 
 which had been such a target, there was something that eternally blunted the points of 
 their arrows. The great success of the " Assommoir " made Zola's other novels sought 
 after, and one may safely affirm that he became celebrated then. 
 
 Through my friend Parodi, I had the honour of meeting Zola and of passing several 
 hours with him. In speaking of the " Assommoir " he said, " The writing of this work was 
 a torture to me. It is the book which has cost me the most trouble in putting together 
 the small details, upon which it rests. I intended writing a novel on alcohol. I did not 
 know anything further. I had collected a number of notes on the effects of the abuse of 
 alcohol. I had determined to make a brute die the kind of death that Coupeau does. 
 I did not know, however, who would be the victim, and before even looking for him, I 
 
sii NOTES UPON THE "ASSOMMOIR." 
 
 went to the hospital of Sainte-Anne to study sickness and death, like a physician. Then I 
 assigned to Gervaise the occupation of a laundress, and instantly thought of that descrip- 
 tion of a real -wash-house in which I had myself passed many hours. Then, without know- 
 ing anything of Goujet, whom I next imagined, I thought of making use of the recollec- 
 tions of the workshop of an ironmonger and blacksmith, where I had passed half holidays 
 at a time when I was a boy. In the same way, before having woven the thread of my 
 romance, I had already prepared the description of a dinner in Gervaise's shop and of the 
 visit to the museum of the Louvre. I had already studied my types of working men, the 
 'Assommoir' of old Colombe, the shops, the H6tel Boucceur, everything in fact. 
 
 " When all that remained was disposed of, I commenced to occupy myself with that 
 which was to happen, and reasoned thus while writing it. Gervaise comes to Paris with 
 Lantier, her lover. What will follow 1 Lantier is a mauvais sujet, so he leaves her. Then, 
 will" you credit it ? I came to a stand-still here and could not go on for several days. 
 After some delay I took another step. Gervaise thus abandoned, it is natural that' she should 
 marry again. She does so, and marries the zinc-worker, Coupeau. This is the man who is to 
 die at Sainte-Anne. But here I was stopped again. In order to put the personages and 
 scenes which I had in my head in their respective places, and to give some sort of a frame 
 work to the novel, I needed one more fact, one only, that would connect the two preced- 
 ing ones. These three facts would be sufficient, the rest was all found, prepared and 
 written out in my mind. But I could not get hold of this third fact. I passed several 
 days quite worried and discontented, when, suddenly one morning, I was seized with an 
 idea. Lantier finds Gervaise again, makes friends with Coupeau, installs himself in the 
 house ; and then a family of three is established, such as I have often seen ; and ruin follows. 
 I breathe again. The novel is completed." 
 
 Saying this Zola opened a box, took out a roll of manuscript and placed it before me. 
 It contained the first studies of the " Assommoir " on so many fly-leaves. 
 
 On the first leaves was a sketch of the characters — notes about the person, tem- 
 perament, and character. I found the " Miroir Characteristique " of Gervaise, Coupeau,. 
 Mamma Coupeau, the Lorilleux, the Boches, Goujet, and Madame Lerat. All of them were 
 there. The notes seemed like those of the registrar of a court, written in laconic and free 
 language, like that of the novel, and interpolated with short remarks, such as : " Born like 
 this, educated in this manner, he will conduct himself in this way." In one place was 
 written : " What else can a rascal of this kind do? " Among others, I was struck with a 
 sketch of Lantier, composed of nothing but a list of adjectives, each one stronger than the 
 other, such as grossier, sensuel, brutal, egoiste, polisson. In some parts was written : " Use 
 such and such a one" (some one known to the author), all written in large, clear 
 characters, and in perfect order. 
 
 Then I saw sketches of places, scarcely outlined, but as accurate as the drawing of an 
 engineer. There were a number of them. All the " Assommoir " was drawn, the streets of 
 the quarter in which the plot was laid, with the corners and signs of the shops ; the zigza^ 
 which Gervaise took to avoid the creditors, the Sunday escapades of Nana, the peregrina- 
 tions of the set of topers from bastringue to bastringue, and from bousingnot to bousingnot ; 
 the hospital and slaughter-house, between which on that terrible evening came and 
 went the poor ironing woman when maddened by hunger. The great house of Marescot 
 was traced minutely — all the upper storey, the landings, windows, the den of the mute, 
 Father Bru's hole — all those dark passages, in which one could hear un souffle de 
 crevaison, those walls which resounded like empty vaults, those doors through which were 
 heard the music of blows and the cries of mioches, dying from hunger. There was even 
 the plan of Gervaise's shop, room by room, with indications of beds and tables in some 
 places erased and corrected. One could see that Zola had amused himself by the hour 
 quite forgetting, perhaps, the story, so buried was he in his fiction, as if it were a true 
 record. 
 
AUTHOR'S PREFACE. 
 
 The " Rougon-Macquart " series will be composed of about twen%«i different novels. 
 Ever since 1869, the general plan has been traced, and I have been following it 
 with extreme rigour. The " Assommoir " came at its time ; I wrote it as I shall 
 write the others, without deviating for a second from my straight line. That is 
 what constitutes my strength. I have a goal towards which I am advancing. 
 
 When the " Assommoir " appeared in a newspaper, it was attacked with un- 
 exampled brutality, denounced, accused of every crime. Is it very necessary to 
 explain here in a few lines my intentions as a writer ? I have sought to picture 
 the fatal downfall of a family of workpeople, in the pestilential surroundings of 
 our faubourgs. After drunkenness and idleness come the loosening of family 
 ties, the filth engendered by progressive forgetfulness of all upright sentiments, 
 and then, as denouement, shame and death. ' It is simply a lesson in morality. 
 
 The " Assommoir " is certainly the most chaste of my works. Often have I 
 had to point to sores far more frightful. The style alone has shocked. Anger has 
 been aroused by the words. My crime consists in having had the literary curiosity 
 of gathering together and running through a highly- worked mould the language 
 of the people. Ah! the style, therein lies the great crime ! Yet dictionaries of 
 this language exist, men' of letters study it and enjoy its piquancy, and the un- 
 premeditatedness and the strength of its conceptions. It is a treat for burrowing 
 grammarians. Nevertheless, no one has perceived that my wish was to produce 
 a purely philological work, which I believe to be of keen historical and social 
 interest. 
 
 I do not seek to defend myself, though. My work will defend me.- It is a 
 work of truth, the first novel of the people which does not lie and which possesses 
 the odour of the people. And one must not conclude that all the lower classes are 
 bad, for my characters are not bad,/ they are only ignorant and spoilt by the sur-> 
 roundings of rough work and misery amidst which they live. / Only, it is necessary 
 to read my .novels, to understand them, to see them clearly as a whole, before enter- 
 taining the grotesque and odious judgments formed beforehand, which are cir- 
 culating about my person and my works. Ah ! if it were only known how my 
 friends laugh at the amazing legend which serves to amuse the crowd! If 
 it were only known that the blood-drinker, the ferocious novelist, is a worthy 
 citizen, a man of study and of art, living discreetly in his corner, and whose sole 
 ambition is to leave behind him a work as vast and lifelike as he can ! I con- 
 tradict no story. I work, and I leave to time and to the good faith of the 
 public the task of unearthing me from beneath the heap of nonsense and abuse 
 that has been piled up. 
 
 EMILE ZOLA. 
 
With regard to the title of the present work, it may be mentioned that "L'Assommoir " 
 was the name given derisively to a tavern at Belleville, which subsequently became noted 
 under that designation. This led to its being adopted by the proprietor, and it has since be- 
 come the slang term for those low drinking haunts where the common people imbibe adulter- 
 ated spirits which shorten their existence. The word " Assommoir " literally means a loaded^ 
 bludgeon, or that weapon ironically termed a life-preserver — in short, anything that will fell, 
 stun, or kill ; and, according to M. Alfred Delvau, the author of a French slang dictionary, 
 it is a curious fact that Russian robbers reverse the metaphor, and nick-name a bludgeon, 
 " champagne." It is scarcely necessary to point out that the loaded bludgeon in the 
 hands of a ruffian and the pernicious spirits dispensed at establishments of the above- 
 mentioned character produce corresponding results. 
 
" Gervaise threw herself before him, stammering : ' No, no.' "—Page 5. 
 
 THE "A3SOMMOIB." 
 
 CHAPTER I. 
 
 Gervaise had waited for Lantier until two in the morning. Then, shivering from having 
 remained in a thin loose jacket, exposed to the fresh air at the window, she had thrown 
 herself across the bed, drowsy, feverish, and her cheeks bathed in tears. 
 
 For a week past, on leaving the " Two-Headed Calf," where they took their meals, he 
 had sent her home with the children and never reappeared himself till late at night, alleg- 
 ing he had been in search of work. That evening, while watching for his return, she 
 thought she had seen him enter the dancing-hall of the " Grand-Balcony," the ten blazing 
 
2 THE "ASSOMMOIR." 
 
 windows of which lighted up the dark expanse of the exterior Boulevards with the glare 
 of a conflagration ; and, five or six paces behind him, she had caught sight of little 
 Adele, a burnisher, who dined at their restaurant, swinging her hands, as if she had just 
 quitted his arm so as not to pass together under the dazzling light of the globes at the 
 door. 
 
 When, towards five o'clock, Gervaise awoke, stiff and sore, she broke forth into sobs. 
 Lantier had not returned. For the first time he had slept away from home. She remained 
 seated on the edge of the bed, under the strip of faded chintz, which hung from the rod 
 fastened to the ceiling by a piece of string. And, slowly, with her eyes veiled by tears, 
 she glanced round the wretched lodging, furnished with a walnut chest of drawers, minus 
 one drawer, three rush-bottomed chairs, and a little greasy table, on which stood a broken 
 water-jug. There had been added, for the children, an iron bedstead, which prevented any 
 one getting to the chest of drawers, and filled two-thirds of the room. Gervaise's and 
 Lantier's trunk, wide open, in one corner, displayed its emptiness, and a man's old hat 
 right at the bottom almost buried beneath some dirty shirts and socks ; whilst, against the 
 walls, above the articles of furniture, hung a shawl full of holes, and a pair of trousers be- 
 grimed with mud, the last rags which the dealers in second-hand clothes declined to. buy. 
 Jn the centre of the mantel-piece, lying between two odd zinc caudle-sticks, was a bundle 
 of pink pawn-tickets. It was the best room of the hotel, the first floor room, looking on 
 to the Boulevard. 
 
 The two children were sleeping side by side, with their heads on the same pillow. 
 Claude, aged eight years, was breathing quietly, with his little hands thrown outside the 
 coverlet ; while Etienne, only four years old, was smiling, with one arm round his brother's 
 neck. As the clouded gaze of their mother rested upon them, she broke into a fresh fit 
 of sobbing, and was obliged to press a handkerchief to her mouth, to stifle the faint cries 
 that escaped her. JAnd, bare-footed, without thinking to again put on the old shoes that 
 had fallen on the floor, she resumed her position at the window, her eyes searchiug the 
 pavements in the distance. I 
 
 The hotel was situated on the Boulevard de la Chapelle, to the left of the Barriere 
 Poissonniere. It was a building of two stories high, painted a red, of the colour of wine 
 dregs, up to the second floor, and with shutters all rotted by the rain. Over a lamp with 
 starred panes of glass, one could manage to read, between the two windows, the words, 
 " HOtel Boncceur, kept by Marsoullier," painted in big yellow letters, several pieces of which 
 the mouldering of the plaster had carried away. The lamp preventing her seeing, 
 Gervaise raised herself on tiptoe, still holding the handkerchief to her lips. / She looked 
 to the right, towards the Boulevard Rocheehouart, where groups of butchers, in aprons 
 smeared with blood, were hanging about in front of the slaughter-houses ; and the fresh 
 breeze wafted occasionally a stench of slaughtered beasts. Looking to the left, she scanned 
 a long avenue that ended nearly in front of her, where the white mass of the Lariboisifere 
 Hospital was then in course of construction. Slowly, from one end of the horizon to the 
 other, she followed the octroi wall, behind which she sometimes heard, during night time, 
 the shrieks of persons being murdered ; and she searchingly looked into the remote angles, 
 the dark corners, black with humidity and filth, fearing to discern there Lantier's body, 
 stabbed to death. When she raised her eyes beyond that grey and interminable wall, 
 which encircled the city with a desert-like belt, she perceived a great light, a sunny dust, 
 already full of the early morning rumbling of awaking Paris. iBut it was always to the 
 Barriere Poissonniere that she returned, stretching out her neck, and making her head dizzy 
 ■ by watching the uninterrupted flow of men, cattle, and carts, that descended from the 
 heights of Montmartre and La Chapelle, pass between the two low buildings of the octroi. 
 There were the heavy tramp of a drove, a crowd that sudden stoppages formed into groups 
 like puddles in the roadway, an endless procession of labourers going to their work, with 
 /loaves of bread under their arms and their tools slung over their shoulders; and this mixed 
 ' mass was swallowed up by the great city in which it kept on disappearing.| Each time 
 Gervaise thought she recognised Lantier among all these people, she leaned out the more, 
 at the risk of falling; then she pressed the handkerchief more firmly to her mouth, as 
 though to repress her grief. 
 
 The sound of a young and cheerful voice caused her to leave the window. 
 
 " So the old man isn't here, Madame Lantier 1 " 
 
 " Why, no, Monsieur Coupeau," she replied, trying to smile. 
 
 He was a zinc-worker, occupying a mere closet at the top of the house, for ten francs a 
 
THE "ASSOMMOIR." 3 
 
 month. Ho had his bag suing on his shoulder ; and finding the key hi the door, he hud 
 entered in a neighbourly way. 
 
 " You know," he continued, " I'm now working over there at the hospital. What 
 beautiful May weather, isn't it ? The air is rather sharp this morning." 
 
 And he looked at Gervaiso's face, red with weeping. When he saw that the bod had 
 not been slept in, he shook his head gently ; then he went to the children's couch where 
 they were sleeping, looking as rosy as cherubs, and, lowering his voice, he said, 
 
 "Come, the old man's not been home, has he 2 Don't worry yourself, Madame Lantier. 
 He's very much occupied with politics. The other day, when they elected Eugene Sue, 
 one of the right sort, it appears, he was perfectly crazy. He has very likely spent the 
 night with some friends blackguarding that crapulous Bonaparte." 
 
 " No, no," she murmured with an effort. " You don't think .that. I know where 
 Lantier is. You see, we have our little troubles like the rest of the world ! " 
 
 Coupeau blinked his eyes, to indicate he was not a dupe of this falsehood; and he went 
 off, after offering to fetch her milk, if she did not care to go out: she was a good and cour- 
 ageous woman, and might coiint upon him on any day of trouble. 
 
 As soon as he was gone/Gervaise again returned to the window.-^a.t the Barrifcre, the 
 tramp of the drove still continued in the cold morning air. You could recognise the lock- 
 smiths by their short blue blouses, the masons by their white overalls, and the painters 
 by their overcoats, beneath which extended long blouses. At a distance this throng had 
 the washed-out appearance of mortar, a neutral tint, in which faded blue and dirty grey pre- 
 dominated. Now and again, a workman stopped short, to relight his pipe, while the others 
 around him pressed on, without a laugh, or a word said to a comrade, a cadaverous look on 
 their cheeks, and their faces turned towards Paris, which swallowed them, one by one, down 
 the gaping Faubourg-Poissonniere. At both corners of the Rue des Poissonniers, however, 
 /some of the men slackened their pace as they neared the doors of the two wine-dealers who 
 were taking down their shutters ; and, before entering, they stood on the edge of the pave- 
 "ment, looking sideways over Paris, with no strength in their arms, and already inclined for 
 a day of idleness. Before the counters, groups of men were standing, treating each other, 
 wasting their time there as they, filled the rooms, coughing, spitting, and clearing their 
 throats with glasses of neat spirits.j Gervaise was watching old Colombe's wine-shop to the 
 left of the street, where she thought she had seen Lantier, when a stout woman, bareheaded 
 and wearing an apron, called to her from the middle of the roadway : 
 
 " I say, Madame Lantier, you're up very early ! ". 
 
 Gervaise leaned out. " Why ! it's you, Madame Boche ! — Oh ! I've a lot of work to-day ! " 
 
 " Yes, things don't do themselves, do they ? " 
 
 And a conversation ensued from the window to the pavement. Madame Boche was 
 doorkeeper of the building the ground floor of which was occupied by the restaurant of the 
 ,":Two-Headed Calf." Several times Gervaise had waited for Lantier in her room, so as 
 ■ not to sit down alone among all the men who took their meals close by. The door-keeper 
 said she was going a few steps, to the Rue de la Charbonniere, to catch a clerk in bed, who 
 /owed her husband for the repairing of a frock-coat. Then she talked of one of her 
 lodgers who had brought a woman home with him the previous nighf, and who had pre- 
 vented everybody from going to sleep till three o'clock in the morning. But, whilst 
 chatting, she scrutinized the young woman with piercing curiosity, and seemed only to have 
 oome there and planted herself under the window for the purpose of finding something out. 
 
 "Is Monsieur Lantier, then, still in bed?" she asked abruptly. 
 
 " Yes, he's asleep," replied Gervaise, who could not avoid blushing. 
 
 Madame Boche saw the tears come into her eyes ; and, satisfied no doubt, she turned 
 to go, declaring men to be a cursed, lazy set. As she went off, she called back : 
 
 " It's this morning you go .to the wash-house, isn't it 1 I've something to wash, too. 
 I'll keep you a place next to me, and we can chat together." Then, as if moved with 
 sudden pity, she added : 
 
 " My poor little thing, you had far better not remain there ; you'll take harm. You 
 look quite blue with cold." 
 
 Gervake still obstinately remained at the window during two mortal hours, till eight 
 o'clock. Ithe shops had all opened. The flow of men in blouses coming from the heights 
 had ceased; and only a few workmen who were late passed the Barriere with hasty strides. 
 In the wine-shops, the same men standing up continued to drink, cough, and spit. Work- 
 women had followed the labourers— burnishers, milliners, artificial flower-makers, gathering 
 
"THE ASSOMMOIIt." 
 
 ARTISANS GOING TO THEIR WORK IX PARIS. 
 
 their thin clothes tightly around them, trotting along the exterior Boulevards ; they went 
 in hands of threes and fours, chatting gaily, gently laughing and casting bright 
 glances ahout them ; at long intervals, one all alone, pale-faced and serious-looking, 
 followed the octroi wall, carefully avoiding the filth that lay about there. Then the 
 clerks had passed, blowing on their fingers, and eating their halfpenny rolls as they walked ; 
 thin young men in clothes too short, and with a bleared and sleepy look about their eyes ; 
 little old men who stumbled along, with sickly countenances, worn out by long office 
 hours, and who kept consulting their watches to regulate their progress to within a few 
 seconds. The Boulevards had assumed their morning calm ; the men of leisure of the neigh- 
 bourhood strolled about in the sunshine ; mothers, with heads uncovered, and in dirty 
 skirts, rocked their babies in swaddling clothes, which they changed on the seats ; a 
 number of half-naked brats, with dirty noses, jostled each other and rolled upon the 
 ground, amid whining, laughter and tears.J Then Gervaise felt herself choking, dizzy 
 with anguish, all hope gone ; it seemed to her that everything was ended, even time 
 itself, and that Lantier would return no more. Her eyes vacantly wandered from the 
 
THE "ASSOMMOIR." 5 
 
 old slaughter-houses, foul with butchery and with stench, to the new white hospital, which, 
 through th« yawning openings of its ranges of windows, disclosed the naked wards, where 
 death was preparing to mow. In front of her, on the other side of the octroi wall, the bright 
 heavens dazzled her, with the rising sun which rose higher and higher over the vast awak- 
 ing city. 
 
 The young woman was seated on a chair, no longer crying, and with her hands 
 abandoned on her lap, when Lantier quietly entered the room. 
 
 " It's you ! — it's you ! " she cried, rising to throw herself upon his neck. 
 
 "Yes, it's me. What of it T' he replied. "You are not going to begin any of your 
 nonsense, I hope ! " 
 
 Hs had pushed her aside. Then, with a gesture of ill-humour, he threw his black felt 
 hat on to the chest of drawers. He was a young fellow of twenty-six years of age, short, 
 and very dark, with a handsome figure, and slight moustaches which his hand was always 
 mechanically twirling. He wore a workman's overalls and an old soiled overcoat, which 
 he had made tight at the waist, and he spoke with a strong Proveucial accent. 
 
 Gervaise, who had fallen back on her chair, gently complained, in short sentences : " I've 
 not had a wink of sleep. I feared some harm had happened to you. Where have 
 you been ? Where did you spend the night 1 For heaven's sake ! don't do it again, or I 
 shall go crazy. Tell me, Auguste, where have you been 1 " 
 
 "Where I'd business, of course," he returned, shrugging his, shoulders. "At eight 
 o'clock, I was at La Glaciere, with my friend, who is to start a hat factory. We sat talking 
 late, so I preferred to sleep there. Now, you know, I don't like being spied upon, so 
 just shut up ! " 
 
 The young woman recommenced sobbing. The loud voices and the rough movements 
 of Lantier, who upset the chairs, had awakened the children. They sat up in bed, half 
 naked, disentangling their hair with their tiny hands, and, hearing their mother weep, 
 they uttered terrible screams, crying also with their scarcely open eyes. 
 
 "Ah! there's the music!" exclaimed Lantier. "I warn you, I'll take my hook! 
 And it will be for good, this time. You won't shut up? Then, good morning ! I'll return 
 to the place I've just come from." 
 
 He had already taken his hat from off the chest of drawers. But Gervaise threw her- 
 self before him, stammering: "No, no!" 
 
 And she hushed the little ones' tears with her caresses, smoothed their hair, and 
 soothed them with soft words. The children, suddenly quieted, laughing on their pillow, 
 amused themselves by pinching each other. The father, however, without even taking off 
 his boots, had thrown himself on the bed, looking worn out, his face bearing signs of 
 having been up all night. He did not go to sleep, he lay with his eyes wide open, 
 looking round the room. 
 
 " It's clean here ! " he muttered. And after observing Gervaise a moment, he malig- 
 nantly added : " Don't you even wash yourself now ? " 
 
 Gervaise was only twenty-two years old. She was tall and rather slim, with delicate 
 features already worn by the roughness of her life. Uncombed, and in old shoes, shivering 
 under her thin white jacket all soiled with grease and the dust from the furniture, she seemed 
 aged at least ten years by the hours of anguish and tears she had just gone through. 
 Lantier's words made her throw off her timid and submissive attitude. 
 
 "You're not just," said she, spiritedly. " You well know I do all I can. It's not my 
 fault we find ourselves here. I would like to see you, with the two children, in a room where 
 there's not even a stove to heat some water. When we arrived in Paris, instead of 
 squandering your money, you should have made a home for us at once, as you promised." 
 
 " I say ! " he cried, "you cracked the nut with me ; it doesn't become you to sneer at 
 it now ! " 
 
 But she did not appear to hear him, and she continued : " However, with courage, 
 we can still get right again. I saw Madame Fauconnier, the laundress in the Rue Neuve, 
 yesterday evening; she will take, me on Monday. If you get to work again with your 
 friend at La Glaciere, we'll have ourTieads above water again before six months arc past, 
 just time enough to get ourselves some clothes and take a place somewhere, that we can 
 call our own. Oh ! but we must work, work ! " 
 
 Lantier turned over towards the wall, looking- greatly bored. Then Gervaise lost her 
 temper. 
 
 " Yes, that's it, I know the love of work doesn't trouble you much. You're bursting 
 
6 THE "ASSOMMOIE." ■ 
 
 with ambition, you want to be dressed like a gentleman and take out strumpets in silk 
 skirts. You don't think me nice enough, do you, now that you've made me pawn all my 
 dresses'! Listen, Auguste, I didn't intend to speak of it, I would have waited a bit longer, 
 but I know where you spent the night; I saw you enter the "Grand-Balcony" with 
 that trollop Adele. Ah ! you choose them well ! She's a nice one, she is ! she does well 
 to put on the airs of a princess ! She's been the mistress of every man who frequents the 
 restaurant." 
 
 At a bound Lantier sprang from the bed. His eyes had become as black as ink in his 
 pale face. With this little man, rage blew like a tempest. 
 
 " Yes, yes, of every man who frequents the restaurant ! " repeated the young woman. 
 "Madame Boche intends to give them notice, she and her long stick of a sister, because 
 they've always a string of men after them on the staircase." 
 
 Lantier raised his fists ; then, resisting the desire of striking her, he seized hold of her 
 by the arms, shook her violently, and sent her sprawling upon the bed of the children, 
 who recommenced crying. And he lay down again, mumbling, like a man resolving on 
 something that he previously hesitated to do : 
 
 " You don't know what you've done, Gervaisc. You've been wrong ; you'll see." 
 
 For an instant, the children continued sobbing. Their mother, who remained banding 
 over the bed, held them both in her embrace, and kept repeating these words in a 
 monotonous tone of voice. 
 
 " Ah ! if you were not there ! my poor little ones ! If you were not there ! If you 
 were not there ! " 
 
 Stretched out quietly, his eyes raised to the faded strip of chintz, Lantier no longer 
 listened, but seemed to be buried in a fixed idea. He remained thus for nearly an hour, 
 without giving way to sleep, in spite of the fatigue which weighed his eyelids down. When 
 he turned round, raising himself on his arm, with a harsh and determined look upon 
 his face, Gervaise had almost finished tidying the room. She was making the children's 
 bed, they being already up and dressed. He watched her as she swept and dusted about ; 
 the room still remained dingy and miserable looking, with its smoky ceiling, its paper 
 peeling off the walls from the damp, its three rickety chairs and its tumble down chest 
 of drawers, to which the dirt obstinately clung and only spread all the more beneath the 
 duster. Then, whilst she washed herself with a great splashing of the water, after doing 
 up her hair in front of a little round hand glass hung to the window fastening, and which 
 Lantier used to shave himself by, he seemed to examine her bare arms, and throat, and 
 shoulders, the whole of her frame that she exposed, as though his mind was forming a com- 
 parison. And he pouted his lips. Gervaise limped with her right leg ; but it was scarcely 
 perceptible, excepting on the days when she was tired, when with her hips aching from 
 fatigue she would be careless how she walked. That morning, worn out by the restless 
 night which she had passed, she dragged her leg, and leant against the wall. Silence pre- 
 vailed ; they had not exchanged another word. He seemed to be waiting for something. 
 She, devouring her grief, trying to assume a look of indifference, hurried over her work. 
 While she was making a bundle of the dirty clothes thrown in a corner, behind the trunk, 
 he at length opened his lips, and asked : 
 
 " What are you doing there ? Where are you going 1 " 
 
 She did not answer at first. Then, when he furiously repeated his question, she made 
 up her mind, and said : 
 
 " I suppose you can see for yourself. I'm going to wash all this. The children can't 
 live in filth." 
 
 He let her pick up two or three handkerchiefs. And, after a fresh pause, he resumed : 
 " Have you got any money ? " 
 
 At these words she stood up and looked him full in the face, without leaving go of the 
 children's dirty shirts, which she held in her hand. 
 
 " Money ! and where do you think I can have stolen any 1 You know well enough 
 that I got three francs the day before yesterday on my black skirt. We've lunched twice 
 off it, and money goes quick at the pork-butcher's. No, you may be quite sure I've no 
 money. I've four sous for the wash-house. I don't earn money like some women." 
 
 He let this allusion pass. He had moved off the bed, and was passing in review the 
 few. rags hanging about the room. He ended by taking up the pair of trousers and the 
 shawl, and, searching the drawers, he added two chemises and a woman's loose jacket to 
 the parcel j then, he threw the whole bundle into Gervaise's arms, saying : 
 
THE "ASSOMMOIR." ' ■ 7 
 
 " Jlere, go and pop this." 
 
 " Don't you want me to pop the children as well?" asked she. " Eh ! if they lent on 
 children, it would be a fine riddance ■ " 
 
 She went to the pawn-place, however. When she returned at the end of half-an-hour, 
 she laid a hundred sou piece on the mantel-shelf, aud added the ticket to the others, 
 between the two candlesticks. 
 
 " That's what they gave me," said she. " I wanted six francs, but I couldn't manage 
 it. Oh ! they'll never ruin themselves. And there's always such a crowd there ! " 
 
 Lantier did not pick up the five franc piece directly. He would rather, that she got 
 change, so as to leave her some of it. But he decided to slip it into his waistcoat pocket, 
 when he noticed a small piece of ham wrapped up in paper and the remains of a loaf on 
 the chest of drawers. 
 
 " I didn't dare go to the milkwoman's, becaiise we owe her a week,'' explained Gervaise. 
 " But I shall be back early ; you can get some bread and some chops whilst I'm away, and 
 then we'll have lunch. Bring also a bottle of wine." 
 
 He did not say no. Their quarrel seemed to be forgotten. The young woman was 
 completing her bundle of dirty clothes. But when she went to take Lantier's shirts and 
 socks from the bottom of the trunk, he called to her to leave them alone. 
 
 " Leave my things, d'ye hear ! I don't want 'em touched ! " 
 
 " AVhat's it you don't want touched ? " she asked, rising up. " I suppose you don't 
 mean to put these filthy things on again, do you ] They must be washed." 
 
 And she anxiously scrutinized his handsome face, in which she saw the same harshness, 
 as though nothing would move him ever more. He flew iuto a passion, and, snatching the 
 things from her hands, threw them back into the trunk. 
 
 " Damnation ! just obey me for once in a way ! I tell you I won't have 'em touched !'" 
 
 "But why?" she added, turning pale, a terrible suspicion crossing her mind. "You 
 don't want your shirts now ; you're not going away. What can it matter to you if I take 
 them 1 " 
 
 He hesitated for an instant, embarrassed by the piercing glance she fixed upon him. 
 " Why — why — " stammered he, "because you go and tell every one that you keep me, 
 that you wash and mend. Well ! it worries me, there ! Attend to your own business 
 and I'll attend to mine. Washerwomen don't work for dogs." 
 
 She supplicated, she protested she had never complained ; but he roughly closed the 
 trunk and sat down upon it, saying, " No ! " to her face. He could surely do as he liked 
 with what belonged to him ! Then, to escape from the inquiring looks she levelled at him, 
 he went and laid down on the bed again, saying that he was sleepy, and requesting her not 
 to make his head ache with any more of her row. This time, indeed, he seemed to fall 
 asleep. Gervaise, for a while, remained undecided. She was tempted to kick the bundle 
 of dirty clothes on one side, and to sit down and sew. But Lantier's regular breathing 
 ended by reassuring her. She took the ball of blue and the piece of soap remaining from 
 her last washing, and going up to the little ones, who were quietly playing with some old 
 corks in front of the window, she kissed them, and said in a low voice : 
 
 " Be very good, don't make any noise ; papa's asleep." 
 
 When she left the room, Claude's and Etienne's gentle laughter alone disturbed the 
 great silence beneath the blackened ceiling. It was ten o'clock. A ray of sunshine entered 
 by the half open window. On the Boulevard, Gervaise turned to the left, and followed 
 the Rue Neuve de la Goutte-d'Or. As she passed Madame Faucounier's shop, she slightly 
 bowed her head. The wash-house she was bound for was situated towards the middle of 
 the street, at the part where the roadway commenced to ascend. On the top of a flat 
 building three enormous reservoirs of water— zinc tanks strongly riveted — displayed their 
 round grey sides ; whilst, behind, rose up the drying-room, a very lofty second floor, closed 
 on all sides by Venetian shutters, the openings between the laths of which admitted the 
 outer air, and gave a view of clothes drying on brass wire lines. To the right of the 
 reservoirs, the narrow funnel' of the steam-engine discharged, with a rough and regular 
 respiration, puffs of white smoke. Gervaise, without tucking up her skirts, but like a 
 woman used to moving about amongst puddles, entered the doorway, all encumbered with 
 jars full of some chemical water. She was already acquainted with the mistress of the 
 wash-house, a delicate little woman with sore eyes, who sat in a small glazed closet with 
 account books in front of her, bars of soap on shelves, balls of blue in glass bowls, and 
 pounds of soda done up in packets ; and, as she passed, she asked for her beetle and her 
 
8 THE "ASS0MM01R." 
 
 scouring-brush, which she had left to be taken care of the last time she had done her 
 washing there. Then, after obtaining her number, she entered the wash-house. 
 
 It was an immense shed, with large light windows, and a flat ceiling, showing the beams 
 supported on cast-iron pillars. Pale rays of light passed freely through the hot steam, 
 which remained suspended like a milky fog. Smoke arose from certain corners, spreading 
 about and covering the recesses with a bluish veil. A heavy moisture hung around, 
 impregnated with a soapy odour, a damp insipid smell, continuous though at moments 
 overpowered by the more potent fumes of the chemicals. Along the washing-places, on 
 either side of the central alley, were rows of women, with bare arms and necks, and skirts 
 tucked up, showing coloured stockings and heavy lace-up shoes. They were beating 
 furiously, laughing, leaning back to call out a word in the midst of the din, or stooping 
 over their tubs, all of them brutal, ungainly, foul of speech, and soaked as though by a 
 shower, with their flesh red and reeking. Around them, beneath them, was a great flow 
 of water, steaming pailfuls carried about and emptied at one shoot, high up, taps of cold 
 water turned on and discharging their contents, the splashings caused by the beetles, the 
 drippings from the rinsed clothes, the pools in which the women trod trickling away in 
 streamlets over the sloping flagstones ; and, in the midst of the cries, of the cadenced 
 blows, of the murmuring noise of rain, of that storm-like clamour dying away beneath the 
 saturated ceiling, the engine on the right, all white with steam, puffed and snorted un- 
 ceasingly, the dancing trepidation of its fly-wheel seeming to regulate the magnitude of the 
 uproar. 
 
 Gervaise passed slowly along the alley, looking to the right and left. She carried her 
 bundle of clothes on her arm, with one hip higher than the other, and limping more than 
 usual, in the passing, backwards and forwards, of the other women, who jostled against her. 
 
 " This way, my dear ! " cried Madame Boche, in her loud voice. Then, when the young 
 woman had joined her, at the very end on the left, the doorkeeper, who was furiously 
 rubbing a sock, began to talk incessantly, without leaving off hor work. " Put your things 
 there, I've kept your place. Oh ! I sha'n't be long over what I've got. Boche scarcely 
 dirties his things at all. And you, you won't be long either, will you? Your bundle's 
 quite a little one. Before twelve o'clock we shall have finished, and we can. go off to lunch. 
 I used to send my things to a laundress in the Rue Poulet, but she destroyed everything 
 with her chlorine and her brushes ; so now I do the washing myself. It's so much saved ; 
 it only costs the soap. I say, you should have put those shirts to soak. Those little 
 rascals of children, on my word ! one would think their bodies were covered with soot." 
 
 Gervaise, having undone her bundle, was spreading out the little ones' shirts, and as 
 Madame Boche advised her to take a pailful of lye, she answered, " Oh, no ! warm water 
 will do. I'm used to it." 
 
 She had sorted the clothes, and put the few coloured things on one side. Then, after 
 filling her tub with four pailfuls of cold water taken from the tap behind her, she clipped 
 in the pile of linen, and, tucking up her skirt, drawing it tight between her legs, she got 
 into a kind of upright box, the sides of which nearly reached to her waist. 
 
 "You're used to it, eh ?" repeated Madame Boche. "You were a, washerwoman in 
 your native place, weren't you, my dear 1 " 
 
 Gervaise, with her sleeves turned up, displaying her fine fair arms, still young, and 
 scarcely reddened at the elbows, commenced getting the dirt out of her linen. She had 
 spread a chemise over the narrow plank of the washing-place, whitened and eaten away by 
 the wear and tear of the water ; she rubbed it over with soap, turned it, and rubbed it on 
 the other side. Before answering, she seized her beetle and began to beat, shouting out 
 her sentences, and punctuating them with rough and regular blows. 
 
 " Yes, yes, a washerwoman — When I was ten — That's twelve years ago — We used to go 
 to the river — It smelt nicer there than it does here — You should have seen, there was a 
 nook under the trees, with clear running water — You know, at Plassaus — Don't you know 
 Plassans %— It's near Marseilles." 
 
 " How she goes at it ! " exclaimed Madame Boche, amazed at the strength of her blows. 
 " What a wench it is % She'd flatten out a piece of iron with her little lady-like arms." 
 
 The conversation continued in a very high tone. At times, the doorkeeper, not catch- 
 ing what was said, was obliged to lean forward. All the linen was beaten, and with a will ! 
 Gervaise plunged it into the tub again, and then took it out once more, each article 
 separately, to rub it over with soap a second time and brush it. With one hand she held 
 the article firmly on to the plank ; with the other, which grasped the short couch-grass 
 
GEBVAISE AT THE WASH-HOUSE. 
 
 brush, she extracted from the linen a dirty lather, which fell in long drips. Then, in the 
 slight noise" caused by the brush, the two women drew together, and conversed in a more 
 intimate way. 
 
 •'No, we're not married," resumed Gervaise. "I don't hide it. Lander isn't so nice 
 for any one to care to be his wife. Ah ! if it wasn't for the children. I was fourteen and 
 he eighteen years old when we had our first ; the other came four years later. It happened 
 as it always does, you know. I wasn't happy at home. Old Macquart, for a yes or a no, 
 would give me no end of kicks behind ; so I preferred to keep away from him.. We might 
 have been married, but— I forget why — our parents wouldn't consent." 
 
10 THE "ASSOMMOIR." 
 
 She shook her hands, which were growing red in the white suds. " The water's awfully 
 hard in Paris," said she. 
 
 Madame Boche was now washing only very slowly. She kept leaving off, making her 
 work last as long as she could, so as to remain there, to listen to that story, which her 
 curiosity had been hankering to know for a fortnight past. Her mouth was half open in 
 the midst of her big, fat face ; her eyes, which were almost at the top of her head, were 
 gleaming. She was thinking, with the satisfaction of having guessed right : 
 
 "That's it, the little one gossips too much. There's been a row." 
 
 Then, she observed out loud, "He isn't nice, then 1 " 
 
 " Don't mention it ! " replied Gervaise. " He used to behave very well in the country ; 
 but since we've been in Paris he's been unbearable. I must tell you that his mother died 
 last year and left him some money — about seventeen hundred francs. He would come to 
 Paris, so, as old Macquart was for ever knocking me about without warning, I consented 
 to come away with him. We made the journey with the two children. He was to set me 
 up as a laundress, and work himself al his trade of a hatter. We should have been very 
 happy ; but, you see, Lantier's ambitious and a spendthrift, a fellow who only thinks of 
 amusing himself. In short, he's not worth much. On arriving, we went to the H6tel 
 Montmartre, in the Rue Montmartre. And then there were dinners, and cabs, and the 
 theatre ; a watch for himself, and a silk dress for me, for he's not unkind when he's got 
 the money. You understand, he went in for everything, and so well that at the end of 
 two months we were cleaned out. It was then that we came to live at the H6tel Boncoenr, 
 and that this horrible life began." 
 
 She interrupted herself. A lump had suddenly risen in her throat, and she could 
 scarcely restrain her tears. She had finished brushing the things. 
 
 " I must go and fetch my hot water," she murmured. 
 
 But Madame Boche, greatly disappointed at this break off in the disclosures, called to 
 the wash-house boy, who was passing : 
 
 " My little Charles, kindly get madame a pail of hot water : she's in a hurry." 
 
 The boy took the pail and brought it back filled. Gervaise paid him ; it was a sou the 
 pailful. She poured the hot water into the tub, and soaped the things a last time with 
 her hands, leaning over them in a mass of steam, which deposited small beads of grey 
 vapour in her light hair. 
 
 " Here, put some soda in, I've got some by me," said the doorkeeper, obligingly. 
 
 And she emptied into Gervaise's tub what remained of a bag of soda which she had 
 brought with her. She also offered her some of the chemical water, but the young woman 
 declined it ; it was only good for grease and wine stains. 
 
 " I think he's rather a loose fellow," resumed Madame Boche, returning to Lantier, but 
 without naming him. 
 
 Gervaise, bent almost double, her hands all shrivelled, and thrust in amongst the 
 clothes, merely tossed her head. 
 
 "Yes, yes," continued the other, "I've noticed several little things — " But she 
 suddenly interrupted herself, as Gervaise jumped up, with a pale fnce, and staring wildly 
 at her. Then she exclaimed, " Oh, no ! I don't know anything ! He likes to laugh a bit, 
 I think, that's all. For instance, you know the two girls who lodge at my place, Adele 
 and Virginie. Well, he larks about with 'em, but it doesn't go any further, I'm sure." 
 
 The young woman, standing before her, her face covered with perspiration, the water 
 dripping from her arms, continued to stare at her with a fixed and penetrating look. Then 
 the doorkeeper got excited, giving herself a blow on the chest, and pledging her word of 
 honour, she cried : 
 
 " I know nothing, I mean it when I say so ! " 
 
 Then, calming herself, she added in a gentle voice, as if speaking to a person on whom 
 loud protestations would have no effect, " I think he has a frank look about the eyes. He'll 
 marry you, my dear, I'm sure of it ! " 
 
 Gervaise passed her wet hand over her forehead. She drew another article of clothinc 
 from the water, as she again tossed her head. For a while they both remained silent. 
 Peacefulness prevailed around them ; eleven o'clock was striking. Half the women resting 
 one leg on the edges of their tubs, and with open bottles of wine at their feet, were eating 
 sausages between slices of bread. Only the women who had families, and had come there 
 just to wash their little bundles of clothes, hurried over their work as they kept glancing 
 up at the clock which hung above the office. A few beetle strokes were still heard at 
 
THE "ASSOMMOIR." 11 
 
 intervals, in the midst of quiet laughter and conversations which were drowned in the noise 
 of a glutinous movement of jaws ; whilst the steam-engine, ever at work, without truce or 
 repose, seemed to raise its vibrating, snortiug voice, until it filled the immense building. 
 But not one of the women noticed it ; it was as it were the very breathing of the wash- 
 house — a scorching breath which accumulated, beneath the beams of the ceiling, the mist 
 that incessantly floated about. The heat was becoming unbearable. Rays of sunshine 
 entered through the tall windows on the left, transforming the smoking vapours into 
 opaque masses of a pale pink and bluish grey tint; and, as complaints arose, the boy 
 Charles went from one window to the other and lowered some coarse blinds ; then he crossed 
 to the other side, the shady one, and opened some of the casements. His movements were 
 greeted with acclamations. There was a general clapping of hands, a boisterous gaiety 
 passed over all. Then the last beetles were laid down. The women, with their mouths 
 full, now only made gestures with the open knives that they held in their hands. The 
 silence became so general that one could hear, at regular intervals, the grating of the 
 stoker's shovel at the further end, as he scooped up the coal and throw it into the furnace. 
 
 Gervaise was washing her coloured things in the hot water thick with lather, which she 
 had kept for the purpose. When she had finished, she drew a trestle towards her and 
 hung acrcss it all the different articles, the drippings from which made bluish puddles on 
 the floor; and then she commenced rinsing. Behind her, the cold water tap was set 
 running into a vast tub fixed to the ground, and across which were two wooden bars 
 whereon to lay the clothes. High up in the air were two other bars for the things to 
 finish dripping on. 
 
 " We're almost finished, and it's not a pity,'' said Madame Boche. " I'll wait and help 
 you wring all that." 
 
 " Oh ! it's not worth while ; I'm much obliged though," replied the young woman, who 
 was kneading with her hands and sousing the coloured things in some clean water. " If 
 I'd any sheets, it would be another thing." 
 
 But she had, however, to accept the doorkeeper's assistance. They were wringing 
 between them, one at each end, a woollen skirt of a washed-out chestnut colour, from 
 which dribbled a yellowish water, when Madame Boche exclaimed : 
 
 "Why, there's tall Virginie ! What has she come here to wash, when all her wardrobe 
 that isn't on her would go into a pocket handkerchief? " 
 
 Gervaise quickly raised her head. Virginie was a girl of her own age, taller than she 
 was, dark, and pretty in spite of her face being rather long. She had on an old black dress 
 with flounces, and a red, ribbon round her neck; and her hair was done up carefully, the 
 chignon being enclosed in a blue silk net. She stood an instant, in the middle of the 
 central alley, screwing up her eyes as though seeking some one ; then, when she caught 
 sight of Gervaise, she passed close to her, erect, insolent, and with a swinging gait, and 
 took a place in the same row, five tubs away from her. 
 
 " There's a freak for you ! " continued Madame. Boche in a lower tone of voice. " She 
 never even washes a pair of cuffs. Ah ! she's a regular slut, I can tell you ! A needle- 
 woman who doesn't even sew the buttons on her boots ! It's the same with her sister, the 
 burnisher, that trollop Adele, who's away from the workshop two days out of three ! They 
 know neither their father nor their mother, and they live no one knows how : and if one 
 cared to talk — What's that she's rubbing there 1 Eh ! it's a petticoat ! Isn't it in a filthy 
 state ? It must have seen some fine goings-on, that petticoat ! " 
 
 Madame Boche was evidently trying to make herself agreeable to Gervaise. The truth 
 was she often took a cup of coffee with Adele and Virginie, when the girls had any money. 
 Gervaise did not answer, but hurried over her work with feverish hands. She had just 
 prepared her blue in a little tub that stood on three legs. She dipped in the linen things, 
 and shook them an instant at the bottom of the coloured water, the reflection of which 
 had a pinky tinge ; and, after wringing them lightly, she spread them out on the wooden 
 bars, up above. During the time she was occupied with this work, she made a point of 
 turning her back on Virginie. But she heard her chuckles : she could feel her sidelong 
 glances. Virginie appeared only to have come there to provoke her. At one moment, 
 Gervaise having turned rbund, they both stared into each other's faces. 
 
 " Leave her alone," murmured Madame Boche. " You're not going to pull each other's 
 hair out, I hope. When I tell you there's nothing ! It isn't her, there !" 
 
 At this moment, as the young woman was hanging up the last article of clothing, there 
 was a sound of laughter at the door of the wash-house. 
 
12 THE "ASSOMMOIR." 
 
 '■ Here are two brats who want their mamma ! " cried Charles. 
 
 All the women leant forward. Gervaise recognised Claude and Etienne. As soon as 
 they caught sight of her, they ran to her through, the puddles, the heels of their unlaced 
 shoes resounding on the flagstones. Claude, the eldest, held his little brother by the hand. 
 The women, as they passed them, uttered little exclamations of affection as they noticed 
 their frightened, though smiling, faces. And they stood there, in front of their mother, 
 without leaving go of each other's hands, and holding their fair heads erect. 
 
 " Has papa sent you ? " asked Gervaise. 
 
 But as she stooped to tie the laces of Etienue's shoes, she saw the key of their room on 
 one of Claude's fingers, with the brass number hanging from it. 
 
 " Why, you've brought the key ! " said she, greatly surprised. " What's that fur 1 " 
 
 The child, seeing the key which he had forgotten on his finger, appeared to recollect, 
 and exclaimed in his clear voice, 
 
 " Papa's gone." 
 
 " He's gone to buy the lunch, and told you to come here to fetch me 1 " 
 
 Claude looked at his brother, hesitated, no longer recollecting. Then he resumed all 
 in a breath : " Papa's gone. He jumped off the bed, he put all the things in the box, he 
 carried the box down to a cab. He's gone." 
 
 Gsrvaise, who was squatting down, slowly rose to her feet, her face ghastly pale. She 
 put her hands to her cheeks and temples, as though she felt her head was breaking ; and 
 she could find only these words, which she repeated twenty times in the same tone of voice : 
 
 "Ah ! good heavens ! — ah ! good heavens ! — ah ! good heavens ! " 
 
 Madame Boche, however, also questioned the child, quite delighted at the chance of 
 hearing the whole story. 
 
 " Come, little one, you must tell us just what happened. It was he who locked the 
 door and who told you to bring the key, wasn't it ? " And, lowering her voice, she whis- 
 pered in Claude's ear : " Was there a lady in the cab ? " 
 
 The. child again got confused. Then he recommenced his story in a triumphant 
 manner : " He jumped off the bed, he put all the things in the box. He's gone." 
 
 Then, when Madame Boche let him go, he drew his brother, in front of the tap, and 
 they amused themselves by turning on the water. Gervaise was unable to cry. She was 
 choking, leaning back against her tub, her face still buried in her hands. Slight shivering 
 fits seized her. At times a deep sigh escaped her, whilst she thrust her fists firmer into her 
 eyes, as though to bury herself in the darkness of her abandonment. It was a gloomy 
 abyss to the bottom of which she seemed to fall. 
 
 " Come, my dear, pull yourself together ! " murmured Madame Boche. 
 
 " If you only knew ! if you only knew ! " said she at length very faintly. " He sent me 
 this morning to pawn my shawl and my shifts to pay for that cab." 
 
 And she burst out crying. The recollection of her errand at the pawn-place, fixing in 
 her mind one of the events of the morning, had given an outlet to the sobs which were 
 choking her. That errand was an abomination — the great grief in her despair. The tears 
 ran down on to her chin, which her hands had already wetted, without her even thinking of 
 taking a handkerchief. 
 
 " Be reasonable, do be quiet, everyone's looking at you," Madame Boche, who hovered 
 round her, kept repeating. " How can you worry yourself so much on account of a man 1 
 You loved him, then, all the same, did you, my poor darling 1 A little while ago you were 
 saying all sorts of things against him ; and now you're crying for him, and almost breaking 
 your heart. Dear me, how silly we all are ! " 
 
 Then she became quite maternal. 
 
 "A pretty little woman like you ! can it be possible? One may tell you everything 
 now, I suppose. Well ! you recollect when I passed under your window, I already had my 
 suspicions. Just fancy, last night, when Adele came home, I heard a man's footsteps with 
 hers. So I thought I would see who it was. I looked up the staircase. The fellow was 
 already on the second landing ; but I certainly recognised M. Lantier's overcoat. Boche 
 who was on the watch this morning, saw him coolly come down. It was with Adele you 
 understand. Virginie has a gentleman now to whom she goes twice a week. Only it's 
 highly improper all the same, for they've only one room and an alcove, and I can't very 
 well say where Virginie managed to sleep." 
 
 She interrupted herself an instant, turned round, and then resumed, subduin°- her loud 
 voice : 
 
THE " ASSOMMOIR." 
 
 13 
 
 TALL VIRGINIE. 
 
 " She's laughing at seeing you cry, that heartless thing over there. I'd stake my life 
 that her washing's all a pretence. She's packed off the other two, and she's come here so 
 as to tell them how you take it." 
 
 Gervaise removed her hands from her face and looked. When she beheld Virginie in 
 front of her, amidst three or four women, speaking low and staring at her, she was seized 
 with a mad rage. She thrust out her arms, turned right round as she felt on the ground, 
 
14 THE "ASSOMMOIl!." 
 
 trembling in every limb, then walked a few steps, and noticing a bucket full of water, she 
 seized it with both hands and threw the contents with all her might. 
 
 "The strumpet !" yelled tall Virginia 
 
 She had stepped back, and her boots alone got wet. The other women, who for some 
 minutes past had all been greatly upset by Gervaise's tears, jostled each other in their 
 anxiety to see the fight. Some, who were finishing their lunch, got on the tops of their 
 tub's. Others hastened forward, their hands smothered with soap. A ring was formed. 
 
 " Ah ! the strumpet ! " repeated tall Virginie. " What's the matter with her ? she's 
 mad ! " 
 
 Gervaise, standing on the defensive, her chin thrust out, her features convulsed, said 
 nothing, not having yet acquired the Paris gift of the gab. The other continued : 
 
 "Get out! It's tired of wallowing about in the country; it wasn't twelve years old 
 when it let the soldiers make free with it ; it's left its leg behind in its native place. The 
 leg fell 'off; it was rotting away." 
 
 The lookers-on burst out laughing. Virginie, seeing her success, advanced a couple of 
 steps, drawing herself up to her full height, and yelling louder than ever : 
 
 " Here ! come a bit nearer, just to see how I'll settle you ! Don't you come annoying 
 us here. Do I even know her, the hussy 1 If she'd wetted me, I'd have pretty soon turned 
 up her skirts, as you'd have seen. Let her just say what I've ever done to her. 
 Speak, you vixen ; what's been done to you?" 
 
 "Don't talk so much," stammered Gervaise. "You know well enough. Some one 
 saw my husband last night. And shut up, because if you don't, I'll most certainly strangle 
 you." 
 
 " Her husband ! Ah ! that's a gocd joke, that is ! Madame's husband ! as if one with 
 such a carcass had husbands ! It isu't my fault if he's chucked you up. You don't sup- 
 pose I've stolen him. I'm ready to be searched. I'll tell you why he's gone : you were 
 infecting the man ! He was too nice for you. Did he have his collar on, though ? Who's 
 found madame's husband ? A reward is offered." 
 
 The laughter burst forth again. Gervaise contented herself with continually murmur- 
 ing jn an almost low tone of voice : 
 
 " You know well enough, you know well enough. It's your sister, I'll strangle her — ' 
 your sister." 
 
 "Yes, go and try it on with my sister," resumed Virginie sneeringly. "Ah ! it's my 
 sister ! That's very likely. My sister looks a trifle different to you ; but what's that to 
 me? Can't one come and wash one's clothes in peace now? Just dry up, d'ye hear, 
 because I've had enough of it ! " 
 
 But it was she who returned to the attack, after giving five or six strokes with her 
 beetle, intoxicated by the insults she had been giving utterance to, and worked up into a 
 passion. She left oil and recommenced again, speaking in this way three times : 
 
 " Well, yes ! it's my sister. There now, does that satisfy you? They adore ea,ch other. 
 You should just see them bill and coo! And he's left you with your bastards. Those 
 pretty kids with scabs all over their faces ! One of 'em's by a gendarme, isn't he ? and you 
 had three others made away with because you didn't want to have to pay for extra luggage 
 on your journey. It's your Lantier who told us that. Ah! he's been telling some fine 
 things ; he'd had enough of you ! " 
 
 "You dirty jade ! you dirty jade ! you dirty jade ! " yelled Gervaise, beside herself, and 
 again seized with a furious trembling. She turned round, looking once more about the 
 ground; and only observing the little tub, she seized hold of it by the legs, and flung the 
 whole of the blue water at Virginie's face. 
 
 " The cow ! she's spoilt my dress ! " cried the latter, whose shoulder was sopping wet and 
 whose left hand was dyed blue. " Wait a minute, you walking dungheap ! " 
 
 In her turn she seized a bucket, and emptied it over the young woman. Then a 
 formidable battle began. They both ran along the rows of tubs, seized hold of the pails 
 that were full, and returned to dash the contents at each other's heads. And each deluge 
 was accompanied by a volley of words. Gervaise herself answered now : 
 
 " There ! dirty beast ! You got it that time. It'll help to cool you." 
 
 " Ah ! the carrion ! That's for your filth. Wash yourself for once in your life." 
 
 "Yes, yes, I'll take the shine out of you, you lanky strumpet !" 
 
 " Another one ! Rinse your teeth, make yourself smart for your watch to-night at the 
 corner of the Hue Belhomme." 
 
THE "ASSOMMOIK." 15 
 
 They ended by filling the buckets at the taps. And as they waited while these filled, 
 they continued their foul language. The first pailfuls, badly aimed, scarcely touched them, 
 but they soon got the range. It was Virgin ie who first received one full in the face ; the 
 water entered at the neck of her dress, ran down her back and bosom, and flowed out under 
 her petticoats. She was still quite giddy with the shock, when a second one caught her 
 side-ways, giving her a sharp blow on the left ear, and soaking her chignon, which unrolled 
 like a ball of string. Gervaise was first hit in the legs ; the water filled her shoes and 
 rebounded as high as her thighs ; two other pailfuls inundated her hips. Soon, however, 
 it became no longer possible to count the hits. They were both of them dripping from 
 their heads to their heels, the bodies of their dresses were sticking to their shoulders, their 
 skirts clung to their loins, and they appeared thinner, stiffer, and shivering, as the water 
 dropped on all sides as it does off umbrellas during a heavy shower. 
 
 " They look jolly funny ! " said the hoarse voice of one of the women. 
 
 Every one in the wash-house was highly amused. A good space was left to the com- 
 batants, as nobody cared to get splashed. Applause and jokes circulated in the midst of 
 the sluice-like noise of the buckets emptied in rapid succession. On the floor the puddles 
 were running one into another, and the two women were wading in them up to their ankles. 
 Virginie, however, who had been meditating a treacherous move, suddenly seized hold of a 
 pail of boiling lye, which one of her neighbours had left there, and threw it. The same 
 cry arose from all. Every one thought Gervaise was scalded ; but only her left foot had 
 been slightly touched. And, exasperated by the pain, she seized a bucket, without 
 troubling herself to fill it this time, and threw it with all her might at the legs of Virginie, 
 who fell to the ground. All the women spoke together. 
 
 " She's broken one of her limbs ! " 
 
 " Well; the other tried to cook her ! " 
 
 " She's right, after all, the fair one, if her man's been taken from her ! " 
 
 Madame Boche held up her arms to heaven, uttering all sorts of exclamations. She 
 had prudently retreated out of the way between two tubs ; and the children, Claude and 
 Etienne, crying, choking, terrified, clung to her dress, with the continuous cry of " Mamma ! 
 mamma ! " broken by their sobs. When she saw Virginie fall she hastened forward, and 
 tried to pull Gervaise away by her skirt, repeating the while, 
 
 " Come now, go home ! be reasonable. On my word, it's quite upset me. Never was 
 such a butchery seen before." 
 
 But she had to draw back and seek refuge again between the two tubs, with the 
 children. Virginie had just flown at Gervaise's throat. ;jhe squeezed her round the neck, 
 trying to strangle her. The latter freed herself with a violent jerk, and in her turn hung 
 on to the tail of the other's chignon, as though she was trying to pull her head off. The 
 battle was silently resumed, without a cry, without an insult. They did not seize each 
 other round the body, they attacked each other's faces with open hands and clawing fingers, 
 pinching, scratching whatever they caught hold of. The tall,. dark girl's red ribbon and 
 blue silk hair net were torn off. The body of her dress, giving way at the neck, displayed 
 a large portion of her shoulder ; whilst the blonde, half stripped, a sleeve gone from her 
 loose white jacket without her knowing how, had a rent in her undorlinen, which exposed 
 to view the naked line of her waist. Shreds of stuff flew in all directions. It was from 
 Gervaise that the first blood was drawn, three long scratches from the mouth to the chin ; 
 and she sought to protect her eyes, shutting them at every grab the other made for fear of 
 having them torn out. No blood showed on Virginie as yet. Gervaise aimed at her ears, 
 maddened at not being able to reach them. At length she succeeded in seizing hold of one 
 of the earrings — an imitation pear in yellow glass— when she pulled and slit the ear, and 
 the blood flowed. 
 
 " They're killing each other ! Separate them, the vixens ! " exclaimed several voices. 
 
 The other women had drawn nearer. They formed themselves into two camps. Some 
 excited the combatants in the same way as the mob urge on snarling curs, while the others, 
 more nervous and trembling, turned away their heads, having had enough of it, and kept 
 repeating that they were sure they would be ill ; and a general battle was on the point of 
 taking place. The combatants styled each other heartless and good for nothing ; bare arms 
 were thrust out— three slaps were heard. Madame Boche, meanwhile, was trying to dis- 
 cover the wash-house boy. 
 
 " Charles ! Charles-! Wherever has he got to 1 " 
 
 And she found him in the front rank, looking on with his arms folded. He was a big 
 
16 THE "ASSOMMOIR." 
 
 fellow, with an enormous neck. He was laughing ami enjoying the sight of the bits of skin 
 which the two women displayed. The little blonde was as plump as a quail. It would be 
 fine if her petticoat slit up. 
 
 "Why!" murmured he, winking his eye, "she's got a strawberry mark under the 
 arm." 
 
 "What! you're there!" cried Madame Boche, as she caught sight of him. "Just 
 come and help us separate them. You can easily separate them, you can ! " 
 
 " Oh, no ! thank you, not if I know it," said he coolly. " To get my eye scratched like 
 I did the other day, I suppose ! I'm not here for that sort of thing ; I should have too 
 much work if I was. Don't be afraid, a little bleeding does 'em good ; it'll soften 'em." 
 
 The doorkeeper then talked of fetching the police ; but the mistress of the wash-house, 
 the delicate young woman with the sore eyes, would not allow her to do this. She kept 
 saying : 
 
 'No, no, I won't ; it'll compromise my establishment." 
 
 The struggle on the ground continued. All on a sudden, Virginie raised herself up on 
 her knees, She had just got hold of a beetle and brandished it on high. She had a rattling 
 in her throat, and, in an altered voice, she exclaimed, 
 
 " Here's something that'll settle you ! Get your dirty linen ready ! " 
 
 Gervaise quickly thrust out her hand, and also seized a beetle, and held it up like a club; 
 and she too spoke in a choking voice. 
 
 " Ah ! you want to wash. Let me get hold of your skin that I may beat it into dish- 
 cloths!" 
 
 For a moment they remained there, on their knees, menacing each other. Their hair 
 all over their faces, their breasts heaving, muddy, swelling with rage, they watched one 
 another, as they waited and took breath. Gervaise gave the first blow. Her beetle glided 
 off Virginie's shoulder, and she at once threw herself on one side to avoid the latter's beetle, 
 which grazed her hip. Then, warming to their work, they struck at each other like 
 washerwomen beating clothes, roughly and in time. Whenever there was a hit, the sound 
 was deadened, so that one might have thought it a blow in a tub full of water. The other 
 women around them no longer laughed. Several had gone off, saying that it quite upset 
 them ; those who remained stretched out their necks, their eyes lighted up with a gleam of 
 cruelty, admiring the pluck displayed. Madame Boche had led Claude and Etienne away, 
 and one could hear at the other end of the building the sound of their sobs, mingled with 
 the sonorous shocks of the two beetles. But Gervaise suddenly yelled. Virginie had 
 caught her a whack with all her might on her bare arm, just above the elbow. A large 
 red mark appeared, the flesh at once began to swell. Then she threw herself upon Virginie, 
 and every one thought she was going to beat her to death. 
 
 " Enough ! enough ! " was cried on all sides. 
 
 Her face bore such a terrible expression, that no one dared approach her. Her strength 
 seemed to have increased tenfold. She seized Virginie round the waist, bent her down and 
 pressed her face against the flagstones; then, in spite of her struggles, she turned up her 
 petticoats, and tore her drawers away. Raising her beetle, she commenced beating as she 
 used to beat at Plassans, on the banks of the Viorne, when her mistress washed the clothes 
 of the garrison. The wood seemed to yield to the flesh with a damp sound. At each 
 whack a red weal marked the white skin. - 
 
 " Oh, oh ! " murmured the boy Charles, opening his eyes to their full extent and gloating 
 over the sight. 
 
 Laughter again burst forth from the lookers-on, but soon the cry, " Enough ! enough ! " 
 recommenced. Gervaise heard not, neither did she tire. She examined her work, bent 
 over it, anxious not to leave a dry place. She wanted to see the whole of that skin beaten, 
 covered with contusions. And she talked, seized with a ferocious gaiety, recalling a washer- 
 woman's song. 
 
 " Bang ! bang ! Margot at her tub — Bang ! bang ! beating rub-a-dub — Bang ! bang ! tries 
 to wash her heart — Bang ! bang ! black with grief to part — " 
 
 And then she resumed, "That's for you, that's for your sister, that's for Lantier. 
 When you next see them, you can give them that. Attention ! I'm going to begin again. 
 That's for Lantier, that's for your sister, that's for you. Bang ! bang ! Margot at her tub 
 — Bang ! bang ! beating rub-a-dub — " 
 
 The others were obliged to drag Virginie from her. The tall dark girl, her face bathed 
 in tears and purple with shame, picked up her things and hastened away. She was van- 
 
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 THE BATTLE BETWEEN GERVAISE AND VIRGINIE AT THE WASH-HOUSE. 
 
 quished. Gervaise slipped on the sleeve of her jacket again, and fastened up her petticoats 
 Her arm pamed her a good deal, and she asked Madame Boche to place her bundle of 
 clothes on her shoulder. The doorkeeper referred to the battle, spoke of her emotions and 
 talked of examining the young woman's person, just to see. ' 
 
 " You may, perhaps, have something broken. I heard a tremendous blow " 
 But Gervaise wanted to go home. She made no reply to the pitying remarks and the 
 
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18 THE "ASSOMMOIR." 
 
 noisy ovation of the other women who surrounded her, erect in their aprons. When she 
 was laden she gained the door, where the children awaited her. 
 
 "Two hours, that makes two sjus," said the mistress of the wash-house, already back 
 at her post in the glazed closet. 
 
 Why two sous ? She no longer understood that she was asked to pay for her place 
 there. Then she gave the two sous ; and, limping very much beneath the weight of the 
 wet clothes on her shoulder, the water dripping from off her, her elbow black and blue, her 
 cheek covered with blood, she Went off, dragging Claude and Etienne with her bare arms, 
 whilst they trotted along on either side of her, still trembling, and their faces besmeared 
 with their tears. 
 
 Behind her, the wash-house resumed its great sluice-like noise. The women had eaten 
 their bread and drank their wine, and they beat harder than ever, their faces brightened 
 up, enlivened by the set-to between Gervaise and Virgiuie. Along the rows of tubs arms 
 . were again working furiously, whilst angular, puppet-like profiles, with bent backs and dis- 
 torted shoulders, kept jerking violently forward as though on hinges. The conversations 
 continued along the different alleys. The voices, the laughter, and the indecent remarks 
 mingled with the gurgling sound of the water. The taps were running, the buckets over- 
 flowing, and there was quite a little river beneath the washing-places. It was the busiest 
 moment of the afternoon, the pounding of the clothes with the beetles. The vapours 
 floating about the immense building assumed a reddish hue, only broken here and there 
 by orbs of sunshine, golden balls that found admittance through the holes in the blinds. 
 One breathed a stifling, luke-warm atmosphere, charged with soapy odours. All on a 
 sudden the place became filled with a white vapour. The enormous lid of the copper full 
 of boiling lye was rising mechanically on a central toothed rod, and the gaping hole in 
 the midst of the brickwork exhaled volumes of steam savouring of potash. Close by, the 
 wringing machine was in motion. Bundles of wet clothes, inserted between the cast-iron 
 cylinders, yielded forth their water at one turn of the wheel of the panting, smoking 
 machine, which quite shook the building with the continuous working of its arms of steel. 
 
 When Gervaise turned into the entry of the Hotel Boncceur, her tears again mastered 
 her. It was a dark, narrow passage, with a gutter for the dirty water' running alongside 
 the wall ; and the stench which she again encountered there caused her to think of the 
 fortnight she had passed in the place with Lautior — a fortnight of misery and quarrels, 
 the recollection of which was now a bitter regret. It seemed to bring her abandonment 
 home to her. 
 
 Upstairs the room was bare, in spite of the sunshine which entered through the open 
 window. That blaze of light, that kind of dancing golden dust exposed the lamentable 
 condition of the blackened ceiling, and of the walls half denuded of paper, all the more. 
 The only thing left hanging in the room was a woman's small neckerchief, twisted like a 
 piece of string. The children's bedstead, drawn into the middle of theapartment, displayed 
 the chest of drawers, the open drawers of which exposed their emptiness. Lantier had 
 washed himself and had used up the last of the pomatum — a penn'orth of pomatum on a 
 playing card; the greasy water from his hands filled the basin. And he had forgotten 1 
 nothing. The corner which uutil then had been filled by the trunk seemed to Gervaise 
 an immense empty space. Even the little hand-glass which hung on the window-fastening 
 was gone. When she made this discovery she had a presentiment. She looked on the 
 mantel-piece. Lantier had taken away the paw 1 tickets ; the pink bundle was no longer 
 there, between the two odd zinc candlesticks. 
 
 She hung her washing on the back of a chair, and remained standing, turning round 
 examining the furniture, seized with such a stupor that her tears could no longer flow. 
 One sou alone remained to her out of the four sous she had kept for the wash-house. 
 Hearing Claude and Etienne laughing at the window, feeling already consoled she 
 went up to them, took their heads under her arms, and forgot for an instant her 
 troubles, as she gazed on that grey highway, where she had beheld in the morninc the 
 awaking of the labouring classes, of the giant work of Paris. At this hour the pave- 
 ment, warmed by the labours of the day, kindled a scorching reverberation above the city 
 behind the octroi wall. It was on that pavement, in that furnace-like atmosphere that 
 she was cast all alone with her little ones ; and her look wandered up and down -the 
 exterior Boulevards, to the right and to the left, pausing at either end ; and she was 
 seized with a dull fear, as though her life would henceforth hang there, between a 
 slaughter-house and a hospital. 
 
CHAPTER II. 
 
 Thr^e weeks later, towards half-past eleven, one beautiful sunshiny day, Gervaise and 
 Coupeau, the zinc-worker, were each partaking of a plum preserved in brandy, at the 
 " Assommoir " kept by old Colombe. Coupeau, who had been smoking a cigarette on the 
 pavement, had prevailed on her to go inside on her crossing the road as she returned from 
 taking home a customer's washing ; and her big square laundress's basket was on the 
 floor beside her, behind the little zinc covered table. 
 
 Old Colombo's "Assommoir" was situated at the corner of the Rue des Poissonniers 
 and the Boulevard de Rochechouart. The inscription outside consisted of the one word 
 " Distillation," in tall blue letters, which covered the space from one end to the other. 
 On either side of the doorway, planted in the two halves of a cask, were some oleanders 
 covered with dust. The enormous bar, with its rows of glasses, its filter and its pewter 
 measures, stretched along to the left on entering; and the vast apartment was ornamented 
 all round with big barrels painted a light yellow, shining with varnish, and the hoops and 
 brass taps of which were dazzling bright. Higher up on shelves, bottles of liqueurs, glass 
 jars full of preserved fruits, all kinds of phials neatly arranged covered the walls and 
 reflected in the mirror pl.tced behind the counter their vivid apple green, pale gold and 
 delicate crimson tints. But the curiosity of the house was at the back, on the other side 
 of an oak barrier, in a glass-covered courtyard, the distilling apparatus which the 
 'Customers could see at work, stills with long necks and worms that went down into the 
 earth ; a regular devil's kitchen before which the drunken workmen would come and muse. 
 
 At this, the luncheon hour, the "Assommoir" was almost deserted. A stout man of 
 forty, old Colombe, wearing a waistcoat with sleeves, was serving a little girl of about ten 
 with four sous of brandy in a cup. A blaze of sunshine entered through the doorway 
 warming the floor ever damp with the saliva of the smokers. And, from the bar, the 
 barrels, the whole place, there arose a spirituous odour, an alcoholic fume which seemed to 
 thicken and intoxicate the dust floating in the golden sunlight. 
 
 Coupeau was making another cigarette. He was very clean, in a short blue linen blouse 
 and cap, laughing and showing his white teeth. With a projecting under jaw and a slightly 
 snub nose, he had handsome chestnut eyes and the face of a jolly dog and thorough good ] 
 fellow. His coarse curly hair stood erect. His skin still preserved the softness of his 
 twenty-sis years. Opposite to him, Gervaise, in a thin black woollen dress, and bare- 
 headed, was finishing her plum which she held by the stalk between the tips of her fingers. 
 They wei-e close to the street, at the first of the four tables placed alongside the barrels 
 facing the bar. 
 
 When the zinc-worker had lit his cigarette, he placed his elbows on the table, thrust 
 his face forward, and for an instant looked without speaking at the young woman, whose 
 pretty fair face had that day the milky transparency of china. Then, alluding to a matter 
 known to themselves alone, and already discussed between them, ho simply asked in a low 
 voice : 
 
 " So it's to be ' no ' 1 you say ' no ' V 
 
 " Oh ! most decidedly ' no,' Monsieur Coupeau,'' quietly replied Gervaise with a smile. 
 "I hope you're not going to talk to me about that here. You know you promised me you 
 would be reasonable. Had I known, I wouldn't have let you treat me." 
 
 He did not resume speaking, but continued looking at her quite close, with a bold 
 tenderness which seemed to offer itself, especially impassioned as it were by the corners 
 of her lips, little pale rose corners, slightly moist, which showed the vivid red of. her 
 mouth when she smiled. She, however, did not draw away from him, but remained placid 
 and fond. At the end of a brief silence she added : 
 
 " You can't really mean it. I'm an old woman ; I've a big boy eight years old. 
 Whatever could we two do together 1 " 
 
 "Why!" murmured Coupeau winking his eyes, " vvhatthe others do, of course ! " 
 
 But she made a gesture of feeling annoyed. " Oh ! do you think it's always amusing 1 
 One can very well see you've never lived with any one. No, Monsieur Coupeau, I must 
 think of serious things. Amusing oneself never leads to anything, you know ! I've two 
 
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 THE "ASSOMMOTPt.' 
 
 OLD COLOJIBB. 
 
 mouths at home which are never tired of swallowing, I can tell you ! How do you suppose 
 I can bring up my little ones, if I only think of enjoying myself? And listen, besides 
 that, my misfortune has been a famous lesson to me. You know, I don't care a bit about 
 men no\^. They won't catch me again for a long while." 
 
 She explained herself without anger, but with great propriety and very coldly, as though 
 she had been discussing a question connected with her work, giving the reasons which 
 prevented her starching a habit-shirt. One could see that she had thoroughly made up 
 her mind after due reflection. 
 
 Coupeau, deeply moved, repeated : " You cause me a great deal of pain, a great deal 
 of pain." 
 
 " Yes, I see I do," resumed she, " and I am sorry for you, Monsieur Coupeau. But 
 you mustn't take it to heart. If I had thoughts of amusing myself, well ! I would 
 rather do so with you than with another. You look a good-natured, fellow, you're nice. 
 We might live together, no doubt, and we'd get along the best way we could. I'm not at 
 all stuck up. I don't say that it might not have been. Only, where's the use, as I've no 
 inclination for it? I've been for the last fortnight, now, at Madame Fauconnier's. The 
 children go to school. I've work, I'm contented. So the best ia to remain as we are, 
 isn't it 1 " 
 
 And she stooped down to take her basket. 
 
 " You're making me talk; they must be expecting me at the shop. You'll easily find 
 some one else prettier than I, Monsieur Coupeau, and who won't have two brats to drag 
 about with her." 
 
 He looked at the clock inserted in the frame-work of the mirror, and made her sit 
 down again, exclaiming : 
 
" Don't be in such a hurry ! It's only eleven thirty-five. I've still twenty-five 
 minutes. You can't be afraid I shall do anything foolish ; there's the table between us. 
 So you detest me so much that you won't stay and have a little chat together." 
 
 She put her basket down again, so as not to disoblige him ; and they conversed like 
 good friends. She had had her lunch before taking home the washing ; and he, on that 
 day, had hastily swallowed his soup and his beef, so as to be on the watch for her. Gervaise, 
 replying complaisantly, looked out of the window, between the glass jars of preserved 
 fruit, at the commotion in the street which the luncheon hour had filled with an immense 
 crowd. On both of the narrow foot-pavements there were hurrying footsteps, swinging 
 arms, and endless elbowings. The late-comers, the men detained by their work, with looks 
 
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2 o THE " ASSOMMOIR." 
 
 sulkv through hunger, crossed the road with long strides and entered the baker's opposite ; 
 and when they emerged, with * pound of bread under their arm, they went three doors 
 higher up, to the " Two-Headed Calf," to partake of an ordinary at six sous a head. flex 
 do°or to the baker's was a greengrocer, who sold fried potatoes and mussel s cooked w th 
 parsley; a continuous procession of workwomen, in long aprons carried off from here 
 potatoes done up in paper and mussels in cups; others, pretty girls with delicate looks 
 Ld he r haTr pettishly arranged, purchased bunches of radishes When Gervaise leant 
 forward she could catch a glimpse of a pork-butcher's shop full of people, out of which 
 came lldren holding cutlets, sausages, or pieces of hot. ulack-puddmg wrapped up , m 
 greasy paper in their hands. Along the roadway slippery with black mud, even m fine 
 weather through the constant treading of the ever movmg crowd, some workmen who had 
 Zady 'left the eating-houses passed" strolling along in bands and their open bauds 
 swinging against their sides, heavy with food, quiet, and slow m the midst of the jostling 
 
 throng. . , 
 
 A "roup had formed at the doorway of the " Assommoir. 
 « I say, Bibi-the-Smoker, are you going to stand a go of vitriol?" inquired a hoarse 
 
 voice. 
 
 Five workmen entered and stood before the bar. 
 
 "Ah! old Colombe, you thief" resumed the voice. "You know, you must give us 
 some of the right sort, and not in thimbles, but real glasses ! " 
 
 
 Old Colombe quietly served them. Another party of three workmen arrived. Little 
 by little, the men in blouses collected at the corner of the pavement, stood there for a short 
 time, and ended by pushing each other into the dram-shop between the two oleanders grey 
 with dust. 
 
 "You're stupid! you only think of dirty things !" Gervaise was saying to Coupeau. 
 " Of course I loved him. Only, after the disgusting way in which he left me — " 
 
 They were talking of Lantier. Gervaise had not seen him again ; she thought he was 
 living with Virgiuie's sister, at La Glaciere, in the house of that friend who was going to 
 start a hat factory. She had no thought of running after him. At first, his leaving her 
 had caused her great anguish — she had even wanted to drown herself; but, now that she 
 had reasoned with herself, she considered that all was for the best. Perhaps, had she 
 continued with Lantier, she might never have been able to bring up the little ones, for he 
 spent so much money. He might come and kiss Claude and Etienne ; she would not 
 refuse him admittance. Only, as far as she herself was concerned, she would be cut up in 
 pieces before she would let him touch her with the tips of his fingers. And she said all 
 these things in the manner of a woman who was firmly resolved, having perfectly decided 
 
THE "ASSOMMOIR," 23 
 
 on her mode of life ; whilst Coupeau, who would not yield in his desire to/TOsses§i)ber. 
 joked and gave an objectionable meaning to everything, asking her coarse questions about 
 Lantier so gaily, and showing such white teeth, that she did not think of taking offence. 
 "You used to beat him," said he at length. "Oh! you're not kind ! You whip people." 
 She interrupted him with a hearty laugh. It was true, though, she had whipped 
 Virginie's tall carcass. She would have delighted in strangling some one on that day. 
 She laughed louder than ever when Coupeau told her that Virginie, ashamed at having 
 shown so much of her person, had left the neighbourhood. Her face, however, preserved 
 au expression of childish gentleness ; she held out her plump hands, saying that she would 
 not hurt a fly ; all she knew of blows was that she had received plenty in her time. Then 
 she talked of her childhood passed at Plassans. She wasn't a bit gaddish ; the men bored 
 her ; when Lantier took her, at fourteen, she thought it nice, because he said he was her 
 husband, and she thought they were playing at being married people. Her only fault, she 
 asserted, was that she was too sensitive ; she loved every one, and became attached to 
 )<*those who behaved badly to her. For instance, when she loved a man, she had no notions. 
 of tomfoolery ; all she dreamed of was their living together for ever and being very happy. 
 And, as Coupeau with a chuckle spoke of her two children, whom she had certainly not 
 hatched under the bolster, she tapped his fingers ; she added that she was, no doubt, made 
 on the model of other women; only, men were wrong to think that women were always 
 rabid after that sort of thing ; women thought of their home, slaved to keep the place 
 clean and tidy, and went' to bed too tired at night not to go to sleep' at once. Besides, she 
 resembled her mother, a stout labouring woman who died at her work, and who had 
 served as beast of burden to old Macquart for more than twenty years. She was still 
 quite slim, whilst her mother had shoulders hroad enough to demolish the doorways 
 through which she passed ; but all the same, she resembled her by her mania for becoming 
 attached to people. And if she limped a little, she no doubt owed that to the poor woman 
 whom old Macquart used to belabour with blows. Hundreds of times had she told her of 
 the nights when the old man, coming home drunk, would indulge in such rough gallantry 
 that he broke her limbs ; and she must surely have owed her own existence with her leg 
 all behind hand to his behaviour on one of these occasions. 
 
 " Oh ! it's scarcely anything ; it's hai-dly perceptible," said Coupeau gallantly. 
 She shook her head ; she knew well enough that it could be seen ; at forty she would 
 look broken in two. Then she added gently, with a slight laugh : " It's a funny fancy of 
 yours to fall in love with a cripple." 
 
 With his elbows still on the table, he thrust his face closer to hers, and began compli- 
 menting her in rather dubious language, as though to intoxicate her with his words. But 
 she continued to shake her head, declining to be tempted/though caressed by his wheedling- 
 accents. She listened, gazing out into the street, seemingly again interested by the in- 
 creasing crowd. The now empty shops were being swept out ; the greengrocer withdrew 
 her last panful of fried potatoes from the fire, while the pork-butcher put the plates spread 
 over his counter back into their places. Bands of wurkmen were emerging from all the 
 eating-houses ; big fellows with beards pushed and pommelled one another, playing together 
 like' children, with their heavy hob-nailed boots grating on the pavement as they slided 
 about ■ others, with their hands at the bottoms of their pockets, stood musingly smoking, 
 gazing at the sun and blinking their eyes. It was a regular invasion of the foot-pavement, 
 of the roadway and of the kennels, an idle crowd streaming from the open door-ways, 
 stopping in the midst of the vehicles, and forming an endless trail of long and short 
 blouses, and faded and discoloured old overcoats in the bright light which filled the street. 
 The factory bells rang in the distance, yet the workmen did not hurry themselves, but 
 stopped to light their pipes once more ; then drawing themselves up, after calling each 
 other from the different wine shops, they at length slowly bent their steps in the direction 
 of the factories. Gervaise amused herself by watching three workmen, a tall fellow and 
 two short ones, who turned to look back every few yards ; they ended by descending the 
 street, and came straight to old Colombe's "Assommoir.'' 
 
 " Ah well ! " murmured she, "there're three fellows who don't seem inclined for work !" 
 
 "Why !" said Coupeau, "I know the tall one, it's My-Boots, a comrade of mine." 
 
 The " Assommoir " was now pretty full. Every one was talking a great deal, and the 
 
 sharp accents of the shriller voices kept breaking in on the husky murmurs of the hoarser 
 
 ones. Fists banged down now r and again on the bar caused the glasses to jingle. All the 
 
 customers were standing up, with their hands crossed over their stomachs or clasped behind 
 
24 
 
 THE "ASSOMMOIR." 
 
 " VITRIOL DRINKERS. 
 
 their backs, and formed little groups pressing close to each other ; some parties, over by 
 the barrels, were obliged to wait a quarter of an hour before they had a chance of ordering 
 their drinks of old Colombe. 
 
 " Hallo ! it's that aristocrat, Young Cassis ! " cried My-Boots, bringing his hand down 
 roughly on Coupeau's shoulder. " A line gentleman, who smokes paper, and wears shirts ! 
 So we want to do the grand with our sweethearts ; we stand her little treats ! " 
 
 " Shut up ! don't bother me ! " replied Coupeau, greatly annoyed. 
 
 But the other added, with a chuckle, " Right, you are! We know what's what my 
 boy. Muffs are muffs, that's all ! " 
 
 He turned his back, after squinting terribly as he looked at Gervaise. The latter drew 
 back, feeling rather frightened. The smoke from the pipes, the strong odour of all those 
 men, ascended in the air, already foul with the fumes of alcohol ; and she felt a choking 
 sensation in her throat, and coughed slightly. 
 
 " Oh ! what a horrible thing it is to drink ! " said she, in a low voice. 
 
 And she related that formerly, at Plassans, she used to drink aniseed with her mother. 
 But on one occasion it nearly killed her, and that disgusted her with it; now she could 
 never touch any liqueurs. 
 
 " You see," added she, pointing to her glass, " I've eaten my plum : only, I must leave 
 the juice, because it would make me ill." 
 
 Coupeau could not understand how people could swallow glassfuls of brandy. A plum 
 now and again was a good tinny. As for " vitriol," absinthe, and all such filth, good 
 
THE "ASSOMMOIR." 25 
 
 night ! he would have nothing to do with them. In spite of his comrades' chaff, he stood 
 outside when those swiggers entered the boozing-ken. Old Coupeau, who had been a zinc- 
 worker like himself, had cracked his head on the pavement of the Rue Coquenard through 
 falling from the roof of No. 25, one day he had been on the spree ; and the constant re- 
 collection of that in their minds, caused all the family to keep very steady. Whenever 
 he passed along the Rue Coquenard, and saw the place, he would sooner have swal- 
 lowed the water of the gutter than have drank a tumbler of wine at the wine-shop, though 
 it were given to him. He concluded with these words : 
 
 •'In my calling, one must be steady on one's legs." 
 
 Gervaise had taken up her basket again. She did not rise from her seat, however, 
 but held the basket on her knees, with a vacant look in her eyes, and lost in thought, as 
 though the young workman's words had awakened within her far-off thoughts of existence. 
 And she said again, slowly, and without any apparent change of manner : 
 
 " Well ! I'm not ambitious ; I don't ask for much. My desire is to work in peace, 
 always to have bread to eat, and a decent place to sleep in, you know ; with a bed, a table, 
 and two chairs, nothing more. Ah ! I should also like to be able to bring up my children, 
 to make good men of them, if possible. I've still another 'wish, which is not to be beaten 
 if I ever live with any one again ; no, I shouldn't like to be beaten. And that's all, you 
 see, that's all." 
 
 She sat thinking, interrogating her desires, unable seemingly to find anything else of 
 consequence which tempted her. After hesitating awhile, she resumed : 
 
 " Yes, when one reaches the end, one might wish to die in one's bed. For myself, 
 after having trudged through life, I should like to die in my bed, in my own home." 
 
 And she rose from her seat. Coupeau, who cordially approved her wishes, was 
 already standing up, anxious about the time. But they did not leave at once ; she had 
 the curiosity to go and take a look at the back, behind the oak barrier, at the big copper 
 still at work beneath the glass roof in the courtyard ; and the zinc-worker, who followed 
 her, explained how it operated, pointing out the different pieces of the apparatus, especially 
 the enormous retort, from which a limpid stream of alcohol fell. The still, with its 
 strangely-shaped receivers, its endless coils of pipes, had a sombre look ; not the least 
 fume escaped from it ; one could just hear a kind of internal breathirig, like some rumbling 
 underground ; it was as though some midnight labour was being performed in the light 
 of day by a mighty, dumb, and mournful workman. 
 
 My-Boots, accompanied by his two comrades, had come and leant over the barrier, 
 whilst waiting until a corner of the bar was free. He had a laugh resembling the noise 
 made by a puliey that wanted greasing, and wagged his head as he looked tenderly at the 
 machine for producing drunkenness. Jove's thunder ! it was a pretty invention ! There 
 was enough in that big copper arrangement to keep one's throat moist for a week. . He 
 would have liked to have had the end of the pipe soldered to his teeth, so as to feel the 
 still hot " vitriol " fill his body, descending downwards to his heels, always, always like a 
 little waterfall. He would never trouble himself about anything else then ; it would be 
 a great deal better than having to put up with that ass, old Colombe's thimblefuls ! And 
 his comrades chuckled, saying that that animal, My-Boots, was precious funny all the same. 
 The still, slowly, without a flame, without the least brightness in the dull reflection of its 
 copper envelope, continued its work, letting its alcoholic exudation flow like a sluggish 
 and stubborn stream, which, in course of time, was to overrun the whole dram-shop, spread 
 along the exterior Boulevards, and inundate the immense gulf of Paris. Gervaise 
 shiveringly moved away ; and she tried to smile, as she murmured : 
 
 " It's stupid ; but to look at that machine makes me shiver ; the thought of drink 
 makes my blood run cold." 
 
 Then, returning to the idea she nursed of a perfect happiness, she resumed : " Now, 
 ain't I right 1 it's much the nicest, isn't it — to have plenty of work, bread to eat, a home 
 of one's own, and to be able to bring up one's children, and to die in one's bed?" 
 
 " And never to be beaten," added Coupeau gaily. " But I would never beat you, if 
 you would only try me, Madame Gervaise. You've no cause for fear. I don't drink, 
 and then, I love you too much. Come, shall it be for to-night 1 we will warm our 
 tootsies at the same fireside." 
 
 He had lowered his voice, and was whispering in her ear, whilst she, holding her 
 basket before her, made a way for herself amongst the men. But she still shook her 
 head several times. Yet she looked round, smiled at him. and seemed released to know 
 
26 THE "ASSOMMOIR." 
 
 that he did not drink. She would certainly have answered "yes," had she not sworn 
 never again to up take with a man. At length they reached the door, and passed out. 
 Behind them, the " Assommoir " still continued full, and out in the street the hoarse 
 voices of the customers could be plainly heard, whilst the air was impregnated with the 
 spirituous odour of the "vitriol." My-Boots was calling old Colombe a bilk, and accusing 
 him of having only half filled his glass. He was a jolly dog, one of the right sort, a 
 fellow who was all on. The guv'ner might go to blazes, he was not going back to the 
 shed, he had had enough work for that day. And he proposed to his two comrades that 
 they should sheer off to the " Little Old Man with a Cough," a boozing-ken of the 
 Barriere Saint-Denis, where they gave you the right stuff, pure. 
 
 " Ah ! one can breathe here," said Gervaise, on the pavement outside. " Well ! good- 
 bye, and thank yon, Monsieur Coupeau. I must hurry back." , 
 
 And she was about to proceed along the Boulevard. But he had taken her hand, 
 and held it, as he said : " Go round with me by the Rue de la Goutte-d'Or, it won't be 
 much farther for you. I've got to call on my sister before returning to work. We can 
 keep each other company." • 
 
 She ended by agreeing, and they slowly ascended the Rue des Poissonniers side by 
 side, without taking each other's arms. He talked of his relations. His mother, old 
 Madame Coupeau, used to make waistcoats, but her eyes were failing her, so now she 
 went out charing. She was sixty-two on the third of the previous month. He was the 
 youngest. One of his sisters, Madame Lerat, a widow of thirty-six, worked at artificial 
 flower making, and lived in the Rue des Moines, at Batignolles. The other, aged thirty, 
 had married a gold chain maker, that slyly malicious beggar, Lorilleux. It was on her 
 that he was going to call in the Rue de la Goutte-d'Or. She lived in the big house on the 
 left. Every evening, he dined with the Lorilleux ; it was a saving for all three of them. 
 And he was going to tell them not to expect him that evening, as he had been invited 
 by a friend. 
 
 Gervaise, who was listening to him, suddenly interrupted him to ask, with a smile : " So 
 you're called 'Young Cassis,' Monsieur Coupeau?" 
 
 Oh ! " replied he, "it's a nickname my mates have given me, because I generally drink 
 • cassis ' when they force me to accompany them to the wine-shop. It's no worse to be 
 called Young Cassis than My-Boots, is it 1 " 
 
 " Of course not. Young Cassis isn't an ugly name," observed the young woman. 
 
 And she questioned him about his work. He was still working there, behind the octroi 
 wall, at the new hospital. Oh ! there was no want of work, he would not have finished 
 there for a year at least. There were yards and yards of gutters ! 
 
 "You know," said he, "I can see the H6tel Boncoeur when I'm up there. Yesterday, 
 you were at the window, and I waved my arms, but you didn't notice me." 
 
 They had already gone about a hundred paces along the Rue de la Goutte-d'Or, 
 when he stood still, and, raising his eyes, said : 
 
 " That's the house. I was born farther on, at Mo. 22. But this house is, all the same, 
 a fine block of masonry ! It's as big as a barrack. inside ! " 
 
 Gervaise raised her chin, and examined the frontage. The house had five storeys 
 looking on the street, and each of them had a row of fifteen windows, the shutters of 
 which, black, and more or less broken, gave an air of ruin to that immense mass of wall. 
 Down below, four shops occupied the ground floor : to the right of the door Vyas a vast, 
 greasy eating-place ; to the left, a charcoal-dealer's, a linen-draper's, and an umbrella shop. 
 The house appeared all the more colossal through being situated between two little, low 
 insignificant-looking buildings, which seemed to cling to it ; and square in shape, and 
 similar to a block of coarsely-made mortar, rotting and crumbling beneath the rain, it 
 displayed above the neighbouring roofs its enormous rude form, its rough unplastered 
 sides, of the colour of mud, with the interminable bareness of prison walls, and wherein 
 rows of projecting stones looked like so many decayed jaws gaping vacantly. But Gervaise 
 was more struck by the door — an immense arched door, which rose as high as the second 
 storey, and opened into a deep porch, at the other end of which one could discern the faint 
 light of a large courtyard. In the centre of this porch, paved like the street, was a gutter, 
 along which flowed some pale pink water. 
 
 "Come in," said Coupeau, "no one will eat you.'' 
 
 Gervaise wanted to wait for him in the street. However, she could not resist going 
 through the porch as far as the doorkeeper's room on the right. And there, on the 
 
/ THE "ASSOMMOIR." 27 
 
 threshold, she again raised her eyes. Inside, the fagades had six storeys — four regular 
 facades enclosing the vast square of the courtyard. The grey walls, partly eaten away by 
 a kind of yellow leprosy, were streaked by the drippings from the roof, and were perfectly 
 flat from the pavement to the slates, without the slightest piece of moulding ;the water- 
 pipes alone curved a little at each floor, where the open sinks were seen, covered with rust. 
 The windows, without shutters, displayed their bare panes, of the greenish hue of cloudy 
 water. At certain windows, mattresses covered with blue check were hanging out to air ; 
 in front of others, clothes were drying on lines, all the washing of the family — the man's 
 shirts, the wife's loose linen jackelajjmd the children's drawers ; at one window, on the 
 third floor, were a baby's soiled4ian]dr?§) From the top to the bottom, the lodgings, all 
 too small for their occupants, seemed to be bursting, showing scraps of their misery in ' 
 every crack. 
 
 Down below, each frontage had a tall narrow doorway, without any woodwork, merely 
 cut out of the wall, and which gave admittance to a passage, with walls full of crevices, 
 and a muddy staircase, with an iron hand-rail, at the end ; there were altogether four of 
 these staircases, distinguished by the first four letters of the alphabet painted on the wall. 
 The ground floors were fitted up as immense workshops, with glass frontages, black with 
 dust ; a locksmith's forge was blazing away in one ; further off the sounds of a carpenter's 
 plane could be heard in another ; whilst near the entrance, that light pink stream which 
 flowed along the gutter beneath the porch was running from a dyer's laboratory. Dirtied with 
 pools of dyed water, littered with heaps of shavings and cinders, and having tufts of grass 
 growing round its edges in the crevices between the paving stones, the courtyard was lit up 
 by a sharp light, and seemed as though cut in two at the line where the sunshine and the 
 shadow met. On the shady side, around the water tap, which always maintained a certain 
 dampness there, three little hens, their claws all muddy, were pecking the ground seeking 
 for worms. And Gervaise slowly gazed about, lowering her glance from the sixth floor to 
 the paving stones, then raising it again, surprised at the vasttiess, feeling, as it were, in the 
 midst of a living organ, in the very heart of a city, and interested in the house, as though 
 it were a giant before her. 
 
 " Is madame seeking for any one 1 !" called out the inquisitive doorkeeper, emerging from 
 her room. 
 
 The young woman explained that she was waiting for a friend. She returned to the street; 
 then, as Coupeau did not come, she went back to the courtyard, seized with a desire to 
 take another look. She did not think the house ugly. Amongst the rags hanging from 
 tho windows she discovered various cheerful touches — a wall-flower blooming in a pot, a 
 cage of chirruping canaries, shaving-glasses shining like stars in the depth of the shadow. 
 Down below a carpenter was singing, accompanied by the regular whistle of his jointing- 
 plane ; whilst, in the locksmith's workshop, a clatter of hammers beating in time resembled 
 a silvery peal of bells. And at almost all the open windows, against the background of partly 
 seen misery, children showed their clean and smiling faces, and women sewed, their placid 
 profiles bent over their work. It was the resuming of the task after the mid-day meal, the 
 rooms free of the men, who were working away from home, the house returning to that 
 great peacefulness, solely disturbed by the noise of the workmen's tools, by the lullaby of 
 a refrain, ever the same, repeated for hours together. Only the yard seemed rather damp. 
 If Gervaise had lived there, she would have preferred a lodging at the further end, on the 
 sunny side. She had advanced five or six steps, and was inhaling that unsavoury 
 effluvium pertaining to the lodgings of the poor — a smell of old dust, of rancid filth ; but, 
 as the acrid odour. of the dyed water predominated, she thought there was not so great a 
 stench as at the Hdtel Boncoeur. And she had already chosen her window — a window up 
 in the left-hand corner, where there was a little flower-box full of scarlet runners, the 
 slender stems of which had commenced to twine round a little bower of string. 
 
 " I'm afraid I've kept you waiting rather a long time," said Coupeau, whom she suddenly 
 heard close beside her. " They always make an awful fuss whenever I don't dine with 
 them, and it was worse than ever to-day, as my sister had bought some veal." 
 
 And as Gervaise had slightly started with surprise, he continued, glancing round in his 
 turn : 
 
 " You were looking at the house. It's always all let from the top to the bottom. There 
 are three hundred lodgers, I think. If I had had any furniture, I would have secured a 
 small room. One would be comfortable here, don't you think so?" 
 
 " Yes, one would be comfortable," murmured Gervaise. " In our street, at Plassans, 
 
28 THE "ASSOMMOIR." 
 
 there weren't near so many people. Look, that's pretty — that window up on the fifth ' 
 floor, with the scarlet runners." n 
 
 Then he stubbornly asked her again whether she would consent. As soon as they had n;.' 
 bed, they would try .and get a room there. But she hastened away, passing hurriedly beneatb'e> 
 the porch, and begging him not to commence his nonsense again. The house might crumble v. 
 to pieces, but she would certainly never sleep in it under the same blanket as he. Coupeau, 
 however, as he left her at Madame Fauconnier's door, was able for an instant to hold her 
 hand, which she abandoned to him in all friendliness. 
 
 For a month the young woman and the zinc-worker were the best of friends. He 
 admired her courage, when he beheld her half killing herself with work, keeping her children 
 tidy and clean, and yet finding time at night to do a little sewing. There were women 
 who were far from clean, whose looks showed the evil existence they led ; but, hang it all ! 
 she was nowise like them : she took too serious a view of life ! Then she would laugh, and 
 modestly defend herself. It was her misfortune that she had not always been good. 
 And she alluded to her first confinement, when she was only fourteen, and to the quarts 
 of aniseed which she helped her mother to put away in the old days. Experience was 
 correcting her a little— that was all. One was wrong to think she had a strong will. 
 She was, on the contrary, very weak; she let herself go wherever she was pushed, for fear 
 of causing pain to any one. Her dream was to live amongst good people, because bad 
 society, said she, was like the blow of a bludgeon — it cracked one's skull, it would lay a 
 woman on her back in no time. She fell into a cold sweat at the thought of the future, 
 and compared herself to a coin tossed up in the air and coming down head or tail, accord- 
 ing to 'how it struck the ground. All she had already seen, the bad examples spread 
 before her childhood's eyes, had been for her a sharp lesson. But Coupeau chaffed her 
 about her gloomy thoughts, and brought back all her courage by trying to pinch her hips. 
 She pushed him away from her, and slapped his hands, whilst he called out laughingly 
 that, for a weak woman, she was not a very easy capture. He, who always joked about 
 everything, did not trouble himself regarding the future. One day brought another, of 
 course ! One could always manage to have a nest and a bit to eat. The neighbourhood 
 was a decent one-, excepting for a few drunkards, of whom one might do .well to clear the 
 gutters. He was not a bad devil ; he sometimes said some very sensible things, was a 
 trifle coquettish, parted his hair carefully on the side, wore pretty neckties and a pair of 
 patent leather shoes on Sundays. With all that, he was as sharp and as impudent as a 
 monkey, full of jokes like most Parisian workmen, and with a tongue ever on the move, 
 which was not so objectionable in a young fellow like him. 
 
 They had ended by rendering each other all sorts of services at the H6tel Boncceur. 
 Coupeau fetched her milk, ran her errands, carried her bundles of clothes ; often of an 
 evening, as he got home first from work, he took the children for a walk on the exterior 
 Boulevard. Gervaise, in return for his polite attentions, would go up into the narrow 
 room at the top of the house where he slept, and see to his clothes, sewing buttons on 
 his blue linen trousers, and mending his linen jackets. A great familiarity existed between 
 them. Amused with the songs. he sang and the continual larking of the Paris faubourgs, 
 all new to her, she was never dull when he was there. By constantly rubbing up against 
 her skirts, he became more and more excited. He was caught, and firmly, too ! It ended 
 by bothering him. He still laughed ; but his stomach was so upset, it felt so oppressed, 
 that it was no longer funny. The nonsense continued. He could never meet her without 
 asking, " When's it to be?" She knew what he meant, and she promised her consent 
 when four Thursdays came in the same week. Then he would tease her, would go to her 
 room with his slippers in his hand, as though moving in. She also joked with him about 
 it, and could pass the day without a blush amidst the continual smutty allusions with which 
 he surrounded her life. She tolerated all so long as he was not rough. She only got angry 
 on one occasion when he, wishing to snatch a kiss from her, had pulled out some of her hair. 
 
 Towards the end of June, Coupeau lost his liveliness. He became most peculiar. 
 Gervaise, feeling uneasy at some of his glances, barricaded herself in at night. Then, 
 after having sulked ever since the Sunday, he suddenly came on the Tuesday night about 
 eleven o'clock and knocked at her room. She would not open to him; but his voice was 
 so gentle and so trembling that she ended by removing the chest of drawers she had pushed 
 against the door. When he had entered, she thought he was ill : he looked so pale, his 
 eyes were so red, and the veins on his face were all swollen. And he stood there, stutter- 
 ing aud shaking his head. No. no, he was not ill. He had been crying for two hours 
 
' THE " ASSOMMOIR." 29 
 
 upstairs in his room ; he wept like a child, biting his pillow so as not to be heard by 
 the neighbours. For three nights past he had been unable to sleep. It could not go on 
 like that. 
 
 " Listen, Madame Gervaise," said he, with a swelling in his throat, and on the point 
 of bursting out crying again; "we must end this, mustn't we 1 We'll go and get married. 
 I'm willing. I've quite made up my mind." 
 
 Gervaise showed great surprise. She was very grave. 
 
 "Oh! Monsieur Ooupeau," murmured she, "whatever are you thinking of! You 
 know I've never asked you for that. I didn't care about it — that was all. Oh, no, no ! 
 it's serious now ; think of what you're saying, I beg of you." 
 
 But he continued to shake his head, with an air of unalterable resolution. He had 
 already thought it all over. He had come down because he wanted to have a good night. 
 She wasn't going to send him back to weep again, he supposed ! As soon as she had said 
 " yes," he would no longer bother her, and she could go quietly to bed. He only wanted 
 to hear her say "yes." They could talk it over on the morrow. 
 
 "But I certainly can't' say 'yes' like that," resumed Gervaise. "I don't want 
 you to be able to accuse me later on of having incited you to do a foolish thing. You see, 
 Monsieur Coupeau, it's wrong of you to be obstinate. You don't know yourself what 
 your real feelings are for me. If you didn't see me for a week, you'd get all right again, 
 I bet, Men often marry for a night, the first one ; and then the nights follow on, the 
 days succeed each other, for the rest of their lives, and they're awfully bothered. Sit 
 down there ; I'm willing to talk it over at once." 
 
 Then until one in the morning, in the dark room, and by the faint light of a smoky 
 tallow candle which they forgot to snuff, they talked of their marriage, lowering their voices 
 so as not to wake the two children, Claude and Etienne, who were sleeping, breathing 
 gently, their heads on the same pillow. And Gervaise kept alluding to them, showing 
 them to Coupeau. It was a funny dowry for her to bring him ; she really could not 
 encumber him with two brats. Then she was seized with shame for him. What would they 
 say in the neighbourhood 1 They had known her with her lover ; they knew her story. 
 It would not be decent for them to see him and her get married two months afterwards. 
 Coupeau replied to all this reasoning by shrugging his shoulders. He did not care what 
 the people of the neighbourhood thought ! He did not poke his nose into other people's 
 affairs ; to begin with, he would have been too much afraid of dirtying it ! Well, yes I 
 she had lived with Lantier before him. What of that? She did not lead an impropei 
 life ; she would not bring men into her home, like so many women did, and some of the 
 richest. As for the children, they would continue to grow up, and he and she would take 
 care of them, of course ! He would never find another woman so courageous, so kind, so 
 full of good qualities. Besides, all that was nothing ; she might have rolled about the 
 streets, have been ugly, idle, disgusting, and have had a troop of dirty kids — it would have 
 been nothing in his eyes. He wanted her. 
 
 " Yes, I want you," he repeated, 'bringing his hand down on his knee like a continuous 
 hammering. "You understand, I want you. There's nothing to be said to that, is 
 there?" 
 
 Little by little, Gervaise gave way. A cowardliness of the heart and senses seized on 
 her, in the midst of that passionate desire with which she felt herself enveloped. She only 
 ventured on the most timid objections, her hands lying idly in her lap, a look of gentleness 
 on her face. From the outside, through the open window, the beautiful June night wafted 
 in a warm breeze, flickering the candle, the long wick of which was burning as black as a 
 cinder. In the great silence pervading the neighbourhood, now hushed in sleep, one only 
 heard the child-like sobbing of a drunken man, lying flat on his back in the middle of the 
 Boulevard ; whilst a very long way off, inside a restaurant, a fiddle was playing a lively 
 quadrille to some belated wedding party— a little crystalline music, clear and sharp like a 
 harmonica. Coupeau, seeing the young woman had exhausted her arguments, and that 
 she was silent, and smiling vaguely, seized her hands and drew her towards him. She was 
 in one of those moments of abandonment which she so much dreaded, feeling conquered, 
 and too deeply moved to refuse anything and cause pain to anyone. But the zinc-worker 
 did not understand that she. was yielding herself to him. He contented himself by 
 roughly grasping her wrists, so as to take possession of her ; and they both sighed at 
 t'his slight pain, which satisfied a little of their love. 
 
 " You'll say ' yes,' won't you 1 " asked he. 
 
30 THE "ASSOMMOIR." 
 
 "How you worry me!" she murmured. "You wish it? Well then, 'yes.' Ah! 
 we're perhaps doing a very foolish thing." 
 
 He jumped up, and, seizing her round the waist, kissed her roughly on the face, at 
 random. Then, as this caress caused a noise, he became anxious, and went softly and 
 looked at Claude and Etienne. 
 
 " Hush ! we must be good," said he in a whisper, " and not wake the brats. Good- 
 bye till to-morrow." 
 
 And he went back to his room. Gervaise, all in a tremble, remained seated on the 
 edge of her bed, without thinking of undressing herself for nearly an hour. She was 
 touched; she considered Coupeau was very honourable; for at one moment she had really 
 thought it was all over, and that he would sleep there. The drunkard below, under the 
 window, was now hoarsely uttering the plaintive cry of some lost animal. The violin 
 in the distance had left off its saucy tune and was now silent. 
 
 The following days, Coupeau sought to get Gervaise to call some evening on his sister 
 in the Rue de la Goutte-d'Or; but the young woman, who was very timid, showed a great 
 dread of this visit to the Lorilleux. She saw perfectly well that the zinc-worker was in 
 reality afraid of them. Yet, he was in nowise dependent on his sister who was not the 
 eldest. Mother Coupeau would freely give her consent, for she never thwarted her son. 
 Only, the Lorilleux had the reputation among the family, of earning as much as ten 
 francs a day ; and on that ground they exercised a regular authority. Coupeau would not 
 have dared to marry without their having accepted his wife beforehand. 
 
 " I have spoken to them of you, they know our plans," explained he to Gervaise. 
 " Come now ! what a child you are ! Let's call on them this evening. I've warned you, 
 haven't 1 1 You'll find my sister rather stiff. Lorilleux, too, isn't always very amiable, 
 [n reality, they are greatly annoyed, because, if I marry, I shall no longer take my meals 
 with them, and it'll be an economy the less. But that doesn't matter, they won't turn 
 you out. Do this for me, it's absolutely necessary." 
 
 These words only frightened Gervaise the more. One Saturday evening, however, she 
 gave in. Coupeau came for her at half-past eight. She had dressed herself in a black 
 dress, a crape shawl with yellow palms, and a white cap trimmed with a little cheap lace. 
 During the six weeks she had been working, she had saved the seven francs for the shawl, 
 and the two and a half francs for the cap ; the dress was an old one cleaned and made up 
 afresh. 
 
 " They're expecting you," said Coupeau to her, as they went- round by the Rue des 
 Poissonuiers. " Oh ! they're beginning to get used to the idea of my being married. 
 They seem very nice indeed, to-night. And, you know, if you've never seen gold chains 
 made, it'll amuse you to watch them. They just happen to have a pressing order for 
 Monday." 
 
 " They've got gold in their rooms 1 " asked Gervaise. 
 
 " I should think so ; there's some on the walls, on the floor, in fact everywhere." 
 
 They had passed through the arched doorway and crossed the courtyard. The Lorilleux 
 lived on the sixth floor, staircase B. Coupeau laughingly told her to hold the hand- 
 rail tight and not to leave go of it. She looked up, and blinked her eyes,' as she perceived 
 the tall hollow tower of the staircase, lighted by three gas-jets, one on every second 
 landing ; the last one, right up at the top, looked like a star twinkling in a black sky, 
 whilst the other two cast long flashes of light, of fantastic shapes, among the interminable 
 windings of the stairs. 
 
 " By Jove ! " said the zinc-worker as he reached the first floor landing, " there's a strong 
 smell of onion soup. Some one's been having onion soup, I'm sure." 
 
 As a matter of fact the grey, dirty, B staircase, with its greasy hand-rail and stairs, and 
 its scratched walls showing the mortar, was still filled with a powerful odour of cooking. 
 On each landing passages branched off sonorous with noise, and yellow painted doors, 
 blackened near the locks by dirty hands, were opened ; and, on a level with the window, 
 the sink exhaled a fetid humidity, the stench of which mingled with the pungency of 
 the cooked onions. One could hear from the ground floor to the sixth storey the noise 
 of crockery, of saucepans being scoured out and of pans being scraped with spoons to clean 
 them. On the first floor, Gervaise noticed, by a partly open door on which the word 
 ■'Draughtsman" was written in big letters, two men seated before a table covered with 
 American cloth, and from which the remains of the dinner had just been cleared away, 
 conversing energetically in the midst of the smoke from their pipes. The second and 
 
THE "ASSOMMOIR." 31 
 
 third floors were quieter ; through the chinks in the woodwork one merely henrd the 
 sounds of the rocking of a cradle, of a child's smothered cries, and a woman's loud voice 
 flowing with the dull murmur of a stream, without any distinct words being recognisable. 
 And Gervaise read different names on nailed-up placards : " Madame Uaudron, carder," 
 and farther off: " M. Madinier, manufactory of cardboard boxes." They were fighting on 
 the fourth floor, which shook with the stamping of feet and the upsetting of furniture, ac- 
 companied by an awful noise of oaths and blows ; all this, however, did not prevent the 
 neighbours opposite from playing cards, with their door open, so as to get a little air. 
 
 But when Gervaise reached the fifth floor, she had to stop to take breath ; she was not 
 used to going up so high ; that wall for ever turning, the glimpses she had of the lodgings 
 following each other, made her head ache. Besides, a family blocked up the landing; the 
 father was washing some plates on a little earthenware stove near the sink, whilst the 
 mother, leaning against the handrail, was washing the baby before putting it to bed. 
 Coupeau, however, encouraged the young woman. They were nearly there. And, when 
 he at length reached the sixth landing, he turned round to aid her with a smile. She, 
 with raised head, was trying to find whence proceeded the sound of a voice which she had 
 been listening to from the first stair — a clear, piercing voice, dominating the other noises. 
 It came from a room under the roof, where a little old woman was singing as she dressed 
 dolls at thirteen sous. As a tall girl entered a room close by with a pail of water, Gervaise 
 also saw a tumbled bed on which a man with his coat off lay sprawling, and looking up in the 
 air ; when the door was closed, she read written on a card nailed against it : " Mademoiselle 
 Clemence, ironer." Then, right up at the top, feeling short of breath, and with her legs 
 quite worn out, she had the curiosity to lean over the hand-rail. Now, it was the lowest 
 gas-jet which looked like a star at the bottom of the narrow well of the 'six flights; and the 
 odours and the rumbling caused by the incessant animation of the house, ascended to 
 her as it were in a single breath, scorching her anxious face with a puff of heat, as she 
 paused there as though on the edge of an abyss. 
 
 " We're not there yet," said Coupeau. " Oh ! it's quite a journey ! " 
 
 He had gone down a long corridor on the left. He turned twice, the first time also 
 to the left, the second time to the right. The corridor still continued, branching off, con- 
 tracted, the walls full of crevices, with the plaster peeling. off, and lighted at distant 
 intervals by a slender gas-jet ; and the doors all alike, succeeding each other the same as 
 the doors of a prison or a convent, and nearly all open, continued to display homes of 
 misery and work, which the hot June evening filled with a reddish mist. At length they 
 reached a small passage in complete darkness. 
 
 " We're there," resumed the zinc-worker. "Be careful! keep to the wall; there are 
 three stairs." 
 
 And Gervaise carefully took another ten steps in the obscurity. She stumbled, and 
 then counted the three stairs. But at the end of the passage Coupeau had opened a door, 
 without knocking. A brilliant light spread over the tiled floor. They entered. 
 
 It was a narrow apartment, and seemed as if it were the continuation of the corridor. 
 A faded woollen curtain, raised up just then by a string, divided the place in two. The 
 first part contained a bedstead pushed beneath an angle of the attic ceiling, a cast-iron 
 stove still warm from the cooking of the dinner, two chairs, a table and a wardrobe, the 
 cornice of which had had to be sawn off to make it fit in between the door and the 
 bedstead. The second part was fitted up as the workshop : at the end, a narrow forge 
 with its bellows ; to the right, a vice fixed to the wall beneath some shelves on which 
 pieces of old iron lay scattered ; to the left, near the window, a small workman's bench, 
 encumbered with greasy and very dirty pliers, shears, and microscopical saws. 
 
 " It's us ! " cried Coupeau, advancing as far as the woollen curtain. 
 
 But no one answered at first. Gervaise, deeply affected, moved especially by the 
 thought that she was about to enter a place full of gold, stood behind the workman, 
 stammering, and venturing upon nods of her head by way of bowing. The brilliant light , 
 a lamp burning on the bench, a brazier full of coals flaring in the forge, increased her con- 
 fusion still more. She ended, however, by distinguishing Madame Lorilleux — little, 
 red-haired and tolerably strong, pulling with all the strength of her short arms, and with 
 the assistance of a big pair of pincers, a thread of black metal which she passed through 
 the holes of a draw-plate fixed to the vice. Seated in front of the bench, Lorilleux, 
 quite as small of stature, but more slender in the shoulders, worked, with the tips of his 
 pliers, with the vivacity of a monkey, at a labour so minute, that it was impossible to 
 
32 THE "ASSOMMOIE." 
 
 follow it between his scraggy fingers. It was the husband who-thc-first raised his head — 
 a head with scanty locks, the face of the yellow tinge of old wax, long, and with an ailing 
 expression. 
 
 "Ah! it's you; well, well!" murmured he. "We're in a hurry, you know. Don't 
 come into the workroom, you'd be in our way. Stay in the bedroom." 
 
 And he resumed his minute task, his face again in the reflection of a glass globe 
 full of green-coloured water, through which the lamp shed a circle of bright light over his 
 work. 
 
 " Take the chairs ! " called out Madame Lorilleux in her turn. " It's that lady, isn't it ? 
 Very well, very well ! " 
 
 She had rolled the wire, she carried it to the forge, and then, reviving the fire of the 
 brazier with a large wooden fan. she proceeded to temper the wire before passing it through 
 the last holes of the draw-plate. 
 
 Coupeau fetched the two chairs, and seated Gervaise close to the curtain. The room 
 was so narrow that there was not space for him to sit beside her. So he placed his chair a 
 little behind hers, and leant forward to give her explanations of the work. The young 
 woman, abashed by the strange reception accorded by the Lorilleux, feeling uneasy 
 beneath their covert glances, had a singing in her ears which prevented her from hearing. 
 She thought the woman looked very old for her thirty years, with her cross-grained 
 manner, her dirty appearance, and her hair rolled together, looking like a cow's tail as it 
 hung over her unfastened linen jacket. The husband, only a year his wife's senior, 
 appeared quite an old man, with hi3 thin wicked-looking lips, as he sat there in his shirt 
 sleeves and his naked feet in a pair of old trodden down slippers. But what disheartened 
 her the most was the smallness of the workroom, the besmeared walls, the tarnished 
 metal tools, all the black dirt hanging about there amongst the odds and ends of a dealer 
 in old iron. It was terribly hot. Beads of perspiration hung about the man's greenish j 
 face, whilst Madame Lorilleux ended by taking off her loose linen jacket, exposing her bare 
 arms, and her chemise clinging to her drooping breasts. 
 
 " And the gold 1 " asked Gervaise in a low voice. 
 
 Her anxious glances searched the corners, and sought amongst all that filth for the 
 resplendence she had dreamt of. But Coupeau burst out laughing. 
 
 " Gold 1" said he; " why, there's some, there's some more, and there's some at your feet ! " 
 
 He pointed successively to the fine wire at which his sister was working, and to 
 another roll of wire, similar to the ordinary iron wire, hanging against the wall, close to 
 the vice ; then, going down on all fours, he picked up, beneath the wooden screen, which 
 covered the tiled floor of the workroom, a piece of waste, a tiny fragment resembling the 
 point of a rusty needle. But Gervaise protested. It could not be gold that black-looking 
 metal, as ugly as iron ! He had to bite it and show her the shining mark left by his 
 tooth. And he resumed his explanations : the masters supplied the gold in wire, already 
 alloyed ; the workmen first of all passed it through the draw-plate to get it the required 
 thickness, being careful to temper it five or six times during the operation, so that it 
 should not break. Oh ! it required a good fist, and practice ! His sister would not let 
 her husband have anything to do with the draw-plates, because he coughed. She had 
 famous arms ; ho had seen her draw the gold as fine as- a hair. 
 
 Lorilleux, seized with a fit of coughing, almost doubled up on his stool. In the midst 
 of the paroxysm, he spoke, and said in a choking voice, still without looking at Gervaise, 
 as though he was merely mentioning the thing to himself: 
 
 " I'm making the herring-bone chain." 
 
 Coupeau obliged Gervaise to get up. She might draw nearer and see. The chain- 
 maker consented with a grunt. He wound the wire prepared by his wife round a mandrel, 
 a very thin steel rod. Then he sawed gently, cutting the wire the whole length of the 
 mandrel, each turn forming a link, which he soldered. The links were laid on a large 
 piece of charcoal. He wetted them with a drop of borax, taken from the bottom of a 
 broken glass beside him ; and he rapidly made them red hot at the lamp, beneath the 
 horizontal flame produced by the blow-pipe. Then, when he had soldered about a hundred 
 links, he returned once more to his minute work, pressing against the edge of the block, a 
 small piece of board which the friction of his hands had polished. He bent each link almost 
 double with the pliers, squeezed one end close, inserted it in the last link already in 
 place, and then, with the aid of a point, opened out again the end he had squeezed ; and 
 he did this with a continuous regularity, the links joining each other so rapidly that the 
 
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THE "ASSOMMOIR." 35 
 
 chain gradually grew boneath Gervaise's gaze, without her being able to follow, or well 
 understand how it was done. 
 
 " That's the herring-bone chain," said Coupeau. " There's also the long link, the cable, 
 the plain ring, and the spiral. But that's the herring-bone. Lorilleux only makes the 
 herring-bone chain." 
 
 The latter chuckled with satisfaction. He exclaimed, as he continued squeezing the 
 links, invisible between his black finger-nails : 
 
 " Listen to me, Young Cassis ! I was making a calculation this morning. I com- 
 menced work when I was twelve years old, you know. Well ! can you guess how long a 
 herring-bone chain I must have made up till to-day? " 
 
 He raised his pale face, and blinked his red eye-lids. 
 
 " Twenty-six thousand feet, do you hear 1 Two leagues ! That's something ! a 
 herring-bone chain two leagues long ! It's enough to twist round the necks of all the 
 women of the neighbourhood. And, you know, it's still increasing. I hope to make it 
 long enough to reach from Paris to Versailles." 
 
 Gervaise had returned to her seat, disenchanted and thinking everything very ugly. 
 She smiled just to please the Lorilleux. What most made her feel ill at ease was the 
 silence maintained respecting her marriage, that important matter to her, and but for 
 which she would certainly never have come. The Lorilleux continued to treat her as an 
 unwelcome inquisitive person brought by Coupeau. And the conversation being at length 
 started, it turned solely on the different lodgers of the house. Madame Lorilleux asked 
 her brother if he had heard any fighting as he came upstairs. Those Benards knocked 
 each other about every day. The husband came home drunk like a pig ; the wife also 
 had her faults : she said the most disgusting things. 
 
 Then, they talked of the draughtsman of the first floor, that big sponger Baudequin, a 
 fellow who gave himself airs, who owed money right and left, who was always smoking 
 and always having a row with his friends. M. Madinier's cardboard box manufactory was 
 only just managing to jog along. He had only the day before dismissed two more of 
 his workwomen. It would be a blessing if he smashed up, for he squandered everything 
 himself, and let his children go about half-naked. Madame Gaudron carded the wool 
 of her mattresses in a funny manner : she was again in the family way, which was scarcely 
 decent at her age. The landlord had given notice to the Coquets, of the fifth floor ; 
 they owed three quarters' rent, besides which, they persisted in lighting their stove on 
 the landing ; even the Saturday before, Mademoiselle Itemanjou, the old lady of the sixth 
 floor, had only just got down in time to prevent little Linguerlot from being burnt to death, 
 as she was going out to deliver her dolls. As for Mademoiselle Cl^mence, the ironer, 
 she behaved as she thought proper ; but, in spite of all that, one could not deny that she 
 adored animals, and that she had a heart of gold. But what a pity it was such a fine girl 
 should go with all the men ! It would end by their meeting her one night walking the 
 streets. 
 
 " Look, here's one/' said Lorilleux to his wife, giving her the piece of chain he had 
 been working on ever since his lunch. " You can trim it.'' And he added, with the 
 persistence of a man who does not easily relinquish a joke : " Another four feet and a half. 
 That brings me nearer to Versailles." 
 
 Madame Lorilleux, after tempering it again, trimmed it by passing it through the 
 regulating draw-plate. Then she put it in a little copper saucepan with a long handle, full 
 of lye-water, and placed it over the fire of the forge. Gervaise, again pushed forward by 
 Coupeau, had to follow this last operation. When the chain was thoroughly cleansed, it 
 appeared a dull red colour. It was finished, and ready to be delivered. 
 
 " They're always delivered like that, in their rough state," the zinc-worker explained. 
 " The polishers rub them afterwards with cloths." 
 
 But Gervaise felt her courage failing her. The heat, more and more intense, was 
 suffocating her. They kept the door shut, because Lorilleux caught cold from the least 
 draught. Then, as they still did not speak of the marriage, she wanted to go away, and 
 gently pulled Coupeau's jacket. He understood. Besides, he also was beginning . to feel 
 ill at ease and vexed at their affectation of silence. 
 
 "Well, we're off," said he. " We mustn't keep you from your work." 
 
 He moved abotit for a moment, waiting, hoping for a word, or some allusion or other. 
 At length he decided to broach the subject himself. 
 
 " I say, Lorilleux, we're counting on you ; you'll be my wife's witness." 
 
3G THE "ASSOMMOIR." 
 
 The chain-maker pretended, with a chuckle, to be greatly surprised ; whilst liis wife, 
 leaving her draw-plates, placed herself in the middle of the workroom. 
 
 "So it's serious, thenV' murmured he. "That confounded Young Cassis, one never 
 knows whether he is joking or not." 
 
 " Ah ! yes, madame's the person," said the wife in her turn, as she stared rudely at 
 Gervaise. " Well, we've no advice to give you, we haven't. It's a funny idea to go and 
 get married, all the same. Anyhow, it's your own wish. When it doesn't succeed, one's 
 only oneself to blame, that's all. And it doesn't often succeed, not often, not often." 
 
 She uttered these last words slower and slower, and, shaking her head, she looked from 
 the young woman's face to her hands, and then to her feet, as though she had wished to 
 undress her, and see the very pores of her skin. She must have found her better than 
 she expected. 
 
 "My brother is perfectly free,'' she continued more stiffly. "No doubt, the family 
 might have wished — one always makes projects. But things take such funny turns. For 
 myself, I don't want to have any unpleasantness. Had he brought us the lowest of the 
 low, I should merely have said : ' Marry her and go to blazes ! ' He was not badly off 
 though, here, with us. He's fat enough ; one can very well see he didn't fast much ; and 
 he always found his soup hot, at the very minute. I say, Lorilleux, don't you think 
 madame's like Therese — you know who I mean, that woman who used to live opposite, 
 and who died of consumption 1 " 
 
 " Yes, there's a certain resemblance," replied the chain-maker. 
 
 " And you've got two children, madame ? Now, I must admit I said to my brother : ' I 
 can't' understand how you can want to marry a woman who's got two children.' You 
 mustn't be offended if I consult his interests ; it's only natural. You don't look very strong 
 either. Don't you think, Lorilleux, madame doesn't look very strong 1 " 
 
 " No, no, she's not strong." 
 
 They did not mention her leg ; but Gervaise understood by their side glances, and the 
 curling of their lips, that they were alluding to it. ' She stood before them, wrapped in 
 her thiu shawl with the yellow palms, replying in monosyllables, as though in the 
 presence of her judges. Coupeau, seeing she was suffering, ended by exclaiming : 
 
 " All that's nothing to do with it. What you say and nothing are the same thing. The 
 wedding will take place on Saturday, July 29. I calculated by the almanac. Is it settled ? 
 does it suit you 1 " 
 
 " Oh, it's all the same to us," said his sister. " There was no necessity to consult us. 
 I sha'n't prevent Lorilleux being witness. I only want peace and quietness." 
 
 Gervaise, hanging her head, not knowing what to do with herself, had put the toe of 
 her boot through one of the openings in the wooden screen which covered the tiled floor of 
 the workroom ; then, afraid of having disturbed something when she withdrew it, she 
 stooped down and felt about with her hand. Lorilleux hastily brought the lamp, and he 
 examined her fingers suspiciously. 
 
 "You must be careful," said he ; "the tiny bits of gold stick to the shoes, and get 
 carried away without one knowing it." 
 
 There was quite a fuss. The masters did not allow a milligramme for waste ; and he 
 showed the hare's foot, with which he brushed up the particles of gold which remained 
 on the block, and the skin spread over his knees, placed there purposely to receive them. 
 Twice a week the workroom was carefully swept out ; they collected all the filth and burnt 
 it, and then sifted the ashes, in which they found every month from twenty-five to thirty 
 francs' worth of gold. Madame Lorilleux did not take her eyes off Gervaise's shoes. 
 
 " There's no occasion to get angry," murmured she, with an amiable smile. " Perhaps 
 madame would not mind looking at the soles of her shoes." 
 
 And Gervaise, turning very red, sat down again, and, holding up her feet, showed that 
 there was nothing clinging to them. Coupeau had opened the door exclaiming : "Good- 
 night ! " in an abrupt tone of voice. He called to her from the corridor. Then she in 
 her turn went off, after stammering a few polite words : she hoped to see them again, 
 and that they would all agree well together. But the Lorilleux had already resumed 
 their work, in the black hole of a workroom, where the little forge shone, like a final 
 piece of coal coming to a white heat in the high temperature of a furuace. The wife, with 
 her chemise slipping from one shoulder, her skin reddened by the reflection of the brazier, 
 was drawing another wire, each effort swelling out her neck, the muscles of which were 
 working like strings. The husband, bending beneath the greenish gleam of the globe of 
 
THE "ASSOMMOIR." 37 
 
 water, commenced a fresh piece of chain, forming each link with the pliers, squeezing it 
 at one end, inserting it in the previous one, and then opening out the end again with the 
 aid of a point, continuously, mechanically, without wasting a movement to wipe the per- 
 spiration from his face. 
 
 When Gervaise emerged from the corridor on to the landing, she could not help saying, 
 with tears in her eyes : 
 
 •'That doesn't promise much happiness." 
 
 Coupeau shook his head furiously. He would make Lorilleux smart for that evening. 
 Had anyone ever seen such a miserly fellow 1 to think that they were going to walk off 
 with two or three grains of his gold dust ! All the fuss they made was from pure avarice. 
 His sister thought, perhaps, that he would never marry, so as to enable her to economise 
 four sous on her dinner every day. However, it would take place all the same on July 
 29. He did not care a hang for them ! 
 
 But Gervaise, as they went downstairs, felt heavy at heart, and troubled with a 
 stupid fear, which made her anxiously examine all the dark shadows of the staircase. At 
 this hour, it was wrapped in silence, deserted, and only lighted by the gas-jet of the second- 
 floor landing, the small flame of which looked down that well of gloom, like the faint 
 glimmer of a night-light. Behind the closed doors, one could distinguish in the great 
 silence the heavy slumbers of the workmen who had gone to bed immediately after their 
 evening meal ; yet a smothered laugh issued from the ironer's room, whilst a feeble ray 
 of light shone through Mademoiselle Remanjou's key-hole, as, with the click-click of her 
 scissors, she continued to cut out the dresses of her thirteen-sou dolls. A child continued 
 crying down below, at Madame Gaudrou's ; and the sinks emitted a stronger stench in the 
 dark and dumb peacefulness. 
 
 Then, down in the courtyard, whilst Coupeau, in a sing-song voice, asked to have the 
 door opened, Gervaise turned round and looked once more at the house. It seemed 
 larger still beneath the moonless sky. The grey facades, as though cleansed of their 
 leprosy and besmeared with shadow, spread out and ascended ; and they now appeared 
 more bare, and completely flat, denuded as they were of the rags, which, in the day-time, 
 hung out to dry in the sun. The closed windows showed no sign of life. Here and 
 there a few vividly lighted up looked like eyes, and gave a squinting appearance to certain 
 corners. Over each entrance, from the bottom to the top, one above the other, the 
 windows of the six landings, whitened with a feeble glimmer, raised a narrow tower of light. 
 A ray from a lamp in the cardboard box manufactory on the second floor spread a yellow 
 trail across the paved courtyard, piercing the darkness which enveloped the work-shops 
 on the ground floor. And in the depths of this darkness, in the damp corner, drops of 
 water fell one by one, with a sonorous noise in the midst of the prevailing silence, from 
 the tap not properly turned off. Then it seemed to Gervaise that the house was upon 
 her, crushing her with its weight, and feeling icy cold against her shoulders. It was only 
 her stupid fear — a childish lancy at which she smiled directly afterwards. 
 
 " Take care ! " cried Coupeau. And in order to get out, she was obliged to jump over 
 a great pool of water which had flowed from the dyer's. That day the pool was blue, of the 
 deep azure of a summer sky, which the doorkeeper's little night-lamp lighted up with 
 a multitude of stars. 
 
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CHAPTER III. 
 
 Gervaise did not want to have any wedding-party. What was the use of spending money ? 
 Besides, she still felt somewhat ashamed ; it seemed to her quite unnecessary to parade 
 the marriage before the whole neighbourhood. But Coupeau cried out at that. One could 
 not be married without having a- feed. He did not care a button for the people of the 
 neighbourhood ! Oh ! merely something very simple — a little outing in the afternoon, 
 previous to going and having a bite at no matter what eating-house. And no music at 
 dessert, most decidedly ; no clarionet to make the ladies dance. Only for the sake of 
 having a few drinks together before going home to by-by, each in his own crib. 
 
 The zinc-worker, chaffing and joking, at length got the young woman to consent on 
 promising her that there should be no larks. He would keep his eye on the glasses, 
 to prevent sun-strokes. Then he organised a sort of pic-nic at five francs a head, at the 
 " Silver Windmill," kept by Auguste, on the Boulevard de la Chapelle. He was a small 
 publican, of moderate charges, and had a dancing place in ihe rear of his back shop, 
 beneath the three acacias in his courtyard. They would be very comfortable on the 
 first floor. During ten days he got hold of guests in the house where his sister lived in 
 the Rue de la Goutte-d'Or — M. Madinier, Mademoiselle Remanjou, Madame Gaudron and 
 her husband. He even euded by getting Gervaise to consent to the presence of two of 
 his comrades — Bibi-the-Smoker and My-Boots. No doubt My-Boots was a boozer ; but 
 then he had such a funny appetite that he was always asked to join those sort of gather- 
 ings, just for the sight of the caterer's mug when he beheld that bottomless pit swallowing 
 his twelve pounds of bread. The young woman, on Iier side, promised to bring her employer, 
 Madame Fauconnier, and the Bodies, some very agreeable people. On counting, they found 
 there would be fifteen to sit down to table, which was quite enough. When there are too 
 many, they always wind up by quarrelling. 
 
 Coupeau, however, had no money. Without wishing to do the grand, he intended to 
 behave handsomely. He borrowed fifty francs of his employer. Out of that, he first 
 of all purchased the wedding-ring — a twelve franc gold wedding-ring, which Lorilleux 
 procured for him at the wholesale price of nine francs. He then bought himself a frock 
 coat, a pair of trousers, and a waistcoat, at a tailor's in the Rue Myrrh a, to whom he gave 
 merely twenty-five francs on account ; his patent leather shoes and his hat were still good 
 enough. When he had put by the ten francs for his and Gervaise's share of the feast — the 
 two children not being charged for — he had exactly six francs left — the price of a mass at 
 the altar of the poor. He was certainly no friend of the priests, and it almost broke his 
 heart to take his six francs to those gormandizers, who ha'd no need of his money to 
 prevent their throats from getting dry. But a marriage without a mass is, in spite of 
 all one may say, no marriage at all. He went himself to the church to make a bargain j 
 and for an hour he argued with a little old priest in a dirty cassock, and who was as big a 
 thief as a greengrocer. He felt inclined to pommel him. Then for a joke he. asked him if 
 he could not find in his shop a second-hand mass, not too much knocked about, and which 
 woidd still do for an easy-going couple. The little old priest, grunting that God would 
 have no pleasure in blessing his union, ended by promising him his mass for five francs. 
 It was twenty sous saved, and that was all the money that was left him. 
 
 Gervaise also wanted to look decent. As soon as the marriage was settled, she made her 
 arrangements, worked extra time in the evenings, and managed to put thirty francs 
 one side. She had a great longing for a little silk mantle marked thirteen francs in the 
 Rue du Faubourg-Poissonniere. She treated herself to it, and then bought for ten francs 
 of the husband of a washerwoman who had died in Madame Fauconnier's house a -blue 
 woollen dress, which she altered to fit herself. With the seven francs remaining she 
 procured a pair of cotton gloves, a rose for her cap, and some shoes for Claude, her 
 eldest boy. Fortunately the youngsters' blouses were passable. She spent four nights 
 cleaning everythingj and mending the smallest holes in her stockings and her chemise. 
 
 On the Friday night, the eve of the great day, Gervaise and Coupeau had still a good 
 deal of running about to do up till eleven o'clock, after returning home from their work. 
 Then, before separating for the night, they spent an hour together in, the young woman's 
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THE "ASSOMMOIK." 39 
 
 room, happy at being about to be released from their awkward position. In spite of their 
 resolution not to trouble themselves about their neighbours, they had ended by putting 
 their hearts into everything, and thoroughly tiring themselves out. When they wished 
 each other good-night, they were almost falling asleep where they stood ; but, all the 
 same, they both heaved a great sigh of relief. Now it was all settled. Coupeau's witnesses 
 were to be M. Madinier and Bibi-the-Smoker ; whilst Gervaise was counting on Lorilleux 
 and Boche. The six of them were to go quietly to the mayor's and to the churob, without 
 lugging a number of other people behind them. The bridegroom's two sisters had even 
 declared that they would stay at home, their presence not being at all necessary. Mother 
 Coupeau alone had burst out crying, saying that, sooner than not be there, she would go 
 before them and hide herself in a corner ; and so they promised to take her. As for the 
 general meeting of the wedding party, it was fixed for one o'clock, at the " Silver Windmill." 
 From there they would go and get an appetite on the plain of Saint-Denis ; they would 
 take the train and return on foot along the high road. The gathering promised to be a 
 very pleasant one ; not a wholesale booze, but a bit of fun — something nice and respectable. 
 
 Whilst dressing himself on the Saturday morning, Coupeau felt uneasy at having only 
 his twenty sou piece. He had just recollected that, as a matter of politeness, he ought to 
 offer the witnesses a glass of wine and a slice of ham whilst waiting for the dinner hour. 
 Then, perhaps, there would be other unforeseen expenses. Twenty sous were decidedly not 
 sufficient. So, after taking Claude and Etienne to Madame Boche, who was to bring them 
 to the dinner in the evening, he hastened to the Bue de la Goutte-d'Or, and boldly went 
 and borrowed ten francs of Lorilleux. True, he could scarcely get the words out of his 
 mouth, for he knew the grimace his brother-in-law would make. The latter grunted, 
 chuckled in an ill-natured way, and finally lent two five franc pieces. But Coupeau heard 
 his sister mutter between her teeth that " it was beginning well." 
 
 The marriage at the mayor's was to take place at half-past ten. It was beautiful 
 weather — a storm-presaging sun which seemed to roast the streets. So as not to be 
 stared at, the bride and bridegroom, the old mother, and the four witnesses separated into 
 two bands. Gervaise walked in front with Lorilleux, who gave her his arm ; whilst M. 
 Madiuier followed with mother Coupeau. Then, twenty steps behind, on the opposite 
 side of the way, came Coupeau, Boche, and Bibi-the-Smoker. These three were in black 
 frock coats, walking erect, and swinging their arms. Boche had on a pair of yellow 
 trousers ; Bibi-the-Smoker, buttoned up to his neck, withouo a waistcoat, showed only a 
 bit of neckerchief rolled round like a piece of rope. M. Madinier alone wore a dress coat 
 — a big dress coat with square cut tails ; and the passers-by stopped to look at the gentle- 
 man escorting fat mother Coupeau, in a green shawl and a black cap with red ribbons. 
 Gervaise, very gentle and gay, in her blue dress, her shoulders tightly enveloped in her 
 scanty little mantle, listened complacently to the chucklings indulged in by Lorilleux, lost 
 in the midst of an immense overcoat, in s.pite of the heat ; now and again, at the street 
 corners, she slightly turned her head, and smiled knowingly at Coupeau, who felt ill at ease 
 in his new clothes, shining in the sun. 
 
 Though they walked very slowly, they arrived at the mayor's quite half an hour too 
 soon. And as the mayor was late, their turn was not reached till close upon eleven 
 o'clock. They sat down on some chairs and waited, in a corner of the apartment, looking 
 by turns at the high ceiling and the bare walls, talking low, and over-politely pushing back 
 their chairs, each time that one of the attendants passed. Yet, among themselves, they 
 called the mayor a sluggard. He was no doubt at his blonde's, having his gouty limbs 
 rubbed ; perhaps also he had inadvertently swallowed his official sash. But when the 
 magistrate appeared, they all rose respectfully. They were, however, motioned back 
 to their seats. Then they assisted at three marriages, lost amongst three middle-class 
 wedding parties, with brides dressed in white, little girls with their hair in curls, young- 
 ladies wearing pink sashes, and interminable processions of ladies and gentlemen all 
 dressed in their Sunday best, and looking highly respectable. 
 
 When at length they were called, they almost missed being married altogether, Bibi- 
 the-Smoker having disappeared. Boche discovered him outside smoking his pipe. Well ! 
 they were a nice lot inside there to humbug people about like tbat, just because one 
 hadn't yellow kid gloves to shove under their noses ! And the various formalities — the 
 reading of the Code, the different questions to be put, the signing of the documents- 
 were all got through so rapidly that they looked at each other with an idea that they had 
 been robbed of a good half of the ceremony. Gervaise, dizzy, her heart full, pressed her 
 
40 THE " ASSOMMOIR." 
 
 handkerchief to her lips. Mother Coupeau wept bitterly. All had signed the register, 
 writing their names in big straggling letters, with the exception of the bridegroom, who, 
 not being able to write, had put his cross. They each gave four sous for the poor. 
 When an attendant handed Coupeau the marriage certificate, the latter, prompted by 
 Gervaise, who nudged his elbow, handed him another five sous. 
 
 It was a long walk from the mayor's to the church. On the way the men had some 
 beer, whilst mother Coupeau and Gervaise took some black currant syrup and water. And 
 they had to follow a long street down which the sun shone fiercely, without leaving the 
 least bit of shade. The beadle was waiting for them in the middle of the empty church ; 
 he pushed them towards a little chapel, asking them angrily whether it was to show 
 their contempt for religion that they arrived so late. A priest looking sulky, his face pale 
 with hunger, advanced with great strides, preceded by a clerk trotting along in a dirty 
 surpliee. The priest hurried through the mass, gobbling up the Latin phrases, turning 
 about, stooping, spreading out his arms all in great haste, and with side glances at the 
 bride and bridegroom and their witnesses. In front of the altar, the bride and bridegroom 
 feeling very ill at ease, not knowing when they had to kneel, when to stand up, when to sit 
 down, waited for signs from the clerk. The witnesses, in order to be decent, stood up all 
 the time, whilst mother Coupeau, again seized with her fit of weeping, dropped her tears 
 into the open church service which she had borrowed from a neighbour. However, twelve 
 o'clock had struck, the last mass had been said, and the church gradually resounded with 
 the tread of the sacristans' footsteps and the noise of chairs being put back in their places. 
 The high altar was evidently being got ready for some grand religious ceremony, for one 
 could hear the hammers of the upholsterers who were nailing up the hangings. And in 
 the depths of the out-of-the-way chapel, amidst the dust caused by the beadle who was 
 sweeping around, the priest with the sulky look passed his bony hands over Gervaise's and 
 Coupeau's beut heads, and seemed to be uniting them in the midst of a removal. When 
 the wedding party had again signed a register in the vestry, and were once more out in 
 the sunshine beneath the porch, they stood there for a moment bewildered and all out of 
 breath at having been despatched so quickly. 
 
 " There ! " said Coupeau with an uneasy laugh. 
 
 He wriggled himself about unable to find something funny to say. However, he added : 
 " Well ! it doesn't take long. They do it in double quick time. It's like at the dentist's: 
 you've no time to call out, they marry without pain." 
 
 "Yes, yes, it's a fine piece of work," murmured Lorilleux chuckling. "You're 
 joined in five minutes and you can't be undone for the rest of your life. Ah ! poor 
 Young Cassis ! " 
 
 And the four witnesses patted the zinc-worker on the shoulders, whilst he drew himself 
 up. During this time Gervaise smilingly embraced mother Coupeau, her eyes full of tears, 
 however. In answer to the old woman's brokeu words, she said : 
 
 " Don't be afraid, I shall do my best. If anything goes wrong it won't be my fault. 
 No, that's very certain; I long too much to be happy. Anyhow, it's done now, isn't it? 
 It's for him and I to agree together and do our best to help each other." 
 
 Then they went straight to the "Silver Windmill." Coupeau had taken his wife's arm. 
 They walked quickly, laughing as though carried away, quite two hundred steps before the 
 others, without noticing the houses, or the passers-by, or the vehicles. The deafening 
 noises of the faubourg sounded like bells in their ears. When they reached the wine- 
 shop, Coupeau at once ordered two bottles of wine, some bread and some slices of ham, to 
 be served in the little glazed closet on the ground floor, without plates or table cloth, 
 simply to have a snack. Then, seeing that Boche and Bibi-the-Smoker appeared to be 
 really hungry, he ordered a third bottle and a piece of Brie cheese. Mother Coupeau 
 had no appetite, she was in too choking a condition to be able to eat. Gervaise, 
 who was dying of thirst, drank several large glasses of water just tinged with wine. 
 
 " I'll settle for this," said Coupeau, going at once to the bar, where he paid four francs 
 and five sous. 
 
 It was now one o'clock and the other guests began to arrive. Madame Fauconnier, a 
 fat woman, still good looking, first put in an appearance; she wore a chintz dress with 
 a flowery pattern, a pink tie and a cap over-trimmed with flowers. Next came Mademoiselle 
 Remanjou, looking very thin in the eternal black dress which she seemed to keep on even 
 when she went to bed; and the two Gaudrons — the husband, like some heavy animal 
 and almost bursting his brown jacket at the slightest movement, the wife, an enormous 
 
COUPEAU AFFIXING A CROSS TO THE REGISTER OF HIS MARRIAGE WITH GERVAISE BEFORE 
 
 THE MAYOR. 
 
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THE " ASS0MM01B," 43 
 
 woman, whose figure indicated evident signs of an approaching maternity, and whose stiff 
 violet coloured skirt still more increased her rotundity. Coupeau explained that they 
 were not to wait for My-Boots ; his comrade would join the party on the Eoute de Saint- 
 Denis. 
 
 " Well ! " exclaimed Madame Lerat as she entered, " it'll pour in torrents soon ! That'll 
 be pleasant ! " 
 
 And she called every one to the door of the wine-shop to see the clouds as black as ink 
 which were rising rapidly to the south of Paris. Madame Lerat, the eldest of the Coupeaus, 
 was a tall lean woman of masculine appearance, who talked through her nose, and was 
 slovenly attired in a puce-coloured dress too big for her, the long fringe on which made 
 her resemble a thin poodle just, emerged from the water. She handled her parasol like a 
 stick. When she had kissed Gervaise, she resumed : 
 
 " You've no idea, it's so stingingly hot in the street. It's just as though fire was 
 being thrown in your face." 
 
 Every one then declared that they had felt the storm coming on for a long while. 
 When they came out of church, M. Madinier had seen perfectly well what they had to 
 expect. Lorilleux related that his corns had kept him awake ever since three o'clock in 
 the morning. Besides it could cot finish otherwise ; the last three days had been really 
 too warm. 
 
 " Oh ! perhaps it will pass over," repeated Coupeau, standing up in the doorway, 
 anxiously looking at the sky. " We're only waiting for my sister ; if she would make 
 haste and come, we might start all the same." 
 
 Madame Lorilleux was indeed behind time. Madame Lerat had called in upon her so 
 that they might come together; but, as she found her putting on her stays, they had had 
 a bit of a row. The tall widow added in her brother's ear : 
 
 " I just left her there. She's in such a temper ! You'll see how she looks ! " 
 
 And the wedding party had to wait a quarter of an hour longer, walking about the 
 wine-shop, elbowed and jostled in the midst of the men who entered to drink a glass of 
 wine at the bar. Now and again, Boche, or Madame Fauconnier, or Bibi-the-Smoker, left 
 the others, and went to the edge of' the pavement, looking up at the sky. The storm 
 was not passing over at all ; a darkness was coming on, and puffs of wind sweeping along 
 the ground, raised little clouds of white dust. At the first, clap of thunder, Mademoiselle 
 Bernarjjou made the sign of the cross. All the glances were anxiously directed to the clock 
 over the looking-glass : it was twenty minutes to two. 
 
 " Go it ! " cried Coupeau. " It's the angels who're weeping." 
 
 A gush of rain swept the pavement, along which some women flew, holding down their 
 skirts with both hands. And it was in the midst of this first shower that Madame Lorilleux 
 at length arrived, furious and out of breath, and struggling on the threshold with her 
 umbrella that would not close. 
 
 "Did anyone ever see such a thing?" she exclaimed. "It caught me just at the 
 door. I felt inclined to go upstairs again and take my things off. I should have been wise 
 had I done so. Ah! it's a ' pretty wedding ! I said how it would be. I wanted to put 
 it off till next Saturday ; and it rains because they wouldn't listen to me ! So much the 
 better, so much the better ! I wish the sky would burst ! " 
 
 Coupeau tried to pacify her. But she sent him to the right about. He would not pay 
 for her dress if it were spoilt ! She had on a black silk dress, in which she was nearly 
 choking , the body, too tight fitting, was almost bursting the button-holes, and was cutting 
 her across the shoulders ; while the skirt only allowed her to take very short steps in walk- 
 ing. Yet, the other ladies of the party looked at her, pursing their lips and seemingly 
 much affected by the gorgeousness of her costume. She did not even appear to see Ger- 
 vaise seated beside mother Coupeau. She called Lorilleux and asked him for his handker- 
 chief; then, going into a corner of the shop, she carefully wiped off one by one the drops 
 of rain which had fallen on the silk. 
 
 The shower had abruptly ceased. The darkness increased, it was almost like night — a 
 livid night rent at times by large flashes of lightning. Bibi-the-Smoker said laughingly 
 that it would certainly rain priests. Then the storm burst forth with extreme violence. 
 For half an hour the rain came down in bucketsful, and the thunder rumbled unceasingly. 
 The men standing up before the door contemplated the grey veil of the downpour, the 
 swollen gutters, the splashes of water caused by the rain beating into the puddles. The 
 women feeling frightened had sat down again, holding their hands before their eyes. 
 
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4 4 THE " ASSOMMOIR." 
 
 They no longer conversed, they were too upset. A jest Boche made about the thunder, 
 saying that Saiut Peter was sneezing up there, failed to raise a smile. But, whet 1 , the 
 thunder-claps became lest frequent and gradually died away in the distance, the wedding 
 guests began to get impatient, enraged against the storm, cursing and shaking their 
 fists at the clouds. A fine and interminable rain now poured down from the sky which 
 had become an ashy grey. 
 
 " It's past two o'clock," cried Madame Lorilleux. " We can't stop here though for ever." 
 
 Mademoiselle Kemaujou having suggested going into the country all the same, even 
 though they went no farther than the moat of the fortifications, the others scouted the 
 idea : the roads would be in a nice state, one would not even be able to sit down on the 
 grass ; besides, it did not seem to be all over yet, there might perhaps be another downpour. 
 Coupeau, who had been watching a workman completely soaked, yet quietly walking along 
 in the rain, murmured : 
 
 " If that animal My-Boots is waiting for us on the Eoute de Saint-Denis, he won't catch 
 a sunstroke." 
 
 That made some of them laugh ; but the general ill-humour increased. It was be- 
 coming ludicrous. They must decide on something. They could not possibly intend to 
 look at the whites of each other's eyes, as they were doing, until the dinner hour arrived. 
 Then, for some little wliile, in face of the obstinate shower, they all puzzled their brains 
 trying to think of something to do. Bibi-the-Smoker proposed a game at cards ; Boche, who 
 was of a sly and rather wanton nature, knew a very funny little game, that of playing at 
 confession ; Madame Gaudron talked of going and eating some onion tart at a place she 
 knew in the Chaussee Clignancourt ; Madame Lerat would have preferred story-telling ; 
 Gaudron was not a bit dull, he felt very comfortable there, and merely offered to sit down 
 to dinner at once. And, at each proposal, they wrangled and got more and more angry : 
 it was stupid, it would send them all to sleep, they would be taken for children. Then, 
 as Lorilleux, wishing to put in his word, suggested something very simple, a walk along 
 the exterior Boulevards as far as the Pere-Lachaise cemetery, where they might go and 
 see the tomb of Heloise and Aboard, if there was time, Madame Lorilleux exploded, no 
 longer able to restrain herself. Sho was off, she was! That's what she was going to do ! 
 Were they trying to make a fool of her? She dressed herself, she got wet with the rain, 
 and all that merely to go and stick inside a wine-sh*8p-! No, no! she had had enough of a 
 wedding like that, she preferred her own home. Coupeau and Lorilleux had to place them- 
 selves in front of the door. She kept repeating : 
 
 " Move away from there ! I tell you I'm going home !" 
 
 Her husband having succeeded in pacifying her, Coupeau went np to Gervaise, who was 
 still quietly sitting in her corner, conversing with her mother in-law and Madame Fau- 
 connier. 
 
 " But you don't suggest anything ! " said he, not daring to be very affectionate. 
 
 "Oh ! anything one likes," she replied, with a laugh. " I'm easy to please. Go out, 
 or stay in, it's all the same to me. I'm very comfortable, I don't ask for anything more." 
 
 And, indeed, her face was all beaming with a peaceful joy. Ever since the guests had 
 been there, she had spoken to each in a rather low and tremulous voice in a sensible 
 manner, and without taking part in any of the disputes. During the storm, she had 
 remained with fixed eyes watching the lightning, as though she beheld some serious things 
 very far off in the future by the aid of those sudden flashes. 
 
 M. Madinier had, up to this time, not proposed anything. He was leaning against 
 the bar, with the tails of his dress coat thrust apart, while he fully maintained the 
 important air of an employer. He kept on expectorating, and rolled his big eyes about. 
 
 " Well ! " said he, " one might go to the Museum." 
 
 And he stroked his chin, as he blinkingly consulted the other members of the party. 
 
 " There are antiquities, pictures, paintings, a whole heap of things. It is very instruc- 
 tive. Perhaps you have never been there. Oh ! it is quite worth seeing, at least once in 
 a way." 
 
 They looked at each other, interrogatively. No, Gervaise had never been ; Madame 
 Fauconnier neither, nor Boche, nor the others. Coupeau thought he had been one Sunday;* 
 but he was not sure. They hesitated, however, when Madame Lorilleux, greatly impressed 
 by M. Madinier's importance, thought the suggestion a very worthy and respectable one 
 As they were wasting the day, and were all dressed, they might as well go somewhere for 
 their own instruction. Every one approved. Then, as it still rained a little, they borrowed 
 
THE "ASSOMMOIR." 45 
 
 some umbrellas of the proprietor of the wine-shop, old blue, green, and brown umbrellas, 
 forgotten by different customers, and started off to the Museum. 
 
 The wedding party turned to the right, and descended into Paris along the Faubourg 
 Saint-Denis. Coupeau and Gervaise again took the lead, almost running, and keeping a 
 good distance in front of the others. M. Madinier now gave his arm to Madame 
 Lorilleux, mother Coupeau having remained behind in the wine-shop on account of her old 
 legs. Then came Lorilleux and Madame Lerat, Boche and Madame Fauconnier, Bibi-the- 
 Smoker, and Mademoiselle Kemanjou, and finally the two Gaudrons. They were twelve, 
 and made a pretty long procession on the pavement. 
 
 "Oh! I assure you we had nothing whatever to do with it," explained Madame 
 Lorilleux to M. Madinier. "We don't know where he picked her up, or rather we know 
 only too well ; but it's not for us to say anything, is it ? My husband had to buy the 
 ■wedding-ring. This morning, before we were scarcely out of bed, we were obliged to lend 
 them ten francs, otherwise there would have been nothing done. A bride who doesn't bring 
 a single one of her relations to her wedding ! She says she has a sister in Paris, who keeps 
 a pork-butcher's shop. Why didn't she invite her, then 1 " 
 
 She interrupted herself to point to Gervaise, whom the sloping pavement caused to limp 
 a great deal. 
 
 " Just look at her ! Is it possible 1 Oh ! the hobbler ! " 
 
 And this word, " Hobbler," passed from mouth to month. Lorilleux said, with a 
 chuckle, that they ought to nickname her so. But Madame Fauconnier took Gervaise's 
 part ; they were wrong to make fun of her, she was as clean as a newly-coined sou, and 
 could do no end of work when necessary. Madame Lerat, always ready with doubtful 
 allusions, called the little woman's leg a "love skittle;" and, she added, that many men 
 liked them, without being willing to enter into any further explanation. 
 
 The wedding party,- emerging from the Faubourg Saint-Denis, had to cross the 
 Boulevard. They waited a minute to let the crowd of vehicles pass, then ventured into the 
 roadway, which the storm had transformed into a pool of liquid mud. Another shower 
 was coming on, so they opened the umbrellas, and, beneath the lamentable old ginghams 
 held by the men, the women gathered up their skirts, and the procession spread out in 
 the slush which separated the pavements on either side of the Boulevard. Then a couple 
 of street urchins called out : " What a lot of guys ! " The passers-by hastened to obtain 
 a look, whilst the shopmen stood up behind their windows. In the midst of the move- 
 ment of the crowd, the couples marching in procession presented striking contrasts against 
 the grey wet background of the Boulevards : Gervaise's coarse blue dress, Madame 
 Fauconnier's flowery chintz, Boche's canary yellow trousers ; the stiffness common to 
 persons arrayed in their Sunday best, imparted a most ludicrous air to Coupeau's shining 
 frock-coat and M. Madinier's square cut garment; whilst the elegant costume which 
 bedecked Madame Lorilleux, the long fringe worn by Madam3 Lerat, and Mademoiselle 
 Remanjou's rumpled skirts, mingled the fashions together, and displayed the tawdry luxury 
 of the poor. But it was more especially the gentlemen's hats which amused the crowd — 
 old-fashioned hats, that fyad been carefully put by, and had become tarnished in the 
 obscurity of the cupboards ; all of them being of the most comical shapes — tall, broad, 
 pointed, with extraordinary brims, either turned up or flat, and too broad or too narrow. 
 And the smiles increased still more when, right in the rear, forming the close of the 
 spectacle, Madame Gaudron, the carder, advanced in her stiff violet-coloured dress, with 
 her enormous stomach protruding in front of her. The wedding guests, however, did not 
 hurry themselves ; they were all in the best of humours, happy at being looked at, and 
 amused by the jocular remarks passed upon them. 
 
 "Hallo! there's the bride!" yelled one of the street urchins, pointing to Madame 
 Gaudron. " By Jove ! what a pip she's swallowed ! " 
 
 The whole party burst out laughing. Bibi-the-Smoker, looking back, said that the 
 
 youngster was precious sharp. The carder laughed the loudest, and was only too pleased 
 
 at being noticed. It was nothing to be ashamed of; on the contrary, there was more 
 
 than one lady who had given her a side glance as she passed, and who would have been 
 
 'only too delighted to be in a similar condition. 
 
 They turned into the Rue de Clery. Then they took the Rue du Mail. On reaching 
 the Place des Victoires, there was a halt. The bride's left shoe lace had come undone, and, 
 as she tied it up again, at the foot of the statue of Louis XIV., the couples pressed 
 behind her, waiting, and joking about the bit of the calf of her leg that she dis- 
 
46 THE "ASSOMMOIR." 
 
 played. At length, after passing down the Rue Croix-des-Petits-Champs, they reached the 
 Louvre. 
 
 M. Madinier politely asked to be their cicerone. It was a big place, and they might 
 lose themselves ; besides, he knew the best parts, because he had often come there with 
 an artist, a very intelligent fellow, from whom a large dealer bought drawings to put on 
 his cardboard boxes. Down below, when the wedding party entered the Assyrian Museum, 
 a slight shiver passed through it. The deuce ! it was not at all warm there ; the hall would 
 have made a capital cellar. And the couples slowly advanced, their chins raised, their eyes 
 blinking, between the gigantic stone figures, the black marble gods, dumb in their hieratic 
 rigidity, and the monstrous beasts, half cats and half wsmen, with death-like faces, 
 attenuated noses, and swollen lips. They thought all these things very ugly. The stone 
 carvings of the present day were a great deal better. An inscription in Phoenician 
 characters amazed them. No one could possibly have ever read that scrawl. But M. 
 Madinier, already up on the first landing with Madame Lorilleux, called to them, shouting 
 beneath the vaulted ceiling : 
 
 "Come along! They're nothing, all those things! The things to see are on the 
 first floor ! " 
 
 The severe bareness of the staircase made them very grave. Au attendant, superbly 
 attired in a red waistcoat and a coat trimmed with gold lace, who seemed to be awaiting 
 them on the landing, increased their emotion. It was with great respect, and treading as 
 softly as possible, that they entered the French Gallery. 
 
 Then, without stopping, their eyes occupied with the gilding of the frames, they followed 
 the string of little rooms, glancing at the passing pictures, too numerous to be seen 
 properly. It would have required an hour before each, if they had wanted to understand 
 it. What a number of pictures ! there was no end to them. They must be worth a mint 
 of money. Right at the end, M. Madinier suddenly ordered a halt opposite the " Raft of 
 the Medusa," and he explained the subject to them. All deeply impressed and motionless, 
 they uttered not a word. When they started off again, Boche expressed the general 
 feeling, saying it was marvellous. 
 
 In the Apollo Gallery, the inlaid flooring especially astonished the party — a shining 
 floor, as clear as a mirror, and which reflected the legs of the seats. Mademoiselle 
 Remanjou kept her eyes closed, because she could not help thinking that she was walking 
 on water. They called to Madame Gaudron to be careful how she trod on account of her 
 condition. M. Madinier wanted to show them the gilding and paintings of the ceiling ; 
 but it nearly broke their necks to look up above, and they could distinguish nothing. Then, 
 beiore entering the Square Saloon, he pointed to a window, saying : 
 
 " That's the balcony from which Charles IX. fired on the people." 
 
 Meanwhile, he kept his eye on the tail of the procession. In the middle of- the Square 
 Saloou, he signalled to them to stop. He murmured in a low voice, as though at church, 
 that there were only masterpieces there. They went round the apartment. Gervaise asked 
 to have the " Marriage of Cana " explained to her ; it was stupid not to write the subjects 
 of the pictures on the frames. Coupeau stopped before the "Joconde," whom he 
 considered resembled one of his aunts. Boche and Bibi-the-Smoker chuckled to each 
 other every time they discovered a picture of a naked woman ; the thighs of " Antiope " 
 especially gave them quite a shock. And, right at the end of the room, the two Gaudrons, 
 the man with his mouth wide open, the woman with her hands folded on her stomach, 
 stood staring with astonishment, deeply moved, and feeling quite stupid, in front of 
 Murillo's " Virgin." 
 
 When they had been all round the saloon, M. Madinier wished them to go over it again, 
 k was worth while. He was very attentive to Madame Lorilleux, because of her silk dress ; 
 and each time that she questioned him, he answered her gravely, with great assurance. 
 As she was interested in Titian's Mistress, whose yellow hair she thought resembled her 
 own, he stated that the portrait was that of the beautiful Madame Ferronniere, one of 
 Henri IV. 's mistresses, about whom a drama had been written, and performed at the 
 Ambigu Theatre. 
 
 Then the wedding party invaded the long gallery occupied by the Italian and Flemish 
 schools. More paintings, always paintings, saints, men and women, with faces which 
 none of them could understand, landscapes that were all black, animals turned yellow a 
 medley of people and things, the great mixture of the colours of which was beginning to 
 give them all violent headaches. M. Madinier no longer talked as he slowly headed the 
 
THE "ASSOMMOIR." 
 
 47 
 
 Ms*2*nV 
 
 ARTISTS WORKING AT THE LOUVRE. 
 
 procession, which followed him in good order, with stretched necks and upcast eyes. 
 Centuries of art passed before their bewildered ignorance, the fine sharpness of the early 
 masters, the splendours of the Venetians, the vigorous life, beautiful with light, of the 
 Dutch painters. But what interested them most were the artists who were copying, with 
 their easels planted amongst the people, painting away unrestrainedly; an old lady, mounted 
 on a pair of high steps, working a big brush over the delicate sky of an immense painting, 
 struck them as something most peculiar. Little by little, however, the news had probably 
 spread that a wedding party was visiting the Louvre ; painters, with broad grins on their 
 faces, hastened to the spot ; some of the curious secured seats beforehand to witness the 
 procession comfortably ; whilst the attendants, repressing their laughter, refrained with 
 difficulty from making some very cutting remarks. And those forming the party, already 
 feeling tired, losing their respect, dragged their hob-nail shoes, and knocked their heels 
 on the sonorous floors, like the stamping of a bewildered drove of cattle let loose in the 
 midst of the cleanliness and quiet of the rooms. 
 
 M. Mudiuier was reserving himself to give more effect to a surprise that he had in store. 
 He went straight to the " Kermesse " of Rubens ; but still he said nothing. He contented 
 himself with directing the others' attention to the picture by a sprightly glance. The ladies 
 uttered faint cries the moment they had brought tbeir noses close to the painting 
 Then, blushing deeply, they turned away their heads. The men, though, kept them there, 
 cracking jokes, and seeking for the coarser details. , 
 
 "Just look!" exclaimed Boche, "it's worth the money. There's one who's spewing, 
 and another, he's watering the dandelions ; and that one — oh ! that one. Ah, well ! 
 they're a nice clean lot, they are ! " 
 
48 THK "ASSOMMOIR." 
 
 " Let us be off," said M. Madinier, delighted with his success. " There is nothing more 
 to see here." 
 
 They retraced their steps, passing again through the Square Salon and the Apollo 
 Gallery. Madame Lerat and Mademoiselle Remanjbu complained, declaring that their legs 
 could scarcely bear them. But the cardboard box manufacturer wanted to show Lorilleux 
 the old jewellery. It was close by, in a little room which he could find with his eyes 
 shut. However, he made a mistake, and led the wedding party astray through seven or 
 eight cold, deserted rooms, only ornamented with severe-looking glass cases, containing 
 numberless broken pots and hideous little figures. The party shuddered, and was 
 beginning to feel awfully bored. Then, as it was seeking a door, it came plump upon 
 the drawings. Now ensued another long peregrination. The drawings seemed as though 
 they would never come to an end. One room suceeeded another, without anything 
 funny ; nothing but sheets of paper scribbled all over, hanging under glass against the 
 walls. 
 
 M. Madinier, losing his head, not willing to admit that he did not know his way, 
 ascended a flight of stairs, making the wedding party mount to the nest floor. This time 
 it traversed the Naval Museum, among models of instruments and cannons, plans in relief, 
 and vessels as tiny as playthings. After going a long way, and walking for a quarter of 
 an hour, it came upon another staircase ; and, having descended this, it found itself once 
 more surrounded by the drawings. Then despair took possession of it. It wandered 
 through whatever rooms it came to, all the couples following each other behind M. 
 Madinier, who was mopping his forehead, almost out of his mind, and furious with the 
 administration, whom he accused of having changed the positions of the doors. The 
 attendants and the visitors, full of astonishment, watched it pass. In less than twenty 
 minutes it was seen again in the Square Saloon, in the French Gallery, and amongst the 
 glass cases, in which slumber the little Eastern gods. Never again would it get out. 
 With aching legs, abandoning itself to fate, the wedding party kicked up an awful row, 
 leaving in its flight Madame Gaudron's protruding stomach a long way in the rear. 
 
 " Closing time ! closing time ! " called out the attendants, in a loud tone of voice. 
 
 And the wedding party was nearly shut in. An attendant was obliged to place himself 
 at the head of it, and conduct it to a door. Then, in the courtyard of the Louvre, when 
 it had recovered its umbrellas from the cloak-room, it breathed again. M. Madinier 
 regained his assurance. He had made a mistake in not turning to the left, now he 
 recollected that the jewellery was to the left. The whole party pretended to be very 
 pleased at having seen all ,they had. 
 
 Four o'clock was striking. There were still two hours to be employed before the 
 dinner time, so it was decided they should take a stroll, just to occupy the interval. The 
 ladies, who were very tired, would have much preferred to have sat down ; but, as no one 
 offered any refreshments, they started off, following the line of quays. There they 
 encountered another shower, and so sharp a one that, in spite of the umbrellas, the ladies' 
 dresses began to get wet. Madame Lorilleux, her heart sinking within her each time a 
 drop fell upon her black silk, proposed that they should shelter themselves under the 
 Pont-Royal ; besides, if the others did not accompany her, she threatened to go all by 
 herself. And the procession marched under one of the arches of the bridge. They 
 were very comfortable there. It was, most decidedly, a capital idea ! The ladies, spreading 
 their handkerchiefs over the paving-stones, sat down with their knees wide apart, and pulled 
 out the baldes of grass that grew between the stones with both hands, whilst they watched 
 the dark flowing water as though they were in the country. The men amused them- 
 selves with calling out very loud, so as to awaken the echoes p{ the arch. One after the 
 other, Boche and Bibi-the-Smoker insulted the vacant space, shouting. out "Pig!" with all 
 their might, and laughing heartily each time the echo sent the word back to them ; then, 
 their throats getting husky, they picked up some flat stones, and tried to make ducks 
 and drakes with them in the water. 
 
 The shower had ceased, but the whole party felt so comfortable that no one thought of 
 moving away. The surface of the Seine was covered with greasy matter, old corks and 
 vegetable parings, heaps of filth which an eddy detained a moment in the restless waters, 
 darkened by the shadow of the arch ; whilst, on the top of the bridge could be heard the 
 rambling of the passing cabs and omnibuses, all the animation of Paris, of which only 
 the roofs of the houses to the right and the left could be seen, as though from the bottom 
 of some pit. Mademoiselle Remanjou sighed. If there had only been some foliage, it 
 
THE " ASSOMMOJR." 49 
 
 would have reminded her, she said, of a nook on the banks of the Marnc, where she used 
 to go, about the year 1817, with a young man for whom she was still mourning. 
 
 At last, M. Madinier gave the signal for departure. They passed through the 
 Tuileries gardens, in the midst of a little community of children, whose hoops and balls 
 upset the good order of the couples. Then, as the wedding party on arriving at the 
 Place Venddme looked up at the column, M. Madinier gallantly offered to treat the 
 ladies to a view from the top. His suggestion was considered extremely amusing. Yes, 
 yes, they would go up ; it would give them something to laugh about for a long time. 
 Besides, it was full of interest for those persons who had never been above their mother 
 earth. 
 
 " You make a mistake if you think the Hobbler will venture inside there with her leg 
 all out of place ! " murmured Madame Lorilleux. 
 
 " I'll go up with pleasure," said Madame Lerat, " but I won't have any men walking 
 behind me." 
 
 And the whole party ascended. In the narrow space afforded by the spiral staircase, the 
 twelve persons crawled up one after the other stumbling against the worn steps, and clinging 
 to the walls. Then, when the obscurity became complete, they almost split their sides 
 with laughing. The ladies screamed. The gentlemen tickled them, pinched their legs ; 
 but they were very stupid to say anything ! The proper plan is to think that it's the 
 mice. Besides, it went no further ; all knew where to leave off for propriety's sake. 
 Then Boche had a funny idea, which the others at once took up. They called out to 
 Madame Gaudron as though she had stuck on the way, and asked her if she was able to get 
 through. Just fancy! supposing she had become fixed in there, without being able to go up or 
 down, she would have stopped up the hole, and none of them would have known how to get 
 out. And they laughed, with a boisterous gaiety which shook the column,' at the idea of 
 that woman's stomach. Afterwards, Boche, who was in quite a merry mood, declared that 
 they were growing old in that chimney-pot. Would it never come to an end, were they 
 going right up to heaven ? And he tried to frighten the ladies, by calling out that he 
 felt it shaking. Coupeau, however, said nothing. He was behind Gervaise, with his arm 
 round her waist, and felt that she was abandoning herself to him. When they suddenly 
 emerged again into daylight, he was just in the act of kissing her on the neck. 
 
 '• Well ! you're a nice couple ; you don't stand on ceremony," said Madame Lorilleux 
 with a scandalised air. 
 
 Bibi-the-Smoker pretended to be furious. He muttered between his teeth, "You 
 made such a noise together! I wasn't even able to count the steps." 
 
 But M. Madinier was already up on the platform, pointing out the different monuments. 
 Neither Madame Fauconnier nor Mademoiselle Bemanjou would on any consideration 
 leave the staircase. The thought of the pavement below made their blood curdle, and 
 they contented themselves with glancing out of the little door. Madame Lerat, who was 
 bolder, went round the narrow terrace, keeping close to the bronze dome ; but, all the same, 
 it gave one a rude emotion to think that one only had to slip off. What a somersault, ye 
 gods ! The men, rather pale, looked down on to the Place. One could almost think 
 oneself up in the air, separated from everything. No, really, it gave you a chill down 
 the back. M.' Madinier, however, recommended raising the eyes, to look straight in front 
 of one, far into the distance ; it prevented giddiness. And he continued to point out 
 with his finger the Invalides, the Pantheon, Notre-Dame, the Tour Saint-Jacques, the 
 Buttes Montmartre. Then Madame Lorilleux thought to inquire whether one could see, 
 on the Boulevard de la Chapelle, the wine-shop where they were going to dine, the 
 " Silver Windmill." So, for ten minutes, they looked about, and even came to quarrelling; 
 each one placed the wine-shop in a different part, Paris spread out around them its grey 
 immensity, which in the more distant parts assumed a bluish tinge, and its deep valleys 
 covered with a sea of roofs. All the right bank of the river was in shadow, beneath 
 a vast ragged copper-coloured cloud ; and, from the border of this cloud fringed with 
 gold issued a broad sunbeam, which illumined the thousands of window-panes on the left 
 bank with a multitude of sparks, causing that corner of the city to stand out against a 
 bright blue sky cleared by the storm. " It wasn't worth while coming up here to bite 
 each other's noses off," said Boche, angrily, as he turned to descend the staircase. 
 
 The wedding party went down, dumb and sulky, awakening no other sound beyond 
 that of shoes clanking on the stone steps. When it reached' the bottom, M. Madinier 
 wished to pay ; but Coupeau would not permit him, and hastened to place twenty-four sous 
 
50 THE "ASSOMMOIR." 
 
 into the keeper's hand, two sous each person. It was nearly half-past five, there was just 
 time to get back. So they returned by the Boulevards and the Faubourg Puissonniera. 
 Coupeau, however, considered that their outing could not end like that. He bundled 
 them all into a wine-shop where they took some vermouth. 
 
 The repast was ordered for six o'clock. At the " Silver Wiudmill," they had been 
 waiting for the wedding party a good twenty minutes. Madame Boche, who had got a lady 
 living in the same house to attend to her duties for the evening, was conversing with 
 ' mother Coupeau in the first floor room, in front of the table, which was all laid out ; and 
 the two youngsters, Claude and Etienne, whom she had brought with her, were playing 
 about beneath the table and amongst the chairs. When Gervaise, on entering, caught 
 sight of the little ones, whom she had not seen all the day, she took them on her 
 knees, and caressed and kissed them. 
 
 " Have they been good 1" asked she of Madame Boche. " I hope they haven't worried 
 you too much." 
 
 And as the latter related the things those little vermin had said during the afternoon, 
 and which would make one die with laughing, the mother again took them up and pressed 
 them to her breast, seized with an overpowering outburst of maternal affection. 
 
 " It's not very pleasant for Coupeau all the same," Madame Lorilleux was saying to 
 the other ladies, at the end of the room. 
 
 Gervaise had retained her smiling tranquillity of the morning. Ever since the walk, 
 however, she became at moments quite sad, and watched her husband and the Lorilleux 
 with her pensive and sober-minded air. She found that Coupeau was a coward in his 
 sister's presence. Only the day before he had talked very big, and swore that he would 
 put those vipers back in their places, if they did not treat him properly. But she saw 
 very well that; when they were there he was a regular lick-spittle, deferring to them in 
 everything, and almost going out of his mind whenever he thought them angry. And that 
 alone filled the young woman with anxiety for the future. 
 
 They were now only waiting for My-Boots, who had not yet put in an appearance. 
 
 "Oh ! blow him !" cried Coupeau, "let's begin. You'll see, he'll soon turn up, he's got 
 a clear uose, he can scent the grub from afar. I say, he must be amusing himself, if 
 he's still standing like a post on the Route de Saint-Denis ! " 
 
 Then the wedding party, feeling very lively, sat down making a great noise with the 
 chairs. Gervaise was between Lorilleux and M. Madinier, and Coupeau between Madame 
 Fauconnier and Madame Lorilleux. The other guests seated themselves where they 
 liked, because it always ended with jealousies and quarrels, when one settled their places 
 for them. Boche glided to a seat beside Madame Lerat. Bibi-the-Smoker had for neigh- 
 bours Mademoiselle Remanjou and Madame Gaudron. As for Madame Boche and 
 mother Coupeau, they were right at the end of the table, looking after the children, 
 cutting up their meat and giving them something to drink, but not much wine. 
 
 " Does nobody say grace 1 " asked Boche, whilst the ladies arranged their skirts 
 under the table-cloth, so as not to get them stained. 
 
 But Madame Lorilleux did not like those sort of jokes. And the vermicelli soup, which 
 was nearly cold, was gulped down very quickly, their lips making a hissing noise against 
 the spoons. Two waiters served at table, dressed in little greasy jackets and not over 
 clean white aprons. By the four open windows overlooking the acacias of the courtyard 
 there entered the clear light of the close of a stormy day, with the atmosphere purified 
 thereby though without being sufficiently cooled. The reflection of the trees in this damp 
 corner gave the smoky room a greenish hue, and the shadows of leaves danced over the 
 table-cloth which had a vague musty odour. There were two looking-glasses covered with 
 lly marks, one at either end of the room, lengthening the table indefinitely, with 
 the coarse white crockery on it, in the scratches on which the greasy dish water had 
 left a dark deposit, fast turning yellow. Each time a waiter returned from the kitchen, 
 the door banged, admitting a strong smell of burning fat. 
 
 " Don't all talk at once," said Boche, as every one remained silent with his nose in his 
 plate. 
 
 And they were drinking the first glass of wine as their eyes followed two force-meat 
 pies which the waiters were handing round when My-Boots entered the room. 
 
 "Well, you're a scurvy lot, you people ! "• said he. " I've been wearing my pins out 
 for three hours waiting ou the high road, and a gendarme even came and asked me for 
 my papers. It isn't right to play such dirty tricks on a friend ! You might at least, have 
 
MY-B00T8. 
 
 P. 50. 
 
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 53 
 
 sent me a growler by a commissionaire.. Ah ! no, you know, joking apart, it's too bad. 
 And, with all that, it rained so hard that I got my pockets full of water. Honour bright, 
 you might still catch enough fish in 'em for a meal." 
 
 The others wriggled with laughter. That animal My-Boots was just a bit on; he had 
 certainly already stowed away his two quarts of wine, merely to prevent his being bothered 
 by all that frog's liquor with which the storm had deluged his giblets. 
 
 " Hallo ! Count Leg-of-Mutton ! " said Coupeau, "just go and sit yourself there, beside 
 Madame Gaudron. You see you were expected." 
 
 Oh, he did not mind, he would soon catch the others up ; and he asked for three helps 
 of soup, platefuls of vermicelli, in which he soaked enormous slices of bread. Then, when 
 they had attacked the force-meat pies, he became the profound admiration of everv one 
 
 at the table. How he guttled ! 
 The bewildered waiters helped each 
 other to pass'him bread, thin slices 
 which he swallowed at a mouthful. 
 He ended by losing his temper; he 
 insisted on having a loaf placed on 
 the table beside him. The land- 
 lord, very anxious, came for a 
 moment and looked in at the 
 door. -The party, which was ex- 
 pecting him, again wriggled with 
 laughter. It seemed to upset the 
 caterer. What a rum card he was, 
 that My-Boots ! One day he had 
 eaten a dozen hard boiled eggs and 
 drank a dozen glasses of wine 
 while the clock was striking twelve ! 
 There are not many who can do 
 that. And Mademoiselle Beman- 
 jou, deeply moved, watched My- 
 Boots chew, whilst M. Madinier, 
 seeking for a word to express his 
 almost respectful astonishment, de- 
 clared that such a capacity was 
 extraordinary. 
 
 There was a brief silence. A 
 waiter had just placed on the 
 table a ragout of rabbits in a vast 
 dish as deep as a salad-bowl. 
 Coupeau, who liked fun, started 
 another joke. 
 
 " I say, waiter, that rabbit's 
 from the housetops. It still 
 mews." 
 
 ind in fact, a faint mew, 
 perfectly imitated, seemed to issue 
 from the dish. It was Coupeau 
 who did that with his throat, without opening his lips ; a talent which, at all parties, 
 met with decided success, so much so that he never ordered a dinner abroad without 
 having a rabbit ragout. After that, he purred. The ladies pressed their napkins to their 
 mouths to try and stop their laughter. Madame Fauconnier asked for a head, she only liked 
 that part. Mademoiselle Remanjou had a weakness for the slices of bacon. And as 
 Boche said he preferred the little onions when they were nicely broiled, Madame Lerat 
 screwed up her lips, and murmured : 
 " I can understand that." 
 
 She was as dry as a stick, and led the life of a workwoman immured in her occupa- 
 tions, never having seen the shadow of a man in her home ever since she became a 
 widow, though showing a continual hankering after obscenity, a mania for words of 
 double meaning and dubious allusions so profound, that she alone could understand 
 
 MADEMOISELLE EEMANJOTT. 
 
54 THE "ASSOMMOIR." 
 
 them. As Boche leant towards her aud, in a whisper, asked for an explanatiop, she 
 resumed : 
 
 " Little onions, why of course. That's quite enough, I think.'' 
 
 But the conversation was becoming grave. Each one was talking of his trade. M. 
 Madinier was extolling the manufacture of cardboard boxes ; there were real artists at work 
 on that; and he mentioned some boxes for New Year's gifts of which he had seen the 
 models, regular marvels of luxury. Lorilleux, however, chuckled. He was very vain at 
 working gold; he saw a kind of reflection of it on his fingers and all over his person. He 
 said that in olden times jewellers used often to wear swords; and he ignorantly alluded to 
 Bernard Palissy. Coupeau talked of a weather-cock, a work of art that one of his comrades 
 had made ; it consisted of a column, above which came a sheaf, then a basket of fruit, and 
 then a flag ; the whole was very natural and made with nothing but pieces of zinc 
 soldered together. Madame Lerat showed Bibi-the-Smoker how to make the stalk of an 
 artificial rose, as she turned the handle of her knife between her bony fingers. Meanwhile 
 the voices rose, and mingled. Amidst the hubbub one could hear some words uttered very 
 loud by Madame Fauconnier, who was complaining of her work-girls, especially of a little 
 slattern of an apprentice who, the day before, had let. a pair of sheets burn. 
 
 " You may talk," cried Lorilleux, banging his fist down on the table, " but gold is gold." 
 
 And, in the rnidst of the silence caused by the statement of this fact, the only sound 
 heard was Mademoiselle Remanjou's shrill voice continuing : 
 
 " Then I turn up the skirt and stitch it inside. I stick a pin in the head to keep 
 the cap on, and that's all ; and they are sold for thirteen sous a-piece." 
 
 She was explaining how she dressed her dolls to My-Boots, whose jaws were working 
 slowly like grindstones. He did not listen, though he kept nodding his head, but looked 
 after the waiters to prevent them removing any of the dishes he had not cleaued out. 
 There had been some stewed veal and French beans ; and now they were serving the 
 roast, two skinny chickens lying on a bed of faded watercresses aud cooked in the oven. 
 Outside, the sun was setting behind the high branches of the acacias. In the room the 
 greenish reflection was thickening with the fumes that rose from the table, stained all over 
 with wine and gravy, and covered with a pell-mell of crockery, glasses, knives and forks ; and 
 along the wall, dirty plates and empty bottles looked liked so much rubbish swept and 
 shaken from the cloth. It was very warm. The men took off" their coats and continued 
 eating in their shirt-sleeves. 
 
 " Madame Boche, please don't, let them stuff so much,'' said Gervaise, who spoke but 
 little, and who was watching Claude and Etienne from a distance. 
 
 She got up from her seat, and went and talked for a minute behind the little ones' 
 chairs. Children did not reason ; they would eat all day long without refusing a single 
 thing ; and then she herself helped them to some chicken, a little of the breast. But 
 mother Coupeau said - they might, just for once in a way, risk an attack of indigestion. 
 Madame Boche, in a low voice, accused Boche of pinching Madame Lerat's knees. Oh, 
 he was a sly dog, and he tippled. She had certainly seen his hand disappear. If he did 
 it again, drat him ! she wouldn't hesitate shying a water-bottle at his head. In the 
 partial silence, M. Madinier was talking politics. 
 
 " Their law of May 31 is an abominable one. Now you must reside in a place for 
 two years. Three millions of citizens are struck off the lists. I've been told that 
 Bonaparte is, in reality, very much annoyed, for he loves the people ; he has given them 
 proofs." 
 
 He was a republican ; but he admired the prince on account of his uncle, a man the 
 like of whom would never be seen again. Bibi-the-Smoker flew into a passion. He had 
 worked at the Elyse'e ; he had seen Bonaparte just as he saw My-Boots in front of him 
 over there. Well, that muff of a president was just like a jackass, that was all ! It 
 was said that he was going to travel about iu the direction of Lyons ; it would be a 
 precious good riddance of bad rubbish if he fell into some hole, and broke his neck. But, 
 as the discussion was becoming too heated, Coupeau had to interfere. 
 
 " Ah, well ! how simple you all are to quarrel about politics. Politics are all humbug ! 
 Do such things exist for us 1 Let there be no matter who, a king, an emperor, no one 
 at all, it won't prevent me earning my five francs a day, and eating, and sleeping; isn't 
 that so? No, it's too stupid !" 
 
 Lorilleux shook his head. He was born on the same day as the Count de Chambord, 
 the 29th of September, 1820. He was greatly struck with this coincidence, indulging 
 
THE "ASSOMMOIR." 55 
 
 himself in a vague dream, in which he established a connection between the king's return to 
 France and his own private fortunes. He never said exactly what he was expecting, but lie 
 led people to suppose that when that time arrived something extraordinarily agreeable 
 would happen to him. So whenever he had a wish too great to be gratified, he would 
 put it off to another time, when the king came back. 
 
 " Besides." observed be, " 1 saw the Count de Chambord one evening." 
 
 Every face was turned towards him. 
 
 " It's quite true. A stout man, in an overcoat, and with a good-natured air. I was 
 nt Pequignot's, one of my friends who deals in furniture in the Grande Rue de la Chapelle. 
 The Count de Chambord had forgotten his umbrella there the day before ; so he came in, 
 and just simply said, like this: 'Will you please return me my umbrella?' Well, 
 yes, it was him ; Pequignot gave me his word of honour it was." 
 
 Not one of the guests suggested the smallest doubt. They had now arrived at the 
 dessert. The waiters were clearing the table with a great clattering of crockery ; and 
 Madame Lorilleux, who until then had behaved in a most lady-like manner, allowed a " dirty 
 beast " to escape from her, because one of the waiters had spilt something down her neck as . 
 he removed a dish. Her silk dress was most certainly stained. M. Madinier was obliged 
 to look at her back, and he declared there was nothing the matter. Now, in the middle 
 of the table, rose a salad-bowl full of frosted eggs, flanked by two plates of cheese and 
 two plates of fruit. The frosted eggs, with the whites over-cooked and floating on the yellow 
 cream, set every one meditating ; they had not been anticipated, so that they produced a 
 very agreeable impression. My-Boots was still eating. He had asked for another loaf. He 
 finished what there was of the cheese ; and, as there was some cream left, he had the salad- 
 bowl passed to him, into which he sliced some large pieces of bread as though for a 
 soup. 
 
 " The gentleman is really remarkable," said M. Madinier, again giving way to his 
 admiration. 
 
 Then the men rose up to get their pipes. , They stood for a moment behind My-Boots, 
 patting him on the back, and asking him if he felt better. Bibi-the-Smoker lifted him\| 
 up in his chair ; but, Jove's thunder ! the animal had doubled in weight. Coupeau, for al 
 joke, stated that his comrade was only just fairly settling down to work, that he would go 
 on eating like that all through the night. The terrified waiters beat a hasty retreat. 
 Boche, who had just before gone downstairs, came back relating the awful face that the 
 landlord was making over it : he was looking as pale as death behind his bar. His wife, 
 in a state of consternation, had sent out to see if the bakers' were still open ; even the c.it 
 at the fire-side looked as though ruin was staring it in the face. Really, it was too comic ; 
 it was worth the money of the dinner ; no pic-nic of that sort would be complete without that 
 swallow-all, My-Boots. And the men, smoking their pipes, watched him with jealous looks ; 
 for after all, to be able to eat so much, he must be a precious strong fellow ! 
 
 " I wouldn't care to be obliged to support you," said Madame Gaudron. " Ah, no ; you 
 may take my word for that ! " 
 
 " I say, little mother, no jokes," replied My-Boots, casting a side-glance at his neighbour's- 
 rotund figure. " You've swallowed more than I have." 
 
 The others applauded, shouting " Bravo ! " — it was well answered. It was now pitch 
 dark outside, three gas-jets were flaring in the room, diffusing dim rays in the midst .of 
 the tobacco-smoke. The waiters, after serving the coffee and the brandy, had removed 
 the last piles of dirty plates. Down below, banenth the three acacias, dancing had 
 commenced, a cornet-a-piston and two fiddles playing very loud, and mingling in the warm 
 night air with the rather hoarse laughter of women. 
 
 ' " We must have a punch ! " cried My-Boots ; " two quarts of brandy, lots of lemon, and 
 a little sugar." 
 
 But Coupeau, seeing the anxious look on Gervaise's face in front of him, got up from 
 the table, declaring that there should be no more drink. They had emptied twenty-five 
 quarts, a quart and a half to each person, counting the children as grown-up people ; that 
 was already too much. They bad had a feed together in good fellowship, and without 
 ceremony, because they esteemed one another, and wished to celebrate the event of the day 
 amongst themselves. All had gone off very pleasantly. They were gay, and they must 
 not go and get beastly drunk if they wished to respect the ladies-. In a word, and finally, 
 they had met together to drink the health of the newly-married couple, and not to become 
 regularly scammered. This little speech, spoken in a determined tone of voice by the zinc- 
 
5fi THE "ASSOMMOIR. ' 
 
 worker, who placed his hand on his breast at the end of every sentence, was warmly approved 
 by Lorilleux and M. Madinier. But the others — Boche, Gaudron, Bibi-the-Srnoker, and 
 especially My-Boots, all four very much on^only jeered, speaking thick, and feeling a 
 confounded thirst, which they must water at any cost. 
 
 " Those -who're thirsty are thirsty, and those who aren't thirsty aren't thirst}-,'' 
 remarked My-Boots. " Therefore, we'll order the punch. No dne need take offence. The 
 aristocrats can drink sugar-and-water." 
 
 And as the zinc- worker commenced another sermon, the other, who had risen on his legs, 
 gave himself a slap, exclaiming : 
 
 " Come, let's have no more of that, my boy ! Waiter, two quarts of your best ! " 
 
 So Coupeau said very well, only they would settle for the dinner at once. It would 
 prevent any disputes. The well-behaved people did not want to pay for the drunkards ; 
 and it just happened that My-Boots, after searching in his pockets for a long time, could 
 only produce three francs and seven sous. Well, why had they made him wait all that 
 time on the Koute de Saint-Denis 1 He could not let himself be drowned, and so he had 
 broken into his five-franc piece. It was the fault of the others, that was all ! He ended 
 by giving the three francs, keeping the seven sous for his morrow's tobacco. Coupeau, who 
 was furious, would have knocked him over, had not Gervaise, greatly frightened, pulled 
 him by his coat, and begged him to keep cool. He decided to borrow the two francs of 
 Lorilleux, who, after refusiug them, lent them on the sly, for his wife would never have 
 consented to his doing so. 
 
 M. Madinier went round with a plate. The spinster and the ladies who were alone — 
 Madame Lerat, Madame Fauconnier, Mademoiselle Bemanjou — discreetly placed their 
 five-franc pieces in it the first. Then the gentlemen went to the other end of the room, 
 and made up the accounts. They were fifteen ; it amounted therefore to seventy-five 
 francs. When the seventy-five francs were in the plate, each man added five sous for the 
 waiters. It took a quarter of an hour of laborious calculations before everything was 
 settled to the general satisfaction. 
 
 But when M. Madinier, who wished to deal direct with the landlord, had got him to 
 step up, the whole party became lost in astonishment on hearing him say with a smile that 
 there was still something due to him. There were some extras ; and, as the word " extras " 
 was greeted with angry exclamations, he entered into details : — Twenty-five quarts of 
 wine, instead of twenty, the number agreed upon beforehand ; the frosted eggs, which he 
 had added, as the dessert was rather scanty ; finally, a quarter of a bottle of rum, served 
 with the coffee, in case any one preferred rum. Then a formidable quarrel ensued. Coupeau, 
 who was appealed to, protested agaiust everything ; he had never mentioned twenty 
 quarts ; as for the frosted eggs, they were included in the dessert, so much the worse for 
 the landlord if he chose to add them without being asked to do so. There remained the 
 rum, a mere nothing, just a mode of increasing the bill by puttjng on the table spirits that 
 no one thought auything about. 
 
 ' : It was on the tray with the coffee,'' he cried ; " therefore it goes with the coffee. Go 
 to the deuce ■ Take your money, and never again will we set foot in your den ! " 
 
 " It's six francs more," repeated the landlord. " Pay me my six francs ; and with all 
 that I haven't counted the four loaves that gentleman ate!" 
 
 The whole party, pressing forward, surrounded him with furious gestures and a 
 yelping of voices choking with rage. The women especially threw aside all reserve, and 
 refused to add another centime. Ah, well, thank you! it was a pretty wedding party! 
 Mademoiselle Remanj ou would never again mix herself up in anything of the sort ! Madame ' 
 Fauconnier had dined very badly indeed ; at home, for a couple of francs, she could have 
 had a delicious little meal. Madame Gaudron complained bitterly of having been 
 placed at the bad end of the table, next to My-Boots, who had not shown her the least 
 attention. In short, those sort of parties always wound up badly. When one wanted to 
 have friends at one's wedding, one should pay all expenses ! And Gervaise, who had taken 
 refuge behind mother Coupeau, in front of one of the windows, said nothing, but was full 
 of shame, feeling that all those recriminations were directed at her. 
 
 M. Madinier ended by going down with the landlord. One could hear them arguing 
 below. Then, when half an hour had gone by, the cardboard box manufacturer returned ; 
 b.3 had settled the matter by giving three francs. But tho party continued annoyed and 
 exasperated, constantly returning to the question of the extras. And the uproar increased 
 from an act of vigour on Madame Boche's part. She had kept an eye on Boche, and at 
 
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 length detected him squeezing Madame Lerat round the waist in a corner. Then, with 
 all her strength, she flung a water bottle, which smashed against the wall. 
 
 " One can easily see that your husband's a tailor, madame," said the tall widow, with 
 a curl of the lip, full of a double meaning. " He's a petticoat measurer, Al. Yet I gave 
 him some pretty hard kicks under the table." 
 
 The harmony of the evening was altogether upset. Every one became more and more 
 ill-tempered. M. Madinier suggested some singing, but Bibi-the-Smoker, who had a fine 
 voice, had disappeared some time before ; and Mademoiselle Kemanjou, who was leaning 
 out of the window, caught sight of him under the acacias, swinging round a big girl like 
 
 a teetotum, while the cornet-a-piston and the two fiddles were playing the " Mustard 
 Dealer." Then, there was a general breaking up of the wedding party : My-Boots and the 
 two Gaudrons went down; Boche sneaked off. From the windows, the couples dancing round 
 could be seen through the leaves, to which the lanterns hung amongst the branches gave 
 the formal green-paint hue of scenery on the stage. The night was peaceful, and without a 
 breeze, whilst the heat gave one a feeling of faintness. In the dining-room, M. Madinier 
 and Lorilleux were engaged in serious conversation, whilst the ladies, no longer knowing 
 how to give vent to their ill-humour, were examining their dresses, trying to discover if 
 they had got at all stained. 
 
 Madame Lerat's fringe looked as though it had been soused in the coffee. Madame 
 Fauconnier's chintz dress was full of gravy. Mother Coupeau's green shawl, fallen from 
 off a chair, was discovered in a corner, rolled up and trodden upon. But it was Madame 
 Lorilleux especially who became more ill-tempered still. She had a stain on the back of 
 her dress ; it was useless for the others to declare that she had not — she felt it. And, 
 by twisting herself about in front of a looking-glass, she ended by catching a glimpse 
 of it. 
 
 "What did I say?" cried she. " It's gravy from the fowl. The waiter shall pay for 
 the dress. I will bring an action against him. Ah ! this is a fit ending to such a day. 
 I should have done better to have stayed in bed. To begin with, I'm off. I've had 
 enough of their wretched wedding ! " 
 
 And she left the room in a rage, causing the staircase to shake beneath her heavy footsteps. 
 Lorilleux ran after her. But all she would consent to was that she would wait five minutes 
 on the pavement outside, if he wanted them to go off together. She ought to have left 
 directly after the storm, as she wished to do. She would make Coupeau smart for that day. 
 When the latter heard she was in such a passion, he seemed quite dismayed ; and Gervaise, 
 to save him any unpleasantness, consented to go home at once. Then they all hastily 
 embraced each other. M. Madinier undertook to see mother Coupeau home. For that 
 first night, Madame Boche was to take Claude and Etienne to sleep at her place ; their 
 mother might be quite easy, the little ones were sleeping heavily on some chairs with bad 
 stomach-aches from the frosted eggs. As the newly-married couple were starting off with 
 
60 THE "ASSOMMOIR." 
 
 the Lorilleux, leaving the rest of the guests at the wine-shop, a battle commenced down be- 
 low in the dancing place between their party and another one ; Boche and My- Boots, 
 who had kissed a lady, would not give her up to two soldiers to whom she belonged, and 
 threatened to clear out the whole place, amidst the maddening noise of the cornet-a-piston 
 and the two fiddles playing the " Pearl " polka. 
 
 It was scarcely eleven o'clock. On the Boulevard de la Chapelle, and in the entire '; 
 neighbourhood of the Goutte-d'Or, the fortnight's pay, which fell due on that Saturday," 
 produced an enormous drunken uproar. Madame Lorilleux was waiting beneath a gas-lamp 
 about twenty paces from the " Silver Windmill." She took her husband's arm, and walked 
 on in front without looking round, at such a rate, that Gervaise and Coupeau got quite 
 out of breath in trying -to keep up with them. Now and again they stepped off the pave- 
 ment to leave room for some drunkard who had fallen there. Lorilleux looked back, en- 
 deavouring to make things pleasant. 
 
 " We will see you as far as your door," said he. 
 
 But Madame Lorilleux, raising her voice, thought it a funny thing to spend one's wed- 
 ding night in such a filthy hole as the H6tel Boncceur. Ought they not to have put their 
 marriage off, and have saved a few sous to buy some furniture, so as to have had a home 
 of their own on the first night? Ah! they would be comfortable, right up under 
 the roof, packed into a little closet, at ten francs a month, where there was not even the 
 slightest air. 
 
 " I've given notice, we're not going to use the room up at the top of the house," timidly 
 interposed Coupeau. "We keep Gervaise's room, which is larger." 
 
 Madame Lorilleux forgot herself, she turned abruptly round. 
 
 " That's worse than all !" cried she. " You're going to sleep in the Hobbler's room !" 
 
 Gervaise became quite pale. This nickname, which she received full in the face for the 
 first time, fell on her like a blow. And she fully understood, too, her sisterTin-law's ex- 
 clamation : the Hobbler's room was the room in which she had lived for a month with 
 Lantier, where the shreds of her past life still hung about. Coupeau did not understand 
 this, but merely felt hurt at the nickname. 
 
 "You do wrong to christen others," replied he angrily. "You don't know, perhaps, 
 that in the neighbourhood thoy call you Cow's-Tail, because of your hair. There, that 
 doesn't please you, does it ? Why should we not keep the room on the first floor ? To- 
 night the children won't sleep there, and we shall be very comfortable." 
 
 Madame Lorilleux added nothing further, but retired into her dignity, horribly annoyed 
 at being called Cow's-Tail. Coupeau, to console Gervaise, gently squeezed her arm; and 
 he even succeeded in making her smile, by telling herin a whisper that they started on their 
 married life with exactly seven sous — three big ones and a little one, which he shook to- 
 gether in his trouser pocket. When they reached the H6tel Boncoaur, the two couples 
 wished each other good-night, with an angry air ; and as Coupeau pushed the two women 
 into each other's arms, calling them a couple of ninnies, a drunken fellow, who seemed 
 to want to go to the right, suddenly slipped to the left and came tumbling between 
 them. 
 
 " Why, it's old Bazouge ! " said Lorilleux. " He's had his fill to-day." 
 
 Gervaise, frightened, squeezed up against the door of the hotel. Old Bazouge, an 
 undertaker's mute of some fifty years of age, had his black trousers all stained with mud, 
 his black cape hooked on to his shoulder, and his black leather hat knocked in by some 
 tumble he had met with. 
 
 " Don't be afraid, he isn't spiteful," continued Lorilleux. " He's a neighbour of 
 ours — the third room in the passage before us. He would find himself in a nice, mess if 
 his people were to see him like this ! " 
 
 Old Bazouge, however, felt offended at the young woman's evident terror. 
 
 " Well, what ! " hiccoughed he, " we ain't going to eat any one. I'm as good as 
 another, any day, my little woman. No doubt I've had a drop ! When work's plentiful 
 one must grease the wheels. It's not you, nor your friends, who would have carried down 
 the stiffun of forty-seven stone whom I and a pal brought from the fourth floor to the 
 pavement, and without smashing him too. I like jolly people." 
 
 But Gervaise retreated further into the doorway, seized with a longing to cry, which j 
 spoilt her day of sober-minded joy. She no longer thought of kissing her sister-in-law, she 
 implored Coupeau to get rid of the drunkard. Then Bazouge, as he stumbled about,, 
 made a gesture full of philosophical disdain. , ""^ 
 
THE " ASSOMMOIK. 
 
 i " That won't prevent your passing through our hands, my little woman. You'll per- 
 haps be glad to do so, one of these days. Yes, I know some women who'd be much ob- 
 liged if we did carry 'em off." 
 
 And, as Lorilleux led him away, he turned round, and stuttered out a last sentence, 
 between two hiccoughs. 
 
 " When one cocks one's toes — listen to this — when one cocks one's toes, it's for a lono- 
 time." ° 
 
CHAPTER IV. 
 
 Then followed four years of hard work. In the neighbourhood, Gervaise and Coupcau had 
 the reputation of being a happy couple, living in retirement, without quarrels, and taking 
 a short walk regularly every Sunday, in the direction of Saint-Ouen. The wife worked 
 twelve hours a day at Madame Fauconnier's, and still found means to keep their lodging 
 as clean and bright as a new coined sou, and to prepare the meals for all her little family, 
 morning and evening. The husband never got drunk, brought his wages home every fort- 
 night, and smoked a pipe at his window in the evening, to get a breath of fresh air before 
 going to bed. They were frequently alluded to on account of their nice, pleasant ways ; 
 and, as between them they earned close upon nine francs a day, it was reckoned that they 
 were able to put by a good deal of money. 
 
 But, during the earlier days especially, they had to work exceedingly hard to make both 
 ends meet. Their marriage had burdened them with a debt of two hundred francs. Then, 
 too, they abhorred the H6tel Boncceur. They thought it a disgusting place, full of un- 
 pleasant recollections, and they dreamed of having a home of their own, with their own 
 furniture which they could take care of. Twenty times they had reckoned up the sum of 
 money that would be necessary. It amounted in round figures to three hundred and fifty 
 francs, if they wished to have sufficient accommodation for putting their things away, as 
 well as pots and pans handy whenever they required them. They were despairing of being 
 able to save so large a sum in less than two years, when they met with a piece of good 
 luck. An old gentleman of Plassans asked them to let him have Claude, the elder of 
 the little ones, to send to the college there. It was the generous whim of an original an 
 amateur of paintings, who had been deeply struck by some figures the youngster had 
 sketched in former days. Claude was already costing them a great deal. Wh'en they 
 only had the younger brother, Etienne, to keep, they were able to put by the three 
 hundred and fifty francs in seven months and a half. The day when they bought their 
 furniture at a second-hand dealer's of the Rue Belhomme, they went for a short walk along 
 the exterior Boulevards before returning home, their hearts filled with a great joy. There 
 were a bedstead, a chest of drawers with a marble top, a wardrobe, a round table with an 
 American cloth cover, and six chairs, all in old mahogany — without counting the bedding, 
 the linen, and the kitchen utensils, which were almost new. It was like a serious and 
 definite entrance into life with them — something which, in making them owners of pro- , 
 perty, gave them a certain importance in the midst of the well-to-do people of the neigh- » 
 bourhood. & 
 
 For two months past they had been busy seeking some apartments. At first, they." 
 wanted above everything to hire these in the big house of the Rue de la Goutte-d'Or. But 
 there was not a single room to let there ; so that they had to relinquish their old dream. 
 To tell the truth, Gervaise was rather glad in her heart : the neighbourhood of the Loril-. 
 leux, almost door to door, frightened her immensely. Then, they looked about else- 
 where. Coupeau, very properly, did not wish to be far from Madame Fauconnier's, so that 
 Gervaise could easily run home at any hour of the day. And at length they met with 
 exactly what suited them, a large room with a small closet and a kitchen, in the Bue 
 Neuve de la Goutte-d'Or, almost opposite the laundress's. It was a small house with only 
 a single storey, reached by a very steep staircase, at the top of which there were only two t 
 lodgings, one to the right and the other to the left ; the ground floor was occupied by 
 a job-master, who had his stock-in-trade in some stables and. coach-houses in a vast cunrfc- 
 yard adjoining the street. The delighted young woman almost fancied herself back.agaii>'" 
 in the country ; no neighbours, no gossip to fear, a little . quiet corner which reminded 
 her of an alley at Plassans, behind the ramparts ' u . and, ,to crown her good luck, by 
 stretching her neck, she could see her window from her ironing table without leavin"- her 
 work. 
 
 They took possession of their new abode at the April quarter. Gervaise was then eight 
 
 months pregnant. But she showed great courage, saying with a laugh that the child 
 
 helped her when she worked ; she felt its little hands pushing her and giving her 
 
 strength. Ah, well ! she just laughed»<&t CouDeau whenever he wanted her to lie down 
 
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THE "ASSOMMOIR." 63 
 
 and rest herself ! She would take to her bed when the great pains came on. That would 
 be quite soon enough ; for now that there was going to be one more mouth to feed they 
 must not be idle. And it was she who cleaned the place out before helping her husband 
 to put the furniture in its proper places. She had quite a religious regard for the things, 
 dusting them with maternal care, and her heart breaking at the sight of the least scratch. 
 She stood still in a state of dismay, as though she had struck herself, whenever she 
 knocked against them whilst sweeping. The chest of drawers was especially dear to her; 
 she thought it beautiful and solid, and that it had a serious look about it. A dream, of 
 which she dare not speak, was to have a clock to stand in the centre of the marble slab, 
 where it would produce a magnificent effect. Had it not been for the baby that was com- 
 ing, she would perhaps have risked buying the clock. However, she sighed and put off doing 
 so till later on. 
 
 The couple were thoroughly enchanted with their new home. Etienne's bed occupied 
 the small closet, where there was still room to put another child's crib. The kitchen was 
 a very tiny affair and as dark as night, but, by leaving the door wide open, one could just 
 manage to see ; besides, Gervaise had not to cook meals for thirty people, all she wanted 
 was room to make her soup. As for the large room, it was their pride. The first thing 
 in the morning, they drew the curtains of the alcove, white calico curtains ; and the room 
 was thus transformed into a dining-room, with the table in the centre, and the wardrobe 
 and the chest of drawers facing each other. As the grate burned as much as fifteen sous' 
 worth of coal a day, they closed it up ; and a little cast-iron stove, placed on the marble 
 hearthstone, kept them warm during the coldest weather for seven sous. Then, Coupeau 
 decorated the walls as best he could, projecting various embellishments; a tall engraving, 
 representing a marshal of France caracoling with his baton in his hand between a cannon 
 and a heap of cannon-balls, occupied the place of a looking-glass; some family photographs 
 were hung in two rows over the chest of drawers, on either side of a little old gilded china 
 holy-water fount, in which some matches were kept ; on the top of the wardrobe, close to 
 the wooden clock, to the ticking of which they seemed to be listening, a bust of Pascal 
 paired with a bust of Beranger, the one looking grave, the other smiling. It was really a 
 pretty room. 
 
 " Guess how much we pay here 1 " Gervaise would ask of every visitor she had. 
 
 And whenever they guessed too high a sum, she triumphed and delighted at being so 
 well suited for such a little money, cried : 
 
 " One hundred and fifty francs, not a sou more ! Isn't it almost like having it for 
 nothing 1" 
 
 The Rue Neuve de la Goutte-d'Or was itself a good part of the cause of their content- 
 ment. Gervaise lived in it, going incessantly backwards and forwards between her home 
 and Madame Fauconnier's. Coupeau would now go down, of an evening, and smoke his 
 pipe on the door-step. The street was a steep uneven one, and without any side pave- 
 ments. At the top, near the Rue de la Goutte-d'Or, there were some dismal-looking shops 
 with dirty windows, cobblers, coopers, a miserable grocer's, and the establishment of a wine- 
 dealer who had become bankrupt, the shutters of which had been up for weeks and were 
 becoming covered with placards. At the other end, towards Paris, houses of four storeys 
 hid the view of the sky, the ground floors mostly occupied by laundresses, all of a heap, 
 one close to another; one shop-front alone, that of a small barber, painted green and full 
 of delicate-coloured little bottles, enlivened this gloomy corner with the sparkle of its sign 
 — two brass dishes, always shining. But the liveliest part of the street was in the middle, 
 where the buildings, not being so numerous nor so high, admitted the air and the sunshine. 
 The job-master's stables, the manufactory next door where they made seltzer water, the 
 wash-house opposite, gave a large quiet open space in which the smothered voices of the 
 women washing and the regular puffing of the steam-engine seemed to still more increase 
 the peacefulness. Low plots of ground, alleys bordered by black walls, gave the place the 
 appearance of a village. And Coupeau, amused by the rare passers-by who stepped over 
 the constantly flowing stream of soapy water, said that it reminded him of somewhere in 
 the country where one of his uncles had taken him, when he was five years old. Ger- 
 vaise's joy was a tree planted in a courtyard to the left of her window, an acacia with 
 a 'Single branch, the scanty green foliage of which sufficed for the charm of the entire 
 street. 
 
 It was on the last day of April that the young woman was confined. The pains came 
 on in the afternoon, towards four o'clock, as she was ironing a pair of curtains at Madame 
 
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G4 THE "ASSOMMOIR." 
 
 Fauconnier's. She would not go home at once, but remained there wriggling about on a 
 clmir, and continuing her ironing every time the pain allowed her to do so ; the curtains 
 were wanted quickly and she obstinately made a point of finishing, them. Besides, perhaps 
 after all it was only a colic; it would never do to be frightened by a bit of a stomach-ache. 
 But as she was talking of starting on some shirts, she became quite pale. She was obliged 
 to leave the workshop, and cross the street, doubled in two, holding on to the walls. One 
 of the workwomen offered to accompany her ; she declined, but begged her to go instead for 
 the midwife, close by, in the Rue de la Charbonniere. The house was not on fire, theie was 
 no need to make a fuss. She would be like that no doubt all through the night. It was 
 not going to prevent her getting Coupeau's dinner ready as soon as she was indoors ; then, 
 she might perhaps lie down on the bed a little, but without undressing herself. On the 
 staircase, she was seized with such a violent pain, that she was obliged to sit down on one 
 of the stairs ; and she pressed her two fists against her mouth to prevent herself from 
 crying out, for she would have been ashamed to have been found there by any man, had 
 one come up. The pain passed away; she was able to open her door, feeling relieved, and 
 thinking that she had decidedly been mistaken. That evening she was going to make a 
 stew with some neck chops. All went well whilst she peeled the potatoes. The chops were 
 cooking in a saucepan, when the labour pains returned. She mixed the gravy as she 
 stamped about in front of the stove, almost blinded with her tears. If she was going to 
 have a baby, that was no reason why Coupeau should be kept without his dinner. At 
 length the stew began to simmer on a fire covered with cinders. She returned into the 
 room, and thought she would have time to lay the cloth at one end of the table. But 
 she was obliged to put down the bottle of wine very quickly ; she no longer had 
 strength to reach the bed; she fell prostrate, and her baby was born on the floor, on a 
 mat. When the midwife arrived, a quarter of an hour later, it was there that she was 
 delivered. 
 
 The zinc-worker was still employed at the hospital. Gervaise would not have him dis- 
 turbed. When he came home at seven o'clock, he found her in bed, well-covered up, 
 looking very pale on the pillow, and the child crying, swathed in a shawl at it's mother's 
 feet. 
 
 " Ah, my poor wife ! " said Coupeau kissing Gervaise. " And I was joking only an 
 hour ago, whilst you were crying with pain ! I say, you don't make much fuss about it — 
 the time to sneeze and it's all over." 
 
 She smiled faintly ; then she murmured : " It's a girl." 
 
 "Exactly!" resumed the zinc-worker, joking so as to enliven her, " I ordered a girl f 
 Well, now I've got what I wanted ! You do everything I wish ! " And, taking the child 
 up in his arms, he continued: "Let's have a look at you, Miss Malkin ! You've got a 
 very black little mug. It'll get whiter, never fear. You must be good, never run about 
 the streets, and grow up sensible like your papa and mamma." 
 
 Gervaise looked at her daughter very seriously, with wide open eyes, slowly over- 
 shadowed with sadness. She shook her head ; she would have preferred a boy, because 
 boys always pull through somehow or other, and do not run so mauy risks in Paris. 
 The midwife had to take the baby away from Coupeau. She also forbade Gervaise to 
 speak ; it was quite bad -enough that so much noise was made round about her. Then the 
 zinc-worker said that he must tell the news to mother Coupeau and the Lorilleux, but- he 
 was dying with hunger, he must first of all have his dinner. It was a great worry to the 
 invalid to see him have to wait on himself, run to the kitchen for the stew, eat it out of 
 a soup plate, and not be able to find the bread. In spite of being told not to do so, she- 
 bewailed her condition, and fidgeted about in her bed. It was stupid of her not to have- 
 managed to set the cloth, the colic had laid her on her back like a blow from a bludgeon. 
 Her poor old man would not think it kind of her to be nursing herself up there whilst he 
 was dining so badly. At least, were the potatoes cooked enough 1 She no longer remem- 
 bered whether she had put salt to them. 
 
 " Keep quiet ! " cried the midwife. 
 
 " Ah ! it's no use your trying to prevent her worrying herself ! " said Coupeau with his 1 
 mouth full. " If you were not there, I'd bet she'd get up to cut my bread. Keep on 
 your back, you big goose ! You mustn't move about, otherwise it'll be a fortnight before 
 you'll be able to stand on your legs. Your stew's very good. Madame will eat some with 
 me. Won't you, madame 1 " 
 
 The midwife declined ; but she was willing to accept a glass of wine, because it had 
 
MOTHER COUPEAU, MADAME LERAT, AND THE LORILLEUX, VISITING GERVAISE AFTER HER 
 
 CONFINEMENT. 
 
 P. 67 
 
THE " ASSOMMOIR." 6? 
 
 upset her, said she, to find the wretched woman with the baby on the mat. Coupeau at 
 length went off to tell the news to his relations. Half an hour later he returned with nil 
 of them., mother Coupeau, the Lorilleux, and Madame Lerat, whom he had met at the 
 latter's. The Lorilleux, in the face of the couple's prosperity, had become very amiable, 
 making the most flattering remarks about Gervaise, accompanied, however, by little re- 
 strictive gestures, nods of the head, and peculiar looks, as though to adjourn their real 
 judgment. In short they knew what they knew; only they would not go against the 
 opinion of the whole neighbourhood. 
 
 " I've brought you the whole gang! " cried Coupeau. " It can't be helped ! they wanted 
 to see you. Don't open your mouth, it's forbidden. They'll stop there, and look at you, 
 without ceremony, you know. As for me, I'm going to make them some coffee, and some 
 of the right sort ! " 
 
 He disappeared into the kitchen. Mother Coupeau, after kissing Gervaise, became 
 amazed at the child's size. The two other women also embraced the invalid on her cheeks. 
 And all three, standing before the bed, commented with divers exclamations on the details 
 of the confinement — a most remarkable confinement, just like having a tooth drawn, nothing 
 more. Madame Lerat examined the little one all over, declared that she was well formed, 
 and even added, mysteriously, that she would become a wonderful woman ; and, as she 
 considered that her head was too pointed, she began to press it gently, in spite of its cries, 
 so as to make it rounder. Madame Lorilleux in a passion snatched the infant from her: it 
 was sufficient to give a creature every vice imaginable, to mess it about like that, when its 
 skull was so tender. Then, she tried to find w,ho the baby resembled. They nearly all 
 quarrelled over that. Lorilleux, who was stretching his neck in between the women, re- 
 peated that the little one was not a bit like Coupeau ; perhaps the nose was slightly like 
 his, but only very little! She was nearly the image of her mother, with 'somebody else's 
 eyes though ; those eyes certainly did not belong to their family. 
 
 Coupeau, however, had failed to reappear. One could hear him in the kitchen strug- 
 gling with the grate and the coffee-pot. Gervaise was worrying herself frightfully ; it was 
 not the proper thing for a man to make coffee ; and she called out and told him what to 
 do, without listening to the midwife's energetic "hush!" 
 
 " Here we are ! " said Coupeau, entering with the coffee-pot in his hand. " Didn't I 
 just have a bother with it ! It all went wrong on purpose ! Now we'll drink out of glasses, 
 won't we? because you know, the cups are still at the shop." 
 
 They seated themselves round the table, and the zinc- worker insisted on pouring out 
 the coffee himself. It smelt very strong, it was none of that weak stuff. When the mid- 
 wife liad sipped her's up, she went off; everything was going on nicely, she was not re- 
 quired. If the young woman did not pass a good uight, they were to send for her on the 
 morrow. She was scarcely down the staircase, when Madame Lorilleux called her a glutton 
 and a good-for-nothing. She put four lumps of sugar in her coffee, and charged fifteen 
 francs for leaving you with your baby all by yourself. But Coupeau took her part; he 
 would willingly fork out the fifteen francs. After all, those sort of women spent their youth 
 in. studying, they were right to charge a good price. Then Lorilleux had a dispute with 
 Madame Lerat. He pretended that, to have a boy, you must turn the head of your bed- 
 stead towards the north ; whilst she shrugged her shoulders, calling it a childish idea, and 
 giving another recipe, which consisted in hiding under the mattress a bundle of green 
 stinging nettles gathered when the sun was upon them, without letting your wife know of 
 it. They had pushed the table close up to the bed, and until ten o'clock, Gervaise, over- 
 come little by little with an immense fatigue, remained smiling and stupid, her head turned 
 sideways on the pillow ; she saw, she heard, but she no longer found strength to make a 
 gesture nor to utter a word ; she seemed to be dead, of a very gentle death, from the 
 depths of which she felt happy at seeing the others alive. Now and again the little 
 ime uttered a faint cry, in the midst of the loud voices, of the interminable opinions 
 on a murder committed the day before in the Rue du Bon-Puits, at the other end of La 
 Chapelle. 
 
 Then, as the visitors were thinking of leaving, they spoke of the christening. The 
 Lorilleux had promised to be godfather and godmother ; they looked very glum over the 
 matter. However, if they had not been asked to stand they would have felt rather pecu- 
 liar. Coupeau did not see any need for christening the little one ; it certainly would not 
 procure her an income of ten thousand francs, and besides she might catch a cold from it. 
 The les'~""i>ne had to do with priests the better. But mother Coupeau called him a heathen. 
 
68 THE " ASSOMMOIR." 
 
 The Lorilleux, without going and eating consecrated bread in church, plumed themselves 
 on their religious sentiments. 
 
 " It shall be next Sunday, if you like,'' said the chain-maker. 
 
 And Gervaise having consented by a nod, every one kissed her and told her to take 
 great care of herself. They also wished the baby good-bye. Each one went and leant over 
 the little trembling body with smiles and loving words as though she were able to 
 understand. They called her Nana, the pet name for Anna, which was her godmother's 
 name. 
 
 " Good night, Nana. Come, be a good girl, Nana." 
 
 When they had at length gone off, Coupeau drew his chair close up to the bed and 
 finished his pipe, holding Gervaise's hand in his. He smoked slowly, deeply affected, and 
 uttering sentences between the puffs. 
 
 " Well, old woman, they've made your head ache, haven't they 1 You see, I couldn't 
 prevent them coming. After all, it shows their friendship. But we're better alone, aren't 
 we t I wanted to be alone, like this, with you. It has seemed such a long evening to me ! 
 Poor little thing, she's had a lot to go through ! Those shrimps, when they come into the 
 world, have no idea of the pain they cause. Where is the poor little body, that I may 
 kiss it?" 
 
 He gently slid one of his big hands under her back, and drawing her towards him, he 
 kissed the sheet, fuil of a coarse man's tenderness for that still suffering fecundity. He 
 asked her if he hurt her, he would have wished to have cured her by simply breathing on 
 her aching body. And Gervaise was very happy. She assured him that she was not 
 suffering at all. She was only thinking of getting up as soon as possible, for now it would 
 never do for her to lie there doing nothing. But he tried to re-assure her. Wasn't 
 he going to earn all that was necessary for the little one? He would be a con- 
 temptible fellow, if he ever left her to provide for the brat. It did not seem to him 
 a wonderful thing to know how to get a child ; the merit consisted in feeding it, was it 
 not so ? 
 
 Coupeau did not sleep much that night. He covered up the fire in the stove. Every 
 hour he had to get up to give the baby spoonfuls of lukewarm sugar and water. That did 
 not prevent his going off to his work in the morning as usual. He even took advantage 
 of his lunch-hour to make a declaration of the birth at, the mayor's. During this time 
 Madame Boche, who had been informed of the event, had hastened to go and pass the day 
 with Gervaise. But the latter, after ten hours of sound sleep, bewailed her position, saying 
 that she already felt pains all over her through having been so long in bed. She would 
 become quite ill if they did not let her get up. In the evening, when Coupeau returned 
 home, she told him all her worries : no doubt she had confidence in Madame Boche, only 
 it put her beside herself to see a stranger installed in her room, opening the drawers, and 
 touching her things. 
 
 On the morrow the doorkeeper, on returning from some errand, found her up, dressed, 
 sweeping and getting her husband's dinner ready ; and it was impossible to persuade her 
 to go to bed again. They were trying to make a fool of her, perhaps ! It was all very 
 well for ladies to pretend to be unable to move. When one was not rich, one had no time 
 for that sort of thing. Three days after her confinement she was ironing petticoats at 
 Madame Fauconnier's, banging her irons, and all in a perspiration from the great heat of 
 the stove. 
 
 On the Saturday evening, Madame Lorilleux brought her presents for her godchild — a 
 cap that cost thirty-five sous, and a christening dress, plaited and trimmed with some cheap 
 lace, which she had got for six francs, because it was slightly soiled. On the morrow, 
 Lorilleux, as godfather, gave the mother six pounds of sugar. They did things in a 
 genteel way. Even in the evening, at the feast which was given by the Coupeaus, they 
 did not arrive empty handed. The husband brought a sealed bottle of wine under each 
 arm, whilst the wife carried a big custard bought at a renowned pastry-cook's in the 
 Chauss^e Clignancourt. Only, the Lorilleux went and related their grand doings all over 
 the neighbourhood ; they had spent close upon twenty francs. Gervaise, on hearing of 
 their gossiping, was greatly incensed, and no longer thought anything of their handsome 
 proceedings. 
 
 It was at this christening feast that the Coupeaus ended by becoming intimately 
 acquainted with their neighbours on the opposite side of the landing. The other lodging 
 in the little house was occupied by two persons, mother and son, the Goujets as " <?y were 
 
THE " A.SSOMMOIE." 
 
 69 
 
 called. Until then, the two families had merely nodded to each other on the stairs and in 
 the street, nothing more ; the Coupeaus thought their neighbours seemed rather bearish. 
 Then the mother having carried up a pail of water for Gervaise on the morrow of her con- 
 finement, the latter had thought it the proper thing to invite them to the feast, more 
 especially as she considered them very respectable people. And, naturally, they there 
 became well acquainted with each other. 
 
 The Goujets came from the Departernent du Nord. The mother mended lace ; the son, 
 a blacksmith, worked at an iron bolt factory. They had lived in their lodging for five 
 years. Behind the quiet peacefulness of their life, a long standing sorrow was hidden. 
 Goujet, the father, one day when furiously drunk at Lille, had beaten a comrade to death 
 with an iron bar, and had afterwards strangled himself in prison with his handkerchief. 
 The widow and child, who had come to Paris after their misfortune, always felt this tragedy 
 hanging over their heads, and atoned for it by a strict honesty, and an unvarying gentle- 
 ness and courage. There was even a certain pride mingled with their case, for they ended 
 by finding themselves better than others. Madame Goujet, always dressed in black, with 
 
 MADAME GOUJET. 
 
 her forehead framed in a monachal cap, had the white and calm face of a matron, as though 
 the paleness of the lace, the minuteness of the work performed by her fingers, imparted a 
 reflection of serenity to- her. Goujet was a superb-looking giant of twenty-three, with a rosy 
 face, blue eyes, and of herculean strength. His comrades at the factory nicknamed him 
 Golden Mug, on account of his handsome yellow beard. 
 
 Gervaise at once felt a great friendship for these people. When she entered their home 
 the first time, she was amazed at the cleanliness of the lodging. There was no denying it, 
 one might blow all about the place without raising a grain of dust ; and the tiled floor 
 shone like a mirror. Madame Goujet made her enter her son's room, just to see it. It 
 'was pretty and white like the room of a young girl ; an iron bedstead with muslin cur- 
 Wns, a table, a washstand, and a narrow bookcase hanging against the wall. Then there 
 
70 THE "ASSOMMOIR." 
 
 were pictures all over the place, figures cut out, coloured engravings nailed up with four 
 tacks, and portraits of all kinds of persons taken from the illustrated papers. Madame 
 Goujet said with a smile that her son was a big baby. In the evenings reading tired him, 
 so he amused himself with looking at his pictures. Gervaise spent an hour with her neigh- 
 boiir, who had returned to her tambour frame, in front of a window. She felt interested 
 in the hundreds of pins which fixed the lace down, happy at being there, breathing the 
 pleasant odour of cleanliness which pervaded the lodging, in which that delicate work 
 induced a thoughtful silence. 
 
 The Goujets were worth visiting. They worked long hours, and placed more than a 
 quarter of their fortnight's earnings in the savings-bank. In the neighbourhood every one 
 nodded to them, every one talked of their savings. Goujet never had a hole in his clothes, 
 always went out in a clean short blue blouse, without a stain. He was very polite, and 
 even a trifle timid, in spite of his broad shoulders. The washerwomen at the end of the 
 street laughed to see him hold down his head when he passed them. He did not like their 
 oaths, and thought it disgusting that women should be constantly uttering foul words. 
 One day, however, he came home tipsy. Then Madame Goujet, for sole reproach, held his 
 father's portrait before him, a daub of a painting piously hidden away at the bottom of a 
 drawer ; and, ever since that lesson, Goujet never drank more than was good for him, 
 without, however, any hatred of wine, for wine is necessary to the workman. On Sundays 
 he walked out with his mother, who took hold of his arm. He would generally conduct 
 her to Vincennes ; at other times they would go to the theatre. His mother remained his 
 passion. He still spoke to her as though he were a little child. Square-headed, his skin 
 toughened by the wielding of the heavy hammer, he somewhat resembled the larger 
 animals: dull of intellect, though good-natured all the same. 
 
 In the early days of their acquaintance, Gervaise embarrassed him immensely. Then 
 in a few weeks he became accustomed to her. He watched for her that he might carry 
 up her parcels, treated her as a sister, with an abrupt familiarity, and cut out pictures for 
 her. One morning, however, having opened her door without knocking, he beheld her 
 half undressed, washing her neck ; and, for a week, he did not dare to look her in the face, 
 so much so that he ended by making her blush herself. 
 
 Young Cassis, with his Parisian cheek, thought Golden-Mug a bit of a muff. It was 
 well not to booze, and not to shove your nose into the face of every girl in the street ; but 
 all the same, a man should be a man, otherwise he might as well wear petticoats at once. 
 He would chaff him before Gervaise, accusing him of making eyes at all the women of the 
 neighbourhood ; and that drum-major of a Goujet would energetically deny it. This did 
 not prevent the two workmen from being great friends. They called each other in the 
 morning, started off together, and sometimes one of them stood a glass of beer on their way 
 home. Ever since the christening feast they addressed one another quite familiarly. 
 Their friendship had reached this point, when Golden-Mug rendered Young Cassis a great 
 service — one of those signal services which a man remembers all his life. It was on the 
 2nd of December, 1852. The zinc-worker, just for a lark, had had the brilliant idea to go 
 and see the riots. He did not care a hang for the Republic, or Bonaparte, or the rest of 
 them ; only, he loved the smell of powder, the firing amused him, and he was on the point 
 of being caught behind a barricade, if the blacksmith had not happened to be there just in 
 time to protect him with his big body, and help him to get away. Goujet, as they 
 ascended the Rue du Faubourg-Poissonniere, walked quickly, with a grave look on his face. 
 He went in for politics, and was a republican, wisely, in the name of justice and of the happi- 
 ness of all. However, he had not shouldered a musket. And he gave his reasons : the 
 people were tired of drawing the chestnuts out of the fire for the upper classes, and of 
 burning their fingers. February and June were precious lessons, so in future the Fau- 
 bourgs would leave the city to do what it thought best. Then, when they had reached the 
 high ground, the Rue des Poissonniers, he turned his head, and looked down upon Paris. 
 All the same, they were doing some sorry work there ; one day the people might regret 
 having stood by with their arms folded. But Coupeau jeered, and said they were really 
 too stupid, the asses who were risking their skins just to preserve to the idle .beggars of 
 the Chamber their twenty-five francs a day. That evening the Coupeaus inviTeVLthe 
 Goujets to dinner. During dessert, Young Cassis and Golden-Mug kissed each other 
 twice on the cheek. Now their friendship was for life and death. 
 
 During three years the existence of the two families went on, on either side of t '■ » 
 landing, without an event. Gervaise had managed to bring up the little one without tL 
 
THE " ASSOMMOIK." 71 
 
 loss of more than two days' work a week. She was becoming a capital clear starcber, 
 earning as much as three francs a day. There- fore she had decided to send Etienne, who 
 ■was close upon eight years old, to a little school in the Eue de Chartres, where she paid 
 Eve francs. The couple, in spite of the expense of bringing up the two children, put 
 twenty or thirty francs every month into the savings-bank. When their savings amounted 
 ;to the sum of six hundred francs, the young woman, beset with a dream of ambition, was 
 scarcely able to sleep. She wanted to set up in business for herself, to take a small shop, 
 and to have workwomen in her turn. She had calculated everything. In twenty years 
 time, if all went well, they would have a little income, on which they would go and live 
 somewhere in the country. However, she did not dare to run the risk. She pretended to 
 be looking for a shop, so as to give herself time for reflection. The money was in no danger 
 at the savings-bank; on the contrary, it was increasing. In three years she had satisfied 
 only one of her desires — she had bought herself an ornamental clock ; and that clock, a 
 clock in a violet ebony case, with twisted columns and a gilded brass pendulum, was to be 
 paid for in a year, by instalments of twenty sous every Monday. She got quite angry, 
 whenever Coupeau talked of winding it up. She alone took off the glass cover, and dusted 
 the columns religiously, as though the marble top of her chest of drawers had become 
 transformed into a chapel. Under the glass cover, behind the clock, she hid the savings- 
 bank book ; and often, when she was dreaming of her shop, she would forget herself, in 
 front of the dial plate, her eyes fixed on the turning 1 hands, as though she were awaiting 
 some solemn and particular minute to come to a decision. 
 
 The Conpeaus went out nearly every Sunday with the Goujets. They were pleasant 
 little excursions, sometimes to have some fried fish at Saint-Ouen, at others a rabbit at 
 Vincennes, in the garden of some eating-house keeper, without any grand display. The 
 men drank sufficient to quench their thirst, and returned home as right as ninepins, giving 
 their arms to the ladies. In the evening, before going to bed, the two families made up 
 the accounts, and each paid half the expenses; and there was never the least quarrel about 
 a sou more or less. The Lorilleux were jealous of the Goujets. They thought it very 
 funny, all the same, that Young Cassis and the Hobbler should be for ever going with 
 straugers, when they had their own relations. Ah, well! they did not seem to care a tinker's 
 curse for their relations ! Ever since they had had a few sous put by, they gave themselves 
 no end of airs. Madame Lorilleux, greatly annoyed at seeing her brother avoid her, re- 
 commenced her abuse of Gervaise. Madame Lerat, on the contrary, took the young 
 woman's part, defended her by telling some most extraordinary stories — attempts at seduc- 
 tion at night-time on the Boulevard, from which she made her escape like the heroine of a 
 drama, slapping the faces of the cowardly aggressors. As for mother Coupeau, she tried 
 to make them all friends, that she might be well received by all her children. Her sight 
 was failing her more and more, she had only one place left to do the cleaning of, and 
 she was glad to get an occasional five francs from one or the other. 
 
 The very day on which Nana was three years old, Coupeau, on returning home in the 
 evening, found Gervaise quite upset. She refused to talk about it; there was nothing at 
 all the matter with her, she said. But, as she laid the table all wrong, standing still with 
 the plates in her hands to become absorbed in deep reflection, her husband insisted upon 
 knowing what was the matter. 
 
 " Well ! this is it," she ended by owning, " the little draper's shop, in the Eue de la 
 Goutte-d'Or, is to let. I saw it only an hour ago, when going to buy some cotton. It gave 
 rne quite a turn." 
 
 It was a very decent shop, and in that big house where they dreamed of living in former 
 days. There was the shop, a back room, and two other rooms to the right and left ; in 
 short, just what they required. The rooms were rather small, but well placed. Only, she 
 considered they wanted too much ; the landlord talked of five hundred francs. 
 
 "So you've been over the place, and asked the price ? " said Coupeau. 
 ■ " Oh ! you know, only out of curiosity ! " replied she, affecting an air of indifference. 
 " One looks about, and goes in wherever there's a bill up — that doesn't bind one to any- 
 thing. But that shop is altogether too dear. Besides, it would perhaps be foolish of me 
 to set tip in business." 
 
 However, after dinner, she again referred to the draper's shop. She drew a plan of 
 the place on the margin of a newspaper. And, little by little, she talked it over, measuring 
 the corners, arranging the rooms, as though she were going to move all her furniture in 
 jh-vfl on the morrow. Then Coupeau advised her to take it, seeing how much she wanted 
 
72 
 
 THE "ASS0MM01R." 
 
 GERVAISE. 
 
 to do so ; she would certainly never find anything decent under five hundred francs ; 
 besides, they might perhaps get a reduction. The only objection to it was living in the 
 same house as the Lorilleux, whom she could not bear. But, she protested, she disliked 
 nobody; in the warmth of her desire she even stood up for the Lorilleux; they were not 
 spiteful at heart — they would get on very well together. And, when they had gone to 
 bed, Coupeau fell asleep whilst she was still continuing to plan the arrangement of the 
 rooms, without, however, having finally decided to take the place. 
 
 On the morrow, when she was alone, she could not resist removing the glass cover 
 from off the clock, and having a peep at the savings-bank book. To think that her shop 
 was there, in those dirty leaves, covered with ugly writing ! Before going off to her work, 
 she consulted. Madame Goujet, who highly approved her project of setting up in business 
 for herself; with a husband like hers, a good fellow who did not drink, she was certain 
 of getting on, and of not having her earnings squandered. At the luncheon hour, Gervaise 
 even called on the Lorilleux to ask their advice ; she did not wish to appear to be doing 
 anything unknown to the family. Madame Lorilleux was struck all of a heap. What { ''•«} 
 
THE "ASSOMMOIR." 73 
 
 Hobbler was going in for a shop now ! And, her heart bursting with envy, she stammered, 
 and tried to pretend to be pleased : no doubt the shop was a convenient one — Gervaise 
 was right in taking it. However, when she had somewhat recovered, she and her husband 
 talked of the dampness of the courtyard, of the poor light of the rooms on the ground 
 floor. Oh ! it was a good place for rheumatism. Yet, if she had made up her mind to 
 take it, their observations, of course, would not make her alter her decision. 
 
 That evening, Gervaise frankly owned, with a laugh, that she would have fallen ill if she 
 had been prevented from having the shop. Nevertheless, before saying " it's done ! " she 
 wished to take Coupeau to see the place, and try and obtain a reduction in the rent. 
 
 " Very well, then, to-morrow, if you like," said her husband. " You can come and fetch 
 me towards six o'clock at the house where I'm working, in the Eue de la Nation, and we'll 
 call in at the Rue de la Goutte-d'Or on our way home." 
 
 Coupeau was then finishing the roofing of a new three-storied house. It so happened 
 that on that day he was to fix the last sheets of zinc. As the roof was almost flat, he had 
 set up his bench on it, a wide shutter supported on two trestles. A beautiful May sun was 
 setting, giving a golden hue to the chimney-pots. And, right up at the top, against the 
 clear sky, the workman was quietly cutting up his zinc with a big pair of shears, leaning 
 over the bench, and looking like a tailor in his shop cutting out a pair of trousers. Close 
 to the wall of the next house, his boy, a youngster of seventeen, thin and fair, was keeping 
 the fire of the chafing dish blazing by the aid of an enormous pair of bellows, each puff of 
 which raised a cloud of sparks. 
 
 " Hi ! Zidore, put in the irons ! " cried Coupeau. 
 
 The boy stuck the soldering irons into the midst of the charcoal, which looked a pale 
 rose colour in the daylight. Then he resumed blowing. Coupeau held the last sheet of 
 zinc. It had to be placed at the edge of the roof, close to the gutter-pipe ; there was an 
 abrupt slant there, and the gaping hollow of the street opened beneath. The zinc-worker, 
 just as though in his own home, wearing list-shoes, advanced, dragging his feet, and 
 whistling the air, " Oh ! the little lambs." Arrived in front of the hole, he Set himself 
 glide, and then, supporting himself with one knee against the masonry of a chimney-stack, 
 remained halfway from the edge of the roof. One of his legs dangled. When he leant 
 back to call that young viper, Zidore, lie held on to a corner of the masonry, on account 
 of the street beneath him. 
 
 " You confounded dawdler ! Give me the irons ! It's no use looking up in the air, you 
 skinny beggar ! the larks won't tumble into your mouth already cooked!" 
 
 But Zidore did not hurry himself. He was interested in the neighbouring roofs, and in 
 a cloud of smoke which rose from the other side of Paris, close to Grenelle ; it was very 
 likely a fire. However, he came and laid down on his stomach, his head over the hole, and 
 he passed the irons to Coupeau. Then the latter commenced to solder the sheet. He 
 squatted, he stretched, always managing to balance himself, sometimes seated on one side, 
 at others standing on the tip of one foot, often only holding on by a finger. He had a con- 
 founded assurance, the devil's own cheek, familiar with danger, and braving it. It knew 
 him. It was the street that was afraid, not he. As he kept his pipe in his mouth, ho 
 turned round every now and then to spit on to the pavement. 
 
 " Hallo ! Madame Boche ! " cried he, suddenly. " Hi ! Madame Boche ! " 
 
 He had just caught sight of the doorkeeper crossing the road. She raised her head aud 
 recognised him, and a conversation ensued between them. She hid her hands under her 
 apron, her nose elevated in the air. He, standing up now, his left arm passed round a 
 chimney-pot, leant over. 
 
 " Have you seen my wife? " asked he. 
 
 " No, I haven't," replied the doorkeeper. " Is she this way 1 " 
 (^ " She's coming to fetch me. And are they all well at home?" 
 c "Why, yes, thanks ; I'm the most ill, as you see. I'm going to the Chaussee Clignau- 
 Wt to buy a small leg of mutton. The butcher near the Moulin-Rouge only charges 
 jixteen sous." 
 
 They raised their voices, because a vehicle was passing. In the wide, deserted Rue de 
 la Nation, their words, shouted out with all their might, had only caused a little old woman 
 to come to her window ; and this little old woman remained there leaning out, giving herself 
 the treat of a grand emotion by watching that man on the roof over the way, as though she 
 expected, from one minute to another to see him fall. 
 
 " Well ! good evening," cried Madame Boche. " I won't disturb you." 
 
74 THE "ASSOMMOIR." 
 
 Coupeau turned round, and took back the iron that Zidore was holding for him. But 
 just as the doorkeeper was moving off, she caught sight of Gervaise on the other side of the 
 way, holding Nana by the hand. She was already raising her head to tell the zinc-worker, 
 when the young woman closed her mouth by an energetic gesture, spd, in a low voice, so as 
 not to be heard up there, she told her of her fear : she was afraid, by showing herself sud- 
 denly, of giving her husband a shock which might make him lose his balance. During four 
 years, she had only been once to fetch him at his work. That day was the second time. 
 She could not witness it, her blood turned cold when she beheld -her old man between 
 heaven and earth, in places where even the sparrows would not venture. 
 
 " No doubt, it's not pleasant," murmured Madame Boche. " My husband's a tailor, 
 so I have none of these terrors." 
 
 " If yon only knew, in the early days," said Gervaise again, " I had frights from morn- 
 ing to night. I was always seeing him on a stretcher, with his head smashed. Now, I 
 don't think of it so much. One gets used to everything. Bread must be earned. All the 
 same, it's a precious dear loaf, for one risks one's bones more than's fair." 
 
 And she left off speaking, hiding Nana in her skirt, fearing a cry from the little one. 
 Very pale, she looked up in spite of herself. At that moment Coupeau was soldering the 
 extreme edge of the sheet close to the gutter ; he slid down as far as possible, but without 
 being able to reach the edge. Then, full of freedom and heaviness, he risked himself 
 with those slow movements peculiar to workmen. For an instant he was immediately 
 over the pavement, no longer holding on, all absorbed in his work ; and, from below, one 
 could see the little white flame of the solder frizzling up beneath the carefully wielded iron. 
 Gervaise, speechless, her throat contracted with anguish, had clasped her hands together, 
 and held them up in a mechanical gesture of prayer. But she breathed freely as Coupeau 
 got up and returned back along the roof, without hurrying himself, and taking the time 
 to spit once more into the street. 
 
 "Ah ! ah! so you've been playing the spy on me.! " cried he, gaily, on beholding her. 
 "She's been making a stupid of herself, eh, Madame Boche? she wouldn't call to me. 
 Wait a bit, I shall have finished in ten minutes." 
 
 All that remained to do was to fix the top of a chimney — a mere nothing. The laun- 
 dress and the doorkeeper waited on the pavement, discussing the neighbourhood, and giving 
 an eye to Nana, to prevent her from dabbling in the gutter, where she wanted to look for 
 little fishes ; and the two women kept glancing up at the roof, smiling and nodding their 
 heads, as though to imply that they were not losing patience. The old woman opposite 
 had not quitted her window, but continued watching the man, and waiting. 
 
 " Whatever can she have to look at, that old she-goat 1 " said Madame Boche. " What a 
 mug she has ! " 
 
 One could hear the loud voice of the zinc-worker up above singing, " Ah ! it's nice to 
 gather strawberries ! " Bending over his bench, he was now artistically cutting out his zinc. 
 With his compasses he traced a line, and he detached a large fan-shaped piece with the 
 aid of a pair of curved shears ; then he lightly bent this fan with his hammer into the form 
 of a pointed mushroom. Zidore was again blowing the charcoal in the chafing-dish. The 
 sun was setting behind the house in a brilliant rosy light, which was gradually becoming 
 paler, and turning to a delicate lilac. And, at this quiet hour of the day, right up against 
 the sky, the silhouettes of the two workmen, looking inordinately large, with the dark line 
 of the bench, and the strange profile of the bellows, stood out from the limpid back-ground 
 of the atmosphere. 
 
 When the capital was got into shape, Coupeau called out : "Zidore ! the irons ! " 
 
 But Zidore had disappeared. The zinc- worker swore, and looked about for him, even 
 calling him through the open skylight of the loft. At length he discovered him on a neigh- 
 bouring roof, two houses off. The young rogue was taking a walk, exploring the environs, 
 his fair scanty locks blowing in the breeze, his eyes blinking as they beheld the immensity 
 of Paris. 
 
 " I say, lazy bones ! Do you think you're having a day in the country?" asked Coupeau, 
 in a rage. " You're like Mousieur Beranger, composing verses, perhaps ! Will you give 
 me those irons ! Did any one ever see such a thing ! strolling about on the house-tops ! 
 You'd better bring your sweetheart at once, and tell her of your love. Will you give me 
 those irons 1 yon confounded little shirker ! " x - 
 
 He finished his soldering, and called to Gervaise: " There,it's done. I'm coming down." 
 
 The chimney-pot to which he had to fix the capital was in the middle of the roof. Ger-\ 
 
COUPEAU FALLING FROM THE ROOF OF THE HOUSE IN THE HUE DE LA NATION. 
 
 P. 77. 
 
THE " ASSOMMOIR. " 77 
 
 vnise, who was no longer uneasy, continued to smile as she followed his movements. Nana, 
 amused all on a sudden by the view of her father, clapped her little hands. She had 
 seated herself on the pavement to see the better up there. 
 
 "Papa ! papa !" called she with all her might. "Papa ! just look ! " 
 The zinc-worker wished to lean forward, but his foot slipped. Then suddenly, stupidly, 
 like a cat with its legs entangled, he rolled and descended the slight slope of the roof 
 without being able to save himself. 
 
 " Damnation ! " said he in a stifled voice. 
 
 And he fell. His body described a gentle curve, turned twice over on itself, and came 
 smashing into the middle of the street with the dull thud of a bundle of clothes thrown 
 from on high. 
 
 Gervaise, feeling stupid, her throat rent by one great cry, stood holding up her arms. 
 Some passers-by hastened to the spot ; a crowd soon formed. Madame Boche, utterly up- 
 set, her knees bending under her, took Nana in her arms, to hide her head and prevent her 
 seeing. Meanwhile, the little old woman opposite qiiietly closed her window, as though 
 satisfied. 
 
 Four men ended by carrying Coupeau into a chemist's, at the corner of the Rue des 
 Poissonniers ; and he remained there on a blanket, in the middle of the shop, whilst they 
 sent to the Lariboisiere hospital for a stretcher. He still breathed, but the chemist kept 
 slightly shaking his head. Now, Gervaise, kneeling on the ground, sobbed continuously, 
 her face bathed in tears, blinded and stupefied. With a mechanical movement she thrust 
 out her hands and felt her husband's limbs very gently. Then she drew them back, look 
 ing at the chemist, who forbade her to touch him ; and a few seconds later she did it again, 
 unable to resist the desire to feel if he were still warm, and thinking she did him good. 
 When the stretcher at length arrived, and they talked of starting for the hospital, she got 
 up, saying violently : 
 
 " No, no, not to the hospital ! We live in the Rue Neuve de la Goutte-d'Or." 
 It was useless for them to explain to her that the illness would cost her a great deal 
 of money, if she took her husband home. She obstinately repeated : 
 
 " Rue Neuve de la Goutte-d'Or ; I will show you the house. What cm it matter to 
 you? I've got money. He's my husband, isn't he ? He's mine, and I will have him." And 
 they had to take Coupeau to his own heme. When the stretcher was carried through the 
 crowd which was crushing up against the chemist's shop, the women of the neighbourhood 
 were excitedly talking of Gervaise. She limped, the jade, but all the same she had some 
 pluck. She would be sure to save her old man ; whilst at the the hospital doctors let the 
 patients die who were very bad, so as not to have the bother of curing them. Madame 
 Boche, after taking Nana home with her, returned and gave her account of the accident, 
 with interminable details, and still feeling agitated with the emotion she had passed^ 
 through. 
 
 " I was going to buy a leg of mutton : I was there, I saw him fall," repeated she. " It 
 was all through the little one ; he turned to look at her, and bang ! Ah ! good 
 heavens ! I never want to see such a sight again. However, I must be off to get my leg 
 of mutton." 
 
 ,For a week Coupeau was very bad. The family, the neighbours, every one, expected 
 to see him kick the bucket at any moment. The doctor — a very expensive doctor, who 
 charged five francs for each visit— apprehended internal injuries, and these words filled 
 every one with fear. It was said in the neighbourhood that the zinc-worker's heart had 
 been injured by the shock. Gervaise alone, looking pale through her nights of watching, 
 serious and resolute, shrugged her shoulders. Herold man's right leg was broken, every 
 one knew that ; it would be set for him, and that was all. As for the rest, the injured 
 heart, that was nothing. She would mend his heart for him. She knew the way to mend 
 hearts — with care, cleanliness, and solid friendship. And she showed a superb conviction, 
 certain of curing him, merely by remaining with him and touching him with her hands in 
 the hours of fever. She did not doubt for a minute. For a whole week she remained 
 up, speaking but little, wrapped up in her obstinacy of saving him, forgetting her children, 
 the street, the entire city. The ninth day — the day on which the doctor at last answered 
 for his patient's recovery — she fell on to a chair, her legs unable longer to support her, 
 her back almost broken, her face bathed in tears. That night she consented to sleep two 
 hours, her head leaning oh the foot of the bed. 
 
 Coupeau's accident had created quite a commotion in the family. Mother C ou peau 
 
78 THE "ASSOMMOIR." 
 
 passed the nights with Gervaise ; hut as early as nine o'clock she fell asleep on a chair. 
 Every evening, on returning from work, Madame Lerat went a long round out of her way 
 to inquire how her brother was getting on. At first the Lorilleux had called two or three 
 times a day, offering to sit up and watch, and even bringing an easy-chair for Gervaise. 
 Then it was not long before there were disputes as to the proper way to nurse invalids. 
 Madame Lorilleux stated that she had saved the lives of enough persons in her life-time 
 to know how to set about it. She accused the young woman of behaving roughly to her, 
 of keeping her away from her brother's bedside. The Hobbler was certainly right in wishing 
 to save Coupeau in spite of everything; for there was no doubt that if she had not gone 
 and disturbed him in the Eue dela Nation, he would never have fallen. Only, by the way 
 she went to work, she was certain to finish him off. 
 
 When Gervaise saw that Coupeau was out of danger, she ceased guarding his bedside 
 with so much jealous fierceness. Now, they could no longer kill him, and she let people 
 approach without mistrust. The family invaded the room. The convalescence would be 
 a very long one ; the doctor had talked of four months. Then, during the long hours the 
 zinc-worker slept, the Lorilleux talked of Gervaise as of a fool. She had done a smart 
 thing in having her husband at home. At the hospital they would have cured him twice as 
 quickly. Lorilleux would have liked to have been ill, to have caught no matter what, just 
 to show hev that he did not hesitate for a moment to go to Lariboisiere. Madame Lorilleux 
 knew a lady who had just come from there. Well ! she had had chicken to eat morning 
 and night. And the two of them, for the twentieth time, made the calculation of what 
 the four months' convalescence would cost the little home. First of all, the lost days 
 of work, then the doctor, the medicine, and later on the good wine, the juicy underdone 
 meat. If the Coupeaus only devoured their few sous of savings, they might think them- 
 selves precious lucky ; but in all likelihood they would fall into debt. Oh ! that was 
 their business. Anyhow, they must not count on the family, which was not rich enough to 
 keep an invalid at home. It was so much the worse for the Hobbler, was it not 1 She 
 should do as others did — let her husband go to the hospital. That would teach her not to 
 be so proud. 
 
 One night Madame Lorilleux had the spitefulneas to ask her suddenly : 
 
 " Well ! and your shop, when are you going to take it 1 " 
 
 " Yes," chuckled Lorilleux, " the landlord's still waiting for you." 
 
 Gervaise stood bursting with anger. She had completely forgotten the shop ; but 
 she saw the wicked joy of those people, at the thought that she would no longer be able to 
 take it. From that evening, in fact, they watched for every opportunity to twit her about 
 her hopeless dream. When any one spoke of some impossible wish, they would say it 
 might be realised on the day that Gervaise started in business, in a beautiful shop opening 
 on to the street. And behind her back they would laugh fit to split their sides. She did 
 not like to think such an unkind thing ; but, really, the Lorilleux now seemed to be very 
 pleased at Coupeau's accident, as it prevented her setting up as a laundress in the Hue de 
 la Goutte-d'Or. 
 
 Then she also wished to laugh and show them how willingly she parted with the money 
 for the sake of curing her husband. Each time that she took trfe savings-bank book from 
 beneath the glass clock-cover in their presence, she would say gaily : 
 
 " I'm going out ; I'm going to take my shop." 
 
 She had not been willing to withdraw the money all at once. She took it out a 
 hundred francs at a time, so as not to keep such a pile of gold and silver in her drawer; 
 then, too, she vaguely hoped for some miracle, some sudden recovery, which would enable 
 them not to part with the entire sum. At each journey to the savings-bank, on her return 
 home, she added up on a piece of paper the money they had still left there. It was merely 
 for the sake of order. In spite of the pile diminishing more and more, she still kept, in 
 her sensible way and with her quiet smile, the account of the downfall of their savings. 
 Was it not already a consolation that the money was being put to such a good use, to 
 have had it handy at the time of their misfortune 1 And without a regret she carefully 
 replaced the book behind the clock, under the glass cover. 
 
 The Goujets were very kind to Gervaise during Coupeau's illness. Madame Goujet/vvas 
 entirely at her disposal. She never went out without asking her if she wanted any sugar, 
 or butter, or salt fetched ; she always offered her the first plateful on the evenings when 
 she made any fresh soup ; and she even, when she saw her very busy, looked after her cook- 
 ing or helped her to wash-up. Every morning Goujet took the young woman's pails and 
 
THE " ASSOMMOIR." 79 
 
 filled them at the fountain, in the Rue des Poissonniers ; it was a saving of two sous. Then 
 after dinner, when the relations did not invade the room, the Goujets would come and keep 
 the Coupeaus company. For two hours, up to ten o'clock, the blacksmith smoked his pipe 
 as he watched Gervaise hovering round the invalid. He did not utter ten words the 
 whole evening. With his big fair face set between his giant shoulders, he was moved at 
 seeing her pour the diet-drink into a cup and stir up the sugar without making any noise 
 with the spoon. When she tucked in the bed-clothes, and encouraged Coupeau with her 
 gentle voice, he felt deeply affected. Never before had he seen such a plucky little woman. 
 It was no dishonour that she limped ; it was all the more merit to her that she tired herself 
 out all day waiting on her husband. One could not deny that she did not even sit down 
 for a quarter of an hour to eat her meals. She was constantly running to the chemist, 
 poking her nose into very unpleasant things, working tremendously hard to keep that 
 room, in which everything was done, neat and clean; with all that, she never complained, 
 was always amiable, even on nights when, from excessive fatigue, she was falling asleep 
 where she stood, with her eyes open. And the blacksmith, in that atmosphere of devo- 
 tion, in the midst of those drugs lying about on the furniture, was seized with a great 
 affection for Gervaise, as he beheld her loving and nursing Coupeau with all her heart. 
 
 " Well ! old man, you're mended at last," said he one day to the zinc-worker. " I never 
 thought it would be otherwise ; your wife is an angel ! " 
 
 He was going to marry. At least, his mother had found a very suitable young girl, a 
 lace-mender like herself, whom she longed to see him take to wife. So as not to grieve her, 
 he had said "yes," and the wedding had even been settled to take place early in September. 
 The money to begin the housekeeping upon had been lying for a long time in the savings- 
 bank. But he shook his head whenever Gervaise spoke to him of the marriage, and he 
 murmured in his slow voice : 
 
 " All women are not like you, Madame Coupeau. If they were, one would want to 
 marry ten of them." 
 
 At the end of two months, however, Coupeau was able to get up. He did not go far, 
 only from the bed to the window, and even then Gervaise had to support him. There he 
 would sit down in the easy-chair the Lorilleux had brought, with his right leg stretched out 
 on a stool. This joker, who used to laugh at the people who slipped down on frosty days, 
 felt greatly put out by his accident. He had no philosophy. He had spent those two 
 months in bed, in cursing, and in worrying the people about him. It was not an existence, 
 really, to pass one's life on one's back, with a pin all tied up and as stiff as a sausage. 
 Ah ! he certainly knew the ceiling by heart ; there was a crack, at the corner of the alcove, 
 that he could have drawn with his eyes shut. Then when he was made comfortable in 
 the arm-chair, it was another grievance. Would he be fixed there for long, just like a 
 mummy 1 The street was not so very amusing ; no one ever passed there, and it smelt of 
 dirty water and chemicals all day long. No, really, he was growing old there ; he would 
 have given ten years of his life just to have had a look at the fortifications. And he was 
 constantly uttering violent accusations against fate. His accident was not just ; it ought 
 never to have happened to him — a good workman, not an idle fellowbr a drunkard. Had 
 it happened to many others he knew, he could have understood it. 
 
 "Papa Coupeau," said he, "broke his neck one day that he'd been boozing. I can't 
 say that it was deserved, but anyhow it was explainable. I had had nothing since my 
 lunch, was perfectly quiet, and without a drop of liquor in my body; and yet I come to 
 grief just because I wanted to turn round to smile at Nana ! Don't you think that's too 
 much 1 ! If there is a providence, it certainly arranges things in a very peculiar manner. I 
 for one shall never believe in it." 
 
 And when at last he was able to use his legs, he retained a secret grudge against work. 
 It was a handicraft full of misfortunes to pass one's days, like the cats, on ,the roofs of 
 the houses. The employers were no fools ! they sent you to your death — being far too 
 cowardly to venture themselves on a ladder — and stopped at home in safety at their fire- 
 sides without caring a hang for the poorer classes ; and he got to the point of saying that 
 every one ought to fix the zinc himself on his own house. Well, really ! in the name of • 
 justice it should be so ; if you don't want the water to come in, cover the roof yourself. 
 Then he regretted that he had not learned some other handicraft, something pleasanter 
 and less dangerous ; for instance, that of a cabinetmaker. It was all old Coupeau's 
 fault ; fathers always had that stupid habit of making their children follow the same trade 
 as themselves. 
 
80 THE "ASSOMMOIR." 
 
 For another two months Coupeau walked about on crutches. He had first of all managed 
 to get as far as the street, and smoke his pipe in front of the door. Then he had managed to 
 reach the exterior Boulevard, dragging himself along in the sunshine, and remaining for 
 hours on one of the seats. Gaiety returned to him ; his infernal tongue got sharper in 
 these long hours of idleness. And with the pleasure of living, he gained there a delight in 
 doing nothing, an indolent feeling took possession of his limbs, and his muscles gradually 
 glided into a very sweet slumber. It was the slow victory of laziness, which took advan- 
 tage of his convalesence to obtain possession of his body and unnerve him with its tickling. 
 He regained his health, as thorough a banterer as before, thinking life beautiful, and not 
 seeing why it should not last for ever. When he was able to la}' aside his crutches, he 
 ' took longer walks, visited the workshops to see his comrades again. He would stand with 
 his arms folded in front of the houses that were being built, chuckling and wagging his 
 head, and chaffing the workmen who were busying about. He would hold out his leg to 
 show them the result of exerting oneself. This ridiculing of the labour of others was a sort 
 of satisfaction to his grudge against work. No doubt, he would have to resume it again, 
 he would be obliged to ; but he would put off doing so as long as possible. Oh, he had 
 good reason for not being enthusiastic about it. Besides, it seemed so pleasant to be able 
 to do nothing for a while ! 
 
 On the afternoons when Coupeau felt dull, he would call on the Lorilleux. The latter 
 would pity him immensely, and attract him with all sorts of amiable attentions. During 
 the first years following his marriage, he had avoided them, thanks to Gervaise's influence. 
 Now they regained their sway over him by twitting him about being afraid of his wife. Be 
 was no man, that was evident ! The Lorilleux, however, showed great discretion, and were 
 loud in their praise of the laundress's good qualities. Coupeau, without as yet coming 
 to wrangling, swore to the latter that his sister adored her, and requested that she would be- 
 have more amiably to her. The first quarrel which the couple had occurred one evening on 
 accouut of Etienne. The zinc-worker had passed the afternoon with the Lorilleux. On 
 arriving- home, as tho dinner was not quite ready, and the children were whining for 
 their soup, he suddeuly turned-upon Etienne, and boxed his ears soundly. Aud during an 
 hour he did not cease to grumble : the brat was not his ; he did not know why he allowed 
 him to be in the place ; he would end by turning him out into the street. Up till then he 
 had tolerated the youngster without all that fuss. On the morrow he talked of his dignity. 
 Three days after, he kept kicking the little fellow behind, morning and evening, so much 
 so, that the child, whenever he heard him coming, bolted into the Goujets', where the old 
 lace-mender kept a corner of the table clear for him to do his lessons. 
 
 Gervaise had, for some time past, returned to work. She no longer had the trouble of 
 looking under the glass cover of the clock ; all the savings were gone ; and she had to work 
 hard, work for four, for there were four to feed now. She alone maintained them. When- 
 ever she heard people pitying her, she at once found excuses for Coupeau. Recollect ! he 
 had suffered so much ; it was not surprising if his disposition had soured ! But it would 
 pass off when his health returned. Aud if any one hinted that Coupeau seemed all right 
 again, that he could very well return to work, she protested : No, no ; not yet ! She did 
 not want to see him take to his bed again. They would allow her to know best what the 
 doctor said, perhaps ! It was she who prevented him returning to work, telling him every 
 morning to take his time and not to force himself. She even slipped twenty sou pieces into 
 his waistcoat pocket. Coupeau accepted this as something perfectly natural. He com- 
 plained of all sorts of ailments, in order to be pampered up; at the end of six months he Was 
 not yet out of his convalescence. On the days when he went to look at the others work- 
 ing, he was always willing to go and have a glass of wine with his pals. One was, all the 
 same, pretty comfortable at the wine-shop ; one stayed there joking, just for five minutes. 
 That did not dishonour anybody, It was only fools who stood outside parched with thirst. 
 Those who used to- chaff him were quite right, for a glass of wine never yet killed a man. 
 But he slapped his chest as he boasted that he never drank anything but wine ; always 
 wine, never brandy ; wine prolonged life, made nobody ill, and made nobody drunk. How- 
 ever, on several occasions, after a day of idleness spent in going from workshop to work- 
 shop, and from boozing-ken to boozing-ken, he had come home slightly elevated. On those 
 days, Gervaise had kept her door shut, pretending she had a bad headache, so that the Gou- 
 jets should not hear all the nonsense Coupeau was talking. 
 
 Little by little, however, the young woman fell sad. Morning and night she went to 
 the Rue de la Goutte-d'Or to look at the shop, which was still to be let ; and she would hide 
 
GOUJBT OFFERING TO LEND GKBVAISE MONEY. 
 
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 herself as though she were committing some childish prank unworthy of a grown-up person. 
 This shop was beginning to turn her brain. At night-time, when the light was out, she 
 experienced the charm of some forbidden pleasure in thinking of it with her eyes open. She 
 again made her calculations : two hundred and fifty francs for the rent, one hundred and 
 fifty francs for utensils and moving, one hundred francs in hand to keep them going for a fort- 
 night — in all, five hundred francs at the very lowest figure. If she was not continually 
 talking of it aloud, it was for fear she should be suspected of regretting the savings swal- 
 lowed up. by Uoupeau's illness. She often became quite pale, having almost allowed her 
 desire to escape her, and catching back her words quite confused as though she had been think- 
 ing of something wicked. Now they would have to work for four or five years 'before they 
 would succeed in saving such a sum. Her regret was at not being able to start in busi- 
 ness at' once ; she would have earned all the home required, without counting on Coupeau, 
 letting him take months to get into the way of work again ; she would no longer have been 
 uneasy, but certain of the future, and free from the secret fears which sometimes seized her 
 when he returned home very gay and singing, and relating some joke of that animal, My- 
 Boots, whom he had treated to a drink. 
 
 One evening, Gervaise being at home alone, Goujet entered, and did not hurry off 
 again, according to his habit. He seated himself, and smoked as he watched her. He 
 probably had something very serious to say ; he thought it over, let it ripen, without being 
 able to put it into suitable words. At length, after a long silence, he appeared to make 
 up his mind, and took his pipe out of his mouth to say all in a breath : 
 
 " Madame Gervaise, 1 will you allow me to lend you some money?" 
 
 She was leaning over an open drawer, looking for some dishcloths. She got up, her 
 face very red. He must have seen her then, in the morning, standing iu ecstasy before 
 the shop for close upon ten minutes. He was smiling in an embarrassed way, as though v 
 he had made some insulting proposal. But she hastily refused. Never would she accept 
 money from any one without knowing when she would be able to return it. Then also it 
 was a question of too large an amount. And as he insisted, in a frightened manner, she 
 ended by exclaiming : 
 
 "But your marriage 1 ? I certainly can't take the money you've been saving for your 
 marriage ! " 
 
 " Oh, don't let that bother you," he replied, turning red in his turn. " I'm not going 
 to be married now. It's an idea of mine, you know. Beally, I would much sooner lend 
 you the money." 
 
 Then they both held down their heads. There was something very pleasant between 
 them to which they did not give expression. And Gervaise accepted. Goujet had told 
 his mother. They crossed the landing, and went to see her at once. The lace-mender 
 was very grave, and looked rather sad as she bent her face over her tambour-frame. She 
 would not thwart her son, but she no longer approved Gervaise's project; and she plainly 
 told her why. Coupeau was going to the bad ; Coupeau would swallow up her shop. She 
 especially could not forgive the zirfc-worker for having refused to learn to read during his 
 convalescence. The .blacksmith had offered to teach him, but the other had sent him to 
 the right about, saying that learning made people get thin. This had almost caused a 
 quarrel between the two workmen ; each went his own way. Madame Goujet, however,, 
 seeing her big boy's beseeching glances, behaved very kindly to Gervaise. It was settled 
 that they would lend their neighbours the five hundred francs they wanted ; the latter 
 were to repay the amount by instalments of twenty francs a month ; it would last as long. 
 as it lasted. 
 
 '•' I say, the blacksmith's sweet on you ! " exclaimed Coupeau, laughing, when he heard 
 what had taken place. " Oh, I'm quite easy ; he's too big a muff. We'll pay him back 
 his money. But really, if he had to do with some people, he'd find himself pretty well 
 duped." 
 
 On the morrow the Coupeaus took the shop. All day long, Gervaise was running from 
 the Rue Neuve to the Rue de la Goutte-d'Or. When the neighbours beheld her pass 
 thus, nimble and delighted to the extent that she no longer limped, they said that she 
 must have undergone some operation. 
 
CHAPTER V. 
 
 It so happened that the Boches had left the Rue des Poissonniers at the April quarter, and 
 were now taking charge of the great house in the Rue de la Goutte-d'Or. It was a curious 
 coincidence, all the same ! One thing that worried Gervaise, who had lived so quietly in 
 her lodgings in the Rue Neuve, was the thought of returning under the subjection of some 
 unpleasant person, with whom she would be continually quarrelling, either on account of 
 water spilt in the passage or of a door shut too noisily at night-time. Doorkeepers are 
 such a disagreeable class! But it would be a pleasure to be with the Boches. They knew 
 
 one another — they would always get on well 
 together. It would be just like members of 
 the same family. 
 
 On the day that the Coupeaus went to 
 sign the lease, Gervaise felt her heart swollen 
 with pride as she passed through the high 
 doorway. She was then, at length, going to 
 live in that house as vast as a little town, 
 with its interminable staircases, and passages 
 as long and winding as streets. The grey 
 fagades, with the rags hanging out of the 
 windows drying in the sunshine, the dull- 
 lighted courtyard, with its uneven pavement 
 like a street, the hum of work which issued 
 from the walls, caused quite a commotion 
 within her, a joy at being at length on the 
 point of satisfying her ambition, a fear of not 
 succeeding and of finding herself crushed in 
 that enormous struggle against hunger, of 
 which she had a kind of presentiment. It 
 seemed to her that she was doing some- 
 thing very bold, throwing herself into tho 
 midst of some machinery in motion, as she 
 listened to the blacksmith's hammers and the 
 cabinetmaker's planes, hammering and hissing 
 in the depths of the work-shops on the ground 
 floor. On that day, the water flowing from 
 the dyer's under the entrance porch was a very 
 pale apple green. She smilingly stepped over 
 it ; to her the colour was a pleasant omen. 
 
 The meeting with the landlord was to take 
 place in the Boches' room. M. Marescot, a 
 wealthy cutler of the Rue de la Pais, had at 
 one time turned a grindstone through the 
 streets. He was now stated to be worth 
 several millions. He was a man of fifty-five, 
 strong, bony, and decorated, with a habit of 
 spreading out his immense labourer's hands ; 
 and one of his delights was to get hold of his tenants' knives and scissors which he 
 would sharpen himself, justfor pleasure. He had the reputation of not being proud, 
 because he remained for hours with his doorkeepers, in a secluded corner of their room, 
 overhauling their accounts. It was there that he transacted all the business connected 
 with the house. The Coupeaus found him seated before Madame Boche's greasy table, 
 listening to how the dressmaker on the second floor, staircase A, had refused to pay her 
 rent, making use of a disgusting expression. Then, when the lease was signed he\shook 
 
 MONSIEUE MARESCOT. 
 
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THE " ASSOMMOIR." 85 
 
 hands with the zinc-worker. He liked workmen. He had had to work precious hard 
 once upon a time. But work was the high road to everything. And, after count- 
 ing the two hundred and fifty francs for the first two quarters in advance, and 
 dropping them into his capacious pocket, he related the story of his life, and showed his 
 decoration. 
 
 Gervaise, however, felt rather ill at ease on account of the Boches' behaviour. They 
 pretended not to know her. They were most assiduous in their attentions to the landlord, 
 bowing down before him, watching for his least words, and nodding their approval of 
 them. Madame Boche suddenly ran out and dispersed a group of children who were 
 paddling about in front of the cistern, the tap of which they had turned full on, causing 
 the water to flow over the pavement; and when she returned, upright and severe in her 
 skirts, crossing the courtyard and glancing slowly up at all the windows, as though to 
 assure herself of the good behaviour of the household, she pursed her lips in a way to 
 show with what authority she was invested, now that she reigned over three hundred 
 tenants. Boche again spoke of the dressmaker on the second floor ; he advised that she 
 should be turned out; he reckoned up the number of quarters-she owed with the import- 
 ance of a steward whose management might be compromised. M. Marescot approved 
 the suggestion of turning her out, but he wished to wait till the half quarter. It was hard 
 to turn people out into the street, more especially as it did not put a sou into the land- 
 lord's pocket. And Gervaise asked herself with a shudder if she too would be turned out 
 into the street the day that some misfortune rendered her unable to pay. The smoky 
 room, filled with black furniture, had the dampness and obscurity of a cellar j what 
 little light there was fell on to the tailor's board placed in front of the window, and on 
 which lay an old frock coat sent to be turned ; whilst Pauline, the Boches' only child, 
 red haired, and four years old, was seated on the ground, quietly assisting at the cooking 
 of a piece of veal, delighted, and surrounded by the strong odour which rose from the stove. 
 
 M. Marescot again held out his hand to the zinc-worker, when the latter spoke of the 
 repairs, recalling to his mind a promise he had made to talk the matter over later on. 
 But the landlord grew angry, he had never promised anything ; besides, it was not usual 
 to do any repairs to a shop. However, he consented to go over the place, followed by 
 the Coupeaus and Boche. The little Iinendraper had carried off all his shelves and 
 counters ; the empty shop displayed its blackened ceiling and its cracked walls, on which 
 hung strips of an old yellow paper. In the sonorous emptiness of the place, there ensued 
 a heated discussion. M. Marescot exclaimed that it was the business of shopkeepers to 
 embellish their shops, for a shopkeeper might wish' to have gold put about everywhere, 
 and he, the landlord, could not put gold. Then he related that he had spent more than 
 twenty thousand francs in fitting up his premises in the Rue de la Paix. Gervaise, 
 with her woman's obstinacy, kept repeating an argument which she considered unanswer- 
 able. He would repaper a lodging, would he not 1 ! Then, why did he not treat the shop 
 , the same as a lodging? She did not ask him for anything else — only to whitewash the 
 ■ceiling, and put some fresh paper on the walls. 
 
 Boche, all this while, remained dignified and impenetrable ; he turned about and 
 looked up in the air, without expressing an opinion. Coupeau winked at him in vain, he 
 .affected not to wish to take advantage of his great influence over the landlord. He ended, 
 however, by making a slight grimace —a little smile, accompanied by a nod of the head. 
 Just then, M Marescot, exasperated, and seemingly very unhappy, and clutching his 
 fingers like a miser being despoiled of his gold, was giving way to Gervaise, promising to 
 do the ceiling and repaper the shop, on condition that she paid for half of the paper. 
 And he hurried away, declining to discuss anything further. 
 
 Then, when Boche was alone with the Coupeaus, he slapped them on the shoulders, 
 and was awfully jolly and friendly. Well, the point was carried ! Without him they 
 would never have got the ceiling whitewashed or the walls repapered. Had they noticed 
 how the landlord had con sulted him out of the corner of his eye, and how he had sud- 
 denly come to a ^ecisionon)seeing him smile? Then, he owned, in confidence, that he was 
 the real master oftEe - Bouse ; he decided when a notice to quit should be given, let the 
 irooms when the people suited him, and received the rents, which he kept for a fortnight 
 together stowed away in his drawer. That evening, the Coupeaus, by way of thanking 
 the Boches, thought it only polite to send them two quarts of wine. What they had done 
 was well worth a present. 
 
 As early as the following Monday, the workmen started doing up the shop. The pur- 
 
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86 THE "ASSOMMOIR." 
 
 chasing of the paper turned out especially to be a very big affair. Gervaise wanted a grey 
 paper with blue flowers, so as to enliven and brighten the walls. Boche offered to take her to 
 the dealers, so that she might make her own selection. But the landlord had given him 
 formal instructions not to go beyond the price of fifteen sous the piece. They were 
 there an hour. The laundress kept looking in despair at a very pretty chintz pattern cost- 
 ing eighteen sous the piece, and thought all the other papers hideous. At length the door- 
 keeper gave in ; he would arrange the matter, and, if necessary, would make out there was 
 u, piece more used than was really the case. So, on her way home, Gervaise purchased 
 some tarts for Pauline. She did not like being behind hand — one always gained by behaving 
 nicely to her. 
 
 The shop was to be ready in four days. The workmen were there three weeks. At first 
 it was arranged that they should merely wash the paint. But this paint, originally the 
 colour of wine lees, was so dirty and so sad-looking, that Gervaise allowed herself to be 
 tempted to have the whole of the frontage painted a light blue with yellow mouldings. 
 Then the repairs seemed as though they would last for ever. Coupeau, who had not yet 
 returned to work, would arrive the first thing in the morning to see if things were going 
 on all right. Boche, leaving the coat or the trousers, the button-holes of which he was 
 mending, would also come and give an eye to the men. And both of them, standing in 
 front of the painters, smoking and expectorating with their hands behind their backs, would 
 pass the day judging each dab of the paint brush. There were interminable, reflections, 
 profound reveries, anent a nail to be pulled out. The painters, two tall, jolly fellows, would 
 leave their ladders, and also stand in the middle of the shop, joining in the discussion, and 
 wagging their heads for hours as they looked with a dreamy eye at the commencement of 
 their work. The ceiling was whitewashed pretty rapidly. The painting promised never 
 to be finished. It would not dry. Towards nine o'clock the painters would arrive with 
 their colour pots, and, after putting them in a corner and giving a. look round, they would 
 disappear, and would not be seen again. They had gone off to lunch, or else they had had 
 to go and finish a job close by in the Rue Myrrha. On other occasions, Coupeau took the 
 whole gang to have a glass of wine — Boche, the painters, and any comrades who happened 
 to be passing ; and that meant another afternoon wasted. Gervaise's patience was 
 thoroughly exhausted, when, suddenly, everything was finished in two days, the paint var- 
 nished, the paper hung, and the dirt all cleared away. The workmen had finished it 
 off as though they were playing, whistling away on their ladders, and singing loud enough 
 to deafen the whole neighbourhood. 
 
 The moving in took place at once. During the first few days, Gervaise felt as de- 
 lighted as a child whenever she crossed the road on returning from some errand. She 
 lingered to smile at her home. From a distance her shop appeared light and gay with its 
 pale blue signboard, on which the word " Laundress" was painted in big yellow letters, 
 amidst the dark row of the other frontages. In the window, closed in behind by little 
 muslin curtains, and hung on either side with blue paper to show off the whiteness of the 
 linen, some shirts were displayed, with some women's caps hanging above them on wires. 
 And she thought her shop looked pretty, being the same colour as the heavens. Inside, 
 there was more blue ; the paper, in imitation of a Pompadour chintz, represented a trellis 
 overgrown with convolvuli. The work-table, an immense piece of furniture which filled 
 two-thirds of the place, was covered with a thick cloth, and draped round with a piece of 
 cretonne, displaying large blue flowers, so as to hide the trestles on which it stood. Gervaise 
 would seat herself on a stool, breathing contentedly, and delighted with all that beautiful 
 cleanliness, as she devoured her new belongings with her eyes ; but her first look was al- 
 ways given to her stove, a cast-iron stove, where ten irons, ranged round the fire on slant- 
 ing plates, could heat at the same time. She would go down on her knees and look with 
 a constant dread, fearing that her little fool of an apprentice was making the cast-iron 
 crack by stuffing in too much coke. 
 
 The lodging at the back of the shop was tolerably decent. The Coupeaus slept in the 
 first room, where they also did the cooking and took their meal? ; a door at the back 
 opened on to the courtyard of the house. Nana's bed was in the right hand room, which 
 was lighted by a little round window close to the ceiling. As for Etienne, he shared the 
 left hand room with the dirty clothes, enormous bundles of which lay about on the floor. 
 However, there was one disadvantage — the Coupeaus would not admit it at first — but the 
 damp ran down the walls, and it was impossible to see clearly in the place after three 
 o'clock in the afternoon. 
 
THE "ASSOMMOIR." 
 
 87 
 
 e^f&^A- 
 
 COUPEAU. 
 
 In the neighbourhood the now shop produced a great sensation; The Coupeaus were 
 accused of going too fast, and making too much fuss. They had, in fact, spent the five 
 hundred francs lent by the Goujets in fitting up the shop and in moving, without keeping 
 sufficient to live upon for a fortnight, as they had intended doing. The morning , that 
 Gervaise took down her shutters lor the first time, she nad just six francs in her purse. 
 
88 THE "ASSOMMOIR" 
 
 But that did not worry her, customers began to arrive, and things seemed promising. A 
 week later, on the Saturday, before going to bed, she remained two hours making calcula- 
 tions on a piece of paper, and she awoke Coupeau to tell him, with a bright look on Jja^ 
 fabe, that there were hundreds and thousands of francs to be made, if they were only 
 careful. 
 
 " Ah, well ! " said Madame Lorilleux all over the Rue de la Goutte-d'Or, "my fool of a 
 brother is seeing some funny things ! All that was wanting was that the Hobbler should 
 go about on the loose. It becomes her well, doesn't it / " 
 
 The Lorilleux had declared war to the knife against Gervaise. To begin with, they had 
 almost died of rage during the time while the repairs were being done to the shop. If 
 they caught sight of the painters from a distance they would walk on the other side of 
 the way, and go up to their rooms with their teeth set. A blue shop for that " nobody," it 
 was enough to discourage all honest, hard-working people ! So on the second day, as 
 the apprentice was emptying a basin of starch water in the street just as Madame Lorilleux 
 was going out, the latter drew a crowd round them by accusing her sister-in-law of in- 
 citing her workgirls to insult her. And all intercourse was broken off; whenever they 
 met now, they only exchanged the most terrible looks. 
 
 "Yes, she leads a pretty life 1" Madame Lorilleux kept saying. " We all know where 
 the money came from that she paid for her wretched shop ! She earned it with the 
 blacksmith ; and he springs from a nice family too ! Didn't the father cut his Own 
 throat to save the guillotine the trouble of doing so? Anyhow, there was something 
 disreputable of the sort ! " 
 
 She very plainly accused Gervaise of being Goujet's mistress. She lied — she pretended 
 she had surprised them together one night on a seat on the exterior Boulevards. The 
 thought of this intimacy, of the stolen pleasures that her sister-in-law was no doubt en- 
 joying, exasperated her still more, because of her own ugly woman's enforced virtue. 
 Every day the same cry came from her heart to her lips, 
 
 " But whatever is it she has, that wretched cripple, for people to fall in love with her? 
 Nobody falls in love with me ! " 
 
 Then there were endless cacklings with the neighbours. She told the whole story. 
 Ah ! she had led them a fine dance on the wedding-day ! Oh ! she was not blind, she 
 saw then how it was going to turn out. Only, later on, the Hobbler had made herself 
 so pleasant, she was such a hypocrite, that she and her husband had consented, for 
 Coupeau's sake, to be Nana's godfather and godmother; and it had cost something, a 
 christening like that. But now, you know, the Hobbler might be at death's door, and in 
 want of a glass of water, yet she would certainly never take the trouble to give it to her. 
 She had no liking for insolent persons, nor hussies, nor harlots. As for Nana, she would 
 always be welcome whenever she came to see her godfather and godmother ; the little one 
 was not to be punished for her mother's crimes. Coupeau was in no need of advice; any 
 other man in his place would have boxed his wife's ears and given her a duck-ing. How- 
 ever, that was his business ; all they wanted was for him to see that proper respect was 
 paid to his family. Good heavens! if Lorilleux bad oaught.her, Madame Lorilleux, in the 
 very act of being unfaithful to him, it would not have passed off quietly ; he would have 
 stabbed her in the stomach with his shears. 
 
 The Boches, however, severe judges of the quarrels of the house, said that the Loril- 
 leux were in the wrong. The Lorilleux were no doubt respectable persons, quiet, working 
 the whole day long, and paying their rent regularly. But, really, jealousy drove them 
 mad. With all that, too, they would have tried to fleece an egg. Regular misers, there 
 was no other name for them ; people who hid away their bottle of wine when ever anyone 
 called, so as not to have to offer a glass. In^hort they were not at all a pleasant couple. 
 One day Gervaise had treated the Boches to some syrup and seltzer water, and they were 
 all drinking it in the doorkeeper's room when Madame Lorilleux passed very stiffly by, and 
 made a point of spitting on the ground before them as she did so ; and ever since then, 
 every Saturday when Madame Boche swept down the stairs and passages, she left the 
 dust in front of the chain-maker's door. 
 
 " It isn't to be wondered at ! " Madame Lorilleux would exclaim, " the Hobbler's for 
 ever stuffing them, the gluttons ! Ah ! they're all alike ; but they had better not 
 annoy me ! I'll complain to the landlord. Only yesterday I saw that sly old beast 
 Boche rubbing against Madame Gaudron's skirts. Just fancy ! making up to a woman 
 of that age, and who has half a dozen children too ; it's positively disgusting ! If I catch 
 
THE "ASSOMMOIR." 89 
 
 'em at anything of the sort again I'll tell Madame Boche, and she'll give her old man a 
 hiding. It'll be something to laugh at ! " 
 
 Mother Coupeau continued to visit the two homes, saying just what everyone else 
 said, and even managing to get asked oftener to dinner, by complaisantly listening one 
 night to her daughter and the next night to. her daughter-in-law. For the time being, 
 Madame Lerat had ceased calling on the Coupeaus, because she had quarrelled with the 
 Hobbler respecting a zouave who had cut his mistress's nose off with a razor. She took 
 the zouave's part, she considered slashing about with a razor a great sign of love, but 
 did not give her reasons ; and she had increased her sister's resentment by assuring her 
 that the Hobbler, in the course of conversation before fifteen or twenty persons, had 
 called her Cow's-Tail in the most open manner. Well ! yes, the Bodies, the neighbours 
 all called her Cow's-Tail now. 
 
 In the midst of all this tittle-tattle, Gervaise, quiet and smiling at the door of her shop, 
 greeted her friends with an affectionate little nod of the head. She delighted to come 
 there for a minute during her ironing to laugh at the street, with the pride of a shop- 
 keeper who has a bit of the pavement belonging to her. The Euo de la Goutte-d'Or 
 seemed here, and the adjacent streets, and the whole neighbourhood. When she 
 stretched out her head, with her loose white jacket on, her arms bare, her fair hair 
 which had come undone in the heat of her work, she would give a glance to the left and 
 another to the right, as far as she could see, so as to take in at once the passers-by, 
 the houses, the pavement, and the sky. To the left was the Rue de la Goutte-d'Or, 
 quiet and deserted like a corner in some country town, where women were conversing 
 in a low voice at their street do'ors. To the right, a few paces away, was the Rue des 
 Poissonniers with its noise of passing vehicles, its continual treading of a crowd which 
 came from all directions and filled that part with a vulgar mob. Gervaise loved the 
 street, the bumpings of the heavy carts over the uneven roadway, the jostlings of the 
 people along the narrow, smooth-flagged side-walks, which were every now and then 
 broken by a steep sloping pebble pavement. The few yards of gutter in front of her shop, 
 assumed an enormous importance in her eyes, became a wide river which she liked to see 
 perfectly clean — a strange and living river, the waters of which were capriciously 
 coloured in the midst of the black mud, with the most delicate tints from the dyer's 
 establishment. Then, too, she was interested in some of the shops, a vast grocery with 
 its display of dried fruits protected by some fine netting, a linen-drapery and hosiery for 
 workpeople, outside which overalls and blue blouses, hanging with the legs and arms 
 stretched out, waved in the slightest breeze. At the greengrocer's and the tripe-seller's, 
 she could see corners of counters on which superb cats sat quietly purring. Her neigh- 
 bour, Madame Vigouroux, the charcoal-dealer, returned her nod. She was a little fat 
 woman, with bright eyes and a black face, and was idling away her time laughing with 
 some men, as she leant against her shop front to which simulated logs of wood painted on 
 a background the colour of wine lees gave the appearance of a log hut. Mesdames 
 Cudorge, mother and daughter, her other neighbours, who kept the umbrella shop, never 
 showed themselves. Their window always had a sombre look, and their door, ornamented 
 with two little zinc parasols covered with a thick coat of bright vermilion, was invariably 
 closed. , 
 
 But, before going in again, Gervaise gave a glance over the way at a huge white wall 
 without a window, and in the middle of which was an immense gateway, through which 
 one could see the flare of a forge, in a courtyard full of carts and covered vans standing 
 with their shafts up in the air. On the wall the word " Farriery " was painted in tall 
 letters, surrounded by a frame-work of horse-shoes. All day long the hammers re- 
 sounded on the anvil, and clouds of sparks -lighted up the pale shadows of the courtyard. 
 And at the foot of this wall, in a hole about the size of a cupboard, between a dealer in 
 old iron and a fried-potato stall, was a clockmaker, a gentleman in a frock-coat, looking 
 very clean, who was for ever rummaging inside watches with some very tiny tools, in 
 front of a work-table on which some slender articles reposed under glasses ; whilst behind 
 him, the pendulums of two or three dozen little wooden clocks were ticking altogether, 
 amidst the gloomy wretchedness of the street and the cadenced hubbub of the farriery. 
 
 The neigh' burhood in general thought Gervaise very pretty. There was, it is true, a 
 od deal ofee sandal related regarding her ; but every one admitted that she had large 
 
 ', a sib" 1 Itaouth, and beautiful white teeth. In short, she was a pretty blonde, and 
 .id it ncj Mad^ for her unfortunate leg, she might have ranked amongst the comeliest. 
 
90 THE " ASSOMMOIR." 
 
 She was now in her twenty-eighth year, and had grown considerably plumper. Her fine 
 features were becoming slightly puffy, and her gestures were assuming a pleasant indolence. 
 At times she occasionally seemed to forget herself on the edge of a chair, whilst she waited 
 for her iron to heat, smiling vaguely and with an expression of greedy joy upon her face. 
 She was becoming fond of good living, everybody said so ; but that was not a very grave 
 fault, but rather the contrary. When one earns sufficient to be able to treat oneself to tit- 
 bits, one would be foolish to eat potato parings. All the more so as she continued to 
 work very hard, slaving to please her customers, sitting up late at night after the place was 
 closed, whenever there was anything pressing. She was lucky, as all her neighbours said ; 
 everything prospered with her. She did the washing for all the house — M. Madinier, Made 7 
 moiselle Remanjou, the Boches. She even secured some of the customers of her old em- 
 ployer, Madame Fauconnier, Parisian ladies living in the Rue du Faubourg-Poissonniere. 
 As early as the third week she was obliged to engage two workwomen, Madame Putois and 
 tall Clemence, the girl who used to live on the sixth floor ; counting her apprentice, that 
 little squint-eyed Augustine, who was as ugly as a beggar's breech, that made three per- 
 sons in her employ. Others would certainly have lost their heads at such a piece of good 
 fortune. It was excusable for her to feast a little on Monday after drudging all through 
 the week. Besides, it was necessary to her. She would have had no courage left, and 
 would have expected to see the shirts iron themselves, if she had not been able to line her 
 stomach with something nice, the desire for which tickled her appetite. 
 
 Never before had Gervaise shown so much complaisance. She was as meek as a lamb 
 and as good as bread. Excepting Madame Lorilleux, whom she called Cow's-Tail, out of 
 revenge, she detested no one, and found excuses for all. In her slight gluttonous forget- 
 fulness, when she had lunched well and drank her coffee, she yielded to the necessity for a 
 general indulgence all round. Her favourite saying was : " One must forgive one another, 
 if one does not wish to live like savages." When people talked of her kindness, she 
 laughed. It would never have suited her to have been cruel ! She protested ; she said 
 no merit was due to her for being kind. Had not all her dreams been realised ? Had she 
 anything else to wish for in life 1 She recalled her dream of bygone days, when she found 
 herself penniless —to work, have bread to eat, a home to live in, bring, up her children, not 
 to be beaten, and to die in her bed. And now her dream was more than realised ; she had 
 all, and far better. As to dying in her bed, added she jokingly, she counted upon it, only of 
 course at as distant a" date as possible. 
 
 1 1 was to Coupeau especially that Gervaise behaved nicely. Never an angry word, 
 never a complaint behind her husband's back. The zinc-worker had at length resumed 
 work ; and as the job he was then engaged on was at the other side of Paris, she gave him 
 every morning forty sous for his luncheon, his drinl^ and his tobacco. Only, two days 
 out of every six, Coupeau would stop on the way, spend the forty sous in drink with a 
 friend, and return home to lunch, with some cock-and-bull story. Once even he did not 
 take the trouble to go far; he treated himself, My-Boots, and three others to a regular 
 feast — snails, roast meat, and some sealed bottles of wine — at the " Capuchin," on the Bar- 
 riere de la Chapelle. Then, as his forty sous were not sufficient, he had sent the waiter to 
 his wife with the bill and the information that he was in pawn. She laughed and shrugged 
 her shoulders. Where was the harm, if her old man amused himself a bit ? You must 
 give men a long rein if you want to live peaceably at home. From one word to another, 
 one soon arrived at blows. It was easy to understand. Coupeau still suffered from his leg; 
 besides, he was led astray. He was obliged to do as the others did, or else he would be 
 thought a muff. And it was really a matter of no consequence. If he came home a little 
 bit elevated, he went to bed, and two hours afterwards lie was all right again. 
 
 It was now the warm time of the year. One June afternoon, a Saturday when the work 
 was pressing, Gervaise herself had piled the coke into the stove, around which ten irons 
 were heating, whilst a rumbling sound issued from the chimney. At that hour the sun was 
 shining full on the shop-front, and the pavement reflected an ardent recoil, causing all sorts 
 of quaint shadows to dance over the ceiling ; and that blaze of light, wjhich assumed a 
 bluish tinge from the colour of the paper on the shelves and against the winnow, was almost 
 blinding in the intensity with which it shone over the ironing-table, like a sunny dust shaken 
 amongst the fine linen. The atmosphere was stifling. The shop door vk? thrown wide 
 open, but not a breath of air entered ; the clothes, which were hung up om N-ass wires to 
 dry, steamed, and became as stiff as shavings in less than three quarters cIP l hour. For 
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THE " ASSOMMOIR." 91 
 
 ruptcd only by the smothered sound of the banging down of the irons on the thick blanket 
 covered with calico. 
 
 "Ah, well ! " said Gervaise, "it's enough to melt one ! It's almost impossible to keep 
 a thing on." 
 
 She was sitting on the floor, in front of a basin, starching some things. She had on 
 a white petticoat and a loose linen jacket with the sleeves rolled up, showing her bare arms 
 and neck ; and she looked quite rosy, and was perspiring to that extent that little locks 
 of her fair disordered hair were sticking to her skin. She carefully dipped caps, shirt-fronts, 
 entire petticoats, and the trimmings of women's drawers into the milky water. Then she 
 rolled the things up and placed them in a square basket, after dipping her hand in a pail 
 and shaking it over the portions of the shirts and drawers which she had not starched. 
 
 " This basketful's for you, Madame Putois," she resumed. " Look sharp, now ! It 
 dries at once, and will want doing all over again in an hour." 
 
 Madame Putois, a little thin woman of forty-five, was ironing without a drop of perspira- 
 tion, buttoned up in an old chestnut-coloured dress. She had not even taken her cap off, a 
 black cap trimmed with green ribbons turned partly yellow. And she stood perfectly up- 
 right in front of the ironing-table, which was too high for her, sticking out her elbows, and 
 moving her iron with the jerky evolutions of a puppet. On a sudden she exclaimed, 
 
 " Ah,' no ! Mademoiselle Clemence, you mustn't take your jacket off. You know I don't 
 like indecency. Whilst you're about it. you'd better show everything. There're already 
 three men over the way stopping to look." 
 
 Tall Clemence called her an old beast between her teeth. She was suffocating ; she 
 might certainly make herself comfortable ; every one was not gifted with a skin as dry as 
 touchwood. Besides, no one could see anything ; and she held up her arms, whilst her fine 
 girl's substantial bosom almost rent her chemise, and her shoulders were bursting through 
 the straps. At the rate she was going, Clemence was not likely to have any marrow 
 left in her bones long before she was thirty years old.' The morrow of a night of indul- 
 gence she was unable to feel the ground she trod upon, and fell asleep over her work, 
 whilst her head and her stomach seemed as though stuffed full of rags. But she was kept 
 all the same, for no other workwoman could iron a shirt with her style. 
 
 "It's all my own, you know!" she ended by declaring, as she slapped her bosom. 
 "And it doesn't bite, it hurts nobody." 
 
 "Clemence, put your jacket on again," said Gervaise. "Madame Putois is right, it 
 isn't decent. People will begin to take my house for what it isn't." 
 
 So tall Clemence dressed herself again, grumbling the while, 
 
 " There's prudery for you ! As though those fellows had never seen titties before ! " 
 
 And she vented her rage on the apprentice, that squint-eyed Augustine, who was iron- 
 ing some stockings and handkerchief's beside her. She jostled her and pushed her with 
 her elbow ; but Augustine, who was of a surly disposition, and slyly spiteful in the way 
 of an animal and a drudge, spat on the back of the other's dress, just out of revenge, without 
 being seen. Gervaise, during this incident, had commenced a cap belonging to Madame 
 J >oche, which she intended to take great pains with. She was passing a little iron, rounded 
 at both ends, over the inside of the crown, when a bony-looking woman entered the shop, 
 her face covered with red blotches and her skirts sopping wet. It was a washerwoman 
 who employed three assistants at the wash-house in the Kue de la Goutte-d'Or. 
 
 "You've come too soon, Madame Bijard!" cried Gervaise. " I told you to call this 
 evening. I'm too busy to attend to you now ! " 
 
 But as the washerwoman began lamenting and fearing that she would not be able to 
 put all the things to soak that day, she consented to give her the dirty clothes at once. 
 They went to fetch the bundles in the left hand room where Etienne slept, and returned with 
 enormous armfuls, which they piled up on the floor at the back of the shop. The sorting 
 lasted a good half hour. Gervaise made heaps all round her, throwing the shirts in one, 
 the chemises in another, the handkerchiefs, the socks, the dish-cloths in others. When- 
 ever she came across anything belonging to a new customer, she marked it with a cross 
 in red cotton, so as to know it again. And from all this dirty linen which they were 
 throwing about there issued an offensive odour in the warm atmosphere. 
 
 " Oh, my ! what a stench ! " said Clemence holding her nose. 
 
 "Of course there is! If it was clean they wouldn't send it us," quietly explained 
 Gervaise. " It smells as one would expect it to, that's all ! We said fourteen chemises, 
 didn't we, Madame Bijard 1 ! Fifteen, sixteen, seventeen — -" 
 
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 And she continued counting aloud. Used to this kind of thing she evinced no dis- 
 gust. She thrust her bare, rosy arms into the midst of the soiled chemises, of the dish- 
 cloths stiffened with grease, of the socks rotting with sweat. Yet, in the midst of 
 the strong odour which met her full in the face as she leant over the heaps, a feeling of 
 indifference took possession of her. She was seated on the edge of a stool, almost bent 
 double, slowly stretching her hands out to the right and to the left, as though that human 
 emanation was intoxicating her, whilst she smiled vaguely with a dreamy look in her 
 eyes. And it seemed as if her first tastes for idleness had come from that, from the 
 asphyxia resulting from the dirty clothes, poisoning the air around her. Just as she 
 was shaking out a child's dirty napkin, Coupeau came in. 
 
 " By Jove ! " he stuttered, " what a sun ! It shines full on your head ! " 
 
 The zinc- worker caught hold of the ironing-table to save himself, from falling. It was 
 the first time he had taken such a dose. Until then he had sometimes come home lively, 
 but nothing more. This time, however, he had a black eye, just a friendly, slap he had 
 run up against in a playful moment. His curly hair, already slightly streaked with grey, 
 must have dusted a corner in some low wine-shop, for a cobweb was hanging to one of his 
 locks over the back of his neck. He was still as funny as ever, though' his features were 
 rather drawn and aged, and his under jaw projected more ; but he was always lively, 
 as he would sometimes say, and his skin was still tender enough to tempt a duchess. 
 
 "I'll just tell you," he resumed, addressing Gervaise. ''It was Celery -Root, you 
 know him, the bloke with a wooden pin. Well, as he was going back to his native place, 
 he wanted to treat vis. Oh ! we were all right, if it hadn't been for that devil of a 
 sun. In the street everybody's ill. Really, all the world's boozed ! " 
 
 And as tall Clemence laughed at his thinking that the people in the street were drunk, 
 he was himself seized with an intense fit of gaiety which almost strangled him. 
 
 " Look at 'em ! the blessed tipplers ! Aren't they funny 1 "■ he cried. " But it's not 
 their fault, they've got the sun in their eyes." 
 
 All the shop laughed, even Madame Putois who did not like drunkards. That squint- 
 eyed Augustine was clucking like a hen, suffocating with her mouth wide open. Gervaise, 
 however, suspected Coupeau of not having come straight home, but of having passed an 
 hour with the'Lorilleux, who gave him bad advice. When he swore that he had not 
 been near them she laughed also, full of indulgence, and not even reproaching him with 
 having wasted another day. 
 
 "Good heavens! what nonsense he does talk," she murmured. " How does he manage 
 to say such stupid things'!" Then, in a maternal tone of voice, she added, "Now, go to 
 bed, won't you? You see we're busy ; you're in our way. That makes thirty-two handker- 
 chiefs, Madame Bijard; and two more, thirty-four." 
 
 But Coupeau was not sleepy. He stood there wagging his body from side to side, 
 like the pendulum of a clock, and chuckling in an obstinate and teasing manner. Ger- ' 
 vaise, who wished to get rid of Madame Bijard, called Clemence, and. made her count the 
 things whilst she wrote the number down. Then this tall good-for-nothing made use of 
 some coarse expression, uttered some foul remark respecting each article ; she exposed 
 the misery of the customers, had workshop jokes to crack upon every hole and every stain 
 that passed through her hands. Augustine was as one who did not understand, pricking 
 up her ears like a vicious little girl. Madame Putois pursed her lips, and considered it 
 foolish to speak of such things before Coupeau. There is no need for a man to see the 
 dirty linen ; respectable people avoid such open displays. 
 
 Gervaise, serious, and her mind fully occupied with what she was about, did not seem 
 to hear. As she wrote, she gave a glance to each article, so as to recognise it as it passed 
 before her ; and she never made a mistake ; she guessed the owner's name just by the 
 look or the colour. Those napkins belonged to the Gonjets, that was evident ; they 
 had not been used to wipe the saucepans with. That pillow-case certainly came from 
 the Boches, on account of the pomatum with which Madame Boche always smeared her 
 things. It was not necessary either to poke one's nose into M. Madinier's woollen under- 
 vests to know that they were his ; that man regularly dyed the wool, his skin was so greasy. 
 And she knew of other peculiarities, the hidden side of the neighbours who crossed the 
 street in silk skirts, the number of stockings, handkerchiefs, and chemises, that they al- 
 lowed themselves in the week, the way in which some people tore cetain articles always in 
 the same place. She was also full of anecdotes. Mademoiselle Bemanjou's chemises, for 
 instance, furnished material for interminable comments : they were wearing out at the top ; 
 
GERVAJSE AND HER WORKWOMEN COUNTING THE DIRTY LINEN. 
 
THE "ASSOMMOIR." 95 
 
 the old maid's shoulder-bones were probably pointed ; and they were never dirty, even if 
 she had worn them a fortnight, which showed that at that age one is like a piece of wood, 
 from which it would be difficult to extract a drop of moisture of any sort. It was thus 
 that at every sorting of the dirty liuen in the shop, they undressed the whole neighbour- 
 hood of the Goutte-d'Or. 
 
 " Here's something luscious ! " cried Clemence, opening another bundle. 
 
 Gervaise, suddenly seized with a great repugnance, drew back. 
 
 " Madame Gaudron's bundle 1 " said she. " I'll no longer wash for her, I'll find sotne ex- 
 cuse. .No, I'm not more particular than another. I've handled some most disgusting linen 
 in my time ; but, really, that lot I can't stomach. What can the woman db to get her 
 things into such a state ? " 
 
 And she requested Clemence to look sharp. But the girl continued her remarks, 
 thrusting her fingers through the holes, with allusions to the things, which she waved like 
 triumphal banners. Meanwhile, the heaps around Gervaise had grown higher. Still seated 
 on the edge of the stool, she was now disappearing between the petticoats and chemises. 
 Before her were sheets, drawers, table-cloths, a complete assortment of uncleanliness ; and 
 there, in the midst of that rising flood, she remained with her arms and her neck bare, and 
 little locks of her fair hair sticking to her temples, looking more rosy and languid than 
 ever. She regained her sedate air, her smile of an attentive and careful mistress, forget- 
 ting Madame Gaudron's dirty liuen, no longer rummaging with one hand amongst the heaps 
 to see that no mistake had been made. That squint-eyed Augustine, who delighted in 
 putting shovelfuls of coke into the stove, had filled it to such an extent that the cast-iron 
 plates were becoming red-hot. The sun was shining obliquely on the window ; the shop 
 was in a blaze. Then Coupeau, whom the great heat intoxicated all the more, was seized 
 with a sudden fit of tenderness. He advanced towards Gervaise with open arms and 
 deeply moved. 
 
 " You're a good woman,'' he stammered. " I must kiss you." 
 
 But he caught his foot in the petticoats which barred the way, and nearly fell. 
 
 " What a nuisance you are ! " said Gervaise, without getting angry. •"' Keep still, we've 
 done now." 
 
 No, he wanted to kiss her. He must db so because he loved her so much. Whilst he 
 stuttered, he turned the heap of petticoats, and stumbled against the pile of chemises ; then, 
 as he obstinately persisted, his feet caught together, and he fell flat, his nose in the midst 
 of the dish-cloths. Gervaise, beginning to lose her temper, pushed him, saying that he was 
 mixing all the things up. But Clemence, and even Madame Putois, maintained that she 
 was wrong. It was very nice of him, after all. He wanted to kiss her. She might very 
 well let herself be kissed. 
 
 " You're lucky, you are, Madame Coupeau," said Madame Bijard. whom her drunkard 
 of a husband, a locksmith, was killing with blows every night on returning home. " If 
 my old man was like that, when he's had a drop, it would be a pleasure ! " 
 
 Gervaise, who had calmed down, was already regretting her hastiness. She helped 
 Coupeau up on his legs again. Then she offered her cheek with a smile. But the zinc- 
 worker, without caring a button for the other people being present, seized her round the 
 waist. 
 
 " It's not for the sake of saying so," he murmured ; " but your dirty linen stinks 
 tremendously ! Still I love you all the same, you know." 
 
 " Leave off, you're tickling me," cried she, laughing the louder. " What a great silly 
 you are ! How can you be so absurd ? " 
 
 He had caught hold of her, and would not let her go. She gradually abandoned her- 
 self, dizzy from the slight faintness caused by the heap of clothes, and without repugnance 
 for Coupeau's foul-smelling breath. And the big kiss they exchanged ou each other's 
 mouths, in the midst of the filth of the laundress's trade, was the first tumble in the slow 
 downfall of their life. 
 
 Madame Bijard had commenced to tie the things up in bundles. She talked of her 
 little girl, two years old, whose name was Eulalie, and who was as sensible as a grown-up 
 woman. You could leave her by herself ; she never cried, nor played with the matches. 
 At length she carried off the bundles one by one, her tall body bending beneath the weight, 
 her face streaked with purple blotches. 
 
 " It's becoming unbearable, we're roasting," said Gervaise, wiping her face before re- 
 turning to Madame Boche's cap. 
 
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 THE "ASSOMMOIR. 
 
 " You're a good woman," he stammered, " I must kiss you." 
 
 Aud they talked of boxing Augustine's ears when they saw that the stove was red-hot. 
 The irons, also, were getting in the same condition. She must have the very devil in her 
 body ! One could not turn one's back a moment without her being up to some of her 
 tricks. Now they would have to wait a quarter of an hour before they would be able to 
 use the irons. Gervaise covered the fire with two shovelfuls of cinders. She also had the 
 idea of hanging a pair of sheets, like blinds, on to the wire-lines against the ceiling, so as 
 to allay the heat of the sun. Then they felt pretty comfortable in the shop. The tern- 
 
THE "ASSOMMOIH." 97 
 
 perature was still tremendously warm ; but one might have thought oneself in an alcove on 
 a clear day, shut in as at one's cwn home, quite away from the world, though one could hear 
 the people ou the other side of the streets walking quickly along the pavement ; and one 
 was able to put oneself at one's ease. Clemence took off her loose cotton jacket. Coupoau 
 still declining to go to bed, he was allowed to remain, but he had to promise to keep quiet 
 in a corner, for they had no time to waste. 
 
 " Whatever has that vermin done with my little iron ? " murmured Gervaise, speaking 
 of Augustine. 
 
 They were for ever seeking the little iron, which they found in the most out-of-the-way 
 places, where the apprentice, so they said, hid it out of spite. Gervaise at length finished 
 the crown of Madame Boche's cap. She had already done the lace in the rough, pulling it 
 out with her hand and flattening it with a slight touch of the iron. It was a cap with a 
 very ornamental front, consisting of narrow puffs, alternating with embroidered insertions. 
 And she stuck to her work silently, and taking great pains, ironing the puffs and the 
 insertions with an iron of the shape of an egg at the end of a rod fixed in a wooden foot. 
 
 Silence reigned around. For a while, one heard nothing but the dull sound of the irons 
 deadened by the thick ironing cloth. On either side of the large square table, the mistress, 
 the two workwomen and the apprentice, stood leaning over at their work, their shoulders 
 rounded, and their arms moving backwards and forwards without cessation. Each had her 
 stand on her right, a flat brick burnt by the hot irons. In the middle of the table, a piece 
 of rag and a little brush were soaking on the edge of a soup-plate full of clear water. A 
 bunch of large lillies was blooming in an old glass jar which had formerly contained 
 cherry-brandy, and which looked like a corner of some royal garden with its tuft of large 
 flowers, white as snow. Madame Putois had started on the basket of linen prepared by 
 Gervaise, towels, drawers, loose cotton jackets, and pairs of cuffs. Augustine was dawdling 
 over her stockings and dish-cloths, her nose up 'in the air, all engrossed by a big blue bottle 
 that was buzzing about. As for tall Clemence, she had reached her thirty-fifth shirt since 
 the morning. 
 
 '' Always wine, never spirits ! " suddenly said the zinc-worker, who felt the necessity of 
 making this declaration. " Spirits make me drunk, I'll have none of 'em ! " 
 
 Clemence took an iron from the stove with her leather holder, in which a piece of sheet 
 iron was inserted, and held it up to her cheek, to see how hot it was. She rubbed it on 
 her brick, wiped it on a piece of rag hanging from her waist-band, and started on her 
 thirty-fifth shirt, first of all ironing the shoulders and the sleeves. 
 
 '• Bah ! Monsieur Coupeau," said she, after a minute or two, " a little glass of brandy 
 isn't bad. It sets me going. Besides, the sooner you're merry, the jollier it is. Oh ! I 
 don't make any mistake ; I know that I sha'n't make old bones." 
 
 " What a nuisance you are with your funereal ideas !" interrupted Madame Putois, who 
 did not like hearing people talk of anything sad. 
 
 Coupeau had risen, and was becoming angry, thinking that he had been accused of 
 drinking brandy. He swore on his own head, and on the heads of his wife and child, that 
 there was not a drop of brandy in his veins. And he went up to Clemence and blew in 
 her face, so that she might smell his breath. Then, when he had his nose over her naked 
 shoulders, he began to chuckle. Clemence, after having folded the back of the shirt and 
 ironed it on either side, was now doing the wristbands and the collar. But, as he continued 
 pushing up against her, he caused her to make a crease, and she was obliged to take the 
 brush from the edge of the soup-plate, to smooth the starch. 
 
 " Madame," said she, " do make him leave off bothering me. 
 
 "Leave her alone ; it's stupid of you to go on like that," quietly observed Gervaise. 
 "We're in a hurry, do you hear?" 
 
 They were in a hurry. Well! what? it was not his fault. He was doing no harm. 
 He was not touching, he was only looking. Was it no longer allowed to look at the 
 beautiful things that God had made? All the same, she had precious fine arms, that artful 
 Clemence ! She might exhibit herself for two sous, and nobody would regret his money. 
 The girl allowed him to go on, laughing at these coarse compliments of a drunken man. 
 And she soon commenced joking with him. He chaffed her about the shirts. So, she was 
 always doing shirts ? Why, yes, she lived in them. Ah ! by Jove ! she knew them well, 
 she knew how they were made. Hundreds and hundreds had passed through her hands ! 
 All the fair fellows and all the dark fellows of the neighbourhood wore her work on their 
 backs. Yet, she continued her work, her shoulders shaking with her laughter ; she had 
 
98 THE "ASS0MM01R." 
 
 made five broad flat folds down the back, by inserting her iron through the opening in the 
 front ; she turned down the fore part and ironed it also in broad folds. 
 
 " That's the banner ! " said she, laughing louder than ever. 
 
 That squint-eyed Augustine almost burst, the joke seemed to her so funny. The 
 others bullied her. There was a brat for you, who laughed at words she ought not to 
 understand! Clemence handed her her iron; the apprentice finished up the irons on the 
 stockings and the dish-cloths, when they were no longer hot enough for the starched thiugs. 
 But she took hold of this one so clumsily, that she made herself a cuff in the form of a 
 long burn on the wrist. And she sobbed, and accused Clemence of having burnt her on 
 purpose. The latter, who had gone to fetch a very hot iron for the shirt front, consoled 
 her at once by threatening to iron her two ears, if she did not leave off. Then, she placed 
 a piece of flannel under the front, and slowly passed the iron over it, giving the starch time 
 to show up and dry. The shirt-front became as stiff and as shiny as cardboard. 
 
 " B3' golly ! " swore Coupeau, who was treading behind her with the obstinacy of a 
 drunkard. 
 
 He raised himself up, with a laugh that resembled a pulley in want of grease. Clem- 
 ence, leaning heavily over the ironing-table, her wrists turned up, her elbows sticking out 
 and wide apart, was bending her neck in a last eflbrt; and all her bare flesh swelled, her 
 shoulders rose with the slow play of the muscles beating beneath the soft skin, her bosom 
 heaved, wet with perspiration, in the rosy shadow of the open chemise. Then Coupeau 
 thrust out his hands to touch her. 
 
 " Madame ! madame ! " cried Clemence, " do make him leave off! I shall go away if it 
 continues. I won't be insulted." 
 
 Gervaise had just put Madame Boche's cap on a stand covered with a piece of rag, and 
 was minutely goffering the lace with some goffering-irons. She raised her eyes just as the 
 ziuc-worker was thrusting out his hands a second time. 
 
 " Really, Coupeau, you're too foolish," said she, with a vexed air, as though she were 
 scolding a child who persisted in eating his jam without bread. " You must come to bed." 
 
 " Yes, go to bed Monsieur Coupeau, it will be far better," exclaimed Madame Putois. 
 
 " Ah ! well," stuttered he, without ceasing to chuckle, " you're all precious particular ! 
 So one mustn't amuse oneself now? Women know me, I've never hurt them. One 
 squeezes a lady, you know, but one doesn't go any further ; one simply honours the sex. 
 And besides, when one displays one's stock-in-trade, it's that one may make one's choice, 
 isn't it? Why does the tall blonde show all she's got? No, it isn't decent ! " 
 
 And turning towards Clemence, he added : •" You know, my duck, you're wrong to bo 
 so strait-laced. If it's because other people are present — " 
 
 But he was unable to continue. Gervaise, without any violence, seized hold of him with 
 one hand and .placed the other on his mouth. He struggled, just by way of a joke, whilst 
 she pushed him to the back of the shop, towards the room. He got his mouth free, and 
 said that he was willing to go to bed, but that the tall blonde must come and warm his 
 tootsies. Then Gervaise was heard taking his shoes off. She was undressing him, mater- 
 nally scolding him the while. When she tugged at his trousers he almost died with 
 laughing, and abandoned himself, leaning back, sprawling in the middle of the bed ; and he 
 wriggled his legs, and said that she tickled him. At last, she tucked him in carefully, like 
 a child. Was he comfortable, now 1 But he did not answer, he called to Clemence, 
 
 " I say, ducky, I'm here and waiting for you ! " , 
 
 When Gervaise returned to the shop, that squint-eyed Augustine was receiving a sound 
 clout from Clemence. It was on account of a dirty iron, which Madame Putois had taken 
 from the stove. She, not suspecting anything, had blackened the whole of one side of a 
 jacket ; and as Clemence, to avoid the imputation of not having cleaned her iron, accused 
 Augustine, and swore by all that was holy that she had not used it, in spite of the dab of 
 burnt starch that was still sticking to it, the apprentice, incensed at such an unjust 
 accusation, had openly spat on the front of her dress. And she had received a good sound 
 clout in consequence. The squint-eyed one kept back her tears, cleaned the iron by scrap- 
 ing it, and then by wiping it after having rubbed a piece of tallow candle over it ; but, 
 each time she had occasion to pass behind Clemence, she spat, and laughed inwardly when- 
 ever the saliva ran down the tall one's skirt. 
 
 Gervaise continued goffering the lace of the cap. And in the sudden calm which ensued, 
 one could hear Coupeau's husky voice issuing from the depths of the back-shop. He was 
 still jolly, and was laughing to himself as he uttered bits of phrases. 
 
THE "ASSOMMOIR." 99 
 
 " How stupid she is, my wife ! How stupid of her to put me to bed ! Really ! it's too 
 absurd, in the middle of the day, when one isn't sleepy ! " 
 
 But, all on a sudden, he snored. Then, Gervaise gave a sigh of relief, happy in know- 
 ing that he was at length quiet, and sleeping off his intoxication on two good mattresses. 
 And she spoke out in the silence, in a slow and continuous voice, without taking her eyes off 
 the little goffering irons, which she deftly handled. 
 
 "You see, he hasn't his reason, one can't be angry. Were I to be harsh with him, it 
 would be of no use. I prefer to say just what he says and get him to bed ; then, at least, 
 it's over at once and I'm quiet. Besides, he isn't ill-natured, he loves me very much. You 
 saw just now, he would have gone through fire and water to kiss me. That's very nice 
 of him too ; for there are many who, when they are screwed, go and see other women. 
 But he comes straight home here. He jokes with you, but it doesn't go any further. Do 
 you hear, Clemence? you mustn't be offended. You know what men are when they're 
 tipsy ; they'd kill father and mother, and not even have the faintest recollection of it after- 
 wards. Oh ! I forgive him from the bottom of my heart. He's like all the others, you 
 know ! " 
 
 She said all this softly, without passion, already used to Coupeau's goings on, and 
 taking to discoursing on his love for her, but no longer seeing any harm in his squeezing the 
 waists of the girls in her employ. When she had finished, silence ensued and was not 
 again broken. Every time she wanted an article, Madame Putois took it from the basket, 
 which she pulled out from under the chintz hanging which adorned the table ; then, when 
 she had ironed it, she raised her little arms, and placed it on a shelf. Clemence was finish- 
 ing folding her thirty-fifth shirt, with the iron. There was no end of work; they had 
 reckoned that they would not get it finished till eleven at night, even with hurrying 
 all they could. 
 
 Having no longer anything to distract their attention, they now all set to with a will. 
 The bare arms moved to and fro, illuminating the white linen with their ruddy reflection. 
 The stove had. been again filled with coke, and as the sun, gliding in between the sheets, 
 shone full upon it, one could perceive the great heat ascending in the ray, an invisible 
 flame which quiveringly agitated the air. The temperature was becoming so stifling be- 
 neath the skirts and the table-cloths drying up against the ceiling, that squint-eyed Augus- 
 tine, having expended all her saliva, allowed a bit of her tongue to hang out at the corner of 
 her mouth. There was a stench from the over-heated stove of sour starch water, of burn- 
 ing from the irons, and of an unsavoury steaming bath-room with which the four workers, 
 almost dislocating their shoulders, mingled the unpleasant odour of their chignons and 
 their perspiring necks; whilst the bunch of lilies, in the stale greenish water of the glass 
 jar, were fading as they exhaled a very pure and powerful perfume. And now and again, 
 in the midst of the sound of the irons and the poker grating against the stove, Coupeau's 
 snore rumbled with the regularity of the enormous tick-tack of a clock, regulating the 
 movements of the workers. 
 
 On the morrow of his carouses, the zinc-worker always had a headache, a splitting head- 
 ache which kept him all day with his hair out of curl, whilst his breath was offensive, and 
 his mouth all swollen and askew. He got up late on those days, not shaking the fleas 
 off till about eight o'clock ; and he would hang about the shop and expectorate, unable to 
 make up his mind to start off to his work. It was another day lost. In the morning, 
 he would complain that his legs bent like pieces of thread, and would call himself a great 
 foci to guzzle to such an extent, as it broke one's constitution. But one met a host of 
 jolly dogs who would not let one go ; so one boozed away in spite of oneself, one got caught 
 in all sorts of traps, and ended by being bowled over, and pretty roughly too ! Ah ! no, 
 by Jove ! that would never happen to him again ! he did not intend to cock his toes in a 
 boozing-ken in the prime of his life. But, after his lunch, he would deck himself out, and 
 hum ! and ha! just to prove to himself that he still had a fine sonorous voice. He would 
 begin to deny the carouse of the day before, he had perhaps had a drop or two, that was all. 
 They no longer made such fellows as he, ever fit, with the devil's own muscle, and able to 
 drink anything without blinking an eye. 
 
 Then, for the whole afternoon, he would hang about the place. When he had thoroughly 
 badgered the workwomen, his wife would give him twenty sous to clear out. And off he 
 would go and buy his tobacco at the " Little Civet," in the Rue des Poissonniers, where he 
 generally took a plum in brandy, whenever he met a friend. Then, he spent the rest of 
 the twenty sous at old Francois's, at the corner of the Rue do la Goutte-d'Or, where there 
 
100 THE "ASSOMMOIU." 
 
 was a famous wine, quite young, which tickled your gullet. It was a boozing-ken of the 
 old style, a dark shop with a low ceiling, and a smoky room at the side hi which soup was 
 sold. And he would stop there till night-time, gambling for drink ; Francois supplied 
 him on tick, and had formally promised never to send the bill in to the wife. One must 
 give oneself a rinse out to get rid of the muck of the day before. One glass of wine leads 
 to another. Besides, he was a jolly fellow, who would never do the least harm to the fair 
 sex — a chap who loved a spree, sure enough, and who coloured his nose in his turn, but 
 in a nice manner, full of contempt for those pigs of men who have succumbed to alcohol, 
 and whom one never sees sober ! He went home as gay and as gallant as a lark. 
 
 " Has your lover been 1 " he would sometimes ask Gervaise by way of teasing her. 
 " One never sees him now; I must go and rout him out." 
 
 The lover was Goujet. He avoided, in fact, calling too often, for fear of being in the 
 way, and also of causing people to talk. Yet, he frequently found a pretext, such as bring- 
 ing the washing ; and he would pass no end of times in front of the shop. There was a 
 corner right at the back in which he liked to sit, without moving for hours, and smoke his 
 short pipe. Once every ten days, in the evening after his dinner, he would venture, there 
 and take up his favourite position. And he was no talker ; his mouth almost seemed sewn 
 up, as he sat with his eyes fixed on Gervaise, and only removed his pipe to laugh at every- 
 thing she said. When they were working late on a Saturday, he would stay on, and ap- 
 peared to amuse himself more than if he had gone to a theatre. At times, the women 
 were ironing up to three o'clock in the morning. A lamp hung by a wire from the ceiling, 
 the shade of it cast a large circle of brilliant light, in which the linen looked as soft and 
 as white as snow. The apprentice put the shutters up at the shop window; but as the 
 July nights were very hot, the street door was left open. And, as the hour advanced, the 
 women unfastened their things, so as to be nr-'-e at their ease. They had fine skins, which 
 assumed a golden hue in the lamp light, Gervaise's especially ; she was quite plump, her 
 fair shoulders had the gloss of silk, her neck was like a baby's, and had a dimple which 
 Goujet could have drawn from memory, he knew it so well. He became oppressed by the 
 fierce heat from the stove, and by the smell of the clothes steaming beneath the irons ; and 
 he gradually succumbed to a slight stupor, his mind slumbered, whilst his eyes became oc- 
 oupied with those women who were hurrying through their work, swinging their bare arms, 
 spending their night in making their customers smart on the morrow. Eound about the 
 shop, the neighbouring houses were slowly becoming wrapped in the great silence of sleep. 
 Midnight struck, thou one o'clock, then two o'clock. The vehicles and the crowd of pas- 
 sers-by had alike disappeared. Now, in the dark and deserted street, only the door showed 
 a ray of light, which looked like a piece of yellow stuff spread on the ground. Occasionally 
 a step was heard in the distance and a man drew near; and, as he passed, he stretched his 
 neck, surprised at the noise of the irons which he heard, and carried away with him a fleet- 
 ing vision of bare-breasted women in a ruddy mist. 
 
 Goujet, seeing that Gervaise did not know what to do with Etienne, and wishing to 
 deliver him from Coupeau's kicks, had engaged him to go and blow the bellows at the 
 factory where he worked. The profession of bolt-maker, if not one to be proud of on account 
 of the dirt of the forge and of the monotony of constantly hammering on pieces of iron 
 of a similar kind, was nevertheless a well paid one, at which ten and even twelve francs a 
 day could be earned. The youngster, who was then twelve years old, would soon be able 
 to go in for it, if the calling was to his liking. And Etienne had thus become another 
 link between the laundress and the blacksmith. The ,latter would bring the child home 
 and speak of his good conduct. Every one laughingly said that Goujet was smitten 
 - with Gervaise. She knew it, and blushed like a young girl, the flush of modesty colouring 
 her cheeks with the bright tints of the love-apple. Ah! the poor dear boy, he never 
 embarrassed her ! He had never spoken to her about it; nor had he ever made an indecent 
 gesture, or uttered a rude word. One did not meet many of such a virtuous tempera- 
 ment. And, without admitting it, she felt a great joy at being thus loved, as though she 
 were a holy virgin. Whenever anything bothered her much, she thought of the black- 
 smith, and that consoled her. If they found themselves alone together, they did not feel 
 the least embarrassment ; they smilingly looked each other full in the face, without saying 
 what they felt. It was a sensible affection, free from all thought of improper things, because 
 it is ever best to preserve one's peaje of mind, when one can manage to do so, and be 
 happy at the same time. 
 
 Towards the end of the summer, Nana quite upset the household. She was six ^eara 
 
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 old, and promised to be a thorough good-for-nothiug. So as not to have her always under 
 her feet, her- mother took her every morning to a little school in the Rue Polonceau, kept 
 by Mademoiselle Josse. She fastened her playfellows' dresses together behind, she filled 
 the school-mistress's snuff-box with ashes, and invented other tricks much less decent, 
 which could not be mentioned. Twice, Mademoiselle Josse expelled her, and then took her 
 back again so as not to lose the six francs a month. Directly lessons were over, Nana 
 avenged herself for having been kept in, by making an infernal noise under the porch and 
 in the courtyard where the ironers, whose ears could not stand her racket sent her to play. 
 There, she would meet Pauline, the Boches' daughter, and Victor, the son of Gervaise's old 
 employer — a big booby of ten, who delighted in playing with very little girls. Madame 
 Fauconnier, who had not quarrelled with the Coupeaus, would herself send her son. In 
 the house, too, there was an extraordinary swarm of brats, flights of children who rolled 
 down the four staircases at all hours of the day, and alighted on the pavement of the 
 court-yard like troops of noisy pillaging sparrows. Madame Gaudron alone contributed 
 nine, both dark and fair, with tangled hair and dirty noses, breeches which almost went 
 up to their eyes, stockings which hung down over their shoes, and torn jackets which 
 showed their white skin under the rags. Another woman, a baker's carrier, contributed 
 seven. Bands issued from nearly every room. And, in this multitude of rosy-faced ver- 
 min, who were washed only when it rained, were tall ones looking like pieces of string, 
 stout ones with bellies already as big as men's, and little ones but recently escaped from 
 their cradles, still unsteady on their legs, quite silly, and going on all fours when they 
 wanted to run. 
 
 Nana reigned supreme over this host of urchins : she ordered about girls twice her own 
 size, and only deigned to relinquish a little of her power in favour of Pauline and Victor, 
 intimate confidants who enforced her commands. This precious chit was for ever wanting 
 to play at being mamma, undressing the smallest ones to dress them again, insisting on 
 examining the others all over, messing them about, and exercising the capricious despotism 
 of a grown-up person with a vicious disposition. Under her leadership they got up to 
 tricks for which they should have been well spanked. The troop paddled in the coloured 
 water from the dyer's, and emerged from it with legs stained blue or red as high as the 
 knees ; then off it flew to the locksmith's, where it purloined nails and filings, and started 
 off again to alight in the midst of the carpenter's shavings, enormous heaps of shavings, 
 which delighted it immensely, and in which it rolled head over heels. The courtyard be- 
 longed to it, resounded with the noise of the little shoes scuttling helter-skelter about, 
 and with the piercing shrieks of the voices which swelled each time the troop took a fresh 
 flight. On certain days even the courtyard did not suffice. Then the band rushed down 
 into the cellars, raced up again, climbed to the top of a flight of stairs, skurried along a 
 passage, ran back into the courtyard, ascended another staircase, followed another passage, 
 and kept on at it for hours together without tiring, yelling all the time, and shaking the 
 colossal house with the gallop of destructive beasts escaped from every hole and corner. 
 
 "Aren't they abominable, those little toads?" cried Madame Boche. "Really, people 
 can have but very little to do, to get so many children. And yet they complain of having 
 no bread ! " 
 
 Boche said that children sprouted out of misery like mushrooms on a dungheap. The 
 doorkeeper was shouting at them all day, and menacing them with her broom. She ended 
 by fastening the door leading to the cellars, because she learnt from Pauline, to whom she 
 gave a couple of clouts, that Nana had taken to playing at being the doctor, down there 
 in the dark ; this vicious little thing administered remedies to the others with sticks. 
 
 Well, one afternoon, there was a frightful scene. It was bound to have come, sooner 
 or later. Nana had thought of a very funny little game. She had stolen one of Madame 
 Boche's wooden shoes from outside the doorkeeper's room. She tied a string to it, and 
 began dragging it about like a cart. Victor, on his side, had had the idea to fill it with 
 potato parings. Then, a procession was formed. Nana came first, dragging the wooden 
 shoe. Pauline and Victor walked on her right and left. Then, the entire crowd of urchins 
 followed in order, the big ones first, the little ones next, jostling one another; a baby in 
 long skirts, about as tall as a boot, with an old padded cap cocked on the side of its head, 
 brought up the rear. And the procession chanted something sad, with plenty of ohs ! and 
 ahs! Nana had said that they were going to play at a funeral ; the potato parings repre- 
 sented the body. When they had gone the round of the courtyard, they recommenced. 
 They thought it immensely amusing. 
 
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 THE '• ASSOMMOIR." 
 
 " What can they be up to 1 " murmured Madame Boche, who emerged from her room 
 to see, ever mistrustful and on the alert. 
 
 And when she understood: "But it's my shoe!" cried she furiously. "Ah, the young 
 rogues!" 
 
 She distributed some smacks, clouted Nana on both cheeks, and administered a kick' 
 behind to Pauline, that great goose who allowed the others to take her mother's shoe. It 
 so happened that Gervaise was" filling a bucket at the tap. When she beheld Nana, her 
 
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 105 
 
 nose bleeding, and choking with sobs, she almost sprang at the doorkeeper's chignon. It 
 was not right to hit a child as though it were an ox. One could have no heart, one must 
 be the lowest of the low, if one did so. Madame Boche naturally replied in a similar 
 strain. When one had a beast of a girl like that, one should keep her locked up. At 
 length, Boche himself appeared in the doorway, to call to his wife to come in and not to 
 enter into so many explanations with filth. That was his way of putting it. There was a 
 regular quarrel. 
 
 MADAME BOCHE, 
 
 As a matter of fact, things had not gone on very pleasantly between the Bodies and 
 the Coupeaus for a month past. Gervaise, who was of a very generous nature, was con- 
 tinually bestowing wine, broth, oranges, and slices of cake on the Boches. One night, she 
 had taken the remains of an endive and beetroot salad to the doorkeeper's room, knowing 
 that the latter would have done everything for such a treat. But, on the morrow, she 
 became quite pale with rage on hearing Mademoiselle Bemanjou relate how Madame Boche 
 had thrown the salad away in the presence of several persons, with an air of disgust, and 
 under the pretext that she, thank goodness! was not yet reduced to feeding on things 
 
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106 , THE " ASSOMMOIR." .A 
 
 which others had messed about. And, from that moment, Gervaise put a stop to all the 
 presents: no more bottles of wine, no more cups of broth, no more oranges, no more slices 
 of cake, nothing. 
 
 It was quite a sight to see the faces that the Boches made! It seemed to them 
 like a robbery on the part of the Coupeaus. Gervaise saw her mistake ; for, ifu-she had 
 not been so stupid as to stuff them to such an extent, they would not have got .into 
 bad habits, and would have continued to behave nicely. Wow, the doorkeeper found 
 nothing too bad to say about her. At the October quarter, she treated M. Marescot, the 
 landlord, to no end of slanderous stories, because the laundress, who spent her savings in 
 gormandizing, was a day behind with her rent ; and even M. Marescot, who was not very 
 polite either, entered the shop, with his hat on his head, and demanded his money, which 
 by the way was handed to him at once. Naturally, the Boches had shaken hands again 
 with the Lorilleux. Now, it was the Lorilleux who in the midst of the emotions springing 
 from the reconciliation tippled with the Boches in their room. They would never have 
 quarrelled had it not been for ;that Hobbler, who would even have stirred up strife 
 between mountains. Ah ! the Boches knew her well now, they could understand how 
 much the Lorilleux must suffer. And whenever she passed beneath the doorway, they all 
 affected to sneer at her. 
 
 One day, however, Gervaise went up to see the Lorilleux. It was with respect to mother 
 Coupeau, who was then sixty-seven years old. Mother Coupeau's eyesight was almost 
 completely gone. Her legs too were no longer what they used to be. She had been obliged 
 to give up her last place, and now threatened to die of hunger if assistance were not forth- 
 coming. Gervaise thought it shameful that a woman of her age, having three children, 
 should be thus abandoned by heaven and earth. And as Coupeau refused to speak to the 
 Lorilleux on the subject himself, saying that she, Gervaise, could very well go and do 
 so if he liked, the- latter went up in a fit of indignation with which her heart was almost 
 bursting. 
 
 When she reached their door, she entered like a tempest, and without knocking. No- 
 thing had been changed since the night when the Lorilleux, at their first meeting, had 
 received her so ungraciously. The same strip of faded woollen stuff separated the room 
 from the workshop, a lodging like a gun barrel, and which looked as though it had been 
 built for an eel. Bight at the back, Lorilleux, leaning; over his bench, was squeezing 
 together one by one the links of a piece of chain, whilst Madame Lorilleux, standing up in 
 front of the vice, was passing a gold wire through the draw-plate. In the broad daylight 
 the little forge had a rosy reflection. 
 
 " Yes, it's I ! " said Gervaise. " I daresay you're surprised to see me, as we're at dag- 
 gers drawn. But I've come neither for you nor for myself, you may be quite sure. It's 
 for mother Coupeau that I've como. Yes, I have come to see if we're going to let her beg 
 her bread from the charity of others." 
 
 "Ah, well, that's a fine way to burst in upon one!" murmured Madame Lorilleux. 
 " One must have a rare cheek." 
 
 And she turned her back and resumed drawing her gold wire, affecting to ignore her 
 sister-in-law's presence. But Lorilleux raised his pale face and cried : 
 
 " What's that you say 1 " 
 
 Then, as he had heard perfectly well, he continued : 
 
 "More back-bitings, .eh? She's nice, mother Coupeau, to go and cry starvation every- 
 where! Yet, only the day before yesterday, she dined here. We do what we can. We 
 haven't got Peru. Only, if she goes about gossiping with others, she had better stay with 
 them, for we don't like spies," 
 
 He took up the piece of chain and turned his back to Gervaise also, adding as though 
 with regret : 
 
 " When every one gives five francs a month, we'll give five francs." 
 
 Gervaise had calmed down, and felt quite chilled by the wooden looking faces of the 
 Lorilleux. She had never once set foot in their rooms without experiencing a certain 
 uneasiness. With her eyes fixed on the ground, on the holes of the wooden grating, through 
 which the waste gold fell, she now explained herself in a reasonable manner. Mother 
 Coupeau had three children ; if each one gave five francs, it would only make fifteen francs, 
 and really that was not enough, one could not live on it; they must at least triple the sum 
 among them. 
 
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THE " ASSOMMOIR." 107 
 
 It was quite amusing, people thought he was rich, simply because he had gold in his place. 
 Then, he abused mother Coupeau : she would not give up her coffee in the morning, she 
 must have her drop of brandy, she required no end of things' just like a person of fortune. 
 Of course everyone liked to take life easy ; but yet, when one had not troubled to save a 
 single sou, one must do as others did — go without luxuries. Besides, mother Coupeau was 
 not so old as to be unable to work ; she could still manage to see very well when it was 
 a question of getting a tit-bit from the bottom of the dish ; in short, she was an artful old 
 woman, who wanted to be pampered up. Even had he had the means, he would have 
 considered it wrong to support any one in idleness. 
 
 Gervaise, however, remained conciliatory, and peaceably argued against all this bad 
 reasoning. She tried to soften the Lorilleux. But the husband ended by no longer 
 answering her. The wife was now at the forge, scouring a piece of chain in the little brass 
 saucepan with the long handle, full of lye-water. She still affectedly turned her back, as 
 though a hundred leagues away. And Gervaise continued speaking, watching them pre- 
 tending to be absorbed in their labour, in the midst of the black dust of the workshop, 
 their bodies distorted, their clothes patched and greasy, both become stupidly hardened, like 
 old tools, iu the pursuit of their narrow mechanical task. Then, suddenly, anger again 
 got the better of her, and she exclaimed : 
 
 "Very well, I'd rather it was so; keep your money! I give mother Coupeau a home, 
 do you hear? I picked up a cat the other evening, so I can at least do the same for your 
 mother. And she shall be in want of nothing, she shall have her coffee and her drop of 
 brandy ! Good heavens ! what a vile family ! " 
 
 At these words Madame Lorilleux turned round. She brandished the saucepan as 
 though she was about to throw the lye-water in her sister-in-law's face. She stammered 
 with rage : 
 
 " Be off, or I shall do you an injury ! And don't count on the five francs, because I 
 won't give a radish ! no, not a radish ! Ah well ! yes, five francs ! Mamma would be your 
 servant, and you would enjoy yourself with my five francs ! If she goes to live with you, 
 tell her this, she may croak, I won't even send her a glass of water. Now, off you go! 
 clear out ! " 
 
 " What a monster of a woman ! " said Gervaise violently slamming the door behind 
 her. 
 
 On the morrow, she took mother Coupeau to live with her. She put up her bedstead 
 in the big closet where Nana slept, and which was lighted by a little round window close 
 to the ceiling. The moving did not take long, for all the furniture mother Coupeau pos- 
 sessed, consisted of this bedstead, an old walnut wardrobe which was placed in the dirty 
 clothes room, a table and two chairs ; they sold the table and had the two chairs reseated. 
 And the old woman, on the very evening of her arrival, swept up the crumbs and washed 
 up the dinner things, iu fact made herself useful, feeling delighted at having got out of her 
 difficulty. The Lorilleux were bursting with rage, the more so as Madame Lerat had just 
 become reconciled with the Coupeaus. One fine day the two , sisters, the artificial flower- 
 maker and the chain-maker, exchanged blows on account of Gervaise. The first had 
 ventured to approve the last-named's conduct with respect to their mother ; then, through 
 a desire to tease, seeing that the other was exasperated, she had gone so far as to say 
 that the laundress had magnificent eyes, eyes at which one might light pieces of paper ; 
 and they ended by slapping each other's faces and swearing never to meet again. After 
 that, Madame Lerat spent her evenings in the shop, where she was inwardly amused by 
 tall Clemence's loose goings-on. 
 
 Three years passed by. There were frequent quarrels and reconciliations. Gervaise 
 did not care a straw for the Lorilleux, the Boches and all the others who were not of her way 
 of thinking. If they did not like it, they could do the other thing. She earned what 
 she wished, that was her principal concern. The people of the neighbourhood had ended 
 by greatly esteeming her, for one did not find many customers so kind as she was, paying 
 punctually, never cavilling or higgling. She bought her bread of Madame Coudeloup, in the 
 Rue des Poissonniers ; her meat of stout Charles, a butcher in the Rue Polonceau; her 
 grocery at Lehongre's, in the Rue de la Goutte-d'Or, almost opposite her own shop. 
 Francois, the wine merchant at the corner of the street, supplied her with wine in baskets 
 of fifty bottles. Her neighbour Vigouroux, whose wife's hips must have been black and 
 blue, the men pinched her so much, sold coke to her at the same price as the gas com- 
 pany. 
 
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 THE "ASSOMMOlR." 
 
 And, in all truth, her tradespeople served her faithfully, knowing that there w;is 
 everything to gain by treating her well. So, whenever she went about the neighbourhood, 
 bareheaded and in her slippers, she was wished good-day on all sides ; she was there as 
 though in her own home, the adjacent streets were like the natural dependencies of her 
 lodging which opened on a level with the pavement. She would now linger over an 
 errand, happy in being out of doors in the midst of her acquaintances. The days when she 
 had not time to cook anything, she went and purchased something all ready, and had 
 a gossip with the eating-house keeper who occupied the shop on the other side of the 
 house, a vast apartment with big dusty windows, through the dirt of which one caught a 
 glimpse of the dull light of the court-yard at the back. Or else, her hands full of plates 
 and basins, she would stop and talk opposite some ground-floor window, which gave a 
 view of a cobbler's room, with the bed unmade, and the floor encumbered with rags, a 
 couple of broken cradles and the wax-pan full, of black water. But the neighbour whom 
 she still respected the most was the clock-maker opposite, the clean-looking gentleman in 
 the frock coat, who was for ever rummaging watches with dainty little tools ; and she 
 often crossed the street to wish him good-day, laughing with pleasure at beholding, in the 
 shop that was as narrow as a cupboard, the gaiety of the little wooden clocks with their 
 pendulums all beating together against time. 
 
 MONSIEUR JiOOHE. 
 
CHAPTER VI. 
 
 One afternoon in the autumn, Gervaise, who had been taking some washing home to a 
 customer in the Rue des Portes-Blanches, found herself at the bottom of the Rue des 
 Poissouniers just as the day was declining. , It had rained in the morning, the weather was 
 very mild, and an odour rose from the greasy pavement ; and the laundress, burdened 
 with her big basket, was rather out of breath, slow of step, and inclined to take her ease, 
 as she ascended the street with the vague preoccupation of a longing increased by her 
 weariness. She would have liked to have had something nice to eat. Then, on raising 
 her eyes, she beheld the name of the Rue Marcadet, and she suddenly had the idea of 
 going to see Goujet at his forge. He had no end of times told her to look in, any day she 
 was curious to see how iron was wrought. Besides, in presence of the other workmen she 
 would ask for Etienne, and make believe that she had merely called for the youngster. 
 
 The manufactory of bolts and rivets was somewhere near there, at that end of the 
 Rue Marcadet, though she did not exactly know where ; more especially as the numbers 
 were often missing from the buildings, which were interspersed by vacant plots of land. 
 It was a street in which she would not have lived for all the gold in the world — a wide, 
 dirty street, black from the coal-dust of the neighbouring manufactories, with uneven 
 paving-stones and ruts full of stagnant pools of water. On either side there was a row 
 of sheds, of lofty glazed workshops, of grey unfinished buildings, showing their wooden 
 frameworks, a jumble of tottering masonry, intersected by open spaces, giviDg a view of 
 the country beyond, and flanked by obscure lodging-houses and low cook-shops. She 
 could only remember that the factory was near an old iron and rag warehouse, a kind of 
 sewer opening on a level with the ground, in which slumbered hundreds of thousands 
 of francs' worth of goods, according to Goujet. And she tried to find her way amidst 
 the din of the factories. Slender pipes on the roofs violently disgorged jets of steam ; at 
 regular intervals, a grating sound, similar to that produced by a piece of calico being 
 abruptly torn, issued from a sawmill ; button manufactories shook the ground with the 
 rumbling and ticking of their machinery. As she was looking towards Montmartre, unde- 
 cided, and uncertain whether to go any further, a gust of wind blew the smoke from a tall 
 chimney downward and infected the street. She closed her eyes, feeling almost suffocated, 
 when she heard a noise of hammers beating in time ; without knowing it, she was exactly 
 opposite the place she was in search of,' and she recognised the fact on perceiving the hole 
 full of rags close by. 
 
 Yet she still hesitated, not knowing where to enter. Some broken palings opened a 
 passage which seemed to lead through the heaps of rubbish from some buildings recently 
 pulled down. As a large puddle of muddy water barred the way, two planks had been 
 thrown across it. She ended by venturing along them, turned to the left, and found 
 herself lost in the depths of a strange forest of old carts, standing on end with their shafts 
 in the air, and of hovels in ruins, the wood-work of which was still standing. Right at the 
 end, rending the darkness which blended with a remnant of daylight, a red fire was 
 shining. The noise of the hammers had ceased. She was advancing carefully, moving in 
 the direction of the light, when a workman, his face blackened with coal-dust, and wearing 
 a goatee, passed near her, casting a side-glance with his pale eyes. 
 
 " Sir," asked she, " it's here, is it not, that a boy named Etienne works 1 He's my son." 
 " Etienne, Etienne," repeated the workman, in a hoarse voice, as he twisted himself 
 about. " Etienne ; no, I don't know him." 
 
 His open mouth exhaled that odour of alcohol which comes from old brandy casks with 
 their bungs out ; and, as the meeting with a woman in that dark corner was beginning to 
 make him over pleasant, Gervaise drew back, murmuring, 
 " But yet it's here that Monsieur Goujet works, isn't it ? " 
 
 "Ah ! Goujet, yes ! " said the workman ; " I know Goujet ! If you've come for Goujet, 
 go right to the end." 
 
 And, turning round, he called out at the top of his voice, which had a sound of cracked 
 brass, 
 
 " I say, Golden-Mug, here's a lady wants you ! " 
 
110 THE "ASSOMMOIK." 
 
 But a clanging of iron drowned the cry. Gervaise went to the end. She reached a 
 door, and, stretching out her neck, looked in. It opened into a vast apartment in which 
 at first she could distinguish nothing. The forge, as though dead, shone in a corner 
 with the faint glimmer. of a star, which rendered the gloom deeper still. Large shadows 
 hung about, and now and again black masses, men inordinately enlarged, whose sinewy 
 limbs could be imagined, passed before the fire, hiding that last gleam of light. Ger- 
 vaise, not daring to venture in, called from the doorway, in a faint voice, 
 
 "Monsieur Goujet ! Monsieur Goujet ! " 
 
 Suddenly all became lighted up. Beneath the puff of the bellows, a jet of white flame 
 had ascended. The shed was seen, enclosed by boarding, with openings roughly plastered 
 round, and corners strengthened with bits of brick wall. The dust that blew from the 
 coal fire had coated the place with a greyish soot. Cobwebs hung from the beams, looking 
 like rags put up there to dry, and heavy with the dirt of years. Around the walls, on 
 shelves, or hanging to nails, or thrown down in the dark corners, was a collection of old 
 iroD, of damaged utensils, and of enormous implements, showing, as they lay about, their 
 tarnished, harsh, and broken forms. And the bright white flame continued to blaze away, 
 illuminating as though with a ray of sunshine the trodden ground, on which the shining 
 steel of four anvils, fixed in their blocks, had the reflection of silver streaked with gold. 
 
 Then Gervaise recognised Goujet in front of the forge by his beautiful yellow beard. 
 Etienne was blowing the bellows. Two other workmen were there, but she only beheld 
 Goujet, and walked forward and stood before him. 
 
 '_' Why, it's Madame Gervaise ! " he exclaimed, with a bright look on his face. " What 
 a pleasant surprise ! " 
 
 But as his comrades appeared to be rather amused, he pushed Etienne towards his mother 
 and resumed, 
 
 " You've come to see the youngster. He behaves himself well, he's beginning to get 
 some strength in his wrists." 
 
 " Ah, well ! " said she, " it's not easy to get here. I thought myself at the end of the 
 world." 
 
 And she told him what a journey she had had. Then she asked him why Etienne's 
 name was not known in the workshop. Goujet laughed, and explained that every one called 
 the boy the little Zouzou, because his hair was cut short like a zouave's. Whilst they 
 were talking together, Etienne left off working the bellows, the flame of the forge gradu- 
 ally lowered, a rosy glimmer was dying away in the middle of the shed, which had once 
 more become dark. The blacksmith, deeply moved, watched the smiling young woman, 
 looking so fresh in that faint light. Then, wrapped in the shadows, as neither continued 
 speaking, he seemed to recollect and broke the silence. 
 
 " Excuse me, Madame Gervaise, I've something that has to be finished. You'll stay 
 there, won't you 1 You're not in anybody's way." 
 
 She remained. Etienne returned to the bellows. The forge was soon ablaze again, with 
 a cloud of sparks ; the' more so as the youngster, to show his mother what he could do, 
 was making the bellows blow a regular hurricane. Goujet, standing up watching a bar of 
 iron heating, was waiting with the tongs in his hand. The bright glare illuminated him 
 without a shadow. His shirt, rolled up at the sleeves, open at the neck, displayed his bare 
 arms and bare chest, a skin as pinky white as a girl's, with little light curly hairs ; and, with 
 his head rather low on his enormous shoulders all streaked with muscles, an attentive ex- 
 pression on his face, his pale eyes fixed, without blinking, on the flame, he looked like a 
 giant at rest, calm in the knowledge of his might. When the bar was at white heat, he 
 seized it with the tongs and cut it with a hammer on an anvil, in pieces of equal length, as 
 though he had been gently breaking bits of glass. Then he put the pieces back into the 
 fire, from which he took them one by one to work them into shape. He was forging 
 hexagonal rivets. He placed each piece in a tool-hole of the anvil, beat down the iron 
 that was to form the head, flattened the six sides, and threw the finished rivet, still red 
 hot, on to the black earth, where its bright light gradually died out ; and this with a con- 
 tinuous hammering, wielding in his right hand a hammer weighing five pounds, completing 
 a detail at every blow, turning and working the iron with such dexterity that he was able 
 to talk to and look at those about him. The anvil had a silvery ring. Without a drop of 
 perspiration, quite at his ease, he struck in a good-natured sort of way, not appearing to ex- 
 ert himself more than on the evenings when he cut out pictures at home. 
 
 " Oh ! these are little rivets of twenty millimetres," said he in reply to Gervaise's 
 
THE "ASSOMMOIR." Ill 
 
 questions. "A fellow can do his three hundred a day. But it requires practice, .for 
 one's arm soon grows rusty." 
 
 And when she asked him if his wrist did not feel stiff at the end of the day, he laughed 
 aloud. Did she think him a young lady ? His wrist had had plenty of drudgery for 
 fifteen years past ; it was now as strong as the iron implements it had been so long in 
 contact with. She was right though ; a gentleman who had never forged a rivet or a 
 bolt, and who would try to show off with his five pound hammer, would find himself 
 precious stiff in the course of a couple of hours. It did not seem much, but a few years 
 of it often did for some very strong fellows. During this conversation, the other work- 
 men were also hammering away, all together. Their tall shadows danced about in the 
 light, the red flashes of the iron taken from the fire traversed the gloomy recesses, clouds 
 of sparks darted out from beneath the hammers, and shone like suns on a level with 
 the anvils. And Gervaise, feeling happy and interested in the movement round the forge, 
 did not think of leaving. She was going a long way round to get nearer to Etienne 
 without having her hands burnt, when she saw the dirty and bearded workman, whom 
 she had spoken to outside, enter. 
 
 " So you've found him, madame 1 " asked he in his drunken, bantering way. " You 
 know, Golden-Mug, it's I who told madame where to find you." 
 
 He was called Salted-Mouth, otherwise Drink-without-Thirst, the brick of bricks, a 
 dab hand at bolt forging, who wetted his iron every day with a pint and a half of brandy. 
 He had gone out to have a drop, because he felt he wanted greasing to make him last till 
 six o'clock. When he learnt that Zouzou's real name was Etienne, he thought it very 
 J unny ; and he showed his black teeth as he laughed. Then he recognised Gervafse. 
 Only the day before he had had a glass of wine with Coupeau. You could speak to 
 Coupeau. about Salted-Mouth, otherwise Drink-without-Thirst; he would at once say : 
 " He's a jolly dog ! " Ah ! that joker Coupeau ! he was one of the right sort ; he stood 
 treat oftener than his turn. 
 
 " I'm awfully glad to know you're his missis," added he. " He deserves to have a 
 pretty wife. Eh, Golden-Muo-, madame is a fine woman, isn't she 1 " 
 
 He was becoming quite gallant, sidling up towards the laundress, who took hold 
 of her basket and held it in front of her, so as to keep him at a distance. Goujet, 
 annoyed, and seeing that his comrade was joking, because of his friendship for Gervaise, 
 called out to him : 
 
 "I say, lazybones, what about the forty millimetre bolts? Do you think you're equal 
 to 'em, now that you've got your gullet full, you confounded guzzler 1 " 
 
 The blacksmith was alluding to an order for big bolts which necessitated two beaters 
 at the anvil. 
 
 " I'm ready to start at this moment, big baby ! " replied Salted-Mouth, otherwise 
 Drink-without-Thirst. " It sucks its thumb -and thinks itself a man. In spite of your 
 size, I'm equal to you ! " 
 
 "Yes, that's it, at once. Look sharp, and off we go ! " 
 
 " Eight you are, my boy ! " 
 
 They defied each other, stimulated by Gervaise's presence. Goujet placed the pieces 
 of iron that had 'been cut beforehand in the fire ; then he fixed a tool-hole of large . 
 bore on an anvil. His comrade had taken from against the wall two sledge-hammers 
 weighing twenty pounds each, the two big sisters of the factory, whom the workmen 
 called Fifine and Dedele. And he continued to brag, talking of a half-gross of rivets 
 which he had forged for the Dunkirk lighthouse, regular jewels, things to put in a museum, 
 they were so daintily finished off. Hang it all, no ! he did not fear competition ; before 
 meeting with another chap like him, you might search every factory in the capital. 
 -They were going to have a laugh ; they would see what they would see. 
 
 " Madame shall be judge," said he, turning towards the young woman. 
 
 " Enough chattering ! " cried Goujet. " Now then, Zouzou, show your muscle ! It 
 doesn't heat a bit, my lad." 
 
 But Salted-Mouth, otherwise Drink-without-Thirst, asked: "So we strike together?" 
 
 " Not a bit of it ! each his own bolt, my friend ! " 
 
 This statement operated as a damper, and Goujet's comrade, on hearing it, remained 
 speechless, in spite of all his boasting. Bolts of forty millimetres fashioned by one man 
 had never before been seen ; the more so as the bolts were to be round-headed, a work of 
 great difficulty, a real masterpiece to achieye. The three other workmen who were 
 
112 THE " ASSOMMOIR." 
 
 present left their work to look on ; a tall, spare fellow wagered a quart that Goujet would 
 be beaten. The two blacksmiths each took a sledge-hammer with their eyes shut, because 
 Fifine weighed half a pound more than Dedele. Salted : Mouth, . otherwise Drink-without- 
 Thirst, had the luck to put his hand on D6dele, so that Fifine fell to Golden-Mug. 
 And, while waiting till the iron was at a white heat, the first, having recovered his cheek, 
 swaggered about in front of the anvil, casting tender glances at the laundress. He 
 took up bis position, stamped on the ground with his foot, like a gentleman fencing, 
 and already made the gesture of swinging Dddele with all his might. Ah ! Jove's 
 thunder! he was in his element; he could have beaten the Venddme column into a 
 pulp ! 
 
 " Now then, off you go ! " said Goujet, placing one of the pieces of iron, as thick as 
 a'girl's wrist, in the tool-hole. 
 
 Salted-Mouth, otherwise Drink-without-Thirst, leant back, and swung Dedele round 
 with both hands. Short, dried-up, with his goatee, and with his wolf-like eyes glaring 
 beneath his unkempt hair, he seemed to snap at each swing of the hammer, springing 
 up from the ground as though carried away by the force he put into the blow. He was a 
 fierce one, who fought with the iron, annoyed at finding it so hard, and he even gave a 
 grunt whenever he thought he had planted a fine stroke. Perhaps brandy did weaken 
 other people's arms, but he needed brandy in his veins, instead of blood. The drop 
 he had taken a little while before had made his carcass as v/arm as a boiler ; he felt he 
 had the power of a steam-engine within him. And the iron seemed to be afraid of him 
 this time ; he flattened it more easily than if it had been a quid of tobacco. And it was 
 alight to. see how Dedele waltzed ! She cut such capers, with her tootsies in the air, just 
 like a dollymop of the Elys6e Montmartre, who exhibits her under-garments ; for it would 
 never do to dawdle, iron is so deceitful, it cools at once just to spite the hammer. With 
 thirty blows, Salted-Mouth, otherwise. Drink-without-Thirst, had fashioned the head of 
 his bolt. But he panted, his eyes were half out of hiiSiead, and he got into a great 
 rage as he felt his arms growing tired. Then, carried away by wrath, jumping about 
 and yelling, he gave two more blows, just out of revenge for bis trouble. When he took 
 the bolt from the hole, it was, deformed, its head being askew like a hunchback's. 
 
 " Come now ! isn't that quickly beaten into shape 1 " said he all the same, with his 
 self-confidence, as he presented his work to Gervaise. 
 
 "I'm no judge, sir," replied the laundress, reservedly. 
 
 But she saw plaiuy enough the marks of Dedele's last two kicks on the bolt, and 
 she was very pleased. She bit her lips so as not to laugh, for now Goujet had every 
 chance of winning. 
 
 It was now Golden-Mug's turn. Before commencing, he gave the laundress a look full 
 of confident tenderness. Then he did not hurry himself. He measured his distance; and 
 swung the hammer from on high with all his might and at regular intervals. He had the 
 classic style, accurate, evenly balanced, and supple. Fifine in his hands did not cut capers, 
 like at a dancing-place, cocking her legs above her skirts ; she rose and fell in cadence, 
 like a lady of quality solemnly leading some ancient minuet. Fifine's heels beat time 
 gravely, and smote the red-hot iron of the bolt's head with scientific strokes, first flatten- 
 ing the metal in the centre, then modelling it by a series of blows of rhythmical precision. 
 It was certainly not brandy that filled Golden-Mug's veins ; it was blood, pure blood, that 
 flowed powerfully even into his hammer, and accomplished the task. It was a magnificent 
 sight to see that fellow at work ! The glare of the forge shone full upon him. His short 
 hair curling over his low forehead, his handsome yellow beard with its wavy ringlets, seemed 
 to light up, and illuminated all his face with its golden threads, making it indeed a face of 
 gold. With that he had a neck like a pillar, and as white as a child's ; a vast chest, broad 
 enough to bear a woman across it ; shoulders and arms which seemed sculptured from 
 those of a giant in some museum. When he took his aim, one could see his muscles rise, 
 mountains of flesh rolling and hardening beneath the skin ; his shoulders, his chest, his 
 neck, all swelled; he cast a halo around him; he became beautiful, all-powei ful, like a god. 
 He had already brought Fifine down twenty times, his eyes fixed on the iron ; taking breath 
 at every stroke, with merely two big drops of perspiration trickling down his temples. He 
 counted : twenty-one, twenty-two, twenty-three. Fifine quietly continued her grand lady's 
 curtseys. 
 
 " What affectation ! " jeeriugly murmured Salted-Mouth, otherwise Drink-without- 
 Thirst. 
 
.Xr* THD r-n<i c 
 
 GOLDEN-MUG FORGING A BOLT IN TEE PRESENCE OF GERVA1SE. 
 
 P. 112. 
 
THE "ASSOMMOIK." 115 
 
 And Gervaise, standing opposite Golden-Mug, looked on, smiling tenderly. Ah, what 
 fools men are ! Were they not each hammering their bolts by way of courting her i Oh, 
 she saw it all : they were fighting for her with their hammers ; they were like two big 
 red cocks making up to a little white hen. What devices, eh? All the same, the heart 
 has at times funny ways of declaring itself. Yes, it was for her, that thunder of Dedele and 
 Fifine beating on the anvil ; it was for her, all that crushing of iron; it was for her, that 
 forge in activity, flaring like a conflagration, filled with a shower of fiery sparks. They 
 were forging there a love for her, forging against each other with her as the prize. And, 
 in her heart, this pleased her ; for, after all, women love compliments. Golden-Mug's blows 
 especially found an echo in her breast ; they resounded there as on the anvil, with a 
 bright music which accompanied the heavy throbbings of her blood. It seems absurd, but 
 she felt that they drove something into her there, something solid, a little of the iron of 
 the bolt. At twilight, before entering the factory, she had experienced a vague desire, as she 
 passed along the wet pavements, to eat something nise ; now she felt satisfied, as though 
 the blows Golden-Mug had dealt with his hammer had nourished her. Oh, she had no 
 doubt of his victory. It was to him that she would belong. Salted-Mouth, otherwise 
 Drink-without-Thirst, was too ugly, jumping about like an escaped monkey, in his dirty 
 blouse and overalls. And she waited, looking very red, feeling happy in the stifling heat, 
 however, and taking a delight in being shaken from head to foot by Fifme's final 
 strokes. 
 
 Goujet was still counting. 
 
 "And twenty-eight !" cried he at length, laying the hammer on the ground. "It's 
 finished ; you can look." 
 
 The head of the bolt was clean, polished, and without a flaw, regular goldsmith's work, 
 with the roundness of a marble cast in a mould. The other men looked at it and nodded 
 their heads ; there was no denying it was lovely enough to be worshipped. Salted-Mouth, 
 otherwise Drink-without-Thirst, tried indeed to chaff; but it was no use, and he ended by 
 returning to his anvil, with his nose put out of joint. Gervaise had squeezed up against 
 Goujet, as though to get a better view. Etienne having let go the bellows, the forge 
 was once more becoming enveloped in shadow, like a brilliant red sunset suddenly giving 
 way to black night. And the blacksmith and the laundress experienced a sweet pleasure 
 in feeling this gloom surround them, in that shed black with soot and filings, and where 
 an odour of old iron prevailed. They could not have thought themselves more alone in 
 the Bois de Vincennes had they met therein the depths of some copse. He took her hand 
 as though he had conquered her. 
 
 Outside, they scarcely exchanged a word. All he could find to say was that she might 
 have taken Etienne away with her, had it not been that there was still another half-hour's 
 work to get through. She was at length going off, when he called her back, trying to keep 
 her with him a few minutes longer. 
 
 " Come this way, you haven't seen everything. Eeally, now, it's very curious." 
 
 He led her to the right, to another shed, where his employer had set up some machinery. 
 She hesitated at the threshold, seized with an instinctive fear. The vast apartment shook 
 with the vibration, and huge shadows, pierced with red fires, hung about. But he smil- 
 ingly reassured her, saying that there was nothing to be afraid of. All she had to do was 
 to be careful not to let her skirts go near any of the gear. He walked first, and she fol- 
 lowed in the midst of that deafening uproar composed of all sorts of noises, whistling and 
 rumbling, and of those vapours peopled with vague forms — men black and busy, machines 
 agitating their arms — which she was unable to distinguish from each other. The passages 
 were very narrow ; it was necessary to step over obstacles, to beware of holes, and to stand 
 on one side to avoid being jostled. One could not hear oneself speak. For a time, she 
 saw nothing distinctly ; all danced before her. Then, as she felt the sensation of a great 
 flapping of wings above her head, she raised her eyes, and stopped to look at the long 
 straps hanging from the ceiling, like a gigantic cobweb, each thread of which seemed to be 
 for ever unwinding without coming to an end ; the steam-engine, which produced the motive- 
 power, was hidden away in a corner behind a little brick wall ; the straps seemed to spin 
 along without any help, bringing the motion from the depths of the gloom, with their con- 
 tinuous and regular glide, as gentle as the flight of a night bird. But she nearly fell, 
 through stumbling against one of the pipes of the ventilator, which ramified over the trodden 
 ground, distributing its sharp breath of wind to the little forges near the machines. And 
 he commenced by showing this to her, turning the air on to a fire ; large fan-shaped flames 
 
116 THE "ASSOMMOIR" 
 
 spread, out on the four sides, formiug a dazzling and rugged collar of fire, slightly tinted 
 with a touch of crimson ; the light was so brilliant that the workmen's little lamps looked 
 like dark spots on a sun. 
 
 Then he raised his voice to give her some explanations, as he showed her the machinery 
 — the mechanical shears which devoured bars of iron, gobbling a piece at each bite, and 
 spitting the bits out behind one by one ; the bolt and rivet machines, tall and compli- 
 cated, which forged the heads with a single pressure of their powerful screw ; the scrapers, 
 with their cast-iron fly-wheel looking like a ball of cast-iron as it furiously beat the air 
 round each article, from which they removed the rough edges ; the tappers, worked by 
 women, tapping the bolts and their nuts, with the tick-tack of their steel wheels that shone 
 beneath the grease of the machine oil. She could thus follow the whole fabrication, from 
 the iron in bars leaning up against the walls to the manufactured bolts and rivets, casefuls 
 of which filled the corners. Then she understood, she smiled as she nodded her head ; 
 but all the same she had an oppressive feeling in her throat, uneasy at being so little and 
 so tender amongst those formidable workers in metal, and now and again she turned round, 
 so startled by the dull thud of one of the scrapers that her blood almost froze in her 
 veins. She became accustomed to the gloom, and beheld recesses in which immovable men 
 regulated the breathless dance of the fly-wheels, whenever a fire suddenly shed a flood of 
 light from its collar of flame. And in spite of herself, her eyes wandered back to the 
 roof, to the life, to the very blood of the machines, to the supple flight of the straps, 
 the noiseless and enormous power of which she watched as it passed in the uncertain 
 darkness that hung about the beams and rafters. 
 
 Goujet had stopped in front of one of the machines for making rivets. He stood 
 there, wrapped in thought, with bowed head and fixed look. The machine forged rivets of 
 forty millimetres with the quiet ease of a giant. And in truth nothing was simpler. 
 The fireman took the piece of iron from the fire, the striker placed it in the tool-hole, 
 which was moistened by a constant trickling of water to guard against softening the 
 steel, and the thing was done, the screw came down, the rivet jumped to the ground, 
 with its head as round as though it had been cast in a mould. In twelve hours that 
 confounded machine manufactured hundredweights of rivets. Goujet was not spiteful ; 
 but, at certain moments, it would have delighted him to have taken Fifine and gone and 
 knocked all that machinery about, in his rage at seeing that it possessed arms more power- 
 iul than his own. It caused him great vexation, even when he reasoned with himself, and 
 told himself that flesh could not fight against iron. One day certainly, machinery would 
 kill the workman ; wages had already fallen from twelve francs to nine francs a day, and 
 there was a talk of lowering them still more ; in short, there was nothing lively in those 
 hulking contrivances which made bolts and rivets just the same as they might have made 
 sausages. He gazed at that one fully three minutes without saying a word ; his brow con- 
 tracted, and his beautiful yellow beard bristled menacingly. Then a look of gentleness 
 and resignation gradually softened the expression of his features. He turned towards 
 Gervaise, who pressed against him, and said with a melancholy smile : 
 
 " Eh ! it makes one feel precious small ! But perhaps it will some day help to 
 insure the prosperity of all of us." 
 
 Gervaise did not care a fig for universal prosperity. In her opinion, the machine- 
 made bolts were badly forged. 
 
 "You understand what I mean," exclaimed she with warmth; "they are too well done. 
 I like yours better. In them one can at least trace the hand of an artist." 
 
 In speaking thus, she gave him very great comfort, because he had feared for a 
 moment that she would despise him, after seeing the machines. For though he was 
 stronger than Salted-Mouth, otherwise Drink-wiihoiit-Thirst, yet the machines were 
 stronger than he was. When he at length parted from her in the courtyard, he squeezed 
 her wrists almost to the point of breaking them, because of his great joy. 
 
 The laundress went every Saturday to the Goujets, to take home their washing. They 
 still lived in the little house in the Rue Neuve de la Goutte-d'Or. During the first year 
 she had regularly repaid them twenty francs a month ; so as not to jumble up the 
 accounts, the washing-book was only made up at the end of each month, and then she 
 added to the amount whatever sum was necessary to make the twenty francs, for the 
 Goujets' washing rarely came to more than seven or eight francs during that time. She 
 had therefore paid off nearly half the sum owing, when one quarter day, not kn 
 what to do, some of her customers not having kept their promises, she had been oblig> 
 
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THE "ASSOMMOIR." 117 
 
 to go to the Goujets, and borrow from them sufficient for her rent. On two other occa- 
 sions she had also applied to them for the money to pay her workwomen, so that the 
 debt had increased again to four hundred and twenty-five francs. Now, she no longer 
 gave a halfpenny ; she worked off the amount solely by the washing. It was not that 
 she worked less, or that her business was not so prosperous. But something was goino- 
 wrong in her home ; the money seemed to melt away, and she was glad when she was 
 able to make both ends meet. Well ! providing one lives, one is not so much to be pitied. 
 She was getting fatter; she gave way to all the little unconstraints of her growing 
 obesity, no longer having the strength to be frightened when she thought of the future. 
 So much the worse ! money would always come in, putting it by only made it rusty. 
 Madame Goujet, however, continued to treat Gervaise in a maternal manner. She gently 
 lectured her occasionally, not on account of the money, but because she loved her and 
 feared to see her take the plunge into the mire. She never even mentioned the debt. 
 In short, she behaved with the utmost delicacy. 
 
 The morrow of Gervaise's visit to the forge happened to be the last Saturday of the 
 month. When she reached the Goujets, where she made a point of going herself, her 
 basket had so weighed on her arms that she was quite two minutes before she could get 
 her breath. One would hardly believe how heavy clothes are, especially when there are 
 sheets among them. 
 
 " Are you sure you've brought everything 1" asked Madame Goujet. 
 
 She was very strict on that point. She insisted on having her washing brought home 
 without a single article being kept back, for the sake of order, as she said. She also 
 required the laundress always to come on the day arranged, and at the same hour ; in that 
 way there was no time wasted. 
 
 "Oh! yes, there's everything," replied Gervaise, smiling. "You know I never keep 
 a thing back." 
 
 " That's true," admitted Madame Goujet ; " you've got into many bad habits, but you're 
 still free of that one." 
 
 And, whilst the laundress emptied her basket, laying the linen on her bed, the old 
 woman praised her : she never burnt the things, nor tore them, like so many others did, 
 neither did she pull the buttons off with the iron ; only she used too much blue, and made 
 the shirt fronts too stiff with starch. 
 
 " Just look, it's like cardboard," continued she, making one crackle between her fingers. 
 " My son does not complain, but it cuts his neck. To-morrow his neck will be all scratched 
 when we return from Vincennes." 
 
 "No, don't say that !'' exclaimed Gervaise, quite grieved. "To look nice, shirts must 
 be rather stiff, otherwise it's as though one had a rag on one's body, You should just see 
 how gentlemen have their's done. I do all your things myself. The workwomen never 
 touch them, and I assure you I take great pains — I would if necessary do everything 
 over a dozen times — because it's for you, you know." 
 
 She slightly blushed as she stammered out the last words. She was afraid of showing 
 the great pleasure she took in ironing Goujet's shirts. She certainly had no wicked 
 thoughts, but she was none the less a little bit ashamed. 
 
 " Oh ! I'm not complaining of your work ; J know it's perfection," said Madame Goujet. 
 " For instance, you've done this cap splendidly, only you could bring out the embroidery 
 like that. And the goffering is all so even ! ' Oh ! I recognise your hand at once. When 
 you give even a dish-cloth to one of your workwomen I detect it at once. In future, use 
 a little less starch, that's all ! Goujet does not care to look like a gentleman." 
 
 She took up the book and ticked off the items with a pen. Everything was there. 
 When they made up the account, she saw that Gervaise had charged her six sous for a 
 cap ; she protested against this, but she had to admit that the other things were charged 
 very low : shirts five sous, women's drawers four sous, pillow-cases a sou and a half, aprons 
 a sou a piece ; no, it was really not dear, as many laundresses charged two liards, and 
 even a sou more for each of those articles. Then, when Gervaise had called over the 
 dirty linen, which the old woman wrote down, she put it in the basket ; but, instead of 
 taking her leave, she remained there in an embarrassed sort of way, with a request on • 
 the tip of her tongue, which she could scarcely screw up courage to utter. 
 
 " Madame Goujet," said she at length, " if it does not inconvenience you, I should like 
 to take the money for this month's washing." 
 
 It so happened that that month was a very heavy one, the account they had made 
 
118 THE "ASSOMMOIR." 
 
 up together amounting to ten francs seven sous. Madame Goujet looked at her a moment 
 in a serious manner, then she replied : 
 
 " My child, it shall be as you wish. I will not refuse you the money, as you are in 
 want of it. Only, it's scarcely the way to pay off your debt ; I say that for your sake, 
 you know. Eeally now, you should be careful." 
 
 Gervaise received the lecture with bowed head, and stammering excuses. The ten francs 
 were to make up the amount of a bill she had given her coke merchant. But on hearing 
 the word "bill," Madame Goujet became severer still. She gave herself as an example; 
 she had reduced her expenditure, ever since Goujet's wages had been lowered from twelve 
 to nine francs a day. When one was wanting in wisdom whilst young, one died of hunger 
 in one's old age. Yet, she restrained her self; she did not tell Gervaise that she merely 
 gave her the washing to do to enable her to pay off her debt. Previously she had washed 
 everything herself, and she would do so again if the washing was going to draw sums like 
 that out of her pocket. When Gervaise had hold of the ten francs seven sous, she murmured 
 her thanks and hastened away. And, outside on the landing, she experienced a sensation 
 of relief ; she felt inclined to dance, for she was already becoming accustomed to the 
 worries and unpleasantnesses of money matters, retaining of such vexations only the delight 
 of being free of them, until the next time. 
 
 It was also on that Saturday that Gervaise met with a rather strange adventure as she 
 descended the Goujets' staircase. She was obliged to stand up close against the balusters 
 with her basket, to make way for a tall bare-headed woman who was coming up, carrying 
 in her hand a very fresh mackerel, with its gills all bloody, in a piece of paper. And she 
 recognised Virginie, the girl whose skirts she had turned up at the wash house. They 
 looked each other full in the face. Gervaise shut her eyes, for she thought for a moment 
 that she was going to receive the mackerel in them. But no, Virginie even smiled slightly. 
 Then, as her basket was blocking up the staircase, the laundress wished to show how 
 polite she could be. 
 
 " Pray excuse me,' 7 said she. 
 
 "Most willingly," replied the tall brunette. 
 
 And they remained conversing together on the stairs, reconciled at once without having 
 ventured on a single allusion to the past. Virginie, then twenty-nine years old, had 
 become a superb woman, of strapping proportions, her face, however, looking rather long 
 between her two plaits of jet black hair. She at once began to relate her history just to 
 show off. She had a husband now; she had married in the spring an ex-journeyman cabinet- 
 maker, who had recently left the army, and who had applied to be admitted into the 
 police, because a post of that kind is more to be depended upon and more respectable. 
 She had been out to buy the mackerel for him. 
 
 " He adores mackerel," said she. " We must spoil them, those naughty men, mustn't 
 we ? But come up. You shall see our home. We are standing in a draught here." 
 
 When Gervaise, after relating in her turn the story of her own marriage, said that 
 she had lived in the same lodging, and had even been confined there of a daughter, Virginie 
 pressed her to come up more than ever. It is always a pleasure to see the places again 
 where one has been happy. For five years past she had been residing in the Gros-Caillou 
 district, on the other side of the water. It was there that she had first known her husband, 
 who was then in the army. But she was dull ; she longed to return to the neighbour- 
 hood of the Goutte-d'Or, where she knew everybody ; and for the last fortnight she had 
 been living in the lodging facing the Goujets. Oh, all her things were still in great 
 disorder ; they would get straight little by little. 
 
 Then they at length told each other their names on the landing. 
 
 " Madame Coupeau." 
 
 "Madame Poisson." 
 
 And from that time forth, they called each other on every possible occasion Madame 
 Poisson and Madame Coupeau, solely for the pleasure of being madame, they who informer 
 days had been acquainted when occupying rather questionable positions. However, Ger- 
 vaise felt rather mistrustful at heart. Perhaps the tall brunette had made it up the better 
 to avenge herself for the beating at the wash-house by concocting some plan worthy of 
 a spiteful hypocritical creature. Gervaise determined to be upon her guard. For the time 
 being, as Virginie behaved so nicely, she would be nice also. 
 
 In the room upstairs, Poisson, the husband, a man of thirty-five, with a cadavBrwus- 
 looking countenance and carroty moustaches and imperial, was seated working at a tablfc 
 
POISSON ENGAGED IN MAKING LITTLE BOXES. 
 
 P. 118. 
 
THE "ASSOMMOIR." 121 
 
 near the window. He was making little boxes. His sole tools consisted of a penknife, a saw 
 about the size of a finger-.nail file, and a pot of glue. The wood which he used came from 
 old cigar-boxes, thin strips of unpolished mahogany, which he cut up and embellished with 
 extraordinary delicacy. All day long, from one end of the year to the other, he made 
 similar boxes three inches by two and a quarter. Only, he checkered them, varied the 
 shapes of the lids, and divided them into compartments. It amused him and helped to 
 kill time whilst awaiting his appointment in the police. From his old trade of cabinet- 
 making, he had only preserved a mania for constructing little boxes. He did not sell his 
 work, he distributed it in presents to persons of his acquaintance. 
 
 Poisson rose from his seat and politely bowed to Gervaise, whom his wife introduced to 
 him as one of her old friends. But he was no talker ; he at once returned to his little 
 saw. From time to time he merely glanced in the direction of the mackerel placed on 
 the corner of the chest of drawers. Gervaise was very pleased to see her old lodging once 
 more. She told them whereabouts her own furniture stood, and pointed out the place on 
 the floor where she was confined. What a curious thing it was ! When they both lost 
 sight of each other in the old days, they would never have thought of meeting again like 
 that, and of living one after the other in the same room. Virginie gave some further in- 
 formation about herself and her husband. He had inherited a small sum from an aunt. 
 No doubt he would set her up in business later on; for the time being, she continued to 
 do needle-work, and occasionally made up a dress. At length, at the end of a good 
 half-hour, the laundress took her leave. Poisson scarcely turned round. Virginie, who 
 escorted her out of the room, promised to return her visit ; besides that, she arranged to 
 give Gervaise her custom ; and as she detained her on the landing, Gervaise fancied 
 that she wished to speak to her of Lantier, and of her sister Adele, the burnisher. She 
 felt quite upset in consequence. But not a word was uttered respecting these unpleasant 
 things ; they parted, wishing each other good-bye in a very amiable manner. 
 
 " Good-bye, Madame Coupeau." 
 
 "Good-bye, Madame Poisson." 
 
 That was the starting-point of a great friendship. A week later, Virginie never passed 
 Gervaise's shop without going in ; and she remained there gossiping for hours together, to 
 such an extent, indeed, that Poisson, filled with anxiety, fearing she had been run over, 
 would come and seek her, with his expressionless and death-like countenance. Gervaise, 
 seeing the dressmaker in this way every day of her life, soon became absorbed in one fixed 
 idea. She could never hear her commence a' sentence without thinking she was going to 
 speak of Lantier ; her thoughts reverted to Lantier in spite of herself all the time the 
 other remained with her. It was as stupid as could be, for she really did not care a pin 
 for either Lantier or Adele, nor for what had become of them ; she never asked a ques- 
 tion ; in fact, she did not feel the least curiosity to have news of them. No ; it seized 
 upon her, notwithstanding her determination to the contrary. The thought of them con- 
 tinued in her head just the same as some bothering chorus sticks to one's tongue, and 
 declines to be got rid of. She did not bear Virginie any ill-wili, for it was certainly not 
 her fault. She enjoyed her society very much, and would detain her a dozen times before 
 letting her go. 
 
 Meanwhile, winter had come, the Coupeaus' fourth winter in the Rue de la Goutte-d'Or. 
 December and January were particularly cold. It froze as hard as it well could. • After 
 New Year's Day, the snow remained three weeks in the street without melting. It did not 
 interfere with work, but the contrary, for winter is the best season for the ironers. It was 
 very pleasant inside the shop ! There was never any ice on the window-panes like there 
 was at the grocer's and the hosier's opposite. The stove, crammed full of coke, main- 
 tained the heat of a bath-room ; the clothes steamed away, one could have thought oneself 
 in the height of summer ; and one felt so comfortable with the doors shut, being warm all 
 over, so warm that one could have fallen asleep with one's eyes open. Gervaise laugh- 
 ingly said that she fancied herself in the country. And true enough, the vehicles rolled 
 noiselessly over the snow; one scarcely heard the footfalls of the passers-by; in the 
 great silence resulting from the cold, children's voices alone resounded, the shouts of a 
 troop of youngsters who had made a big slide along the gutter of the farriery. Now 
 and again she would go to the door, and, wiping away the steam from one of the panes of 
 glass, would look out to see how the neighbourhood was getting on in that confounded tem- 
 perature ; but not a face was to be seen at any of the shops Jn sight. The neighbours, 
 wrapped up in snow, seemed to be sulking ; and she was only able to exchange a nod with 
 
122 THE "ASSOMMOIR" 
 
 the charcoal-dealer near by, who walked about bareheaded, and with her mouth grinning 
 from ear to ear, ever since the severe frost had set in. 
 
 What was especially enjoyable in this awful weather was to have some nice hot coffee 
 in the middle of the day. The workwomen had no cause for complaint. The mistress 
 made it very strong and without a grain of chicory. It was quite different to Madame 
 Fauconnier's coffee, which was like ditch-water. Only, whenever mother Coupeau un- 
 dertook to make it, it was always an interminable time before it was ready, because she 
 would fall asleep over the kettle. On these occasions, when the workwomen had finished 
 their lunch, they would do a little ironing whilst waiting for the coffee. 
 
 It so happened that on the morrow of Twelfth-day, half-past twelve struck, and still the 
 coffee was not ready. It seemed to persist in declining to pass through the strainer. 
 Mother Coupeau tapped against the pot with a tea-spoon ; and one could hear the drops 
 falling slowly, one by one, and without hurrying themselves any the more. 
 
 " Leave it alone," said tall Clemenee ; " you'll make it thick. To-day there'll certainly 
 be as much to eat as to drink." 
 
 Tall Clemenee was getting up a shirt, the plaits of which she separated with her finger- 
 nail. She had caught a cold sufficient to kill her, her eyes were frightfully swollen, and 
 her chest was shaken with fits of coughing, which doubled her up beside the work-table. 
 With all that, she had not even a handkerchief round her neck, and she was dressed 
 in some cheap flimsy woollen stuff, in which she shivered. Close by, Madame Putois, 
 wrapped up in flannel, muffled up to her ears, was ironing a petticoat, which she turned 
 round the skirtboard, the narrow end of which rested on the back of a chair ; whilst a sheet 
 laid on the floor prevented the petticoat from getting dirty as it trailed along the tiles. 
 Gervaise aloile occupied half the work-table with some embroidered muslin curtains, 
 over which she passed her iron in a straight line, with her arms stretched out to avoid mak- 
 ing any creases. All on a sudden, the coffee running through noisily caused her to raise 
 her head. It was that squint-eyed Augustine, who had just given it an outlet by thrust- 
 ing a spoon through the strainer. 
 
 " Leave it alone ! " cried Gervaise. '•' Whatever is the matter with you? It'll be like 
 drinking mud now." 
 
 Mother Coupeau had placed five glasses on a corner of the work-table that was free. 
 The women now left their work. The mistress always poured out the coffee herself, after 
 putting two lumps of sugar into each glass. It was the moment that they all looked forward 
 to. On this occasion, as each one took her glass and squatted down on a little stool in 
 front of the stove, the shop-door opened. Virginie entered, shivering all over. 
 
 "Ah, my children," said she, "it cuts you in two! I can no longer feel my ears. 
 The cold is something awful ! " 
 
 " Why, it's Madame Poisson ! " exclaimed Gervaise. " Ah, well ! you've come at the 
 right time. You must have some coffee with us." 
 
 " On my word, I can't say no. One feels the frost in one's bones merely by crossing, 
 the street." 
 
 There was still some coffee left, luckily. Mother Coupeau went and fetched a sixth, 
 glass, and Gervaise let Virginie help herself to sugar, out of politeness. The workwomen ; 
 drew on one side, and made room near the stove for the new comer. She shivered for 
 a moment, her nose all red, and held her hands stiff with cold round her glass to warm 
 them. She had come from the grocer's, where one froze, merely whilst waiting for a 
 quarter of a pound of Gruyere cheese. And she cried dut about the great heat of the shop. 
 Really, it was like entering an oven, it was enough to bring the dead to life again, it filled 
 one's body with such a pleasant sensation. Then, having got over her numbness, she 
 stretched out her long legs. And all the six slowly sipped their coffee in the midst of the 
 interrupted work, in the damp sultriness caused by the steaming clothes. Only 
 Coupeau and Virginie were seated on chairs ; the others, on their little stools, lookSS 
 though they were on the floor ; and that squint-eyed Augustine had even seized 
 portion of the sheet beneath the petticoat, so as to sprawl upon it. No one spoke i 
 all kept their noses in their glasses, enjoying their coffee. 
 
 " It's not bad all the same," declared Clemenee. 
 
 But she was seized with a fit of coughing, and almost choked. She leant her head 
 against the wall to cough with more force. 
 
 " That's a bad cough you've got," said Virginie. " Wherever did you catch it 1 " 
 
 "One never knows ! " replied Clemenee, wiping her face with her sleeve. "It must 
 
THE "ASSOMMOIR." 123 
 
 have been the other night. There were two who were flaying each other outside the 
 'Grand-Balcony.' I wanted to see, so I stood there whilst the snow was falling. Ah, 
 what a drubbing! it was enough to make one dio with laughing. One had her nose 
 almost pulled off; the blood streamed on the ground. When the other, a great long 
 stick like me, saw the blood, she slipped away as quick as she could. And I coughed 
 nearly all night. Besides that, too, men are so stupid in bed, they don't let you have any 
 clothes over you half the time." 
 
 " Pretty conduct that," murmured Madame Putois. "You're killing yourself, my girl." 
 
 "And if it pleases me to kill myself ! Life isn't so very amusing. Slaving all the 
 blessed day long to earn fifty-five sous, cooking one's blood from morning to night in front 
 of the stove ; no, you know, I've had enough of it ! All the same though, this cough 
 won't do me the service of making me croak. It'll go off the same way it came." 
 
 A short silence ensued. That good-for-nothing Clemeuce, who cocked up her leg the 
 highest and shrieked like a screechowl in the low dancing establishments, always saddened 
 every one with her thoughts of death, whenever she was at the shop. Gervaise knew her 
 well, and so merely observed, 
 
 " You're not lively after you've been on the batter ! " 
 
 The truth was that Gervaise did not like this talk about women fighting. Because 
 of the flogging at the wash-house it annoyed her whenever anyone spoke before her and 
 Virginie of kicks with wooden shoes and of slaps in the face. It so happened, too, that 
 Virginie was looking at her and smiling. 
 
 " Oh ! " murmured the tall brunette, " I saw some hair pulled out by the roots yester- 
 day. They were tearing each other to pieces." 
 
 " Who'? " asked Madame Putois. 
 
 " The midwife at the end of the street and her servant, you know, a little blonde. She's 
 a spiteful hussy, that girl ! She said to the other, ' Yes, yes, you did the trick for the 
 greengrocer's wife, and I'll go and tell the commissary of police, if you don't pay me.' 
 And she went on about it ; you should just have heard her ! Then the midwife let fly and 
 gave her one full on the conk. After that the little strumpet flew at her missus, and 
 scratched her face, and pulled out her hair, oh ! in grand style. The pork-butcher had to 
 separate them." 
 
 The workwomen laughed complacently. Then they all took a sip of coffee, with an air 
 of gluttonous enjoyment. 
 
 "Do you believe that about the greengrocer's wife?" asked Cleinence. 
 
 " Well, it was said so in the neighbourhood," replied Virginie. " I wasn't there, you 
 know. However, it's a part of their trade. They all do it." 
 
 " Ah, well ! " said Madame Putois, " one's stupid to go to them, and risk being lamed ! 
 There's a sovereign way. Every night you must drink a glass of holy water whilst you make 
 the sign of the cross on your stomach three times with your thumb ; and it goes off just like 
 wind." 
 
 Mother Coupeau, whom the others thought had fallen asleep, protested with a shake of 
 her head. She knew atiother way, and an infallible one. It consisted in eating a hard 
 boiled egg every two hours, and placing spinach leaves on one's loins. The four other 
 women remained very serious, but that squint-eyed Augustine, whose mirth always got 
 kindled without anyone ever knowing why, gave vent to the cluck-cluck which was her way 
 of laughing. They had forgotten her. Gervaise lifted up the petticoat, and caught sight 
 of her rolling about on the sheet like a young pig, with her legs in the air. She pulled her 
 away, and set her on her legs with a box on the ears. What did she see to laugh at, 
 the fool 1 She had no business to listen when grown-up people were talking i To begin 
 with, she would just take the washing home to a friend of Madame Lerat's at Batig- 
 nolles. Whilst speaking, her mistress put the basket on her arm and shoved her to- 
 wards the door. The squint-eyed one, surly and sobbing, went off dragging her feet along 
 in the snow. 
 
 Meanwhile, mother Coupeau, Madame Putois, and Clemence were discussing the effi- 
 cacy of the hard boiled eggs and. the spinach leaves. Then Virginie, who remained thought- 
 ful, with her glass of coffee in her hand, said, in a very low voice, 
 
 " Keally, now, one fights and then one makes it up ; one always gets on when one's, 
 good-natured." 
 
 And, leaning towards Gervaise, she added, with a smile, 
 
 " No, truly, I bear you no ill-will. I mean the wash-house matter, you recollect if 1 " 
 
124 THE " ASSOMMOIR- 
 
 The laundress felt dreadfully embarrassed. That was what she had been fearing. She 
 guessed that the other was about to speak to her of Lantier and Adele. The stove roared, 
 an increase of heat issued from the red-hot pipe. I the midst of the general drowsi- 
 ness, the workwomen, who made their coffee last a long while so as to return to their 
 work at the latest possible moment, watched the snow in the street with greedy and 
 languishing looks. They were all in a confidential mood ; they related what they would 
 have done if they had had ten thousand francs a year ; they would simply have done 
 nothing at all, they would have remained like that all day long warming themselves, spitting 
 at work from a distance. Virginie had drawn nearer to Gervaise so as not to be heard 
 by the others. And Gervaise felt herself an awful coward, no doubt because of the great 
 heat, and so feeble and devoid of courage, that she could not find strength to turn the 
 conversation ; she was even wanting to hear what the tall brunette had to say, her heart 
 filled with an emotion which she enjoyed without admitting it. 
 
 " I hope I'm not giving you pain," resumed the dressmaker. " Already it's been twenty 
 times on the tip of my tongue to say so. However, as we've broached the subject, it's just 
 as well to talk it over, isn't it ? Ah ! really now, I don't bear you any ill-will for what took 
 place. On my word of honour ! I bear you no grudge for it." 
 
 She shook the remains of her coffee round in her glass, so as to get all the sugar, and 
 then drank three drops, making a slight hissing sound with her lips as she did so. Ger- 
 vaise, with a swelling in her throat, still waited, and wondered if Virginie had really for- 
 given her the walloping as she pretended she had; for she noticed some yellow sparks glim- 
 mering in her black eyes. That tall she-devil had probably merely put her rancour into 
 her pocket and covered it up with her handkerchief. 
 
 " It was excusable on your part," continued she. " You had just been treated in a 
 shameful and abominable manner. Oh ! I can be just, you know ! Had it been me, I'd 
 have taken a knife." 
 
 She drank another three drops of her coffee, making the same noise at the edge of tho 
 glass. And she dropped her drawling tone of voice, and added quickly, without once 
 stopping : 
 
 "And it didn't bring them luck, ah ! by Jove, no ! very far from it ! They went to 
 live, the devil knows where, right away by La Glaciere, iu a dirty street where there's al- 
 ways mud up to your knees. Two dajs afterwards, I went off in the morning to lunch with 
 them ; it was quite a journey in the omnibus, I can tell you ! Well ! my dear, I found 
 them already wrangling together. Really, as I entered the room they were coming to 
 blows. There're lovers for you ! You know, Adele isn't worth the rope to hang her. She's 
 my sister, but that doesn't prevent my saying that she's in the skin of a precious dirty 
 strumpet. She's treated me shamefully ; it's too long to tell, besides it's a little matter 
 still to be settled between us. As for Lantier, well ! you know him, he isn't worth much 
 either. A little gentleman, who pommels you about for a 'yes' or a 'no' ! And he has a 
 hard fist when he strikes. So they belaboured each other in all conscience. Whenever 
 one went up the stairs one could hear them knocking each other about. One day, even, 
 the police interfered. Lantier wanted an oil soup, something abominable that they eat in 
 the South ; and, as Adele said it was filthy, they chucked the bottle of oil, the sauce- 
 pan, the soup-tureen, in fact everything, at one another's heads ; in short, there was a row 
 that upset the whole neighbourhood." 
 
 She related other awful goings-on that had taken place ; there was no end to them ; she 
 knew things that would make one's hair stand on end. Gervaise listened to the long story 
 without uttering a word ; her face was very pale, and a nervous wrinkle hovered about the 
 corners of her mouth, resembling a faint smile. It was nearly seven years since she had 
 heard any one speak of Lantier. She would never have believed that Lantier's name, 
 whispered thus in her ear, could have caused such a burning sensation in the pit of her 
 stomach. No, she never imagined she had such a curiosity to know what had become of 
 the wretched being who had treated her so shamefully. She could not be jealous of 
 Adele now ; but she laughed inwardly all the same at the couple's squabbles. She could 
 fancy she saw the girl's body covered with bruises, and it avenged her, and amused her. 
 She could have stayed there till the morrow listening to Virginie's reports. She asked 
 no questions, because she would not appear to be interested to that extent. It was as 
 though some one had abruptly filled up a great gap for her; at that moment, her past 
 joined closely on to her present. -~ 
 
 Virginie ended by burying her nose in her glass, as she sucked up the sugar, half closing 
 
THE "ASSOMMOIR. •' 125 
 
 her eyes the while. Then, Gervaise, understanding that she ought to say something, 
 assumed an air of indifference and asked : 
 
 " Are they stiil living at La Glaciere 1" 
 
 " Oh, no ! " replied the other ; " didn't I tell you ? For the last week they've been 
 living apart. One fine morning Adele went off with her things, and Lantier didn't run 
 nt'ter her, I can assure you." 
 
 The laundress uttered a faint cry, and said out loud : 
 
 " They're no longer living together ! " 
 
 " Who aren't ? " asked tall Clemence, interrupting her conversation with mother 
 Coupeau and Madame Putois. 
 
 " Oh ! nobody you know," said Virginie. 
 
 She watched Gervaise, however, and noticed that she looked strangely moved. She 
 drew nearer, and seemed to find a wicked pleasure in resuming - her stories. Then, she 
 abruptly asked her what she would do if Lantier were to come hovering about her; for, after 
 all, men are such queer beings, and Lantier was quite capable of returning to his first love. 
 Gervaise drew herself up, and spoke very clearly and in a very dignified manner. She 
 was married, she would send Lantier to the rigbt about, that was all. There could 
 never again be any thing between them, not even a shako of the hands. She would 
 really be the most heartless of women if she ever looked that man in the face. 
 
 "I know very well," said she, "that Etienne is his child, there is a tie there that I 
 cannot sever. If Lantier should wish to kiss Etienne, I would send Etienne to him, 
 because it is impossible to prevent a father from loving his child. But as for myself, 
 look you, Madame Poisson, I would let myself be cut up into tiny bits before I would 
 allow him to touch me with his little finger. It's all over." 
 
 As she uttered these last words, she made the sign of the cross in the air, as though 
 to seal her oath for evermore. And, desirous of putting an end to the conversation, she 
 seemed to rouse up with a start, and called to the workwomen : 
 
 "I say, you there ! do you think the clothes will iron themselves 1 ! What lazybones ! 
 Gee up ! to work ! " 
 
 The workwomen did not hurry themselves; they were benumbed by a fit of laziness, 
 their arms were lying idly on their laps,- whilst with one hand they still held their 
 glasses, in which only the dregs of the coffee remained. They continued conversing. 
 
 " It was little Celestine," Clemence was saying. " I knew her. She was mad about 
 cats' hairs. You know, she saw cats' hairs everywhere ; she was always turning her 
 tongue about like this, because she thought her mouth was full of them." 
 
 " One of my friends," observed Madame Putois, " was a woman who had a worm. 
 Oh ! those animals have all sorts of caprices ! It used to wriggle about in her stomach if 
 she didn't give it chicken to eat. Just fancy, the husband earned seven francs a day, 
 and all the money went in delicacies for tho worm." 
 
 " I could have cured her at once, I could," interrupted mother Coupeau. " Why ! 
 yes, all one has to do is to swallow a grilled mouse. It poisons the worm on the instant." 
 
 Gervaise herself had again lapsed into a happy idleness. But she shook herself and 
 rose to her feet. Ah, well ! there was an afternoon wasted in gossip ! That would not 
 help to fill her purse ! She returned the first to her curtains, but she found them 
 stained with coffee ; and before resuming her ironing, she was obliged to rub the stain with 
 a damp rag. The workwomen stretched themselves before the stove, and surlily looked 
 for their iron-holders. The moment Clemence moved, she was seized with another fit 
 of coughing, which almost caused her to vomit her tongue ; then she finished her shirt, 
 and pinned the collar and cuffs. Madame Putois had returned to her petticoat. 
 
 " Well ! good-bye," said Virginie. " I only came out to get a quarter of a pound of 
 Gruyere cheese. Poisson must be thinking that I've got frozen on the way." 
 
 But when she had gone a couple of steps along the pavement, she opened the door again 
 to say that she saw Augustine at the end of the street, sliding over the ice with some 
 urchins. It was a good two hours since the young hussy had started on her errand. She 
 came running up, quite red in the face, and all out of breath, with her basket on her 
 arm, and her chignon smothered .with a snowball ; and she submitted to their scolding 
 with a sly look, excusing herself by saying that it was almost impossible to walk on 
 account of the frost. Some ragamuffin had probably stuffed some bits of ice into her 
 pockets for a joke, for at the end of a quarter of an hour the latter commenced watering the 
 shop like a couple of funnels. 
 
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126 THE "ASSOMMOIR." 
 
 At that period all the afternoons were passed in the same way. The shop was the 
 refuge of all the chilly people of the neighbourhood. Every one in the Hue de la Goutte- 
 d'Or knew that it was warm inside there. It was constantly full of cackling women, 
 who enjoyed the heat from the stove as they stood in front of it with their skirts tucked 
 up to their knees. Gervaise took a certain pride in that generous warmth, and she attracted 
 the people there, and held receptions, as the Lorilleux and the Boches spitefully remarked. 
 The truth was that she was obliging and charitable, to the point of calling in the poor 
 whenever she saw them shivering outside. She felt an especial friendship for an old journey- 
 man painter, an old man of seventy, who lived in one of the lofts of the house, where he 
 was slowly dying of hunger and cold. He had lost his three sons in the Crimea, and 
 had been existing as best he could during the two years that had passed since he had 
 last been able to hold a paint-brush. The moment Gervaise beheld old Bru stamping 
 about in the snow to warm himself, she would call him in, and make a little place for 
 him near the stove ; she even "often forced him to eat a piece of bread and cheese. Old 
 Bru, with his stooping body, his white beard, and his face as wrinkled as an old apple, 
 would remain there for hours without uttering a word, listening to the noise made by 
 the burning coke. Perhaps he was recalling his fifty years of work on ladders, the half 
 century spent in painting doors and whitewashing ceilings in all quarters of Paris. 
 
 " Well ! old Bru," the laundress would sometimes ask, " what are you thinking of? " 
 
 " Nothing in particular, all sorts of things," he would reply with a bewildered air. 
 
 The workwomen chaffed him, saying that he was in love. But he, without hearing 
 them, relapsed into silence, and resumed his mournful and absorbed attitude. 
 
 From that afternoon Virginie frequently spoke to Gervaise of Lantier. She seemed to 
 find amusement in filling her mind with ideas of her old lover just for the pleasure of 
 embarrassing her by making suggestions. One day she related that she had met him ; 
 then, as the laundress took no notice, she said nothing further, and it was only on the 
 morrow that she added he had spoken about her for a long time, and with a great show of 
 affection. Gervaise was much upset by these reports, whispered in her ear in a corner of 
 the shop. The mention of Lantier's name always caused a burning sensation in the 
 pit of her stomach. She certainly thought herself strong ; she wished to lead the life of a 
 virtuous woman, because virtue is the half of happiness. So she never considered Coupeau 
 in this matter, having nothing to reproach herself with as regarded her husband, not even 
 iu her thoughts. But, with a hesitating and suffering heart, she would think of the 
 blacksmith. It seemed to her that the memory of Lantier — that slow possession which she 
 was resuming — rendered her unfaithful to Goujet, .to their unavowed love, sweet as friend- 
 ship. She passed sad days whenever she felt herself guilty towards her good friend. She 
 would have liked to have had no affection fur any one but him, outside of her family. It 
 was a feeling far above all carnal thoughts, for the signs of which upon her burning face 
 Virginie was ever on the watch. 
 
 As soon as spring came, Gervaise went and sought refuge beside Goujet. She could 
 no longer sit musing on a chair without immediately thinking of her first lover ; she 
 pictured him leaving Adele, packing his clothes in the bottom of their old trunk, and 
 returning to her with the trunk outside a cab. The days when she went out, she was 
 seized with the most foolish fears in the street ; she was ever thinking she heard Lantier's 
 footsteps behind her. She did not dare turn round, but tremblingly fancied she felt 
 his hands seizing her round the waist. He was, no doubt, spying upon her ; he would 
 appear before her some afternoon ; and the bare idea threw her into a cold perspiration, 
 because he would to a certainty kiss her on the ear, as he used to do in former days solely 
 to tease her. It was this kiss which frightened her ; it rendered her deaf beforehand ; it 
 filled her with a buzzing amidst which she could only distinguish the sound of her heart 
 beating violently. So, as soon as these fears seized upon her, the forge was her only shelter ; 
 there, under Goujet's protection, she once more became easy and smiling, as his sonorous 
 hammer drove away her disagreeable reflections. 
 
 What a happy time ! The laundress took particular pains with the washing of her 
 customer in the Rue des Portes-Blanches ; she always took it home herself, because that 
 errand, every Friday, was a ready excuse for passing through the Rue Marcadet and look- 
 ing in at the forge.- The moment she turned the corner of the street, she felt light and gay, 
 as though, in the midst of those plots of waste land surrounded by grey factories, she were 
 out in the country ; the roadway black with coal-dust, the plumage of steam over the 
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THE "ASSOMMOIR." 127 
 
 in a wood in the environs ; and she loved the dull horizon, streaked by the tall factory 
 chimneys, the Montmartre heights, which hid the heavens from view, the chalky white 
 houses pierced with the uniform openings of their windows. She would slacken her 
 steps as she drew near, jumping over the pools of water, and finding a pleasure in tra- 
 versing the deserted inns and outs of the yard full of old building materials. Right at the 
 further end the forge shone with a brilliant light, even at mid-day. Her heart leapt with 
 the dance of the hammers. When she entered, her face turned quite red, the little fair 
 hairs at the nape of her neck flew about like those of a woman arriving at some lovers' 
 meeting. Goujet was expecting her, his arms and chest bare, whilst he hammered harder 
 on the anvil on those days so as to make himself heard at a distance. He divined her 
 -presence, and greeted her with a good silent laugh in his yellow beard. But she would 
 not let him leave off his work ; she begged him to take up his hammer again, because she 
 loved him the more when he wielded it with his big arras swollen with muscles. She 
 would go and give Etienne a gentle tap on the cheek, as he hung on to the bellows, and re- 
 main there for an hour, watching the rivets. 
 
 The two did not exchange a dozen words. They could not have more completely 
 satisfied their love if alone in a room with the door double-locked. The chuckles of 
 Salted-Mouth, otherwise Drink-without-Thirst, did not bother them much, for they no 
 longer even heard them. At the end of a quarter of an hour she would begin to feel 
 slightly oppressed ; the heat, the powerful smell, the ascending smoke, made her dizzy, 
 whilst the dull thuds of the hammers shook her from the crown of her head to the soles of 
 her feet. Then she desired nothing more ; it was her pleasure. Had Goujet pressed her 
 in his. arms, it would not have procured her so sweet an emotion. She drew close to him 
 that she might feel the wind raised by his hammer beat upon her cheek, and become, as 
 it were, a part of the blow he, struck. When the sparks made her soft hands smart, she 
 did not withdraw them; on the contrary, she enjoyed that rain of fire which stung her skin. 
 He, for certain, divined the happiness which she tasted there ; he always kept the most 
 difficult work for the Fridays, so as to pay his court to her with all his strength and all his 
 skill ; he no longer spared himself, at the risk of splitting the anvils in two, as he panted 
 and his loins vibrated with the joy he was procuring her. All one spring-time their 
 ■ love thus filled the forge with the rumbling of a storm. It was an idyl amongst giant-like 
 labour, in the midst of the glare of the coal fire, and of the shaking of the shed, the crack- 
 ing carcass of which was black with soot. All that beaten iron, kneaded like red wax. 
 preserved the rough marks of their love. When, on the Fridays, the laundress parted 
 from Golden-Mug, she slowly re-ascended the Rue des Poissonniers, contented and tired, 
 her mind and her body alike tranquil. 
 
 Little by little, her fear of Lantier diminished ; her good sense got the better of her. 
 At that time she would still have led a very happy life, had it not been for Coupeau, who 
 was decidedly going to the bad. One day she just happened to be returning from the 
 forge, when she fancied she recognised Coupeau inside old Colombe's " Assommoir," in 
 the act of treating himself to some goes of " vitriol " in company of My-Boots, Bibi-the- 
 Smoker, and Salted-Mouth, otherwise Drink-without-Thirst. She passed quickly by, so as 
 not to seem to be spying on them. But she glanced back ; it was indeed Coupeau who was 
 tossing his little glass of bad brandy down his throat with a gesture already familiar. He 
 lied then ; so he went in for brandy now ! She returned home in despair ; all her old 
 ■ dread of brandy took possession of her. She forgave the wine, because wine nourishes the 
 workman ; all kinds of spirit, on the contrary, were filth, poisons which destroyed in the 
 workman the taste for bread. Ah ! the government ought to prevent the manufacture of 
 such horrid stuff! 
 
 On arriving at the Rue de la Goutte-d'Or, she found the whole house upset. Her 
 workwomen had left the shop, and were in the courtyard looking up above. She ques- 
 tioned Clemence. 
 
 " It's old Bijard who's giving his wife a hiding," replied the ironer. " He was in the 
 doorway, as drunk as a trooper, watching for her return from the wash-house. He whacked 
 her up the stairs, and now he's finishing her off up there in their room. Listen, can't you 
 hear her shrieks 1 " 
 
 Gcrvaise hastened to the spot. She felt some friendship for her washerwoman, Madame 
 Bijard, who was a very courageous woman. She hoped to put a stop to what was going on. 
 Upstairs, on the sixth floor, the door of the room was wide open, some lodgers were shout- 
 ing on the landing, whilst Madame Boche, standing in front of the door, was calling out : 
 
128 THE "ASSOMMOIR." 
 
 "Will you. leave off? I shall send for the police ; do you hear 1 " 
 
 No one dared to venture inside the room, because it was known that Bijard was like 
 a brute beast when he was drunk. As a matter of fact, he was scarcely ever sober. The 
 rare days on which he worked, he placed a bottle of brandy beside his locksmith's vice, 
 gulping some of it down every half hour. He could not "keep himself going any other way. 
 He would have blazed away like a torch if anyone had placed a lighted match close to his 
 mouth. 
 
 " But we mustn't let her be murdered ! " said Gervaise, all in a tremble. 
 
 Aud she entered. The room, an attic, and very clean, was bare and cold, almost 
 emptied by the drunken habits of the man, who took the very sheets from the bod to turn 
 them into liquor. During the struggle, the table had rolled away to the window, the two 
 chairs knocked over had fallen with their legs in the air. In the middle of the room, on 
 the tiled floor, lay Madame Bijard, all bloody, her skirts still soaked with the water of the 
 wash-house clinging to her thighs, her hair pulled out by the roots. She was breathing 
 heavily, with a rattle in her throat, as she muttered prolonged ohs ! each time she received 
 a blow from the heel of Bijard's boot. He had knocked her down with his fista, and now 
 he stamped upon her. 
 
 " Ah, strumpet ! ah, strumpet ! ah, strumpet ! " grunted he in a choking voice, ac- 
 companying each blow with the word, taking a delight in repeating it, and striking all the 
 harder the more he found his voice failing him. 
 
 Then, when he could no longer speak, he madly continued to kick with a dull sound',! 
 rigid in his ragged blue blouse and overalls, his face turned purple beneath his dirty beard, 
 and his bald forehead streaked with big red blotches. The neighbours on the landing re- 
 lated that he was beating her because she had refused him twenty sous in the morning 1 ,' | 
 Boche's voice was heard at the foot of the staircase. He was calling Madame Boche, saying: * 
 
 " Come down ; let 'em kill each other, it'll be so much scum the less." 
 
 Meanwhile, old Bru had followed Gervaise into the room. Between them, they 
 were trying to bring the locksmith to reason, and to get him towards the door. But 
 he turned round, speechless, and foaming at the lips, and in his pale eyes the alcohol i 
 was blazing with a murderous glare. The laundress had her wrist injured ; the . old 
 workman was knocked on to the table. On the floor, Madame Bijard was breathing with 
 greater difficulty, her mouth wide open, her eyes closed. Now, Bijard kept missing her. 
 He had madly returned to the attack, but, blinded by rage, his blows fell on either side, • 
 and at times he was taken in by kicks which he sent into space. And, during all this 
 onslaught, Gervaise beheld in a corner of the room little Lalie, then four years old, watch? 
 iug her father murdering her mother. The child held in her arms, as though to protect ,i 
 her, her sister, Henriette, only recently weaned. She was standing up, her head covered 
 with a cotton cap, her face very pale and grave. Her large black eyes gazed with a 
 fixedness full of thought, and were without a tear. 
 
 When at length Bijard, encountering a chair, stumbled on to the tiled floor, where 
 they left him snoring, old Bru helped Gervaise to raise up Madame Bijard. The latter was 
 now sobbing bitterly ; and Lalie, drawing near, watched her, crying, being used to such 
 sights, and already resigned to them. As the laundress descended the stairs, in the 
 silence of the now quieted house, she kept seeing before her that look of this child of four, 
 as grave and courageous as that of a woman. 
 
 " Monsieur Coupeau is on the other side of the way," called out Clemence, as soon as 
 she caught sight of her. "He looks awfully screwed." 
 
 Coupeau was just then, crossing the street. He almost smashed a pane of glass 
 with his shoulder as he missed the door. He was in a state of complete drunken- 
 ness, with his teeth clinched and his nose inflamed. And Gervaise at once recognised 
 the " vitriol " of the " Assommoir " in the poisoned blood which paled his skin. She tried 
 to joke and get him to bed, the same as on the days when the wine had made him 
 merry ; but he pushed her aside, without opening his lips, and raised his fist in passing as 
 he went to bed of his own accord. He was like the other — the drunkard who was 
 snoring upstairs — tired out by the blows he had struck. A cold shiver passed over her. 
 She thought of the men she knew — of her husband, of Goujet, of Lantier — her heart 
 breaking, despairing of ever being happy. 
 

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 BIJARD, THE DRUNKEN LOCKSMITH, MURDERING HIS WIFE. 
 
 P. 128. 
 
CHAPTEE VII. 
 
 Gervaisb's saint's day fell on the 19th of June. On such • occasions, the Coupeaua 
 always made a grand display ; they feasted till they were as round as balls, and their 
 stomachs were filled for the rest of the week. There was a complete clear-out of all the 
 money they had. The moment there was a trifle in the house, it went in gorging. They 
 invented saints for those days which the almanac had not provided with any, just for the 
 sake of giving themselves a pretext for gormandizing. Virginie highly commended Gervaise 
 for stuffing herself with all sorts of savoury dishes. When one has ahusband who turns 
 all he can lay hands on into drink, it's good to line one's stomach well, and not to let 
 everything go off in liquids. As the money was bound to go, it might just as well go to 
 the butcher as to the publican. And Gervaise, fond of good living, abandoned herself to 
 that excuse. So much the worse ! It was Conpeau's fault if they no longer even saved 
 a Hard. She had grown fatter still, she limped more than ever, because her leg, swollen 
 with fat, seemed to grow shorter at the same time. 
 
 That year, they talked about her saint's day a good month beforehand. They thought 
 of dishes, and smacked their lips in advance. All the shop had a confounded longing to 
 junket. They wanted a merry-making of the right sort — something out of the common, 
 and highly successful. One does not have so many opportunities for enjoyment. What 
 most troubled the laundress was to decide who to invite : she wished to have twelve 
 persons at table, no more, no less. She, her husband, mother Coupeau, and Madame 
 Lerat, already made four members of the family. She would also have the Goujets and 
 the Poissons. Originally, she had decided not to . invite her workwomen, Madame Putois 
 and Clemence, so as not to make them too familiar ; but, as the projected feast was being 
 constantly spoken of in their presence, and their mouths watered, she ended by telling 
 them to come. Four and four, eight, and two made ten. Then, wishing particularly to 
 have twelve, she became reconciled with the Lorilleux, who, for some time past, had been 
 hovering round Iier ; at least, it was agreed that the Lorilleux should come to dinner, and 
 that peace should be made glass in hand. One certainly cannot remain for ever on ill 
 terms with one's relations. Moreover, the thought of the anniversary moved all hearts. 
 It was an opportunity not to be allowed to slip by. Only, when the Boches heard of the 
 projected reconciliation, they at once made up to Gervaise, with a great show of politeness 
 and most obliging smiles, and it became necessary to beg them also to join the festive 
 board. Thus, they would be fourteen, without counting the children. Never before had 
 she given such a dinner ; she felt quite scared in the midst of her glory. 
 
 The saint's day happened to fall on a Monday. It was a piece of luck. Gervaise 
 counted on the Sunday afternoon to begin the cooking. On the Saturday, whilst the 
 workwomen hurried on their work, there was a long discussion in the shop with the view 
 of finally deciding upon what the feast should consist of. For three weeks past one thing 
 alone had been chosen — a fat roast goose. There was a gluttonous look on every face when- 
 ever it was mentioned. The goose was even already bought. Mother Coupeau went 
 and fetched it to let Clemence and Madame Putois feel its weight. And they uttered all 
 kinds of exclamations ; it looked such an enormous bird, with its rough skin all swelled out 
 with yellow fat. 
 
 "Before that, there will be the pot-au-feu," said Gervaise, "the soup and just a small 
 piece of the boiled beef, it's always good. Then we must have something in the way of a 
 stew." 
 
 Tall Clemence suggested rabbit, but they were always having that, everyone was sick of 
 it. Gervaise wanted something more distinguished. Madame Putois having spoken of 
 stewed veal, they looked at one another with an expansive smile. It was a real idea, 
 nothing would look better than a veal stew. 
 
 " And after that," resumed Gervaise, " we must have some other dish with a sauce." 
 
 Mother Coupeau proposed fish. But the others made a grimace, as they banged 
 down their irons. None of them liked fish, it was not a bit satisfying ; and, besides that, 
 it was full of bones. Squint-eyed Augustine having dared to observe that she liked skate, 
 Clemence shut her mouth for her with a good sound clout. At length, the mistress 
 
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132 THE "ASSOMMOIK." 
 
 thought of stewed pig's back and potatoes, which restored the smiles to every countenance, 
 when Virginie entered like a puff of wind, with a strange look on her face. 
 
 "You come just at the right time!" exclaimed Gervaise." "Mamma Coupeau, do 
 show her the bird." 
 
 And mother Coupeau went a second time 1 and fetched the goose, which Virginie had 
 to take in her.hands. She uttered no end of exclamations, By Jove ! it was heavy ! But 
 she soon laid it down on the work-table, between a petticoat and a bundle of shirts. 
 Her thoughts were elsewhere. She dragged Gervaise into the back-room. 
 
 "I say, little one," murmured she rapidly, "I've come to warn you. You'll never 
 guess who I just met at the corner of the street. Lantier, my dear ! He's hovering about 
 on the watch ; so I hastened here at once. It frightened me on your account, you know." 
 
 The laundress turned quite pale. What could the wretched man want with her? 
 Coming, too, like that, just in the midst of the preparations for the feast. She had never 
 had any luck ; she could not even be allowed to enjoy herself quietly. But Virginie re- 
 plied, that she was very foolish to put herself out about it like that. Why ! if Lantier 
 dared to follow her about, all she had to do was to call a policeman and have him locked 
 up. For a month past, ever since her husband had been admitted into the police force, 
 the tall brunette had assumed most cavalier ways, and was always talking of having 
 people arrested. As she raised her voice whilst she uttered the wish that some one might 
 accost her in the street, to give her the opportunity of dragging the scoundrel to the station- 
 house and handing him over to Poisson, Gervaise, by a sign, begged her to leave off, be- 
 cause the workwomen were listening. The laundress returned the first to the shop, and 
 resumed, with a great pretence of calmness : 
 
 "After that, there must be a vegetable." 
 
 "What do you say to green peas with a little fat bacon?" asked Virginie. "That's 
 what I'd have." 
 
 "Yes, yes, green peas and bacon !" approved all the others, whilst Augustine enthusi- 
 astically rammed the poker into the stove. 
 
 By three o'clock on the morrow, Sunday, mother Coupeau had lighted their two stoves, 
 and also a third one of earthenware which they had borrowed of the Boches. At half- 
 past three the pot-au-feu was boiling away in an enormous earthenware-pot lent by the 
 eating-house keeper next door, the family pot having been found too small. It had been 
 decided to cook the stewed veal and the pig's back beforehand, because those dishes are 
 best warmed up ; only, they would not thicken the sauce for the veal until just at the 
 dinner hour. There would still be quite enough to do on the Monday — the soup, the green 
 peas and bacon, and the goose to roast. The room at the back was quite lighted up by 
 the three fires ; brown sauces were simmering in the stew-pans with a strong smell of 
 burnt flour ; whilst the enormous earthenware-pot was emitting jets of steam like a boiler, 
 and grave, deep gurglings were shaking its sides. Mother Coupeau and Gervaise, each 
 with a white apron tied in front of her, were all over the room in their haste in picking 
 parsley, in running after pepper and salt, and in stirring the meat about with a wooden 
 spoon. They had turned Coupeau out, so that he should not be in their way. But all 
 the same they had people bothering them throughout the afternoon. The cooking smelt 
 so nice in the bouse, that the neighbours came down one after the other, looking in under 
 all sorts of pretences, but solely to find out what it consisted of ; and they stood waiting 
 there so long that the laundress was obliged to, take the lids off the saucepans. 
 
 Then, Virginie put in an appearance towards five o'clock. She had again seen Lantier; 
 really, it was impossible to go down the street now without meeting him. Madame Boche 
 also had just caught sight of him standing at the corner of the pavement, with his head 
 thrust forward in an uncommonly sly manner. Then Gervaise, who had at that moment 
 intended going for a sou's worth of burnt onions for the pot-au-feu, began to tremble from 
 head to foot and did not dare leave the house ; the more so, as the doorkeeper and the 
 dressmaker put her into a terrible fright by relating horrible stories of men waiting for 
 women with knives and pistols hidden beneath their overcoats. Well, yes ! one reads of 
 such things every day in the newspapers. When one of those scoundrels gets his monkey 
 up, on discovering an old love leading a happy life, he becomes capable of everything. 
 Virginie obligingly offered to run and fetch the burnt onions. Women should always 
 help one another, they could not let that little thing be murdered. When she returned, 
 she said that Lantier was no longer there ; he had probably gone off on finding he was 
 discovered. In spite of that, though, he was the subject of conversation around the 
 
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 saucepans until night-time. Madame Boche having suggested that Coupeau should be 
 informed of what was going on, Gervaise was overcome with a great fear and implored 
 her never to say a word on the subject. Ah ! it could only lead to great unpleasantness ! 
 Her husband probably already had some suspicions, as, for some days p?st, he had taken to 
 swearing and striking his fist against the wall on getting into becj. Hei^hands trembled 
 at the idea that two men might kill each other for hef ; she ^new Coupe>u, he was so 
 jealous, he was capable of attacking Lantier with his shears. And whilst all foir^ becam|; 
 absorbed in this drama, the sauces simmered gently on the stores filled with coke; ench 
 time mother Coupeau took the lids off the stewed veal and the pig's back, there issued 
 a faint sound, a discreet murmur; the pot-au-feu continued the noise, resembling the snore 
 of a chorister asleep on his back in the sunshine. They ended by each having a cupful of 
 the broth, just by way of tasting it. 
 
 At length the Monday arrived. Now that Gervaise was going to have fourteen persons 
 at table, she began to fear that she would not be able to find room for them all. She 
 decided that they should dine in the shop; and the first thing in the morning, she took 
 measurements so as to settle which way she should place the table. After that, they 
 had to remove all the clothes, and take the ironing-table to pieces ; the top of this laid on 
 to some shorter trestles was to be the dining-table. But,' just in the midst of all this 
 moving, a customer appeared and made a scene because she had been waiting for her 
 washing ever since the Friday; they were humbugging her. she would have her things 
 at once. Then, Gervaise tried to excuse herself and lied boldly ; it was not her fault, 
 she was cleaning out her shop, the workwomen would not be there till the morrow ; 
 and she pacified her customer, and got rid of her by promising to busy herself with her 
 things at the earliest possible moment. Then, when this person had gone, she burst out 
 into bad language. It was true, if one listened to one's customers, one would not even 
 take sufficient time to eat; one would work oneself to death just to please them ! Yet, 
 one was not a dog chained up ! Ah, well -! even if the Grand Turk in person were to 
 bring her a collar, even if it were a question of earning a hundred thousand francs, she 
 would not handle an iron on that Monday, because it was at last her turn to enjoy herself 
 a little. 
 
 The entire morning was spent in completing the purchases. Three times Gervaise 
 went out and returned laden like a mule. But, just as she was going to order the wine, 
 she noticed that she had not sufficient money left. She could easily have got it on credit ; 
 only, she could not be without money in the house, on account of the thousand little 
 expenses that one is liable to forget. And mother Coupeau and she lamented together in 
 the back-room, as they reckoned that they required at least twenty francs. How could 
 they obtain them, those four pieces of a hundred sous each? Mother Coupeau, who had 
 at one time done the charring for a little actress of the Batignolles theatre, was the first 
 to suggest the pawn-shop. Gervaise laughed with relief. How stupid she was not to have 
 thought of it ! She quickly folded her black silk dress up in a towel, which she pinned 
 together. Then she hid the bundle under mother Coupeau's apron, telling her to keep it 
 very flat against her stomach, on account of the neighbours whotiad no need to know ; and 
 she went and watched at the door, to see that the old woman was not followed. But the 
 latter had only gone as far as the charcoal-dealer's, when she called her back. 
 
 " Mamma ! mamma ! " 
 
 She made her return to the shop, and, taking her wedding ring off her finger, said : 
 
 "Here, put this with it. We shall get all the more." 
 
 And when mother Coupeau brought her twenty-five francs, she danced for joy. She 
 would order an extra six bottles of wine, sealed wine to drink with the roast. The Lorilleux 
 would be crushed. 
 
 For a fortnight past it had been the Coupeaus' dream to crush the Lorilleux. Was 
 it not true that those sly ones, the man and his wife, a truly pretty couple, shut themselves 
 up whenever they had anything nice to eat, as though they had stolen it ? Yes, they 
 covered up the window with a blanket to hide the light, and make believe that they were 
 asleep in bed. Of course that was to prevent people going up and calling on them ; and 
 they stuffed away all alone, they hastened to cram themselves without uttering a word out 
 loud. Eveu on the morrow, they were too cunning to throw the remains on the dust- 
 heap, because one would have known then what they had had to eat ; Madame Lorilleux 
 went to the end of the street and threw them down a sewer opening; one morning 
 Gervaise had caught her there emptying a basket lull of oyster-shells. Ah ! no, it was 
 
134 THE "ASSOMMOIR." 
 
 jjnite certain those skinflints were not miserlj', and all these artful tricks were indulged iu 
 through their mania for wishing to appear poor. Well ! one would give them a lesson, 
 and show them that one was not mean. Gervaise would have laid her table across 
 the street, had she>jeen able to, just for the sake of inviting each passer-by. Money was 
 10J; invented thjari it should be allowed to grow mouldy, was it? It is pretty when it shines 
 nil Inew in tbjr / gunshine. \ She resembled them so little now, that on the days when she had 
 fwenty J^yfi she arranged! things .to Jet people think that she had forty. 
 
 Mjrfner Coupeau and GejVaise 'talked of the Lorilleux, whilst they laid the cloth, as 
 early as three o'clock. They had hung some big curtains at the windows ; but, as it was 
 very, warm, the door was left open,! and the whole street passed in front of the table. 
 The two women did not place a decanter, or a bottle, or a salt-cellar, without trying to 
 arrange them in such a way as to annoy the Lorilleux. They had arranged their seats so as 
 to give them a full view of the superbly laid cloth, and they had reserved the best crockery 
 for them, well knowing that the porcelain plates would create a great effect. 
 
 " No, no, mamma," cried Gervaise ; " don't give them those napkins ! I've two damask 
 ones." 
 
 " Ah well ! " murmured the old woman ; " it'll kill 'em, that's certain." 
 
 And they smiled to each other, as they stood up on either side of that big white table, 
 on which the fourteen knives and forks, placed all round, caused them to swell with pride. 
 It had the appearance of the/altar of some chapel in the middle of the shop. 
 
 " That's because they're so stingy themselves ! " resumed Gervaise. " You know, 
 they lied last month, when tue woman went about everywhere saying that she had lost a 
 piece of gold chain as she was taking the work home. The idea ! there's no fear of her ever 
 losing anything ! It was simply a way of making themselves out very poor, and of not 
 giving you your five francs." 
 
 " As yet, I've only seen my five francs twice," said mother Coupeau. 
 
 " You bet ! next month they'll concoct some other story. That explains why they / 
 cover their window up when they hav« a rabbit to eat. Don't you see ! One would have 
 the right to say to them : ' As you can afford a rabbit, you can certainly give five francs 
 to your mother !' Oh ! they're full of vice ! What would have become of you if I hadn't 
 taken you to live with us 1 " 
 
 Mother Coupeau slowly wagged her head. That day she was all against the Lorilleux, 
 because of the great feast the Coupeaus were giving. She loved cooking, the little gossip- 
 ings round the saucepans, the place turned topsy-turvy by the revels of saints' days. 
 Besides, she generally got on pretty well with Gervaise. On other days, when they 
 plagued one another, as happens in all families, the old woman grumbled, saying she was 
 wretchedly unfortunate in' thus being at her daughter-in-law's mercy. In point of fact, 
 she probably had some affection for Madame Lorilleux, who, after all, was her daughter.- 1 
 
 "Ah!" continued Gervaise, "you wouldn't be so fat. would you, if you were living 
 with them 1 And no coffee, no snuff, no little luxuries of any sort ! Tell me, would 
 they have given you two mattresses to your bed ?" 
 
 " No, that's very certain," replied mother Coupeau. " When they arrive I shall place, 
 myself so as to have a good view of the door, to see the faces they'll make." 
 
 The idea of the faces the Lorilleux would make amused them beforehand. But it 
 would not do to stand there looking at the table. The Coupeaus had lunched late, about 
 one o'clock, off something they had had in from the pork-butcher's, because the three 
 stoves were already occupied, and they did not wish to dirty the crockery, all clean for the 
 evening. At four o'clock the two women were at the height of their work. The goose 
 was roasting before a stove placed on the ground against the wall beside the open 
 window ; and the bird was so big, they had a difficulty in getting it into the Dutch oven. 
 Squint-eyed Augustine, seated on a foot-stool, and receiving the full reflection of the fire of 
 the stove, was gravely basting the goose with a long-handled spoon. Gervaise was busy 
 with the green peas and bacon. Mother Coupeau, feeling almost crazy in the midst of all 
 these dishes, turned from one to the other as she awaited the time for warming up the 
 pig's back and the stewed veal. 
 
 Towards five o'clock the guests began to arrive. First of all came the two workwomen, 
 Clemence and Madame Putois, both in their Sunday best, the former in blue, the latter 
 in black ; Clemence carried a geranium, Madame Putois a heliotrope ; and Gervaise, whose 
 hands were just then smothered with flour, had to kiss each of them on both cheeks, 
 with her arms behind her back. Then, following close upon their heels, entered Virginie, 
 
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 135 
 
 dressed like a lady in a printed muslin costume with a sash and a bonnet, though she had 
 only a few steps to come. She brought a pot of red carnations. She took the laundress 
 in her big arms and squeezed her tight. At length, Boche appeared with a pot of 
 pansies, and Madame Boche with a pot of mignonette ; then came Madame Lerat with 
 a balm-mint, the pot of which had dirtied her violet merino dress. All these people kissed 
 each other, and gathered together in the back-room in the midst of the three stoves 
 and the roasting apparatus, which gave out a stifling heat. The noise from the sauce- 
 pans drowned the voices. A dress catching in the Dutch oven caused quite an emotion. 
 The smell of roast goose was so strong that it made their mouths water. And Gervaise 
 was very pleasant, thanking every one for their flowers, without however letting that 
 interfere with her preparing the thickening for the stewed veal at the bottom of a soup 
 
136 THE " ASSOMMOIR." 
 
 plate. She had placed the pots in the shop at one end of the table, without re- 
 moving the white paper that was round them. A sweet scent of flowers mingled with 
 the odour of cooking. 
 
 " Do you want any assistance 1 " asked Virginie. " ,Tust fancy, you've been three 
 days preparing all this feast, and it will be gobbled up in no time." 
 
 " Well ! you know," replied Gervaise, " it wouldn't prepare itself. No, don't dirty your 
 hands. You see, everything's ready. There's only the soup to warm." 
 
 Then they all -mr.de themselves at home. The ladies laid their shawls and their caps 
 on the bed, and pinned up their skirts, so as not to soil them. Boche, who had sent 
 his wife back to look after the house until dinner-time, was already pushing Clemence 
 up mto a corner, and asking her if she was ticklish ; whilst CMmence panted and wriggled 
 about, doubling herself up, her breasts almost bursting through the body of her dress, for 
 the bare idea of being tickled made her shudder. The other ladies also came into the 
 shop, so as not to be in the way of the cooks, and stood up against the wall, looking at the 
 table ; but, as the conversation continued through the open door, and they were unable to 
 hear each 'other, they kept returning back and abruptly invading the room with their loud 
 voices, surrounding Gervaise, who left off her work to answer them, with her steaming 
 spoon in her hand. They laughed and said some rather coarse things. Virginie having 
 stated that she had eaten nothing for two days, in order to have plenty of room, that 
 dirty Clemence related something stronger : she had cleared herself out with a dose of 
 salts, just' like the English did. Then Boche gave them a recipe for digesting anything 
 at once, which consisted in squeezing oneself between the door and the door-post after each 
 , plateful ; the English also did that, and it enabled them to gorge for twelve hours at a 
 stretch, without fatiguing their stomachs. Politeness requires one to eat plentifully when 
 one is invited out to dinner. Veal and pork and goose ai - e not put on the table for the cats. 
 Oh ! Gervaise could make herself easy ; they would clear it all off so cleanly- that she 
 would have no need to wash up the crockery on the morrow. And the guests seemed to get 
 up their appetites by sniffing around the saucepans and the Dutch oven. The ladies 
 ended by behaving like little girls ; they played at pushing one another about, they 
 ran from one apartment to the other, shaking the floor, stirring up and disseminating the 
 odours of the cooking with their skirts, amidst a deafening uproar, in which their laughter 
 mingled with the noise of mother Coupeau's chopping knife as she minced the bacon. 
 
 Just as they were all jumping about and shouting by way of amusement, Goujet ap- 
 peared. He was so timid he scarcely dared enter, but stood still, holding a tall white 
 rose-tree in his arms, a magnificent plant, with a stem that reached to his face and en- 
 tangled the flowers in his beard. Gervaise ran to him, her cheeks burning from the heat 
 of the stoves. But he did not know how to get rid of his pot ; and, when she had taken 
 it from his hands, he stammered, not daring to kiss her. It was she who was obliged to 
 stand on tip-toe, and place her cheek against his lips ; he was so agitated that, even then, 
 he kissed her roughly on the eye, almost blinding her. They both stood trembling. 
 
 " Oh ! Monsieur Goujet, it's too lovely ! " said she, placing the rose-tree beside the 
 other flowers, which it overtopped with the whole of its tuft of foliage. 
 
 " Not at all, not at all," repeated he, unable to say anything else. 
 
 And, after sighing deeply, he slightly recovered himself, and then stated that she was 
 not to expect his mother; she was suffering from an attack of sciatica. Gervaise was 
 greatly grieved ; she talked of putting a piece of the goose on one side, as she particularly 
 wished Madame Goujet to have a taste of the bird. However, no one else was expected. 
 Coupeau was no doubt strolling about in the neighbourhood with Poisson, whom he had 
 called for directly after his lunch ; they would be home directly, they had promised to be 
 back punctually at six. Then, as the soup was almost ready, Gervaise called to Madame 
 Lerat, saying that she thought it was time to go and fetch the Lorilleux. Madame Lerat 
 became at once very grave ; it was she who had conducted all the negotiations and who 
 had settled how everything should pass between the two families. She put her cap and 
 shawl on again, and went upstairs very stiffly in her skirts, and looking very stately. 
 Down below, the laundress continued to stir her vermicelli soup without saying a word. 
 The guests, suddenly become serious, solemnly waited. 
 
 It was Madame Lerat who appeared first. She had gone round by the street, so as 
 to give more pomp to the reconciliation. She held the shop-door wide open, whilst Madame 
 Lorilleux, wearing a silk dress, stopped at the threshold. All the guests had riseu from 
 their seats ; Gervaise went forward, and, kissing her sister-in-law as had been agreed, said : 
 
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 " Come in. It's all over, isn't it? We'll both be nice to each other." 
 
 And Madame Lorilleux replied : 
 
 " I shall be only too happy if we're so always." 
 
 When she had entered, Lorilleux also stopped at the threshold, and he likewise waited 
 to be embraced before penetrating into the shop. Neither the one nor the other had brought 
 a bouquet. They had decided not to do so, as they thought it would look too much like 
 giving way to the Hobbler if they carried flowers with them the first time they set foot 
 in her home. Gervaise called to Augustine to bring two bottles of wine. Then, filling 
 some glasses on a corner of the table, she called every one to her. And each took a glass, 
 and drank to the good friendship of the family. There was a pause whilst the guests 
 were drinking, the ladies raising their elbows, and emptying their glasses to the last drop. 
 
 " Nothing is better before soup," declared Boche, smacking his tongue. " It's prefer- 
 able to a kick behind." 
 
 Mother Coupeau.had placed herself opposite the door to see the faces the Lorilleux 
 would make. She pulled Gervaise by the skirt, and dragged her into the back-room. 
 And as they both leant over the soup, they conversed rapidly, in a low voice. 
 
 " Eh ! what a sight ! " said the old woman. " You couldn't see them ; but I was watch- 
 ing. When she caught sight of the table, her face twisted round like that, the corners of 
 her mouth almost touched her eyes ; and as for him, it nearly choked him, he coughed, and 
 coughed. Now, just look at them over there ; they've no saliva left in their mouths, they're 
 chewing their lips." 
 
 " It's quite painful to see people as jealous as that," murmured Gervaise. 
 
 Eeally, the Lorilleux had a funny look about them. No one, of course, likes to be 
 crushed j in families, especially, when the one succeeds, the others do not like it ; that is 
 only natural. Only, one keeps it in, one does not make an exhibition of oneself. Well ! 
 the Lorilleux could not keep it in. It was more than a match for them. They squinted 
 — their mouths were all on one side. In short, it was so apparent, that the other guests 
 looked at them, and asked them if they were unwell. They would never be able to 
 stomach the table, with its fourteen knives and forks, its white tablecloth and napkins, and 
 its slices of bread cut beforehand. One could have thought oneself in a restaurant on the 
 Boulevards. Madame Lorilleux walked right round, holding her head down, so as not to see 
 the flowers, and she slyly felt the big tablecloth, tormented by the thought that it was a 
 new one. 
 
 " Everything's ready ! " cried Gervaise, as she reappeared, with a smile, her arms bare, 
 and her little fair curls blowing over her temples. 
 
 The guests were shuffling about round the table. All were hungry, and they gaped 
 slightly, with a bored air. 
 
 " If the governor would only come," resumed the laundress, " we might, begin." 
 
 "Ah, well ! " said Madame Lorilleux, " the soup has time to get cold. Coupeau always 
 forgets. You shouldn't have let him go off." 
 
 It was already half-past six. Everything was burning now ; the goose would be 
 overdone. Then Gervaise, feeling quite dejected, talked of sending some one to all the 
 wine-shops in the neighbourhood to discover Coupeau. And, as Goujet offered to go, she 
 decided to accompany him. Virginie, anxious about her husband, went also. The three 
 of them, bareheaded, quite blocked up the pavement. The blacksmith, who wore his frock- 
 coat, had, Gervaise on his left arm and Virginie on his right : he was doing the two-handled 
 basket, as he said ; and it seemed to them such a funny thing to say, that they stopped, 
 unable to move their legs for laughing. They looked at themselves in the pork-butcher's 
 glass, and laughed more than ever. . Beside Goujet, all in black, the two women seemed 
 a couple of speckled courtesans — the dressmaker in her muslin costume, sprinkled with 
 pink flowers, the laundress in her white cambric dress, with blue spots, her wrists bare, 
 and wearing round her neck a little grey silk scarf tied in a bow. People turned round to 
 see them pass, looking so fresh and lively, dressed in their Sunday best on a week day, and 
 jostling the crowd which hung about the Kue des Poissonniers, on that warm June even- 
 ing. But it was not a question of amusing themselves. They went straight to the door of 
 each wine-shop, looked in, and sought amongst the people standing before the counter. 
 Had that animal, Coupeau, gone to the Arc de Triomphe to get his dram? They had al- 
 ready done the upper part of the street, looking in at all the likely places ; at the " Little 
 Civet," renowned for its preserved plums ; at old mother Baquet's, who sold Orleans wine 
 at eight sous ; at the " Butterfly," the coachmen's house of call, gentlemen who were not 
 
138 THE "ASSOMMOIK." 
 
 easy to please. But no Coupeau. Then, as they were going down towards the Boulevard, 
 Gervaise uttered a faint cry on passing the eating-house at the corner, kept by Francois. 
 
 " What's the matter 1 " asked Goujet. 
 
 The laundress no longer laughed. She was very pale, and labouring under so great 
 an emotion that she had almost fallen. Virginie understood it all, as she caught a sight 
 of Lantier, seated at one of Frangois's tables, quietly dining. The two women dragged 
 the blacksmith along. 
 
 " My foot twisted," said Gervaise, as soon as she was able to speak. 
 
 At length, they discovered Coupeau and Poisson at the bottom of the street, inside old 
 Colombe's " Assommoir." They were standing up, in the midst of a number of men ; Cou- 
 peau, in a grey blouse, was shouting, with furious gestures, and banging his fists down on the 
 counter. Poisson, not on duty that day, and buttoned up in an old brown coat, was listen- 
 ing to him in a dull sort of way, and without uttering a word, bristling his carroty moustache 
 and imperial the while. Goujet left the women on the edge of the pavement, and went 
 and laid his hand on the zinc-worker's shoulder. But when the latter caught sight of Gervaise 
 and Virginie outside, he grew angry. Why was he badgered with such females as those 1 ! 
 Petticoats had taken to tracking him about now ! Well ! he declined to stir, they could 
 go and eat their beastly dinner all by themselves. To quiet him, Goujet was obliged to 
 accept a drop of something ; and even then Coupeau took a fiendish delight in dawdling 
 a good five minutes at the counter. When he at length came out, he said to his wife : 
 
 " It doesn't suit me. I'm going to stay where I've business, do you hear 1 ! " 
 
 She did not answer. She was all in a tremble. She had probably been talking of 
 Lantier with Virginie, for the latter pushed her husband and Goujet, telling them to walk 
 on in front. Then the two women placed themselves on either side of the zinc-worker, sn 
 as to occupy him, and prevent him from seeing. He was only slightly on, more bewildered 
 with having shouted than with drink. As they seemed to wish to go along the left hand 
 pavement, he jostled them, and crossed over to the other side of the street, just for the 
 sake of teasing them. They ran after him in a great fright, and tried to hide the view at 
 Frangois's door. But Coupeau must have known that Lantier was there. Gervaise almost 
 went out of her senses on hearing him grunt : 
 
 "Yes, my duck, there's a young fellow of our acquaintance inside there ! You mustn't 
 take me for a ninny. Don't let me catch you gallivanting about again with your side 
 glances ! " 
 
 And he made use of some very coarse expressions. It was not him that she had come 
 to look for, with her bare elbows and her mealy mouth ; it was her old beau. Then he was 
 suddenly seized with a mad rage against Lantier. Ah ! the brigand ! ah ! the filthy hound! 
 One or the other of them would have to be left on the pavement, emptied of his guts like a 
 rabbit. Lantier, however, did not appear to notice what was going on, and continued 
 slowly eating some veal and sorrel. A crowd began to form. Virginie led Coupeau 
 away, and he calmed down at once as soon as he had turned the corner of the street. All 
 the same, they returned to the shop far less lively than when they left it. 
 
 The guests were waiting round the table with very long faces. The zinc-worker shook 
 hands with them, showing himself off before the ladies. Gervaise, feeling rather dejected, 
 spoke in a low tone, as she directed them to their places. But she suddenly noticed 
 that, Madame Goujet not having come, a seat would remain empty — the one next to 
 Madame Lorilleux. 
 
 " We are thirteen ! " said she, deeply affected, seeing in that a fresh proof of the mis- 
 fortune with which she had felt herself threatened for some time past. 
 
 The ladies, already seated, rose up, looking anxious and annoyed. Madame Putois 
 offered to retire, because, according to her, it was not a matter to laugh about"; besides, 
 she would not touch a thing, the food would do her no good. As to Boche, he chuckled. 
 He would sooner be thirteen than fourteen ; the portions would be all the larger, that was 
 certain. 
 
 " Wait ! " resumed Gervaise. " I can manage it." 
 
 And going out on to the pavement, she called old Brn, who was just then crossing the 
 roadway. The old workman entered, stooping and stiff, and his face without expression. 
 
 " Seat yourself there, my good fellow," said the laundress. " You won't mind eating 
 with us, will you? " 
 
 He simply nodded his head. He was willing ; he did not mind. 
 
 " As well him as another," continued she, lowering her voice. " He doesn't often eat 
 
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 his fill. He will, at least, enjoy himself once more. We shall feel no remorse in stuffing 
 ourselves now." 
 
 Goujet was so moved that the tears came to his eyes. The others pitied the old man, 
 thought it very nice, adding that it would bring luck to them all. However, Madame 
 Lorilleux did not seem pleased at being next to the old fellow • she drew away from him, 
 casting glances, at his horny hands, and at his patched and discoloured blouse. Old Bru sat 
 with bowed head, embarrassed above ah by the napkin which hid the plate before him. 
 He ended by lifting it off, and placed it gently on the edge of the table, without dreaming 
 of putting it over hia knees. 
 
 At length, Gervaise served the vermicelli soup ; the guests wer6 taking up their spoons, 
 when Virginie remarked that Coupeau had again disappeared. He had perhaps returned 
 to old Colombe's. But the company got angry. This time, so much the worse ! one would 
 not run after him ; he could stay in the street if he was not hungry ; and, as the spoons 
 touched the bottom of the plates, Coupeau reappeared with two pots of flowers, one under 
 each arm, a stock and a balsam. They all clapped their hands. He gallantly placed his 
 pots, one on the right, the other on the left of Gervaise's glass ; then, bending over and 
 kissing her, he said : 
 
 "1 had forgotten you, ducky. But in spite of that, we love each other all the same, 
 on such a day as this." 
 
 " Monsieur Coupeau's very nice this evening," murmured Cldmence in Boche's ear. 
 " He's just got what he required, sufficient to make him amiable." 
 
 The governor's nice behaviour restored the gaiety of the proceedings, which at one 
 moment had been compromised. Gervaise, once more at her ease, was all smiles again. 
 The guests finished their soup. Then the bottles circulated, and they drank their first 
 glass of wine, just a drop, pure, to wash down the vermicelli. One could hear the children 
 quarrelling in the next room. There were Etienne, Pauline, Nana, and little Victor 
 Fauconnier. It had been decided to lay a table for the four of them, aud they had been 
 told to be very good. That squint-eyed Augustine, who had to look after, the stoves, was 
 to eat off her knees. 
 
 " Mamma ! mamma ! " suddenly screamed Nana, " Augu3tine is dipping her bread in 
 the Dutch oven ! " 
 
 The laundress hastened there and caught the squint-eyed one in the act of burning her 
 throat, in her attempts to swallow without loss of time a slice of bread soaked in boiling 
 goose fat. She boxed her ears, because the young monkey called out that it was not true 
 
140 THE "ASSOMMOIB." 
 
 When, after the boiled beef, the stewed veal appeared, served in a salad-bowl, as they had 
 not got a dish large enough, the party greeted it with a laugh. 
 
 " It's becoming serious," declared Poisson, who spoke but seldom. 
 
 It was half-past seven. They had closed the shop door, so as not to be spied upon by 
 the whole neighbourhood ; the little clockmaker opposite, especially, was opening his eyes 
 to their full size, and seemed to take the pieces from their mouths, with such a gluttonous 
 look, that it almost prevented them from eating. The curtains hung before the windows 
 admitted a great white uniform light which bathed the entire table, with its symmetrical 
 arrangement of knives and forks, and its pots of flowers enveloped in tall collars of white 
 paper ; and this pale fading light, this slowly approaching dusk, gave to the party some- 
 what of an air of distinction. Virginie looked round the closed apartment hung with 
 muslin, and with a happy criticism declared it to be pretty. When a cart passed in the 
 street, the glasses jingled together on the table cloth, and the ladies were obliged to shout 
 out as loud as the men. But there was not much conversation ; they all behaved very 
 respectably, and were very attentive to each other. Coupeau alone wore a blouse, because, 
 as he said, one need not stand on ceremony with friends, and besides which the blouse was 
 the workman's garb of honour. The ladies, iaced up in their bodices, wore their hair in 
 plaits greasy with pomatum, in which the daylight was reflected ; whilst the gentlemen, 
 sitting at a distance from the table, swelled out their chests and kept their elbows wide 
 apart for fear of staining their frock coats. 
 
 Ah ! thunder ! what a hole they were making in the stewed veal ! If they spoke little, 
 they were chewing in earnest.. The salad-bowl was becoming emptier and emptier, with 
 •a spoon stuck in the midst of the thick sauce — a good yellow sauce which quivered like 
 a jelly. They fished pieces of veal out of it, and seemed as though they would never 
 come to the end ; the salad-bowl journeyed from hand to hand, and faces bent over it as 
 forks picked out the mushrooms. The long loaves standing against the wall, behind the 
 guests, appeared to melt away. Between the mouthfuls one could hear the sound of 
 glasses being replaced on the table. The sauce was a trifle too salt. It required four 
 quarts to drown that blessed stewed veal, which went down like cream, but which after- 
 wards lit up a regular conflagration in one's stomach. And before one had time to take 
 breath, the pig's back, in the middle of a deep dish, surrounded by big round potatoes, 
 arrived in the midst of a cloud of smoke. There was one general cry. By Jove ! it was 
 just the thing ! Every one liked it. They would do it justice ; and they followed the dish 
 with a side glance, as they wiped their knives on their bread, so as to be in readiness. 
 Then, as soon as they were helped, they nudged one another, and spoke with their mouths 
 full. Eh ! it was just like butter ! something sweet and solid which one could feel run 
 through one's guts right dawn into one's boots. The potatoes were like sugar. It was not a 
 bit salt; only, just on account of the potatoes, it required a wetting every few minutes. 
 •Four more quarts were placed on the table. The plates were wiped so clean that they 
 also served for the green peas and bacon. Oh ! vegetables were of no consequence. They 
 playfully gulped them down in spoonfuls. In short, a little greediness, a kind of 
 ladies' pastime. The best part of the dish was the small pieces of bacon, just nicely grilled, 
 and smelling like horse's hoof. Two quarts were sufficient for them. 
 
 "Mamma ! mamma !" called out Nana suddenly, "Augustine's putting her fingers in my 
 plate ! " 
 
 " Don't bother me ! give her a slap ! " replied Gervaise, in the act of stuffing herself with 
 green peas. 
 
 Nana was at the head of the children in the next room doing the mistress of the 
 house. 
 
 She had seated herself beside Victor, and had placed her brother Etienne next to little 
 Pauline ; and they were playing at being two married couples out for a day's pleasure. At 
 the beginning Nana had helped her guests very nicely, with the smiling ways of a grown- 
 up person; but she had just yielded to her love for bacon, and had kept all the little 
 pieces for herself. That squint-eyed Augustine, who was slyly hovering round the chil- 
 dren, had taken advantage of the incident to seize a handful of the bacon, under the pre- 
 text of dividing it properly. Nana, in a rage, bit her wrist. 
 
 " Ah ! you know," murmured Augustine, " I'll tell your mother that after the veal you 
 asked Victor to kiss you." 
 
 But all became quiet again as Gervaise and mother Coupeau went off for the goose. 
 The guests at the big table were leaning back in their chairs taking breath. The men had 
 
THE "ASSOMMOIR." '141 
 
 unbuttoned their waistcoats, the ladies were wiping their faces with their napkins. The 
 repast was, so to say, interrupted ; only one or two persons, unable to keep .their jaws 
 still, continued to swallow large mouthfuls of bread, without even knowing that they were 
 doing so. The others were waiting and allowing their food to settle. Night was slowly 
 coming on ; a dirty ashy grey light was gathering behind the curtains. When Augustine 
 brought two lamps and placed one at each end of the table, the general disorder became 
 apparent in the bright glare — the greasy forks and plates, the cloth stained with wine and 
 covered with crumbs. A strong stifling odour pervaded the room. Certain warm fumes, 
 however, attracted all the noses in the direction of the kitchen. 
 
 " Can I help you 1" cried Virginie. 
 
 She left her chair and passed into the inner room. All the women followed her one 
 by one. They surrounded the Dutch oven, and watched with profound interest Gervaise 
 and mother Coupeau trying to pull the bird out. Then a clamour arose, in the midst of 
 which one could distinguish the shrill voices and the joyful leaps of the children. And 
 there was a triumphal entry. Gervaise carried the goose, her arms stiff, and her perspir- 
 ing face expanded in one broad silent laugh ; the women walked behind her, laughing 
 in the same way ; whilst Nana, right at the end, raised herself up to see, her eyes open 
 to their full extent. When the enormous golden goose, streaming with gravy, was on the 
 table, they did not attack it at once. It was a wonder, a respectful surprise, which for a 
 moment left every one speechless. They drew one another's attention to it with winks 
 and nods of the head. Golly ! what a lady ! what legs and what a stomach ! 
 
 " She didn't get fat, by licking the walls, I'll bet !" said Boche. 
 
 Then they entered into details respecting the bird. Gervaise gave the facts. It was the 
 best she could get at the poulterer's in the Faubonrg-Poissonniere ; it weighed twelve pounds 
 and a half in the scales at the charcoal-dealer's ; they had burnt nearly half a bushel of 
 charcoal in cooking it, and it had given three basins full of dripping. Virginie interrupted 
 her to boast that she had seen the bird raw. One could have eaten it as it was, she 
 observed, for the skin was so soft and white, a regular blonde's skin ! All the men laughed 
 in an obscenely gluttonous manner which swelled their lips. Lorilleux and Madame Loril- 
 * leux, however, only bit theirs, and felt ready to choke at seeing such a goose on the 
 Hobbler's table. 
 
 "Well! but we can't' eat it whole," the laundress ended by observing. "Who'll cut 
 it up ? No, no, not me ! It's too big ; I'm afraid of it." 
 
 Coupeau offered his services. Eeally ! it was very simple. You caught hold of the 
 limbs, and pulled them off; the pieces were good all the same. But the other's 
 protested ; they forcibly took possession of the large kitchen knife which the zinc-worker 
 already held in his hand. Whenever he cut any-thing up he turned the dish into a 
 regular cemetery. For a moment they waited for someone to come forward. At length, 
 Madame Lerat said in a most amiable voice : 
 
 " Listen, it should be Monsieur Poisson ; yes, Monsieur Poisson." 
 
 But, as the others did not appear to understand, she added, in a more flattering 
 manner still : 
 
 " Why yes, of course, it should be Monsieur Poisson, who's accustomed to the use of 
 arms." 
 
 And she passed the kitchen knife to the policeman. All round the table they 
 laughed with pleasure and approval. Poisson bowed his head with military stiffness, 
 and moved the goose before him. His neighbours, Gervaise and Madame Boche, drew 
 further away, so as to leave plenty of room for his elbows. He carved slowly, with wide 
 gestures, and with his eyes fixed on the bird, as though to nail it to the dish. When he 
 thrust the knife into the goose, which cracked, Lorilleux was seized with an outburst of 
 patriotism. 
 
 " Ah ! if it was a Cossack ! " he cried. 
 
 " Have you ever fought with Cossacks, Monsieur Poisson? " asked Madame Boche. 
 
 " No, but I have with Bedouins," replied the policeman, who was cutting off a wing. 
 " There are no more Cossacks." 
 
 A great silence ensued. Necks were stretched out as every eye followed the knife. 
 Poisson was preparing a surprise. Suddenly he gave a last cut ; the after part of the 
 bird came off and stood up on end, the parson's nose in the air : it was the bishop's mitre. 
 Then admiration burst forth. None were so agreeable in company as retired soldiers. 
 Meanwhile the gravy streamed out of the opening in the goose, and Boche smacked his lips. 
 
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 THE " ASSOMMOIK." 
 
 " I should like it to trickle all that into my mouth,'' murmured he. 
 
 " Oh ! the dirty fellow ! " cried the ladies. " He is dirty ! " 
 
 " No, I never knew a man more disgusting ! " said Madame Boche, more enraged than 
 the others. " Hold your tongue, will you 1 You would disgust an army. You know we're 
 going to eat it ! " 
 
 At this moment Clemence persistently repeated in the midst of the noise : 
 
 " Monsieur Poisson, listen, Monsieur Poisson. You will save me the parson's nose, 
 won't you 1 " 
 
 " My dear, the parson's nose is yours by right," said Madame Lerat, in her discreetly 
 smutty wa}-. * 
 
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 However, the goose was now cut up. After letting the party admire the bishop's mitre 
 for some minutes, the policeman laid the pieces down and arranged them round the dish. 
 All was ready to be served ; but the ladies, who were unhooking their dresses, complained 
 of the heat. Coupeau called out that they were at home, that he did not care a button 
 for the neighbours, and he opened the street door wide. The feast continued in the midst 
 of the rumbling of the vehicles and the jostlings of the passers-by. Then, their jaws 
 having had a rest, and some more room being found in their insides, they resumed the 
 dinner, and furiously attacked the goose. Merely waiting and seeing the bird cut up, 
 observed that joker Eoche, had sent the stewed veal and the pig's back right down into 
 the calves of his legs. 
 
 Then ensued a famous tuck-in; that is to say, not one of the party recollected ever 
 having before run the risk of such a stomach-ache. Gervaise, looking enormous, her 
 elbows on the table, eat great pieces_ of the breast, without uttering a word, for fear of 
 losing a mouthful, and merely felt sligfxtly ashamed and annoyed at exhibiting herself thus, 
 as gluttonous as a cat, before Goujet. Goujet, however, was too busy stuffing himself to 
 notice that she was all red with eating. Besides, in spite of her greediness, she remained 
 so nice and good ! She did not speak, but she troubled herself every minute to look after 
 old Bru, and place some dainty bit ou his plate. Tt was even touching to see this 
 glutton take a piece of wing almost from her mouth to give it to the old fellow, who 
 did not appear to be any judge, and who swallowed everything with bowed head, and bored 
 at having to guttle so much — he whose gizzard had lost the taste of bread. The Lorilleux 
 expended their rage on the roast ; they ate enough to last them three days ; they would 
 have stowed away the dish, the table, the very shop, if they could have ruined the 
 Hobbler by doing so. All the ladies had wanted a piece of the breast (the breast is the 
 ladies' part). Madame Lerat, Madame Boche, Madame Putois, were all picking bones; 
 whilst mother Coupeau, who adored the neck, was tearing off the flesh with her two last 
 teeth. Virginie liked the skin, when it was nicely browned, and the other guests gallantly 
 passed their's to her ; so much so, that Poisson looked at his wife severely, and bade her 
 stop, because she had had enough as it was. Once already, she had been a fortnight in 
 bed, with her stomach swollen out, through having eaten too much roast goose. But 
 Coupeau got angry and helped Virginie to the upper part of a leg, saying that, by Jove's 
 thunder ! if she did not pick it, she was no woman. Had roast goose ever done harm 
 to anybody? On the contrary, it cured all complaints of the spleen. One could eat it 
 without bread, like dessert. He could go on swallowing it all night without being the 
 least bit inconvenienced ; and, just to show off, he stuffed a whole drum-stick into his 
 mouth. Meanwhile, Clemence had got to the end of her parson's nose, and was sucking 
 it with her lips, whilst she wriggled with laughter on her chair because Boche was whisper- 
 ing all sorts of smutty things to her. Ah, by Jove ! yes, there was a tuck out ! When 
 one's at it, one's at it, you know ; and if one only has the chance now and then, one 
 would be precious stupid not to stuff oneself up to one's ears. Really, one could see their 
 sides puff out by degrees. The women all looked in the family way. They were cracking 
 in their skins, the blessed gormandizers ! With their mouths open, their chins besmeared 
 with grease, they had such bloated red faces that one would have said they were bursting 
 with prosperity. 
 
 And the wine, my children ! it flowed round the table as water flows into the Seine. 
 A regular stream, like when it has rained and the earth is thirsty. Coupeau poured it 
 out from on high to see it froth ; and when a bottle was empty, he turned it upside 
 down, and pressed the neck with the gesture of a womam milking a cow. Another dead 
 man with his head broken ! In a corner of the shop, the heap of dead men increased, 
 a cemetery of bottles on to which they threw all the refuse from the table. Madame 
 Putois, having asked for water, the zinc-worker indignantly removed all the carafes. 
 Did respectable people drink water? Did she want, then, to breed frogs in her stomach? 
 And tumblerfuls of wine were tossed off; you could hear the liquid shooting down 
 their throats, with the noise of rain-water rushing into the sewers during a storm. It 
 rained a sour wine ! a wine which at first had the taste of a stale cask, but to which one 
 soon got accustomed, to such an extent that it ended by having a flavour of nuts. 
 
 Ah, ye gods ! in spite of what the Jesuits say, grape-juice is, all the same, a famous 
 invention ! The guests laughed and applauded ; for, after all, the workman could not 
 have lived without wine. Papa Noah must have planted the vine for the zinc-workers, the 
 tailors, and the blacksmiths. Wine cleansed and rested one from work, and put fire into 
 
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 the stomachs of sluggards. Then, when the joker played his tricks on you, well ! the 
 king was not your uncle, Paris was yours. With all that, the workman, over-fatigned, 
 penniless, despised by the upper classes, had not many opportunities of enjoying himself, 
 and it was mean to reproach him for an occasional booze, which he went in for merely to 
 get a glimpse of the rosy side of life ! At that very moment, for instance, did they care 
 a hang for the Emperor? Perhaps the Emperor himself was also full, but that did not 
 prevent their not caring a hang for him, they defied him to be fuller than they were or 
 to be amusing himself more. To the deuce 'with the aristocrats ! Coupeau sent all the 
 world to blazes. He thought women were prime;. he slapped his pocket, in which three 
 sous rattled, laughing as though he had been shovelling up five-franc pieces. Even Goujet, 
 usually so sober, was getting elevated. Boehe's eyes were becoming smaller; Lorilleux 
 had a pale look in his ; whilst Poisson was rolling glances more and more severe from off 
 his bronzed veteran's face. They were already as drunk as ticks. And the ladies had 
 their touch of it too. Oh, as yet it was but slight, just a glimpse of the wine on their 
 cheeks, with a longing to undress themselves, which caused them to doff their neckerchiefs. 
 Clemence alone was beginning to forget herself. But suddenly Gervaise recollected the six 
 sealed bottles uf wine. She had forgotten to put them on the table with the goose ; she 
 fetched them, and all the glasses were filled. Then Poisson rose up, and, holding his glass 
 in his hand, said : 
 
 " I drin,k to the health of the missus." 
 
 All of them stood up, making a great noise with their chairs as they moved. Holding 
 out their arms, they clinked glasses in the midst of immense uproar. 
 
 " This day fifty years hence ! " cried Virginie. 
 
 "No, no," replied Gervaise, deeply moved and smiling ; "I shall be too old. Ah! a 
 clay comes when one's glad to go." 
 
 Through the door, which was wide open, the neighbourhood was looking on and taking 
 part iu the festivities. Passers-by stopped in the broad ray of light which shone over the 
 pavement, and laughed heartily at seeing all those people stuffing away so jovially. The 
 coachmen, leaning forward on their seats, whipping up their jades of horses, glanced in and 
 eracked a joke as they passed : " I say, aren't you going to stand something 1 Hallo there ! 
 you with the stomach, I'm off for the midwife ! " And the smell of the goose made the 
 whole street joyful and smiling ; the grocer's men fancied they were eating the bird them- 
 selves as they stood on the pavement opposite ; every minute the greengrocer and the 
 tripe-dealer came to their shop-doors, and sniffed the air as they licked their lips. The 
 street was positively bursting with indigestion. Mesdames Cudorge, mother and daughter, 
 who kept the umbrella shop close by, and, as a rule, were never seen out of doors, crossed 
 the road one behind the other, casting side-glances, and looking as red as though they had 
 just been making pancakes. The little elockmaker, seated at his work-table, could no 
 longer work, intoxicated with having counted the bottles of wine, and dreadfully excited in 
 the midst of his merry little clocks. 
 
 Yes, the neighbours were devoured with rage and envy ! as Coupeau said. But why 
 should there be any secret made about the matter? The party, now fairly launched, 
 was no longer ashamed of being seen at table ; on the contrary, it felt flattered and excited 
 at seeing the crowd gathered there, gaping with gluttony ; it would have liked to have 
 knocked out the shop-front and dragged the table int.o the road-way, and there to have 
 enjoyed the dessert under the very nose of the public, and amidst the commotion of the 
 thoroughfare. , Nothing disgusting was to be seen in them, was there 1 Then there was 
 no need to shut themselves in like selfish people. Coupeau, noticing that the little clock- 
 maker looked very thirsty, held up a bottle ; and, as the other nodded his head, he carried 
 him the bottle and a glass. A fraternity was established with the street. They drank 
 to any one who passed. They called in any chaps who looked the right sort. The feast 
 spread, extending from one to another, to that degree that the entire neighbourhood of the 
 Goutte-d'Or sniffed the grub, and held its stomach, amidst a rumpus worthy of the devil 
 and all his demons. For some minutes, Madame Vigouroux, the charcoal-dealer, had been 
 passing to and fro before the door. 
 
 " Hi ! Madame Vigouroux ! Madame Vigouroux ! " yelled the party. 
 
 She entered with a broad grin on her washed face, and so fat that the body of her dress 
 was bursting. The men liked pinching her, because they might pinch her all over without 
 ever encountering a bone. Boche made room for her beside him, and at once' slyly got 
 hold of her knee beneath the table. But she, being accustomed to that sort of thing, 
 
THE "ASSOMMOIR." 145 
 
 quietly tossed off a glass of wine, and related that all the neighbours were at their windows, 
 and that some of the people of the house were beginning to get angry. 
 
 "Oh, that's our business," said Madame Boohe. "We're the doorkeepers, aren't we? 
 Well, we're answerable for good order. Let them come and complain to us, we'll receive 
 them in a way they don't expect." 
 
 In the backroom there had just been a furious fight between Nana and Augustine, on 
 account of the Dutch oven, which both wanted to scrape out. For a quarter of an hour, the 
 Dutch oven had rebounded over the tiled floor with the noise of an old saucepan. Nana 
 was now nursing little Victor, who had a goose-bone in his throat. She pushed her 
 fingers under his chin, and made him swallow big lumps of sugar by way of a remedy. 
 That did not prevent her keeping an eye on the large table. At every minute she came 
 and asked for wine, bread, or meat, for Etienne and Pauline. 
 
 " Here ! burst ! " her mother would say to her. " Perhaps you'll leave us in peace 
 now ! " 
 
 The children wero scarcely able to swallow any longer, but they continued to stuff all 
 the same, banging their forks down on the table to the tune of a canticle, in order to excite 
 themselves. 
 
 In the midst of the noise, however, a conversation was going on between old Bru and 
 mother Coupeau. The old fellow, who was ghastly pale in spite of the wine and the food, 
 was talking of his sons who had died in the Crimea. Ah ! if the lads had only lived, he 
 ■nould have had bread to eat every day. But mother Coupeau, speaking thickly, leant 
 towards him and said : 
 
 " Ah ! one has many worries with children ! For instance, I appear to be happy here, 
 don't I ? Well ! I cry more often than you think. No, don't wish to have children." 
 
 Old Bru shook his head. 
 
 " I can't get work anywhere," murmured he. " I'm too old. When I enter a workshop 
 the young fellows joke, and ask me if I polished Henri IV. 's boots. Last year, I was still 
 able to earn thirty sous a day at painting a bridge ; T had to remain on my back all the 
 time, with the river flowing beneath. I've coughed ever since then. To-day, it's all over ; 
 they won't have me anywhere." 
 
 He looked at his poor stiff hands and added : 
 
 " It's easy to understand, I'm no longer good for auything. They're right ; were I in 
 their place I should do the same. You see, the misfortune is that I'm not dead. Yes, 
 it's my fault. One should lie down and croak when one's no longer able to work." 
 
 " Really," said Lorilleux, who was listening, " I don't understand why the Government 
 doesn't come to the aid of the invalids of labouv. I was reading that in a newspaper the 
 other day." 
 
 But Poisson thought it his duty to defend the Government. 
 
 " Workmen are not soldiers," declared he. " The Invalides is for soldiers. You must 
 not ask for what is impossible." 
 
 The dessert was now served, [n the centre of the table was a Savoy cake in the form 
 of a temple, with a dome fluted like a melon ; and this dome was surmounted by an arti- 
 ficial rose, close to which was a silver paper butterfly, fluttering at the end of a wire. Two 
 drops of gum in the centre of the flower imitated dew. Then, to the left, a piece of cream 
 cheese floated in a deep dish ; whilst, in another dish to the right, were piled up some large 
 bruised strawberries, with the juice running from them. However, there was still some 
 salad left, some large coss lettuce leaves soaked with oil. 
 
 " Come, Madame Boche," said Gervaise, coaxingiy, " a little more salad. I know how 
 fond you are of it." 
 
 " Nd, no, thank you ! I've already had as much as I can manage," replied the door- 
 keeper. 
 
 The laundress turning towards Virginie, the latter put her finger into her mouth, as 
 though to touch the food she 'had taken. 
 
 "Really, I'm full," murmured she. "There's no room left. I couldn't swallow a 
 mouthful." 
 
 " Oh ! but if you tried a little," resumed Gervaise with a smile. '■ One can always 
 find a tiny corner empty. One doesn't need to be hungry to be able to eat salad. You're 
 surely not going to let this be wasted ? " 
 
 " You can eat it to-morrow pickled," said Madame Lerat ; " it's nicer so." 
 
 The ladies puffed as they looked regretfully at the salad-bowl. Clemence related that 
 
146 THE " ASSOMMOIR." 
 
 she had one day eaten three bunches of water-cresses at her lunch. Madame Putois could 
 do more than that, she would take a coss lettuce and munch it up with some salt just as 
 it was, without picking it to pieces. They could all have lived on salad, would have treated 
 themselves to tubfuls. And, the conversation aiding, the ladies cleaned out the salad-bowl. 
 
 " I could go on all fours in a meadow," observed the doorkeeper, with her mouth full. 
 
 Then they chuckled together as they eyed the dessert. Dessert did not count. It came 
 rather late, but that did not matter ; they would nurse it all the same. Even were they to 
 burst like bomb-shells, they could not allow themselves to be humbugged by cake and 
 strawberries. Besides, there was no hurry ; they had plenty of time, all night if they 
 pleased. Meanwhile, they filled their plates with cream cheese and strawberries. The 
 men lit their pipes ; and, as the sealed bottles of wine were empty, they returned to the 
 common wine, and drank it as they smoked. But everyone desired that Gervaise should 
 cut the Savoy cake at once. Poisson got up and took the rose, which he very gallantly 
 presented to the lady in whose honour the feast was given, amidst the applause of the 
 whole party. She had to fi,x: it with a pin to the left side of her dress, over her heart. 
 Each movement she made caused the butterfly to flutter about. 
 
 "I say!" exclaimed Lorilleux, who had just made a discovery, "but it's your work- 
 table that we're eating off ! Ah well ! I daresay it's never seen so much work before ! " 
 
 This malicious joke had a great success. Witty allusions came from all sides. Clem- 
 ence could not swallow a spoonful of strawberries without saying that it was another sbirt 
 ironed; Madame Lerat pretended that the cream cheese smelt of starch; whilst Madame 
 Lorilleux said between her teeth that it was capital fun to gobble up the money so quickly 
 on the very boards on which one had had so much trouble to earn it. There was quite a 
 tempest of shouts and laughter. 
 
 But suddenly a loud voice called for silence. It was Boche, who, standing up in an 
 affected and vulgarly seductive way, was commencing to sing " The Volcano of Love ; or 
 the Seductive Trooper." 
 
 " 'Tis I, Blavin, seducer of the fair — ■*' 
 
 A thunder of applause greeted the first verse. Yes, yes, they would sing songs ! 
 Everyone in turn. It was more amusing than anything else. And they all put their 
 elbows on the table, or leant back in their chairs, nodding their heads at the best parts, 
 and sipping their wine when they came to the choruses. That rogue Boche had a special 
 gift for comic songs. He would almost make the water-bottles laugh when he imitated 
 the raw recruit, with his fingers apart and his hat on the back of his head. Directly 
 after " The Volcano of Love," he burst out into " The Baroness de Follebiche," one of his 
 greatest successes. When he reached the" third verse, he turned towards Clemence and 
 almost murmured in a slow and voluptuous tone of voice : 
 
 " The baroness had people there, 
 
 Her sisters four, oh ! rare surprise ; 
 And three were dark, and one was fair ; 
 Between them, eight bewitching eyes." 
 
 Then the whole party, carried away, joined in the chorus. The men beat time with 
 their heels, whilst the ladies did the same with their knives against their glasses. All 
 of them yelled : 
 
 " By Jingo ! who on earth will pay 
 
 A drink tojthe pa — to the pa — pa — ? 
 By Jingo ! who on earth will pay 
 
 A drink to the pa — to the pa — tro — o — 1 ? " 
 
 The panes of glass of the shop-front resounded, the singers' great volume of breath 
 agitated the muslin curtains. Whilst all this was going on, Virginie had already twice 
 disappeared, and each time on returning had leant towards Gervaise's ear to whisper a 
 piece of information. When she returned the third time, in the midst of the uproar, she 
 said to her : 
 
 " My dear, he's still at Francois's ; he's pretending to read the newspaper. He's cer- 
 tainly meditating some evil design." 
 
 She was speaking of Lantier. It was him that she had been watching. At each fresh 
 report, Gervaise became more and more grave. 
 
 " Is he drunk 1 " asked she of Virginie. 
 
 " No," replied the tall brunette. " He looks as though he had merely had what he 
 
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 THE "^SSOMMOIE." 147 
 
 required. It's that especially -which makes me anxious. Eh ! why does he remain there 
 if he's had all he wanted ? Good heavens ! u hope nothing is going to happen ! " 
 
 The laundress, greatly upset, begged her to leave off. A profound silence had sud- 
 denly succeeded the clamour. Madame Putois had just risen, and was about to sing " The 
 Boarding of the Pirate." The guests, silent and thoughtful, watched her; even Poisson had 
 laid his pipe down ou the edge of the table, the better to listen to her. She stood up to 
 the full height of her little figure, with a fierce expression about her, though her face looked 
 quite pale beneath her black cap ; she thrust out her left fist with a satisfied pride, as she 
 thundered in a voice bigger than herself : 
 
 " If pirate audacious 
 Should o'er the waves chase us, 
 The buccaneer slaughter, 
 Accord him no quarter. 
 To the guns every man, 
 And with rum fill each can ! 
 While these pests of the seas 
 Dangle from the cross-trees." 
 
 That was something serious. But, by Jove ! it gave one a fine idea of the real thing. 
 Poisson, who had been on board ship, nodded his head in approval of the description. 
 One could see too that that song was in accordance with Madame Putois's own feeling. 
 Coupeau leant forward to relate how one night in the Eue Poulet, Madame Putois had 
 boxed the ears of four men who had attempted to insult her. 
 
 With the assistance of mother Coupeau, Gervaise was now serving the coffee, though 
 some of the guests had not yet finished their Savoy cake. They would not let her sit down 
 again, but shouted that it was her turn. With a pale face, and looking very ill at ease, she 
 tried to excuse herself ; she seemed so queer that some one inquired whether the goose 
 had disagreed with her. Then she gave out, "Oh! let me slumber!" in a sweet and 
 feeble voice. When she reached the chorus, that wish for a sleep filled with beautiful 
 dreams, her eyelids partly closed, her rapt gaze lost itself in the darkness of the street. 
 Directly afterwards, Poisson abruptly saluted the ladies and commenced a drinking song, 
 the " Wines of France," but he had a voice like a squirt ; only the last verse, the patriotic 
 one, met with any success, because when alluding to the tri-colour flag, he raised his glass 
 on high, poised it there a moment, and ended by pouring the contents into his open 
 mouth. 
 
 Then came a string of ballads : Madame Boche's barcarolle was all about Venice and 
 the gondoliers ; Madame Lorilleux sang of Seville and the Andalusians in her bolero ; 
 whilst Lorilleux went so far as to allude to the perfumes of Arabia, in reference to the 
 loves of Fatma, the dancer. Around the greasy table, in an atmosphere heavy with the 
 breath of indigestion, horizons of gold opened, across which flitted necks of ivory, jet-black 
 hair, kisses in the moonlight to the accompaniment of guitars, bayaderes scattering pearls 
 and precious stones in their wake ; and the men blissfully smoked their pipes, the ladies 
 smiled unconsciously with enjoyment ; they all fancied themselves there, sniffing delicious 
 odours. When Clemence warbled " Build a Nest," with a shake in the throat, she also 
 caused a great deal of pleasure ; for it recalled the country, the merry birds, the dances 
 beneath the green foliage, the sweet-scented flowers — in short, all that one sees in the 
 Bois de Vincennes on the days when one goes to wring the neck of a rabbit. 
 
 But Virginie revived the joking with " My little Drop of Brandy ; " she imitated the 
 sutler's wife, one hand on her hip, the elbow arched, to indicate the little barrel ; and 
 with the other hand she poured out the brandy into space, by turning her fist round. She 
 did it so well that the party then begged mother Coupeau to sing " The Mouse." The old- 
 woman refused, vowing that she did not know the smutty thing. Yet, she started off with 
 the remnants of her broken voice ; and her wrinkled face, with its lively little eyes, under- 
 lined the allusions, the terrors of Mademoiselle Lise drawing her skirts around her at the 
 sight of a mouse. All the table laughed ; the women could not keep their countenances, 
 and continued casting bright glances at their neighbours ; it was not indecent after all, 
 there were no coarse words in it. To tell the truth, Boche was all the while acting the 
 mouse along the charcoal-dealer's calves. It might have degenerated into something un- 
 pleasant, if Goujet had not, on a sign from Gervaise, restored silence and respect with the 
 "Farewell of Abd-el-Kader," which he thundered forth in his bass .voice. It was very- 
 evident he had a solid wind ! The words came from the midst of his beautiful yellow 
 beard, like from a brass trumpet. When he uttered the cry : " my noble companion!" 
 
148 THE "ASSOMMOIR." 
 
 alluding to the warrior's black mare, all hearts beat with him. He was applauded before 
 reaching the end, for he had shouted so loud. 
 
 " Now, old Bru, it's your turn ! " said mother Coupeau. " Sing your song. The old 
 ones are the best, any day ! " 
 
 And everybody turned towards the old man, pressing him and encouraging him. He. 
 in a state of torpor, with his immovable mask of tanned skin, looked at them without 
 appearing to understand. They asked him if he knew the " Five vowels." He held down 
 his head ; be could not recollect it ; all the songs of the good old days were mixed up in 
 his noddle. As they made up their minds to leave him alone, he seemed to remember, 
 and began to stutter in a cavernous voice : 
 
 ■' Trou la la, trou la la, 
 
 Trou la, trou la, trou la la ! " 
 
 His face assumed an animated expression, this chorus seemed to awake some far-off 
 gaieties within him, enjoyed by himself alone, as he listened with a childish delight to his 
 voice which became more and more hollow. 
 
 "Trou la la, trou la la, 
 Trou la, trou la, trou la la ! " 
 
 " I say, my dear," Virginie came and whispered in Gervaise's ear, " I've just been there 
 again, you know. It worried me. Well ! Lantier has disappeared from Francois's." 
 
 "You didn't meet him outside 1 ?" asked the laundress. 
 
 "No, I walked quick, I didn't think of looking." 
 
 But Virginie, who had raised her eyes, interrupted herself and heaved a smothered sigh. 
 
 " Ah ! good heavens ! He's there, on the pavement opposite ; he's looking this way." 
 
 Gervaise, quite beside herself, ventured to glance in the direction indicated. Some 
 persons had collected in the street to hear the party sing. The grocer's men, the tripe- 
 dealer and the little clockmaker formed a group, looking as _ though they were at the 
 theatre. There were some soldiers, some gentlemen in frock-coats, and three little girls 
 from five to six years old holding one another by the hand, very grave and lost in amaze- 
 ment. And Lantier was indeed there in the front row, listening, and coolly looking on. 
 It was rare cheek, everything considered. Gervaise felt a chill ascend from her legs to 
 her heart, and she no longer dared to move, whilst old Bru continued : 
 
 " Trou la la, trou la la, 
 Trou la, trou la, trou la la ! " 
 
 " Ah well ! no, my ancient one, that's enough ! " said Coupeau. " Do you know the 
 whole of it? You shall sing it to us another day, eh ! when we're too lively." 
 
 This raised a laugh. The old fellow stopped short, glanced round the table with his 
 pale eyes, and resumed his look of a meditative animal. The coffee had been all drunk 
 and the zinc-worker had asked for more- wine. Clemence had just returned to the straw- 
 berries. For an instant, the singing ceased, they were talking of a woman who had been 
 found, hanged that morning in the house next door. It was Madame Lerat's turn, but she 
 required to prepare herself. She dipped the corner of her napkin into a glass of water and 
 applied it to her temples, because she was too hot. Then, she asked for a thimbleful of 
 brandy, drank it, and slowly wiped her lips. 
 
 " The ' Child of God,' shall it be ? " she murmured, " the ' Child of God.' " 
 
 And, tall and masculine-looking, with her bony nose and her shoulders as square as a 
 grenadier's, she began : 
 
 " The lost child left by its mother alone, 
 Is sure of a home in Heaven above, 
 God sees and protects it on earth from His throne. 
 The child that is lost is the child of God's love." 
 
 Her voice trembled at certain words, and dwelt on them in liquid notes ; she looked 
 out of the corner of her eyes to heaven, whilst her right hand swung before her chest or 
 pressed against her heart, with an impressive gesture. Then Gervaise, tortured by Lantier's 
 presence, could not restrain her tears ; it seemed to her that the song was relating her own 
 suffering, that she was the lost child, abandoned by its mother, and whom God was going 
 to take under His protection. Clemence, who was very drunk, suddenly broke into sobs ; 
 and, with her head fallen on the edge of the table, she stifled her hiccoughs with the cloth. 
 A silence ensued that made one shudder. The ladies had produced their handkerchiefs, 
 and were wiping their eyes without in the least turning away their faces, but thinking their 
 
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 emotion did them honour. The men, their heads slightly bent down, were looking 
 straight before them, blinking their eyelids. Poisson, choking and grinding his teeth, twice 
 broke a piece off his pipe, and spat the bits on to the ground, without ceasing to smoke. 
 Boche, whose hand remained on the charcoal-dealer's knee, was seized with a vague remorse 
 and respect, and no longer pinched her ; whilst two big tears trickled down his cheeks. 
 Those revellers were as rigid as justice and as tender-hearted as lambs. The wine was 
 coming out -by the way of their eyes, that was all ! When the chorus started again, slower 
 and more pathetic, all gave way, all blubbered in their plates, unfastening their clothes, 
 bursting with emotion. 
 
 But Gervaise and Virginie could not, in spite of themselves, take their eyes off the 
 pavement opposite. Madame Boche, in her turn,- caught sight of Lantier and uttered a 
 faint cry, without ceasing to besmear her face with her tears. Then, all three had very 
 anxious faces as they exchanged involuntary signs. Good heavens! if Coupeau were to 
 turn round, if Coupeau caught sight of the other! What a butchery! what carnage! And 
 they went on to such an extent, that the zinc-worker asked them : 
 
 " Whatever are you looking at 1 " 
 
 He leant, forward and recognised Lantier. 
 
 "Damnation ! it's too much," muttered he. " Ah ! the dirty scoundrel — ah! the dirty 
 scoundrel. No, it's too much, it must come to an end." 
 
 And, as he rose from his seat muttering most atrocious threats, Gervaise in a low voice 
 implored him to keep quiet. 
 
 "Listen to me, I implore you. Leave the knife alone. Remain where you are, don't 
 do anything dreadful." 
 
 Virginie had to take the knife from him, which he had picked up off the table. But she 
 could not prevent him leaving the shop and going up to Lantier. The party, in its 
 increasing emotion, saw nothing, but wept the more, whilst Madame Lerat sang with an 
 excruciating expression : 
 
 " She had been lost, poor orphan girt, 
 And her sad voice waa only heard 
 By the tall trees and passing bird." 
 
 The last line passed like a lamentable breath of the tempest: Madame Putois, who was 
 drinking, was so affected that she spilt her wine all over the table-cloth. Gervaise," 
 meanwhile, remained as one frozen, pressing her hand to her mouth to prevent her from 
 calling out, blinking her eyelids with fright, expecting every second to see one of the two 
 men outside knocked down in the middle of the road. Virginie and Madame Boche, deeply 
 interested, also followed the scene. Coupeau, surprised by the fresh air, had almost 
 plumped down in the gutter, on trying to rush upon Lantier. The latter, with his hands 
 in his pockets, had simply moved on one side. And the two men were now blackguarding 
 each other, the zinc-worker, especially, was making use of some choice expressions, calling 
 the other a sick pig, and talking of eating his tripe. One could hear the sound of their 
 enraged voices, one could distinguish the furious gestures they made, as though they were 
 going to screw their arms off with their numerous blows. Gervaise felt faint and shut 
 her eyes, because it was lasting too long, and she expected every minute to see them biting 
 each other's noses off, they thrust their faces so close together. Then, when she no longer 
 heard anything, she opened her eyes again and felt quite confused on seeing them quietly 
 conversing together. 
 
 Madame Lerat's voice rose warbling and tearful, as she commenced another ver.se : 
 
 ' ' Next morn exhausted on the ground 
 The poor lost child half dead was found." 
 
 " Some women are indeed brutes !" said Madame Lorilleux, amidst general approbation. 
 
 Gervaise had exchanged a glance with Madame Boche and Virginie. Was it going to 
 end amicably then 1 Coupeau and Lantier continued to converse on the edge of the 
 pavement. They were still abusing each other, but in a friendly way. They called one 
 another "damned rogue," but in a tone of voice which had a touch of affection in it. As 
 people were staring at them, they ended by strolling leisurely side by side past the houses, 
 turning round again every ten yards or so. A very animated conversation was now taking 
 place. Suddenly, Coupeau appeared to become angry again, whilst the other was refusing 
 so/iething and required to be pressed. And it was the zinc-worker who pushed Lantier 
 ilong, and who forced him to cross the sti-eet and enter the shop. 
 
150 THE "ASSOMMOIR." 
 
 " I tell you you're quite welcome ! " shouted he. " You'll take a glass of wine. Men 
 are men, you know. We ought to understand one another." 
 
 Madame Lerat was finishing the last chorus. The ladies were singing all together, as 
 they twisted their handkerchiefs : 
 
 ' ' The child that is lost is the child of God's love. " 
 
 The singer was greatly complimented, ynd she resumed her seat, affecting to be quite 
 broken down. She asked for something to drink, because she always put too much feeling 
 into that song, and she was constantly afraid of straining one of her nerves. Every one at 
 the table now had their eyes fixed on Lantier, who, quietly seated beside Coupeau, was 
 devouring the last piece of Savoy cake which he dipped in his glass of wine. With the 
 exception of Virginie and Madame Boche, none of the guests knew him. The Lorilleux 
 certainly scented some underhand business, but not knowing what, they merely assumed 
 their most conceited air. Goujet, who had noticed Gervaise's emotion, gave the new-comer 
 a sour look. As an awkward pause ensued, Coupeau simply said : 
 
 " A friend of mine." 
 
 And turning to his wife, added : 
 
 " Come, stir yourself! Perhaps there's still some hot coffee left." 
 
 Gervaise, feeling meek and stupid, looked at them one after the other. At first, when 
 her husband pushed her old lover into the shop, she buried her head between her hands, 
 the same as she instinctively did on stormy days at each clap of thunder. She could not 
 believe it possible ; the walls would fall in and crush them all. Then, seeing the two 
 men seated together, without so much as the muslin curtains moving, she suddenly 
 thought it the most natural thing in the world. The goose was disagreeing with her a 
 little ; she had certainly eaten too much of it, and it prevented her from thinking. A happy 
 feeling of langour benumbed her, retained her all in a heap at the edge of the table, with 
 the sole desire of not being bothered. Well ! what is the use of putting oneself out when 
 others do not, and when things arrange themselves to the satisfaction of everybody? She 
 got up to see if there was any coffee left. 
 
 In the back room the children had fallen asleep. That squint-eyed Augustine had 
 tyrannised- over them all during the dessert, pilfering their strawberries and frightening 
 • them with most abominable threats. Now she felt very ill, and was bent double upon a 
 stool, not uttering a word, her face ghasfly pale. Fat Pauline had let her head fall against 
 Etienne's shoulder, and he himself was sleeping on the edge of the table. Nana was seated 
 with Victor on the rug beside the bedstead, she had passed her arm round his neck and 
 was drawing him towards her ; and, succumbing to drowsiness her eyes shut, she kept 
 repeating in a feeble voice : 
 
 "Oh ! mamma, I'm not well ; oh ! mamma, I'm not well." 
 
 "No wonder I" murmured Augustine, whose head was rolling about on her shoulders, 
 "they're fuddled; they've been singing like grown-up persons." 
 
 Gervaise received another blow on beholding Etienne. She felt as though she wonld 
 choke when she thought of the youngster's father being there, in the other room, eating 
 cake, and that he had not even expressed a desire to kiss the little fellow. She was on 
 the point of rousing Etienne, and of carrying him there in her arms. Then, she again felt 
 that the quiet way in which matters had been arranged was the best. It would not have 
 been proper to have disturbed the harmony of the end of the dinner. She returned with the 
 coffee-pot and poured out a glass of coffee for Lantier, who did not appear to notice her. 
 
 " Now, it's my turn," stuttered Coupeau, in a thick voice. " Eh ! you've been keeping 
 me for the tit-bit. Well ! I'll sing you ' What a piggish child ! ' " 
 
 " Yes, yes, ' What a piggish child ! ' " cried everyone. 
 
 The uproar was beginning again — Lantier was forgotten. The ladies prepared their 
 glasses and their knives for accompanying the chorus. They laughed beforehand, as they 
 looked at the zinc-worker, who steadied himself on his legs as he put on his most vulgar 
 air. Mimicking the hoarse voice of an old woman, he sang : 
 
 " When out of bed each morn I hop, 
 
 I'm always precious queer ; 
 I send him for a little drop 
 
 To th' drinking-ken that's near. 
 A good half hour or more he'll stay, 
 
 And that makes me so riled, 
 He swigs it half upon his way : 
 
 What a piggish child ! " 
 
COUPEAU FORCES LANTIEB TO JOIN THE PARTY GIVEN TO CELEBRATE GERVAISE S SAINTS-DAY. 
 
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 And the ladies, striking their glasses, repeated in chorus, in the midst of a formidable 
 gaiety : 
 
 " What a piggish child ! 
 What a piggish chili) ! " 
 
 Even the Hue de la Gputte-d'Or itself joined in now. The whole neighbourhood was 
 singing " What a piggish child ! " Over the way, the little clockmaker, the grocer's men, 
 the tripedealer, the greengrocer, who knew the song, took up the chorus, and smacked one 
 another just for a lark. Really, the street was ending by becoming intoxicated ; the festive 
 odour issuing from the Coupeaus' was alone sufficient to make everyone on the pavement 
 more than merry. It is only fair to say that the entire party inside was now awfully 
 drunk. This had come on little by little from the first glass of pure wine after the soup. 
 It was now the climax; they were all braying and bursting with what they had swallowed, 
 in the reddish haze of the two lamps, which required snuffing. The clamour of this gig- 
 antic booze completely drowned the rumbling noise of the last vehicles. Two policemen, 
 thinking there was a riot, hastened to the spot ; but, catching sight of Poisson, they just 
 nodded to him, and then slowly moved away, side by side, along the dark houses. 
 
 Coupeau was now singing this verse : 
 
 " On Sundays at Petite Villette, 
 
 Whene'er the weather's fine, 
 We call on uncle, old Tinette, 
 
 Who's in the dustman line. 
 To feast upon some cherry stones 
 
 The young un's almost wild, 
 And rolls amongst the dust and' bones. 
 
 What a piggish child ! 
 
 What a piggish child ! " 
 
 Then the house almost collapsed, such a yell ascended in the calm warm night air that 
 the shouters applauded themselves, for it was useless their hoping to be able to bawl any 
 louder. 
 
 Not one of the party could ever recollect exactly how the carouse terminated. It 
 must have been very late, it's quite certain, for not a cat was to be seen in the street. 
 Possibly, too, they had all joined hands and danced round the table. But all was sub- 
 merged in a yellow mist, in which red faces were jumping about, with mouths slit from ear 
 to ear. They had probably treated themselves to something stronger than wine towards 
 the end, and there was a vague suspicion that some one had played them the trick of putting 
 salt into the glasses. The children must have undressed and put themselves to bed. On 
 the morrow, Madame Boche boasted of having treated Boche to a couple of clouts in a 
 corner, where he was conversing a great deal too close to the charcoal-dealer ; but Boche, 
 who recollected nothing, said she must have dreamt it. What everyone agreed was not 
 at all decent, was the behaviour of Cle'mence, who was most decidedly a girl 'not to invite 
 again; she had ended by displaying all she had to show, and then was so sick that she 
 quite spoilt one of the muslin curtains. The men had at least the decency to go into the 
 street ; Lorilleux and Poisson, feeling their stomachs upset, had stumblingly glided as far 
 as the pork-butcher's shop. It is easy to see when a person has been well brought up. 
 For instance, the ladies, Madame Putois, Madame Lerat, and Virginie, indisposed by the 
 heat, had simply gone into the back room and taken their stays off ; Virginie had even 
 desired to lie on the bed for a minute, just to obviate any unpleasant effects. Then the 
 party had seemed to melt away, some disappearing behind the others, all accompanying 
 one another, and being lost sight of in the surrounding darkness, to the accompaniment 
 of a final uproar, a furious quarrel between the Lorilleux, and an obstinate and mournful 
 " trou la la, trou la la," of old Bru's. Gervaise had an idea that Goujet had burst out 
 ^sobbing when bidding her good-bye ; Coupeau was still singing ; and as for Lantier, he 
 must have remained till the end. At one moment even she could still feel a breath against 
 her hair, but she was unable to say whether it came from Lantier or if it was the warm 
 night air. 
 
 As Madame Lerat refused at that late hour to return to Batignolles, they took a mat- 
 tress off the bed, and spread it for her in a corner of the shop, after pushing the table on 
 one side. She slept there, amidst the crumbs from the feast. And all the rest of the 
 night, during the heavy sleep of the Coupeaus, digesting all they had swallowed, a neigh- 
 bour's cat, taking advantage of a window which had been left open, crunched up the goose 
 bones, and finished burying the bird with the little gnawing sound of its sharp teeth. 
 
CHAPTER VIII. 
 
 On the following Saturday, Coupeau, who had not come home to dinner, brought Lantier 
 with him towards ten o'clock. They had had some sheep's trotters at Thomas's at Mont- 
 martre. 
 
 "You mustn't scold, old woman," said the zinc-worker. ""We're all right, as you can 
 see. Oh ! there's- no fear with him ; he keeps one in the straight road." 
 
 And he related how they happened to meet in the Rue Rochechouart. After dinner, 
 Lantier had declined to have a drink at the "Black Ball," saying that when one was married 
 to a pretty and worthy little woman, one ought not to go liquoring-up at all the wine-shops. 
 Gervaise smiled slightly as she listened. Oh ! she was not thinking of scolding ; she felt 
 too much embarrassed for that. Ever since the feast, she had been expecting to see her old 
 lover again, one day or other ; but, at such an hour, just at .bedtime, the sudden arrival 
 of the two men had taken her by surprise ; and, with trembling hands, she fastened up her 
 back hair again, which had unrolled down her neck. 
 
 " You know," resumed Coupeau, "as he was so polite as to decline a drink outside, 
 you must treat us to one here. Ah ! you certainly owe us that ! " 
 
 The workwomen had been gone a long while. Mother Coupeau and Nana had just 
 got into bed. So Gervaise, who was about to put up the shutters when they appeared, left 
 the shop open, and fetched some glasses and the remains of a bottle of brandy which she 
 placed on a corner of the work-table. Lantier remained standing, and avoided speaking 
 at once to her. However, when she helped him, he exclaimed : 
 
 " Only a thimbleful, madame, if you please." 
 
 Coupeau looked at them, and then spoke his mind very plainly. They were not going 
 to behave like a couple of geese, he hoped ! The past was past, was it not? If people 
 nursed grudges for nine and ten years together, one would end by no longer seeing anybody. 
 No, no, he carried his heart in his hand, he did ! First of all, he knew who he had to deal 
 with, a worthy woman and a worthy man — in short, two friends ! He felt easy ; he knew 
 he could depend upon them. 
 
 " Oh ! that's certain, quite certain," repeated Gervaise, looking on the ground, and 
 scarcely understanding what she said. 
 
 " She is a sister now — nothing but a sister ! " murmured Lantier in his turn. 
 
 " Damn it all ! shake hands," cried Coupeau, "and let those who don't like it go to 
 blazes ! When one has proper feelings, one is better off than millionaires. For myself, I 
 prefer friendship before everything, because friendship is friendship, and there's nothing 
 to beat it." 
 
 He dealt himself heavy blows in the stomach, and seemed so moved that they had to 
 calm him. They all three silently clinked glasses, and drank their drop of brandy. 
 Gervaise was then able to look at Lantier at her ease ; for, on the night of her saint's 
 day, she had only seen him through a mist. He had grown stouter, was fat and round, and 
 his legs and arms appeared heavy on account of his small frame. But his face preserv6d 
 some handsome features beneath the bloated look of a life of idleness ; and as he 
 always took great care of his little moustaches, one would have guessed him just his 
 age — thirty-five years old. That day he wore a grey pair of trousers and a coarse blue 
 overcoat like a gentleman, with a billy-cock hat ; he even had a silver watch and chain, 
 from which hung a ring, a keepsake. 
 
 " I'm off," said he. " I live no end of a distance from hero." He was already on the* 
 pavement, when the zinc-worker called him back to make him promise never to pass the 
 door without looking in to wish them good-day. Meanwhile, Gervaise, who had quietly 
 disappeared, returned pushing Etienne before her. The child, who was in his shirt sleeves, 
 and half asleep, smiled as he rubbed his eyes. But when he beheld Lantier, he stood 
 trembling and embarrassed, and casting anxious glances in the direction of his mother and 
 Coupeau. 
 
 " Don't you remember this gentleman 1 " asked the latter. 
 
 The child held down his head without replying. Then he made a slight sign which 
 meant that he did remember the gentleman. 
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THE "ASSOMMOIR." 155 
 
 "Well ! then, don't stand there like a fool ; go and kiss him." 
 
 Lantier gravely and quietly waited. When Etienne had made up his mind to 
 approach him, he stooped down, presented both his cheeks, and then kissed the youngster 
 on the forehead himself. At this the latter ' ventured to look at his father; but all on a 
 sudden he burst out sobbing, and scampered away like a mad creature, with his clothes half 
 falling off him, whilst Coupeau angrily called him a young savage. 
 
 "The emotion's too much for him," said Gervaise, pale and agitated herself. 
 
 "Oh! he's generally very gentle and nice," exclaimed Coupeau. "I've brought 
 him up famously, as you'll see. He'll get used to you. He must learn to know people. 
 Anyhow, were it only on this youngster's account, we could not always have remained 
 bad friends, could we now 1 We ought to have made- it up for his sake long ago, for I 
 would sooner have my head cut off than prevent a father seeing his child." 
 
 Having thus delivered himself, he talked of finishing' the bottle of brandy. All 
 three clinked glasses again. Lantier showed no surprise, but remained perfectly calm. 
 By way of repaying the zinc-worker's politeness, he persisted in helping him put up the 
 shutters, before taking his departure. Then, rubbing his hands together to get rid of the 
 dust on them, he wished the couple good-night. 
 
 " Sleep well. I shall try and catch the last 'bus. I promise you I'll look in again 
 soon." 
 
 After that evening Lantier frequently called at the Hue de la Goutte-d'Or. He came 
 when the zinc-worker was there, inquiring after his health the moment he passed the door, 
 and affecting to have solely called on his account. Then, clean shaved, his hair nicely 
 combed, aud always wearing his overcoat; he would take a seat by the window, and converse 
 politely with the manners of an educated man. It was thus that the Coupeaus learnt 
 little by little the details of his life. During the last eight years he had for a while 
 managed a hat factory; and when they asked him why he had retired from it, he merely 
 alluded to the rascality of a partner, a fellow from his native place, a scoundrel who had 
 squandered all the takings with women. But his former position of employer was appar- 
 ent all over his person like a title of nobility from which he could not derogate. He was 
 for ever saying that he was on the point of making an admirable arrangement ; some 
 wholesale hat manufacturers were about to set him up in business and trust him with 
 an enormous stock. Meanwhile, he did nothing whatever, but walk about in the sunshine 
 with his hands in his pockets, just like a gentleman possessed of a private income. On 
 the days when he complained, if any one ventured to tell him of a factory in want of work- 
 men, he seemed seized with a smiling pity; he had no desire to die of hunger whilst 
 slaving for others. 
 
 All the same, the fellow, as Coupeau would say, did not live on air. Oh ! he was a 
 cunning blade. He knew how to get his bread buttered; he had something up his sleeve, 
 for he invariably had such an appearance of prosperity, he must obtain money somehow 
 to be able always to wear clean white shirts and neckties worthy of the sons of gentle- 
 men. One morning the zinc-worker saw him having his boots cleaned on the Boulevard 
 Montmartre. The real truth was that Lantier, who was very talkative on the subject of 
 other people, held his tongue or lied when it was a question of himself. He would not even 
 say where he lived. No ; he was lodging at a friend's, an awful way off, whilst waiting un- 
 til his arrangements were completed ; and he said it was useless for any one to call on 
 him, because he was never at home. 
 
 "One can find a dozen places when one only wants one," he would often explain. 
 " Only, it's not worth while entering a crib where you're certain of not remaining twenty- 
 four hours. For instance, one Monday, I arrived at Champion's, at Montrouge. In the even- 
 ing Champion bothered me about politics ; his ideas were not the same as mine. Well ! on 
 the Tuesday morning off I went, for we're no longer in the days of slavery, and I'm not 
 going to sell myself for seven francs a day." 
 
 It was now the early part of November. Lantier gallantly brought bunches of violets, 
 which he distributed amongst Gervaise and the two workwomen. Little by little he mul- 
 tiplied his visits, until he came almost every day. He seemed as though he wished to make 
 a conquest of the household, of the whole neighbourhood; and he commenced by charming 
 Cl&nence and Madame Putois, to whom he was equally most attentive, notwithstanding 
 the difference in their ages. At the end of a month the two workwomen positively adored 
 him. The Boches, whom he flattered enormously in paying them little visits in their 
 room, were in ruptures with his politeness. As for the Lorilleux, when they learnt who 
 
156 THE "ASSOMMOIR." 
 
 the gentleman was who had arrived in the midst of the dessert on the day of the feasf, 
 they gave vent to a thousand horrible things against Gervaise, who dared thus to introduce 
 her old lover into her family. But one day Lantier called upon them, and made himself 
 so agreeable whilst ordering a chain for one of his lady friends, that they asked him to 
 sit down, and kept him there an hour, quite charmed with his conversation ; they even 
 asked themselves how such a delightful man could ever have lived with the Hobbler. 
 At length the hatter's visits to the Coupeaus no longer made any one indignant, and 
 seemed quite natural, for he had succeeded so well in getting into the good graces of 
 every one in the Rue de la Goutte-d'Or. Goujet alone remained gloomy. If he happened 
 to be there when the other arrived, he at once made for the door, so as not to be obliged to 
 become acquainted with the individual in question. 
 
 In the midst, however, of all this extraordinary affection for Lantier, Gervaise, during 
 the first few weeks, lived in a state of great agitation. She felt that burning sensation at 
 the pit of her stomach which affected her on the day when Virginie first alluded to her 
 past life. Her great fear was that she might find herself without strength, if he came 
 upon her all alone one night and took it into his head to kiss her. She thought of him 
 too much ; she was for ever full of him. -But she gradually became calmer on seeing him 
 behave so well, never looking her in the face, never even touching her with the tips of his 
 fingers when the others' backs were turned. Then Virginie, who seemed to read within her, 
 made her ashamed of all her wicked thoughts. Why did she tremble 1 One could not hope 
 to come across a nicer man. She certainly had nothing to fear now. And one day the 
 tall brunette manoeuvred in such a way as to get them both into a corner, and to turn the 
 conversation to the subject of love. Lantier, choosing his words, declared in a erave voice 
 that his heart was dead, that for the future he wished to consecrate his life solely to his 
 son's happiness. He never alluded to Claude, who was still in the South. He kissed 
 Etienne on the forehead every evening, but never knew what to say to the child if he re- 
 mained there, and forgetting his presence would turn his attention to Clemence. Then Ger- 
 vaise, more at ease, felt the past die within her. Lantier's presence obliterated her recollec- 
 tions of Plassans, and of the H6tel Boncosur. Seeing him constantly, she no longer dreamed 
 of him so much. But she would feel filled with disgust at the thought of their past 
 connection. Oh, it was all over, quite over. If ever he dared to try it on with her again, 
 she would answer him with a couple of smacks ; she would sooner tell her husband every- 
 thing. And again she thought, without remorse, and with extraordinary sweetness, of 
 Goujet's loyal friendship. 
 
 One morning, on arriving at the shop, Clemence related that at eleven o'clock the night 
 before, she had seen M. Lantier with a woman on his arm. In saying this she made use of 
 a great many improper expressions, with a good deal of covert spitefulness too, just to see 
 how her mistress would take it. Yes, M. Lantier was climbing up the Rue Notre-Danie 
 Je Lorette. The woman was a blonde, one of those half-dead "cows" of the Boulevard, 
 with nothing to cover her skin but her silk dress. And she had followed them for the 
 fun of the thing. The " cow " had entered a pork-butcher's, and bought some prawns 
 and some ham. Then, in the Rue de La Rochefoucauld, M. Lantier had had to wait on 
 the pavement in front of the house, with his nose in the air, until the little one, who had 
 gone up alone, had signalled to him from the window to join ber. But in spite of all the 
 disgusting observations which Clemence appended, Gervaise quietly continued ironing a white 
 dress. Now and again the story brought a slight smile to her lips. Those Southerners, 
 said she, were all mad after women ; they must have them in spite of everything ; they 
 would even pick them off a rubbish heap with a shovel if they could not get them any 
 other way. 
 
 And, in the evening, when the hatter arrived, she amused herself by listening to 
 Clemence teasing him about his blonde. He, too, seemed proud at having been seen. 
 Well, yes, it was an old friend of his whom he saw now and then, when it was not likely 
 to disturb any one. She was a great swell, and had violet ebony furniture ; and he men- 
 tioned some of her ex-lovers, a viscount, a large china merchant, and the son of a notary. 
 He liked women who had plenty of scent about them. And he was poking his handkerchief, 
 which the little one had scented for him, under Clemence's nose, when Etienne entered. 
 Then he assumed his grave manner, kissed the child, and added that the little amusement 
 would go no further ; his heart was dead. Gervaise, bending over her work, nodded her head 
 with approval. Thus it was Clemence who paid the penalty of her spitefulness, "or she had 
 already, on two or three occasions, felt Lantier pinching her without seeming to be doing 
 
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THE "ASSOMMOIK." 159 
 
 so, and she was bursting with jealousy at not stinking of musk, like the "cow'' of the 
 Boulevard. 
 
 When the spring-time returned, Lantier, who was now quite one of the family, talked 
 of living in the neighbourhood, so as to be nearer his friends. He wanted a iurnished 
 room in a decent house. Madame Boche, and even Gervaise herself, went searching about 
 to find it for him. They explored the neighbouring streets. But he was always too 
 difficult to please ; he required a big courtyard, a room on the ground floor ; in fact, every 
 luxury imaginable. And then every evening, at the Coupeaus', he seemed to measure the 
 height of the ceilings, study tho arrangement of the rooms, and covet a similar 
 lodging. Oh, he would never have asked for anything better, he would willingly have 
 made himself a hole in that warm, quiet corner. Then each time he wound up his in- 
 spection with these words : 
 
 "By Jove ! you are comfortably situated here.'' 
 
 One evening, when he had dined there, and was making the same remark during the 
 dessert, Coupeau, who now treated him most familiarly, suddenly exclaimed : 
 
 " You must stay here, old boy, if it suits you. It's easily arranged." 
 
 And he explained that the dirty-clothes room, cleaned out, would make a nice apart- 
 ment. Etienne could sleep in the shop, on a mattress on the ground, that was all. 
 
 "No, no," said Lantier, "I cannot accept. It would inconvenience you too much. I 
 know that it's willingly offered, but we should be too warm all jumbled up together. Be- 
 sides, you know, each one likes his liberty. I should have to go through your room, and 
 that wouldn't be exactly funny." 
 
 " Ah, the rogue ! " resumed the zinc-worker, choking with laughter, banging his fist 
 down on the table to clear his throat, " he's always thinking of something smutty ! But, 
 you joker, we're of an inventive turn of mind ! There're two windows in the room, aren't 
 there 1 Well, we'll knock one out and turn it into a door. Then, you understand, you 
 come in by way of the courtyard, and we can even stop up the other door, if we like. 
 Thus you'll be in your home, and we in ours." 
 
 A pause ensued. At length, the hatter murmured : 
 
 "Ah, yes, in that manner, perhaps we might. And yet no, I should be too much in 
 your way." 
 
 He avoided looking at Gervaise. But he was evidently waiting for a word from her 
 before accepting. She was very much annoyed at her husband's idea; not that the 
 thought of seeing Lantier living with them wounded her feelings, or made her particularly 
 uneasy ; but she was wondering where she would be able to keep the dirty clothes. 
 Meanwhile, the zinc-worker began enumerating the advantages of the arrangement. The 
 ftve-hundred-francs rent had always been rather too much for them. Well, their comrade 
 should pay them twenty francs a month for the furnished room ; it would not be too dear 
 for him, and it would assist them at quarter-day. He added that he would undertake to 
 knock up a big case under their bed which wonld hold all the dirty clothes of the neigh- 
 bourhood. Then Gervaise hesitated, and with a glance seemed to consult mother Coupeau, 
 whom Lantier had won over months before by bringing her jujubes for her cough. 
 
 " You would certainly not be in our way," she ended by saying. " We could so arrange 
 things — " 
 
 " No, no, thanks,'' repeated the hatter. "You're too kind ; it would be asking too 
 much." 
 
 Coupeau could no longer restrain himself. Was he going to continue making objections 
 when they told him it was freely offered 1 He would be obliging them, there, did he Un- 
 derstand 1 Then in an excited tone of voice he yelled : 
 
 "Etienne! Etienne!" 
 
 The youngster had fallen asleep on the table. He raised his head with a start. 
 
 "Listen, tell him that you wish it. Yes, that gentleman there. Tell him as loud as 
 you can : ' I wish it ! ' " 
 
 " I wish it ! " stuttered Etienne, his voice thick with sleep. 
 
 Everyone laughed. But Lantier soon resumed his grave and impressive air. He 
 squeezed Coupeau's hand across the table as he said : 
 
 "I accept. It's in all good fellowship on both sides, is it not? Yes, I accept for the 
 cbdd's sake." 
 
 As early as the morrow — the landlord, M. Marescot, having come to pass an hour in 
 the Boches' room — Gervaise spoke to him about the matter. At first he seemed very 
 
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160 THE "ASSOMMOIR." 
 
 apprehensive, refused, and became quite aogry, as though, she had asked hiiu to knock down 
 a whole wing of his house. Then, after a minute inspection of the premises, aud when he 
 had gazed up in the air to see whether the other storeys would be shaken, he ended by 
 giving the necessary permission, but only on condition that he should not be called upon to 
 bear any part of the expense ; aud the Coupeaus had to sign a paper in which they under- 
 took to leave everything as they bad found it, at the expiration of their term. That very 
 evening, the zinc-worker brought some of his comrades, a mason, a carpenter, a painter — 
 some jolly dogs who would make the alterations in their spare time, just to oblige a friend. 
 The putting up of the new door and the cleaning out of the room, cost nevertheless a. 
 hundred francs, without counting the wine with which the job was watered. The zinc- 
 worker told his comrades he would pay them later on, with the first money he received from 
 his tenant. Then, there was the question of furnishing the room. Gervaise left mother 
 Coupeau's wardrobe in it ; she added a table and two chairs taken from her own room ; 
 then she had to purchase a toilet-table, aud a bedstead and all the bedding, amounting al- 
 together to a hundred and thirty francs, which she had to pay for at the rate of ten francs 
 a month. If during the first ten months Lantier's twenty francs of rent were swallowed 
 up beforehand by the debts contracted, there would nevertheless be a fine profit afterwards. 
 
 It was during the early days of June that the hatter moved in. The day before, 
 Coupeau had offered to go with him and fetch his box, to save him the thirty sous for a 
 cab. But the other became quite embarrassed, saying that the box was too heavy, as 
 though he wished up to the last moment to hide the place where he lodged. He arrived 
 in the afternoon, towards three o'clock. Coupeau did not happen to be in. And Gervaise, 
 standing at the shop door, became quite pale, on recognising the box outside the cab. It 
 was their old box, the one with which they had journeyed from Plassans, all scratched 
 and broken now, and held together by cords. She saw it return as she had often dreamt 
 it would, and it needed no great stretch of imagination to believe that the same cab, 
 that cab in which that strumpet of a burnisher had played her such a foul trick, had 
 brought the box back again. Meanwhile, Boche was giving Lantier a helping hand. 
 The laundress followed them in silence, and feeling rather dazed. When they had de- 
 posited their burden in the middle of the room, she said for the sake of saying something : 
 
 " Well ! that's a good thing finished, isn't it 1 " 
 
 Then, pulling herself together, seeing that Lantier, busy in undoing the cords, was 
 not even looking at her, she added : 
 
 "Monsieur Boche, you must have a drink." 
 
 And she went and fetched a quart of wine and some glasses. 
 
 Just then Poisson passed along the pavement in uniform. She signalled to him, 
 winking her eye and smiling. The policeman understood perfectly. When he was on 
 duty, and anyone winked their eye to him, it meant a glass of wine. He would even 
 walk for hours up and down before the laundress's, waiting for a wink. Then, so as not to 
 be seen, he would pass through the courtyard, and toss off the liquor in secret. 
 
 " Ah ! ah ! " said Lantier when he saw him enter, " it's you, Badingue ! " 
 
 He called him Badingue for a joke, just to show how little he cared for the Emperor. 
 Poisson put up with it in his stiff way, without one knowing whether it really annoyed 
 him or not. Besides the two men, though separated by their political convictions, had 
 become very good friends. 
 
 " You know that the Emperor was once a policeman iu London," said Boche in his 
 turn. " Yes, on my word ! he used to take the drunken women to the station-house." 
 
 Gervaise had filled three glasses on the table. She would not drink herself, she felt 
 too sick at heart, but she stood there, longiug to see what the box contained, and watching 
 Lantier remove the la^t cords. She recollected that in one corner there used to be a 
 heap of socks, two shirts, and sin old hat. Were those things still in it ? was she again 
 going to behold the rags and tatters of the past ] Before raising the lid, Lantier took his 
 glass and clinked it with the others. 
 
 " Good health." 
 
 " Same to you," replied Boche and Poisson. 
 
 The laundress filled the glasses again. The three men wiped their lips on the backs of 
 their hands. And at last the hatter opened the box. It was full of a jumble of news- 
 papers, books, old clothes, and underlinen, in bundles. He took out successively a 
 saucepan, a pair of boots, a bust of Ledru-Rollin with the nose broken, an embroidered 
 shirt, and a pair of working trousers. And Gervaise, leaning over, inhaled a stench of 
 
THE "ASSOMMOIR." 161 
 
 tobacco, an odour of au unclean individual who only washes the surface, just so much 
 as is seen of his person. No, the old hat was no longer in the left hand corner ; but 
 there was a pincushion there which she did not recognise, probably a present from some 
 woman. Then she became calmer ; she experienced a vague sadness as she followed the 
 different objects with her eyes, asking herself whether they dated from her time or from 
 the time of the others. 
 
 " I say, Badingue, you don't know this, do you V resumed Lantier. 
 
 He thrust under his nose a little book printed at Brussels, " The Amours of Napoleon 
 III.," illustrated with engravings. It related, amongst other anecdotes, how the Emperor 
 had seduced a girl of thirteen, the daughter of a cook ; and the picture represented 
 Napoleon III., bare-legged, and only wearing the grand ribbon of the Legion of Honour, 
 pursuing a chit of a girl who was flying from his lust. 
 
 "Ah! that's it exactly!" exclaimed Boche, whose slyly voluptuous instincts felt 
 flattered by the sight. " It always happens like that !" 
 
 Poisson was seized with consternation, and he could not find a word to say in the 
 Emperor's defence. It was in a book, so he could not deny it. Then, Lantier continuing 
 to push the picture under his nose in a jeering way, he extended his arms and exclaimed : 
 
 " Well, what next t It's nature, isn't it 1 " 
 
 The answer completely shut up Lantier. He placed his books and his newspapers on a 
 shelf in the wardrobe ; and as he seemed to very much regret not having a little book- 
 case suspended above the table, Gervaise promised to procure him one. He possessed 
 Louis Blanc's " History of Ten Years," with the exception of the first volume, which 
 by the way he had never had; Lamartine's " Girondins," in two sou numbers; Eugene 
 Sue's " Mysteries of Paris " and the " Wandering Jew," besides a number of philosophical 
 and humanitarian works, picked up at second-hand dealers. But he especially looked at 
 his newspapers with tenderness and respect. It was a collection he had been forming for 
 years past. Every time that he chanced to read at a cafe" a successful newspaper article 
 written in accordance with his own ideas, he would purchase the paper and preserve it. 
 He had thus formed an enormous bundle, of all dates and titles, jumbled up anyhow. 
 When he had removed this bundle from the bottom of the box, he slapped it in a friendly 
 way, and said to the other two men : 
 
 " You see that % well, it belongs to yours truly, and no one can flatter himself he has 
 anything so good. You've no idea what it contains. That's to say, if half these ideas were 
 carried out, society would be cleansed at once. Yes, your Emperor and all his jackasses 
 would quake in their shoes — " 
 
 But he was interrupted by the policeman, whose carroty moustaches and imperial 
 trembled on his pale face. 
 
 " And the army, I say, what would you do with it 1 " 
 
 Then Lantier flew into a passion. He banged his fists down on the newspapers as he 
 yelled : 
 
 " I require the suppression of militarism, the fraternity of peoples. I require the 
 abolition of privileges, of titles, and of monopolies. I require the equality of salaries, the 
 division of benefits, the glorification of the protectorate. All liberties, do you hear ? all of 
 them ! And divorce 1 " 
 
 " Yes, yes, divorce, for morality ! " insisted Boche. 
 
 Poissou had assumed a majestic air. 
 
 " Yet, if I won't have your liberties ; I'm free to refuse them," he answered. 
 
 " If you won't have them — if you won't have them," stuttered Lantier, choking with rage. 
 " No, you're not free ! If you won't have them, I'll bundle you off to Cayenne, that's 
 what I'll do ! Yes, to Cayenne, with your Emperor aud all the pigs who surround him ! '' 
 
 They always quarrelled thus every time they met. Gervaise, who did not like argu- 
 ments, usually interfered. She roused herself from the torpor into which the sight of the 
 box, full of the stale perfume of her past love, had plunged her, and she drew the three 
 men's attention to the glasses. 
 
 " Ah ! yes," said Lantier, becoming suddenly calm and taking his glass. " Good health ! " 
 
 "Good health," replied Boche and Poisson, clinking glasses with him. 
 
 Boche, however, was moving nervously about, troubled by an anxiety, as he looked at 
 the policeman out of the corner of his eye. 
 
 "All this between ourselves, eh, Monsieur Poisson?" murmured he at length. "We 
 say and show you things — " 
 
162 THE "ASSOMMOIK." 
 
 Bat Poisson did not let him finish. He placed his hand upon his heart, as though 
 to explain that all remained buried there. He certainly did not go spying about on his 
 friends. Coupeau arriving, they emptied a second quart. Then the policeman went off 
 by way of the courtyard, and resumed his" stiff and measured tread along the pavement. 
 
 During the first few days everything was upside down at the laundress's. Lantier true 
 enough had his separate room, his own entrance and his key ; but as, at the last moment, 
 they had decided not to fasten up the door communicating between the two rooms, it hap- 
 pened that he generally went through the shop.. The dirty clothes too were a great deal 
 in Gervaise's way, for her husband did nothing towards making the big box he had spoken 
 of; and she found herself obliged to put the things everywhere, some few in the corners, 
 but most of them under her bedstead, which was far from pleasant during the summer 
 nights. She was greatly annoyed too at having to make up Etienne's bed every evening 
 in the middle of the shop ; when the workwomen were there late, the child would go to 
 sleep on a chair whilst waiting. Then Goujet, having suggested sending Etienne to Lille, 
 ■where his former employer, a mechanician, was in want of apprentices, she was delighted 
 with the project, the more so as the youngster, who was not very happy at home, and 
 longed to be his own master, begged her to consent to his going. Onlj', she feared a de- 
 cided refusal from Lantier. He had come to live with them, solely to be near his son ; he 
 would not wish to part with him at the end of a fortnight. Yet, when she tremblingly 
 mentioned the matter to him, he approved the project immensely, saying that young 
 workmen ought to see plenty of their country. The morning Etienne left, he made him a 
 little speech about hiB rights, then he kissed him and declaimed : 
 
 " Eemember that fie producer is not a slave, but whoever is not a producer is a drone.'' 
 
 Then things got into shape again, every one calmed down and fell into the new habits. 
 Gervaise became accustomed to the dirty clothes lying about, and to Lantier passing to 
 and fro. The latter was always talking of his large business matters ; he would sometimes 
 go out with his hair nicely combed and wearing a clean white shirt, and after disappearing 
 for a while, perhaps not even coming home to sleep, he would return pretending he was quite 
 worn out, and that his head was splitting, as though he had been discussing the most 
 weighty matters for twenty-four hours at a stretch. The truth was that he was taking life 
 easy. Oh ! there was no fear that he would ever blister his hands ! He usually rose of 
 a morning at about ton o'clock, took a stroll in the afternoon if the colour of the sun pleased 
 him, or, if it was a rainy day, remained in the shop reading the newspaper. It was his 
 •element ; he was nowhere more at his ease than when amongst the skirts, in the thick of the 
 women, delighting in their coarse language, inciting them on, all the time speaking in the 
 most choice manner himself; and that explained why he was so fond of sticking so close to 
 -the washerwomen, for they have a knack of calling things by their true names. Whenever 
 deinence unburdened herself, he would sit smiling blandly and twirling his slight mous- 
 taches. The atmosphere of the shop, the perspiring workwomen banging their irons about 
 with their bare arms, that corner resembling an alcove full of the most secret details con- 
 cerning all the ladies of the neighbourhood, seemed to him to be the long-dreamt-of nest, 
 the long-sought haven of idleness and enjoyment. 
 
 At the beginning, Lantier took his meals at Francois's, at the corner of the Eue des Pois- 
 sonniers. But of the seven days in the week, he dined with the Coupeaus on three or 
 four; so much so, that he. ended by offering to board with them, and to pay them fifteen 
 francs every Saturday. From that time, he scarcely ever left the house, but made him- 
 self completely at home there. One would see him from morning till night going to and 
 fro in his shirt sleeves between the shop and the room at the back, raising his voice and 
 giving his orders ; he even attended to the customers, he directed everything. Francois's 
 wine not being to his liking, he persuaded Gervaise to order her wine in future of Vigouroux, 
 the charcoal-dealer close by, whose wife he would go and pinch with Boche, whilst giving the 
 orders. Then he considered that Coudeloup's bread was not properly baked, and he sent 
 Augustine to get the bread of Meyer, who kept the Viennese bakery in the Faubourg 
 Poissonniere. He also withdrew the custom from Lehongre, the grocer, and only continued 
 to deal with stout Charles, the butcher of the Eue Polonceau, because of his political 
 opinions. At the end of a month, he wished oil to form a part of every dish served at the 
 table. As Cl^mence jokingly observed, the oil stain reappeared on that confounded Souther- 
 ner in spite of all. He himself cooked, the omelets — omelets turned over on both sides, 
 more browned than pancakes, and as firm as galettes. He superintended mother Coupeau, 
 insisting on her cooking the beefsteaks until they became like so much shoe-leather, add- 
 
LANTIBB TEACHING NANA TO DANCE. 
 
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 ing garlic to everything, and flying into a passion if anyone put herbs into the salad, 
 horrible weeds, according to him, amongst which there might easily be something poisonous. 
 But his great delight was a certain soup, vermicelli, cooked in water, very thick, into which 
 he poured half a large bottle of oil. Only he and Gervaise ever ate it, because the others, 
 the Parisians, having one day ventured to taste it, paid the penalty of almost depositing 
 their lights and livers on the floor. 
 
 Little by little, Lantier also came to mixing himself up in the affairs of the family. As 
 the Lorilleux always grumbled at having to part with the five francs for mother Coupeau, he 
 explained that an action could be brought against them. They must think that they had 
 a set of fools to deal with ! it was ten francs a month which they ought to give ! And 
 he would go up himself for the ten francs, so boldly, and yet so amiably, that the chain- 
 maker never dared refuse them. Madame Lerat also gave two five franc pieces now. 
 Mother Coupeau would have kissed Lantier's hands. He was, moreover, the grand arbiter in 
 all the quarrels between the old womau and Gervaise. Whenever the laundress, in a mo- 
 ment of impatience, behaved roughly to her mother-in-law, and the latter went and cried 
 on her bed, he hustle'd them about, and made them kiss each other, asking them if they 
 thought themselves amusing with their bad tempers. 
 
 And Nana, too : she was being brought up precious badly, according to his idea. In 
 that he was right, for whenever the father spanked the chit, the mother took her part, and 
 if the mother in her turn boxed her ears, the father made a disturbance. Nana, delighted 
 at seeing her parents abuse each other, and knowing that she was forgiven beforehand, was 
 up to all kinds of tricks. Her latest mania was to go and play in the farriery opposite ; 
 she would pass the entire day swinging on the shafts of the carts ; she would hide with 
 bands of urchins in the remotest corners of the grey courtyard, lighted up with the red 
 glare of the forge ; and, suddenly, she would reappear, running and shouting, unkempt and 
 dirty, and followed by the troop of urchins, as though a clash of the hammers had 
 frightened the ragamuffins away. Lantier alone could scold her ; and yet she knew per- 
 fectly well how to get over him. This hussy of ten would walk before him like a lady, 
 swinging herself about, and casting side glances at him, her eyes already full of vice. He 
 had ended by undertaking her education : he taught her to dance and to talk patois. 
 
 A year passed thus. In the neighbourhood it was thought that Lantier had a private 
 income, for this was the only way to account for the Coupeaus' grand style of living. No 
 doubt, Gervaise continued to earn money ; but now that she had to support two men in 
 doing nothing, the shop certainly could not suffice ; more especially as the shop no longer 
 had so good a reputation, customers were leaving, and the workwomen were tippling from 
 morning till night. The truth was that Lantier paid nothing, neither for rent nor board. 
 During the first months he had paid sums on account, then he had contented himself 
 with speaking of a large amount he had to receive, with which later on he would pay off 
 everything in a lump sum. Gervaise no longer dared ask him for a centime. She' had 
 the bread, the wine, the meat, all on credit. The bills increased everywhere at the rate 
 of three and four francs a day. She had not paid a sou to the furniture dealer, nor to the 
 three comrades, the mason, the carpenter, and the painter. All these people commenced 
 to grumble, and she was no longer treated with the same politeness at the shops. 
 
 But she was as though intoxicated by a mania for getting into debt ; she tried to S 
 drown her thoughts, ordered the most expensive things, and gave full freedom to her 
 gluttony now that she no longer paid for anything ; she remained withal very honest at 
 heart, dreaming of earning from morning to night hundreds of francs, though she did 
 not exactly know how, to enable her to distribute handfuls of five franc pieces to her 
 tradespeople. In short, she was sinking, and as she sank lower and lower, she talked of 
 extending her business. Yet, towards the middle of the summer, tall Clemence had left 
 her; because there was no longer sufficient work for two women, and because she had to go 
 for weeks without her money. In the midst of this downfall, Coupeau and Lantier 
 thoroughly enjoyed themselves. The fellows gorged till they filled themselves up to their 
 chins, guttling the shop, fattening on the ruin of the establishment ; and they stimulated 
 each other to take double helps, and at dessert playfully slapped one another on the 
 stomach, to help them digest their food the quicker. 
 
 The great subject of conversation in the neighbourhood was as to whether Lantier had 
 really gone back on his old footing with Gervaise. On this point opinions were divided. 
 According to the Lorilleux, the Hobbler was doipg all she could to hook the hatter again, 
 bi< he would no longer have anything to do with her, thought her too faded, and had 
 
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166 THE " ASSOMMOIR" 
 
 about town some little -women of a very different style. The Boches maintained, on the 
 contrary, that the very first night the laundress had gone and joined her old lover 
 directly that noodle, Coupeau, had commenced to snore. All that, one way or another, 
 was not very creditable ; but there are so many filthy things in life, and far worse than 
 this, that people ended by thinking this family of three quite natural, and even nice, for 
 there was never any quarrelling, and appearances were respected. It was very certain 
 that if one poked one's nose into some other homes in the neighbourhood, one would dis- 
 cover something much more disgusting. At the Coupeaus' they were at least a jolly set. 
 All three attended to their own little cooking, boozed, and slept together in a friendly 
 way, without interfering with their neighbours' rest. Besides, the neighbourhood was 
 conquered by Lantier's pleasant ways. That wheedler shut every gossip's mouth. Even 
 in the doubt that prevailed as to his relations with Gervaise, when the greengrocer told 
 the tripe-seller there ras no truth in the reports, the latter seemed to say that it was really 
 a pity, because, in short, it made the Coupeaus far less interesting. 
 
 Gervaise, however, was quite at her ease in this matter, and not much troubled with 
 these filthy thoughts. Things reached the point that she was accused of being heartless. 
 The family did not understand why she continued to bear a grudge against the hatter. 
 Madame Lerat, who delighted in thrusting herself between lovers, came every evening ; 
 and she said that Lantier was an irresistible man, into whose arms the most uppish ladies 
 would end by falling. Madame Boche would never have been sure of her own virtue had 
 she been ten years younger. A secret and continuous conspiracy was formed, gradually 
 inciting Gervaise, as though all the women around her would be satisfying their own 
 desires in giving her a lover. But Gervaise was surprised, and did not consider Lantier 
 particularly seductive. No doubt he had improved : he always wore a coat, and he had 
 acquired some education in the cafes and at political meetings. Only, she knew him 
 well ; she could read his very soul through the two holes of his eyes, and she found there 
 a heap of things which made her shudder. In short, if it pleased the others so much, why 
 did they not venture and go in for the gentleman 1 It was thus that one day she 
 answered Virginie, who was the warmest in the matter. Then, to excite Gervaise, Madame 
 Lerat and Virginie told her of the loves of Lantier and tall Clemence. Yes, she had not 
 noticed anything herself; but, as soon as she went out on an errand, the hatter took the 
 work girl into his room. Now, people met them out together ; he probably went to see 
 her at her own place. 
 
 " Well," said the laundress, her voice trembling slightly, " what can it matter to 
 me?" 
 
 And she looked into Virginie's yellow eyes, in which golden sparks were shining the 
 same as in a cat's. This woman then wished her harm, as she was trying to make her 
 jealous. .But the dressmaker put on her stupid air as she replied : 
 
 " It can't matter anything to you, of course. Only, you ought to advise him to break 
 off with that girl, who is sure to cause him some unpleasantness." 
 
 The worst was that Lantier, feeling himself backed up, changed altogether -in his be- 
 haviour towards Gervaise. Now, whenever he shook hands with her, he held 'her fingers 
 for a minute between his own. He tired her with his glance, fixing a bold look upon her, 
 in which she clearly read what it was he asked. If he passed behind her, he dug his 
 knees into her skirts, or breathed upon her neck, as though to send her to sleep. Yet 
 he waited a while before being rough and openly declaring himself. But one evening, 
 finding himself alone with her, he pushed her before him without a word, and pressed her 
 all trembling against the wall, at the back of the shop, and there tried to kiss her. It so 
 chanced that Goujet entered just at that moment. Then she struggled and escaped. And 
 all three exchanged a few words, as though nothing had happened. Goujet, his face 
 deadly pale, looked on the ground, fancying that he had disturbed them, and that she had 
 merely struggled so as not to be kissed before a third party. 
 
 • On the morrow, Gervaise wandered about the shop, feeling very unhappy, and quite 
 unable even to iron a handkerchief; she wanted to see Goujet, to explain to him how it 
 was that Lantier was holding her against the wall. But since Etienne had gone to Lille, 
 she no longer dared enter the forge, where Salted-Mouth, otherwise Drink-without-Thirst, 
 always greeted her with a sly laugh. Yet in the afternoon, yielding to her desire, she 
 took an empty basket and went out under the pretext of fetching some petticoats from the 
 customer in the Bue des Portes-Blancheg. Then, when she arrived opposite tii? bolt 
 factory in the Rue Marcadet, she slackened her footsteps, trusting to some chance meeting. 
 
THE "ASSOMMOIE." 167 
 
 Goujet on his side bad. no doubt been expecting her, for she had not been there five 
 minutes, before he came out just as though by accident. 
 
 "What! you've been on an errand?" said he, smiling faintly; "you're going 
 home 1 !" 
 
 He said that for the sake of saying something. It so happened that Gervaise was turn- 
 ing her back on the Eue des Poissonniers. And they made the ascent towards Mont- 
 martre side by side, and without taking one another's arms. Their only idea seemed to be 
 to get away from the factory, so as not to appear to be having meetings just outside the 
 door. With bowed heads, they followed the uneven roadway, in the midst of the hum of 
 the factories. Then, after proceeding about two hundred yards, they naturally, as though 
 they knew the place, turned in silence to the left and entered a piece of waste land. It 
 was a bit of a meadow still green, but with yellow patches of scorched grass, and situated 
 between a saw-mill and a button manufactory ; a goat, fastened to a stake, kept turning 
 round and bleating; right at the end, a dead tree was crumbling away in the fierce 
 sunshine. 
 
 "Really !" murmured Gervaise, " it's just like being in the country.'' 
 
 They went and sat down on the dead tree. The laundress placed her basket at her 
 feet. In front of them, the heights of Montmartre spread out their rows of tall grey 
 and yellow houses, in the midst of scanty clumps of verdure ; and, when they leant their 
 heads farther back, they beheld the vast expanse of sky of a dazzling brightness above 
 the town, and streaked towards the north by a flight of small white clouds. But the 
 brilliant light dazed them ; they lowered their glances to the distant white buildings of the 
 faubourgs on a level with the flat horizon, and they especially watched the narrow 
 chimney of the saw-mill; which kept puffing forth jets of steam. These great gasps seemed 
 to relieve their oppressed breasts. 
 
 " Yes," resumed Gervaise, embarrassed by their mutual silence, " I was going on an 
 errand, I came out — " 
 
 After having so longed for an explanation, she suddenly found herself unable to say 
 anything. She was seized with a great shame. And yet she felt that they had come there 
 of their own accord to talk the matter over ; they were indeed conversing about it, 
 without having the need to utter a word. The occurrence of the day before remained 
 between them like a burden which Embarrassed them. 
 
 Then, seized with an overwhelming sadness, her eyes full of tears, she gave an account 
 of the last moments of Madame Bijard, her washerwoman, who had died that morning, after 
 the most horrible sufferings. 
 
 "It was all through Bijard kicking her," said she in a gentle monotonous voice. " Her 
 stomach swelled up. No doubt, he had broken something in her inside. Good heavens ! 
 in three days it was all over with her. Ah ! there are many scoundrels in prison who have 
 . not done anything so bad as he has. But justice would have too much to do if it occupied 
 itself about all the women who have been killed by their husbands. One kick more or less 
 doesn't count, does it, when one's in the habit of receiving them all day long? More 
 especially as the poor woman wished to save her husband from the scaffold, and stated that 
 she had hurt herself by falling on a tub. She yelled all through the night before going 
 off." 
 
 The blacksmith said nothing, but pulled up 'the grass with his trembling fingers. 
 
 "It's only a fortnight ago," continued Gervaise, "that she weaned her last, little Jules; 
 and that's a piece of luck, for the child won't suffer from it. All the same, there's that 
 youngster Lalie has got to look after the two little brats, She's not eight years old 
 yet, but she's as serious and as sensible as a real mother. With that, her father's always 
 beating her. Ah well ! one comes across people who are born to suffer." 
 
 Goujet looked at her, and said abruptly, his lips trembling the while : 
 
 "You caused me great pain, yesterday; oh ! yes, great pain." 
 
 Gervaise, turning pale, clasped her hands. But he' continued : 
 
 " I know, it was bound, to happen. Only, you ought to have confided in me, have told 
 me the truth about it, so as not to have let me form ideas — " 
 
 He was unable to finish. She rose up when she understood that Goujet thought she 
 had resumed her old relations with Lantier, as the whole neighbourhood affirmed was 
 the case. And, stretching out her arms, she cried, 
 
 " No, no, I swear to you. He had pushed me there ; he was trying to kiss me, it's 
 true, but his face did not even touch mine, and it was the first time that he had tried 
 
168 THE "ASSOMMOIR" 
 
 anything of the kind. Oh, listen ! I swear it on my life, on the lives of my children, on all 
 that I hold most sacred ! " 
 
 The blacksmith, however, shook his head. He mistrusted her, because women always 
 deny. Gervaise then became very grave, and slowly resumed, 
 
 " You know me, Monsieur Goujet, you know I am no liar. Well ! no, it is not so, 
 on my word of honour. And it will never be so, do you hear 1 never ! The day such 
 a thing were to happen, I should become the lowest of the low ; I should no longer deserve 
 the friendship of an honest man like you." 
 
 And as she spoke, her face was so lovely, so full of truth, that he took her hand and 
 made her resume her seat. Now he could breathe freely ; he laughed within himself. It 
 was the first time he had held her hand like that, and he squeezed it in his own. They 
 both sat without speaking. The little white clouds moved over the sky with swan-like 
 slo/wness. In the corner of the field, the goat turned towards them, looked on, bleating 
 gently at long, regular intervals. And, without leaving their hold of each other's fingers, 
 their eyes bathed in tenderness, they looked into the distance at t the pale Montmartre 
 slope in the centre of the tall forest of factory chimneys bordering the horizon, in that 
 desolate suburb of mortar, amidst which the green arbours of the low pot-houses moved 
 them to tears. 
 
 " Your mother is angry with me, I know she is," resumed Gervaise in a low voice. 
 " Don't deny it. We owe you so much money ! " 
 
 But he became violent to induce her to leave oil". He shook her hand as though he 
 would break it. He did not wish her to speak of the money. He hesitated, but at length 
 managed to stammer, 
 
 " Listen ! for a long time past I have been thinking of proposing something to you. 
 You're not happy. My mother assures me that things are going badly for you — " 
 
 He stopped a moment ; he was almost choking. 
 
 " Well ! we ought to go off together." 
 
 She looked at him. not clearly understanding at first, and surprised by that rough 
 declaration of a love regarding which he had never before opened his lips. 
 
 " In what way 1 " asked she. 
 
 " Yes," continued he with bowed head, " we could go off ; we could live somewhere 
 together, in Belgium if you like. It's almost my own country. And with both of us 
 working we should soon get comfortable." 
 
 Then she became very red. Had he pressed her against him and kissed her, she could 
 not have felt more shame. He was a queer fellow all the same, to propose an elopement 
 to her, just like in novels and in high life. Ah, well ! all round about her she saw work- 
 men courting married women; but they did not even take them as far as Saint-Denis; 
 everything occurred on the spot, and openly too. 
 
 " Ah ! Monsieur Goujet, Monsieur Goujet ! " murmured she, without finding anything 
 else to say. 
 
 " In short, we should only be our two selves," resumed he. " I can't bear the others, 
 you understand. When I have a fondness for a person, I can't endure seeing that person 
 with others." 
 
 But she was recovering herself; she refused now, in a sober-minded way. 
 
 "It isn't possible, Monsieur Goujet. It would be very wicked. I'm married, am I not? 
 I've children. I know very well that you have a great friendship for me, and that I cause 
 you pain. Only we should suffer remorse ; we should feel no pleasure. I, also, have a 
 great friendship for you. I feel too much to let you do anything foolish. And it would be 
 certainly very foolish indeed. No, listen ; we had far better remain as we are. We esteem, 
 one another ; our sentiments are the same. That is much ; the thought of it has sustained 
 me many a time. When people in our position keep to the right path, they have their 
 reward." 
 
 He nodded his head as he listened to her. He approved what she said ; he could not 
 say she was wrong. Suddenly, in the full light of day, he took her in his arms, pressing 
 her almost enough to crush her, and kissed her furiously on the neck, as though he wanted 
 to devour her skin. Then he let go of her without asking anything further, and he did 
 not again speak of their love. She smoothed her things, but showed no anger, feeling that 
 they had both well earned that little pleasure. 
 
 The blacksmith, shaking from head to foot with a great trembling, drew away from her, 
 so as not to yield to the desire to seize hold of her again ; and he crawled along on his 
 
GOUJET AND GERVA1SB IN THE WASTE GROUND NEAR THE FACTORY. 
 
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THE "ASSOMMOIR." 171 
 
 knees, not knowing how to occupy his hands, picking dandelions which he threw into her 
 basket from a distance. In the midst of the scorched grass there were some superb yellow 
 dandelions. Little by little, this occupation calmed and amused him. He gathered the 
 flowers delicately, with fingers stiffened with wielding the hammer, and threw them one by 
 one, and his kind-looking eyes smiled whenever he did not miss the basket. The laundress, 
 gay and rested, was reclining against the dead tree, and she raised her voice to make her- 
 self heard above the panting noise of the saw-mill. ■ When they quitted the waste ground, 
 walking side by side, talking of Etienne, who was very happy at Lille, she carried away her 
 basket full of dandelions. 
 
 Gervaise, at heart, did not feel as courageous when with Lantier as she said. She was, 
 indeed, perfectly resolved not to let him touch her, even with the tips of his fingers ; but 
 she was afraid, if ever he should touch her, of her old cowardice, of that feebleness and 
 complacency into which she allowed herself to glide, just to please people. Lantier, how- 
 ever, did not renew his attempt. He several times found himself alone with her and kept 
 quiet. He seemed to be now occupied with the tripe-seller, a woman of forty-five and very 
 well preserved. Gervaise would talk of the tripe-seller in Gonjet's presence, so as to set 
 his mind at ease. She would say to Virginia and Madame Lerat, whenever they were ring- 
 ing the hatter's praises, that he could very well do without her admiration, because all 
 the women of the neighbourhood were smitten with him. 
 
 Coupeau went braying about everywhere that Lantier was a friend and a true one. 
 People might jabber about them ; he knew what he knew, and did not care a straw for 
 their gossip, for he had respectability on his side. When they all three went out walking 
 on Sundays, he made his wife and the hatter walk arm-in-arm before him, just by way of 
 swaggering in the street ; and he watched the people, quite prepared to administer a drub- 
 bing if any one had ventured on the least joke. No doubt he considered Lantier a trifle 
 stuck up. He accused him of disdaining the "vitriol," and chaffed him because he could 
 read and spoke like a barrister ; but, with that exception, he declared he was a jolly good 
 fellow. One could not have found two others like them in all La Chapelle. In short, they 
 understood each other ; they had both been made on the same model. Friendship with a 
 man is more steadfast than love with a woman. 
 
 There is one thing to be said, Coupeau and Lantier were for ever going out junketting 
 together. Lantier would now borrow money of Gervaise — ten francs, twenty francs at a 
 time, whenever he smelt there was money in the house. Then, on those days, he would 
 keep Coupeau away from his work, talk of some distant errand, and take him with him ; 
 and seated opposite to each other in a corner of some neighbouring eating-house, they 
 would guttle dishes which one cannot get at home, and wash them down with bottles of 
 better class wine. The zinc-worker would have preferred a booze in the hail-fellow-well- 
 met style ; but he was impressed by the aristocratic tastes of the hatter, who would dis- 
 cover on the bill of fare dishes with the most extraordinary names. One could never have 
 imagined a man so delicate and so hard to please. But they are all like that, it seems, 
 in the South. For instance, he would have nothing heating ; he discussed each stew from 
 a sanitary point of view, and had the meat taken away again whenever he thought it too 
 salt or too peppery. It was worse still if there was a draught ; it filled him with a mortal 
 dread ; he abused the whole establishment if a door was left ajar. With all that, he was 
 very stingy, only giving the waiter a couple of sous after a meal costing seven or eight, francs. 
 
 Nevertheless, people trembled before him, the pair were both well known along the 
 exterior Boulevards, from Batignolles to Belleville. They would go to the Grande Rue des 
 . Batignolles to eat tripe cooked in the Caen style, and served on little hot-water plates. 
 At the foot of Montmartre, they obtained the best oysters of the neighbourhood at the 
 " Town of Bar-le-Duc." When they ventured to the top of the height, as far as the 
 " Galette Windmill," they had a stewed rabbit. The " Lilacs " in the Rue des Martyrs had 
 a reputation for their calf's head ; whilst the restaurants of the " Golden Lion " and the 
 " Two Chestnut Trees," in the Chauss^e Clignancourt, served them stewed kidneys, which 
 made them lick their lips. But they more often turned to the left towards Belleville, 
 where there was always a table kept for them at the " Vintages of Burgundy," the " Blue 
 Dial," and the " Capuchin," houses to be depended upon, where you could order every- 
 thing with your eyes shut. They were sly little parties, which they talked of on the 
 morrow in words of hidden meaning, whilst they trifled with Gervaise's fried potatoes. 
 One day even, in one of the arbours of the " Galette Windmill," Lantier brought a woman, 
 with whom Coupeau left him at dessert. 
 
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 One naturally cannot both guttle and work ; so that, ever since the hatter had made 
 one of the family, the zinc-worker, who was already pretty lazy, had got to the point 
 of never touching a tool. When, tired of doing nothing, he let himself be prevailed upon 
 to take up a job, his comrade would look him up, and chaff him unmercifully when he 
 .found him hanging to his knotty cord like a smoked ham ; and he would call to him to 
 come down and have a glass of wine. And that settled it : the zinc-worker would send 
 the job to blazes, and commence a booze which lasted days and weeks. Oh, it was a famous 
 booze, a general review of all the dram-shops of the neighbourhood, the intoxication of the 
 morning slept off by midday and renewed in the evening ; the goes of " vitriol " succeeded 
 one another, becoming lost in the depths of the night, like the Venetian lanterns of an 
 illumination, until the last candle disappeared with the last glass ! That rogue of a hatter 
 never kept on to the end. He let the other get elevated, then gave him the slip, and 
 returned home smiling in his pleasant way. He coloured his nose decently, without people 
 noticing it. When one got to know him well, one could only tell it by his half-closed 
 eyes and his overbold behaviour to women. The zinc-worker, on the contrary, became quite 
 disgusting, and could no longer drink without putting himself into a beastly state. 
 
 Thus, towards the beginning of November, Coupeau went in for a booze which ended 
 in a most dirty manner 'both for himself and the others. The day before he had been 
 offered a job. This time, Lantier was full of fine sentiments ; he lauded work because 
 work ennobles a man. In the morning he even rose before' it was light, for he gravely 
 wished to accompany his friend to the workshop, honouring in him the workman really 
 worthy of the name. But when they arrived before the " Little Civet," which was 
 just opening, they entered to have a plum in brandy, only one, merely to drink together 
 to the firm observance of a good resolution. On a bench opposite the counter, and with 
 his back against the wall, Bibi-the-Smoker was sitting smoking, with a sulky look on his 
 face. 
 
 " Hallo ! here's Bibi having a snooze," said Coupeau. " Are you down in the dumps, 
 old bloke V 
 
 " No, no," replied the comrade, stretching his arms. " It's the employers who disgust 
 me. I sent mine to the right about yesterday. They're all toads, all scoundrels." 
 
 And Bibi-the-Smoker accepted a plum. He was, no doubt, waiting there on that bench 
 for some one to stand him a drink. Lantier, however, took the part of the employers; 
 they often had some very hard times, as he, who had been in business himself, well knew. 
 Workmen were a bad lot ! always on the booze, not caring a hang about their work, 
 leaving one in the lurch at some pressing moment, and only putting in an appearance 
 again when their money was all gone. For instance, he had had a little Picardian whose 
 fad was to go driving about ; yes, the moment he had got his week's screw, he took cabs 
 for days together, Was that a taste worthy of a worker ] Then suddenly Lantier also 
 attacked the employers. Oh, he saw clearly, he would tell every one what he thought of 
 them. A dirty race after all, fellows without the least shame, regular man-eaters. He, 
 thank heaven ! could sleep with an easy conscience, for he had always treated his men as 
 friends, and had preferred not to make millions, as others did. 
 
 " Let's be off, my boy," said he speaking to Coupeau. " We must be good or we shall 
 be late." 
 
 Bibi-the-Smoker followed them, swinging his arms. Outside, the sun was scarcely 
 rising, the pale daylight seemed dirtied by the muddy reflection of the pavement ; it had 
 rained the night before, and it was very mild. The gas lamps had just been turned out ; 
 the Rue des Poissonniers, in which shreds of night rent by the houses still floated, was 
 gradually filling with the dull tramp of the workmen descending towards Paris. Coupeau, 
 with his zinc-worker's bag slung over his shoulder, walked along in the imposing manner 
 of a fellow on the job, once in a way. He turned round and asked : 
 
 " Bibi, are you to be enticed? The governor told me to bring a pal if I could." 
 
 " Thanks," answered Bibi-the-Smoker ; " I'm purging myself. You should propose that 
 to My-Boots, who was looking out for a crib yesterday. Wait a minute. My-Boots is moat 
 likely in there." 
 
 And as they reached the bottom of the street, they indeed caught sight of My-Boots 
 inside old Colombe's. In spite of the early hour, the " Assommoir " was flaring, the shut- 
 ters down, the gas lighted. Lantier stood at the door, telling Coupeau to make haste, 
 because they had only ten minutes left. 
 
 "What! you're going to that rascal Bourguigrion's ? " yelled My-Boots, when the zinc- 
 
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 worker had spoken to him. "you'll never catch mo in his hutch again ! No, I'd rather 
 go till next year with my tongue hanging out of my mouth. But, old fellow, you won't 
 stay there three days, it's I who tell you so." 
 
 "Really, now, is it a dirty hole?" asked Coupeau, anxiously. 
 
 " Oh, it's about the dirtiest. You can't move there. The ape's for ever on your back. 
 And such queer ways, too — a missus who always says you're drunk, a shop where you 
 mustn't spit. I sent 'em to the right about the first niglit, you know." 
 
 " Good ; now I'm warned. I sha'n't stop there for ever. I'll just go this morning to 
 see what it's like ; but if the governor bothers me, I'll catch him up and sit him upon his 
 missus, you know, bang together like a pair of soles ! " 
 
 The zinc-worker shook his comrade's hand to thank him for his warning ; and he was 
 moving off, when My-Boots flew into a rage. Jove's thunder ! was Bourguignon going to 
 prevent them having a drink together ? Were men no longer men, then ? The ape could 
 very well wait for five minutes. And Lantier entering to join in the drink, the four men 
 stood up in front of the bar. My-Boots, with his shoes trodden down at heel, his blouse 
 black with filth, his cap flattened down on the top of his head, yelled at the top of his voice 
 and rolled his eyes as though the whole " Assommoir" belonged to him. He had recently 
 been proclaimed emperor of gormandizers and king of pigs, for having eaten a salad of live 
 cockchafers and bitten a dead cat. ■ 
 
 "I say, you Borgia," called he to old Colombe, "give us some of your yellow stuff, your 
 ass's wine, number one." 
 
 And when old Colombe, pale and quiet in his blue-knitted waistcoat, had filled the 
 four glasses, these gentlemen tossed them off, so as not to let the liquor get flat. 
 
 " That does some good all the same where it passes," murmured Bibi-the-Smoker. 
 
 But that animal My-Boots was telling them something awfully comic. He was so 
 drunk on the Friday that his comrades had stuck his pipe in his mouth with a handful of 
 plaster. Any one else would have died of it; he merely strutted about and arched his back. 
 
 "Do you gentlemen require anything more?" asked old Colombe in his oily voice. 
 
 "Yes, fill up again," said Lantier. " It's my turn." 
 
 Now, they were talking of women. Bibi-the-Smoker had taken his girl to an aunt's at 
 Montrouge on the previous Sunday. Coupeau asked for news of the " Indian Mail," a. 
 washerwoman of Chaillot, who was known in the establishment. They were about to drink, 
 when My-Boots loudly called to Goujet and Lorilleux, who were passing by. They came 
 just to the door, but would not enter. The blacksmith did not care to take anything. The 
 chain-maker, pale and shivering, held in his pocket the gold chains he was going to 
 deliver ; and he coughed, and asked them to excuse him, saying that the least drop of 
 brandy would nearly make him split his sides. 
 
 " There are hypocrites for you ! " granted My-Boots. " I bet they have their drinks on 
 the sly." 
 
 And when he had poked his noso in his glass, he attacked old Colombe. 
 
 " Vile druggist, you've changed the bottle ! You know, it's no good your trying to palm 
 your vitriol off on me ! " 
 
 The day had advanced ; a doubtful sort of light lit up the " Assommoir," where the 
 landlord was turning out the gas. Coupeau, however, found excuses for his brother- 
 in-law, who could not stand drink, which after all was no crime. He even approved Gou- 
 jet's behaviour, for it was a real blessing never to be thirsty. And he talked 'of going 
 off to his work, when Lantier, with his grand air of a gentleman, sharply gave him a lesson. 
 One at least stood one's turn before sneaking off 5 one should not leave one's friends like a 
 mean blackguard, even when going to do one's duty. 
 
 " Is he going to badger us much longer about his work 1 " cried My-Boots. 
 
 " So this is your turn, sir?" asked old Colombe of Coupeau. 
 
 The latter paid. But when it came to Bibi-the-Smoker's turn, he whispered to the 
 landlord, who refused with a shake of the bead. My-Boots understood, and again set to 
 abusing that old Jew, Colombe. What ! a rascal like him dared to behave in that way to a 
 comrade ! Everywhere else one could get drink on tick ! It was only in such low boozing- 
 kens that one was insulted ! The landlord remained calm, leaning on his big fists on the 
 edge of the counter, and politely said : 
 
 "Lend the gentleman some money — that will be far simpler." 
 
 " Damnation ! yes, I'll lend him some," yelled My-Boots. " Here, Bibi, throw his 
 money in his face, the limb of Satan ! " 
 
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 THE " ASSOMMOIR." 
 
 Then excited, and annoyed at seeing Coupeau with his bag slung over his shoulder, 
 he continued, speaking to the zinc-worker : 
 
 " You look like a wet-nurse. Drop your brat. It'll give you a hump-back.'' 
 
 Coupeau hesitated an instant ; and then, quietly, as though he had only made up his 
 mind after considerable reflection, he laid his bag on the ground, sayiQg : 
 
 " It's too late now. I'll go to Bourguignon's after lunch. I'll tell him that the missus 
 was ill. Listen, old Colombe, I'll leave my tools under this seat, and I'll call for them ;it 
 twelve o'clock." 
 
 Lantier nodded his approval of this arrangement. One must work, no doubt ; only, 
 when one is with friends, politeness passes before everything. A desire for tippling had 
 gradually tickled and overcome the four of them, and they stood there with heavy hands 
 consulting each other with a glance. And as soon as they saw they had five hours of idle- 
 ness before them, they were suddenly seized with a noisy joy, catching each other friendly 
 slaps, and bawling affectionate words in each other's faces. Coupeau especially, feeling 
 relieved and younger, called the others " old bricks ! " They had one more round of drinks, 
 and then moved off to the " Sniffing Flea," a low dram-shop possessing a billiard table. 
 The hatter made a grimace at first, for it was not a very clean-looking place ; the braudy 
 there cost a franc the litre, ten sous a chopin in two glasses, and the customers had so 
 
THE "ASSOMMOIR." 175 
 
 messed the billiard table that the balls stuck to it. Bat once the game had begun, Lantier, 
 who was an extraordinarily good player, recovered his grace and his good temper, developing 
 the trunk of his body, and accompanying each canon with a swing of the hip. 
 . When lunch time came, Coupeau had an idea. He stamped his feet as he cried : 
 
 '■ We must go and fetch Salted-Mouth. I know where he's working. We'll take him 
 to mother Louis's to have "some pettitoes." 
 
 The idea was greeted with acclamation. Yes, Salted-Mouth, otherwise Drink-without- 
 Thirst, was no doubt in want of some pettitoes. They started off. The streets had a 
 yellowish look ; a fine rain was falling. But they were too warm internally for them to 
 feel the slight watering of their exteriors. Coupeau took them to the bolt factory in the 
 Rue Marcardet. As they arrived a good half hour before the time the workmen came out, 
 the zinc-worker gave a youngster two sous to go in and tell Salted-Mouth that his wife 
 was ill and wanted him at once. The blacksmith made -his appearance, waddling in 
 his walk, looking very calm, and scenting a tuck-out. 
 
 " Ah ! the jokers ! " said he, as soon as he caught sight of them hiding in a doorway. 
 
 " I guessed it. Well ! what are we going to eat % " 
 
 At mother Louis's, whilst they sucked the little bones of the pettitoes, they again fell 
 to abusing the employers. Salted-Month, otherwise Drink-without-Thirst, related that 
 they had a most pressing order to execute at his crib. Oh I the ape was pleasant for the 
 time being. One could be late, and he' would say nothing ; he no doubt considered him- 
 self lucky when any one did turn up. There was no fear that any one would ever dare 
 give Salted-Mouth, otherwise Drink-without-Thirst, the sack, because one could not find 
 many chaps who were his equal. After the pettitoes, they had an omelet. Each drank 
 his quart of wine. Mother Louis had her wine sent from Auvergne — a wine of the colour 
 of blood, and which could almost be cut with a knife. It was beginning to get amusing ; 
 the booze was going apace. 
 
 " What do you think is the ape's latest idea? " cried Salted-Mouth at dessert. " Why 
 he's been and put a bell up in his shed ! A bell! that's good for slaves. Ah well ! it can 
 ring to-day! They won't catch me again at the anvil! For five days past I've been stick- 
 ing there ; I may give myself a rest now. If he deducts anything, I'll send him to 
 blazes." 
 
 " I," said Coupeau, with an air of importance, " I'm obliged to leave you ; I'm off to 
 work. Yes, I promised my wife. Amuse yourselves ; my heart, you know, remains with 
 my pals." 
 
 The others chaffed him. But he seemed so decided that they all accompanied him, 
 when he talked of going to fetch his tools from old Colombe's. He took his bag from under 
 the seat and laid it on the ground before him whilst they had a final drink. But at one 
 o'clock the party was still standing drinks round. Then Coupeau, with a bored gesture, 
 placed the tools back again under the seat. They were in his way ; he could not get near 
 the counter without stumbling against them. It was too absurd ; he would go to Bour- 
 guignon's on the morrow. The other four, who were quarrelling about the question of 
 salaries, were not at all surprised when the zinc-worker, without any explanation, pro- 
 posed a little stroll on the Boulevard, just to stretch their legs. It had left off raining. 
 The little stroll was confined to their going a couple of hundred steps all in a row and 
 swinging their arms ; and, surprised by the fresh air, feeling bored at being out of doors, 
 they no longer found a word to say. Without even consulting each other with so much as 
 a nudge, they slowly and instinctively ascended the Rue des Poissonniers, where they wen: 
 to Francois's and had a glass of wine out of the bottle. Really, they were in want of 
 that to pull them together again. It was too depressing out in the street ; it was so 
 muddy it would be a shame even to send a policeman out in it. Lantier pushed his com- 
 rades inside the private room at the back ; it was a narrow place with only. one table in it, 
 and was separated from the shop by a dull glazed partition. He usually preferred to colour 
 his nose in private rooms, because it was more respectable. Were they not all very 
 comfortable in there? One could almost think oneself at home, and could have had a 
 nap without the least trouble. He called for the newspaper, spread it out open before him, 
 and looked through it, frowning the while. Coupeau and My-Boots had commenced a 
 game at piquet. Two bottles of wine and five glasses were scattered about the table. 
 
 " Well ! what do they say in that rag 1 " asked Bibi-the-Smoker of the hatter. 
 
 He did not reply at once. Then, without raising his eyes, he said : 
 
 " I'm reading the report of the Chamber. They're no republicans, those lazy scoundrels 
 
176 THE " ASSOMMOIR." 
 
 of the Left ! Do the people elect them merely for them to swill their sugar and water? 
 Here's one who believes in God, and who's letting himself bo cajoled by those rascally mini- 
 sters ! If I were elected, I would get into the tribune and say : 'Excrement ! ' yes, nothin» 
 more, that's my opinion ! " 
 
 " You know, Badingue's had a fight with his missus, before all the court," related 
 Salted-Mouth, otherwise Drink-without-Thirst. " I give you my word of honour it's true ! 
 And all about nothing, just a little wrangle. Badingue was a bit boozed." 
 
 "Shut up with your politics ! " cried the zinc-worker. " Read us the murders, they're 
 more amusing." 
 
 And returning to his game, he declared a' tierce from the nine and three queens. 
 
 " I've a tierce from the sewer and three doves. The crinolines don't forsake me." 
 
 They emptied their glasses. Then Lantier read out loud : 
 
 " A frightful crime has juet spread consternation throughout the Commune of Gaillon, 
 Department of Seine-et-Marne. A son has killed his father with blows from a spade, in 
 order to rob him of thirty sous." 
 
 They all uttered a cry of horror. There was a fellow, by Jove ! whom they would 
 have taken great pleasure in seeing guillotined ! No, the guillotine was not enough ; 
 lie deserved to be cut into little pieces. The story of an infanticide equally aroused their 
 indignation ; but the hatter, highly moral, found excuses for the woman, putting all the 
 n rong on to the back of her seducer ; for, after all, if some beast of a mau had not put the 
 wretched woman into the way of having a brat, she could not have thrown one down the 
 water-closet. But what really delighted them, were the exploits of the Marquis de T — , 
 who, leaving a ball at two o'clock in the morning, defended himself against three ruffians on 
 the Boulevard des Invalides ; without even taking his gloves off, he had rid himself of the 
 first two by butting them in the stomach, and had led the third by the ear to the police 
 station. Ah ! what muscle ! It was a pity he was an aristocrat. 
 
 " Listen to this, now," continued Lantier. " Here's some news of high life : ' A marriage 
 is arranged between the eldest daughter of the Countess de Br^tigny and the young Baron 
 de Valancay, aide-de-camp to His Majesty. The wedding trousseau will contain more than 
 three hundred thousand francs' worth of lace.' " 
 
 "What's that to us?" interrupted Bibi-the-Smoker. "We don't want to know the 
 colour of her chemise. The girl cau have no end of lace, nevertheless she'll see the moon 
 the same way as other people." 
 
 As Lantier seemed about to finish his reading, Salted-Mouth, otherwise Drink-without- 
 Thirst, took the newspaper from him, and sat upon it,' saying : 
 
 " Ah ! no, that's enough ! Paper's only good for this." 
 
 Meanwhile, My-Boots, who had been looking at his hand, triumphantly banged his 
 fist down on the table. He scored ninety-three. 
 
 " I've the Revolution," shouted he. " A quint in clubs. That's twenty, isn't it ? 
 Then tierce major in diamonds, twenty-three ; three kings, twenty-six ; three jacks, twenty- 
 nine ; three aces, ninety-two. And I play year one of the Republic, ninety-three." 
 
 " You're done for, old boy," cried the others to Coupeau. 
 
 They ordered two freslt bottles. The glasses were filled up again as fast as they 
 were emptied, the booze increased. Towards five o'clock, it began to get disgusting, so 
 much so, that Lantier kept very quiet, thinking of how to give the others the slip ; brawliug 
 and throwing the wine about was no longer his style. Just then Coupeau stood up to make 
 the drunkard's sign of the cross. Touching his head, he pronounced Moutperaasse, then 
 Menilmonte as he brought his hand to his right shoulder, La Courtille moving it to his left 
 shoulder, Bagnolet giving himself a blow in the chest, and wound up by saying, stewed 
 rabbit three times as he hit himself in the pit of the stomach. Then, the hatter took 
 advantage of the clamour which greeted the performance of this feat, and quietly made 
 for the door. His comrades did not even notice his departure. He had already had a 
 pretty good dose. But, once outside, he shook himself and regained his self-possession ; 
 and he quietly made for the shop, where he told Gervaise that Coupeau was with some 
 friends. 
 
 Two days passed by. The zinc-worker had not returned. He was reeling about the 
 neighbourhood, but no one knew exactly where. Several persons, however, stated that they 
 had seen him at mother Baquet's at the "Butterfly," and at the "Little Old Man with a 
 Cough." Only, some said that he was alone, whilst others affirmed that he was in the 
 company of seven or eight drunkards like himself. Gervaise shrugged her shoulders in a 
 
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 resigned sort of way. All she had to do" was to get used to it. She never ran about after 
 her old man ; she even went oat of her way, if she caught sight of him inside a wine-shop, 
 so as not to anger him ; and she waited at home till he' returned, listening at night-time to 
 hear if he was snoring outside the door. He would sleep on a rubbish-heap, or on. a seat, 
 or in a piece of waste land, or across a gutter. On the morrow, after having only badly 
 slept off his booze of the day before, he would start off again, knocking at the doors of all 
 the consolation dealers, plunging afresh into a furious wandering, in the midst of nips of 
 spirits, glasses of wine, losing his friends and then finding them again, going regular voyages, 
 from which he returned in a state of stupor, seeing the streets dance, the night fall, and the 
 day break, without any other thought than to drink and sleep off the effects wherever he 
 happened to be. When in the latter state, the world was ended so far as he was concerned. 
 On the second day, however, Gervaise went to old Colombe's " Assommoir," to find out some- 
 thing about him ; he had been there another five -times, they were unable to tell her 
 anything more. All she could do was to take away his tools, which he had left under a 
 seat. 
 
 In the evening, Lantier, seeing that the laundress seemed very worried, offered to take 
 her to a music-hall, just by way of passing a "pleasant hour or two. She refused at first, 
 she was in no mood for laughing. Otherwise, she would not have said " no," for the 
 hatter made the proposal in too straightforward a manner for her to feel any mistrust. He 
 seemed to feel for her in quite a paternal way. Never before had Coupeau slept out two 
 nights running. So that, in spite of herself, she would go every ten minutes to the door, 
 with her iron in her hand, and look up and down the street to see if her old man was 
 coming. It made her legs tingle, so she said, in such a way that she could not stand still. 
 Coupeau might very likely get a limb broken, or fall under some vehicle and stay there : 
 
178 THE "ASSOMMOIR." 
 
 it would be a good riddance, and she forbade herself to entertain the least affection in her 
 heart for such a disgusting person as he was. But it was becoming very annoying, never 
 knowing whether he would return or whether he would not, And, when the gas lamps 
 were lighted, as Lantier again proposed the music-hall, she accepted his invitation. After 
 all, she was very stupid to refuse a pleasure, when, for the past three days, her husband 
 had been doing nothing but lead a dog's life. As he did not come home, she too would go 
 out. The place might burn down if it liked. She was ready to set it alight herself, for 
 the troubles of life were beginning to disgust her with everything. 
 
 They eat their dinner quickly. Then, when she went off at eight o'clock, arm-in-arm 
 with the hatter, Gervaise told mother Coupeau and Nana to go to bed at once. The shop 
 was shut. She left by the door opening into the courtyard and gave Madame Boche the 
 key, asking her, if her pig came home, to have the kindness to put him to bed. The 
 hatter was waiting for her under the big doorway, arrayed in his best, and whistling a tune. 
 She had on her silk dress. They walked slowly along the pavement, keeping close to each 
 other, lighted up by the glare from the shop windows which showed them smiliug and 
 talking together in a low voice. 
 
 The music-ball was in the Boulevard de Rochechouart ; it had originally been a little 
 cafe, and had been enlarged by means of a kind of wooden shed erected in the courtyard. 
 At the door, a string of glass globes formed a luminous porch. Tall posters pasted on 
 boards stood upon the ground, close to the gutter. 
 
 " Here we are," said Lantier. " To night, first appearance of Mademoiselle Amanda, 
 serio-comi.e." 
 
 But he caught sight of Bibi-the-Smoker, who was also reading the poster. Bibi had a 
 Dlack eye ; some knock he had run ut> against the day before. 
 
 "Well! where's Coupeau 1 !" inquired the hatter, looking about. "Have you, then, lost 
 Coupeau t " 
 
 " Oh ! long ago, since yesterday,'' replied the other. " There was a bit of a mill on 
 having mother Baquet's. I don't care for fisticuffs. AVe had a row, you know, with 
 mother Baquet's potboy, because he wanted to make us pay for a quart twice over. Then 
 I sloped. I went and had a bit of a snooze." 
 
 He was still gaping ; he had slept eighteen hours at a stretch. He was, moreover, quite 
 sobered, with a stupid look on his face, and his jacket smothered with fluff; for he had 
 no doubt tumbled into bed with his clothes on. 
 
 "And you don't know where my husband is, sir? " asked the laundress. 
 
 " Well, no, not a bit. It was five o'clock when we left mother Baquet's. That's all I 
 know about it. Perhaps he went down the street. Yes, I fancy now that I saw him go to 
 the ' Butterfly ' with a coachman. Oh ! how stupid it is ! Really, we deserve to be 
 shot ! " 
 
 Lantier and Gervaise spent a very pleasant evening at the music-hall, At eleven 
 o'clock, when the place closed, they strolled home without hurrying themselves. It was 
 rather chilly, the spectators went off in parties, and there were some girls splitting with 
 laughter in the shadow under the trees, because the men who were with them were larking 
 too familiarly. Lantier sang one of Mademoiselle Amanda's songs between his teeth : 
 " It's in the nose that it tickles me." Gervaise, feeling giddy, as though intoxicated, took 
 up the chorus. She had felt very warm during the evening. Then the two drinks she had 
 had, together with the tobacco smoke, and the odour of all those people crowded together, 
 made her feel sick. But she carried away with her a veiy lively impression of Mademoiselle 
 Amanda. She would never herself have dared to have appeared before the public in such 
 a state of nudity. But to be just, the lady had a most delicious skin. And she listened 
 with a sensual curiosity, whilst Lantier gave some details about the person in question, 
 with the air of a man who had counted her ribs in private. 
 
 " Every one's asleep," said Gervaise, after ringing three times, without the Boches 
 opening the door. 
 
 At length the door opened, but inside the porch it was very dark, and when she knocked 
 at the window of the doorkeeper's room to ask for her key, the doorkeeper, who was half 
 asleep, called out some rigmarole which she could make nothing of at first. She eventually 
 understood that Poisson, the policeman, had brought Coupeau home in a frightful state, 
 and that the key was no doubt in the lock. 
 
 " The deuce ! " murmured Lantier, when they had entered, " whatever has he been up 
 to here 1 The stench is abominable." 
 
LANTIER ENTICING GERVAISE NOT TO REMAIN WITH HER DRUNKEN HUSBAND. 
 
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THE "ASSOMMOIR." 181 
 
 When Gervaise, who had been looking for the matches, succeeded in lighting a candle, 
 a pretty sight met their eyes. Coupeau appeared to have - disgorged his very inside. Be- 
 sides that, he had fallen from the bed, where Poissou had probably thrown him, and was 
 snoring on the floor in the midst of the filth like a pig wallowing in the mire, exhaling his foul 
 breath through his open mouth. 
 
 "Oh! the pig! the pig!" repeated Gervaise, indignant and exasperated. "He's 
 dirtied everything. No, a dog wouldn't have done that, a dead dog is cleaner." 
 
 Never before had the zinc-worker returned home in such a state. The sight was a 
 great shock to the affection his wife still had for him. In the earlier days, when he re- 
 turned slightly elevated or tipsy, she showed herself kind, and in no way disgusted. But 
 this time it was too much, her stomach. turned against it. She would not have taken hold 
 of him with a pair of tongs. The thought alone that that sot's skin would touch her now 
 gave her the same feeling of repugnance as being asked to lie down beside a corpse 
 corrupted by some horrible disease. 
 
 " I must, however, get into bed," murmured she. " I can't go and sleep in the street. 
 Oh ! I'll tread on him sooner." 
 
 She tried to step over the drunkard, but had to catch hold of a corner of the chest of 
 drawers to save herself from slipping. Coupeau completely blocked the way to the bed. 
 Then, Lantier, who laughed to himself on seeing that she certainly would not sleep on 
 her own pillow tha't night, took hold of her hand, saying in a low and ardent voice : 
 
 " Gervaise ; listen, Gervaise." 
 
 But she had understood. She freed herself, and in her bewilderment addressed him 
 familiarly as in the old days. 
 
 "No, leave me. I implore you, Auguste, go to your own room. I'll manage to lie 
 at the foot of the bed." 
 
 "Come, Gervaise, don't be foolish," resumed he. "It's too abominable; you can't re- 
 main here. Come. What do you fear 1 he can't hear us ! " 
 
 She struggled, she energetically shook her head. In her confusion, as though to show 
 that she intended to remain there, she commenced to undress herself, throwing her silk 
 gown on to a chair, and suddenly appearing all white in her petticoat and chemise, her 
 throat and arms bare. Her bed was her own, was it not 1 ? she intended to sleep in her bed. 
 Twice again she tried to find a clear space to enable her to reach it. But Lantier did not 
 give in, and kept seizing her round the waist, saying all sorts of things to excite her. Ah ! 
 she was in a pretty position, with a crapulous husband in front who prevented hergetting 
 respectably under her blanket, and a dirty blackguard of a man behind, whose only thought 
 was to take advantage of her misfortune to make her his mistress again ! As the hatter 
 raised his voice, she implored him to keep quiet. And she listened, with her ear towards 
 the little room occupied by" Nana and mother Coupeau. The child and the old woman 
 were no doubt asleep, for one could hear a heavy breathing. 
 
 " Auguste, leave me, you'll wake them," said she, clasping her hands. " Be reasonable. 
 Another day, elsewhere. Not here, not before my child." 
 
 He no longer spoke, he stood there smiling ; and he slowly kissed her on the ear, the 
 same as he used to do to tease and stupify her. Then her strength deserted her, she felt 
 a great buzzing in her ears, a violent tremor passed through her. Yet, she advanced 
 another step forward. And she was again obliged to draw back. It was not possible, 
 the disgust was so great. Coupeau, overpowered by intoxication, lying as comfortably as 
 though on a bed of down, was sleeping off his booze, without life in his limbs, and with 
 his mouth all on one side. The whole street might have entered and kissed his wife with- 
 out a hair of his body moving. 
 
 "So much the worse," stammered she, "it's his fault, I cannot do it. Ah! good 
 heavens ! ah ! good heavens ! he drives me from my bed, I've no longer a bed. No, I 
 cannot, it's his fault." 
 
 She trembled, she lost her head. And whilst Lantier pushed her into his room, Nana's 
 head appeared behind one of the panes of the glass door of her little chamber. The child 
 had just awoke, and quietly got up in her night-gown, her face pale with sleep. She 
 looked at her father sprawling in his filth; then, pressing close to the pane, she remained 
 there, waiting till her mother's white petticoat had disappeared inside the other man's room 
 opposite. She was quite grave. Her eyes were opened wide like a vicious child's, and lit 
 up with a sensual curiosity. 
 
CHAPTER IX. 
 
 That winter, mother Coupeau nearly went off in one of her coughing fits. Each December, 
 she could count on her asthma keeping her on her back for tvyo and three weeks at a time. 
 She was no longer fifteen, she would be seventy-three on Saint- Anthony's day. With that, 
 she was very rickety, getting a rattling in her throat for nothing at all, though she was 
 plump and stout. The doctor said she would go off coughing, just time enough to say: 
 " Good-night, Jeanneton, the candle's out ! " 
 
 When she was in her bed, mother Coupeau became positively unbearable. It is true 
 though that the little room in which she slept with Nana was not at all gay. Between 
 her bedstead and the child's, there was just room to put a couple of chairs. The wall- 
 paper, an old faded grey one, hung in shreds. The little round window close to the ceiling 
 merely admitted the pale doubtful light of a cellar. One soon grew old in there, especially 
 a person who could scarcely breathe. At night-time, when unable to sleep, she would 
 listen to the child's breathing, and that was some amusement. But, in the day-time, ns 
 there was no one to keep her company from morning to night, she grumbled, and cried, 
 and repeated to herself for hours together, as she rolled her head on the pillow : 
 
 " Good heavens ! what a miserable creature I am ! Good heavens ! what a miserable 
 creature I am ! They'll leave me to die in prison, yes, in prison ! " 
 
 And as soon as any one called, Virginie or Madame Boche, to ask after her health, she 
 would not reply, but immediately started on her chapter of ■complaints. 
 
 " Ah ! the bread which I eat here is dear indeed ! No, I could not suffer so much were 
 I amongst strangers.! Listen, I wanted a cup of herb tea, well ! they brought me a water-jug 
 full, just a way of telling me that I drink too much of it. It's the same with Nana, that 
 child whom I brought up, she goes off bare-footed in the morning, and I don't see her 
 again for the rest of the day. One would think I had something offensive. Yet, at night- 
 time, she sleeps precious sound, and doesn't once wake up to ask me if I'm in pain. In 
 short, I'm in their way, they're waiting for me to croak. Oh ! it won't take long. I've no 
 longer a son, that hussy of a laundress has taken him from me. She would beat me, she 
 would finish me off, if she were not afraid of the police." 
 
 Gervaise was indeed rather hasty at times. The place was going to the dogs, every- 
 one's temper was getting spoilt, and they sent each other to the right about for the least 
 word. Coupeau, one morning that he had got his hair out of curl, exclaimed : " The old 
 thing's always saying she's going to die, and yet she never does ! " words which struck 
 mother Coupeau to the heart. They reproached her with what she cost, they coolly said 
 that it would be a great saving if she were no longer there. To tell the truth, neither did 
 she behave as she should have done. For instance, whenever she saw her eldest daughter, 
 Madame Lerat, she complained of her poverty-stricken condition, accusing her son and her 
 daughter-in-law of leaving her to starve, and when she had wheedled a twenty sou piece 
 out of her, she would spend it in sweetmeats. She also told the Lorilleux some abominable 
 stories, relating that the laundress spent their ten francs in indulging all sorts of fancies of 
 her own, new caps, cakes eaten in sly corners, and far worse things which one could not 
 mention. On two or three occasions, she almost caused a general fight amongst the family. 
 At one moment she was on this side and the next moment she was on that ; in short, 
 everything was getting into a dreadful mess. 
 
 When at her worst, that winter, one afternoon when Madame Lorilleux and Madame 
 Lerat had met at her bedside, mother Coupeau winked her eye as a signal to them to lean 
 over her. She could scarcely speak. She rather hissed than said in a low voice : 
 
 " It's becoming decent ! I heard them last night. Yes, yes, the Hobblor and the hatter. 
 And they were kicking up such a row together ! Coupeau's a nice one. It's becoming 
 decent ! " 
 
 And she related, in short sentences, coughing and choking between each, that her son 
 had probably come home dead druuk the night before. Then as she was not asleep, she 
 was easily able to account for all the noises, the Hobbler's bare feet tripping over the tiled 
 floor, the hissing voice of the hatter calling her, the door between the two rooms gently 
 closed, and the rest. It must have lasted till daylight, she could not tell the exact time, 
 because, in spite of her efforts, she. had ended by falling into a doze. 
 
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THE "ASSOMMOIK." 183 
 
 "What's most disgusting, is that Nana might have heard," continued she. "She was 
 indeed restless all the night, she who usually sleeps so sound ; she tossed about, and kept 
 turning over, as though there had been some lighted charcoal in her bed." 
 
 The other two women did not seem at all surprised. 
 
 " Of course ! " murmured Madame Lorilleux " it probably began the very first night. 
 But as it pleases Co'upeau, we've no business to interfere. All the same, it's not very re- 
 spectable for the family." 
 
 " If I were there," explained Madame Lerat screwing up her mouth, '.' I would give her 
 such a fright, I'd call out something, no matter what : ' 1 see you ! ' or else : ' Police ! ' 
 A doctor's servant once told me that her master had said that such a thing at a certain 
 moment might kill a woman on the spot. If so, it would serve her right ; she would be 
 punished where she had sinned." ' 
 
 All the neighbourhood soon knew that every night Gervaise went and joined Lantier. 
 
 In the neighbours' presence, Madame Lorilleux was noisily indignant ; she pitied her 
 brother, that noodle who was made drunk by his wife from head to toe ; and, according to 
 her, if she continued to visit such people, it was solely on account of her poor mother, 
 who was obliged to live in the midst of these abominations. Then the neighbourhood 
 fell upon Gervaise. It was she who had seduced the hatter. You could see it in her eyes. 
 Yes, in spite of the nasty rumours, that sly blade Lantier remained on his pedestal, because 
 he continued to behave towards every one like a highly respectable person, walking along 
 the pavement readjng his newspaper, attentive and gallant with the ladies, always having 
 sweets and flowers to give away. Well ! he merely continued to act his part ; a man is 
 a man, one cannot ask him to resist women who throw themselves at him. But she had no 
 excuse ; she was a disgrace to the Bue de.la Goutte-d'Or. And the Lorilleux, in their 
 capacity of godfather and godmother, enticed Nana to their rooms for the purpose of obtain- 
 ing details. When they questioned her in a round-about way, the child put on her stupid 
 air, hiding the fire of her eyes with her long soft lashes as she answered them. 
 
 In the midst of this general indignation, Gervaise lived quietly on, feeling tired out and 
 half asleep. At first, she considered herself very guilty, very dirty, and she felt a disgust 
 for herself. Each time she quitted Lantier's room, she washed her hands, she wetted a 
 dish-cloth and rubbed her shoulders almost till they bled, as though to wipe off the 
 stain. If Coupeau then tried to joke, she would fly into a passion, and run and shiveringly 
 dress herself in the farthest corner of the shop ; neither would she allow the hatter to touch 
 her soon after her husband had kissed her. She would have liked to have changed her skin 
 as she changed the man. But she gradually became accustomed to it. It was too much 
 trouble to wash herself each time. Her idleness was destroying her energy, her wish to 
 be happy made her get all the happiness she could out of these worries. She was accom- 
 modating both for herself and for the others, and merely tried to arrange things in such a 
 way that no one should be bothered too much. Providing her husband aud her lover 
 were satisfied, that the household went on in its own regular little way, that one amused 
 oneself from morn till night, all of them plump, satisfied with life and taking it easy, there 
 was really nothing to complain of, was there now 1 
 
 Then, after all, she could not be doing anything so very wrong, since matters were 
 arranged so easily to the general satisfaction ; one is usually punished if one does what is 
 not right. So her dissoluteness had gradually become a habit. Now, it was as regular 
 an affair as eating and drinking ; each time that Coupeau came home drunk, she retired 
 to Lantier's room, and that happened at least on Monday, Tuesday and Wednesday of 
 every week. She divided her nights. She had even got to the point of leaving the zinc- 
 worker in the middle of his sleep if he merely snored too loud, and going and finishing her 
 by-by on the neighbour's pillow. It was not that she felt any greater affection for the 
 hatter. No, she merely found him cleaner, she rested better in his room, where it was like 
 having a bath. In short, she resembled those she-cats which like to curl themselves up 
 on the clean white clothes. 
 
 Mother Coupeau never dared speak of it flatly. But, after a quarrel, when the laundress 
 had bullied her, the old woman was not sparing in her allusions. She would say that 
 she knew men who were precious fools, and women who were precious hussies; and 
 she would mutter words far more biting, with the sharpness, of language pertaining to an 
 old waistcoat-maker. The first time this had occurred Gervaise looked at her straight 
 in the face, without answering. Then, also avoiding going into details, she began to de- 
 ^nd herself with reasons given in a general sort of way. When a woman had a drunkard 
 
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184 THE "ASSOMMOIR." 
 
 for a husband, a pig who lived in filth, that woman was to be excused if she sought for 
 cleanliness elsewhere. She went farther than this ; she gave it to be understood that 
 Lantier was as much her husband as Coupeau, perhaps more so. Had she not known him 
 from the time she was fourteen years old? Had she not had two children by him? Well! 
 in such conditions, everything was excusable, no one had a right to cast stones at her. She 
 was merely obeying the laws of nature. Besides, she would npt stand being bothered by 
 any one. She would precious soon give them all a bit of her mind. The Rue de la Goutte- 
 d'Or was not such a very decent place ! Little Madame Vigouroux was cutting capers 
 from morn till night amongst her charcoal. Madame Lehongre, the grocer's wife, was 
 her brother-in-law's mistress, and he was a big driveller whom no one else would have picked 
 up with a shovel. The clockmaker opposite, that affected gentleman, had almost been 
 brought up at the criminal court for a most abominable thing in connection with his own 
 daughter, a hussy who now rolled about the Boulevards. And, with a broad gesture, 
 she took- in the whole neighbourhood ; it would require an hour merely to display the dirty 
 linen of all those people— fathers, mothers, children, all sleeping together in a heap like 
 animals, and wallowing in their own filth. Ah ! she knew all about it ; nastiness was 
 to be found everywhere, it infected the houses round about ! Yes, yes, men and women 
 were something prime in that corner of Paris, where they are all piled up on the top of each 
 other, on account of their poverty ! Had the two sexes been put into a mortar, all that 
 one could have obtained from them would have been something wherewith to manure the 
 cherry-trees in the plain of Saint-Denis. 
 
 " They would do well not to spit in the air, for it only falls down again on their own 
 noses," she would exclaim, whenever anybody especially aggravated her. " Every one for 
 himself, is it not so 1 They should let other people live in their own way, if they wish 
 to live in theirs. For myself, I'm agreeable to everything so long as I'm not dragged 
 through the gutter by people who have already made the plunge head first." 
 
 And mother Coupeau having one day been more pointed in her observations than usual, 
 she had replied to her, clinching her teeth : » 
 
 " You're confined to your bed, and you take advantage of it. Listen, you're wrong; 
 you see that I behave nicely to you, for I've never thrown your past life into your teeth ! 
 Oh ! I know all about it ! A fine life it was — two and three men at a time, and whilst old 
 Coupeau was alive too. No, don't cough, I've finished what I had to say. It's only to 
 request you to mind your own business, that's all ! " 
 
 The old woman almost choked. On the morrow, Goujet having called about his mother's 
 washing when Gervaise happened to be out, mother Coupeau called him to her and kept 
 him some time seated beside her bed. She knew all about the blacksmith's friendship, and 
 had noticed that for some time past he had looked dismal and wretched, from a suspicion 
 of the abominable things that were taking place. So, for the sake of gossiping, and out 
 of revenge for the quarrel of the day before, she bluntly told him the truth, weeping 
 and complaining as though Gervaise's wicked behaviour did her some special injury. When 
 Goujet quitted the little room, he leant against the wall, almost stifling with grief. Then, 
 when the laundress returned home, mother Coupeau called to her that Madame Goujet 
 required her to go round with her clothes, ironed or not ; and she was so animated that 
 Gervaise, seeing something was wrong, guessed what had taken place, and had a presenti- 
 ment of the unpleasantness which awaited her. 
 
 Very pale, her limbs already trembling, she placed the things in a basket and started 
 off. For years past she had not returned the Goujets a sou of their money. The debt 
 still amounted to four hundred and twenty-five francs. She always spoke of her em- 
 barrassments and received the money for the washing. It filled her with shame, because 
 she seemed to be taking advantage of the blacksmith's friendship to make a fool of him. 
 Coupeau, who had now become less scrupulous, would chuckle and say that Goujet had no 
 doubt squeezed her waist in odd corners, and had so paid himself. But she, in spite of 
 the relations she had fallen into with Lantier, would indignantly ask her husband if he al- 
 ready wished to eat of that sort of bread. She would not allow any one to say a word 
 against Goujet in her presence ; her affection for the blacksmith remained like a last 
 shred of her honour. Thus, every time she took the washing home to those worthy, 
 people, she felt a spasm at her heart the moment she put a foot on their stairs. " Ah !' 
 it's you, at last!" said Madame Goujet sharply, ou opening the door to her. "When 
 I'm in want of death, I'll send you to fetch him." , 
 
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THE " ASSOMMOIR." 185 
 
 was no longer punctual, never came at the time arranged, and would keep her customer 
 waiting for days together. Little by little she was giving way to a system of thorough 
 disorder. 
 
 " For a week past I've been expecting you," continued the lace-mender. " And you 
 tell falsehoods too ; you send your apprentice to me with all sorts of stories : you are then 
 busy with my things, you will deliver them the same evening, or else you've had an ac- 
 cident, the bundle's, fallen into a pail of water. Whilst all this is going on, I waste my 
 time, nothing turns up, and it worries me exceedingly. No, you're most unreasonable. 
 Come, what have you in your basket ? Is everything there now 1 Have you brought me 
 the pair of sheets you've been keeping back for a month past, and the chemise which was 
 missing the last time you brought home the washing 1 " 
 
 " Yes, yes," murmured Gervaise, " the chemise is there. Here it is.'' 
 
 But Madame Goujet cried out. That chemise was not hers, she would have nothing to 
 do with it. Her things were changed now ; it was too bad ! Only the week before, there 
 were two handkerchiefs which hadn't her mark on them. It was not to her taste to have 
 clothes coming from no one knew where. Besides that, she liked to have her own things. 
 
 " And the sheets 1 " she resumed. " They're lost, are they ? Well ! young woman, you 
 must see about them, for I insist upon having them to-morrow morning, do you hear ? " 
 
 A silence ensued. What completed Gervaise's embarrassment was the knowledge that 
 behind her, the door of Goujet's room was ajar. The blacksmith was no doubt inside, she 
 felt that he was there ; and how unpleasant, if he was listening to all these deserved re- 
 proaches, to which she could answer nothing ! She became very submissive and gentle, 
 bowing her head as she placed the clean linen on the bed as quickly as she could. But 
 matters became worse when Madame Goujet began to look over the things, one by one. She 
 took hold of them and threw them down again, saying : 
 
 " Ah ! you don't get them up nearly so well as you used to do. One can't compliment 
 you every day now. Yes, you've taken to mucking your work — doing it in a most slovenly 
 way. Just look at this shirt-front, it's scorched, there's the mark of the iron on the plaits ; 
 and the buttons have all been torn off. I don't know how you manage it, but there's never 
 a button left on anything. Oh ! now, here's a petticoat body which I shall certainly not 
 pay you for. Look there ! The dirt's still on it, you've simply smoothed it over. So 
 now the things are not even clean ! " 
 
 She stopped whilst she counted the different articles. Then she exclaimed, 
 
 "What ! this is all you've brought? There are two pairs of stockings, six towels, a 
 table-cloth, and several dish-cloths short. You're regularly trifling with me, it seems ! I 
 sent word that you were to bring me everything, ironed or not. If your apprentice isn't 
 here in an hour with the rest of the. things, we shall fall out, Madame Coupeau, I warn you." 
 
 At this moment Goujet coughed in his room. Gervaise slightly started. How she was 
 treated before him, good heavens ! And she remained standing in the middle of the room, 
 embarrassed and confused, and waiting for the dirty clothes ; but, after making up the 
 account, Madame Goujet had quietly returned to her seat near the window, and resumed 
 the mending of a lace shawl. 
 
 " And the dirty things ? " timidly inquired the laundress. 
 
 " No, thank you," replied the old woman, "there's nothing this week." 
 
 Gervaise turned pale. She was no longer to, have the washing. Then she quite lost 
 iis'r head ; she was obliged to sit down on a chair for her legs were giving way under her. 
 And she did not attempt to vindicate herself. All that she could find to say was, 
 
 " Is Monsieur Goujet ill 1 " 
 
 Yes, he was not well. He had been obliged to come home instead of returning to the 
 forge, and he had gone to lie down on his bed to get a rest. Madame Goujet talked gtavely, 
 wearing her black dress as usual, and her white face framed in her monachal cap. They had 
 again lowered the wages of the bolt-makers. From nine francs they had fallen to seven, on 
 account of the machinery which now did almost all the work. And she explained that they 
 were obliged to economise in everything ; in future, she intended to do her own washing as 
 formerly. It would naturally have been very acceptable if the Coupeaus had been able to 
 return her the money lent them by her son ; but she was not going to set the lawyers on 
 them, as they were unable to pay. Since she commenced speaking of the debt, Gervaise, 
 with bowed head, seemed to be following the skilful play of, her needle as it gathered up 
 the meshes of the net-work one by one. 
 
 "All the same," continued the lace-mender, "by pinching yourselves a little you could 
 
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186 THE "ASSOMMOIK." 
 
 manage to pay it off. For, really now, you live -very well ; you spend a great dial, I'm 
 sure. If you were only to pay off ten francs ti month — " 
 
 She was interrupted by the sound of Goujet's voice as he called, 
 
 " Mamma ! mamma ! " 
 
 And when she returned to her seat, which was almost immediately, she changed the 
 conversation. The blacksmith had doubtless begged her not to ask Gervaise for money ; 
 but, in spite of herself, she again spoke of the debt at the expiration of five minutes. Oh ! 
 she had foreseen what was happening — the zinc-worker was drinking up the shop, and he 
 would lead his wife a fine dance. Had her son only listened to her he would never have 
 lent the five hundred francs. He would have married, he would not have been bursting 
 with sadness, nor had the prospect of being miserable for the rest of his life. She was 
 becoming excited, and likewise very harsh, plainly accusing Gervaise of having arranged 
 with Coupeau to take advantage of her foolish child. Yes, there were women who wore 
 the mask of hypocrisy for years, and whose bad character in the end was displayed in the 
 light of day. 
 
 " Mamma ! mamma ! " again called Goujet, but louder this time. 
 
 She rose from her seat, and when she returned she said, as she resumed her lace mending, 
 
 " Go in, he wishes to see you." 
 
 Gervaise, all in a tremble, left the door open. This scene filled her with emotion, be- 
 cause it was like an avowal of their affection before Madame Goujet. She again beheld 
 the quiet little chamber, with its narrow iron bedstead, and papered all over with pictures, 
 the whole looking like the room of some lad of fifteen. Goujet's big body was stretched on 
 the bed. Mother Coupeau's disclosures seemed to have knocked all the life out of his limbs. 
 His eves were red and swollen, his beautiful yellow beard was still wet. In the first moment 
 of rage he must have punched away at his pillow with his terrible fists, for the ticking was 
 split and the feathers were coming out. 
 
 " Listen, mamma's wrong," said he to the laundress, in a voice that was scarcely 
 audible. " You owe me nothing, I won't have it spoken of." 
 
 He had raised himself up, and was looking at her. Big tears at once filled his eyes. 
 
 "Do you suffer, Monsieur Goujet?" murmured she. " What is the matter with you? — 
 tell me." 
 
 "Nothing, thanks. I tired myself too much yesterday. I will sleep a bit.'' 
 
 Then, his heart breaking, he could not restrain this cry, 
 
 " Ah, my God ! my God ! it was never to be — never. You swore it. And now it is 
 — it is ! Ah, my God ! it pains me too much, leave me ! " 
 
 And with his hand he gently and imploringly motioned to her to go. She did not draw 
 nearer to the bed. She went off as he requested her to, feeling stupid, unable to say any- 
 thing to soothe him. When in the other room, she took up her basket ; but she did not . 
 go home. She stood there trying to find something to say. Madame Goujet continued 
 her mending without raising her head. It was she who at length said, 
 
 "Well ! good night ; send me back my things, we will settle up afterwards." 
 
 " Yes, it will be best so — good-night," stammered Gervaise. 
 
 She closed the door slowly, giving a last glance at that clean, tidy home, where she 
 seemed to be leaving behind her a part of her respectability. She went back to the shop 
 in the stupid maimer of cows returning to their shed, without troubling themselves about 
 the way. Mother Coupeau, who had left her bed for the first time, was seated on a chair 
 beside the big stove. But the laundress did not even utter a single reproach. She was 
 too tired, her bones ached as though she had been beaten. She was thinking that life 
 was indeed too hard, and that, one could not tear one's heart out without killing oneself 
 right off. 
 
 After this, Gervaise became indifferent to everything. With a vague gesture of her 
 hand she would send everybody about their business. At each fresh worry she buried 
 herself deeper .in her only pleasure, which was to have her three meals a day. The shop 
 might have collapsed. So long as she was not beneath it she would have gone off 
 willingly without a chemise to her back. And the shop was collapsing, not suddenly, but 
 little by little, morning and evening. One by one the customers got angry, and sent 
 their washing elsewhere. M. Madinier, Mademoiselle Remanjou, the Boches themselves 
 had returned to Madame Fauconnier, where they could count on greater punctuality. 
 One ends by getting tired of asking for a pair of stockings for three weeks together, and 
 of putting on shirts with grease stains dating from the previous Sunday. Gervaise, 
 
THE "ASSOMMOIK." 187 
 
 without losing a bite, wished them a pleasant journey, and spoke her mind about them, say- 
 ing that she was precious glad she would no longer have to poke her nose into their filth. 
 Ah, well ! the whole neighbourhood might withdraw its custom, it would rid her of a fine 
 heap of infection. Besides that, too, it would be so much work the less. Meanwhile, 
 she merely retained the customers who paid badly, the street-walkers, and the women 
 like Madame Gaudron, whose washing- not a laundress of the Eue Neuve would touch. 
 The shop was done for. She had had to discharge her last workwoman, Madams Patois ; 
 and she was left alone with her apprentice, that squint-eyed Augustine, who became all 
 the more stupid the bigger she grew. Yet the pair of thein had not even then always suf- 
 ficient work. They would sit on their stools doing nothing for entire afternoons. In short, 
 it was a regular collapse. Euin was stamped on everything. 
 
 Whilst idleness and poverty entered, dirtiness naturally entered also. One would never 
 have recognised that beautiful blue shop, the colour of heaven, which had once been Ger- 
 vaise's pride. Its window-frames and panes, which were never washed, were covered from 
 top to bottom with the splashes from the passing vehicles. On the brass rods in the 
 windows were displayed three grey rags left by customers who had died in the hospital. 
 And inside it was more pitiable still ; the dampness of the clothes hung up at the ceiling 
 to dry had loosened all the wall paper ; the Pompadour chintz hung in strips like cob-wcbs 
 covered with dust ; the big stove, broken and in holes from the rough use of the poker, 
 looked in its corner like the stock-in-trade of a dealer in old iron ; the work-table appeared 
 as though it had beea used by a regiment, covered as it was with wine and coffee stains, 
 sticky with jam, greasy from the Monday junkettings. With all that there prevailed an 
 odour of stale starch, a stench of mustiness, of burnt fat and of filth. But Gervaise felt 
 very comfortable hi there. She had not noticed the shop getting dirty ; she abandoned 
 herself to it and grew used to the torn wall paper, the greasy wood-work, the same as she 
 got into the way of wearing ragged skirts and of no longer washing her ears. To her the 
 dirt even became a warm nest in which she enjoyed squatting. To leave things to take 
 care of themselves, to wait till the dust stopped up all the holes and covered everything 
 with a coat of velvet, and to feel the house grow heavy around her in her irresistible 
 laziness, was indeed a voluptuous pleasure which intoxicated her. 
 
 Her own ease was her sole consideration ; she did not care a pin for anything else. 
 The debts, though still increasing, no longer troubled her. Her probity gradually deserted 
 her ; whether she would be able to pay or not was altogether uncertain, and she pre- 
 ferred not to know. When her credit was stopped at one shop, she would open an ac- 
 count at some other close by. She was in debt all over the neighbourhood, she owed money 
 every few yards. To take merely the Eue de la Goutte-d'Or, she no longer dared pass in 
 front of the grocer's, nor the charcoal-dealer's, nor the greengrocer's ; and this obliged her, 
 whenever she required to be at the wash-house, to go round by the Eue des Poissonniers, 
 which was quite ten minutes out of her way. The tradespeople came and treated her 
 as a swindler. One evening, the man who had sold them the furniture for Lantier drew a 
 crowd round the place ; he yelled out that he would turn her skirts up and spank the 
 beast, by way of paying himself, if she did not fork out his money. Such scenes, of course, 
 left her all in a tremble ; still, she would shake herself like a cur that had been beaten, 
 and there was an end of it ; she did not dine' any the worse afterwards. They were a lot 
 of insolent scoundrels to come bothering her ! She had no money ; she could not make 
 any, could she 1 Besides, the tradespeople robbed everyone ; they were made to wait. 
 And she would fall asleep in her hole, trying not to dream of what was sure to happen one 
 day. She would take the leap, no doubt ; but, until then, she was determined not to be 
 bothered. 
 
 Meanwhile mother Coupeau had recovered. For another year the household jogged 
 along. During the summer months there was naturally a little' more work — the white 
 petticoats and the cambric dresses of the dollymops of the exterior Boulevard. The 
 catastrophe was slowly approaching; the home sank, deeper into the mire every week ; 
 there were ups and downs, however— days when one had to rub one's stomach before the 
 empty cupboard, and -others when one eat veal enough to make one burst. Mother Cou- 
 ,peau was for ever being seen in the street, hiding bundles under hen apron, and strolling 
 in the direction of the pawn-place in the Eue Polonceau. She strutted along with the air of 
 a devotee going to mass; for she did not dislike these errands ; haggling about money 
 amused her; this crying up of her wares like a second-hand dealer tickled her old woman's 
 fancy. The clerks in the Eue Polonceau knew her well ; they called her mother " Four 
 
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 THE " ASS0MM01R." 
 
 Francs," because she always asked for four francs when they offered her three on her 
 bundles as big as two sous' worth of butter. Gervaise would have pawned the whole 
 place ; she was seized with a mania for putting everything up the spout ; she would have 
 had her head shaved, if she could have got anything lent to heron her hair. It was too con- 
 venient ; one could not help sending there for money when one was. in want of a four-pound 
 loaf. Every article of clothing found its way there — the linen, the coats, even the tools 
 and the furniture. At first, she took advantage of the good weeks to get the things out 
 again, even though she had to send them back the week after. Then she gave up caring 
 for her things, and either let the tickets run out, or sold them. 
 
 One thing alone gave her a pang — it was having to pawn'her clock to pay an accepfc 
 
 3cepfcwice 
 
THE "ASSOMMOIR." 
 
 189 
 
 for twenty francs to a bailiff who came to seize her goods. Until then, she had sworn 
 rather to die of hunger than to part with her clock. When mother Coupeau carried it 
 away in a little bonnet-box, she sunk on to a chair, without a particle of strength left in 
 her arms, her eyes full of tears, as though a fortune was being torn from her. But when 
 mother Coupeau reappeared with twenty-five francs, the unexpected loan, the five francs 
 
 profit consoled her; she at once sent the 
 old woman ou r t again for four sous' worth 
 of brandy in a glass, just to toast the five- 
 franc piece. Often now, whenever they were 
 on good terms together, they would share a 
 drink on a corner of the work-table, generally 
 a mixture, half brandy and half black currant 
 ratafia. Mother Coupeau had a knack for 
 bringing back the glass brimful in the pocket 
 of her apron without spilling a drop. There 
 was no need for the neighbours to know, 
 was there ? The truth was that the neigh- 
 bours knew perfectly well. The green- 
 grocer, the tripe-seller, the grocer's men 
 would say to each other : " Hallo ! the old 
 woman's off to uncle's," or else : " Hallo ! 
 the old woman's bringing her liquor in her 
 pocket." And that naturally incensed every 
 one against Gervaise. She guttled every- 
 thing ; she would soon have finished up her 
 shanty. Yes, yes, only three or four more 
 mouthfuls,and therewould notbeastraw left. 
 In the midst of this general demolish- 
 ment, Coupeau continued to prosper. The 
 confounded tippler was as well as well could 
 be. The sour wine and the " vitriol " posi- 
 tively fattened him. He eat a great deal, 
 and laughed at that stick Lorilleux, who 
 accused drink of killing people, and answered 
 him by slapping himself on the stomach, the 
 skin of which was so stretched by the fat 
 that it resembled the skin of a drum. He 
 would play him a tune on it, the glutton's 
 vespers, with rolls and beats loud enough 
 to have made a quack's fortune. But 
 Lorilleux, annoyed at having himself no 
 stomach to speak of, said that it was 
 yellow fat, which was bad. Nevertheless, 
 Coupeau got more drunk than ever, for 
 the sake of his health. His pepper and salt hair, waving about his head, dropped off 
 like the ashes of a fire-brand. His drunkard's face, with its monkey-shaped jaw, was 
 colouring like a pipe, assuming the purple tinge of wine. And he remained a child of 
 gaiety ; he behaved roughly to his wife, whenever she took it into her head to teli him 
 of her embarrassments. Were men made to have to do with such bothering matters? 
 The store-cupboard might be in want of bread, that was nothing to him. He required 
 his fill morning and evening, and. he never troubled himself as to where it came from.- 
 When he allowed weeks to go by without doing a stroke of work, he became more exacting 
 still. At the same time he continued to give Lantier friendly slaps on the shoulder. He 
 was certainly ignorant of his wife's misconduct — at least, many persons, the Boches, the 
 Poissons, swore by all that was holy that he had not the least suspicion, and that something 
 dreadful would happen if he ever became aware of it. But his own sister, Madame Lerat, 
 shook her head, and related that she knew some husbands who did not at all object to such 
 a state of things. One night Gervaise herself, who was coming from the hatter's room, 
 shivered with fright on receiving a knock behind in the dark ; but she ended by reassuring 
 herself, thinking that she had come in contact with the frame-work of the bedstead. 
 
 MOTHER COUPEAU. 
 
190 THE "ASSOMMOIR." 
 
 Really, the situation was too dreadful ; her husband could not be amusing himself by 
 playing jokes upon her. 
 
 There was no falling-off in Lantier either. He took great care of himself, measuring 
 his stomach by the waistband of his trousers, with the constant dread of having to loosen 
 the buckle or draw it tighter ; he considered himself just right, and out of coquetry neither 
 desired to grow fatter nor thinner. That made him hard to please in the matter of food, for 
 he regarded every dish from the point of view of keeping his waist as it was. Even 
 when there was not a sou in the house, he required eggs, cutlets, light and nourishing things. 
 Since he had been sharing the mistress with the husband, he considered himself entitled to 
 fully half of everything in the house ; he piaked up any twenty sou pieces which hap- 
 pened to be lying about, made Gervaise obey his smallest behests, grumbled, yelled, and 
 seemed more at home than the zinc-worker himself. In short, it was a crib that had two 
 masters. And the left-hand one, who was the more cunning, pulled the blanket over 
 himself, took the best share of everything, of the wife, the food, and the rest of it. He was 
 skimming the Coupoaus, that was all ! He no longer took the trouble to churn his butter 
 on the quiet, but did it in public. Nana continued to be bis favourite, because he liked 
 nice little girls. He bothered himself less and less about Etienne ; boys, according to 
 him, should know how to get along by themselves. Whenever any one called and asked 
 for Coupcau, he was always sure to find the hatter there, in his slippers and his shirt sleeves, 
 coming out of the back room with the annoyed look of a husband who has been disturbed ; 
 and he would answer for Coupeau, saying that it was all the same. 
 
 Between these two gentlemen, Gervaise did not laugh every day. She had nothing to 
 complain of as regards her health, thank goodness ! She also was growing too fat But 
 two men for ever on her back, to coddle and satisfy, was often more than she could manage. 
 Ah ! good heavens ! one husband is already too much for a woman ! The worst was that 
 they got on very well together, the rogues. They never quarrelled ; they would chuckle 
 in each other's faces, as they sat 0i an evening after dinner, their elbows on the table ; 
 they would rub up against one another all the live-long day, like cats which seek and 
 cultivate their pleasure. The days when they came home in a rage, it was on her that they 
 vented it. Go it! hammer away at the animal ! She had a good back; it made them 
 all the better friends when they yelled together. And it never did for her to give them 
 tit-for-tat. 
 
 At first, when one shouted, she would give the other an imploring look, to obtain a 
 good word from him. Only, it seldom succeeded. She bore it meekly now, she bent her 
 fat shoulders, understanding that it amused them to jostle her about, she was so round, 
 a regular ball. Coupeau, who was very foul-mouthed, treated her to some abominable 
 language. Lantier, on the contrary, chose his insults, getting hold of words which no one 
 else made use of, and which wounded her far more. Luckily, one gets accustomed to every- 
 thing ; the bad words, the injustice of the two men ended by gliding off her smooth skin 
 as though it were oil-cloth. She had even reached the point of preferring them when 
 angry, because, on the occasions when they were nice, they bothered her far more, always 
 after her, not even letting her iron a cap in peace. Then they would ask her for dainty 
 dishes, she was to salt and not to salt, say white and say black, nurse them, and put 
 them to by-by one after the other in cotton wool. At the end of the week her head was 
 splitting, and her limbs could do no more, her brain was in a whirl, and her eyes were like 
 a lunatic's. Such an existence soon wears out a woman. 
 
 Yes, Coupeau and Lantier were wearing her out, that was the word ; they were burning 
 her at both ends, as one says of a candle. The zinc-worker, sure enough, lacked educa- 
 tion ; but the hatter had too much, or at least he had education in the same way that 
 dirty people have a white shirt, with uncleanliness underneath it. One night, she dreamt 
 that she was on the edge of a well ; Coupeau was knocking her into it with a blow of bis 
 fist, whilst Lantier was tickling her in the ribs to make her fall quicker. Well ! that re- 
 sembled her life. Ah ! she was at a good school, it was not at all surprising if she fell lower 
 and lower. The people of the neighbourhood were not very just when they reproached 
 her for the bad ways she was getting into, for her misfortune was not of her making. At 
 times, when she lost herself in reflection, a shiver ran through her frame. Then she 
 would think that things might have turned out worse than they had. For instance, it was 
 better having two men to bother her than to lose her two arms. And she would consider 
 that her position was perfectly natural, there were so many others just the same ;\, she 
 tried to get a little happiness out of it for herself. What proved how largely it wasKbe 
 
THE "ASSOMMOIK." 191 
 
 coming a matter of course, was that she did not detest Coupeau any more than she did 
 Lantier. In a play, at the Gaiety, she had seen a strumpet who abhorred her husband, 
 and who poisoned him for the sake of her lover ; and it made her angry, because she felt 
 nothing of the sort in her own heart. Was it not more sensible to live all three together in 
 a friendly manner ? No, no, none of that nonsense ; it upset one's life, which was not 
 very amusing as it was. In short, in spite of the debts, in spite of the poverty which 
 threatened them, she would have admitted herself to be very comfortable, and very con- 
 tent, if the zinc-worker and the hatter had worked her and bullied her a trifle less. 
 
 Towards the autumn, unfortunately, things became worse. Lantier pretended he was 
 getting thinner, and pulled a longer face over the matter every day. He grumbled at 
 everything, sniffed at the dishes of potatoes — a mess he could not eat, he would say, with- 
 out having the colic. The least jangling now turned to quarrels, in which they accused one 
 another of being the cause of all their troubles, and it was a devil of a job to restore har- 
 mony before they all retired for the night. When there is no more bran, the donkeys fight 
 together, do they not? Lantier scented the coming destitution ; it exasperated him to 
 find that the place was pretty well all eaten up, so completely cleaned out, that he foresaw 
 the day when he would have to take his hat and seek for a nest and his pap elsewhere. 
 He had grown accustomed to his diggings, having fallen into little habits, and been 
 coddled by every one ; a regular happy land, the delights of which he would never be able 
 to replace. Well ! one cannot stuff oneself up to one's ears and still have the pieces on one's 
 plate. He became enraged with his stomach, for, after all, it was his stomach which had 
 swallowed up everything. But he did not reason thus ; he felt a fierce rancour against the 
 others for having allowed themselves to be cleared out in two years. Really, the Coupeaus 
 were not very broad-backed. So he maintained that Gervaise was not sufficiently econo- 
 mical. Jove's thunder ! what was going to become of them all? His friends were failing 
 him just as he was on the point of concluding a fine stroke of business, six thousand francs 
 salary in a manufactory, sufficient to enable the little family to lead a life of luxury. 
 
 One evening in December they had no dinner at all. There was not a radish left. 
 Lantier, who was very glum, went out early, wandering about in search of some other 
 den where the smell of the kitchen would bring a smile to one's face. He would now 
 remain for hours beside Ihe stove wrapt in thought. Then, suddenly, he began to evince 
 a great friendship for the Poissons. He no longer chaffed the policeman by calling him 
 JSadingue ; he even went so far as to admit that the Emperor was perhaps a decent fellow. 
 He seemed especially to esteem Virginie, a woman of sense, he would say, and one who 
 would know perfectly well how to bring her ship home. It was evident he was getting 
 on the right side of them. It even seemed that he was trying to arrange to board with 
 them. But he had something in his head far more complicated than that. Virginie having 
 acquainted him with her desire to set up in some sort of business, he agreed with every- 
 thing she said, and declared that her idea was a most brilliant one. She was just the 
 person for trade — tall, engaging, and active. Oh ! she would make as much as she liked. 
 As the money, inherited from an aunt, had been ready for a long time, she was quite 
 right to throw up the few dresses she had to do each season, and start in business ; and 
 he mentioned persons who were making their fortunes : the greengrocer at the corner of 
 the street, and a little china-dealer on the exterior Boulevard ; for the time was splendid, 
 one might even have sold the sweepings of the counters. Virginie, however, hesitated; she 
 was looking for a shop that was to be let, she did not wish to leave the neighbourhood. 
 Then, Lantier would take her into corners and converse with her in an undertone for ten 
 minutes at a time. He seemed to be urging her to do something in spite of herself; and 
 she no longer said " no," but appeared to authorise him to act. It was as a secret between 
 them, with winks and words rapidly exchanged, some mysterious understanding which 
 betrayed itself even in their handshakings. 
 
 From this moment, the hatter would covertly watch the Coupeaus whilst eating their 
 dry bread, and, becoming very talkative again, would deafen, them with his continual 
 jeremiads. All day long, Gervaise moved in the midst of that poverty which he so 
 obligingly spread out. He was not speaking for himself, good heavens ! He would starve 
 with his friends as much as one liked. Only, prudence required that one should fully un- 
 derstand one's position. They owed at least five hundred francs in the neighbourhood 
 — to the baker, the charcoal-dealer, the grocer, and the others. Besides which, they were 
 two quarters' rent behindhand, which meant two hundred and fifty francs ; the landlord, 
 M. Marescot, even spoke of having them evicted, if they did not pay him by the 1st of 
 
192 THE "ASSOMMOIR." 
 
 January. Finally, the pawn-place had absorbed everything, one could not have got to- 
 gether three francs' worth of odds and ends, the clearance had been so complete ; the nails 
 remained iu the walls, and that was all, and perhaps there were two pounds of them at 
 three sous the pound. Gervaise, thoroughly entangled in it all, her nerves quite upset by 
 this calculation, would fly into a passion and bang her fists down upon the table, or else 
 she would end by bursting into tears like a fool. One night she exclaimed : 
 
 " I'll be off to-morrow ! I prefer to put the key under the door and to sleep on the pave- 
 ment rather than continue to live in such frights." 
 
 " It would be wiser," said Lantier slyly, " to get rid of the lease, if you could find 
 some one to take it. When you are both decided to give up the shop — " 
 
 She interrupted him more violently : 
 
 " At once, at once ! Ah ! it'll be a good riddance ! " 
 
 Then the hatter became very practical. On giving up the lease, one would no doubt 
 get the new tenant to be responsible for the two overdue quarters. And he ventured to 
 mention the Poissons, he reminded them that Virginie was looking out for a shop ; their's 
 would perhaps suit her. He remembered that he had heard her say she longed for one 
 just like it. But, when Virginie's name was mentioned, the laundress suddenly regained 
 her composure. One would see about it ; one always talked of giving up everything when 
 in a passion, only the thing did not seem so easy when one took time to consider about it 
 
 During the following days, it was in vain that Lantier harped upon the subject. Ger- 
 vaise replied that she had seen herself worse off and had pulled through. It would be 
 a wonderful improvement when she no longer had her shop ! It would not put bread into 
 her mouth. She would, on the contrary, engage some fresh workwomen, and work up a 
 fresh connection. She said that for the sake of struggling against the hatter's sound argu- 
 ments, for he pictured her on the ground, crushed beneath their debts, and without the least 
 hope of ever getting up again. But he again made the mistake of pronouncing Virginie's 
 name, and she then became furiously obstinate. No, no, never ! She had always had her 
 . doubts of Virginie ; if Virginie coveted the shop, it was for the purpose of humbling her. 
 She would perhaps have given it up to the first woman in the street, but not to that tall 
 hypocrite who had certainly been waiting for years to see her take the final leap. Oh, 
 that explained everything. She now understood why yellow sparks lighted up the cat's 
 eyes of that drab. Yes, Virginie still had the spanking at the wash-house on her mind ; 
 she was all the while quietly nursing her rancour. Well, she would do wisely to put 
 her spanking under glass, if she did not wish to receive a second one. And it would not take 
 long ; she could get herself ready for it. 
 
 In the face of this flow of unpleasant language, Lantier began by attacking Gervaise. 
 He called her wooden-head, slander-box, mother grumbler, and even went so far as to abuse 
 Coupeau, accusing him of not knowing how to make his wife respect his friend. Then, 
 realizing that passion would compromise everything, he swore that he would never again in- 
 terest himself in other people's affairs, for one always got more kicks than thanks ; and in- 
 deed he appeared to have given up all idea of talking them into parting with the lease, 
 but he was really watching for a favourable opportunity of broaching the subject again, 
 and of bringing the laundress round to his views. 
 
 January had now arrived ; the weather was horrible, both damp and cold. Mother 
 Coupeau, who had coughed and choked all through December, was obliged to take to her 
 bed after Twelfth-night It was her annuity, which she looked forward to every winter. 
 But that winter, every one who knew her said that she would only leave her room feet first ; 
 and she had in all truth an awful rattling in her throat, which had the real ring of the 
 coffin about it; yet for all that she was big and plump, though already blind of one eye,, 
 and with half her face contorted. Her children, sure enough, would not have finished her 
 off, only she had been lingering for so long, she was such an encumbrance that they inwardly 
 desired her death as -a deliverance for everybody. She herself would bo far happier, for 
 she had lasted her time, had she not ? and when one has lasted one's time, one has nothing 
 to regret. The doctor who had been called in once had not even come again. They gave 
 her an infusion, by way of not abandoning her entirely. Every hour some one looked in to 
 see if she were still alive. She no longer spoke, she was suffocating too much ; but with 
 her eye that was still good, clear and full of life, she would look fixedly at the people ; and 
 so many things were reflected in that eye : regret for her youth, sadness at seeing her 
 family so anxious to be rid of her, anger with that vicious Nana, who now openly got up 
 in the night and watched through the glass door in her night-gown. 
 
THE "ASSOMMOIK." 193 
 
 One Monday evening, Coupeau came home screwed. Ever since his mother was in 
 danger, he had lived in a continual state of deep emotion. When he was iu bed, snoring 
 soundly, Gervaise turned about the place for a while. She was in the habit of watching dur- 
 ing a part of the night. Nana, however, showed herself very brave, always sleeping beside 
 the old woman, and saying that if she heard her die, she would alarm' everyone. That 
 night, as the child was asleep, and the invalid appeared to be dozing peaceably, the laundress 
 ended by yielding to Lantier, who was calling to her from his room, where he advised her 
 to come and get a little rest. They only kept a candle alight, standing on the ground 
 behind the wardrobe. But, towards three o'clock, Gervaise abruptly jumped out of bed, 
 shivering and oppressed with anguish. She had fancied she felt a cold breath pass over her 
 body. The morsel of candle had burnt out ; she tied on her petticoats in the dark, all be- 
 wildered, and -with feverish hands. It was not till she got into the little room, after knock- 
 ing up against the furniture, that she was able to light a small lamp. In the midst of 
 the oppressive silence of night, the zinc-worker's snores alone sounded as two grave notes. 
 Nana, stretched on her back, was breathing gently between her pouting lips. And Gervaise, 
 holding down the lamp, which caused big shadows to dance about the room, cast the light 
 on mother Coupeau's face, and beheld it all white, the head lying on the shoulder, the eyes 
 wide open. Mother Coupeau was dead. 
 
 Gently, without uttering a cry, icy cold yet prudent, the laundress returned to Lantier's 
 room. He had gone to sleep again. She bent over him, and murmured : 
 
 " I say, it's all over, she's dead." 
 
 Heavy with sleep, only half awake, he grunted at first : 
 
 " Leave me alone, get into bed. We can't do her any good if she's dead." 
 
 Then, he raised himself up on his elbow, and asked : 
 
 "What's the time?" 
 
 "Three o'clock." 
 
 " Only three o'clock ! Get into bed quick. You'll catch cold. When it's daylight, 
 we'll see what's to be done." 
 
 But she did not listen to him, she dressed herself completely. Then, he rolled himself 
 up in the blanket, and turned his head to the wall, talking of the confounded obstinacy of 
 women. What need was there of such a hurry to let every one know that there was a 
 death in the house 1 ? It was doubly dismal in the middle of the night ; and he was exas- 
 perated at having his rest broken by unpleasant thoughts. However, when she had re- 
 moved her things into her own room, even her hair-pins, she sat down and sobbed to her 
 heart's content, no longer fearing being discovered with the hatter. At bottom, she really 
 loved mother Coupeau. She felt a great grief, after having in the first instance only experi- 
 enced fear and annoyance at her having chosen such an awkward time for going off. 
 And she "wept all alone, very bitterly in the silence, without the zinc-worker ceasing his 
 snoring ; he heard nothing, she had shaken and called him, then she had decided to let 
 him be, reflecting that it would only be a fresh worry if he did wake up. On returning to 
 the body, she found Nana sitting up in bed rubbing her eyes. The child understood, and 
 with her vicious urchin's curiosity, stretched out her neck to get a better view of her 
 grandmother ; she said nothing, but she trembled slightly, surprised and satisfied in the 
 presence of this death which she had been promising herself for two days past, like some 
 nasty thing hidden away and forbidden to children ; and her young cat-like eyes dilated 
 before that white face all emaciated at the last hiccough by the passion of life, she felt 
 that stiffness in her back which held her behind the glass door when she crept there to spy 
 on what was no concern of chits like her. 
 
 " Come, get up," said her mother in a low voice. " You can't remain here." 
 
 She regretfully slid out of bed, turning her head round and not taking her eyes off the 
 
 corpse. Gervaise was much worried about her, not knowing where to put her till day-time. 
 
 , She was about to tell her to dress herself, when Lantier, in his trousers, and slippers, rejoined 
 
 her ; he could not get to sleep again, and was rather ashamed of his behaviour. Then, 
 
 everything was arranged. 
 
 " She can sleep in my bed," murmured he. " She'll have plenty of room." 
 
 Nana looked at her mother and Lantier with her big clear eyes, and put on her stupid 
 air, the same as on New Year's day when any one made her a present of a box of chocolate 
 drops. And there was certainly no need for them to hurry her ; she trotted off in her night- 
 gown, her bare tootsies scarcely touching the tiled floor ; she glided like a snake into the 
 bed which was still quite warm, and she lay stretched out and buried in it, her slim body 
 
194: THE " ASSOMMOIR." 
 
 scarcely raising the counterpane. Each time her mother entered the room, she beheld her 
 with her eyes sparkling in her motionless face, not sleeping, not moving, very red and ap- 
 pearing to reflect on her own affairs. 
 
 Lantier assisted Gervaise in dressing mother Conpeau ; and it was not an easy matter, 
 for the body weighed heavy. One would never have thought that that old woman was so 
 fat, and so white. They put on her stockings, a white petticoat, a short linen jacket, and 
 a white cap ; in short, the best of her linen. Coupeau continued snoring, a high note and 
 a low one, the one sharp, the other flat ; one could almost have imagined it to be church 
 music accompanying the Good Friday ceremonies. When the corpse was dressed and pro- 
 perly laid out on the bed, Lantier poured himself out a ylass of wine, for he felt quite up- 
 set. Gervaise searched the chest of drawers to find a little brass crucifix which she had 
 brought from Plassans ; but she recollected that mother Coupeau had in all probability 
 sold it herself. They had lighted the stove; and they passed the rest of the night, half 
 asleep on chairs, finishing the bottle of wine that had been opened, worried and sulking, 
 as though it was their own fault. 
 
 Towards seven o'clock, before daylight, Coupeau at length awoke. When he learnt his 
 loss he at first stood still with dry eyes, stuttering, and vaguely thinking that they were 
 playing him some joke. Then, he threw himself on the ground and went and knelt 
 beside the corpse ; he kissed it and wept like a calf, with such a copious flow of tears that 
 he quite wetted the sheet with wiping his cheeks. Gervaise had recommenced sobbing, 
 deeply affected by her husband's grief, and the best of friends with him again ; yes, he 
 was better at heart than she had thought he was. Coupeau's despair mingled with a 
 violent pain in his head. He passed his fingers through his hair, his mouth was dry like 
 on the morrow of a booze, and he was still a little on in spite of his ten hours sleep. And, 
 clinching his fists, he complained aloud. Damnation ! she was gone now, his poor mother 
 whom he loved so much! Ah ! what a headache he had, it would settle him! It was 
 like a wig of fire, and now they were tearing out his heart ! No, it was not just of fate 
 thus to set itself against a man ! 
 
 " Come, cheer up, old fellow," said Lantier, raising him from the ground, " you must 
 pull yourself together." 
 
 He poured him out a glass of wine, but Coupeau refused to drink. 
 
 " What's the matter with me? I've brass in my throat. It's mamma, when I saw her 
 I got a taste of brass in my mouth. Mamma, my God ! mamma, mamma ! " 
 
 And he recommenced crying like a child. Ail the same he drank the glass of wine, to 
 put out the fire which was burning his chest. Lantier soon went off on the pretext of in- 
 forming the family and of registering the death at the mayor's. He wanted some fresh 
 air. Therefore he did not hurry himself, but strolled along smoking cigarettes and enjoying 
 the sharp cold of the morning. On leaving Madame Lerat's, he entered one of the Batig- 
 nolles milk shops and had a good cup of hot coffee. And he stayed there quite an hour 
 wrapt in thought. 
 
 Towards nine o'clock, the family was all united in the shop, the shutters of which 
 were kept up. Lorilleux did not cry ; moreover, he had some pressing work to attend 
 to, and he returned almost directly to his room, after having stalked about with a face 
 put' on for the occasion. Madame Lorilleux and Madame Lerat embraced the Coupeaus 
 and wiped their eyes, from which a few tears were falling. But the first named, after 
 giving a hasty glance round about the body, suddenly raised her voice to say that it was 
 unheard of, that one never left a lighted lamp beside a corpse ; there should be a 
 candle, and Nana was sent to purchase a packet of tall ones. Ah well ! it made one long 
 to die at the Hobbler's, she laid one out in such a fine fashion! What a fool, not even to 
 know what to do with a corpse ! Had she then never buried any one in her life ? Madame 
 Lerat had to go to the neighbours and borrow a crucifix ; she brought one back which was 
 too big, a cross of black wood with a Christ in painted cardboard fastened to it, whica 
 covered the whole of mother Coupeau's chest, and seemed to crush her under its weight. 
 Then they tried to obtain some holy water, but no one had any, and it was again Nana 
 who was sent to the church to bring some back in a bottle. In time sufficient to turn round, 
 the tiny room presented quite another appearance ; on a little table a candle was burning 
 beside a glass full of holy water into which a sprig of box was dipped. Now, if any one 
 came, it would at least look decent. And they arranged the chairs in a circle in the shop 
 for receiving people. 
 
 Lantier only returned at eleven o'clock. He had been to the undertaker's for information- 
 
THE "ASSOMMOIR." 
 
 195 
 
 NANA CONTEMPLATING THE BODY OP HER DEAD GRANDMOTHER. 
 
 " The coffin is twelve francs," said he. "If you desire a mass, it will be ten francs more. 
 Then there's the hearse, which is charged for according to the ornaments." 
 
 "Oh! that's quite unnecessary," murmured Madame Lorilleux, raising her head in a sur- 
 prised and anxious mariner. " We can't bring mamma to life again, can we I One must do 
 according to one's means." 
 
 "Of course, that's just what I think.," resumed the hatter. "I merely asked the 
 prices to guide you. Tell me what you desire ; and after lunch I will give the orders." 
 
 They talked in a low voice, in the dim light which entered the shop through the cracks 
 in the shutters. The door of the little chamber was kept wide open ; and, from that gap- 
 ing aperture, issued the great stillness of death. Children's laughter rose in the courtyard, 
 a troop of urchins were dancing in a ring in the pale winter sunshine. All on a sudden, one 
 heard Nana, who had escaped from the Bodies', where she had been sent. She was issuing 
 her commands in her shrill voice, and the heels beat time on the paving-stones, whilst 
 these words were sung and ascended in the air like the noise of some chattering birds : 
 
 " Our donkey, our donkey, 
 He has got a bad leg. 
 Madame has had him made 
 A pretty little sock, 
 And some lilac-colour shoes, oes, oes, 
 And some lilac-colour shoes ! " 
 
 Gervaise waited to say in her turn : 
 
 " We're not rich certainly ; but all the same we wish to act decently. If mother Cou- 
 peau has left us nothing, it's no reason for pitching her into the ground like a dog. No. we 
 must have a mass, and a hearse with a few ornaments." 
 
19G THE "ASSOMMOIR." 
 
 " And who will pay for them 1 " violently inquired Madame Lorillcux. " Not we, who 
 lost some money last week; not you either, as you're stumped. Ah ! you ought however 
 to see where it has led you, this trying to astonish people ! " 
 
 Coupeau, when consulted, mumbled something with a geBture of profound indifference, 
 and then fell asleep again on his chair. Madame Lerat said that she would pay her share. 
 She was of Gervaise's opinion, they should do things decently. Then, the two of them fell 
 to making calculations on a piece of paper : in all, it would amount to about ninety 
 francs, because they decided, after a long discussion, to have a hearse ornamented with a 
 narrow scallop. 
 
 " We're three," concluded the laundress. " We'll give thirty francs a piece. It won't 
 ruin us." 
 
 But Madame Lprilleux broke out in a fury. 
 
 " Well ! I refuse, yes, I refuse ! It's not for the thirty francs. I'd give a hundred 
 thousand, if I had them, and if it would bring mamma to life again. Only, I don't like 
 vain people. You've got a shop, you only dream of showing off before the neighbour- 
 hood. We don't fall in with it, we don't. We don't try to make ourselves out what we are 
 not. Oh ! you can manage it to please yourself. Put plumes- on the hearse if it amuses you." 
 " No one asks you for anything," Gervaise ended by answering. " Even though I 
 should have to sell myself, I'll not have anything to reproach myself with. I've fed 
 mother Coupeau without your help, and I can certainly bury her without your help also. 
 I already once before gave you a bit of my mind : I pick up stray cats, I'm not likely to 
 leave your mother in the mire." 
 
 Then, Madame Lorilleux burst into tears, and Lantier had to prevent her from leaving. 
 The quarrel had become so noisy, that Madame Lerat energetically said "hnsh !" and thought 
 it her duty to go softly into the little chamber, and give a sorrowful and auxious glance 
 at the dead woman, as though she feared she would find her come to life again, and listen- 
 ing to the discussion going on so near her. At this moment the troop of little girls in 
 the courtyard again broke out with their song, Nairn's piercing voice being heard high 
 above the others : 
 
 " Our donkey, our donkey, 
 Has got a stomach-ache. 
 Madame has had him made 
 A nice little waist-band. 
 And some lilac-colour shoes, oes, oes, 
 And some lilac-colour shoes ! " 
 
 " Dear me ! how those children grate on one's nerves with their singing !" said Gervaise, 
 all upset and on the point of' sobbing with impatience and sadness, to the hatter. . "Do 
 please make them leave off, and send Nana back to the doorkeeper's with a kick." 
 
 Madame Lerat and Madame Lorilleux went away to have their lunch, and promised 
 to return. The Coupeaus sat down to table, and ate some ham, but without any appetite, 
 and not daring to clatter their forks against their plates. They were very much bothered 
 and bewildered with that poor mother Coupeau, who weighed heavily upon their shoulders, 
 and whose presence appeared to them to fill all the rooms. Their life seemed turned topsy- 
 turvy. At first they wandered about unable to find things ; they felt stiff like on the 
 morrow of a jollification. Lantier soon made again for the door to return to the under- 
 taker's, taking with him Madame. Lerat's thirty francs and sixty francs that Gervaise had 
 gone, bareheaded like a mad-woman, and borrowed of Goujet. In the afternoon some visitors 
 called, neighbours devoured by curiosity, who arrived heaving tremendous sighs and rolling 
 tearful eyes ; they entered the little room and stared at the corpse, making the sign of the 
 cross and shaking the sprig of box dipped in the holy water ; then they sat down in the 
 shop, where they talked interminably of the dear woman, without tiring of repeating the 
 same phrase for hours together. Mademoiselle Remanjou had noticed that her right eye 
 had remained open, Madame Gaudron kept obstinately repeating that she thought she had 
 a beautiful colour for her age, and Madame Fauconnier was stupefied at the recollection 
 of having seen her take her coffee three days before. Really, one went off precious quick ; 
 they had better all be making their preparations. 
 
 Towards evening the Coupeaus were beginning to have had enough of it. It was too 
 great an affliction for a family to have to keep a corpse so long a time. The government 
 ought to have made a new law on the subject. AH through another evening, another 
 night and another morning — no ! it would never come to an end. When one no longer 
 weeps, grief turns to irritation; is it not sol One would end by misbehaving oneself. 
 
THE "ASSOMMOIR." 197 
 
 Mother Coupeau, dumb and stiff in the depths of the narrow chamber, was spreading 
 more and more over the lodging and becoming heavy enough to crush the people in it. And 
 the family, in spits of itself, gradually fell into its ordinary mode of life, and lost some por- 
 tion of its respect. 
 
 " You must have a mouthful with us," said Gervaise to Madame Lerat and Madame 
 Lorilleux, when they returned. "We're too sad; we must keep together." 
 
 They laid the cloth on the work-table. Each one, on seeing the plates, thought of the 
 feastings they had had on it. Lantier had returned. Lorilleux came down. A pastry-cook 
 had just brought a meat pie, for the laundress was too upset to attend to any cooking. As 
 they were taking their seats, Boche came to say that M. Marescot asked to be admitted, and 
 the landlord appeared, looking very grave, and wearing a broad decoration on his frock- 
 coat. He bowed in silence, and went straight to the little room, where he knelt down. 
 He was very pious ; he prayed in the collected manner of a priest, then made the sign of 
 the cross in the air, whilst he sprinkled the body with the sprig of box. All the family, 
 leaving the table, stood up, greatly impressed. M. Marescot, having finished his devotions, 
 passed into the shop and said to the Coupeaus : 
 
 " I have called for the two quarters' rent that's overdue. Are you prepared to pay ? " 
 
 " No, sir, not quite," stammered Gervaise, greatly put out at hearing this mentioned 
 before the Lorilleux. " You see, with the misfortune which has fallen upon us — " 
 
 "No doubt, but every one has his troubles," resumed the landlord, spreading out his 
 immense fingers, which indicated the former workman. " I am very sorry, but I cannot 
 wait any longer. If I am not paid by the morning after to-morrow, I shall be obliged to 
 have you put' out." 
 
 Gervaise, struck dumb, imploringly clasped her hands, her eyes full of tears. With 
 an energetic shake of his big bony head, he gave her to understand that supplications 
 were useless. Besides, the respect due to the dead forbade all discussion. He discreetly 
 retired, walking backwards. 
 
 " A thousand pardons for having disturbed you," murmured he. " The morning after 
 to-morrow; do not forget." 
 
 And as, on withdrawing, he again passed before the little room, he saluted the corpse 
 a last time, through the wide open door, by devoutly bending his knee. 
 
 They commenced by eating quickly, so as not to appear to be taking any pleasure in 
 it. But when they reached the dessert, they lingered, overcome by a desire to take their 
 •ease. Now and again Gervaise, or one of the sisters, went and peeped into the little room, 
 with her mouth full, and without even laying down her napkin; and when she regained 
 her seat,* finishing what she was eating, the others looked at her for a second, to ascertain 
 if everything was going on all right close by. Then the ladies disturbed themselves less 
 frequently ; mother Coupeau was' forgotten. ' They had made a big bowl of coffee, and 
 very strong too, so as to keep themselves awake all night. The Poissons looked in 
 towards eight o'clock. They invited them to take a glass. Then Lantier, who had 
 been watching Gervaise's face, seemed to seize an opportunity that he had been waiting for 
 ever since the morning. In speaking of the indecency of landlords who entered houses 
 where there was a corpse to demand their money, he said suddenly : 
 
 " He's a Jesuit, the beast, with his air of officiating at a mass ! But, in your place, I'd 
 just chuck up his shop altogether." 
 
 Gervaise, quite worn out, and feeling weak and nervous, gave way and replied : 
 
 " Yes, I shall certainly not wait for the bailiffs. Ah ! it's more than I can bear — more 
 than I can bear." 
 
 The Lorilleux, delighted at the idea that the Hobbler would no longer have a shop, 
 approved the plan immensely. One could hardly conceive the great cost a shop was. If 
 she only earned three francs working for others, she at least had no expenses ; she did not 
 risk losing large sums of money. They repeated this argument to Coupeau, urging him 
 on ; he drank a great deal, and remained in a continuous fit of sensibility, weeping all by 
 himself in his plate. As the laundress seemed to be allowing herself to be convinced, 
 Lantier looked at the Poissons and winked. Tall Virginie intervened, making herself amiable. 
 
 "You know, we might arrange the matter between us. I would relieve you of the 
 rest of the lease, and settle your matter with the landlord. In short, you would not be 
 worried nearly so much." 
 
 " No thanks," declared Gervaise, shaking herself, as though she felt a shudder pass 
 over her. " I'll work ; I've my two arms, thank heaven ! to help me out of my difficulties." 
 
198 THE " ASS0MM01R." 
 
 " We can talk about it some other time," the hatter hastened to put in. " It's scarcely 
 the thing to do so this evening. Some other time — to-morrow, for instance." 
 
 At this moment, Madame Lerat, who had gone into the little room, uttered a faiut cry. 
 She had had a fright, because she had found the candle burnt out. They all busied 
 themselves in lighting another ; and they- shook their heads, saying that it was not a 
 good sign when the light went out beside a corpse. 
 
 The wake commenced. Coupeau had gone to lie down, not to sleep, said he, but to 
 think ; and five -minutes afterwards he was snoring. When' they sent Nana off to sleep at 
 the Bodies', she cried ; she had been looking forward ever since the morning to being nice 
 and warm in her good friend Lantier's big bed. The Poissons stayed till midnight. Some 
 hot wine had been made in a salad-bowl, because the coffee affected the ladies' nerves too 
 much. The conversation became tenderly effusive. Virginie talked of the country :■ she 
 would like to be buried at the corner of a wood, with wild flowers on her grave. Madame 
 Lerat had already put by in her wardrobe the sheet for. her shroud, and she kept it 
 perfumed with a bunch of lavender ; she wished always to have a nice smell under her 
 nose when she would be eating the dandelions by the roots. Then, with no sort of trans- 
 ition, the policeman related that, he had arrested a fine girl that morning who had been 
 stealing from a pork-butcher's shop ; on undressing her at the commissary of police's, they 
 had found ten sausages hanging round her body. And, Madame Lorilleux having re- 
 marked, with a look of disgust, ihat she would not eat any of those sausages, the party 
 burst out into a gentle laugh. The wake became livelier, though not ceasing to preserve 
 appearances. 
 
 But just as they were finishing the hot wine, a peculiar noise, a dull trickling sound, 
 issued from the little room. All raised their heads and looked at each other. 
 
 " It's nothing," said Lantier quietly, lowering his voice. " She's emptying." 
 
 The explanation caused the others to nod their heads in a reassured way, and they 
 replaced their glasses on the table. 
 
 At length, the Poissons withdrew. Lantier went off at the same time : he was going 
 to sleep at a friend's, said he, so as to leave his bed for the ladies, who could rest upon it 
 for an hour, each in turn. Lorilleux went off to bed all alone, repeating that such a thing 
 had never happened to him siuce his marriage. Then, Gervaise. and the two sisters, being leit 
 with Coupeau, who was sleeping, settled themselves round the stove, on which they kept 
 some warm coffee. They sat there, huddled together, bent double, with their hands under 
 their aprons, their noses over the fire, conversing very low, in the great silence which en- 
 veloped the neighbourhood. Madame Lorilleux lamented that she had no black dress, yet 
 she would have liked to avoid having to purchase one, for they were very hard up, very 
 hard up ; and she questioned Gervaise, asking her if mother Coupeau had not left a black 
 skirt, that skirt which was given her on her saint's day. Gervaise was obliged to fetch the 
 skirt. It would do if taken in a little at the waist. But Madame Lorilleux also wanted 
 some old linen, talked of the bed, of the wardrobe, of the two chairs, and looked about 
 for any odds and ends which ought to be divided. There was almost a quarrel. Madame 
 Lerat made peace between them ; she was more just ; the Coupeaus had had the care of the 
 mother, they had well earned the few things she had left. And all three again dozed over 
 the stove, gossiping monotonously. 
 
 The night seemed terribly long to them. Now and again they shook themselves, drank 
 some coffee, and stretched their necks in the direction of the little room, where the candle, 
 which was not to be snuffed, was burning with a dull red flame, increased by the black thiefs 
 on the wick. Towards morning, they shivered, in spite of the great heat of the stove. 
 Anguish, and the fatigue of having talked too much, was stifling them, whilst their mouths 
 were parched, and their eyes ached. Madame Lerat threw herself on Lantier's bed, and 
 snored like a man ; whilst the other two, their heads falling forward, and almost touching 
 their knees, slept before the fire. At daybreak, a shudder awoke them. Mother Coupeau's 
 candle had again gone out ; and as, in the obscurity, the dull trickling sound recommenced, 
 Madame Lorilleux gave the explanation of it anew in a loud voice, so as to reassure herself: 
 
 " She's emptying," repeated she, lighting another candle. 
 
 The funeral was to take place at half-past ten. A nice morning to add to the night and 
 the day before ! That is to say, Gervaise, though without a sou, would have given a 
 hundred francs to anybody who would have come and taken mother Coupeau away three 
 hours sooner. No, one may iove people, but they are too great a weight when they are dead ; 
 and even the more one has loved them, the sooner one would like to be rid of their bodies. 
 
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 THE WAKE OF MOTHER COUPEAU. 
 
 The morning of a funeral is, fortunately, full of diversions. One has all sorts of pre- 
 parations to make. To begin with, they lunched. Then, it happened to be old Bazouge, 
 the mute, who lived on the sixth floor, who brought the coffin and the sack of bran. He 
 was never sober, the worthy fellow., At eight o'clock that day, he was still lively from the 
 booze of the day before. 
 
 " This is for here, isn't it 1 " asked he. 
 
 And he laid down the coffin, which creaked like a new box. But as he was throwing 
 the sack of bran on one side, he stood with a look of amazement in his eyes, his mouth 
 opened wide, on beholding Gervaise before him. 
 
 " Beg pardon, excuse me. I've made a mistake,'' stammered he. " I was told it was 
 for here." 
 
 He had already taken up the sack again, and the laundress was obliged to call to him : 
 
 " Leave it alone, it's for here." 
 
 "Ah ! Jove's thunder! let's understand each other! " resumed he, slapping his thigh. 
 " I see, it's the old lady." - 
 
200 THE "ASSOMMOIR." 
 
 Gervaise turned quite pale. Old Bazouge had brought the coffin for her. By way of 
 apology, he tried to be gallant, and continued : 
 
 "I'm not to blame, am I? It was said yesterday that some one on the ground floor 
 had cooked their toes. Then I thought — You know, in our business, these things enter by 
 one ear and go out by the other. All the same, allow me to congratulate you. As late 
 as possible, eh ? That's best, though life isn't always amusing ; ah ! no, by Jove ! " 
 
 She listened to him and drew back, with the fear that he would seize her in his big 
 dirty hands, and carry her away in his box. Once already, on her wedding night, he had 
 told her that he knew women who would thank him if he came to take them away. Well, 
 she had not yet got to that point ; it gave her a chill down the back. Her life was spoilt, 
 but she had no wish to go off so soon. Yes, she would rather starve for years, than die the 
 death, just the matter of a second. 
 
 " He's abominably drunk," murmured she, with an air of disgust mingled with dread. 
 "They, at least, oughtn't to send us tipplers. We pay dear enough." 
 
 Then the mute became insolent, and jeered. 
 
 " I say, little woman, it's only put off till another time. T'm entirely at your service, 
 remember ! You've only to make me a sign. I'm the ladies' consoler. And don't spit 
 on old Bazonge, because he's held in his arms finer ones than you, who let themselves be 
 tucked in without a murmur, very pleased to continue their by-by in the dark." 
 
 " Hold your tongue, old Bazouge ! " said Lorilleux, severely, having hastened to the 
 spot on hearing the noise, " such jokes are highly improper. If we complained about you, 
 you would get the sack. Come, be off, as you've no respect for principles." 
 
 The mute moved away, but one could hear him stuttering as he dragged along the pave- 
 ment, 
 
 " Well ! what? principles ! There's no such thing as principles, there's no such thing 
 as principles — there's only honesty ! " 
 
 At length ten o'clock struck The hearse was late. There were already several 
 people in the shop, friends and neighbours — M. Madinier, My-Boots, Madame Gaudron, 
 Mademoiselle Remanjou ; and every minute, a man's or a woman's head was thrust out of 
 the gaping opening of the door, between the closed shutters, to see if that creeping hearse 
 was in sight. The family, all together in the back room, was shaking hands. Short 
 pauses occurred, interrupted by rapid whisperings, a tiresome and feverish waiting, with 
 sudden rushes of skirts — Madame Lorilleux who had forgotten her handkerchief, or else 
 Madame Lerat who was trying to borrow a prayer-book. Every one on arriving beheld the 
 open coffin in the centre of the little room before the bed ; and in spite of oneself, each stood 
 covertly studying it, calculating that plump mother Coupeau would never squeeze into 
 it' They all, looked at each other with this thought in their eyes, though without com- 
 municating it. But there was a slight pushing at the street door. M. Madinier, extend- 
 ing his arms, came and said, in a low, grave voice, 
 
 " Here they are ! " 
 
 It was not the hearse though. Four mutes entered hastily in single file, with their 
 red faces, their hands all numbed like persons in the habit of moving heavy things, and 
 their rusty black clothes wearing white from constant rubbing against coffins. Old Bazouge 
 walked first, very drunk and very proper. As soon as he was at work he found his equili- 
 brium. They did not utter a word, but slightly bowed their heads, already weighing 
 mother Coupeau with a glance. And they did not dawdle ; the poor old woman was 
 packed in, in the time one takes to sneeze. The shortest, a young chap who squinted, had 
 emptied the bran into the coffin, and Bpread it out, kneading it as though he wished to 
 make bread. An ether, a tall lean fellow, with a funny look, laid the sheet over it. Then 
 one, two, off you go ! The four of them seized hold of the body and lifted it up, two at 
 the feet and two at the head. One could not toss a pancake quicker. The persons who 
 were stretching their necks might have thought that mother Coupeau had herself jumped 
 into the box. She glided into it as though quite at home. Oh ! a perfect fit, so perfect 
 that one heard her rub against the new wood. She touched on all sides, a regular 
 picture in a frame. But anyhow she was in, which fact greatly surprised the lookers-on. 
 She had surely diminished in size since the night before. 
 
 The mutes were now standing up and waiting ; the little one with a squint took the 
 coffin lid, by way of inviting the, family to bid their last farewell, whilst Bazouge had filled 
 his mouth with nails and was holding the hammer in readiness. Then Coupeau, his two 
 sisters, and Gervaise threw themselves on their knees and kissed the mamma who was 
 
THE "ASSOMMOIR." 201 
 
 going away, weeping bitterly, the hot tears falling on and streaming down the stiff face 
 cold as ice. There was a prolonged sound of sobbing. The lid was placed on, and old 
 Bazouge knocked the nails in with the style of a packer, two blows for each ; and thev 
 none of them listened any longer to their own weeping in that din, which resembled the 
 noise of furniture being repaired. It was over. The time for starting had arrived. 
 
 " What a fuss to make at such a time ! " said Madame Lorilleux to her husband as she 
 caught sight of the hearse before the door. 
 
 The hearse was creating quite a revolution in the neighbourhood. The tripe-seller 
 called to the grocer's men, the little clockmaker came out on to the pavement, the neigh- 
 bours leant out of their windows ; and all these people talked about the scallop with its 
 white cotton fringe. Ah ! the Coupeaus would have done better to have paid their debts. 
 But, as the Lorilleux said, when one is proud it shows itself everywhere and in spite of 
 everything. 
 
 " It's shameful ! " repeated Gervaise at the same moment, speaking of the chain-maker 
 and his wife. " To think that those skinflints have not even brought a bunch of violets 
 for their mother ! " 
 
 The Lorilleux, true enough, had come empty-handed.- Madame Lerat had given a wreath 
 of artificial flowers. And a wreath of immortelles and a bouquet bought by the Coupeaus 
 were also placed on the coffin. The mutes had had to bring all their muscle into play to 
 raise the coffin and get it into the hearse. It was some time before the procession was 
 formed. Coupeau and Lorilleux, in frock coats and with their hats in their hands, were 
 chief mourners ; the first, in his emotion, which two glasses of. white wine early in the 
 morning had helped to sustain, clung to his brother-in-law's arm, with no strength in his 
 legs and a violent headache. Then followed the other men : M. Madinier, very grave and 
 all in black, My-Boots, wearing a great coat over his blouse, Boche, whose yellow trousers 
 produced the effect of a petard, Lantier, Gaudron, Bibi-the-Smoker, Poisson, and others 
 besides. The ladies came next : in the first row Madame Lorilleux, dragging the deceased's 
 skirt, which she had altered; Madame Lerat, hiding under a shawl her hastily got-up 
 mourning, a gown with lilac trimmings ; and following them Virginie, Madame Gaudron, 
 Madame Fauconnier, Mademoiselle Remanjou, and the rest. When the hearse started 
 and slowly descended the Rue de la Goutte-d'Or, amidst signs of the cross and heads bared, 
 the four mutes took the lead, two in front, the two others on the right and left. Gervaise 
 had remained behind to close the shop. She left Nana with Madame Boche, and ran to 
 rejoin the procession, whilst the child, held by the doorkeeper under the porch, watched 
 with a deeply interested gaze her grandmother disappear at the end of the street, in that 
 beautiful carriage. 
 
 Just at the moment when the laundress, all out of breath, reached the tail end of the ^ 
 profession, Goujet also joined it. He went with, the men ; but he looked back and nodded 
 to her, so gently that she felt all on a sudden very wretched and again burst into tears. 
 She was no longer crying for mother Coupeau only ; she was bewailing something abomin- 
 able, which she could not have put into words, and which was stifling her. She kept her 
 handkerchief pressed to her eyes all the way. Madame Lorilleux, with dry and inflamed 
 cheeks, looked at her sideways, with an air of accusing her of doing it all for show. 
 
 The ceremony at the church was soon got through. The mass dragged a little though, 
 because the priest was very old. My-Boots and Bibi-the-Smoker preferred to remain outside, 
 on account of the collection. M. Madinier studied the priests all the while, and com- 
 municated his observations to Lantier : those jokers, though so glib with their Latin, did 
 not even know a word of what they were saying; they buried a person just in the same 
 way that they would have baptised or married him, without the least feeling in their heart. 
 Then, M. Madinier blamed all those ceremonies, those lights, those sad voices, and that 
 display before the families. Really, one lost one's relatives twice, at home and at church. 
 And all the men agreed with him ; for it was another painful moment, when, the mass over, 
 there was a mumbling of prayers, and the persons present had to pass before the coffin, 
 sprinkling it with holy water. 
 
 Happily, the cemetery was not far off, the little cemetery of La Chapelle, a bit of a 
 garden which opened on to the Rue Marcadet. The procession arrived disbanded, with 
 stampings of feet and everybody talking of his own affairs. The hard earth resounded, 
 and many would have liked to have moved about to keep themselves warm. The gaping 
 hole, beside which the coffin was laid, was already frozen over,. and looked white and stony, 
 like a plaster quarry ; and the followers, grouped round little heaps of gravel, did not find 
 
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 THE LITTLE CEMETERY OP LA CHAPELLE. 
 
 it pleasant standing in such piercing cold, whilst looking at the hole likewise bored them. 
 At length, a priest in a surplice came out of a little cottage ; he shivered, and one could 
 see his steaming breath at each de profundis that he uttered. At the final sign of the 
 cross he bolted off, without the least desire to' go through the service again. The sexton 
 took his shovel, but on account of the frost he was only able to detach large lumps of 
 earth, which beat a fine tune down below, a regular bombardment of the coffin, an enfilade 
 of artillery sufficient to make one think the wood was splitting. One may be a cynic, 
 nevertheless that sort of music soon upsets one's stomach. The weeping recommenced. 
 
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 They moved oft', they even got outside, but they still heard the detonations. My-Boots, 
 blowing on his fingers, uttered an observation aloud : 
 
 " Ah ! Jove's thunder ! no ! poor mother Coupeau won't feel very warm ! " 
 
 " Ladies and gentlemen," said the zinc-worker to the few friends who remained in the 
 street with the family, '"will you permit us to offer you some refreshments 1" 
 
 And he was the first to enter a wine-shop in the Eue Marcadet, the " Arrival at the 
 Cemetery." Gervaise, remaining outside, called Goujet, who was moving off, after agair. 
 nodding to her. Why didn't he accept a glass of wine 1 He was in a hurry, he was going 
 back to the workshop. Then, they looked at each other a moment without speaking. 
 
 " I must ask your pardon for troubling you about the sixty francs," at length murmured 
 the laundress. " I was half crazy, I thought of you — " 
 
 "Oh! don't mention it; you're fully forgiven," interrupted the blacksmith. "And 
 you know, I'm quite at your service if any misfortune should overtake you. But don't 
 say anything to mamma, because she has her ideas, and I don't wish to cause her annoyance." 
 
 She was still looking at him ; and, on beholding him so good, so sad, with his beautiful 
 yellow beard, she was on the point of agreeing to his old proposal, that of going away with 
 him and living happy together somewhere. Then another wicked thought came into her 
 head, which was to- borrow of him the money for the two over-due quarters' rent at no 
 matter what cost. She trembled, and resumed in a caressing tone of voice : 
 
 " We're not bad friends, are we 1 " 
 
 He shook his head as he answered, 
 
 " No, certainly not ; we shall never be bad friends. Only, you understand, all is over." 
 
 And he went off with long strides, leaving Gervaise bewildered, listening to his last 
 words which rang in her ears with the clang of a big bell. On entering the wine-shop, she 
 seemed to hear a hollow voice within her which said, " All is over, well ! all is over ; there 
 is nothing more for me to do if all is over ! " Sitting down, she swallowed a mouthful of 
 bread and cheese, and emptied a glass full of wine which she found before her. 
 
 It was a long, low room on the ground floor, and was furnished with two big tables. 
 Bottles of wine, quarter loaves of bread, and large slices of Brie cheese on three plates 
 were spread out in a row. The party was just having a snack, without either table-cloth 
 or knives. Farther off, beside the roaring stove, the four mutes were finishing their lunch. 
 
 " Dear me ! " explained M. Madinier, " we each have our turn. The old folks make 
 room for the young ones. Your lodging will seem very empty to you now when you go 
 home." 
 
 " Oh ! my brother's going to give notice," said Madame Lorilleux quickly. " That 
 shop's ruination." 
 
 They had been working upon Coupeau. Every one was urging him to give up the lease. 
 Madame Lerat herself, who had been on very good terms with Lantier and Virginie for 
 some time past, and who was tickled with the idea that they were a trifle smitten with 
 each other, talked of bankruptcy and jirison, putting on most terrified airs. And, suddenly, 
 the zinc-worker, already overdosed with liquor, flew into a passion, his emotion turning to 
 fury. 
 
 " Listen," cried he, poking his nose in his wife's face ; " I inteud that you shall listen 
 to me ! Your confounded head will always have its own way. But, this time, I intend 
 to have mine, I warn you ! " 
 
 " Ah ! well," said Lantier, " one never yet brought her to reason by fair words ; it 
 wants a mallet to drive it into her head." 
 
 And both fell to abusing her for a while. That did not prevent the jaws from working 
 — the Brie cheese disappeared, the bottles of wine flowed like fountains. However, Ger- 
 vaise was fast giving way before the attack. She answered nothing, but hurried herself, 
 her mouth ever full, as though she had been very hungry. When they got tired, she 
 gently raised her head and said, 
 
 "That's enough, isn't it? I don't care a straw for the shop ! I want no more of it. 
 Do you understand t Tt can go to the deuce ! All is over ! " 
 
 Then they ordered some more breads and cheese and talked business. The Poissons 
 took the rest of the lease and agreed to be answerable for the two quarters' rent overdue. 
 Boche, moreover, pompously agreed to the arrangement in the landlord's name. He even 
 then and there let a lodging to the Coupeaus — the vacant one on the sixth floor, in the 
 same passage as the Lorilleux apartment. As for Lantier, well ! he would like to keep 
 his room, ii" it did not inconvenience the Poissons. The policeman bowed ; it did not in- 
 
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 convenience him at all ; friends always get on together, in spite of any difference in their 
 political ideas. And Lantier, without mixing himself up any more in the matter, like a 
 man who has at length settled his little business, helped himself to an enormous slice of 
 bread and cheese ; he leant back in his chair and ate devoutly, his blood tingling beneath 
 his skin, his whole body burning with a sly joy, and he blinked his eyes to peep first at 
 Gervaise and then at Virginie. 
 
 "Hi! old Bazouge ! " called Coupeau, "come and have a drink. We're not proud; 
 we're all workers." 
 
 The four mutes who were 
 going off returned to clink glasses 
 with the company. It was no 
 reproach ; but the lady they had 
 been handling weighed heavy, and 
 it was well worth a glass of wine. 
 Old Bazouge stared at the laun- 
 dress, but did not utter an un- 
 becoming word. She rose from 
 her seat, feeling uneasy, and left 
 the men who were all getting 
 tipsy. Coupeau, who was as 
 drunk as a pig, re-commenced 
 bellowing and said it was grief. 
 
 That evening, when Gervaise 
 found herself at home again, she 
 remained in a stupefied state on 
 a chair. It seemed to her that 
 the rooms were immense and de- 
 serted. Really, it would be a 
 good riddance. But it was cer- 
 tainly not only mother Coupeau 
 that she had left at the bottom 
 of the hole in the little garden of 
 the Rue Marcadet. She missed 
 too many things, most likely a 
 part of her life, and her shop, and 
 her pride of being an employer, 
 and other feelings besides, which 
 she had buried on that day. Yes, 
 the walls were bare, and her heart 
 also; it was a complete clear out, 
 a tumble into the pit. And she 
 felt too tired; she would pick 
 herself up again later on if she 
 could. 
 
 At ten o'clock, when undress- 
 ing, Nana cried and stamped. She wanted to sleep in mother Coupeau's bed. Her 
 mother tried to frighten her ; but the child was too precocious. Corpses only filled her 
 with a great curiosity ; so that, for the sake of peace, she was allowed to lie down in 
 mother Coupeau's place. She liked big beds, the chit ; she spread herself out and rolled 
 about. She slept uncommonly well that night in the warm and pleasant feather bed. 
 
CHAPTER X. 
 
 The Coupeaus' new lodging was on the sixth floor, staircase B. After passing Mademoiselle 
 Remanjou's door, one followed the passage on the left. Then came another turning. The 
 first door was the Bijards'. Almost opposite, in a hole without air, under a little staircase, 
 which ascended to the roof, old Bru slept. Two lodgings farther on, one came to 
 Bazouge's. Then, next to Bazouge's was the Coupeaus', a room and a closet, looking on to 
 the courtyard. And there were only two more families along the passage before coming 
 to the Lorilleux, who were right at the end. 
 
 A room and a closet, no more. The Coupeaus perched there now. And the room was 
 scarcely larger than one's hand. And they had to do everything in there — eat, sleep, and 
 all the rest. Nana's bed just squeezed into the closet ; she had to dress in her father and 
 mother's room, and her door was kept open at night-time so that she should not be suffo- 
 cated. There was such little room, that Gervaise had sold some things to the Poissons 
 when she gave up the shop, not being able to find space for everything. What with the 
 bed, the table, and four chairs, the lodging was about full. With a broken heart, unable 
 to separate herself from her chest of drawers, she had encumbered what little space re- 
 mained with this great lumbering piece of furniture, which blocked up half the window. 
 One half could never be opened, and but little light and cheerfulness could enter. When- 
 ever she wanted to look down into the courtyard, there was not room for her elbows, as she 
 was growing very stout, and she was obliged to lean out sideways, straining her neck in 
 order to see. 
 
 During the first few days, the laundress would continually sit down and cry. It 
 seemed to her too hard, not being able to move about in her home, after having been used 
 to so much room. She felt stifled ; she remained at the window for hours, squeezed be- 
 tween the wall and the, drawers, and getting a stiff neck. It was only there that she could 
 breathe freely. The courtyard, however, scarcely inspired her with other than sad 
 thoughts: Opposite to her, on the sunny side, she beheld her dream of bygone days, that 
 window on the fifth floor where, every spring, some scarlet runners twined their slender 
 stems over an arbour made of string. Her room was on the shady side, where pots of 
 mignonette would not last a week. Ah ! no, life was not taking a pleasant turn, it was 
 scarcely the existence she had hoped for. Instead of spending her old age amidst flowers, 
 she was already floundering in things which were not very clean. 
 
 On leaning out one day, Gervaise experienced a peculiar sensation : she fancied she beheld 
 herself down below, near the doorkeeper's room under the porch, her nose in the air, and 
 examining the house for the first time ; and this leap thirteen years backwards caused 
 her heart to throb. The courtyard had not changed, the bare frontages were scarcely 
 blacker or more leprous, a stench still ascended from the sinks rotting with rust ; on 
 the lines at the windows, clothes and children's napkins continued to hang out to dry ; 
 down below, the uneven pavement was littered with the cinders from the locksmith's 
 and the shavings from the carpenter's ; even, in the damp corner near the water-tap* 
 there was a beautiful blue pool that had flowed from the dyer's, a blue as delicate as the 
 blue of other days. But she herself felt terribly changed and worn. To begin with, she 
 was no longer below, her face raised to heaven, feeling content and courageous, and aspiring 
 to a handsome lodging. She was right up under the roof, among the lousy ones, in the 
 dirtiest hole, the part that never received a ray of sunshine. And that explained her 
 tears ; she could scarcely feel enchanted with her fate. 
 
 However, when Gervaise had grown somewhat used to it, the early days of the little 
 family in their new home did not pass off so badly. The winter was almost over, and 
 the trifle of money received for the furniture sold to Virginie, helped to make things com- 
 fortable. Then, with the fine weather came a piece of luck, Coupeau was engaged to work 
 in the country, at Etampes ; and he was there for nearly three months without once 
 getting drunk, cured for a time by the fresh air. One has no idea what a quench it is to 
 the tippler's thirst, to leave Paris where the streets are full of the fumes of wine and 
 brandy. On his return, he was as fresh as a rose, and he brought back in his pocket four 
 hundred francs, with which they paid the two overdue quarters' rent of the shop that the 
 
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 Poissons had become answerable for, and also the most pressing of their little debts in the 
 neighbourhood. Gervaise thus opened two or three streets through which she had not 
 passed for a long time. She had naturally become an ironer again at so much a day. 
 Madame Fauconnier, a very worthy woman providing one flattered her, had been willing to 
 re-engage her. She even paid her three francs, the same as to a first class workwoman, 
 out of regard for her former position of employer. Thus it seemed as though the couple 
 would manage to jog aloDg. With work and economy, Gervaise even saw the day when 
 they would be able to pay everyone and arrange an existence that would be supportable. 
 She promised herself that, however, in the feverishness arising from the big sum cf money 
 earned by her husband. When cool, she accepted life as it came, saying that beautiful 
 things never lasted. 
 
 What the Coupeaus most suffered from at that time, was seeing the Poissons take up 
 their abode at their shop. They were not naturally of a particularly jealous disposition, 
 but people aggravated them, purposely expressing amazement in their presence at the em- 
 bellishments of their successors. The Boches, the Lorilleux especially, never tired. Ac- 
 cording to them, no one had ever seen so beautiful a shop. And they talked of the dirty 
 state in which the Poissons had found the premises, relating that the cleaning alone had 
 cost thirty francs. Virginie, after a great deal of hesitation, had decided to go in for 
 the nicest part of the grocery business, dealing in such things as sweetmeats, chocolate, 
 coffee, and tea. Lantier had warmly recommended this line to her, saying that euurmous 
 sums were to be made out of dainties. The shop was painted black, and relieved with 
 yellow fillets, two genteel colours. Three carpenters worked eight days at arranging 
 everything — at the pigeon-holes, the glass-cases and the counter with shelves for the jars, 
 the same as at a confectioner's. The little inheritance which Poisson had in reserve must 
 have been a good deal eaten into ; but Virginie triumphed, and the Lorilleux, assisted by 
 the doorkeepers, did not spare Gervaise a pigeon-hole, a show-case or a glass jar, feeling 
 amused whenever they saw her change countenance. One may not be envious, but 
 nevertheless one loses one's temper when others put on one's boots and crush one with 
 them. 
 
 There was also a question of a man beneath all this. It was affirmed that Lantier had 
 broken off with Gervaise. The neighbourhood declared that it was quite right. In short, 
 it gave a moral tone to the street. And all the honour of the separation was accorded to 
 the crafty hatter in whom all the ladies continued to believe. Details were given — he 
 had been obliged to beat the laundress to make her keep quiet, she had such a furious pas- 
 sion for him. Naturally, no one told the real truth ; those who might have known it, 
 thought it too simple aiid not sufficiently interesting. As a matter of fact, Lantier had 
 indeed broken off with Gervaise, in this sense that he no longer had her day and night at 
 his disposal ; but he certainly went up to the sixth floor to see her, for Mademoiselle 
 llemanjou met him coming from the Coupeaus at most peculiar hours. In short, the con- 
 nection continued, by hook or by crook, in a "do as you are bid ""manner, without either 
 one or the other feeling much pleasure ; the remnant of a habit, a few reciprocal compla- 
 cencies, nothing more. Only, what complicated the situation, was that the neighbourhood 
 now put Lantier and Virginie between the same pair of sheets. There again the neigh- 
 bourhood was in too much of a hurry. No doubt, the hatter was making up to the tall 
 brunette; and that was bound to be, because she replaced Gervaise in everything and for 
 everything in the lodging. 
 
 A good joke was just then going about on the subject: it was pretended that one night 
 he had gone to seek Gervaise on his neighbour's pillow, and that he had brought back 
 Virginie instead, and had kept her without recognising her until daybreak, on account of 
 the obscurity. The story gave rise to much laughter, but Lantier was really not so far ad- 
 vanced, he scarcely ventured to pinch Virginie's hips. The Lorilleux all the same talked be- 
 fore the laundress of the amours of Lantier and Madame Poisson with a great amount of 
 feeling, hoping thereby to make her jealous. The Boches also gave out that never before 
 had they seen so handsome a couple. The funniest part of all this was that the Eue de 
 la Goutte-d'Or did not seem to take offence at the new family of three ; no, morality which 
 had been hard for Gervaise, was mild for Virginie. Perhaps the smiling indulgence of the 
 street came from the fact that the husband was a policeman. 
 
 Luckily, jealousy did not worry Gervaise much. Lantier's infidelities left her very calm, 
 because for a long time her heart had been as nothing in their relations. She had learnt, 
 without seeking to do so, some very nasty stories, intrigues between the hatter and all sorts 
 
THE "ASSOMMOIR." 207 
 
 of girls, the first, strumpets he came across in the street ; and it affected her so little, that 
 she had continued to be obliging, -without even feeling sufficient anger to break off the con- 
 nection. However, she did not accept her lover's new fancy so quietly. With Virginie, 
 it was quite another thing. They had both of them invented that for the sake of annoy- 
 ing her ; and if she laughed at trifles, she required to be treated with consideration. So 
 that, whenever Madame Lorilleux or some other spiteful creature made a point of saying 
 in her presence that Poisson could no longer pass under the Porte Saint-Denis, she would 
 turn quite pale, with a gnawing at her heart-strings and a burning sensation in her stomach. 
 She bit her lips, she avoided getting into a passion, not wishing to give such a pleasure to 
 her enemies. But she must have picked a quarrel with Lantier, for one afternoon Made- 
 moiselle Remanjou thought she recognised the sound of a slap ; besides, there certainly was 
 some disagreement between them, for Lantier did not speak to her for a fortnight. Then, 
 he was the first to make it up, and everything seemed to jog on as before as though 
 nothing had happened. The laundress preferred to make the best of a bad job, not caring 
 for a general pulling out of hair, and desirous of not making her life worse than it really 
 was. Ah ! she was no longer twenty ; she no longer loved men to the point of spanking 
 others for their dear sakes, and risking being locked up at the police-station. Only, she added 
 all this on to the rest. 
 
 Coupeau laughed. This easy-going husband, who would not see the cuckoldom in his 
 own home, chaffed immensely about Poisson's pair of horns. In his household it did not 
 count ; but in others, he thought it a rare joke, and he gave himself no end of pains to 
 watch for those accidents, when the neighbours' wives went and had a look at the wrong 
 side of the leaf. What a noodle he was, that Poisson ! and yet he carried a sword, and even 
 allowed himself to jostle people on the footpaths ! Then Coupeau had the cheek to ch.iff 
 Gervaise. Ah well ! her lover was indeed chucking her up ! She had no luck : the first 
 time, blacksmiths had turned out a failure, and, the second time, it was the hatters who 
 were found wanting. But then, too, she went in for trades that were not at all serious. 
 Why did she not take a mason, a fellow who would stick, who was used to mixing his 
 mortar firm 1 Of course he merely said these things by way of a joke, but all the same 
 Gervaise would turn quite green with terror, because he pierced her through and through 
 with his little grey eyes, as though he had wished to drive the words into her with a gimlet. 
 When he started on the chapter of abominations she never knew whether he was laughing 
 or not. A man who gets drunk from one end of the year to the other no longer knows 
 what he says, and there are husbands who, very jealous at twenty, at thirty become 
 through drink very easy-going on the question of conjugal fidelity. 
 
 It was a sight to see Coupeau swaggering about the Rue de la Goutte-d'Or ! He called 
 Poisson the cuckold. That shut up all the gossips' mouths ! The cuckold was no longer 
 himself. Oh, he knew what he knew. If he had pretended not to notice anything before, 
 it was apparently because he did not like rows. Each one appears to know what goes on 
 in his own home, and scratches himself where he itches. But it did not make him itch, 
 and he couldn't scratch himself just to please other people. Well ! and the policeman, did 
 he notice anything 1 ! Yet it was there sure enough this time. The lovers had been seen; 
 it was not a mere bit of scandalous gossip. And he got quite angry. He could not un- 
 derstand how a man, a person in the employ of the Government, could permit such a 
 scandal in his own home. The policeman must have been very fond of other people's 
 leavings, that was all. 
 
 On the nights when Coupeau felt dull, all alone with his wife in their hole under the 
 roof, this did not prevent his going down for Lantier and carrying him off by force. He 
 considered the nest a sad place, now that his comrade no longer shared it. He would 
 make him and Gervaise friends again whenever he saw them sulkiug. Jove's thunder ! 
 cannot one send those who are not satisfied to blazes? is it forbidden to amuse oneself as 
 one chooses 1 He chuckled, broad ideas lit up his drunkard's vacillating eyes, desires to 
 share everything with the hatter, just to beautify life. And it was especially on those 
 evenings that Gervaise was uncertain whether he spoke in jest or in earnest. 
 
 In -the midst of all this, Lantier put on the most consequential airs. He showed 
 himself both paternal and dignified. On three successive occasions he had prevented a 
 quarrel between the Coupeaus and the Poissons. The good understanding between the two 
 families formed a part of his contentment. Thanks to the tender, though firm, glances 
 with which he watched over Gervaise and Virginie, they always pretended to entertain a 
 great friendship for each other. He reigned over both blonde and brunette with the tran- 
 
208 THE "ASSOMMOIR." 
 
 quillity of a pasha, and fattened on his cunning. The rogue was still digesting the Cou- 
 peaus when he already began to devour the Poissons. Oh, it did not inconvenience him 
 much ! as soon as one shop was swallowed, he started on a second. It is only men of 
 his sort who ever have any luck. 
 
 It was in June of that year that Nana was confirmed. She was then nearly thirteen 
 years old, as tall as an asparagus shoot run to seed, and had a bold, impudent air about 
 her. The year before she had been sent away from the catechism class on account of her 
 bad behaviour ; and the priest had only allowed her to join it this time, through, fear of 
 losing her altogether, and of casting one more heathen on to the street. Nana danced for 
 joy as she thought of the white dress. The Lorilleux, being godfather and godmother, had 
 promised to provide it, and took care to let every one in the house know of their present. 
 Madame Lerat was to give the veil and the cap, Virginie the purse, and Lantier the 
 prayer-book ; so that the Coupeaus looked forward to the ceremony without any great 
 anxiety. Even the Poissons, wishing to give a house-warming, chose this occasion, no 
 doubt on the hatter's advice. They invited the Coupeaus and the Boches, whose little 
 girl was also going to be confirmed. They provided a leg of mutton and trimmings for 
 the evening in question. 
 
 It so happened that on the evening before, Coupeau returned home in a most abomin- 
 able condition, jiist as Nana was lost in admiration before the presents spread out on the 
 top of the chest of drawers. The Paris atmosphere was getting the better of him again ; 
 and he fell foul of his wife and cHld with drunken arguments and disgusting language, 
 which no one should have uttered at such a time. Nana herself was beginning to get 
 hold of some very bad expressions in the midst of the filthy conversations she was cou- 
 tinually hearing. On the days when there was a row, she would often call her mother 
 an old camel and a cow. 
 
 "And- bread!" yelled the zinc-worker. "I want my soup, you couple of jades! 
 There're females for you, always thinking of their finery ! I'll sit on the gew-gaws, you 
 know, if I don't get my soup ! " 
 
 " He's unbearable when he's screwed ! " murmured Gervaise, out of patience ; and, 
 turning towards him, she exclaimed : 
 
 " It's warming, don't bother us." 
 
 Nana was doing the modest, because she thought it nice on such a day. She con- 
 tinued to look at the presents on the chest of drawers, affectedly lowering her eyelids, and 
 pretending not to understand her father's naughty words. But the zinc-worker was an 
 awful plague on the nights when he had had too much. Poking his face right against her 
 neck, he said : 
 
 " I'll give you white dresses ! Are you going to stuff the body full of paper for titties 
 again, like last Sunday 1 Yes, yes, wait a bit ! I see you wriggling your breech. So 
 fine toys tickle your fancy. They excite your imagination. Just you cut away from there, 
 you ugly little slut ! Move your hands about, bundle all that into a drawer, or I'll clean 
 you with it ! " 
 
 Nana, with bowed head, did not answer a word. She had taken up the little tulle 
 cap, and was asking her mother how much it cost And as Coupeau thrust out his hand 
 to seize hold of the cap, it was Gervaise who pushed him aside, exclaiming : 
 
 " Do leave the child alone ! she's very good, she's doing no harm." 
 
 Then the zinc-worker let out in real earnest. 
 
 " Ah ! the strumpets ! The mother and daughter, they make the pair. It's a nice thing 
 to go to church just to leer at the men. Dare to say it isn't true, little slattern ! I'll 
 dress you in a sack, we'll see if it'll scratch your skin. Yes, in a sack, jutt to disgust 
 you, you and your priests. I don't want you to be taught anything worse than you know 
 already. Damnation ! Just listen to me, both of you ! " 
 
 At this, Nana turned round in a fury, whilst Gervaise had to spread out her arms to 
 protect the things which Coupeau talked of tearing. The child looked her father straight 
 in the face; then, forgetting the modest bearing inculcated by her confessor, she said, 
 clinching her teeth : " Pig ! " 
 
 As soon as the zinc-worker had had his soup, he snored. On the morrow, he awoke in 
 a very good humour. He still felt a little of the booze of the day before, but only just 
 sufficient to make him amiable. He assisted at the dressing of the child, deeply affected 
 by the white dress, and finding that a mere nothing gave the little vermin quite a young 
 lady look. And it was something to see Nana's style in her dress that was too short, and 
 
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 she smiling in an embarrassed way like a young bride. When she went downstairs, and 
 caught sight of Pauline, also ready dressed, standing outside the doorkeeper's room, she 
 stopped and examined her with her clear glance, and then became very nice indeed on 
 seeing that her friend did not look as well as herself, and, moreover, had the appearance of 
 a bundle. 
 
 The two families started off together for the church. Nana and Pauline walked first, 
 their prayer-books in their hands, and holding down their veils on account of the wind ; 
 they did not speak, but were bursting with delight at seeing the people come to their shop- 
 doors, and they pouted devoutly every time they heard any one say as they passed that 
 they looked very nice. Madame Boche and Madame Lorilleux lagged behind, because they 
 were interchanging their ideas about the Hobbler, a gobble-all, whose daughter would never 
 have been confirmed it the relations had not found everything for her ; yes, everything, 
 even a new chemise, out of respect for the holy altar. Madame Lorilleux particularly 
 busied herself with her present, the dress, crushing Nana with a look, and calling her " big 
 slut " each time the child got a little dust on her skirt, by going too near the shop 
 windows. 
 
 At church, Coupeau wept all the time. It was stupid, but he could not help it. It 
 affected him to see the priest holding out bis aims, and all the little girls, looking like 
 angels, pass before him clasping their hands j and the music of the organ stirred up his 
 stomach, and the pleasant smell of the incense forced him to sniff, the same as though 
 some one had thrust a bouquet of flowers into his face. In short, he saw everything 
 cerulean, his heart was touched. There was a canticle especially, something extra sweet, 
 sung whilst the children were taking the communion, which seemed to run with a shiver 
 down his neck and'-'his backbone. Round about him, too, all the sensitive people were 
 soaking their pocket handkerchiefs. Really, it was a bright day, the brightest day of his 
 life. Only, when, on coming out of church, he went to drink*a glass of wine with Lorilleux, 
 who had kept his own eyes dry, and who chaffed him, he got in a passion, and accused the 
 rooks of burning the devil's herbs in their churches in order to unman people. But, 
 all the same, he made no secret of it, his eyes had melted, and that merely proved that 
 he had not got a paving-stone in place of a heart. And he ordered the glasses to be filled 
 again. 
 
 That evening, the Poissons' house-warming was very. lively. Friendship reigned with- 
 out a hitch from one end of the feast to the other. When bad times arrive, one thus comes 
 in for some pleasant evenings, hours during which sworn enemies love each other. Lantier, 
 with Gervaise on bis left and Virginie on his right, was most amiable to both of them, 
 lavishing little tender caresses like a cock who desires psace in his poultry-yard. Opposite 
 to them, Poisson maintained the calm and dignified air of a policeman accustomed to think 
 of nothing, and with a sort of bandage over his eyes during his long wanderings over his beat. 
 But the queens of the feast were the two little ones, Nana and Pauline, who had been al- 
 lowed to keep on their things ; they sat bolt upright, through fear of spilling anything 
 on their white dresses, and at every mouthful they were told to hold up their chins, so as 
 to swallow cleanly. Nana, greatly bored by all this fuss, ended by slabbering her wine 
 over the body of her dress, so it was taken off, and the stains were at once washed out in 
 a glass of water. 
 
 Then, at dessert, the children's future careers were gravely discussed. Madame Boche 
 had decided that Pauline should learn the business of a piercer of gold and silver ; one 
 could earn from five to six francs a day at it. Gervaise had not made up her mind, Nana 
 showed no vocation for anything. Oh ! she ran about the streets, she had a taste for that ; 
 but, at everything else, she was butter-fingered. 
 
 " In your place," said Madame Lerat, " I would bring her up as an artificial flower- 
 maker. It is a pleasant and clean employment." 
 
 " Flower-makers," murmured Lorilleux, " are girls who all follow the first fellow that 
 asks them." 
 
 "Well! and I?" retorted the tall widow, biting her lips. "You're not over gallant. 
 You know, I'm not a she-dog. I don't put my paws up in the air whenever anyone whistles ! " 
 
 But the others made her leave off. 
 
 " Madame Lerat ! oh ! Madame Lerat ! " 
 
 And they drew her attention with winks to the two young girls who had been con- 
 firmed, and who were burying their noses in their glasses, so as not to laugh. Out of 
 decency, the men themselves had up till then all chosen their words. But Madame Lerat 
 
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 would not accept, the lesson. What she had just said, she had heard in the very best society. 
 Besides, she flattered herself she knew her mother tongue ; she had often been compli- 
 mented on her way of speaking, even before children, without over violating the laws of 
 decency. 
 
 " There are some very respectable women amongst the artificial flower-makers, just 
 you be pleased to understand ! " shouted she. " They're made like other women ; they're 
 not all skin, of course. Only, they keep themselves in bounds; they choose with taste 
 when they do what isn't right. Yes, they owe it all to the flowers. It's what preserved me." 
 
 "Well !" interrupted Gervaise, "I've no dislike for the artificial flower-making. Only, 
 it must please Nana, that's all I care about ; one should never thwart children on the ques- 
 tion of a vocation. Come, Nana, don't be stupid ; tell me now, would you like to make 
 flowers?" 
 
 The child, bending over her plate, was gathering up the cake crumbs with her wet finger, 
 which she afterwards sucked. She did not hurry herself. She grinned in her vicious way. 
 
 " Why yes, mamma, I should like to," she ended by declaring. 
 
 Then the matter was at once settled. Coupeau was quite willing that Madame Lerat 
 should take the child with her on the morrow to the place where she worked in the Rue du 
 Caire. And they all talked very gravely of the duties of life. Boche said that Nana and 
 Pauline were women now that they had partaken of the communion. Poisson added that 
 for the future they ought to know how to cook, mend socks, and look after a house. Some- 
 thing was even said of their marrying, and of the children they would some day have. The 
 youngsters listened and laughed in their sleeves, rubbing up against one another, red and 
 awkward in their white dresses, their hearts swelling with the pride of being women. But 
 what tickled them most was when Lantier chaffed them, asking them if they had not al- 
 ready got little husbands. And they forced Nana to own that she had a great affection 
 for Victor Fauconnier, the son of the laundress's former mistress. 
 
 " Ah well ! " said Madame Lorilleux to the Boches, as they were all leaving, " she's our 
 god-daughter, but as they're going to put her into the artificial flower-making, we don't 
 wish to have anything more to do with her. Another drab for the Boulevards. She'll take 
 her hook before six months are over." 
 
 On going up to bed, the Coupeaus agreed that everything had passed off well, and 
 that the Poissons were not at all bad people. Gervaise even considered the shop was 
 nicely got up. She was expecting to suffer a great deal in thus spending the evening in 
 her old lodging, where others were strutting about now j and she was surprised at not 
 having felt angry for a single moment. Nana, who was undressing, asked her mother if 
 the dress of the young lady on the second floor who had been married the month before was 
 a muslin one like hers. 
 
 V But that was their last happy day. Two years passed by, during which they'sank 
 deeper and deeper. The winters especially cleared them out. If they had bread to eat 
 during the fine weather, the rain and cold came accompanied by hunger, by drubbings before 
 the empty cupboard, and by dinner-hours with nothing to eat in the Siberia of their little 
 larder. That scamp December entered their home under the door, and he brought every 
 ill imaginable — the closing of the work-shops, the benumbed idleness engendered by the 
 frost, the black misery of continual wet weather. The first winter, they still had a fire at 
 times, huddling round the stove, preferring to be warm rather than to eat ; the second 
 winter, the stove did not even once have the rust off it, it froze the room with its lugu- 
 brious air of a cast-iron milestone. And what took the life out of their limbs, what above 
 all utterly crushed them, was the rent. Oh ! the January quarter, when there was not a 
 radish in the house and old Boche came up with the receipt ! Then it blew colder, a regu- 
 lar tempest from the north. M. Marescot arrived the following Saturday, wrapped up in a 
 good warm overcoat, his big hands hidden in woollen gloves ; and he was for ever talking 
 of ejecting them, whilst the snow continued to fall outside, as though it were preparing a 
 bed for them on the pavement, with white sheets. To have paid the quarters rent they 
 would have sold their very flesh. It was the rent which emptied the larder and the 
 stove. 
 
 In the entire house, moreover, a general lamentation ascended. There was weeping on 
 every floor ; a music of misfortune resounded up the staircases and along the passages. 
 Had there been a corpse in every home, it would not have produced a more abominable 
 noise of wailing. A regular day of the last judgment, the end of the end, life rendered 
 utterly impossible, the annihilation of the poor. The woman on the third floor had to go 
 
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 and do eight days at the corner of the Rue Belhommo. A workman, the mason on the 
 fifth floor, had robbed his employer. 
 
 No doubt, the Coupeaus had only themselves to blame. Life may be a hard fight, 
 but one always pulls through when one is orderly and economical — witness the Lorilleux, 
 who paid their rent to the day, the money folded up in bits of dirty paper ; but they, 
 it is true, led a life of starved spiders, which would disgust one with work. Nana as yet 
 earned nothing at flower-making ; she even cost a good deal for her keep. At Madame 
 Fauconnier's, Gervaise was beginning to be looked down upon. She was no longer so 
 expert ; she bungled her work to such an extent that the mistress had reduced her wages 
 to forty sous a. day, the price paid to the clumsiest. With all that she was very proud 
 and very susceptible, throwing in every one's teeth her former position of a person in busi- 
 ess. Some days she never turned up at all, whilst on others she would leave in the 
 midst of her work, simply through a fit of temper ; for instance, on one occasion she was 
 so annoyed at Madame Fauconnier's engaging Madame Putois, and at having thus to iron 
 side by side with her former workwoman, that she had gone off and had not returned for 
 a fortnight. When she had recovered her temper, she would be taken back out of charity, 
 which embittered her still more. Naturally, when the end of the week came, she had not 
 much money to receive ; and, as she often bittterly observed, it would finish one Saturday 
 by her owing something to her employer. 
 
 As for Coupeau, he did perhaps work, but in that case he certainly made a present 
 of his labour to the Government ; for since the time he returned from Etampes, Gervaise 
 had never seen the colour of his money. She no longer looked in his hands when he 
 came home on pay-days. He arrived swinging his arms, his pockets empty, and often with- 
 out his handkerchief; well ! yes, he had lost his rag, or else some rascally comrade had 
 sneaked it. At first he rendered accounts ; he invented all sorts of lies — ten francs for a 
 subscription, twenty francs fallen through a hole which he showed in his pocket, fifty francs 
 disbursed in paying off imaginary debts. Then he had no longer troubled himself to give 
 any explanations. The money evaporated, that was all ! It moved from his pocket into 
 his stomach, and that was a funnier way of bringing it home to his missus. On Madame 
 Boche's advice, the laundress would sometimes go and watch for her husband at the door 
 of the workshop at closing time, so as to secure the coin he had just received. But that 
 did not help her much ; some of his comrades would warn Coupeau, and the money would 
 glide into his shoes or some purse dirtier still. Madame Boche was very cunning in this 
 respect, because Boche was in the habit of doing her out of pieces of ten francs, which 
 he hid for the purpose of standing treat to amiable ladies of his acquaintance. She would 
 inspect the smallest corners of his clothes ; she generally found the coin that had not 
 answered to the roll-call sewed up in the peak of his cap, between the leather and the cloth. 
 Ah ! it was not the zinc-worker who padded his rags with gold ! He stuffed it under his 
 flesh. Yet Gervaise could not take her scissors and rip open his stomach. 
 
 Yes, it was their fault, if every season found them lower and lower. But that's the 
 sort of thing one never tells oneself, especially when one's down in the mire. They ac- 
 cused their bad luck ; they pretended that fate was against them. Their home had be- 
 come a regular hell upon earth. They wrangled the whole day long. However, they had 
 not yet come to blows, with the exception of a few smacks which somehow flew about at 
 the height of their quarrels. The saddest part of the business was that they had 6pened the 
 cage of affection ; all their better feelings had taken flight like so many canaries. The 
 genial warmth of father, mother, and child, when united together and wrapped up in each 
 other, deserted them and left them shivering, each in his or her own corner. The whole 
 three — Coupeau, Gervaise, and Nana — were ever in the most abominable tempers, biting each 
 other's noses off for nothing at all, their eyes full of hatred ; and it seemed as though some- 
 thing had broken the mainspring of the family, the mechanism which, with happy people, 
 causes all hearts to beat in unison. Ah ! it was certain Gervaise was no longer moved as 
 she used to be when she saw Coupeau at the edge of a roof, at forty or fifty feet above 
 the pavement. She would not have pushed him off herself; but if he had fallen accident- 
 ally, in truth ! it would have freed the earth of one who was of but little account. The 
 days when they were more especially at enmity, she regretted that it seemed he was never 
 going to be brought home on a stretcher ! She was awaiting it. It would be her happi- 
 ness they were bringing back to her. What use was he, that drunkard 1 To make her 
 weep, to devour all she possessed, to drive her to sin. Well ! men so useless as he should 
 be thrown as quickly as possible into the hole, and the polka of deliverance be danced over 
 
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 them. And when the mother said " Kill ! " the daughter responded " Fell ! " Nana read 
 all the reports of accidents in the newspapers, and made reflections that were unnatural 
 for a girl. Her father had such luck, an omnibus had knocked him down without even 
 sobering him. Would the beggar never croak 1 
 
 In the midst of this existence, maddened by misery, Gervaise suffered also from the 
 hungry groans that she heard around her. This corner of the house was the lousy, one, 
 where three or four families seemed to have made up their minds not to have bread every 
 day. Their doors might be open, but there' seldom issued the smell of cooking. Along 
 the passage reigned the silence of starvation, and the walls gave a hollow sound like empty 
 stomachs. At times there rose the sound of drubbings, women weeping, the plaintive cries 
 of hungry brats. It was only a family devouring themselves to deceive their' stomachs. 
 Cramp in the throat was a general complaint, whilst they were all gaping through their 
 wide open mouths ; and chests contracted merely from breathing that air, in which the 
 flies themselves could not have lived, through want of food. 
 
 But what most excited Gervaise's pity was old Bru, in his hole under the little staircase. 
 He retired into it like a marmot, and rolled himself up in a ball so as to feel less cold. He 
 remained for days on a heap of straw without moving. Hunger no longer drove him out, 
 for it was useless going and getting up an appetite when nobody had invited him to dinner. 
 Whenever three or four days passed without his being seen, the neighbours would push his 
 door open to see if he had come to an end. No, he lived on all the same ; not much, but 
 just a little — with one eye only. Even death was forgetting him! Directly Gervaise got 
 hold of some bread she would throw him a few crusts. If she was becoming bad and de- 
 tested men, on account of her husband, she always sincerely pitied the animals; and old Bru, 
 that poor old fellow whom everybody left to die because he could no longer hold his brush, 
 was like a dog to her, a beast past service, whose skin and fat even the knackers would not 
 buy. It was quite a weight on her heart to know of his being continually there, on the 
 other side of the passage, abandoned by God and man, nourishing himself solely on him- 
 self, returning to the size of a child, shrivelled and dried up like oranges which become 
 hardened on mantel-pieces. 
 
 The laundress also suffered a great deal from the close neighbourhood of Bazouge, the 
 funeral mute. A simple partition, and a very thin one, separated the two rooms. He 
 could not put a finger into his mouth withoiit her hearing it. As soon as he came home of 
 an evening, she listened in spite of herself to everything he did. His black leather hat laid 
 with a dull thud on the chest of drawers like a shovelful of earth ; the black cloak hung 
 up and rustliug against the wall like the wings of some night bird ; all the black toggery 
 flung into the middle of the room, and filling it with the trappings of mourning. She 
 heard him stamping about, felt anxious at the least movement, and was quite startled if he 
 knocked against the furniture, or rattled any of his crockery. This confounded drunkard 
 was her pre-occupation, filling her with a secret fear, mingled with a desire to know. He, 
 jolly, his belly full every day, his head all upside down, cousjhed, spat, sang " Mother 
 Godichon," made use of many dirty expressions, and fought with the four walls before finding 
 his bedstead. And she remained quite pale, asking herself whatever he could be up to. 
 She imagined the most atrocious things. She got into her head that he must have brought 
 a corpse home and was stowing it away under his bedstead. Well ! the newspapers had 
 related something of the kind — an undertaker's mute who collected the coffins of little 
 children at his home, so as to save himself trouble, and to make only one journey to the 
 cemetery. 
 
 For certain, directly Bazouge arrived, a smell of death seemed to permeate the parti- 
 tion. One might have thought oneself lodging against the Pere-Lachaise cemetery, in the 
 midst of the kingdom of moles. He was frightful, the animal, continually laughing all by 
 himself, as though his profession enlivened him. Even when he had finished his rumpus 
 and had laid himself on his back, he snored in a manner so extraordinary that it caused 
 the laundress to hold her breath. For hours she listened attentively, with an idea that 
 funerals were passing through her neighbour's room. 
 
 Yes, the worst was that, in spite of her terrors, something incited Gervaise to put her 
 ear to the wall, the better to find out .what was taking place. Bazouge had the same effect 
 ou her as handsome men have on good women : they would like to touch them, but they 
 dare not, their bringing-up restrains them. Well ! if fear had not kept her baek, Gervaise 
 would have liked to have handled death, to see what it was like. She became so peculiar at 
 times, holding her breath, listening attentively, expecting to unravel the secret through 
 
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 one of Bazouge's movements, that Ooupeau would ask her with a chuckle if she had a 
 fancy for the mute next door. She got angry and talked of moving, the close proximity 
 of this neighbour was so distasteful to her ; and yet, in spite of herself, as soon as the old 
 chap arrived, smelling like a cemetery, she became wrapped again in her reflections, with 
 the excited and timorous air of a wife thinking of passing a knife through the marriage 
 contract. Had he not twice offered to pack her up, and carry her off with him to some 
 place where the enjoyment of sleep is so great, that in a moment one forgets .all one's 
 wretchedness ? Perhaps it was really very pleasant. Little by little the temptation to 
 taste it became stronger. She would have liked to have tried it for a fortnight or a month. 
 Oh ! to sleep a month, especially in winter, the month when the rent became due, when 
 the troubles of life were killing her ! But it was not possible — one must sleep for ever, if 
 one commenced to sleep for an hour ; and the thought of this froze her, her desire for 
 death departed before the eternal and stern friendship which the earth demanded. 
 
 However, one evening in January, she knocked with both her fists against the partition. 
 She h.ad passed a frightful week, hustled by every one, without a sou, and utterly dis- 
 couraged. That evening she was not at all well ; she shivered with fever, and seemed to 
 see flames dancing about her. Then, insteid of throwing herself out of the window, as she 
 had at one moment thought of doing, she set to knocking and calling : 
 
 " Old Bazouge ! old Bazouge ! " 
 
 The mute was taking off his shoes and singing, "There were three lovely girls." He 
 had probably had a good day, for he seemed even more maudlin than usual. 
 
 " Old Bazouge ! oldBazouge 1" repeated Gervaise, raising her voice. 
 
 Did he not hear her then 1 She was ready to give herself at once' ; he might come and 
 
 take her on his neck, and carry her off to the place where he carried his other women, the- 
 
 'poor and the rich, whom he consoled. It pained her to hear his song, "There were three 
 
 lovely girls," because she discerned in it the disdain of a man who has too many mistresses. 
 
 "What is it? what is it?" stuttered Bazouge; "who's unwell? We're coming, little 
 woman ! " 
 
 But the sound of this husky voice awoke Gervaise as though from a nightmare. AVhat 
 had she done ? she must have beeu hammering against the partition. Then she felt as 
 though she had received a heavy blow across her loins ; fright contracted all the muscles of 
 1 her body, she drew back, fancying she beheld the mute's fat hands passing through the 
 wall to seize her by the hair. No, no, she would not, she was not ready. If she had 
 knocked, it must have been with her elbow in turning over, without being aware of it. And 
 a feeling of horror ascended from her knees to her shoulders at the thought of seeing herself 
 lugged along'in the old fellow's arms, all stiff and her face as white as a plate. 
 
 "Well! is there no one there now?" resumed Bazouge in the silence. "Wait a bit, 
 we're always ready to oblige the ladies." 
 
 "It's nothing, nothing," said trie laundress at length in a choking voice. "I don't 
 require anything, thanks." 
 
 Whilst the mute fell asleep grumbling, she remained anxiously listening to him, not 
 daring to move for fear he should fancy that he again heard her knocking. She vowed to 
 be very careful now. She might be dying, she would not ask her neighbour for help. She 
 promised herself this so as to reassure herself, for at certain moments she was still pos- 
 sessed by her horrible fancy, in spite of her fright. 
 
 In her corner of misery, in the midst of her cares and the cares of others, Gervaise 
 had, however, a beautiful example of courage in the home of her neighbours, the Bijards. 
 Little Lalie, that youngster of eight, about the size of two sous' worth of butter, looked 
 after everything and kept the place as clean as a grown-up person could have done ; and 
 the work was rough, she had the care of two little brats, her brother Jules and her sister 
 Henriette, urchins of three and five years old, whom she had to watch over all day long, 
 even whilst sweeping the place out or washing up the crockery. 
 
 Ever since Bijard had killed his wife with a kick in the stomach, Lalie had become 
 the little mother of them all. Without saying a word, and of her own accord, she filled 
 the place of the one who had gone, to the extent that her brute of a father, no doubt to 
 complete the resemblance, now belaboured the daughter as he had formerly belaboured 
 the mother. Whenever he came home drunk, he required women to massacre. He did 
 not even notice that Lalie was quite little ; he would not have beaten an old skin harder. 
 With a slap he covered her entire face, and the flesh was still so delicate that the marks 
 of his five fingers remained there for a couple of days. There were most abominable 
 
21G THE "ASSOMMOIR." 
 
 thrashings, kicks for a "yes'' or a "no," a regular mad wolf falling on a. poor little cat, 
 timid and coaxing, so thin that the sight would make one weep, and who submitted to all 
 this with a resigned look in her beautiful eyes and without a murmur. No, Lalie 
 never rebelled. She bent her neck a little to protect her face ; she kept in her cries, 
 so as not to rouse the house. Then, when her father was tired of kicking her about from 
 one corner of the room to another, she waited till she had regained sufficient strength to 
 resume her work, washed her children, made the soup, and did not leave a speck of dust 
 upon the furniture. It was a part of her daily task to be beaten. 
 
 Gervaise entertained a great friendship for her little neighbour. She treated her as an 
 equal, as a grown-up woman of experience. It must be said that Lalie had a pale and 
 serious look, with the expression of an old girl. One might have thought her thirty on 
 hearing her speak. She knew very well how to buy things, mend the clothes, attend to 
 the home, and she spoke of the children as though she had already gone through two 
 or three confinements in her ti mo. It made people smile to hear her talk th us at eight years 
 old ; and then a lump would rise in their throats, and they would hurry away so as not 
 to burst out crying. Gervaise drew the child towards her as much as she could, gave her 
 all she could spare, food and old clothing. One day as she tried one of Nana's old 
 dresses on to her, she almost choked with anger on seeing her back covered with bruises, 
 the skin off her elbow, which was still bleeding, and all her innocent flesh martyred and 
 sticking to her bones. Well ! old Bazouge could get his box ready; she would not last 
 long at that rate ! But the child had begged the laundress not to say a word. She would 
 not have her father bothered on her account. She took his part, affirming that he would 
 not have been so wicked if it had not been for the drink. He was mad, he did not know 
 what he did. Oh ! she forgave him, because one ought to forgive madmen everything. 
 
 From that time Gervaise watched, and prepared to interfere directly she heard Bijard 
 coming upstairs. But on most of the occasions she only caught some whack for her share. 
 When she entered their room in the day-time, she often found Lalie tied to the foot of 
 the iron bedstead ; it was an idea of the locksmith's, before going out, to tie her legs and 
 her body with some stout rope, without anyone being able to find out why — a mere whim 
 of a brain diseased by drink, just for the sake, no doubt, of tyrannising over the child when 
 he was no longer there. Lalie, as stiff as a stake, with pins and needles in her legs, re- 
 mained whole days at the post. She once even passed a night there, Bijard having for- 
 got to come home. Whenever Gervaise, carried away by her indignation, talked of un- 
 fastening her, she implored her not to disturb the rope, because her father became furious 
 if he did not find the knots tied the same way he had left them. It was really not at all 
 unpleasant, it rested her ; and she would say that with a smile, whilst her little cherub- 
 like legs were swollen and lifeless. What grieved her was that being fastened to the bed- 
 stead did not get the work at all forward, in face of the disorder of the home. Her 
 father ought certainly to have invented something else. All the same, she looked after 
 her children, made them obey her, and called Henriette and Jules to her to have their 
 noses wiped. As her hands were free she knitted whilst waiting to be delivered, so as not 
 to waste her time entirely. And she suffered especially when Bijard uutied her. She 
 crawled about a good quarter of an hour on the ground, unable to stand up, because the 
 blood no longer circulated. 
 
 The locksmith had also thought of another little game. He heated sous in the frying- 
 pan, then placed them on a corner of the mantel-piece ; and he called Lalie, and told her 
 to fetch a couple of pounds of bread. The child took up the sous unsuspectingly, uttered 
 a cry, and threw them on the ground, shaking her burnt hand. Then he flew into a fury. 
 Who had saddled him with such a piece of carrion? She lost the money now ! .And he 
 threatened to beat her to a jelly, if she did not pick the sous up at once. When the child 
 hesitated she received a first warning, a clout of such force that it made her see thirty-six 
 candles. Speechless, and with two big tears in the corners of her eyes, she would pick up 
 the sous and go off, tossing them in the palm of her hand to cool them. 
 
 No, one could never imagine the ferocious ideas which may sprout from the depths of 
 a drunkard's brain. One afternoon, for instance, Lalie, having made everything tidy, was 
 playing with her children. The window was open, there was a draught, and the wind blow- 
 ing along the passage gently shook the door. 
 
 "It's Monsieur Hardy," the child was saying. "Come in, Monsieur Hardy. Pray 
 have the kindness to walk in." 
 
 And she curtsied before the door, she bowed to the wind. Henriette and Jules, behind 
 
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 her, also bowed, delighted with the game, and splitting their sides with laughing, as 
 though being tickled. She was. quite rosy at seeing them so heartily amused, and even 
 found some pleasure in it on her own account, which generally only happened to her on 
 the thirty-sixth day of each month. 
 
 " Good day, Monsieur Hardy. How do you do, Monsieur Hardy? " 
 
 But a rough hand pushed the door, and Bijard entered. Then the scene changed. 
 Hcnriette and Jules fell down flat against the wall ; whilst Lalie, terrified, remained stand- 
 ing in the very middle of a curtsey. The locksmith held in his hand a big waggoner's whip, 
 quite new, with a long white wooden handle, and a leather thong, terminating with a bit of 
 fine whip-cord. He placed this whip in the corner against the bed, and did not give the 
 usual kick to the child, who was already preparing herself by presenting her back. A 
 chuckle exposed his blackened teeth, and he was very lively, very drunk, his phiz lighted 
 up by some idea that amused him immensely. 
 
 " What's that V said he. " You're playing the strumpet, you confounded young hussy ! 
 I could hear you dancing about from downstairs. Now then, come here ! Nearer, damn 
 you ! and full face. I don't want to sniff you behind. Am I touching you, that you 
 tremble like a mass of giblets? Take my shoes off." 
 
 Lalie turned quite pale again, and amazed at not receiving her drubbing, took his shoes 
 off. He had seated himself on the edge of the bed. He lay down with his clothes on, 
 and remained with his eyes opeD, watching the child move about the room. She busied 
 herself with one thing and another, gradually becoming bewildered beneath his glance, her 
 limbs overcome by such a fright that she ended by breaking a cup. Then, without dis- 
 turbing himself, he took hold of the whip and showed it to her. 
 
 " I say, little calf, look at this. It'd a present for you. Yes, it's another fifty sous 
 
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 you've cost me. With this plaything I shall no longer be obliged' to run, and it'll be no 
 use you getting into the corners. Will you have a try 1 Ah ! you break the cups ! Now 
 then, gee up! Dance away, make your curtsies to Monsieur Hardy!" 
 
 He did not even raise himself, but lay sprawling on his back, his head buried in his 
 pillow, making the big whip crack about the room, with the noise of a postillion startino- 
 his horses. Then, lowering his arm, he lashed Lalie in the middle of the body, encircling 
 her with the whip, and unwinding it again as though she were a top. She fell, and tried 
 to escape on all fours ; but lashing her again, he set her once more on her feet. 
 
 " Gee up, gee up ! " yelled he. " It's the donkey race ! Eh, it'll be fine of a morning 
 
 •in winter. I can lie snug without getting cold or hurting my chilblains, and catch the 
 
 calves from a distance. In that corner there, a hit, you hussy ! And in that other corner, 
 
 a hit again ! And in that one, another hit. Ah ! if you crawl under the bed I'll whack 
 
 you with the handle. Gee up, you jade ! gee up ! gee up ! " 
 
 A slight foam came to his lips, his yellow eyes were starting from their black orbits. 
 Lalie, maddened, howling, jumped to the four corners of the room, curled herself up mi 
 the floor, and clung to the walls ; but the lash at the end of the big whip caught her 
 everywhere, cracking against her ears with the noise of fireworks, streaking her flesh with 
 burning weals. A regular dance of an animal being taught its tricks. This poor little 
 cat waltzed. It was a sight ! her heels in the air like little girls playing at skipping, and 
 crying "Faster!" She was all out of breath, rebounding like an india-rubber ball, letting 
 herself be beaten, unable to see, or any longer to seek, a refuge. And her wolf of a father 
 triumphed, calling her strumpet, asking her if she had had enough, and whether she under- 
 stood sufficiently that she was in future to give up all hope of escaping from him. 
 
 But Gervaise suddenly entered the room, attracted by the child's howls. On behold- 
 ing such a scene she was seized with a furious indignation. 
 
 "Ah ! the brute of a man ! " cried she. " Leave her alone, you brigand ! I'll tell the 
 police of you." 
 
 Bijard growled like an animal being disturbed, and stuttered, 
 
 "I say, Limper, just mind your own business a bit. Perhaps you'd like me to put 
 gloves on when I stir her up. It's merely to warm her, as you can see — simply to show 
 her that I've a long arm." 
 
 And he gave a final lash with the whip which caught Lalie across the face.' The 
 upper lip was cut, the blood flowed. Gervaise had seized a chair, and was about to fall 
 on the locksmith ; but the child held her hands towards her imploringly, saying- that it 
 was nothing, and that it was all over. She wiped away the blood with a corner of her 
 apron, and quieted her children, who were sobbing bitterly, as though they had received 
 all the blows. 
 
 Whenever Gervaise thought of Lalie, she no longer dared complain. She would have 
 liked to have had the courage of that youngster of eight, who endured in herself alone as 
 much as all the other women of that staircase put together. She had seen .her living on 
 nothing but dry bread for three months, not even eating enough crusts to satisfy her hun- 
 ger, and so thin and weak that she had to cling to the walls when moving about ; and 
 when she took her by stealth any bits of meat she had left, she felt her heart melt as she 
 watched her eat, shedding big silent tears the while, and only swallowing very tiny pieces be- ■ 
 cause her contracted throat could scarcely admit the food. Always tender and devoted in 
 spite of that, reasonable beyond her years, she performed her duties of little mother to 
 the point of dying of her maternity, awakened too soon in her child's frail innocence. And 
 Gervaise took an example of suffering and pardon from this dear creature, trying to learn 
 from her how to conceal her martyrdom. Lalie only retained her silent look, her big, 
 blacky resigned eyes, in the depths of which one could divine a night of agony and misery. 
 Never a word, only her big black eyes opened wide. 
 
 In the Coupeaus' home the " vitriol " of the " Assommoir " was also commencing its 
 ravages. The laundress saw the hour approaching when her husband would, like Bijard, 
 take a whip to lead the dance ; and the misfortune which threatened her, naturally en- 
 abled her to feel that which had befallen the child all the more. Yes, Coupeau was spin- 
 ning a nasty thread. The time was past when the bad spirit gave him a colour. He could 
 no longer slap his body and strut about, saying that the confounded stuff fattened him, 
 for his bad yellow fat of the first years had melted away, and he was becoming dried up 
 and scraggy, of a leaden hue variegated with the green tints of a corpse rotting in a pond. 
 His appetite was also gone. Little by little he had lost the taste for bread, he had even 
 
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 reached the point of spurning his meat. One might have placed the most delicious stew- 
 before him, his stomach -was barred against it, his inert teeth refused to chew. To keep him- 
 self up he required his pint of brandy a day. It was his ration, his meat and drink, the only 
 food he could digest. In the morning, directly he jumped out of bed, he remained a good, 
 quarter of an hour doubled in two, coughing and. cracking his bones, holding his head, and 
 getting rid of the phlegm, bitter as gall, which swept his throat. It never missed coming, 
 one might prepare for it beforehand. 
 
 Coupeau never got steady on his pins till' after his first glass of consolation, a real 
 remedy, the fire of which cauterised his bowels ; but, during the day, his strength re- 
 turned. At first, he would feel a tickling sensation, a sort of pins-and-needles in his hands 
 and feet ; and he would joke, relating that some one was having a lark with him, that he 
 was sure his wife put horse-hair between the' sheets. Then his legs would become 
 heavy, the tickling sensation would end by turning into the most abominable cramps, 
 which gripped his flesh as though in a vice. That, though, did not amuse him so much. 
 He no longer laughed, stopped suddenly on the pavement in a bewildered way, with a 
 singing in his ears, and his eyes blinded with sparks. Everything appeared to him to be 
 yellow, the houses danced, and he reeled about for three seconds, with the fear of suddenly 
 finding himself sprawling on the ground. At other times, while the sun was shining full 
 on his back, he would shiver, as though iced water had been poured down his shoulders. 
 What bothered him the most was a slight trembling of both his hands ; the right hand 
 especially must have been guilty of some crime, it suffered from so many nightmares. 
 Damnation ! was .he then no longer a man ? He was becoming an old woman ! He furi- 
 ously strained his muscles, he seized hold of his glass and bet that he would hold it per- 
 fectly steady, as with a hand of marble ; but, in spite of his efforts, the glass danced about, 
 jumped to the right, jumped to the left, with a hurried and regular trembling movement. 
 Then, in a fury, he emptied it into his gullet, yelling that he would require dozens like it, 
 and afterwards he undertook to carry a cask without so much as moving a finger. Ger- 
 vaise, on the other hand, told him to give up drink, if he wished to cease trembling ; and 
 he laughed at her, emptying quarts until he experienced the sensation again, flying into a 
 rage, and accusing the passing omnibuses of shaking up his liquor. 
 
 In the month of March, Coupeau returned home one evening soaked through. He had 
 come with My-Boots from Montrouge, where they had stuffed themselves full of eel soup, 
 and he had received the full force of the shower all the way from the Barri&re des Fourneaux 
 to the Barriere Poissonni&re, a good' stride. During the night he was seized with a con- 
 founded fit of coughing. Ho was very flushed, suffering from a violent fever, and panting 
 like a broken bellows. When the Boches' doctor saw him in the morning, and listened 
 against his back, he shook his head, and drew Gervaise aside to advise her to have her 
 husband at once taken to the hospital. Coupeau was suffering from inflammation of the lungs. 
 
 And Gervaise did not worry herself, you may be sure. At one time she would have 
 been chopped into pieces before trusting her old man with the saw-bones. After the ac- 
 cident in the Hue de la Nation, she had spent their savings in nursing him. But those 
 beautiful sentiments have their day when men take to wallowing in the mire. No, no, she 
 did not intend to embarrass herself like that again. They might take him and never bring 
 him back, she would thank them heartily. Yet, when the litter arrived, and Coupeau was ■ 
 put into it like an article of furniture, she became all pale and bit her lips ; and if she 
 grumbled and still said it was a good job, her heart was no longer in her words. Had she 
 but ten francs in her drawer she would not have let him go. 
 
 She accompanied him to the Lariboisifere hospital, saw the nurses put him to bed at 
 the end of a large apartment, where the patients in a row, looking like corpses, raised 
 themselves up, and followed with their eyes the comrade who had just been brought in. 
 Theje was a good deal of death hanging about in there, a suffocating odour of fever, and 
 a consumptive music sufficient to make ODe spit one's lungs out ; without counting that 
 the room had the look of a diminutive Pere-Lachaise cemetery, bordered by its white beds, 
 a regular alley of tombstones. Then, as Coupeau remained flat on his pillow, Gervaise 
 went off without finding a word to say, and having nothing, unfortunately, in her pocket 
 to ease him. Outside, in front of the hospital, she turned round and gave a last glance at 
 the edifice. And she thought of former days, when Coupeau, perched up there on the edge 
 of the gutters, laid his sheets of zinc whilst he sang in the sunshine. He did not drink 
 then, he had the skin of a girl. She, from her window at the H6tel Boncoeur, sought for 
 him, and beheld him right in the middle of the sky ; and they both waved their handker- 
 
220 
 
 THE " ASSOMMOIR." 
 
 chiefs, sending one another kisses by telegraph. Yes, Coupeau had worked up there, and 
 without the least idea that he was working for himself. Now he was no longer on the roofs 
 like a jovial and dissolute sparrow. He was beneath them, he had built his nest in the 
 hospital, and with his rough hide he had come there to croak. Ah ! how far off their 
 courting days seemed then ! 
 
 On the day after the morrow, when Gervaise called to obtain news of him, she found 
 the bed empty. A sister of charity told her that they had been obliged to remove her 
 husband to the Asylum of Sainte-Anne, because the day before he had suddenly gone 
 wild. Oh ! a total leave-taking of his senses, attempts to crack his skull against the wall, 
 howls which prevented the other patients from sleeping. It all came from drink, it seemed. 
 The drink, which had been brewing in his body, had taken advantage, the moment the 
 inflammation of the lungs had laid him on his back without strength, to attack him and 
 wring his nerves. The laundress returned home in a state of distraction. Her old man 
 had gone mad now ! Life would become precious queer if they let him out. Nana ex- 
 claimed that he ought to be left where he was, because otherwise he would end by murder- 
 ing them both. 
 
 Gervaise was not able to go to Sainte-Anne until the Sunday. It was a tremendous 
 journey. Fortunately, the omnibus from the Boulevard Eochechouart to La Glaoiere passed 
 close to the asylum. She weut down the Rue de la Sant6, buying two oranges on her 
 way, so as not to arrive empty-handed. It was another monumental building, with grey 
 courtyards, interminable corridors, and a smell of rank medicaments, which did not exactly 
 inspire liveliness. But when they had admitted her into a cell, she was quite surprised 
 to see Coupeau almost jolly. He was just then seated on the throne, a clean wooden case ; 
 and they both laughed at her finding him in this position. Well, one knows what an invalid 
 
THE " ASSSOMMOIE." 221 
 
 is. He squatted there like a pope, with his cheek of other days. Oh ! he was better as 
 he could do this. 
 
 " And the inflammation *? " inquired the laundress. 
 
 " Done for ! " replied he. " They cured it in no time. I still cough a little, but that'3 
 all that is left of it." 
 
 Then at the moment of leaving the throne to get back into his bed, he joked once more. 
 
 And they laughed louder than ever. At heart they felt joyful. It was by way of 
 showing their contentment without a host of phrases that they thus joked together. One 
 must have had to do with patients to know the pleasure one feels at seeing all their func- 
 tions at work again. 
 
 When he was in bed, she gave him the two oranges, and this filled him with emo- 
 tion. He was becoming quite nice again ever since he had had nothing but infusion to 
 drink. She ended by venturing to speak to him about his violent attack, surprised at 
 hearing him reason like in the good old times. 
 
 "Ah, yes," said he, joking at his own expense ; " I talked a precious lot of nonsense ! 
 Just fancy, I saw rats, and ran about on all fours to put a grain of salt under their tails. 
 Aud you, you called to me, men were trying to kill you. In short, all sorts of stupid 
 things, ghosts in broad daylight. Oh ! I remember it well, my noddle's still solid. Now it's 
 over, I dream a bit when I'm asleep. I have nightmares, but everyone has nightmares." 
 
 Gervaise remained with him until the evening. When the house surgeon came, at 
 the six o'clock inspection, he made him spread out his hands ; they hardly trembled at all, 
 scarcely a quiver at the tips of the fingers. However, as night approached, Coupeau was 
 little by little seized with uneasiness. He twice sat up in bed, looking on the ground and 
 in the dark corners of the room. Suddenly, he thrust out an arm, and appeared to crush 
 some animal against the wall. 
 
 " What is it 1 " asked Gervaise, frightened. 
 
 " The rats I.the rats ! " murmured he. 
 
 Then, after a pause, gliding into sleep, Re tossed about, uttering disconnected phrases. 
 '" Damnation ! they're tearing my skin ! — Oh ! the filthy beasts ! — Keep steady ! hold your 
 skirts tight round you ! beware of the dirty bloke behind you !— Jove's thunder ! she's 
 down, and the scoundrels laugh ! — Scoundrels ! blackguards ! brigands ! " 
 
 He dealt blows into space, caught hold of his blanket, and rolled it into a bundle 
 against his chest, as though to protect the latter from the violence of the bearded men 
 whom he beheld. Then, an attendant having hastened to the spot, Gervaise withdrew, 
 quite frozen by the scene. But when she returned, a few days later, she found Coupeau 
 completely cured. Even the nightmares had left him ; he could sleep his ten hours right 
 off as peacefully as a child and without stirring a limb. So his wife was allowed to take 
 him away. Only, the house surgeon gave him the usual good advice on leaving, and ad- 
 vised him to follow it. If he recommenced drinking, he would again collapse, and would 
 end by croaking. Yes, it solely depended upon himself. He had seen how jolly and nice 
 one could become, when one did not get drunk. Well, he must continue at home the sensi- 
 ble life he had led at Sainte-Anne, fancy himself under lock and key, and that dram-shops 
 no longer existed. 
 
 "The gentleman's right," said Gervaise in the omnibus which was taking them back 
 to the Eue de la Goutte-d'Or. 
 
 " Of course, he's right," replied Coupeau. 
 
 Then, aften thinking a minute, he resumed : 
 
 " Oh ! you know, a little glass now and again can't kill a man ; it helps digestion." 
 
 And that very evening he swallowed a glass of bad spirit, just to keep his stomach 
 in order. For eight days he was pretty reasonable. He was a great coward at heart ; 
 he had no desire to end his days in the Bicetre mad-house. But his passion got the 
 better of him; the first little glass led him, in spite of himself, to a second, to a third, and 
 to a fourth ; and, at the end of a fortnight, he had got back to his old ration, a pint of 
 " vitriol " a day. Gervaise, exasperated, could have beaten him. To think that she 
 had been stupid enough to dream once more of leading a worthy life, when she had seen 
 him at the asylum in full possession of his good sense ! Another joyful hour flown, the' 
 last one no doubt ! Oh ! now, as nothing could reclaim him, not even the fear of his 
 near end, she swore she would nd longer put herself out ; the home might be all at sixes 
 and sevens, she did not care a hang ; and she talked of also taking her pleasure wherever 
 she found it. 
 
222 THE " ASSOMMOIlt." 
 
 Then the hell upon earth recommenced, a life sinking deeper into the mire, without a 
 corner of hope opened on to a better season. Nana, whenever her father clouted her, 
 furiously asked why the brute was not at the hospital. She was awaiting the time when 
 she would be earning money, she would say, to treat him to brandy and make him croak 
 quicker. Gervaise, on her side, flew into a passion one day that Coupeau was regretting 
 their marriage. Ah ! she had brought him other folks' leavings ; ah ! she had got herself 
 picked up from the pavement, wheedling him by her virgin ways ! Damnation ! he had 
 a rare cheek ! So many words, so many lies. She did not wish to have anything to do 
 with him, that was the truth. He dragged himself at her feet to make her give way, 
 'whilst she was advising him to think well what he was about. And if it was all to come 
 over again, he would hear how she would just say "no ! " She would sooner have an arm cut 
 off. Yes, she had seen the moon before him ; but a woman who has seen the moon, and 
 who is a worker, is worth more than a sluggard of a man who sullies his honour and that 
 of his family in all the dram-shops. That day, for the first time, the Coupeaus went in 
 for a general drubbing, and they whacked each other so hard that au old umbrella and the 
 broom were broken. 
 
 And Gervaise kept her word. She sank lower and lower; she missed going to her 
 work oftener, spent whole days in gossiping, and became as soft as a rag whenever she had 
 a task to perform. If a thing fell from her hands, it might remain on the floor ; it was 
 certainly not she who would have stooped to pick it up. She intended to save her bacon. 
 She took her ease about everything, and never handled a broom except when the accumula- 
 tion of filth almost brought her to the ground. The Lorilleux now made a point of hold- 
 ing something to their noses whenever they passed her room ; the stench was poisonous, 
 said they. They slyly lived at the end of the passage, out of the way of all these miseries 
 which filled this corner of the house with whines, locking themselves in so as not to have 
 to lend twenty sou pieces. Oh ! kind-hearted folks, neighbours awfully obliging ! yes, you 
 may bet ! One had only to knock and ask for a light, or a pinch of salt, or a jug of 
 water, one was certain of getting the door banged in one's face. With all that they had 
 vipers' tongues. They cried everywhere that they never occupied themselves with other 
 people, whenever it was a question of assisting their neighbour ; but they did so from 
 morning to night, directly they had a chance of pulling any one to pieces. With the door 
 bolted and a rug huug up to cover the chinks and the key-hole, they would treat them- 
 selves to a spiteful gossip, without leaving their gold wire for a moment. 
 
 The fall of the Hobbler especially made them purr the whole day long, like cats being 
 stroked. What poverty, what a pull-down, my friends ! They watched her when she went 
 marketing, and laughed to themselves at the little bit of bread which she brought back 
 under her apron. They calculated the days when she had only the empty cupboard to 
 look at. They knew the thickness of the dust in her home, the number of dirty plates left 
 lying about, each one of the growing abandonments of misery and idleness. And her dresses 
 too, disgusting tatters which even a rag-picker would not have handled ! Oh, ye gods ! it 
 was a funny shower that was pouring on this beautiful blonde's mercery, this dollymop 
 who used once to give herself such airs in her lovely blue shop. That was where the love 
 of dissipating, of wantonising, and of gorging brought one. 
 
 Gervaise, who had an idea of the way in which they spoke of her, would take her shoes . 
 off, and place her ear against their door : but the rug prevented her from hearing. She 
 only caught them one day calling her " big teats," because no doubt her frontage was rather 
 developed, in spite of the bad food which was emptying her skin. She was heartily sick 
 of them ; she continued to speak to them, to avoid remarks, though expecting nothing but 
 unpleasantness from such nasty persons, but no longer having strength even to give them 
 as much as they gave her, and to cast them off like a bundle of abuse. And besides, 
 damn it all ! she only wanted her own pleasure, to sit in a heap twirling her thumbs, and 
 only moving when it was a question of amusing herself, nothing more. 
 
 One Saturday, Coupeau had promised to take her to the circus. It was well worth 
 while disturbing oneself to see ladies galloping along on horses and jumping through paper 
 hoops. Coupeau had just finished a fortnight's work, he could well spare a couple of francs; 
 and they had also arranged to dine out, Nana haying to work very late that evening at 
 her employer's because of some pressing order. But at seven o'clock there was no Coupeau; 
 at eight o'clock it was still the same. Gervaise was furious. Her drunkard was certainly 
 squandering his earnings with his comrades at the dram-shops of the neighbourhood. She 
 had washed a cap, and had been slaving since the morning over the holes of an old dress, 
 
THE "ASSOMMOIR." 225 
 
 ■wishing to look decent. At last, towards nine o'clock, her stomach empty, her face purple 
 with rage, she decided to go down and look for Coupeau. 
 
 " Is it your husband you want?" called Madame Boche, on catching sight of her look- 
 ing very glum. " He's at old Colombe's. Boche has just been having some cherry brandy 
 with him." 
 
 She uttered her thanks, and stalked stiffly along the pavement with the determina- 
 tion of flying at Coupean's eyes. A fine rain was falling which made the walk more un- 
 pleasant still. But when she reached the ," Assommoir," the fear of receiving the drubbing 
 herself, if she badgered her old man, suddenly calmed her and made her prudent. The 
 shop was ablaze with the lighted gas, the flames of which were as brilliant as suns, and 
 the bottles and jars illuminated the walls with their coloured glass. She stood there an in- 
 stant, stretching her neck, her eyes close to the window, between two bottles placed there 
 for show, watching Coupeau who was right at the back ; he was sitting with some comrades 
 at a little zinc table, all looking vague and blue in the tobacco smoke ; and, as one 
 could not hear them yelling, it created a funny effect to see them gesticulating, with 
 their chins thrust forward and their eyes starting out of their heads. Good heavens ! was 
 it really possible that men could leave their wives and their homes to shut themselves up 
 thus in a hole where they were choking ? ' 
 
 The rain trickled down her neck; she drew herself up, and went off to the exterior Boule- 
 vard, wrapt in thought and not daring to enter. Ah well ! Coupeau would have wel- 
 comed her in a pleasant way, he who objected to be spied upon ! Besides, it really 
 scarcely seemed to her the proper place for a respectable woman. However, beneath the 
 wet trees, a slight shiver passed through her frame, and whilst she still hesitated, she could 
 not help thinking that she was going the right way to catch-some serious illness. Twice 
 she went back and stood before the shop window, her eyes again riveted to the glass, 
 annoyed at still beholding those confounded drunkards out of the rain and yelling and 
 drinking. The light of the "Assommoir" was reflected in the puddles on the pavement, 
 which simmered with little bubbles caused by the downpour. She hurried off and floundered 
 about in them, directly the door opened and closed with the clang of its brass facings. 
 At length, she thought she was too foolish, and, pushing open the door, she walked 
 straight up to the table where Coupeau was sitting. After all, it was her husband she 
 came for, was it not ? and she was authorized in doing so, because he had promised to take 
 her to the circus that evening. So much the worse she had no desire to melt like a cake of 
 soap out on the pavement. 
 
 " Hallo ! it's you, old woman ! " exclaimed the zinc-worker, half choking with a chuckle. 
 " Ah ! that's a good joke, by Jove ! Isn't it a good joke now 1" 
 
 They all laughed, My-Boots, Bibi-the-Smoker, and Salted-Mouth, otherwise Drink- 
 without-Thirst. Yes, they all thought it a good joke, but they did not explain why. Ger- 
 vaise remained standing, feeling rather bewildered. Coupeau appeared to her to be in a 
 pleasant humour, so she ventured to say : 
 
 " You know we've somewhere to go. We must look sharp. We shall still be in time 
 to see something." 
 
 " I can't get up, I'm glued, oh ! without joking," resumed Coupeau, who continued 
 laughing. " Try, just to satisfy yourself; pull my arm, with all your strength, damn it ! 
 harder than that, tug away, up with it ! You see, it's that ass, old Colombe, who's screwed 
 me to his seat." 
 
 Gervaise had humoured him at this game ; and, when she let go of his arm, the com- 
 rades thought the joke so good, that they wriggled up against one another, brawling and 
 rubbing their shoulders like donkeys being thrashed. The zinc-worker's mouth was slit by 
 such a laugh, that you could see right down his throat. 
 
 " You great noodle ! " said he at length, " you can surely sit down a minute. We're 
 better here than splashing about outside. Well ! yes, I didn't come home, I had business 
 to attend to. Though you may pull a long face, it won't alter matters. Make room you 
 others." 
 
 " If madame would accept my knees, she would find them softer than the seat," gal- 
 lantly said My-Boots. 
 
 Gervaise, not wishing to attract attention, took a chair and sat down at a short dis- 
 tance from the table. She looked at what the men were drinking, some powerful brandy 
 which shone like gold in the glasses ; a little of it had dropped upon the table, and 
 Salted-Mouth, otherwise Drink-without-Thirst, dipped his finger in it, whilst conversing, 
 
226 THE "ASSOMMOIR." 
 
 and wrote a woman's name — " Eulalie," in big letters. She notified that Bibi-the-Smoker 
 looked shockingly jaded, and thinner than a hundred-weight of nails. My-Boot's nose was 
 in full bloom, a regular purple Burgundy dahlia. They were all four of them very dirty, 
 with their filthy bristly beards which could be smelt from afar, their ragged blouses, 
 and their black paws, the nails of which were all in mourning. But, really, one might all 
 the same be seen in their company, for though they had been lushing ever since six 
 o'clock, they still behaved themselves, and were, in fact, just merry. Gervaise saw two 
 others at the counter having a gargle ; they were so screwed, that they tossed the con- 
 tents of their glasses under their chins and soaked their shirts, fancying all the while they 
 where rinsing their mouths out. Stout old Colombe, thrusting out his enormous arms, 
 the peace-preservers of his establishment, quietly poured out the goes. 
 
 The atmosphere was very warm, the smoke from the pipes ascended in the blinding 
 glare of the gas, amidst which it rolled about like dust, drowning the customers in a 
 gradually thickening mist ; and from this cloud there issued a deafening and confused up- 
 roar, cracked voices, clinking of glasses, oaths and blows sounding like detonations. So 
 Gervaise pulled a very wry face, for such a sight is not funny for a woman, especially 
 when she is not used to it; she was stifling, with a smarting sensation in her eyes, and ' 
 her head already feeling heavy from the alcoholic fumes exhaled by the whole place. Then 
 she suddenly experienced the sensation of something more unpleasant still behind her back. 
 She turned round and beheld the still, the machine which manufactured drunkardi, 
 working away beneath the glass roof of the narrow courtyard with the profound trepida- 
 tion of its hellish cookery. Of an evening, the copper parts looked more mournful than 
 ever, lit up only on their rounded surface with one big red star ; and the shadow of the 
 apparatus, on the wall at the back, formed most abominable figures, bodies with tails, 
 monsters opening their jaws as though to swallow every one up. 
 
 " I say, mother Talk- too-much, don't make any of your grimaces ! " cried Coupeau. 
 " To blazes, you know, with all wet blankets ! What'll you drink 1 " 
 
 " Nothing, of course," replied the laundress. " I haven't dined yet.'' 
 
 " Well ! that's all the more reason for having a glass ; a drop of something sustains one.'' 
 
 But, as she still retained her glum expression, My-Boots again did the gallant. 
 
 "Madame probably likes sweet things," murmured he. 
 
 "I like men who don't get drunk," retorted she getting angry. "Yes, I like a fellow 
 who brings home his earnings, and who keeps his word when he makes a promise." 
 
 "Ah! it's that which upsets you?" said the zinc-worker, without ceasing to chuckle. 
 "You want your share. Then, big goose, why do you refuse a drink? Take it, it's so 
 much to the good." 
 
 She looked at him fixedly, in a grave manner, a wrinkle marking her forehead with a 
 black line. And she slowly replied : 
 
 " Why, you're right, it's a good idea. That way, we can drink up the coin together." 
 
 Bibi-the-Smoker rose from his seat to fetch her a glass of aniseed. She drew her chair 
 up to the table. Whilst she was sipping her aniseed, a recollection suddenly flashed across 
 her mind, she remembered the plum she had taken with Coupeau, near the door, in the 
 old days, when he was courting her. At that time, she used to leave the juice of fruits 
 preserved in brandy. And now, here was she going back to liqueurs. Oh ! she knew her- 
 self well, she had not two liards of will. One would only have had to have given her a 
 walloping across the back to have made her regularly wallow in drink. The aniseed even 
 seemed to her very good, perhaps rather too sweet and slightly sickening. And she licked 
 her glass, whilst listening to Salted-Mouth, otherwise Drink-without-Thirst, relating his 
 amours with plump Eulalie, she who hawked fish about the streets, a precious cunning 
 woman, a person who scented him in the dram-shops, whilst pushing her truck along the 
 roadway; it was useless for his comrades to warn him and hide him, she often caught him 
 — she had even, only the day before, given him a smack in the face, just to teach him not 
 to miss the work-shop. That, at least, was funny. 
 
 Bibi-the-Smoker and My-Boots, splitting with laughter, were slapping Gervaise's 
 shoulders, whilst she at length laughed, as though being tickled and in spite of herself. 
 and they advised her to take a lesson from plump Eulalie, and to bring her irons and iron 
 Coupeau's ears on the zinc tables of the dram-shops. 
 
 " Ah, well ! thanks," cried Coupeau, turning upside down the glass his wife had emptied, 
 " you pump it out pretty well. Just look, you fellows, she doesn't take long over it." ■ 
 
 " Will madame take another? " askei Salted-Mouth, otherwise Drink-without-Thirst. 
 
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 No, she had had enough. Yet she hesitated. The aniseed was warming the cockles 
 of her heart. She would rather have taken something stiffer to cure the pain in her 
 stomach. And she cast side glances at the drunkard manufacturing machine behind her. 
 That confounded pot, as round as the stomach of a tinker's fat wife, with its nose that was 
 so long and twisted, sent a shiver down her back, a fear mingled with a desire. Yes, 
 one might have thought it the metal pluck of some big wicked woman, of some witch 
 who was discharging drop by drop the fire of her entrails. A fine source of poison, an 
 operation which should have been hidden away in a cellar, it was so brazen and abominable ! 
 But all the same she would have liked to have poked her nose inside it, to have sniffed 
 the odour, have tasted the filth, though the skin might have peeled off her burnt tongue 
 like the rind off an orange. 
 
 "What's that you're drinking?" asked she slyly of the men, her eyes lighted up by 
 the beautiful golden colour of their glasses. 
 
 " That, old woman," answered Coupeau, " is papa Colombe's camphor. Don't be 
 stupid now, and we'll give you a taste." 
 
 And when they had brought her a glass of the " vitriol," and her jaws had contracted 
 at the first mouthful, the zinc-worker resumed, slapping his thighs : 
 
 " Eh ! it tickles your gullet ! Drink it off at a go. Each glassful cheats the doctor 
 of six francs." 
 
 At the second glass, Gervaise no longer felt the hunger which had been tormenting her. 
 Now she had made it up with Coupeau, she no longer felt angry with him for not having 
 kept his word. They would go to the circus some other day ; it was not so funny to see 
 jugglers galloping about 6n horses. There was no rain inside old Colombe's, and if the 
 money went in brandy, one at least had it in one's body ; one drank it limpid and shining- 
 like beautiful liquid gold. Ah ! she was ready to send the whole world to blazes ! Life 
 was not so pleasant atter all ; besides, it seemed some consolation to her to have her share 
 in squandering the cash. As she was comfortable, why should she not remain 1 One 
 might have a discharge of artillery ; she did not care to budge, once she had settled down 
 in a heap. She nursed herself in a pleasant warmth, her bodice sticking to her back, over- 
 come by a feeling of comfort which benumbed her limbs. She laughed all to herself, her 
 elbows on the table, a vacant look in her eyes, highly amused by two customers, a fat 
 heavy fellow and a dwarf, seated at a neighbouring table, and kissing each other like 
 loaves of bread, they were so drunk. Yes, she laughed at the " Assommoir," at old 
 Colombe's full moon, a regular bladder of lard, at the customers smoking their short clay 
 pipes, yelling and spitting, and at the big flames of gas which lighted up the looking-glasess 
 and the bottles of liqueurs. The smell no longer inconvenienced her ; on the contrary, it 
 tickled her nose, and she thought it very pleasant. Her eyes slightly closed, whilst 
 she breathed very slowly, without the least feeling of suffocation, tasting the enjoyment 
 of the gentle slumber which was overcoming her. Then, after her third glass, she let 
 her chin fall on'her hands; she could only see Coupeau and his comrades, and she remained 
 nose to nose with them, quite close, her cheeks warmed by their breath, looking at their 
 dirty beards as though she had been counting the hairs. They were very drunk by this 
 time. My-Boots drivelled, his pipe between his teeth, with the dumb and grave air of a 
 dozing ox. Bibi-the-Smoker was telling a story — the manner in which he emptied a bottle 
 at a draught, giving it such a kiss, that one instantly saw its bottom. Meanwhile Salted- 
 Mouth, otherwise Drink-without-Thirst, had gone and fetched the wheel of fortune from 
 the counter, and was playing with Coupeau for drinks. 
 
 " Two hundred ! You're lucky; you get high numbers every time." 
 
 The needle of the wheel grated, and the figure of- Fortune, a big red woman placed 
 under glass, turned round and round until it looked like a mere spot in the centre, similar 
 to a wine stain. 
 
 " Three hundred and fifty ! You must have been inside it, you confounded lascar ! 
 Ah ! damn it ! I sha'n't play any more ! " 
 
 And Gervaise amused herself with the wheel of fortune. She was feeling awfully 
 thirsty, and calling My-Boots " my child." Behind her, the machine for manufacturing 
 drunkards continued working, with its murmur of an underground stream ; and she de- 
 spaired of ever stopping it, of exhausting it, filled with a sullen anger against it, feel- 
 ing a longing to spring upon the big still as upon some animal, to kick it with her heels and 
 stave its belly. Everything seemed to become confused ; she felt in herself seized by 
 its copper claws, whilst the stream now flowed through her body. 
 
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 THE "ASSOMMOIR." 
 
 Then the room danced round, the gas-jets seemed to shoot like stars. Gervaise was 
 drunk. She heard a furious wrangle between Salted-Mouth, otherwise Dfink-without- 
 Thirst, and that rascal old Colombe. There was a thief of a landlord who wanted one to 
 pay for what one had not had ! Yet one was not at Bondy. Suddenly there was a scuf- 
 fling, yells were heard, and tables were upset. It was old Colombe who was turning the 
 party out, without the least hesitation, aud in the twinkling of an eye. On the other side of 
 the door they blackguarded him, and called him scoundrel. It still rained, and blew icy 
 cold. Gervaise lost Coupeau, found him, and then lost him again. She wished to go 
 home ; she felt the shops to find her way. This sudden darkness surprised her immensely. 
 At the corner of the Rue des Poissonniers, she sat down in the gutter thinking she was at 
 the wash-house. The water which flowed along, caused her head to swim, and made her 
 very ill At length she arrived, she passed stiffly before the doorkeepers' room where 
 she perfectly recognised the Lorilleux and the Poissons seated at the table, and who made 
 grimaces of disgust on beholding her in that sorry state. 
 
 She never remembered how she had got up the six flights of stairs. Jnst as she was 
 turning into the passage up at the top, little Lalie, who heard her footstep, hastened to 
 meet her, opening her arms caressingly, and saying with a smile : 
 
 " Madame Gervaise, papa has not yet returned ; just come and see my children sleeping. 
 Oh ! they look so pretty." 
 
 But, on beholding the laundress's besotted face she tremblingly drew back. She 
 was acquainted with that brandy laden breath, those pale eyes, that convulsed mouth. 
 Then, Gervaise stumbled past without uttering a word, whilst the child, standing on the 
 threshold of her room, followed her with her dark eyes, grave and speechless. 
 
 
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CHAPTER XL 
 
 Nana was growing up and becoming wayward. At fifteen years old she Iiad expanded 
 like a calf, white skinned and very fat, so plump indeed, you might have called her a ball. 
 Yes, such she was — fifteen years old, with all her teeth and no stays. A hussy's phiz, 
 dipped in milk, a skin as soft as peach rind, a funny nose, pink lips and eyes sparkling 
 like tapers, which mea would have liked to light their pipes at. Her pile of fair hair, the 
 colour of fresh oats, seemed to have scattered gold dust over her temples, freckle-like, 
 as it were, giving her brow a sunny crown. Ah ! a pretty doll, as the Lorilleux said, a 
 dirty nose that needed wiping, with fat shoulders which were as fully rounded and as ripe 
 in smell as those of a full grown woman. 
 
 Nana no longer put balls of paper into her bodice. A couple of titties had come to hei', 
 a pair of bran new titties too, hi white satin. They did not inconvenience her, far from 
 it ; she would have liked to have had an armful, and dreamt, in fact, of growing a wet 
 nurse's bubbies, so gluttonous and inconsiderate indeed is youth. What made her particu- 
 larly tempting was a nasty habit she had of protruding the tip of her tongue between her 
 white teeth. No doubt on seeing herself in the looking-glasses she had thought she was 
 pretty like this; and so all day long she poked her tongue out of her mouth in view 'of im- 
 proving her appearance. 
 
 " Hide your lying tongue," cried her mother, ."make haste and draw that red rag in- 
 side again ! " 
 
 Nana'showed herself very coquettish. She did not always wash her feet, but she bought 
 such tight boots that she suffered martyrdom in St. Crispin's prison, and if folks questioned 
 her when she turned purple with pain, she answered that she had the stomach-ache, so 
 as to avoid.confessing her coquetry. When bread was lacking at home, it was difficult for 
 her to trick herself out. But she accomplished miracles, brought ribbons back from the 
 workshop, and concocted toilettes — dirty dresses set off with bows and puffs. The summer 
 was the season of her greatest triumphs. With a cambric dress which had cost her six 
 francs, she filled the whole neighbourhood of the Goutte-d'Or with her fair beaut}'. Yes, 
 she was known from the outer Boulevards to the Fortifications, and from the Chaussee de 
 Ciignancourt to the Grande Rue of La Chapelle. Folks called her " the little hen," for she 
 was really as tender and as fresh looking as a chicken. 
 
 One dress, especially, suited her to perfection. It was covered with pink spots on a 
 white ground, cut very simply and without any trimmings. The skirt, which was rather 
 short, gave her feet full play. The loose, open sleeves allowed her arms to display them- 
 selves to the elbows. In a dark corner of the stairs, so as to avoid a box on the ears from 
 father Coupeau, she pinned the upper part of her bodice back heart-wise, in view of showing 
 her snow white neck and shadowy amber bosom. Nothing else, nothing but a pink ribbon 
 tied round her fair hair — a ribbon, the ends of which waved over the nape of her neck. 
 She looked as fresh as a nosegay, dressed like this, exhaling the perfume of youth, the 
 scent which comes from the flesh of a child and a woman. 
 
 At this time, Sundays were her great days for meeting the crowd, all the men who 
 passed by and made her advances. She waited the whole week for these occasions, tickled 
 with little longings, stifling, and feeling the need of fresh air, of a stroll in the sunlight 
 among the crowd of the faubourg, rigged out in its Sunday aspect. Early in the morning- 
 she began to dress, stopping for hours in her shift in front of the bit of glass hanging over 
 the chest of drawers ;• but as everyone in the house could see her through the window, her 
 mother oft times grew angry, and asked her if she hadn't pretty nearly finished walking 
 about as naked as a parsnip! But with bare legs and dishevelled hair, with her chemise 
 falling from her shoulders,' she quietly continued plastering corkscrew ringlets over her 
 forehead with sugared water, sewing buttons on to her boots or stitching her dress. 
 
 Ah ! she was just the ticket like that ! said father Coupeau sneering and jeering at her, 
 a real Magdalen in despair ! She might have turned " savage woman " at a fair, and have 
 shown herself for a penny. Hide your meat, he used to say, and let me eat my bread ! 
 In fact she was adorable, white and dainty under her overhanging golden fleece, losing 
 temper to the point that her skin turned pink, not daring to answer her father, but cutting 
 
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230 THE "ASSOMMOIR." 
 
 her thread with her teeth with a hasty furious jerk which shook her plump but youthful 
 form. 
 
 Then immediately after breakfast she tripped downstairs into the courtyard. The warm 
 peacefulness of Sunday was sending the house to sleep, the workshops were closed, the 
 rooms yawned with open windows, displaying tables already laid for the evening meal, which 
 awaited households engaged for the nonce in picking up appetites on the fortifications. 
 One woman on the third floor was occupying her time in cleaning her room, rolling her bed 
 about, disturbing the furniture and singing the same song for hours in a soft tearful voice. 
 Then as work was hushed, in the midst of the empty, echoing courtyard, Nana, Pauline and 
 other big girls engaged in games of battledore and shuttlecock. They were five or sis who 
 had sprouted together, and had become the queens of the house, sharing the glances of 
 the masculine inmates. Whenever a man crossed the courtyard shrill laughter arose, and 
 the rustle of starched skirts passed by like a gust of wind. Above them flamed the holiday 
 air, burning and heavy, drowsily lazy as it were, and whitened by the dust scattered by 
 the promenaders. 
 
 But the games were only an excuse for them to make off. Suddenly stillness fell 
 upon the house. The girls had glided out into the street and made for the outer Boule- 
 vards. Then linked arm in arm across the full breadth of the pavement, they went off the 
 whole six of them, clad in light colours with ribbons tied around their bare heads. With 
 bright ejes, darting stealthy glances through their partially closed eyelids, they took note 
 of everything, and constantly threw back their necks to laugh, displaying the" fleshy part 
 of their chins. Their line became broken in moments of especial gaiety provoked by some 
 passing hunchback or some old woman waiting for her dog near the street posts ; some of 
 them then remained in the rear and bad to be dragged forward by the others; and mean- 
 time they wriggled their hips, curvetted and pranced in view of attracting attention, 
 making their dresses crackle under their budding forms. The street belonged to them ; 
 they had grown up in it, pulling up their skirts alongside the shop-fronts; even now they 
 trussed themselves up above their knees to re-fasten their garters. In the midst of the 
 pale and slow-paced crowd, between the stumpy trees of the Boulevard, they straggled 
 hastily onward from the Barriere Kochechouart to the Barriere Saint-Denis, pushing 
 against the people they met, winding in zig-zag fashion through groups of bystanders, turn- 
 ing round and launching remarks in the midst of their fusee-like laughter. And their 
 dresses sped along leaving behind them a trace of the insolence of youth ; they displayed 
 themselves in the open air, in the blaze of light, with blackguard-like coarseness, and yet 
 as desirable and as tender as virgins returning with moist necks from the bath. 
 
 Nana was in the centre with her pink dress all aglow in the sunlight. She gave her 
 arm to Pauline, whose costume, yellow flowers on a white ground^ glared in similar fashion, 
 dotted as it were with little flames. As they were the tallest of the baud, the most woman- 
 like and most unblushing, they led the troop and drew themselves up with breasts well 
 forward whenever they detected glances or heard complimentary remarks. The others, 
 the hussies, extended right and left, puffing themselves out in order to attract attention. 
 Nana and Pauliue resorted to the complicated devices of experienced coquettes. If they 
 ran till they were out of breath it was in view of shewing their white stockings and making 
 the ribbons of their chignons wave in the breeze. Then when they stopped, pretending to 
 suffocate, with palpitating breasts thrown back, you might have glanced around and you 
 would certainly have espied one of their sweethearts, some young blood of the neighbour- 
 hood ; then they walked on with languid steps, whispering laughingly to each other and 
 watching stealthily from under their eyelids. They were especially eager for these chance 
 meetings, among the jostling throng on the pavement. Big fellows in Sunday attire, 
 jackets and felt hats, detained them for a moment at the edge of the gutter, bantering 
 and striving to squeeze their waists. Young workmen, j ust in the twenties, in slovenly 
 grey blouses, talked slowly to them with crossed arms, puffing the smoke of their short 
 pipes up their noses. But all this was of no importance ; these chaps had sprouted up 
 on the pavement at the same time as themselves. Still amongst the lot they had al- 
 ready made their choice. Pauline was always meeting Madame Gaudron's son, a seventeen 
 year old carpenter who treated her to apples ; and Nana distinguished from one end of the 
 street to the other young Victor Fauconnier, the washerwoman's son, with whom she ex- 
 changed kisses in dark corners. But it did not go any further, they were too vicious to 
 act improperly without knowledge. Only the talk was precious hot. 
 
 Then, when the sun set, the great delight of these hussies was to stop and look at 
 
THE " ASSOMMOIE." 231 
 
 the mountebanks. Conjurors and strong men turned up and spread threadbare carpets 
 on the soil of the avenue. Loungers collected, and a circle formed, whilst the mounte- 
 bank in the centre tried his muscles under his faded tights. Nana and Pauline would 
 remain standing for hours in the thickest of the crowd. Their pretty fresh dresses became 
 all creased and tumbled by rubbing against the men's coats and dirty blouses. Their 
 bare arms, their bare necks, their bare heads grew heated amid the foul breathing of the 
 men, the offensive odour of wine and perspiration combined. And they laughed in full 
 enjoyment, nowise disgusted, but rosier rather, as if they had been on their native dung- 
 heap. Around them filthy words were exchanged in undisguised indecency — the remarks 
 of drunken men. But, 'twas their own language, they knew it well, and they turned 
 round with a smile, quietly unchaste, without a flush tinging their pallid satin skins. 
 
 The only thing that vexed them was to meet their fathers, especially when the latter 
 had been drinking. So they watched and warned one another. 
 
 " I say, Nana," Pauline would suddenly cry out, " here comes daddy Coupeau ! " 
 
 " Eh ! he isn't drunk, oh ! dear no, not at all ! " said Nana, greatly bothered. " I'm 
 going to cut and run you know. I don't want him to shake my fleas. Hallo ! how he 
 stumbles ! Good Lord, if he could only break his neck ! " 
 
 At other times, when Coupeau came straight up to her without giving her time to run 
 off, she crouched down, made herself small and muttered : "Just you hide me, you others. 
 He's looking for me, and he promised he'd knock my head off if he caught me ganging about." 
 
 Then, when the drunkard had passed them, she drew herself up again, and all the 
 others followed her with bursts of laughter. He'll find her — he will — he won't ! It was a 
 true game at hide and seek. One day, however, Boche had come after Pauline and caught 
 her by both ears, and Coupeau had driven Nana home with kicks behind. 
 
 When daylight waned, they took a last turn and went home in the pallid dusk, through 
 the tired crowd. The dust had thickened in the atmosphere, attenuating the darkness 
 of the heavy sky. The Bue de la Goutte-d'Or might have been a corner of some pro- 
 vincial town with the housewives gossiping on the doorsteps, and their bursts of chatter 
 disturbing the warm silence of the neighbourhood void of vehicles. The girls stopped for 
 . a minute in the courtyard, took up their battledores and tried to make believe that they 
 hadn't budged from the spot. Then they went upstairs concocting some story which they 
 were often dispensed from repeating, as, for instance, when they found their parents absorbed 
 in cuffing one another, because the soup was over salted, or not hot enough. 
 
 Nana was now a workgirl, and earned forty sous a day at Titreville's place in the Bue 
 du Caire, where she had served as apprentice. The Coupeaus had kept her there, so that 
 she might remain under the eye of Madame Lerat, who had been forewoman in the work- 
 room for ten years. Of a morning, when her mother looked at the cuckoo clock, off she 
 went by herself, looking very pretty with her shoulders tightly confined in her old black 
 dress, which was both too narrow and too short ; and Madame Lerat had to" note the hour 
 of her arrival and tell it to Gervaise. She was allowed twenty minutes to go from the Bue 
 de la Goutte-d'Or to the Bue du Caire, and it was enough, for these young hussies have 
 stag's legs. At times she arrived to the minute, but so red and so out of breath that she 
 certainly had sped from the Barriere in ten minutes, after dawdling on the road before- 
 hand. More usually, however, she was seven or eight minutes late ; and then she showed 
 herself most coaxing towards her aunt till night time, looking at her with supplicating 
 eyes and thus trying to touch her and induce her not to tell her father. Madame Lerat who 
 understood youthful vagaries, did not tell the Coupeaus the truth, but she rebuked Nana 
 with interminable chatter, talking of her responsibility and of the dangers a young girl 
 was exposed to in the streets of Paris. Ah ! good heavens ! wasn't she followed about her- 
 self? She gazed at her niece with eyes bright with constantly recurring unchaste ideas, 
 and her senses kindled at the thought of preserving this poor little kitten's virtue warm on 
 the hob. 
 
 "Do you see," she repeated, "you must tell me everything. I'm so fond of you that 
 if any misfortune happened to you, I should go and throw myself into the Seine. Do you 
 hear, my little puss? If men talk to you, you must repeat everything to me without 
 omitting a word— eh ? Haven't they said anything to you as yet? Will you swear 
 it?" 
 
 Nana thereupon laughed, twisting her mouth in a funny manner. No, no, men didn't 
 talk to her. She walked too fast, and besides what could they have had to say to her? 
 She had nothing to do with them ; and assuming a simpleton's expression, she explained 
 
232 THE " ASSOMMOIR." 
 
 how it happened that she was often late : she had stopped to look at some pictures in the 
 shop windows, or else she had accompanied Pauline to hear a story she knew. Folks could 
 follow her, if they did not believe her : she always kept to the pavement on the left hand 
 side; and sped along like a vehicle, overtaking all the other girls and passing them by. To 
 tell the truth, Madame Lerat had one day surprised her with her nose tilted upwards in 
 the Rue du Petit-Carreau, while she was laughing with three other hussies of her own class, 
 at a man who was shaving himself at a window ; but when her aunt reproached her, she 
 turned angry and swore that she had just been into the baker's at the corner to buy a 
 ha'penny roll. 
 
 " Oh ! I watch, you needn't fear," said the widow to the' Coupeaus. "I will answer 
 to you for her as I would answer for myself. And rather than let a blackguard squeeze 
 her, why I'd step between them." 
 
 The workroom at Titreville's was a large apartment on the first floor with a broad 
 work-table standing on trestles in the centre. Round the four walls, the plaster of which 
 was visible in parts where the dirty yellowish grey paper was torn away, there were 
 several stands covered with old cardboard boxes, parcels, and discarded patterns, under 
 a thick coating of dust. The gas had left what appeared to be like a daub of soot on the 
 ceiling. The two windows opened so wide, that without leaving the work-table, the girls 
 could see the people walking past on the pavement over the way. 
 
 Madame Lerat arrived the first, in view of setting an example. Then for a quarter of an 
 hour the door swayed to and fro, and all the workgirls straggled in, perspiring, with 
 tumbled hair. One July morning Naua arrived the last, as very often happened. " Ah 
 me ! " she said, " it won't be a pity when I have a carriage of my own." And without 
 even taking off her hat, one which she was weary of patching up, she approached the win- 
 dow, and leant out, looking to the right and the left to see what was going on in the 
 street. 
 
 "What are you looking at?" asked Madame Lerat, suspiciously. "Did your father 
 come witli you 2" 
 
 " No, you may be sure of that," answered Nana coolly. " I'm looking at nothing — I'm 
 looking — that it's awfully hot. It's enough to make anyone ill to make them run like , 
 that." 
 
 It was a stifling hot morning. The workgirls had drawn down the Venetian blinds, 
 between which they could spy out into the street ; and they had at last begun working 
 on either side of the table, at the upper end of which sat Madame Lerat. They were eight 
 in number, each with her pot of glue, pincers, tools, and curling stand in front of her. On 
 the work-table lay a mass of wire, reels, cotton wool, green and brown paper, leaves and 
 petals cut out of silk, satin, or velvet. In the centre, in the neck of a large decantqr, one 
 flower-girl had thrust a little penny nosegay which had been fading on her breast since the 
 day before. 
 
 " Ah ! do you know," said L^onie, a pretty girl with dark hair, as she leant over her 
 stand curling the petals of a rose, " it seems that poor Caroline is awfully miserable with 
 that fellow who used to wait for her every evening." 
 
 Nana, who was engaged in cutting narrow bands of green paper, declared that this 
 news in nowise surprised her, for the fellow in question was constantly unfaithful ; only 
 she did not say unfaithful, a disgusting expression fell from her lips instead. 
 
 An undercurrent of gaiety spread through the workroom, and Madame Lerat found it 
 needful to make a show of severity. She screwed her nose up muttering : " You are 
 chaste, mj dear, and no mistake; you use nice language. I shall tell your father of it, 
 and we'll see if he's pleased." 
 
 Nana puffed out her cheeks as if to avoid bursting into laughter. Her father, indeed! 
 Why, he used worse language himself. But suddenly Ldonie swiftly whispered: "Eh ! take 
 care ; here comes madame ! " 
 
 And indeed Madame Titreville, a tall withered looking woman, now entered the work- 
 room. As a rule she remained downstairs in the shop. The workgirls lived in fear of 
 her, for she never joked. She went slowly round the worktable, over which every one now 
 remaind stooping, silent and active. She called one workgirl a blockhead, and made her 
 begin a daisy over again. Then she went off, as stiffly as she had come. 
 
 " Bow ! wow ! " repeated Nana in the midst of a general growl. 
 
 " Young ladies, really, young ladies ! " said Madame Lerat, striving to assume an air 
 of severity. "You will compel me to adopt measures — " 
 
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 But she was not listened to, for she was scarcely feared. She showed herself too toler- 
 ant, titillated as it were by associating with those girls whose eyes were full of merriment, 
 talking them aside to question them about their lovers, and telling them their fortunes 
 with cards when an end of the worktable happened to be unencumbered. Her hard skin, 
 her gendarme's carcass, vibrated with a gossip's saltatory joy when any doubtful subject 
 was broached. The only thing she objected to was plain words; but providing plain words 
 were not used, anything might be insinuated. 
 
 To tell the truth, Nana perfected her education in nice style in the workroom ! No 
 doubt she was already inclined to go wrong. But this was the finishing stroke — associat- 
 • ing with a lot of girls who were already worn out with misery and vice. They all hob- 
 nobbed and rotted together, just the story of the baskets of apples when there are rotten 
 ones among them. No doubt there was a make believe at decency in the presence of 
 strangers ; the girls avoided disgusting expressions, and pretended to be well-brought up 
 young people. Only, nasty remarks were exchanged in corners, in one another's ears, as 
 fast as could be managed. Two of them could not remain together without at once wrig- 
 gling with laughter as they related something improper. Then in the evening they saw 
 each other home; and confidential revelations were exchanged — stories calculated to set the 
 hair on end, which delayed the girls on the pavement, and made them burn with desire in 
 the midst of the elbowing crowd. . For those who had so far remained virgins like Nana, 
 the workroom had a pernicious atmosphere replete with the odour of low music-halls and 
 sleepless ' nights, brought there by the more vicious girls, in their slovenly fastened hair 
 and their tumbled skirts — so tumbled indeed that the wearers seemed to have gone to bed 
 in them. Over the worktable among the bright fragile artificial flowers, there passed a 
 perverted breath typified by the idle languor which follows nights of vice, and by the dark 
 circles around the hussies' eyes — the stamp of love as Madame Lerat was wont to say. 
 Nana sniffed and intoxicated herself as it were when she was beside some girl who had al- 
 ready seen " the wolf." For a long while she had sat next to big Lisa, who was said to 
 be in an interesting condition ; and she was ever casting glowing glances at her neighbour 
 as though she expected to see her suddenly expand and burst. As for learning anything 
 new, that was a difficult matter. The little hussy knew everything, had learnt everything 
 on the pavement of the Rue de la Goutte-d'Or. In the workroom however, she saw pre- 
 cept carried into practice, and by degrees there came to her a longing with cheek enough 
 to do the same in her turn. 
 
 "It's hot enough to make one stifle," she said, approaching a window as if to draw 
 the blind farther down ; but she leant forward and again looked out both to the right and 
 left. 
 
 At the same moment Leonie, who was watching a man stationed on the foot pave- 
 ment over the way, exclaimed, " What's that old fellow about ? He's been spying here 
 for the last quarter of an hour." 
 
 "Some torn cat," said Madame Lerat. "Nana, just come and sit down ! I forbade 
 your remaining at the window." 
 
 Nana took up the stems of some violets she was rolling, and the whole workroom turned 
 its attention to the man in question. He was a well-dressed individual with a frock coat 
 on, and he looked about fifty years old. He had a pale face, very serious and dignified 
 in expression, framed round with a well trimmed grey beard. He remained for an hour in 
 front of a herborist's shop with his eyes fixed on the Venetian blinds of the workroom. The 
 flower-girls indulged in little bursts of laughter which died away amid the noise of the 
 street, and while leaning forward, to all appearance busy with their work, they glanced 
 askance so as not to lose sight of the gentleman. 
 
 "Ah!" remarked Leonie, " he wears glasses. He's a swell. He's waiting for Augus- 
 tine, no doubt." 
 
 But Augustine, a tall, ugly, fair-haired girl, sourly answered that she did not like old 
 men ; whereupon Madame Lerat, jerking her head, answered with a smile full of underhand 
 meaning, " That is a great mistake on your part, my dear ; the old ones are more tender.'* 
 At this moment Leonie's neighbour, a plump little body, whispered something' in 
 her ear, and L6onie suddenly threw herself back on her chair, seized with a fit of noisy 
 laughter, wriggling, looking at the gentleman and then laughing all the louder. " That's, 
 it. Oh ! that's it," she stammered. " How dirty that ( Sophie'is ! " 
 
 "What did she say? What did she say?" asked the whole workroom, aglow with., 
 curiosity. 
 
234 THE "ASSOMMOIR." 
 
 Leonie wiped the tears from her eyes without answering. When she became some- 
 what calmer, she began curling her flowers again and declared, " It can't be repeated." 
 
 The others insisted, but she shook her head, seized again with a gust of gaiety. There- 
 upon Augustine, her left-hand neighbour, besought her to whisper it to her ; and finally 
 Leonie consented to do so, with her lips close to Augustine's ear. Augustine threw 
 herself back and wriggled with convulsive laughter in her turn. Then she repeated the 
 phrase to a girl next to her, and from ear to ear it travelled round the room amid exclama- 
 tions and stifled laughter. When they were all of them acquainted with Sophie's disgust- 
 ing remark, they looked at one another and burst out laughing together, although a little 
 flushed and confused. Madame Lerat alone was not in the secret and she felt extremely 
 vexed. 
 
 "That's very impolite behaviour on your part, young ladies," said she. "It is not 
 right to whisper when other people are present. Something indecent, no doubt ! Ah ! 
 that's becoming ! " 
 
 However, she did not venture to ask what it was that Sophie had said, despite her 
 furious longing to learn it. But, for a moment, looking dignified, with her nose pointed 
 downwards, she regaled herself with the chatter of the workgirls. None of them could 
 make a remark, the most innocent one in the world, about her work, for instance, without 
 the others interpreting it maliciously ; they distorted its meaning, and gave it a nasty 
 signification. And they connected everything with the gentleman who was waiting over 
 the way — they always contrived to associate him with their allusions. Ah ! his ears must 
 have tingled, and no mistake ! They ended by saying some very stupid things in their 
 anxiety to be witty. Still, this did not prevent them from finding the pastime an amusing 
 one, and excited, with sparkling eyes, they indulged in hotter remarks than ever. 
 Madame Lerat had no occasion to scold, for no plain words were spoken. 
 
 You should have seen how Nana enjoyed all this merriment. No word with a double 
 meaning escaped her. She, herself, launched some very stiff ones, underscoring them 
 with a movement of the chin, sitting back, and feeling superlatively delighted. She was 
 at home in vice, like a fish is at home in water. And meantime, whilst she wriggled on 
 her chair, she kept on preparing her violet stems with wonderful ease, and in less time 
 than you might have rolled a cigarette. One movement to take a strip of green paper, and 
 then, presto ! the paper glided round the wire ; next a drop of gum on the top so as to affix 
 the flower, and it was done — a fresh delicate bit of green, fit to be placed on a lady's 
 bosom. The dexterity was in her fingers, her hussy's fingers, which were nimble and 
 supple, double-jointed, as it were. This was all she had been able to learn of the profes- 
 sion, and all the stems of the workroom were entrusted to her, so skilfully did she prepare 
 them. 
 
 However, the gentleman over the way had gone off. The room grew calmer, and work 
 was carried on in the sultry heat. When twelve o'clock struck — meal-time — they all 
 shook themselves. Nana, who had hastened to the window again, volunteered to do the 
 errands if they liked. And Leonie ordered a penn'orth of shrimps, Augustine a screw of 
 fried potatoes, Lisa a bunch of radishes, Sophie a sausage. Then as Nana was guiDg 
 downstairs, Madame Lerat, who found her partiality for the window that morning rather 
 curious, overtook her with her long legs. 
 
 " Wait a bit," she said. " I'll go with you. I want to buy something too." 
 
 But in the passage below she perceived the gentleman, stuck there like a candle, and 
 exchanging glances with Nana. The girl flushed very red, whereupon her aunt at once 
 caught her by the arm and made her trot over the pavement, whilst the individual fol- 
 lowed behind. Ah ! so the torn cat had come for Nana. Well, that was nice ! At fifteen 
 years and a half old, to drag men about after her skirts ! And then Madame Lerat hastily 
 began to question her. Oh ! really, Nana didn't know ; he had only been following her 
 for five days, but she could not poke her nose out of doors without stumbling on him. She 
 believed he was in business ; yes, a manufacturer of bone buttons. Madame Lerat was 
 greatly impressed. She turned round and glanced at the gentleman out of the corner of 
 her eye. 
 
 " One can see he's got a long purse,'' she muttered. " Listen to me, pussy ; you must 
 tell me everything. You have nothing more to fear now." 
 
 Whilst speaking, they hastened from shop to shop — to the pork butcher's, the fruiterer's, 
 the cook-shop ; and the errands in greasy paper were piled up in their hands. Still they 
 remained amiable, curvetting and casting bright glances behind them with gusts of gay 
 
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THE "ASSOMMOIR." 239 
 
 laughter. Madame Lerat herself tried the graceful, acting the young girl, on account of 
 the button manufacturer who was still following them. 
 
 " He is very distinguished looking," she declared as they returned into the passage. 
 " If he only had honourable views." 
 
 Then as they were going upstairs she suddenly seemed to remember something. " By 
 the way, what were the girls whispering to each other — you know, what Sophie said ? " 
 
 Nana did not make any ceremony. Only she caught Madame Lerat by the neck and 
 caused her to descend a couple of steps, for, really, the remark in question could not be 
 repeated aloud, even on a staircase. And then she whispered it. Hot as it was, her aunt 
 merely jerked her head, opening her eyes and twisting her mouth. At all events, she knew 
 what it was now, and no longer itched with curiosity. 
 
 The flower-girls ate off their knees, so as not to mess the work-table. They hastily bolted 
 their food, for eating bothered them, and they preferred to spend the hour they were al- 
 lowed for their meal in watching the passers-by out of the window, or indulging in con- 
 fidential chit-chat in the corners. On that day they tried to find out what had become of 
 the gentleman who had waited over the way during the morning, but he had altogether 
 disappeared. Madame Lerat and Nana glanced at each other, but kept their mouths shut. 
 It was already ten minutes past one, and the girls did not seem at all in a hurry to take 
 up their pliers again — when L6onie suddenly articulated "prrrout" like house-painters 
 do to call each other, in view of signalling the mistress's approach. At once they all 
 seated themselves on their chairs again, with their noses bent over their work. The next 
 moment Madame Titreville came in and severely made the round. 
 
 From this day forth Madame Lerat regaled herself with her niece's first love adventure. 
 She no longer left her, but accompanied her morning and evening, bringing her responsi- 
 bility well to the fore. This somewhat annoyed Nana, but all the samd she expanded 
 with pride at seeing herself guarded like a treasure ; and the talk she and her aunt in- 
 dulged in, in the street, with the button manufacturer behind them, inflamed her and rather 
 quickened her desire to take the jump. Oh ! her aunt understood the feelings of the 
 heart ; she even compassionated the button manufacturer, this elderly gentleman, who 
 looked so respectable, for after all, sentimental feelings are more deeply rooted among 
 people of a certain age. Still she watched. And yes, he would have to pass over hex- 
 body before reaching her niece. 
 
 One evening she approached the gentleman, and told him, as straight as a bullet, that 
 his conduct was most improper. He bowed to her politely, without answering, like an old 
 satyr who was accustomed to hear parents tell him to go about his business. She really 
 could not be cross with him, he was too well mannered. . Then came practical advice on 
 love, allusions to dirty blackguards of men, and all sorts of stories about hussies who had re- 
 pented of their frailty, which left Nana in a state of languor, with eyes gleaming brightly 
 in her pale face. 
 
 One day, however, in the Eue du Faubourg-Poissonniere, the button manufacturer ven- 
 tured to poke his nose between the aunt and the niece in view of muttering things which 
 ought not to have been said. Thereupon Madame Lerat was so frightened that she de- 
 clared she no longer felt safe on her own account, and she told the whole business to 
 her brother. Then came another row. There were some pretty rumpuses in the Coupeaus' 
 rooms. To begin with, the zinc-worker gave Nana a hiding. What was that he learnt 1 
 The hussy gallivanted with old men. All right. Only let her be caught philandering out 
 of doors again, she'd be done for; he, her father, would cut off her head in a jiffy. Had 
 the like ever been seen before ! A dirty nose who thought of dishonouring her family ! 
 Thereupon he shook her, declaring in God's name that she'd have to walk straight, for 
 he'd watch her himself in future. As soon as she came home he searched her, and looked 
 her well in the face to see if she had a little mark on the eye, one of those little kisses which 
 steal there noiselessly. Ho smelt her and turned her round. One evening she received 
 another hiding on account of his having found a black spot on her neck. The hussy dared 
 to say that it wasn't a sucking mark ! Yes, she called it a bruise — a bruise which Leonie 
 had made in playing. He'd give her bruises indeed ; he'd prevent her gallivanting even 
 if he had to break her skittles. On other occasions, when he was in a good humour, he 
 bantered her and made fun of her. Really now ! She was a nice bit for a man to make 
 up to — as flat as a sole, with salt cellars above her chest big enough to shove a fist into ! 
 Nana, beaten for what she had not done, exposed to all the crudity of her father's abomin- 
 able charges, showed the cunning infuriated submission of a hunted animal. 
 
240 THE "ASSOMMOIR." 
 
 " Why don't you leave her alone 1 " repeated Gervaise, who was more reasonable. 
 " You will end by making her wish to do what she oughtn't by talking to her about it so 
 much." 
 
 Ah ! yes, indeed, she did wish to do it. She itched all over, longing to break loose and 
 go the whole hog, as father Coupeau said. He insisted so much on the subject that even 
 an honest girl would have fired up. Even, when he was abusing her, he taught her tilings 
 she did not know as yet, which, to say the least, was astonishing. Then, little by little, 
 she acquired, some singular habits. One morning he noticed her rummaging in a paper 
 bag and rubbing something on her face. It was rice powder, which she plastered on 
 her delicate satin-like skin with perverse taste. He caught up the paper bag and rubbed it 
 over her face, violently enough to graze her skin, and called her a miller's daughter. On 
 another occasion she brought some red ribbons home, to do up her old black hat which 
 she was so ashamed of. And he asked her in a furious voice where she had got those ribbons 
 from. Eh 1 She had earned them immorally, or else she had bagged them ! A hussy or 
 a thief, and perhaps both together. On various occasions he caught her with something 
 pretty in her hands — a cornelian ring, a pair of cuffs with lace edges, one of those silver- 
 gilt heart-shaped lockets called " Come and feel," which girls hang between their titties. 
 Coupeau wanted to destroy everything ; but she defended her property frantically. It 
 was her's ; a lady had given it to her, or else she had obtained it from a girl at the work- 
 room in exchange for something else. As for the locket, she had found it in the Eue d'Abou- 
 kir. When her father crushed it with his heel, she remained- erect and pale, with clinched 
 hands, whilst a feeling of revolt came over her, inciting her to spring upon him and tear 
 something off him. For a couple of years she had dreamed of having that locket, and 
 there he had gone and flattened it. No, she fouud that too strong ; there must be an end 
 of it! 
 
 However, Coupeau was more worrying than judicious in the manner he ruled Nana. 
 He was often in the wrong, and his injustice exasperated the girl. She at last left off at- 
 tending the workshop, and then when the zinc-worker gave her a hiding, she declared she 
 would not return to Titreville's again, for she was always placed next to Augustine, who 
 must have swallowed her feet to have such a foul breath. Then Coupeau took her him- 
 self to the Rue du Caire, and requested the mistress of the establishment to place her 
 always next to Augustine, by way of punishment. Every morning for a fortnight he took, 
 the trouble to come down from the Barriere Poissonniere to escort Nana to the door of the 
 flower shop. And he remained for five minutes on the footway, to make sure that she had 
 gone in. But one morning, while he was drinking a glass with a friend in a wineshop in 
 the Rue Saint-Denis, he perceived the hussy darting down the street. For a fortnight 
 she had been deceiving him ; instead of going into the workroom, she climbed a storey 
 higher, and sat down on the stairs, waiting till he had gone off. When Coupeau began 
 casting the blame on Madame Lerat, the latter flatly replied that she would not accept it. 
 She had told her niece all she ought to tell her, to keep her on her guard against menj and 
 it was not her fault if the girl still had a liking for the nasty beasts. Now, she washed her 
 hands of the whole business ; she swore she would not mix up in it, for she knew what she 
 knew. Scandal-mongering in the family ; yes, folks who charged her with debauching 
 Nana, and taking a wicked pleasure in witnessing her immorality. On the other hand, 
 Coupeau learned from the mistress that Nana was led astray by another workgirl, that little 
 camel Leonie, who had just abandoned flower-making to lead an immoral life. No doubt, 
 the . girl, merely gluttonous of pastry and gadding about in the streets, might yet have 
 married with a wreath of orange blossom on her head. But dash it ! One must make 
 haste if she was to be given to a husband, clean, intact, and complete like young ladies who 
 respect themselves. 
 
 In the house in the Rue de la Goutte-d'Or, Nana's old fellow was talked about as a gen- 
 tleman everyone was acquainted with. Oh ! he remained very polite, even a little timid, 
 but awfully obstinate and patient, following her ten paces behind like an obedient poodle. 
 Sometimes, indeed, he ventured into the courtyard. One evening Madame Gaudron met 
 him on the second floor landing, and he glided down alongside the balusters with his nose 
 lowered, and looking as if on fire, but frightened. And the Lorilleux threatened to move 
 if their rag of a niece brought any more men into the house behind her, for it was be- 
 coming disgusting, the staircase was full of them, and one could no longer go down with 
 out meeting some fellow or another on every step, sniffing and waiting ; indeed, one might 
 have thought there was some dog on heat in the house. The Boches pitied the fate of this 
 
THE " ASSOMMOIK." 241 
 
 poor gentleman, such a respectable individual, who had fallen in love with a little hussy. 
 After all, he was in business, they had seen his button manufactory on the Boulevard de 
 la Villette, and he might have given a woman a position if he had come across an honest 
 girl. Thanks to the particulars communicated by the doorkeepers, all the people of the 
 neighbourhood, even the Lorilleux themselves, showed the greatest respect for the old fel- 
 low, when he passed by at Nana's heels, with hanging lips, a pale face, and a framework of 
 grey beard becomingly cropped. 
 
 For the first month Nana was greatly amused with her old fellow. You should have 
 seen him always dogging her — a perfect dip-in-the-pot who felt her skirts behind, in the 
 crowd, without seeming to do so. And his legs ! perfect lucifers. No more moss on his 
 pate, only four straight hairs falling on his neck, so that she was always tempted to 
 ask him where his hairdresser lived. Ah! what an old gaffer, he was comical and no 
 mistake. 
 
 Then, on finding him always behind her, she no longer thought him so funny. She be- 
 came afraid of him, and would have called out if he had approached her. Often, when 
 she stopped in front of a jeweller's shop, she heard him stammering something behind her. 
 And what he said was true ; she would have liked to have had a cross with a velvet neck- 
 band, or a pair of coral earrings, so small, you would have thought they were drops of blood. 
 Indeed, without aspiring to jewellery she could not remain a rag, she was tired of decking 
 herself with such refuse as she could pick up in the. workrooms of the Eue du Caire, and 
 especially she had had enough of her hat, the " caloquet," on which the flowers cribbed 
 at Titreville's hung. Trotting along in the mud, splashed by the vehicles, dazed by the 
 display in the shop windows, she had longings which twisted her chest — -longings to be well 
 dressed, to eat in the restaurants, to go to the theatre, to have a room of her own with 
 handsome furniture. She paused, pale with desire, she felt a heat mount within hsr from 
 the pavement of Paris, she was seized with a ferocious appetite to partake of the enjoyment 
 which she elbowed in the crowd on the footways. And it never missed just at those very 
 moments the old fellow whispered his proposals into her ear. Ah ! how she would have 
 shaken hands with him in token of assent, if she had not been afraid of him, if she had 
 not experienced a sensation of revolt which strengthened her in her refusals, and made 
 her furious and disgusted with man, and the unknown, despite all her vice. 
 
 However, when the winter arrived, life became impossible at home. Nana had her 
 hiding every night. When her father was tired of beating her, her mother smacked her 
 to teach her how to behave. And very often it was a general set-to ; as soon as one of 
 them began to beat her, the other took her part, so that all three of them ended by rolling 
 on the tiled floor in the midst of the broken crockery. And with all this, there were short 
 commons and they shivered with cold. Whenever the girl bought anything pretty, a bow 
 or a pair of sleeve-links, her parents confiscated the purchase and drank what they could 
 get for it. She had nothing of her own, excepting her allowance of blows, before coiling 
 herself up between the rags of a sheet, where she shivered under her little black skirt, 
 which she stretched out by way of a blanket. No, that cursed life could not continue ; she 
 was not going to leave her skin in it. Her father had long since ceased to count for her ; 
 when a father gets drunk like her's did, he isn't a father, but a dirty beast one longs to get 
 rid of. And now, too, her mother was going down the hill in her esteem. She drank as 
 well. She liked to go and fetch her husband at old Colombe's, so as to be treated ; and 
 she willingly sat down, with none of the air of disgust that she had assumed on the first 
 occasion, draining glasses indeed at one gulp, dragging her elbows over the tables for hours, 
 and leaving the place with her eyes starting out of her head. 
 
 When" Nana passed in front of the " Assommoir " and saw her mother inside, with 
 her nose in her glass, fuddled in the midst of the disputing men, she was seized with 
 anger ; for youth, which has other dainty thoughts uppermost, does not understand drink. 
 On these evenings it was a pretty sight. Father drunk, mother drunk, a hell of a home 
 that stunk with liquor, and where there was no bread. To tell the truth, a saint would 
 not have stayed in the place. So much the worse if she took French leave one of these 
 days ; her parents might say their mea culpa, and own that they had forced her out of 
 the house. 
 
 One Saturday when Nana came home she found her father and her mother in a lament- 
 able condition. Coupeau, who had fallen across the bed, was snoring. Gervaise, 
 crouching on a chair, was swaying her head, with her eyes vaguely and threaten- 
 ingly staring into vacancy. She had forgotten to warm the dinner, the remains of & 
 
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242 THE "ASSOMMOIR." 
 
 stew. A tallow dip which she neglected to snuff revealed the shameful misery of 
 the room. 
 
 "It's you, caterpillar?" stammered Gervaise. " Ah well, your father will give you a 
 dance." 
 
 Nana did not answer, but remained pale, looking at the cold stove, the table on which 
 no, plates were laid, the lugubrious hovel which this pair of drunkards invested with the 
 pale horror of their callousness. She did not take off her hat, but walked round the room ■ 
 then, with her teeth tightly set, she opened the door and went out. 
 
 " You are going down again t " asked her mother, who was unable even to turn her 
 head. 
 
 /'Yes ; I've forgotten something. I shall come up again. Good evening." 
 
 And she did not return. On the morrow when the Coupeaus were sobered they fought 
 together, reproaching each other with being the cause of Nana's flight. Ah ! she was far 
 away if she were running still ! As children are told of sparrows, her parents might set a 
 pinch of salt on her tail, and then perhaps they would catch her. It was a great blow, 
 and crushed Gervaise, for, despite the impairment of her faculties, she realised perfectly 
 well that her daughter's misconduct lowered her still more; she was alone now, with no 
 child to respect, able to let herself sink as low as she could fall. Yes, this heartless 
 creature had carried the last remnants of her mother's reputation away in her dirty skirts. 
 And Gervaise drank furiously for three days, with clinched fists and her mouth swollen 
 with abominable words respecting her hussy of a daughter. Coupeau, after rolling round 
 the outer Boulevards, and looking at all the harlots who passed by, as if trying to find 
 Nana among them, took to smoking his pipe again quietly enough ; only, when he was sit- 
 ting at table at meal-time, he often sprang to his feet, raising his arms in the air with a 
 knife in his hand, and crying out that he was dishonoured, and then he sat down again 
 to finish his soup. 
 
 In the house, where girls flew off every month like canaries whose cages are left open, 
 no one was astonished to hear of the Coupeaus' mishap. But the Lorilleux were triumph- 
 ant. Ah ! they had predicted that the girl would reward her parents in this fashion. It 
 was deserved ; all artificial flower-girls went wrong. The Boches and the Poissons also 
 sneered, with an extraordinary display and outlay of virtue. Lantier alone covertly de- 
 fended Nana. Good Lord ! said he, with his puritanical air, no doubt a girl who went 
 on the town offended against every law ; but, with a gleam in the corner of his eyes, he 
 added that, dash it ! the girl was, after all, too pretty to lead such a life of misery at her 
 age. 
 
 " Do you know," cried Madame Lorilleux, one day in the Boches' room, where the 
 party were taking coffee, " well, as sure as this is daylight, the Hobbler sold her daughter ! 
 Yes, she sold her, and I have proof of it ! The old fellow who was always on the stairs 
 morning and night, went up to pay something on account. It stared one in the face. 
 And, yesterday, too ! Why, they were seen together at the Ambigu Theatre — the tabby and 
 her torn. 'Pon my word of honour, they're together, so you see it was so." 
 
 The gossips discussed the subject whilst finishing their coffee. After all, it was pos- 
 sible ; stranger things than that had happened. And in the neighbourhood the most 
 respectable folks ended by repeating that Gervaise had sold her daughter. 
 
 Gervaise now shuffled along in her slippers, without caring a rap for any one. You 
 might have called her a thief in the street, she wouldn't have turned round. For a month 
 past she hadn't looked at Madame Fauconnier's ; the latter had had to turn her out of the 
 place to avoid disputes. In a few weeks' time she had successively entered the service of 
 eight washer-women; she did two or three days' work in each place, and then she goj; the 
 sack, so badly did she iron the things entrusted to her, careless and dirty, and losing her 
 head to such a point that she quite forgot her calling. At last, realising her own incapacity, 
 she abandoned ironing, and went out washing by the day at the wash-house in the. Bue 
 Neuve, where she still jogged on, floundering about in the water, fighting with filth, re- 
 duced to the roughest but easiest work, a bit lower on the down-hill slope. However, 
 the wash-house scarcely beautified her. A real mud-splashed dog when she came out of it, 
 soaked, and showing her blue skin. At the same time, she grew stouter and stouter, de- 
 spite her frequent dances before the empty sideboard, and her leg became so crooked, that 
 she could no longer walk beside any one without the risk of knocking him over, so great in- 
 deed was her lameness. 
 
 Naturally enough, when a woman falls to this point, all her pride leaves her. Gervaise 
 
THE "ASSOMMOIE." 243 
 
 had divested herself of all her old self-respect, coquetry, and need of sentiment, propriety, 
 and politeness. You might have kicked her no matter where, she did not, feel kicks, for 
 she had become too fat and flabby. Lantier had altogether turned her up ; he no longer 
 squeezed her, even for form's sake ; and she did not seem to notice this finish of a long con- 
 nection, slowly spun out, and ending in mutual lassitude. It was work the less for her. 
 Even Lantier's intimacy with Virginie left her quite calm, so great was her indifference 
 now for all the fondling that had once been so much to her taste. Everyone was aware 
 that the hatter and the grocer were playing a tine game. They really had too much 
 facility, for every two days the luckless Poisson had to turn out on night-duty, and shiver 
 on the deserted pavement whilst his wife and his neighbour kept their feet warm at home. 
 Oh ! they didn't disturb themselves, they heard his step resound as he went slowly past 
 the shop in the dark empty street, without as much as poking their noses above the coun- 
 terpane. A policeman only knows his duty, of course, and they remained together till day- 
 break tampering with his belongings, whilst the stern fellow watched over other people's. 
 The whole neighbourhood of the Rue de la Goutte-d'Or laughed at this good joke. They 
 thought it capital fun that a representative of authority should be thus disgraced. Be- 
 sides, Lantier had conquered the corner. The shop and the shopwoman went together. 
 He had recently eaten a washerwoman out of doors ; now he was nibbling a grocer ; 
 and if he chose to turn to the dressmakers and the feminine drapers and stationers, he 
 had jaws wide enough to swallow them all in turn. 
 
 No, never had a man been seen who rolled about in sweetmeats as he did. Lantier 
 had thought of himself when he advised Virginie to deal in dainties. He was too much 
 of a Provincial not to adore sugared things ; and, in fact, he would have lived off sugar 
 candy, lozenges, pastilles, sugar plums, and chocolate. Sugared almonds especially left a 
 little froth on his lips, so keenly did they tickle his palate. For a year he had been 
 living only on sweetmeats. He opened the drawers and stuffed himself, whenever Virginie 
 asked him to mind the shop. Often, when he was talking in presence of five or six people, 
 he would take the lid off a jar on the counter, dip his hand into it, and begin to nibble at 
 something sweet ; the glass jar remained open, and its contents diminished. People 
 ceased paying attention to it, it was a mania of his, so he had declared. Besides, he had 
 devised a perpetual cold, an irritation of the throat, which he always talked of calming. 
 
 He still did no work, for he had more and more important schemes than ever in view. 
 He was contriving a superb invention — the umbrella-hat, a hat which transformed itself 
 into a gingham on your head- as soon as a shower commenced to fall ; and he promised 
 Poisson half shares in the profits of it, and even borrowed twenty franc pieces of him to 
 defray the cost of experiments. Meanwhile, the shop melted away on his tongue. All the 
 stock-in-trade followed suit, down to the chocolate cigars and pipes in pink caramel. 
 Whenever he was stuffed with sweetmeats, and seized with a fit of tenderness, he paid him- 
 self with a last lick on the groceress in a corner, who found him all sugar, with lips which 
 tasted like burnt almonds. Such a delightful man to kiss ! He was positively becoming 
 all honey. The Boches said he merely had to dip a finger into his coffee to sweeten it. 
 
 Softened by this perpetual dessert, Lantier showed himself paternal towards Gervaise. 
 He gave her advice and scolded her because she no longer liked work. The deuce, indeed ! 
 a woman of her age ought to know how to turn herself round. And he accused her of 
 having always been a glutton. Nevertheless, as one ought to hold out a helping hand, even 
 to folks who don't deserve it, he tried to find her a little work. Thus he had prevailed 
 upon Virginie to let Gervaise come once a week to scrub the shop and the rooms. That 
 was the sort of thing she understood, and on each occasion she earned her thirty sous. 
 Gervaise arrived on the Saturday morning with a pail and a scrubbing brush, without 
 seeming to suffer in the least at having to perform a dirty, humble duty, a charwoman's 
 work, in the dwelling-place where she had reigned as the beautiful fair-haired mistress. It 
 was a last humiliation, the end of her pride. 
 
 One Saturday she had a hard job of it. It had rained for three days, and the 
 customers seemed to have brought all the mud of the neighbourhood into the shop on the 
 soles of their boots. Virginie was at the counter, doing the grand, with her hair well 
 combed, and wearing a little white collar and a pair of lace cuffs. Beside her, on the 
 narrow seat covered with red American cloth, Lantier did the dandy, looking for all the 
 world as if he were at home, as if he were the real master of the place, and from time to 
 time he carelessly dipped his hand into a jar of peppermint drops, just to nibble some- 
 thing sweet according to his habit. 
 
244 THE " ASSSOMMOIR." 
 
 " I say, Madame Coupeau ! " cried Virginia, who was watching the scrubbing with corn- 
 pEessed lips, " you have left some dirt over there in that corner. Scrub that rather better, 
 please." 
 
 Gervaise obeyed. She returned to the comer and began to scrub again. She bent 
 double on her knees in the midst of the dirty water, with her shoulders prominent, her 
 arms full stretched and purple with cold. Her old skirt, fairly soaked, stuck to her figure. 
 And there, on the floor, she looked a dirty, ill-combed drab, the rents in her jacket showing 
 her puffy form, her fat, flabby flesh which heaved, swayed, and floundered about whenever 
 she was roughly shaken by her work ; and all the while she perspired to such a point 
 that from her moist face big drops of sweat fell on to the floor. 
 
 "The more elbow-grease one uses the more it shines," said Lantier, sententiously, with 
 his mouth full of peppermint drops. 
 
 Virginie, who sat back with the demeanour of a princess, her eyes but partly open, was 
 still watching the scrubbing, and indulging in remarks. " A little more on the right there. 
 Take care of the wainscot. You know I was not very well pleased last Saturday. The 
 stains remained." 
 
 And both together, the hatter and the grocer, assumed a more important air, as if they 
 had been on a throne whilst Gervaise dragged herself through the black mud at their feet. 
 Virginie must have enjoyed herself, for a yellowish flame darted from her cat's eyes, and 
 she looked at Lantier with an insidious smile. At last she was revenged for that hiding 
 she had received' at the wash-house, and which she. had never forgotten,! ■' 
 
 However, whenever Gervaise ceased scrubbing, a sound of sawing came from the back 
 room. Through the open doorway, Poisson's profile stood out against the pale light of the 
 courtyard. He was on leave that day, and was profiting by his leisure time, to indulge 
 in his mania for making little box.es. He was seated at a table, and was cutting out ara- 
 besques iu a cigar box with extraordinary care. 
 
 " I say, Badingue. ! " cried Lantier, who had given him this surname, again, -out of 
 friendship, " I shall want that box of yours as a present for a young lady." 
 
 Virginie pinched > the hatter, but without ceasing to smile; he repaid evil with good, 
 gallantly caressing her knee under the counter ; and he drew his hand up quite naturally, 
 when the husband at last raised his head, showing his red moustaches and imperial bristling 
 on his mud-coloured face. 
 
 " Quite so," said the policeman. " I was working for you, Auguste, in view of pre 
 senting you with a token of friendship." 
 
 '• Ah.! if that's the case, I'll keep your little affair ! " rejoined Lantier laughing. " I'll 
 hang it round my neck with a ribbon." 
 
 Then, .suddenly, as if this thought brought another one to his memory, " By the way,'' 
 he cried, "I met Nana last night." 
 
 This news caused Gervaise such emotion, that she sunk down in the dirty water which 
 covered the floor of the shop. She sat there perspiring, and out of breath, with her scrub- 
 bing brush in her hand. 
 
 " Ah ! " she muttered. 
 
 " Yes ; as I was going down the Bue des Martyrs, I caught sight of a girl who was 
 wriggling on the arm of an old fellow in front of me, and I said to myself: I know that 
 mug ? ' I stepped out and snre enough found myself face to face with Nana. There's no 
 need to pity her, she looked deuced happy, with a pretty woollen dress on her back, a gold 
 cross, and an awfully pert expression." 
 
 " Ah ! " repeated Gervaise in a huskier voice. 
 
 Lantier who had finished the pastilles, took some barley-sugar out of another jar. 
 
 " She's vicious the hussy," he resumed. " Do you know she made a sign to me to 
 follow her, with wonderful composure. Then she left her old fellow somewhere in a caft 
 , — oh, a wonderful chap, the old bloke, quite used up ! — and she came and joined me under 
 a doorway. A perfect; little serpent, pretty, and doing the grand, and licking you like a 
 little dog. .Yes, she kissed me, and wanted to have news of every one — I was very pleased 
 to meet her." 
 
 " Ah ! " said Gervaise, for the third time. She drew herself together, and still waited. 
 Hadn't her daughter had a word for her then. In the silence Poisson's saw could be heard 
 again. Lantier, who felt gay, was sucking his barley-sugar, and smacking his lips. 
 
 " Well, if / saw her, I should go over to the other side of the street," interposed Virginie 
 who had just pinched the hatter again most ferociously. " Yes, I should blush to be re- 
 
GERVAI8J3 REDUCED TO CLEANING OUT THE SHOP OF HER OLD ENEMY, VIRGINIE. 
 
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THE "ASSOMMOIR." 247 
 
 cognised in public by one of those drabs. It isn't because you are there, Madame Cou- 
 peau, but your daughter is a rotten baggage. Why, Poisson runs in girls who are no better 
 than she is, every day." 
 
 Gervaise said nothing, nor did she move ; her eyes were fixed on vacancy. She ended 
 by jerking her head to and fro, as if in answer to her thoughts, whilst the hatter with a 
 gluttonous mien, muttered : 
 
 " As for being rotten, a fellow would willingly stuff himself with such rottenness. It's 
 as tender as chicken." ' 
 
 But the grocer gave him such a terrible look, that he had to pause and quiet her with 
 some delicate attention. He watched the policeman, and perceiving that he had his nose 
 lowered over his little box again, he profited of the opportunity to shove the barley-sugar 
 into Virginie's mouth. Thereupon she laughed at him good naturedly, and turned all her 
 anger against the char- woman. 
 
 " Just make haste, eh 1 The work doesn't advance, whilst you remain stuck there like 
 a street post. Come, look alive, I don't want to flounder about in the water till night time." 
 
 And she added, hatefully, in a lower tone, "It isn't my fault, if her daughter's gone 
 on the town." 
 
 No doubt, Gervaise did not hear. She had begun to scrub the floor again, with her 
 back bent, and dragging herself along with a frog-like motion. With both hands tightly 
 clutching hold of the brush, she pushed back the black flood which splashed her with mud, 
 even to the hail - . Then after sweeping the dirty water into the gutter, it only remained 
 for her to rinse the floor. 
 
 However after .a pause Lantier, who felt bored, raised his voice again, "Do you 
 know, Badingue," he cried, " I met your boss yesterday in the Rue de Rivoli. He looked 
 awfully down in the mouth " He hasn't six months' life left in his body. Ah ! after all with 
 the life he leads — " 
 
 He was talking of the Emperor. The policeman did not raise his eyes, but curtly 
 answered, " If you were the Government you wouldn't be so fat." 
 
 "Oh, my dear fellow, if I were the Government," rejoined the hatter, suddenly affecting 
 an air of gravity, " things would go on rather better, I give you my word for it. Thus, 
 their foreign policy, why for some time past it has been enough to make a fellow sweat. 
 If I — I who speak to you — only knew a journalist to inspire him with my ideas." 
 
 He was growing animated, and as he had finished crunching his barley-sugar, he opened 
 a drawer from which he took a number of jujubes which he swallowed, gesticulating, 
 
 " It's quite simple. Before anything else I should give Poland her independence again, 
 and I should establish a great Scandinavian state to keep the Giant of the North at bay. 
 Then I should make a republic out of all the little German states. As for England, she's 
 scarcely to be feared ; if she budged ever so little, I should send a hundred thousand men 
 to India. Add to that I should send the Sultan back to Mecca and the Pope to Jeru- 
 salem, belabouring their backs with the butt end of a rifle. Eh 1 Europe would soon be 
 clean. Come, Badingue, just look here." 
 
 He paused to take five or six jujubes in his hand. '' Why it wouldn't take longer than 
 to swallow these." 
 
 And he threw one jujube after the other into his open mouth. 
 
 " The Emperor has another plan," said the policeman, after reflecting for a couple of 
 minutes. 
 
 "Oh leave me alone!" rejoined the hatter. "We know what his plan is? Europe 
 doesn't care a curse for us. Every day the Tuileries footmen pick your boss up under the 
 table between a couple of high life drabs." 
 
 But Poisson had risen to his feet. He came forward and placed his hand on his heart, 
 saying; " You hurt me, Auguste. Discuss, but don't iudulge in personalities." 
 
 Thereupon Virginie intervened, bidding them stop their row. She didn't care a fig for 
 Europe. How could two men, who shared everything else, always be disputing about 
 politics? For a minute they mumbled some indistinct words. Then the policeman, in 
 view of showing that he harboured no spite, produced the cover of his little box which 
 he had just finished ; it bore the inscription in marquetry : " To Auguste, a token of friend- 
 ship." Lantier, feeling exceedingly flattered, lounged back and spread himself out so that 
 he almost sat upon Virginie. And the husband viewed the scene, with his face the colour 
 of an old wall, and his bleared eyes fairly expressionless ; but all the same at moments 
 the red hairs of his moustaches stood up on end of their own accord in a very singular 
 
248 THE "ASSOMMOIR." 
 
 fashion, which would have alarmed any man who was less sure of his business than the 
 hatter. 
 
 This beast of a Lantier had the quiet cheek which pleases ladies. As Poisson turned 
 his back he was seized with the idea of printing a kiss on Madame Poisson's left eye. As 
 a rule he was stealthily prudent, but when he had been disputing about politics he risked 
 everything so as to show the wife his superiority. These gloating caresses, cheekily 
 stolen behind the policeman's back, revenged him on the Empire which had turned France 
 into a house of ill-fame. Only on this occasion he had forgotten Gervaise's presence. She 
 had just finished rinsing and wiping the shop, and she stood near the counter waiting for 
 her thirty sous. However the kiss on Virginie's eye left her perfectly calm, as being 
 quite natural, and as part of a business she had no right to mix herself up in. Virginie 
 seemed rather vexed. She threw the thirty sous on to the counter in front of Gervaise. 
 The latter did not budge, but stood there waiting, still palpitating with the effort she had 
 made in scrubbing, and looking as soaked and as ugly as a dog fished out of a sewer. 
 
 " Then she didn't tell you anything I " she asked the hatter at last. 
 
 " Who 1 " he cried. " Ah, yes, you mean Nana. No, nothing else. What a mouth 
 she has, the little hussy ! real strawberry jam." 
 
 And Gervaise went off with her thirty sous in her hand. The holes in her shoes spat 
 water forth like pumps, they were real musical shoes, and played a tune as they left moist 
 traces of their broad soles along the pavement. 
 
 In the neighbourhood, the feminine bibbers of her own class now related that she drank 
 to console herself for her daughter's misconduct. She herself, when she gulped down her 
 dram of spirits on the counter, assumed a dramatic air, and tossed the liquor into her 
 mouth, wishing it would " do " for her. And on the days when she came home boozed, 
 she stammered that it was all through grief. But honest folk's shrugged their shoulders ; 
 they knew what that meant : ascribing the effects of the peppery fire of the " Assommoir " 
 to grief, indeed ; at all events, she ought to have called it bottled grief. No doubt, at the 
 beginning, she couldn't digest Nana's flight. All the honest feelings remaining in her 
 revolted at the thought ; and besides, as a rule, a mother doesn't like to have to think that 
 her daughter, at that very moment perhaps, is being over familiarly addressed- by the first 
 chance comer. But Gervaise was already too stultified, with a sick head and a crushed 
 heart, to think of the shame for long. With her it came and went. She remained some 
 times for a week together without thinking of her hussy ; and then suddenly a tender or 
 an angry feeling seized hold of her, sometimes when she had her stomach empty, at 
 others when it was full, a furious longing to catch Nana in some corner, where she 
 would perhaps have kissed her, or perhaps have beaten her, according to her fancy of the 
 moment. She ended by having a very confused idea of what was right and what was wrong. 
 
 Whenever these thoughts came over her, Gervaise looked on all sides in the streets 
 with a bobby's eyes. Ah, if she had only seen her baggage, how quickly sho would 
 have brought her home again ! The neighbourhood was being turned topsy-turvy that 
 year. The Boulevard Magenta and the Boulevard Ornano were being pierced ; they were 
 doing away with the old Barriere Poissonniere, and cutting right through the outer Boulevard. 
 The district could not be recognised. The whole of one side of the Rue des Poissonniers 
 had been pulled down. From the Rue de la Goutte-d'Or a large clearing could now be 
 seen, a dash of sunlight and open air ; and in place of the gloomy buildings which had 
 hidden the view in this direction, there rose up, on the Boulevard Ornano, a perfect monu- 
 ment, a six-storeyed house, carved all over like a church, with clear windows, which with 
 their embroidered curtains seemed symbolical of wealth. This white house, standing just 
 in front of the street, illuminated it with a jet of light as it were, and every day it caused 
 discussions between Lantier and Poisson. 
 
 The hatter was never tired of talking about the demolitions of Paris. He accused the 
 Emperor of setting palaces everywhere, so as to drive the working classes into the pro- 
 vinces • and the policeman, pale with concentrated anger, replied that on the contrary, 
 the Emperor thought of the working classes before aught else, and that he would raze 
 Paris to the ground if needs be, with the sole object of procuring employment for them. 
 
 Gervaise was also extremely annoyed by^these embellishments, which disturbed the dark 
 corner of the faubourg she was accustomed to. Her vexation came from the fact that the 
 neighbourhood was being embellished just as she was going downhill to ruin. When a 
 person is in the gutter, he doesn't care to have a sunray dart upon his head ; and so, on 
 the days when Gervaise was looking for Nana, she preferred to stride over the building 
 
THE "ASSOMMOIfi." 
 
 249 
 
 materials, 'flounder about on the unfinished footways, and knack against the palings. The 
 fine house on the Boulevard Ornano was too much for her patience. Such houses as that 
 were only for drabs like Nana. 
 
 However, she had several times had tidings of the girl. There are always ready tongues 
 anxious to pay you a sorry compliment. Yes, she had been told that the hussy had turned 
 up her old protector, just like the inexperienced girl she was. She had got on capitally 
 with this old fellow, petted, adored, and free too, if she had only known how to set to 
 work. But youth is foolish, and she had no doubt gone off with some stripling, no one 
 knew exactly where. What seemed certain was that one afternoon she had left her old 
 protector on the Place de la Bastille, just for half a minute, and the old fellow was still 
 waiting for her. Other persons swore they had seen her since kicking up her heels at 
 the " Grand Hall of Folly," in the Kue de la Chapelle. Then it was that Gervaise took it 
 into her head to frequent 'all the dancing-places of the neighbourhood. She did not pass 
 in front of a public ball-room without going in. Coupeau accompanied her. At first 
 they merely made the round of the room, looking at the drabs who were jumping about. 
 But one evening, as they had some coin, they sat down and ordered a large bowl of hot 
 wine in view of regaling themselves and waiting to see if Nana would turn up. At the end 
 of a month or so, they had forgotten her, but they frequented the balls for their own 
 pleasure, liking to look at the dancers. They would remain for hours without exchanging 
 a word, "resting their elbows on the table, stultified amidst the quaking of the floor, and 
 yet no doubt amusing themselves as they stared with pale eyes at the Barriere hussies, 
 in the stifling atmosphere and ruddy glow of the hall. 
 
 It happened one November evening that they went into the "Grand Hall of Folly " 
 to warm themselves. Out of doors a sharp wind cut you across the face. But the hall 
 was crammed. There was a thundering big swarm inside ; people at all the tables, people 
 in the middle, people up above, any amount of meat. Yes, those who cared for tripes 
 could enjoy themselves. When they had made the round twice without finding a vacant 
 table, they decided to remain standing and wait till ' somebody went off. Coupeau was 
 wagging on his legs, in a dirty blouse, with an old cloth cap which had lost its peak flattened 
 down on his head. And as he intercepted the way, he saw a scraggy young fellow who 
 was wiping his coat-sleeve after elbowing him. 
 
 " I say ! " cried Coupeau in a fury, as he took his pipe out of his black mouth. " Can't 
 you apologise 1 And you play trie disgusted, eh 1 because a fellow wears a blouse ! I'll 
 teach you, you scraggy young scamp, that the blouse is the finest garment out ; yes ! the 
 garment of work. I'll wipe you if you like with my fists. Did one ever hear of such a 
 thing — a ne'er-do-well insulting a workman ! " 
 
 Gervaise tried to calm him, but in vain. He drew himself up in his rags, in full 
 view, and struck his blouse, roaring : " There's a man's chest under that ! " 
 
 Thereupon the young man dived into the crowd, muttering: "What a dirty blackguard ! " 
 
 Coupeau wanted to follow and catch him. He wasn't going to let himself be insulted 
 by a fellow with a coat on. That one wasn't even paid for! Some second-hand toggery 
 ■ to impose upon a girl with, without having to fork out a centime. If he caught the, chap 
 again, he'd bring him down on his knees and make him bow to the blouse. But the 
 crush was too great ; there was no means of walking. He and Gervaise turned slowly round 
 the dancers ; there were three rows of sightseers packed close together, whose faces lighted 
 up whenever a man sprawled or a woman cocked her legs up in the air ; and as Coupeau 
 
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 THE " ASSOMMOIE." 
 
 and Gervaise were both short, they raised themselves up on tiptoe, trying to see something 
 at all events — the chignons and hats that were bobbing about. The cracked brass in- 
 struments of the orchestra were furiously thundering a quadrille, a perfect tempest which 
 made the hall shake ; while the dancers, striking the floor with their feet, raised a cloud of 
 dust which dimmed the brightness of the gas. The heat was unbearable. 
 
 " Look there," said Gervaise suddenly. 
 
 " Look at what 1" 
 
 " Why, at that velvet hat over there.'' 
 
 They raised themselves up on tiptoe. On the left hand there was an old black velvet 
 hat trimmed with ragged feathers bobbing about — regular hearse's plumes. It was danc- 
 ing a devil of a dance, this hat — curvetting and whirling round, diving down and then 
 springing up again. -Coupeau and Gervaise lost sight of it as the people round about 
 moved their heads, but then suddenly they saw it again, swaying farther off with such droll 
 effrontery that folks laughed merely at the sight of this dancing hat, without knowing 
 what was underneath it. 
 
 "Well?" asked Coupeau. . 
 
 " Don't you recognise that chignon?" muttered Gervaise in a stifled voice. "May 
 my head bo cut off if it isn't her." 
 
 With one shove the zinc-worker 
 made his way through the crowd. 
 By the name of heaven, yes, it was 
 Nana ! And in a nice pickle too ! 
 She had nothing on her back but an 
 old silk dress, all stained and sticky 
 from having wiped the tables of booz- 
 ing dens, and with its flounces so torn 
 that they fell in tatters round about. 
 Not even a bit of a shawl over her 
 shoulders ; no, she openly displayed 
 her bare bodice with its torn button 
 holes. And to think that the hussy 
 had had such an attentive old pro- 
 tector, and had yet fallen to this 
 condition, merely for the sake of 
 following some bully who beat her 
 no doubt ! Nevertheless she had 
 remained fresh and tempting' with 
 her hair as frizzly as a poodle's, and 
 her mouth bright pink under that 
 rascally hat of hers. 
 
 " Wait a bit, I'll make her dance ! " 
 resumed Coupeau. 
 
 Naturally enough, Nana was not 
 on her guard. You should have seen 
 how she wriggled about ! She twisted 
 to the right and to the left, bending 
 double as if she were going to break 
 herself in two,and darting her feet into 
 her partner's face as if she meant to '- 
 
 split herself ! There was a crowd round her ; she was applauded, and she caught up her 
 skirts as high as her knees and, quivering with the movement of the dance, spun round and 
 round like a whipping top, falling on to the floor with her legs wide apart ; then she in- 
 dulged in a modest little dance, with herbreast and her hips undulating in wonderful style. 
 
 It made you positively long to carry her off into a corner and cover her with kisses. 
 
 However, as Coupeau fell into the midst of the pastourelle he disarranged the figure, 
 and was cuffed by the bystanders. 
 
 " I tell you it's my daughter !' he cried ; " let me pass." 
 
 Nana was just going backwards, sweeping the floor with her flounces, rounding her 
 figure and wriggling it, so as to look all the nicer. She received a masterly kick just in 
 the right place, raised herself up, and turned quite pale on recognising her father and 
 mother. Bad luck and no mistake. 
 
THE "ASSOMMOIR. 
 
 251 
 
 NANAS PARTNER AT THE GRAND HALL OF FOLLY. 
 
 " Turn him out ! " howled the dancers. 
 But Coupeau, who had j ust recognised his daughter's cavalier as the scraggy young man 
 in the coat, did not care a fig for what people said. 
 
 " Yes, it's us," he roared. "Eh? you didn't expect it. So we catch you here and 
 with a whipper-snapper, too, -who insulted me a little while ago ! " 
 
 Gervaise, whose teeth were tight set, pushed him aside, exclaiming, " Shut up. There's 
 no need of so much explanation." 
 
 And, stepping forward, she dealt Nana a couple of cuffs, something nice. The first 
 
252 THE "ASSOMMOIR." 
 
 knocked the feathered hat on one side, and the second left a red mark on the girl's white 
 cheek. Nana was too stupefied either to cry or resist. The orchestra continued playing, 
 the crowd grew angry and repeated savagely, " Turn them out ! Turn them out !" 
 
 " Come, make haste ! " resumed Gorvaise. " Just walk in front, and don't try to run 
 off. You shall sleep in prison if you do." 
 
 . The scraggy young man had prudently disappeared. Nana walked ahead, very stiff 
 and still stupefied by her bad luck. Whenever she showed the least unwillingness, a cuff 
 from behind brought her back to the direction of the door. And thus they went out, all 
 three of them, amid the jeers and banter of the spectators, whilst the orchestra finished 
 playing the pastourelle with such thunder that the trombones seemed to be spitting 
 bullets. 
 
 The old life began again. After sleeping for twelve hours ia her closet, Nana behaved 
 very well for a week or so. She had concocted herself a modest little dress, and wore a 
 cap with the strings tied under her chignon. Seized indeed with remarkable fervour, 
 she declared she would work at home, where one could earn what one liked without hear- 
 ing any nasty workroom talk ; and she procured some work and installed herself at a 
 table, getting up at five o'clock in the morning on the first few days to roll her violet stems. 
 But when she had delivered a few gross, she stretched her arms and yawned over her work, 
 with her hands cramped, for she had lost her knack of stem rolling, and suffocated, shut 
 up like this at home after allowing herself so much open air freedom during the last six 
 months. Then the glue dried, the petals and the green paper got stained with grease, and 
 the flower-dealer came three times in person to make a row and claim his spoiled 
 materials. 
 
 Nana jogged on, constantly getting a hiding from her father, and wrangling with her 
 mother morning and night — quarrels in which the two women flung horrible words at 
 each other's head. It couldn't last ; the twelfth day the hussy took herself off, with no 
 more luggage than her modest dress on her back and her cap on her ears. The Lorilleux, 
 who had pursed their lips on hearing of her return and repentance, nearly died of laughter 
 now. Second performance, eclipse number two, young ladies for the reformatory take the 
 train ! No, it was really too comical. Nana took herself off in such an amusing style. 
 Well, if the Coupeaus wanted to keep her in future they must shut her up in a cage. 
 
 In presence of other people the Coupeaus pretended they were very glad to be rid of the 
 girl, though in reality they were enraged. However rage can't last forever, and soon they 
 heard without even blinking that Nana was stalking the neighbourhood. Gervaise who 
 accused her of doing it to disgrace them, set herself above scandal ; she might meet her 
 baggage on the street, she said, she wouldn't even dirty her hand to cuff, her ; yes, it was 
 all over, she might have seen her kicking the bucket on the ground, lying naked on the 
 pavement, and she would have passed by without even thinking this cub had been littered 
 by her. 
 
 Nana, meanwhile was enlivening the dancing halls of the neighbourhood. She was 
 known from the " Ball of Queen Blanche " to the " Grand Hall of Folly." When she 
 entered the " Elys6e-Montmartre, )J folks climbed on to the tables to see her do the 
 " sniffing crawfish," during the figure of the pastourelle. As she had twice been turned out 
 of the " Chateau Rouge " ball, she walked outside the door waiting for some one she knew 
 to escort her inside. The "Black Ball" on the outer Boulevard and the "Grand Turk" 
 in the Rue des Poissonniers, were respectable places where she only went when she had 
 clean petticoats on. Of all the jumping places of the neighbourhood, however, those she most 
 preferred were the "Hermitage Ball " in a damp courtyard and "Robert's Ball" in the 
 Impasse du Cadran, two corrupt little halls, lighted up with half-a-dozen oil lamps, and 
 kept paternally, everyone pleased and everyone free, so much so that the men and their 
 girls kissed each other at their ease, in the corners, without being disturbed. And mean- 
 while Nana had ups and downs, perfect transformations, now tricked out like a stylish 
 woman and now all dirt like a slut. Ah ! she had a fine life. 
 
 On several occasions the Coupeaus fancied they saw their daughter in some dirty den. 
 They turned their backs and decamped in another direction so as not to be obliged to' re- 
 cognise her. They didn't care to be laughed at by a whole dancing hall again for the 
 sake of bringing such a drab home. One night as they were going to bed, however, 
 someone knocked at the door. It was Nana who quietly came to ask for a bed ; and in 
 what a state, good heavens ! her head bare, her dress in tatters, and her boots full of holes 
 — such a toilet as might have led the police to run her in, and take her off to the Dep6t. 
 
GEKVAISE DRIVING NANA OUT OF THE " GRAND HALL OF FOLLY. ' 
 
 252. 
 
THE "ASSOMMOIR." 255 
 
 Naturally enough she received a hiding, and then she gluttonously fell 'on to a crust of 
 stale bread and went to sleep, worn out, with the last mouthful between her teeth. Then 
 this sort of life continued. When the girl picked up a bit, she took herself off. Neither 
 seen nor known. The bird had flown. And weeks and months elapsed and she seemed 
 lost, when suddenly up she turned again without even saying where she came from, some- 
 times in such a filthy state you wouldn't have taken hold of her with a pair of tongs, and 
 scratched from top to bottom, at others well-dressed but so weakened, and emptied by 
 riotous living that she could no longer stand on her legs. Her parents had to accustom 
 themselves to it. Hidings were of no good. They stamped on her, but it didn't pre- 
 vent her from looking on home as an inn, where she could lodge by the week. She knew 
 she should pay for her lodging with a hiding, so she considered and came to receive it, if 
 she thought it likely to be profitable. Besides one grows tired of striking, and the Cou- 
 peaus ended by letting Nana do as she liked. She came home or stayed away ; providing 
 she didn't leave the door open, that sufficed. After all, habit wears out self-respect like 
 it wears out everything else. 
 
 There was only one thing that really worried Gervaise. This was to see her daughter 
 come home in a dress with a train and a hat covered with feathers. No, she couldn't 
 stomach this display. Nana might indulge in riotous living if she chose, but when she 
 came home to her mother's she ought to dress like a workgirl. The dresses with trains 
 caused quite a revolution in the house: the Lorilleux sneered; .Lantier, whose mouth 
 watered, turned the girl round to sniff how nice she smelt; the Bodies had forbidden 
 Pauline to associate with this baggage in her frippery. And Gervaise was also angered by 
 Nana's exhausted slumber, when after one of her fugues, she slept till noon, with Her breast 
 bare, her chignon undone and still full of hair pins, looking so white and breathing so feebly 
 that she seemed to be dead. Her mother shook her five or six times in the course of the 
 morning, threatening to throw a jugfull of water over her. The sight of this handsome 
 lazy girl, half-naked and fat with vice, exasperated her, as she saw her lying there, sleeping 
 off the debauchery which puffed her out, and unable even to wake up. Nana opened an 
 eve, closed it again, and then stretched herself out all the more. 
 
 One day, after reproaching her with the life she led, Gervaise put her threat into execu- 
 tion by shaking her dripping hand over Nana's body. Quite infuriated, the girl rolled. her- 
 self up in the sheet, and cried out : 
 
 "That's enough, mamma. It would be better not to talk about men. You did what 
 you liked and now I do what I like." 
 
 '•' What ! what ! " stammered the mother. 
 
 " Yes, I never spoke to you about it, for it didn't concern me ; but you didn't put 
 yourself out at all ; I often saw you walking about in your shift down-stairs when papa 
 was snoring. You don't care for it now, but others do. So just shut up; you shouldn't 
 have set me the example." 
 
 Gervaise remained pale, with trembling hands, turning round without knowing what 
 she was about, whilst Nana, flattened on her breast, embraced her pillow with both arms 
 and subsided into the torpor of her leaden slumber. 
 
 Coupeau growled, no longer sane enough to think of launching out a backhander. 
 He was altogether losing his mind. And really there was no occasion to call him an un- 
 principled father, for liquor deprived him of all consciousness of good and evil. 
 
 Now it was a settled thing. He wasn't sober once in six months ; then he was laid 
 ' up and had to go into the Sainte-Anne hospital ; a pleasure trip for him. The Lorilleux 
 said that the Duko of Bowel-Twister had gone to visit his estates. At the end of a few 
 weeks he left the asylum, repaired and set together again, and then he began to pull him- 
 self to bits once more, till he was down on his back and needed another mending. In three 
 years he went seven times to Sainte-Anne in this fashion. The neighbourhood said that his 
 cell was kept ready for him. But the worst of the matter was that this obstinate bibber 
 demolished himself more and more each time, so that from relapse to relapse oue could 
 foresee the final tumble, the last cracking of this shaky cask, all the hoops of which 
 were breaking away, one after the other. 
 
 At the same time, he forgot to improve in appearance ; a perfect ghost to look at ! 
 The poison was having terrible effects. By dint of imbibing alcohol, his body shrunk up 
 like the foeti displayed in glass jars in chemical laboratories. When he approached a 
 window you could see through his ribs, so skinny had he become. With sunken cheeks, 
 and dripping eyes from which enough wax for a set of cathedral tapers exuded, he only 
 
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 kept his truffle nose fine and red and flowery, like a pink in the midst of his ravaged face. 
 Those who knew his age, only forty years just gone, .shuddered when he passed by, bent, 
 and unsteady, looking as old as the streets themselves. And the trembling of his hands 
 increased, the right one danced to such an extent, that sometimes he had to take his glass 
 between both fists to carry it to his lips. Oh ! that cursed trembling ! it was the only thing 
 that worried his addled brains. You could hear him growling ferocious insults against those 
 hands of his. On other occasions you could see him contemplating them lor hours, watch- 
 ing them dance like frogs, without saying a word, no longer angry, but looking rather as 
 if he were trying to think what internal mechanism was making them bob up and down 
 like that ; and one evening Gervaise had found him like this, with two big tears dripping 
 down his drunkard's scorched cheeks. 
 
 The last summer, during which Nana came home to spend such, of her nights as re- 
 mained, after she had finished knocking about, was especially bad for Conpeau. His voice 
 changed entirely as if liquor had set a new music in his throat. He became deaf of one 
 ear. Then in a few days his sight grew dim, and he had to clutch hold of the balusters 
 to prevent himself from falling. As for his health, he had abominable headaches and diz- 
 ziness. All on a sudden he was seized with acute pains in his arms and legs ; he turned 
 pale ; was obliged to sit down, and remained on a chair witless for hours ; indeed, after 
 one such attack, his arm remained paralysed for the whole day. He took to his bed 
 several times ; he rolled himself up and hid himself under the sheet, breathing hard and 
 continuously like a suffering animal. Then the strange scenes of Sainte-Anne began again. 
 Suspicious and nervous, worried with a burning fever, he rolled about in a mad rage, 
 tearing his blouse and biting the furniture with his convulsed jaws ; or else he sank into 
 a great state of emotion, complaining like a child, sobbing and lamenting because nobody 
 loved him. One night when Gervaise and Nana returned home together they were sur- 
 prised not to find him in his bed. He had laid the bolster in his place. And when they 
 discovered him, hiding between the bed and the wall, his teeth were chattering, and he re- 
 lated that some men had come to murder him. The two women were obliged to put him 
 to bed again and quiet him like a child. 
 
 Ooupeau only knew one remedy, to screw a pint of spirits inside him, a whack in his 
 stomach, which set him up right again. This was how he doctored his gripes of a morning. 
 His memory had left him long ago, his brain was empty ; and he no sooner found himself 
 on his feet than he poked fun at illness. He had never been ill. Yes, he had got to vthe 
 point when a fellow kicks the bucket declaring that he's quite well. And his wits were 
 going a-wool-gathering in other respects too. When Nana came home after gadding about 
 for six weeks or so, he seemed to fancy she had returned from doing some errand in the 
 neighbourhood. Often when she was hanging on an acquaintance's arm she met him and 
 laughed at him without his recognising her. In short, he no longer counted for anything ; 
 she might have sat down on him if she had been at a loss for a chair. 
 
 When the first frosts came Nana took herself off once more, under the pretence of 
 going to the fruiterer's to see if there were any baked pears. She scented winter and 
 didn't care to let her teeth chatter in front of the fireless stove. The Coupeaus simply 
 called her a strumpet because they had waited for the pears. No doubt she would come 
 back again. The other winter she had stayed away three weeks to fetch her father a 
 penn'orth of tobacco. But the months went by, and the girl did not show herself. This 
 time she must have indulged in a hard gallop. When June arrived, she did not even turn 
 up with the sunshine. Evidently it was all over, she had found new bread somewhere or 
 other. One day when the Coupeaus were hard-up they sold the girl's iron bedstead for 
 six francs down, which they drank together at Saint-Ouen. The bedstead had been in 
 their way. 
 
 One morning in July Virginie called to Gervaise, who was passing by, and asked her 
 to lend a hand in washing up, for Lantier had entertained a couple of friends on the day 
 before. And while Gervaise was cleaning up the plates -and dishes, greasy with the traces 
 of the spread, the hatter, who was still digesting in the shop, suddenly called out : 
 
 "I say, do you know I saw Nana the other day." 
 
 Virginie, who was seated at the counter looking very careworn in front of the jars and 
 drawers, which were already three parts emptied, jerked her head furiously. She restrained 
 herself so as not to say too much, but really it smelt very strong. Lantier met Nana too 
 often. Oh ! she was by no means sure of him, he was a man to do even worse things than 
 that when a petticoat fancy came into his head. Madame Lerat, very intimate just then 
 
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 with Virginie who confided in her, had that moment entered the shop; and hearing 
 Lantier's remark she pouted suggestively, and asked : 
 
 " In what sense did you see her f" 
 
 " Oh, in the proper sense," answered the hatter, who felt highly flattered, and began 
 to laugh and twirl his moustaches. " She was in a vehicle ; and I was floundering on the 
 pavement. Eeally it was so, I swear it ! If it had been otherwise there would be no 
 occasion to disown it, for the young fellows of position who are on intimate terms with 
 her are devilish lucky ! " 
 
 His eyes had brightened, and he turned towards Gervaise who was standing in the rear 
 of the shop, wiping a dish. 
 
 " Yes, she was in a carriage, and wore such a stylish dress ! I didn't recognise her, 
 she looked so much like a lady of the upper set, with her white teeth in her mug which 
 was as fresh as a flower. It was she who waved her glove to me. She has raised a vis- 
 count I believe. Ob ! she's launched for good ! fcihe can afford to do without any of 
 us ; she's head over heels in happiness, the little beggar ! What a love of a little kitten ! 
 no, you've no idea what a little kitten she is ! " 
 
 Gervaise was still wiping her plate, although it had long since been clean and shiny. 
 Virginie was reflecting, anxious about a couple of bills which fell due on the morrow, and 
 which she didn't know how to pay ; whilst Lantier stout and fat, perspiring the sugar he 
 fed off, ventured his enthusiasm for well-dressed little hussies in the centre of the shop, 
 which was already three parts eaten up, and smelt of ruin. Yes, there were only a few 
 more burnt almonds to nibble, a little more barley-sugar to suck, to clean the Poissons 
 business out. Suddenly, on the pavement over the way, he pereeived the policeman, 
 who was on duty, pass by, buttoned up, with his sword dangling by his side. And this 
 made him all the gayer. He compelled Virginie to look at her husband. 
 
 " Dear me," he muttered, " Badingue looks fine this morning ! Be careful, see how stiff 
 he walks. He must have stuck a glass eye in his back so as to catch his criminals una- 
 wares." 
 
 When Gervaise went upstairs at home, she found Coupeau seated on the bed, in the 
 torpid state induced by one of his attacks. He was looking at the window-panes with 
 hi* dim expressionless eyes. She sat herself down on a chair, tired out, her hands hanging 
 beside her dirty skirts ; and for a quarter of an hour she remained in front of him without 
 saying a word. 
 
 " I've had some news," she muttered at last. " Your daughter's been seen. Yes, 
 your daughter's precious stylish and hasn't any more need of you. She's awfully happy she 
 is ! Ah God of heaven ! I'd give a great deal to be in her place.'' 
 
 Coupeau was still staring at the window-pane. But suddenly he raised his ravaged 
 face, and stammered with an idiotic laugh : 
 
 " Come, my duck, 1 don't detain you. You're not as yet so bad looking when you 
 wash yourself. As folks say, however old a pot may be, it ends by finding its lid. And, 
 after all, if it only buttered our bread ! " 
 
CHAPTER XII. 
 
 It must have been the Saturday after quarter day, something like the 12th or 13th January 
 — Gervaise didn't quite know. She was losing her wits, for it was centuries since she had. 
 had anything warm in her stomach. Ah ! what an infernal week ! A complete clear out. 
 Two loaves of four pounds each on Tuesday, which had lasted till the Thursday; then a dry 
 crust found the night before, and finally not a crumb for thirty-six hours, a real dance be- 
 fore the cupboard ! What she did know, by the way, what she felt on her back, was the 
 frightful cold, a black cold, a sky as grimy as a frying-pan, thick with snow which ob- 
 stinately refused to fall. When winter and hunger are both together in your tripes, you 
 may tighten your belt as much as you like, it hardly feeds you. 
 
 Perhaps Coupeau would bring back some money in the evening. He said that he was 
 working. Everything is possible, eh 1 And Gervaise, although she had been caught many 
 and many a time, had ended by relying on this coin. After all sorts of troubles, she 
 herself couldn't find as much as a duster to wash in the whole neighbourhood ; and even 
 an old lady, whose rooms she did, had just given her the sack, charging her with swilling 
 her liqueurs. No one would engage her, it was too hot for her everywhere ; and this 
 secretly suited her, for she had fallen to that state of indifference, when one prefers to 
 croak rather than move one's fingers. At all events, if Coupeau brought his pay home 
 they would have something warm to eat. And meanwhile, as . it wasn't yet noon, she 
 remained stretched on the mattress, for one doesn't feel so cold or so hungry when one is 
 lying down. 
 
 Gervaise called it a mattress; but to tell the truth it was only a heap of straw in 
 the corner. By degrees the sleeping accommodation had found its way to the second-hand 
 furniture dealers in the neighbourhood. First of all, on days when they w r ere hard up, she 
 had unsewn the mattress, and taken out handfuls of wool which she hid in her apron and 
 sold for ten sous a pound in the Rue Belhomme. Then when the mattress was emptied, 
 she had obtained thirty sous for the ticking, so as to treat herself to some coffee one 
 morning. The pillows had followed, and then the bolster. There remained the wooden 
 framework of the bed, which she couldn't put under her arm on account of the Boches, who 
 would have called every one in the house to the spot if they had seen the landlord's 
 guarantee going off. 
 
 And yet, one evening with Coupeau's assistance, she watched the Boches who were 
 feeding, and quietly removed the bedstead, bit by bit, the sides, the back, and the frame- 
 work at the bottom. With the ten francs they thus procured, they fed for three days. 
 Didn't the straw mattress suffice 1 Even its ticking had joined that of the woollen one, 
 and so thus they had finished eating up their sleeping accommodation, allowing themselves 
 an indigestion of dry bread after a twenty-four hours' starve. The straw was swept aside 
 with a broom, the dust was always turned over, and it wasn't dirtier than anything else. 
 
 Gervaise bent herself like a gun-trigger on the heap of straw, with her clothes on, and 
 her feet drawn up under her rag of a skirt, so as to keep them warm. And huddled up, with 
 her eyes wide open, she turned some scarcely amusing ideas over in her mind that morning. 
 Ah ! no, dash it all, she couldn't continue living without food. She no longer felt her 
 hunger, only she had a weight on her chest, and her brain seemed empty. Certainly, 
 there was nothing gay to look at in the four corners of the hovel. A perfect kennel, 
 now, where greyhounds, who wear wrappers in the streets, wo.uld not even have lived in 
 effigy. Her pale eyes stared at the bare walls. Everything had long since gone to 
 "uncle's." All that remained were the chest of drawers, the table, and a chair. Even 
 the marble top of the chest of drawers, and the drawers themselves, had evaporated in 
 the same direction as the bedstead. A fire could not have cleaned them out more com- 
 pletely ; the little nick-nacks had melted, beginning with the ticker, a twelve franc watch, 
 down to the family photos, the frames of which had been bought by a woman keeping a 
 second-hand store ; a very obliging woman, by the way, to whom Gervaise carried a sauce- 
 pan, an iron, a comb, and who gave her five, three, or two sous in exchange, according to 
 the article ; enough, at all events, to go upstairs again with a bit of bread. But now 
 
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 there only remained a broken pair of snuffers, which the woman refused to give her even 
 a sou for. 
 
 Oh ! if she could only have sold the rubbish and refuse, the dust and the dirt, how 
 speedily she would have opened shop, for the room was filthy to behold ! She only saw 
 cobwebs in the corners, and although cobwebs are perhaps good for cuts, there are,, so 
 far, no merchants who buy them. Then, turning her head, abandoning the idea of doing 
 a bit of trade, Gervaise gathered herself together more closely on her straw, preferring to 
 stare through the window at the snow-laden sky, at the dreary daylight, which froze the 
 marrow in her bones. 
 
 What a lot of worry ! Though, after all, what was the use of putting herself in such 
 a state, and puzzling her brains % If she had only been able to have a snooze. But her 
 hole of a home wouldn't go out of her mind. M. Marescot, the landlord, had come in per- 
 son the day before to tell them that he should turn them out into the street if the two 
 quarters' rent now overdue were not paid during the ensuing week. Well, so he might, they 
 certainly couldn't be worse off on the pavement ! Fancy this ape, in his overcoat and his 
 woollen gloves, coming upstairs to talk to them about rent, as if they had had a treasure 
 hidden somewhere ! By Jove ! instead of tightening her throat, she would have begun 
 by shoving something into her stomach ! Keally, now, she found this glutton altogether 
 too provoking, and she wished him somewhere else. 
 
 Just the same with that brute of a Coupeau, who couldn't come home now without 
 beating her; she wished him in the same place as the landlord. She sent them all there, 
 wishing to rid herself of everyone, and of life too. She was becoming a real storehouse for 
 blows. Coupeau had a cudgel, which he called his ass's fan, and he fanned his old woman. 
 You should just have seen him giving her abominable sweatings, which made her per- 
 spire all ove"r. She was no better herself, for she bit and scratched him. Then they 
 stamped about in the empty room, and gave each other such drubbings as were likely to 
 ease them of all taste for bread for good. But Gervaise ended by not caring a fig for these 
 thwacks, not more than she did for anything else. Coupeau might celebrate Saint Monday 
 for weeks together, go off on the spree for months at a time, come home mad with liquor, 
 and seek to sharpen her as he said, she had grown accustomed to it, she thought him 
 plaguy, but nothing more. It was on these occasions that she wished him somewhere. 
 Yes, somewhere, her beast of a man, and the Lorilleux, the Boches, and the Poissons too ; 
 in fact, the whole neighbourhood, which she had such contempt for. She sent all Paris 
 there with a gesture of supreme carelessness, and yet pleased to be able to revenge her- 
 self in this style. 
 
 Unfortunately, although people may accustom themselves to a good many things, no 
 one has yet acquired the habit of doing without food. And it was merely this that irritated 
 Gervaise. She didn't care a fig whether she were the lowest of the low, fairly in the gutter ; 
 it was all the same to her if folks wiped themselves when she passed near them. Bad 
 manners no longer worried her, but hunger was always griping at her bowels. Oh ! she 
 had bidden tit-bits good-bye, she had fallen to devouring whatever she could get. On high 
 days, now, she bought parings and scraps of meat at the butchers, at the rate of four sous 
 a pound, meat which was tired of lying about, and blackening on a, plate, and she cooked 
 this in a saucepan with a mess of potatoes. Or else she fried a bullock's heart, a dish that 
 made her lick her lips. 
 
 On other occasions, when she had some wine, she treated herself to a sop, a true parrot's 
 pottage. Two sous' worth of Italian cheese, bushels of white apples, quarts of dry beans, 
 cooked in their own juice, these also were dainties she was not often able to indulge in now. 
 She came down to " arlequins," in low eating dens, where, for a sou, she had a pile of fish 
 bones, mixed with the parings of mouldy roast meat. • She fell even lower, she begged a 
 charitable eating-house keeper to give her his customers' dry crusts, and she made herself a 
 bread sop, letting the crusts simmer as long as possible on a neighbour's fire. On the days 
 when there was nothing to hope," she searched about with the dogs, to see what might be 
 lying outside the tradespeople's doors before the dustmen went by ; and thus, at times, 
 she came" across rich men's food, rotten melons, stinking mackerel, and chops, which she 
 carefully inspected, for fear of maggots. 
 
 Yes, she had come to this. The idea may be a repugnant one to delicate-minded folks, 
 but if they hadn't chewed anything for three days running, we should hardly see them 
 quarrelling with their stomachs ; they would go down on all fours and eat filth like other 
 people. Ah ! the death of the poor, the empty entrails, howling hunger, the animal ap- 
 
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 petite, that leads one with chattering teeth to fill one's stomach with beastly refuse in 
 this great Paris, so bright and golden ! And to think that Gervaise had filled her belly 
 with fat goose ! Now, she might wipe her nose with what was left of it. One day, when 
 Coupeau bagged two bread tickets from her to go and sell them and get some liquor, she 
 nearly killed him with the blow of a shovel, so hungered and so enraged was she by this 
 theft of a bit of bread. 
 
 However, after a long contemplation of the pale sky, she had fallen into a painful doze. 
 \ She dreamt that the snow loading the sky ,was falling on her, so cruelly did the cold pinch. 
 Suddenly she sprang to her feet, awakened with a start by a shudder of anguish.' Good 
 heavens ! was she going to die? Shivering and haggard, she perceived that it was still 
 daylight* Wouldn't the night come then ? How long the time seems when the stomach 
 is empty T^Her's was waking up in its turn, and beginning to torture her. Sinking on to 
 the chair, with her head bent and her hands between her legs to warm them, she began 
 to think what they would have for dinner, as soon as Coupeau brought th e mo ney home : 
 a loaf, a quart of wine, and two platefuls of tripe in the Lyonnese fashion. ([Three o'clock 
 struck by father Bazouge's clock. Yes, it was only three o'clock. Then she began to cry, 
 She would never have strength enough to wait till seven/! Her body swayed backwards 
 and forwards, she oscillated like a child nursing some sharp pain, bending herself double 
 and crushing her stomach, so as not to feel it. Ah ! an accouchement is less painful than 
 hunger ! H^nd unable to ease herself, seized with rage, she rose and stamped about, hoping 
 to send hefTiunger to sleep, by walking it to- and fro like an infant. For half an hour or so, 
 she knocked against the four corners of the empty room. Then, suddenly, she paused with 
 a fixed stare. So much the worse ! They might say what they liked ; she would lick" their 
 feet if needs be, but she would go and ask the Lorilleux to lend her ten sousr] 
 
 At winter time, up these stairs of the house, the paupers' stairs, there was a constant 
 borrowing of ten sous and twenty sous, petty services which these hungry beggars rendered 
 each other. Only they would rather have died than have applied to the Lorilleux, for they 
 knew they were too hard-fisted. ^Thus Gervaise displayed remarkable courage in going to 
 knock at their door. She felt so frightened in the passage, that she experienced the sud- 
 den relief of people who ring a dentist's bell. 
 
 " Come in ! " cried the chain-maker in a sour voice. 
 
 How warm and nice it was inside. The forge was biasing, its white flame lighting up 
 the narrow workroom, whilst Madame Lorilleux set a coil of gold wire to heat. Lorilleux, 
 in front of his worktable, was perspiring with the warmth as he soldered the links of a 
 chain together. (A.nd it smelt nice; some cabbage soup was simmering on the stove, 
 exhaling a steam which turned Gervaise's heart topsy turvy, ancfalmost made her faint. 
 
 "Ah! it's you," growled Madame 'Lorilleux, without even asking her to sit down. 
 " What do you want ? " 
 
 Gervaise did not answer. She was not on such very bad terms with the Lorilleux that 
 week. But the request for the ten sous stuck in her throat at sight of Boche seated at his 
 ease near the stove, talking scandal. He looked as if he didn't care a curse for any one, 
 the animal ! He laughed like a fool, with his mouth curved and his cheeks so puffed out 
 that they hid his nose. 
 
 " What do you want 1 " repeated Lorilleux. 
 
 " You haven't seen Coupeau? " Gervaise finished by stammering at last. "I thought he 
 was here." 
 
 The chain-makers and the doorkeeper^sneered. No, for certain, they hadn't seen Cou- 
 peau. They didn't stand treat often enough to see Coupeau like that. Gervaise made 
 an effort and resumed, stuttering : 
 
 " It's because he promised to come home. Yes, he's to bring me some money. And as 
 I have absolute need of something — •" 
 
 Silence followed. Madame Lorilleux was roughly fanning the fire of the stove ; Lorilleux 
 had lowered his nose over the bit of chain between his fingers, while Boche continued 
 laughing, puffing out his face till it looked like the full moon. 
 
 " If I only had ten sous," muttered Gervaise in a low voice. 
 
 The silence persisted. 
 
 " Couldn't you lend me ten sous t Oh ! I would return theinto you this evening ! " 
 
 Madame Lorilleux turned round and stared at her. Here was a wheedler trying to get 
 round them. To-day she asked them for ten sous, to-morrow it would be for twenty, and 
 there would be no reason to stop. No, indeed ; it would be warm if they lent her anything. 
 
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 "But, my dear," cried Madame Lorillenx. " You know very well that we haven't any 
 money ! Look ! there's the lining of my pocket. You can search us. If we could, it 
 would be with a willing heart, ot course." 
 
 "The heart's always there," growled Lorilleux. ' "Only when one can't, one can't." 
 
 Gervaise looked very humble, and nodded her head approvingly. However, she did not 
 take herself off. She squinted at the gold, at the gold tied together hanging on the walls, 
 at the gold wire the wife was drawing out with all the strength of her little arms, at the 
 gold links lying in a heap under the husband's knotty fingers. And she thought that 
 the least bit of this ugly black metal would suffice to buy her a good dinner. The work- 
 room was as dirty as ever, full of old iron, coal dust, and sticky oil stains half wiped away ; 
 but now, as Gervaise saw it, it seemed resplendent with treasure, like a money-changer's 
 shop. And so she ventured to repeat softly : " I would return them to you, return them 
 without fail. Ten sous wouldn't inconvenience you." 
 
 Her heart was swelling with the effort she made not to own that she had had nothing 
 to eat since the day before. Then she 'felt her legs give way ; she was frightened that she 
 might burst into tears, and she still stammered : 
 
 " It would be so kind of you ! You don't know. Yes, I'm reduced to that, good Lord 
 — reduced to that 1 " 
 
 Thereupon the Lorilleux pursed their lips, and exchanged covert glances. So the 
 Hobbler was begging now ! Well, the fall was complete. But they did not care for that 
 kind of thing by any means ! If they had known, they would have barricaded the door, for 
 people should always be on their guai d against beggars, folks who make their way into 
 apartments under a pretext, and carry precious objects away with them ; and especially so 
 in this place, as there was something worth while stealing. One might Jay one's fingers 
 no matter where, and carry off thirty or forty francs by merely closing the hands. They 
 • had felt suspicious several times already on noticing how strange Gervaise looked when she 
 stuck herself in front of the gold. This time, however, they meant to watch her. And 
 as she approached nearer, with her feet on the board, the chain-maker roughly called out, 
 without giving any further answer to her question : " Look out, pest — take care ; you'll be 
 carrying some scraps of gold away on the soles of your shoes. One would think you 
 had greased them on purpose to make the gold stick to them." 
 
 Gervaise slowly drew back. For a moment she leant against a rack, and seeing that 
 Madame Lorilleux was looking at her hands, she opened them and showed them, saying 
 softly, without the least anger, like a fallen woman who accepts everything, 
 
 "I have taken nothing, you>can look." 
 
 And then she went off, because the strong smell of the cabbage soup, and the warmth 
 of the workroom, made her feel too ill. 
 
 Ah ! the Lorilleux did not detain her. Good riddance ; the deuce if they opened the 
 door to her again. They had seen enough of her face. They didn't want other people's 
 misery in their rooms, especially when that misery was so well deserved. They re- 
 velled in their selfish delight at being seated so cosily in a warm room, with a dainty soup 
 preparing for £hem. Boche also stretched himself, puffing with his cheeks still more and 
 more, so much, indeed, that his laugh really became indecent. They were all nicely re- 
 venged on the Hobbler, for her former manners, her blue shop, her spreads, and all the 
 rest. It was too satisfactory, it showed where the love of good living led one. That's 
 what became of women who were gluttonous and idle, and immoral ! 
 1 " So that is the style now ? Begging for ten sous," cried Madame Lorilleux behind 
 Gervaise's back. " Wait a bit ; I'll lend her ten sous, and no mistake, to go and get drunk 
 with." 
 
 Gervaise shuffled along the passage in her slippers, bending her back and feeling 
 heavy. On reaching her door she did not open it — her room frightened her. It would be 
 better to walk about, she would learn patience. As she passed by she stretched out her 
 neck, peering into father Bru's kennel under the stairs. There, lor instance, was another 
 one who must have a fine appetite, for he had breakfasted and dined by heart during the 
 last three days. However, he wasn't at home, there was only his hole, and Gervaise felt 
 somewhat jealous, thinking that perhaps he had been invited somewhere. Then, as she 
 reached the Bijards', she heard some one complaining, and, as the key was in the lock as 
 usual, she opened the door and went in. 
 " What is the matter? " she asked. 
 
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 everything during the morning. Misery might blow into the room as much as it liked, 
 carry, off the/ chattels and spread all its dirt and refuse about-. Lalie, however, came be- 
 hind and tidied everything, imparting, at least, some appearance of comfort within. She 
 might not be rich, but you realised that there was a housewife in the place. That after- 
 noon her two little ones, Henriette and Jules, had found some old pictures which they 
 were cutting out in a corner. But Gervaise was greatly surprised to see Lalie herself in 
 bed, looking very pale, with the sheet drawn up to her chin. In bed, indeed, then she 
 must be seriously ill ! 
 
 " What is the matter with you t " repeated Gervaise, feeling anxious. 
 
 Lalie no longer complained. She slowly raised her white eyelids, and tried to com- 
 pel her lips to smile, although they were convulsed by a shudder. 
 
 " There's nothing the matter with me," she whispered very softly. " Really nothing 
 at all." 
 
 Then, closing her eyes again, she added with an effort, " I was too tired during the 
 last few days, and so I'm doing the idle; I'm nursing myself, as you see." 
 
 But her childish face, streaked with livid stains, assumed such an expression of anguish 
 that: Gervaise, forgetting her own agony, joined her hands and fell on her knees near the 
 bed. For the last month she had seen the girl clinging to the walls for support when 
 she went about, bent double, indeed, by a cough which seemed to presage a coffin. Now 
 the poor child could not even cough. She had a hiccough, and drops of blood oozed from 
 the corners of her mouth. 
 
 " It isn't my fault if I hardly feel strong," she murmured, as if relieved. " I've tired 
 myself to-day trying to put things to rights. It's pretty tidy, isn't it 1 And I wanted to 
 clean the windows as well, but my legs failed me. How stupid ! However, when one has 
 finished one can go to bed." 
 
 She paused to say, " Pray see if my little ones are not cutting themselves with their 
 scissors." 
 
 And then she relapsed into silence, trembling and listening to a heavy footfall which 
 was approaching up the stairs. Suddenly father Bijard brutally opened the door. As 
 usual he was far gone, and his eyes shone with the furious madness imparted by the 
 " vitriol " he had swallowed. When he perceived Lalie in bed, he tapped on his thighs with 
 a sneer, and took the whip from where it hung. 
 
 " Ah ! by blazes, that's too strong," he growled, " we'll just have a laugh. So the cows 
 lie down on their straw at noon, now ! Are you poking fun at me, you lazy beggar ] 
 Come, quick now, up you get." 
 
 And he already cracked the whip over the bed. But the child beggingly replied, 
 "Pray, papa, don't — don't strike me. I swear to you you would regret it. Don't 
 strike ! "• 
 
 ■" Will you jump up ? " he roared still louder, '' or else I'll tickle your ribs ! Jump up, 
 you little hound ! " 
 
 Then she softly said, " I can't — do you understand? I'm going to die." 
 
 Gervaise had sprung upon Bijard and torn the whip away from him. He stood be- 
 wildered in front of the bed. What was the dirty nose talking about 1 Do girls die so young 
 without even having been ill 1 Some excuse to get sugar out of him no doubt. Ah ! he'd 
 make inquiries, and if she lied let her look out ! 
 
 "You will see, it's the truth," she continued. ''As long as I could I avoided worrying 
 you ; but be kind now, and bid me good-bye, papa." 
 
 Bijard wriggled his nose as if he fancied she was deceiving him. And yet it was true 
 she had a singular look, the serious mien of a grown up person. The breath of death which 
 passed through the room in some measure sobered him. He gazed around like a man 
 awakened from a long sleep, saw the room so tidy, the two children clean, playing, and 
 laughing. And then he sank on to a chair stammering, "Our little mother, our little mother." 
 
 These were the only words he could find to say, and yet they were very tender ones for 
 Lalie, who had never been so much spoiled. She consoled her father. What especially 
 worried her was to go off like this without having completely brought her little ones up. 
 He would take care of them, would he not 1 With her dying breath she told him how 
 they ought to be cared for and kept clean. But stultified, with the fumes of drink seiz- 
 ing hold of him again, he wagged his head, watching her pass away with an uncertain 
 stare. All kinds of things were touched in him, but he could find no more to say, and 
 he was too utterly burnt with liquor to shed a tear. 
 
GERVAISE INTERFERES TO PEOTECT LALIE FROM EIJARD S BRUTALITY. 
 
 P. 262. 
 
THE "ASSOMMOIR." 265 
 
 " Listen," resumed Lalie, after a pause. " We owe four francs and seven sous to the 
 baiter ; you must pay that. Madame Gaudron has an iron of ours, which you must get 
 from her. I wasn't able to make any soup this eveniug, but there's some bread left, and 
 you can put some potatoes to warm." 
 
 Till her last rattle, the poor kitten still remained "the little mother." Surely she could 
 never be replaced ! She was dying because she had had, at her age, a true mother's reason, 
 because her breast was too small and weak for so much maternity. And if her ferocious 
 beast of a father lost this treasure, it was his own fault. After kicking the mother to 
 death, hadn't he murdered the daughter as well 1 The two good angels would lie in the 
 pauper's grave, and all that could be in store for him was to kick the bucket like a dog in 
 the gutter. 
 
 However, Gervaise restrained herself not to burst out sobbing. She extended her hands, 
 desirous of easing the child, and as the shred of a sheet was falling, she wished to tuck it in 
 and arrange the bed. Then the dying girl's poor little body was seen. Ah ! Lord, what 
 misery ! what woe ! Stones would have wept. Lalie was bare, with only the remnants of 
 a jacket on her shoulders by way of chemise ; yes, bare, with the grievous, bleeding nudity 
 of a martyr. She had no flesh left ; her bones seemed to protrude through her skin. From 
 her ribs to her thighs there extended a number of violet stripes — the marks of the whip 
 forcibly imprinted on her. A livid bruise, moreover, encircled her left arm, as if the ten- 
 der limb, scarcely larger than a lucifer, had been crushed in a vice. There was also an im- 
 perfectly, closed wound on her right leg, left there by some ugly blow, and which opened 
 again and again of a morning, when she went about doing her errands. From head to foot, 
 indeed, she was but one bruise ! Oh ! this murdering of childhood ; those heavy hands 
 crushing this lovely girl ; how abominable that such weakness should have such a weighty 
 cross to bear ! Again did Gervaise crouch down, no longer thinking of tucking in the 
 sheet, but overwhelmed by the pitiful sight of this martyrdom ; and her trembling lips 
 seemed to be seeking for words of prayer. 
 
 " Madame Coupeau," murmured the child, " I beg you — " 
 
 AVith her little arms she tried to draw up the sheet again, ashamed as it were for her 
 father. Bijard, as stultified as ever, with his eyes on the corpse which was his own work, 
 still wagged his head, but more slowly, like a worried animal might do. 
 
 "When she had covered Lalie up again, Gervaise felt she could not remain there any 
 longer. The dying girl was growing weaker and ceased speaking ; all that was left to her 
 was her gaze — the dark look she had had as a resigned and thoughtful child, and which 
 she now fixed on her two little ones who were still cutting out their pictures. The room 
 was growing gloomy, and Bijard was working off his liquor while the poor girl was in her 
 death agonies. No, no, life was too abominable ! How frightful it was ! how frightful ! 
 And Gervaise took herself off, and went down the stairs unwittingly, her head wandering 
 and so full of disgust that she would willingly have thrown herself under the wheels of an 
 omnibus to have finished with her own existence. 
 
 As she hastened on, growling against cursed fate, she suddenly found herself in front of 
 the place where Coupeau pretended that he worked. Her legs had taken her there, and 
 now her stomach began singing its song again, the complaint of hunger in ninety verses — - 
 a complaint she knew by heart. However, if she caught Coupeau as he left, she would 
 be able to pounce upon the coin at once, and buy some grub. A short hour's waiting 
 at the utmost ; she could surely stay that out, though she had sucked her thumbs since 
 the day before. 
 
 It was in the Rue de la Charbonniere, at the corner of the Rue de Chartres, an open 
 space where the wind played at hide and seek. Dash it all ! stalking the pavement didn't 
 warm one. It would have been better if one had only had a fur mantle. The sky re- 
 tained its ugly leaden hue, and the snow, amassed above, covered the neighbourhood with 
 an icy cap. Nothing fell, but the air was profoundly still, presaging a complete disguise 
 for Paris by-and-by — a pretty ball dress, quite white and new. Gervaise raised her nose, 
 begging Providence not to let the muslin fall yet awhile. She stamped her feet, looked 
 at a grocer's shop over the way, and then turned on her heels, as it was not worth while 
 sharpening her appetite by the contemplation of good things. There was nothing amusing 
 round about. The few passers-by strode rapidly along, wrapped up in comforters ; naturally 
 enough one does not care to tarry when the cold is griping one's hind quarters. However. 
 Gervaise perceived four or five women who were mounting guard like herself outside 
 the door of the zinc-works ; unfortunate creatures of course — wives watching for the pay 
 
2m THE "ASSOMMOIIl." 
 
 to prevent it going to the dram-shop. There was a tall creature with a gendarme's- face 
 stuck against the wall, ready to spring on her husband as soon as he showed himself. A 
 dark little woman with a delicate humble air was walking about on the other side of the 
 way. Another one, a fat creature, had brought her two kids with her, and was dragging 
 them along, one on either hand, and both of them shivering and sobbing. And all these 
 women, Gervaise like the others, passed and repassed, exchanging glances, but without 
 speaking to one another. A pleasant meeting and no mistake. They didn't need to make 
 friends to learn what number they lived at. They could all hang out the same signboard; 
 " Misery & Co." It seemed to make one feel even colder, to see them walk about in silence, 
 passing each other in this terrible January weather. 
 
 However, nobody as yet left the zinc-works. But presently one workman appeared, 
 then two, and then three, but these were no doubt decent fellows who took their pay home 
 regularly, for they jerked their heads significantly as they saw the shadows wandering up 
 and down. The tall creature stuck closer than ever to the side of the door, and suddenly 
 fell upon a pale little man, who was prudently poking his head out. Oh ! it was soon 
 settled ! She searched him a;id collared his coin. Caught, no more money, not even 
 enough to pay for a dram ! Then the little man, looking very vexed and cast down, 
 followed his geudarme, weeping like a child. The workmen were still coming out ; and as 
 the fat mother with the two kids approached the door, a tall fellow, with a cunning 
 look, who noticed her, went hastily inside again to warn her husband; and when the latter 
 arrived he had stuffed a couple of oart wheels away, two beautiful new five franc pieces, , 
 one in each of his shoes. He took one of the kids on his arm, and went off telling crams 
 to his old woman, who was complaining. There were other workmen also, mournful-look- 
 ing fellows, who carried in their clinched fists the pay for the three or five clays' work they 
 had done daring a f jrtnight, who reproached themselves with their own laziness, and took 
 drunkards' oaths. But the saddest thing of all was the grief of the dark little woman, with 
 the humble, delicate look ; her husband, a handsome fellow, took himself off under her 
 very nose, and so brutally indeed that he almost knocked her down, and she went home 
 alone, stumbling past the shops and weeping all the tears in her body. ' 
 ' \~" At last the defile finished. Gervaise, who stood erect in the middle of the street, was 
 still watching the door. The look-out seemed a bad one. A couple of workmen who 
 were late appeared on the threshold, but there were still no signs of Coupeau. And when 
 she asked the workmen if Coupeau wasn't coming, they answered her, being up to snuff, 
 that he had just gone off by the back-door with LantimeohejD Gervaise understood what 
 this meant. Another of Coupeau's lies ; she could whistle for him if she liked. Then, 
 shuffling along in her worn-out shoes, she went slowly down the Bue de la Carbonniere. 
 Her dinner was going off in front of her, and she shuddered as she saw it running away 
 in the yellow twilight. This time it was all over. Not a copper, not a hope, nothing but 
 night and hunger. Ah! a fine night to kick the bucket, this dirty night which was falling 
 ovexjier shoulders ! 
 
 Lj&he was walking heavily up the Bue des Poissonniers when she suddenly he.ard Cou- 
 peau's voice. Yes, he was there, in the " Little Civet," letting My-Boots treat him. That 
 comical chap, My-Boots, had been cunning enough at the end of last summer to espouse 
 in authentic fashion a lady who, although rather advanced in years, had still preserved 
 considerable traces of beauty. She was a lady of the Bue des Martyrs, none of your Barriere 
 hussies. And you should have seen this fortunate mortal, living like a man of means, with 
 his hands in his pockets, well clad and well fed. He could hardly be recognised, so fat 
 had he grown. His comrades said that his wife had as much work as she liked among the 
 gentlemen of her acquaintance. A wife like that and a country-house is all one can wish 
 for to embellish one's life. And so Coupeau squinted admiringly at My-Boots. Why, the 
 lucky dog even had a gold ring on his little finger ! 
 ^ Gervaise touched Coupeau on the shoulder just as he was coming out of the " Little 
 Civet." 
 
 " I say, I'm waiting ; I'm hungry. Is that all you stand \ " 
 
 But he silenced her in a capital style. "You're hungry, eh? Well, eat your hand, 
 and keep t'other for to-morrow." 
 
 He considered it highly improper to do the dramatic in other people's presence. What, 
 he hadn't worked, and yet the bakers kneaded bread all the same. Did she take him for a. 
 fool, to come and try and frighten him with her stories ? 
 
 " Do you want me to turn thief? " she muttered, in a husky voice. 
 
GEKVAISE WAITING IN COMPANY WITH OTHER WORKMEN 8 WIVES AT THE FACTORY. DOOR ON 
 
 A TAY DAY. 
 
 P. 263. 
 
THE "ASSOMMOIR." 269 
 
 My-Boots stroked his chin in conciliatory fashion. 
 
 " No, that's forbidden," s;dd he. " But when a woman knows how to manage — " 
 
 And Coupeau interrupted him to call out " Bravo ! " Yes, a woman always ought to 
 know how to manage. But his wife had always been a helpless thing. It would be her 
 fault if they died on the straw. Then he relapsed into his admiration for My-Boots. 
 How awfully fine he looked ! A regular landlord ; with clean linen and swell shoes ! 
 They were no common stuff! His wife, at all events, knew how to row the boat ! 
 
 Tho two men walked towards the outer Boulevard, and Gervaise followed them. After 
 a pause, she resumed, talking behind Coupeau's back : "I'm hungry; you know, I relied on 
 you. ifou must find me something to nibble." 
 
 He did not answer, and she repeated, in a tone of despairing agony : " Is that all you 
 stand 1 " 
 
 " But, dash it all, I've got no coin," he roared, turning round in a fury. " Just leave 
 me alone, eh 1 or else I'll hit you." 
 
 He was already raising his fist. She drew back, and seemed to make up her mind. 
 " All right, I'll leave you. I shall always be able to find a man." 
 
 'The zinc-worker laughed at this. He pretended to make a joke of the matter, and 
 strengthened her purpose without seeming to do so. That was a fine idea of her's, and no 
 mistake ! In the evening, by gaslight, she might still make some conquests. If she got 
 v hold of a man, he recommended her to try the " Capuchin " restaurant, where capital 
 fare was to be had in the private rooms. And as she went off along the Boulevard, looking 
 pale and furious, he called out after her : " I say, just listen, bring me back some dessert. 
 I like cakes ; and if youi gentleman's well dressed, ask him for an old overcoat. I should 
 like to have one." 
 
 With these words ringing in her ears, Gervaise walked softly away. But when she found 
 herself alone in the midst of the crowd, she slackened her pace. She was quite resolute. 
 Between thieving and doing that, she preferred that, for at all events she wouldn't harm 
 any one. She would only dispose of herself. No doubt, it wasn't proper. But what was 
 proper and what was improper were sorely muddled together in her brain. When you are 
 dying of hunger, you don't philosophize, you eat whatever bread turns up. She had gone 
 along as far as the Chaussee-Clignancourt. It seemed as if the night would never come. 
 However, she followed the Boulevards like a lady who is taking a stroll before dinner. 
 The neighbourhood in which she felt so ashamed, so greatly was it being embellished, 
 was now full of fresh air. The Boulevard Magenta, coming from the heart of Paris, and 
 the Boulevard Ornano going off into the country, bad pierced through the old Barrieie, 
 levelling a large number of houses ; and at the flanks of the two long avenues, still white 
 with plaster, one could see the Faubourg-Poissonuiere and the Rue des Poissonniers, dark, 
 dingy, and crooked. The demolition of the octroi wall had long since widened 'the 1 outer 
 Boulevard, allowing space for two paved roads, with a central foot-walk planted with four 
 rows of scrubby plane trees. The view stretched as far as the horizon, along the broad 
 highways crowded with people, and ending in a chaos of half-built houses. But among the 
 Jofty new buildings there remained many tottering hovels. Between the carved facades 
 there wers a number of black dens, standing back, perfect kennels, with rags hanging from 
 their windows. Amid the rising luxury of Paris, the misery of the faubourg was apparent, 
 surrounding the hastily erected new piles with dirt. 
 
 Lost in the crowd on the broad footway, walking past the little plane trees, Gervaise 
 felt alone and abandoned. The vistas of the avenues seemed to empty her stomach 
 all the more. And to think that among this flood of people there were mauy in easy cir- 
 cumstances, and yet not a Christian who could guess her position, and slip a ten sous piece 
 into her hand! Yes, it was too great and too beautiful; her head swam, and her legs 
 tottered under this broad .expanse of grey sky stretched over so vast a space. The twi- 
 light had the dirty-yellowish tinge of Parisian evenings, a tint that gives you a longing to- 
 die at once, so ugly does street life seem. The horizon was growing indistinct, assuming 
 a mud-coloured tinge as it were. Gervaise, who was already weary, met all the workpeople 
 returning home. At this hour of the day the ladies in bonnets, the well-dressed gen- 
 tlemen livin^inthe new houses, mingled with the people, with files of men and women still 
 pale from inhaling the tainted atmosphere of workshops and workrooms. From the Boule- 
 vard Magenta and the Rue du Faubourg-Poissonniere, came bands of people, rendered 
 breathless by their uphill walk. As the omnibuses and the cabs rolled by less noise- 
 lessly among the vans and trucks returning home empty at a gallop, an ever increasing 
 
270 
 
 THE " ASSOMMOIR. 
 
 swarm of blouses and blue vests covered the pavement. Commissionaires returned with 
 their crotchets on their backs. Two workmen, stepping out, took long strides side by side, 
 talking to each other in loud voices, with any amount of gesticulation, but without look- 
 ing at one another ; others who were alone, in overcoats and enps, walked along the curb- 
 stones with lowered noses ; others, again, came in parties of five or six, following each other, 
 with pale eyes and their hands in their pockets, and not exchanging a word. Some still 
 had their pipes, which had gone out, between their teeth. Four masons poked their white 
 l»ces out of the windows of a cab which they had hired between them, and on the roof 
 of which their mortar troughs rocked to and fro. House-painters were swinging their 
 pots ; a zinc-worker was returning laden with a long ladder, with which he almost poked 
 people's eyes out ; whilst a belated dealer in filter-taps, with his box on his back, played 
 the tune of "The Good King Dagoberf'on his little trumpet. Ah! the sad music, a 
 fitting accompaniment to the tread of the flock, the tread of the weary beasts of burden. 
 
 Another day's work over ! Really 
 worktime was too long and came 
 too often. Hardly time to fill one's 
 stomach, and digest one's food ; and 
 it would be daylight again, and 
 the collar of misery must be re- 
 sumed. But, nevertheless, the 
 plucky ones whistled, stamping 
 on the pavement, and darting along, 
 erect, with their mouths turned 
 supperwards. And Gervaise let the 
 crowd flow past her, careless of 
 being knocked against, elbowed to 
 the right, and elbowed to the left, 
 and still carried onward by the 
 tide. Men haven't the time to in- 
 dulge in gallantry when they are 
 bent double with fatigue, and 
 pinched by hunger. 
 
 Suddenly on raising her eyes 
 she noticed the old Hotel Boncoeur 
 in front of her. After being an ill- 
 famed caK, vhich the police had 
 shut up, the little house was now 
 abandoned ; the shutters were 
 covered with posters, the lantern 
 was broken, and the whole building 
 was rotting and crumbling away 
 from top to bottom, with its smudgy 
 claret coloured paint, quite mouldy. 
 The stationer's and the tobacco- 
 nist's were still there. In the rear, 
 over some low buildings, you could 
 see the leprous facades of several, 
 five-storeyed houses rearing their 
 tumble down outlines against the 
 skw The "Grand Balcony" dancing 
 hall, alone, no longer existed ; some sugar-cutting works, wliich hissed continually, had been 
 installed in the hall with the ten flaming windows. And yet it was here, in this den — the 
 Hotel Boncoeur — that the whole cursed life had commenced. Gervaise remained looking 
 at the window of the first floor, from which hung a broken shutter, and recalled to mind 
 her youth with Lantier, their first rows and the ignoble way in which he had abandoned 
 her. Never mind, she was young then, and it all seemed gay to her, seen from a dis- 
 tance. Only twenty years, good Lord ! and yet she had fallen to the pavement. Then 
 the sight of the lodging house oppressed her and she walked up the Boulevard in the 
 direction of Montmartre. 
 
 The night was gathering, but children were still playing on the heaps of sand between 
 
 A FILTER TAP DEALER. 
 
THE "ASSOMMOIR." 
 
 271 
 
 the benches. The march past continued, the work-girls went by, trotting along and hurry- 
 ing to make up for the time they had lost in looking in at the shop windows ; one tall girl 
 
 who had stopped, left her hand in that of a big fellow, who had accompanied her, three 
 
 doors off from her home ; others, 
 
 as they parted from each other, 
 
 made appointments for the night 
 
 at the " Grand Hall of Folly " or 
 
 the " Black Ball." In the midst of 
 
 the groups, a glazier went by, carry- 
 ing sheets of glass on his back and 
 
 under his arms. A plumber, har- 
 nessed with leather braces, was draw- 
 ing a truck, and nearly got himself 
 
 crushed by an omnibus, owing to 
 
 his carelessness. Among the crowd 
 
 which was now growing scantier, 
 
 there were several women running 
 
 with bare heads ; after lighting the 
 
 fire, they had come down stairs 
 
 again, and were hastily making 
 
 their purchases for dinne'r ; they 
 
 jostled the people they met, darted 
 
 into the bakers' and the pork 
 
 butchers', and went off again with 
 
 all despatch, their provisions in 
 
 their hands. There were little girls 
 
 of eight years old, who had been 
 
 sent out on errands, and who went 
 
 along past the shops, pressing long 
 
 loaves of four pounds' weight, as 
 
 tall as they were themselves, against 
 
 their breasts, as if these loaves had 
 
 been beautiful yellow dolls ; at times 
 
 these little ones forgot themselves 
 
 for five minutes or so, in front of 
 
 some pictures in a shop window, 
 
 and rested their cheeks against the 
 
 bread. Then the flow subsided, 
 
 the groups became fewer and farther 
 
 between, the working classes had 
 gone home ; and as the gas blazed 
 now that the day's toil was over, 
 idleness and amusement seemed to 
 wake up. 
 
 Ah ! yes, Gervaise had finished her day! She was wearier even than all this mob of 
 toilers who had jostled her as they went by. She might lie down there and croak, for 
 work would have nothing more to do with her, and she had toiled enough during her life 
 to say : " Whose tnrn now 1 I've had enough." At present everyone was eating. It was 
 really the end, the sun had blown out its candle, the night would be a long one. Good 
 Lord ! To stretch oneself at one's ease and never get up again, to think one had put one's 
 tools by for good, and that one could lie lazy for ever ! That's what is good, after tiring 
 oneself out for twenty years ! And Gervaise, as hunger twisted her stomach, thought in spite 
 of herself of the fete days, the spreads and the revelry of her life. Of one occasion especi- 
 ally, an awfully cold day, a mid-Lent Thursday. She had enjoyed hetself wonderfully well. 
 She was very pretty, fair-haired and fresh-looking at that time. Her wash-house in the 
 Bue Neuve had chosen her as queen in spite of her leg. And then they had had an outing 
 on the Boulevards in vehicles decked with green stuff, in the midst of stylish people who 
 ogled her. Real gentlemen put up their glasses as if she had been a true queen. In the 
 evening there was a wonderful spread, and then they had danced till daylight. Queen, 
 yes Queen! with a crown and a sash for twenty-four hours — twice round the clock! 
 
 A GLAZIER. 
 
272 THE "ASSOMMOIR." 
 
 And now oppressed by hunger, she looked on the ground, as if she were seeking for the 
 gutter in which she had let her fallen majesty tumble. 
 
 She raised her eyes again. She was in front of the slaughterhouses which were being 
 pulled down ; through the gaps in the facade one could see the dark, stinking courtyards 
 still damp with blood. And when she had gone down the Boulevard again, she also saw 
 the Lariboisiere Hospital, with its long grey wall, above which she could distinguish the 
 mournful fun-like wings pierced with windows at even distances. A door in the wall 
 terrified the neighbourhood ; it was the door of the dead ia solid oak, and without a 
 crack, as stern and as silent as a tombstone. Then to escape her thoughts, she hurried 
 further down till she reached the railway bridge. The high parapets of riveted sheet iron 
 hid the line from view ; she could only distinguish a corner of the station standing out 
 against the luminous horizon of Paris, with a vast roof black with coal dust. Through the 
 clear space she could hear the engines whistling and the trucks being shunted, in token 
 of colossal hidden activity. Then a train passed by, leaving Paris, with puffing breath 
 and a growing rumble. And all she perceived of this train was a white plume, a sudden 
 gust of steam which rose above the parapet and then evaporated. But the bridge had 
 shaken, and she herself seemed impressed by this departure at full speed. She turned 
 round as if to follow the invisible engine, the noise of which was dying away. In this 
 direction she divined the existence of the country and fresh air, far away beyond a cutting 
 with tall isolated houses to the right and left, erected without order, now showing their 
 fronts, and now unplastered side-walls, with others painted over with giant advertisements, 
 and all of them dirtied by the smoke from the engines with the same yellowish tinge. 
 Ah ! if she had only been able to go off like that, far from these abodes of misery and suffer- 
 ing. Perhaps she might then have begun her life over again. Then she found herself 
 stupidly reading the bills posted on the sheet-iron parapet. They were of every tint. 
 One of them — a little one, of a pretty shade of blue — promised fifty francs reward for a 
 bitch which had been lost. That animal had been loved, plainly enough. 
 
 Gervaise slowly resumed her walk. Iu the smoky-shaded fog. which was falling, the 
 gas lamps were being lighted up ; and the long avenues, which had grown black and in 
 distinct, suddenly showed themselves plainly again, sparkling to their full length and 
 piercing through the night, even to the vague darkness of the horizon. A great gust 
 swept by ; the widened spaces were lighted up with girdles of little flames, shining under the 
 far-stretching moonless sky. It was the hour when from one end of the Boulevard to 
 the other the dram-shops and the dancing halls flamed gaily as the first glasses were 
 merrily drunk and the first dance began. It was the great fortnightly pay-day, and the 
 pavement was crowded with jostling revellers on the spree. There was a breath of merry- 
 making in the air — deuced fine revelry, but not objectionable so far. Fellows were filliug 
 themselves in the eating-houses ; through the lighted windows you could see people feeding, 
 with their mouths full, and laughing without, taking the trouble to swallow. Drunkards 
 were already installed in the wine-shups, squabbling and gesticulating. And there was a 
 cursed noise on all sides, voices shouting amid the constant clatter of feet on the pavement. 
 
 " I say ! are you coming to sip % " " Make haste, old man ; I'll pay for a glass of 
 bottled wine." "Hallo! here's Pauline ! Sha'n't we just laugh ! " The doors swung to 
 and fro, letting a smell of wine and a sound of cornet playing escape into the open air. 
 There was a gathering in front of old Colombe's "Assommoir," which was lighted up like 
 a cathedral for high mass ; and, dash it all ! you would have said a real ceremony was going 
 on, for several capital fellows with rounded paunches and swollen cheeks, looking for all the 
 world like professional choristers, were singing inside. They were celebrating Saint-Pay, 
 of course — a very amiable saint who no doubt keeps the cash-box in Paradise. Only, on 
 seeing how gaily the evening began, the retired petty tradesmen who had taken their wives 
 out for a stroll wagged their heads and repeated that there would be any number of drunken 
 men in Paris that night. And the night stretched very dark, dead-like and icy above this 
 revelry, perforated only with lines of gas-lamps extending to the four corners of heaven. 
 
 Gervaise stood in front of the "Assommoir," thinking that if she had had a couple of sous 
 she could have gone inside and drunk a dram. No doubt a dram would have quieted her 
 hunger. Ah ! what a number of drams she had drunk in her time ! Liquor seemed good 
 stuff to her after all. And from outside she watched the fuddling machine, realising that 
 her misfortune was due to it, and yet dreaming of finishing herself off with brandy on the 
 day she had some coin. But a shudder passed through her hair, as she saw that it was now 
 almost dark. Well, the night time was approaching. She must have some pluck and show 
 
THE " ASSSOMMOIK." 275 
 
 herself coaxing if she didn't wish to kick the backet in the midst of the ge? neighbour- 
 Looking at other people gorging themselves didn't precisely fill her own stotheard dis- 
 slackened her pace again, and looked around her. There was a darker shade ; K ragged 
 trees. Few people passed along, only folks in a hurry who swiftly crossed the Botfiu had 
 And on the broad, dark, deserted footway, where the sound of the revelry died away, Y^rd " 
 were standing and waiting. . They remained for long intervals, motionless, patient, am as 
 stiff-looking as the scrubby little plane trees ; then they slowly began to move, draggitr 
 their slippers over the frozen soil, taking ten steps or so and then waiting again, rooted 
 as it were to the ground. There was one of them with a huge body and insect-like arms 
 and legs, wearing a black silk nig, with a yellow, scarf over her head ; there was another 
 one, tall and bony, who was bare-headed and wore a servant's apron ; and others, too — old 
 ones plastered up, and young ones so dirty that a rag-picker would not have picked them 
 up. However, Gervaise tried to learn the trade by imitating them ; girlish-like emotion 
 tightened her throat ; she was hardly aware whether she felt ashamed or not — she seemed 
 to be living in a horrible dream. For a quarter of an hour she remained standing erect. 
 Men hurried by without even turning their heads. Then she moved about in her turn, 
 and venturing to accosc a man who was whistling with his hands in his pockets, she mur- 
 mured in a strangled voice: 
 
 " Sir, just listen." 
 
 The man gave her a side glance and then went off, whistling all the louder. 
 
 Gervaise grew bolder, and, with her stomach empty, she became absorbed in this chase, 
 fiercely rushing after her dinner, which was still running away. She walked about for a 
 long while, without thinking of the flight of time or of the direction she took. Around her 
 the dark mute women went to and fro under the trees like wild beasts in a cage. They 
 stepped out of the shade like apparitions, and passed under the light of a gas lamp with 
 their pale faces fully apparent ; then they grew vague again as they went off into the dark- 
 ness, with a white strip of petticoat swaying to and fro. Men let themselves be stopped 
 at times, talked jokingly, and then started off again, laughing. Others discreetly went 
 away ten paces behind a woman. There was a deal of muttering, quarrelling in an under- 
 tone, and furious bargaining, which suddenly subsided into profound silence. And as fur 
 as Gervaise went she saw these women standing like sentinels in the fight; they seemed 
 to be placed along the whole length of the Boulevard. As soon as she met one, she saw 
 another twenty paces further on, and the file stretched out unceasingly. Entire Paris 
 was guarded. She grew enraged on finding herself disdained, and, changing her place, 
 she now perambulated between the Chaussee de Clignancourt and the Grande Kue of La 
 Chapelle. 
 
 "Sir, just listen." 
 
 But the men passed by. She started from the slaughter-houses, which stunk of blood. 
 She glanced on her way at the old Hotel Boncoeur, now closed. She passed in front of 
 the Lariboisiere hospital, and mechanically counted the number of windows that were il- 
 luminated with a pale quiet glimmer, like that of night-lights at the bedside of some agon- 
 ising sufferers. She crossed the railway bridge as the trains rushed by with a noisy rumble, 
 rending the air in twain with their shrill whistling ! Ah ! how sad everything seemed at 
 night-time ! Then she turned on her heels again, and filled her eyes with the sight of the 
 same houses, doing this ten and twenty times without pausing, without resting for a minute 
 on a bench. No; no one would have anything to do with her. Her shame seemed to be 
 increased by this contempt. She went down towards the hospital again, and then returned 
 towards the slaughter-houses. It was her last promenade — from the blood-stained court- 
 yards, where animals were stricken low, down to the pale hospital wards, where death 
 stiffened the patients stretched between the sheets. It was between these two establish- 
 ments that she had passed her life. 
 
 " Sir, just listen." 
 
 But suddenly she perceived her shadow on the ground. iWhen she approached a gas- 
 lamp it gradually became less vague, till it stood out at last in full force — an enormous 
 shadow it was, positively grotesque, so portly had she become. Her stomach, breast, and 
 hips, all equally flabby, jostled together as it were. She walked so lame that the shadow 
 ■ bobbed almost topsy-turvy at every step she took ; it looked like a real Punch ! Then as 
 she left the street lamp behind her, the Punch grew taller, becoming in fact gigantiu, 
 filling the whole Boulevard, bobbing to and fro in such style that it seemed fated to 
 smash its nose against the trees or the houses. Good Lord ! how frightful she was ! She 
 
272 
 
 THE "ASSOMMOIR." 
 
 And now opprf 
 gutter in w 
 
 She 
 pulled d 
 still da& 
 the I 
 
 GERVAISE IMPORTUNING THE PASSERS-BY. 
 
 had never realised her disfigurement so thoroughly. And she could not help looking at her 
 shadow ; indeed, she waited for the gas-lamps, still watching the Punch as it bobbed about. 
 Ah ! she had a pretty companion beside her ! What a figure ! It ought to attract men 
 at once ! And at the thought of her unsightliness, she lowered her voice, and only just dared 
 to stammer behind the passers-by : 
 "Sir, just listen." 
 
THE "ASSOMMOIR." 275 
 
 However, it must Lave been very late. Matters were growing bad in the neighbour- 
 hood. The eating-houses had shut up, and voices, gruff with drink, could be heard dis- 
 puting in the wineshops. Revelry was turning to quarrelling and fisticuffs. A big ragged 
 chap roared out, "I'll knock yer to bits ; just number yer bones." A loose woman had 
 quarrelled with a fellow outside a dancing place, and was calling him " dirty blackguard " 
 and "sick pig," whilst he on his side kept on repeating, " How about your sister?" as 
 if he could think of nothing else. Drink seemed to have imparted a fierce desire to in- 
 dulge in blows, and the passers-by, who were now less numerous, had pale contracted 
 faces. There was a battle at last; one drnii'-'en fellow came down on his back, with all 
 fours raised in the air, whilst his comrade, thinking he had done for him, ran off with his 
 heavy shoes clattering over the pavement. 
 
 There were bands of fellows braying beastly songs, then a deep silence came, interrupted 
 only by the hiccoughs and the falls of drunkards. The fortnightly merriment always 
 finished like this ; so much wine had flowed since six o'clock, that now it was about to stroll 
 over the pavement. Such a mess on the very middle of the footways, for belated people 
 with delicate minds to step over, if they did not care to walk through it. The neighbour- 
 hood was really clean ! If a foreigner had visited it before the matutinal sweeping, he 
 would have gone away with a very nice opinion indeed. But the drunkards were at home, 
 and they didn't care a rap for Europe. By Jove ! knives slipped out, and the little fete 
 ended in bloodshed. Women walked hastily along, men prowled round with wolves' eyes, 
 the night grew thicker, swollen with abomination. 
 
 Gervaise still hobbled about, going up and down, with the idea of walking for ever. 
 At times, she felt drowsy, and went to sleep, rocked, as it were, by her lame leg ; then she 
 looked round her with a start, and noticed she had walked a hundred paces unconsciously. 
 Her feet were swelling in her ragged shoes. The last clear thought that occupied her 
 mind was that her hussy of a daughter was perhaps eating oysters at that very moment. 
 Then everything became cloudy ; and, albeit, she remained with open eyes, it required too 
 great an effort for her to think. And the only sensation that remained to her, in her utter 
 annihilation, was that it was frightfully cold, so sharply, mortally cold, she had never known 
 the like before. Why, even dead people could not feel so cold in their graves. With" au 
 effort she raised her head, and something seemed to lash her face. It was the snow, 
 which had at last decided to fall from the smoky sky — fine thick snow, which the -breeze 
 swept round and round. For three days it had been expected. It fell just at the right 
 time. 
 
 Woke up by the first gusts, Gervaise began to walk faster. Eager to get home, men 
 were running along, with their shoulders already white. And, as she suddenly saw one who, 
 on the contrary, was coming slowly towards her under the trees, she approached him, and 
 again said : 
 
 "Sir, just listen—" 
 
 The man had stopped. But he did not seem to have heard her. He held out his hand, 
 and muttered in a low voice : 
 " Charity, if you please ! " 
 
 They looked at one another. Ah ! good Lord ! They were reduced to this — father Bru 
 begging, Madame Coupeau on the town ! They remained stupefied in front of each other. 
 They could shake hands now. The old workman had prowled about the whole evening, 
 not daring to stop anyone, and the first person he accosted was as hungry as himself. 
 Lord, was it not pitiful ! To have toiled for fifty years, and be obliged to beg ! To have 
 been one of the most prosperous washerwomen in the Rue de la Goutte-d'Or, and to end, 
 beside the gutter ! They still looked at one. another. Then, without saying a word, 
 they went off in different directions under the lashing snow. 
 
 It was a perfect tempest. On these heights, in the midst of this open space, the fine 
 snow revolved round and round, as if the wind came from the four corners of heaven. 
 You could not see ten paces off, everything was confused in the midst of this flying dust. 
 The surroundings had disappeared, the Boulevard seemed to be dead, as if the storm had 
 stretched the silence of its white sheet over the hiccoughs of the last drunkards. Gervaise 
 still went on, blinded, lost. She felt her way by touching the trees. As she advanced, the 
 gas lamps shone out amidst the whiteness like torches. Then, suddenly, whenever she 
 crossed an open space, these lights failed her ; she was enveloped in the whirling snow, 
 unable to distinguish anything to guide her.- Below stretched the ground, vaguely white; 
 grey walls surrounded her, and when she paused, hesitating, and turning her head, she 
 
27G THE " ASSOMMOIR" 
 
 divined that behind this icy veil extended the immense avenues with interminable vistas 
 of gas-lamps — the black and deserted Infinite of Paris asleep. 
 
 She was standing where the outer Boulevard meets the Boulevards Magenta and 
 Ornano, thinking of lying down on the ground, when suddenly she heard a footfall. She 
 began to run, but the snow blinded her, and the footsteps went off, without her being able 
 to tell whether it was to the right or to the left. At last, however, she perceived a man's 
 broad shoulders, a dark form which was disappearing amid the snow. Oh ! she'd have 
 that one, he shouldn't escape her ! And she ran on all the faster, reached him, and caught 
 him by the blouse : 
 
 " Sir, sir, just listen — " 
 
 The man turned round. It was Goujet. 
 
 So now she accosted Golden-Mug ! But what had she done on earth to be tortured like 
 this by Providence 1 It was the crowning blow — to stumble against Goujet, and be seen 
 by him, pale and begging, like a Barriere drab. And it happened just under a gas-lamp ; 
 she could see her deformed shadow swaying on the snow like a real caricature. You would 
 have said she was drunk. Good Lord ! not to have a crust of bread, or a drop of wine in 
 her body, and to be taken for a drunken woman ! It was her own fault, why did she booze 1 
 Goujet no doubt thought she had been drinking, and that she was up to some nasty 
 pranks. 
 
 However he looked at her while the snow scattered daisies over his beautiful yellow 
 beard. Then as she lowered her head and stepped back he detained her. 
 
 " Come," said he. 
 
 And he walked on first. She followed him. They both crossed the silent district, 
 gliding noiselessly along the walls. Poor Madame Goujet had died of rheumatism in the 
 month of October. Goujet still resided in the little house in the Bue Neuve, living 
 gloomily alone. On this occasion he was belated because he had sat up nursing a wounded 
 comrade. When he had opened the door and lighted a lamp, he turned towards Gervaise, 
 who had remained humbly on the threshold. Then, in a low voice, as if he were afraid his 
 mother could still hear him, he exclaimed, " Come in." 
 
 The first room, Madame Goujet's, was piously preserved in the state she had left it. 
 On a chair near the window lay the tambour by the side of the large arm-chair, which 
 seemed to be waiting for the old lace-worker. The bed was made, and she could have 
 stretched herself beneath the sheets if she had left the cemetery to come and spend the ' 
 evening with her child. There was something solemn, a perfume of honesty and goodness 
 about the room. 
 
 " Come in," repeated the blacksmith in a louder tone. 
 
 She went in, half frightened, like a disreputable girl gliding into a respectable place. 
 He was quite pale, and trembled at the thought of ushering a woman like this into his 
 dead mother's home. They crossed the room on tiptoe, as if they were ashamed to be 
 heard. Then when he had pushed Gervaise into his own room he closed the door. Here 
 he was at home. It was the narrow closet she was acquainted with ; a schoolboy's room, 
 with a little iron bedstead hung with white curtains. On the walls the engravings cut out 
 of illustrated newspapers had gathered and spread, and they now reached to the ceiling. 
 The room looked so pure that Gervaise did not dare to advance, but retreated as far as she 
 could from the lamp. Then without a word, in a transport as it were, he tried to seize 
 hold of her and press her in his arms. But" her strength was giving way, and she mur- 
 mured : 
 
 "Oh, my God! oh, my God ! " 
 
 The fire in the stove, having been covered with coke-dust, was still alight, and the re- 
 mains of a stew which Goujet had put to warm, thinking he should return to dinner, was 
 smoking in front of the cinders. Gervaise, who felt her numbness leave her in the warmth of 
 this room, would have gone down on all fours to eat out of the saucepan. Her hunger was 
 stronger than her will ; her stomach seemed rent in two ; and she stooped down with a 
 sigh. But Goujet had realised the truth. He placed the stew on the table, cut some bread, 
 and poured her out a glass of wine. 
 
 " Thanks ! thanks ! " said she. " Oh, how kind you are ! Thanks ! " 
 
 She stammered ; she could hardly articulate. When she caught hold of her fork she 
 began to tremble so acutely that she let it fall again. The hunger that possessed her made 
 her wag her head. She carried the food to her mouth with her fingers. As she stuffed 
 the first potato into her mouth, she burst but sobbing. Big tears coursed down her cheeks 
 
THE " ASSOMMOIJU." 
 
 "It waa the crowning blow — to stumble against Goojet, and bo seen by him, pale and begging, like a. 
 
 Barriere drab. " 
 
 and fell on to her bread. She still eat, gluttonously devouring this bread thus moistened 
 by her tears, and breathing very hard all the while. Goujet compelled her to drink to 
 prevent her from stifling, and her glass chinked, as it were, against her teeth. 
 "Will you have some more bread 1 ?" he asked in an undertone. 
 
278 THE "ASSOMMOIR." 
 
 She cried, she said "no," she said "yes," she didn't know. Ah, Lord ! how nice and 
 yet how sad it is to eat when one is starving. 
 
 And standing in front of her, he looked at her all the while ; under the bright light 
 cast by the lamp-shade he could see her well. How aged and altered she seemed ! The 
 heat was melting the snow on her hair and clothes, and she was dripping. Her poor 
 wagging head was quite grey ; there were any number of grey locks which the wind had 
 disarranged. Her neck sank into her shoulders, as it were, and she had become so fat 
 and ugly, you might have cried on noticing the change. And he recollected their love, 
 when she was quite rosy, working with her irons, and showing, the child-like plait which 
 set such a charming necklace iound her throat. In those times he had watched her for 
 hours, glad to look at her. Later on she had come to the forge, and there they had en- 
 joyed themselves whilst he beat the iron, and she stood b.y watching his hammer dance. 
 Ah ! in those days, how often he had bit his "pillow of a night-time, longing to have her 
 in his room ! Oh ! he would have crushed her, had he taken hold of her then, so great 
 was his desire. And now she was his — he could take her ! She was finishing her bread, 
 soaking it in her tears which had fallen into the saucepan, her big silent tears which still 
 rolled down on to her food. 
 
 Gervaise rose ; she had finished. She remained for a moment with her head lowered, 
 and ill at ease. Then, thinking she detected a gleam in his eyes, she raised her hand to 
 her jacket and unfastened the top button. But Goujet had fallen on his knees, and taking 
 hold of her hands he exclaimed softly, 
 
 " I love you, Madame Gervaise ; oh ! I love you still and in spite of everything, I swear 
 it to you." 
 
 " Don't say that, Monsieur Goujet ! " she cried, maddened to see him like this at her 
 feet. " No, don't say that ; you grieve me too much." 
 
 And as he repeated that he could never love twice in his life, she became yet more de- 
 spairing. 
 
 '•' No, no, I am too ashamed. For the love of God get up. It is my place to be on the 
 ground." 
 
 He rose, he trembled all over and stammered, " Will you allow me to kiss you? " 
 
 Overcome with surprise and emotion she could not speak, but she assented with a nod 
 of the head. After all, she was his ; he could do what he chose with her. But he merely 
 protruded his lips. 
 
 " That suffices between us, Madame Gervaise," he muttered. " It is all our friendship, 
 is it not 1 " 
 
 He kissed her on the forehead on a lock of her grey hair. He had not kissed any 
 one since his mother's death. His sweetheart Gervaise alone remained to him in life. And 
 then when he had kissed her with so much respect, he fell back across his bed with sobs 
 rising in his throat. And Gervaise could not remain there any longer. It was too sad and 
 too abominable to meet again under such circumstances when one loved. " I love you, 
 Monsieur Goujet," she exclaimed. " I love you dearly also. Oh ! it isn't possible, I under- 
 stand it. Good-bye, good-bye, it would stifle us both." 
 
 And she darted through Madame Goujet's room and found herself outside on the pave- 
 ment again. When she recovered her senses, she had rung at the door in the Rue de la 
 Goutte-d'Or, and Boche was pulling the string. The house was quite dark, and in the black 
 night, the yawning, ^dilapidated porch looked like an open mouth. To think that she 
 had been ambitious of having a corner in this barracks ! Had her ears been stopped up 
 then, that she had not heard the cursed music of despair which sounded behind the walls ? 
 Since she had set foot in the place she bad begun to go downhill. Yes, it must bring bad 
 luck to shut oneself up in these big workmen's houses ; the cholera of misery was conta- 
 gious there. That night everyone seemed to have kicked the bucket. She only heard 
 the Boches snoring on the right-hand side ; while Lantier and Virginie on the left were 
 purring like a couple of cats who are not asleep, but have their eyes closed and feel warm. 
 In the courtyard she fancied she was in a perfect cemetery ; the snow paved the ground with 
 white ; the high frontages, livid grey in tint, rose up unlighted like ruined walls, and not 
 a sigh could be heard ; it seemed as if a whole village, stiffened with cold and hunger, 
 were buried here! She had to step over a black gutter — water from the dye-works — which 
 smoked and streaked the whiteness of the snow with its muddy course. It was the colour 
 of her thoughts. The beautiful light blue and pink waters had long since flowed away ! 
 
 Then, whilst ascending the six flights in the dark, she could not prevent herself from 
 
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 laughing ; an ugly laugh, which hurt her. She recalled her ideal of former days : to work 
 quietly, always have bread to eat and a tidy home to sleep in, to bring up her children, 
 not to be beaten, and to die in her bed. No, really, it was comical how all that was be- 
 coming realised ! She no longer worked, she no longer eat, she slept on filth, her daughter 
 frequented all sorts of bad places, and her husband drubbed her at all hours of the day ; 
 all that was left for her to do, was to die on the pavement, and it would not take long, if on 
 getting into her room she could only pluck up courage to fling herself out of the window. 
 \Vas it not enough to make one think that she had asked heaven for thirty thousand francs 
 a year and no end of respect 1 Ah ! really, in this life it is no use being modest, one 
 only gets sat upon ! Not even pap and a nest, that is the common lot. 
 
 What increased her ugly laugh was the recollection of her grand hope of retiring into 
 the country after twenty years passed, in ironing. Well ! she was on her way to the 
 country. She was going to have her green corner in the Pere-Lachaise cemetery. 
 
 When she entered the passage, she was like a madwoman. Her poor head was whirling 
 round. At heart, her great grief was at having bid the blacksmith an eternal farewell. All 
 was ended between them, they would never see each other more. Then, besides that, all 
 her other thoughts of misfortune pressed upon her and almost caused her head to split. 
 As she passed, she poked her nose in at the Bijards' and beheld Lalie dead, with a look 
 of contentment on her face at having at last cocked her toes, and slumbering for ever. Ah 
 well ! children were luckier than grown up people ! And, as a glimmer of light passed 
 under old Bazouge's door, she walked boldly in, seized with a mania for going off on the 
 same journey as the little one. 
 
 That old joker Bazouge had come home that night in an extraordinary state of gaiety. 
 He had had such a booze, that he was snoring on the ground, in spite of the temperature ; 
 and that no doubt did not prevent him from dreaming something pleasant, for he seemed 
 to be laughing from his stomach as he slept. The candle, which ha had not put out, 
 lighted up his old garments, his black cloak which he had drawn over his knees, as 
 though it had been a rug. 
 
 On beholding him Gervaise uttered such a deep wailing, that he awoke. 
 
 " Damnation ! shut the door ! It's so cold ! Ah ! it's you ! What's the mattter 1 
 what do you want 1 " 
 
 Then Gervaise, stretching out her arms, no longer knowing what she stuttered, began 
 passionately to implore him. 
 
 " Oh ! take me away, I've had enough ; I want to go off. You mustn't bear me any 
 grudge. I didn't know, good heavens ! One never knows until one's ready. Oh ! yes, one's 
 glad to go one day ! Take me away, take me away, and I shall thank you." 
 
 And she fell on her knees, all shaken with a desire which caused her to turn ghastly 
 pale. Never before had she thus dragged herself at a man's feet. Old Bazouge's mug, 
 with his mouth all on one side and his hide begrimed with the dust of funerals, seemed 
 to her as beautiful and resplendent as a sun. The old fellow, who was scarcely awake, 
 thought, however, that it was some practical joke. 
 
 " I say now," murmured he, " no jokes ! " 
 
 " Take me away," repeated Gervaise, more ardently still. " You remember, I knocked 
 one evening against the partition ; then I said that it wasn't true, because I was still a 
 fool. But see ! give me your hands, I'm no longer frightened. Take me away to by-by ; 
 you'll see how still I'll be. Oh ! that's all I care for. Oh ! I'll love you so much !" 
 
 Bazouge, ever gallant, thought that he ought not to be hasty with a lady who appeared 
 to have taken such a fancy to him. She was falling to pieces, but all the same what re- 
 mained was very fine, especially when she was excited. 
 
 " What you say's very true," said he in a convinced manner. " I packed up three more 
 to-day, who would only have been too glad to have given me something for myself, could 
 they but have got their hands to their pockets. But, little woman, it's not so easily 
 settled as all that — " 
 
 " Take me away, take me away," continued Gervaise, " I want to go off — " 
 
 " Ah ! but there's a little operation to be gone through beforehand — you know, couic ! " 
 
 And he made a noise in his throat, as though swallowing his tongue. Then, thinking 
 it a good joke, he chuckled. 
 
 Gervaise slowly rose to her feet. So he too could do nothing for her. She went to her 
 room and threw herself on her straw, feeling stupid, and regretting she had eaten. Ah ! 
 no indeed, misery did not kill quick enough. 
 
CHAPTER XIII. 
 
 That night, Coupeau went on tbe batter. Next day, Gervaise received ten francs from 
 her son Etienne, who was an engineer on some railway. The youngster seat her a few- 
 francs from time to time, knowing that they were not very well off at home. She made 
 some soup, and eat it all alone, for that scoundrel Coupeau did not return on the morrow. 
 On the Monday he was still absent, and on the Tuesday also. The whole week went 
 by. Ah, by Jove ! if a lady had only carried him off, that would indeed have been a 
 good piece of luck. But on the Sunday it happened that Gervaise received a printed paper, 
 which frightened her at first, because it looked liked a communication from the commis- 
 sary of police. Afterwards she became reassured ; it was merely to inform her that her 
 pig was in a fair way to croak at Sainte-Anne. The paper was worded more politely, 
 only it amounted to the same thing. Yes, it was, indeed, a lady who had got hold, of 
 Coupeau, and her name was Sophie-Put-'em-to-Sleep, the drunkard's last, good friend. 
 
 Gervaise did not disturb herself. He knew the way ; he could very well get home from 
 the asylum by himself. They had cured him there so often that they could once more do 
 him the sorry service of putting him on his pins again. Had she not heard that very 
 morning that for a week Coupeau had been seen as round as a ball, rolling about Bellp- 
 ville from one dram-shop to another in the company of My-Boots 1 Exactly so ; and it 
 was My-Boots, too, who stood treat. He must have hooked his missus's stocking with all 
 the savings gained at the pretty game you know of. 
 
 Ah, they were drinking some pretty money there, capable of giving oue every abominable 
 disease imaginable ! So much the better if it had given Coupeau the colic ! And Ger- 
 vaise was especially furious when she considered that this lousy, selfish pair had not even 
 thought of calling for her and standing her a drink. Did ever any oue hear of such a 
 thing 1 — a week's booze, and not the least gallantry shown to the ladies ! When one 
 swills by oneself, one may croak by oneself, there now ! 
 
 However, on the Monday, as Gervaise had a nice little meal for the evening, the remains 
 of some beans and a pint of wine, she pretended to herself that a walk would give her an 
 appetite. The letter from the asylum, which she had left lying on the drawers, bothered 
 her. The snow had melted, the day was mild and grey, and on the whole fine, with just 
 a slight keenness in the air which was invigorating. She started at noon, for her walk 
 was a long one. She had to cross Paris, and her shank was always lagging. With that 
 the streets were crowded; but the people amused her; she reached her destination very 
 pleasantly. When she had given her name, she was told a most astounding story, to 
 the effect that Coupeau had been fished out of the river, close to the Pont-Neuf. He had 
 jumped over the parapet, under the impression that a bearded man was barring his way. 
 A fine jump, was it not ? And as for finding out how Coupeau got to be on the Pont- 
 Neuf, that was a matter he could not even explain himself. 
 
 • One of the keepers escorted Gervaise. She was ascending a staircase, when she heard 
 howlings which made her shiver to her very bones. 
 
 " Eh ! he's playing a nice music, isn't he 1 " observed the keeper. 
 
 "Who is?" asked she. 
 
 "Why, your old man! He's been yelling like that ever since the day before yester- 
 day ; and he dances, you'll just see." 
 
 Ah, good heavens ! what a sight ! She stood as one transfixed. The cell was padded 
 from the floor to the ceiling. On the floor there were two straw mats, one above the other; 
 and in a corner were spread a mattress and a bolster, nothing more. Inside there, 
 Coupeau was dancing and yelling. A regular guy of the outskirts, with his blouse in 
 tatters and his limbs boating the air ; but not a funny guy — oh, no ! — a guy whose terrible 
 capers made every hair of your head stand on end. He wore the mask of one about to 
 die. By Jove ! what a breakdown ! He bumped up against the window, then retired 
 backwards, beating time with his arms, and shaking his hands as though he were trying 
 to wrench them off and fling them in somebody's face. One meets with jokers in the low 
 dancing places, who imitate that, only they imitate it badly. One must see this 
 282 
 
COUPEAU's NEVER-ENDING DANCE IN THE PADDED BOOM OF THE LUNATIC ASYLUM. 
 
 P. 282 
 
THE " ASSOMMOIR." 285 
 
 drunkard's rigadoon danced if one wishes to know what it is like when gone through in 
 earnest. The song also has its merits, a continuous yell worthy of carnival-time, a mouth 
 wide open uttering the same hoarse trombone notes for hours together. Coupeau had the 
 howl of a beast with a crushed paw. Strike up, music ! Gentlemen, choose your 
 partners ! 
 
 "Good Lord! what is the matter with him? what is the matter with him ? " re- 
 peated Gervaise, seized with fear. 
 
 A house surgeon, a big fair fellow with a rosy countenance, and wearing a white apron, 
 was quietly sitting taking notes. The case was a curious one ; the doctor did not leave 
 the patient. 
 
 " Stay a while if you like," said he to the laundress ; " but keep quiet. Try and speak 
 to him, he will not recognise you." 
 
 Coupeau, indeed, did not even appear to see his wife. She had only had a bad view 
 of him on entering, he was wriggling about so much. When she looked him full in the 
 face, she stood aghast. Good heavens ! was it possible he had a countenance like that, his 
 eyes full of blood and his lips covered with scabs 1 She would certainly never have known 
 him. To begin with, he was making too many grimaces, without saying why, his mouth 
 suddenly out of all shape, his nose curled up, his cheeks drawn in, a perfect animal's 
 muzzle. His skin was so hot, the air steamed , around him ; and his hide was as though 
 ' varnished, covered with a heavy sweat which trickled off him. In his mad dance, one 
 could see all the same that he was not at his ease, his head was heavy and his limbs 
 ached. 
 
 Gervaise drew near to the house sui'geon, who was strumming a time with the tips of his 
 fingers on the back of his chair. 
 
 " I say, sir, it's serious then, this time 1" 
 
 The house surgeon nodded his head without answering. 
 
 " I say, isn't he jabbering to himself? Eh ! don't you hear 1 what's it about ? " 
 
 " About things he sees," murmured the young man. " Keep quiet, let me listen.'' 
 
 Coupeau was speaking in a jerky voices A glimmer of fun lit up his eyes. He looked 
 on the floor, to the right, to the left, and turned about, as though he had been strolling 
 in the Bois de Vincennes, conversing with himself. 
 
 " Ah ! that's nice, that's grand ! — There're cottages, a regular fair. And some jolly fine 
 music ! What a Balthazar's feast ! They're smashing the crockery in there — Awfully 
 swell ! Now it's being lit up ; red balls in the air, and it jumps, and it flies ! Oh ! oh ! 
 what a lot of lanterns in the trees ! — It's confoundedly pleasant ! There's water flowing 
 everywhere, fountains, cascades, water which sings, oh ! with the voice of a chorister — 
 The cascades are grand ! " 
 
 And he drew himself up, as though the better to hear the delicious song of the 
 water ; he sucked in forcibly, fancying he was drinking the fresh spray blown from the 
 fountains. Bat, little by little, his face resumed an agonised expression. Then he 
 crouched down, and flew quicker than ever around the walls of the cell, uttering low 
 menaces. 
 
 " More traps, all that !— I thought as much— Silence, you set of swindlers ! Yes, you're 
 making a fool of me. It's for that that you're drinking and bawling inside there with 
 your strumpets— I'll demolish you, you and'your cottage !— Damnation ! will you leave me 
 in peace 1" 
 
 He clinched his.fists; then he uttered a hoarse cry, stooping as he ran. And he stut- 
 tered, his teeth chattering with fright. 
 
 " It's so that I may kill myself. No, I won't throw myself m !— All that water means 
 that I've no heart. No, I won't throw myself in ! " 
 
 The cascades, which fled at his approach, advanced when he retired. And, all on a 
 sudden, he looked stupidly around him," mumbling, in a voice which was scarcely audible : 
 
 " It isn't possible, they've set conjurers against me ! " 
 
 " I'm off, sir, good-night ! " said Gervaise to the house surgeon. " It upsets me too 
 much ; I'll come again." , 
 
 She was quite white. Coupeau was continuing his break-down from the window to 
 the mattress, and from the mattress to the window,/ perspiring, toiling, beating the same 
 time. Then she hurried away. But though she scrambled down the stairs, she still heard 
 her husband's confounded jig until she reached the bottom. Ah ! good heavens ! how 
 pleasant it was out of doors, one could breathe there ! 
 
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286 THE "ASSOMMOIR." 
 
 That -evening, all the household talked of old Coupean's strange illness. The Boches, 
 who now treated the Hobbler in a most off-hand manner, offered her, however, a drink in 
 their room, just to hear the details. Madame Lorilleux looked in, and Madame Poisson 
 also. They made endless remarks. Boche had been acquainted with a carpenter who 
 had gone along the Kue Saint-Martin perfectly naked, and had died dancing the polka ; 
 he used to drink absinthe. The ladies wriggled with laughter, because it seemed to them 
 very funny all the same, although rather sad. Then, as they did not quite comprehend, 
 Gervaise pushed the people aside, arid called for room ; and, in the centre of the apart- 
 ment, she acted Coupeau, bawling, jumping, throwing herself about with the most abomin- 
 able grimaces, while the others were looking on. Yes, honour bright ! it was exactly like 
 that ! Then the others expressed their amazement : it was not possible ! a man could 
 not have lasted three hours at such a game. Well ! she swore it on all she held most 
 sacred, Coupeau had been at it since the day before, thirty-six hours already. Besides, if 
 they did not believe her, they could go and see for themselves. 
 
 Madame Lorilleux, however, declared, ' thank you for nothing ! she had had enough of 
 Sainte-Anne ; she would even prevent Lorilleux putting a foot inside there. As to 
 Virginie, whose shop was going from bad to worse, and who had a most funereal face, she 
 contented herself by murmuring that life was not always gay, ah ! by Jove, no ! The 
 glasses being emptied, Gervaise wished the company good-night. Directly she had left 
 off speaking, her head assumed the crazy look of a mad-woman, with her eyes wide open. 
 No doubt she beheld her husband stepping his waltz. 
 
 On getting up the next morning, Gervaise promised herself she would not return to 
 Sainte-Anne again. What use would it be 1 She did not want to go off her chump also. 
 However, every ten minutes, she fell to musing, became absent-minded. It would be 
 curious though, if he were still throwing his legs about. When twelve o'clock struck, she 
 could no longer resist ; she started off and did not notice how long the walk was, her brain 
 was so full of her desire to go and the dread of what awaited her. 
 
 Oh ! there was no occasion for her to ask for news. She heard Coupeau's sung the 
 moment she reached the foot of the staircase. Just the same tune, just the same dance. 
 She might have thought herself going up again after having been down for a minute. The 
 attendant of the day before, who was carrying some jugs of infusion along the corridor, 
 winked his eye as he met her, by way of doing the amiable. 
 
 " Estill the same, then 1 " said she. 
 
 " Oh ! still the same ! " he replied without stopping. 
 
 She entered, but she remained near the door, because there were some people with 
 Coupeau. The fair, rosy, house surgeon was standing up, having given his cbair to a bald 
 old gentleman who was decorated and had a face like a martin. He was no doubt the 
 head doctor, for his glance was as sharp and piercing as a gimlet. All the dealers in 
 sudden death have a glance like that. 
 
 Gervaise, however, had not come to look at this gentleman, and she stood on tiptoe 
 behind his bald pate, devouring Coupeau with her eyes. This maniac was dancing and 
 yelling still louder than the day before. She remembered having seen in former days, at 
 the balls in mid-Lerit, sturdy men from the wash-house cut capers for a whole night ; but 
 never, no never, would she have imagined that a man could take pleasure in it so long ; 
 when she talked of pleasure, it was merely a figure of speech, for there is no pleasure in 
 turning somersaults in spite of oneself, as though oDe had swallowed a powder magazine. 
 Coupeau, soaked with perspiration, smoked more, that was all. His mouth seemed to have 
 grown larger through force of shouting. Oh ! ladies in the family way did well to keep 
 outside. He had walked so often from the mattress to the window, that he had made quite 
 a little path along the floor ; the matting was worn away by his old shoes. 
 
 No, really, it was not a pretty sight ; and Gervaise, all in a tremble, asked herself why 
 she had returned. To think that the evening before, they accused her at the Boches' of 
 exaggerating the picture ! Ah ! well, she had not done half enough ! Now, she saw better 
 how Coupeau set about it, his eyes wide open looking into vacancy, and she would never 
 forget it. She overheard a few words between the house surgeon and the head doctor. The 
 former was giving some details of the night : her husband had talked and thrown himself 
 about, that was what it amounted to. Then the bald-headed old gentleman, who was 
 not very polite by the way, at length appeared to become aware of her presence ; and when 
 the house surgeon had informed him that she was the patient's wife, he began to question 
 her, in the harsh manner of a commissary of police. 
 
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 " Did this man's father drink 1 " ' 
 
 " Yes, sir, just a little, like every one. He killed himself by falling from a roof, one 
 day when he was tipsy." 
 
 " Did his mother drink 1 " 
 
 " Well ! sir, like every one else, you know, a drop here, a drop there. Oh ! the family 
 is very respectable ! There was a brother who died very young in convulsions." 
 
 The doctor looked at her with his piercing eye. He resumed in his rough voice : 
 
 " And you, do you drink ] " 
 
 Gervaise stammered, protested, and placed her hand upon her heart as though to take 
 her solemn oath. 
 
 "You drink! Take care, see where drink leads to. One day or other, you will die 
 thus." 
 
 Then, she remained close to the wall. The doctor had turned his back on her. He 
 squatted down, without troubling himself as to whether his overcoat trailed in the dust 
 of the matting ; for a long while he studied Coupeau's trembling, waiting' for its reap- 
 pearance, following it with his glance. That day the legs were going in their turn, the 
 trembling had descended from the hands to the feet ; a regular puppet with his strings 
 being pulled, throwing his limbs about whilst the trunk of his body remained as stiff as a 
 piece of wood. The disease increased little by little. It was like a musical box beneath 
 the skin ; it started off every three or four seconds, and rolled along for an instant ; then 
 it stopped, and then it started off again, just the same as the little shiver which shakes 
 stray dogs in winter, when cold and standing in some doorway for protection. Already 
 the middle of the body and the shoulders quivered like water on the point of boiling. 
 It was a funny demolition all the same, going off wriggling like a girl being tickled. 
 
 Coupeau, meanwhile, was complaining in a hollow voice. He seemed to suffer a 
 great deal more than the day before. His broken murmurs disclosed all sorts of ailments. 
 Thousands of pins were pricking him. He felt something heavy all about his body ; some 
 cold wet animal was crawling over his thighs and digging its fangs into his flesh, 'lhen 
 there were other animals sticking to his shoulders, tearing his back with their claws. 
 
 " I'm thirsty, oh ! I'm thirsty ! " groaned he continually. 
 
 The house surgeon handed him a little lemonade from a small shelf, Coupeau seized 
 the mug in both hands, and greedily took a mouthful, spilling half the liquid over himself; 
 but he spat it out at once, with a furious disgust, exclaiming : 
 
 " Damnation ! it's brandy ! " 
 
 Then, on a sign from the doctor, the house surgeon tried to make him drink some 
 water, without leaving go of the bottle. This time, he swallowed the mouthful, yelling 
 as though he had swallowed fire. 
 
 " It's brandy, damnation ! it's brandy ! " 
 
 Since the night before, everything he had had to drink was brandy. It redoubled his 
 thirst, and he could no longer drink, because everything burnt him. They had brought 
 him some broth, but they were evidently trying to poison him, for the broth smelt of 
 " vitriol." The bread was sour and mouldy. There was nothing but poison around him. 
 The cell stank of sulphur. He even accused persons of rubbing matches under his nose 
 to infect him. 
 
 The doctor had risen and was listening to Coupeau, who was again beholding phantoms 
 at mid-day. Was he not fancying that he saw cobwebs on the walls as big as the sails 
 of a ship? Then these cobwebs became nets with meshes which grew smaller and 
 larger, a queer sort of plaything ! Black balls passed in and out of the meshes, regular 
 jugglers' balls, at first as small as marbles, and then as big as cannon balls ; and they 
 increased and they decreased in size, just for the sake of bothering him. All on a sudden, 
 he exclaimed : 
 
 " Oh ! the rats, there're the rats, now ! " 
 
 It was the balls changing into rats. These filthy animals got fatter and fatter, passed 
 through the net, and jumped on to the mattress where they disappeared. There was 
 also a monkey which came out of the wall, and went back into the wall, and which ap- 
 proached so near him each time, that he drew back through fear of having his nose 
 bitten off. Suddenly, there was another change, the walls were probably cutting capers, 
 for he yelled out, choking with terror and rage : 
 
 " That's it, gee up ! shake me, I don't care ! — Gee up ! ' shanty ! gee up ! tumble 
 down ! Yes, ring the bells, you set of crows ! play the organ to prevent my calling the 
 
288 THE "ASSOMMOIR." 
 
 police! — And they've put a machine behind the wall, the lousy scoundrels ! I can hear 
 it, it snorts, they're going to blow us np — Fire ! damnation ! fire ! There's a cry of fire ! 
 there it blazes. Oh ! it's getting lighter, lighter ! all the sky's burning, red fires, green 
 fires, yellow fires — Hi ! help ! fire ! " 
 
 His cries became lost in a rattle. He now only mumbled disconnected words, foaming 
 at the mouth, his chin wet with saliva. The doctor rubbed his nose with his finger, a 
 movement no doubt habitual with him in the presence of serious cases. He turned to 
 the house surgeon, and asked him in a low voice : 
 1 "And the temperature, still the hundred degrees, is it not?" 
 
 "Yes, sir." 
 
 The doctor pouted. He continued there another two minutes, his eyes fixed on 
 Coupeau. Then he shrugged his shoulders, adding : 
 
 "The same treatment, broth, milk, lemonade, and the potion of extract of quinine. 
 l)o not leave him, and call me if necessary." 
 
 He went out, and Gervaise followed him, to ask him if there was any hope. But he 
 walked so stiffly along the corridor, that she did not dare approach him. She stood rooted 
 there a minute, hesitating whether to return and look at her husband. The time she 
 had already passed there had been far from -pleasant. As she again heard him calling out 
 that the lemonade smelt of brandy, she hurried away, having had enough of the per- 
 formance. In the streets, the galloping of the horses and the noise of the vehicles made 
 her fancy that all the inmates of Sainte-Anne were at her heels. And that doctor who had 
 threatened her ! Really, she already thought she had the complaint. 
 
 In the Rue de la Goutte-d'Or, the Boches and the others were naturally awaiting her. 
 The moment she appeared, they called her into the doorkeepers' room. Well ! was old 
 Coupeau still in the land of the living 1 Good heavens ! yes, he still lived. Boche seemed 
 amazed and confounded ; he had bet a bottle that old Coupeau would not last till the even- 
 ing. What ! he still lived ! And they all exhibited their astonishment, and slapped their 
 thighs. There was a fellow who lasted ! Madame' Lorilleux reckoned up the hours : thirty- 
 six hours and twenty-four hours, sixty hours. By Jove ! already sixty hours that he had 
 been performing with his mouth and legs ! Such a feat of strength had never been seen 
 before. But Boche, who was laughing on the wrong side of his mouth because of his 
 bet, questioned Gervaise with an air of doubt, asking her if she was quite sure he had not 
 filed off behind her back. Oh ! no, he had no desire to, he jumped about too much. 
 Then Boche, still doubting, begged her to show them again a little how he went on, for 
 them to see. Yes, yes, a little more ! the request was general ! the company told her she 
 would be very nice if she would oblige, for just then two neighbours happened £o be there 
 who had not been present the day before, and who had come down purposely to see the 
 performance. The doorkeeper called to the persons to make room, they cleared the centre 
 of the apartment, pushing one another with their elbows, and quivering with curiosity. 
 Gervaise, however, hung down her head. Really, she was afraid of makiug herself ill. De- 
 sirous though of showing that she did not refuse for the sake of being pressed, she tried two 
 or three little leaps ; but she became quite queer, and threw herself back ; on her word of 
 honour, she was not equal to it ! 
 
 When Gervaise give over there was a murmur of disappointment ; it was a pity, 
 she imitated it perfectly. However, if she could not do it, it was no use insisting ! And, 
 on Virginie returning to her shop, they forgot old Coupeau, to gossip about the Ppissons 
 and their home, a regular bear-garden now. The day before, the bailiffs had been ; the 
 policeman was about to lose his place ; as for Lantier, he was now making up to the girl 
 of the eating house next door, a fine woman, who talked of setting up as a tripe-seller. 
 Ah! it was amusing, everyone already beheld a tripe-seller occupying the shop ; after sweeties 
 should come something substantial. That cuckold Poisson had a funny head altogether. 
 How, goodness gracious ! could a man, whose business it was to be sharp, be such a 
 noodle in his own home % But they suddenly stopped talking on beholding Gervaise, whom 
 they had no longer been watching, and who was goiiig through a portion of her perfor- 
 mance all alone in a corner of the room, her hands and feet trembling like Coupeau's. 
 Bravo ! ±hat was it, that was all they wanted. She stood with a bewildered look, as 
 though just awaking from a dream. Then, she went off erect, wishing everyone good-night. 
 She was going to try and get a little sleep. 
 
 On the morrow, the Boches saw her start off at twelve, the same as on the two previous 
 days. They wished her a pleasant afternoon. That day the corridor at Sainte-Anne posi- 
 
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 tively shook with Coupeau's yells and kicks. She had not left the stairs, when she heard 
 him bellow : 
 
 " What a lot of bugs ! — Come this way again that I may squash you ! — Ah ! they want 
 to kill me ! ah ! the bugs ! — I'm a bigger swell than the lot of you ! Clear out, damna- 
 tion ! clear out ! " 
 
 For a moment she stood panting before the door. Was he then fighting against an army 1 
 When she entered, the performance had increased and embellished. Coupeau was a raving 
 madman, the same as one sees at the Charenton mad-house ! He was throwing him- 
 self about in the centre of the cell, placing his hands everywhere, on himself, on the walls 
 on the floor, turning head over heels, hitting into space ; and he wanted to open the win- 
 dow, and he hid himself, defended himself, called, answered, produced all this uproar 
 without the least assistance, in the exasperated way of a man beset by a mob of people. 
 .Then Gervaise understood that he fancied he was on a roof, laying down sheets of zinc. Ho 
 imitated the bellows with his mouth, he moved the iron about in the fire, and knelt down 
 so as to pass his thumb along the edges of the mat, thinking that he was soldering it. 
 Yes, his handicraft returned to him at the moment of croaking ; and if he yelled so loud, 
 if he fought on his roof, it was because ugly scoundrels were preventing him doing his 
 work properly. On all the neighbouring roofs were villains mocking and tormenting him. 
 Besides that, the jokers were letting troops of rats loose about his legs. Ah ! the filthy 
 beasts, he saw them always ! Though he kept crushing them, bringing his foot down with 
 all his strength, fresh strings of them continued passing, until they quite covered the 
 roof. And there were spiders there too ! He roughly pressed his trousers against his 
 thigh to squash some big spiders which had crept up his leg. Jove's thunder ! he would 
 never finish his day's work, they wanted to destroy him, his employer would send him to 
 the Mazas prison. Then, whilst making haste, he suddenly imagined he had a steam- 
 engine in his stomach ; with his mouth wide open, he puffed out the smoke, a dense smoke 
 which filled the cell, and found an outlet by the window ; and, bending forward, still 
 puffing, he looked outside at the cloud of smoke as it unrolled and ascended to the sky, 
 where it hid the sun. 
 
 "Hallo ! " cried he, " there's the band of the Chaussee Cliguancourt, disguised as bears, 
 with drums." 
 
 He remained crouching before the window, as though he had been watching a proces- 
 sion in a street, from some house-top. 
 
 " There's the cavalcade, lions and panthers making grimaces — there're brats dressed up 
 as dogs and cats — there's tall Clemence, with her wig full of feathers. Ah ! by Jove ! she's 
 turning head over heels, she's showing all she's got ! — I say, ducky, let's slope — Eh ! you 
 confounded asses, just you leave her alone ! — don't fire, thunder ! don't fire — " 
 
 His voice rose, hoarse and terrified, and he stooped down quickly, saying that the police 
 and the military were below, men who were aiming at him with their rifles. In the wall, 
 he saw the barrel of a pistol pointed at his chest. They had come to take the girl from 
 him. 
 
 "Don't fire, damnation ! don't fire — " 
 
 Then, the houses were falling in, he imitated the cracking of a whole neighbourhood col- 
 lapsing ; and all disappeared, all flew off. But he had no time to take breath, other pic- 
 tures passed with extraordinary rapidity. A furious desire to speak filled his mouth full of 
 words which he uttered without any connection, and with a gurgling sound in his throat. 
 He continued to raise his voice. 
 
 " Hallo, it's you 1 Good-day ! — No jokes ! don't make me swallow your hair." 
 
 And he passed his hand before his face, he blew to send the hairs away. The house 
 surgeon questioned him. 
 
 " Who is it you see t " 
 
 " My wife, of course ! " 
 
 He was looking at the wall, with his back to Gervaise. The latter had a rare fright, 
 and she examined the wall, to see if she also could not catch sight of herself there. He 
 continued talking. 
 
 " Now, you know, none of your wheedling — I won't be tied up — Jupiter ! you are smart, 
 you have got a fine dress. Where did you get it from, cow ! You've been after the men 
 again, you camel ! Wait a bit and I'll do for you !— Ah ! you're hiding your gentleman 
 behind your skirts. Who is it, eh ! Stoop down that I may see — Damnation it's him 
 again ! " 
 
290 THE "ASSOMMOIR." 
 
 Taking a terrible spring, he went head first against the wall ; but the padding deadened 
 the blow. One only heard his body rebounding on to the matting, where the shock had 
 sent him. 
 
 " Who is it you see 1 " repeated the house surgeon, 
 
 " The hatter ! the hatter ! " yelled Coupeau. 
 
 And the house surgeon questioning Gervaise, the latter stuttered without being able to 
 answer, for this scene stirred up within her all the worries of her life. The zinc-worker 
 thrust out his fists. 
 
 " We'll settle this between us, young 'un ! It's full time T'did for you! Ah ! you coolly 
 come, with that strumpet on your arm, to make a fool of me before everyone. Well ! I'm 
 going to throttle you — yes, yes, I ! and without putting any gloves on either ! I'll stop your 
 swaggering. — Take that. And hit ! hit ! hit ! " 
 
 He hit about in space. Then rage took possession of him. Having bumped against 
 the wall in walking backwards, he thought he was being attacked behind. He turned 
 round, and fiercely hammered away at the padding. He sprang about, jumped from one 
 corner to another, knocked his stomach, his back, his shoulder, rolled over, and picked him- 
 self up again. His bones softened, his flesh had a sound of damp tow. And he accom- 
 panied this pretty game with atrocious threats, and wild and guttural cries. However 
 the battle must have been going badly for him, for his breathing became quicker, his eyes 
 were starting out of his head, and he seemed little by little to be seized with the cowar- 
 dice of a child. 
 
 " Murder ! murder ! — Be off with you both. Oh ! the brutes, they're laughing. There 
 she is on her back, the strumpet ! She must give in, it's settled. Ah ! the brigand, 
 he's murdering her ! He's cutting off her leg with his knife. The other leg's on the 
 ground, the stomach's in two, it's full of blood, Oh ! my God — oh ! my God — oh ! my 
 Ood— " 
 
 And, covered with perspiration, his hair standing on end, looking a frightful object, 
 he retired backwards, violently waving his arms, as though to send the abominable sight 
 from him. He uttered two heart-rending wails, and fell flat on his back on the mattress, 
 against which his heels had caught. 
 
 " He's dead, sir, he's dead ! " said Gervaise, clasping her hands. 
 
 The house surgeon had drawn near, and was pulling Coupeau into the middle of the 
 mattress. No, he was not dead. They had taken his shoes off. His bare feet projected 
 at the end, and they were dancing all by themselves, one beside the other, in time, a little 
 hurried and regular dance. 
 
 Just then the head doctor entered. He had brought two of his colleagues — one thin, 
 the other fat, and both decorated like himself. All three stooped down without saying a 
 word, and examiued the man all over ; then they rapidly conversed together in a low voice. 
 They had uucovered Coupeau from his thighs to his shoulders, and by standing on tip- 
 toe Gervaise could see the naked trunk spread out. Well ! it was complete. The trem- 
 bling' had descended from the arms and ascended from the legs, and now the trunk itself 
 was getting lively ! The puppet was positively wriggling its stomach about as well. There 
 were smiles along the ribs, a breathlessness of the bread-basket, which seemed splitting 
 w,ith laughter. And everythiug was moving, there was no denying it. The muscles were 
 dancing quadrilles, the skin was vibrating like a drum, the hairs were bowing to each other 
 as they waltzed. In short, it was probably the great clear out, similar to the final gallop, 
 when day breaks and all the dancers hold each other by the hand, and stamp their, heels 
 on the floor. 
 
 '• He's sleeping,'' murmured the head doctor. 
 
 And he called the two others' attention to the man's countenance. Coupeau, his eyes 
 closed, had little nervous twinges which drew up all his face. He was more hideous still, 
 thus flattened out, with his jaw projecting, and his visage deformed like a corpse's that 
 had suffered from nightmare ; but the doctors, having caught sight of the feet, went and 
 poked their noses over them, with an air of profound interest. The feet were still dancing. 
 Though Coupeau slept the feet danced. Oh ! their owner might snore, that did not con- 
 cern them, they continued their little occupation without either hurrying or slackening 
 Regular mechanical feet, feet which took their pleasure wherever they found it. 
 
 Gervaise, having seen the doctors place their hands on her old man, wished to feel him 
 also. She approached gently, and laid a hand on his shoulder, and she kept it there a 
 minute. Good heavens ! whatever was taking place inside 1 It danced down into the very 
 
THE "ASSOMMOIB." 293 
 
 depths of the flesh, the bones themselves must have been jumping. Quiverings, undulations, 
 coming_from afar, flowed. like a river beneath the skin. When she pressed a little she felt 
 she distinguished the suffering cries of the marrow.. With the naked eye one only saw the 
 little waving motions forming dimples, like on the surface of an eddy ; but inside there 
 must have been a precious devastation going on. What confounded work, a work worthy 
 of a mole! , It was the " vitriol " of the " Assommoir ■" pickaxing away in there. The 
 whole body was soaked with it, and, well! the work had to be finished, crumbling up 
 Coupeau, and carrying, him off in the general and continuous trembling of the entire 
 carcass. ' 
 
 The doctors had gone away. At the end of an hour Gervaise, who had remainedwith the 
 house surgeon, repeated in a low voice, 
 
 " He's dead, sir— he's dead ! " 
 
 But the house surgeon, who was watching the feet, shook his head. The bare feet, pro- 
 jecting beyond the mattress, still danced on. They were not particularly clean, and the 
 nails were long. Several more hours passed. All on a sudden they stiffened and became 
 motionless. Then the house surgeon turned towards, Gervaise, saying,' 
 
 "It's. over now." 
 
 Death alone had been able to stop those feet. 
 
 When Gervaise got back to the Eue de la Goutte-d'Or, she found, at the Bodies', a 
 number of women who were cackling in excited tones. She thought they were awaiting 
 her to have the latest news, the same as the other days. 
 
 "He's croaked," said she, quietly, as she pushed open the door, looking tired out and 
 stupid. 
 
 But no one listened to her. The whole household was topsy-turvy. Oh ! a most extra- 
 ordinary story. Poisson had caught his wife with Lantier. Exact details were not known, 
 because everyone had a different version. However, he had appeared before them just 
 when they were not expecting him. Some further information was given which the ladies 
 repeated to one another as they pursed their lips. A sight like that had naturally brought 
 Poisson out of his shell. He was a regular tiger ! This man, who talked but little and 
 who always seemed io walk with a stick up his back, had begun to roar and jump about. 
 Then nothing more had been heard. Lantier had most likely explained the matter to the 
 husband. Anyhow, it could not last much longer ; and Boche announced that the girl of 
 the eating-house next door was for certain going to take the shop for selling tripe. That 
 rogue of a hatter adored tripe. 
 
 On seeing Madame Lorilleux and Madame Lerat arrive, Gervaise repeated faintly : 
 
 " He's croaked. Gracious goodness ! four days dancing and yelling—" 
 
 Then the two sisters could not do otherwise than pull out their handkerchiefs. Their 
 brother had had many faults, but after all he was their brother. Boche shrugged his 
 shoulders, and said loud enough to be heard by every one : 
 
 " Bah ! it's a drunkard the less I" ' 
 
 From that 'day, as Gervaise often got a bit cracked, one of the amusements of the house 
 was to see her imitate Coupeau. It was no longer necessary to press her, she gave the 
 performance gratis, her hands and feet trembling as she uttered little involuntary shrieks. 
 No doubt she had caught that at Sainte-Anne, through looking at her old man too long. 
 But she was not lucky, it did not kill her as it did him. It went no further .than making 
 grimaces like an escaped monkey, which caused the street urchins to pelt her with cabbage 
 stalks. 
 
 Gervaise lasted in this state several months. She fell lower and lower still, submitting 
 to the grossest outrages, and dying of starvation a little every day. As soon as she had 
 four sous, she drank and fought the walls. She was employed on all the dirty errands of 
 the neighbourhood. One evening some one bet she would not eat something filthy, and 
 she had eaten it to earn ten sous. M. Marescot had decided to turn her out of her room 
 on the sixth floor. But, as old Bru was just about that time' found dead in his hole under 
 the staircase, the landlord had allowed her to turn into it. Now, she roosted there in the 
 place of old Bru. It was inside there, on some old straw, that her teeth, chattered, whilst 
 her stomach was empty and her bones were frozen. The earth would not have her ap- 
 parently. She was becoming idiotic, she did not even think of making an end of herself by 
 j umping out of the sixth floor window on to the pavement of the courtyard below. Death 
 was to take her little by little, bit by bit, dragging her thus to the end through the ac- 
 cursed existence she had made for herself. It was never even exactly known what she 
 
294 THE "ASSOMMOIB," 
 
 did die of. There was some talk of a cold ; but the truth was she died of privation, and 
 of the filth and hardship of her spoilt life. Overgorging and dissoluteness killed her, ac- 
 cording to the Lorilleux. One morning, as there was a bad smell in the passage, it was 
 remembered that she had not been seen for two days, and she was discovered already green 
 in her hole. 
 
 It happened to be old Bazouge who came with the pauper's coffin under his arm to pack 
 her up. He was again precious drunk that day, but a jolly fellow all the same, and as 
 lively as a cricket. When he recognised the customer he had to deal with, he uttered 
 several philosophical reflections whilst performing his little business. 
 
 " Every one goes. There's no occasion for jostling, there's room for every one. And 
 it's stupid being in a hurry, because one does not arrive so quick. All I want to do is 
 to please everybody. Some will, others won't. What's the result ? There's one who 
 wouldn't, then she would. So she was made to wait. Anyhow, it's all right now, and, 
 faith ! she's earned it ! Merrily ! " 
 
 And when he took hold of Gervaise in his big dirty hands he was seized with emotion, 
 and he gently raised this woman who had had so great a longing for him. Then, as he laid 
 her out with paternal care at the bottom of the coffin, he stuttered, between two hic- 
 coughs : 
 
 " You know — now listen — it's me, Bibi-the-Gay, called the ladies' consoler. There, 
 you're happy. Go by-by, my beauty ! " 
 
 THE END. 
 
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