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VV ALTER DUNNE, PUBLISHER ILLUSTRATIONS Marie Stuart and Chastelard Frontispiece Hand-painted photogravure after the painting by Micquet The Girondins 247 Photogravure after the painting by Delaroche SPECIAL INTRODUCTION WHEN we pause to think of a particular nation, or literature, we see that it stands for, or typifies, certain qualities. In Greece, beauty and art were dominant ; in Rome, dominion and written law. In France came very early a certain flowerage of culture, the direct product of intelligence and art, so that it has long had supremacy for the finest things that engage the human mind. There are writers who say that when you go to Paris you feel at once its seductive atmosphere and thrill. You seem to be in an entrancing world where pleasure, gayety, wit and intelligence abound, and where art permeates and inspires everything. Only there could it be said of a con- spirator against the life of the nation's ruler that his throw- ing of a bomb, execrable as it is, was a " beautiful gesture." This may be an extravagant illustration, but it will serve to show how beauty almost condones crime, and how it lifts up to honor all that is well shaped and well said with the people who use the flexible French language. This tongue is a wonderful instrument, indeed, in the hands of its masters. Who would not give up his days and nights to attain the art of Flaubert and Maupassant rather than to spend them upon Addison — exemplar though Addison was for those of his generation in respect to style ? In the French feuilletonists even we see that style is the watchword. A recent writer remarks that the eighty daily papers of the French metropolis disseminate ideas rather than concrete news, and that their journalism is not a prov- ince outside of literature, but it is literature. And all this signifies much. (ix) X SPECIAL INTRODUCTION The French writer of essays and poems may not invari- ably have much to say, but what constitutes his message he says well. He holds to verity rather than to mysticism. He deplores lumbering and awkward expression. Poetic and fruitful of thought as Richter, the German, and Car- lyle, the Englishman, are, they are too nebulous to suit the French taste ; and in spite of Taine's acuteness as a critic, Carlyle remained an unsolved riddle to him. For lucidity and not obscurity is the French author's primary trait. It has been said that " it is impossible to be at once correct and obscure in French." The language perhaps lends itself to clarity and proportion. Such critics as Scherer and St. Beuve rank among the very first in the world, for their keen perception, their balanced judgment, and their fluid, captivating style. Vivacity, or esprit, lightness of touch, and a fine aerial delicacy in the French essay or poem never fail to confront the reader, and lead him on. Sometimes the flippant, staccato style of as great a writer as Victor Hugo may seem to the English mind too thin, too much a pose or an attitude to be nutrient, but with his best thoughts this form produces magical influence. If we cannot all credit the supremacy that Swinburne al- lots him, few there are who venture to deny his masterly literary force. A quatrain of Emerson's, to be sure, has a depth of thought enfolded in it that might furnish forth the substance for a long lyric in the Hugo manner. Yet the majority of readers in any country would most likely better enjoy the diluted lyric than the compressed quatrain. It is noticeable that, with Villon and Verlaine, the aspir- ing translator stands baffled. Their delicacy of word- structure has no equivalent outside of the French tongue. I^amartine and Beranger deal with themes that are more cosmopolitan than these frailer and daintier writers, and, therefore, are better known to us through translations. Of the poets which French literature has to show — Ro- mantic, Parnassian, and Symbolist or Decadent — reams have been from time to time written. I^anson says, in a recent exhaustive essay on the latest French poets, that "when Victor Hugo took leave of the world in 1885 it seemed as if he had carried French poetry with him. " But SPECIAL INTRODUCTION xi the work of Banville, Leconte de I^isle, Sully-Prudliomme, Coppde and others was left. There are indeed too many names to note and to put in fair perspective in a small space, for an opportunity here to consider well the wonder- ful body of French verse, early and late. The Decadent school of which we have heard so much, with their whims of syntax and color, their dismissal of concrete fact for atmosphere and spirit, and their "polymor- phous " forms, do not show now their *^ violent zeal. " They were not to bring an end to French poetry. Lanson says they were merely to modify its development. Their first flavor perhaps will change, if it has not already done so, for better forms to follow. But it must be said here that a great literature, so massive and multi-colored as the French, cannot be known thoroughly by any one (if I may borrow Professor Dowden's idea). Many great and minor authors must be left out of any brief synopsis of it. Of such varying names as Renan, De Musset, Gautier, Daudet, La Fontaine, and Joubert alone there is enough to be said for separate monographs. Saintsbury affirms that * of all European I/iterature the French is by general consent that which possesses the most uniformly fertile, brilliant, and unbroken history." It took nearly a thousand years to develop it, and, though of Latin origin, it has differentiated itself widely from that which is to be found in any one of the other Latin-born tongues. Indeed, its early dominance in Europe has overflowed to the equipment of authors not natives of France. Can it be doubted that Arnold and Pater of England, for instances easily recognized, would not have written as they have had they not been influenced by French models. The French are said to write in jest what they feel in earnest. In Rivarol's phrase, the French language has a probiti attachet cL son ginie. Along with these, and other traits, it cannot be said that the French have much to show that comes up to the altitude of ^schylus and Shakespeare, and their kind. But French writers are great in lesser fields than the epic or the tragedy. They are masters of mirth and lightness, and especially of the short xii SPECIAL INTRODUCTION story. They excel in opalescent grace, in charm of narra- tive; and, if authorship has for its purpose the delight of the reader through the spell of sorcery, by the magic mating of words to ideas, then there is no literature in the world which can make that of the French tongue seem subsident or secondary. ^yojL^^^^ CONTENTS HUMOR The Strolling Players 5 by Paul Scarron SENTIMENT The Ruins of Empires 95 by Count Volney Letters to Anonyma 145 by Prosper M6rim6e Twenty-five Years of My Life 247 by Alphonse de Lamartine ROMANCE Salammbo 327 by Gustave Flaubert (xiii) HUMOR SCARRON The Strolling Players HUMOR PAUL SCARRON IN THE shadow of Madame de Maintenon's personality the literary brilliance of her first husband has been somewhat obscured. Paul Scarron was bom in 1610, the son of a parliament man. He was put into the church but soon de- veloped capacities better fitted to a secular career. As the consequence of reckless roistering he contracted a disease of a rheumatic nature with complications that baffled the doc- tors and made a distorted cripple of him for the last twenty years of his life. Like Heine, he existed in physical torment which left his brain undimmed, and, strangely enough, it was while in this state of pain and poverty that the Maintenon girl of sixteen became his faithful wife. For eight years she was the light of his life and shared the admiration of his crowd of friends who were regaled with their feasts of wit and philosophic art of making the best of bad luck. He earned something as a ready writer for the booksellers and for a time he enjoyed pensions from the queen and Car- dinal Mazarin'. He lost them by rash radicalism. His lively plays, Jodelet and Don Japhet d' Arm^nie, are the best known of his dramatic works, and he is credited with having gfiven direct inspiration to Moliere. The poems and novels are to be judged in the light of the times. They abound in racy touches and pungent wit, each point having its aim and pur- pose. The happiest legacy of Scarron's caustic pen is the Roman Comique. It tells the adventures of a troop of strolling play- ers in the days when the drama was content to go a gipsy- ing in wayside tents and its merriest performances were in the old tavern yards. As the tale unfolds it shows a fine', perspective of unconventional life and manners. This comic ■ romance illustrates French humor as well as national charac- teristics with a vivacity unrivaled up to its period. The ex- traordinary mixture of the romantic and tragic in his own career lends a peculiar interest to Paul Scarron and his work. He died at fifty. (4) THE STROLLING PLAYERS A COMPANY OF STROI^IvERS COME TO THE TOWN OF MANS BRIGHT Phoebus had already performed above half his career ; and his chariot having passed the meridian, and got on the declivity of the sky, rolled on swifter than he desired. Had his horses been willing to have made use of the slopingness of the way, they might have finished the remainder of the day in less than half a quarter of an hour ; but instead of pulling amain, they curveted about, snuffing a briny air, which set them a-neighing, and made them sensible that they were near the sea, where their father is said to take his rest every night. To speak more like a man, and in plainer terms, it was betwixt five and six of the clock, when a cart came into the market-place of Mans. This cart was drawn by two yoke of lean oxen, led by a breeding mare, who had a colt that skipped to and fro like a silly creature as he was. The cart was laden with trunks, portmanteaus, and great packs of painted clothes, that made a sort of pyramid, on the top of which sat a damsel, in a half-city, half-country dress. A young man, as poor in clothes as rich in mien, walked by the side of the cart: he had a great patch on his face (which covered one of his eyes and half of one cheek), and carried a long birding-piece on his shoulder, wherewith he had murdered several magpies, jays, and crows, which having strung together made him a sort of bandoleer ; at the bottom of which hung a hen and goose, that looked as if they had been taken from the enemy by way of plunder. Instead of a hat he wore a nightcap, tied about his head with garters of several col- ors, and which was without doubt a kind of unfinished turban. His doublet was a griset-coat, girt about with a (5) 6 SCARRON leather thong, which served likewise to support a rapier so very long, that it could not be used dexterously without the help of a rest. He wore a pair of breeches tucked up to above the middle of his thighs, like those that players have when they represent an ancient hero. Instead of shoes he wore tragic buskins, bespattered with dirt up to the ankles. An old man, something more regular in his dress, though in very ordinary habit, walked by his side. He carried a bass viol on his shoulders ; and because he stooped a little as he went, one might have taken him at a distance for a great tortoise walking upon his hind feet. Some critic or other will perhaps find fault with the comparison, by rea- son of the disproportion between that creature and a man ; but I speak of those great tortoises that are to be found in the Indies ; and besides, I make bold to use the simile upon my own authority. Let us return to our strolling company. They passed by the tennis-court at the " Hind, * before which were then assembled several of the chief men of the town. The novelty of our strollers' equipage, and the noise of the mob, who by this time had gathered about the cart, drew the eyes of all those honorable burgomasters upon our unknown travelers. Among the rest, an under-sheriff, I^a Rappini&re by name, made up to them, and with the authority of a magistrate, asked them who they were. The young man, whom I described before, without offering to pull off his turban (because with one hand he held his gun, and with the other the hilt of his sword, lest it should beat against his legs), answered him that they were Frenchmen by birth, and players by profession : that his stage name was Destiny ; his old comrade's Rancour ; and the gentlewoman (who sat roosting like a hen on the top of their baggage) Cave. This odd name set some of the company a laughing ; whereupon the young stroller added that the name of Cave ought not to seem more strange to men of wit than those of I^a Montagne, Valley, Rose, or Thorn. The conversation ended with the noise of blows, cursing, and swearing, that was heard before the cart. The squabble had been occasioned by the servant of the tennis- court falling foul upon the carter, without saying why or THE STROLLING PLAYERS 7 wherefore ; yet the reason was because his oxen and mare had been a little too free with a truss of hay that lay before the door. However, the combatants were at length parted ; and the mistress of the tennis-court, who loved to hear a play more than a sermon or vespers, out of unheard of generosity in a keeper of a tennis-court, bid the carter let his cattle eat their bellies full. He took her at her word ; and while the hungry beasts were feeding, the author rested a while, and bethought himself what he should say in the next chapter. WHAT SORT OF MAN LA RAPPINIE^RE WAS THB Sieur la Rappiniere was at that time the droll or jester of Mans ; for you must know there is not a town in France, though never so small, but has such an animal belonging to it. The city of Paris has several in each ward, and I myself might have been the jester of mine, had I been willing to undertake it; but everybody knows, it is a long time since I have forsaken all the vanities of this world. To return to Monsieur la Rappiniere. He soon renewed the conversation which the squabble had interrupted, and asked the young player whether their company consisted only of Mrs. Cave, Mon- sieur Rancour, and himself. "Our company," answered he, "is as complete as that of the Prince of Orange or of his Grace the Duke of Epernon ; but through a misfortune that befell us at Tours, where our rattle-headed doorkeeper happened to kill one of the Fusiliers of the intendant of the province, we were forced to fly in a hurry, and in the sad pickle you see us." "Those FusiUers of the inten- dants," said La Rappiniere, <'have been as troublesome to you strollers as La Fleche." "Ay, devil take them," said the mistress of the tennis-court, "if they could help it we should have no plays." "Nay," answered the old stroller, "had we but the keys of our trunks, we might entertain the town for four or five days, for all them, before we reach Alenfon, where the rest of our company are to ren- 8 SCARRON dezvous.* This player's answer made everybody to prick up their ears. I^a Rappinifere offered an old gown of his wife's to Cave, and the tennis woman two or three suits of clothes, which had been left with her in pawn, to Des- tiny and Rancour. "But,* added some of the standers-by. "there are but three of you." "No matter for that," re- plied Rancour, "for I once acted a whole play myself, and represented the king, queen, and the ambassador with my single person. I made use of a false treble tone when I personated the queen ; I spoke through the nose for the ambassador, an'd addressed myself to the crown which I placed upon a chair; and as for the king, I resumed my seat, crown, and gravity, and lowered the key of my voice to a bass. Now to convince you of this, if you will satisfy our carter, defray our charges in the inn, and lend us what clothes you can spare, we will act still before night ; otherwise we must beg leave to go to drink, or rest our- selves, for we are come a great way." The company liked the proposal, but that devil La Rappinifere, who was ever hatching some mischief or other, said there was no occa- sion for any other clothes than those of two young men of the town, who were then playing a set at tennis, and that Mrs. Cave in her ordinary dress might pass for anything in a play. No sooner said but done ; in less than half a quarter of an hour the strollers drank three or four glasses of wine apiece ; shifted themselves ; and the company, who by this time had increased to a full audience, having taken their places in an upper room, a dirty cloth, instead of a painted curtain, was drawn up, which discovered Destiny lying on a quilt, with a strawberry basket on his head in the room of a crown, rubbing his eyes like one who had waked out of his sleep, and mouthing in the tone of Mondori the part of Herod, which begins thus: — "Injurious phantom, that disturbs my rest.» The patch which almost covered one half of his face did not hinder him from showing himself an excellent player. Madam Cave acted to admiration the parts of Mariamne and Salome ; Rancour pleased everybody with his action ; and the play was carrying on to a happy conclusion, when THE STROLLING PLAYERS 9 the devil, who never sleeps, interposed, and made the tragedy end, not with the death of Mariamne and Herod's despair, but with a thousand cuffs and boxes on the ears, as many kicks, numberless oaths, and, last of all, a verbal process and information, which was taken out by I^a Rap- pini^re, the most skillful of all men in those matters. WHAT DEPI.ORABI.E SUCCESS THE PLAY HAD IN ALL the inferior towns of the kingdom, there is gener- ally a tennis-court, whither all the idle people are used to resort, some to play, others only to look on. It is in those places where cursing and swearing passes for a rhe- torical flourish, and where the absent are murdered with the tongues of backbiters and bullies ; no man escapes scot-free ; there all live in open defiance, and everybody is admitted to rail according to his talent. It was in one of these tennis- courts, if my memory fails me not, that I left three comical persons reciting Mariamne before an honorable company, at which presided Monsieur la Rappiniere. Now while Herod and Mariamne were telling each other their faults, the two young men, whose clothes they had so freely borrowed, came into the room in their drawers, each of them with his racket in his hand, having neglected to get themselves rubbed, that they might come and hear the play. They were not long in the room before they perceived that Herod and Pherores had their clothes on ; when the most passion- ate of the two, addressing himself to the waiter of the tennis- court : " Thou son of a dog, " said he to him ; " why didst thou give my clothes to that mountebank?" The innocent waiter, who knew him to be a brutish sort of a man, told him with great humility that he had no hand in it. " Who, then, scoundrel ? " added he. The poor fellow durst not ac- cuse I,a Rappiniere in his presence ; but he himself, the most insolent of all men, rising from his seat, told him, "It was I ; what have you to say to it?" "That you are a rascal," replied the other ; and at the same time gave him a plaguy blow over the pate with his racket. I^a Rap- lo SCARRON piniere was so surprised to be struck first, whereas he used to be beforehand with all men, that he stood motionless, either through amazement, or because he was not yet angry enough, and that it was not a small provocation that could make him resolve to fight, though it were but at fisticuffs. Nay, perhaps the quarrel had gone no farther, had not his man, who was more choleric than he, fallen foul upon the aggressor, and dealt him a sound cuff on the chops, and in the middle of his face, and afterward in a great many other places where he could find room to imprint his fury, lya Rappinifere charged him behind, and worked on him like one that had received the first provocation : a relation of his adversaries invested La Rappiniere after the same man- ner. This relation was attacked by one of La Rappiniere's friends, in order to make a diversion : this combatant was assaulted by another, and this last again by another. In short, the whole audience divided into parties ; some cursed and swore ; others called names ; all beat one another. The tennis woman, who saw her goods broken to pieces, rent the air with doleful cries. In all probability they had murdered one another with stools, kicks, and cuffs, had not some of the magistrates of the town (who happened at that time to be walking in the piazza of the market-place, with Des Essars, seneschal of Mayne) ran with all speed to the squabble. Some proposed to throw two or three pails full of water on the combatants ; which perhaps might have been successful : however, they at length gave over fighting through weari- ness. Beside two Capuchins, who out of charity flung themselves into the field of battle, procured, though not a firm peace betwixt the contending parties, yet a sort of truce ; during which a negotiation was set on foot, without derogating from the informations that were taken on both sides, in order to a trial in due course of law. Destiny, one of the strollers, performed wonders at boxing ; whose great actions are talked of to this very day in the town of Mans, according to the. faithful account delivered by the two young men that raised the squabble, whom he particularly en- gaged, and almost cuffed to death, besides a great many others of the enemy, whom he disabled with the first blow. Having lost his patch in the scuffle, people took notice his THE STROLLING PLAYERS ii face was as fine as his shape. The bloody noses were hand- somely washed with clean water : those that had their bands torn, put on others instead of them, cataplasms were applied where need required ; some few stitches served to darn many a torn doublet ; and the household goods were set in their proper places though not so sound and whole as they were before. In short, a moment after there remained nothing of the fight but a great spite and animosity, which appeared in the faces of those of both parties. The poor strollers went out a long while after the combat with La Rappiniere, who was still for making speeches. In their way from the ten- nis-court to the market-place, they were invested by seven or eight bullies with swords in their hands. I,a Rappiniere according to custom, was in a great fright, and indeed not without cause, had not Destiny generously thrust himself between him and a sword which was about to run him through ; however, he could not so well parry the thrust, but that he received a small wound in the arm. There- upon he drew his rapier, and in the twinkling of an eye beat two swords out of the hands of the enemy, broke two or three skulls, battered and slashed as many faces, and discomfited so dexterously the gentlemen of the ambuscade, that all the bystanders unanimously confessed they never had seen so valiant a champion. This abortive plot had been laid against La Rappiniere by two squires, whereof one married the sister of him who began the fight with a great blow with a racket, by which in all likelihood. La Rappiniere had been spoiled forever, but for the valiant protector, whom Providence had raised for him in the per- son of our stout player. This benefit melted his heart of flint, insomuch, that he would not suffer the miserable re- mains of a scattered company of strollers to lodge in an inn ; but brought them to his own house, where the carter hav- ing laid down the strolling furniture, returned home to his village. SCARRON HEREIN FARTHER MENTION IS MADE OF MON- SIEUR IvA RAPPINi:&RE ; AND OF WHAT HAPPENED THAT NIGHT AT HIS HOUSE MADAM la Rappiniere received the company with a great deal of civility, as being the most submissive of wives; she was indifferently handsome, though so very lean and dry, that she never snuffed a candle with her fingers but they presently caught fire. I could relate a thousand curious stories about her, which I pass by for fear of being tedious. The first compliments were scarce over when the two ladies grew so well acquainted that they began with my dear and my dearest. I^a Rappiniere, who was as great a braggadocio as any in the world, was no sooner come into the room, that he bid somebody go to the kitchen and larder, and hasten supper. This was a mere rodomontade ; for besides his valet, who likewise dressed his horses, there was nobody in his house but a young maid and an old lame woman, as crazy as a mangy dog. His vanity was punished by an accident that filled him with confusion. He was used to diet at the tavern, at the expense of fools and bubbles, while his wife and his orderly family were reduced to feed on soup and cabbage, accord- ing to the custom of that country. Now, being willing to make a show before his guests, and treat them nobly, he was going to slip behind his back some money into the hands of his man, to fetch something for supper ; but through the awkwardness either of the servant or the mas- ter, the pence fell on the chair he sat on, and from thence to the ground. I,a Rappiniere looked blue upon it ; his wife blushed ; the man cursed. Cave was uneasy ; Rancour per- haps did not mind it ; and as for Destiny, I could not well learn what effect it had upon his mind. However, the money was taken up, and while supper was getting ready they engaged in conversation. I^a Rappiniere asked Destiny why he disguised his face with a patch. He answered, he had great reason to do it, and as he had other clothes' on THE STROLLING PLAYERS 13 by accident, so he likewise designed to make his face un- known to some enemies he had. At last supper came in, good or bad. I^a Rappinifere drank so much, that he felt himself fuddled ; Rancour had his load ; Destiny supped liked a sober, well-bred man ; Cave like a famished player ; and Madam la Rappiniere like one who had a mind to lay hold of the opportunity ; that is to say, so very greedily, that she got a surfeit. While the servants were at supper, and the beds making, I^a Rappiniere teased his guests with a thousand stories full of vanity. Destiny lay in a little room by himself ; Cave in a closet with the chamber-maid ; and Rancour with the valet I know not where. They all had a great mind to sleep, some through weariness, others for having supped too plentifully, and yet they slept but little ; so true it is, that there is nothing certain in this world. After her first sleep. Madam la Rappiniere had an inclination to go where kings are forced to go themselves in person ; her husband waked at the same time, and though he had not recovered his drunkenness, yet he found him- self alone. He called his wife, nobody answered : where- upon he grew jealous, fell in a passion, and instantly rose out of his bed in a fury. As soon as he was got out of the chamber, he heard a stamping of feet before him, and for some time followed the noise through a little gallery that led to Destiny's room. He found himself so near what he pursued, that he trod upon its heels, and thinking it to be his wife he was going to lay hold on her, but his hands could catch • nothing, and his feet stumbling at the same time, he fell down upon his nose, and felt some- thing that was pointed running into his breast. Thereupon he cried out after a most hideous manner, " Murder ! mur- der ! I am stabbed," without letting go his wife, whom he thought he held by the hair, and was struggling under him. His cries and oaths set all the house in an uproar, and everybody ran to his assistance : the maid with a candle ; Rancour and the valet in their dirty shirts ; Cave in a tattered petticoat ; Destiny with a sword in his hand, and Madam la Rappiniere last of all, who, like all the rest, was not a little surprised to see her furious husband grap- pling with a she-goat, which was kept in the house to 14 SCARRON suckle some young puppies, whose dam happened to die- No man was ever so much out of countenance as La Rap- piniere. His wife, who presently suspected the truth of the matter, asked him if he was mad. He answered, with- out knowing well what he said, that he had taken the goat for a thief; Destiny guessed the business, every one re- turned to his bed, and made what constructions he thought fit upon the adventure ; as for the goat, she was shut up again with her puppies. HEREIN ARE CONTAINED MANY THINGS NEC- ESSARY TO BE KNOWN FOR THE UNDER- STANDING OF THIS TRUE HISTORY THE strolling company consisted of Destiny, Olive, and Rancour, who had each of them a servant, who all expected to be one day actors-in-chief. Of those serv- ants, some began to speak without blushing, or being dashed out of countenance. But among the rest. Destiny's man acted indifferently well, understood what he said, and did not want wit. Mrs. Star and Mrs. Cave's daughter played the principal parts. Mrs. Cave acted the queen and the mother, and some- times Merry Andrew's wife in a farce. Besides all these they had a poet, or an author with them, for all the grocers' shops in the kingdom were stored with his works, both in verse and prose. This great wit followed the company almost against their will ; but because he was no sharer, and that he spent his own money with them, they suffered him to act under-parts, which he nevertheless generally murdered. They all perceived well enough that he was in love with one of the two she-players ; but however he was so dis- creet, though a little crack-brained, that it was not yet discovered which of the two he designed to wheedle into compliance, with the fair hopes of making her immortal. He threatened the company with a great many plays of his own writing, but till then had spared them, and they THE STROLLING PLAYERS 15 only knew by conjecture that lie was about one called "Martin Luther,* of which they found the first act, which however he disowned, although it was written with his own hand. When our strollers first arrived, the women's cham- ber was continually crowded with the most impertinent fops and beaux of the town, whose eagerness notwithstanding was frequently cooled by the indifferent reception they met with. They talked all together about plays, poetry, poets, and romances, and there could not possibly have been more noise unless they had been fighting. The poet, among the rest, surrounded by three or four, who without doubt were the top wits of the town, labored to persuade them that he had seen Corneille, cracked many a bottle with St. Amant and Beys, and lost a good friend when Rotrou died. Madam Cave and her daughter Angelica set their goods in order with as great tranquillity as if there had been nobody in the room. It is true Angelica's fair hands were now and then squeezed or kissed ; for these country gentlemen are ever pulling and hauling ; but a kick on the shins, a box on the ear, or a biting, according as occasion required, soon rid her of those hot-spurred lovers, nor was she rude and impudent neither, but her free and gay humor would not suffer her to use much ceremony : as for her other qualities, she had wit and was very honest. Mrs. Star was of a quite different temper ; for there never was a more modest, gentle, and good-natured woman in the world, and besides, she at that time strained her complaisance so far, that she could not find it in her heart to turn these ogling fops out of her chamber, though she felt a great pain in her sprained foot and had therefore occasion for rest. She lay in her clothes on a bed, surrounded by four or five of these whin- ing, sighing coxcombs, stunned by abundance of puns and clinches, which pass for good jests in the country, and often forcing a smile upon hearing things she did not like. But this is one of the greatest plagues of that profession, which together with their being obliged to laugh or weep, whether they have a mind to it or no, takes very much from their pleasure of being sometimes emperors and empresses, and of being styled as fine as angels, though they be little handsomer than devils, or addressed to as young beauties, 1 6 SCARRON though their hair and teeth be part of their furniture. There are a great many more things to be said upon this subject, but we must use them sparingly, and place them in several stations, for variety's sake. lyCt us return to Madam Star, beset with country squires, the most trouble- some of men, all great talkers, most of them very imperti- nent, and among them some newly returned from the university. Among the rest appeared a little man, who was a widower, a lawyer by profession, and an ofiBcer in a small court of judicature in the neighborhood. Since the death of his little wife, he sometimes threatened the women to marry again, and sometimes the clergy of the province to turn priest, nay even a preaching prelate. He was the greatest little fool that ever ran madding about since Or- lando Furioso. He had studied books all his lifetime ; but though the chief end of scholarship be the knowledge of truth yet was he as great a liar as a page, proud and ob- stinate as a pedant, and so bad a poet as to deserve drown- ing, if the government would but have taken care to rid the kingdom of such a troublesome race of rhyming fools. As soon as Destiny and his comrades came into the room, without giving them the time to know who he was, he offered to read to them a poem of his own making, called "The Deeds and Achievements of Charlemagne," in four and twenty books. This proposal put all the company into such a fright as made their hair stand on end ; but Des- tiny, who in this general terror preserved a little judgment, told him smiling, that it was not possible for them to give him the hearing before supper. "Well," quoth he, "I will however read you a story taken out of a Spanish book, which was sent me from Paris, and of which I design to make a regular play." They shifted the discourse three or four times on purpose to avoid hearing what they supposed to be in imitation of " Guy of Warwick," or "Tom Thumb." But though they often interrupted him, yet did our little man not lose courage ; insomuch that with often beginning his story he at last forced them to hear him out ; which however they did not repent, because the tale proved to be a good one, and caused them to alter the ill-opinion they had of all that came from Ragotin, for so was our Jack-in- THE STROLLING PLAYERS 17 the-Box called. You will find the said story in the follow- ing chapter, not such as Ragotin told it, but such as I had it from one of the hearers. Therefore you must know that it is not Ragotin now speaks, but myself. THE HISTORY OF THE INVISIBI^E MISTRESS DON Cari,os of Arragon was a young gentleman of the family that bore that name. He performed wonJers at the public games, which the viceroy of Naples en- tertained the people with, upon the marriage of Philip the second, third, or fourth, for I have forgot whether. The next day, after a running at the ring, where he bore away the prize, the viceroy gave liberty to the ladies to go about the city in disguise, and to wear masks after the French mode, for the conveniency of strangers, whom the public rejoicings had invited thither. Upon that very day Don Carlos put on his finest clothes, and with many other con- querors of hearts repaired to the church of gallantry. Churches are profaned in these countries as well as in ours ; and the house of God serves for an assembMe to the beaux and coquets, to the eternal shame of those who have the cursed ambition of drawing customers from other churches to their own. These abuses ought to be re- formed, and there should be persons appointed to turn beaux and coquets out of churches, as well as to drive away dogs and bitches. I may be asked, what makes me concern myself about this? Truly you will see more anon. However, let the fool who is offended at it be satisfied, that all men of this world are fools as well as liars, some more, some less ; and I myself am perhaps a greater f doI than the rest, though I have more frankness in owning it : and moreover my book being but a heap of follies, I hope every fool will find his own character in it, unless he be blinded by self-love. To return to my story. Don Carlos being in a church, with several other Italian and Spanish gentlemen, priding themselves in their fine feathers like proud peacocks three ladies in masks accosted him amid all 1 8 SCARRON these fierce and gay Cupids, one of whom spoke to him thus, or to the same effect : " Signior Don Carlos, there is a lady in this city to whom you are very much obliged, for at all the jousts and tournaments her wishes went still along with you in those exercises wherein you carried the prize." "What I find most advantageous in this you tell me," answered Don Carlos, "is to have it from the mouth of a lady who seems to be a person of merit ; yet had I so much as hoped that any of the fair sex had been on my side, I would have taken more care to deserve her appro- bation." The unknown lady replied he had given all the proofs imaginable of his being a most dexterous and accom- plished gentleman, and that by his black and white liveries he had shown he was not in love. "I never was well acquainted with the meaning of colors," answered Don Carlos; "but this I know, that if I am not in love it is not so much on account of my being indifEerent, as because I am sensible I do not deserve to be beloved." They said to one another a thousand fine things more which I shall not relate, because I know nothing of them, and would be loath to compose fictions, lest I should wrong Don Carlos and the unknown lady, who had a great deal more wit than I can pretend to, as I was lately informed by a young Neapolitan who knew them both. In short, the lady in the mask declared to Don Carlos that it was she who had an inclination for him. He desired to see her face, which she refused, and told him that he must not expect it yet ; that she would look for a more proper opportunity; and that, to let him know she feared not to trust herself alone with him, she would gr»re him a token. At these words she pulled off her glove, and having showed the Spaniard the finest hand in the world, presented him with a ring ; which he received with so great a surprise at the adventure, that he almost forgot to make a bow and thank her upon her going from him. The other gentlemen, who out of civility had left him, being come to him again, he told them what had happened, and showed them the ring, which was of considerable value. Every one spoke his thoughts upon this adventure ; and Don Carlos was upon this as deep in love with the unknown lady as if he had seen her face, so THE STROLLING PLAYERS 19 great is the power of wit on those who have their share of it. He was eight long days without hearing from this lady ; but whether or no he was uneasy at it I could never be well informed. In the meantime he went every day to divert himself at the house of a captain of foot, where several men of qualitj' met to play. One night having not been at play, and going home sooner than ordinary, he was called by his name out of a parlor in a great house. He went near the window, which was latticed, and knew by the voice that called him that it was his invisible mistress, who said to him, " Come near, Don Carlos ; I expect you here to decide our controversy.* *You are but a bragga- docio," said Don Carlos; "you challenge with insolence, and yet hide yourself for eight days together, and then, alas, appear only through a lattice window." "We shall see one another nearer in time," answered she. "It is not for want of courage I have delayed being with you all this while, but I had a mind to know you better before I dis- covered myself. You know that in duels the com- batants ought to fight with arms alike. Now if your heart be not as free as mine, you would fight with advantage, and therefore I have made inquiries after you." "And what information have you got," answered Don Carlos. "That we are much upon the square," re- turned the invisible lady. "But," said Don Carlos, "there's yet a great inequality betwixt us ; for," added he, " you both see and know who I am, whereas I neither see nor know who you are. Now consider, pray, what I can judge of your concealing yourself, since people seldom do so when they have a good design. It is an easy matter to impose at first upon a man that mistrusts nothing, but he is not to be cheated twice ; if you make use of me only to give an- other jealousy, I must freely tell you that I am the most unfit person for it in the world, and that I am good for nothing else besides loving you." "Have you done with your rash suspicions?" said the invisible lady. "You may call them rash if you please," replied Don Carlos; "however^ they are not really so." "I would have you to know," said she, "I am sincere ; you will find me such in all our intercourse ; and I expect you should be so too." "That's but reason- 20 SCARRON able,» answered Don Carlos; "but it is just likewise that I should see you, and know who you are." "You shall be satisfied in that ere it be long," said the invisible lady ; « and in the meantime hope with patience ; for that's the only way for you to obtain what you expect from me. Now, that you may justify your love to your discretion, I am willing to let you know that my birth is not inferior to yours; that I have a fortune sufiScient to make you live with as great magnificence as any prince in the kingdom ; that I am rather handsome than ill-favored; and as for wit, you have too much of that yourself not to discover whether I have any or no." She had no sooner made an end of her speech but she withdrew, leaving Don Carlos with his mouth open, ready to answer her ; so very much in love with a person he never saw, and so perplexed about this odd way of proceeding, which might prove at last a cheat, that he stood on the same place for above a quarter of an hour, not knowing what to think of this extraordinary adventure. He was not ignorant that there were a great many princesses and ladies of quality in Naples ; but knew likewise that there were abundance of greedy courtesans in that city, eager after strangers, great jilts, and the more dangerous as they were handsome. I cannot positively tell whether he had supped at this time or whether he went to bed without a supper. Neither do I care to imitate the writers of romances, who mark with great exactness all the hours of the day, and make their heroes rise betimes, relate their adventures by dinner-time, eat but little at dinner, then resume the story after dinner, or retire into the thickest part of a wood, in order to entertain their own selves, unless when they have something to say to the rocks and trees. At supper- time they make them repair at the usual hour to the place where they diet ; there they sigh and look pensive, instead of eating ; and thence go to build castles in the air on some terrace-walk that looks toward the sea, while the trusty squire reveals that his master is such a one, son to such a king ; that he is the best prince alive, and though he be still the handsomest of all mortals, that he was quite another man before love had disfigured him. THE STROLLING PLAYERS 21 To return to my story, Don Carlos repaired the next day to his post, where the invisible lady waited his coming. She asked him if he had not been much perplexed about their last conversation, and if he had not doubted the truth of what she told him. Don Carlos, without answering her question, desired her to tell him what danger she feared in discovering herself, since they were upon even terms ; and that the end of their amours being honorable, it would have the approbation of everybody. "The danger is very great, and you will have it in time," said the invisible lady. " Once more, be satisfied that I am true, and that in the account I gave you of myself I was rather modest than vain. "" Don Carlos did not press her any farther ; their con- versation, which continued some time longer, increased the mutual love they had for each other ; and so they parted with promises to meet every day at the appointed hour and place. The next day after there was a great ball at the viceroy's, where Don Carlos hoped to know his invisible charmer. In the meantime, he endeavored to learn at whose house she gave him those favorable audi- ences, and was told by the neighbors that it belonged to an old lady, widow to a Spanish captain, who had neither daughters nor nieces, and lived very retired. He desired to wait on her, but she sent him word' that since her husband died she admitted of no visits, which still per- plexed him more and more. Don Carlos went in the even- ing to the viceroy's, where you may imagine there was a very fine and numerous assembly, and nicely observed all the ladies in hopes to find out his unknown mistress. He engaged in conversation with several, but was disap- pointed in his search. At last he kept close to the daughter of a marquis of I know not what marquisate, for it was the most difficult thing to know in the world, especially at that juncture, when everybody set up for that quality. She was young and handsome, and had a voice not unlike that of the person he looked after. But at the long run, he found such great disproportion betwixt her wit and that of his invisible, that he was sorry that in so little time he had made such progress with this fine lady, that, without any flattery to himself, he had reason to 22 SCARRON believe she did not hate him. They danced several times together, and the ball being over, to the great satisfaction of Don Carlos he took his leave of his captive, whom he left full of pride for having had to herself in so fine an assembly a cavalier who was envied by all the men and esteemed by all the women. As soon as he came out of the ball he went in great haste to his house, and from thence to the fatal grate, which was not far off. His lady, ' who was there already, asked him news of the ball, ^ although she had been there herself. He told her very ingenuously that he had danced with a very beautiful per- son, and entertained her all the time the ball lasted. She asked him several questions in relation to her, which discovered her jealousy. As for Don Carlos, he let her understand that he began to suspect her quality by reason she had not been at the ball. She having taken notice of it, used all the charms of her wit to remove his suspicions, and favored him as far as was possible in a conversation that passed with a grate between ; adding withal, that in a short time she would become visible. Hereupon they parted, Don Carlos very much in doubt whether he ought to believe her, and she somewhat jealous of the fine person he had entertained during the ball. The next day Don Carlos going to hear mass at a certain church, the name of which I have forgot, offered holy water to two veiled ladies who went to take some at the same time with him. She who appeared in the better clothes of the two told him she never accepted of any civility from one with whom she had a quarrel to decide. * If you are not too much in haste," answered Don Carlos, "you may have satisfaction in that this very moment." « Well," said the unknown lady, « follow me then into the next chapel." She led the way, and Don, Carlos followed, very much in doubt whether she was his unknown mistress or not ; for though her shape was the same, yet he found some difference between their voices, this new lady speaking somewhat thick. This is the sub- stance of what she told him after she had shut herself up with him in the chapel. "All the city of Naples, Signior Don Carlos, talks of the high reputation you have gained during the little time you have been here ; and everybody THE STROLLING PLAYERS 23 looks upon you as the most accomplished gentleman in the world. The only thing that people wonder at is your not taking notice that there are in this city some ladies of quality and merit who have a particular esteem for you ; they have discovered it to you as far as decency would allow, and though it is their eager desires to make you sensible of it, yet they had rather you had not taken notice of it through insensibility, than that you should have despised their favors through indifference. Among the rest, there's one of my acquaintance who has so much value for you, as to hazard her own reputation by telling you that your night adventures are discovered; that you rashly engage in an amour with one you do not know, and that since your mistress conceals herself, she must either be ashamed of her lover or conscious of not deserving to be beloved herself. I question not but the object of your con- templative love is a lady of great quality and wit, and that your fancy has framed such a mistress as is worthy of ado- ration upon all accounts. But, Signior Don Carlos, believe not your imagination at the expense of your judgment ; trust not a person who conceals herself, and engage no more in these night conversations. But why should I disguise myself any longer ? I myself am jealous of this phantom of yours. I cannot bear you should speak with her ; and since I have declared my mind so far, I will so thwart all her designs, that I do not much question but I shall carry away the prize, to which I have as much right as she, since I am not inferior to her either in beauty, riches, quality, or anything else that can bespeak love. If you are wise, you will make use of this my advice." When she had spoke these last words she went away without giving Don Carlos time to answer her. He was going to follow her, but met at the church gate a man of quality, who engaged him in a tedious conversation, from which he could not rid him- self. He reflected the remainder of the day upon this ad- venture, and suspected at first the lady at the ball to be the veiled person that had appeared to him. But then call- ing to mind that she had showed abundance more wit than he had found in this, he was at a loss what to think, and wished almost not to have been engaged with his unknown mis- 24 SCARRON tress, that he might give himself entirely up to this. But then again, considering that he knew her no better than his invisible, whose wit had charmed him in all the conversations he had had with her, he firmly resolved to be constant to his first choice, without minding in the least the threats of the last lady ; for he was not to be wrought upon by fear or compulsion. That very night he failed not to return to the grated window at the usual hour, where in the height of his conversation with his mistress he was seized by four strong men in masks, who, having disarmed him, hurried him by force into a coach that waited for them at the end of the street. I leave the reader to think how many abusive names he gave those men in disguise, and how he reproached them for attacking him so to disadvan- tage. Nay, he endeavored to win them by promises, but instead of persuading them he only made them to take more care of him, and put himself out of hope of be- ing able to show either his strength or courage. In the meantime the coach and six horses drove on at full trot, and having got out of the city, after an hour's traveling, came into a great yard, the gate of which was kept open to receive it. The four maskers alighted with Don Carlos holding him under the arms like an ambassador introduced to salute the grand signior. He was carried up one pair of stairs in the same manner, where two gentlewomen in masks came to receive him at the door of a large room, each with a candlestick in her hand, when the four men in dis- guise took their leave of him with a profound reverence. It is probable they left him neither sword nor pistol, and that he did not forget to thank them for their extraordi- nary care of his person ; and yet perhaps he never thought of it ; not but that he was a man of good breeding, but upon a surprise a slip in point of civility ought to be forgiven. Neither will I tell you whether the candlesticks the gentlewomen had in their hands were silver, or only silver-gilt and engraven. As for the room, it was the most magnificent in the world, and if you would know it as well furnished' as some apartments in our romances ; namely the ship of Zelman in « Polexander » the palace of Ibra- him in the *< Illustrious Bassa," or the room wherein the THE STROLLING PLAYERS 25 king of Assyria received Mandoan in "Cyrus," which together with the others I named before, is certainly a book that has the best furniture in the world. Now imagine what surprise our Spaniard was in to find himself in this stately apartment with two speechless gen- tlewomen in masks, who having conducted him into an- other chamber, still better furnished than the great room, left him there all alone. Had he been of Don Quixote's humor, he would have found sufi&cient matter to please his fancy, and imagined himself to be no less than Bsplandian or Amadis. But our Spaniard was no more concerned than if he had been in his inn, save only that he had a great regret for his invisible lady ; and as he kept his thoughts continually employed upon her, he found that chamber more melancholy than a prison, which never looks pleasant but on the outside. He was easily persuaded that these who had provided him so fair a lodging were none of his enemies ; and doubted not but the lady who spoke to him the day before in the church was the conjurer that had raised all these enchantments. He admired with himself the fancies of women, and how soon they put their designs in execution ; as for his part, he resolved to wait patiently the end of this adventure, and be faithful to his invisible mistress in spite of all the threats and promises he might receive in this new lodging. A little while after several servants in masks, and in very good clothes, came to lay the cloth, and then served up supper. Everything belong- ing to it was magnificent ; music and perfumes were not forgotten ; and Don Carlos not only gratified his smelling and hearing, but his taste also ; for he eat and drank more than I thought a man in his condition could have done. But what's impossible to so great a courage ! I forgot to tell you that he washed his mouth, for I am in- formed he took great care of his teeth. The music played a while after supper, but all being withdrawn, Don Carlos fetched many a turn about the room, reflecting on all these enchantments, or perhaps on something else. Then came in two gentlewomen and a dwarf all in masks, who, with- out asking him whether he had a mind to go to bed or not. spread a magnificent toilet in order to undress him. 26 SCARRON He complied with them in everything. The gentlewomen turned down the bed-clothes and then withdrew. The dwarf pulled ofE his shoes, stockings, or boots, and then his other clothes; all which being done without exchang- ing a word, Don Carlos went to bed and slept pretty well for a man in love. At break of day he was waked by the singing of birds that fluttered about in an aviary; the dwarf came to wait upon him, and brought him the finest linen in the world, and the best washed and perfumed. If you think fit, I shall not mention what he did till dinner (which was at least as good as his supper had been), but pass to the first breaking of that profound silence which had been observed to that very hour. A gentlewoman in a mask began to speak by asking him if he would be pleased to see the mistress of that enchanted palace. Don Carlos said she should be welcome. And a little while after she came in, attended by four gentle- women very richly dressed. «Such were not Cythera's charms, When drest in gay and loose attire, She flew to a new lover's arms, Upon the wings of soft desire." Never had our Spaniard seen a person of more mkjes- tic mien than this unknown Urganda. He was so trans- ported and surprised at the same time, that he stumbled at every bow and step he made, as he led her into the next room, whither she directed him. All the fine things he had seen in the other rooms I mentioned before were nothing in comparison to what he found in this last, which still received a new brightness from the lady in a mask. They walked on the finest foot- carpet that ever was seen since foot-carpets have been in fashion. There the Spaniard was placed in an arm-chair in spite of himself, and the lady sitting by herself, on I know not how many fine cushions over against him, she ravished his ears with a voice as sweet as a harpsichord, speaking to him to this effect: " I doubt not, Signior Don Carlos, but you are much surprised at what has happened to you in my house since yesterday ; but if all that is not THE STROLLING PLAYERS 27 able to move you, yet by it you may see I am as good as my word ; and from what I have done, you may guess what I am able to do. Perhaps my rival, both by her artifice and the advantage she has of having attacked you first, has made herself absolute mistress of that heart which I nevertheless pretend to dispute my right to with her ; but a woman is not to be discouraged by the 'first disap- pointment ; and if my fortune, which is not to be despised, with all that goes along with iny person, cannot persuade you to love me, yet shall I have the satisfaction of not concealing myself out of shame or deceit, and choose to be despised through my defects, rather than be beloved through my artifice.'* As she spoke these last words she pulled off her mask, and showed Don Carlos the heavens with all their glories, or if you please, a heavenly minia- ture : the finest head in the world, supported by the best shape he ever admired before ; in short, a person all over divine. By the freshness of her complexion one would not have thought her to have been above sixteen years of age ; but by a certain free and majestic air, which young per- sons generally want, she appeared to be near twenty. Don Carlos paused a while before he answered her, being almost angry with his invisible lady, who hindered him from sur- rendering himself entirely to the finest person he ever saw, and dubious what he should say or do. At last, after an inward conflict, which lasted so long as to make the mis- tress of the enchanted palace uneasy, he took a firm reso- lution not to conceal from her his inmost thoughts ; which, without any manner of question, was the best thing he ever did in his life. This is the answer he gave her, which some have found a little too blunt. "Madam, I could not but own myself extremely happy in your esteem, if my stars would but suffer me to love you. I see well enough that I leave the finest person in the universe for one who perhaps is only such in my fancy ; but, madam, would you think me worth your affection if you found me capa- ble of infidelity? and how can I be faithful if I love you? Therefore, madam, pity me, but blame me not ; or rather let us pity each other and complain both ; you of not ob- taining what you desire, and I of not seeing what I love." 28 SCARRON He uttered these words with such a melancholy air that the lady might easily perceive he spoke his true senti- ments. She used all the arguments she could think of to persuade him to alter his mind, but he was deaf to her prayers and unconcerned at her tears. She renewed the attack several times, but met still with a stout resistance. At last she began to revile and reproach him, and told him, «What rage and jealousy suggest, When they possess a lovesick breast," and then she left him, not to pick straws, but to curse a hundred times his misfortune, which proceeded only from being too happy. A gentlewoman came a little while after to acquaint him that he had the liberty to walk in the garden. He traversed all these fine apartments without meeting with anybody, till he came to the staircase, at the foot of which he saw ten men in masks, who kept the door, armed with partisans and carbines. As he was cross- ing the court to go into the garden, one of the gentlemen of the guard accosted him without looking him in the face, and told him, as though he feared to be overheard, that an old gentleman had trusted him with a letter which he had promised to deliver into his own hands, though his life must answer for it if he should be discovered ; but that a present of twenty pistoles, and a promise of as many more, made him to run all hazards. Don Carlos promised him secrecy, and went straight into the garden, where he read the letter which was as follows : " You may judge what pains I have felt since I lost you, by those you ought to feel yourself, if you love me as much as I do you. However, my uneasiness is something abated by being informed of the place where you are. It is the Princess Porcia who stole you away ; she is a woman that sticks at nothing to please herself, and you are not the first Rinaldo of that dangerous Armida. But I will soon break all her enchantments and disengage you from her arms, to receive you into mine, which favor you will deserve, if you are as constant as I wish you to be. "ThB InVISIBIt it THE STROLLING PLAYERS 47 suffice that she was more covetous than my father, and my father more covetous than she, and that they had both a pretty large conscience. My father had the honor of being the inventor of the piece of flesh tied with a string to the pot-handle, which having boiled a considerable time, may be taken out again, and serve several times to make soup. I could tell a hundred more particulars of his good husbandry, which gained him, with justice, the reputation of a man of wit and invention ; but for fear of being too tedious, I will content myself with relating only two, which may seem incredible, though they are most certainly true. He had bought up a great quantity of corn, with design to sell it very dear in case the year should prove bad ; but the harvest being plentiful, and corn falling in its price, he was so possessed with despair and the devil, that he had an inclination to hang himself. One of the neighbors who happened to be in the room when he en- tered upon that noble design, and had hid herself for fear of being seen (for what reason I know not), was not a little surprised when she saw him hang dangling on one of the joists of the ceiling. She immediately ran to him, crying out " Help ! help ! " and began to cut the rope ; and by the help of my mother, who came in at the noise, got it from his neck. Perhaps they repented the doing of so good an action, for he beat them both to mummy, and made that poor woman pay for the rope she had cut, by stopping some money he owed her. His other prank is no less strange. He grudged himself whatever he ate, and his wife being brought to bed of a boy, the fancy took him in the crown that she had milk enough to nourish both his son and himself ; and hoped that by sucking his wife he should save bread and live upon a food of easy digestion. My mother's wit was much inferior to his, though her avarice was as great ; but though she did not invent things as my father did, yet having once conceived them she put them in execution with more exactness than he could. She therefore tried to nourish both her son and her husband with her own milk, and ventured also to feed upon it her- self, with so much obstinacy, that the little innocent crea- ture was soon starved to death ; and my father and mother 48 SCARRON were so weakened and famished, that when they returned to meat they surfeited themselves, and fell both sick upon it. Sometime after my mother went with child with me, and having happily brought forth a most unhappy creature, my father went to Paris to desire his mistress to stand godmother to his son, together with an honest churchman, residing at his village, where he had a bene- fice. As he was returning home in the evening to avoid the heat of the day, and passed through a great street in the suburbs, the houses whereof were for the most part a-building, he saw afar off by the moonshine somewhat that glittered in his eyes, as he was crossing the street. He did not think it worth while to inquire what it was; but hearing the groans of one in pain at the same place where what he had seen vanished out of his sight, he boldly entered one of those unfinished buildings, where he found a woman sitting alone on the ground. The place she was in received sufficient light from the moon to let my father perceive that she was very young and very richly clad, having on a gown of silver tissue, which was the glittering thing my father saw the moment before. You must not question that my father, who did not want resolution, was less surprised than the young lady ; for she was in a condition that nothing worse could happen to her. This consideration gave her the assurance to speak first and tell my father that if he was a Christian he would take pity on her; that she was in labor ready to be brought to bed, and that the maid she had sent for a trusty midwife not returning, she had slipped away from her house without waking anybody, her maid having left the door open that she might come in again without mak- ing any noise. She had scarce made an end of this short re- lation but she was delivered of a child, which my father received into the lappet of his cloak. He acted the midwife as well as he could, and the young lady conjured him to carry away the creature with all speed, to take care of it, and not to fail two days after to go to an old churchman she named to him, who would give him money and all necessary orders for nursing of the child. At this word money my father, who had a penurious soul, was going to THE STROLLING PLAYERS 49 display all the eloquence of a gentleman usher, but she would not give him time ; she put into his hands a ring for a token to the priest he was to go to from her ; caused him to swaddle the young creature in her neck-handker- chief, and sent him away in haste, notwithstanding his un- willingness to leave her in the condition she was in. I am inclined to believe she had much ado to get home again ; as for my father, he returned to his village, gave the child to his wife, and did not fail two days after to go to the old priest and show him the ring. He learned from him that the child's mother was a young lady of a very good family, and very rich ; that she had had this child by a Scotch lord, who was gone into Ireland to raise soldiers for the king's service ; and that this foreign nobleman had promised her marriage. Moreover the priest told him that by reason of her precipitate delivery she was fallen des- perately sick, and being in that extremity had confessed all to her father and mother, who instead of chiding her endeavored to comfort her, by reason she was an only child ; that the thing was yet a secret in the house, and therefore assured my father that if he would but take care of the child and keep counsel, his fortune should be made. Thereupon he gave him fifty crowns and a bundle of all sorts of things necessary for a child. My father returned home after he had well dined with the priest. I was put out to nurse, and the stranger kept at home in my stead. A month after the Scotch lord came back, and having found his mistress so very ill that she could not live much longer, he married her one day before she died, and so was no sooner a husband than a widower. He came two or three days after to our town with the parents of his wife. There they began to weep afresh, and were like to stifle the child with kisses. My father had reason to be thankful to the Scotch lord for his generosity, and the relations of the child did not forget him besides. They returned to Paris very much satisfied with the care my father and mother took of the boy, whom they would not yet take home with them because the marriage was still kept secret, for some reasons which never came to my knowledge. As soon as I was able to walk, my father took me home to 4 so SCARRON keep the young Earl of Glaris company (for so he was called by his father's name). The natural antipathy said to have been between Jacob and Esau in the very womb of their mother was never greater than that which was between the young earl and me. My father and mother loved him tenderly, and had an aversion for me, though I was the more hopeful boy of the two. There appeared nothing but what was mean in him. As for me, I seemed to be what I was not, and rather an earl's son than Gariquet's ; and if I am at last no more than a wretched player, it is undoubtedly because fortune had a mind to be revenged upon nature for designing to make me something without her help ; or, if you please, because nature is some- times willing to favor those whom fortune is unkind to. I shall pass over in silence the infancy of two young clowns (for Glaris was such by education as well as myself) , since our most memorable adventures were nothing but abundance of fisticuffs. In all the quarrels we had I always got the better of him, except when my father and mother sided with him, which they did so often and with so much heat that my godfather. Monsieur Saint Sauveur by name, was highly offended at it, and demanded me of my father. He made him a present of me with great joy, and my mother had yet less regret than he to part with me. Thus I was at my godfather's well clad, well fed, much caressed, and never beaten. He spared no costs to make me read and write; and as soon as I was fit to learn I^atin, he obtained of the lord of our village, who was a very civil gentleman and very rich, that I should study with two of his sons under a learned man he had from Paris, and to whom he gave a very good salary. This gentleman, the Baron d'Arques by name, took great care to have his sons well educated. The eldest, called Saint Far, was a handsome gentleman, but as untractably rough and brutish in his nature as ever man was ; to make amends, the younger brother was both handsomer than Saint Far, and had a vivacity of mind and greatness of soul equal to the beauty of his body. In short, I do not think there ever was a more hopeful young gentleman than Vervelle, for this was the younger brother's name. He THE STROLLING PLAYERS 51 honored me with his friendship, and as for me, I loved him like a brother and ever respected him as a master. As for Saint Far, he had none but ill-inclinations, and I cannot better express the sentiments he had both for his brother and me, than by telling you that he loved not his brother more than me, for whom he had a great indif- ference ; and that he hated me no more than he did his brother, whom he loved but little. His diversions were difierent from ours, for he loved nothing but hunting, and hated books of morality ; whereas Vervelle seldom went out a hunting, and took great delight in reading ; wherein I agreed wonderfully with him, as I did in everything else, without being put to the trouble of doing anything out of complaisance, as in duty I ought. The Baron d'Arques had a large library of romances. Our tutor who had never read any in his college, and who at first forbade us the reading of them, having condemned them a hundred times before the Baron d'Arques to render them as odious to him as he found them delightful, grew at last so much in love with them himself, that having devoured both the old and the new ones, he confessed that the reading of good romances was as instructive as pleasant, and no less proper to inspire young people with noble sentiments than the reading of Plutarch. He therefore encouraged us to read them as earnestly as he had discouraged us before, and first of all advised us to peruse the modern ; but these were not yet suitable to our palates ; and till we were fifteen we were much more delighted with reading Amadis de Gaul than Astrea, and other fine romances that have been made since, by which the French have shown to the world, as they have by a thousand things besides, that if they do not invent so much as other nations, yet do they nevertheless bring the inventions of others to a far greater perfection. We therefore bestowed upon the reading of romances the greatest part of the time we had allowed us for diversion. As for Saint Far, he called us the Ruyters, and went abroad every day either to hunt or to beat the poor country fellows, which he did with wonderful success. The inclination I had to do well gained me the favor of the Baron d'Arques, who loved me no less than if I had 52 SCARRON been his near relation. He would not suffer me to leave his sons when he sent them to the academy, but sent me thither along with them, and that rather as a companion than a servant. There we stayed about two years to learn our exercises, at the end of which a man of quality, related to the Baron d'Arques, raising soldiers for the Venetians, Saint Far and Vervelle persuaded their father to let them go to Venice with their kinsman. The good old gentleman desired I would still accompany them, and Monsieur de Saint Sauveur, my godfather, who loved me extremely, gave me very generously bills of exchange for a considerable sum, to make use of in case those I had the honor to accompany should be unwilling to bear my charges. We went the longest way about on purpose to see Rome and the other fine cities of Italy, in each of which we stayed a considerable time, excepting those which are in the Spaniards' hands. I fell sick at Rome, and the two brothers went on their journey ; the gentleman under whose conduct they were being willing to lay hold of the opportunity of the pope's galleys, which were putting out to sea to join the Venetian army near the Straits of the Dardanelles, where they waited for the Turks. Vervelle was extraordinarily sorry to leave me, and I almost mad to part from him, at a time when by my services I might in some measure have deserved the love he had for me. As for Saint Far, I believe he left me with as much indif- ference as if he had never seen me ; and I never thought of him, but only because he was brother to Vervelle, who left me as much money as he could spare ; but whether Saint Far was consenting I cannot tell. Thus I was left sick at Rome, having no other acquaintance besides my landlord, a Fleming apothecary, who took extraordinary care of me during my illness, and who, as far as I can judge, had more skill in physic than the Italian doctor who looked after me. At last I recovered, and gathered strength enough to go and view the most remarkable places in Rome, where strangers find abundantly where- withal to entertain their curiosity. I took a singular delight in viewing the vines (thus are called several gardens, finer than the Tuileries in Paris, which cardinals THE STROLLING PLAYERS 53 and other persons of quality keep with much cost in Rotae, rather out of vanity than for their own entertainment, since they never, or at least very seldom, go there them- selves). One day, as I was walking in one of the finest, I saw at the turning of the wall two women very genteelly dressed, whom two young Frenchmen stopped and would not let go, unless the youngest of them unveiled her face. One of those two Frenchmen, who looked like the master of the other, had even the insolence to offer to unveil her by force, while his man held the other, who was bare-faced. I was not long debating what I should do on this occasion, but presently told those rude men that I was resolved not to suffer them to offer violence to those ladies. They were both very much surprised, for I spoke with such a resolu- tion as would have daunted them had they had their swords as well as myself. The two ladies came over to me, and the young Frenchman choosing rather to be baulked than beaten, told me as he went off : " Sir, for all your hectoring we shall meet you in some other place, where our swords shall not hang all one side." I answered I would not hide myself. His man followed him, and so I stayed with the two women. She that had no veil on looked to be about five and thirty : she returned me thanks in good French, without any mixture of Italian, and told me among other things, that if all Frenchmen were like me the Italian women would not scruple to live after the French fashion. After that, to reward the service I had done them, she added, that since I hindered that rude Frenchman from seeing her daughter against her will, it was reasonable I should see her of her own accord. " There- fore, " said she, " l/conora, lift up your veil, and let the gentle- man see that we are not altogether unworthy of the honor of being under his protection." She had scarce done speak- ing but her daughter put aside her veil, or rather discovered a sun which dazzled my eyes. I never beheld so beautiful an object in my whole life. She cast three or four times her eyes on me, as it were by stealth, and as they still met with mine, the innocent blushes which overspread her face made her to look as handsome as an angel. I perceived the mother was very fond of her, for she seemed to share the pleasure 54 SCARRON I had in gazing upon her. Now by reason I was little used to these adventures, and that young people are easily dashed out of countenance in strange company, I made them but indifferent compliments when they went away, and gave them perhaps but an indifferent opinion of my wit. I was angry with myself for not asking their habi- tation, and that I did not offer to wait upon them thither; but it was preposterous to run after them. I went to the doorkeeper to inquire whether he knew them ; but we were a long while before we could understand one another, because he spoke no better French than I did Italian. At last, rather by signs than otherwise, he gave me to under- stand that they were unknown to him, at least he would not own he knew them. I returned to my Fleming apothe- cary in a very different disposition of mind from what I was in when I came out ; that is to say, very amorous, and very much in pain to know whether that beautiful I^eonora was a courtesan or an honest woman, and if she had as much wit as her mother, who seemed to have a great deal. I abandoned myself to thought, and flattered myself with a thousand fair hopes which entertained me awhile, but dis- quieted me much more when I considered the impossibility of my wishes. Having framed a thousand frivolous designs, I resolved at last to seek them out, not thinking it possible for them to remain long invisible in Rome (which is not a populous city), especially to a man so much in love as I was. That very day I looked for them wherever I thought it most likely to find them, and returned home at night more tired and uneasy than I was when I went out. The next day I sought them still with more diligence, yet did nothing but tire and disquiet myself. By my peeping through the lattice-windows, and my hasty running after all the women that bore the least resemblance of my I^eonora, I was taken a hundred times, both in the streets and in the churches, for the greatest fool among those Frenchmen who have contributed most to their disparaging their nation at Rome. It is a matter of wonder how I could gather .■strength at a time when I suffered like one in hell. How- ever my body recovered, while my sick mind remained so divided betwixt honor and love, which kept me at Rome, THE STROLLING PLAYERS S5 that I often doubted whether I should obey the frequent letters I received from Vervelle, who conjured me by the ties of friendship to come to him, without using the right he had to command me. At last all my endeavors to find out my unknown lady proving ineffectual, I paid my landlord, and got my little equipage ready in order to depart. The day before I was set out, Signior Stephano Vanberge (for so was my landlord called) told me he designed to give me a dinner at a mistress's house of his, and at the same time make me confess that he had not made an ill-choice for a Fleming ; adding, withal, that he would not carry me to her before I was to go away, because he was a little jealous. I promised to wait on him rather out of complaisance than inclination ; and accordingly we went about dinner-time. The house we went into had neither the appearance nor furniture of an apothecary's mistress. Having traversed a very fine parlor, we entered a magnificent room, where we were received by Leonora and her mother. You may imagine how much I was agreeably surprised. The mother of that beautiful daughter came toward me to be saluted after the French way ; and I must needs own that she kissed me rather than I her. I was so amazed that I scarce could see anything, neither did I hear one word of the compliment she made me. At last I recovered both my senses and sight, and saw Leonora more beautiful and charming than before, but had not the assurance to salute her. I was sensible of my fault as soon as I had commit- ted it ; but instead of repairing it, blushed as much out of shame as she did out of modesty. Her mother told me she designed to return me thanks before I went away for the pains I had taken to find out their habitation ; and this still increased my confusion. She pulled me into an alcove adorned after the French fashion, where her daughter did not follow us, because, I suppose, she did not think it worth her while to join conversation with so dull a fellow as I seemed to be. She stayed with Signior Stephano, while with her mother I acted the part of a clown to the life. She was so civil to find matter to keep up the conversation herself, which she did very ingeniously, though nothing can be more difficult than to show one's wit with those that S6 SCARRON have none. For my part I never was such a blockhead in my life ; and if she was not tired with me then, she never could be with anybody. Among other things, to which I scarce answered yes or no, she told me she was a French- woman born, and that Signior Stephano would inform me of the reasons which kept her in Rome. By this time, dinner being ready, she was fain to pull me along to the table as she had pulled me before to the alcove ; for I was so disordered that I did not know how to set one foot be- fore the other. I was the same dull loggerhead both before and after dinner, during which the only thing I did with assurance was to stare upon Ivconora. I fancy she was uneasy at it, and therefore to punish me for it never lifted up her eyes all the while. Had the mother been silent the dinner had been like a Carthusian meal ; but she discoursed with Signior Stephano about the affairs of Rome, at least I fancy so, for I am not very sure of it. At last we rose from table, to the great comfort of every- body, except myself, whose distemper grew worse and worse every moment. When we went to take our leave they said a thousand obliging things to me, which I only answered with the ordinary compliments used at the bottom of a letter. However I did something more at parting than I did when I came in ; for I saluted I^onora, and by that means completed my ruin. Stephano was not able to get one single word from me all the way home. I locked myself up in my room without pulling off either my cloak or sword. There I revolved in my mind what- ever had happened to me. Leonora presented herself to my fancy more beautiful than ever she had appeared to my sight. I remembered how dull and silly I was before the mother and the daughter ; and as often as I thought of it was so ashamed, that I could not forbear blushing. I wished to be rich, cursed my mean extraction, and then fancied to myself a thousand lucky adventures, advan- tageous both to my fortune and love. At last, having nothing in my thoughts but how to frame a plausible pre- tense to stay, and not finding any to my liking, I grew so desperate as to wish to fall sick again, to which I had already no small disposition. I designed to write to THE STROLLING PLAYERS 57 I^onora; but all my pen could produce did not please me, and so I put into my pocket the beginning of a letter, which perhaps I had not dared to send had it been finished. Thus having disquieted myself to little purpose, and not being able to banish Leonora from my thoughts, I resolved to go by the vine where she appeared to me first, to abandon myself entirely to my passion, and pass by her door once for all. This vine was well situated in one of the remotest parts of the city, and in the midst of several old uninhabited buildings. As I passed along, pensive and melancholy, under the ruins of a portico, I heard somebody stalk behind me, and at the same time felt myself run through under the reins. I presently faced about, and instantly drew my sword ; and finding I had to do with the servant of the young Frenchman I mentioned before, I was like to return him at least as good a pass as he had made at me by treachery : but as I pushed at him without being able to close with him, because he main- tained a running fight, and endeavored to parry, his mas- ter came out from among the ruins of the portico, and attacking me behind, dealt me such a stunning blow on the head, and a great thrust in the thigh, as made me to fall down. There was no likelihood of my escaping at so cheap a rate ; but because in an ill action people seldom preserve a presence of mind, the servant wounded his mas- ter in the right hand ; and at the same time two Minime friars of the Trinity of the Mount passing by, and seeing me treacherously assaulted, ran to my assistance ; where- upon my assassins made their escape, and left me wounded in three several places. Those good friars happened to be Frenchmen, to my great comfort ; for in so remote a place, had an Italian seen me in the condition I was in, he would rather have avoided than succored me, lest being found doing me a good office he were suspected of being himself my murderer. While one of these charitable friars received my confession, the other ran to my lodging to acquaint my landlord with my disaster. He came instantly to me, and caused me to be carried, half-dead, to my bed. "With so many wounds, and so much love, it was no wonder if I soon fell into a most S8 SCARRON violent fever. My life was despaired of by all, and I had no reason to hope better than the rest. In the meantime my passion for I^eonora was so far from abating that it was rather increased, though my strength grew still weaker and weaker. Wherefore, not being able to support so heavy a burden, without easing myself of it, nor re- solved to die without letting Leonora know that it was for her sake only that I wished to live, I called for a pen and ink. They thought I was light-headed ; but I was so earnest in protesting that they would drive me into despair in case they .should deny me what I requested, that Signior Stephano, who had taken notice of my passion, and was so clear-sighted as to guess at my design, gave orders that I should have all things necessary to write ; and as he knew my intention, he sta5'^ed all alone in the room. I perused what I had scribbled a little before, with design to make use of some thoughts which came then into my head upon the same subject, and then wrote thus to I,eonora : " I no sooner saw you, but it was out of my power to forbear loving you ; my reason did not oppose my passion, but told me, as well as my eyes, that you were the most lovely person in the world ; whereas it should have repre- sented to me how unworthy I was of your heart. How- ever, that would have served only to exasperate my disease with unprofitable remedies, and after having struggled a while, I must at last have yielded to the irresistible necessity of loving you, which you impose on all that see you. Well, I love you, my charming Leonora, but with so much respect, that you ought not to hate me for it, although I have the boldness to discover it to you. But how is it possible to die for you without boasting of it? And how can you refuse to pardon a crime with which you can not reproach me long? I own your being the cause of a man's death is recompense not to be merited but by a great number of services, and you will perhaps envy me a happiness which you procure me without design. But do not grudge it me, lovely Leonora, since it is no more in your power to make me lose it, and that it is the only favor I ever received from fortune, who will THE STROLLING PLAYERS 59 never sufficiently reward your merit, but by procuring you adorers as much above me as all other beauties in the world are below yours. Therefore I am not so vain as to think that you will bestow the least sentiment of pity on » I was not able to make an end of my letter ; my strength failed me on the sudden ; the pen fell from my band, for my mind went so fast, that my body could not keep pace with it ; else that long beginning you have heard had been but a small part of my letter ; so much was my imagination warmed by my fever and my love. I was a long time in a fainting fit without giving the least sign of life, which Signior Stephano perceiving, he opened the chamber-door to send for a priest. At that very moment Iveonora and her mother came to visit me, having, it seems, been informed of my being wounded. Now as they thought this accident befell me upon their account, and for that reason that they were the innocent cause of my death, they did not scruple to come to see me in the condition I was in. My trance lasted so long that they went away before I was come to myself, very much afflicted, as one may imagine, and fully persuaded that I would never recover. They read what I had been writing ; and the mother being more curious than the daughter, perused also the papers I had left on the bed ; among which there was a letter from my father. I was a long time struggling betwixt life and death ; but at length youth getting the upper hand, in a fortnight's time I was out of danger : and in five weeks' time began to walk about the room. My landlord entertained me often about Leonora. He acquainted me with the charitable visit she and her mother had made me, at which I was overjoyed : and if I was a little troubled at their reading my father's letter, I was highly pleased that my own had been read also. As often as I happened to be alone with Stephano I could talk of nothing but I,eonora. One day calling to mind what her mother told me, that he could inform me who she was, and what reasons obliged her to stay in Rome, I desired him to acquaint me with what he knew of the 6o SCARRON matter. He acquainted me that she came to Rome with the French ambassador's lady ; that a man of quality, a near relation of the ambassador's, had fallen in love with her; that in time she loved him too, and that, being married clandestinely, she had the beautiful Leonora by him. He informed me likewise that that nobleman had fallen out with all his relations upon this account, which obliged him to leave Rome and go to Venice with Madame la Boissifere (for this was her name) till the time of the embassy should be expired ; that having brought her back to Rome, he fur- nished her a house, and gave her all necessaries to live like a person of quality while he stayed in France, whither his father had called him back, and whither he durst not carry his mistress, or, if you please, his wife, well knowing that none of his relations would approve his match. I must confess I could not sometimes forbear wishing that Leonora were not the legitimate daughter of a person of quality, that the blemish of her birth might excuse the meanness of mine ; but however I soon repented so criminal a thought, and wished her fortune answerable to her merit. This last thought cast me into despair ; for as I loved her more than my life, I plainly foresaw that I could never be happy without enjoying her, nor enjoy her without making her unhappy. When I began to recover, and that there was no other remains of my distemper than a great paleness in my cheeks, occasioned by the vast quantity of blood I had lost, my young masters returned from the Venetian army, the plague which infected all the Levant not suffering them to signalize their courage there any longer. Vervelle had still the same affection he ever had for me, and Saint Far did not yet show he hated me, as he has done since. I recounted to them all my adventures except my falling in love with Leonora ; both expressed a great desire of being acquainted with her, which my exaggerating the merit both of the mother and the daughter increased. A man ought never to commend the person he loves before those who may love her also, since love enters at the ears as well as the eyes. This folly has often been pernicious to those who have been guilty of it, which my own experience will justify, as you shall see anon. Saint Far asked me every day when I THE STROLLING PLAYERS 6i designed to carry him to Madame la Boissiere. One day, when he was more pressing than ordinary, I answered I could not tell whether she would admit of his visit or not, because she lived very retired. "Nay," replied he, "I now plainly see you are in love with her daughter ; " and adding he knew how to go see her without me, after a very blunt man- ner. I was so daunted, that he then firmly believed what he barely suspected before. Afterward he passed a hun- dred silly jests upon me, and dashed me so out of coun- tenance, that Vervelle pitied me. He took me away from his unmannerly brother, and carried me to the boulevard, where I was extremely melancholy, though Vervelle, out of a kindness extraordinary in a person of his age, and so much above me by his quality, used all possible means to divert me. In the meantime, the ill-natured Saint Far en- deavored to satisfy himself, or rather to ruin me. He went straight to Madame la Boissiere, where they took him at first for me, because he had my landlord's servant with him, who had often accompanied me thither ; but had it not been for that, I believe he never had been admitted. Madame la Bossi^re was very much surprised to see a man she did not know. She told Saint Far she could not imagine upon what score a stranger did her the honor of a visit. Saint Far replied very humbly that he was the master of a young fellow who was so happy as to be wounded in her service. Having begun his compliment with an account, which, as I was informed since, pleased neither the mother nor the daughter, and these two ingenuous persons being unwilling to hazard the reputation of their wit with a person who at first dash discovered he had little, the rude impertinent was meanly diverted by them, and they very much tired with him. But what made him almost mad was his being de- nied the satisfaction of seeing I^eonora's face, though he had begged her a thousand times to lift up the veil she commonly wore, as all unmarried ladies do at Rome. At last this accomplished courtier, being tired with tiring of them, rid them of his troublesome visit, and returned to Signior Stephano's with little advantage from the ill office he had done me. Ever since that time, as it is ordinary with ill-natured people to hate those whom they have 62 SCARRON injured, he despised me to that degree, and disobliged me so often, that I had a hundred times forgot the respect I owed to his quality if Vervelle, by his constant friendship and repeated kindnesses, had not made me amends for his brother's brutality. I was not yet acquainted with the ill ofl&ce he had done me, though I often felt the effects of it. I found indeed, Madame la Boissiere more reserved to me than when we were first acquainted ; but being still as civil as before, I did not take notice of my being troublesome. As for I^eonora, she appeared very thoughtful before her mother ; but when not observed by her, methought she was not so melancholy, and cast on me more favorable looks than I could have expected. Destiny was thus relating his story, and the actresses listening very attentively, without showing the least incli- nation to sleep, when they heard the clock strike two (in the morning). Mrs. Cave put Destiny in mind that the iiext day he was to accompany Monsieur la Rappiniere to a house about two or three leagues out of town, where he promised to give them the diversion of hunting. This made Destiny take his leave of the players and retire to his own chamber, where in all probability he went to bed. The other players did the same, and the remaining part of the night was spent in quiet : the poet, as luck would have it, having made no new stanzas to disturb the general repose. SOME REFI^ECTIONS WHICH ARE NOT AMISS. RAGOTIN'S NEW DISGRACE, AND OTHER THINGS LovB, which makes the young to undertake anything and the old to forget everything ; love, which occasioned the wars of Troy, and many others besides, which I do not think worth while to mention here, would needs make it known in the city of Mans that he is as much to be dreaded in a pitiful inn as in the brightest palace whatso- ever. He was not therefore contented with depriving the THE STROLLING PLAYERS 63 amorous Ragotin of his appetite, but likewise inspired La RappiniSre with a thousand irregular desires, a man very susceptible of them, and made Roquebrune likewise to languish for the operator's wife, adding a fourth folly to his vanity, bravery, and poetry ; or rather obliging him to commit a double infidelity ; for he had made his amorous addresses a long while before, both to Star and Angelica, who often advised him to desist, and not throw away his courtship. But all this is nothing to what I shall now relate ; love triumphed likewise over the insensibility and misanthropy of Rancour, who became enamored of the operator's wife too, and by consequence a rival to the poet Roquebrune, a punishment for his sins, and an atonement for the cursed writings he had published. This woman's name was Donna Inezilla del Prado, a native of Malaga, and her husband, or he that was reputed such, Signior Ferdinando Ferdinandi, a gentleman of Venice, born at Caen in Normandy. There were several others in the inn besides the above named, who were infected with the same disease, as dangerously, if not more than those whose secrets I have revealed ; but they shall be discovered too in due time and place. La Rappiniere fell in love with Madam Star when she acted Climene, and intended then to have declared his distemper to Rancour, whom he thought capable of doing anything for money. The heavenly bard Roquebrune designed the conquest of a Spanish lady worthy his courage. But as for Rancour, I cannot im- agine by what potent charms this foreign lady could in- flame the heart of one with love, who hated all the world. This worn-out stroller, being in hell before his time, I mean in love before his death, was still in bed when Rago- tin, troubled with his passion, as it were the bellyache, came to desire him to mind his business and take pity on him. Rancour assured him, that ere that day were over, he would do him a notable piece of service with his mistress. La Rappiniere entered Rancour's chamber at the same time, who was still dressing himself. Having taken him aside, he confessed his infirmity to him, and vowed, that if he could bring him into favor with Madam Star, there was nothing in his power, but he would do for him, 64 SCARRON even to the making him one of his assistants, and bestow- ing his niece in marriage on him, whom he designed to make sole heiress after his death, because he had no chil- dren of his own. The cheating rogue promised him yet more than he had done Ragotin, which put this hangman's purveyor in good hopes. Roquebrune came likewise to consult the same oracle. He was the most incorrigible, presumptuous cox- comb that ever came from the banks of Garonne, and one who thought everybody believed what he romanced about his good family, riches, poetry, and valor, insomuch that he slighted all the dry jests and bobs that Rancour per- petually cast at him, presuming that what he did was only for conversation's sake ; and besides, he understood raillery as well as any man alive, and bore it like a Christian philosopher, even when it touched to the very quick. He therefore imagined he was admired by all the players, nay, even by Rancour himself, who had experience enough to admire but few things, and was so far from having a good opinion of this poor brother of the quill that he made a full inquiry into his extraction, thereby to discover whether those bishops and great lords, his countrymen, whom he quoted ever and anon for his relations, were the true branches of that genealogic tree, this fool of noble alliances and coats of arms, together with many other things, had caused to be drawn in an old roll of parchment. He was very sorry to find Rancour in company, though he had less need to be troubled at that time than any one besides, it being his ill custom to be ever whispering in people's ears, and to make a secret of everything, sometimes of nothing. However, he took Rancour in a corner, and at first very gravely desired to know whether the operator's wife was a person of a great deal of wit or not, because he had loved women of all nations but Spaniards, and if she were worth his labor he should not be much the poorer if he presented her with a hundred pistoles, which he as often mentioned upon every trifling occasion as the great family from whence he was descended. Rancour told him he was not so well acquainted with Donna Inezilla, as to answer for her wit, though he had often met her husband in the THE STROLLING PLAYERS 65 chief est cities of the kingdom, where he sold his antidotes ; but if he desired so much to be informed about it, it was but joining conversation with her, since she began to speak French tolerably well, and he might soon be satisfied. Roquebrune would needs entrust him with his pedigree in parchment, that he might dazzle the Spanish Donna with the splendor of his race ; but Rancour told him his pedi- gree would sooner make him a Knight of Malta than a happy lover. Whereupon Roquebrune with a smiling coun- tenance added, "Well, Sir, you know what I am." ** Yes, " replied Rancour, ** I know well enough what you are now, and what you will ever be, to your dying da}'." The poet went away as he came, and Rancour, his rival and confidant at the same time, drew near to I