■ CORNELL UNIVERSITY LIBRARY Date Due MAY 11 19 R RHX Q^fi^^i ^wftini^ ^*^ 9AR— id^rii^ ^ fi-4-4a? f=py -4- 3 1924 064 950 458 Cornell University Library The original of tliis book is in tine Cornell University Library. There are no known copyright restrictions in the United States on the use of the text. http://www.archive.org/details/cu31924064950458 DEAMATISTS OF THE EESTOEATION. D'AVENANT. V Printed for Subscribers only. 450 copies Small Paper. 150 „ Large Paper. 30 „ Whatman's Paper. 4 ,, Vellum. THE DRAMATIC WORKS OF WILLIAM D'AVENANT. WITH PREFATORY MEMOIR AND NOTES. VOLUME THE FIFTH. MDCCCLXXIV. EDINBUEGH: WILLIAM PATEESON. LONDON : H. SOTHEEAN & CO. OC' /i J2Srf /cornel^ UNfVERSilYI *^s,^LIBRARYv' X id^rJi t_ CONTENTS. TuE Man's the Mastei;, The Law against Loveks, The Eivals, Macbeth, The TEiiPEST, Addenda et CorauGENDA, Page 1 109 213 ^95 395 623 THE MAN'S THE MASTER. V. The Man's the Master ; A comedy, written by Sir William VAvenant, Knight. In the Savoy ; Printed for Henry Herringham, at the Blew Anchor, in the Lower Walk of the New Exchange. 1669, 4«o. TVie same in the folio edition of Sir William D'Avenanfs works. 1673. The Man's the Master ; A Comedy, in Five Acts, as now performed at the Theatre-Royal, Covent Garden; written by Sir William lyAvenant. London : Printed for T. Evans, in the Strand, near York Buildings. 1775. 8vo. This play was acted in our author's lifetime, with great applause, though not published till after his de- cease. The design and a portion of the language is borrowed (without hope of return, as is usual in such cases) from Scarron's " Jodelet, ou le Maistre Valet," and part from his " L'Heritier ridicule." The materiel of which this piece is composed has been variously used by Le Sage, CoUey Gibber, and latterly by O'Keefe in his Castle of Andalusia. It was first produced at Lincoln's-Inn-Fields on the 26th March 1668, and was the last new play performed there, as well as being the last play Sir William D'avenant ever wrote, "he dying presently after, and was buried in Westminster Abbey, near Mr Chaucer's monument, our whole company attending his funeral. The comedy in general was very well performed, especially the Master by Mr Harris." — Downes. Harris acted Don John, and Underbill Jodelet. The epilogue was sung by Harris and Sandford as two street ballad singers. Greneste remarks — " This is a good comedy by D'avenant. It was revived at Lincoln's-Inn-Fields I5th July 1726, and at Covent Garden 3d November 1775. It is the only one of D'avenant's sixteen plays which has been acted for years." " Ibth July 1726. — Not acted twelve years, ' Man's the Master.' Don John by Milward; Loveworth, Chap- man ; Belinda, Mrs Grace from Dublin. Acted four limes." On the production of this piece at Covent Garden on 3d November 1775, some slight alterations were made, it is believed by Woodward. These appear as footnotes in the present edition. The following version of the song was substituted for that of Don John towards the end of the third act, and was sung by Bettris, Mrs Mattocks. The comedy, which was thus cast, was again acted four times : — Don John, Mr Lewis ; Jodelet (his servant) Mr Wood- ward ; Don Lewis, Mr Wroughton ; Stephano (his ser- vant), Mr Lee Lewis ; Don Ferdinand, Mr Dunstall . 4 THE man's the master. Sancho (his steward), Mr Quick ; Isabella, (daughter to Don Ferdinand), Miss Leeson,* her first appearance there ; Bettris (her woman), Mrs Mattocks ; Lucilla (sister to Don John), Mrs Bulkley. SONG. Bettris. I. The bread is bak'd, Tlie embers are rak'd, And the lads and the lasses are cooing ; Let us laugh and carouse, For none in the house Can disturb us in what we are doing. Then let us have posset, and posset again, And hey for the maids, and ho for the men ! II. The cloister-bells ring ! Sad dirges they sing. Whilst we spend the night in laughter and love ; Our time we employ In mirth and in joy. Leave discord and care to our betters above. Then let us have posset, and posset again, And hey for the maids, and ho for the men ! Dispatch it away Before it be day, 'Twill quickly grow early when it is late ; A health then to thee. To him and to me. And all who love beauty and. business hate. ' Then let us have posset, and posset again, And hey for the maids, and ho for the men ! In connection with one of the earlier performances of " The Man's the Master," Downes has this note : — " Mr * Subsequently married to Mr Lewis, who acted her lover in this piece. THE man's the master. 5 Cademan in this play, not long after our company began in Dorset Garden, his part being to fight with Mr Harris, was unfortunately, with a sharp foil, pierced near the eye ; which so maim'd both his hand and his speech, that he can make but little use of either ; for which mischance he has received a pension ever since 1673, being 35 years ago." Cademan, it is supposed, was also a bookseller. Of Harris and Sandford, the original representatives of Don John and Don Lewis, notices will be found in the introduction to " Juliana," in the first volume of Crowne's Works in the present series. Cave Underbill, the original Jodelet, was, according to Colley Gibber's account, " a correct and natural comedian." His pecu- liar excellence was in stiff, heavy, stupid characters, such as Obediah in the " Committee," and 1 .olpoop in " The Squire of Alsatia." In ridiculous parts, Sir Sampson Legend, and Justice Clodpole, in " Epsom Wells," for instance, he met with great favour, and his Gravedigger in " Hamlet " was much applauded. Underbill's last performance in London was on 1 2th May 1710, when he took a benefit. The play was D'avenant and Dryden's alteration of the Tempest, in which he played Duke Trincalo, his original character. He acted again and for the last time, at Greenwich, on 26th August in the same year, under the management of Pinkethman. The Play was the Rover : " Ned Blunt, by the famous true comedian. Cave Underbill, to oblige Pinkethman's friends ; with an Epilogue by Pinkethman on an ass." There is a letter from Leigh to Underbill, and one from Underbill to I^eigh among Tom Brown's Letters from the Dead to the Living. Although Cibber and Downes assert that Underbill was a good actor, Anthony Aston, says of him, that he was more admired by the actors than the audience, that his few good parts were : The Gravedigger, in Hamlet ; Sancho Panca, in the 1st part of Don Quixote ; Ned Blunt the Host in the Villain ; and more especially Lolpoop. Aston further observes, " he was six feet high and corpu- lent, his face long and broad, his nose flattish and short, his upper lip thick,his mouth wide, and his chin short, his voice was churlish and his action awkward. He would 6 THE man's the master. often leap up -with both legs at a time when he conceived anything waggish ; and afterwards hug himself at the thought. Tho' he was much cried up in his time, yet he W9S so stupid as not to know why." Downes in 1708 says : " Sir William D'Avenant, 40 years ago, judged Underhill the truest comedian in his company." — Underhill performed Sir Morglay Thwack, and subsequently Cutter in the Wits. The folio edition of "The Man's the Master " is a reprint of the 4to. edition, slightly abbre-\-iated. PROLOGUE. 1. No country lady ever yet did ask Such shrewd advice before a ball or masque, When curious dressing is the court's great task, 2. As now young poets do, in this nice age, To gain the froward lovers of the stage ; Whose heat of humours nothing can assuage. 3. The Muse, disdain'd, does as fond women do ; Instead of being courted she courts you : But women are less valu'd when they woo. 4 And as young poets, like young ladies, fear A concourse, great as this assembly here, Till they seek counsel how they should appear, 5. So all old poets, like old ladies, may Be more afraid to venture the survey Of many apt to censure their decay. 6. Both know they have been out of fashion long ; And, ere they come before a shining throng. Would dress themselves by patterns of the young. 7. Well, our old poet hopes this comedie Will somewhat in the fine new fashion be ; But, if all gay, 'twould not with age agree. 8 THE man's the master. 8. A little he was fain to moralize That he might serve your minds as well as eyes The proverb says, "Be merry and be wise." 9. This, gentlemen, is all he bad me say Of his important trifle, call'd a play ; For which, he does confess, you dearly pay. 10. But he did fear that he could hardly make A prologue so in fashion as might take, For he does much of too much boldness lack. 11. He never durst, nor ever thought it fit. To censure those who judges are of wit. Now you expect the rhyme will end in pit. THE PERSONS REPRESENTED. Don Ferdinand, Father to Isabella. Don John, Suitor to Isabella. Don Lewis, Ms Rival. Sancho, Steward to Don Ferdinand. JoDELET, Servant to Don John. Stephano, Servant to Don Lewis. Isabella, Daughter to Don Ferdinand. Lucilla, Sister to Don John. Bettris, Isabella's maid. Laura, Lucilla's maid. The Scene — Madrid. And in one House. THE MAN'S THE MASTER. Act I. Scene I. Enter LuciLLA, and Laura with a dark lanthorn. Luc. You have served me but two days, and are you weary already 1 Lau. Pray add the nights to the days ; for I have not slept since I came into your service. Luc. Love has ordain'd us for these journeys ; and will, I hope, bring us at last where we may rest quietly. Lau. Yes, to the last inn of all travellers, where we shall meet worms instead of fleas. Lovers never rest quietly till they lodge at the sign of the grave. Luc. Prithee be patient, Laura. Lau. If I had been waiting-woman to Will of the Wisp, I could not have wander'd with so much uncertainty as when I follow a mistress led about by love. Luc. But, Laura, I follow you now. Lau. You may with ease enough, when I'm so tir'd that I can go no further. This is the pretty foot belonging to a leg, which, though I say't, was fit to lead a dance in Hymen's hall. Luc. And does it limp now, and grow weary of the errands of two days 1 Lau. You have little reason to blame that leg which has been so nimble in your service ; but the other will follow it no further. Methinks it has got a shackle instead of a garter. [She limps a little. 12 THE man's the master. Enter Sancho with a dark lanthorn. Luc. Take heed, Laura ! I see light. Lau. Why, what would you see— darkness t. Are not your eyes made for the light ? Luc. 'Tis a man! he seems to seek somebody with a lanthorn. Lau. He seeks me here by appointment. Luc. I'll retire to this portico. Lau. Do, whilst I accost him. Luc. What is he ? Lau. 'Tis Sancho, Don Ferdinando's steward ! he was my sworn brother over a posset ; he is, by the length of his beard and the heat of his consti- tution, a very goat. Luc. For heaven's sake lose no time ! Lau. You need not fear his loss of time ; I use to call him my brother Brevity ; he is so thrifty of his speech, that his tongue does seldom allow his thoughts above two words to express them. San. Laura! Lau. Are not you my brother Sancho ? San. I am. Lau. Have you contriv'd a way to conceal my lady in your master's house ? San. Yes. Lau. Can you admit her now ? San. No. Lau. May it be to-morrow ■? San. It may. Lau. I'll attend you in the morning. San. Do. Lau. Pray name the hour. San. Nine. Lau. My mistress is very sensible of your care, and would know if I may have leave to give you this gold ■? THE MAN S THE MASTER. 13 San. You may. Lau. I hope you hate not me, nor the present. San. Neither. Lau. Are we both acceptable ? San. Both. [He looks on the gold. Lau. Tis very gold ! and Signior Sancho you shall find me to be as true metal as it. San. I'll try. [Offers to kiss her. Lau. Not so soon, good Signior Sancho. Bring me to the wedding night, and then try, if, like gold, I can endure the touch. San. Humph ! Lau. Lovers may pretend to have true metal, but marriage is the touch-stone. San. Of fools. [Jside. Lau. Hands off, good Signior Sancho. You want sleep. Good night ! Pray let me go ! San. Pass! [Exit Sancho. Lau. Come, madam, we may hasten home. Nine is the appointed hour when you shall have admit- tance. Luc. After I have sought opportunity, I am afraid to find it. Lau. Madam, I do not yet understand your in- trigues of love. You are afraid to find the oppor- tunity you seek, and I, poor wretch, seek more opportunities than I fear I shall find. Luc. Lord help thee ! thou dost want a great deal of sorrow to make thee a little wise. [Exeunt. Enter Don John and Jodelet. JoD. Sir, by your favour, you are either mad, or the devU is malicious to bring you to Madrid, at so unseasonable an hour, after riding post, or rather flying, without meat or drink, as empty as wild hawks, and as uncertain of your quarry. D. John. I confess thou may'st be tir'd all over 14 THE man's the master. all 'but thy tongue, and that can never be weary. The street where we are now is that which I have sought. JOD. What will you do here ? Go, see Don Ferdi- nand when 'tis past midnight ! D. John. Yes, and this very night I'll visit Isabella. JoD. 'Tis ill to have an empty stomach, but worse to have an empty head. D. John. Jodelet ! I know you are hungry, but hunger makes you fitter for watching. I'll not stir out of this street till I see my mistress. JoD. Remember 'tis past one, a season when Don Ferdinando's gates are always shut. We have ridden this morning from Burgos. I know no kind of lovers but owls would have chosen the night for a journey. D. John. To love nothing but sleep, and eating, is to be a beast in the habit of a serving-man. JoD. How I hate raillery ! D. John. And I eating and sleep, in comparison of this picture of Isabella. JoD. You are one of those who are fiU'd with wild-fire at sight of a cold picture ; and if Master Painter has luckily drawn a snout of ivory and a mouth of coral, which perhaps does inclose an ill tongue and worse teeth ; then he makes you mad of a mistress. Will a picture reveal whether her crooked body be arm'd with a coat of mail, or whether she be some skeleton whose beauties lye at night upon her dressing-cloth? you'll not be much pitied if men find you ill provided of a woman, since you'll be guU'd with one before you have seen her. D. John. Thou art as froward at this time o' th' night as a wak'd child. JoD. Wou'd any man keep patience about him THE man's the master. 15 when he must run in the dark from street to street, and grope out his way Hke a blind man without a dog^ or stand so long under a balcony (lifting himself upon one leg to stare higher about him)* till he shift his feet as often as a stork "i D. John. Jodelet ! JoD. Don John ! D. John. My picture was rarely drawn ; and sure it could not chuse but please my mistress. JoD. I know the contrary. D. John. What say'st thou 1 JoD. I tell you it has rather displeas'd her. D. John. How the devil can'st thou know that t JoD. Alas ! I know it too well. D. John. Ha ! teU me how 1 JoD. Grood sir, have patience ! Instead of your picture, she received mine. D. John. Traitor ! 'tis well thou dost not use to speak truth, for else I should search for thy life in the very bottom of thy bowels, t JoD. You may, sir, and begin at my throat ; but in piercing my body, I pray spare my doublet, for I made it new at Burgos. D. John. Pox of your raillery ! Tell me what thou hast done ? JoD. Sir, put your anger up first. D. John. I never had so much cause to let it out. But speak ! and let not fear fright truth from thee. JoD. Sir, when we left Flanders D. John. Well, proceed ! JoD. You having your brother kill'd, and a sister carried away by stealth, not knowing where, nor / * This sentence in brackets is in the edition of 1775 put in italics, as though it were a stage direction. t This altered, in same edition, to "In every atom of thy vile carcase." 16 THE man's the master. how, nor wherefore, nor by whom — you rode so fast that you left all your judgement a great way behind you. D. John. To what purpose, villain, dost thou open these two wounds? Proceed apace to thy picture. JoD. Sir, I go as fast as I can ; but your anger interrupts me so, that I'm fain sometimes to go back to recover my tongue, though I have nothing within me but what is much to the purpose. D. John. Why dost thou not render it in few words 1 JoD. I cannot, sir, for I always speak things in order, but for your picture which I had e'en forgot^ D. John. Was ever man so tir'd with the tedious length of nothing 1 JoD. We were biit newly return'd to Castile when Don Ferdinand de Eochas propos'd his daughter to you in marriage : her picture was made a present to you, and the offer of twenty thousand crowns in portion, and then you, t'enchaut her with your own picture as much as you were charm'd by hers, made haste to send her it : and so, as the proverb says, put an old cat to an old rat. It was a lover's stratagem, and viUanoUsly subtle. But Heav'n, not always a friend to lovers, ordain'd a success in spite of expectation.* D. John. Art thou about the history of the world: and wilt thou not finish it till the world ends'! JoD. Yes, sir ! but I must refresh my memory, for it is almost weary. D. John. I would thy tongue were so too. JOD. You remember that your painter, in thank- fulness for the great reward you gave him, would, * Infolio— "Contrary to your expectation. " THE man's the master. 1 7 after he had drawn your picture, take a little pains about mine. D. John. I know that : but proceed ! JOD. Then you likewise know it cost me nothing. Well, that Fleming's a brave man. None of your Jan Van Lievens, nor your Elshamers, nor your Brauwers, nor your Joos Van Winghens ever drew like him. Then give him but a rummer, over a pickled herring, and he will drink so kindly, as if he had the heart of a whale. D. John. Wilt thou never conclude 1 Hast thou sold, burnt, eat, or drank my picture 1 Have I it yet, or was it sent to Isabella 1 Speak and be quick ! JoD. If you have not patience to stay awhile rather than hear ill news, but will needs ride post to overtake the devil, I will leave Flanders and go the nearest way to the purpose. D. John. Still wilt thou be tedious 1 JoD. Nay, sir, since you love unwelcome brevity, know when I was to send away the last packet, I would, being a little curious, compare the work- manship of my picture with yours. I set them opposite to one another, turning my eyes often from this to that, and, being call'd for in haste by the post-boy, I put my little picture in the packet instead of yours. D. John. How ? yours instead of mine 1 JOD. Sir, your picture had the happy laziness to stay here ; but mine was destin'd to ride post with the devil to your mistress. D. John. Canst thou live, or I either, after I have heard this 1 JoD. Good sir, make use of patience as I did. Time, which wears out sorrows as well as joys, has since th'unhappy accident given me a few quiet nights, and I have ceas'd to grieve for fear of being sick. 18 THE man's the master. D. John. Dog ! What will she say of thy horn- face, and of thy badger's nose t JOD. Alas, Sir ! she will not think you very handsome, I mean in my picture ; but if we were both our own painters we should not want beauty; Enter Stephano. D. John. Peace ! there comes one who perhaps knows Don Ferdinand's house ; Go, ask him ! JoD. But sir D. John. Well, speak low ! JOD. Perhaps he'll expect a reward if he tells us. In Madrid you must hold out your money if you do but ask what's a clock. D. John. Unlucky rogue, would he would cudgel thee. JoD. He has not leisure to do it ; he seems in haste. Steph. Who goes there ? JoD. Not to displease you, sir, where dwells Don Ferdinand 1 Steph. This is his house. JoD. Are we in the right already 1 For this bout my master has reason, the father-in-law is found ; and the son-in-law-elect has nothing to do but to knock. Steph. I begin to find myself a fool for having shew'd them where my master is secretly entered, and whence I expect he'll presently come forth. I must find some expedient. JoD. Does he dwell here 1 Steph. Yes, but he is sick, and does not love noise. What are you 1 JOD. We, sir, are night-walkers ; or rather men of Norway, a northern-country where he is curs'd who does not sleep continually. For my part I THE man's the master. 19 never sleep. And that's my master, sir, the greatest waker in the world. Steph. Or rather the greatest robber. He shall give me satisfaction for what he lately took from me ; I know him well enough, and you were with him. JOD. You are very choleric, and I think some- what mad. If I were so too, you would have little safety but in flying. Sir, as sober as I am, I can scarce keep my hand from my hilt. {To Don John.) Sir ! Sir ! advance a little ! I begin to grow soft, and, were it not dark, I should appear somewhat pale too. D. John {to Steph.) Approach, Sir ! Come on towards me. I'll make you civil ! Steph. How, Don of the dark, are you so brisk but I shall take the pains to drive you a mile hence : for though you are two — would I were rid of 'em — , if you dare follow me as fast as I'll lead the way, ye shall come to a better place for fighting. D. John. Say you so. Sir ? I'll follow you ! Stay ! I hear a noise. It seems to be above us. JoD. Pox on this choleric cur ! if his barking had not frighted me, I had, perhaps, without any danger, broke his very bones. But whence the devil comes that other devil ? \p. Lewis descends from the balcony. T>. Lewis. Stephano ! JoD. They are going. D. John. Sure that's his man whom he calls : he who gets way before us. D. Lewis. Either I am much cousen'd, or I am watch'd. But the noise of a quarrel will fright Isabella. In care of her I must neglect my honour. Let's steal away, since it must be so ! [Exeunt Don Lewis, Stephano. D. John (to Jod.) Stay, or thou art dead ! Stay but one thrust ! 20 THE man's the master. Job. My master has mettle, but I'm no touch- stone to try it on. D. John. Give me thy name, or I'll take thy life ! Job. I am Don Jodelet of Segovia. D. John. Three curses on thee, and a thousand on him that leapt from the balcoiiy. What's become of him 1 JoD. He flew through the dark like lightning, and I, like a furious fool, followed him like thunder, till the invisible rogue threaded a lane as narrow as a needle's eye. Well I I'm the Hercules whom you always expose against two. You are a little prompt, but by your leave. Master, is it the custom of Madrid to scape thus out of a window 1 D. John. Did'st thou perfectly discern him ? Job. Yes ! , D. John. I am amaz'd ! JoD. And I, if it were possible, am quite con- founded ! D. John. I must not here take up a quarrel at the first bound. JoD. Methinks your mind is a little troubled. D. John. It is ! and I have much cause, but let's consult upon't. JoD. That's well said ; I never found my self so much inclin'd to reasoning, and, if you please, let's consult soundly. D. John. I was born at Burgos ; left poor. But of a long* race exempted, even as far as my self, from all disgraces. JoD. Very well ! D. John. At my return from the war to Burgos, I found my self attacqu'd with two different evils : I had a brother murder'd, and was rob'd of a sister ; though she was bred with all the cares of * In foho— "Noble." THE man's the master. 21 honour. And this makes me exceeding choleric. JOD. That's ill ! very ill ! exceeding ill ! D. John. Don Ferdinand chose me for a husband to Isabella ; and she has receiv'd thy picture instead of mine. JoD. That's not very ill ! D. John. We treated of this business in secret ; and I took horse for Madrid, where I now arrive late at night. JoD. That's a little ill ! D. John. Without seeking out a lodging my love leads me directly hither. JoD. That's a little too soon ! D. John. I met before Don Ferdinand's house a serving-man who thrusts me, by design, upon an Almain quarrel. JoD. That's very true ! But somewhat unwillingly, like a coward as he is. D. John. Perhaps 'twas for fear of scandal ; for he did not approach us like a coward. JoD. How did the unlucky thief come then 1 D. John. He came on like the lover of Isabella. JOD. That's very ill ! D. John. 'Tis that which will wound my head more than his sword. JoD. Let's fall to to reasoning again. D. John. Ah ! no more reasoning, when reason grows superfluous. But, prithee, mark the counsel which love suggests to me. My hope lies in thee. To-morrow, my dear Jodelet, thou must pass for my master, and I for thy man. Thy picture is to work miracles. Wbat ail'st thou ? Dost thou shake thy ears ? JoD. These kind of disguises smell too much of the cudgel. I'ld rather proceed to reasoning again. For what will the world say ? Don John is grown the man, and Jodelet the master, and by ill fortune 22 THE man's the master. too ; for perhaps, at last, your mistress may love me, and I her. D. John. Fear not that ; for then the mischief will be mine : but I, being Jodelet, may get ac- quainted with my rival's man. I'll be a lover from the kitchen to the garret ; and my presents shall open the locks of every bosom : whilst thou shalt shine in gold chains like the king of Peru, without having any share of my sorrows. Joi). I begin to like the invention. D. John. Thou shalt be feasted and cramm'd at Don Ferdinand's, whilst I am chok'd with my jealousies. JOD. But may I not, to represent Don John the better, give your shoulders now and then a taste of the cudgel 1 D. John. Yes, when we are all alone, without witnesses. JoD. Well ! Vermechulli shall my palate please, Serv'd in with bisques, ragouts, and entermets. Wait close upon Don Jodelet thy master ; And thou mayst be my carver, or my taster, If thou dost fetch me girls, and watch, and trudge well, Thou shalt have food, if not, thou shalt have cudgel. [Exeunt. Act II. Scene I. Enter Isabella, Bettris. ISAB. Bettris, make up your packet,* without thinking to reconcile me by long tattle. I'll have no more of you. Bet. Truly, Mistress, I'm ignorant of the cause of your anger. * "Pack."— In folio. THE man's the mastee. 23 TsAB. You know it not 1 Bet. If I do, may I never be haunted again by men of honour. ISAB. 'Tis no matter ! I dismiss you. Bert. Well, my conscience is clear. But if I have ever failed to serve you, may I burst like a boil'd pudding for want of pricking. But let flatterers go fine while truth must be shut out o' doors and walk naked. ISAB. Yes, Dame Bettris, you are innocent 1 you have not opened my balcony to-night, nor have walkt bare-footed to make less noise ? Bet. Alas ! is that it 1 I left your lac'd linen dry- ing on a line, and went into the garden for fear some body should steal it. IsAB. Yes, and you discourst with my linen : my ears deceiv'd me, I did not hear you talk 1 Bet. Perhaps I was at prayers. ISAB. What, so loud 1 Bet. Yes, that Heav'n might hear me. IsAB. And 'twas no man, but my linen, that leapt down from my balcony. Bet. Pray do not believe it. ISAB. I saw it, Bettris ! Bet. Ah, my dear mistress, it is true. But Don Lewis ISAB. Heaven ! how that name hurts me ] Was it Don Lewis 1 Bet. Yes, madam, your fair cousin. ISAB. My fair cousin ! Thou black wretch ! for what design had he admittance i Bet. If 'tis a great sin to be charitable you have cause to be angry. But if you will but hear me speak ISAB. You may speak long enough before I be- lieve you. Bet. 'Twas last night when that delicate Don 24 THE man's the master. Lewis came to see you, and because it rain'd I let him into the hall ; and much against my will, for I am tender of scandal : but the poor man, being impatient, went up, and presently after I heard your father Don Ferdinand spit aloud, for he always coughs when he spits, and will be heard far enough. I'll warrant him as sound as any man of Madrid. IsAB. "Well, proceed to the ill purpose ! Bet. At this noise Don Lewis sav'd himself in your balcony, which he found half open, and I lockt him in till you arrived with the old man; with whom you discourst too long, and made Don Lewis impatient again. IsAB. Troth we were very uncivil to him. Bet. I stay'd till you were a-bed ; and then, being in my nature always inclin'd to charitable deeds, I went to free him from his imprisonment. IsAB. Good heart ! Bet. He said he must needs speak with you one moment, but, I warrant you, I was sharp enough, and told him plainly that your curtains were drawn. IsAB. That was severe indeed ! Bet. I saw tears fall from his eyes, and at the same time felt a few pistoles drop into my hand. He conjur'd me with such sweet words ; calling me, my heart, my dear Bettris, and then put on my finger a diamond-ring j which did so vex me, that I was ready to fly in's face. IsAB. That had been too cruel ! Bet. Nay, not but that his suffrings wrought me again into pity ; for truly I cannot hate the man. But in your int'rest I know no body. ISAB. I thank you, good Mistress Bettris ! Bet. But when he saw I was so much in earnest, that my face was all fire ISAB. He saw the flushing of your anger though THE MAN S THE MASTER. 25 it were dark ; but indeed all kind of fire is most visible at night. Bet. He leapt from the balcony into the street ; where I heard them cry, kill ! kill ! and this is the notable cause of your putting me away. IsAB. Well, you'll forgive me, if 1 must needs be to blame. Bet. I built my happiness upon your marriage. But if my zeal to serve you were known to Don John, who they say is come to town, I should hope for as ill success as I have now. IsAB. How 1 Don John, too 1 the man I fear and most abhor. After my rage against Don Lewis do you think to assuage me with the mention of Don John 1 Fare you well, maid of honour ! let me see you no more. Bet. Let the devil take Don Lewis who is the cause of this. [Exit Isabella. Enter Don Ferdinand at the other door. Ferd. What's the matter Bettris ? are you weep- ing ■! Bet. Your daughter, Sir, has dismist me from her service ; and for nothing. Sir, but for wishing her favourable opinion of Don John, because he deserves it, and you desire it. D. Ferd. That's a small cause for your dismis- sion ; but I'll endeavour to reconcile you. Bid your mistress come hither. [Exit Bettris.] They have often little quarrels ; sometimes for a curl disordered, or a black patch mis-placed ; and more often they differ in expounding of dreams ; but this is no time for expulsion of servants. If Don John D' Alverad come, who is expected to-night, I'll throw away my staff, which is my third leg, and with my other two lead 'em a dance. THE man's the master. Enter Isabella. IsAB. Sir, you are perhaps contriving my mar- riage with Don John ; but I hope you'll ordain me a death less cruel. D. Fred. Minion! you are for some unexperienc'd gallant that never travell'd but Northward, and that was to observe the variety of flaxen hair, and to bring home periwigs for presents at Court; who spends the morning in tiring good men with the repetition of ill verses, and in the afternoon lies stretched out at length in his open gilt coach, like the image of laziness drawn in triumph through the city The baggage laughs when I would have her weep. ISAB. Sir, you have reason to be angry, but I've as much cause to laugh when I behold this picture of a suitor so deform'd that he seems ridiculous. D. Ferd. You judge of a man by his picture ; let me see it ! — Ho-n^ the devil have I baited my hook at court, that I have been six months a fishing for this cods-head 1 Yet many have told me that Don John d'Alverad was a person highly esteem'd. IsAB. If he had been tolerably handsome, your command might be obey'd. D. Ferd. Well, however, you shall promise me to use him civilly, and then I'll find a remedy for your grief. Enler LuciLLA, veil'd. But here comes a lady that will not shew her self I wonder who let her in, and would not first ask, whether we would be visible? Madam, without seeing your face, or enquiring your name, you may freely command me ! Luc. Don Ferdinand, I expect no less from your civil reputation. I come to you for refuge, and THE man's the master. 27 beseech you without any witness I may tell you my misfortunes. Feed. You may. Daughter retire ! [Exit Isabella. Luc. I would I could so express my griefs that you might find some excuse for my fauits. But if you could number my tears perhaps you would confess that my eyes have been sufficiently punislit by my crimes. Feed. This stranger has no ill behaviour. Luc. Sir ! let me embrace your knees, and not rise from mine till I obtain that succour which I hope you will afford me. Ferd. This style is somewhat romantic. My foolish daughter never read romances, but, for my part, I esteem Amadis and all such ancient and discreet records of love and honour. Madam, you seem not a person to whom a gentleman should refuse any thing. Luc. Sir ! I must then give you the trouble of knowing my race, and of hearing my misfortunes. My race you will easily know, for my dead father often told me that he had made a friendship with you at Rome, and that you are a person both obliging and brave. Ferd. I owe him much for that character, and shall be ready to pay the debt to you. Luc. Sir ! Burgos is the town where I receiv'd my first being, and unfortunately the flames of love. My mother died at my birth, and my father deceas'd soon after, when he perceiv'd the misfor- tune of my love. His name was Diego d'Alverad. He bred me with great care and bounty, and he had much hope of my infancy ; but alas ! it was a false hope. My two brothers were no less oherisht by him, and I as much by them ; with whom I happily liv'd. But oh, how love did change my destiny ! 28 THE man's the master. Ferd. a thousand curses take that devil love ! it embroils us all. Luc. A stranger who came to see the triumphs at Burgos did in those tournaments appear to have no equal. We first saw one another in an assembly; I was courted by him, and did endure his courtship, or rather I was charm'd by him. He pretended to love me, and I lov'd him ; but now, Sir, let my tears speak for me. Ferd. Sure all lovers were born in April : they never mention sun-shine without a shower after it. This may teach me to marry my daughter to some gentleman whom she does not love. But, madam, pray proceed ! Luc. The rest is fatal, sir, and full of shame ! Alas my fault depriv'd me of a brother, and my afflicted father soon died after him. My passion had so overmaster'd my reason, that I still ador'd my unfaithful lover, whose return to Burgos I did two years vainly expect, and at last found that I was cruelly forsaken : and then I forsook my kindred, and, cursing fatal love, am hither guided by madness to seek that false man whom more than justly I ought to hate. Ferd. Is not this sufficient to teach parents to marry their daughters without any least mention of love ? Madam, how the devil could you be cousen'd with love ? Luc. Alas, sir ! he told me he would be faithful. But women shou'd never believe that beauty can sufficiently oblige the hearts of men, especially if men be so handsome as to prevail on women. Ferd. I am glad Don John's picture renders him ugly. Luc. Oh Don Ferdinand ! I am a fearful example for having too much believ'd a cruel tiger, who triumphs over me, disguising his name as THE man's the master. 29 falsely as his faith : a name which no man seems to know, yet I am certain he lurks hereabouts. To you I address my self as my last remedy, and I demand your aid to find him out ! I know the quality you bear about this place may apprehend him, and force him to do me reason. Feed. I shall be one of Cupid's baylies, and watch to arrest a man for debts of love. Luc. I'll not alledge my father nor his memory, but by your own glory will conjure you, and not oblige you by any phrase of flattery. Ferd. Madam, to be short, I. am your humble servant ; and such 1 have been ever to your father, who did me the honour to call me brother. Dispose of all my power ! My daughter shall endeavour to assuage your griefs. Enter Bettris. Bet. Your nephew, sir, desires your ear for something of importance. Ferd. [To Ludlla.^ Madam, my return shall be sudden ! Bettris lead her to my apartment, and admit my nephew presently. [Exeunt Lucilla, Bettris. The chance is odd that this lady proves the sister of my elected son-in-law. I must present her to him if he will see her. My nephew and I will join our powers to seek her lover, and to do her justice. Enter Don Lewis. dear Don Lewis, my brave nephew, what brings you hither? How may I serve you? D. Lewis. Sir, a friend of mine has lately adver- tis'd me of a quarrel coming towards me, and I am come for your advice, who are a perfect judge of combats of honour. 30 THE man's the master. Ferd. If you can employ no other whom you love more than me, nor that loves you more than I do, I'm at your service. What is that paper in your hand 1 D. Lewis. I'll read it to you. Ferd. Do ! for I have lost my spectacles. D. Lewis (reads) : — " The younger brother of him whom you killed upon some love accompts, departs from this place to-day to go where you are. I know not perfectly the occasion, but am certain that to give you notice of it is not ill done by your servant, Don Pedro Ossorio." Ferd. Where did you encounter him who is slain 1 D. Lewis. In Burgos ! Ferd. Was he a cavalier 1 D. Lewis. Yes ! and my great friend. Ferd. In single combat 1 D. Lewis. No, by mistake, in the darkness of the night. Ferd. TeU me the manner of it. D. Lewis. Y'ou remember the triumplis at Burgos for the first Infante. A friend of mine in- vited me thither to shew me the common valour of our nation in the Juego de Toros. The night after the triumph he led me to see the ladies at a ball, where I was conquer'd by a beauty, and she by me ; but this great happiness soon turn'd into a great misfortune. Ferd. Well, sir, proceed ! D. Lewis. I was allow'd the honour the next day to give her a visit, lov'd her sincerely, and be- ing one night together I heard an attempt to break open the door. I saw her tremble and drew my sword for her safety. She took the candle and blew it out. The door was open'd, and I was at- tacqu'd, and in the encounter, not having the use of my eyes, there fell at my feet one mortally THE MAN S THE MASTER. 31 wounded ; the darkness made my escape easy. But in the morning I was overwhelm'd with grief, being inform'd that the person slain was brother to my mistress, and the same intimate friend, who invited me to Burgos. Ferd. These are the effects of love ! and yet my foolish daughter will needs be in love before she marry. D. Lewis. My escape from Burgos was easy, because I was not known in public. You see the intelligence which is given me, and of what use your counsel may be in the affair. A gentleman is in search of me, who is led hither by revenge. It were loss of honour to avoid him, and it were cruelty to kill him. But somebody knocks at your gate. [Knocking within. Ferd. And rudely too. Who dares be thus in- solent 1 Enter Betteis. Bet. 0, sir ! give me a hundred crowns for my good news. Ferd. Pray stay tiU they are told out, and give me the news first. Bet. Where is my mistress ? Her suitor is be- low all over powder'd and perfum'd. He seems a merry and innocent man, for he laughs at every- thing as if he had no more cares than a capuchin. Lewis. Sir ! it seems you have a design to marry my cousin, and secretly. Ferd. Yes! D. Lewis (aside). How am I wounded with this news ! Ferd. Bid my daughter come down. Make haste ! Bet. You need not doubt my speed when I'm to bring lovers together. , 32 THE man's the master. D. Lewis. How shall I bear this persecution 1 Feed, (aside). I shall have use of all my under- standing to get clear from the perplexity of my divided int'rest. My nephew has kill'd the brother of him who is to marry my daughter. Enter Isabella. Lewis. I shall grow mad ! Ferd. Come, Isabella ! we must prepare to meet your suitor. IsAB. Or rather to meet death. [Exeunt. Enter Sancho, Jodelet, in Don John's haUt ; Don John in Jodelet's haUt. D. John. I told you my master's name. Sanch. You did ! D. John. And does your master know that he is here 1 Sanch. He doth ! D. John. Sure Don Ferdinand's detain'd by some important business ? Sanch. He is ! D. John. I hope when J;hat's dispatcht, Don John shall have the honour to kiss his hands. Sanch. He shall ! D. John. This laconic fool makes brevity ridic- ulous. JoD. An ass for brevity's sake should have cropt ears and a bob'd tail. D. John. My master is arriv'd upon design of alliance with yours, and I hope we, who are their servants, may beco^me akin to one another by friendship. Sanch. 'Tis fit ! D. John. Your hand Sanch. Take it ! D. John. Your name ? Sanch. Sancho! THE man's the master. 33 D. John. 'Tis well ! Sanch. Your name ? D. John. Jodelet ! Sanch. Good! [They embrace. JOD. Friend you are a man of brevity. I would your master were so too. Shall I not see him ? Sanch. You shall ! JoD. But, by your favour, in what quantity of time ? Sanch. A trice. JoD. I'm satisfied. But have not yet satisfied you for your diligence : I'm sorry 'tis the fashion for gallants to carry no money about 'em. \Feels in his pockets and finds no moneij. Sanch. That's ill ! JoD. But my trunks are coming. Sanch. That's good ! JoD. If my sumpter proves lame I shall borrow of your master rather than be in debt to his man. D. John. He means to represent me first by shewing his bounty. JoD. I grow impatient, and must be diverted. Friend, what is there here to see ? Sanch. The house! JOD. I use to spend my time in things of more importance. Jodelet ! D. John. Sir I JoD. Enquire if his master be learned. Sanch. He's so so. JoD. Let's visit his library ! Yet, now I think on't, I have had my head twice crackt with reaching down great books from high shelves. Well, 'tis strange how, since my childhood, I ever lov'd huge great books, and could read in 'em as easily as if they were but little. D. John. This is to shew he is a man of learning. JoD. Next to great books I love intoUerable long , V. c 34 THE man's the master. letters in short hand. If I had one here, you should see me begin at "Loving kind Friend," and m a moment end at, "Yours as his own." D. John. This shews him a man of business and of dispatch too. JoD. This, I take it, is your anti-chamber. The floor is smooth, but somewhat bare : my rooms at home are all matted. D. John. How like a dull rogue he boasts of his rich furniture. Sanch. We use no mats. JoD. Why, friend 1 Sanch. For fear JoD. Of what ] Sanch. Of fleas. JOD. Alas, poor poor things ! they do no harm. We never use to kill 'em. D. John. Now he shews himself a man of mercy. Sanch. In this country ■ JoD. Well, speak your mind. Sanch. Fleas use JoD. What? Sanch. To bite. JoD. We have abundance of 'em, but not a man of mine does ever feel 'em. Sanch. That's strange ! JoD. My family feeds well,* and then they sleep so soundly that puneses cannot wake 'em. Lord, how I love to hear my servants snore after dinner. D. John. Now he shews his hospitality. Sanch. [To D. John]. We shall all grow fat when your master keeps house here. Yet you, methinks, are somewhat lean. D. John. I thought this fellow's tongue had been wound up like a clock to regular stops, but * Altered in edition of 1775 to " No ; the scoundrels feed ■well." THE MAN S THE MASTER. 35 now it struck above twelve words. Sir, I may trust you, who are hereafter to be my faithful friend. The chief reason why I am not fat is, most especially, because I am in love with three of our neighbours' maids. Sanch. Three? D. John. I confess I am unfortunate in it. Sanch. You are ! D. John. My grandmother was a poetess, and a great observer of love, and was wont to put her thoughts into verse, which were very pithy. Sanch. And short? D. John. She wrote according to her own size, for she was a very short woman. Shall I repeat 1 Sanch. Pronounce! D. John. A ruddy sanguine man Grows quickly pale and wan, And is by love undone, Even when he loves but one. But I am much mistaken If two will not make. As lean as a rake, A lover fat as bacon. Enter Don Feed., Don Lewis, Isabel, Bettris. D. Ferd. Don John ! first for your father's sake, then for your own, I must embrace; nay, let me bind you close to my heart. JoD. Sir, you may clasp me as hard as you please, for I'll assure you I am very sound both spring and fall. D. Ferd. (Aside). Sound ? that's an odd assur- ance from a son-in-law. Sir, you are welcome ! JoD. I knew that before, sir ; which may give you a small taste of my understanding. Pray speak only things that are necessary ; for I love few words. 36 THE man's the mastek. D. Feed. This son-in-law will prove wise. [Isabella draws Jodelefs picture, and loohs on it aside. IsAB. The painter has done him no wrong. D. John. {Aside). Her beauty exceeds all that any pencil can describe. [Don John looks on Isabella's picture aside. JOD. My father-in-law looks as gravely as an owl at noon percht over a church porch. D. Ferd. I fear my son-in-law is not very elo- quent ; he speaks in private between the teeth. IsAB. (Aside). Was ever deformity copied with more exact proportion to the original 1 JoD. \To Isabel] 1 can see you through my fingers, and know you at first sight by the picture you sent me. Bet. He's one of those subtle spies who peeps through the key-hole when the door is open. JoD. [To Isabel]. You think me a very desperate man. IsAB. Why so, sir 1 JoD. For coming near so bright a sun as you are, without a parasol, umbrellia,* or a bongrace. IsAB. You intend to be very witty, sir. JoD. I tell you again, my bright sun, not one among a thousand would venture his complexion so near you as I do. But what care I for being tann'd. Bet. 'Tis but fleaing the old skin, and when your cheeks are raw the crimson will appear presently. JoD. That damsel is too pert. Dear chuck of my cheeks ! you should keep these paraqueetos in a cage. How many of 'em have you 1 'Slight, I think I'm left alone ; Jodelet ! where are all my people 1 Jodelet ! THE man's the master. 37 D. John. Sir ! JOD. My heart beats too much at sight of my mistress. If I faint with love be sure to hold me up. D. John. I shall, sir ! JoD. Lady, you say nothing : but I'm glad you are silent, for, if you should shew as much wit as you do beauty, I were a dead man. Jodelet ! D. John. Sir ! JoD. To drive away the sorrows of love, I pri- thee break a jeast or two, or tell my mistress some of mine to cure her melancholy. ISAB. My father has made a rare choice. This extraordinary fool is only fit for Christmas. JOD. Don Ferdinand, do you always serve for a skreen to your daughter 1 D. John. (Aside). Unlucky rogue ! what devil taught thee to ask that ] D. Lewis. That question is not very civil. JoD. Those that are angry may shew their teeth; but let them be sure that they be sharp. D. Lewis. Sir, no man will doubt yours. JOD. Those who dare doubt mine may meet me at dinner ; and after dinner may walk a turn in the field. It may be wholesome for some, but for others it may prove dangerous. ISAB. He grows angry. JoD. May not a man see a snip of her face 1 I pray, lady of my lips, blink on me a little with one eye. Don Ferdinand, let somebody bring her near me ! or at least shew me her hand, or her arm, or a little of her leg. D. John. This coarse villain has been bred in a butcher-row. Feed. My daughter had reason : my son-in-law is a coxcomb. JoD. Lord, how nice they are of their brides in 3S THE man's the master. this country ! anywhere else I might ere this have had a dozen kisses. Ferd. How I am vext at his want of breeding ! Job. Father-in-law you must pardon me. I am a little boist'rous, hut I am very loving. My dainty duckling, may I know what gust* you take in hav- ing the honour to see me ? D. Lewis. That's civilly askt. Feed. 0, impertinent son-in-law. JOD. They laugh ! I shall be loth to many in so foolish a kindred as have no more wit than to laugh at me. Don Ferdinand, pray call for a chair! you are ill serv'd ; but I will vouchsafe to reach one myself. D. Ferd. {Aside). I say again, my son-in-law is a very coxcomb. Bettris, reach a chair ! JoD. Sweet syrrop of my soul, pray tell me, do you wear chopeens If In truth if you do not, you are of a reasonable good stature, and worthy of me. D. Lewis. An excellent good compliment ! JoD. That young man is given to prating. Tell me, my bright sun, do you shine on him 1 ISAB. He is my cousin German. Feed. I pronounce, the third time, that my son- in-law is a coxcomb, D. John. This cousin German revives my jealousy. JoD. Lady, have you never an ear-picker about you 1 there's something tickles me within,]: and I broke mine with picking my teeth. What, all laughing again ? Lady, you laugh scurvily ! you laugh like a monkey that has stol'n cherries j he, he, he, he ! * Taste. + See Vol. i. p. 335. J " Have you never a patch-box about you ? There's some- thing tickles me on my nose." — Ed. 1775. THE man's the master. 39 D. Lewis. [To Isabel] Cousin, you do not satisfy the gentleman. He askt you e'en now how you did relish the honour of seeing him. ISAB. I must confess I never saw his equal both in body and mind. JoD. Madam, every one says as much of me. But the twenty thousand crowns, — are they ready ? Let's despatch the marriage ! D. Lewis. How, Don John 'i you are mercenary. JoD. Those who believe it are very desperate. But would I could meet 'em in Alverad. D. Lewis. In Alverad ! Had you not a brother, sir^ JoD. Yes, whom a base murderer killed in the dark. D. John. If Don John could find the murderer he would eat his heart ; but the coward hides him- self D. Lewis. This groom is very impudent. But, friend, I have been told D. John. What have you been told, sir ? D. Lewis. That it was merely by mischance. D. John. He lied that told you so! It was treachery. D. Lewis. [To Isabel.] Do you observe his sauci- ness ? ISAB. Methinks his anger has something grace- ful in it. D. Lewis. Then you allow his insolence ? IsAB. He shews no meanness in his courage. D. Lewis. [To D. John.] I shall find you ! D. John. You may, for I shall never avoid you. ISAB. O pity, hide thine eyes ! how canst thou see such gallantry in such a low condition ? D. Lewis. Wer't not in this place, I should make you silent. 40 THE man's the master; JoD. My man is almost as valiant as myself, but a little rash. D. Lewis. Uncle, shall I endure this from that groom? D. Ferd. I charge you be discreet. Here's a fair beginning of a marriage. JoD. My dear dumpling, let 'em quarrel ; and let us talk and be witty, and sell bargains. D. Ferd. Sir, you ha'not yet seen the house. Bettris make haste, open the gallery ! Nephew, I conjure yovi to make use of your discretion. Come, gentlemen, what do you stay for ? JoD. I love the down-right familiarity of Alve- rad, and hate compliment. D. Ferd. That's for saving of time. JoD. We often, out of heartiness and haste, salute ladies with our hats on. D. Ferd. Do you so, sir 1 JoD. Yes, and take 'em by the hand without the tedious ceremony of pulling off our gloves. D. Ferd. 'Tis true, time is a precious thing and ought to be sav'd. Son-in-law it becomes you. [Exeunt omnes* Enter Bettris, Stephano. Bet. Retire to the garret over that chamber where I must hide your master, and there you must lye close. Steph. I should lye closer if you were with me. Bet. Certainly you men are very cold creatures ; you are always wishing for something to keep you warm. Steph. Ah, Bettris ! a garret without a chimney is a cold habitation. But if you were near me * In the edition of 1775 the scene changes here to " Garden- Chamber, " with the entrance of Saneho, Don John, and Laura, the intermediate passages being deleted. THE MAN S THE MASTER. 41 Bet. I know but one hoop in the world can bmd us close together. Steph. What do you mean 1 Bet. a wedding-ring. Steph. That's a strong hoop indeed, and will hold out long. I have no land nor house ; and though there are many houses in town, yet those tenants never get much furniture who begin with a cradle. I am not rich enough to marry. Bet. That's ill news, but I will tell you better. Steph. I prithee do. Bet. At night when the masters are abed, the men shall have a sack-posset. Steph. And shall they be very merry with the maids 1 Bet. Yes, unless the men be in love, for then, alas, they'll do nothing but sigh. Steph. What lady is that whom your mistress does conceal 1 Bet. I know her not. Sancho does manage that design ; her maid is his sweetheart. Steph. Shall she be with us 1 Bet. He has invited her. Yon wish my com- pany and enquire after her. None but a cold bed- fellow would have two warming-pans. JEnter Sancho, Don John, Laura. D. John. Signior Sancho, there is nothing more medicinal against the consumption of love than a sack-posset. But shall I be at it 1 Sancho. You shall ! D. JojiN. I am much oblig'd to you for the in- vitation. Sancho. You are ! D. John. I hope I may have leave to seal an acquaintance on this fair gentlewoman's hand. Sancho. You may ! [X*. John salutes Laura. 42 THE man's the master. Laura. You are pleas'd to make use of your authority. Sancho. I am ! Laura. I pray thee give me leave to salute Mis- tress Bettris. Sancho. Do ! Steph. The favour ought to go round. I hope I shall not be a stranger to your mistress. Sancho. No! [Stephana salutes Laura. D. John. Your authority extends so far as to make me likewise known to Mistress Bettris. Sancho. It doth ! [D. John salutes Bettris. Bet. Well, we shall be all happy when our lords and ladies are asleep. There is nothing so sweet as midnight and sack-posset. Is there, Signior Sancho ? Sancho. Yes! Bet. What can be sweeter in this bitter world ? Sancho. Buss and posset. Isabel [within]. Bettris !* Bet. My lady calls me ! Let every one hasten to their appointed stations. Steph. The next time when our masters go to bed early, we must be contented to sit up late. Bet. Alas I we servants are miserable. Wp must be fain to watch when they sleep. D. John. Pray let us meet cheerfully, and with short ceremonies. Sancho. And long spoons. [Exeunt all several ways hut Don John. D. John. I have more light to lead my jealousy. And now must seek the man to whom revenge Is yet indebted for my brother's blood ; Than where my vain imprudent sister lives, And where her perjur'd friend. Well, it grows strong In my belief that Isabella's cousin * In the edition 1775, instead of this, a Ml rings within. THE MAN S THE MASTER. 43 Is he whom I discem'd in the balcony ; Oh Isabel ! be wise as thou art fair ; Turn not my love to dangerous despair. [Exit. Act III., Scene I. Enter Don Lewis, Stephano. D. Lewis. Urge me no more ! the lot is cast. Steph. In troth, Don John is much beholden to you. You have forsaken his sister, kill'd his bro- ther, and now pretend to his wife. • D. Lewis. My hope relies on my perseverance, and on Eettris, and on thee ; on my uncle, on Isa- bella, and on myself. I rely much too on the rude- ness of Don John's behaviour, but most of all on the civility of my goddess Fortune. Enter Bettris. Bet. sir, is it you 1 Steph. None but a maid who loves to meet men in the dark would ask that question with her eyes open. Bet. You are still drawing the fool's weapon : I pray put up your tongue. I come not to you, but to your master. D. Lewis. Dear Bettris, tell me a little of the son-in-law. Bet. Would you have but a little when much may be spoken 'i He dined, and did eat till his doublet grew so narrow that 'twas dangerous to sit near him ; for his buttons flew about like a volley of shot, and after dinner he retired to a dirty entry, where he slept on a bench and snor'd in concert, like three fat carriers in one bed. But I'll tell you what pass'd besides. 44 THE man's the master. D. Lewis. My poor Bettris ! Bet. My poor Don Lewis ! D. Lewis. My fortune I expect from thee. Bet. And mine from you : but you have yet proceeded no further than promise ; yet that's suffi- cient to one who abhors interest. D. Lewis. I prithee ask my man if I have not left my gold under my bolster ; and whether I am not to-morrow to receive four hundred duckets. Bet. Well, well ! hear me in few words. Don Ferdinand your uncle has chaf 'd himself into a fever : he would fain be disengag'd. Your dear Isabella is more vext than he. Now is the time or never : you must endeavour to see her : and give her as many promises as those make who intend to keep none. Write her poetical letters, and be sure not to leave out her lilies nor her roses : you must weep, sigh, and pull off your periwig, that you may tear your own hair : tell her you'll cut your own throat, or at least that you know an easy way to hang your self D. Lewis. Concerning that, Bettris, you may safely pass your word for me. Bet. If the insolence of passion will not prevail, you must resume your modesty, whine civilly, and only wish your self dead ; and be not amaz'd when she grows impatient. What, you smile at this good counsel 1 D. Lewis. No, but it seems a little new. Bet. The practice of it is as ancient as the love- tricks in Troy. But I have stay'd too long. Be- shrew my heart for my kindness to you. Go, sir, steal through the garden door ! Farewell, sir, and I pray give your man leave to shift your trenchers before they are empty. He looks leaner than Lent, Steph. Farewell, false money. Bet. Eemember that I dipt your beard, by THE man's the master. 45 moon-shine, with the gard'ner's great sheers when you lay asleep like a dead perdue in the arbour. O, y'are a proper watchman to attend lovers. Steph. My beard, Mistress Marmalad J Bet. Yes, when my lady's little dog smelt you out, by the broken meat in your pocket. Steph. "Well, I'll marry thee for a month, that I may get authority to swadle* thee for having no portion. lExeunt. Enter Ferdinand, Isabella. Feed. I'll rather die of naked poverty than break my word. Isab. Dear father ! Feed. You are a fool, and all that you can hope- is, that I may defer your marriage a few days. But was ever any business so incumber'd ^ My son-in- law is offended, and, my nephew being the cause of it, I ought to be so too. Shall I abandon one and join with the other? I owe myself to one by blood, and to the other by honor. Isab. It seems, sir, 'twas Don Lewis that kill'd his brother. Feed. Yes, and, to encrease the perplexity, the sister of Don John implores me against him : how can I, in honor, refuse to assist her ? and to-day my nephew tells me, he has need of my advice against a man whom he has doubly offended, and that man must be my son-in-law. Head ! hold out one day, and split not during this storm of busi- ness. Farewell! I'll go taste f my son-in-law. [Exit. Isab. And I'll go weep. heaven ! to what a brute am I condemn'd 1 Was not my aversion * To beat with a cudgel. By law, a man was allowed, and the act is believed to be still extant, to beat his wife "with a rattan, if not above the thickness of his thumb. " ; t Touch upon the subject to. 46 THK man's the master. a suf&cient torment without giving me a new affliction by another passion 1 Was't not enough to be unhappy by the address of the master, but I must love his man? Ah, my stars hate me too much, when they make me love one whom I dare not name to my own ear. Must I adore him who never can be mine, and at the same time abhor the person for whom I am decreed 1 A third evil is join'd to th'other two. Don Lewis, whom I hate, loves me. At once I hate, and fear, and am in love. 0, who can deliver me from this entangled destiny ? Enter Don Lewis. D. Lewis. 'Tis I, charming Isabella! that will deliver you, and disengage you from Don John : for since Don Lewis, whom you have despis'd, is riiow admitted to your favour, your breath contains my rival's destiny. Proscribe him with one word, and, with this sword I am his executioner. ISAB. Oh heav'ns ! dare you propose a mischief of this bloody shape 1 Be gone, unhappy wretch ! thou art unworthy of that pity, which, to the injury of justice, thy name and blood being mine, makes me afford thee. How canst thou love me if thou thinkst me capable even but to hear thy black design? Fly, fly to Burgos with thy per- fidiousness, and there go act thy tragedies. Go and deceive the sister of the brother thou hast slain. D. Lewis. Hah ! if ever ISAB.- Peace, peace, thou blackest of ill spirits! or I "will fill the house with exclamations. Enter Bettris. Bet. Pray, speak low ! Don Ferdinand and the son-in-law are upon the stairs, they may hear you. How shall we shift Don Lewis away, for Don THE man's THE MASTER. 47 John's man is in the next chamber ? I would he would shew his extraordinary discretion and good mein some where else. ISAB. What shall we do 1 D. Lewis. If I durst appear — — ISAB. Keep your expedients for your own use ; 'tis I that am concern'd now. D. Lewis. If his angry man ISAB. Hold, sir! he seems not one whose anger may be tam'd with threat'ning. Bettris ! Bet. Madam, I tremble all over. What think you if I awhile conceal Don Lewis in your chamber? ISAB. Dispose of him any where, provided he be far from my sight. Bet. Madam, be froward then a while ! and raise your voice, and call me bold and impudent. ISAB. I understand you. [Exeunt Bon Lewis, Bettris. You say Don John is not handsome 1 [Isabella speaks loud. What, he displeases you 1 you'll mend his making? I like him as he is. I would my father heard you. Y'are insolent, be gone ! Enter Don Ferdinand, Jodelet, and Don John. Ferd. We hear you, daughter. You are angry ! ISAB. 'Tis only for a trifle which my maid has lost. JOD. Humph ! This will not pass ; for though I'm stuft in the head, yet I can blow my nose as well as another to smell things out. No, no, I see I may make love long enough before you smicker* at me. You may e'en keep your portion, I shall find my land in the old place. ISAB. How, sir, will you be gone 1 JOD. When two or three have sufficiently fot- * Look amorous. 48- THE man's the master: sworn themselves to you, then you'll tuck up your petticoats and follow me to Alverad. D. John. This dull rogue, for fear he should not be unlucky enough to do me mischief, makes it up with inundations of folly. Ferd. Son-in-law, methinks your behaviour is a little out of fashion, and, in plain terms, you want wisdom. JoD. Father-in-law, this is but a trick of mine to try her love. I'll sound her heart though it lies as deep as her belly. Ferd. Nay, they are politic in your province, But if my daughter be thoroughly anger'd JoD. These are a kind of witty frumps* of mine like selling of bargains ; I'll come oif well enough. Let's walk into the gallery ! D. Feed. For fear this extraordinary brute should find out his sister, I'll leave him in the hands of his mistress. Stay here a while, sir, with my daughter. I must part from you one moment upon a pressing occasion ! [Exit D. Ferd, JoD. My dainty dear ! your father being gone, and here being none but friends left, you may swear to me in private how much you love me. I'll say nothing to anybody. I can keep secrets ; for when I'm askt what a clock 'tis, I never teU for fear men should take me for a blab. Isab! Sir, I'll deal freely with you. I was never in love tiU to-day : I had formerly an aversion to it, disdain was all my passion. Believe me, sir, the flame of love is only known to me since your arrival. But since my love can meet none equal to it, should it rejoice when it encounters yours 1 No, sir, to the contrary ; I'm in extreme pain to see you love me, and that I must likewise love. JoD. Humph ! if I had not a great deal of wit I should hardly understand you. * Inventions. Lies. THE MAN'S THE MASTER. 49 TsAB. Your passion equals not the price of mine, Though what is with you, and to you belongs, Is e'en all that which I do most adore, Yet in you is all that which I abhor. JOD. Hah ! what belongs to me, and is with me, you adore, and what is in me, you abhor. Lady to such dark sayings as these, the ancient philosophers of Alverad make answer in a subtle question; which is, riddle my riddle, what's this 1 ISAB. Sir, I must justify my meaning to you. You doubt my flame, but, sir, I say again I love that which is yours, and love it much. In seeing it I altogether see The object of my love, and then I burn and tremble, Burn with desire, and tremble with my fear. You cause at once my joy and sorrow too ;* What evil can there be more strange and rare Which when I hide I then almost declare 1 If I, to ease my pain, my mind reveal I danger bring to that which I would heal. D. John. She has wit prevailing as her beauty, but 'tis mystical. JoD. If men swear they are bewitcht when they are in love, then I, being in love, may say you are a witch, especially because you speak things as hard to be understood as charms. D. John. love! why art thou born with the disease of jealousy ? All curses meet upon Don Lewis ! JoD. You, my serving man, come nearer and make love for me, and afterwards we'll do it by turns. D. John. But sir JoN. How, coxcomb t perhaps you would give me counsel. Am not I your master^ does any * "And my despair." folio. V. U 50 THE man's the master. man know so much as you the love I bear her, and who then can better tell her of it 1 That's fine y' faith ! Belike I want understanding to direct what's fit to be done. D. John. Madam, I must obey since I am com- manded. JOD. The fellow is afraid ! Madam, he wants a little breeding, yet I have been a pattern to him above seven years. IsAB. Sure he has been an ill observer then. JoD. Sirrah, I say advance ! and court her handsomely, whilst I go to the gate, and consult with the porter how to scatter a little gold amongst the servants, to shew my bounty and make friends. ISAB. How shall I then get Don Lewis ouf! curse on this fool ! Sir, you must needs stay : for if th' original be gone you'll have an ill account of the copy ; 'tis a hard thing to draw love well. JOD. If she should be now really in love with me, (Z>. John courts her in whispers.) then I were in a fine case. My master wants no cudgels ; and I should be the most beaten bridegroom that ever meddled with more than his match. Let me con- sider. Hah, Master Valet de Chambre ! Have I put you there to do nothing ? You talk in her ear, sirrah ; either speak out, or keep farther off. D. John. Sir, I'm ashamed to speak loud, your worship will but laugh at me. JoD. ISIo doubt of that. But I've a mind to laugh, for, to say truth, I am afraid of sighing. She damnable handsome ! [Aside. D. John \to Isabel aside]. When love's afraid, do not that fear despise ; Flame trembles most when it doth highest rise ; And yet my love may justly be disdain'd, Since you believe it from a lover feign'd. I am not here that which I ought to be, THE man's the master. 51 I serve, yet from all bonds but yours am free. Thbtigh player-like I feign my master's part, Yet real jealousy afflicts my heart : For whikt his feigned rival I appear, I then another real rival fear. ISAB. This language has more mystery than mine. JoD. A real rival ! That's I, or Don Lewis. A pox o' these intoxicating riddles ; can any man stand still when charms make his head turn round? I'll hear no more of 'em. Avaunt, Jodelet ! thou art a foolish conjurer ! Presto, be gone ! D. John. Is your worship in earnest ? JOD. I've a thought in my head worth the weight of it in gold. Hah ! now I have lost it. Sweet nosegay of my nose, when I remember you I always forget my self : or else 'tis that baggage, Bettris, which transports me ; for, to say truth, she runs in my mind too. My serving-man, be gone ! D. John. I must obey you, sir. JoD. You'ld fain stay to sing " Loth to depart." Why when I say [D. John goes and stays dose at the door.'] 1 will be left alone with my mistress. ISAB. How, sir, alone ? what wiU the servants say 1 JoD. What can they say when I think fit to be private ? ISAB. I'm sure Bettris will take notice of it. JoD. That's true, for Bettris likes me so well, that if she sees us making love it may cost her half her life. But that's all one : I love you only. ISAB. Yes, and Bettris also. JOD. Faith, lady, I am free of making my best parts known. What ! I have made you jealous of me? That's another of my politic love tricks. I'm grown so subtle that the devil will be afraid of 52 THE man's the master. me. But let him shun me then : for, take one time with another, he, does me more hurt than good. ISAB. But, sir, -what mean you i Why must we be alone ? JOD. To shew my confidence : for let 'em say what they will, I dare trust myself with you. I have not seen the halcony yet. Let's go take the air. ISAB. There is no wind stirring. D. John. What new firk of folly has enter'd into the rascal's head 1 I must observe him. JOD. Come along, sweet heart ! IsAB. You shall excuse me, sir. I'll not stir from hence. JoD. How ! not stir 1 My dear, you must know I'm very choleric ISAB. What drawn by force ? Y'are insolent ! [He offers to reach her hand. JOD. My duck you are squeamish. Lord, what diff'rence there is in people ! you see I am not so IsAB. Rude wretch, forbear ! wer't not for that patience which is ordain'd me by my father, I'd tear your eyes out with these hands. - ' JoD. With those hands ? you'd please 'me mofej if you would let me kiss 'em. IsAB. Sir, you are mad, and would make me so too. Is this the brutish courtship of your pro- vince ? " [Exit. D. John. O villain ! you would presume to kiss her hand 1 [D. John surprises him. JoD. 'Tis a strange thing to see how men may be mistaken. 'Twas she, sir, would presume to kiss mine. D. John. Slave ! you are in jeast then, and you think I'm so too. I'll make you repent your impu- dence [D. John stiikes him. THE man's the master. 53 JoD. Sir ! why master ! pray sir ! D. John. Pattern of rogues ! thou gallows climber ! [D. John kicks him. JOD. Nay, pray, sir, do not punish behind ! all that I said to her was face to face. Enter Isabella. ISAB. 'Tis anger, and grows loud. Pray heav'n, they have not found the mischievous Don Lewis ! D. John. Dog ! you may be glad that my re- spect to her presence stops my fury. JoD. Now she's here, if I should strike him he dares not discover himself. [Jodelet assaults D. John. I'll teach you to speak ill of Isabella. Is she but reasonable handsome ? Hah ! ISAB. Ah, do not strike him, sir ! Be not cruel to your servant. \Jod. speaks low and fast to Don John. JoD. Sir, I must counterfeit your person to the life ; you use to kick too. I have a great mind to give you a taste of my foot, that I may resemble you thoroughly. D. John. Be less in earnest' when you counter- feit, or I'll cut your throat. ISAB. Rude man ! what has he done to you ? JoD. These are choleric heats which pass away, lady. If I should kick him I could not hurt him ; he's all oak behind, mere wainscote-board We who have tender toes are ill provided for tough bums. \p. John speaks softly to him again. D. John. Sirrah ! were not she here JoD. He sits too much on bare benches and joint-stools. I must buy cushions for him to make Jtlim softer. ISAB. But how has he deserved this usage 1 54 THE MAN'S THE MASTER. JoD. He said your beauty could not kill a man a mile off. IsAB. Was that all, sir? If he hates me, alas! he knows not yet he is ingrateful. D. John. I can no longer defer it. I must dis- cover my self JoD. Sirrah, begone ! Expect nothing from me but a cudgel to measure your bones. Lady, may I not strip him naked, and keep his clothes . now 1 turn him away ? ISAB. O no, sir, if I have any credit with yon, turn him not away. D. John (Aside). Did ever rogue use his master thus, or master so foolishly trust the discretion of his man t Job. My lily, white lamb ! you are too merciful. I cannot stay near you upon such cowardly terms. I'll into the garden a while. We men of mettle use to walk a turn to cool our courage. [Exit. IsAB. (Aside). Iblush, and know. not what to say. Is love a crime when it usurps a monarch's power In giving dignity. to that which it esteems? You were ere while another person and [To lion John. Did represent Don John, and then I spoke Some words which you might misinterpret to Be love. But, you are now poor Jodelet, And ought to alter your opinion of my Passion since your person's chang'd. D. John. Madam, if I had reason to believe That you esteem'd Don John, 1 should grow weary Of my being as I am, and represent again The person that I was. ISAB. Sure yon esteem him much, since you Can take such pleasure in assuming of his love. D. John. Next my desire of Heav'n I wish Don John theman's the master. 55 Made happy by your love with Hymen's rites. ISAB. I'll leave you till you learn to ask of Heaven A better destiny for me, that so I may Be taught to make an equal wish for you. D. John. Her love does still grow darker, yet I see, By too much light, my cause of jealousy. \_ExU. Enter Bettris. Bet. Don John, your country-lover is gone into the town to learn civility. He needs not stay long, for he may be taught it in the street by every mule he meets. ISAB. Did you see him go out ? Bet. Madam, he is not found about the house ; and I may now release Don Lewis from his con- finement. ISAB. Be sure you do it presently ; and then make haste to find me in the garden. [Exit. Bet. I saw just now the weeping lady ; she's unluckily broke loose too. I would we were well rid of these foolish lovers. Sure common under- standing has left the world. Young people cannot meet privately but they must needs fall in love. [ExU* Enter Lucilla veU'd. Luc. 'Tis strange Don Ferdinand should use me thus. Is this protection when he strait abandons me 1 He told me he would' return in a moment ; and then, as if grown weary of civility, and of lending me his chamber for shelter, he went per- haps to divert himself in the town. I heard just now a noise like the confusion of a quarrel. This is an ill sign of my secure retreat. I must proceed * In the edition of 1775 from the entrance of Bettris down to this point is omitted. 56 THE man's the master. in order to my safety ; and yet I ought t'advertise them before I go. Sure, this is Isabella's chamber ; the door is open ! I'll in, and take my leave of her. Enter Don Lewis. Hah ! I discern a man, and I can't avoid him. D. Lewis. I hope my friend Bettris, whom I have bound to me with the strings of my purse, does mean to make this chamber my lodging. dear Isabella 1 whither would you run so fast ? [He spies Lucilla veil'd. How, will you not vouchsafe to hear me 1 Alas f allow me but one word. You have reproacht my love as criminal ; thinking some other beauty has possest my heart. Have I not sworn, that she who does pretend to it had but the promises of my pity 1 And, since I saw her at Burgos, I never did retain her in my thought ? Luc. heavens ! I have not patience to hear more. [She opens her veil] False man ! behold her now : for I am she who too much has lov'd thee, and whom thou never lov'dst. She, whose fatal and unexperienc'd heart too soon believ'd thy many oaths. She, who does hate thee now, and will proclaim thy perjuries. She, whom thou call'dst thy soul and queen, is now without a bro- ther, without her honour, and is less provided for than birds blown off to sea by tempests. D. Lewis. Hear me but speak ! Luc. No, traitor, no ! Thy former perjuries have stopt my ears so much that I can hear no more. Help, ho ! help ! D. Lewis. Ah, madam, give me then leave to swear, and you shall soon be satisfied. Luc. Soul without faith ! canst thou again ex- pect belief ? Help, ho ! help ! THE man's the master. 57. Enter Don John. D, John. This grief is loud, and 'tis a woman's voice ! Luc. heav'ns ! -whom do I see 1 D. John. Hah 1 is not that my sister 1 Luc. [Aside.] I call for help, and heav'n has sent destruction in a brother. D. John. [Aside.] My eyes cannot mistake, she is my sister ! And th' other is the object of my jealousy. I have enough of anger for 'em both. D. Lewis. He carries mischief in his eyes, But seems in doubt, on which of us he should Direct it first. D. John. [Aside.] I am too certain of my sister's crime. But have not such sufficient proofs as may Allow my jealousy just leave to be Eeveng'd on him ; I'll then begin with her. thou unhappy, wicked woman ! Luc. If I am wicked think me then More fit to have some time for prayer. D. Lewis. Hold ! hold ! I'll undertake her quarrel, Though with that voice which brought thee hither she Was calling for revenge on me. But tell Me by what title thou pretend'st to have Authority to punish her? D. John. I ought to do it. D. Lewis. That's insolence ! Art thou not a servant 1 D. John. Don John's my master, and his honour's mine. Luc. [Aside.] My ruin was prepar'd by some, design ; 58 THE man's the master Else wherefore should my brother hide himself In this disguise 1 D. Lewis. Shall I endure to be affronted twice by him Who serves my equal 1 [Lucilla endeavours to go out. D. John. Hah ! are you going 1 Stay! who brought you to this house"! and wherefore Did you call for help 1 Luc. You shall know all. I enter'd in this chamber to see Isabella^ where I found this man ; but cannot tell for what intent he there did hide himself. T then cried out at the surprise, and tremble still D. John. Enough ! my jealousy is apt to credit his offence. I'll shut the door ! [Goes hackward and shuts the door. Luc. My fear will kill me to prevent your cruelty. D. John. Don Lewis, I shall give you cause to shew your valour D. Lewis. I think it honour'd when 'tis us'd in her defence, but it deserves a nobler trial than your hand can make Luc. Oh fatal hour ! how many deaths shall I endure 1 My perjur'd lover is yet kind when he Does strive to rescue me. [A noise of knocking within. D. Lewis. The people of the house will force the door. D. John. No matter, sir ! Let us despatch D. Feed. [Within.] Let's force our passage and break thorough. Luc. I'm counsell'd both by fear and love to Open it. THE man's the master. 59 D. John. [Speaks low to LuciUa.] Stir not to let them in ! for if by thee I am discover'd Enter Don Ferdinand and Isabella. LuciL. Ah ! Don Ferdinand ! call all your servants to your aid. . D. Ferd. Proceed not in your fury, for by death I swear, that he, who does not sheath his sword, Engages me against him. Oh, what strange Unlucky wonders meet to-day t'amaze And ruin me ! Nephew, who put you here ? Ah ! Lucilla, who discover'd you 1 And you, [Speaks to D. John. What devil urges you ? who since you came into My house have spent no minute but in quarrels. D. Lewis. Hear me, and you shall straight know all. D. John. No, let me speak ! for I can better Tell it, sir, than he. But I must first demand If Lucilla did not in your house conceal her self ? And likewise if Don Lewis be not your near kins- man? D. Ferd. The one and th' other too is true. D. John. And is't not reason that a servant, sir. Should own an int'rest in his master's honour ] D. Ferd. That cannot be denied. D. John. Then, sir, observe if I am wrong'd. . I enter'd here, urg'd by Lucilla's cries. She found, as I believe, by, accident, Don Lewis in this chamber where your daughter lodges. I in Lucilla saw the signs of a surprise. 'Tis evident to reason that he was hidden here all day; For I have so observ'd all passage to the street That it was hard for him to 'scape my eyes. 60 THE man's the master. D. Lewis. (Aside). This reasoning does appear too much refin'd, For one of his coarse quality. D. John. My master, who is to marry Isabella, And is brother to Lucilla, must be offended For his mistress or his sister : and it Is likely he is wrong'd in both. My duty, Therefore, is to finish my revenge upon Don Lewis. D. Lewis. You are a man of rare dispatch, who are So sure to finish that which is not yet begun • D. Ferd. Don Lewis, stay ! Art thou mad 1 Stay Jodelet ! I prithee hold ! This is the most perplext encounter that I ever saw. IsAB. He certainly is jealous for his master. Ah, Jodelet ! Let me entreat you to retire. D. John. Madam, for your sake I will prescribe the means how to defer this quarrel ; which is, that each engage his promise to me. You, Don Ferdi- nand, to render Lucilla in her brother's power when he requires it. And you, Don Lewis, to make a trial of your valour with Don John when he invites you to the field. D. Lewis. I cannot without some torment, make promises of honour to one of thy low condition, D. John. Don John, sir, is no more a man than I am. But if he fails to call you suddenly T'aooompt, then you shall know whether I'm now, Or may be made hereafter, fit to entertain your sword. D. Ferd. Enough ! we promise that which you desire. Nay, nephew, you are wont to yield to my authority. D. Lewis. Well, sir ; your pleasure is my law ; And here I give my promise. THE MAN S THE MASTER. 61 D. John. And I mine, that Don John shall justify this quarrel. D. liEWiS. Nothing does then remain but that I Your master out to-morrow. D. John. Your journey, sir, will not he far to find him. D. Ferd. I'll be the foremost in the search. D. John. You'll give me leave to follow you. D. Ferd. That will be needful, and without delay. ISAB. This man is brave and loyal where he serves. All is perplext ! love, lend me thy clue To lead me safe through this dark labyrinth. LuciL. Don Lewis now, does, after cruelty. Shew some remorse in my defence ; and I Am apt to think him penitent. But death Will soon a period give to love and fear. D. Ferd. To-morrow early is the appointed time to seek Don John. Night now has drawn her curtains close. Let me Conduct you to your several beds, where sleep May quench that fi.re which makes your anger rash. D. John. My precious rogue stole out to shun a quarrel. His fear does ever make him sick, and I Shall find him drunk, for that's his constant cure. [Exeunt. Scene II. Enter Stephano, Sancho. A Table spread with Linen, Trenchers and Spoons are set out, and Jive Chairs. Steph. This room standing in the garden, at distance from the house, seems built for our pur- 62 THE man's the master; pose. Our happy hour is near. Dear Signior Sancho, shall we be merry 1 Sancho. As maids ! Steph. Is there any creature, except man, that has the wit to be merry at midnight ? Sancho. The owl. Steph. Y'are in the right. But what shall we have to make us rejoice besides a sack-posset Sancho. Fiddles. Steph. Your words are seldom many, but always pithy. Heark ! there's something stirring behind the hanging. Sanch. a rat ! Steph. If it be a rat, then it has shoes on, for it treads hard. I rather fear 'tis the old rat-catcher, your master, that has caught us here in a trap. Who's there ? JoD. [Within, speaks low). A friend ! Steph. 'Tis a man's voice, but he speaks so low, that he seems more afraid than we are. Who is it t JoD. (Within). 'Tis I! Steph. That were some answer to the question, if we knew him that made it. JoD. (Within). Who are you ] Steph. To testify that our being here is not for any harm, you may know that we Sanch. Are we. Steph. Well said, Signior Sancho ; that's a valuable return of intelligence from us for what he gave of himself. JOD. Nay, if you name Signior Sancho, Enter Jodelet. Don John may appear. Steph. [Aside to Sancho.] Our sport is prevented. We may e'en hang up our fiddles, and our selves by 'em. Who sent him hither ? THE MANS THE MASTER. 63 Sanch. The devil ! Steph. Pray, sir, what occasion brought you behind the hanging 1 JoD. I was led thither by conscience. Steph. Conscience is a good guide, sir. JoD. Don Ferdinand's house is so full of quarrels as makes it very wearisome to one that has been already too much tir'd in the field with wicked entertainments of honour. Steph. Sir, you shew both your valour and your reason. JOD. My man Jodelet is honest : but the cutlers of Toledo are not able to make swords enough to furnish his duels. Steph. Say you so, sir 1 JOD. If the old roarer, Satan, were young again, my man were fit to serve him. Steph. [Aside to SancJw.] The man of, blood which he mentions is your guest to-night, Signior Sanchp, but not fit to be treated with a tame sack- posset. What shall we provide for him ? Sanch. Raw puddings. JoD. Friends, to deal entirely with you, I stole hither to hide my self, partly out of conscience, but more out of discretion : for 'tis not fit a gentle- man of my possessions, and near marriage, should upon every peevish humor of his servant venture his estate and body Sanch. Politic. Steph. But, sir, your man is coming hither. We expect him in a moment. JoD. I'll not see him till his foolish quarrels are ended. Steph. Then, sir, you must please to retire again behind the hanging. JoD. Agreed ! My friends, no words where I am. 64 THE man's the master. Steph. Fy, no, sir. But we shall stay here long. I hope you can have patience. JoD. Lord, friends, you do not yet understand my disposition, for 'tis my patience which makes me steal from quarrels. Steph. You must be as little heard as seen. I hope you are not troubled with a cold, nor apt to fall asleep 1 JoD. What mean you ? Steph. Why, sir, I would not have you cough. Sanch. Nor snore. JoD. Friends, I say again you know me not thoroughly. Tell not me of snoring : I dare snore with any man in Spain, and, hap what hap may, I'll venture again behind the hanging to hide my self. Steph. Nay, sir, we know you are valiant. Sanch. And wise. [Exit Jodelet. Enter Bettris, Laura. Bet. Sancho, our entertainment is provided ; are your stomachs ready ? Sanch. They are ! Lau. Then help to bring it to the table. Enter Don John. Sanch. In state ! [Exit and brings in a great bason with a posset. Bet. Signior Jodelet you make good your pro- mise, for you come in the very nick. Sancho. In posset time. Enter TWO young women who assist in the dance. D. John. Who are these 1 Bet. Two young married neighbours that long'd for sack-posset. D. John. Are your ladies asleep 1 THE man's the master. 65 Bet. They went to bed as early as brides, and I hope will lye as long as bridegrooms. D. John. Then the maids may be as merry as the men. Steph. And encounter a whole pail of posset. Enter Jodelet. JoD. I'll meet as many quarrels as there be drunkards in Dutchland rather than miss a sack- posset. D. John. Ha ! how comes he here ? Bet. Beshrew your heart, Signior Don John, for starting forth so suddenly. 'Tis well we were all awake. Latj. If we had not been us'd to meet men in the dark it might have frighted us. JOD. Ladies, without sans ceremony, I'll sit down first. Sanch. And I. D. John. [Whispers Jodelet.] Villain, be gone to my chamber ! you'll still discover your coarse breeding. JoD. Prithee forbear thy good manners to thy master. Sit down, sit down ! 1 say sit down. There are seasons when masters may be familiar with their men. D. John [Whispers Jodelet.] SiiTah, I'll cut your throat ! JoD. [Whispers D. John.] I had rather you should cut my throat than cousin my belly. D. John. Villain, hast thou the impudence to stay? JoD. Lord what ado here is with civilities out of season : once more I charge thee to sit down^ and I give thee leave to be familiar. D. John. Eogue ! to-morrow will come. JoD. Still over-mannerly! Ladies, pray take V. E 66 THE man's the master. your spoons. This coxcomb, my man, is so trouble- som with his untimely respects. D. John. You will not stir then ? Job. Prithee, put thy hat on ! Ladies, when I am at home and a little in drink, I often sit with my servants. D. John. Ladies and gentlemen, having my master's leave I will presume on yours. Sanch. You may. JoD. I suppose the posset is very hot, but Coragio is the word. 'Tis but the spoiling of a few good teeth. I'll venture at it. Sanch. And I. JoD. Hold, I will first taste ! 'Tis as hot as if they had strew'd it with parch't pepper instead of cinnamon. [He sputters as if his mouth were burnt. Sanch. Stay! stay! Bet. Why, Signior Sancho ? Sanch. Stir it {They all stir and tlien eat together. JoD. Ladies, you eat too fast ! [p. John rises and whispers Jodelet again. D. John. Dog ! Shew more civility, and do not disgrace the person whom you counterfeit. JoD. I tell thee 'twill not make me sick. I have been us'd to abundance of posset. This good natur'd fool takes such care of my health. Bet. Signior Jodelet, pray sit down again, and take care of your own health; possets are very wholesome. Laur. Pray do, sir. The cinnamon is good against wind. Steph. Mistress Bettris, here's to your good health, and to your's Mistress Laura. Sanch. To both. \Sancho slabbers his beard. JoD. Signior Sancho, that spunge, your beard, soaks up too much of the posset. THE man's the master. 67 Sanch. It doth. JoD. I only civilly suppose it doth. Sanch. All stay [He takes a huge knife out of his pocket, scrapes the posset off from his heard, and then eats it. JOD. Who will pledge the Founder's health % D. John. Let it come. I am your man ! JOD; You are so • but a very saucy one ; you use to talk and give counsel over your liquor. D. John. Your noble worship may say your pleasure. I know you love men that ply their posset. JoD. I am for men of few words. Let such a one answer to Masaquedit. Here's the Founder's health ! Sanch. Tope ! D. John. Signior Sancho, you made a promise of fiddles. I pray forbear your spoon while that you may call for 'em. Sanch. I shall. Laue. Servant, I pray do. JoD. Signior Sancho, let us have fair play. Did you invite your beard to half the posset 1 Sanch. F&w words are best. Steph. In what sense, Signior Sancho ? Sanch. In posset. D. John. Come, sir, dispatch ; for brevity is as convenient in posset as it is in speech. I'll give you a song if you will call for music. Sanch. Firk your fiddles ! The Song in recitatim and in parts* Don John. The bread is all bak'd. The embers are rak'd ; * In the edition 1775, an alteration of this song is set down to be sung by Bettris, the words of which will be found in the introduction to this play. — See p. 4 68 THE man's the master. 'Tis midnight now by chanticlear's first crowing. Let's kindly carouse Whilst 'top of the house The cats fall out in the heat of their wooing. Time, whilst thy hour-glass does run out, This flowing glass shall go about. Stay, stay, the nurse is wak'd, the child does cry, No song so ancient is as Lulla-by. The cradle's rockt, the child is husht again. Then hey for the maids, and ho for the men. Now ev'ry one advance his glass ; Then all at once together clash, Experienc'd lovers know This clashing does but show. That as in music so in love must be Some discord to make up a harmony. Sing, sing ! When crickets sing, why should not we? The crickets were merry before us ; They sung us thanks ere we made them a fire. They taught us to sing in a chorus : The chimney is their church, the ov'n their quier. Once more the cock cries cock-a-doodle-doo. The owl cries o'er the barn, to-whit-to-whoo ! Benighted travellers now lose their way Whom will-of-the-wisp bewitches : About and about he leads them astray Through bogs, through hedges and ditches. Heark ! heark ! the cloyster bell is rung ! Alas ! the midnight dirge is sung. Let 'em ring. Let 'em sing, Whilst we spend the night in love and in laughter. When night is gone then too soon The discords, and cares of the day come after. Come boys ! a health, a health, a double health THE man's the master. 69 To those who scape from care by shunaing wealth. Dispatch it away Before it be day. 'Twill quickly grow early when it is late : A health to thee, To him, to me, To all who beauty love, and bus'ness hate. JOD. Well, my man were an incomparable varlet if he would forbear to give me counsel in whispers. Jodelet ! D. John. Sir ! JoD. Lead 'em a dance. I'll have a dance ! D. John. My feet are at your service, sir. [Whispers to Jodelet] As you shall feel to-morrow by a score of kicks which I reserve for you. JoD. Heark, he's giving me counsel again. I say lead 'em a dance. The Dance. Which leiiig ended a bell rings within. Bet. My ladies little dog has wak'd her. Alas ! now the sweet of the night is coming, we must all part. D. John, [whispers Jod.'] Sirrah, follow me to my chamber ! [Exeunt all several ways hut Jodelet. JoD . Not to-night good Signior Don John ! I'll sooner follow a drum that beats for volunteers to the north of Norway. The back door of the garden is only bolted within. I'll steal forth, and to-morrow when sleep has made him tamer I'll return. I'll rather feed with fiends on brimstone broth. Than eat sack posset with a man of wrath. [Exit. Act IV. Scene I. Enter Laura, Stephano. Lait. You are very inquisitive. 70 THE mak's the master. Steph. And you are very secret. Lau. Do you intend me that as commendation ? Steph. Yes, and yet I do not thank you for it. Lau. You may take your praise back again, for I will not be commended for keeping that secret which I do not know. Steph. Can you be ignorant of the lady whom you serve 1 Lau. I told you I had not serv'd her above three days. But still you are inquisitive, and why, I pray ? Steph. The endeavour of knowing things shews diligence of the mind, and you should praise me for it. Lau. Those may praise spies who employ 'em. Steph. You take me then for a spy ? Lau. So impertinent a spy that I wonder you do not walk with a dark lanthorn when the sun shines. Steph. What, to seek chaste women as Diogenes sought honest men ? Come, I confess you have wit. Lau. I thank you, sir. Steph. I would you would thank me for being in love with your beauty. Lau. Love ! is that fool's-bauble in fashion still ] Steph. 'Tis the only fashion which never changes. Lau. Mistress Bettris will hardly believe you. Steph. No, she believes in nothing but marriage. Lau. 0, cry you mercy, for indeed marriage is grown as dangerous as love is foolish. JEnier Sancho. Steph. I'll retire to make that coxcomb jealous. [Exit Steph. Sanch. How ! hah ! Lau. Signior Sancho, 'tis well you are come. a"HE man's the master. 71 Sanch. Too well. Lau. Your friend Stephano would fain be yonr rival, but you are the man for whom I mean to sigh. Sanch. Yes, much ! Lau. I'll lay my life you are jealous. Sanch. Who, 1 1 Lau. Pray come from behind your beard and shew your bare face if you are angry. Sanch. I am. Lau. If you are, I can endure it. Sanch. You can ? Lau. Yes. Sanch. Who cares ? Lau. You do. Sanch. Not this — — [Makes a sign of disdain with his thumb at his teeth. Lau. 'Tiswell. Sanch. 'Tis ill. Lau. 'Tis not. Sanch. You lie ! Lau. Hey day ! Sanch. Hey too ! Lau. Farewell! Sanch. Go ! [Exit Sancho. Enter Stephano, Bettris. Steph. How now, Mistress Laura 1 Lau. This steward, though he be exceeding dull, is very sharp at repartees. Bet. Why, what has he said 1 Lau. He gave me the lie. Steph. 'Tis impossible. Lau. If he did not I'm an eunuch. Steph. None but a eunuch would have done't. Lau. Don Ferdinand has been gallant in his youth : he shall repair my honour. I'll tell him 72 THE man's the master. how often this Tarquin-steward would have kist me by force. Steph. Kiss you ! fye, that's a paw-word. Bet. No, no, he's a cleanly man, and would only have brusht your lips with his beard. Lau. May be so, for they grow somewhat dusty for want of use. Bet. Don Ferdinand shall not wake his sleeping sword in this quarrel ; trust me for your revenge. Lau. Why, what will you do 1 Bet. I'll render Sancho up to your correction, and he shall be then as blind as Cupid. Steph. But how 1 Bet. He shall feel our persecution and not see it. Lau. You have some design, but 'tis very dark. Bet. You know the ladies and our masters are lately much retir'd with thoughtful intanglements of love and anger : which will give me opportunity to invite solemn Sancho this evening to our room of revels in the garden. Lau. Well, what then 1 Bet. You likewise know, he passionately loves a sack-posset. Steph. Most longingly. Bet. Then you apprehend my bait ; but, instead of that for his entertainment, he shall entertain us with sport sufficiently ridiculous, though it be more out of fashion than himself or a morrice. Lau. I long to see it but Bet. No more questions. Let's presently go in and consult. [Exeimt* Enter Isabella, Lucilla. ISAB. You must not think of your escape from hence. * TWs scene between Stephano and Bettris is omitted in the edition of 1775. THE MAN S THE MASTER. 73 Luc. Whilst you are civil you are cruel too. Fair Isabella, let me take my leave. IsAB. My father is not easily deceiv'd ; Whilst you attempt it you deceive your self. Your reconcilement with your brother may Seem difficult at first, but if you doubt My father's skill to govern him, you must Depend on Heav'n, and then you must have faith ; Which out of Temples we call courage. Luc. Nothing but death can quench my brother's wrath, Pray free your self from the unfortunate ! These tears agree not with your nuptial joys : And let me tell you, what you soon will find, Don John is nothing less than what he seems. ISAB. I saw him in the garden but just now, and my maid Walking towards him. Go hide your self ! Pass through the gall'ry up the tarras-stairs into my closet, where I will meet you straight. I will awhile conceal myself in some close arbor to ob- serve him and Bettris together. [Exeunt. Enter Don Lewis, Stephano. D. Lewis. Some heav'nly power contrives these accidents ; they have a secret method in them, and more than fortune makes me still unhappy. Steph. I am amaz'd that you by chance should court her whom you forsook, and meet the mistress here from whom you fled so many miles. D. Lewis. Hast, thou discourst with her maid ? Steph. Yes ! but she is newly come into her service, and is either a stranger to her lady's designs, or else so secret that no man but a hus- band can see her bosom bare. D. Lewis. Heav'n takes Lucilla's part against me, for I have done her wrong. 74 THE man's the master, Steph. 0, have you so 1 You lovers are very diligent spies and bold, but veiy incredulous ; you always are scouting abroad, yet never see or believe mischief till you feel it. D. Lewis. I think she loves me, and with true passion. Steph. But you love another, and that's a rare remedy for her disease. D. Lewis. I am perplext beyond the help of reason. I know there are laws against irregular love, but nature never made 'em. I would thou wert valiant. Steph. So would not I. I'm content to have no holes in my skin rather than pay a surgeon to sew 'em up. D. Lewis. Well, however, I would thou hadst courage. Steph. Then I should be an ass in spight of my understanding, and fight for fame, the fool's mistress. D. Lewis. Don John's man is saucily insolent, and his condition is below the revenge of my sword ; but if thou hadst courage to undertake him Steph. Sir, I never question'd my own courage, and I wish no man may, for I, and others too, may be mistaken. D. Lewis. I am going now where I shall meet Don Ferdinand, who will bring me an account of Don John. Steph. Sir, I told you my infirmity when you first received me under your roof. I'll serve you faithfully; but I must obey the king, who does enjoin peace amongst his subjects. D. Lewis. Well, though thou hast no courage, yet I am satisfied with thy diligence. 1 stole hither chiefly to make thee encrease thy acquain- THE MAN S THE MASTER. 75 tance with Laura, Lucilla's maid : and whatsoever shall succeed upon this engagement of my honour, be sure to endeavour that she may give good impressions of me to her mistress. Steph. This, sir, is a work of peace, and I dare go through with it ; but as for matters of strife, if you would take my advice D. Lewis. No more words ! I'll take no council from men that are afraid. Steph. Well, sir, fortune be your friend. But I humbly conceive that men of discretion seldom depend upon her courtesy. [Exeunt several ways. Enter Jodelet and Bettris. Bet. I will assure you, sir, you have been sought, and, for my part, I was so concern'd in your absence that I oflfer'd to employ the town-cryer. JoD. It had been to no purpose, for that public voice cannot be heard. Alas, he's grown hoarse with crying for lost maidenheads. Bet. Sir, you are sometimes merry, but always wise. JoD. Alas ! not I ! yet it seems I am of some importance, since I have been so much sought. But who were the searchers t Bet. Your father-in-law and Don Lewis. Your man, too, was so sad, as if he had not only lost his master, but his wages. JOD. I owe him nothing but a cudgel for being so saucy as to miss me without my order. May not a master steal out to seek a mistress unless he ask leave of his man ? Bet. But where were you, sir 1 JoD. I was invited by a friend to a dish of stew'd tripes with garlick. What key is that 1 Bet. It belongs to your chamber. Don Ferdi- fj 7G THE man's the master. nand has appointed you another lodging near the garden. JOD. I had rather it had been near the kitchen. I esteem his cook above his gardener. The steam of beef to me, who am not over-curious, is better than the odour of violets. But why am I remov'd ? Bet. The old gentleman is afraid of scandal. And, to say truth, it might do some harm to you — I mean to your modest reputation — if, before the marriage night, you should be lodged too near his daughter. JoD. Nay, let her look to that ; I care not what people say, when I am innocent. But, dear Bettris, thou dost not know how much I love thee. Bet. How should I know it 1 you take me to be old ! I'm none of those who pretend to know- ledge. JoD. I ever lov'd one of thy complexion, ever : and since I saw thee first I have been as hot as any pepper. Bet. Why truly, sir, though I blush when I say it, I ever lov'd all the Don Johns in the world ; and when you first came hither my foolish heart but I'll say no more. JoD. Nay, we must be secret : for if the least notice be taken of it, I shall straight have flushings in my face ; and blush like a rose. Bet. I'm sure you make me hide mine. I pray stand farther off'! JoD. Poor little fool ! Well, innocence is a strange thing ; it makes us strange to one another, but a little of that which ancient people call wick- edness will make us familiar. I prithee shew me the way down to my chamber. Bet. (sighing). Hey down a down ! in troth y'are an odd man. You make me sigh e'en when I sing. Here, take the key ! I'll be gone. THE MAN S THE MASTER. 77 JoD. Pretty thief ! I could find in my heart to weep when I think thou wilt be hang'd for steal- ing men's hearts. Dear slut 1 am maudlin- kind, would I had one of thy hoods to cover my face ; I shall be so asham'd if I'm seen thus whin- ing for thee. But 'tis no matter ; go, lead the way to my chamber ! I'll sneak after thee. Bet. You must follow me apace then ; for I'm a very light bus-wife. [She runs away. JoD. The bunting is flown. Now I could e'en weep indeed ! I must for very shame overtake her. [Isabel starts from the dow and surprises kirn. ISAB. Stay, Don John ! what, are you coursing my maid ? JoD. We are only at children's play. Are you so old that you have forgot it % 'Tis hide-and-seek, and when maids run away, then the boys make haste to catch 'em. ISAB. Is't nothing else 1 But, however, I did not think you had been so wanton. JoD. The tricks of youth are left when we grow old. ISAB. But you'll beget an ill opinion of your chastity ; and give me cause to doubt your affec- tion. JoD. Our future spouse, you may go spin ! Madam-nature is a greater lady than you, and I wa.s always her humble servant ; and those who speak against it may stop their mouths with a fig. ISAB. It seems you are displeas'd. I'll leave you, sir. JoD. Most wise lady, and also most beautiful, you cannot do better. ISAB. I'll take your opinion. Fare you well, sir ! [Exit. JoD. Humph ! Are you so proud because of your portion ? this is only her want of breeding. 78 THE man's the master. Methinks I counterfeit a Don John rarely ; for husbands of quality must be sometime discontented with their wives, and often pleas'd with their maids. Ente7- Don Ferdinand. D. Ferd. Don John, I am glad, after some affec- tion and care in seeking you, that you are not lost. JOD. Most careful sir, I also am glad, and for the seeker's sake, because the loss would be his. I think that was spoken again like a Don John. But what are your commands 1 Ferd. Have you heard nothing of your man Jodelet 1 nothing from any of his acquaintance 1 JOD. I use not to converse with my man's com- panions. Ferd. But something, sir, will be propos'd to you, which, in a season before marriage, may be, perhaps, a little unpleasant. JoD. How 1 what is it 1 Ferd. You must absolutely — but, sir, excuse me, for I speak with some regret. JoD. What, must I, sir 1 pray speak the worst, and let it out for your own ease, if you are troubled with keeping it in. Ferd. You are invited to the field ; and it im- ports you much. JoD. Is that all 1 A turn or two in the field is wholesome after a full stomach. Ferd. But, sir, it is to fight. JOD. That may import me much indeed. I do not like the phrase of being invited to the field to be kill'd. Men are very simple when they go into a grave to take the air. Ferd. It is the fashion, sir, and men of honour have allow'd it. THE MAN S THE MASTER. 79 JoD. The fashion'! but, sir, if, without resistance, I am contented to go peaceably into the field, why should any man who meets me there be angry 1 especially when, perhaps, his being pleas'd would at that time better agree with my disposition^ Ferd. 1 know not what you mean. JoD. I am sorry for't : I held you to be an old gentleman of a long understanding : but to speak plainly, why should a man take the pains to walk a mile to meet another who is of a different humour 1 Ferd. You have been bred to ask that ques- tion'! JoD. Don Ferdinand, you seem sometimes not very wise. I doubt that in your youth y'ave been inclined to this foolish way of invitations to the field, and have been hurt in the head. I say your reason at present is not exceeding sound. Ferd. Come, courage, Don John ! and first let me know, why you infer I am not wise'! JOD. Because you come to tell me of a quarrel which 1 knew not, nor perhaps did not desire to know. Ferd. Sir, in this I have done my duty, and you'll do well t'acquit yourself of yours, without being serv'd by the valour of another. To-day you ought t'encounter him who kill'd your brother. And I am sorry, sir, to tell you, that he kill'd him in the night. JoD. Hey ! was it at night 1 Ferd. Ay, sir, at night ! JoD. Then, for my part, let the devil fight with his own match ; for if he be able to kill a man without seeing him, he will be sure to kill me when he sees me. Ferd. This sounds strangely. JOD. Besides, sir, this dangerous enemy fights 80 THE man's the master. by advantage, for having found the way how to kill one of my kindred, he knows by that, the fashion how to kill me. Feed. Sir, you ought to consider JOD. Sir, I have well consider'd it, and must tell you, as a great secret, that all the family of the Alverads do ever fight one and the same way. Feed. Don John ! do you think that you have courage ? JoD. A plague on it! I have but too much. Alas ! 'tis not for that, sir ; do not ask me whether I have courage, but rather tell where he lives : is't far from hence 1 must I stay for him? or do you know his lodging? Or may I enquire it out? and in the meantime, tell me but his name. Feed. It is Don Lewis de Eochas. JOD. A pox on him ! I knew he would scape my hand. Don Lewis de Eochas ? why that's your nephew. Sir, you must know I reverence all men of your name. Feed. I partly thank you, sir. JoD. Any man of the family of the Eochas is so considerable to me that I will lay my head at his feet. And particularly, as for Don Lewis, if you please, I am very well pleas'd to love him. Feed. But, sir, I have not told you all ; for he has done a second injury, which should more pro- voke you to revenge. Your sister has too much reason to complain of him. JoD. Sir, as for my sister, truly he may be asham'd to wrong her ; but I have made a vow,, and the ladies must pardon me for it Feed. "What was your vow ? JoD. Never to draw my sword in a woman's quarrel. Feed. Sir, I am much deceiv'd if you are not a coward. THE man's the master. 81 JOD. Ah father-in-law ! if that could possibly be, yet your discretion should not meddle in nice things, which, by the care I ought to take, should never concern you. Feed. But you shall know that it concerns me much. JOD. Bless me ! what a strange father-in-law would you be 1 has the devil sent you hither to tempt me, not only to homicide, but also to kill my new alliance, your nephew 1 nay, and before consummation, which, for ought I know, may like- wise kill your daughter. Ferd. I would thou wert valiant but one minute, that, without loss of my honour, I might kill thee before thou grow'st a coward again. JoD. fie, Don Ferdinand, I have found your disposition ; you would fain be too cruel ; but I'm resolv'd to be merciful ; and will not tell you how valiant I am. Feed. But I am now resolv'd to tell you, that your man has given his word to fight for you. JoD. His word 1 The jealous coxcomb needs not keep it ; for I did never doubt his courage. Feed. Is that all? JoD. Why then, sir, if he will needs fight for me, let him know I shall not be jealous that my own valour is less than his. Feed. And yet you will not fight, either for your brother or your sister. JoD. A man must be in humour when he fights, and let me die like a dog — which I would not say falsely to get the whole world — if, to my remem- brance, I ever had a less disposition to fighting than now. Mistake me not, I speak but according to my remembrance. Feed. Well, I thought you valiant, but I am couzen'd. V. * r 82 THE man's the master. JOD. Sir, I confess I have taken too much pleasure in deceiving the world, for I have couzen'd many who thought me valiant, and many who thought me a coward. Ferd. You have given your self a rare recreation. JoD. But, sir, let's leave the pleasant part of our discourse, and be a little serious. Feed. Do so, but with as much brevity as you can. JoD. I pray tell me, sir ! suppose that with a sa- hagun, or with a rapier of Toledo, I were pierc'd like a cullender ; or suppose that with a S3rrian scymitar or a buckswbrd-blade of Houndslough, I were minc'd into a pie, how would my brother or my sister be the better for it 1 Feed. "Well, for your father's sake, my ancient friend, I'll leave you whole, without being either pierc'd or minc'd. JoD. For his sake, sir, I will with patience endure your courtesy. Ferd. You shall do well in doing so ; but for my own sake, you must, instead of my daughter, seek another wife in Madrid. JOD. "What ! you would have a Cid to your son- in-law, that should kill you first, then marry Chimena ] Feed. Expect nothing from me but scorn and hatred. incomparable coward ! JoD. I am, Don Ferdinand ! despite of your cruelty, and of your black teeth, your most humble and most faithful servant ; and I am as much, or more, to the lady Isabella. Feed. I am not yours ; and when you are out of my house — which must be suddenly, and without noise,— I shall do my self the dishonor to force you to another kind of account. THE MAN S THE MASTER. 83 Enter Don John. D. John. Don Ferdinand ! I pray, sir, what puts you into choler ? Ferd. My ill choice of a cursed son-in-law. JOD. Don Ferdinand, I'll be gone, that you may speak better of a friend behind his back. [Exit. Ferd. Let him go, Jodelet ! He disavows you in all, and has told me plainly, he was not of opinion that he ought to take notice of injuries ; and that he was never inclin'd to revenge. Nay, he has almost profest that he has lost his courage. D. John. [Aside!] 'Tis strange that he took no more care to keep it having so little. Ferd. Pray call him back to save his honour ! Tell him what he ought to do, being doubly affronted by Don Lewis. Dear Jodelet, shew the friendship of a servant by persuading a master to courage. D. John. Sir, I am sure he has a kind of country-courage. Ferd. What do you mean '! D. John. I mean he's very obstinate, and will seldom yield to persuasion. Ferd. I'm sorry, for his father's sake ; especially since I have proceeded so far towards an alliance. If I were doubly injur'd as he is, I should not behave my self like him. His enemy stays for me at the end of the street ; I'll go to him. Enter JODELET. D. John. Do, sir, for my master is come back, though I fear I shall find him too haughty to be counsell'd into courage. [Ex. Ferd. JoD. Is he gone, sir 1 D. John. Yes, but tell me, Jodelet, what_ new affront have we to revenge ? 84 THE man's the master. Job. I am the son of a sow if lie has not remoVd my patience so far from me that I can hardly reach it again: yet I'm as unwilling to be angry as another. Sir, you must disguise your self no longer. These false habits may grow to be fools' coats, and Don Lewis will turn all into laughter. But you did challenge him for me 1 D. John. Yes, and without telling him that I was Don John. And, in troth, I did suspect that the young gallant had courted Isabella. In short I found him hidden in her chamber ; and, but for an accident which I must conceal from thee, we should have met in the field. Job. That is to say, you had invited him to take the air in a grave. D. John. I have deferr'd the business till I see one thing more evident, which is yet but the subject of my suspicion : for, perhaps, I may find it but a false-game which Bettris plays to get money. JoD. That baggage carries her purse in her bosom ; and, according to the Northern Proverb, is as liquorish at a penny as at a posset. D. John. I have some reasons to believe that Isabella is very ignorant of the artifice. JoD. Sir, there may be more in't than you suspect. I'm loth to say it, but, if I could speak without making any words, I would tell you that I think Don Lewis offends you in private. D. John. Ah, say no more : I guess too much. All my past misfortunes and the present concur against me : but I have some comfort yet, for nobody takes notice of it. Job. None know it, for ought I know, unless it be the people. D. John. Thou mak'st me mad. I will consider THE man's the master. 85 nothing but revenge. Is Don Ferdinand our friend or enemy ? JoD. Don Lewis is of his blood ; but for the honour of yours, he does that which no man ever did for another. He would have Don Lewis give you satisfaction, and Don Lewis stays for me near this house ; who still believes me to be Don John. D. John. I must kill him : but men of action are often parted in the street. The war which honour makes in streets does quickly end in peace, and I grow doubtful where to fight. JoD. 'Tis great pity there is not some amphi- theatre, built at the public charge of butchers, for the honourable exercise of cutting men's throats. D. John. Revenge is often interrupted in the field, because now even all peculiar fields are turn'd to common roads about this populous town. If I could find some house, though 'tis against the fashion us'd in duels JoD. Stay, sir, I'll fit you with a place. I have the key of a low apartment where we are to lodge. There you may conveniently be reveng'd, almost in the sight of your mistress, and yet neither she nor her father can see it. D. John. Thou hast made an excellent choice, my dear Jodelet. JoD. My dear Don John ! D. John. Go and appoint him a meeting in the evening. JoD. But rather, sir, do you go. 'Tis now high time that men should know who you are. How can you think to continue your fury and pass for Jodelet ] Go, go, sir, discover your self, and fight soundly ! Revenge is a hearty food for those who have a stomach to't. D. John. How, Jodelet f because for a mere provocation of jealousy, for a simple suspicion, I 86 THE man's the master. have disguis'd my name, wilt thou therefore have me discover my self before the injury be evident ] No, thou shalt remain Don John awhile, and invite him to the low chamber, to measure weapons there, and to consult about contriving the privacy of the duel. JOD. Then you command me to be still Don John ? D. John. I do rather conjure thee. JoD. Well, I obey you, sir. But if by chance, as men are often impatient, he should draw his sword before he enters this house, -what shall Jodelet do who has no inclination to war, and is, perhaps, contented to sojourn in this foolish world | D. John. Make signs to him far off. He's prompt, and will not fail to follow thee till he comes where I wiU stay to kill him. JoD. There's another scruple, which lies in the very bottom of my bowels. D. John. What's that 1 JoD. He may be short sighted, and, thinking my sword drawn, may run at me. D. John. Fy, fy ! thy imagination is too subtle. He has an eye like an eagle and will distinguish at a mile's distance any little fly from a flea. Thou shalt beckon him far off, then lead him to me. JoD. These appointments are somewhat hard. But, sir, pray be sure that you likewise take heed of mistakes. Men's eyes are often dazzled with choler. If I, without thinking of you, should enter before Don Lewis ; and you, without thinking of me, should run a tilt at my belly D. John. Thou hast a Jesuitical way of making impossible scruples. JoD. Nay, sir, I know if I am wounded, you Will cry, in troth, poor Jodelet, I'm sorry ! Excuse a foolish chance ! Then I, good soul. Shall quickly be contented and soon whole. [Exeunt several ways. THE MAN S THE MASTER. 87 Act v. Scene I. Enter Isabella, Lucilla, Bettris. A candle on the table. ISAB. Madam Bettris, what do you here ? Bet. I am preparing a warm chamber for your benumb'd lover ; and, I beseech you, from whence come you, and Madam Lucilla ? ISAB. We have been sighing in a shade. Luc. Madam, I must tell you again, if fortune should bring the whole sex of men before you, and give you leave to make your own election, you could not chuse a more worthy husband than Don John ; and, when you know him better, you will confess my belief is guided by reason. ISAB. And I must needs declare, since your opinion is so confident against mine, that one of us is very ignorant. Luc. You make me wonder. Madam ; but if all wonder did not proceed from ignorance, I should not quickly yield in this debate. ISAB. Alas ! you are his sister ; and that may well excuse your partiality. You may allow me liberty to tell you this, because we have contracted a friendship. Bet. Were I my mistress, if there were no more men in the world, I would marry Don John, be- cause I would have children, and because all chil- dren are not like the father. Luc. Bettris, I cannot be angry when you please to be merry. Bet. Madam, whatever your griefs be, I wonder you are not merry too, for Don John makes all the world laugh. ISAB. Bettris ! you are too rude. Bet. Madam ! you are too grave. If I were to 88 THE man's the master. be bride, like you, I would not carry myself like a nun. ISAB. (Aside.) I am unhappy above the help of fortune ; ordain'd to be possest of what I hate, and by unnatural custom I am made ashamed of what I love. Bet. Madam, let us hasten up stairs ! somebody opens the door and will surprise us [noise within like a key turning a lock*]. (Aside.) 'Tis Laura ! who, as I appointed, makes a noise about the lock to fright these love-sick ladies, and make them retire, to take their med'cine of sighs. Madam, I hear't again ! ISAB. You are scar'd ! Bet. If you had been as often privately in love as I have been, you'd soon be afraid at the opening of a door. [Exeunt Isabella, Lucilla. So, let them feed on sorrows of love ; which is commonly at Court the ill second course at the pro- mising feasts of lovers, whilst we, poor wenches, are contented with country sports. [Exit. Enter Sancho, Stephano, and Laura, with a scarf in her hand, ANOTHER SPANIARD and two Young Women. Lau. The lie, Signior Sancho, is hard of diges- tion ; but, having first swallowed the gilded pill of love, it prepares the stomach for any thing. Steph. And I have said so much, to cure your jealousy, as would make an old Italian trust his wife with a young painter, and leave her with him to draw her naked. Sanch. Not naked. * At this point, in the edition of 1775, which closes Scene L, exeunt Isabella and Lucilla. The second scene opens with the entrance of Don John, who, "after unlocking the door and bringing the key," says, "I hear them coming," &c., see p. 91, the intermediate passages being omitted. THE man's the master. 89 Steph. You shall, besides the materials of our last collation, have an inundation of olio,* where you may bathe your knuckles till you cure 'em of the gout. Lau. But we must enable our appetites with exercise. We have appointed a dance for blind- man-buff, in which you shall be hoodwinkt, and appear all over, Cupid the second. Sanch. Bating beard. Lau. Come, gentle love, let me blind you ! and then Sanch. Collation ? Steph. 'Tis prepar'd within. Sanch. Mighty olios 1 Steph. A sea of olio, and in it hams of Baijon lying at Hull with sails furl'd up of cabbage- leaves. Sanch. Then bisks. IjAU. Embroider'd with pistachoes. " Sanch. And mussels 1 Steph. Broil'd ; and then, to make you corpu- lent, roasted chestnuts stew'd in gravy. Sanch. And chitterlings 1 Steph. Ay, ay, to fill up chinks. Sanch. And ragouts ? Steph. Strew'd over with salt-petre and Jamaica- pepper, to make you thirst for whole flagons of scargos and ravidavio ; and you shall be a very Sanch. Drunken Cupid ! Lau. Pray love, be humble and stoop a little Sanch. I yield ! [Laura hoodwinks Sancho with a scarf. Enter Bettris. Bett. We have now both place and opportunity for mirth. The ladies are retir'd, Don Ferdinand's * A Spanish dish made by mingUug different kinds of meat, flavoured with garlic. 90 THE MAN'S THE MASTER. abroad, the three strangers are severally disperst, and gone, I think, in quest of wand'ring love. Lau. We have a staid old Cupid here who wears his quiver in his pocket, full of tooth-picks instead of arrows, in expectation of a feast. Bet. What, blinded already 1 Come then, let's begin ! [They pit themselves info several stations and Sancho in the middle. Steph. Now we have blinded so your sight That ev'n at noon the rays of light Are lost as if your eyes were out, We'll turn you once and twice about. About, about ! about again ! Twice for the maids, once for the men. Bet. Here stands a maid, and there a man. Omnes. We all are near ; catch whom you can. Steph. W^e clos'd your eyes lest you should see ; And so your ears shall useless be. For now, as in the calm of sleep, All shall commanded silence keep ; Lest any man or any maid, Be by distinguisht voice betray'd. Bet. Here stands a maid and there a man. Omnes. We'll all start fair. Catch whom you can ! They dance, in which the men kick Sancho by turns, and he at several times says the fol- lowing words. Sanch. That's a man That's no maid That's a horse- Courage brave bum [The dance being ended a bell rings. Bet. My lady rings. She wants me. Let's away ! Sanch. Where's collation "! [He pulls down his scarf. THE MAN'S THE MASTER. 91 Lau. Signior Sancho, I took the lie from you, and now you must accept of one from me. I pro- mist you a collation, but there is none. You must e'en fast and pray for better manners. Bet. We did this to save you a labour; for when no crumbs can fall upon your beard you need not brush it. Sanch. I could eat Lau. Whaf! Sanch. Thee. [Exeunt Sancho me way, and the rest at the other door Enter Don John. D. John. I hear 'em coming. I'll leave the door open, take away the key, and conceal my self in the alcove. Enter Jodelet, Don Lewis. JoD. Now where'sthe evil spirit, my master? Hah ! vanisht ! he's gone, quite gone ! This Don Lewis is as famous as Cain for matters of killing, and, which is worse to me than no help, he shuts the door. Well, since I'm pent in I would I were but as valiant as an imprison'd cat, that I might fly at his face. 'Tis very inconvenient to be a man without manhood. that traitor, my master ! D. Lewis. Now, sir, we are enclos'd, and may fight without interruption. J 01). (Aside.) I would he were hang'd that is not here to part us. D. Lewis. You mutter, sir ! you may express your anger with your sword. JoD. Who, I, sir ? I scorn to mutter any thing against any man who wUl give me any reasonable satisfaction. D. Lewis. I was bravely invited and am ready to do you reason. JoD. Sir, I shall always report you are not only ii< 92 THE man's the master. a very reasonable man, but are also willing to consider — D. Lewis. What mean you by consider ? JoD. That's well ask't, sir, and I am apt to answer your questions, if you will spend a little time in discourse. D. Lewis. Is this a time to be spent in words 1 JOD. Nay, sir, I see you are hasty, but, perhaps, I may have patience to hear you out. D. Lewis. To hear me out ? Do you take me for a talker when I come to be in action 1 JoD. (Aside.) This 'tis to meet with brute beasts that are not capable of discourse. I'm quite for- saken. My master has, certainly, no kind of con- science — D. Lewis. What the devil do you seek? [Jodelet looks up and down. JOD. {Aside.) Two things, which I fear I shall not find : my valour and my master. D. Lewis. This is a mystery ! Still you are muttering, but what look you for ? JoD. I hope you are alone. D. Lewis. How, sir ! do you bring me hither to ask that ? JoD. Lord, you are so choleric that one cannot speak to you : may not a man ask a question for your good ? D. Lewis. I have attended to see your sword out ; and honour taught me that patience : but now I'll trust you with no more time [He draws. JoD. Bless me ! what a long spit he draws ! I have been a raw fellow at fighting, and now am like to be roasted. D. Lewis. Come, sir 1 Are you ready f for I scorn to take advantage. JoD. In troth I see you are a man of honour. THE man's the master. 93 and I could find in my heart to consider a while how I may requite your courtesy. D. Lewis. Courtesy ? I disdain to receive it from you. Prepare your self JOD. Stay, stay a little, sir ! Let me advise you as a friend to lay aside your passion when you fight, for in good faith you are too hasty. D. Lewis. Is this behaviour equal .to your former heat 1 Methinks you grow cold. Your courage is an ague, for it comes in fits. But I shall cure it. JoD. (Aside.) Heav'n, I thank thee heartily ! for I spy my master. Ah, sir ! come out ! do you want courage? [Speaks softly to Don John behind him. D. John. Retire as thou art fighting that thou may'st amuse him. D. Lewis. Quick, sir, draw ! for I have told you that I scorn to take advantage. JoD. Nay, an' you grow so angry, sir, then T say again, stay ! for I scorn all advantages as much as you do. [He takes up the candle. D. Lewis. If you have any odds I cannot see't. JoD. Lord ! how your passion blinds you. Do you think I'm so base as to fight with rapier and candle against single rapier. D. Lewis. Lay down the light then. JoD. Honour is a fool in the field when it wants stratagem. D. Lewis. I think he's mad ; for still he mutters and looks back. Don John ! I suspect the temper of your brain, as much as I doubt the courage of your heart ; you seem to have a great quantity of the coward, but more of the fool. JoD. Not so much of the fool as you suppose, sir [He puts out the candle. 94 THE man's the master. D. Lewis. What ! art thou all coward, and cover'st thy self in darkness 1 JoD. Did not you kill my brother in the dark 1 T>. Lewis. If that will more incense thee, know, I did. JOD. (Aside.) Then try your cat's eyes once again. [He retires. D, Lewis. Say you so, sir 1 JoD. {Aside.) The devil's in the dice if you throw twice in and in, without any light. D. Lewis. Where are you, sir ? JoD. {Aside). What a fool were I if I should tell him. D. Lewis. You are bashful, and would not have your courage seen. JoD. {Aside.) I'm a little valiant when I spy no naked weapon. \3e steps aside, thrusts at great distance at first, and at last hits Don Lewis, then retires to the alcove. Now good speed to one push at hazard — I think that toucht something. I hope I have not run my sword through one of the Caesars' eyes in the hanging D. Lewis. The wretch has drawn my blood ! I feel it, for it wets my hand. But now by this, more than before, he does deserve to be my enemy. D. Feed. {Within.) I'm certain that's my nephew's voice. If I can feel no key in the lock, then mine will give me entrance. D. John. Go forth from the alcove or I'll strangle thee. Don Feed, opens the door and enters with a light. D. Feed. Hah! what's the business here my friends ? \Jod. steps out of the alcov^. D. Ferd. lays hold on D. Lewis. THE man's the master. 95 JoD. I'm taking satisfaction for my injuries. D. Lewis. I have lost blood, and will be straight reveng'd. D. Feed. Is't by stoccado, or stramason ? JoD. A thousand Satans take all good luck ! I shall pay soundly for having the honour to give the first wound. D. Fred. Let me see, nephew? your hand is hurt. D. Lewis. 'Tis but a slight prick. JoD. Would I had two in my right hand that I might get an excuse to let my sword fall. D. Feed. Now, my dear friends, fight freely ! I come not here to make peace. The one, who sufiers by a deep and double injury, is by promise to be my son-in-law. The other is my nephew, who must be satisfied for loss of blood. I'll look on each with the same eyes which in my youth did love to see the exercise of honour. Fight, and fight bravely ! but first let me place the light con- veniently for both. D. Lewis. Your counsel will be quickly foUow'd, sir, by men who know your courage. JoD. Eare counsel indeed, which exhorts us to a duel. This old man is heartily wicked, and may be held the very father of the Hectors. D. Lewis. My anger makes me insolent and cruel. And, that I now may dare you to do more than you durst do till darkness hid your fear, know, I've deceiv'd your sister, and have kill'd your brother. D. John enters from the Alcove. D. John. Since I am thus confirm'd, honour has leave of conscience to be bloody in revenge Stay, sir ! 96 THE man's the master. JOD. (Aside). are you come"! in true tragedies let every man act his own part. D. John. You do not know Don John : behold him here ! You did deceive my sister, and have kill'd my brother, and are now, against your self, th'audacious witness of such double wickedness as justice cannot hear but with a double sense of anger and of shame. I wish you had more than a single life to answer both. D. Feed. But is the man become the master 1 D. Lewis. Make haste to let me know, which of the two is more worthy than the other to be my enemy. Which is Don John ? D. John. That name is mine. D. Lewis. Then what is he ? JoD. I'm no Don John, I dare assure you, sir ; but yet am so well bred, that I can give way to my betters in all quarrels. D. John. Under a servant's name I have endur'd my injuries whilst I had got no more than a sus- picion of th'offender's person to authorize my re- venge ; but, since you proudly have declar'd you did those injuries, you cannot think that I should longer bear them. My brother's blood incites me to revenge. D. Lewis. The cry of blood may cease when the revenge of it is near. D. John. Know my revenge is heighten'd by that black dishonour which has stained my sister's beauty, to whom you have ignobly shewn a want of such compassion as does use t'accompany true courage. D. Lewis. Are you the true Don John, renown'd for valour, and yet strive, with softning pity, to allay that courage against which your honour does contest ? D. John. You ought to think my vengeance for TKE MAN'S THE MASTER. 97 my brother's death allows not words to respite deeds : but, by degrees, I am proceeding to the reason of this short delay. D. Lewis. This is such a temper as I never knew. D. John. That I may make my sister feel my justice more than cruelty, let me be now oblig'd even by an enemy, with so much truth as men of noble race can never want. D. Lewis. What would you ask 1 D. John. Whether your many vows, broken as as sworn, did not seduce my sister from her father's house to seek you in disguise 1 And whether in those vows you did not make a sacred contract of immediate marriage t D. Feed. This son-in-law is as prudent as he is valiant ; though I did pronounce the other son-in- law a coxcomb. ^ JoD. That's L But, patience, for I've already shed blood enough. D. Lewis. Though when our swords are drawn 'tis then no season for confession, yet, in a just compassion, for her sake, I will declare a blushing truth. Your sister owes her affliction to my repeated vows of marriage. D. Feed. I swear ! — by the honour of all mus- tachios, and of all the beards in Spain, my nephew is a traitor. JoD. Bless me ! what a horrid oath was that t no choler shall transport me to swear by more beards than my own. D. Feed. Hadst thou a heart so cruel as to o'ercome a virgin by thy vows, and then forsake her for her faith 1 Son-in-law, I'm wholy now of your side, and will renounce my blood in him; who does deserve to have it shed not by a single hand of honour, but by confederacy of common force. V. G 98 THE man's the mastee. JoD. Now for the French mode of fighting [I». Ferdinand goes to D. John's side. I fear I shall, by a trick of honour, be made a second to the wrong side. D. Lewis. Stay, uncle ! shall the virtue of con- fession make you my enemy ? D. Feed. Yes ! where , divines are not the duellists D. John. Hold, Don Ferdinand ! My honour will not suffer me. to share in such advantages. D. Lewis. That's spoken like a true Don John. D. Feed. Then I alone will fight with him. D. John. My honour will less yield, that you, sir, should deprive me of my enemy. Sir, I beseech you, hold ! D. Feed. Then take him to your self ! though such who traitors ,are to virgins deserve their punishment from every hand. D. John. {To D. Lewis). I have another question now, to which a civU foe will give reply ; and 'tis to cure my greatest pain, my jealousy ; so great a torment as I could not wish to my most fata,l enemy, no, not to you. D. Lewis. Sir, now you teach me to be civil. Proceed to tell me your disease if you will hasten to the remedy. D. John. Know, I am jealous ! D. Lewis. Of whom'! D. John. Of you. D. Lewis. Of me ? D. John. I saw you leap from the balcony of this house. D. Lewis. Did you see it ? D. John. Yes, I saw it, and, since that, found you conceal'd in Isabella's chamber. D. Feed. {Aside). Hah ! Can I have patience to hear more ? THE man's the master. 99 D. Lewis. If I in this new confession shall add to what I spoke before, you cannot think 'tis from th' effect of fear, for honour does oblige me to't. If I have been your rival then my love did wrong your sister rather than injure you, because I did not know Don John : and honour now does join with truth to make me call on Heav'n to assist me when I Isabella vindicate ; who with disdain refused all love but what her father should prefer. D. Feed. (Aside.) That is some motive for my patience. D. Lewis. I further must declare that Bettris, to promote th' address I made for marriage, did, unknown to her lady, hide me then in the balcony, and after that conceal'd me in her lady's chamber; for which she was in hazard of her service. D. Feed. (Aside). I remember my daughter would have dismist her service ] which gives my patience another comfort. D. John. All my disease of jealousy ends here, and I'll continue still to be a civil enemy, for I will thank you for my cure. But now D. Feed. Stay, stay Don John ! The next de- mand belongs to me. Why did you make your visit here in a disguise I D. John. Sir, it is fit you should be satisfied. [ chang'd my habit when I saw him scape from the balcony, supposing in another shape my jealousy might sooner be inform'd. D. Feed. I hear enough. My honour now makes me forsake your cause, and leads me to the other side. You are my enemy ! [He goes to the side of D. Lewis. D. John. 'Tis my misfortune then, and not my choice. D. Feed. You came into my house not as a lover but a spy; and, with a stratagem, coarse, and 100 .THE man's the master. ■below my dignity, advanc'd your man to woo my ■ daughter. Prepare yourself for my revenge ! D. Lewis. Pray, hold, sir ! hold ! you punish me too much in taking from my sword that enemy who first made me his choice. D. John. Don Ferdinand, you never can so much provoke me as to raise my anger 'gainst the father of the mistress whom I love. D. Feed. You lov'd with too much insolence, and doubtfully, when you design'd your man to court her in your shape. D. John. I may, without dishonour, crave for that your pardon : and when you shall resent my change of shape, you then forget love's ancient his- tories ; for my disguise is not the first that love has worn. But I conjure you, by my father's friendship, to forgive the foolish arts of jealousy. D. Ferd. Well ! for his sake I am appeas'd, and bury your offence; but 'tis on this condition that I may now restrain your combat till I treat with each for both. D. John. To this I yield. D. Lewis. To shew that you have taught me temper I consent by your example. JOD. My master taught Don Lewis discretion and I taught it him. 'Twas ever said of Don Jod- elet, that he did much incline to peace. D. Feed. You, by your sword, Don John, have leisure to receive Such satisfaction as yoar honour does require For all my nephew's broken faith, which now Afi&icts your sister, but he can never bring her back to her fair fame XJnless he marry her ; and I presume I need not now persuade What justice and religion does enjoin. D. Lewis [to, D. John.'] I doubly am prepar'd. THE man's the master. 101 First I will meet your sister in the Temple to per- form my former vows ; and then I will return and meet you here, or, in the field, to pay the debt I owe you for your brother's blood. P. Ferd. Don John, none yet did ever celebrate the sacred rites of Hymen with a tragedy ; and I'm obliged to tell you that my nephew often has lamented your unhappy brother's death, who in the dark was wounded by mistake, and I have heard my nephew vow that he did ever wear your brother in his bosom as his dearest friend. D. Lewis. This truth which you aflSrm does more, perhaps, become your tongue than mine, whilst I continue in this posture 'gainst an enemy. D. John. The season, now is fit to tell, why I have here Made some delay of my revenge. My brother is alive ! D. Lewis. Alive ? Heaven is propitious in this wonder. D. Ferd. I am alike surpriz'd with wonder and with joy. D. John. Much blood my brother lost by that unlucky wound you gave him, which some hours depriv'd him of the chiefest signs of life, but, being to a surgeon's house remov'd, he was by his great art, in a few days, made hopeful of his cure. I did conceal the good success even from my servants, and in Madrid divulg'd that he was dead. D. Ferd. "What could you mean by making that report ? D. John. I thought, Don Lewis, that the rumour of his death would make it harder for you to escape the rig'rous law in order to my sister's injuries, who then forsook my father's house in your pursuit. D. Ferd. My dear John, since you perceive 102 THE man's the master. your brother only wounded by mistake, and that wound cur'd : Don Lewis and your sister ready to be join'd by Hymen's hand, and I prepar'd to make my Isabella yours ; let me behold a knot of friend- ship tied between two enemies. Come both,- and cheerfully embrace. D. John. Don Lewis, all offences past shall vanish like the dreams of infancy. D. Lewis. And all that we hereafter to each other do, shall last like the exemplar deeds of men renown'd. [Don John and Don Lewis embrace. JOD. Peace is proclaim'd! I'll rest contented with honour gotten in the dark, and sheath my sword as gamesters put up false dice, to hide 'em after they have won money. Unter Isabella, Bettkis. D. Feed. Come Isabella, you shall now, and with your own consent, be given to Don John. IsAB. With my consent 1 Are there such mir- acles when Lucilla says all faiith is lost ; or else, at least, that men have none. D. Feed. Behold the true Don John ! ISAB. [To Ferd.] Though I'm not worthy of your favour, sir, Yet use me not with scorn. D. Feed. You may perceive my joy, and cannot think it counterfeit. You shall know more before I lead you to the priest. IsAB. This is a miracle which I am willing to believe. D. Feed. Give me your hand, which must be mine no more, for it is now your nuptial pledge. D. John. Give me your pardon, madam, ere I take your hand : pardon the cause for which I did assume THE man's THK master. 103 My servant's shape ; but I am now the true Don John. ISAB. (Aside.) Prophetic love ! thou taught'st me to believe it ere he said it. D. Ferd. Bettris, I will not chide you now. This day permits no anger. Bet. Indeed, I ever thought this was the true Don John. Though, in the dark, I twice mistook another for him : Which made me hide Don Lewis ; first in the bal- cony, Then in my lady's chamber. D. Ferd. Go, go, make haste! and call the Lady Lucilla. [Exit Bettris. JoD. Truly she was mistaken, sir. Her eyes are much decay'd with watching late to prevent th' unlucky meeting of lovers. D. John. Come, sister ! you shall weep no more. Enter LuciLLA and Bettris. Don Lewis is your best physician and can cure your grief. He is my present to you ; take him, and forgive him ! D. Lewis. Can you forgive me, madam 1 The priest wiU do it when he joins our hands. Luc. He is ordain'd to be th' example still of what • We are to do ; and I shall quickly follow it. This is a sudden change ; I will not now examine how it comes, nor chide you when you tell it me. JoD. Bettris, you have a great mind to take my hand too. Bet. Troth you must wash it first ; for when your gloves were off I still suspected that you were no more than an uncertain Don, called Jodelet. D. Lewis. Don Jodelet, I have a small mark of 104 THE man's THE MASTER. your favour, which I wear on my right hand : but I intend not to requite it till you are Don John again. JOD. Sir, you may defer your requital as long as you please. You know I'm one of those who scorn to be too hasty in calling for satisfaction when men are anything willing to give it. D. Ferd. The clouds which hover'd o'er my roof to- day Are all dispell'd. Make me your guide : I'll lead You first to church, and then prepare for feasts. Enter Laura, Sanoho, Stephano. Lau. Why should we stay list'ning here any longer? We have heard 'em talk of strange changes, and of wonders more fortunate than we could wish. Steph. Don Ferdinand spoke of feasts : we can- not have a better cue for our entrance. We may safely step in, Siguier Sancho ! Sanch. We may. D. Feed. Come happy lovers, follow me! JoD. Pray, stay awhile ! For matters may not pass So smoothly as you think. Madam, you have Of mine a little picture which you please To pin upon the curtain of your bed : You keep the picture, yet are well content To lose th' original. That's fine i'faith. Sweet lady ! but 'twill not do. Eestore It to me or be sure you never walk Abroad alone after the sun is set. Don Jodelet is such a furious spark As will have satisfaction in the dark. [Exeunt omnes. THE EPILOGUE. In a Ballad, sung by two. 1. Ladies who fine as fi'pence are, You men with bright rose-noble hair, Both all and some, for we now except none, thrust out your ears and list to our moan. Attend and eke hearken out of pure pity To tidings doleful ; yea in a sad ditty; The players grow poor and down they must fall, Though some say they get the devil and all. Alack, and alas ! our hearts are e'en broken : But because in all plays You still look for new ways, We mean now to sing what ought to be spoken. 2. Since no\y those poets get the vogue Who still, with a bold epilogue. Dare rattle spectators and cry 'em down. As you do their plays, we'll tell you your own. First, loving kind friends, who come from the city. You never think any play can be witty. But that in which courtiers shrewdly are jeer'd. Out on it, and fie ! was e'er the like heard 1 Why would you have us to bob and gibe 'em^ When the wiser complain That in private, for gain. You are the men who endeavour to bribe 'em. 3. Some gallants, though nameless, come here Expecting our poets should jeer 106 THE man's the master. The city for custards and for the show When pageants through rain do pass to and fro. Those very old frumps, perhaps, would be pretty ; But, gallants, we have not the dulness to fit ye; They grow too stale, and the reader who looks Upon the sad notes of many shop-books Will think that the cits have seldom nndone ye. Rather you, ev'ry year. Spoil their shows and their cheer, For they want your wit, and you have their money. 4. Now up wi' boots, and have at all ! Ev'n you whom we town-gallants call ; Who with your round feathers make a great show. We mean you did wear such three years ago ; Come then, and stand fair, that now we may hit ye, Because ev'n like Turks, without any pity. You visit our plays, and merit the stocks For paying half-crowns of brass to our box. Nay, often you swear, when places are shewn ye, That your hearing is thick, And so, by a love-trick. You pass through our scenes up to the balcony. And some, a deuce take 'em ! pretend They come but tb speak with a friend ; Then wickedly rob us of a whole play By stealing five times an act in a day. little England ! speak, is it no pity, That gallants ev'n here, and in thy chief city, Should under-great peruques have heads so small, As they must steal wit, or have none at all 1 THE IVIAN'S THE MASTER. 107 Others are bolder, and never cry, shall I ? For they make our guards quail, And 'twixt curtain and rail, Oft combing their hair, they walk in Fop-Alley. 6. Gallants relent and eke repent. For your so foul, nay, bad intent Of paying us brass instead of true coin ; And, for amends we only enjoin, That ev'ry man, to declare conscience in ye, Shall whisper a friend, and borrow a guinny ; Which in our box you may carelessly throw, And pay him who lends it to-morrow to mow. And now to conclude, 'tis fit to acquaint ye That though this epilogue Does not flatter and cog Yet a new ballad may pass for a dainty. THE LAW AGAINST LOVERS. The four dramatic pieces which follow are all more or less connected with Shakespeare's name. In the list of D'avenant's plays given in the introductory memoir there occurs a fifth, in which, it has been always conr sidered, he had a hand, viz., an alteration of "Julius Csesar," but, as the authority which gives this alteration to Sir William D'avenant and John Dryden rests entirely upon the title-page of the play, which was not printed, according to the several biographers, until 1719, a doubt exists as to its truth. The title-page is this : — " The Tragedy of Julius Csesar, with the Death of Brutus and Cassius ; written originally by Shakespeare, and since altered by Sir William D'avenant and John Dryden, Poets Laureate , as it is now acted by his Ma- jesty's Company of Comedians, at the Theatre Eoyal. To which is prefixed the Life of Julius Csesar, abstracted from Plutarch and Suetonius." 12mo. 1719. In a quarto volume of plays in the library of the Faculty of Advocates, Edinburgh, there occurs an edi- tion of Julius Csesar, without date, but printed "for Henry Herringham," the intimate acquaintance of both D'Avenant and Dryden, " as performed at the Theatre Eoyal," but without any mention being made of their names in connection with it. The title is this : — " Julius C^sar. A Tragedy, as it is now acted at the Theatre Royal. Written by William Shakespeare, Lon- don, Printed by H. H., jun., for Hen. Herringham and R. Bentley, in Russel Street, in Covent Garden, and sold by Joseph Knight and Francis Saunders, at the Bleu- Anchor, in the Lower Walk of the New-Exchange, in the Strand." The cast of the characters is thus given : — " Julius Csesar, Mr Goodman. Octavius Csesar, Mr Perrin. Antony, Mr Kynnaston. Brutus, Cassius, Casca, Trebonius, Ligurius, Decius, Brutus, Metellus, Cimber, Cinna (Conspirators), by Mr Betterton, Mr 112 THE LAW AGAINST LOVERS. Smith, Mr Griffin, Mr Saunders, Mr Bowman, Mr Wil- liams, Mr Montfort, Mr Carlile. Artimedorus, Mr Per- civaL Messala and Titinius, Mr Wiltshier and Mr Gillo. Cinna, the Poet, Mr Jevon. Flavins, Mr Norris. Ple- beians, Mr Underbill, Mr Lee, Mr Bright. Calphurnia, Md. Slingsby. Portia, Mrs Cook." Julius Csesar was performed at the Theatre Royal in 1682, about the time of the union of the two companies, and again in 1684, but again without any mention of either D'avenant or Dryden. It may be well to note here that a Latin play on the subject of Csesar's death was performed at Christ Church, in Oxford, in 1582. Malone thinks that there was an English play on the same subject previous to Shake- speare's. Csesar was killed in Pompey's portica, and not in the Capitol ; but the error is at least as old as Chaucer's time. " This Julius to the Capitolie wente Upon a day, that he was wont to gon. And in the Capitolie ouer him bent This false Brutus and his other soon, And sticked him with bodekins anon With many a wound," &o. — Chatuxr's Monie's Tale, v. 11, 621. The present tragi-comedy is composed out of two of Shakespeare's plays, " Measure for Measure" and " Much Ado About Nothing." The Biographia Britannica ob- serves that " Mr Langbaine gives a very good character of it, and indeed it is very smoothly and correctly written." Langbaine further says, " Though not only the cha- racters, but the language of the whole play almost, be borrowed from Shakespeare, yet where the language is rough or obsolete, our author has taken care to polish it : as, to give, instead of many, one instance — Shake- speare's Duke of Venice says thus (Act i., scene 1) : — " I love the people ; But do not like to stage me to their eyes ; Though it do well, I do not relish well Their loud applause, and Aves vehement ; Nor do I think the man of safe discretion, That does affect it." THE LAW AGAINST LOVERS. 113 In Sir William's play the Duke speaks as follows : — " I love the people ; But would not on the stage salute the crowd. I never relisht their applause ; nor think The Prince has true discretion who affects it." Shakespeare's comedy of " Measure for Measure " is founded on a novel in Cynthio Giraldi, viz., Deca Ottava, Novella 5». The like story is in Goulart's " Histoires Admirables de Notre Temps," tome i., p. 216, and in Lipsii Monita, 1. ii., c. 9, p. 125. Pope notes " that the story ' Measure for Measure' is taken, from Cinthio's Novels, Dec. 8, Nov. 5." The critical Warburton, in his edition of Shakespeare (as the author of " Canons of Criticism " observes), puts the contracted words at full length, thus : December 8, November 5. " Measure for Measure" was again altered in 1700, it is believed by Gildon, and published in 4to, under the title of "Measure for Measure, or Beauty the best Ad- vocate, as it is acted at the Theatre iu Lincoln's-Inn- Fields. Written originally by Mr Shakespear ; and now very much altered ; With additions of several En- tertainments of Musick. London : Printed for D. Brown, at the Black Swan without Temple bar ; and R. Parker at the Vnicorn under the Royal-Exchange in Cornhill, 1700." Langbaine says of " Much Ado About Nothing," " All that I have to remark is, that the contrivance oif Bora- chio, in behalf of John the Bastard, to make Claudio jealous of Hero, by the assistance of her waiting woman, Margaret, is borrowed from Ariosto's ' Orlando Fuiioso.' " See book the fifth, in the story of Lurcanio and Geneuza ; the like story is in Spencer's " Fairy Queen," bookii., canto 4. Pepys thus records the performance of the "Law against Lovers :" — 18th Feb. 1661-2.—" Having agreed with Sir W. Pen to meet him at the opera, and finding by my walking in the streets, which were everywhere full of brick-battes and tyles flung dovra by the extraordinary winde the last night (such as hath not been in memory before, unless at the death of the late Protector), that it was danger- V. H 114 THE LAW AGAINST LOVERS. ous to go out of doors ; and hearing how several persons had been killed to-day by the fall of things in the streets, and that the pageant in Fleet Street is most of it blown down, and hath broke down part of several houses, among others Dick Brigdon's ; and that one Lady San- derson, a person of quality in Covent Garden, was killed by the fall of the house, in her bed, last night ; I sent my boy to forbid Sir W. Pen to go forth. But he bringing me word that he is gone, I went to the opera, and saw The ' Law against Lovers,' a good play, and well per- formed, especially the little girl's (whom I never saw act before) dancing and singing ; and were it not for her, the losse of Eoxalaua would spoil the house." the names op the persons. The Duke of Savoy. Lord Angelo, his deputy. Benedick, brother to Angelo. „ ' I His friends. Balthazar, j EscHALUS, a counsellor. Claudio, in love with Julietta. Provost. Friar Thomas. Bernardine, a prisoner. Jailor. Fool. Hangman. Pages. Beatrice, a great heiress. Isabella, sister to Claudio. Julietta, mistress to Claudio. Viola, sisfer to Beatrice, very young. Francisca, a nun. Scene: Turin. THE LAW AGAINST LOVERS. Act I. Scene I. ETder Duke, An<}elo, and attendants. Duke. I'm sure in this your science does ex- ceed The measures of advice ; and to your skill, By deputation, I resolve to leave a while My place and strength. Ang. Your Highness does amaze me with your trust. Duke. Your brother will be here to-night ; and brings . His share of victory and fair renown. That victory gives me now free leisure to Pursue my old design of travelling ; Whilst, hiding what I am, in fit disguise, I may compare the customs, prudent laws, And managements of foreign States with ours. Ang. Your Highness has a plenteous choice of men, Whom you may here depute with more success, Than my abilities can promise. Duke. Here, take our commission ! In which we have enabled you with all The sev'ral strengths and organs of my pow'r : Your youth may bear that weight, which tires my age. Ang. In this acceptance, sir, I do with some Unwillingness obey your pleasure. 118 THE LAW AGAINST LOVERS. Duke. Heaven does with us as we with torches do, Not light them for themselves, but others' use. For if our virtues go not forth of us. It were alike as if we had them not. Be thou at full our self whilst we are absent From our seat in Turin. Ang. Sir, I could wish There were more trial of my mettle made. Before so noble and so great A figure as your own be stampt on it. Duke. No more evasion, I have proceeded towards you with choice. Sufficiently prepaid. Enter Eschalus. Good Eschalus, Your ceremony now of taking leave Must needs be short. You know the purpose ojf My trust to Angelo, who here has my Commission seal'd. ESCH. Your Highness having been So long resolv'd to travel, could not leave A deputation of your pow'r in better hands. Duke. Farewell ! our haste from hence is of import. You shall, as time and fit occasion serves, Have letters from us ; and I hope to know. With equal care, what does befall you here. Ang. Will not your Highness give us leave to bring You onward on the way 1 Duke. My haste permits it not. You need not, on mine honour, have to do With scruple, for your scope is as mine own ; So to enforce, or qualify the laws. As to your soul seems good. Give me your hand. THE LAW AGAINST LOVERS. 1 1 9 I'll privately away ! I love the people ; But would not on a stage salute the crowd. I never relisht their applause ; nor think The Prince has true discretion who affects it. Be kind still to your brother Benedick, And give him that respect which he Hath by his share in victory deserv'd. Once more, farewell ! Ang. The heavens give safety to your purposes. EsCH. Lead forth, and bring you back in happi- ness. [Exit Duke. Ang. I shall desire you Eschalus, to let Me have free speech with you ; for it concerns Me much to see the bottom of my place. The Duke has left me pow'r, but of what strength And nature it will prove, may haply Require your friendship to consider. EsCH. My lord, if it shall please you to with- draw. You may command my secresy and service. [Exeunt. Enter Beatrice, Julietta, Viola, Balthazar. Beat. Does Signior Benedick return to-night t Balt. We may expect him presently. He brings A share of conquest with him, and intends To make a modest entry here by stealth : But he is still as pleasant as you left him. Beat. How many has he kill'd, and eaten, in These wars 1 But pray, how many has he kill'd ? For I promis'd to eat all of his killing. Balt. He has done great service in these wars, lady. Beat. Sure you had musty victual then ; And he has helpt to eat it. I know, sir, He is a valiant trencher-man, and has A good stomach. 120 THE LAW AGAINST LOVERS. Balt. He is a good soldier, lady. Beat. A good soldier To a lady, but what is he to a lord 1 Balt. A lord to a lord, a man to a man : Stuft with all honourable virtues. Beat. He is, indeed, no less than a stuft man : But for the stuffing Well, we are all mortal. Jul. Do not mistake my cousin Beatrice, sir, There i.s a kind of a merry war between Count Benedick and her : they never meet, But there is a skirmish of wit between 'em. Beat. He got nothing by that. In our last en- counter Four of his iive wits did go halting off; And now the whole man is govern'd by one. I pray, sir, who's his companion now ? for he was wont Every month to have a new sworn brother. Balt. Ts't possible ? Beat. Very possible. He wears his faith but as the fashion of His hat; it stiU changes with the next block. Balt. Madam, the gentleman is not in your books. Viol. If he were, I have heard my sister say She would burn her study. Balt. Small mistress, have you learnt that in your primer ? This, madam, is your pretty bud of wit. VoiL. A bud that has some prickles, sir. Take heed; You cannot gather me. Beat. But, Signior Balthazar, I pray who is Count Benedick's companion ? Balt. At idle seasons, madam, he is pleas'd To use no better company than mine. Beat. He will hang on you like a disease, THE LAW AGAINST LOVERS. 121 He's sooner caught than the pestilence ; And the taker does run presently mad. Heaven help you, Balthazar, if you have caught The Benedickt, for it will cost you more Than a thousand pounds to be cur'd. Balt. I wish I may hold friendship with you, lady. Beat. Y'ave the wit, sir, to wish for your self. Jul. You'll never run mad, cousin. Beat Not till a hot January. Enter Servant. Serv. Madam, your guardian's brother, Count Benedick, Is newly enter'd. Beat. The man of war, having been flesht In the last battle, will bear all before him. Let us sound a retreat, and hide our selves Behind the hangings, to mark his behaviour. Viol. Dear sister, let me hide my self too [Beatrice, Viola, Juliet, step behind the hangings. Balt. pray do, with a bongrace from the sun. Madam, I'll leave you to your ambush. . .^^-Wto'^ETTEDICK, ESCHALUS. Ben. My brother private in affairs of State 1 EsCH. My lord, he's at this instant much re- serv'd ; But, when I shall acquaint him you are here. He will dismiss his business to receive, And welcome you 1 Ben. Signior Eschalus, I thank you : but it Is fit our private love should give free way To service which concerns the public profit. I am, sir, in some trouble, that I could Not have the happiness of paying my Obedience to his Highness ere he went. 122 THE LAW AGAINST LOVERS. Will he be absent long ? EscH. Tbat is unknown Even to your brother Angelo • who is his full Vicegerent here, and hath receiv'd commands To let you taste his pow'r, to every use That can procure you any benefit, In memory of your last service. Enter Lucio. Luc. My lord you are most happily return' d, And met with all the joys we can express. Ben. Lucio, I am much pleas'd to see you well ; It gives me hope that I shall have but few Sad evenings here in Turin, if the Beauties which I left be not quite wither' d, Their voices crackt, and their lutes hung on willows. Luc. My lord, I am not only hasten'd hither by My love to be the first that shall congratulate Your good success abroad, but to entreat Your aid at home. If you will please but to Take leave of that grave magistrate a while, I shall deliver you a message from mankind. Ben. How, Lucio 1 That is of concern indeed. Signior, I shall beseech you to observe My brother's leisure, that I may attend him. EsCH. Your lordship is most welcome to Turin. [Exit Eschalu.1. Ben. Now, Lucio, speak your affair from that great Common-Wealth which sent you, mankind. Balt. They are too many for you to enquire Particularly after their healths ; therefore He may without ceremony proceed. Luc. . You have heard of the supreme pow'r plac'd in Count Angelo, your brother 1 Ben. I have, Lucio. THE LAW AGAINST LOVEES. 123 Luc. Under your favour, sir, I may say the beginning of his rule Is not pleasing to the best sort of men ; He deals very hardly with lovers. Ben. I am sorry to hear that of a brother. Luc. My lord, I am more sorry to report it. He has already reviVd an old law, Which condemns any man to death, who gets, Being unmarried, a woman with child. Ben, How, Lucio 1 does he mean to govern, like The tyrant Turk, with eunuchs of his council 1 Luc. You must assuage the choler of his wisdom, And put him in mind that men are frail. Ben. This business, Balthazar, requires our care ; For we having professed against the bonds Of marriage, and he restraining The liberty of lovers, the good Duke, When he returns, will find no children left In Turin. Luc. For my part, sir, I only fear the destruction of learning : For if there be no children, farewell grammar- schools. Ben. Come, we must sit in council, Balthazar, Increase our party, and still defy marriage. Beat. We cannotJieaiL!fim,-J[uliet-fJefc4is-enter+ ' Eu^iSeatbice, Julietta, Viola. Ben. My dear lady disdain ! are you yet living? Beat. Can disdain die when she has so fit food To feed it as Benedick ? Ben. I am belov'd of all ladies, only You excepted ; and I am sorry they must lose Their sighs ; for I have a, hard heart, And can love none. Beat. A happiness to women ; who would else Be troubled with a most pernicious suitor ! But I can answer your humour ; for I 124 THE LAW AGAINST LOVERS. Had rather hear my dog bark at a crow, Than a man swear he loves me. Ben. Keep in that mind, lady, for then some of my Friends may scape a predestinate scratcht face. Beat. Scratching could not make it worse, If it were such a face as Benedick's. Ben. You are a rare parrot-teacher. Beat. A bird of my tongue is better than a beast of yours. Ben. I would my horse had the speed of your tongue ; But keep your way : I have done. Beat. Juliet, he always ends with a jade's trick. Jul. The gentleman's wit is tir'd after spurring. Vio. Y'are welcome home, my lord. Have you brought Any pendants and fine fans from the wars 1 Ben. What, my sweet bud, you are grown to a blossom ! ViO. My sister has promis'd me that I shall be A woman, and that you shall make love to me. When you are old enough to have a wife. Ben. This is not a chip of the old block, but will prove A smart twig of the young branch. Enter Eschalus and Servant. EsCH. Lord Angelo expects you, sir, and this Fair^ompany. [Ex. Beat. Ben. Balth. Jul. Esch. Vio. S^ERV. Signior Claudio, now under an arrest, Desires to speak with you. Luc. How ! under arrest ? The Governor's house Is no proper place for a prisoner's visit. Pray favour me so much as to tell him that I'U come down to receive his commands. [Ex. Serv. Luc. THE LAW AGAINST LOVERS. 125 Enter Provost, Clatidio, officers. Claud. Thus can the demi-god Authority make Us pay down for our offence by weight. Enter Lucio. Luc. Claudio ! how now ! from wlience comes this restraint 1 Claud. From too much liberty. As surfeit is the father of a fast, So liberty, by the immoderate use, Turns to restraint. Our nature does pursue An evil thirst, and when we drink we die. Luc. If I could speak as wisely under arrest, I would send for some of my creditors ; Yet, to say truth, I had rather enjoy The foppery of freedom, than the wise Morality of imprisonment. What Is thy offence, Claudio ? Claud. To speak of it were to offend again. Luc. What is it, murder ] Claud. No. Luc. I believe 'tis that which the precise call incontinence. Claud. You may call it so. Ente/r Balthazar. , Bal. I am told Claudio is arrested. Luc. 'Tis too true, Balthazar. Bal. What is his crime ? Luc. Lord Angelo has taught us so much modesty. That I am asham'd to name it. Bal. What, is there a maid with child by him ? Luc. No, but I fear there is a woman with maid by him. Prov. Signior, I shall offend if you stay here : Be pleas'd to go. 126 THE LAW AGAINST LOVERS. Claud. Provost, allow me but a few words more. Luc. Pray, Claudio, speak your mind : we are your friends. Claud. I grieve to tell you, gentlemen, that I Have got possession of Julietta's bed. She is my wife by sacred vows, and by A contract seal'd with form of witnesses. But we the ceremony lack of marriage, And that, unhappily, we did defer Only for the assurance of a dowry Eemaining in the coffers of her friends ; From whom we thought it fit to hide our love, Till time had master' d their consent to it. But so it happens, that Our oft stolen pleasure is now writ With characters too gross in Juliet. Bal. With child, perhaps. Claud. 'Tis so ; And the new deputy Awakens all the enroU'd penalties. Which have been nineteen years unread, and makes Me feel the long neglected punishment, By such a la"w, as three days after Arrest, requires the forfeit of my head. Luc. Thy head stands now so slightly On thy shoulders, that a milk-maid, if she Be in love, may sigh it off. Bal. Lucio, you are a stranger to Lord Angelo, But I well know the sourness of his soul : And I was told, in passing to you hither, That Juliet is arrested in his house. And forc'd from the protection of The Lady Beatrice, his fair ward. Luc. I like it not : send quickly to the Duke, And then appeal to him. Claud. I have done so ; but he's not to be found. I prithee, Lucio, lend me thy assistance ; THE LAW AGAINST LOVERS. 127 This day my sister should the cloister enter, And there receive her approbation. Acquaint her with the danger I am in ; Implore her in my name, that she make friends To the strict deputy : she must herself assay him ; I have great hope in that ; for in her youth There is a sweet and speechless dialect. Such as moves men ; and well she can persuade. Luc. I wish she may. I would be loth That any of my friends should foolishly Play away their lives at a game of tick-tack. Bal. We will both to her presently. Claud. Come, officers, away ! Enter Duke and Friar Thomas. Duke. No, Holy Father; throw away that thought ; Love's too tender to dwell in my cold bosom. I desire you to give me secret harbour, For a design more grave and wrinkled than The aims of giddy youth can have. Friar. May your Grace speak of it ? Duke. None, Holy Father, better knows than you. How I have ever lik'd a life retir'd ; And still have weary of assemblies been, Where witless youth comes drest to be ador'd. I have deliver'd to Lord Angelo, A man of strictness, and firm abstinence, My absolute pow'r and place here in Turin ; And he believes me travelling to Spain. Now, pious sir, you will demand of me Why I did this ? Friar. I fain would know. Duke. We have strict statutes, and chastising laws. Which I have suffer'd nineteen years to sleep, 128 THE LAW AGAINST LOVERS. Even like an o'ergrown lion in a cave That goes not out to prey. But as fond fathers Bind up the threatening rod, and stick it in Their children's sight, for terror more than use, Till it in time become more markt than fear'd ; So our decrees, dead to infliction to Themselves are dead, and froward liberty Does Justice strike, as infants beat the nurse. Friak. This tied up Justice, sir, you might have soon Let loose, which would have seem'd more dreadful Than in Angelo. Duke. Too dreadful, sir. For since It was my fault to give the people scope, It may seem tyranny to punish them For what I bid them act. We do no less Than bid unlawful actions to be done. When evil deeds have their permissive pass. Friar. I am convinc'd. Duke. I have on Angelo impos'd Th' unpleasant pow'r of punishing; who may. Within the ambush of my name, — strike home. And to behold how he does rule, I will, As if I were a brother of your order, Visit both Prince and people. Therefore, I pray. Supply me with the habit, and instruct me how I may in person a true friar seem. I can allow you no more reasons for This action now, than that Lord Angelo Stands at a guard with envy, and does scarce Confess that his blood flows ; The man seems singular, but we shall see, If pow'r change purpose, what our seemers be. [Exeunt. Enter Isabella, and Francisca a nun. ISA. But have you Nuns no further privilege 1 THE LAW AGAINST LOVERS. 129 Nun. Are not these large enough ? ISA. They are ! I speak not as desiring more, But rather wishing a more strict restraint Were on the sisterhood vow'd to Saint Clare. Luc. Ho ! peace be in this place ! [Lucio, Balthazar within. ISA. Who is it that does call 1 Nun. It is a man's voice. Gentle Isabella, Pray turn the key, and know his business of him : You may, I may not ; you are yet unsworn. When you have vow'd you must not speak with men, But in the presence of the prioress ; Then if you speak you must not shew your face ; Or if you shew your face, you must not speak. Luc. Ho ! the sisterhood. Nun. He caUs again ; I pray you answer him. ISA. Peace and prosperity ! Who is't that calls ? Ilnter LuGio, Balthazar. Luc. Hail virgin ! please you befriend us so, As to permit us to the sight of Isabell, A novice of this place and sister to Young Claudio, her unhappy brother. ISA. Why her unhappy brother ? Let me ask ; The rather since I now must make it known I am that Isabella, and his sister. Luc. Gentle, and fair ! your brother kindly greets you. Bal. We cannot, Lucio, come too suddenly With sorrows to a mind prepar'd ; 'tis fit You tell her that her brother is in prison. ISA. Ay me ! for what ? Luc. For that which cannot be excus'd ; And yet, perhaps if he were tried By judges not much older than himself. Would have an easy punishment. He has, V. I 130 THE LAW AGAINST LOVERS. I hope unwillingly, got his friend with child. IsA. Sir, make me not your scorn. Luc. I would not, though 'tis my familiar sin To jest with maids, play with all virgins so. I hold you as a thing enshrin'd, and to Be talkt with as a, saint in all sincerity. IsA. You hurt the good in mocking me. Bal. Believe what he has said is truth. ISA. Some one with child by him t my cousin Juliet ? Luc. Is she your cousin ? ISA. Adoptedly, as school-maids change their names. Luc. She it is. ISA. Let him marry her. Bal. Married they are in sight of heaven, though not With such apparent forms as makes the law Approve and witness it. Luc. The Duke is very strangely gone from hence ; And, with full force of his authority, Lord Angelo now rules ; a man whose blood Is very snow-broth, one who never feels The wanton motions of the sense ; but does Eebate and blunt his natural edge With morals, Lady. He studies much, And fasts. Bal. To frighten libertines, who long have scap'd. And silently have run by th' sleeping face Of hideous law, as mice by lions steal. Lord Angelo has hastily awak'd A dreadful act, undet whose heavy sense. Your brother's life falls into desperate forfeit. Luc. All hope is gone, unless you have the grace. THE LAW AGAINST LOVERS. 131 By moving prayers, to soften Angelo. ISAB. Does he so sternly seek his life 1 Luc. He has already sentenc'd him, and, as I hear, the Provost has a warrant for His execution. ISAB. Alas, what poor abilities Have I to do him good ? Balt. Make trial of what pow'r you have. ISAB. My pow'r, alas, J doubt. Luc. Go to Lord Angelo, and let him know, When virgins sue, men give like Gods ; But when they weep and kneel, no pow'r has then So much of devil in't as not to yield. ISAB. I'll see what I can do. Luc. But speedily. ISAB. I will about it straight ; Not staying longer, than to give the mother Notice of my business. I humbly thank you. Commend me to my brother ! Soon at night I'll send him certain word of my success. Luc. We take our leaves. ISAB. Heaven guide you, gentlemen ; And so prepare to Angelo my way. As if Saint Glare did prompt me how to pray. [Exeunt. Act IL Scene I. Enter Angelo, Benedick. Ben. But for ill doing, sir, must Claudio die 1 Ang. The law appoints that he Who gets a child unlawfully must die. Ben. But must a man be requited with death. For giving life to another ? 132 THE LAW ACxAINST LOVERS. Ang. We must not make a scare-crow of the law ; Setting it up to fright our birds of prey ; And let it keep one shape, till custom makes it Not their terror, but their perch. Ben. Call, sir, your own affections to accompt, Had time concur'd wjth place, or place with wishing ; And, had the resolution of your blood Found means t'attain th' effect of your own purpose. Perhaps, in some hot Season of your life. Even you, sir, would have err'd in that For which you censure him. Ang. 'Tis one thing to be tempted. Benedick, Another thing to fall. I not deny The jury passing on a prisoner's life. May, in the sworn twelve, have a thief or two Guiltier than him they try. What knows the law. Whether thieves pass on thieves 1 You cannot lessen his offence, because I have offended too : but tell me at That time, when I, who censure him, do so Offend ; and my own judgment then shall be A pattern for my death. Brother, he must die ! Ben. Sir, when I heard you had the place of Justice, I did not think your gravity did mean To swagger with her broad sword. Can dame Justice Become, so soon, so notable a cutter 1 Ang. You have leave to be pleasant ; but I pray Listen to^^chalus, he'll give you counsel. — " " [Exit, and Enter EscHALUS. 'Ben. Good Eschalus ! I should have found you I put. THE LAW AGAINST LOVERS. 1 33 Is there no means to save poor Claudio's life ? EscH. Your brother has given order to the Provost, To see his execution punctually Perform'd, by nine to-morrow morning. Ben. a short warning for a terrible long journey. EsCH. A confessor will be sent to prepare him. Ben. I'm told, Signior Eschalus, you have coun- sel for me. EscH. My lord, I'll not presume to call it mine ; 'Tis from your brother, who does well advise. That you would please to think of marriage. You know the lady Beatrice was his ward ; And now her wardship is expir'd. Ben. Marry? What to beget boys for the headsman 'i EsCH. Good, my lord, leaving your severity. You needs must think her beauty worth your praise. Ben. She's too low for a high praise, and too little For a great praise ; but thus far I'll commend her; Were she other than she is, she were then Unhandsome, and, being no other but As she is, I do not like her. EsCH. My proposal deserves a steady answer. Ben. My brother, sir, and I, walk several ways. He takes care to destroy unlawful lovers ; And I'll endeavour to prevent th' increase Of lawful cuckolds. EscH. None of the beauteous sex can have more virtue, Than fair Beatrice. Ben. Sir, I sincerely allow your opinion. She is yet very exceedingly virtuous. And has a laziness towards love : but, sir. She has too much wit, and great wits will not long 134 THE LAW AGAINST. LOWERS. Lye idle. EsCH. You have too much mirth to have sus- picion. Ben. As I will not do ladies so much wrong To mistrust any, so I'll do myself;. The right to trust none. EsCH. This suits not with your brother's i)ur- pose. Bnt&r Lircio, Balthazar. Ben. Welcome ! are either of you inclin'd to marriage ? Bal. How, marriage t it is a noose for ninnies ; Do you think I will have a recheat winded In my forehead, or hang my bugle in An invisible baldrick ? LtFC. If I ever marry, let mine eyes he Pickt out with the pen of a ballad-maker, And hang me up at the door of a brothel, For the sign of blind cupid. Ben. You see, Signior Eschalus, my brother makes So many enemies to propagation. That if the Duke stay long, he may chance find A dominion without subjects. Luc. If he have any, they will need No governor, for they will all be old Enough to govern themselves. Enter Beatrice, Viola. Ben. Here comes the Lady. April, whose fair face Is always incident to some foul weather. Beat. I wonder you will still be talking. Benedick ; Nobody marks you. Ben. I mean to fdrink THE LAW AGAINST LOVERS. 135 Opium before I come in your company, That you may excuse my follies, With saying, I talk in my sleep, Beat. Where is Lord Angelo ? ESCH. Madam, he is retir'd. Beat. What, to his prayers. As executioners kneel down and ask pardon Before they handle the axe 1 Ben. Hale in Main-Bolin ! the storm begins ! Beat. Heaven send the good Duke here again ! do you Not hear, Signior Eschalus, of the mutiny In town 1 EsCH. No, Madam ! Is there a mutiny 1 Beat. All the midwives, nurses, and milk- women Are up in arms, because the governor Has made a law against lovers. Ben. True, the law is, that none, who have not been Bound prentices to Hymen, shall set up In the trade of making children. EsCH. Madam, you will marry, and have your freedom. Beat. Marry ? yes, if you will fashion me a man Of a middle constitution, between Lord Angelo's Carthusian gravity And his brother Benedick ; the one is Too like a State-image and says nothing ; And the other, top like a country lady's Eldest son, evermore talking. Ben. Nay, do but persecute my brother, And I am satisfied. Beat. Signior Eschalus, is not my wardship out ? EsCH. Yes, madam. Beat. And this house, where the governor lives, mine o^vn 1 136 THE LAW AGAINST LOVERS. ESCH. Madam, it is ! Beat. Methinks my guardian Is but a rude tenant. How durst he, with Unmanly power, force my cousin Juliet from me ? EscH. Lady, it was the law that us'd that force. Beat. The law? Is she not married by such vows As will stand firm in Heaven ? that's the sub- stantial part Which carries the effect, and must she then Be punisht for neglect of form 1 Must conscience be made good by compliment 1 Ben. My brother will have men behave them- selves To Heaven, as boys do to their pedants : they Must not say grace, without making their legs. Beat. I am glad. Benedick, to hear you're Sometimes in the right. Ben. I'm in the right, lady, only As often as you are in the wrong. Beat. Pray, Signior Eschalus, desire my guardian To let the divines govern the civilians. I would have my cousin's spiritual marriage Stand good in conscience, though 'tis bad in law. She must not be lockt up Tpithin thick waUs And iron grates : a woodbine arbour will Prove strong enough to hold a lady, when She is grown so weak as to be in love. Viol. Pray, sister, why is Juliet in prison 1 Beat. Peace, Viola, you are too young to know. Ben. She play'd with a bearded baby, mistress. Contrary to law. Viol. Alas, poor Juliet ! I'll sing no more To the governor, till he lets her out. Beat. Sir, the deputy drinks too much vinegar ; THE LAW AGAINST LOVERS. 137 It makes his disposition sour. EscH. Pray, madam, tell him so. Beat. No, sir, you Statesmen manage your discourse Amongst yourselves by signs. I am not mute Enough to understand your mysteries. Come, Viola, 111 write to the Duke ! [Exeunt Beatrice, Viola. Ben. This would make a rare wife, were she not A woman. Balt. You with the men, and she with the maids, will Quickly forbid all banes. Luc. If we do not Bring ill poesies of wedding rings out of Fashion, l^et's not be numbred with the wit.s. _^__ [Exeunt. "" Enter Angelo and Provost. AnG. What is your business, Provost % Prov. Is it your will Claudio shall die to morrow % Ang. Did I not say he should ? Had you not order ? Why do you ask again ? Prov. Lest I might be too rash. Under your good correction, I have seen When, after execution, the wise judge Has his rash doom repented. Ang. Do you your office, or else give it up ! And you shall well be spar'd. Prov. I crave your Excellency's pardon. What shall be done with the weeping Juliet % Ang. Dispose of her to some apartment in The prison, where Claudio may not see her. Enier Servant. Sekv. Here is a sister of the man condemn'd 138 THE LAW AGAINST LOVERS. Desires access to you. Ang. Already is his sister come 1 She has the reputation, Provost, of A virtuous maid. Pkov. Ay, my good lord, a very virtuous maid, And to be shortly of a sisterhood. Ang.. Let her he admitted ! [ExU Servant. Provost take care that Juliet be remov'd At distance from her lover. Enter Lucio, Isabell. Peov. Heaven still preserve your Excellence. Ang. Stay here awhile ! Y'are welcome. What's your will ? ISAB. I am a woeful suitor to your Excellence, If you in goodness will vouchsafe to hear me. Ang. What is your suit ? ISAB. There is a vice which most I do abhor. And most desire that it should meet rebuke ; For which I would not plead, but that I must. Ang. Well, come to the matter ! ISAB. I have a brother is condemn'd to die. I would beseech you to condemn the fault, and not My brother. Prov. Heaven give thee moving graces ! Ang. Is not each fault condemn'd ere it be done 1 I were the very cipher of authority, If I should fine the fault, whose fine stands in Record, and yet forgive the actor. ISAB. Oh just but yet severe law ! I had a brother then. Heaven keep you, sir. Luc. Give it not over so ! to him again : Kneel down before him ; y'are too cold. ISAB. Must he needs die ? Ang. Virgin, no remedy. IsAB. Yes, I believe that you might pardon him;' And neither Heaven, nor man, would at THE LAW AGAINST LOVEKS. 139 The mercy grieve. Ang. I -will not do't. ISAB. You can then, if you would 1 Ang. That which I should not do, I cannot do. ISAB. But you may do it, sir, and do the world No hurt. I would your heart were toucht with such Remorse, as mine is to him. Ang. He's sentenc'd ; 'tis too late ! Luc. You are too tame. ISAB. Too late? I who have spoke a word may call The meaning back. No ceremony. No ornament which to the great belongs ; Not the King's crown, nor the deputed sword, The martial's truncheon, nor the judge's robe, Become them with so beautiful a grace As mercy does. If he had been as you. And you as he, you might have err'd like him; But he, like you, would not have been so stern. Ang. I pray, be gone ! ISAB. Would Heaven, if you were Isabell, that I A while might have your pow'r, to let you see How soon the sorrow of a sister's tears Should cleanse the foulness of a brother's fault. Luc. That is the vein ! touch it boldly. Ang. Your brother is a forfeit of the law ; And you but waste your words. ISAB. Alas, alas ! all souls were forfeit once ; And he who might the vantage best have took Found out the remedy. What would you do If he, who on the utmost top of heights. On judges sits, should judge you as you are ? Ang. Be you content, fair maid, It was the law, not I, condemn'd your brother : Were he my kinsman or my son, it should Be with him thus. And he must die to-morrow. ISAB. To-morrow 1 Oh, that's sudden ! spare him ! spare him ! 140 THE LAW AGAINST LOVERS. He's not prepar'd. Even for our kitchens we The fowl of season kill. Shall we serve Heaven With less respect, than we would minister To our gross selves t My lord, in mercy speak ! Who is it that has died for this offence 1 Too many have committed it. Luc. Well said ! Ang. The law has not been dead, though it has slept. Those many had not dar'd to act that crime, If he, who first the edict did infringe. Had answer'd for his deed. 'Tis now awake ; Takes note of what is done, and, prophet-like, Looks in a glass, which shows what future ilk Might by remissness be in progress hatcht. ISAB. Yet show some pity ! Ang. I show it most when I most justice show. For I commiserate then even those whom I Shall never know ; and whose offences, if They were forgiven, might afterwards destroy them. And also do him right, who, punisht for One pleasing crime, lives not to act another. Be satisfied ; your brother dies to-morrow. ISAB. So you, my lord, must be the first that e'er This sentence gave, and he the first that suffers it. 'Tis excellent to have a giant's strength, But tyrannous to use it like a giant. Luc. Well said again ! IsAB. If men could thunder As great Jove does, Jove ne'er would quiet be ; For every cholerick petty ofiicer Would use his magazine in heaven for thunder ; We nothing should but thunder hear. Sweet Heaven ! Thou rather with thy stiff and sulph'rous bolt Dost split the knotty and obdurate oak Than the soft myrtle. but man, proud man. THE LAW AGAINST LOVERS. 141 Brest in a little brief authority, Most ignorant of what he thinks himself Assur'd, does in his glassy essence, like An angry ape, play such fantastic tricks Before high Heaven, as would make angels laugh If they were mortal, and had spleens like us. Luc. To him ! he will relent, I feel him coming. Prov. Pray Heaven she gain him ! Ang. Why do you use this passion before me ? ISAB. Authority, though it does err like others, yet has a kind of med'cine in itself, Which skins the top of every vice. Knock at your bosom, sir, and ask your heart If it contains no crime resembling my Poor brother's fault, and then, if it confess A natural guiltiness, such as his is. Let it not sound a sentence from your tongue Against my brother's life ! Ang. She speaks such sense As with my reason breeds such images. As she has excellently form'd. Farewell ! ISAB. Gentle, my lord, turn back ! Ang. I will bethink me ; come again to-morrow. ISAB. Hark, how I'll bribe you ; good, my lord, turn back ! Ang. How ! bribe me 1 ISAB. Ay, with such gifts that Heaven shall share with you. Luc. You had marr'd all else. ISAB. With early prayers that shall Be up at Heaven, and enter there before The morning's casement opens to the world ; The prayers of fasting maids. Ang. Well, come to me to-morrow ! Luc. Enough, away! IsAB. All that is good be near your Excellence. Ang. I thank you. 142 THE LAW AGAINST LOVERS. IsAB. At what hour shall I attend you ? Anc. At any time ere noon. ISAB. The angels still preserve you ! [Exeunt all but Angela. Ang. From all, but from thy virtue, maid ! I love her virtue. But, temptation ! ! Thou false and cunning guide ! who in disguise Of virtue's shape lead'st us through heaven to hell. No vicious beauty could with practised art. Subdue, like virgin-innocence, my heart. [Exit. Enter Duke in disguise of a friar, and Provost. Duke. Hail to you, Provost, so I think you are ! Prov. I am the Provost. What's your will, good father ? Duke. Bound by my charity, and my blessed orders, I come to visit the afflicted minds In prison here. Do me the common right To let me see them ; and to let me know The nature of their crimes, that I may minister Accordingly to their relief. Prov. I would do more than that, if more were needful. Look, here comes one ! who in her flames of youth Enter Juliet. Has blister'd her fair fame. She is with child, And he that got it sentenc'd. Duke. When must he die % Prov. As I believe, to-morrow. I'll go in, and prepare him for your visit : In the meantime bestow your counsel here. [Exit Provost. Duke. Eepent you, fair one, of the . sin you carry? THE LAW AGAINST LOVERS. 143 Jul. I bear my punishment most patiently. Duke. I'll teach you how you shall arraign your conscience, And try your penitence. Jul. I'll gladly learn. , • Duke. Lov'd you the man that wrong'd you 1 Jul. Yes, as I lov'd the woman that wrong'd him. Duke. So then it seems you mutually have sinn'd 1 Jul. We mutually have sinn'd against the law : And I repent for it, but am as much Afflicted at my ignorance, Not knowing 'twas a sin when I transgrest, As at the sin itself. Duke. If, daughter, you repent that sin, because It brings you shame, it is a common and An erring grief, which looks more at ourselves Than towards Heaven; not sparing Heaven for love. But fear. Jul. As 'tis an evil I repent, and grieve not for The shame, because you think it is deserVd. Duke. There rest. Your partner, as I hear, must die to-morrow ; And I am going with instructions to him. Grace go with you ! [JSnt. Jul. Must die to-morrow 1 oh injurious love ! It respites me a life whose very best Is stiU a dying horror. [Exit. Enter Olaudio, Lucio, Balthazar. Balt. Claudio, to tarry longer with you now Were but to lose that time which we Must husband for your benefit. No care Is wanting in your sister, nor in us. Luc. Our lawyers make good merchandise of women, 144 THE LAW AGAINST LOVERS. The head of a man pays for a maidenhead. Claud. There is no rack so painful in this prison, As that which stretches me 'tween hope and doubt. All I desire is certainty, Balt. You speak as if you were already in Another world ; for there's no certainty In this. We'll see you hourly : so farewell ! Luc. When I leave this wanton world to meet death, I'll ride post to him on a hobby-horse, And fence against his dart with a fool's bauble. Claud. By all your loyal friendship, Balthazar, Let Juliet be protected with your care And courage from injurious tongues. Balt. I will deserve your trust. Claud. Pray serve her, with a noble tenderness. In all that her afflictions shall require. Balt. I need not such a strict command, Away, let's leave him to his meditations ! Luc. Remember, Claudio, This wicked world does homags to rich fools. And witty men want money. Enter Provost. Prov. a father desires to speak with you. [Exeunt Claudio, Provost. Luc. Methinks it is too late for Claudio to Expect a reprieve. Balt. Hope is so familiar an acquaintance, That, though she stays vidth us all day, yet we Are loth to part with her at night. Luc. Where is Benedick ? Balt. Gone to Beatrice ! she just now sent for him. Luc. We shall never out-face the world with our Invectives against marriage, for I find Sexes will meet, though mountains and rough seas THE LAW AGAINST LOVERS. 145 Make a long space between them. Our design On Benedick and Beatrice must be pursu'd. Balt. Let's to the governors, and in the way I'll tell thee how we ought to manage it. [^Exeunt. Enter Angelo. Ang. My weighty office I can value now But as an idle plume worn in the wind. Enter Servant. Serv. The sister, sir, of Claudio desires access ! Ang. Shew her the way into the gallery ! [Exit Servant. Why does my blood, thus flowing to my heart, Make it unable for it self, whilst then It dispossesses other parts of that Which they in lesser streams would useful make ? So deal officious throngs with him who swounds ; They come to help him, and they stop the air By which he should revive ; and so The numerous subjects to a well-wisht King Quit their own home, and in rude fondness to His presence crowd, where their unwelcome love Does an offence, and an oppression prove. [Exit. Act III. Scene I. Enter Isabell, Angelo. Isab. I am come to know your pleasure. Ang. That you might know it would much better please me, Than to demand what 'tis : your brother cannot live. ISAB. Even so 1 Heaven keep your Excellence. Ang. Stay a little, v. K 146 THE LAW AGAINST LOVERS. For he perhaps may live awhile : nay, and As long as you or I, since none can know Their own appointed ends. Yet, he must die. ISAB. Under your sentence 1 Ang. Yes. ISAB. When, I beseech you 1 that, in his reprieve Longer or shorter, he may be so fitted That his soul may not suffer with his body. Ang. He had a filthy vice. It were as good To pardon him that has from nature stol'n A man already made, as to permit Their saucy sweetness, who Heaven's image coin In stamps which are forbid. ISAB. That is set down in Heaven, but not on earth. Ang. How ! say you so 1 then I shall quickly poze you. Which had you rather, that the most just law Should take your brother's life, or, to redeem him, Give up your precious self to such a blemish As she permitted whom he stain'd 1 ISAB. I'll rather give my body than my soul. Ang. I talk not of your soul. Our compell'd sins Do more for number stand, than for account. ISAB. How say you, sir ? Ang. Nay, I'll not warrant that : for I can speak Against the thing I say : answer to this. I, now the voice of the recorded law. Pronounce a sentence on your brother's life, Might there not be a charity in sin. To save this brother's life ] ISAB. Please you to do't, I'll take it as a peril to my soul. It is no sin at all, but charity. Ang. You doing it at peril of your soul, THE LAW AGAINST LOVERS. 147 Make equal poize of sin and charity. ISAB. That I do beg his life, if it be sin, Heav'n let me bear't. If it be sin for you To grant my suit, I'll make it still my prayer To have it added to the faults of mine, And not to your account. Ang. Nay, but hear me ! Your sense pursues not mine ; sure you are igno- rant ; Or seem so craftily, and that's not good. ISAB. Let me be ignorant, and in nothing good, But graciously to know I am no better. Ang. Thus wisdom wishes to appear most bright. When it does tax itself ; as a black mask Often proclaims a cover'd beauty more. Than beauty does itself when openly Displayed. But mark me, Isabell, Or rf I may more plainly be receiv'd, I'll speak more home. Your brother is to die. ISA. So! Ang. And his offence is such, as it appears Accountant to the law. ISA. True ! Ang. Admit no other way could save his life, As I subscribe not that, nor any other. Unless by way of question, but that you Finding yourself desir'd of such a man Whose credit with the judge could free your brother Must either yield the treasures of your youth, Or else must let him die : what would you do ? ISA. As much for my poor brother, as for Isabell. Th' impression of sharp whips I gladly would As rubies wear, and strip myself Even for a grave, as for a bed, ere I Would yield my honour up to shame. Ang. Then must your brother die. Us THE LAW AGAINST LOVERS. ISA. And 'twere the cheaper way. Better it were a brother die a while, Than a sister, by redeeming him. Should die for ever. Ang. Are you then as cruel as that sentence Which you have slander'd so ? IsA. Ignoble ransom no proportion bears To pardon freely given ; and lawful mercy Is not at aU akin to foul redemption. Ang. You seem'd of late to make the law a tyrant ; And so your brother's guiltiness excus'd, As if it rather might be styl'd A recreation than a vice. ISA. pardon me, my Lord. Oft it falls out. That pleaders speak not what they mean, In hope to get what they would have. I sometimes may excuse the thing I hate, For his advantage whom I dearly love. Ang. We are all frail. ISA. Else let my brother die. Ang. Nay, women are frail too. IsA. Ay, as the glasses where they see them- selves. Which are as easily broke, as they make forms. Women 1 help Heaven ! pray call us ten times frail. For we are soft, as our complexions are. And soon a bad impression take. Ang. And from this testimony of your own sex, Since I suppose we are not made so strong, But that our faults may shake our frames, let me Be bold t'arrest your words. Be what you are ! That is, a woman, if y'are more y'are none. If you be one, as you are well exprest By all external warrants, shew it now. ISA. I have no tongue but one. Gentle, my lord, THE LAW AGAINST LOVEKS. 149 Let me entreat you speak the former language. Ang. Plainly conceive, I love you. ISA. My brother did love Juliet ; And you tell me he shall die for it. Ang. He shall not, Isabell, if you give me love. ISA. Your pow'r may your discretion licence give. And make you seem much fouler than you are, To draw on others. Ang. Believe me on mine honour. My words express my purpose. ISA. Ha ! little honour to be much believ'd, Your purpose is pernicious now discern'd. I will proclaim thee, Angelo, look for't ; Sign me a present pardon for my brother. Or I will tell the world aloud What man thou art. Ang. Who wiU believe you, IsabeU ? My unsoil'd name, austerity of life, My word against you, and my place i'th' State, Will so your accusation overweigh. That you'll be stifled in your own report. And now I give my sensual race the reins ! Yield to my passion, or your brother must Not only die, but your unkindness shall Draw out his death to ling'ring pains. To-morrow answer me, or, by that love Which now does guide me, I will be A tyrant to him. [Exit. ISA. To whom shall I complain 1 If I tell this who will believ't ? I'll to my brother straight. That he may know false Angelo's request, And then prepare for his eternal rest. -^^XM^ Unter Benedick and Beatrice, several ways. Ben. I was told, lady, you would speak with me. / 150 THE LAW AGAINST LOVERS. Beat. I would, and I would not. Ben. Then I'll stay, or I will not stay ; 'Tis all one to me. Beat. Nay, I know you are but an indififerent man : Yet now, by chance, I rather am inclin'd That you should stay. Ben. And 'tis a greater chance That our inclinations should so soon meet ; For I will stay. Beat. Your brother is a proper Prince ! he rules With a rod in's hand instead of a sceptre, Like a country school-master in a church ; He keeps a large palace with no attendants. And is fit to have none but boys for his subjects. Ben. As ill as he governs, if my Design thrive against the fetters of marriage. As his does against the liberty of lovers. His rule may last till the end of the world ; For there will be no next generation. Beat. Would I might trust you. Benedick. Ben. Madam, you believe me to have some honour. If you have most secretly invented A new dressing, can you think I'll reveal The fashion before you wear it ? Beat. Notwithstanding your seeming indis- position To inventions of fashion, yet there be Those in Turin, who have intercepted Packets between you and tailors of Paris. Well, though those are but light correspondents, Yet I would trust you in matter of weight. Ben. I hope, lady, you have no plot upon me. I'U marry no woman. Beat. I did not think you had been so well natur'd. THE LAW AGAINST LOVERS. 15] As to prevent the having any of Your breed. Marry you ? what should I do with you? Dress you in my old gown, and make you my Waiting-woman ? Ben. a waiting-woman with a beard t Beat. I shall ne'er endure a husband with a beard. I had rather lye in woolen. Ben. Though you disguise matrimonial preten- sions With pretty scorn, yet I am glad I have A beard for my own defence. And though fashion Makes me have much, and that you believe me A lover of fashions, yet mine shall grow To a very bush, for my greater security. But, pray proceed to your matter of weight. Beat. I will trust you ; not as a man of love. But a man of arms. Ben. At your own peril ! And, more t' encourage you, I will declare That though I'm very loth to come within The narrow compass of a wedding ring, Yet I owe every fair lady a good turn. But to the business. Beat. In brief you must /Eenew familiarity with your brother; jAnd steal the use of his signet to seal j Julietta's pardon and her liberty, j And Claudio's too : this done, they shall practise i Their escape, I'll endeavour mine ; and you iSignior may shift for yourself. ^ Ben. This is but betraying an ill brother For a good pui-pose ; I'll do't if I can. Beat. You shall give me the signet, for I'll have AU in my own management. 152 THE LAW AGAINST LOVERS. Ben. No, though I rob my brother of the signet, You shall not rob me of the danger. Beat. Then I'll proceed no further. Ben. That as you please. Beat. You would have the honour of the business ? Ben. 'Tis due to my sex. Beat. Fare you well, sir ! yet you May come again an hour hence, to receive An ill look. Ben. That will not fright me much; for you can look No better than you use to do. [Ex. Ben. at one dom: Enter ViOLA at another. Viol. Sister, I have got verses. Signior Lucio Made them : he and Balthazar are within. Beat. Is Lucio become a man of metre ? That's the next degree upward to the giddy Station of a foolish lover. They are Compos'd into a song too. Sing it, Viola ! Viola sings the song. Viol. Wake all the dead ! what hoa ! what hoa ! How soundly they sleep whose pillows lye low; They mind not poor lovers who walk above On the decks of the world in storms of love. No whisper now nor glance can pass Through wickets or through panes of glass ; For our windows and doors are shut and barr'd. Lye close in the church, and in the church- yard. THE lAW AGAINST LOVERS. 153 In ev'ry grave make room, make room ! The world's at an end, and we come, we come. 2. The State is now love's foe, love's foe ; '_T has seiz'd on his arms, his quiver and bow ; Has pinion'd his wings, and fetter'd his feet; Because he made way for lovers to meet. But sad chance, his judge was old ; Hearts cruel grow, when blood grows cold. No man being young, his process would draw. heavens that love should be subject to law ! Lovers go woo the dead, the dead ! Lye two in a grave, and to bed, to bed ! Enter Lucio, Balthazar. Beat. Signior Lucio, you are grown so desp'rate As to write verses 1 Luc. Very little business, much love. And no money makes up a parcel-poet. But the verses are not mine. Beat. Whose are they ? Luc. Balthazar knows the author. Balt. Not better than you, who had them from him. Luc. Pray, madam, let him tell you. Balt. Excuse me, sir, I am as chary of Getting my friend the ill name of a poet, As you are. Beat. Why, gentlemen, you will not make A secret of telling the hour of the day, When your watches are ready to strike 1 Pray, whose are the verses 1 Luc. Madam, the author's name is Benedick. 154 THE LAW AGAINST LOVERS. Beat. Ts't possible? I am glad he lies bare Under the lash of- the wits. There are now No such tormentors in Turin as the wits. Poor Benedick, they'll have him on the rack Ere night ; why, they will draw a strong line to The subtle weakness of a spinner's thread. Balt. I fear he will be quickly liable To a greater torment, than any that The wits can inflict; Luc. Madam, we are your vow'd servants, We cannot chuse but tell you aU. Balthazar, You made the first discovery ; you may speak it ! Balt. Madam, 'tis not civil to lengthen your Expectation. He is in love ! Beat. In love 1 that were a sudden change, and would shew More of the moon in him, than is in a mad-woman. Good Balthazar, with whom ? Balt. Lucio was ready to die laughing when He found it, and swore then he would tell you. Beat. Keep your oath, Lucio ; who is't that has caught him 1 Luc. Nay, Madam, you now impose upon me. Beat. Let me entreat you. Luc. Why then, as sure as you can love no lover. He loves you. Beat. This sounds like fiction and design. Good Balthazar, he is but newly gone From hence, go seek him out, and bring him back ! Your friendship may prevail with him. Luc. It will beget more mirth, than belongs To a morrice in the month of May. Balt. But I beseech you no words of our dis- cov'ry. [Exit Balthazar. Beat. Signior^ you may trust me. Perhaps, Lucio, you cannot think it strange, That I believe you of my- party ; THE LAW AGAINST LOVERS. 155 And fitter for my trust than Balthazar. Luc. no, madam, I have been trusted by Young ladies ere now. Beat. Are you sure Benedick loves me l he has No fashion of a lover in public. Luc. Poor man, he has two contrary extremes Of love-madness. He is in company As fantastical as a fencer after His victory in a prize ; but, in private. He will sigh more than an old Dutch pilot That has lost his ship. Beat. I shall have rare diversion if his fit holds. Luc. It is not good to jest away men's Uves. Beat. I see you are serious : but will you swear this? Luc. If you can endure the coarseness of swearing ; I've been unlucky at play in my time. And shall quickly swear like a losing gamester. Beat. Stay, sir ! you may take up the fool's commodity Qf belief, without engaging of oaths : I know you are a man of excellent temper. Luc. Madam, I swear, by^ Beat. I pray, sir, hold ! — Luc. Nay, if you would put me to't. Beat. Lucio, you must dissuade him from his love; And I must trust you. I have but one heart. And that is already dispos'd oL Luc. Madam, all lovers compar'd to Benedick Are but lamentable courtiers in old clothes. Beat. Truly, he was wont to be merry. Luc. Ere he felt love his heart was as sound As any bell, and his tongue was the clapper : For what his heart thought his tongue, would speak. 156 THE LAW AGAINST LOVERS. Take heed, you must not lose him. Beat. Lucio, my heart is design'd to another. Luc. Madam, may I be bold t' enquire to whom ? Beat. You know the man. Luc. Be he what he will, he must shew as ugly As a tall man sitting on a low stool Before a chimney, compared to Benedick. Beat. You ought not to say so, when I name him. Luc. Madam, I dare justify my friend. Beat. I shall be angry if you compare him To him whom I can name. Suppose it is Signior Lucio ? Luc. Madam, I confess, comparisons Are somewhat odious. Beat. 0, are they so ? I pray let me advise you Not to lessen yourself; though I perceive You cannot chuse but make much of your friend. Luc. Sits the wind on that side ? I must hoist sail, With top, and top gallant. Beat. But are you not tied, sir, by some deep vow To woo for Benedick ? I am very tender Of men's vows. Luc. Will you believe me, madam 1 Beat. Without oaths, I beseech you. Luc. He knows as much the matter of this visit, As I do of the Great Turk's particular Inclination to red herring. Beat. Are you in earnest ? Luc. Balthazar and T Were only over officious to serve him. Beat. Nor he is not in love ? Luc. No more than a man that goes continually To sea to make discoveries. Beat. Then it appears a little strange, THE LAW AGAINST LOVERS. 157 That you made this hearty address for him. Luc. On my honour, madam, it was to get Some opportunity to move for myself. Beat. And you think him no extraordinary wif! Luc. So, so ! a modest wit ! somewhat out of countenance Being laught at ; for then he grows as melancholy As a lodge in a warren. Beat. Right, I use to laugh at him. And then there's a partridge wing sav'd at night ; For the fool will eat no supper. Luc. Madam, I see you know him. Beat. Signior Lucio, be kind to your self ! [Exit. Luc. Lucio, if thou were't any thing but Lucio, I would hug thee to death. Some men in choler Rail against fortune, but I adore her : She has made her sail of my mother's smock. I would the poets would send us a dozen Such goddesses. Enter Balthazar. Bal. I have been seeking Benedick : and I Am told now he's gone up the back-stairs, And is in private with the deputy. Where's the Lady Beatrice 1 Luc. Balthazar, trouble not your self, for men May often lose their labour. Balt. How so 1 Luc. Benedick is not the man she aims at. Balt. He's very singular and eminent. But I confess, this angling for ladies Is a very subtle sport. Luc. They are fishes of fantastical palates ; And will sometimes sooner bite at a worm, Than at a May-fly. 158 THE LAW AGAINST LOVERS. Balt. She has a full fortune. Twelve thousand crowns A-year. I,UC. He will be safe from creditors that has her. Enter Viola. Viol. Signior Lucio, my sister would speak with you. [Exit. Luc. Balthazar, I must e'en retire from business; You see I cannot rest for ladies. Balt. I prithee put the matter home. [Exeunt several ways. Enter Duke in Friar's habit, Claudio, and Provost. Claud. Father, I thank you ! I am now of death's Small party, 'gainst the crowd who strive for life. Enter Isabell. ISAB. What hoa ! Grace dwell within ! Prov. Who's there ? the wish deserves a wel- come. Duke. Dear sir, ere long I'll visit you again. Claud. Most rev'rend sir, I thank you. ISAB. My business is a word or two with Claudio. Prov. You are welcome ! Look Signior, here's your sister. Duke. Provost, a word. Prov. As many as you please. Duke. Bring me, where I, conceal'd, May hear them speak. [Exeunt Duke, Provost. Claud. Now sister, what's the comfort ? ISAB. 'Tis such as earthly comforts use to be ; Lord Angelo, having affairs to Heaven, Intends you for his swift ambassador. Therefore your best appointment make with speed ; To-morrow you set on. THE LAW AGAINST LOVERS. 159 Claud. Is therfe no remedy ? ISAB. Yes, brother, you may live ! There is a devillish mercy in the judge, If you'll implore it, that will free .your life, But fetter you till death. Claud. Perpetual durance 1 ISAB. 'Tis -worse than close festraint, and painful too Beyond all tortures which aflBict the body ; For 'tis a rack invented for the mind. Claud. But of what nature is it t ISAB. 'Tis such as, should you give it your con- sent. Would leave you stript of all the wreaths of war, All ornaments my father's valour gain'd. And shew you naked to the scornful world. Claud. Acquaint me with my doom. ISAB. If I could fear thee, Claudio, I should weep Lest thou a shameful life shouldst entertain. And six or seven short winters more respect Than a perpetual honour. Dar'st thou die 1 The sense of death is most in apprehension ; And the small beetle, when we tread on it. In corp'ral suff'rance, finds a pang as great As when a giant dies. Claud. Why give you me this shanie ? Think you I can a resolution fetch From tenderness ■? If I must die, I'll welcome darkness as a shining bride. ISAB. There spoke my brother: there my father's grave Utter'd a cheerful voice. Yes, you must die, You are too noble to conserve a life By wretched remedies. Our outward saint Does in his gracious looks disguise the devil. His iilth within being cast, he would appear A pond, as foul as hell. 160 THE LAW AGAINST LOVERS. Claud. The Princely Angelo 1 ISAJB. Oh, he is uglier than the frightful fiend By pencils of our cloister'd virgins drawn. Speak, Claudio, could you think, you might on earth Be guiltless made by him, if I would Heaven, Which never injur'd us, foully offend ? Claud. Infernal Angelo ! can this be true ? ISAB. Yes, he would clear you from your blackest crimes. By making me much blacker than himself. This night's the time, when he would have me do What I abhor to name, or else you must Be dead to-morrow. Claud. Thou shalt not do't ! IsAB. 0, were it but my life, I would for your deliverance throw it down, Most frankly, Claudio. Claud. Thanks, dear Isabell. ISAB. Be ready, Claudio, for your death to- morrow. Claud. Has he religion in him ? sure he thinks It is no sin, or of the deadly seven He does believe it is the least. ISAB. Which is the least ? Claud. If it were damnable, he being wise Why would he for the momentary taste Of lust, eternally be fed with fire 1 But Isabell ISAB. What says my brother 1 Claud. Death is a fearful thing ! ISAB. And living shame more hateful ! Sure you have studied what it is to die. Claud. Oh sister, 'tis to go we know not whither. We lie in silent darkness, and we rot ; Where long our motion is not stopt ; for though In graves none walk upright, proudly to face THE LAW AGAINST LOVEKS. 161 The stars, yet there we move again, when our Corruption makes those worms in whom we crawl. Perhaps the spirit, which is future life. Dwells salamander-like, unharm'd in iire : Or else with wand'ring winds is blown about The world. But if condemn'd like those Whom our incertain thought imagines howling ; Then the most loath'd and the most weary life Which age, or ache, want, or imprisonment Can lay on nature, is a paradise To what we fear of death. ISAB. Alas, alas ! Claud. Sweet sister ! I would live. Were not the ransom of my life much more Than all your honour and your virtue too. By which you are maintain'd, can ever pay, Without undoing both. ISAB. Prepare your self ! your line of life is short. Claud. I am prepar'd : but sister, if Your brother you did ever love ; or if Our mother's pity may your pattern be. Let Juliet in your tender bosom dwell ; Who has no blemish, if such laws. As innocent antiquity aUow'd, Were now of force, or if religion here In Turin did not more subsist By public form, than private use. IsAB. You want authority to tax the law. Let your submission your last virtue be. Claud. Will you be good to Juliet 1 ISAB. I will invite her to my breast, and to A cloister'd shade, where we with mutual grief Will mourn, in sad remembrance of our loss. Claud. Your promise is now register'd in Heaven. Bear her this fatal pledge of our first vows. [Gives her a ring. V. L 162 THE LAW AGAINST LOVERS. Farewell ! To cloist'ral kindness both Eetire, where you may ever live above The rage of pow'r, and injuries of love. [Exit, and The Duke steps in. Duke. Vouchsafe a word, young sister ! but one word. ISAB. What is your vrill ? Duke. I would some satisfaction crave of that, In which you likewise may have benefit. ISAB. My sorrows, father, hasten me away. I must beseech you to be brief Duke. The hand which made you fair, has made you good. Th' assault which Angelo has to Your virtue given, chance to my knowledge brings. I have o'erheard you, and with much astonishment I gaze on the image you have made of Angelo. IsAB. How is the noble Duke deceiv'd in such A substitute 1 whose wickedness I will Proclaim to all the world. Duke. Your accusation he vsdll soon avoid, By saying he but trial of Your virtue made ; therefore, I wish you would Conceal his horrid purpose tUl fit time Shall serve you at the Duke's return. Do you conceive my counsel good 1 ISAB. Father, I am oblig'd to follow it. Duke. Where lodge you, virtuous maid 1 ISAB. The sisterhood of Saint Clare will soon inform you. I lodge in the apartment for probation. Duke. There I'll attend you, daughter. Grace preserve you ! [Exeunt several ways. Enter Benedick and Beatrice at several doors, and Viola with her. Beat. sir ! you are a very Princely lover ! THE LAW AGAINST LOVEES. 163 You cannot ■woo but by ambassadors ; And may chance to marry by proxy. Ben. Your wit flows so fast That I'll not stem the tide ; I'll cast anchor, And consult in your cabin how t'avoid Danger. The rocks are very near us. Beat. How now 1 afraid of the deput/s ghost Ere he be dead 1 my sister shall lead you Through the dark. Ben. There is the pardon Sign'd for Juliet and for Claudio too. Beat. I thank you, Benedick. Give it me ! Ben. You are as nimble as a squirrel, but The nuts are not so soon crackt. Beat. Unless I have it I'll take back my thanks. Ben. If it be possible to fix quick-silver Stay but a little. Beat. What would you say 1 Ben. Eschalus is in the plot, And was brought to't with more fears, than a furr'd Alderman to an insurrection Of prentices. Beat. Signior Eschalus ? could his gravity Venture to change his gold chain for a halter ? Ben. I was fain to pretend hourly correspond- ence With th' absent Duke ; which gain'd me his respect. I assur'd him of promotion, and then He grew willing to betray his friend And feUow-states-man, my brother. For men Of that tribe are very loving, but especially To themselves. He surpriz'd the signet. And counterfeited the hand. Beat. Give it me ! I long to be about it. Ben. a little patience; you would make your self 164 THE LAW AGAINST LOVERS. Eeady without your glass. Beat. These male-conspirators are so tedious. Ben. I must convey it to the Provost, and Engage his secrecy. Beat. Make haste ! you must not stay So long as to be civil to him at parting. Ben. My coach attends me at the gate. Beat. O, I forgot ! Your two confed'rates have Been here, and brought verses from you. Ben. Verses 1 and from me ? Beat. Yes, and they woo'd for you, but Lucio Was soon persuaded to speak for himself. He says you are a mere country-wit. Ben. I'll dip him in this plot, tiU he grow solemn With business. If it were fit To be malicious, that caitiff, Lucio, should have his Coxcomb cut off for foolish treason. [Exeunt several ways. Enter Eschalus meeting Benedick. EscH. My lord, the warrant for the pardon ] have you it 1 Ben. Why ask you, sir 1 EsCH. Still wear it in your hand, and watch it there. Ben. I keep it 'tween my finger and my thumb. As close as a catcht flea. Are you afraid it will skip from me ? EscH. The matter is of dreadful consequence. Ben. Fear nothing, sir ! the world would still Eun swiftly round but for you state-cripples, Who make it halt with your politic stops Of too much caution. EsCH. If your brother, the deputy, Circumvent us, you'll secure me by the Duke' 1 Ben. You shall add a lease of my life to your own. Be resolute, I am in haste. [Exeunt several ways. THE LAW AGAINST LOVERS. 165 Enter Jailor, Juliet. [Viola knocking ivithin. Viol, [within.] My cousin Juliet, are you here? [Jailor opens the door. Enter Viola. This fellow looks like a man boil'd In pump-water. Is he married ? Jul. Are you not frighted with this dismal place 1 How does your sister 1 speak, does she not blush When she remembers me ? Viol. I bring you good news ! Cousin, I would not meet that man in the dark. Does he dwell here to lock up children That are imprisoned for crying ] Jul. Tell me your happy news, dear Viola ! Viol. Nay, I can tell you none, yet 'tis very good. You shall hear all to-morrow. Jul. To-morrow is the last in my short calendar. Viol. I have heard more than I will speak. You shall Come forth and lye with me, and dream all night Of new dressings, and dance all day. Jul. Would I had ne'er outliv'd this innocence ! Viol. Do your judges dwell here ? were I that man, I would walk in the dark and fright 'em. Jul. That man does do you hurt. Let us retire ! Had I been wither'd at her beauty's spring. And stay'd from growing at her growth of mind, I had not known the cruel nor the kind. Those who outlive her years do but improve The knowledge of those griefs which grow with love. [Exeunt. 166 THE LAW AGAINST LOVERS. Act IV. Scene I. Enter Benedick, Lucio, Balthazar. Ben. Lucio, you broke from our confed'racy Against marriage, then woo'd in my behalf ; And afterwards for your self Luc. Do but hear me ! Ben. Excuses are like weak Eeserves after a battle is lost. Luc. Let me be heard ! for if poor truth Have a tongue of her own and must not use it. Why then she may retire into a corner, And weep out her eyes. Ben. What can you say 1 Luc. I meant no more love to the Lady Beatrice, Than I do to woo an arrested widow With a serenade at a prison grate. Balthazar knows my heart. Balt. I know seVral of your hearts. Men are not i' th' fashion unless they have Change of ev'ry thing. Luc. I ever thought her a mermaid. Ben. How so ? Luc. From the breasts downwards she's as cold as a fish. Ben. Well, Lucio, I'll call none but the four winds T'accompt for what is past. Look, sir ! thus I Blow away your ofiences : but you must Be steady now, and diligent. I told You my design for Claudio's preservation. The Provost was your uncle's creature, and By him prefer' d. Balt. The Provost will make good Our trust, and ev'ry character of gratitude. Ben. You must engage him, Lucio, and discern THE LAW AGAINST LOVERS. 167 By what pretext or obstacle the friar Proceeds so far to interrupt our hopes. Luc. I'll bind the Provost to your service in His own shackles. And, concerning the friar, I'll straight confess him, and you shall know all. Ben. Be sudden and successful ! go ! [Exit Lucio. Enter Beatrice and Page. Beat. 0, are you come ? I would have cried you as A lost thing, but that I knew I should have The ill luck to find you again. Ben. You trip it too fast ! You need not be so swift to meet misfojtune. I had just now a letter from the Provost ; Who either suspects the truth of the pardon. Because I enjoin'd him to secresy, Or else is led by a friar to some fresh Design. Beat. Are we circumvented by a friar ? Eather than not vex that friar, I'll invent A new sect, and preach in a hat and feather. Ben. 'Tis strange that men of their discretion Should come abroad in old fashion gowns. And drest with abominable negligence. Beat. Bus'ness makes them great slovens, and they love To be busy. Ben. i^d never observe The right seasons when they are necessary. For though we are content with their company When we are old and dying ; yet, methinks, They should not trouble us with their good counsel When we are young, and in good health. Balt. Alas, poor book-men ! they want breeding. Beat. Can we not separate the wicked Provost, From this scrupulous friar ? 168 THE LAW AGAINST LOVERS. Ben. I have sent Lucio to him. Beat. Benedick, We will cast ofif the serious faces of Conspirators, and appear to the deputy As merry, and as gay, as nature in The spring. This house shall be all carnival, All masquerade. Ben. Good ! we will laugh him out Of s politics, till he make paper kites Of Machiavel's books, and play with his pages In the fields. Balt. And shall we sing and dance 1 Beat. Till the old senators lead forth The burghers' widows, and cry out for a pavin. Page, call Viola with her castanietos ; And bid Bernardo bring his guitar ! [Exit Page. Ben. My brother wiU not endure this habitation. Balt. He'U rather go to sea and dwell in a gun- room. Ben. Or lie round like a sexton's dog, beneath The great beU. in a steeple. \Viola strikes the castanietos williin. Beat. Hark ! Viola has ta'en th' alarm. Ben. Those castanietos sound Like a concert of squirrels cracking of nuts. Enter Viola dancing a saraband, awhile with BE.A.T. Shall we stand idle in seasons of business ? You have feathers on your head, Benedick ; Have you none at your heels ] Ben. I am, lady. So very a kid at cap'ring, that you May make gloves of my skin. Balthazar ! Call for more music. Balt. Not for me, sir, I can dance at the mere tolling of a belL [They dance. THE LAW AGAINST LOVERS. 169 After the dance, enter Eschaltts. EsCH. Have you no apprehension of the deputy ? Are you insensible ? Beat. Do you suspect We are insensible by our want of motion ■? Ben. You should provide my brother-deputy A politician's quilted cap to cover His ears. 'Twill preserve him from noise. Beat. These politic men should keep company With their fellow-foxes in deep holes. Balt. He'll grow so angry, that he'll lay the punishments Of law aside, and pistol us with his own hand. EsCH. This, signior, is not the right way to meet Your brother's temper. Ben. Signior ! my meaning is T'avoid the way where I may meet my brother. I'll prove a very crab to him ; for still, As he proceeds, I purpose to go backward. EsCH. I hope you'll be cautious about the pardon. Ben. Pray, mingle so much courage with your wisdom. As may bring you into the possibility Of sleep again. EsCH. Sir, I more than beseech you Not to provoke your brother's gravity With fantastical noises. Ben. Believe me, we Are politic ; and do it to disguise That melancholy which belongs to design. EsCH. That may do well. Ben. Go up, and retire with him ! If you stay here, he'll take you for a man Of mirth ; and then you'll lose his favour. [Exit Eschalus.. 17-0 THE LAW AGAINST LOVERS. Beat. 'Tis fit, Benedick, you seek Lucio out, To learn quickly the Provost's resolution. I'll go change my scene to the garden-terrace, Under your brother's window, that I may Torment him with new noises. Viol. Shall I fetch the great girls that make bone-lace. To sing out of tune to their bobbins 1 Beat. Do, Viola ! let them be long lean wenches. Viol. And we'll hang a dozen cages of parrots At his window, to tell him what's a clock. [Exeunt several ways. Enter Lucio and Provost. Luc. I'd speak with that friar who obstructs the pardon. Prov. His business with Claudio being done, he shall attend you. Enter Fool in a shackle. Luc. Fool ! what a pris'ner ^ I thought fooling had Been free. Fool. Fooling is free before the wise ; But truly, signior, a fool can no more Suffer a fool, than one of the wits can Endure another wit. Prov. You, sirrah, are committed for the worst Kind of fooling. You have brought both sexes Together. Lcrc. A bawd? alas, poor fool ! instead of being In jest, you have been in earnest ! Fool. I dealt with persons of quality. With whom I thought fit to be mannerly. Was't civil to let them meet to no purpose 1 Prov. You have been civil indeed. Fool. AU deeds must submit to interpretation. THE LAW AGAINST LOVERS. 171 For my part, to prevent all animosities And heart-burnings between young men and women, I brought them lovingly together. Luc. A bawd in a fool's coat ! Prov. Mistress Mitigation gave him the livery. LxJC. 'Tis a villainous new disguise For the good old cause. How does Mother Midnight ? what, she grows rich'! Fool. Signior, sh'as eaten up all her beef now, And is her self in the tub. Luc. Powder'd to make her last. 'Tis not amiss. But, prithee, what mean those keys at thy girdle 1 Prov. I have preferr'd him. He's an under- jailor. Luc. You have but chang'd your dwelling, fool; your office Is the same : for you were wont to keep doors. Enter Duke. Prov. Sirrah, look to your pris'ners ! Signior Lucio, I shall leave you with this rev'rend father. [JSxeunt Provost, Fool Luc. Good day, father ! Duke. And to you, sir, a long and a good life ! Luc. Father, I aim at no difficult things ; If it be short and sweet, I'm satisfied. Duke. How mean you, sir ? Luc. Nay, I'm not now prepar'd for confession ; besides I'm in great haste. You must needs prevail With the Provost to let the pardon pass. Duke. Some hours after the date of the pardon. An order came hither for execution, 172 THE LAW AGAINST LOVEKS. Which had proceeded too, if Friar Thomas Had not, by help of the deputy's confessor^ Got a reprieve till to-morrow. Luc. Th' absent Duke was a true friend to lovers. Duke. It seems you know the Duke 1 Luc. Know him ? yes friar, very well. I had th' honour To be of his council : but I mean, sir, In midnight matters. He was about once To raise a charitable foundation ; Not for lousy learning, or such cripples As creep from lost battles, but for poor Diseas'd lovers. Duke. I did not think he had been amorous. Luc. Who, he 1 yes as far as to your beggar Of fifty : and he us'd to put a ducket In her clack-dish. Duke. Is't possible ? He was not, sure, in's youth this way inclin'd. Luc. No, he began to steer The right course about forty ; but, good man. He repented the lost time of his youth. [Exit. Duke. Virtue's defensive armour must be strong, To scape the merry, and malicious tongue. [Exit. Enter Jailor, Isabella. IsAB. Good friend ! be courteous, and let Juliet know My name is Isabella, and I come To serve her. Will you so much favour me ? There's for your pains — Jail. You must stay here, till I shall send her to you. [Exit Jailor. ISAB. A prison is too good a den for This rude beast. THE LAW AGAINST LOVERS. 173 Enter JujjlET,—IsabeU salutes her. Have comfort, sister ! I must call you so ; Though the uncivil law will not allow You yet that name. Jul. I am not worthy of it. ISAB. Since you have spoke so humbly of your self, You must and shall be comforted : perhaps. Like conscience, love, when satisfied within, May oft oifend the law, and yet not sin. Jul. I find the greatest love is an offence ; For greatest love is greatest confidence ; When, trusting those who for our credence woo, We trust them with our love and honour too. ISAB. I come to bring your sorrows some relief ; And would your crime not lessen but your grief. Jul. How can I lose that honour which I gave To him who can and will that honour save 1 ISAJB. When you your honour did to Claudio give, Coz'ning your self, you did our sex deceive. Honour is public treasure, and 'tis fit Law should in public form dispose of it. Jul. Oh Isabella ! you are cruel grown. ISAB. Sister ! you gave much more than was your own. Jul. I lov'd too much ; yet, for your brother's Who had that love, you my excuse should make. ISAB. My mother's life did fair example give How, after death, we might unpunisht live. She, dying, did my childhood then assign To Claudio's care ; he leaves you now to mine. Jul. Oh HeaVn ! you mean that Claudio still must die ; And I am now become a legacy ? 174 THE LAW AGAINST LOVERS. ISAB. My friends are suing for your liberty, And that you may secure from penance be. Jul. What need I for the shame of penance care 1 No blush e'er dy'd the paleness of despair. ISAB. Do not, with weeping, vainly quench your eyes. Tears are to Heaven a useful sacrifice Where ev'ry drop moves mercy ; but they gain On earth no more remorse than common rain. Jul. Is there no means your brother's life to save? ISAB. None that I would afford, or he would have ? Yet can I not aflSrm that there is none. Jul. 0, call back Hope, which fast does from us run. ISAB. Sister, you call in vain; for, when you know How wicked now Saint Angelo does grow. You will rejoice that death makes Claudio free, And think your bonds more safe than liberty. Jul. Is Angelo as wicked as severe 1 ISAB. I more his kindness now than anger fear. Jul. To what would tyrant-force kindly per- suade 1 ISAB. He gently treats, then rudely does invade. I dare not give his purpos'd sin a name ; It is too hard a word for untaught shame. Jul. False image of refin'd authority ! ISAB. Unless I yield my brother is to die. Just now I left the guards drawn up, who wait For execution at the prison gate. Jul. Oh Isabell ! why are we useless made ? Too weak t'inforce, and artless to persuade : Nor you nor I can any help afford To your dear brother, and my plighted lord. Yet you have means ; but must not have the will THE LAW AGAINST LOVERS. 175 By evil to prevent a greater ill. ISAB. Have I the means ? your grief misleads your tongue. [She is going out. Jul. I would do Claudio good, and you no wrong. Your virtue is severe ! Hear me but speak ! My heart will else out of my hosom break. ISAB. Speak clearly then I You are not under- stood. May none do Ul, that so they may do good ? Nature no greater gift than life can give. ISAB. By virtue we our nature long outlive. Jul. " Can it be virtue to let Claudio die ? ISAB. His life should not be sav'd by infamy. Jul. Loath'd infamy consists of evils grown So impudent as covet to be known. But those seem least which bashfully we shun At first, and then for good intent are done. ISAB. Sister, you argue wildly in your grief. You are too good to seek a bad relief For Claudio ; therefore look for no reply. Jul. I look for none ; yet would not have him die. \Going out. ISAB. You seem'd to intimate that baslifulness At evil doing makes the evil less ; That, when we good intend by doing ill, We bring necessity t'excuse our will : And, that our faults, when hidden by our shame, Pass free from blemish, if they scape from blame. Jul. Forget my words. How could they be but weak. When grief did make those thoughts which fear did speak. ISAB. Suppose I can a likely way devise, That you, assisted aptly by disguise. May take to-night my place with Angelo : The means is not remote : what will you do ? Jul. I am amaz'd and apprehend you not. 176 THE LAW AGAINST LOVERS. ISAB. Your sudden ignorance is strangely got. I now am going to the deputy, To make to his request my last reply ; And I perhaps may promise willingness, But on conditions made for my access With bashful privacy retir'd from light ; From ev'ry witness too but secret night ; Whose thickest curtains shall immure the room, Where for my promist person you may come. Thus Claudio's life you save and lose no fame ; For where none sees we cannot feel our shame. Ascribe to dire necessity the ill, The good of it belongs then to your will. Quickly resolve and I'll prepare your way. Jul. Ere I will Claudio in my self betray, I will the torment of his death endure : His sickness more becomes him than the cure. ISAB. How, Juliet 1 can you righteously refuse Th' expedient which you plead that I should use ? Go chide the passion which would have me do That which, though ill in both, seems least in you : The good or ill redemption of his life Does less concern his sister than his wife. Jul. Alas, we know not what is good or ill. ISAB. Perhaps we should not learn that fatal skill. The serpent taught it first. Sister, away ! We'll more for patience, than for knowledge, pray. [Exeunt several ways. Enter Balthazar, Beatrice, Jailor, Page. Beat. Where's Viola ? have I lost her ? that scare-crow Makes a very bird of her. Balt. She's run up-stairs, madam, to inform Your cousin Juliet of your being here. Beat. Methinks this fellow looks not only ill, THE LAW AGAINST LOVEES. 177 But saucily ill. Balt. How so, madam 1 Beat. 'Tis impudence to shew so bad a face In good company Friend, I'll reward you. Jail. The sooner the better. Beat. You shall wear my icolours ; Boy, when he comes abroad Bid my lacquies be careful to cudgel him. Jail. I thank you. [Exit Jailor. Enter Viola. Viol. My cousin Juliet has lockt herself in Her chamber, I saw her through the keyhole. Weeping like nurse when she lost her wedding ring. Beat. Juliet, I cannot but Pity thy private friendship, but am more Vext at our public enemj', thy judge — Balt. Your tears, madam, shew more pity than anger. Beat. No, sir, great storms do oft begin with rain. Enter Benedick. Ben. I saw your coach at the prison-gate, lady. And thought y' had been arrested on Suspicion of love, which now is made high-treason. Natural bodies by the body politic. Beat. I should marvel. Benedick, how you had The face to come within sight of my sex. But that ill faces, being common, are No cause of wonder. Ben. Mine's a politic face ; and few of that sort Are held handsome ; so politic that it Will hardly be seduc'd to make another In these dangerous times. V. M 178 THE LAW AGAINST LOVERS. Beat. So politic, as I'd have you walk only At night, and with a dark lanthorn before you ; That, though you see others, none may see you. You are one of those whom I think unlucky. Ben. This gloomy place presents you with strange visions. Your coach attends you : I pray change the scene. Beat. Whither? to see your brother's guards drawn up For Claudio's execution 1 'las poor women They get much by you men. Ben. Truly, 'tis thought they might get more ! For men are always civilly willing. Though ever blam'd. But, patience ! and we shall Have right when we are heard. Beat. Heard 1 yes, may she, Who henceforth listens to your sighing sex. Have her ass-ears in public bor'd, as love's Known slave, and wear for pendants, morrice- bells. As his fantastic fool. Ben. No whisp'ring the Platonic way 1 Beat. Platonic way 1 my cousin has Plato'd it Profoundly; has she not 1 i' th' name of mischief, Make friendship with yourselves, and not with us. Let every Damon of you chuse his Pythias, And tattle romantic philosophy Together, like bearded gossips. Ben. Though such conversation might breed peace in A palace, yet 'twould make but a thin court. Beat. Discourse all day, lolling like lazy ill- Bred wits, with your right legs o'er your left knees : Defining love, till he become as raw As if he were dissected by anatomists. Give balls and serenades to your dear selves. THE LAW AGAINST LOVERS. 179 Ben. That were, as we are taught by the old proverb, To be raerry and wise. Enter Lucio. Luc. We shall be more Troubled with this fiddling friar, than with ten Lay-fools. He has so infected the Provost With good counsel, that there is no hope from him. The guards are doubled at the prison gate ; And Claudio is to die at breaJr of day. Beat. Where's now your valour, sir ? Is furious Benedick, like beasts of prey, Courageous only in the field, And with familiar tameness creeps in towns Beneath the anger of your feeder's law % Jailor, where are you \ Bring me to my cousin ! [Ex. Beat., Viol. Ben. She's rais'd to a most amiable humour. Now is your time, Lucio, to make love to her. Luc. I am now for the Platonic way of billing Like meek turtles, without the noise of passion. Balt. We, Lucio, who are parcel-lovers, should Mourn like turtles over a bottle in These days of persecution. Ben. Signiors, prepare t' offend the laws ! I find I must grow rude, and make bold with my brother. [Exeunt omnes. Enter Peovost, Duke. Peov. The guards thus doubled at the prison gate. Confirms my doubt that Signior Benedick Did counterfeit the pardon which he brought. . Duke. You have another prisoner here Condemn'd to die 1 180 THE LAW AGAINST LOVEKS. Prov. The wicked Bernardine hath long Been a most painful and a watchful robber, But now the short remainder of his life He lazily consumes in sleep. Duke. Is he so careless before death ] Pkov. He minds Not what is past, or present, or to come. Duke. He wants advice. Peov. We oft have wakened him, as if he were To go to execution, and shew'd him too A seeming warrant, but he seem'd not mov'd. Enter Fool. Fool. The hangman waits to despatch his business With your worship. Prov. Sirrah, his business is with you. Fool. My worship will hardly be at leisure for him. Prov. Call him in ! Enter Hangman. This fellow, early in the morning is To help you in your execution. He cannot plead a quality above Your service, he has been a noted bawd. Hang. A bawd ! fye on him, he'll disgrace our mystery. Fool. Sir, by your good favour, for surely, sir. You would have a good favour, had you not A hanging look, d'you call your trade a mystery ? Hang. ' Yes, you will find it so. Fool. What mystery there should be in hang- ing, if I were to be hang'd, I cannot imagine. Hang. It is a mystery : but you must be hang'd Ere you can find it out. THE LAW AGAINST LOVERS. 181 Prov. Provide your block and axe ; And call Bernardine ! [Exit Hangman. Duke. What horrid instruments are us'd by pow'r ! Fool. Mr Bernardine, you must rise and be hang'd. Mr Bernardine ! Bern, (within). Curse on your throat! who makes that noise ? What are you 1 Fool. Your friend, the hangman ! you must be so good As to rise, and be put to death. Bern. Away you rogue ! I am sleepy. Prov. Tell him he must wake. Fool. Pray, Mr Bernardine awake till you Are executed and sleep afterwards. Prov. Go in, and' fetch him out. Fool. He's coming, sir, for I hear his straw rustle. Enter Bernardine. Bern. How now, Fool, what's the news with you ? Fool. Truly, sir, I would desire you to clap close to Your prayers, for the warrant's come. Bern. Y'are a rogue ! I've been drinking all night. And am not fitted for the warrant. Fool. The better, sir; for he that drinks all night, And is hang'd very betimes in the morning, May sleep the soundlier all the next day. Pkov. Look, sir, here comes your ghostly father ! D'you think we jest now ? Duke. Induc'd, sir, by my charity, and hearing how 182 THE LAW AGAINST LOVERS, Hastily you are to depart, I am come to advise you, Comfort you, and pray with you. Bern. Friar, not I. I've been drinking hard all night, And will have more time to prepare me, or they Shall beat out my brains with billets. I'll not die to-day. Duke. 0, sir, you must, and therefore, I be- seech you, Look forward on the journey you shall go. Bern. I'll not die till I have slept, for any Man's persuasion. Duke. But, hear you — Bern. Not a wopd ; if you have any thing to speak ■^■"''^ Come to myward, for I'll not thence to-da^. \Ex&u,nt Bernardine, -Hqol. Prov. What think you of this prisoner, fath^rf^ Duke. Nature did never make a thing-more wretched. He is unfit to live or die. 'Twere want Of common charity to transport him In the mind he is. Let him have more time. And be restrain'd from ev'ry nourishment but sleep Till I have made him fit for death. Enter Jailor. Jail. Sir, a messenger at the prison gate Knocks hard, and says that he must speak with you. Prov. I come ! Father, if it please you, let's retire. [Exeunt. Enter Claudio and Fool. Claud. Bolting the door we are unheard and safe. Thou art a mart, though in an ill disguise ; THE LAW AGAINST LOVERS. 183 And should'st support thy being worthily. Fool. Why, truly sir, though I have had a couple Of ill callings, yet I would live as well As I could by both. Claud. Thou hast a servant been to shame, and now Art but an officer to cruelty. There, take this gold ! it is a thousand crowns. Wilt thou not run a little hazard for Much happiness ? The venture is not great ; And it may probably produce at once Thy freedom and support. Fool. Sir, mine is but A thin summer-skin ; 't has been often cut And slasht with whipping. I would very fain Sleep whole in it now. Claud. Have courage, friend, 'tis gold ! Fool. My grandam left me nothing at her death But a good old proverb, that's Touch and Take : And I may say 't has been a lucky proverb To me. What would you have me do 1 Claud. I have within a Page's habit, packt up Close. Prithee, convey it by your friend, The Jailor, to Julietta, whose escape, In that disguise, I newly have contriVd, By correspondence with an officer Who has the foremost station of The guards without, and has been servant to My father. If thou hast any tenderness Do this, that she may scape from public penance. Fool. But how shall I scape, sir? I shall do penance Without a sheet or shirt : for my kind tutor, The hangman, will strip me stark naked When I'm swinging, though the wind blow north erly. Claud. The law for thy offence can doom thee 184 THE LAW AGAINST LOVERS. But to fetters during life, and half that gold May purchase thy release. Fool. A sore whipping may come into the bar- gain. But 'tis a poor back that cannot sometimes Pay for the maint'nance of the belly. I'll do't ! Claud. Pray lose no time ; I have but little left. Fool. Have you no more gold 1 sure, you might scape too. Claud. Friend, I have given you all I have, nor could My greater plenty work my liberty ; For my confederate dares not undertake To make the passage clear for more than one. Or, if he could, I want disguise for two. Fool. If you get out, sir, you then scape from death. Claud. And she by freedom scapes from dread- ful shame Of doing penance. Pray, dispute it not ! [Knocking within. What hand is that 1 if you prove faithful now You'll gain forgiveness for your past offences. Fool. My golden guests retire you straight into The closet of my breeches. Much in all ages, good innocent gold, Has been lay'd to your charge [Puts wp the hag and looks through the key-hole. It is the Lady Juliet's maid ! I'll let Her in ; and bear the habit to her mistress. [Exit Fool. Enter Maid. Maid. My lady with this letter, sir, sends you Her dearest prayers and love. Claud. Heaven value both, so much as they Are priz'd by me [£eads the letter. THE LAW AGAINST LOVEKS. 185 The Provost's wife, in pity of your distress ; or perhaps out of love to your person, or rather, as I hope, out of respect to your virtue, has devis'd means for your escape. She has by large gifts prevail'd with my keeper to leave your passage free to my chamber. I beseech you, with the efi&cacy of my last breath, to make use of this occasion and to hasten hither. Your way to liberty must be out of my window, from whence by a small engine she will wrench the bars. Maid: Can you find leisure to consider, sir, Of that which by my lady is so well Kesolv'd ? Claud. The Provost's wife ? will she facilitate Your lady's liberty with mine 1 Maid. She says, she cannot undertake so far. Claud. Then I'll refuse her courtesy. Maid. My lady sends you this request in tears. Will you deny it her 1 Claud. If my escape I from her chamber make. The law will lay the guilt of it on her ; And she remains behind to bear The punishment. Maid. She hath agreed to that Condition with the Provost's wife. Claud. Your lady makes me an unkind request. Maid. Have you the heart to judge it so 1 Claud. Can she be ign'rant that the rigid law Does judge it in a prisoner forfeiture Of life, to help another prisoner to Escape, who is condemn'd to die 1 Maid. That forfeiture she cheerfully will pay : But has so govern'd me with desp'rate vows, That I lackt courage to refuse to bring This message to you. Claud. How pow'rful, fatal Juliet, is thy love ! 186 THE LAW AGAINST LOVERS. Yet must it not more valiant be than mine [_Weeps. Tell her, I've newly sent her a request More just than that which she has sent by you ; It will be brought her with a present too : Which if, unkindly, she denies to take, She does by 'xample my denial make. [Exeunt several ways. Enter Angelo, Servant. Ang. Attend her in, and then wait you at dis- tance ! [Exit Servant. O Love ! how much thy borrow'd shapes disguise, Even to themselves, the valiant and the wise ! Enter Isabella. Ang. Had you not fear'd th' approach of Claudio's fate Which shews you are to him compassionate, - Though not to me, I had not seen you here. He may your pity thank, and I your fear. IsAB. My lord, I hardly could my self forgive For suing still to have my brother live. But that a higher hope directs my aim ; Which, saving his frail life, would your's reclaim. Ang. How desp'rate all your hopeful visits prove ! You bring me counsel still instead of love ; And would in storms of passion make me wise. Bid pilots preach to winds when tempests rise. ISAB. But yet as tempests are by showers allay'd, So may your anger hj my tears be sway'd. Ang. You must by yielding teach me to relent. Make haste ! the mourners tears are almost spent. Courtiers to tyrant-death who basely wait, To do that tyrant honour whom they hate, Inviting formal fools to see his feast THE LAW AGAINST LOVERS. 187 To which your brother is th' unwilling guest, And the absolving priest must say the grace : Night's progress done, Claudio begins his race. ISAB. And with the morning's wings your cruel doom He shall convey where you must trembling come, Before that judge, whose pow'r you use so ill. As if, like law, 'twere subject to your will. The cruel there shall wish they had been just. And that their seeming love had not been lust. Ang. These useless sayings were from cloisters brought : You cannot teach so soon as you were taught. You must example to my mercy give ; First save my life, and then let Claudio live. ISAB. Have you no words but what are only good, Because their ill is quickly understood ? Dispose of Claudio's life ! whilst cruel you , Seem dead, by being deaf to all that sue ; Till by long custom of forgiving none Y'are so averse to all forgiveness grown, That in your own behalf you shall deny. To hear of absolution when you die. Ang. How, Isabell ? from calms of bashfulness Even such as suppliant saints to Heaven express, When patience makes her self a sacrifice, Can you to storms of execration rise ? [Isabell is going out. Leave me not full of evil wonder : stay ! ISAB. Can it be good to hear what you would say ? [-Efe steps in and reaches a cabinet ; Ang. In this behold nature's reserves of light, When the lost day yields to advancing night. When that black goddess fine in frosts appears, Then starry jewels bright as these she wears ; The wealth of many parents who did spare 188 THE LAW AGAINST LOVERS. In plenteous peace, and get by prosperous war. IsAB. Of that which evil life may get, you make A wonder in a monstrous boast ; Which death from you as certainly will take, As 'tis already by your parents lost. Ang. Be in this world, like other mortals, wise ; And take this treasure as your beauty's prize. Wealth draws a curtain o'er the face of shame, Restores lost beauty, and recovers fame. IsAB. Catch fools in nets without a covert laid ; Can I, who see the treason, be betray'd t [Going ovi. Ang. Stay, Isabell, stay but a moment's space ! You know me not by knowing but my face. My heart does differ from my looks and tongue, To know you much I have deceived you long. IsAB. Have you more shapes, or would you new devise ? Ang. I'll now, at once, cast off my whole disguise. Keep still your virtue, which is dignified, And has new value got by being tried. Claudio shall longer live than I can do. Who was his judge, but am condemn'd by you. The martial of the guards keeps secretly His pardon seal'd ; nor meant I he should die. ISAB. By shifting your disguise, you seem much more In borrow'd darkness than you were before. Ang. Forgive me, who, till now, thought I should find Too many of your beauteous sex too kind. I strove, as jealous lovers curious grow, Vainly to learn, what I was loth to know. And of your virtue I was doubtful grown. As men judge women's frailties by their own. But since you fully have endured the test, THE LAW AGAINST LOVERS. 189 And are not only good, but prove the best Of all your sex, submissively I woo To be your lover and your husband too, ISAB. Can I, when free, be by your words subdu'd, Whose actions have my brother's life pursu'd 1 Ang. I never meant to take your brother's life ; But, if in trial how to chuse a wife, I have too diffident, too curious been, I'll pardon ask for foUy, as for sin ; I loved you ere your precious beauties were In your probation shaded at Saint Clare : And, when with sacred sisterhood confin'd, A double enterprise perplext my mind ; By Claudio's danger to provoke you forth From that blest shade, and then to try your worth. ISAB. She that can credit give to things so strange, And can comply with such a sudden change,' Has mighty faith, and kindness too so strong. That the extreme cannot continue long. I am so pleas'd with Claudio's liberty, That the example shall preserve me free. Ang. Was I, when bad so quickly understood ; And cannot be believed when I am good. IsAB. In' favour of my sex, and not of you, I wish your love so violent and true. That those who shall hereafter curious be. To seek that frailty, which they would not see, May by your punishment become afraid, To use those nets which you ignobly laid. Ang. Ah, Isabell ! you blam'd my cruelty ! Will you, when I shew mercy, cruel be 1 IsAB. You might have met a weaker breast than mine, Which at approach to parley would incline : How little honour then you had obtain'd, 190 THE LAW AGAINST LOVEKS. If, where but little was, you that had stain'd ! Had you been great of mind, you would have strove T' have hid, or helpt the weaknesses of love, And not have used temptations to the frail. Or pow'r, where 'twas dishonour to prevail. You will, if now your love dissembled be, Deceive yourself in not deceiving me. If it be true, you shall not be believ'd, Lest you should think me apt to be deceiv'd. [Exit. Ano. Break heart ! farewell the cruel and the just ! Fools seek belief where they have bred distrust : Because she doubts my virtue I must die ; Who did with vicious arts her virtue try. [Esdt. Act V. Scene I. Enter Duke and Isabella. Duke. You told me, daughter, that the marshal has Your brother's pardon seal'd, and I shall watch All means to keep him safe, lest Angelo Should turn his clemency into revenge. Do not th' assurance of his freedom buy With hazard of a virgin's liberty. ISAB. I shall with patience follow your instruc- tion. Duke. Night's shady curtains are already drawn ; And you shall hear strange news before the dawn. [Exit Duke. Enter Francisca. Franc. Is the good father gone ? IsAB.. Yes, sister, and has left my breast in' peace, [A hell rings.. THE LAW AGAINST LOVERS. 191 Franc. This bell does nightly warn us ere we sleep, T' appease offended Heaven. Let us go pray, That the world's crimes may vanish with the day. [JExeunt. Enter Benedick, Eschalus, Beatrice, Viola, Lucio, singing a chorus within. EsCH. Your brother, sir, has an unquiet mind : 'Tis late, and he would take his rest. Viol. We'll sing him asleep. Ben. Shall he who should Live lean with care of the whole common-wealth. Grow fat with sleep like a Greenland-bear 1 EsCH. Rulers are but mortal ; and should have rest. Ben. a Statesman should take a nap in his chair, And only dream of sleep. Beat. These great tame lions of the law. Who make offenders of the weak, Should still seem watchful, and like wild lions Sleep with their eyes open. EscH. Is night a season for singing 1 Viol. We'll sing like nightingales, and they sing at night. EsCH. Take heed ! for the grand- watch does walk the round. Beat. Signior, when did you hear of nightingales Taken by the watch 1 Luc Madam, we'll sing ! The governor May come, if he please, and sigh to the chorus. EsCH. I'll bear no part, sir, in your song. Nor in your punishment. [Exit Eschalus. The Song. Luc. Our ruler has got the vertigo of State ; The world turns round in his politic pate. 192 THE LAW AGAINST LOVERS. He steers in a sea, where his course cannot last, And bears too much sail for the strength of his mast. Cho. Let him plot all he can, Like a politic man, Yet love though a child may fit him. The small archer though blind. Such an arrow will find, As with an old trick shall hit him. 2. Beat. Sure Angelo knows love's party is -strong • Love melts, like soft wax, the hearts of the young. And none are so old but they think on the taste, And weep with remembrance of kindnesses past. Cho. Let him plot all he can, &c. 3. Ben. Love in the wisest is held a mad fit ; And madness in fools is reckon'd for wit. The wise value love, just as fools wisdom prize, Which when they can't gain, they seem to despise. Cho. Let him plot all he can, &c. 4. Viol. Cold cowards all perils of anger to shun ; To dangers of love they leap when they run. The valiant in frolicks did follow the boy. When he led them a dance from Greece to old Troy. Cho. Let him plot all he can, &c. Enter Balthazar. . Balt. Behind the garden of the Augustines THE LAW AGAINST LOVERS. 193 Your friends attend. You must be sudden if You'ld be successful. Ben. I come ! Bid Lucio in a whisper to Retire, and to expect my orders at Saint Laurence Gate. Lady, though you deny Sleep to my brother, yet, you may do well T'allow a little of it to your self It grows late ; and Viola, methinks, begins To lose an eye with watching in your service. Viol. I love watching and dancing too in moon- shine nights, Like any fairy. Beat. Can whispers hide your bus'ness, Benedick, When you are such a weather-cock, that with But looking on you I can quickly find Where the wind sits ? Well, I wish you some danger, That you may get the more honour. [Exeunt several ways. Enter Angelo, Eschalus. Ang. It is not just I should rebuke them for Their harmony of mind ; that were to shew The rage, and envious malice of the devil. Who quarrels with the good, because they have That happiness, which he can ne'er enjoy. EscH. My lord, I find you sick for want of rest ; And grieve to hear you say, the cause of your Disease is in your self Ang. No sickness, Eschalus, Can be more dangerous than mine, of which The cause is known to that physician, who Enjoins me to despair of cure. EsCH. Your words amaze me 1 Enter 1. Servant. 1. Serv. To arms, my lord, to arms ! V." N 194 THE LAW AGAINST LOVERS. The ancient citizens are wakt in terror By the insulting youth ; who in loud throngs March through the streets to the parade. Ang. Hence, coward ! thou art frighted by thy dream. [Uxit Servant. Enter 2. Servant. 2. Serv. Arm^ arm, my lord ! your brother is revolted, Heading a body of disbanded officers. He is in skirmish with your guards. To rescue Claudio from the law. Ang. My brother grown my public enemy ? This iteration sounds like truth. I was Just now sending to declare Claudio's pardon, And to hasten his and Juliet's liberty. EsCH. You purpos'd well, but your performance was Too slow. Enter 1. Servant. 1. Serv. 'Tis said the marshal of your guards is slain. Ang. That's a surprise of fortune ; for he had Claudio's pardon, and, had he shewn it, might Perhaps have quencht the mutiny. My armour ! and command my guard of Switzs To march, and to make good the pass, which leads To Saint Jago's Port. Haste, Eschalus ! And bid Montano make a sally from The citadel. [Exeunt several ways. Enter Duke, Provost. Duke. Lock up your pris'ners, and secure the gates ! Prov. I did suspect by Lucio's menacines, That Benedick would Claudio's liberty THE LAW AGAINST LOVERS. 195 Attempt by force ; and therefore did provide For opposition to attend th' assault. Forty, selected from the guards without, I have drawn in. Duke. Are they enter'd ? Prov. They are, and bold Ursino does com- mand 'em. Dtjke. Th' expedient which, in haste, I have prescrib'd, "Will in extremity be fit to use ; Though when you threaten't men may think you cruel. Prov. Father, I'll strictly follow your advice. Duke. Ofi"er a parley from the battlements. Be careful, valiant Provost, of your charge, And Heaven take care of you ! Prov. I'll through the postern lead you out : Your function will protect you. [Exeunt. Enter Benedick, Balthazar, Officers. Ben. Eemove the marshal straight where sur- geons may Attend his wound, which is not mortal, though His loss of blood deprive him of his speech. Balt. a squadron of the guards, at our approach, Retir'd into the prison, to make good The gates against assault. Ben. Their sudden fear begot that policy, Eather to make conditions for themselves, Than for the place. Balt. The Provost will be obstinate. Ben. It may be safer for him to preserve His courage for some other use. Enier Lucio, Duke. Luc. Father Fox, the friar, is stoln out of his hole ; 196 THE LAW AGAINST LOVEES. And is going to make a visit to The geese of his parish. Ben. Lucio, let him pass ! Luc. If you give quarter to the enemies Of lovers, you will be foUow'd in your Next war by none but decrepid old soldiers ; The youth will all forsake you. Ben. Unhand him straight! we must, in rev'- rence to His function, make him free. Duke. Peace be with your lordship. Luc. Take care of lovers in your orisons. And the rather, because, praying for them, You pray for the Duke. Remember that friar. Duke. If e'er I see the Duke, sir, he shall know How much he is oblig'd to you. Ben. Lucio, be stedfast in your station ! [Exeunt Duke, Liicio. Frovost from fhs battlements. Ben. Look up ! the Provost does relent : he seems Inclin'd to parley. Prov. May fortune serve the valiant Benedick In all attempts, but when he does invade The forts of law, where justice would secure The trophies of her victories. Ben. Provost, I take your greeting well, and wish Your courage more success, than you in your Resistance now are like to find. You are Too wise to talk of law to those who mean To justify their actions by their swords. Prov. My lord, some honour I have gotten in The face of enemies ; and will not lose It in the sight of friends. Ben. You must give Claudio and Julietta liberty ; THE LAW AGAINST LOVEKS. 197 And then your other pris'ners, and your self, Shall, undisturb'd, be at your own dispose. Prov. Claudio, by sentence, is condemn'd ; and, sure. My office does engage my honour to Make good the sentence of the law. Balt. Provost, we come not here to make a war, Like women, with vain words. Ben. Accept of peace by yielding that which I Would gain by a request, or else expect The worst event of force. Prov. Your force I will Oppose ; and when my temper is too much Provok'd, perhaps the extremity may make Me shew you such an object, as will hurt Your eyes. Enter Lucio. Luc. My lord, retire to face your brother's pow'r. Which now is doubled by a sally from The citadel. Ben. Make good the passage at Saint Laurence Gate : And, whilst my squadron does advance. You, Balthazar, must march at distance with The rear. Prov. Ursino ! range your partizans ! 'Tis now our time to make a sally too. \Exeunt. [Clashing of arms within. Enter Beatrice, Viola, Lacquey. Viol. Sister ! sister ! can we not hide our selves 1 Beat. Fear nothing, Viola, till you are in love. But then our faces we like wood-cocks hide ; Whilst foolish fear, which is in women shame, Makes us but tempt the fowler to give aim. 198 THE LAW AGAINST LOVERS. Enter 1. Page. 1 Page. Madam, all's our own ! Beat. WeU, speak ! you are one of those mes- sengers Who lost his wages by his diligence ; Running so fast to bring good news, that he Wanted breath to utter it. 1 Page. Count Benedick's a most substantial man. Would the sun were up, that his friends might see How he stands to't, whilst his enemies fly from him. Beat. He is a substance fit to stand i' th' sun To make a shadow. And, being the substance, Lucio must be the shadow ! if Benedick Fly first, Lucio will not fail to follow him. 1 Page. There is no end of Count Benedick's valour. Beat. Valiant without end ; that is, stout to no purpose. Enter 2. Page. 2. Page. Oh madam ! Count Benedick is lost. Beat. How ? This foolish boy was ever given to lying. Lacquey, go out, and bring me truth ; such truth As I shall like, or else return no more. 2. Page. Madam, all the maids Beat. Peace ! Your intelligence comes from the laundry. Viol. Well ! I fear the news may be too true, then ; They know what they say. Carlo, tell it me ! \Page and Viola whisper. Beat. My eyes are not prophetical ; perhaps They melt too soon. Lost, valiant Benedick, Lost by thy noble kindness for my sake ; THE LAW AGAINST LOVEKS. 199 Who, whilst I pitied Claudio in his danger, Had of thy safety no indulgent care. Enter Balthazar. Balt. Madam, pardon my haste, which is as rude As my unseasonable visit. Beat. Tell me, I pray, the business of this night ? Balt. Count Benedick began it with success ; Who to redeem unhappy Claudio from The arms of death, and Juliet from the shame Of public penance, did assault the guards Attending near the prison gate; and at The first encounter did disperse that force. Beat. This is no wonder ; for, in honour's game. Where many throw at the last great stake, life. As if 'twere but light gold, young gamesters oft Are lucky. Balt. The Provost offered parley, but denied To yield the pris'ners, and the cause which made Him obstinate grew quickly evident ; By old Montano's sally from the citadel, And Angelo's advance with all his Zwitz : These were by valiant Benedick repulst. Beat. I'm not sorry now that I have his picture : For the vain gentleman will quickly grow So alter'd by success that without his Image I should hardly know him. Balt. Lord Angelo would have retir'd into the citadel ; But in the strife of that retreat Brave Benedick receiv'd a wound. Beat. A wound ! — excuse me, Balthazar, if I Assume the feeling of your friendship to him, And pity him for your sake. Balt. The wound was slight ; And rather serv'd t'augment his courage, than 200 THE LAW AGAINST LOVERS. To waste his strength. Beat. "Well, I'll allow him courage. Pray, proceed ! Balt. With many shouts saluted, be again Summon'd the Provost ; who, enraged at our Eesistance of his sally from the prison, Licens'd his anger even to cruelty ; For, as a dire expedient to prevent Th' occasion of a new assault, he doom'd Young Claudio to endure the bloody axe ; And from the battlements shew'd us his head. Beat. Enough ! your story grows too dismal to Be heard. Dead Claudio yet more happy is Than living Juliet. Pray be brief, if you Have any other sorrows to reveal ! Balt. The cruel Provost having thus provok'd Count Benedick ; he straight prepares to storm The prison ; and, th' assault was scarce begun When, suddenly our sov'reign Duke breaks forth From the dark cloud of that disguise, in which. It seems, he hath remain'd conceal'd in Turin. Beat. The Duke in town ? Balt. Most visibly in person, and in pow'r. For by his high command victorious Benedick Is now with conquer'd Angelo, and both Are pris'ners to the Provost. Beat. Sudden and strange ! Balt. Lord Angelo is kept from visitants, To make him ignorant of what is past ; And, by the strictness of the guards to Benedick, 'Tis whisper'd and suspected that he wiU Be sentenc'd for rebellion. Beat. I'll to the Duke! He's full of clemency ; A Prince, who, by forgiving, does reclaim. And tenderly preserve for noble use. Many whom rigid justice, by exemplar death, Would make for ever useless to the world. THE LAW AGAINST LOVERS. 201 Balt. 'Tis fit you hasten to him. Beat. In his own arms he bred my infancy. He ever yielded to me when I su'd For men who had no other plea to get Their pardon but their misery ; and, sure, He'll not deny me when in tears I kneel For valiant Benedick. [Exeunt. Enter Duke in his own habit, Eschalus, Pkovost, Frtak Thomas, Attendants. Duke. In favour of that pow'r, which I did leave In Angelo's possession, as my substitute, I have reliev'd him from his brother's fury. But Angelo, in his short government, Disfigur'd and disgrac'd that fair Resemblance which he wore of me By many blemishes. ESCH. Though your accustom'd clemency should give Him leave to use his eloquence in's own Defence, yet he would silence it, and hope For no relief but from yoar gracious mercy. Duke. Provost, he is your prisn'er now With Benedick. Take care they do not meet. Pkov. Sir, they are sever'd under watchful guards. Duke. 'Tis well. Go, do what further I enjoin'd you. Prov. I humbly beg your Highness' pardon, for my Ignorance of what you were when you Were pleas'd to make your visits in disguise. _ Duke. You need no pardon, but have merited My thanks and favour. [Exit Provost. Frl Tho. Is it your Highness' will that I attend you'! 202 THE LAW AGAINST LOVERS. Duke. I've left your habit, but will ne'er forsake Your company nor counsel. Father, now You must make haste, and do as I directed. Fri. Tho. I shall be diligent in both of your Commands. [Exit Friar Thomas. Duke. You, Eschalus, complain of being wrong'd By having been made ignorant of all These evils past. I left you not to sleep Away your time. EscH. If you vouchsafe me not your pardon, I shall with shame receive my punishment ; Though it is better to be ignorant Than to be guilty. Enter Beatrice, Viola, 2 Pages, Lacquey. Beat. As virtuous virgins, by their vows to Heaven, Have brought you here, so may their prayers Preserve you long amongst us. Duke. I thank you, beauteous maid. But I perceive Affliction in your eyes. Whence does it come ? Beat. I am a lowly suitor to your Highness. Duke. I hope you are not so unfortunate As to desire a benefit, which I Unwillingly shall grant. Beat. If no offenders were, then sov'reign pow'r Would have no use of mercy : Though Benedick has much offended, yet Forgive that valour which by yours was bred ; And let him not be lost who was misled. Duke. Your heart is alter'd since I saw you last. Can Benedick in his affliction now Prevail ; and be petition'd for by you Who scorn'd him when he did in triumph sue ? This riddle I will leave to Eschalus. Give me a quick account of it. I shall THE LAW AGAINST LOVERS. 203 Consider and take care of your request. [Exeunt several ways. Enter Angelo, Friar Thomas. Ang. In the perplexity of fight, when I Was forc'd to a retreat, I did suppose My brother, to procure the people to His side, had publish'd but in artifice The Duke's return. Fri. Tho. The Duke is certainly in town, and has, During the time of your vicegerency, Eemain'd here in disguise. He did converse With Isabella, and continually Receiv'd from her true knowledge of her griefs, And by what art you have afflicted her. Ang. Oh, Father, I am lost ! Fri. Tho. Could you suppose You were your brother's prisoner here ? Ang. In the dark mist of our encounter, I was led to that mistake. Fry. Tho. 'Twas a mistake indeed ; For Benedick's your fellow prisoner now. And under strict command. ^NG. I know him noble, though by passion urg'd To this outrageous violence against My ill dispos'd authority : and, had He now been free, I easily should have hop'd His favour with the Duke might have procur'd My peace and pardon too. But, in my strict Restraint, how. Father, did you get this visit t Fri. Tho. By an especial leave to comfort you. Enter Provost. The Provost has perhaps occasion of concernment With you. I'll take leave a while. [Exit Friar. Prov. My lord, with blushes I appear 204: THE LAW AGAINST LOVEKS. r th' presence of your most unhappy fortune, Asham'd of my authority ; but 'tis His Highness' will, that you should now Be subject to my pow'r, who have been long Govern'd by yours. Ang. You will be civil to me, Provost, if You think I am contented with this change. Pkov. You are so well prepar'd for grief, That I may now ask leave to tell you, he, whom You did hastily condemn, was, with dispatch, As fatal as your sentence, executed. Ang. Who can you mean ? Prov. Th' unhappy Claudio. Ang. Is he executed ? The Marshal had his pardon seal'd. Prov. The Marshal, who is now in hope of cure, Was by his wound last night in the first charge Depriv'd of speech ; so, by the law of destiny. Your purpos'd remedy against your law Was known too late : for, to divert The fury of th' assault, by taking from His friends that hope which was the cause of strife, I did appoint him for the axe ; and from Our battlements shew'd them his head. Ang. All my sinister stars have met at once In consultation how to ruin me. Prov. A moment ere his death, a friar, who was Official here, did marry him to Juliet : And therefore now I come to know, how far You, by your plentiful estate, will please To give subsistence to his mourning widow 1 You know that his possessions, and her dowry, He dying guilty by the sentence of The law, are both confiscate to the Duke. Ang. My bosom is too narrow for this grief ; I give her all I have. THE LAW AGAINST LOVERS. 205 Enter EscHALUS. ESCH. My lord, I grieve to tell you, that the Duke, As a reward to Isabella's virtue for Her sufiPrings, has already, by his promise, Given her th' intended confiscation of Your lands and treasure. Ang. 'Tis righteously bestow'd. But where, alas ! She having all, is Juliet's recompence ? Prov. Let's leave him, signior, to his thoughts. [Exit Provost. Ang. How wisely fate ordain'd for human kind Calamity, which is the perfect glass Wherein we truly see and know our selves. How justly it created life but short ; For, being incident to many griefs, Had it been destin'd to continue long, Fate, to please fools, had done the wise great wrong. Enter Isabella. ISAB. I come, my lord, to see you in eclipse : You did too hurtful to mine eyes appear. When with your glory you did fill your sphere. Ang. Is it revenge that hath this visit bred ; Or are you hither by compassion led t, ISAB. With no revenge nor pity I comply. But come, perhaps, in curiosity ; As in a great eclipse the curious run T'inform themselves exactly of the sun : For, when his light is lessen'd, they see more - Of his unevenness, than they saw before. Ang. The spots in him only imagin'd be ; But all reported stains are true in me. ISAB. As your confession of the worst of you Seems now to utter more than does seem true. 206 THE LAW AGAINST LOVEES. So of the best of you, which is your love, Perhaps you told much more than you could prove. Ang. In an ill season you require a test, T'assure you of that love which I profest ; When I can offer nothing that is fit, To be a pledge to make you credit it ; Since all I had is by the Duke, as due To injur'd virtue, freely given to you. ISAB. Take back your wealth ! improperly con- sign'd To me, who prize no wealth, but of the mind. Ang. How, Isabell 1 would you a present make Of such a gift as you disdain to take 1 It would more worthy of your bounty prove, To keep such trifles, and to give me love. But I would have what you can never give ; Claudio is dead, whose life should make me live. ISAB. I shall redeem you now from half your fear; I must be gone, but Claudio shall appear. [Exit. Ang. What may this mean? Virgins so soft as she Can never pleasure take in cruelty. Heav'n oft in wonders does propitious grow, Fortune no faster ebbs than it can flow. Enter Claudio, Julietta. Claud. Let those who lost their youth retire to graves. Death's closets, where, though there be privacy, Yet there is never use of thoughts. Let us thank Heaven that we have life, since we together May enjoy it. Jul. From a wild tempest, where we both were lost. Heaven lands us strangely on a flow'ry coast. Claud. Since none could thus recover'd be by Heaven, THE LAW AGAINST LOVERS. 207 Were not the crimes which lost them quite for- given, Let us express a kind forgiveness too. Jul. Honour, would that without rehgion do ? Ang. Are you the mortal substances of forms Which you resemble, Claudio and Julietta ; Yet, like immortal angels, can so much Of good forgiveness speak 1 Claud. What act hath Angelo severely done. For which his brother Benedick hath not By kindness ample satisfaction given 1 Ang. How is this wonder to be understood 1 Enter Benedick. Ben. The Provost, brother, has to happy pur- pose Deceiv'd us by the death of Bernardine. Let us embrace and mutually exchange Forgiveness ! Ang. Sure, our offences to each other will Admit excuse, since the authority of mighty love Did sway us both. This meeting has much com- fort In it though it be in prison. Enter Beatrice, Viola. Beat. Where is the rebel ? Ben. No rebel, lady, to your pow'r. Beat. If you had err'd that way y'had never been Forgiven ; but you may offend your Prince As often as you please. There's your pardon ! [Gives him a paper seal'd. Ben. I hope you will not undo me. Beat. How so, sir 1 Ben. I am afraid 'tis a licence for marriage. Beat. No, sir, plays that end so begin to be 208 THE LAW AGAINST LOVERS. Out of fashion. Ben. Do you not see your cousin Juliet 1 She has heen advis'd by a bald dramatic poet Of the next cloister, to end her tragi-comedy With Hymen the old way. [Beatrice salutes Juliet. Beat. Alas, poor cousin ! Love has led thee a dance Through a brake of thorns and briars. Jul. Madam, take heed ! though he be blind He may find the way to lead you too. Viol. 'Warrant ye I'll run from that foolish boy, And then let him try to overtake me. [A shout within. {Within). The Duke ! the Duke ! Enter Duke, Isabella, Eschalus, Provost, Friak Thomas, Guards, Attendants, Bal- thazar, Lucio, iehind the rest. Duke. The motive, which last caus'd my visits To this prison, was to give good counsel and to Eeclaim the ill-advis'd. But now I come To count'nance the reclaim'd I can relate Your latter story, Angelo : and am Not ignorant. Benedick, of yours ; but in Eemembrance of your former merits I Forget your late attempts. Ang. Your Highness makes An hourly conquest of our hearts, and we Most humbly bow in thankfulness for your Continual clemency. Duke. The eye of pow'r does not alone observe The heights, but lower regions of the world. I have a convert here, whom I would see. Prov. Call Bernardine ! Ben. Is he alive 1 Duke. I am more willingly appeas'd, because The fury of the last encounter has THE LAW AGAINST LOVERS. 209 Kot lost me any of my subjects' lives. The marshal's free from danger of his wound ; And as the military sword has not Prevail'd so far as life, so Justice, with Contrition satisfied, did sheathe up hers. Enter Jailor, Fool, Bernardine. Balt. There's no harm yet. Luc. I hope we shall all 'scape ! Duke. The Provost, whose fidelity I shall Reward, did in the storm preserve from wrack This penitent ; and from the battlements Deceived you with the head of one, who of A natural sickness died i' th' prison. Luc. Under your Highness' favour, I suspected, Afar off, that 'twas not Bernardine's, by A small wart upon his left eye-lid. Duke. You were not bid to speak. Luc. No, an't please your Highness, Nor wisht to hold my peace. Balt. Lucio, you will be talking. Duke. Remember, Bernardine, your vows to Heaven ; And so behave yourself in future life. That I shall ne'er repent my mercy. Bern. I am your Highness' debtor for this life. And for th' occasion of that happiness Which may succeed it after death. Duke. Is there not, father, in this company One too much troubl'd with a lib'ral tongue. Who hath traduc'd me to a brother of Your cloister 1 Frl Tho. Yes, sir, and here behold the man ! Luc. Who, I, father ? I know you not. Frl Tho. No, sir, but I know you. Luc. I shall be glad, sir, of your acquaintance, For my confessor is lately dead. V. _ 210 THE LAW AGAINST LOVERS. Duke. But, Lueio, you perhaps would know me too, Should I again put on the habit which I wore, when boldly to my face you did Traduce me in this prison. Luc. If your Highness, forgiving now so many, WiU pardon me too, I'll hereafter hang A padlock at my lips, and this good father Shall keep the key of it. Duke. Your slanders, Lucio, cannot do me harm. Be sorrowful and be forgiven. Balt. Thy mother hath bewitcht thee the right way. For no sword can pierce thee. Duke. Think me not singular, because I did myself a while depose ; For many monarchs have their thrones Forsaken for a cloistral life, and I, Perhaps, may really that habit take, Which I have worn but in disguise. Ang. That were t' undo the world by leaving it. Ben. Whilst so you seek imagin'd happiness, We all shall find essential misery. Duke. My resolutions are not soon remov'd ; I'm old and weary of authority. But, ere I leave it quite, since I have no Successors of my own, let me dispose Of best advantages to those whom I Esteem, who may enjoy my pow'r. Lend me. Chaste Isabella, your fair hand ; which with Your heart I dedicate to Angelo ; He now sufficiently that virtue knows, Which he too much, too curiously has tried ISAB. I have so long your council follow' d with Success, as I am taught not to suspect Much happiness will still attend THE LAW AGAINST LOVEES. 211 Th' obedience which does yield To your command. Ang. I fear my joys are grown too great to last. Duke. I have a good occasion, Benedick, To thank you now for your successful toils And victory in the Millain war ; for which, In ample recompense, I give you but The heart, which I perceive you had before. The witty war, which you so long have had With -virtuous Beatrice, now must gently end. In joyful triumphs of a nuptial peace. Beat. Take heed ! our quarrel will begin again ; And th' end of this long treaty will but bring The war home to your own doors. Ben. I'll venture. 'Tis but providing good store of Cradles for barracadoes to line my chamber. Duke. Be happy, Claudio, in your faithful Juliet, The persecutions of your loves are past. Claud. They feel not joy who have not sorrow felt. We through afflictions make our way to Heaven. Luc. Fool, I've a mind to marry your grand- mother. Fool. She stays for you in the church, and will prove A sweet bed-fellow, for she has not been Buried above a month. Duke. Provost ! open your prison gates, and make Your pris'ners free. The story of this day, When 'tis to future ages told, will seem A moral drawn from a poetic dream. THE RIVALS. Tlie Hivals. A Comedy. Acted by His Highness' the Duke of Yorh^s Servants. Licensed September 19, 1668 (Roger VEstrange). London, Printed for William Cade- man, at the Pope's Head, in the Lower Walk of the New Exchange 1668. Ato. The comedy of the Rivals is an alteration of the "Two Noble Kinsmen" which was first printed in 1634, with the following title: — "The Two Noble Kinsmen, presented at the Blackfriars by the King's Majesties Servants, with great applause : written by the memor- able worthies of their time, Mr John Fletcher, and Mr William Shakespeare, Gent. Printed at London, by Thomas Cotes, for John Watersone, and are to be sold at the signe of the Crowne in Paul's Church- yard, 1634." The question of the real authorship of the " Two Noble Kinsmen," more particularly in so far as relates to Shakespeare, has frequently been discussed, but without any very satisfactory result. Professor Spald- ing in 1832 published " a letter on Shakespeare's authorship of the ' Two Noble Kinsmen ' : a drama commonly ascribed to John Fletcher " Edin. 8vo, in which the argument is in favour of Shakespeare, while Mr Charles Knight, who ingeniously suggests that Chapman rather might have been the coadjutor of Fletcher, includes this play among the doubtful plays of Shakespeare in his pictorial edition of the Poet's dramatic works. In concluding his notice he says • " We have only one word to add. Chapman died in the very year that the first edition of the ' Two Noble Kinsmen' was published, with the name of Shake- speare in the title-page. If the title-page were a book- seller's invention, the name of Shakespeare would be of higher price than that of Chapman." A fair conclusion, and warranted by the fact that the play. was not printed until eighteen years after the death of Shakespeare, while the date of its first performance is unknown, but if Fletcher was concerned in it, Mr Knight says : "the inferences to be deduced from the prologue — that it was acted during his lifetime, and that he either claimed the sole authorship, or suppressed all mention of the joint authorship — are to be weighed against the assertion of the title-page, that it was 216 THE RIVALS. ' written by the two memorable worthies of their time.' " The plot of the "Two Noble Kinsmen" is derived from Chaucer's " Knight's Tale," which is best known at the present time through the medium of Dryden's " Palamon and Arcyte." When Queen Elizabeth visited Oxford, 1566, Wood informs us, "at night the Queen heard the first part of an English play named, Palsemon, or ' Palamon Arcyte,' made by Mr Richard Edwards, a gentleman of her chapel, acted with very great applause in Christ Church Hall." Another play is mentioned in Henslow's " Diary " under the date of September 1594, of " Pala- mon and Arsett," which was acted four times ; and in the collection of MSS. presented to the British Museum by Patmore occurs : "Palamon and Arcite ; or, the Noble Kinsmen, altered from Beaumont and Fletcher. A tragedy in five acts." Kippis says : " In the supplement to the edition of ' Shakespeare's Plays ' published in 1778, it is ingeni- ously and decisively shewn by Mr Stevens, that i^hake- speare had no hand in writing the play of the ' Two Noble Kinsmen.' It has not been proved, by evidence of any kind, that he had the slightest connection with Beffiimont and Fletcher." /^ While the authorship of the " Two Noble Kinsmen " is a matter of doubt, that of the alteration which we now print under the title of " The Rivals " has also been questioned, but the name of no one else than Sir WiUiam Davenant has ever been associated with it. "The Rivals" is one of the principal or stock-plays given in Downes' list as performed during 1662 and 1665. He thus introduces it : " ' The Rivals,' a play wrote by Sir William Davenant ; having a very fine interlude in it, of vocal and instrumental music, mixt with very diverting dances ; Mr Price introduced the dancing by a short comical prologue which gain'd him an universal applause of the town. The part of Theoeles was done by Mr Harris ; Philander, by Mr Betterton ; Cunopes, the jailer, by Mr Underhill ; all the women's parts admirably acted, chiefly Celia, a shepherdess, being mad for love ; especially in singing several wild THE RIVALS. 217 and mad songs — ' My lodging is on the cold ground, &o.' She performed that so charmingly, that not long after it raised her from her bed on the cold ground, to a bed royal. The play, by the excellent performance lasted uninterruptedly nine days, with a full audience." Davies in his notes on Downes' " Roscius Anglicanus," Waldron's edition, 1789, 8vo, says : " I know not on what authority this play of ' The Rivals ' is ascribed to Davenant ; it is not in the folio collection of his works, nor does the 4to edition of it bear his name. It is a very indifferent alteration of Shakespeare and Fletcher's ' Two Noble Kinsmen,' and contains several songs, &c., not in the original ; particularly a hunting dialogue sung by foresters, hunters, and huntresses ; the ideas and hunt- ing terms in which are entirely borrowed from Ben Jonson's ' Pastoral of the sad Shepherd.' " In a subse- quent note, he, in quoting the colophon of the title of the edition of 1668, observes of the publisher: " If this was Cademan, the actor, Downes might in addition to his own official knowledge as prompter, have been certified by him that Davenant was the author or alterer of it ; which supposition clears up the doubt expressed in former note." But our chief authority for classing "The Rivals'' among the works of Sir William D'avenant is Langbaine, who, in his account of the English dramatic poets, 1691, says: "Rivals, a tragi-comedy in quarto, which at present 1 have not ; but have heard Mr Cademan, for whom, as I think, it was printed, say it was writ by Sir William D'avenant." Waldron remarks : " I think, from what we may gather from Downes and Langbaine, there can be no doubt of Davenant being the alterer of the ' Rivals ' from the ' Two Noble Kinsmen' ; though he did not think the alteration worth owning." " Downes" Davies goes on to observe, "has forgot to tell us the name of the actress who performed Celia, which name likewise he has mis-written for Celania ; the character was represented, according to the 4to, 1668, by Mrs Davis." Mary Davis, certainly was " raised to the bed-royal ' of Charles II., and had, by him, a daughter, Mary, who took 218 THE rivals; the surname of Tudor, and who, in 1687, was married to the son of Sir Francis Ratcliffe, who became Earl of Derwentwater. Granger's *' Biographical History of England " vOl. 5, page 392, notes her portraits, thus : — " Madame Davis ; Lely p. Valkf. 1678, 4«o, mezz. Madam Davis ; Lely p. Thompson exc. h. sh. mezz." " She is represented playing on a guitar, which was fashionable at court, and especially among the King's mistresses, who were greater leaders in fashions of all kinds than the queen herself. " No wonder then, when all was love and sport, The vrilling musea were debauch'd at court ; On each enervate string th^y taught the note , To pant, or tremble through an eunuch's throat." Pope. At Billingbere in Berkshire, the seat of Richard Neville Neville, Esq., is a fine portrait of her by Kneller, with a Black. This picture, which is in the painter's best manner, was the property of Baptist May, who was privy purse to Charles, and of singular service to him in his private pleasures." " It would be too indelicate to mention the particular consequences of the jalup which was given to Moll Davis at supper by Nell Gwynn, who knew that she was to lie the same night with the king. It is sufficient to hint at the violence of its operations and the disastrous effects, such effects as the ancients would have attributed to Anteros, a malignant deity, and the avowed enemy of Cupid." F. G. Waldron, in his appendix to Downes' Roscius Anglicanus, notes: " The earliest instance I recollect of the title of Miss or Mis is in the following lines, the subject of which, I have no doubt, was Mins or Madam Davis, the celebrated performer of Celania, in the ' Rivals.' " ' To Mis Davies on her excellent dancing. " ' Dear Mis, delight of all the nobler sort, Pride of the stage, and darling of the Court, Who would not think, to see thee dance so light. Thou wer't all air ? or else all soul and sp'rite ? THE RWALS. 219 Or who'd not say, to see thee only tread, - Thy feet were feathers ? others' feet but lead ? Athlanta well could run, and Hermes flee, But none e'er mov'd more gracefully than thee ; And Circe charm'd with wand and magick lore, But none, like thee e'er charmed with feet before. Thou miracle ! whom all men must admire, To see thee more like air, and mount like fire, Whoe'er would follow thee, or come but nigh To thy perfection, must not dance, but fly. " Flechnoe's Epigrams. Land., 1669. Downes is of opinion that elevation to the " bed royal " conferred the title of " Madam" on Mrs Davis, as it had previously done on her rival, jS^ell G-wyn. Pepys mentions having seen " The Rivals" acted, but as on that occasion Mrs Davis did not perform the part of Celania, it is probable that it had been revived after she had procured admittance to the royal household, she having then left the stage. " 10th Sep., 1664. — All the morning much troubled to think what the end of our great sluggishness will be ; for we do nothing in this office like people able to carry on a war. We must be put out, or other people put in. My wife and I, and Mercer, to the Duke's house, and there saw ' The Rivalls,' which is no excellent play, but good acting in it ; especially Gosnell comes and sings and dances finely ; but, for all that, fell out of the key, so that the musique could not play to her afterwards ; and so did Harris also go out of the tune to agree with her." Mrs Gosnell is noticed in vol. iv., p. 6, and Mr Harris in Crowne's Works, vol. i. p. 6, in this series. The following notice of the death of Mrs Davis's daughter occurs in the Historical Register for the year 1726, vol. 11, a periodical which was printed at the charge of the Sun Fire Office, behind the Royal Ex- change : — " 1726, Nov. 5. — Dy'd at Paris, aged 53 years or there- abouts, the Lady Mary Tudor, Countess of Derwent- water, relict of Francis Ratcliffe, second Earl of Der- wentwater, who had issue by her, three sons and one daughter, viz., James, who succeeded his father in the Earldom, and was beheaded for high treason on Tower- Hill in 1716, Francis, and Charles, and the Lady Mary 220 THE RIVALS. Tudor. She was twice marry'd after the death of the Earl her first husband, viz., first to Henry Grahme, Esq. ; and, after his decease, to Rooke, Esq., son of Bri- gadier-General Rooke." Although the play of " The Rivals" is characterised as " an alteration" of the " Two Noble Kinsmen," they bear little resemblance to each other either in the scenes or dialogue, very few lines of the original having been retained in the " alteration." THE ACTORS' NAMES. Arcon, The Prince of Arcadia. Mr Young. PoLYNiCES, His General. Mr Smith. .„ \ Mr. and keeper of the f,^ _, Provost, > C't dl I Sandfoku. Theocles, ^ Rivals to the Prin- ( Mr Harris. Philander, j cess Heraclia. \ MrBETTERTON. CuNOPES, The Provost's Man. Mr Undekhil. Heraclia, Niece to the Prince. Mrs Shadwel. Celania, Daughter to the Provost. Mrs Davis. Leucippe, Celania's Maid. Mrs Long. Attendants and Guards. THE RIVALS. Act First. Enter Argon, Polynices, and Soldiers as from victory. Argon. The tyrant's high designs found ill success ; 'Twas not so easy as he fondly hop'd, To make this country subject to his pow'r By violence. POLYN. Sir, he presum'd, That your Arcadians were grown weak with ease ; And love had soften' d us to cowardice. Argon. But he has found the heat of love in them, Had not so stifl'd all their sparks of valour, But that they still retain'd enough to make A lightning which did blast his spreading pow'r. POLYN. And that they had not so much courage lost. Amongst the myrtles, as not to deserve A victor's laurel, though they seem inclin'd Only to pastoral delights ; yet when They quit the sheep-hook to assume the sword. They can write tragedies on those who shall Intrench upon their liberty, in wounds, And characters made legible by blood. Our soft Arcadians conquer'd these who were By tyranny and war to hardship bred. Argon. But yet, Polynices, the day was bloody. The tyrant fought with so much resolution. 224 THE RIVALS. And made such massacre amongst our troop?, As if he had been arm'd with innocence, Or, at the least, intended to atone The butcheries his spleen had caus'd in peace ; By slaughters which his valour made in war. POLYN. Your justice lyes in Harpacus, his death, Eising more splendid in his being set. He was a most unbounded tyrant, sir ; And though his actions in this bloody war Merited life, yet his precedent deeds Deserv'd a death more infamous than that, Your sword vouchsaf d him. Yet 'twas justice in And you derive a lustre from his crimes. His blackness makes your glory shew more bright : Thus darkness always ushers in the light. Argon. Ascribe it to a justice more supreme, From whose disposure we must own success. A grave contains him, that usurp'd a throne. Grasping at other's crowns he lost his own. But, where's the Provost of our citadel 1 PoLYN. He guards the pris'ners hither. The old man Is valiant to a miracle : he fought as if he Eeinforc'd his aged blood. And gather'd life by taking it from enemies. _ Enter Provost, with Theocles and Philander, as prisoners and guards. Argon. Welcome, brave man ! What chronicle's enough For thy deserts 1 The actions of thy age Shall keep thy memory from growing old. Thy worth which seem'd declining has broke out With such surprizing splendour in the fight As dazzl'd all our eyes who did behold it. We now have nothing else left but wonder THE RIVALS. 225 To entertain thy merits. Pkov. Eoyal sir ! Supported by the justice of your cause, I might do things perhaps beyond my age, But ne'er out-do my duty. I owe more To this my country and your sacred person ; Than my exhausted blood or life can pay. Arcon. The tempest is dispell'd, now thou shalt set In a full glory which no future cloud. Or storm of war, shall ever overcast ; Thou shalt wear out the remnant of thy days In peace. Th' invader of our country's dead. Prov. But how shall these his kinsmen be dis- pos'd. Who did so long support his reeling cause 1 Whose valour oft restor'd their army's health. By letting ours blood. Arcon. They are gallant spirits ! Treat 'em as pris'ners, but as noble ones. I pity their engagements in this war. Who never own'd the tyranny that caus'd it. Their valour seem'd distracted in the fight. As if they did desire to save the person Of Harpacus, and yet disgust his cause. Their courage was inflam'd with loyalty To him, but quench'd with pity towards us. Prov. TheykiU'd With such regret, as if they did embrue Their swords in blood to blush for those they slew. Arcon. How are they call'd 1 Prov. One is call'd Theocles, Th' other Philander. PoLYN. This is that Theocles, who, in reward Of what he pleas'd to praise in me as valour, Eescu'd my life when I was pris'ner tane By his own troop, and gave me liberty, V. f 226 THE KIVALS. A debt which I will strive to pay. Argon. They are not wounded much ? Prov. Not mortally ; But yet their wounds are not contemptible. Argon. Let'em have noble usage : Summon all Our surgeons to their cure ; their lives concern us Much more than millions do of common rank. I value pris'ners of their quality Too much to let 'em captives be to death. Yet, Provost, let their persons be secur'd I'th' citadel, tUl we give further order. I Prov. Sir, I shall obey ! My lords, I am sorry I must guard you both Into restraint : But 'tis my Prince commands I shou'd convey you to the citadel. Theo. Lead on, sir ! we have seen the cruelty Of Harpacus to others, and have learnt By eyesight how to undergo misfortunes. The tide of blood shed by our cruel uncle Has our compassion so much wasted, even For strangers, that we scarce have any left Now for ourselves ; we can with patience bear Imprisonment or death. Phila. We have so often mourn'd when we were free. That we can smile at our captivity. [Exemit Provost, Theodes, Philander, and Guard. Argon. They have almost melted my severity Into compassion. POLYN. I'm full of pity, sir, for Theocles. Argon. But why not for Philander too ? He seems as full of merit. POLYN. Theocles is he. Who from the oppression of a multitude In the late battle rescu'd me from death, And checking the oppressor's violence, In such a cowardly and base assault THE RIVALS. 227 Dismiss'd me, not discovering his name, Making his courtesy the more obliging By his not owning it. Arcon. I have heard you speak of it. 'Twas bravely done ! Enter Heraclia, and her woman. POLYN. The Princess, sir. Arcon. Where is she 1 My return is yet so new I have not seen her. POLYN. She's ent'ring, sir. Hera. What welcome shall give vent [She kneels. To my excess of joy for your return ? Arcon. Eise, dearest niece, we have fought hitherto For liberty, and to preserve your knees From such a disobliging posture ; as Too much resembles bondage. You must rise I [Lifts her up. Hera. Your presence brings me a transport of bliss Proportion'd to the fears your absence caus'd. As if that passion had instructed this. Arcon. Cou'd you then fear ? How cou'd your innocence so much distrust The justice of our cause, as to admit A jealousy or doubt of the success f, Hera. Fear's ever credulous. I know not but Some sword, a;mbitious of the blood of Princes, Might drink too deep of yours, although at ebb Leaving your orphan-subjects to be drown'd In floods of tears occasion'd by your fall, Weeping their own i'th' Prince's funeral. [Weeps. PoLYN. How seriously she recollects a storm [Aside. Eais'd by her fancy, or at most but threat'n'd, 228 THE RIVALS. And talks her eyes into a real shower. Akcon. How strangely does her love reveal itself! [Abide. She, since her joys with violent supplies Silence her tongue, wou'd speak 'em with her eyes. Hera. But since y'are safe return'd, why should I weep Strange joys, which do in tears their revels keep. Since all your country now enjoys it's peace, The conflict of my passions here shall cease. Noble Polynices, I justly am transported But shall soon return to you with praise. When in Fame's-Temple I've enthron'd The Prince, then give you those respects Which you for loyalty and valour have deserv'd. PoLYN. Though my merits were As great as may deserve your notice, madam, Yet they are no more than what may still be nam'd My duty. Hera. But, Royal sir, your own joys seem Clouded with something that resembles grief. Argon. I much rejoice in that felicity Our subjects from the victory derive ; But that exempts me not from discontent Whilst I foresee the posture of my throne. When I expire. No remnant of my blood Shall ere survive th' interment of my bones. Or solemnize my burial with a tear Of kin to those my aged eyes let fall. Had I a child, my joys would then be full, Which now prove empty and not worth a smile. Hera. Wave, sir, such melancholy thoughts t they prove But wings to death : Those who so oft reflect Upon their end come soonest thither. First They thereby grow disconsolate, and then THE RIVALS. 229 Live out their days faster than other men. Arcon. What other object may deserve my thoughts ] POLYN. Think, rather sir, on that solemnity Which by th' Arcadian customs is allow'd In honour of your birthday, and is still With so much lustre celebrated here 'Tis as 'twere day-break to all the year. Hera. That day shall still retrieve you from the grave. And, when one day i'th' year shall put on black To mourn your loss, the sight and solemn shows. Which intimate your death, shall so be drown'd I'th' annual joys, wherein we still express Your happy birth, that it shall still be said You are new born and not that you are dead. Arcon. You have almost persuaded me to lay These serious thoughts asleep. Hera. Your birthday, sir. Comes as a triumph to your victory. Your happy birth you shall see solemniz'd With greater splendour by the tyrant's death. They are preparing for the celebration. Arcon. You have prevail'd : I am resolved to soften My thoughts of war by this solemnity. Thus fields of blood may us to gardens bring. As furious winter ushers in the spring. [Exeunt. Enter PHILANDER, and Theocles, walking on the tarras in the citadel. Phil. The Provost does oblige us by permitting The freedom of this walk upon the tarras. Theo. Cousin, how d'you 1 I am concern'd So much in your wisht health that I enquire After my own exactly from your pulse. Phil. I'm strong enough, I hope, for misery. 230 THE RIVALS. Although I fear we are for ever pris'ners. Theo. My thoughts are of the same complexion too ; Our fears do sympathize; just like our loves. Phil. 0, cousin Theocles, how are we lost t Where are our kindred, friends, and country now 1 Those comforts we shall never meet agen. No more shall we behold the games of honour Where youths, with painted favours hung Like tall ships under sail, striving for fame, Eival each other's glory. We no more Like twins of honour e'er shall exercise Our arms again. Our swords which lightn'd in The people's eyes, must now like trophies hang To deck the temples of the gods that hate us. And signify our ruin and defeat. Theo. Our hopes are pris'ners with us, we review Our former happiness in vain. Our youth Too soon will wither into age, and prove Like a too timely spring, abortive. Here, Which more afflict us, we shall both expire Unmarried ; no embraces of a wife, Loaden with kisses and a thousand cupids. Shall ever clasp our necks, no issue know us. No figures of our selves shall we e'er see To glad our age, and, like young eagles, teach 'em To look against bright arms. Phila. No more shall we e'er hollow to our hounds Which shook the aged forest with their echo : AH pleasures here shall perish, and, at last, Which is the curse of honour, we shall die Children of grief and ignorance. Enter Celania and Leucippe as ai a window. Leuc. This window, madam, looks into the tarras THE RIVALS. 231 Where they are walking, you may over-hear All their discourse, the curtain being clos'd, Without discovery. Cela. Their looks betray No great dejection at their misery. Theo. Though our misfortunes are as black as midnight, I see two comforts rising. We may here Exercise patience, and enjoy each other, Philander being with me I can ne'er Think this a prison. Phila. Cousin, 'tis most true That our misfortunes are together twisted Which to our misery brings some redress : Affliction thus by spreading becomes less. Our mutual society will teach us To under-go what HeaVn in wrath design'd, And never weep for necessary fate. That man is free, who bondage bravely bears ; But he does sink himself, who swims in tears. Cela. How sweetly they express themselves, Leucippe. Trust me, methinks their words might melt the stones And make their passage through the prison walls, Leuc. Let's listen, madam ! Theo. Shall we make worthy uses of this place Which all men hate so much ? Phil. How, cousin Theocles 1 Theo. What can we want ? Wealth we need none, we are each other's mine ; Each other's wife, begetting every hour New births of love ; we're father, friends, acquaint- ance. We are, in one another, families. I am your heir and you are mine, this place Is our inheritance ; and no oppressor 232 THE RIVALS. Dare take this from us. Here, with patience We may live long. No surfeits seek us here. Phil. Here no man falls by the rude hand of war, And hy his groans half kills the next with fear. Nor shall these as here swallow up our youth. Cela. How they forget their miseries : they brook Affliction with so smooth a brow, they seem Pictures of patience, and drawn in oil. Theo. Were we at liberty and unconfin'd, A wife might disunite us lawfully, Bus'ness divide us. Phil. Or I might sicken, cousin. Where you should never know it, and so perish Without your noble hand to close my eyes. Cela. What charming language his aiFection speaks ? What kindness wou'd he to a woman show That is enamour'd on his kinsman so ? How happy were a maid which shou'd receive So sweet assurances of love ! Phil. I'm almost wanton with captivity. What misery it is to live abroad. And everywhere ! methinks 'tis like a beast : I here enjoy a court : I'm sure I find A greater satisfaction. Theo. What had we been. Had we grown aged in our uncle's court 1 Where sin was justice, lust and ignorance The commendable virtues of great men. Had not the loving gods found this place for us We shou'd ha' died as they did, ill old men, Without the charity of one man's tear. But with their epitaphs, the people's curses. Enter Cunopes. CUNO. Gentlemen, the clock has struck ! THE RIVALS. 233 Phil. Cousin, our time of walking is expir'd, We must submit to this man's insolence. CuNO. What haste you make ! Theo. Well, cousin, let's retire, We'll sing our cares asleep, and then to bed. CuNO. You will a time for catches in your chamber. [Exeunt. Cela. Hard-hearted Cunopes ; how could'st thou have So little mercy ? Leuc. Madam, I have power To make him much more civil. Cela. What's your meaning 1 Leuc. He is in love with me. Cela. In love with thee 1 Leuc. Yes, madam, have you not observ'd his looks And carriage towards me of late t Cela. Now I remember I have seen him smile. And shew you more respect than he was wont ; But I am indispos'd to entertain The cause of mirth or scorn. I weep to think The gentlemen are so ill treated. Leuc. So much concern'd 1 I guess what wind blows up This show'r, they both deserve to be belov'd. Madam, may I know which you've pitched upon 1 Cela. WTiat is thy meaning, wench ? Leuc. Nay, ne'er conceal it ! I know by the distilling of your eyes, There's fire underneath. Madam, confess ! Cela. Confess ? what, prithee ? Leuc. Which of the gentlemen May boast the conquest ? which do you affect ? Cela. I affect both of 'em, they are a pair In whom the world is rich. Leuc. Love both of them 1 234 THE RIVALS. I have so much experience in loTe To know then, that it must be neither. Cel. Well! Suppose I'm inclin'd to one of them, Am I oblig'd to tell you -which it is ? Love is a grief of which few e'er had cause To boast, and love is boasted when reveal'd. Leuc. Is love a crime, that it must be conceal'd? Cela. Love may grow cold when public it be- comes. Flames best preserve their heat in lesser rooms. [Exeunt. The Second Act. Enter Aecon, Polynices, and Provost. Argon. To what does all this mediation tend ? Why shou'd you intercede for Theocles ? Poly. Sir, since I owe my liberty and life To his unequall'd generosity. Enable me to pay him with his own. Aecon. That were to give him a capacity Of making new attempts upon our peace. The tyrant's subjects, animated by The presence of a person so renown' d, Will undertake revenge. Poly. You may secure yourself by articles. Prov. Or set him free, Upon condition that he shall with speed Arcadia leave, and never more return. Poly. His noble nature will so well resent Your clemency, he'll easily obey, And stifle all desires to be reveng'd In grateful recollections of your love. THE RIVALS. 235 Arcon. But whilst for Theocles you freedom ask, You seem forgetful of that solitude, By which Philander's strict confinement will Become to him more insupportable. Poly. You may give him some hopes of liberty. Prov. Upon a ransom that may correspond To so much worth as he is owner of Arcon. Polyhices, your suit is granted ! Set Theocles Free from prison : But forbid him E'er to return to Arcadia, So he his liberty enjoys, and we From jealousies of new attempts are free. Provost, take order for his liberty. Poly. But let him still remain in ignorance Who 'twas procur'd it, as he rescu'd me, Yet kept his name f,nd quality conceal'd Leaving me to admire, not thank my friend. Arcon. But let Philander not so soon receive The news of my resolves. I first will see With what reluctancy he shall resent The other's loss and his imprisonment. Prov. I shall obey, sir. [Exeunf. Enter Hbraclia, and Celania, severally. Hera. Welcome, Celania ! I must give you thanks For your kind visit. Cel. Madam, I am happy To have the privilege of waiting on you. Your thanks will make me proud. Hera. Your company Does merit more. How oft have I receiv'd A respite from the pressure of those ffears Which did present me with the chance of war, And my dear uncle's hazard, by your talk, 236 THE RIVALS. Your sweet converse, I have forgot the thoughts Of trumpets, and the music of your voice Has charmed me to forget all threatening sounds. Cel. My duty did instruct me to divert Your troubles, madam, by concealing mine. I often have spoke fearless of the war. When my own thoughts have been in mutiny. And my heart bandy 'd between hope and dread For my dear father. Heea. But, Celania ! I hear there are two pris'ners, whose repute Fame speaks with great advantage, very lately Committed to your father's custody. Cela. There are such, madam, Hera. How do they support Their strict confinement ? Cela. With such constancy As if they had forgot they e'er were free ; Tis pity that they are in prison, and pity They should be out. I overheard their Mutual discourse, which does discover A patience, that wou'd make adversity Asham'd. The prison's proud of 'em. They turn Their misery to mirth. They have all the world Within their chamber. Though the prison seems To mourn for their restraint, 'tis holiday to look on 'em. Hera. Are they both alike So unconcern'd in their unhappiness, That neither of 'em e'er does yield a sigh To hint out some reflections upon what they have been? Cela. Sometimes one of 'em perhaps Will unawares vent a divided sigh, Martyr'd as 'twere in the delivery. Which strait the other does so calmly chide And then so sweetly comforts him who sigh'd it. THE RIVALS. 237 That I cou'd almost wish myself a sigh, To be so chid ; or at the least a sigher, To be so comforted. Heka. But what can he Eeply in vindication of himself 1 Cela. He strait redeems the error of that sigh By singing, which he does to that degree Of ravishing that even the prison walls, Which only echo others' misery. Bear a part in's music ; and, as if They were in love with whatsoe'er he sings, Eepeat his notes again. Hera. But does he not Sometimes let fall a tear as well as sigh 1 Cela. Though tears, when wept by you in time of war For your dear uncle's peril, seem'd to be Refreshing showers let fall upon your cheeks To make the roses look more fair ; yet they Wou'd seem too much effeminate in him, They wou'd like mildew, taint his blooming youth And stain his courage : therefore still his eyes, Like suns dry up that dew before it falls. Hera. She loves him, sure 1 I'll try her. You cannot tell, how long the citadel Shall be their prison ? Cela. Madam, are they like to be remov'd 1 Hera. I left my uncle Together with the general and Provost In consultation, how they shou'd dispose O'th pris'ners : and amongst the rest of these, Polynices employs his interest For the release of one, that he may make Retaliation for the liberty He gave him, when opprest by multitudes In some encounter. Cela. Shall one be released 1 238 THE RIVALS. Hera. 'Tis very probable. Cela. Good madam, which 1 Hera. I suppose Theocles. Cela. That pleases me. And yet I know not why I wish the other better, yet methinks I'm glad he shall a pris'ner still remain : I willingly cou'd wish his happy state Yet seem to hope he'll rest unfortunate. Hera. She likes the news, yet seems not fully pleas'd ; I'll try her further ! Theocles shall be Acquitted, but it is presum'd the other Being too considerable to be freed, wm Cela. Do what, madam ? Hera. Die. Cela. Die 1 Hera. Have I found you 1 Die ? Yes, Celania. You are naught concern'd Whether he die or live. Cela. Madam, 'tis true ; And yet, alas, I know not what I am. I find a lively advocate within That wou'd not have him die : I must withdraw, Or else I shall betray my passion. Hera. Celania ! You are grown thoughtful. Cela. Madam, I'm scarce recover'd from the fears Begot by the late war. My company Will be but troublesome, ^^our goodness will Pardon my too abrupt departure. [Exit. Hera. She is too visibly in love : Alas ! I have deceiv'd her into too much fear : I willingly cou'd undeceive her now. But she'll soon find the fallacy. I'll take A turn i'th' garden whose kind walks and air. THE RIVALS. 239 Make the evenings oft to me delightsome prove, She's scorch'd i'th' fiery element of love. [Exit. Enter Philander, and Theocles, as in the balcony, walking in the palace-garden. Phil. Is there record of any two that lov'd Better than we do, cousin? Theo. There cannot be. Phil. Our friendship is hy long continuance Become so ardent and invincible, And by our resolution so confirm'd, I think it is beyond the power of time Or any accident e'er to infringe it. Theo. Our love's bright fire has been preserv'd so long. The flame is, like the vestals', sacred grown, Which nothing e'er can violate or quench. Phila. Nothing but death : and, cousin, after death Our spirits shall be led to those that lov6 Eternally. Free from allay of flesh Our love shall be refin'd to that degree Of purity, that it shall kindle us Into one constellation, by whose rays Surviving friendships shall be so inflam'd, They shall not languish, or know how to die. Enter Heraclia, and Cleone, in the garden. Theo. Cousin, why proceed you not ? Hera. What fiower is this ? Cleo. 'Tis call'd Narcissus, madam. Hera. That was a pretty, but a foolish boy, To lose himself. Were there not maids enow 1 Theo. Pray, forward. Hera. Or were they all hard-hearted ? Cleo. They cou'd not be to one so fair. Hera. Thou wou'dst not ? 240 THE RIVALS. Cleo. I think I shou'd not, madam, Theo. Will you proceed, cousin 1 Heka. Canst thou not work such flowers in silk, wench ? Cleo. Yes ! Hera. They will shew rarely on a valence. Theo. Cousin ! cousin ! how d'ye 1 Phil. Never till now was I a pris'ner. Theo. Why, what's the matter 1 Phil. Behold and wonder ! She is not mortal, sure ! Theo. Ha! Phil. She is divine, and now the sun draws low, Comes to revive the drooping flowers, and make Them, like herself, immortal, by the beams Proceeding from her eyes. Hera. Of all the flowers methinks a rose is best. Cleo. Why, gentle madam 1 Hera. Because it is the emblem of a maid, For when she's gently by the west wind woo'd. How modestly she blows, with a complexion Made up of smiles and blushes ; when the north Comes near, impatient then, like chastity She locks her beauties in her bud again, And leaves him then to blow on nought but briars. Cleo. Yet, good madam. Sometimes her modesty will bloom so far She falls for't : which a maid of any honour Will hardly imitate. Hera. "JThou art grown wanton ! Theo. She's very fair. Phil. She's all the beauty extant. Hera. The sun is set. Let's walk in ! keep the flowers To see how near art can resemble them. [Exit. THE RIVALS. 241 Phil. Might not a man well lose himself and love her 1 Theo. I cannot tell what you have done, I have ; Beshrew my eyes for't : now I feel my bondage. Phil. You love her then ? Theo. Who would not 1 Phil. I saw her first. Theo. What if you did? that poor pretence will prove Too weak. There's no priority in love : I saw her too. Phil. Yes, but you must not love her. Theo. I will not, as you do, to worship her As she's divine ; I love her, to enjoy her As she's a woman : and thus both may love. Phil. You shall not love at all. Theo. Who shall deny me ? Phil. I that first toolc possession with my eyes Of all those beauties, which in her reveal Themselves to mortals : If thou entertain' st A hope to blast my wishes, Theocles, Thou art as false as is thy title to her. If thou dar'st love her, I disclaim all bonds Of love and friendship. Theo. Sir, I must love her. If that can shake Philander off, adieu ! I say, again, I love ; and will maintain, I have as just a title to her beauty, As any man who dares pretend a claim. Let me deal coldly with you. Are not we Of the same blood 1 Have not our souls combin'd, As 'twere in correspondence with our blood, To twist us into one by friendship 1 Phil. Yes! Theo. Am I not liable to those affections And passions, unto which my friend's expos'd 'i Phil. You may be. V. Q 242 THE RIVALS. Theo. Why would you so unkindly deal ] To love alone ? Speak truly, do you think me U nworthy of her sight 1 Phil. No, hut unjust, if thou pursue that sight. Theo. Because another first sees the enemy, shall I Stand still, and never charge ? Phil. Yes, if he be but one. Theo. What if that one had rather combat me ? Phil. Let that one tell me so, and use thy free- dom ; But otherwise thou art a monster, black As guilt can make thee. Theo. You are mad. Philander. Phil. I must be so, tiU thou art worthy, Theo- cles. Theo. Fy, sir, you play the child extremely. I must Dare and ought to love her. Phil. that now indulgent fortune Wou'd vouchsafe us swords, And one hour's freedom, to dispute thy claim, rU make thee soon recant it. Put thy head Once more without this window, and I'll nail thy life To't. Theo. Alas ! your fury threatens what You are too impotent to act. Philander. But put my head out ! To advance your rage I'll cast my body down into her arms. When next I see her. Enter Cunopes. CuNO. My errand is to you, sir. Theo. To me ? CuNO.- The Provost sent me for you. Theo. I am ready ! THE RIVALS. 243 Phil. But one word, Theocles. CUNO. Sir, take another hour : I have other business, Than to waste time, in minding your discourse. [Exeunt Cunopes, aiid Theocles. Phil. Why, was the message sent to him alone ? Am I so undeserving to be thought Less worthy of the Provost's conference ? This is the palace-garden, and I've heard The Princess us'd to bless it with her presence. This sure was she. blessed garden, and more blessed flowers. That blossom at the sun-shine of her eyes ! I wish I were that blooming apricock I would expatiate my wanton arms. And be a bold intruder at her window, And bring her fruit which should endear me to her ; Enter Cunopes. [Above. Fruit that might tempt the palates of the gods. Now, keeper, where's Theocles ? CuNO. Set free. The general has begg'd his liberty Upon condition never to set foot Within Arcadia : But, as for you. We shall be troubl'd somewhat longer with you ; I am afraid. Phil. O Theocles, my rage Converts to envy. Thou hast liberty To make some brave attempts, and reinforce The dissipated army. Were I free I wou'd do things of such immensity. This blushing virgin shou'd take manhood to her, And seek to ravish me. CuNO. You are tedious, sir ! I wou'd desire less of your tongue, good sir. 244 THE KIVALS. And more of your ears. I have a charge to you. Phil. Hast any orders for my death 1 CuNO. Not yet, sir, But I'm in hopes of having it ere long, I find it troublesome attending you. My present orders reach no further, sir, Than to remove you from these windows : th'are too open. Phil. Curse upon their envy ! prithee do me The courtesy to kill me. CuNO. Yes, and hang for't afterwards. I hope erelong To have authority for doing it. You shall not find me backward, sir, to serve you In any kindness of that nature. Phil. Troth, had I a sword I wou'd kill thee. CuNO. I thank you ! Phil. Thou bringest such scurvy news, I will not go. CuNO. Sir, I shall call those who shall try the mastery. You should give better answers tiU you are free. Phil. May I see the garden ? CuNO. No ! Phil. Then I'm resolv'd I will not go. CuNO. When I clap shackles on you, you'll obey More readily. Phil. Good keeper, do it ; I'll knock thy brains out with them ! or at least I'll Shake 'em so, the house shall never sleep. I'll make you a new morrice. Must I go ? CuNO. Yes, you must go ! Phil. Farewell, kind window. May rude wind never hurt thee ! my lady, If ever thou hast known what sorrows are, Let dreams my sorrows to thy breast declare. [Exeunt. THE RIVALS. 245 Enter Celania. Cela. Why shou'd I love this gentleman ? 'tis odds, He'll never find a feature in my face, To tempt so much as a kind look from him. But who can love and give a reason for't 1 At the first sight I lik'd him, lov'd him, infinitely lov'd him. And though he had a cousin fair as he too. Yet in my heart Philander is ; and there, Lord, what a coil he keeps ! but he must die : Philander, thou must die. For Theocles Is by my father set at liberty. Who stay'd not to resolve me of thy fate. M''e shall not need to strew thy grave with flowers. From such a root they cannot chuse but grow ; Thy body shall not into dust dissolve. But into spices to perfume those flowers. Enter Leucippe, hastily. Leuc. Madam, here's a comedy at hand Will make you die with laughter ! Cunopes Is grown enamour'd on you. Cela. Ay me, there is no hope ! Leuc. I know that, madam, but he's resolv'd To prosecute his love, and I have given him Encouragement. He'll presently be here. Cela. Alas, he's gone ! Leuc. Madam, I say, he's here, just upon en- trance. Cela. He must die ! he is Too good to live on earth ; for wheresoe'er He does reside, he makes it fair Heav'n there. Leuc. I'd rather think he makes it hell, because He looks so like the devil but she sure Misunderstands me. She is taken up 216 THE RIVALS. With her affection to Philander ha She's in a trance. Cunopes, madam, ^ha ! Cela. Ha? Leuc. Is entering to make love to me. Cela. Make love 1 Leuc. Yes, truly, he's grown the very farse ! He lays aside his surly looks, and falls To fawning with a screw'd and mimic face. As if he had been tutor'd by an ape. He sings, and makes legs to the looking-glass : Is pleas'd with's face, because he smiles again. Cela. In love with thee ? It shall be so, Leucippe, Thou may'st procure Philander's liberty ; Use him with kindness, wench ; perhaps the man May be induc'd to be officious In freeing him I love, or may resign The keys into thy custody. Leuc. I'll try him, madam. Mnter Cunopes. CUNO. Madam, I'm glad to understand- Cela. It seems your understanding is improv'd — CuNO. Madam, I say I'm glad to understand Your ladyship approves of my affection To mistress Leucippe. Cela. There will be use of him; he must be sooth'd. She cannot sure refuse a handsome — you have a face Methinks might tempt a stone. Leuc. To break his head. [Aside. Cela. The pressure of my fears forbid my Mirth ; Leucippe, what think you ? can you deny him ? Leuc. I scarce shou'd e'er be angry at his smiles. THE KIVALS. 247 CuNO. I thank you, madam ; 'tis for your sake, [He sneers. If her looks keep me alive. Oela. I'll venture it but yet perhaps he'll scarce Resign the keys, Leucippe, in my presence. I will withdraw a while. Cunopes, I'll leave you To your courtship, wishing you success. [JEx. Celania. CuNO. I humhly thank your ladyship. Leuc. You cannot surely be in love with me, Though your deportment seems to say you are ] CuNO. If deportment had said otherwise, I wou'd have made him eat his words. Leuc. Wherein Can you convince me that your love is true 'i I wou'd lose a smile upon a love Consisting in pretence. CuNO. Make trial, mistress, in what command you please. Leuc. True lovers will Adventure through the frowns of all the world. To gain a smile from those whom they affect. CuNO. So would Cunopes ; if you wou'd but try him : If you'll but smile, let me see who dare frown. Leuc. You shall be tried. I know you prize those keys And wou'd resign their custody to none but one You lov'd : now, if your love be true. Entrust me with their keeping but till to-morrow. CuNO. The keys 1 mistress, you know I have a pris'ner. Leuc. I knew how real your affection was. When you're brought to the test, you run for shelter Under excuses. [Offers. 248 THE RIVALS. CuNO. Pray, stay a while ! Are you in earnest to make this trial of my love ? Leuc. Yes, and do you try me with them if you dare. CuNO. Dare 1 there, take 'em ! Leuc. This shows you're hearty. Early in the morning I will restore 'em, and be satisfied With this experiment of your affection, Since I cou'd have no other. CuNO. But have a care o' the pris'ner. I'l'd be loth To have those looks your lady did commend Be turn'd into an ugly face at last Under the gallows. Leuc. You begin to repent you. CuNO. I never repent till I am half hang'd. Leuc. Well, as the last mark of your love, be gone and trust me ! Madam, I have 'em. [Ex. Cunop. Enter Celania. Cela. Thanks, dear Leucippe ! Philander, now I'll manifest my love In thy release : thy glories are too bright To set in clouds exhal'd from thy own blood. I'll free thee from th' eclipse of these sad walls. And like a shadow ever by thee run, There's still a shadow where there is a sun. [Ex. Celania. Enter Theocles as at liberty. Theo. Sent back to my own country? 'tis a gift Out- speaks my gratitude ; but then forbid Th' Arcadian ground, and, in that prohibition. The vision of Heraclia, for whom THE RIVALS. 249 I die ] ! 'tis a studied punishment. I'm ever lost by having liberty, By kindness kill'd, undone by courtesy. Philander, thou hast now the start : she still Shall bless thy eye-sight with her evening walks. Who knows but thou mayst come to speak with her? And then she will be thine : thou hast a tongue Fit to allure a tiger from his prey : So charming that 'twould make a tempest tame. But let me recollect myself a little : ere long The birthdays of the Princess and the Prince By the Arcadians will be solemniz'd In pastoral delights, why may not I Take sanctuary in another shape 1 I could, not long since, wrestle well, and run As swift as the wind upon a field of corn. I'll venture in some poor disguise ; who knows Whether my brows may not a garland wear, And happiness prefer me to a place. Where I may see the vision of her face 1 [Ex. Theocles. Eiiier Celania with the prison keys and Philander. Phil. Madam, from whence can you derive your courtesy t Cela, Were I less courteous, nature would not own me ; CaU't my humanity to save your life. Good sir, Begone ! These keys shall make your way, Y'are sav'd by flight, but ruin'd if you stay. Phil. I'd rather nobly die than thus be free, And give my life than steal my liberty. Cela. You'll not be innocent if so you die. He kills himself who stays when he may fly. Phil. So clandestine and cowardly a flight Wou'd gather so much blackness from the night, 250 THE RIVALS. As soon wou'd blot the glories I have won By valour, in the prospect of the sun. Cela. The sun you speak of has withdrawn his light To give the more advantage to your flight. He seem'd to say, whilst setting in. a smile, Philander fiy, and I will wink the while ! ■Phil. You are an ill interpreter : for he Only withdrew, as 'twere, asham'd to see A soldier start at death, and basely fly : Thus to survive were to deserve to die. Cela. He's an ill soldier, that, when danger's great. Loses the day for want of fair retreat. Good sir, consent ! Phil. Suppose I shou'd, when I Am miss'd, your father must my place supply ; By giving me a life, you leave him none. And he that gave you yours must lose his own. Cela. That makes me weak, but does success- less prove, My duty has resign'd all place to love. If they should shorten his decaying breath 'Twill but a little antedate his death. His glories are grown old, yours but begun ; Men court the rising not the setting sun. Phil. But when he's dead, his blood will still remain Upon my fame an everlasting stain. Cela. If it a stain to any eye appears, My eyes shall quickly wash it off with tears. His death, in saving you, wou'd merit more Than all his fighting life had done before. Come, sir ! I'm sure he will a pardon find. The Prince to his late valour will be kind. His slaughter'd foes may save him from the grave ; And those he slew may plead for one I save. THE RIVALS. ^51 Phil. Her last conjecture slackens my resolves ; [Aside. The Prince may pardon him : he cannot be Severe to him who has deserv'd so well : But then, alas, what will become of her ? Cela. My loss is gain, If you secure from loss of life remain. Phil. Why shou'd I refuse To accept her kindness 1 I may here reside Under the shelter of some mean disguise, And, if th'are doom'd to death, prevent that fate By off'ring up my life : I can but die At last. I will accept her courtesy. Cela. I pray, let's go ! I shall, sir, if you stay, "Weep out those eyes that shou'd direct your way. Pray, follow pie ! I'll bring you to the door, And teU you where to stay, whilst I provide Some habit more convenient for your flight. Phil. This gen'rous act is stretch'd to an extent Beyond the prospect of all precedent. Lead on ! what makes her thus obliging prove ? I hope 'tis pity, but I fear 'tis love. [Exeunt. The Third Act. Enter Arcon, Polynices, Provost, Heraclia, Cleone, Theocles {in disguise with a garland.) Argon. Whoe'er you are, that wreath becomes you well : The beauty of the garland does receive Advantage from the blossom of your youth. You run and wrestle well, I have not seen A man of more activity and strength. What country owns your breeding 1 Theo. Part of this, sir, But much unhappy in the distance from 252 THE RIVALS. Your royal court. Arcon. Are you a gentleman 1 Theo. Sir, I have always thought so, and have had An education as refin'd as I Presum'd my blood to be. Arcon. May I demand wherein ? Theo. In somewhat of all noble qualities ; I could have kept a hawk and hollow'd well To a deep cry of dogs. I dare not praise My horsemanship, yet those who know me well Give me a character I blush to own. But I am most ambitious to be thought a soldier. Poly. A most accomplish'd gentleman ! Prov. What place has wrong'd us by concealing him In time of war 1 but in a cloudy day We only view those things which nearer are, And distant glories when the weather's fair. Poly. What is your judgment of him, madam 1 Hera. His being young makes him appear more noble. His worth increases by his want of years ; Because new risen he more bright appears. Unless in him the wonder's rarely seen, That fuel clearer burns for being green. Prov. Mark how his virtue, like a hidden sun, Breaks through his baser garments. Arcon. What made you seek this place ? Theo. Royal sir ; Hopes to advance my education here. And perfect quickly what was well begun : Fruits ripen soonest that are near the sun. Arcon. Sir, we are much indebted to your travel ; Nor shall you lose yoar hopes. Polynices, Dispose of this brave gentleman. THE RIVALS. 253 x. Poly. Your Highness Obliges me by that command. Whoe'er You are, you are mine ; and I'll prefer you To the Princess' service. This is her birth-day, Which you have honour'd, and only one day Does intervene betwixt her's and the Prince's. Now you are hers : your virtues have deserv'd it. Kiss her fair hand, sir. Theo. You are a noble giver. Thus, madam, let your servant seal his faith, Whose studies shall be to deserve your favour ; And if he shall offend you, frown him dead. Hera. Frowns are too weak artillery to kill So stout a man ; if you shall merit well 1 quickly shall discern it : you are mine. And somewhat better than your rank I'll use you. Arcon. My birth-day now draws near : we'll spend the time Till then, in some diversion. Niece, to-morrow You must be ready, with the rest, to hunt In Dian's wood. Your servant will attend you. I'm confident he will deserve your estimation. Hera. His faithful service shall not want my favour. Theo. And when my service shall unfaithful be, Let fame recant what she has said of me. And may my falsehood be as much reveal'd To all the world as now my love's conceal'd. [Exeunt omnes. Enter Leucippe and Nurse, Cunopes dogging 'em. CuNO. I'm sent for by the Provost, yet I'll stay To over-hear my mistress and the nurse ; For methinks they are in counsel : and perhaps 'Tis about love, and I may be concern'd. Leuc. You have left the keys in Cunope's chamber ] 254 THE RIVALS. Nurse. Yes, mistress ! Leuc. Philander is releas'd, my lady fled ; And I according to appointment going To meet 'em at the brake in Dian's wood. CUNO, Ha ! I shall pay as dear for love as those, Who marry all to whom they promise marriage. Leuc. Farewell ! good Cunopes, if thou art hang'd Thou'lt meet this comfort at the fatal place, Hanging can never spoil so bad a face. Nurse, farewell ! Nurse. Farewell ! be sure you make haste. [Exeunt Leucippe and Nurse severally. CuNO. Though she saw me not, she took her leave of me After the old phrase ; farewell, and be hang'd, Besides her commendations sent to my face. Those have good stomachs who can love the meat, Having been beaten with the spit. And yet I cannot hate her. There's some witch-craft in't ! But let me think. Philander free'd ! perhaps The Provost sent for me to give accompt Of him : Celania fled 1 Leucippe gone ! The brake in Dian's wood 1 I shall be hang'd. But the hangman, being no man of quality. Cannot expect that I should be civil To stay here for him, till he find me. Enter Messenger. Mess. The Provost wonders you make no more haste, His bus'ness is CuNO. Yes, yes, I know his bus'ness Mess. Why don't you bring him word then, how Philander Carries himself since Theocles is gone ; That he may know how to inform the Prince ? THE RIVALS. 255 CuNO. Bring word how Philander carries him- self? I know his meaning well enough ; go, tell him I'll only step to see, and bring him word. [Exit Messenger. I must be gone ! If I can find Philander, I may bring off myself by bringing him Back hither, but if not, I am out of rope reach. [Exit. Sffrns in several places, noise and hollaing as of people hunting. Enter Theocles in the wood. Theo. I have lost the Prince and all the company : They are all divided. Heraclia ! Sweeter than spring and all the golden buttons On her fresh boughs ; How fortunate am I in such a mistress ! Alas, poor pris'ner ! poor Philander ! Thou little dream'st of my success : thou think'st Thyself more bless'd to be near Heraclia. Me thou presum'st mostwretched, though I'm free j Because thou think'st me in my country, but Wert thou acquainted with my happiness, How I enjoy the lustre of her eyes. What passion, cousin, wou'd possess thee 1 Enter Philander out of a bush. ' Phil. Traitor kinsman ! thou should'st perceive my Passion, were this hand but owner of a sword ; And were my strength a little reinforc'd with one Meal's meat, thy wounds shou'd shewthe justice of' my love. I'd soon let out the bipod which makes us kin, Aad prove thee a perfidious lord, not worth 256 THE RIVALS. The name of villain : dar'st thou call her thine 1 Theo. Cousin Philander ! Phil. Treacherous Theocles ! Theo. I am not conscious of a crime that may- Deserve those attributes with which you now Defile my fame ; and therefore I avoid Eeplies in language of so coarse a web. Passion transports you, cousin. Pray be pleas'd To show in noble terras your grief. I am Ready to vindicate my love by reason, Or by the sword of a true gentleman. Phil. 0, that thou durst ! Theo. Cousin, you know I dare : I'm confident you wou'd not tamely hear Another blast my valour. Phil. I confess I've seen your sword do wonders : But treachery makes men impotent, and then They shun decisions by the sword. Their courage Droops into fear and cowardice. Supply me But with the charity of one poor meal, And with a sword though rusty ; and, if then Thou dar'st pretend to love Heraclia, I will forgive the trespass thou hast done me ; And if thou kill me, I'll acquaint those souls In shades, which have died manly, that thou art A soldier brave and noble. Theo. Be content ! agen betake you to your hawthorn-house. I'll gratify your wishes : you shall have both sword and meat. Phil. O, you heavens ! Dare any venture so nobly in a cause so guilty 1 Sure none but Theocles cou'd be so daring. Sir, I embrace your offer, and shall thank Your person with my sword. [Wind horns and urrnets.^ THE RIVALS. 257 Theo. You hear the horns ! enter your muise.* Take Comfort and be strong. I'll keep my word. Give me your hand. Phil. Pray hold your promise, cousin Theocles, And do the deed with a bent brow ; I know You love me not : be rough with me, and pour This oil out of your language. Theo. My anger and content have but one face. [Horns wind. I'm call'd ! I have an office there. Phil. Your office is unjust, and your attendance cannot please Heaven. Theo. Talk of that no more. Leave it to the decision of the sword. Phil. But this one word. You are going now to gaze Upon my mistress ; for sir, mine she is. Theo. Nay, then — ^ Phil. You talk of feeding me into my strength : But you are going to inforce yourself By feeding on her eyes. There, Theocles, You have advantage over me. Adieu ! My cause gives me advantage over you. [Exit. Enter Celania. Cela. He has mistook the beech, and is pursuing The way his fancy leads. 'Tis now near morning ! No matter, wou'd it were perpetual night. Heark ! 'tis a wolf, but grief destroys my fear, I care not though the wolves shou'd me devour. If he had but this meat, and this disguise. What, if I. hoUa'd for him ? I cannot holla ! He has no sword, and wolves 'tis said have sense To know a man unarm'd. Who knows but he * Muse, also Muset. A hole in a hedge through which game, and more especially the hare, passes. V. E 258 THE RIVALS. Is torn in pieces ? Many howl'd together, And then they fed on him. So much for that : There is an end of all, now he is gone. No, no, I lie ; my father's life must answer For his escape. Alas, I grow mad ! I've eaten No meat these two days, nor have clos'd my eyes ; I find my sense unsettl'd. Which way now ? The best way is the next way to the grave, Each erring step besides is torment. Lo ! The moon is down ! the crickets chirp ! The screech-owl Has bid the night farewell : but my misfortunes Ne'er wiU find the break of day. [Exit Cela. Enter Theocles with wine and meat. Theo. Sure ! this is near the place. Ho ! cou- sin Philander ! Enter Philander. Phil. Theocles? Theo. The same ; I've perform'd my promise, sir. Here is your meat, you shall not want a sword When y'have recover'd strength. Come forth and fear not ! Here is no Provost. Phil. Nor any one so honest. Theo. That shall be Decided another time. Take courage ! I know you're faint ; here cousin, drink ! Phil. Thou might'st poison me now. Theo. But I must fear you first. Well, coz, no more of this. Here, to your health ' I'll drink you into blood, and then I'll drain you Theo. Do, coz ! Theo. Sit down, sir, and let me request you that You mention not this lady : 'twill disturb us. We shall have time enough. THE RIVALS. 259 Phil. Well, sir, I'll pledge you. Theo. Drink a good hearty draught, it breeds good blood. Do not you feel it thaw you ? Phil. By and by, I'll tell you of what operation 'tis. Theo. Is't not mad lodging in the wild woods, cousin ? Phil. For them who have wild consciences, 'tis. Theo. How taste's your meat 1 Your hunger needs no sauce 1 Phil. Not much ! but if it did, your's is too tart. Give me more wine ! here, Theocles, a health To aU the ladies of our old acquaintance ! Your memory retains the marshal's daughter 1 She knew, sir, how to chuse a handsome man To make the object of her love. Theo. Alas ! that's no news, cousin, amongst ladies. Phil. And I have heard some call him Theocles. Theo. What then, sir t Phil. Nothing, but 'twas conceiv'd You were so charitable to her sighs. You turn'd 'em into groans for nine months after. Because she was enamour'd on your face You did supply her with your picture, drawn Exceedingly lively, cousin. Theo. I presume you yet remember the young count's sister. You'll pledge her, cousin 1 Phil. Yes, sir, yes. Theo. She lov'd you well ! a pretty wench ! but brown. As if by often gazing on your eyes, Which she call'd bright, she had been sun-burn't. You have not yet forgot the song too, coz; 260 THE RIVALS. No, nor the willows 1 Phil. Well, let's have the song. Theocles sings. Theo. Under the willow shades they were Free from the eye-sight of the sun. For no intruding beam could there Peep through to spy what things were done, Thus shelter'd they unseen did lye Surfeiting on each other's eye. Defended by the willow shades alone. The sun's heat they defied and cool'd their own : Whilst they did embrace unspy'd The conscious wiUows seem'd to smile. That they with privacy supplied Holding the door as 'twere the while. And when their dalliances were o'er, The willows, to oblige 'em more. Bowing did seem to say, as they withdrew, We can supply you with a cradle too. Phil. You are merry, cousin ! Theo. I hope we may reflect upon our loves, And never cry heigh ho ! Phil. 'Twas for Heraclia, upon my life. Away With thy strain'd mirth ! I say that sigh Was for Heraclia breath'd, ignoble cousin. Theo. Fy, you are mistaken ! Phil. By all that's good there's no goodness in thee. Theo. Nay, then I'll leave you : now you are a child. Phil. As thou hast made me, traitor. Theo. I'll leave you meat, sir, to recruit you. I'll return With that shall quiet all, and speak my passion Much better than my tongue. Phil. You mean a sword. THE rivals; 261 Theo. Cousin, distrust me not, feed heartily ! I wish you all fair weather in your bush ! May no storm fall out, but what our swords shall raise. Farewell, you shall not want for any thing. Phil. Ha! sir? Iheo. I'll hear no more ! [Exit. Phil. But thou shal't much more feel, If thou perform thy promise. I will search Each angle of thy heart to find thy love, And mak't a victim to Heraclia, That heart is fittest for her sacrifice Which is already kindl'd at her eyes. [Exit. Enter Celania (distracted), Leucippe. Leuc. Alas ; she's distracted ! I have found her, Enter Cunopes. But she has lost herself. Ha, Cunopes ! CuNO. Yes, mistress ! Leuc. I am betray'd. CuNO. I have made bold to try how you could like This face here in the wood. I will remember You gave it a good character at home. Leuc. I would have rather seen a satyr, But rough words may as soon Blow down these trees As do us any courtesy ; he must be sooth'd ! Ah, Cunopes, reflect no more on these things ; You are opportunely come to give attendance Upon my lady : she's distracted ! CuNO. Ha ! Is she mad 1 Leuc. Alas, her senses are all gone ! CuNO. And mine too, out of compliment, Are gone to bear 'em company. 'Tis grown The fashion to be mad and wear plain heads, Without the least trimming of wit. The Prince 262 THE KIVALS. By this time's mad with anger of the loss Of s pris'ner ; And the Provost's mad with fear, Lest he should take his turn : I'm almost mad To think I was a fool in lending you The keys. And mistress, if you have any reason. You'll run mad too. 'Tis fit your wits should Wait upon your lady's. Cel. I'm very cold ! and all the stars are out too j Ev'n all the little stars which look like spangles : The sun has seen my folly. Ah, Philander ! Ay me ! He's in Heav'n, where am I now 1 Leuc. How wildly she discourses. She sings. Cel. For straight my green gown into breeches I'll make. And my long yellow locks much shorter I'll take ; Sing down a down, down a, down a. Then I'll cut me a switch, and on that ride about. And wander and wander till I find him out. With a heigh down, down a, down, down a. for a hawthorn ; like a nightingale To lean my breast against, or else I shall sleep like a top. Leuc. Let's follow her and see she injure not herself ! CuNO. I hope she is not so mad yet. [Exeunt. Enter Country-man, and Women preparing fvr the Solemnizing of the King's birthday. 1 CouN. Draw up the company ! Where's the Taberer ? Tab. Here, boys, here ! THE RIVALS. 263 Enter Taberer. 1 CoUN. You all know how to make your honours. All. Yes, yes. [All make honours^ 1 CouN. Sr. Reverence ! You make an honour, you s — ? Cast yourselves decently into a body By a trace, and turn boys thus. 2 CouN. And sweetly we wiU do't, neighbours. 1 CouN. Where are your ribbands, maids ? swim with your bodies. 3 CoUN. That they may do, they are light enough. 1 OoTJN. Couple then and see what's wanting. Friend, pray carry your tail without offence Or scandal to the ladies ; and be sure You dance with confidence, without being mov'd, And when you stand still do it with judgment. 3 CouN. I'se warrant you I'se not stand a step amiss. 1 CoUN. You, Mr Mason, you betray your trade too much. You dance as if you were treading of mortar. Taberer, strike up ! [Ee strikes up, and 1 Country-man dances a jig. 1. CoUN. Thou a Taberer, thou a tinker 1 we as Well may dance after the tunes of grasshoppers. Enter Celania, Cunopes, Leucippe. Celania sings. He deserVd much better than so In the thick wood to be lost, Where the .nut-trees grew so low As if they had been nip'd with the frost, whither, whither, my love, dost thou go ? 264 THE RIVALS. 1 CoUN. Woman avoid : if it be your vocation to be mad, Pray be mad in some more fitting place ; This is no place for mad folks. CuNO. But 'tis for fools. 1 CouN. For though we have bells here ; yet we have no whips. Tho' we are about a morrice, 'tis no mad morrice. CuNO. Who says she shan't be mad ? 1 CoUN. That do I, sir ! we have business here that does concern The Prince, matters of state and will not be disturb, sir. I cannot bear with her affronts. CUNO. Can you bear with that, sir ? [Cunopes strikes Mm. 1 CouN. Sir, I wou'd have you know I con ta' any thing at a man's Hands, but my spirit is too big to put up the least Affront offer'd me by a woman. Celania sings. There were three fools at mid-summer run mad ! A bout an howlet a quarrel they had, The one said 'twas an owl, the other he said The third said it was a hawk but the bells were cut away. 1. CouN. Woman, I say leave thy singing ! or I'll give thee a good douze i'th' chop. CuNO. Say you so, sir ? [SMkes him. 1. CoUN. Good sir, command your hands to be more civil ; what, Are you mad ? Cela. Give me your hand ! 2. CoUN. Why] THE RIVALS. 265 . Cela. I can tell your fortune. You are a fool, tell ten ! I have Pos'd him — fa, la, la, la. 1. CoUN. Come, let's go and practice in some other place. Prince Will else be here ere we are perfect. [Ex: Country Men and Women. Cela. Well ! I'U go seek Philander: I shall find him Under some primrose : I am thirsty. Fetch A glass of milk stript from the pretty dugs Of some milch lady-cow. Lady-cow, lady-cow, quick, go flee ! And tell me now where my true love shall be. Leuc. Let us keep close to her, good Cunopes. [^Exeunt. Enter Arcon, Polynices, Provost, Heraclia, and attendants. Arcon. They have found a pretty place within the wood For the solemnity. Methinks, Heraclia, y'are melancholy. Hera. Sir, I cannot chuse. But bear a part in the good Provost's cares. And mingle tears with him : he mourns, you see. For his dear daughter's loss, poor lady ! Good sir, cheer the Provost up. Arcon. Provost, take comfort ! Your daughter's not irreparably lost. Nor yet the pris'ner : we'll send out to find 'em. Prov. My grief, sir, will but discompose your joys ; Pray let your Highness now permit my absence. Arcon. You will receive some ease by staying here. 266 THE RIVALS. Prov. I shall not see for tears : Let me retire Into some solitary place alone, To bless your birthday, and to curse my own. Argon. You have leave. Provost. But I hope, ere long, Your daughter's presence will dry up those tears. PoLYN. Good man ! how has her loss dejected him? Methinks his face too much resembles death. Each character of age does seem a grave. Hera. Now I lament that e'er I tried Celania, By telling her. Philander was to die. PoLYN. Madam, you should suspend your grief awhile, Custom sometimes must nature overrule. Think now not on Celania : but reflect On this solemnity, and entertain The birthday of the Prince, with thoughts that are Of a serene complexion. See, they are coming ! Enter First Country-man as Master of the revels. Argon. This seems to be the country poet, What Represent you first ? 1 CoUN. We represent a morrice for the first thing. Whose coutrements hang heavy on my purse-string, Tho' lightly on the hobby-horse and dancers, He learns to wighy,* and the rest to prance, sirs. They are all so skittish, that when you behold 'em. You may e'en swear the hobby-horse has foald 'em, Argon. Are they ready ? * Wihie, or whinny. To neigh. THE RIVALS. 267 1 CouN. Th' are entering and, to shew I do not bob ye, The horse comes first here which is call'd the hobby. Enter hobby-horse. Some with long spoons, quoth proverb stale and addle Eat with the devil ; this, sir, has a ladle. Enter Tabeker. Next comes the man with taber, which by some Among the pigmies is yclep'd a drum. Enter all. Then with the rest comes in that ugly carrion Which country batchelors do call maid- Marrion. [They dance the morrice here. Argon. You have your thanks for this ! what is your next 1 1. CouN. The next, sir, if your grace will be con- tented, A hunt in music will be represented. If that your Highness' worship think it good To saunter but a little in the wood. Good sir, be pleas'd to raise yourself and go forth To hear the horns, then see the hunt, and so forth. Arcon. Since you are master of the hunt, we'll take Our stand where you appoint us : lead the way ! 268 THE RIVALS. We'll change the scene awhile to see your sports : Princes for pleasure may remove their courts. [Ex. omnes. The Fourth Act. Enter AncoT'i, Polynices, Hbraclia, Attendants and Country-Poet. Poet. Let man of might sit down in dainty arbour, Where trees are trimm'd as periwig is by barber ; And huntsmen soon shall come with horns call'd bugle Which are but few,, because we will be frugal. [Exit Poet. Arcon. Well ! we will be directed : This wood has various places of delight, It can afford both privacy and pleasure. The call begins Enter two Foresters. [The call at distance representing the sound of horns by instrumental music. 1 For. Heark, heark ! the call ! at distance it appears So gently that it softly courts our ears. Whilst echo newly waken'd with the noise Does drowsily reverberate the voice. [The call agen louder. 2 For. Now 'tis come nearer, and does reach the sky : Objects grow greater by their being nigh. 1 For. Woods tremble with the wind, as if they were For some of their inhabitants in fear. THE RIVALS. 269 2 Foe. For one of them they well may fearful seem, For I myself did help to harbour him. 1 For. If so, you can with ease inform me then. Of what head is he 1 2 For. A brave hart of ten. 1 For. But do his port and entries * promise game? 2 For. That both his slote t and fumers J do pro- claim. [A single reeheat winded. 1 For. Heark ! the reeheat ! § the stag now quits his lair, And sprightly bounds into the open air. Music expresses the chase by voices and instru- ments like holloing and winding of hoi-ns. 2 For. Now, now the dogs in a full cry pursue The hart as fast as he does them eschew. Whilst they with hollow mouths, foretel his fall; And in a concert chime his funeral. Prithee let's take our stand here. 1 For. No ; they are at a loss, let's to 'em ! [Exeunt. Enter Huntress. [Hollaing and shouting within. Hunt. The dogs when at a loss their voice sup- press'd, And by that silence soon their fault con- f^ss'd, * Entries. Places in thickets -where deer have recently passed through. + The pit of the stomach. t Fumes. Ordure. "And gif men speke and ask him of the fumes, he shal clepe fumes of an hert.-' Mayster of the Game, MS., Bodl., 546. S A lesson which the huntsman wmds on the horn, when tne hounds have lost their game, to call them back from following a counter-scent. 270 THE RIVALS. Most of 'em were staunch-hounds ; * and it is strange, They made a loss which never hunted change : But now th'ave got the game agen in view, And do with violence the chase renew ; Now, now, the stag is more in danger far Of sinking soon. Eelapses fatal are ! (Huntsmen within) There hlue-cap ! there, there, there ! so ho, ho ! Hunt. Heark ! heark ! The noise is now more lively grown. Their clamour shews the stag is plucking down. He sinks, he sinks ! their voice proclaim his fall. As thunder speaks a monarch's funeral. [A noise of dogs representing the death of the stag. Enter Two Forresters, Four Hunters, and Four Huntresses, loith the stag's head. 1 For. They have made both essays. 2 For. a brave fat deer. 1 Hunt. See the stag's head which so did spread his beam, The small trees did seem to envy him. 1 For. When the relays were set of hound and horse, 2 For. We all resolv'd to hunt it out at force. Hunt. When first we rouz'd him, and he fled, the wind Was with the dogs left equally behind. 1 For. But when the game their following sight out-went, The dogs pursu'd him hotly by the scent. * " Well entered for the game." THE RIVALS. 271 2 For. Then wearied to a bay lie quickly fell ; And in a groan his tragedy did tell. 1 Foe. Nature with music did that groan out-vie, A quire of birds did sing his obsequey. Chorus. That chorus was, for fear they should Forget their melting strain. Taught by the echoes of the wood To sing it o'er again. Poet. Now for our dance, wherein we have no small hope, Because it does both amble, trot, and gal- lop. A Dance. Hera. This entertainment's parcel-gilt, made up Of various diversions. Poly. We have had a country muse, who Has set up with the help of a town poet. Argon. Since all is done, 'tis time we shou'd retire ; Polynices, reward him ; we'll away ! We must not keep too long a holiday. [Exeunt omnes. Enter Celania, Leucippe, and Cunopes. Cela. Heark ! heark ! the grasshoppers — ^Phil- ander's gone, Gone to the wood to gather mulberries ! I'll find Him out to-morrow. Leuc. Alas ! how shall we do to get her home 1 Celania sings. The heifer was lost in the green wood, In the green wood, in the green wood, Where she had gone astray. By a bank of strawberries she stood Lowing till break of day, 272 THE RIVALS. Then did the strawberries upon her smile And sweetly seem'd to beg for cream the while. Cela. Is not this a fine song 1 Leuc. 0, a very fine one. CuNO. So fine, I'm sure it set my mouth a- water. Cela. I can sing twenty more. Leuc. I think you can. Cela. Yes truly, can I. Are you not a tailor 1 CuNO. A tailor, madam ? Troth, I think I am none. Because I eat so little bread : I'm sure I have not touch'd a bit these two days. Leuc. Fy, you must humour her ! say you are a tailor. CuNO. Must I then lie to call myself a thief? Well, madam, I am a tailor. Cela. Where's my wedding gown ? CuNO. I'll, bring it home to-morrow. Cela. Do. Very early ! I must be abroad else, To call the maids and pay the music too ; 'TwiU never thrive else : but suppose Philander Is taken, he must die then. She sings. And when Philander shall be dead, I'll bury him, I'll bury him, And I'll bury him in a primrose bed : Then I'll sweetly ring his knell, With a pretty cowslip bell. Ding, ding, &c. D'ye know Philander ? CuNO. Know him ? Yes, yes, Wou'd I cou'd see him, that I might renew My old acquaintance witli him. Cela. Is't not a fine young gentleman ? CuNO. Too fine it seems to bear me company. THE RIVALS. 273 Leuc. By no means cross her : ste'll be then distemper'd, Far worse than now she seems. Cela. You have a sister 1 CuNO. Yes, and a handsome one ; of my com- plexion. Cela. Many are now with child by him ; yet I Keep close as any cockle. All are boys, And must be eunuch' d for musicians. To sing the battles of the king of pigmies : They say he lately conquer'd all the cranes : And took 'em pris'ners with his lime-twigs. CuNO. 'Tis very strange ! Cela. As e'er you heard : but say nothing. Come hither ! you are a wise man. CuNO. So, so, madam, I have a spice of policy : But yet I fear, I hardly shall be made A privy-counsellor, because I let Philander 'scape. Cela. And are not you the master of a ship 1 CuNO. Yes ! here's the vessel ! 'tis a man of war: [Views himself . Only it wants due stowage. I am hungry, ]My guts are grown artillery, and roar Like cannons. Cela. Set your compass to the north And steer towards Philander. See how the dolphins caper there. The fish keep holiday. They dance corantos in the air, And thus they shoot awa;y. [Exeunt. Enter Philander, as from a bush. Phil. I did not think so little time could have Eestor'd a health so much decay'd : methinks I am stronger than I was before, and long v. s 274- THE RIVALS. Till we encounter, as if valour's heat Grew, like a fever's, greater by a meal. Cousin, thou hast built a buttress to support My falling fabric and to crush thy own. My thirst's allay'd : but, Theocles, thy blood Must quench the draught rais'd by the heat of love ! He promis'd to come double-sworded. That Which he refuses I will kill him with. One of us with this ev'ning sun must set. Enter Theocles with two swords. Theo. How d'ye, sir 1 Phil. A little stomach sick ; But opening of a vein in you will cure me. Theo. Be your own surgeon ; here are instru- ments. Phil. I've given you too great a trouble, sir. Theo. 'Tis but a debt to honour and my duty. Phil. I wish you would so well consult your honour, In your affection as your enmity, Then my embraces not my blows should thank you. Theo. Either well done is a brave recompence. Phil. I shall not be behind hand with the pay- ment. Theo. These soft defiances oblige me, sir. When I am wounded, some such words as these Will fall like oil into my wounds, and cure 'em. But for your rougher terms they are like bullets Chawl'd into poison. Let our language be Serene, and if a tempest must be seen, Let our swords shew it : here I have brought you one. But if you feel yourself not fitting yet, I'll stay till you recover health. Phil. Cousin ! thou art so brave an enemy, That none is fit to kill thee but a kinsman ; THE RIVALS. 275 I'm well and lusty : choose your sword ! I have Advantage of you in my cause. Theo. Choose you, sir ! Phil. Wilt thou exceed in all ? Or dost thou do it To make me spare thee t Theo. If thou think so, cousin. You are deceiv'd, for I shall not spare you. Phil. That's well said ! this is mine, then ; And be sure I shaU strike home. Theo. I'll give you cause enough ! Is there ought else to say ? Phil, This only, and no more, sir : If there be A place prepar'd for those who sleep in honour, I wish his weary soul, who falls, may have it, Whilst the survivor does enjoy the pleasure Of an unrivall'd love. Give me your hand ! Theo. Philander, here ! This hand shall never more Come near you with such friendship. Phil. Once more stand off ! [They fight. H