LJ JJi /\Xv JD I H. G. WELLS CORNELL UNIVERSITY LIBRARY BOUGHT WITH THE INCOME OF THE SAGE ENDOWMENT FUND GIVEN IN 1891 BY HENRY WILLIAMS SAGE Cornell University Library The original of tiiis book is in tine Cornell University Library. There are no known copyright restrictions in the United States on the use of the text. http://www.archive.org/details/cu31924013568377 BY THE SAME AUTHOR The Time Machine The Wonderfdl Visit The Wheew of Chance The Islajjd of Doctor Moreau, The Country of the Bund (Short Stories) The Invisible Man The War of the' Worlds Love and Mr. Lewisham The First Men in the Moon The Sea Lady Anticipations The Food of the Gods In the Days of the Comet A poDERN Utopia ' Kipps New Worlds for Old The Future in America The War in the Air ToNo Bungay Ann Veronica The History of Mr. Polly The New Machiavelli Marriage The Passionate Friends The Wife of Sir Isaac Harman An Englishman looks at the World The World set Free DEDICATION AND NOTE TO THE READER AN irresistible impulse made me give a lead- ing part in this story to a Lord Chancellor who delighted in Hegel. I fought against it, in vain. Well I knew that there was in the world a Lord Chancellor who read Hegel and was in no other respect like my Lord Chancellor. No one who knows the real man will for a moment imagine that my figure is meant for him, ^physically, temperamentally tliey are absolutely unlike. But there is always that provincial fool who "reads behind the lines" and who is ^ always detecting " portraits " and " cari- catures " in innocently creative work. Him, I warn. You may say, " But why not take out the figure, alter it, make it Lord Chief Justice for example, give it some other mental habit than the Hegehan ? " That shows you know nothing of the art of fiction. I would rather be burnt alive than omit a little jest :%K BEALBY ll^^have made about the Great Seal, and what rother mental habit can compare with the rich Hegelian style ? Who would read BergsOn for comfdrt in the small hours'? I would as soon dine on a boiled vegetable marrow, washed down with iced barley water. But Hegehan fills the mouth and warms the mind; it is as good as cursing. And things being so let me dedicate this book frankly and with affection and grati- tude to that real Loird Chancellor who not only reads Hegel but who gave this country an army to be proud of, fit and ready when the moment came, who sought steadfastly to blend German thoroughness with our careless English fairness, and who has suffered much fooHsh abuse and unreasonable criticism fherefor in these wild patriotic times. H. G. WELLS GONTENTS| CHAPTER THE FIRST rAGB Young Bealby goes to Shonts . . . . i CHAPTER THE SECOND A Week-end at Shonts . . . . .24 CHAPTER THE THIRD The Wanderers . . . . . .63 CHAPTER THE FOURTH The Unobtrusive Parting. . . . .108 CHAPTER THE FIFTH The Seeking of Bealby . . . . 150 CHAPTER THE SIXTH Bealby and the Tramp . . . . .218 CHAPTER THE SEVENTH The Battle of Crayminster . . , .260 CHAPTER THE EIGHTH How Bealby Explained . . . . .303 BEALBY CHAPTER THE FIRST YOUNG BEALBY GOES TO SHONTS §1 THE cat is the offspring of a cat and the dog of a dog, but butlers and lady's maids do not reproduce their kind. They have other duties. So their successors have to be sought among the prolific, and particularly among the pro- lific on great estates. Such are gard^erSj but not. under-gardeners ; gamekeepers and ^^ehmen, but not lodge people because their years are too great and their lodges too small. And among those to whom this opportunity of||ntering service came was young Bealby who was the stepson of Mr. Darling, the gardener of Shonts. ; Everyone knows the glories of Shonts. Its ia^ade. Its two towers. The great marble ;p6nd. The terraces where the peacocks walk and the lower lake with the black and white 2 , BEALBY swans.. The great park and the avenue. The view of the river winding away across the blue country. And of the Shonts Velasquez — ^but that is now in America. And the Shonts Rubens, which is in the National Gallery. And the Shonts porcelain. And the Shonts past history ; it was a refuge for the old faith ; it had priests' holes and secret passages. And how at last the Marouis had to let Shonts to the Laxtons — the Peptonized Milk and Baby Soother people — ^fpr a long term of years. It was a splendid chance for any boy to begin his knowledge of service in so great an establish- ment, and pnly the natural perversity of human nature can explain the violent objection young Bealby took to anything of the sort. He did. He saidhe did not want to be a servant/and that he would not go and be a gopd boy and try his very best in that state of life to which it had pleased God to call him! at Shonts. On the contrary. He communicated these views suddeiily to his mother as she was preparing a steak and kidney pie in the bright little kitchen of the gardener's cottage. He came in with his. hair aU ruffled ajid his face hot and distinctly dirty, and his hands in his trousers pockets in the way he had been repeatedly told not to. " Mother," he said, *' I'm not going to be a steward's boy at the house anyhow, not if you YOUNG BEALBY GOES TO SHONTS 3 tell me to, not till you're blue in the face. So that's all about it." Tliis delivered he remained panting, having no further breath left in him. His mother was a thin firm woman. She paused in her rolling of the dough until he had finished, and then she made a strong broaden- ing sweep of the rolling-pin, and remained facing him, leaning forward on that implement with her head a Uttle on one side. " You will do," she said, " whatsoever your father has said you will do." " 'E isn't my father," said young Bealby. His mother gave a snapping nod of the head expressive of extreme deterfnination. " Aliyhow I ain't going to do it," said young Bealby, and feeling the conversation was diffi- cult to sustain he moved towards the staircase door with a view to slamming it. "You'll do it," said his mother, "right enough." " You see whether I do," said young Bealby, and then got in his door-slam rather hurriedly because of steps outside. Mr. DarUng came in out of the sunshine a few moments later. He was a large, many- pocketed, earthy-whiskered man with a clean- shaven determined mouth, and he carried' a large pale cucumber in his hand. " I tole him," he said. 4 BEALBY " What did he say ? " asked his wife. "Nuthin," said Mr. Darling. " 'E says 'e won't," said Mrs. Darling. Mr. Dading regarded her thoughtfully for a moment. " I never see such a boy," said Mr. Darling. "Why— 'e's got to." §2 But young Bealby maintained an obstinate fight against the inevitable. He had no gift of lucid exposition. " I ain't going to be a servant," he said. " I don't see what right people have making a servant of me." " You got to be something," said Mr. Darling. "Everybody's got to he something,"" said Mrs. Darling, " Then let me be something else," said young Bealby. " / dessay you'd like to be a gentleman," said Mr. Darling. " I wouldn't mind," said young Bealby. " You got to be what your opportunities give you," said Mr. Darling. Young Bealby became breathless. "Why shouldn't I be an engine driver ? " he asked. "All oily," said his mother. "And getting yourself killed in an accident. And got to pay fines. You'd like to be an engine driver." YOUNG BEALBY GOES TO SHONTS 5 "Or a soldier." "Oo!— a Swaddy!" said Mr. Darling de- lisivdy. " Or the sea." " With that weak stummik of yours/' said Mrs. Darling. "Besides which," said Mr. Darling, "it's been arranged for you to go up to the 'ouse the very first of next month. And your box and jlyexything ready." ^^Young Bfealby became very red in the face. " I won't go," he said very faintly. "You wiH," said Mr. Darling, "if I 'ave to take you by the collar and the slack of your breeches to get you there." §3 The heart of young Bealby was a coal of fire within his breast as — ^unassisted — ^he went across the dewy park up to the great house, whither his box was to follow him. He thought the world a " rotten show." He also said, apparently to two does and a fawn, " If you think. I'm going to stand it, you know, you're JOLLY- well mistaken." I do not attempt to justify his prejudice ^ii^inst honourable usefulness in a domestic ckpacity. He had it. Perhaps there is some- thing in the air of Highbury, where he had 6 BEALBY spent the piast eight years of his life, that leads to democratic ideals. It is one of those new places where estates seem almost forgotten. Perhaps too there was something in the Bealby strain . . . I think he would have objected to any employment at all. Hitherto he had been a remarkably free boy with a considerable gusto about his freedom. WTiy should that end ? The little village mixed school had been a soft job for his Cockney wits, and for a year and a half he had been top boy. Why not go on being top boy ? Instead of which, under threats, he had to go across the sunlit corner of the park, through that slanting morning sunlight which had been so often the prelude to golden days of leafy wanderings ! He had to go past the corner of the laundry where he had so often played cricket with the coachman's boys, (already swallowed up into the working world), he had .to follow the laundry wall to the end of the kitchen and there, where the steps go down and underground, he had to say farewell to the sunlight, farewell to childhood, boyhood, free- dom. He had to go down and along the stone corridor to the pantry, and there he had to ask for Mr. Mergleson. He paused on the top step, and looked up at the blue sky across which a hawk was slowly drifting. His eyes YOUNG BEALBY GOES TO SHONTS 1 followed the hawk out of sight beyond a cypress bough, but indeed he was not thinking about the hawk, he was not seeing the hawk ; he was struggling with a last wild impulse of his ferial, nature. " Why not sling it ? " his ferial nature was asking. " Why not even now— io a hunk ? " It sfould have been better for him perhaps and better for Mr. Mergleson and better for Shonts if he had yielded to the whisper of the Tempter. But his heart was heavy within him, and he had no provisions. And never a penny. One can. do but a very little bunk on an empty belly ! " Must " was written all over him. He went down the steps. The passage was long and cool and at the end of it was a swing door. Through that and then to the left, he knew one had to go, past the stUlroom and so to the pantry. The majids were at breakfast in ihe stDlroom with the door open. The grimace he made in passing was intended rather to entertain than to insult, and anyhow a chap must do something with his face. And then he came to the pantry and into the presence of Mr, Mergleson. . - Mr, Mergleson was in his shirt-gleeyes' and generally dishevelled, having an early cup of tea in an atmosphere full of the bleak memories of overnight. He was an ample man with a large nose, a vast under lip and mutton-chop side whiskers. His voice would have suited a 8 BEALBY succulent parrot. He took out a gold watch from his waistcoat pocfcet and regarded it. " Ten minutes past seven, young man," he said, " isn't seven o'clock." Young Bealby made no articulate answer. " Just stand there for a minute," said Mr. Mergleson, " and when I'm at libbuty I'll run through your duties." And almost ostenta- tiously he gave himself up to the enjoyment of his cup of tea. Three other gentlemen in deshabille sat at table with Mr. Mergleson. They regarded young Bealby with attention and the youngest, a red- haired barefaced youth in shirt-sleeves and a green apron, was moved to a grimace that was clearly designed to echo the scowl on young Bealby 's features. The fury that had been subdued by a momentary awe of Mr. Mergleson revived and gathered force. Young Bealby's face became scarlet, his eyes filled with tears and his mind with the need for movement. After all— he wouldn't stand it. He turned round abruptly and made for the door. " Where'n earth you going to ? " cried Mr. Mergleson. " He's shy ! " cried the second fpotman. " Steady on ! " cried the first footman and had him by the shoulder in the doorway. jLemme |'o ! " howled the new recruit; « YOUNG BEALBY GOES TO SHONTS 9 s1f|iggling. " I won't be a l)looming servant, I won't." " Here ! " cried Mr. Mergleson, gesticulating with his teaspoon, " Bring 'im to the end of the table there. What's this about a blooming servant ? " Bealby suddenly blubbering was replaced at the end of the table. "May I ask 'what's this about a blooming servant ? " asked Mr. Mergleson. Sniff and silence. , " Did I understand you to say that you ain't ; going to be a blooming servant, young Bealby ? " " Yes," said young Bealby. " Thomas," said Mr. Mergleson, " just smack 'is 'ed. Smack it rather 'Ard. . . ." Things too rapid to relate occurred. " So you'd biU, would you ? " said Thomas. . . . "Ah!" said Mr. Mergleson. "Got 'im ! Thait one ! " . . . " Just smack 'is 'ed once more," said Mr. Mergleson. ... " An6fnow you just stand there, young man, untn I'm at libbuty to attend to you furthef," said Mr. Mergleson, and finished his tea slowly and eloquently. . . . The second footman rubbed his shin thought- fully. ^*^ " If I got to smack 'is 'ed much," he said/ " 'e'd better change into his sUppers," 10 BEALBY " Take him to 'is room," said Mr, Merglesop getting up. "See 'e washes the grief and grubbiness off 'is face in the handwash at the end of the passage and make him put on his slippers. Then show 'im 'ow to lay the table in the steward's room." §4 The duties to which Bealby was introduced struck him as perplexingly various, undesirably numerous, uninteresting and difficult to re- member, and also he did not try to remember them very well because he wanted to do them as badly as possible, and he thought that for- getting would be a good way of starting at that. He was beginning at the bottom of the ladder ; to him it feU to wait on the upper servants, and the green baize door at the top of the service staircase was the limit of his range. His room was a small wedge-shaped apartment under some steps leading to the servants' hall, lit by a window that did not open and that gave upon the underground passage. He re- ceived his instructions in a state of crumpled mutinousness, but for a day his desire to be remarkably impossible was more than counter- balanced by his respect for the large able hands of the four menservants, his seniors, and by a disinclination to be returned too promptly to YOUNG BEALBY GOES TO SHONTS ii the gardens. Then in a tentative manner he broke two plates, and got his head smacked by- Mr. Mergleson himself. Mr. Mergleson gave a staccato slap quite as powerful as Thomas's but otherwise different. The hand of Mr. Mergleson was large and fat and he got his effects by dash, Thomas's was horny and lingered. After that young Bealby put salt in the teapot in which the housekeeper made tea. , But that, he observed, she washed out with hot water before she put in the tea. It was clear that he had wasted his salt, which* ought to have gone into the kettle. Next time — ^the kettle. Beyond telling him his duties almost ex- cessively nobody conversed with young Bealby during the long hours of his first day in service. At midday dinner in the servants' hall, he made one of the kitchen-maids giggle by pidling faces intended to be delicately suggestive of Mr. Mergleson, but that was his nearest ap- proach to disinterested human intercourse. , When the hour for retirement came, — " Get out of it. Go to bed^ you dirty little Kicker," said Thomas. "We've had about enough of you for one day " — ^young Bealby sat for a long time on the edge of his bed weighing the possi^- bilities of arson and poison. He wished he had some poison. Some sort of poison with a medieval manner, poison that hurts before it 12 BEALBY kills. Also he produced a small penny pocket- book with a glazed black cover and blue edges. He headed one page of this " Mergleson " and entered beneath it three black crosses. Then he opened an account to Thomas, who was mani- festly destined to be his principal creditor. Bealby was not a forgiving boy. At the village school they had been too busy making him a good Churchman to attend to things like that. There were a lot of crosses for Thomas. And while Bealby made these sinister memo- randa downstairs Lady Laxton— for Laxton had bought a baronetcy for twenty thousand down to the party funds and a tip to the whip over the Peptonized Milk flotation — ^Lady Laxton, a couple of floors above Bealby's ruffled head, mused over her approaching week-end party.' It was an important week-end party. The Lord Chancellor of England was corning. Never before had she had so much as a member of the Cabinet at Shonts. He was coming, and do what she would she could not help but con- nect it with her very strong desire to see the master of Shonts in the dear scarlet of a Deputy Lieutenant. Peter would look so well in that. The Lord Chancellor was coming and to meet him and to circle about him there were Lord John Woodenhouse and Slinker Bond, there were the Countess of Barracks and Mrs. Ram- pound Pilby, the novelist, with her husband YOUNG BEALBY GOES TO SHONTS 13 Rampound Pilby, there was Professor Timbre, the philosopher, and there were four smaller (though quite good) people who would run about Very satisfactorily among the others. (At least die thought they would run about very satisfactorily amongst the others, not imagining any evil of her cotisin Captain Douglas.) All this good company in Shonts filled Lady Laxton with a pleasant realization of progres- sive successes, but at the same time one must confess that she felt a certain dif&dence. In her heart of hearts she knew she had not made this party. It had happened to her. How it might go on happening to her she did not know, it was beyond her control . She hoped very earnestly that everything would pass off well. The Lord. Chancellor was as big a guest as any she had had. One must grow as one grows, but still, — ^being easy and friendly with hirji would be, she knew, a tremendous effort. Rather like feeing easy p.nd friendly with an elephant. She was not good at conversation. The task of interesting people taxed her and puzzled her. . . . It was Slinker Bond,, the whip, who had arranged the whole business — after, it must be ifc^fessed, a hint from Sir Peter. Laxton had . i^pjplained that t"he government were neglecting this part of the country. " They ought to show up more than they do in the county," said Sir 14 BEALBY "■' Peter and added almost carelessly, " I could easily put anybody up at Shonts/' There were to be two select dinner parties and a large but still select Sunday lunch to let in the countryside to the spectacle of the Laxtons taking their (new) proper place at Shonts. . . . It was not only the sense of her own de- ficiencies that troubled Lady Laxton ; there were also her husband's excesses. He had — it was no use disguising it— rather too much the manner of an employer. He had a way of -getting, how could one put it ? — confident at dinner, and Mergleson seemed to delight in filling up his glass. Then he would contradict a good deal. , . . She felt that Lord Chancellors however are the sort of men one doesn't con- tradict. . . . Then the Lord Chancellor was said to be interested in philosophy — a difficult subject. She had got Timbre to talk to him upon that. Timbre was a professor of philosophy at Oxford, so that was sure to be all right. But she wished she knew one or two good safe things to say in philosophy herself. She had long felt the need of a secretary and now she fdt it more than ever. If she had a secretary she could just tell him what it was she wanted to talk about and he could get her one or two of the right books and mark the best passages and she could learn it all up. YOUNG BEALBY GOES TO SHONTS 15 She feared — ^it was a worrying fear— that Laxton would say right out and very early in the week-end that he didn't believe in philosophy. He had a way of saying he " didn't believe in " large things like that, art, philanthropy, navels, and so on. Sometimes he said, "I don't believe in all this " — ^art or whatever it was. She had watched people's faces when he had said it and she had come to the conclusion that saying you don't believe in things isn't the sort of thing people say nowadays. It was wrong somehow- But she did not want to tell Laxton directly that it was wrong. He would remember if she did, but he had a way of taking such things rather badly at the time. . . . She hated him to take things badly. " If one could invent some little hint," she whfepered to herself. She had often wished she was better at hints. *1^' She was, you see, a gentlewoman, modest, kindly. Her people were quite good people. Poor of course. But she was not clever, she was anything but -clever. And the wives of these captains of industry need to be very clever indeed if they are to escape a magnificent social isolation. They get the titles and the big places and all that sort of thing, people don't at all- intend to isolate them, but there is nevertheless an inadvertent avoidance. . . . i6 BEALBY Even as she uttered these , words, " If one could invent some little hint," Bealby down there less than forty feet away through the solid floor below her feet and a 4ittle to the right was wetting his stump of pencil as wet as he could in order to ensure a sufi&ciently emphatic fourteenth cross on the score sheet of the doomed Thomas. Most of the other thirteen marks were done with such hard breathing emphasis that the print of them went more than half-way through that little blue-edged book. . §5 The arrival of the week-end guests impressed Bealby at fii:st merely as a blessed influence that withdrew the four menservants into that unknown world on the other side of the green baize door, but then he learnt that it also involved the appearance of five new persons, two valets and three maids, for whom places had to be laid in the steward's room. Otherwise Lady Laxton's social arrangements had no more influence upon the mind of Bealby than the private affairs of the Emperor of China. There was something going on up there, beyond even his curiosity. All he heard of it was a distant coming and going of vehicles and some slight talk to which he was inattentive while the coachman and grooms were having a YOUNG BEALBY GOES TO SHONTS 17 drink in the pantry — until these maids and valets appeared. They seemed to him to appear suddenly out of nothing like slugs after rain, black and rather shiny, sitting about inactively and quietly consuming small matters. He disliked them and they regarded him without affection or respect. ,Who cared? H6 indicated his feeling towards them as soon as he was out of the steward's room by a gesture of the hand and nose venerable only by reason of its antiquity. He had things more urgent to think about than strange valets and maids. Thomas had laid hands on him, jeered at him, inflicted shameful indigpities on him, and he wanted to kill Tliomas in some frightful manner. (But if possible unobtrusively.) . If he had been a little Japanese boy this would have been an entirely honourable desire. It would have been Bushido and all that sort of thing. In^the gardener's stepson however it is — ^undesirable. . : . Thomas, on the other hand, hs^ving ren^arked the red light of revenge in Beftlby's eye and being secretly afraid, felt that his honour was concerned in not relaxing his persecutions. He called' him " Kicker " and when he did not answer to that name, he called him " Snorter," " Bleater," " Snooks " and finally tweaked his ear. Then he saw fit tb assume i8 , BEALBY that Bealby was deaf and that ear-tweaking was the only available method of address. This led on to the convention of a sign language whereby ideas were communicated to Bealby by means of painful but frequently quite ingeniously symbolical freedoms with various parts of his person. Also Thomjfe affected to discover uncleanliness in Bealby's head, and succeeded after many difficulties in putting it into a sinkful of lukewarm water. Meanwhile young Bealby devoted such scanty time as he could give to reflection to debating whether it was better to attack Thomas suddenly with a carving knife or throw a lighted lamp. The large pantry inkpot of pewter might be effective in its way, he thought, but he doubted whether in the event of a charge it had sufficient stopping power. He was also curiously attracted by a long two- pronged toasting fork that hung at the side of the pantry fireplace.' It had reach. '-. . . Over all these dark thoughts and ill-concealed emotions Mr. Mergleson prevailed, large yet speedy, speedy yet exact, parroting orders and making plump gestures, performing duties and seeing that duties were performed. Matters came to a climax late on Saturday night at the end of a trying day, just before Mr. Mergleson went round to lock up and turn out the lights. YOUNG BEALBY GOES TO SHONTS 19 Thomas came into the pantry close behind Bealby who, greatly belated through his own inefficiency, was carrying a tray of glasses from the steward's room, applied an ungentle hand to his neck, and ruffled up his back hiair in a smart and painful manner. At the same time Thomas remarked, " Burrrrh ! " Bedby stood still for a moment and then put down his tray on the table and, making peculiar sounds as he did so, resorted very rapidly to the toasting fork. ... He got a prong into Thomas's chin at the first prod. How swift are the changes of the human soul ! At the moment of his thrust young Bealby was a primordial savage ; so soon as he saw this. in- credible pierciug of Thomas's chin — ^for all, the care that Bealby had taken it might just as well have been Thomas's eye — ^he moved swjiftly through the ages and became a simple Christian child. He abandoned violence and fled. The fork hung for a moment from the visage of ThoHias Uke a twisted beard of brass, and then rattjed on the ground. Thomas clapped his hand to his chin and (Mscovered blood. " You little ! " He never found the right word, (which perhaps is just as w^U), instead he started in pursuit of Bealby. Bealby in his sudden horror of his own act — and Thomas — fled headlong into the passage 20 BEALBY and made straight for the service stairs that went up into a higher world. He had little time to think. Thomas with a red^smeared chin appeared in pursuit. Thomas the avenger. Thomas really roused. Bealby shot through the green baize door and the pursuing footman pulled up only just in time not to follow him. Only just in time. He had an instinctive instant anxious fear of great dangers. He heard something, a sound as though the young of some very large animal had squeaked feebly. He had a, glimpse of something black and white — and large. ... Then something, some glass thing, smashed. He steadied the green baize dooir which was wobbling on its brass hinges, controlled his panting breath and listened. A low rich voice was — ejaculating. It was not Bealby's voice, it was the voice of some substantial person being quietly but deeply angry. They were the ejaculations restrained in tone but not in quality of a ripe and well- stored mind, — ^no boy's thin stuff. Then very softly Thomas pushed open the door just widely enough to see, and as instantly let it fall back into place. Very gently and yet with an alert rapidity he turned about and stole dwvn the service stairs. His superior officer appeared in the passage below. YOUNG BEALBY GOES TO SHONTS zi n Mr. Merglesoh," he cried, " I say — Mr. Mergleson." ""What's up ? " said Mr. MergleSon* " He's gone ! " "Who?" " Bealby." " Home ? " This almost hopefully. " No." "Where?" " Up there ! I think he ran against some- body." Mr. Mergleson scrutinized his subordinate's face for a second. Then he listened intently ; both men listened intently. " Have to fetch him out of that/' said Mr. Mergleson suddenly preparing for brisk activity. Thomas bent lower over the banisters. " The Lord Chancellor!" he whispered with white lips and a sideways gesture of his head. " What about 'irn ? '' said Mergleson arrested by something in the manner of Thomas. Thonias's whisper became so fine that Mr; Mergleson drew nearer to catch it. Thomas repeated the last remark. " He's just through there — on the landing — cursing and swearing — 'orrible things — more like a mad turkey than a human being." " Where's Bealby ? " " He must almost 'ave run into 'itn," said Thomas after; consideration. 23 BEALBY " But now — where is he ? " Thomas pantomimed infinite perplexity. Mr. Mergleson reflected and decided upon his line. He came up the service staircase, lifted his chin and with an air of meek officiousness went through the green door. There was no one now on the landing, there was nothing re- markable on the landing except a broken tumbler, but half-way up the grand staircase stodd the Lord Chancellor. Under one arm the great jurist carried a soda-water syphon and he grasped a decanter of whisky in his hand. He turned sharply at the sound of the green baize door and bent upon Mr. Mergleson the most terrible eyebrows that ever surely adorned a legal visage. He was very red in the face and savage-looking.' " Was it yow," he said with a threatening gesture of the decanter and 'his voice betrayed a noble indignation, " was it ydu who slapped me behind ? " " Slapped you behind, me lord ? " " Slapped me behind. Don't I speak — plainly ? " " I — such a libbuty, me lord ! " " Idiot ! I ask you a plain question " With almost inconceivable alacrity Mr. Mergleson rushed up three steps, leapt forward and caught the sypfton as it slipped from his lordship's arm. YOUNG BEALBY GOES TO SHONTS 23 He caught it, but at a price. He overset and, clasping it in his hands, struck his lordship first with the syphon on the left shin and then butted him \vith a face that was still earnestly respectful in the knees. His lordship's legs were driven sideways, so that they Were no longer beneath his centre of gravity. With a nion,osyllabic remark of a topographical nature his lordship collapsed upon Mr. Mergleson. The idecanter flew out of his grasp and smashed presently with emphasis upon the landing below. The syphon escaping from the wreckage of Mr. Mergleson and drawn no doubt by a natural affinity, rolled noisily from step to step in pursuit of the decanter. ... It was a curious little/ procession that hurried down the great staircase of Shonts that night. First the whisky like a winged harbinger ynth. the pedestrian syphon in pursuit. Then the great lawyer gripping the great butler by the tails of his coat and punching furiously. Then Mr. Mergleson trying wildly to be respectful — even in disaster. First the Lord Chancellor dived over Mr. Mergleson grappling as he passed, then Mr. Mergleson, attempting e3?;planations, was pulled backwards over the Lord Chancellor ; then again the Lord Chancellor was for a giddy but- >dndictive rnoment uppermost j a second rota,tion and they reached the landing. Bang ! There was a deafening report CHAPTER THE SECOND A WEEK-END AT SHONTS THE week-end visit is a form of enter- tainment peculiar to ' Great Britain. It is a thing that could have been possible only in a land essentially aristocratic and * mellow, in which even the observance of the Sabbath has become mellow- At every London ter- minus on a Saturday afternoon the outgoing trains have an unusually large proportion of firgtr-class carriages, and a peculiar abundance of rich-looking dressing-bags provoke the covetous eye. A discreet activity of valets and maids naingles with the stimulated alert- ness of the porter^. One marks celebrities in gay raiment. There is an indefinable air of distinction upon platfprm and bookstall. Sometimes there are carriages reserved for espeqially privileged , parties. There are greetings, " And so you are coming too ! " " No, this time it is Shonts." A WEEK-END AT SHONTS 25 "The place where they found the Rubens. Who has it now ? " . . . Through this cheerfully prosperous throng went the Lord Chancellor with his high nose, those eyebrows of his which he seemed to be able to filrl or unfurl at will, and his expression of tranquil self-sufficiency. He was going to Shonts for his party and not for his pleasure, but there was no reason why that should appear upon his face. He went along preoccupied, pretending to see nobody, leaving to others the disadvantage of the greeting. In his right hand he carried a small important bag of leather. Under his left arm he bore a philosophical work by Doctor MacTaggart, three illustrated papers, the Fortnightly Review, the day's Times, the Hibbert Journal, Punch and two blue books. His lordship never quite knew the limits set to what he could carry under his arm. His man, Candler, followed therefore at a suitable distance with several papers that had already been dropped, alert to retrieve any further losses. At the large bookstall they passed close by Mrs. Rampound Pilby who according -to her custom was feigning to be a meniber of the general public and was asking the clerk about her last book. The Lord Chancellor saw Ram- pound Pilby hovering at hand and deftly failed to catch his eye. He loathed the Rampound 26 BEALBY Pilbys. He Speculated for a moment what sort of Jjeople could possibly stand Mrs. Pilby's vast pretensions — even from Saturday to Monday. One dinner party on her right hand had glutted him. for life. He chose a corner seat, took possession of both it and the seat opposite it in order to have somewhere to put his feet, left Candler to watch over and pacTs in his, hand luggage, and went high up the. plat- form, remaining there with his back to the world — rather like a bigger more aquiline Napoleon — ^in order to evade the great novelist. In this he was completely successful. He returned however to find Candler on the verge of a personal conjBict with a very fair young man in grey. He was so fair as to be almost an albino, except that his eyes were quick and brown ; he was blushing the brightest pink and speaking very rapidly. "These two places," said Candler, breathless with the badness of his case, " are engaged." " dh ve-very well," said the very fair young man, with his eyebrows and, moustache looking very pale by contrast, "have it so. But do petmit me to occupy the middle seat of the carriage. With a residuary interest in the semi-geptleman's place." " You little know, young man, whom you are calling a semi-gentleman," said Candler, whose speciality was grammar. A WEEK-END AT SHONTS 27 " Here he is ! " said the young gentleman. " Which place will you have, my lord ? " asked Candler, abandoning his case altogether. "Facing," said t^e Lord Chancellor slowly imftirling the eyebrows and scowling at the ypung man in grey. " Then I'll have the other," said the very fair young man talking very glibly. He spoke with a quick low voice, like one who forces him- self to keep going. " You see," he said, addressing the great jurist with the extreme familiarity of the courageously nervous, " I've gone into this sort of thing before. First, mind you, I have a fair look for a vi^cant corner. I'm not the sort to spoil sport. But if there isn't a vacant comer I look for traces of a semi- gentleman. A semi-gentleman is one who has a soft cap and not an umbrella — ^his friend in the opposite seat has the umbrella— or he has an umbrella and not a soft cap, or a waterproof and not a bag, or a bag and not a waterproof. And a half interest in a rug. That's what I call a semi-gentleman. You see the idea. Sort of divided beggar. Nothing in any way offensive." " Sir," said the Lord Chancellor, interrupting in a voice of concentrated passion, " I don't care a rap what you call a semi-gentleraan. Will you get out of my way ? " " Just as you please," said the very fair young man, and going a few. paces from the 28 BEALBY carriage door he whistled for the boy with the papers. He was bearing up bravely. " Pink 'un?" said the very fair young gentleman almost breathlessly. " Black and White ? What's all these others ? AthencButn ? Sporting and Dramatic ? Right 0. And — Eh ! What ? Do I look the sort that buys a Spec- tator ? You don't know ! Do I wear galoshes ? My dear bby, where's your savoir faire ? " §2 The Lord Chancellor was a philosopher and not easily perturbed. His severe manner was consciously assumed and never much more than skin-deep. He had already furled his eyebrows and dismissed Ijiis vis-^-vis from his mind before the train started. He turned over the Hibhert Journal, and read in it with a large tolerance. Dimly on the outskirts of his consciousness the very fair young- man hovered, as a trifling annoyance, as something pink dnd hot rvKtling a sheet of a discordant shade of pink, as some- thing that got in the way of his legs and whistled softly some trivial cheerful air, just to show how little it cared. Presently, very soon, this vague trouble would pass out of his con- sciousness altogether. ... The Lord Chancellor was no mere amateur of philosophy. His activities in that direction A WEEK-END AT SHONTS 29 were a part of his pul^c reputation. He lectured on religion and aesthetics. He was a fluent HegeHan, He apent his holidays, it was understood, in the Absolute — at any rate in Germany. He would sometimes break into philosophy at dinner tables and particularly over the dessert, and be more luminously incom- prehensible while still apparently sober, than almost anyone. An article in the Hibbert caught and held his attention. It attempted to define a new and doubtful variety of Infinity. You know of course that there are many sorts and species of Infinity, and that the Absolute is just the king among Infinities as the lion is king among the beasts. ... - "I say," said a voice coming out of the world of Relativity and coughing the cough of those who break a silence, " You aren't going to Shonts, are you ? " The Lord Chancellor returned slowly to earth. " Just seen your label," said the very fair young man. " You see, — I'm going to Shonts." The Lord Chancellor remained outwardly serene. He reflected for a moment. And then he fell into that snare which is more fatal to great lawyers and judges perhaps than to any other class of men, the snare of the crushing re- partee. One had come into his head now, — a beauty. 30 BEALBY " Then we shall meet there," he said in his suavest manner. " Well— rather." "It would be a great pity," said the Lord Chancellor with an effective blandness, using a kind of wry smile that he employed to make things humorous, " it would be a great pity, don't you think, to anticipate that pleasure." And having smiled the retort well home with his head a little on one side, he resumed with large leisurely movements the reading of his Hibbert Journal. " Got me there," said the very fair young man belatedly, looking boiled to a turn, and after a period of restlessness settled down to an impatient perusal of Black and White. " There's a whole blessed week-end of course," the young man remarked presently without looking up from his paper and apparently pursuing some obscure meditations. . . . A vague uneasiness crept into the Lord Chancellor's mind as he continued to appear to peruse. Out of what train of thought could such a remark arise ? His weakness for crush- ing retort had a little betrayed him. ... It was however only when he found himself upon the platform of Chelsome, which as every- one knows is the station for S|ionts, and dis- covered Mr. and Mrs. Rampound Pilby upon the platform, looking extraordinarily like a A WEEK-END AT SHONTS 31 national monument and its custodian, that the Lord Chancellor began to reaUze that he was in the grip of fate, and that the service he was doing his party by week-ending with the Laxtons was likely to be not simply joyleSs but disagree- able. WeU anyhow he had MacTaggart, and he could always work in his own room. . . . §3 By the end of dinner the Lord Chancellor was almost at the end of his large but clumsy endur- ance ; he kept his eyebrows furled only by the most strenuous relaxation of his muscles, and within he was a sea of silent blasphemies. All sorts of httle things had accumulated. . , . , He exercised an unusual temperance with the port and old brandy his host pressed "upon him, feeling that he dared not relax lest his rage had' its way with him. The cigars were quite in- telligent at any rate, and he smoked and listened with a faintly perceptible disdain to the conversation of the other men. ' At any rate Mrs. Rampound Pilby was out of the room. The talk had arisen out of a duologue, that had preceded the departure of the ladies, a duologue of Timbre's, about apparitions and the reality of the future life. Sir Peter Laxtori, rdeased from the eyes of his wife, was at hberty to say 32 BEALBY he did not believe in all this stuff ; it was just thought transference and fancy and all that sort of thing. His declaration did not arrest the flow of feeble instances and experiences into which such talk invariably degenerates. His lordship remained carelessly attentive, his eyebrows unfurled but drooping, his cigar upward at an acute angle ; he contributed no anecdotes, content now and then to express him- self compactly by some brief sentence of pure Hegelian — much as a Mahometan might spit. " Why ! come to that, they say Shonts is haunted," said Sir Peter. " I suppose we could have a ghost here in no time if I chose to take it on. Rare place for a ghost too." The very fair young man of the train had got a name now and was Captain Douglas. When he was not blushing too brightly he was rather good-looking. He was a distant cousin of Lady Laxton. He impressed the Lord Chancellor as unabashed. 'He engaged people in con- versation with a cheerfjil familiarity that ex- cluded only the Lord Chancellor, and even at the Lord Chanpellor he looked ever and again. He pricked up his ears at the mention of ghosts, and afterwards when the Lord Chancellor came to think things over, it seemed to him that he had caught a curious glance of the Captainls bright Uttle brown eye. A WEEK-END AT SHONTS 33 "What sort of ghost, Sir Peter? Chains? Eh? No?" " Nothing of that sort, it seems. I don't know much about it, I waisn't sufficiently interested. No, sort of spook that bangs about and does you a mischief. What's its name ? Plundergeist ? " " Poltergeist," the Lord Chancellor supplied carelessly in the pause. " Runs its hand over your hair in the dark. Taps your shoulder. All nonsense. But we don't tell the servants. Sort of thing I don't believe in. Easily explained, — what with panelling and secret passages and priests' holes and all that." " Priests' holes ! " Douglas was excited. " Where they hid. Perfect rabbit warren. Tliere's one going out from the drawing-rooWi alcove. Quite a good room in its way. But you know," — a note of wrath crept into Sir Peter's voice, — ■" they didn't treat me fairly about these priests' holes. I ought to have had a sketch and a plan of these priests' holes. When a chap is given possession of a place, he ought to be given possession. WeU ! I don't know where half of them are myself.- That's not possession. Else we might refurnish them and do theln up a bit. I guess they're pretty musty." Captain Douglas^spoke with his eye on the 34 BEALBY Lord Chancellor. " Sure th^re isn't a murdered priest in the place, Sir Peter ? " he asked. "Nothing of the sort/' said Sir Peter. "I don't belieVe in these priests' holes. Half of 'em never had priests in 'em. It's all pretty tidy rot I expect — come to the bottom of it. ..." The conversation did not get away from ghosts and secret passages until the men went to the drawing-room. If it seemed likely to do so Captain Douglas pulled it back. He seemed to delight in these silly particulars,; the sillier they were the more he was de- lighted. Jhe Lord Chancellor was a little preoccupied by onfe of those irrational suspicions that will sometimes afflict the niost intelligent of men. Why did Douglas want to know all the particu- lars about the Shonts ghosts ? Why every now and then did he glance with that odd expression at one's face — a glance half appealing and half amused ? Amused ! . It was a strange fancyj but the Lord Chancellor could almost have 1 sworn that the young man was laughing at him. At dinner he had had that, feeling one has at times of being talked about ; he had glanced along the table to discover the Captain and a rather plain woman, that idiot Timbre's wife she probably was, with their heads togeth^ looking up at him quite definitely and both A WEEK-END AT SHONTS 35 manifestly pleased by something Douglas was telling her. ... '■ What was it Douglas had said in the ttain ? Something like a threat. But the exact words had dipped the Lord Chancellor's memory. . . . The Lord Chancellor's preoccupation was just sufficient to make him a little unwary. He drifted into grappling distance of Mrs. Rampound Pilby. Her voice caught hini like a lasso and drew him in. "Well, and how is Lord Moggeridge now ?" she asked. What on earth is one to say to such an impertinence ? She vBis always like that. She spoke to a man of the calibre of Lord Bacon as though she was speaking to a schoolboy home for the holidays. She had: an invincible air of know- ing aU through everybody. It gave rather confidence to her work than charm to her manner. " Do you still go on with your philosophy ? " she said. "No," shouted the Lord Chancellor, losing aU self-control for the moment and waving his eyebrows about madly, "No, I go off with it." "For yoTlT vacations? Ah, Lord Mogger- idge, how I envy you great law5^rs your long vacations. I— never get a vacation. Always 36 BEALBY we poor authors are pursued by our creations, sometimes it's typescript, sometimes it's proofs. Not that I really complain of proofs. I confess to a weakness for proofs. Sometimes alas ! it's criticism. Such undiscerning criticism ! . . ." The Lord Chanfcellor began to think very swiftly of some tremendous lie that would enable him to escape at once without incivility from Lady Laxton's drawing-room. Then he perceiyed that Mrs. Rampound Pilby was asking him : " Is that the Captain Douglas, or his brother who's in love with the actress woman ? " The Lord Chancellor made no . answer. What he thought was : " Great Silly Idiot ! How should / know ? " " I think it must be the. one, — ^the one who had to leave Portsmouth in disgrace because of the ragging scandal. He did nothing there, they say, but organize practical jokes. Some of them were quite subtle practic^ jokes. He's a cousin of our hostess ; that perhaps accounts for his presence. , . ." The Lord Chancellor's comnient betrayed the drift of his thoughts. " He'd better not try that sort of thing on here," he said. " I abominate — clowning." Drawing-room did not last very long. Even Lady Laxton could not miss the manifest A WEEK-END AT SHONTS 37 gloom of her principal guest, and after the good-nights and bariey water and lemonade on the great landing Sir Pet^r led Lord Moggeridge by the arm— he hated being led by the arm — ^into the small but still spacious apartment that was called the study. The Lord Chancellor was now very thirsty; he was not used to abstinence of any sort; but Sir Peter's way of isuggesting a drink roused such a fury of resentment in him that he refused tersely and conclusively. There was nobody else in the study but Captain Douglas, who seenied to hesitate upon the verge of some familiar address, and Lord Woodenhouse who was thirsty top, and held a vast tumbler of whisk]^ and soda, with a tinkle of ice in it, on his knee in a way anno3dng to a parched man. The Lord Chancellor helped himself to a cigar and assumed the naiddle of the fireplace with an air of contentment, but he could feel the self- control miming out of the heels of his boots. Sir Peter after a quite unsuccessful invasion of his own hearthrug— the Lord Chancellor stood like a rock — secured^ the big armchair, stuck his feet out towards his distinguished guest and resumed a talk that he had been holding with Lord Woodenhouse about fire- arms. Merglespn had as usual been too attentive to his master's glass, arid the fine edge was off Sir Peter's deference. " I always 38 BEALBV have carried firearms," he said, " and I always shall. Used properly they are a great protection . Even in the country how are you to know who you're going to run up against — any when ? " " But you might shoot and hit something," said Douglas. "Properly used, L said — properly used. Whipping out a revolver and shooting at a man, that's not properly used. Almost as bad as pointing it at him— which is pretty certain to make him fly straight at you. If he's got an ounce of pluck. But / said properly used and I mean properly used." TThe Lord Chancellor tried to think about that article on Infinities, while appearing to listen to this fool's talk. He despised revolvers. Armed with such eyebrows as his it was natiural for him to despise revolvers. "Now, I've got some nice little barkers up- stairs," said Sir Peter. " I'd almost welcome a burglar, just to try them." " If you shoot a burglar," said Lord Wooden- house abruptly, with a gust of that ill-temper that was frequent at Shonts towards bed- time, " when he's not attacking you, it's murder." Sir Peter held up an offensively -pacifying hand. " I know that," he said, " you needn't tell me that." He raised his voice a little to increase his A WEEK-END AT SHONTS 39 already excessive accentuations, "7 said properly used." A yawn took the Lord Chancellor tinawares and he caught it dexterously with his hand. Then he saw Douglas hastily pull at his little blonde movistache to co^iceal a smile, — grin- ning ape ! What was there to smile at ? The man had been smihng all the evening. Up to something ? " Now let me tell you," said Sir Peter, " let me tell you the proper way to use a revolver. You whip it out and instantly let fly at the ground. You should never let anyone see a revolver ever before they hear it — see ? You Jet fly at the ground first off, and the concussion stuns them. It doesn't stun you. You expect "It, they don't. See? There you are — five shots left, master of the situation." " I think. Sir Peter, I'll bid you good-night," said the Lord Chancellor, allowing his eye to rest for one covetous moment on the decanter and struggling with the devil of pride. Sir Peter made a gesture of extreme friendli- ness from his chair, expressive of the Lord Chancellor's freedom to do whatever he pleased at Shonts. " I may perhaps teU you a little story that happened once in Morocco." "My eyes won't keep open any longer," said Captain Douglas suddenly, with a whirl of his knuckles into his sockets, and stood up. 40 BEALBY Lord Woodenhouse stood up too. " You see," said Sir Peter, standing also but sticking to his subject and his hearer. "This was when I was younger than I am now, you must understand, and I wasn't married. Just moochir^g about a bit, between business and pleasure. Under such circumstances one goes into parts of a foreign town where one wouldn't go if one was older and wiser. . . ." Captain Douglas left Sir Peter and Wooden- house to it. He emerged on the landing and selected one of the lighted candlesticks upon the table. " Lord ! " he whispered.. He grimaced in soUloquy and then perceived the Lord Chancellor regarding him with suspicion and disfavour from the ascending staircase. He attempted ease. For the first time since the train incident he addressed Lord Moggeridge. " I gather, my lord, you don't believe in ghosts ? " he said. "No, sir," said the Lord Chancellor, "I don't." " They won't trouble me to-night." . " They won't trouble any of us." "Fine old house anyhow," said Captain Douglas. The Lord Chancellor disdained to reply. He went on his way upstairs. A WEEK-END AT SHONTS 41 §4 When the Lord Chancellor sat down before the thoughtful- fire in the fine old panelled room assigned to him he perceived that he was too disturbed to sleep. This was going to be an infernal week-end. The worst week-end he had ever had. Mrs. Rampound Pilby maddened him; Timbre, who was a Pragmatist — ^which stands in the same relation to a HegeUan that a small dog does to a large cat — exasperated him; he loathed Laxton, detested Rampound Pilby and feared — as far as he was capable of fearing anything — Captain Douglas. There was no refuge, no soul in the house to whom he could turn for consolation and protection from these others. Slinker Bond could talk only of the affairs of the party, and the Lord Chancellor, being Lord Chancellor, had lost any interest in the affairs of the party ; Woodenhouse could talk of nothing. The women were astonishingly neghgible. There were practically no pretty women. There ought always to be pretty young women for a Lord Chancellor, pretty young women who can at least seem to hsten. . . . And he was atrociously thirsty. His room was supphed only with water, — stuff you use to clean your teeth— and nothing else. ... No good thinking about it. ... 42 BEALBY He decided that the best thing he could do to compose 'himself before turning in would be to sit down at the writing-table and write a few sheets of Hegelian--about that Infinity article in the Hibbert. There is indeed no better consolation for a troubled mind than the Hegelian exercises ; they hft it above— everything. He took off his coat and sat down to this beautiful amusement, but he had scarcely written a page before his thirst became a torment. He kept thinking of that great tumbler Woodenhouse had held, — sparkling, golden, cool— rand Stimu- lating. • What he wanted was a good stiff whisky .and a cigar, one of liaxton's cigars, the only good thing in his entertainment so far. And then Philosophy. £ven as a student he had been a worker of the Teutonic type, — never abstemious. He thought of ringing and demanding these comforts, and then -it occurred to him that it was a httle late to ring for things. Why not fetch them from the study himself ? . . . He opened his door and looked out upon the great staircase. It was a fine piece of work, that staircase. Low, broad, dignified. ... There seemed to be nobody about. The lights were still on. He listened for a little while, and then put on his coat and went with a soft swiftness that was still quite dignified down- Jl WEEK-END AT SHONTS 43 stairs to the study, the study redolent of Sir Peter. He made his modest collection. Lord Moggeridge came nearer to satisfaction as he emerged from the study that night at Shonts than at any other, moment during this m-advised week-end. In his pocket were four thoroughly good cigars. In one hand he held a cut glass decanter of whisky. In the other a eap^cious tumbler. Under his arm, with that confidence in the unhmited portative power of Ws arm that nothing could shake, he had tucked the s3T)hon. - His soul rested upon the edge of tranquillity like a bird that has escaped the fowler. He was already composing his next sentence about that new variety of In&iity, ... Then something struck him from behind and impelled him forward a couple of paces. It was something hairy, something in the natiare, he thought afterwards, of a worn broom. And also there were two other things softer and a little higher on each side. ... \ Then it was he made that noise like the young of some large animal. He dropped the glass in a hasty attempt to save the syphon. ... "What in the name of Hieavens ?" he cried, and found himself alone. " Captain Douglas ! " 44 BEALBif The thought leapt to his mind. But indeed it was not Captain Douglas. It was Bealby. Bealby in panic flight from Thomas. And how was Bealby to know 4;hat this large, richly laden man was the Lord Chancellor of England? Never before had Bealby seen anyone in evening dress except a butler, and so he supposed this was just some larger, finer kind of butler that they kept upstairs. Some larger, finer kind of butler blocking the path of escape. Bealby had taken in the situation with the rapidity of a hunted animal. The massive form blocked the door to the left. , . . In the playground of the village school Bealby had been pre-eminent for his dodging; he moved as quickly as a lizard. His little hands, his head, poised with the skill of a practised but-ter, came against that mighty back, and then Bealby h^d dodged into the study. . . . But it seemed to Lord Moggeridge, staggering over his broken glass and-circhng about de- fensively, that this fearful indignity could dome only fromCaptain Douglas. Foolery. . . . Blup, blup. ... Sham Poltergeist. Imbeciles. . . . He said as much, beUeving that this young man and possibly confederates were withjn hearing; he said as much — hotly. He went on to remarks of an unphilosophical tendency about Captain Douglas generally, and about A WEEK-END AT SHONTS. 45 army officers, practical joking, Laxton's hospitalities, Shonts. . . . Thomas, you will remember, heard him. ... Nothing came of it. No answer, not a word of apology. At last in a great dudgeon and with a kind of wariness about his back, the Lord Chancellor, with things more spoilt for him than ever, went on his way upstairs. When the green baize door opened behind him, he turned Uke a shot, and a large foohsh- faced butler appeared. Lord Moggeridge with a sceptre-like motion of the decanter very quietly and firmly asked him a simple question and then, then the lunatic must needs leap up three stairs and dive suddenly and upsettingly at his legs. Lord Moggeridge was paral5^ed'with amaze- ment. His legs were struck from under him. He uttered one brief topographical cry. (To Sir Peter unfortunately it sounded like " Help ! ") For a few seconds the impressions that rushed upon Lord Moggeridge were too rapid for adequate examination. He had a com- peUing fancy to kill butlers. Things culmin- ated in a pistol shot. And then he found himself sitting on the landing beside a dis- gracefully dishevelled manservant, and his host was running downstairs to them with a revolver in his hand. 46 BEALBY On occasion Lord Moggeridge could produce a tremendous voice. He did so now. For a moment he stared panting at Sir Peter, and then emphasized by a pointing finger came the voice. Never had it been so charged with emotion. " What does this mean, you, sir ? " he shouted. " What does this mean ? " It was exactly what Sir Peter had intended to say. §5 Explanations are detestable things. And aAyhow it isn't right to address your host as " You, sir." §6 Throughout the evening the persuasion had grown in Lady Laxton's mind that all was not going well with the Lord Chancellor. It was impossible to believe he was enjoying himself. But she did not know how to give things a turn for the better. Clever women would have known, but she was so convinced she was not clever that she did not even try. Thing after thing had gone wrong. How was she to know that there were two sorts of philosophy— quite different ? She had thought philosophy was philosophy. But A WEEK-END AT SHONTS 47 it seemed that there were these two sorts, if not more ; a round large sort that talked about the Absolute and was scornfully superior and rather irascible, and a jabby-pointed sort that called people " Tender " or " Tough," and was generally much too familiar. To bring them together was just mixing trouble. There ought to be little books for hostesses explaining these things. ... Then it was extraordinary that th6 Lord Chancellor who w^s so tremendously large and clever wouldn't go\nd talk to Mrs. Rampound Pilby who was also so tremendously large and clever. Repeatedly I>ady Laxton had tried to get them into touch with one another. Until at last the Lord Chancellor had said distinctly and deliberately, when she had suggested his going across to the eminent writer, "God forbid ! " Her dream of a large clever duologue that she could' afterwards recall with pleasure was altogether shattered. She thought the Lord Chancellor uncommonly hard to please. These weren't the only people for him. Why couldn't he "chat party secrets!' with Slinker Bond or say ■. things to Lord Woodenhouse ? You could say anything you liked to Lord Woodenhouse. Or talk with Mx. Timbre. Mrs. Timbre had given him an excellent opening; she had asked, wasn't it a dreadful anxiety always to have the Great Seal to mind ? He 48 BEALBY had simply grunted. . . . And then why did he keep on looking so dangerously at Captain Douglas ? . . . Perhaps to-morrow things woulci take a turn for the better. . . . - One can at least be hopeful. Even if one is not clever one can be that. . . . From such thoughts as these it was that this unhappy hostess was roused by a sound of smashing glass, a rumpus, and a pistol shot. She stood up, she laid her hand on her heart, she said "Oh!", and gripped her dressing-table for support. . . . After a long time and when it seemed that it was now nothing more than a hubbub of voices, in which her husband's could be distinguished clearly, shie crept out very softly upon the upper landing. She perceived her cousin, ^Captain Douglas, looking extremely fair and frail and untrust- worthy in a much too gorgeous kimono dressing- gown of embroidered Japanese silk. " I can assure you, my lord," he was saying in a strange high-pitched deUberate voice, " on my word of honour as a soldier, on my word of honour as a soldier, that I know absolutely nothing about it." " Sure it wasn't all imagination, my lord ? " Sir Peter asked with his inevitable infelicity. . A WEEK-END AT SHONTS 49 She decided to lean over the balustrading and ask very quietly and clearly : " Lord Moggeridge, please ! is anything the matter ? " §7 All human beings are egotists, but there is no egotism to compare with the egotism of the very young. Bealby was so much the centre of his world that he was incapable of any interpretation of this shouting and uproar, this smashing of de- canters and firing of pistol shots, except in reference to himself. He supposed it to be a Hue and Cry. He supposed that he was being hunted — ^hunted by a pack of great butlers hounded on by the irreparably injured Thomas. The thought of upstairs gentlefolks passed quite out of his mind. He snatched up a faked Syrian dagger that lay, in the capacity of a paper knife, on the study table, concealed him- self under the chintz valance of a sofa, adjusted its rumpled skirts neatly, and awaited the issue of events. For a time events did not issue. They re- mained talking noisily upon the great staircase. Bealby could not hear what was said, but most of what was said appeared to be flat contra- diction. exaggerated by the cold hght of dawn. A WEEK-END AT SHONTS 59 " Peter," she said, " I'm sure there's some- thing more going on." "Something more going on ? " " Something — shouting and swearing." " You don't mean ? " She nodded. "The Lord Chancellor," she said, in an awe-stricken whisper. " He's at it again. Downstairs in the dining-room." Sir Peter seemed disposed at first to receive this quite passively. Then he flashed into ex- travagant wrath. " I'm damned" he cried, jumping violently out of bed, " if I'm going to stand this ! Not if he was a hundred Lord Chancellors ! He's turning the place into a baUy Ixmatic asylum. Once — one naight excuse. But to start in again. . . . Whafsthat?" They both stood still listening. Faintly ye quite distinctly came the agonized cry of some imperfectly educated person— "'Elp ! " " Here ! Where's my trousers ? " cried Sir Peter. "He's murdering Mergleson. There isn't a moment to lose."j § 10 Until Sir Peter retm-ned Lady Laxton sat quite still just as he had left her on his bed> aghast. She could not even pray. The sun had still to rise ; the room was full 6o BEALBY of that cold weak inky light, light without warmth, knowledge without faith, existence without courage, that creeps in before the day. She waited. ... In such a mood women have waited for massacre. . . . Downstairs a raucous shouting. . . . She thought of her happy childhood upoli the Yorkshire wolds, before the idea of week- end parties had entered her mind. The heather. The Uttle birds. Kind things. A tear ran down her cheek. . . §11 Then Sir Peter stood before her again, alive still, but breathless and greatly ruffled. She put her hands to her heart. She would be brave. " Yes," she said. " Tell me." " He's as mad as a hatter," said Sir Peter. She nodded for more. She knew that. " Has he — killed anyone ? " she whispered. " He looked uncommonly like trying," said Sir Peter. She nodded, her Ups tightly compressed. " Says Douglas will either have to leave the house or he does." " But— Douglas ! " " I know, but he won't hear a word," " But why Douglas ? " A WEEK-END AT SHONTS 6i " I tell you he's as mad as a hatter. Got persecution mania. People tapping and bells ringing under his pillow all night — that sort of idea. . . . And furious. I tell you, — he frightened me. He was awful. He's given Mergleson a black eye. Hit him, you know. With his fist. Caught him in the passage to the priest hole — ^how they got there / don't know — and went for him like a madman." " But what has Douglas done ? " " / don't know. I asked him, but he won't listen. He's just off his head. . . . Says Douglas has got the whole household trying to work a ghost on him. I tell you — ^he's off his nut." Husband and wife looked at each other. . . . " Of course if Douglas didn't mind just going off to oblige me," said Sir Peter at last. . . . " It might calm him," he explained. . . . " You see, it's all so infernally awkward, . . ." " Is he back in his room? " " Yes. Waiting for me to decide about Douglas. Walking up and down." For a httle while their minds remained prostrate and inactive. " I'd been so looking forward to the lunch," she said with a joyless smile. "The county " She could not go on. " You know," said Sir Peter, " one thing, — I'll see to it myself I won't have him have a 62 BEALBY single drop of liquor more. If we have to search his room." " What I shall say to him at breakfast," she said, " I don't know." Sir Peter reflected. "Therfe's no earthly reason why you should be brought into it at all. Yo\ir line is to know nothing about it. Show him you know nothing about it. Ask him — ask him if he's had a good night, . . ." CHAPTER THE THIRD THE WANDERERS NEVER had the gracious eastward face of Shonts looked more beautiful than it did on the morning of the Lord Chancellor's visit. It glowed as translucent as amber Ut by flames, its two towers^ were pillars of pale gold. It looked over its slopes and parapets upon a great valley of mist-barred freshness through which the distant river shone hke a snake of light. The south-west fagade was still in the shadow, and the ivy hung from it darkly greener than the greenest green. The stained- glass windows of the old chapel reflected the sunrise as though lamps were burning inside. Along the terrace a pensive peacock trailed his sheathed isplendours through the dew. Amidst the ivy was a fuss of birds. And .presently there was pushed out from amidst the ivy at the foot of the eastward tower a Uttle brownish buff thing, that seemed as natural there as a squirrel or a rabbit. It was 6i 64 BEALBY a head, — a ruffled human head. It remained still for a moment contemplating the calm spaciousness of terrace and garden and country- side. Then it emerged farther and rotated and surveyed the house above it. Its expression was one of alert ciaution. Its natural freshness and innocence were a little marred by an enormous transverse smudge, a bar-sinister of smut, and the elfin delicacy of the left ear was festooned with a cobweb— probably a genuine antique. It was the face of Bealby. He was considering the advisability of leaving Shonts— for good. Presently his decision was made. His hands and shoulders appeared following his head, and then a dusty but undamaged Bealby was run- ning swiftly towards the corner of the shrubbery. He crouched lest at any moment that pursuing pack of butlers should see hini and give tongue. In another moment he was hidden fronj the house altogether, and rustling his way through a thicket of budding rhododendra. After those dirty passages the morning air was wonderfully sweet — but just a trifle hungry. Grazing deer saw Bealby fly across the park, stared at him for a time with great gentle unintelligent eyes, and went on feeding. They saw him stop ever and again. He was snatching at mushrooms, that he devoured forthwith as he sped on. THE WANDERERS 65 On the edge of the beech-woods he paused and glanced back at Shonts. Then his eyes rested for a moment on the clump of trees through which one saw a scrap of the head gardener's cottage, a bit of the garden wall. . . . A physiognomist might have detected a certain lack of self-confidence in Bealby's eyes. But his spirit was not to be quelled. Slowly, joylessly perhaps, but with a grave determina- tion, he raised his hand in that prehistoric gesture of the hand and face by which youth, feince ever there was youth, has asserted the integrity of its soul against estabUshed and predominant things. " Ketch me ! " said Bealby. §2 Bealby left Shonts about half-pa,st four in the morning. He went westward because he liked the company of his shadow and was amused at first by its vast length. By half -past eight' he had covered ten miles, and he was rather bored by his shadow. He had eaten nine raw mush- rdoms, two < green apples and a quantity of unripe blackberries. None of these things seemed qmte at home in him. And he had dis- covered himself to be wearing sKppers. They were stout carpet shppers, but still they were slippers, — and the road was telling on them. At 5 ' ■ ' 66 BEALBY the ninth mile the left one began to give on the outef seam. He got over a stile into a path that ran through the corner of a wood, and there he met a smell, of fr5dng bacon that turned his very soul to gastric juice. He stopped short and sniffed the air — and the air itself was sizzling. " Oh Krikey," said Bealby, majiifestly to the Spirit of the World. " This is a bit too strong. I wasn't thinking much before." Then he saw something bright yellow and bulky just over the hedge. From this it was that the sound of frying came. He went to the hedge, making no effort to conceal himself. Outside a great yellow caravan with dainty little windows stood a largish dark woman in a deerstalker hat, a short brown skirt, a large white apron and spatterdashes (among other things) frying bacon and potatoes in a frying-pan. She was very red in the face, and the frying-pan wag spitting at her as frying- pans do at a timid cook. ... Quite mechanically Bealby scrambled through the hedge and drew nearer this divine sniell.. The woman scrutinized him for a moment, and then bhnking and averting her face went on with her cookery. Bealby came quite close to her and remained, noting the bits of potato that swam about in THE WANDERERS 67 the pan, the jolly curling of the rashers, the dancing of the bubbles, the hymning splash and spjutter of the happy fat. . . . (If it should ever fall to iny lot to be cooked, may I be fried in potatoes arid butter. May I be fried with potatoes and good butter made from the milk of the cow. God send I am spared boiling; the prison of the pot, the rattling lid, the evil darkness, the greasy water. . . .) " I suppose," said the lady prodding with her fork at the bacon, " I suppose yoili call yourself a Boy/' " Yes, Miss," said Bealby. " Have you ever fried ? " " I could. Miss." " Like this ? " " Better." "Just lay hold of this handle — for it's scorch- ing the skin off my face I am." She seemed to think for a moment and added, " entirely." In silence Bealby grasped that exquisite smell by the handle, he took the fork from her hand and put his hungry eager nose oyer the seething mess. It" wasn't only bacon; there were onions, onions giving it — an edge I It cut to the ^quick of appetite. He could have wept with the intensity of his sensations. ' A voice almost as delicious as the smell came out of the caravan window behind Beialby's hea,d. 68 BEALBY " Ju-dy ! " cried the voice. " Here !— I mean, — it's here I am," said the lady in the deerstalker. " Judy — you didn't take my stockings for your own by any chance ? " The lady in the deerstalker gave way to delighted horror. " Sssh, Mavourneen ! " she cried— she was one of that large class of amiable woihen who are more Irish than they need be — "there's a Boy here!" §3 There was indeed an almost obsequiously industrious and obliging, Boy, An hour later he was no longer a Boy but the Boy, and three friendly women were ' regarding him with a merited approval. He had done the frying, renewed a waning fire with remarkable skill and dispatch, reboiled a neglected kettle in the shortest possible time, laid almost without direction a simple meal, very exactly set out campstools and cleaned the frying-pan marvellously. Hardly had they taken their portions of that appetizing savouriness'^ than he had whipped off with that implement, gone behind the caravan, busied himself there, and returned with the pan — ghttering bright. Himself if possible brighter. One cheek indeed shone with an animated glow. THE WANDERERS 69 "But wasn't there some of the bacon and stuff left ? " asked the lady in the deerstalker. " I didn't think it was wanted, Miss," said Bealby. " So I cleared it up," He met understanding in her eye. He questioned her expression. " Mayn't I wash up for you. Miss ? " he asked to reheve the tension. He washed up, swiftly and cleanly. He had never been able to wash up to Mr, Mergleson's satisfaction before, but now he did everything Mr. Mergleson had ever told him. He asked where to put the things away and he put them away. Then he asked poMtely if there was any- thing else; he could do for them. Questioned, he said he Mked doing things. " You haven't," said the lady in the deerstalker, "a taste for cleaning boots ? " Bealby declared he had. " Surely," said a voice that Bealby adored, " 'tis an angel from heaven." , \ He had a taste for cleaning boots ! This was an extraordinary thipg for Bealby to say. But a: great change had come to him in the last half- hour. He was violently anxious to do things, any sort of things, servile things, for a par- ticular person. He was in love. The owner of the beautiful voice had come out of the caravan, she had stood for a moment in the doorway before descending the steps to the 70 BeALBy ground and the soul of Bealby had bowed down before her in instant submission. Never had he seen anything so lovely. Her straight slender body was sheathed in blue ; fair hair a little tinged with red poured gloriously back from her broad forehead, and she had the sweetest eyes in the world. One hand lifted her dress from her feet ; the other rested on the lintel of the caravan door. She looked at him and smiled, So fdr two years she had looked and smiled across the footlights to the Bealby in mankind. She had smiled now on her entrance out of habit. She took the effect upon Bealby as a foregone conclusion. Then she had looked to make sure that everything was ready before she descended. " How good it smells, Judy ! " she had said. "I've had a helper," said the woman who wore spats. That time the blue-eyed lady had smiled at him quite definitely. . . . The third member of the party had appeared unobserved; the irradiations of the beautiful lady had obscured her. Bealby discovered her about. She was bareheaded ; she wore a simple grey dress with a Norfolk jacket, and she had a pretty, clear white profile under black hair. She answered to the name of " Winnie." The beautiful lady was Madeleine. They made THE WANDERERS 71 little obscure jokes with each other and praised the morning ardently. " This is the best place of all," said Madeleine. *•' All night," said Winnie,^ " not a single mosquito." None of these three ladies made any attempt to conceal the sincerity of their hunger or their appreciation of Bealby's assistance. How good a thing is appreciation ! Here he was doing with joy and pride and an eager excellence, the very services he had done so badly* under the cuffings of Mergleson and Thomas. . . . §4 And now Bealby, having been regarded with approval for some moments and discussed in tantalizing undertones, was called upon to ex- plain himself; " Boy," said the lady in the deerstalker, who was evidently th0 leader and still more evidently the spokeswoman of the party, "come here." . , " Yes, Miss." He put down the boot he was cleaning on the caravan step. " In the first place, know by these presents, I am a married woman." ^. "Yes, Miss." " And Miss is not a seemly mode of address for me," "No,, Miss. I raean-^ — " Bealby hung 72 BEALBY for a moirient and by the happiest of accidents, a scrap of his instruction at Shonts came up in his mind. " No," he said, " your— ladyship;" A great light shone on the spokeswoman's face. "Not yet, my child," she said, "not yet. He hasn't done his duty by me. I am — a simple Mum." Bealby was intelligently silent. "Say— Yes, Mum." " Yes, Mum/' said Bealby, and everybody laughed very agreeably. " And now," said the lady, taking pleasure in her words, "know by these piresents By the bye, what is your name ? " Bealby scarcely hesitated. " Dick Mal- travers. Mum," he said and almost added, " The Dauntless Daredevil of the Diamond- fields Horse," which was the second title. " Dick win do," said the lady who was called Judy, and added suddenly and very amusiiigly : " You may keep the rest." (These were the sort of people Bealby liked. The right sort.) "Well, Dick, we want to know, have you ever been in service ? " It was sudden. But Bealby was equal to it. "Only for a day or two, Miss — I mean, Mum, — ^just to be useful." " Were you useful ? " Bealby tried to think whether he had been, THE WANDERERS 73 and could recall nothing but the face of Thomas vdth. the fork hanging from it. "I did my best, Mum/' he said impartially. " And all that is over ? " " Yes, Mum." "And you're at home again and out of employment ? " "Yes, Mum." " Do you live near here ? " " No — ^leastways, not very far," "With your father?" "Stepfather, Mum. I'm a Noi-fan." " Well, how would you like to come with us for a few days and help with things ? Seven- and-sixpence a week." Bealby's face was eloquent. " Would your stepfather object ? " Bealby considered. " I don't think he would," he said. " You'd better go round and ask him." " I — suppose-— yes," he said. " And get a few things." " Things, Mum ? " " Collars and things. You needn't bring a great box for such a little while." ! " Yes, Mum. . . ." He hovered rather undecidedly. " Better run along now. Our man and horse will be coming presently. We shan't be able to wait for you long. . . ." 74 BEALBY Bealby assumed a sudden briskness and departed. At the gate of the field he hesitated almost imperceptibly and then directed his face to the Sabbath stillness of the viUage. Perplexity corrugated his features. The step- father's permission presented no difficulties, but it was more difficult about the luggage. A voice called after him. " Yes, Mum ? " he said attentive and hope- ful. .Perhaps — somehow — ^they wouldn't want luggage. " You'll watit boots. You'll have to walk by the caravan, you know. You'll want some good stout boots." "All right. Mum," he said with a sorrowful break in his voice. He waited a few moments but nothing more came. He went on— very slowly. He had forgotten about the boots. That defeated him. ... It is hard to be refused admission to Paradise for the want of a hand-bag and a pair of walking boots. ... §5 Bealby was by no means certain that he was going back to that caravan. He wanted to do so quite painfully, but He'd just look a fool going back without boots and — ^nothing on earth would reconcile THE WANDERERS 75 him to the idea of looking a fool in the eyes of that beautiful woman in blue. ' " Dick," he whispered to himself despondently, " Daredevil Dick ! " (A more miserable- looking face you never set eyes on.) " It's aJl up with your little schemes, Dick my boy. You must get a bag — and nothing on earth will get you a bag." He paid little heed to the village through which he wandered. He knew there were no bags there. Chance rather than any volition of his own guided him down a side path that led to the nearly dry bed of a little rivulet, and there he sat dpwn on some weedy grass under a group of willows. It was an untidy place that needed aU the sunshine of the morning to be tolerable ; one of those places where stinging nettles take heart and people throw old kettles, broken gallipots, jaded gravel, grass cuttings, rusty rubbish, old boots For a time Bealby^s eyes rested on the objects with an entire lack of interest. Then he was reminded of his not so very remote childhood when he had found an old boot and made it into a castle. . . . Presently hfe ,got up aiid walked across to the rubbish heap and surveyed its treasures with a qu'ickened intelligence. He picked up a widowed boot and weighed it in his hand. ; 76 BEALBY He dropped it abruptly, turned about and hurried back into the village. street. He had ideas, two ideas, one for the luggage and one for the boots. ... If only he could manage it. Hope beat his great pinions in the heart of Bealby. Sunday ! The shops were shut. Yes, that was a fresh obstacle. He'd forgotten that. The public-house stood bashfully open, the shy uninviting openness of Sunday morning before closing time, but public - houses alas ! at all hours are forbidden to little boys. And besides he wasn't likely to get what he wanted in a public-house ; he wanted a shop, a general shop. And here before him was the general shop — and its door ajar! His desire carried him over the threshold. The Sabbatical shutters made the place dark and cool, and the smell of bacon and cheese and chandleries, the very spirit of grocery, calm and unhurried, was cool and Sabbatical too, as if it sat there for the day in its best clothes. And a pleasant woman was talking over the counter to a thin amd worried one who carried a bundle. Their intercourse had a flavour of emergency and they both stopped abruptly at the appear- ance of Bealby. His desire, his craving was now so great that it bad altogether subdued the natural wiriness of his appearance. He looked meek, he looked THE WANDERERS 77 good, he was svyimming in propitiation E^nd tender with respect. He produced an effect of being much smaller. He had got nice eyes. His movements were refined and his manners perfect. " Not doing business to-day, my boy," said the pleasant woman. " Oh, plmse 'm," he said from his heart. "Sunday, you know." " Oh, please 'm. If you could just give me a nold sheet of paper 'm, please." "What for ? " asked the pleasant woman. " Just to wrap something up 'm." She reflected and natural goodness had its way with her. " A nice big bit ? " said the woman. " Please 'm." " Would you Uke it brown ? " " Oh, please 'm." " And you got some string ? " "Only cottony stuff," said Bealby, disem- bowelling a trouser pocket. " Wiv knots. But I dessay I can manage." " You'd better have a bit of good string with it, my dear," said the pleasant woman* whose generosity was now fairly on the run, " Then you can do your parcel up nice and tidy. . . ." 78 BEALBY §6 The white horse was already in the shafts of the caravan and William, a deaf and clumsy man of uncertain age and a vast sharp noseiness, was lifting in the basket of breakfast gear and grumbling in undertones at the wickedness ^and unfairness of travelling on Sunday, when Bealby returned to gladden three waiting women. " Ah ! " said the inconspicuous lady, " I knew he'd come." " Look at his poor little precious parsivel," said the actress. Regarded as luggage it was rather pitiful, a knobby, brown paper parcel about the size — to be perfectly frank — of a tin can, two old boots and some grass, very carefully folded and tied up, — and carried gingerly. " But " the lady in the deerstalker began and then paused. " Dick," she said, as he came nearer, " Where's your boots ? " " Oh, please. Mum," said the dauntless one, "they was away being mended. My step- father thought perhaps you wouldn't mind if I didn't have boots. He said perhaps I might be able to get some more boots out of my salary. ..." The lady in the deerstalker looked alarmingly THE WANDERERS 79 uncertain and Bealby controlled infinite dis- tresses. " Haven't you got a mother, Dick ? " asked the beautiful voice suddenly. Its owner abounded in such spasmodic curiosities. " She — last year . i ." Matricide is a pain- ful business at any time. And just as you see, in spite of every effort you have made, the i oiliest lark in the world slipping out of your reach. And the sweet voice so sorry for him ! So sorry ! Bealby suddenly veiled his face with his elbow and gave way to honourable A simultaneous desire to make him happy, help him to forget his loss, possessed three women. ... " That'll be all right, Dick," said the lady in ■ the deerstalker patting his shoulder. " We'll get you some boots to-morrow. A.nd to-day you must sit up beside Wilham and spare your feet. You'll have to go to the inns with him. ..." "It's wonderful, the elasticity of youth," ^id the inconspicuous l£|,dy,five minutes later. "To see that boy now,,. you'd never imagine he'd had a sorrow in the world." " Now get up there," said the lady who was the leader. " We shall walk across the fields and join you later. You understand where you are to wait for us, William ? " 8o BEALBY She came nearer and shouted, " You under- stand, WiUiam ? " William nodded ambiguously. " 'Ent a Vool," he said. The ladies departed. " You'll be aU right, Dick," cried the actress kindly. He sat up where he had been put, trying to look as Orphan Dick as possible after all that had occurred. " Do you know the wind on the heath — have you lived the Gypsy life ? Have you spoken, waaiderers yourselves, with ' Romany chi and Romany chal ' on the wind-swept moors at home or abroad? Have you tramped the broad highways, and, at close of day, pitched your tent near a running stream and cooked your supper by starUght over a fire of pine- wood ? Do you know the dreamless sleep of the wanderer at peace with himself and all the world?" For most of us the answer to these questibns of the Amateur Camping Club is in the negative. Yet every year the call of the road, the Bor- rovian glamour, draws away a certain small number of the imaginative from. the grosser comforts of a complex civilization, takes them out into tents and caravans and intimate com- munion with Nature and, incidentally, with THE WANDERERS ' 8i various ingenious appliances designed to meet the needs of cooking in a breeze. It is an adventure to which high spirits and great expectations must be brought, it is an ex- perience in proximity which few friendships survive — and altogether very great fun. The life of breezy freedom resolves itself in practice chiefly into wafehing up and an anxious search for permission to camp. One learns how rich and fruitful our world can be in bystanders, and how easy it is to forget essential groceries. ... The heart of the joy of it lies in its perfect detachment. There you are in the morning sunhght under the trees that overhang the road going whither you will. Everjdihing you need you have. Your van creaks along at your side. You are outside inns, outside houses, a home, a community, an impermm in imperio. At any moment you may draw out of the trafiic upon the wayside grass and say, " Here — until the owner catches us at it — ^is home ! " At any time — ^subject to the complaisance of WiUiam and your being able to find him — you may inspan and -go onward. The world is all before you. You taste the complete fet leisurely insouciance of the snail. And two of those three ladies had other satisfactions to supplement their pleasures. They both adored Madeleine Philips. She was 6 82 BEALBY not only perfectly sweet and lovely but she was known to be so ; she had that most potent charm for women, prestige. They had got her all to themselves. They could show now how false is the old idea that there is no friend- ship nor conversation among women. They were full of wit and pretty things for one another and snatches of song in between. And they were free too from their " menfolk." They were doing without them. Dr. Bowles, the husband of the lady in the deerstalker, was away in Ireland, and Mr. Geedge, the lord of the inconspicuous woman, was golfing at Sandwich. And Madeleine Philips, it was understood, was only too glad to shake herself free from the crowd of admirers that hovered about her like wasps about honey. . . . Yet after three days each one had thoughts about the need of helpfulness and more par- ticularly about washing-up, that were better left unspoken, that were indeed conspicuously' unspoken beneath their merry give and take, like a black and silent river flowing beneath a bridge of ivory. And each of them had a curious feeling in the midst of all this fresh free behaviour, as though the others were not listening sufficiently, as though something of the effect of them was being wasted. Made- leine's smiles became rarer; at times she was almost impassive, and Judy preserved nearly THE WANDERERS S3 all her wit and verbal fireworks for the times when they passed through villages. . . . Mrs. Geedge was less visibly affected. She had thoughts of writing a book about it all, telling in the gayest, most provocative way, fuU of the quietest quaintest humour, just how jolly they had been. Menfolk would read it. This kept a little thin smile upon her lips. . . . As an audience William was tough stuff. He pretended deafness ; he never looked. He did not want to look. He seemed always to be holding his nose in front of his face to pre- vent his observation — as men pray into their hats at church. But once Judy Bowles over- heard a phrase or so in his private soliloquy. " Pack o' winimin," WiUiam was saying. " Dratted petticoats. -Dang 'em. That's what I say to 'um. Dang 'em ! " As a matter of fact, he just fell short of saying it to them. But his manner said it. . . . You begin to see how acceptable an addition was young Bealby ta this company. He was not only helpful, immensely helpful, in things material, a vigorous and at first a careful washer-up, an energetic boot-polisher, a most serviceable cleaner and tidier of things, but he was also behef and support. Undisguisedly he thought the caravan the loveliest thing going, and its three mistresses the most wond.er- ful ,of people. His alert eyes followed them 84 BEALBY about full of an unstinted admiration and interest, he pricked his ears when Judy opened her mouth, he handed things to Mrs. Geedge. He made no secret about Madeleine. When she spoke to him, he lost his breath, he reddened and was embarrassed. ... They went across the fields saying that he was the luckiest of finds. It was fortunate his people had been so ready to spare him. Judy said boys were a race very cruelly maligned ; see how willing he was ! Mrs. Geedge said there was Something elfin about Bealby's little face ; Madeleine smiled at the thought of his quaint artlessness. She knew quite clearly that he'd die for her. . . . § 8 There was a little pause as the ladies moved away. Then William spat and spoke in a note of irrational bitterness. " Brasted Voolery," said William and then loudly and fiercely, " Cam up y' ode Runt you." At these words the white horse started into a convulsive irregular redistribution of its feet, the caravan strained and quivered into motion and Bealby's wanderings as a caravanner began. For a time William spoke no more and THE WANDERERS 85 Bealby scarcely regarded him. The light of strange fortunes and deep enthusiasm was in Bealby 's eyes. . . . "One Thing," said William, "they don't 'ave the Sense to lock an37think up — ^What- ever." Bealby's attention was recalled to the exist- ence of his companion. William's face was one of those faces that give one at first the impression of a solitary and very conceited nose. The other features are entirely subordinated to that salient effect. One sees them later. His eyes were small and uneven, his mouth apparently toothless, thin- lipped and crumpled, with the upper lip falling over /the other in a manner suggestive of a meagre firmness mixed with appetite. When he spoke he made a faint slobbering sound. " Everyfink," he said, " behind there." ' He became confidential. "I been in there. I larked about wiv their Fings." " They got some choc'late," he said, lusci- ously. " Oo Fine ! " " All sorts of Fings." He did not seem to expect any reply from Bealby. " We going far before we meet 'em ? " asked Bealby. William's deafness became apparent. His mind was preoccupied by other ideas. 86 BEALBY One wicked eye came close to Bealby's face. " We going to 'ave a bit of choC'late," he said in a wet desirous voice. He pointed his thumb over his shoulder at the door. " You get it," said WiUiam with reassuring nods and the mouth much pursed and very oblique. Bealby shook his head. " It's in a little dror,- under 'er place where she sleeps," Bealby's head-shake became more emphatic. " Yus, I tell you," said William. " No," said Bealby. " Choc'late I tell you," said William and ran the tongue of appetite round the rim of his toothless mouth. " Don't want choc'late," said Bealby, think- ing of a large lump of it. "G6 on," said William. " Nobody won't see you. . . ." " Go it ! " said William. . . . " You're afraid," said William. ... "Here", I'll go," said William, losing self- control. " You just 'old these reins." Bealby took the reins. William got up and opened the door of the caravan. Then Bealby reaUzed his moral responsibiUty — and, leaving the reins, clutched WiUiam firmly by his baggy nether garments. They were elderly gar- ments, much sat upon. " Don't be a Vool," THE WANDERERS 87 said William, struggling. " Leago my slack." Something partially gave way and William's head came round to deal with Bealby. " What you mean puUin' my does orf me ? " "That," — he investigated. "Take me a Nour to sew up." " I ain't going to steal," shouted Bealby into the ear of William. " Nobody arst you to steal " "Nor you neither," said Bealby. The caravan bumped heavily against a low garden wall, skidded a little and came to rest. William sat down, suddenly. The wliite horse after a period of confusion with its legs, tried the flavour of some overhanging lilac branches and was content. " Gimme those reins," said WiUiam. " You be the Brastedest Young Vool. . . ." " Sittin' 'ere," said William presently, " chewin' our teeth, when we might be eatin' choc'late. ..." " I 'ent got no use for you" said William, " blowed if I 'ave. . . ." Then the thought of his injuries returned to him. " I'd make you sew 'em up yourself, darned if I woun't— on'y you'd go running the brasted needle into me. . . . Nour's work there is — 88 BEALBY by the feel of it, . . . Mor'n nour. . . . Gooddbe done, too. ... All I got. . . ." " I'll give you Sumpfin you little Beace 'fore I done wi' you." " I wouldn't steal 'er choc'lates," said young Bealby, " Not if I was starving." " Eh ? " shouted WiUiam. " Steal ! " shouted Bealby. " I'll steal ye, 'fore I done with ye," said, WiUiam. " Tearin' my does forme. ... Oh! Cam up y'old Runt. We don't want you to stop and lissen. Cam 'Up I teU you ! " §9 . They found the ladies rather, it seemed, by accident than design, waiting upon a sandy common rich with purple heather and bordered by woods of fir and spruce. They had been waiting some time and it was clear that the sight of the yeUow caravan reheved an accumu- lated anxiety. Bealby rejoiced to see them. His soul glowed with the pride of chocolate resisted and William overcome. He resolved to distinguish himself over the preparation of the midday meal. It was a pleasant little island of green they chose for their midday pitch, a little patch of emerald turf amidst the purple, a patch already doomed to removal, as a bare pblong and ja pile of roUed-up turves witnessed. THE WANDERERS 89 This pile and a little bank of heather and bramble pronaised shelter from the breeze, and down the hill a hundred yards away was a spring and a built-up pool. This spot lay perhaps fifty yards away from the high road and one reached it along a rutty track which had been made by the turf cutters. And overhead was the glorious sky of an English summer, with great clouds like sunlit, white- sailed ships, the Constable sky. The white horse was hobbled and turned out to pasture among the heather, and WiUiam was setit off to get congenial provender at the nearest public-house. " William ! " shouted Mrs. Bowles as he departed, shouting confidentially into his ear, " Get your clothes mended ! " " Eh ? " said William. " Mend your clothes." " Yah ! 'E did that," said William viciously with a • movement of ~ self -protection and so went. Nobody watched him go. Almost sternly they set to work upon the luncheon preparation as William receded. "William," Mrs. Bowles remarked, as she bustled with the patent cooker, putting it up wrong way round so that afterwards it collapsed, "William — takes offence. Sometimes I think he takes oi^ence almost too often. . . . Did you have any difficulty with him, Dick ? " go BEALBY " It wasn't anything, Miss,"saidBealby meekly. Bealby was wonderful with the firelighting, and except that he cracked a plate in warming it, quite admirable as a cook. He burnt his fingers twice — and liked doing it ; he ate his portion with instinctive modesty on the other side of the caravan, and he washed up as Mr. Mergleson had always instructed him to do. Mrs. Bowles showed him how to clean knives and forks by sticking them into the turf. A little to his surprise these ladies lit and smoked cigarettes. They ^t about and talked per- plexingly. Clever stuff. Then he had to get water from the neighbouring brook and boil the kettle for an early tea. Madeleine produced a pharmingly bound little book and read in it, the other twp professed themselves anxious for the view from a neighbouring hill. They pro- duced their sensible spiked Swiss walking-sticks such as one does not see in England ; they seemed full of energy. " You go," Madeleine had said, " while I and Dick stay here and make tea. I've walked enough to-day. ..." So Bealby, happy to the pitch of ecstasy, first explored the wonderful interior of the caravan, there was a dresser, a stove, let-down chairs and tables and aU manner of things, and then nursed the kettle to the singing stage on the patent cooker while the beautiful lady re- clined close at hand on a rug. THE WANDERERS 91 "Dick! "she said. - He had forgotten he was Dick. "Dick!" He remembered his personality with a start. " Yes, Miss ! " He knelt up, with a handful of twigs in his hand and regarded heir. " Well, Dick," she said. He remained flushed adoration. There was a little pause and the lady smiled at him an unaffected smile. " What are you going to be, Dick, when you grow up ? " " I don't know, Miss. I've wondered." " What would you like to be ? " "Something abroad. Something — so that you could see things." " A soldier ? " " Or a sailor. Miss." " A sailor sees nothing but the sea." " I'd rather be a sailor than a common soldier, Miss." " You'd like to be an officer ? " " Yes, Miss— only " " One of my very best friends is an officer," she said, a little irrelevantly it seemed to Bealby. " I'd -be a Norficer like a ^hot," said Bealby, " if I 'ad 'arf a chance, Miss." " Officers nowadays," she said, " have to be very brave, able men." 92 BEALBY " I know, Miss," said Bealby modestly. The fire required attention fpr a little while. ... The lady turned over on her elbow. " What do you think you are likely to be, Dick ? " she asked. He didn't know. " What sort of man is your stepfather ? " Bealby looked at her. " He isn't much," he said. " What is he ? " Bealby hadn't the slightest intention of being the son of a gardener. " 'E's a law- writer." "What! in that village." " 'E 'as to stay there for 'is 'ealth. Miss," he said. " Every summer. 'Is 'ealth is very pre-precocious. Miss. ..." He fed his fire with a few judiciously ad- ministered twigs. " What was your own father, Dick ? " With that she opened a secret door in Bealby 's imagination. All stepchildren have those dreams. With him they were so fre- quent and vivid that they had long since become a kind of second truth. He coloured a little and answered with scarcely an interval for refiectioh. " 'E passed as Mal-travers," he said. " Wasn't that his name ? " " I don't rightly know, Miss. There was THE WANDERERS 93 always something kep* from me. My mother used to say, ' Artie,' she used to say : ' there's things that some day you. must know, things that concern you. Things about your farver. But poor as we are now and struggling. . . . Not yet. . . . Some day you shall know truly — who you are.' That was 'ow she said it. Miss." " And she died before she told you ? " He had almost forgotten that he had killed his mother that very morning. " Yes, miss," he said. She smiled at him and something in her smile made him blush hotly. For a moment he could have believed she understood. And indeed she did understand and it amused her to find this boy doing what she herself had done at times, what indeed she felt it was still in her to do. She felt that most delicate of sympathies, the sympathy of one rather over- imaginative person for another. But her next question dispelled his doubt of her though it left him red and hot. She asked it with a con- vincing simplicity. " Have you any idea, Dick, have you any gtiess or suspicion, I mean, who it is you really are ? " " I wish I had. Miss," he said. " I suppose it doesn't matter, really— but one can't help wondering. . . ." How often he had wondered in his lonely 94 JBEALBY wanderings through that dear city of day- dreams where all the people one knows look out of windows as one passes and the roads are paved with pride ! How often had he decided and changed and decided again I § 10 Now suddenly a realization of intrusion shattered this conversation. A third person stood over the Httle encampment, smiling, mysteriously and waving a cleek in a slow hieratic manner through the air. " De licious KU' corn '," said the newcomer in tones of benediction. He met their inquiring eyes with a luxurious smile, "Licious," he said, and remained sway- ing insecurely and failing to express some im- perfectly apprehended deep meaning by short pecuUar movements of the cleek. He was obviously a golfer astray from some adjacent course — and he had lunched. *' Mighty Join you," he said, and then very distinctly in a full large voice, " Miss Malleleine Philps." There are the penalties of a pubUc and popular life. " He's dnmk," the lady whispered. " Get him to go away, Dick. I can't endure drunken men." She stood up and Bealby stood up. He THE WANDERERS 95 advanced in front of her, slowly, with his nose in the air. extraordinarily like, a small terrier smelling at a strange dog. " I said Mighty Join-you," the golfer re- peated. His voice was richly excessive. He was a big heavy man with a short-cropped motistache, a great deal of neck and dewlap and a solemn expression. " Prup. Be'r. Introzuze m'self," he re- marked. He tried to indicate himself by waving his hand towards himself but finally abandoned the attempt as impossible. " Ma' Goo' Soch'l Poshishun," he said. Bealby had a disconcerting sense of retreat- ing footsteps b'ehind him. He glanced over his shotilder and saw Miss Philips standing at the foot of the steps that led up to the fastnesses of the caravan. " Dick," she cried with a sharp note of alarm in her voice, "get rid of that man." A moment after Bealby heard the door shut and a sound of a key in its lock. He concealed his true feelings by putting his arms akimbo, sticking his legs wider apart and contemplating the task before him with his head a little on one side. He was upheld by the thought that the yellow caravan had a window looking upon him. . . , The newcomer seemed toi consider the ceremony of introduction completed. " I 96 BEALBY done care for goff," he said, almost vain- gloriously. He waved his cleek to express his preference. " Natua," he said with a satisfaction that bordered on fatuity. He prepared to come down from the little turfy crest on which he stood to the encamp- ment. " 'Ere ! " said Bealby. " This is Private." The golfer indicated by solemn movements of the cleek that this was understood but that other considerations overrode it. " You^ — You got to go !" cried Bealby in a breathless squeak. " You get out of here." The golfer waved an arm as who should say, " You do not understand but I forgive you," and continued to advance towards the fire. And then Bealby, at the end of his tact, com- menced hostilities. He did -so because he felt he had to do something and he did not know what else to do. " Wan' - nothin' but frenly conversation sushus custm'ry webred peel," the golfer was saying, and then a large fragment of turf hit him in the neck, btust all about him and stopped him abruptly. He remained for some lengthy moments too astonished for words. He was not only greatly surprised but he chose to appear even more THE WANDERERS 97 surprised than he was. In spite of the brown- black mould upon his cheek and brow and a sUght displacement of his cap, he achieved a sort of dignity. He came slowly to a fdcus upon Bealby, who stood by the turf pile grasp- ing a second missile. The cleek was extended, sceptre wise. "Replace the— Divot." "You go orf," said Bealby. " I'U chuck it if you don't. I tell you fair." " Replace the — DlvoT," roared the golfer again in a voice of extraordinary power. " You — you go ! " said Bealby. " Am I t'ask you. Third time. Reshpect — Roos. . . , Replace the Divot." It struck him fuUy in the face. He seemed to emerge through the mould. He was blinking but still dignified. " Tha' — was intentional," he said. He seemed to gather himself together. . . . Then suddenly and with a surprising nimble- ness he discharged himself at Bealby. He came with astonishing swiftness. He got within a foot of him. WeU it was for Bealby that he had learnt to dodge in the village playground. He went down under the golfer's arm and away round the end of the stack; and the golfer with his force spent in concussion remained for a time clinging to the turf pile and apparently trying to remember how he got 7 98 BEALiJY there. Then he was reminded of recent occur- rences by a shrill small voice from the other side of the stack. " You gow away ! " said the voice. " Can't you see you're annoying a lady ? You gow away." " Nowish — 'noy anyone. Pease wall wirl." But this was subterfuge. He meant to catch that boy. Suddenly and rather brilliantly he turned the flank of the. turf pile, and only a couple of loose turfs at the foot of the heap upset his calculations. He found himself on all fours on ground from which it was difficult to rise. But he did not lose heart. " Boy — hie — scow," he said, and became for a second rush a nimble quadruped. Again he got quite astonishingly near to Bealby, and then in an instant was on his feet and running across the encampment after him. He succeeded in kicking over the kettle and the patent cooker without any injury to him- self or loss of pace, and succunxbed only to the sharp turn behind the end of the caravan and the steps. He hadn't somehow thought of the steps. So he went down rather heavily. But now the spirit of a fine man was roused. Re- gardless of the scream from inside that had followed his collapse, he was up and in pursuit, almost instantly. Bealby only escaped the THE WANDERERS 99 swiftness of his rush by jumping the shafts and going away across the front of the caravan to the turf pile again. The golfer tried to jump the shafts too, but he was not equal to that. He did in a manner jump. But it was almost as. much diving as jumping. And there was something in it almost like the curveting of a Great Horse. ... When Bealby turned at the crash, the golfer was already on all fours again and trying very busily to crawl out between the shaft and the front wheel. He would have been more successful in doing this if he had not begun by putting his arm through the wheel. As it was he Was trying to do too much ; he was trying to crawl out at two points at once and getting very rapidly annoyed at his inability to do so. The caravan was shifting slowly forward. . . . It was manifest to Bealby that getting this man to go was likely to be a much more lengthy business than he had supposed. He surveyed the situation for a moment and then realizing the entanglement of his opponent, he seized a camp-stool by one leg, went round by the steps and attacked the prostrate enemy from the rear with effectual but inconclusive fury. He hammered. ... " Steady on, young man," said a voice and he 100 BEALBY was seized from behind. He turned — ^to dis- cover himself in the grip of a second golfer. . . . Another! Bealby fought in a fury of fear. . . , He bit an arm — ^rather too tweedy tq feel much — and got in a couple of shinners— alas I that they were only slippered shinners ! — ^before he was overpowered. ... A cufEedj crumpled, disarmed . and panting Bealby found himself watching the careful extraction of the first golfer from the front wheel. Two friends assisted that gentleman with a reproachful gentleness, and his repeated statements that he was all right seemed to reassure, them greatly. Altogether there were now four golfers in the field, counting the pioneer. " He was after this devU of a boy," said the one who held Bealby. " Yes, but how did he get here ? " asked a second friend. " Feel better now ? " said the third, helping the first comer to his uncertain feet. " Let me have your cleek o' man. . . . You won't want your cleek. " Across the heather, lifting their heads a little, came Mrs. Bowles and Mrs. Geedge returning from their walk. They were wondering who- ever tlieir visitors could be. And then like music after a dispute came Madeleine Philips, a beautiful blue-robed thing, THE WANDERERS loi coming slowly with a kind of wonder on her face, out of the caravan and down the steps. Instinctively everybody turned, to her. The drunkard with a gesture released himself from his supporter and stood erect. His cap was replaced upon him — obliquely. His deek had been secured. "I heard a noise," said Madeleine lifting hei: pretty chin and speaking in her sweetest tones. She looked her inquiries. . . . She surveyed the three sober men with a practised eye. She chose the tefllest, a fair, serious-looking young man standing con- veniently at the drunkard's elbow. "Will you please take your friend away?" she said, indicating the offender with her beautiful white hand. " Simly," he said in a slightly subdued voice. " Simly coring." vEverybody tried for a moment to under- stand him. " Look herCj old man, you've got no business here," said the fair young man. " You'd better come back to the Club-house ." The drunken man stuck to his statement. " Simly coring," he said a little louder. " I think," said a little bright-eyed man with a very cheerful yellow Vest, " I think he's apologizing. I hofe so." 10^ BEALBY The drunken man nodded his head. That among other matters. The tall young man took his arm but he insisted on his point. " Simly coring," he said with emphasis. " If — ^if — donewan' me to cor. Notome. Nottot. . . . Mean- say. Nottot tat-tome. Nottot ome. Orny way — sayin' not- ome. No wish 'trude. No wish 'all." " Well then, you see, you'd better come away." " I ars' you— are you tome? Miss — Miss Pips." He appealed to Miss Philips. " If you'd answer him " said the tall young man. " No, sir," she said with great dignity and the pretty chin higher than ever. " I am not at home." " Nuthin' more t'say then," said the drunken man, and with a sudden stoicism he turned away. " Come," he said, submitting to support. " Simly orny arfnoon cor," he said generally and permitted himself to be led off. " Orny frenly cor. ..." For some time he was audible as he receded explaining in a rather condescending voice, the extreme social correctness of his behaviour. Just for a moment or so there was a slight tussle, due to his desire to return and leave cards. . . . He was afterwards seen to be distributing a THE WANDERERS 103 small handful of visiting cards amidst the heather with his free arm, rather in the manner of a paper chase^^— but much more gracefully. . . . Then decently and in order he was taken out of sight. . . . § II Bealby had been unostentatiously released by his captor as soon as Miss Philips appeared, and the two remaining golfers now addressed themselves to the three Ladies in regret and explanation. The man who had held Bealby was an aquiline grey-clad person with a cascade mous- tache and wrinkled eyes 9.nd for some obscure reason he seemed to be amused ; the little man in the yeUow vest however was quite earnest and serious enough to make up for him. He was one of those httle fresh-coloured men whose faces stick forward opejily. He had open pro- jecting eyes, an open mouth, his cheeks were frank to the pitch of ostentation, his cap was thrust bjack from his exceptionally open fore- 1ieg.d. He had a chest and a stomach. These, too, he held out. He would have held out anything. His legs leant forward from the feet. ItWas evidently impossible for a man of his nature to be anything but clean shaved. , . . " Our fault entirely," he said. " Ought to 104 BEALBY have looked after him. Can't say how sorry and ashamed we are. Can't say how sorry we are he caused you any inconvenience." " Of course," said Mrs. Bowles, " our boy- servant ought not to have pelted him." ^ "He didn't exactly ^e^^-him, dear," said^ Madeleine. . . .. " Well, anyhow our friend ought not to have been off his chain. It was our affair to look after him and we didn't, . . ." ." You see," the open young man went on, with the air of lucid explanation, " he's our worst player. And he got round iii a hun- dred and twenty-seven. And beat — somebody.- And— it's upset him. It's not a bit of good disguising that we've been letting him drink. ... We have. To begin with we encouraged him. . . , We oughtn't to have let hini go,. But we thought a walk alone naight do him good.. And some of us were a bit'off him. Fed up rather. You see he'd been singing. Would go on singing. ..." He went on to propitiations. "Anything the club can do to show how we regret. ... If you would hke to pitch later on in our rough beyond the pinewoods. . . . You'd find it safe and secluded. . .". Custodian — most civil man. Get you water or anything you wanted. Es- pecially after all that has happened. ..." Bealby took no further part in these con- THE WANDERERS 105 eluding politenesses. He had a curious feeling in his mind that perhaps he had not managed this affair quite so well as he might have done. He ought to have been more tactful Uke, more persuasive. He was a fool to have started chucking, . . . Well, well. He picked up the overturned kettle and went off down the hill to get water, . , . What had she thought of him ? , , . In the meantime one can at least bo il kettles. § 12 One consequence of this little incident of the rejoicing golfer was that the three ladies were no I6nger content to dismiss William and Bealby at nightfall and sleep unprotected in the caravan. And this time their pitch was a lonely one with only the golf club-house within call. They were inclined even to distrust the golf club. So it was decided, to his great satis- faction, that Bealby should have a certain sleeping sack Mrs, Bowles had brought with her and that he should sleep therein between the wheels. This sleeping sack was to have been a great feattire of the expedition, but when it came to the test Judy could not use it. She had not anticipated that feeling of extreme publicity the open air gives one at first. It was like io6 BEALBY having all the world in one's bedroom. Every night she had relapsed into the caravan. Bealby did not mind what they did with him so long as it meant sleeping. He had had a long day of it. He undressed sketchily and wriggled into the nice woolly bag and lay for a moment listening to the soft bumpings that were going on overhead. She was there. He had the instinctive confidence of our sex in women, and here were three of them. He had a vague idea of getting out of his bag again and kissing the underside of the van that held this dear beautiful creature. . . . He didn't. ... Such a lot of things had happened that day — and the day before. He had been going without intermission, it seemed now for endless hours; He thought of trees, roads, dew-wet grass, frying-pans, pursuing packs of gigantic butlers hopelessly at fault, — no doubt they were hunting ' now, — chinks and crannies, tactless missiles flyiiig, bursting, missiles it was vain to recall. He stared for a few seconds through the wheel spokes at the dancing, crackUng fire of pine- cones which it had been his last duty to re- plenish, stared and blinked much as a little dog might do, and then he had shpped away alto- gether into the world of dreams. ... THE WANDERERS 107 § 13 .. In the morning he was extraordinarily hard to wake. . . . " Is it after sleeping all day ye'd be ? " cried Judy Bowles, who was always at her most Irish about breakfast-time. CHAPTER THE FOURTH THE UNOBTRUSIVE PARTING MONDAY was a happy day for Bealby. The caravan did seventeen miles and came to rest at last in a sloping field outside a cheerful little village set about a green on which was a long tent professing to be a theatre. At the first stopping-place that possessed a general shop Mrs. Bowles bought Bealby' a pair of boots. Then she had a bright idea. " Got any pocket money, Dick ? " she asked. She gave him half a crown, that is to say she gave him two shillings and sixpence, or five sixpences or thirty pennies — according as you choose to look at it^ — in one large undivided shining coin. Even if he had not been in love hele surely was incentive to a generous nature to help and do distinguished services. He dashed about doing things. The little accident . on Sunday had warned him to be careful of the plates, and the only flaw upon a perfect day's service was loS THE UNOBTRUSIVE PARTING log the dropping of an egg on its way to the frying- pan for supper. It remained where it fell and there presently he gave it a quiet buriaLl. There was nothing else to be done with it. . . . All day long at interva;ls Miss Philips smiled at him and made him do little services for her. And in the evening, after the custom of her great profession when it keeps hoUday, she insisted on going to the play. She said it would be the loveliest fun. She went with Mrs. Bowles because Mrs. Geedge wanted to sit quietly in the caravan and write down a few little things while they were still fresh in her mind. And it wasn't in the part of Madeleine Philips not to insist that both WilUam and Bealby must go too ; she gave them each a shilling-— though the prices were sixpence, threepence, twopence and a penny — and Bealby saw his first real glay. It was called Brothers in Blood, of the Gentle- man Ranker. There was a poster — ^which was only very slightly justified by the performance^- of a man in khaki with a bandaged head pro- posing to sell his life dearly over a fallen cdmrade. One went to the play through an open and damaged field gate and across trampled turf. Outside the tent were two paraffin flares illuminating the poster and a small cluster of. the impecunious young. Within on grass no . ISJKALBY that w^'> worn and bleached were benches, a gathering audience, a piano played by an off- hand lady and a drop scene displaying the Gri-nd Canal, Venice. The Grand Canal was infested by a crowded multitude of zealous and excessive reflections of the palaces above and by,, peculiar crescentic black bpats floating entirely out of wat^r and having no reflec- tions at all. The off-hand lady gave a broad im- pression of the Wedding March in " Lohengrin " and the back seats assisted by a sort of gastric vocalization called humming and by whistling between the teeth, Madeleine Philips evi- dently found it tremiendous fun, even before the curtain rose. And then — ^illusion. . . . The scenery was ridiculous, it waved about, the- actors and actresses were surely the most pitiful of their tribe and every invention in the play impossible, but the imagination of Bealby like the loving-kindness of God made no diffi- culties, it rose up and met and embraced and gave life to all these things. It was a confused story in the play, everybody was more or less somebody else all the way through, and it got more confused in Bealby's mind, but it was clear from the outset that there was vile work afoot, nets spread and sweet simple peofde ^wronged. And never were sweet and simple people quite so sweet and simple. There was THE UNOBTRUSIVE PARTING iii the -wrongftd brother who was weak and wicked and the rightful brother who was vindictively, almost viciously good, and ther6 was an in- grained villain who was a baronet, a man who wore_ a frock-cok^ and a silk hat and carried gloves and a stick in every scene and upon- aU occasions — ^that sort of man. He looked ftskance, always. There was a dear simple girl, with a vast sweet smUe, who was loved according to their natures by the wrongful land the rightful brother, and a large wicked red^clad, lip-biting woman whose passions made the crazy little stage quiver. There was a comic butler^^^very different stuff from did Mergleson — who "Vore an evening coat and plaid trousers and nearly choked Bealby. Why weren't all butlers like that ? -Funny. Jmd there were constant denunciations. Always there were denunciations going on or denuncia-. tions impending. That took Bealby particu- larly. Never surely in all the world were bad people so steadily and thoroughly scolded and told whatl Everybody hissed them ; Bealby hissed them. And when they were told what, hfe applauded. And yet they kept on with their wickedness to the very curtain. They retired — askance to the end. Foiled but pursuing. " A time will come," they said. There was a moment in the distresses of the heroine when Bealby dashed aside a tear. 112 t5t:ALtiY And then at last most wonderfully it all came right. The company lined Tip and hoped that Bealby was satisfied. Bealby wished he had more hands. His heart semed to fill his body. Oh prime ! prime ! . . . And out he came into the sympathetic night. But he was no longer a trivial Bealby, his soul was purged, he was a strong and silent man, ready to explode into generous repartee or nerve himself for high endeavour. He slipped off in the opposite direction from the caravan because he waiited to be alone for a time and feel. He did not want to jar upon a sphere of glorious illusion that had blown up in, his mind like a bubble. ... ■'* He was quite sure that he had been wrong:ed. Not to be wronged is to forgo the first privilege of goodness. ' He had been deeply .wronged by a plot, — all those butlers were in the plot or why- should they have chased him — ^he was much older' than he really was, it had been kept from him, and in truth he was a rightful eari. " Earl Shonts," he whispered ; and indeed, why not ? And Madeleine too had been wronged ; she had been reduced to wander in this uncomfort- able caravan ; this Gipsy Queen ; she had been brought to it by vilkins, the same villains who had wronged Bealby. ... Out he went into the night, the kindly con- senting summer night/ where there is nothing THE UNOBTRUSIVE PARTING 113 to be seen or heard that will contradict these delicious wonderful persuasions. He was so full of these dreams that he strayed far away along the dark country lanes and had at last the utmost difficulty in finding his way back to the caravan. And when ultimately he got back after hours and hours of heroic existence it did not even seem that they had missed him. It did not seem that he had been away half an hour. §2 Tuesday was not so happy a day for Bealby as Monday. Its shadows began when Mrs. Bowles, asked him in a friendly tone when it was clean-collar day. He was unready with his answer. "And don't you ever use a hair -brush, Dick?" she asked. "I'm sure now there's one in your parcel." " I do use it someiimes, Mum," he admitted. " And I've never detected yoia with a tooth- brush yet. Though that perhaps is extreme^ And Dick — soap? I think you'd better be letting me give you a cake of soap." " I'd be very much obliged. Mum." " I hardly dare hint, Dick, at. a clean hand- kerchief. Such things are known." 8 114 BEALBY " If you wouldn't mind--when I've got the breakfast things done, Mum. . . ." The thing worried him all through breakfast. He had not expected personahties from Mrs. Bowles. More particularly personalities of this kind. He felt he had to think hard. He affected modesty after he had cleared away breakfast, and carried off his little bundle to a point in the stream which was inasked from jthe encampment by willows. With him he also brought that cake of soap. He began by washing his handkerchief, which was bad policy because that left him no dry towel but his jacket. !He ought, he perceived, to have secured a dish-cloth or a newspaper. (This he must remember on the next occasion.) He did over his hands and the more exposed parts of his face with soap and jacket. Then he took off and examined his Collar. It certainly was pretty bad. . .^. •" Why ! " cried Mrs. Bowles when he re- turned, " that's still the same collar." " They all seem to've got crumpled, 'm," said Bealby. " But are they all as dirty ? " " I'd some blacking in my parcel," said Bealby, " and it got loose. Mum. I'll have to get another collar when, we come to a shop." It was a financial sacrifice but it was the only way, and when they came to the shop THE UNOBTRUSIVE PARTING 115 Bealby secured a very nice collar indeed, high with pointed turn-down corners, so that it cut his neck all round, jabbed him under the chin and gave him a proud upcast carriage of the head that led to his treading upon and very completely destroying a stray plate while preparing lunch. But it was more of a man's collar, he felt, than anything he had ever worn before. And it cost sixpence halfpenny, six dee and a half. (I should have mentioned that while washing up the breakfast things he had ialready broken the handle off one of the breakfast-cups. Both these accidents deepened the cloud upon his day.) And then there was the trouble of William. William having meditated upon the differences betw;een them for a day had now invented an activity. As Bealby sat beside him behind the white horse he was suddenly and frightfully pinched. Gee ! One wanted to yelp. " Choc' late," said William through his teeth and very very savagely. " Now then." After William had done that twice Bealby preferred to walk beside the caravan. There- upon William whipped up the white horse and broke records and made all the crockery sing together and forced the pace until he was spoken to by Mrs. Bowles. ... It was upon a Bealby thus depressed and ii6 BEALBY worried that the rumour of impending " men- folk " came. It began after the party had stopped for.letters at a village post-office ; there were not only letters but a telegram, that Mrs. Bowles read with her spats far apart and her head on one side. " Ye'd like to know about it," she said waggishly to Miss Phihps,., " and you just shan't." She then went into her letters. " You've got some news," said Mrs. Geedge. " I have that," said Mrs. Bowles, and not a word more could they get from her, . . . " I'll keep my news no longer," said Mrs. Bowles, lighting her cigarette after lunch as Bealby hovered about clearing away the banana skins and suchlike vestiges of dessert. " To-morrow night as ever is, if so be we get to Winthorpe-Sutbury, there'll be Men among us." " But Tom's not coming," said Mrs. Geedge. " He asked Tim to tell me to tell you." " And you've kept it these two hours, Judy." " For your own good and peace of mind. But now the murther's out. Come they will, your Man and my Man, pretending to a pity because they can't do without us. But like the self-indulgent monsters they are, they must needs stop at some grand hotel, Redlake he calls it, the Royal, on the hill above Winthorpe- Sutbury, The Royal ! The very name de- THE UNOBTRUSIVE PARTING 117 scribes it. Can't you see the lounge, girls, with its white cane chairs ? And saddlebacks ! No other hotel it seems is good enough for them, and we if you please are asked to go in and have — ^what does the man call it — the ' comforts of decency ' — and let the caravan rest for a bit." " Tim promised me I should run wild as long as I chose," said Mrs. Geedge, lookitag anything but wild. " They're after thinking we've had enough of it," said Mrs. Bowles, " It sounds like that." " Sure I'd go on like this for 6ver," said Judy. " 'Tis the Man and the House and all of it that oppresses me. Vans for Women. ..." "Let's not go to Winthorpe-Sutbury," said Madeleine. (The first word of sense Bealby had heard.) " Ah I " said Mrs. Bowles archly, " who knows but what there'll be a Man for you ? Some sort of Man anyhow." (Bealby thought that a most improper re- mark.) " I want no man." " Ah 1 " " Why do you say Ah like that ? " " Because I mean Ah like that." " Meaning ? " " Just that," ii8 BEALBY Miss Philips eyed Mrs. Bowles and Mrs. Bowles eyed' Miss Philips. " Judy," she said, " you've got something up your sleeve." " Where it's perfectly comfortable," said Mrs. Bowles. And then quite maddeningly, she remarked, " Will you be after washing up presently, Dick ? " and looked at him with a roguish quiet over her cigarette. It was necessary to disabuse her mind at once of the idea that he had been listen- ing. He took up ,the last few plates and went off to the washing place by the stream. All the rest of that conversation had to be lost. Except that as he came back for the Hudson's soap he heard Miss Philips say, " Keep your old Men. I'll just console myself with Dick, my dears. Making such a Mystery ! " To which Mrs. Bowles replied darkly, " She little knows. ..." A kind of consolation was to be got from that. ... But what was it she little knew ? . . . §3 The men-folk when they came were nothing so terrific to the sight, as Bealby had expected. And thank Heaven there were only two of them and each assigned. Something he perceived was said about someone else, he couldn't quite THE UNOBTRUSIVE PARTING 119 catch what, but if there was to have been someone else, at any rate there jiow wasn't. Professor Bowles was animated and Mr. Geedge was gracefully cold, they kissed their wives but not offensively, and there was a chattering pause while Bealby walked on beside the caravan. They were on the bare road that runs along the high ridge above Winthorpe- Sutbury, and the men had walked to meet them from some hotel or other — Bealby wasn't clear about that — ^by the golf links. Judy was the life and soul of the encounter, and all for "asking the men what they meant by intruding upon three independent women who, sure- alive, could very well dp without them. Pro- fessor Bowles took her pretty calmly, and seemed on the whole to admire her. Professor Bowles was a compact Uttle man wearing spectacles with alternative glasses, partly curved, partly flat, he was hairy and dressed in that sort of soft tweedy stuff that ravels out — ^he seemed to have been sitting among thorns — and baggy knickerbockers with straps- and very thick stockings and very sensible, open-air, in fact quite mountainous, boots. And yet though he was short and stout and active he had a kind of authority about him, and it was clear that for all her persuasiveness his wife merely ran over him like a creeper without making any great difference 120 BEALBY to him. " I've found," he said, " the perfect place for your encampment." She had been making suggestions. And presently he left the ladies and came hurrying after the caravan to take control. He was evidently a very controlling person. " Here, you get down," he said to William. " That poor beast's got enough to pull without you." And when William mumbled he said, " Hey ? " in such a shout that William for ever after held his peace. " Where d'you come from, you boy, you ? " he asked suddenly, and Bealby looked to Mrs. Bowles to explain. ^ " Great silly collar you've got," said the Professor, interrupting her reply. " Boy like this ought to wear a wool shirt. Dirty too. Take it off, boy. It's choking you. Don't youfeelit ? " Then he went on to make trouble about the tackle William had rigged to contain the white horse. " This harness makes me sick," said Professor Bowles. " It's worse than Italy. . . ." " Ah ! " he cried and suddenly darted off across the turf, going inelegantly and very rapidly, with peculiar motions of the head and neck as he brought first the flat and then the purve4 surface of his glasseg into play. Finally THE UNOBTRUSIVE PARTING 121 he dived into the turf, remained scrabbling on all fours for a moment or so, became almost still for the fraction of a minute and then got up and returned to his wife, holding in an exquisite manner something that struggled between his finger and his thumb. "^ " That's the third to-day," he said, triumph- antly. " They swarm here. It's a migration." Then he resumed- his penetrating criticism of the caravan outfit. " That boy," he said suddenly \vith his glasses oblique, " hasn't taken off his collar yet." Bealby revealed the modest secrets of his neck and pocketed the collar. . . . Mr. Geedge did not appear to observe Bealby. He was a man of the super-aquiline type with a nose hke a rudder, he held his face as if it was a hatchet, in a procession, and walked with the dignity of a man of honour. You could see at once he was a man of honour. , Inflexibly, invincibly he was a man of honour. You felt that anywhen, in a fire, in an earthquake, in a railway accident when other people would be running about and doing things he would have remained — a man of honour. It was his pride rather than his vanity to be mistaken for Sir Edward Grey. He now walked along with Miss Philips and his wife behind the disputing Bovjirleses, and discoursed in deep sonorous ton^ about the healthiness pf healthy places 122 BEALBY and the stifling feeling one had in towns when there was no air. §4 The Professor was remarkably active when^ at last the point he had chosen for the encamp- ment was reached. ■ Bealby was told to " look alive" twice, and William was assigned to his genvis and species: "The man's an absolute idiot," was the way the Professor put it. Wil- liam just shot a glance at him over his nose. The place certainly commanded a wonder-^ ful view. It was a turfy bank protected from the north and south by bushes of yew and the beech-bordered edge of a chalk pit ; it Vas close beside the road, a road which went steeply - down the hill into Winthorpe-Sutburyi with that intrepid decision peculiar to the hill-roads of the south of England. It looked indeed as though you could throw the rinse of your teacups into the Winthorpe-Sutbury street-; as if you could jump and impale yourself upon the church spire. The hills bellied out east and west and carried hanger^, and then swept round to the west in a long level succes- sion of projections, a perspective that merged at last with the general horizon of hilly blue- nesses, amidst which Professor Bowles insisted upon a " sapphire glimpse " of sea. "-The THE UNOBTRUSIVE PARTING 123 Channel," said Professor Bowles, as though that made it easier for them. Only Mr. Geedge refused to see even that mitigated version of the sea. There was something perhaps bluish and level, but he was evidently not going to admit it was sea until he had paddled in it and tested it in every way known to him. . . . " Good Lord ! " cried the Professor. " What's the man doing now ? " Wilham stopped the Struggles and confidential discouragements he was bestowing upon the white horse and waited for a more definite reproach. " Putting the caravan alongside to the sun ! Do you think it wiU ever get cool again ? And think of the blaze of the sunset — through the glass of that door ! " William spluttered. " If I put'n t'other way — ^goo runnin' down t'hill like," said William. "Imbecile!" cried the Professor. "Put something under the wheels. Here ! " He careered about and produced great grey frag- ments of a perished yCw tree, ^ " Now then," he said. " Head up hill." William did his best. " Oh ! not like that ! Here, you ! " Bealby assisted with obsequious enthusiasm. It was some time before the caravan was adjusted to the complete satisfaction of the Pro- fessor. But at last it was done, and the end 124 BEALBY door gaped at the whole prospect of the Weald with the steps hanging out idiotically Uke a tongue. The hind wheels were stayed up very cleverly by lumps of chalk and chunks of yew, living and dead, and certainly the effect of it was altogether taller and better. And then the preparations for the midday cooking began. The Professor was full of acute ideas about camping and cooking, and gave Bealby a lively but instructive time. There; was no stream handy, but William was sent off to the hotel to fetch a garden water-cart that the Professor with infinite foresight had arranged should be ready. The Geedges held aloof from these prepara- tions, they were unassuming people, Miss Philips concentrated her attention upon the Weald— it seemed to Bealby a little discontentedly, as if it was unworthy of her — and Mrs. Bowles hovered, smoking cigarettes, over her husband's activities, acting great amusement. " You see it pleases me to get Himself busy," she said. "You'll end a Camper yet, Darlint, and us in the hotel." The Professor answered nothing, but seemed to plunge deeper into practi'caUty. Under the urgency of Professor Bowles Bealby stumbled and broke a glass jar of marmalade over some fried potatoes, but other- wise did well as a cook's assistant, Oiice THE UNOBTRUSIVE PARTING 125 things were a little interrupted by the Pro- fessor going off to catch a cricket, but whether it was the right sort of cricket or not he failed to get it. And then with three Iqud reports — for a moment Bealby thought the mad butlers from Shonts were upon him with firearms — Captain Douglas arrived and got off his motor bicycle and left it by the roadside. His machine accounted for his delay, for those were the early days of motor bicycles. It also accounted for a black smudge under one of his bright little eyes. He was fair and flushed, dressed in oilskins and a helmet-shaped cap and great gauntlets that made him, in spite of the smudge, look strange and brave and handsome like a Crusader — only that he was clad in oilskin and not steel, and his moustache was smaller than those of Crusaders were — and when he came across the turf to the encampment Mrs. Bowles and Mrs. Geedge both set up a cry of " A-Ah ! " and Miss Philips turned an accusing face upon those two ladies. Bealby knelt with a bunch of knives and forks in his hand laying the cloth for lunch, and when he saw Captain Douglas approaching Miss Philips, he perceived clearly that that lady had already forgotten her lowly adorer, and his little heart was smitten with desolation. This man was arrayed hke a chivalrous god, and how was a poor Bealby, whose very collar, his one little circlet of man- 126 BEALBY hood, had been reft from him, how was he to compete with this tremendousness ? In that hour the ambition for mechanism, the passion for leather and oilskin was sown in Bealby's heart. " I told you not to come near me for a month," said Madeleine, but her face was radiant. o " These motor bicycles — ^very difficult to control," said Captain Douglas, and all the Uttle golden-white hairs upon his sunlit che^ glittered in the sun. ' "And besides," said Mrs. Bowles, "it's all nonsense." The Professor was in a state of arrested ad- ministration ; the three others were frankly„ audience to a clearly understood scene. " You ought to be in Frg.nce." " I'm not in France." " I sent you into exile for a month," and'shr held out a hand for the Captain to kiss. He kissed it. Someday, somewhere, it was written in the book of destiny Bealby should also kiss hands. It was sf lovely thing to do. . " Month ! It's been years," said the Captain. " Years and years." ' " Then you ought to have come back before," she replied, and the Captain had no answer ready. ... THE UNOBTRUSIVE PARTING 127 §5 When William arrived with the water-cart, he brought also further proofs of the Professor's organizing ability. He brought varioias bottles of wine, red Burgundy and sparkling hock, two bottles of cider, and peculiar and meri- torious waters ; he brought tinned things for hors d'ceuvre ; he brought some luscious pears. When he had a moment with Bealby behind the caravan he repeated thrice in tones of hopeless sorrow, " They'll eat um all. I knows they'll eat um all." And then plumbing a deeper tone of woe, " Ef they don't they'll count um. Ode Goggles'U bag um. ^ . . 'E's a bagger, 'e is." 1 It was the brightest of luncheons that was eaten that day in the sunshine and spaciousness above Winthorpe-Sutbury. Everyone was gay, and even the love-lorn Bealby who might well have sunk into depression and lethargy was galvanized into an arCtivity that was almost cheerful by flashes from the Professor's glasses. *They talked of this and that ; Bealby hadn't much time to attend, though the laughter that followed various sallies from Judy Bowles was very tantalizing, and it had come to the pears before his attention wasn't so much caught as felled by the word " Shonts ". . . . 128 BEALBY It was as if the sky had suddenly changed to vermilion. All these peofle were talking of Shonts ! . . . "Went there," said Captain Douglas, "in perfect good faith. Wanted to fill up Lucy's little party. One doesn't go to Shonts nowadays for idle pleasure. And then — I get ordered out of the house, absolutely Told to Go." (This man had been at Shonts !) " That was on Sunday morning ? " said Mrs. Geedge. " On Sunday morning," said Mrs. Bowles suddenly, " we were almost within sight of Shonts." (This man had been at Shonts even at the time when Bealby was there !) " Early on Sunday morning. Told to go. I was fairly flabbergasted., What the deuce is a man to do ? Where's he to go ? Sunday ? One doesn't go to places, Sunday morning. There I'd been sleeping like a lamb all night and suddenly in came Laxton and said, * Look here, you know,' he said, 'you've got to oblige me and pack your bag and go. Now.' ' Why ? * said I. ' Because you've driven the Lord Chancellor stark staring mad ! ' " ,i.;r " But how ? " asked the Professor almost angrily, " how ? I don't see it. Why should he ask you to go ? '* " I don't know ! " cried Captain Douglas^. THE UNOBTRf^HiiPARTING 129 " Yes, but ! " said the Prof essor, protesting against the unreasonableness of mankind. "I'd had a word or two with him in the traiji. Nothing to speak of . About occupj^ng two corner seats — always strikes me as a ca-d's trick — ^but on my honour I didn't rub it in. And then he got it into his head we were laughing at him at dinner — ^we were a bit, but only the sort of thing one says about anyone — way he works his eyebrows and all that-— and then he thought I was ragging him. ... I don't rag people. Got it so strongly he made a row that night. Said I'd made a ghost slap him on his back. Hang it ! — what can you say to a thing like that ? In my room all the time." " You suffer for the sins of your brother," said Mrs. Bowles, " Heavens ! " cried the Captain, " I never thought of that! Perhaps he mistook me. . . . He reflected for a moment and continued his narrative. " Then in the night, you know, he heard noises." " They always do," said the Professor nodding confirmation. " Couldn't sleep." " A sure sign," said the Professor. " And finally he sallied out in the early morning, caught the butler in one of the secret passages ■' ' 9 130 BEALBY " How did the butler get into the secret passage ? " " Going round, I suppose. Part of his duties. . . . Anyhow he gave the poor beggar an awful doing — awful — brutal — ^black eye, — all that sort of thing ; man much too respectful to hit back. Finally declared I'd been getting up a kind of rag, — squaring the servants to help and so forth. . . . Laxton, I fancy^ half believed it. . . . Awkward thing, you know, having it said about that you ragged the Lord Chancellor. Makes a man seem a sort of mischievous idiot. Injures a man. Then going away, you see, seems a kind of admis- sion. . . ." " Why did you go ? " "Lucy," said the Captain compactly. " Hysterics. " ^i " Shouts would have burst," he added, " if I hadn't gone." Madeleine was helpful. " But you'll have to do something further," she said. " What is one to do ? " squealed the Captain. "The sooner you get the Lord Chancellor certified a lunatic," said the Professor soundly, "the better for your professional prospects." " He went on pretty bad after I'd gone." " You've heard ? " " Two letters. I picked 'em up at Wheatley Post Office this morning. You know he hadn't THE UNOBTRUSIVE PARTING 131 done with that butler. Actually got out of his place and scruffed the poor devil at luijch. Shook him like a rat, she says. Said the man wasn't giving him anjTthing to drink— nice story, eh ? Anyhow he scruffed him until things got broken. . . . " I had it all from Minnie Timbre — ^you know, used to be Minnie Flax." He shot a propitiatory glance at Madeleine. " Used to be neighbours of ours you know, in the old time. Half the people, she says, didn't know 'what was happen- ing. Thought the butler was apoplectic and that old Moggeridge was helping him stand up. Taking off his collar. It was Laxton thought of sa3dng it was a fit. Told everybody she says. Had to teU 'em Something, I suppose. But she saw better, and she thinks a good many others did. Laxton ran 'em both out of the room. Nice scene for Shonts, eh ? Thunder- ing awkward for poor Lucy. Not the sort of thing the county expected. Has her both ways. Can't go to a house where thfe Lord Chancellot goes mad. One alternative. Can't go to a house where the butler has fits. That's the other. See the dilemma? . . ." "I've got a letter from Lucy. too. It's here " — he struggled^ — " See ? Eight sheets — pencil. No Joke for a man to read that. And she writes worse than any decent, self-respecting, illiterate woman has a right to do. Quivers, 132 BEALBY Like writing in a train. Can't read half of it. But she^s got something about a boy on her mind. Mad. about a boy. Have I taken away a boy ? They've lost a boy. Took him in my luggage, I suppose. She'd better write to the Lord Chancellor. Likely as not he met him in some odd corner and flew at him. Smashed him to atoms. Dispersed him. Anyhow they've lost a boy." He protested to the world. " I can't go hunting lost boys for Lucy. I've done enough coming away as I did. . . ." Mrs. Bowles held out an arresting cigarette. " What sort of boy was lost ? " she asked. " / don't know. Some little beast of a boy. I daresay she'd only imagined it. Whole thing been top inuch for her." " Read that over again," said Mrs. Bowles, "about losing a boy. We've found one." " That little chap ? " " We found that boy " — she glanced over her shoulder, but Bealby was liowhere to be seen— "on Sunday morning near Shonts- He strayed into us like a lost kitten." " But I thought you said you knew his father, Judy," objected the Professor. "Didn't verify," said Mrs. Bowles shortly, and then to Captain Douglas, " Read over again what Lady Laxton says about him. ..." THiE UNOBTRUSIVE PARTING 133 §6 Captain Douglas struggled with the difficulties of his cousin's handwriting. Everybody drew together over the fragments of the dessert with an eager curiosity, and helped to weigh Lady Laxton's rather dishev- elled phrases. ... §7 " We'll call the principal witness," said Mrs, Bowles at last, warming to the business. " Dick ! " " Di— ick ! " " Dick !" The Professor got up and strolled round behind the caravan. Then he returned. "No boy there." " He heard ! " said Mrs. Bowles in a large whisper and making round wonder-eyes. " She says," said Douglas, " that the chances are he's got into the secret passages. . . ." The Professor strolled out to thq road and looked up it and then down upon the roofs of Winthorpe-Sutbury. "No," he said. "He's mizzled." " He's only gone away for a bit," said Mrs. Geedge. " He does sometimes after lunch. He'll come back to wash up." 134 BEALBY " He's probably taking a snooze among the yew bushes before facing the labours of wash- ing up," said Mrs. Bowles. " He can't have mizzled. You see — in there He can't by any chance have taken his luggage ! " She got up and clambered— with a little diffi- culty because of its pUed-up position, into the caravan. " It's all right," she called out of the door. " His httle parsivel is still here." Her head disappeared again. " I don't think he'd go away like this," said Madeleine. " After all, wh3,t is there for him to go to — even if he is Lady Laxton's missing boy. ..." " I don't believe he heard a word of it," said Mrs. Geedge. . . . Mrs. Bowles reappeared, with a curious- looking brown-paper parcel in her hand. She descended carefuUy. She sat down by the fire and held the parcel on her knees. She regarded it and her companions waggishly and lit a fresh cigarette. " Our link with Dick," she said, with the cigarette in her mouth. She felt the parcel, she poised the parcel, she looked at it more and more waggishly. " I wowi^ey," she said. '^ Her expression became so waggish that her husband knew she was committed to behaviour of the utmost ungentlemanliness. He had long ceased to attempt restraint in these moods. THE U^OhSiRUbiVii PARTING 135 She put her head on one side and tore open the corner of the parcel just a Uttle way. " A tin can," she said in a stage whisper. She enlarged the opening. " Blades of grass," she said. The Professor tried to regard it humorously. " Even if you have ceased to be decent you can still be frank. ... I think now, my dear, you might just straightforwardly undo the parcel." She did. Twelve unsympathetic eyes sur- veyed the evidences of Bealby's utter poverty. " He's coming," cried Madeleine suddenly. . Judy re-packed hastily, but it was a false alarm. " I said he'd mizzled," said the Professor. " And without washing up ! " wailed Made- leine. "I couldn't have thought it of him. . ." §8 But Bealby had not " mizzled " although he was conspicuously not in evidence about the camp. There was neither sight nor sound of him lor all the time they sat about the vestiges of their meal. They talked of him and of topics arising out of him, and whether the Captain should telegraph to Lady Laxton, " Boy practi- cally found." "I'd rather just find him^" said the Captain, 136 jjx:^n.JUJ3 X " and anyhow until we get hold of him we don't know it's her particular boy." Then they talked of washing-up and how detestable it was. And suddenly the two hus- bands, seeing their advantage, renewed their proposals that the caravanners should put up at the golf-links hotel, and have baths and the comforts of civilization for a night or so-^r-and anyhow walk thither for tea. And as WiUiam had now returned — he was sitting on the turf afar off smoking a nasty-looking short clay pipe — they rose up and departed. But Captain Douglas and Miss PhiHps for some reason did not go off exactly with the others but strayed apart, straying away more and more into a kind of solitude. ... First the four married people and then the two lovers disappeared over the crest of the downs. . . . ; §9 For a time except ,for its distant sentinel the caravan seemed absolutely deserted, and then a clump of bramble against the wall of the old chalk^pit became agitated and a small, rueful, disillusioned, white-smeared little Bealby crept back into the visible universe again. His heart was very heavy. The time had come to go. THE UNOBTRUSIVE PARTING 137 And he did not want to go. He had loved the caravan. He had adored Madeleine. He would go, but he would go beautifully— touchingly. He would wash up before he went, he would make everything tidy, he would leave behind him a sense of irreparable loss. ... With a mournful precision he set about this undertaking. If Mergleson could have seen him Mergleson would have been amazed. . . . He made everything look wonderfully tidy. Then in the place where she had sat, l3^ng on her rug, he found ' her favotirite book, a small volume of Swinburne's poems very beautifully bound. Captain Douglas had given it to her. Bealby handled it with a kind of reverence. So luxurious it was, so unlike the books in Bealby's world, so altogether of her quality. . . . Strange forces prompted him. For a tin^e he hesitated. Then decision came with a rush. He selected a page, drew the stump of a pencil from his pocket, wetted it very wet and, breath: ing hard, began to write that traditional message, " Farewell. Remember Art Bealby." To this he made an original addition : "I washt up before I went." Then he remembered that so far as this caravan went he was not Art Bealby at all. 138 iJEAJLlSY He renewed the wetness of his pencil and drew black lines athwart the name of " Art Bealby " until it was quite unreadable ; then across this again and pressing stiU deeper so that the subsequent pages re-echoed it he wrote these singular Words, " Ed rightful Earl Shonts." Then he was ashamed, and largely obliterated this by still more forcible strokes . Finally above it all plainly and nakedly he wrote " Dick Maltravers. ..." He put down the book with a sigh and stood up. Everything was beautifully in. order. But could he not do something, yet ? There came to him the idea of wreathing the entire camping place with boughs of yew. It would look lovely — and significant. He set to work. At first he toiled zealously, but yew is tough: to get and soon his hands were painful." He cast about for some easier way, and saw beneath the hind wheels of the caravan great green boughs — one particularly a splendid long branch. ... It seemed to him that it would be possible to withdraw this branch from the great heap of sticks and stones that stayed, up the hind wheels of the caravan. It seemed to him that that was so. He was mistaken, but that was his idea. He set to work to do it. It was rather more difficult to manage than he had supposed; THE UNOBTRUSIVE PARTING 139 there were unexpected ramifications, wider resistances. Indeed the thing seemed rooted. Bealby was a resolute youngster at bottom. He warmed to his task. ... He tugged harder and harder. , . . § 10 How various is the quaUty of humanity ! About Bealby there was ever an imaginative touch ; he was capable of romance, of gallan- tries, of devotion. William was of a grosser clay, slave of his appetites, a materialist. Such men as William drive one to believe in born inferiors, in the existence of a lower sort, in the natural inequality of men. While Bealby was busy at his little gentle task of reparation, a task foolish perhaps and not too ably conceived, but at any rate morally gracious^ WiUiam had no thought in the world but the satisfaction of those appetites that the consensus of aU mankind has definitely rele- gated to the lower category. And which Heaven has relegated to the lower region of oUr frame. He came now slinking towards the vestiges of the caravanners' picnic, arid np one skilled in the interpretation of the human physiognomy could have failed to read the significance of the tongue tip that drifted over lus thin oblique lips. He came '.^s^'- softly to- 140 iSiiAl^iJY wards the encampment that , Bealby did not note him. Partly WilUam thought of remnants of food but chiefly he was intent to drain the bottles. Bealby had stuck them, all neatly in a row a little way up the hill. There was a cider bottle with some heel-taps of cider, William drank that ; then there was nearly half a bottle of hock and William drank that, then there were the drainings of the Burgundy and ApoUinaris. It was aU drink to WUliam. And after he had drained each bottle WiUiam winked at the watching angels and licked his lips, and patted the lower centres of his being With a shameless base approval. Then fired by alcohol, robbed of his last vestiges of self- control, his thoughts turned to the delicious chocolates that were stored in a daintily be- ribboned box in the little drawers beneatli-the sleeping bunk of Miss Philips. There was a new brightness in his eye, a spot of pink in either cheek. With an expression of the lowest cunning he reconnoitred Bealby. Bealby was busy about something at the back end of the caravan, tugging at something. With swift stealthy inovements of an entirely graceless sort, William got up into the front of the caravan. Just for a moment he hesitated before going in. He craried his neck to look round the side at the unconscious Bealby, wrinkled the vast THE UNOBTRUSIVE PARTING 141 nose into an unpleasant grimace and then^ — a crouching figure of appetite — he crept inside. Here they were ! He laid his hand in the drawer, halted listening. . . . What was that ? . , . Suddenly the caravan swayed. He stumbled, and fear crept into his craven soul. The caravan lurched. It was moving. ... Its hind wheels came to the ground with a crash. ... He took a step doorward and was pitched sideways jand thrown upon his knees. . . . Then he was hurled against the dresser and hit by a falling plate. A cup fell and splashed and the caravan seemed to leap and bound. . . . Through the httle Vvindow he had a glimpse of yew bushes hurrying upward. The caravan was going downhill. . . . " Lummy ! " said William, clutching at the bunks to hold himself upright. . . . "Ca-arnt be that drink!" said William, aspread and aghast. . . . He attempted the door. " Crikey ! Here ! Hold on ! My shin I .... 'Tis thut Brasted Vool of a Boy ! " " " said WiUiam. "... . -i. . . ." 142 BEALBY §11 The caravan party soon came to its decision. They would stay the night in the hotel. And so as soon as they had had some tea they decided to go back and make WiUiam bring the caravan and all the ladies' things round to the hotel. With characteristic eagerness Professor Bowles led the way. And so it was Prbfessor Bowles who first saw the release of the caravan. He barked. One short sharp bark. " Whup ! " he cried, and very quickly, " Whatstheboydoing ? " Then quite a different style of noise, with the mouth open : " Wha — -hoop ! " Then he set off running very fast down towards the caravan, waving his arms and shouting as he ran, " Yaaps ! You Idiot. Yaaps ! " The others were less promptly active; Down the slope they saw Bealby, a little struggling active Bealby, tugging away at a yew branch until the caravan swayed with his efforts, and then — then there was a move- ment as though the thing tossed its head and reared, and a smash as the heap of stuff that stayed up its hind wheels collapsed. . . . It plunged like a horse with a dog at its heel6, it lurched sideways, and then with an air of quiet deliberation started down the THE UNOBTRUSIVE PARTING 143 grass slope to the road and Winthorpe- Sutbury. . . . Professor Bowles sped in pursuit like the wind, and Mrs. Bowles after a gasping moment set off after her lord, hei face round and resolute. Mr. Geedge followed at a more dignified pace, making the only really sound suggestion that was offered on the occasion. "Hue! Stop it ! " cried Mr. Geedge, for all the world like his great prototjrpe at the Balkan Conference. And then like a larger languid pair of scissors he began to run. Mrs. Geedge after some indefinite moments decided to see the humour of it all, and followed her husband, in a fluttering rush, emitting careful little musical giggles as she ran, giggles that she had learnt long ago from a beloved schoolfellow. Captain Douglas and Miss Philips were some way behind the others, and the situation had already developed con- siderably before they grasped what was happen^ ing; Then obeying the instincts of a soldier the Captain came charging to support the others, and ]VKss Madeleine Philips after son^e wasted gestures realized that nobody was looking at her, and sat down quietly on the turf until this paralysing state of affairs should cease. The caraivan remained the centre of interest. Without either indecent haste or any complete pause it pursued its way down the road towards the tranqpl village below. »!Except for the 144 BEALBY rumbling of its wheels and an occasional con- cussion it made very little sound ; once or twice there was a faint sound of breaking crockery from its interior and once the phantom of an angry yell, but that was all. There was an effect of discovered personality about the thing. This vehicle which had hitherto been content to play a background part, a yellow patch amidst the scenery; was now revealing an individuality. It was pur- poseful and touched with a suggestion of play- fulness, at once kindly and human ; it had its thoughtful instants, its phasiesof quick decision, yet never once did it altogether lose a certai^j mellow dignity. There was nothing servile about it ; never for a moment for example did it betray its blind obedience to gravitation. It was rather as if it and gravitation were goin^. hand in hand. It came out into the road, butted into the bank, swept round, meditated for a full second, and then headed downhi3l|' shafts foremost, going quietly faster an3 faster and swa5dng from bank to bank. The shafts went before it like arms held out. . . . It had a quality — as if it were a favourite , elephant running to a bcjloved master from whom it had been over-long separated. Or a sHghtly intoxicated and . altogether happy yellow guinea-pig making for some coveted food. ... THE UNOBTRUSIVE PARTING 145 At a considerable distance followed Professor Bowles, a miracle of compact energy, runniilg so fast that he seemed only to touch the ground at very rare intervals. ... And then, dispersedly, in their order and according to their natures, the others. . . . There was fortunately very little on the road. There was a perambulator containing twins, whose httle girl guardian was so lucky as to be high up on the bank gathering black- berries. A ditcher, ditching. A hawker lost in thought. His cart, drawn by a poor httle black screw of a pony and loaded with the cheap flawed crockery that is so popular among the poor. A dog asleep in the middle of the village street. ... Amidst this choice of objects the caravan displayed a whimsical humanity. It reduced the children in the perambulator to tears, but passed. It might have reduced them to a sort of red-currant jelly. It lurched heavity towards the ditcher and spared him, it chased the hawker up the bank, it whipped off a ' wheel from the cart of crockery (which after an interval of astonishment fell like a vast objurga- tion) and then it directed its course with a grim intentness towards the dog. It just missed the dog. 10 146 BEALBY He woke up not a moment too soon. He fled with a yelp of dismay^ And then the caravan careered on a dozen yards farther, lost energy and — ^the only really undignified thing in its whole career — stood on its head in a wide wet ditch. It did this with just the slightest lapse into, emphasis. There ! It was as if it gave a grunt — and perhaps there was the faintest suggestion of William in that grunt — and then it became quite still. ... For a time the caravan seemed finished and done. Its steps hung from its upper end like , the tongue of a tired dog. Except for a few minute noises as though it was - scratching itself inside, it was as inanimate as death itself. But up the hill road the twins were weeping, the hawker and the' ditcher were saying raucous things, the hawker's pony had backed ih^ the ditch and was taking ill-advised steps, for^ which it v{zs afterwards to be sorry, amidst the stock-in-trade, and Professor Bowles, Mrs. Bowles, Mr. Geedge, Captain Douglas and Mrs. Geedge were runningT— running — one heard the various patter of their feet. And then came signs of life at the upward"' door of the caravan, a hand, an arm, an active investigating leg seeking a hold, a large nose, a small intent vicious eye ; in factr— William- William maddened. THE UNOBTRUSIVE PARTING 147 Professor Bowles had reached the caravan. With a startling agility he clambered up by the wheels and step and confronted the un- fortunate driver. It was an occasion for mutual sympathy rather than anger, but the Professor was hasty, efficient and unsympathetic with the lower classes, and William's was an ill- regulated temperament. " You consummate ass ! " began Professor Bowles. ... When William heard Professor Bowles say this, incontinently h6 smote him in the face, and when Professor Bowles was smitten in the face he grappled instantly and very bravely and resolutely with William. For a moment they struggled fearfully, they seemed to be endowed instantaneously with innumerable legs, and then suddenly they fell through the door of the caravan into the interior, their limbs seemed to whirl for a wonderful instant and then they were swallowed up. ... ' The smash was tremendous. You would not have, thought thefe was nearly so much in the caravan Still left to get broken. . . . A healing silence. . . . At length smothered noises of still inadequate adjustment within. ... The village population in a state of scared delight appeared at a score of points and 148 BEALBY converged upon the catastrophe. Sounds of re- newed dissension between Wjlliani and the Pro- fessor inside the rearing yelloy bulk, promised further interests and added an dement of mystery to this manifest disaster. -.7-^: § 12 As Bealby, ^till grasping his greaft branch of yew, watched these events, a sense of human futility invaded his youthful mind. For the first time he realized the gulf between intention and result. He had meant so well. . . . He perceived it would be impossible to ex- plain. . . . The thought of even attempting to explain things to Professor Bowles was repellent to him. ... He looked about him with round despairful eyes. He selected a direction which seemed to- promise the maximum of concealment with the minimum of conversational possibility, and in that direction and without needless delay he set off, eager to turn over an entirely fresh^ page in his destiny as soon as possible. . . . To get away, the idea possessed aU his being. From the crest of the downs a sweet voice floated after his retreating form and never overtook him. . " Di-r-ick ! " THE UNOBTRUSIVE PARTING I49 §13 Then presently Miss Philips arose to her feet, gathered her sldrts in her hand, and with her delicious chin raised and an expression of countenance that was almost business-like, descended towards the gathering audience below. She wore wide flowing skirts and came down the hill in Artemisian strides. It was high time that somebody looked at her. CHAPTER THE FIFTH THE SEEKING OF BEALBY ON the same Monday evening that wit- nessed Bealby's first experienpe j)j^<4;h®i theatre, Mr. Mergleson, the house steward of Shonts, walked slowly and thoughtfully across the comer of the park between the laundry and the gardens. His face was much recovered from the accidents of his collision with the Lord Chancellor, resort to raw meat in the kitchen had checked the development of his injuries, and only a few contusions in the side of his face were more than faintly traceable. And suffering had on the whole rather ennobled than depressed his bearing. He had a black eye, but it was not, he felt, a common black eye. It came from high quarters and through no fault of Mr. Mergleson's own. . He carried it well. It was a fruit of duty rather than the outcome of wanton pleasure-seeking or misdirected passion. He found Mr. Darling in profound meditation THE SEEKING OF BEALBY 151 over some peach trees against the wall. They were not doing so well as they ought to do, and Mr. Darling was engaged in wondering why. " Good evening, Mr. Darling," said Mr. Mergleson. Mr. Darling ceased rather slowly . to wonder and turned to his friend. " Good evening, Mr. Mergleson," he said. " I don't quite like the look of these here peaches, Mowed if I do." Mr. Mergleson glanced at the peaches and then came to the matter that was nearest his heart. " You 'aven't I suppose seen anything of your stepson these last two days, Mr. Darling ? " " Naturally not," said Mr. Darling, putting his head on one side and regarding his inter- locutor. " Naturally > not, — I've left that to you, Mr. Mergleson." "Well, that's what's awkward," said Mr. Mergleson, and then, with a forced easiness, " You see, I ain't seen 'im either." "No!" "No. I lost sight, of 'im"— ]Vfr. Mergleson appeared to reflect — " late on Sattiday night." " 'Ow's that, Mr. Mergleson ? " Mr. Mergleson considered the difficulties of lucid explanation. "We missed 'im," said Mr. Mergleson, simply regarding the well- weeded garden path with a calculating expression and 152 BEALBY then lifting his eyes to Mr. Darling's with an air of great candour. " And we continue to miss him." " Well ! " said Mr. Darling. " That's rum." " Yes," said Mr. Mergleson. " It's decidedly rum," said Mr. Darling. " We thought 'e might be 'iding from 'is work. Or cut off 'ome." " You didn't send down to ask." ** We was too busy with the week-end people. On the 'ole we thought if 'e 'ad cut 'ome, on the 'ole 'e wasn't a very serious loss. 'E got in the way tit times. .... And there was one or two things 'appened . . , Now that they're all gone and 'e 'asn't turned up Well, I came down, Mr. Darhng, to arst you. Where's 'e gone ? " " 'E ain't come 'ere," said Mr. Darling sur- veying the garden. " I 'arf expected 'e might and I 'arf expected 'e mightn't," said Mr. Mergleson with the air of one who had anticipated Mr. Darling's answer but hesitated to admit as much. The two gentlemen paused for some seconds and regarded each other searchingly. " Where's 'e got to ? " said Mr. Darling. "Well," said Mr. Mergleson, putting Ms hands where the tails of his short jacket would have been if it hadn't been short and looking extraordinarily like a parrot in its . pior^e THE SEEKING OF BEALBY 153 thoughtful moods, " to tell you the truth, Mr. Darling, I've 'ad a dream about 'im — and it worries me. I got a sort of ideer of 'im as being in one of them secret passages. 'Iding away. There was a guest, well, I say it with all respec' but anyone might 'ave 'id from 'im. . . . S'morning soon as the week-end 'ad cleared up and gone 'omei, me and Thomas went through them passages as well as we could. Not a trace of 'im. But I still got that ideer. 'E was a wriggling, climbing, enterprising- sort of boy." ^ " I've checked 'im for it once or twice," said Mr. Darling with the red Ught of fierce memories gleaming for a moment in his eyes. " 'E might even," said Mr. Mergleson, " well, very Hkely 'ave got 'imself jammed in one of them secret passages. ..." " Jammed," repeated Mr. Darling. " WeU — got 'imself somewhere where 'e can't get out. I've 'eard tell there's walled-up dungeons." "They say," said Mr. .Darling, "there's underground passages to the Abbey ruins^- three good mile away." , " Orfcward," said Mr. Mergleson. . . , " Drat 'is eyes ! " said Mr. Darhng, scratching his head. " What does 'e mean by it ? " " We can't leave 'im there," said Mr. Mergle-r son. i:54 iiJiAJL±Jx " I knowed a young devil once ^hat crawled up a culvert," said Mr. Darling. '"Is father 'ad to dig 'im out like a fox. . . . Lord ! 'ow 'e walloped 'im for it." " Mistake to 'ave a boy in so young," said Mr. Mergleson. , " It's all very awkward," said Mr. Darling, surveying every aspect of the case. " You see 'Is mother sets a most estrordinary value on 'im. Most-estrordinary." " I don't know whether she oughtn't to be told," said Mr. Mergleson, " I was thinking of that." , Mr. Darling was not the sort of man to meet trouble half-way. He shook his head at that. " Not yet, Mr. Mergleson. I don't think yet. Not until everything's been tried. I don't think there's any need to give her needless distress,— none whatever. If you don't mind I think I'll come - Up to-night — nineish say — ■ and 'ave a talk; to you and Thomas about it — a quiet talk. Best to begin with a quiet talk. It's a dashed rum go, and me and you we got to think it out a bit." " That's what I think," said Mr. Mergleson! V\vith unconcealed relief at Mr. Darling's friend- liness. " That's exactly the hght, Mr. Darling, in which it appears to me. Because you see— if 'e's all right and in the 'ouse, why doesn't 'e cpme for 'is vittels ? " THE SEEKING OF BEALBY 155 §2. In the pantry that evening the question of teUing someone was discussed further. It was discussed over a number of glasses of Mr. Mergleson's beer. For, following a sound tradi- tion, Mr. Mergleson brewed at Shonts, and sometimes he brewed well and sometime^ he briewed ill, and, sometimes he brewed weak and sometimes he brewed strong, and there was no monotony in the cups at Shonts. This was sturdy stuff and suited Mr. Darling's mood, and ever and again with an author's natioral weakness and a.n affectation of abstraction Mr. Mergleson took the jug out empty and brought it back foaming. Henry, the second footman, was disposed to a forced hopefulness so as not to spoil the evening, but Thomas was sympathetic and distressed. The red-haired youth made cigarettes with a little machine, licked them and offered them to the others, saying little, as became him. Etiquette deprived him of an uninvited beer, and Mr. Mergleson's inattention completed what atiquette began. . " I can't bear to think of the poor little beggar, stuck head foremost into some cob- wetey cranny, bldwed if I can," said Thomas, getting help firom the j ug. ^ "He was an interesting kid," said Thomas 156 BEALBY in a tone that was frankly obituary, " He didn't like his work, one could see that, but he was lively — and I tried to help him along all I could, when I wasn't too busy myself." " There was something sensitive about him," said Thomas. Mr. Mergleson ' sat with his arms loosely thrown out over the table. " What we got to do is to tell someone," he said, " I don't see 'ow I can put off telling 'er ladyship— after to-morrow morning. And then — 'eaven *elp us ! " " Course I got to tell my missis," said Mr. Darhng, iand poured in a preoccupied way, some running over. " Weill go through them passages again now before we go to bed," said Mr. Mergleson, "far as we can. But there's 'oles and chinks on'y a boy could get through." " / got to tell the missis," said Mr. Darling. " That's what's worrying me. . . ." As the evening wore on there was a tendency on the part of Mr. Darling to make this the refrain of his discourse. He sought advice. " 'Ow'd you tell the missis ? " he asked Mr. Mergleson, and emptied a glass to control his impatience before Mr. Mergleson replied. " I shall tell 'er ladyship, just simply, the fact. I shall say, 'Your ladyship, here's my boy gone THE SEEKING OF BEALBY 157 and we don't know where.' And as she arsts me questions so shall I give particulars." Mr. Darling reflected and then shook his ' heatd slowly. " 'Ow'd ju teU the missis ? " he asked Thomas. " Glad I haven't got to," said Thomas. " Poor little beggar ! " " Yes, but 'ow would you teU 'er ? " Mr. Darling said, varjnng the accent very carefully. " I'd go to 'er and I'd pat her back arid I'd say ' Bear up,' see, and when she asked what for, I'd just tdl her what for — ^gradual like." " You don't know the missis," said Mr. Darling. " Henry, 'ow'd ju tell 'er ? " " Let 'er find out," said Henry. " Wimmin do." Mr. Darling reflected, and decided that too was unworkable. " 'Ow'd you ? " he asked with an air of desperation of the red-haired youth. The red-haired youth remained for a moment with his tongue extended, licking the gum of a cigarette paper, and his eyes on Mr. Darling. Then he finished the cigarette slowly, giving his mind very carefully to the question he had been honoured with. " I think," he said, in a low serious voice, " I should say, just simply, ' Mary ' — or ' Susan ' — or whatever her name is." " Tilda," supplied Mr. Darling. " ' Tilda,' I should say, ' The Lord gave and \ 158 BEALBY the Lord 'ath taken away. Tilda ! — 'e's gone.' Somethin' like that." The red-haired boy cleared his throat. He was rather touched by his own simple eloquence. Mr. Darling reflected on this with profound satisfaction for some moments. Then he broke out almost querulously, " Yes, but brast him ! — Where's 'e gone ? " "Anyhow," said Mr. Darling, " I ain't going to tell 'er not till the morning. I ain't going to lose my night's rest if I 'ave lost my stepson. Nohow. Mr. Mergleson, I must say, I don't, think I ever 'ave tasted better beer. Never. It's— it's famous beer." He had some more. . . . On his way back through the moonlight to the gardens Mr. Darling was still unsettled as to the exact way of breaking things to his wife. He had come out from the house a little ruffled because of Mr. Mergleson's opposition to a rather good idea of his that he should go about the house and "holler for 'im a bit. He'd' know my voice you see. Ladyship wouldn't mind. Very likely 'sleep by now." But the moonlight dispelled his irritation. How was he to tell his wife ? He tried various methods to the listening moon. There was for example the offhand newsy way. " You know tha' boy yours ? " Then a THE SEEKING OF BEALBY 159 pause for the reply. Then, " 'E's tol«y dis- 'peared." Only there are difficultiiSs; about the word totaUy. Or the distressed impersonal manner. " Dre'fle thing happen'd. Dre'fle thing. Tha' poo' lill' chap, Artie — ^toley dis'peared." Totally again. Or the personal intimate note. " Dunno wha' you'll say t'me, Tilda, when you hear whattogottasay. Thur'ly bad news. Seems they los' our Artie up there — clean los' 'im. Can't fine 'im nowhere 'taU," Or the authoritative kindly, " Tilda — ^you go' control yourself. Go' show whadyou made of. Our boy— 'e's— hie— ^s'." Then he addressed the park at large with a sudden despair. " Don' care Wha' I say, she'll blame it on to me. I know 'er ! " After that the enormous pathos of the situa- tion got hold of him. "Poor lill' chap," he said. " Poor lill' fell'," and shed a few natural tears. " Loved 'im jessis mione son." As the circumambient night made no reply he repeated the remark in a louder, almost domineering tone. ... He spent some time trying to climb the garden wall because the door did not seem to be in the usual place. (Have to inquire about i6o BEA/LBY I that in the morning. Difficult to see every- thing is all right when one is so bereaved.) But finally he came on the door round a corner. He told his wife merely that he intended to have a peaceful night, and took off his boots in a defiant and intermittent manner. The morning would be soon enough. She looked at hinl pretty hard, and he looked at her ever and again, but she never made a guess at it. Bed. §3 So soon as the week-enders had dispersed and Sir Peter had gone off to London to attend to various matters 4;ffecting the peptonizing of milk and the distribution of baby soothers about the habitable globe. Lady Laxton went back to bed and remained in bed until midday on Tuesday. Nothing short of complete rest and the utmost kindness from her maid would, she felt, save her from a nervous breakdown of the most serious description. The festival had been stormy to the end. Sir Peter's ill-advised attempts to deprive Lord Moggeridge of alcohol had led to a painful struggle at. lunch, and this had been followed by a still more un- pleasant scene between host and guest in the afternoon. "This is an occasion for tact," , Sir Peter had said, and had gone off to tackle THE SEEKING OF BEALBY i6i the tord Chancellor, leaving his wife to the direst, best founded apprehensions. For Sir Peter's tact was a thing by itself, a mixture of niisconception, recrimination and familiarity that was rarely Well received. ... She had had to explain to the Sunday dinner party that his lordship had been called away suddenly. ** Something connected with the Great Seal," Lady Laxton had whispered in a discreet mysterious whisper. . One or two simple hearers were left with the persuasion that the Great Seal had been taken suddenly unwell — and probably in a slightly indelicate manner. Thomas had to paint Mergleson's eye with grease-paint left over from some private theatricals. It had been a patched-up, affair altogether, and before she retired to bed that night Lady Laxton had given way to her accumulated tensions and wept. There w&s no reason whatever why to wind up the jiay Sir Peter should have stayed in her room for an hour saying what he thought of Lord Moggeridge. She felt she knew quite well enough what he thought of Lord Mogger- idge, and on these occasions he always used a number of words that she did her best to believe, as a delicately brought-up woman, were un^ familiar to her ears. ... So on Monday, as soon as the guests had gone, She went to bed again and stayed there, II i62 BEALBY trying as a good woman should to prevent herself thinking of what the neighbours could be thinking — and saying — of the whole affair, by, studying a new and very circumstantial pamphlet by Bishop Fowle on social evils, turning over the moving illustrations of some recent antivivisection Uterature and re-reading the accounts in the morning papers of a colliery disaster in the north of England. To such women as Lady Laxton, brought up in an atmosphere of refinement that is almost colourless and living a life troubled only by small social conflicts and the minor violence of Sir Peter, blameless' to the point of complete uneventfulness, and secure and comfortable to the point of tedium, there is something amount- ing to fascination in the wickedness and suffer- ings of more normally situated people, there is a real attraction and solace in the thought of pain and stress, and as her access to any other accounts of vice and stiffering was restricted she kept herself closely in touch with the more explicit literature of the various movements for human moralization that distinguish our age, and responded eagerly and generously to such painful catastrophes as enliven it. The cdunterfoils of her cheque-book witnessed to her (gratitude for these vicarious sensations. She figured herself to herself in her day dreams as a calm and white and shining intervention THE SEEKING OF BEALBY 163 checking and reproving, amusements of an undesirable nature, and earning the tearful blessings of the mangled bye-products of in- dustrial enterprise. There is a curious craving for entire reality in the feminine composition, and there were times when in spite of these feasts of particulars, she wished she could come just a Uttle nearer to the heady dreadfulnesses of hfe than simply writing a cheque agq.inst it. She would have liked to have actually seen the votaries of evil blench and repent before her contributions, to have herself unstrapped and revived and pitied some doomed and chloroformed \actim of the so-called " scientist," to have herself participated in the stretcher and the hospital and humanity made marvellous by enlistment under the red- cross badge. Bu^ Sir Peter's ideals of woman- hood were higher than his language, and he would not let her soil her refinement with any vision of the pain and evil in the world. " Sort of woman they want up there is a Trained Nurse," he used to say when she broached the possibiMty of going to some famine or disaster. " You don't want to go prying, old girl. . . ." She suffered, she felt, from repressed heroism. If ever she was to shine in disaster that disaster, she felt, must come to her, she might not go to meet it, and so you reahze how dfeeply it stirred her, how it brightened her and uplifted her to i64 BEALBY learn from Mr. Mergleson's halting statements that perhaps, that probably, that almost certainly, a painful and tragical thing was happening even now within the walls of Shonts, that there was urgent necessity for action — if anguish was to be witnessed before it had ended and Hfe saved. She clasped her hands; she surveyed her large servitor with agonized green-grey eyes. " Something must be done at once," she said. " Everything possible must be done. Poor little Mite ! " " Of course, my lady, 'e may 'ave run away ! " " Oh no ! " she cried, " he hasn't run away. He hasn't run away. How can you be so wicked, Mergleson ? Of course he hasn't run away. He's there now. And it's too dreadful." She becaipe suddenly very firm and masterful. The morning's colliery tragedy inspired her imagination. " We must get pick-axes," she said. " We must organize search parties. Not a moment is to be lost, Mergleson — not a moment. . . . Get the men in off the roads. Get everyone you can. . . ." And not a moment was lost. The road men were actually at work in Shonts before their proper dinner-hour was over. They did quite a lot of things that afternoon. Every passage attainable from the dining-room THE SEEKING OF BEALBY 163 opening was explored, and where these passages gave off chinks and crannies they were opened up with a vigour which Lady Laxton had greatly stimulated by an encouraging presence and liberal doses of whisky. Thf ough their efforts a fine new opening was made into the library from the wall near the window, a hole big enough for a man to fall through, because one did, and a great piece of stonework was thrown down from the Queen Ehzabeth tower exposing the upper portion of the secret passage to the light of day. Lady Laxton herself and the head housemaid went round the panelUng with a hammer and a chisel, and called out " Are you there ? " and attempted an opening wherever it sounded hollow. The sweep was sent for to go up the old chimneys outside the present flues. Meanwhile Mr. Datrling Jiad been set with several of his men to dig for, discover ,^^^up and lay open the underground passage or disused drain, whichever it was, that was knowh to run from the corner of the laundry towards the old ice-hoiise, and that was supposed to reach to the Abbey ruins. After some bold exploratory excavations, this channel was located and a report sent at once to Lady Laxton. It was this and the new and alarming scar on the /Queen Elizabeth tower that brought Mr. Beaulieu Hummer post-haste from the i66 BEALBY estate oiSce up to the house. Mr. Beaulieu Plummer was the Miarquis of Cranberry's estate agent, a man of great natural tact, and charged among other duties with the task of seeing that the Laxtons did not make away with Shonts during the period of their tenancy. He was a sound compact little man, rarely out of ex- tremely riding breeches and gaiters, and he wore glasses, that now glittered with astonish- ment as he approached Lady Laxton and her band of spade workers. At his approach Mr. Darling attempted to become invisible, but he was unable to do so. " Lady Laxton," Mr. Beaulieu Plummer appealed, " may I ask ? " " Oh, Mr. Beaulieu Plummer, I'm so glad you've come. A little boy — suffocating ! I can hardly bear it." " Suffocating ! " cried Mr. Beaulieu Plummer, " where ? " and was in a confused manner told. He asked a number of questions that Lady Laxton found very tiresome;. But how did she know the boy was in the secret passages ? Of course she knew ; was it likely she would do all this if she didn't know ? But mightn't he have run away ? How could he when he was , in the secret passages ? But why not first scour the countryside ? By which time he would be smothered and starved and dead ! . . . THE SEEKING OF BEALBY 167 They, parted with a mutual loss of esteem, and Mr. Beaulieu Plummer, looking very serious indeed, ran as fast as lie cOuld straight to the village telegraph-ofl&ce. Or to be more exact he walked until he thought himself out of sight of Lady Laxton and then he took to his heels and ran. He sat for some time in the parlour post-office spoiling telegraph, forms, and composing telegrams to Sir Peter Laxton and Lord Cranberry. He got these off at la«t, and then drawn by. an irresistible fascination went back to the park and \yatched from afar the signs of fresh activities on the part of Lady Laxton. He saw men coming from the direction of the stables with large rakes. With these they dragged 'the ornamental waters. Then a man with a pick-axe appeared against the skyline and crossed thereof in the direction of the clock tower, bound upon some unknown but probably highly destructive mission. Then he saw Lady Laxton going off to the gardens. She was going to con'sole Mrs. Darling in her trou,ble. This she did through nearly an hour and a half- And on the whole it seemed well to Mr. Beaulieu Plummer that so she should be occupied. . . . It was striking five when a telegraph boy on a bicycle came up from the village with a telegram from Sir Peter Laxton. 1 68 BiiALjsY " Stop all proceedings absolutely," it said, " until I get to you." Lady Laxton's lips tightened at the message. She was back from much weeping with Mrs. Darling and altogether finely strung. Here she felt was One of those supreme occasions when a woman must assert herself. " A matter of life or death," she wired in reply, and to show herself how completely she overrode such dicitation as this, she sent Mr. Mergleson down to the. village public-house with orders to engage anyone he could find there for an evening's work on an extraordinarily liberal overtime scale. After taking this step the spirit of Lady Laxton quailed. Shte went and sat in her own room and quivered. She quivered but she clenched her delicate fist. She would go through with it, come what might, she would go on. with the excavation all night if necessary, but at the same time she began a little to regret that she had not taken earlier steps io demonstrate the im- probability of Bealby having simply run away. She set to work to repair this omission. She wrote off /to the Superintendent of Police in the neighi)Ouring- tOwii, to the nearest magis- trate^ and then on the off-chance to various of her week-end guests, including Captain Douglas. If it was true that he had organized THE SEEKING OF BEALfeY 169 the annoyance of the Lord Chancellor (and though she still rejected that view she did now begin to regard it as a permissible hypothesis), then he might also know something about the mystery of this boy's disappearance. Each letter she wrote she wrote with greater fatigue and haste than its predecessor and mor^ illegibly. Sir Peter arrived long after dark. He cut across the corner of the park to save time, and fell into one of the trenches that Mr. Darling had opened. This added greatly to the Sclat with which he came into the hall. Lady Laxton withstood him for five minutes and then returned abruptly to her bedroom and locked herself in, leaving the control of the operations in his hands. . . . " If he's not in the house," said Sir Peter, " all this is thunderin' foolery, and if he's in the house he's dead. If he's dead he'll smell in a bit and then'U be the time to look for him. Somethin' to go upon instead of all this blind hacking the place about. No wonder they're threatenin' proceedings. . . ." §4 Upon Captain Douglas Lady Laxton's letter was destined to have a very distracting effect. Because as he came to think it over, as he 170 BEALBY came to put her partly illegible allusions to secret passages and a missing boy side by side with his memories of Lord Moggeridge's accusa- tions and the- general mystery of his expulsion from Shonts, it became more and more evident to him that he had here something remarkably like a clue, son^ething that might serve to lift the black suspicion of irreverence and levity from his military reputation. And he had already got to the point of suggesting to Miss Philips that he ought to follow up and secure Bealby forthwith, before ever they came over the hill crest to witness the disaster to the caravan. Captain Douglas, it must be understood, was a young man at war within himself. He had been very nicely brought up, firstly in a charming English home, then in a pre- paratory school for selected young gentlemen, then in a good set at Eton, then at Sandhurst, where the internal trouble had begun to mani- fest itself. Afterwards the Bistershires. There were three main strands in the com- position of Captain Douglas, In the first place and what was peculiarly his own quality was the keenest interest in the why of things and the how of things and the general mechanism of things. He was fond of clocks, curious about engines, eager for science ; he had a quick brain and nimble hands. He read Jules Verne THE SEEKING OF BEALBY 171 and liked to think about going to the stars and making fl3ang machines and submarines — in those days when everybody knew quite certainly that such things were impossible. His brain teemed with larval ideas that only needed air and light to become active full- fledged ideas. There he excelled most of us. In the next place, but this second strand was just a strand that most young men have, he had a natural keen interest in the other half of humanity, he thought them lovely, interest- ing, wonderful, and they filled him with warm curiosities and set his imagination cutting the prettiest capers. And in the third place and there again he was ordinarily human, he wanted to be liked, admired, approved, well thought of. . . . And so constituted he had passed through the educational influence of that English home, that preparatory school, the good set at Eton, the Sandhurst discipline, the Bistershire mess. . . . Now the educational influence of the English home, the preparatory school, the good set at Eton and Sandhurst in those days— though Sandhurst has altered a httle since^ — was all to develop that third chief strand of his being to the complete suppression of the others, to make him look well and unobtrusive, dreiss well and unobtrusively, behave well and un- obtrusively, carry himself well, play games 172 BEALBY reasonably well, do nothing else well, and, in the best possible form. And the two brothers Douglas, who were both really very much alike, did honestly do their best to be such ^plain and simple gentlemen as our couritry demands, taking pretentious established things seriously, and not being odd or intelligent — in spite of those insurgent strands. But the strands were in them. Below the surface the disturbing impulses worked and at last forced their way out. . . . In one Captain Douglas, as Mrs. Rampound Pilby told the Lord Chancellor, the suppressed ingenuity broke out in disconcerting mysti- fications and practical jokes that led to a severance from Portsmouth, in the other the pent-up passions came out before the other ingredients in an uncontrollable devotion to the obvious and challenging femininity of Miss Madeleine Philips. . . . His training had made him proof against ordinary women, deaf as it were to their charms, but she— she, had penetrated. And impulsive forces that have been pent up go with a bang when they go. . . . The first strand in the composition of Captain Douglas has still to be accounted for, the sinister strain of intelligence and inventiveness and lively curiosity. On that he had kept a warier hold. So far that had not been noted THE SEEKING OF BEALBY I73 against him. He, had his motor bicycle it is true at a time when motor bicycles were on the verge of the caddish ; to that extent a watch- ful eye might have found him suspicious ; that was all that showed. I wish I could add it was all that there was, but other things — other things were going on. Nobody knew about them. But they were going on more and more. He read books. Not decent fiction, not official biographies about other fellows' fathers and all the old anecdotes brought up to date and so on, but books with ideas,— you know, philosophy, social philosophy, scientific stuff, aU that rot. The sort of stuff they read in mechanics' institutes. He thought. He could have controlled it. But he did not attempt to control it. He tried to think. He knew perfectly well ; that it wasn't good form, but a vicious attraction drew him on. He used to sit in his bedroom-study at Sandhurst, with the door locked, and write down on a bit of paper what he really believed arid Why. He would cut all sorts of things to do this. He would question things no properly trained English gentleman ever questions. And — ^he ' exipef imented. This you know was long before the French 174 BEALBY and American aviators. It was long before the coming of that emphatic lead from abroad without which no well-bred EngUsh mind permits itself to stir. In the darkest secrecy he used to make Uttle models of cane and paper and elastic in the hope that somehow he would find out something about flying. Flying — that dream ! He used to go off by himself to lonely places and chmb up as high as he could and send thfese things fluttering earthward. He used to moon over them and muse about them. If anyone came upon him suddenly while he was doing these things, he would sit on his model, or pretend it didn't belong to him or clap it into his pocket, whichever was most convenient, and assume the vacuous expression of a well-bred gentleman at leisure ■ — and so far nobody had caught him. But it was a dangerous practice. And finally, and this now is the worst and last thing to tell of his eccentricities, he was keenly interested in the science of his pro- fession and intensely ambitious. He thought — though it wasn't his business to think, the business of a junior officer is to obey and look a credit to his regiment — that the mihtary science of the British army was not nearly so bright as it ought to be, and that if big trouble came there might be considerable scope for an inventive man who had done what THE SEEKING OF BEALBY 175 he could to keep abreast with foreign work, and a considerable sveeding, out of generals whose promotion had been determined entirely by their seniority, amiability and unruffled connubial felicity. He thought that the. field artUlery would be found out — there was no good in making a fuss about it beforehand — that no end of neglected dodges would have to be picked up from the enemy, that the transport was feeble, and a health service — other th?in surgery and ambulance — an unknown idea ; but he saw no remedy but experience. So he worked hard in secret ; he worked almost , as hard as some confounded foreigner might have done ; in the belief that after the first horrid smash-up there might be a chance to do things. Outwardly of course he was sedulously all right. But he could not quite hide the stir in his mind. It broke out upon his surface in a chattering activity of incompleted sentences which he tried to keep as decently siUy as he could. He had done his utmost hitherto to escape the observation of the powers that were. His infatuation for Madeleine Philips had at any rate distracted censorious attention from these deeper infamies. ... And now here was a crisis in his life. Through some idiotic entanglement manifestly con- nected with this missing boy, he had got tarred 176 BEALBY by his brother's brush and was under grave suspicion for liveliness and disrespect. The thing might be his professional ruin. And he loved the suppressed possibihties of his work beyond measure. It was a thing to make him absent-minded even in the company of Madeleine. §5 Not only were the first and second strands in the composition of Captain Douglas in conflict with all his appearances and preten- sions, but they were also in conflict with one another. He was full of that concealed resolve to do and serve and accomplish great things in the world. Tl;iat was surely purpose enough to hide behind an easy-going unpretending gentlie- manliness. But he was also tremendousljjf attracted by Madeleine Philips, more par- ticularly when she was not there. A beautiful woman may be the inspiration of a great career. This however he was be- ginning to find was not the ^ case with himself. He had believed it at first and written as much and said as much, and said it very variously and gracefully. But becoming more and more distinctly dear to his intelligence was the fact that the very reverse was the case. Miss THE SEEKING OF BEALBY ^T^ Madeleine Philips was making it very manifest to Captain Douglas that she herself was a career; that a lover, With any other career in view need not — as the- i^vertisements say— apply. And the time sh^i^i^p^ ! The distress of b^lng"with her ! And the distress of not being with her ! She was such a proud and lovely and en- trancing and distressing being to remember^ and such a vain and difficult thing to be with. She knew clearly that she was made for love, for she had made herself for love, and she went through life like its empress with all mankind and numerous women at her feet. And she had an ideal of the lover who should win her which was like an oleo-graphic copy of a Laszlo portrait of Douglas greatly magnified. Hte was to rise rapidly to great things, he was to be a conqueror and administrator, while attending exclusively to her. ; And incidentally she would gather desperate homage from all other men of mark, and these attentions would be an added glory to her love for him. At first Captain Douglas had been quite prepared to satisfy all these requirements. He had met her at Shorncliffej for her people were quite good military people, and he had worshipped his way straight to her feet. He had made the most delightfully simple and delicate love to 12 178 BEALBY her. He had given up his secret vice of think- ing for the writing of quite surprisingly clever love-letters, and the little white paper models had ceased' for a time to flutter in lonely places. And then the thought of his career returned to him, from a new aspect, as something he might lay at her feet. And once it had returned to him it remained with him. " Some day," he said, " and it may not be so very long, some of those scientific chaps will invent flying.' Then the army will have ^to take it up, you know." "I should love," she said, "to soar through the air." He talked one day of going on active service. How would it affect them if he had to do so ? It was a necessary part of a soldier's lot. " But I shotild come too ! " she said. " I should come with you." " It might not be altogether convenient," he said, for already he had learnt that Madeleine Philips usually travelled with quite a large number of trunks and considerable impressive- ness. Of course," she sa.id, " it would be splendid ! How could I let you go alone ? You would be the great general and I should be with you always." " Not always very comfortable," he sug- gested. THE SEEKING OF BEALBY 179 " Silly boy ! — I < shouldn't mind that ! How little you know me ! Any hardship ! " " A woman — ^if she isn't a nurse " " I should come dressed as a man. I would be your groom. ..." He tried to think of her dressed as a man, but nothing on earth could get his imagination any further than a vision of her dressed as a Principal Boy. She was so delightfully gjid valiantly not virile ; her hair would have flowed, her body would have moved, a richly fluent femininity — ^visible through any disguise. §6 That was in the opening stage of the contro- versy between their careers. In those days they were both acutely in love with each other. Their friends thought the spectacle quite beautiful ; they went together so well. Admirers, fluttered with the pride of participation, asked them for week-ends together; those theatrical week-ends that begin on Sunday morning and end on Monday afternoon. She confided widely. And when at last there was something like a rupture it became the concern of a large circle of friends. The particulars of the breach were differently stated. It would seem that looking ahead he i8o BEALBY had announced his intention of seeing the French army manoeuvres just when it seemed probable that she would be out of an engage- ment. "But I ought to see what they are doing," he said. " They're going to try those new dirigibles." Then should she come ? He wanted to whisk about. It wouldn't be any fun for her. They might get landed at nightfall in any old hole. And besides people would talk Especially as it was in France. One could do unconventional things in England one couldn't in France, .^tmosphere was different. For a time after that halting explanation she nia.intained a silence. Then, she spoke in a voice of deep feeling. She perceived, she said, that he wanted his freedom. She would be the last person to hold a reluctant lover to her side. He might go — to any manoeuvres. He might go if he wished round the world. He might go away from her for ever. She would - not detain him, cripple him, hamper a career she had once been assured she inspired. . . . The unfortunate man torn between his love and his profession protested that he hadn't meant that. Then what had he meant ? He realized he had meant something re- THE SEEKING OF BEALBY i8i markably like it, and he found great difficulty in expressing these fine distinctions. . . . She banished him from her presence for a month, said he might go to his manoeuvres — with her blessing. As for herself, that was her own affair. Some day perhaps he might know more of the heart of a woman. , . . She choked back tears — very beautifully, and military science suddenly became a trivial matter. But she was firm. He wanted to go. He must go. For a month anyhow. He went sadly. ... Into this opening breach rushed friends. It was the inestimable triumph of Judy Bowles to get there first. To begin with Madeleine confided in her and then, availing herself of the privilege of a distant cousinship, she com- manded Douglas to tea in her Knightsbridge flat and had a good straight talk with him. She liked good straight talks with holiest young men about their love affairs ; it was almost the only form of flirtation that the Professor, who was a fierce tough undiscrimin- ating man upon the essentials of matrimony, permitted her. And there was something peculiarly gratifying about Douglas's com-- plexion. Under her guidance he was induced to declare that he could not live without Madeleine, that her love was the heart of his life, without it he was nothiiig and with it he i82 BEALBY could conquer the world. . . . Judy per- mitted herself great protestations on behalf of Madeleine, and Douglas was worked up to the pitch of kissing her intervening hand. He had little silvery hairs, she saw, all over his temples. And he was such a simple perplexed dear. It was a rich beautiful afternoon for Judy. And then in a very obvious way Judy, who was already deeply in love with the idea of a caravan tour and the *' wind oh the heath " and the " Gipsy life " and the " open road " and all the rest of it, worked this charming little love difficulty into her scheme, utilized her reluctant husband to arrange for the coming of Douglas, confided in Mrs. Geedge. ... And Douglas went off with his perplexities. He gave up all thought of France, week-ended at Shonts instead, to his own grave injury, returned to London Unexpectedly by a Sunday train, packed for France and started. He reathed Rheims on Monday afternoon. And then the image of Madeleine which always became more beautiful and mysterious and commanding with every mile he put between them would not let him go on. He made unconvincing excuses to the Daily Excess military expert with whom he was to have seen things — " There's a woman in it, my boy, and you're a fool to go," said the Daily Excess man, " but of course you'll, go, and I for one THE SEEKING OF BEALBY 183 don't blame you " He hurried back to London and was at Judy's trysting-place even as Judy had anticipated. And when he saw Madeleine standing in the sunlight, pleased and proud and glorious, with a sm^e in her eyes and trembling on her lips, with a strand or so of her beautiful hair and a streamer or so of delightful blue fluttering in the wind about her gracious form, it seemed to him for the moment that leaving the manoeuvres and coming back to England was quite a right and almost a magnificent thing to do. §7 This meeting was no exception to their Other meetings. The coming to her was a crescendo of poetical desire, the sight of her a fChmax and then — an accumulation of irritations. He had thought being with her would be pure delight, and as they went over the down straying after the Bowles and the Geedges towards the Redlake Hotel he already found himself rather urgently asking her to marry him, and being annoyed by what he regarded as her evasiveness. He walked along with the restrained move- ment of a decent Englishman, he seemed as it ^ere to gesticulate only through his clenched 84 BEALBY eeth, and she- floated beside him, in a blue xess that with a wonderful foresight she ad planned for breezy uplands on the basis f Botticelli's Primavera. He was urging her marry him soon ; he needed her, he could ot live in p^ace without her. It was not at 11 what he had come to say ; he could not ecoUect that he had come to say anything, lut now that he was with her it was the only hing he could find to say to her. ' " But, my dearest boy," she said, "how are ;^e to marry ? What is to become of your areer and my career?" " I've left my career ! " cried Captain )ouglas with the first clear liote of irritation in lis voice. "Oh! don't let us quarrel," she cried. 'Don't let us talk of aU those distant things, ^et us be happy. Let us enjoy just this lovely [ay and the sunshine and the freshness and he beauty. . . . Because you know we are natching these days. We have so few days ogether. Each — each must be a gem. . . . .ook, dear, how the breeze sweeps through hese tall^ dry stems that stick up everywhere' -low broad ripples." She was a perfect work of art, abolishing ime and obligations. For. a tjme they walked in silence. Then Captain Douglas said, " All very well — ^beauty THE SEEKING OF BEALBY 185 and all that — ^but. a fellow likes to know where he is." She did not answer immediately and then she said, "I believe you are angry because you have come away from France." " Not a bit of it," said the Captain stoutly. " I'd come away from anywhere to be with you." " I wonder," she said. " WeU,— haven't I ? " " I 'wonder if you ever are with me. . . , Oh ! — I know you want me. I know you desire> me. But the real thing, the happiness, — ^love., What is anything to love — anything at all ? " In this strain they continued until their footsteps led them through the shelter of a group of beeches. And there the gallant Captain sought expression in deeds. He kissed her hands, he sought her lips: She resisted softly. "No," she said,- "only if you love me with all your heart." ' Then suddenly, wonderfully, conqueringly she yielded, him her lips. " Oh ! " ''she sighed presently, " if only you understood." And leaving speech at that enigma she kissed again. . . . But you see now how difficult it was under these mystically, loving conditions to introduce i86 BEALBY the ide»a of a prompt examination and. dispatch of Bealby. Already these days were conse- crated. ... And then you seie Bealby vanished — going seaward. . . . Even the crash of the caravan disaster did little to change the atmosphere. In spite of a certain energetic quality in the Professor's direction of the situation — he was a httle embittered because his thumb was sprained and his knee bruised rather badly and he had a slight ^brasion over one ear and William had bitten his calf — ^the general disposition was to treat the affair hilariously. Nobody seemed really hurt except '\Villiam, — ^the Professor was not so much hurt as annoyed — and WiUiara's., injuries though striking were all superficial, a sprained jaw and grazes and bruises and little things like that; everybody was heartened up to the idea of damages to be paid for ; and neither the internal injuries to the caravan nor the' hawker's estimate of his stock-in-trade proved to be as great as one might reasonably have expected. Before sunset the caravan was safely housed in the Winthorpe-Sutbu% public-house, William had found a congenial corner in the bar parlour, where his account of an inside view of the catastrophe and his views upon Professor Bowles were much appreci- ated, the hawker had made a bit extra by THE SEEKING OF BEALBY 187 carting all the luggage to the Redlake Royal Hotel, and the caravanners and their men-folk had loitered harmoniously back to this refuge. Madeleine had walked aiong the road beside Captain Douglas and his motor bicycle, which he had picked up at the now desolate encamp- ment. " It only remains/' she said, " for that thing to get broken." " But I may want it," he said. " No," she said, " Heaven has poured us together and now. He has smashed the vessels. At least He has smashed one of the vessels. And look ! — ^like a great shield, there is the moon. It's the : Hfxvest Moon, isn't it ? " " No," said the Captain, with his poetry running away with him. " It's the Lovers' Moon." " It's like a benediction rising over our meeting." And it was certainly far too much like a benediction for the Captain to talk about Bealby. 'That night was a perfect flight for lovers, a night flooded with a kindly radiance, so that the warm mystery of the centre of life seemed to lurk in every shadow, and hearts throbbed instead of beating and eyes were stars. After dinner everyone found wraps and slipped out into the moonlight j the Geedges vanished like i88 BEALBY moths ; the Professor made no secret that Judy was transfigured for him. Night works these miracles. The only other visitors there, a brace of couples, resorted to the boats upon the little lake. Two enormous waiters remciving the coffee cups from the small tables upon the veranda heard Madeleine's beautiful voice for a little while, and then it wa^ stilled. . . . § 8 The morning found Captain , Douglas in a state of reaction. He was anxious to explain quite clearly to Madeleine how necessary it was that he should go in search of Bealby forth- with. - He was beginning to realize now just what a chance in the form of BeallQr had slipped through his fingers. He had dropped Bealby, and now the thing to do was to pick up Bealby again before he was altogether lost. Her pro- fessional life unfortunately had given Miss Philips the habit of never rising before midday, and the Captain had to pass the time as well as he could until the opportunity for his explana- ation came. A fellow couldn't go of£ without an explana- tion. ... He passed the time with Professor Bowles upon the golf-links. THE SEEKING OF BEALBY 189 The Professor was a first-rate player and an unselfish one ; he wanted all other players to be as good as himself. He would spare no pains to make them so. If he saw 'them committing any of the many errors into whict golfers fall he would teU them of it and tell them why it was an error, and insist upon showing them just how to avoid it in future. He would point out any want of judgment, and not confine himself as so many professional golf teachers do merely to the stroke. After a time he found, it necessary to hint to the Captain that nowadays a military man must accustom himself to self- control. The Captain kept Pishing and Tush- ing and presently it was only too evident swearing softly ; his play got jerky, his' strokes were forcible without any real strength, once he missed the globe altogether and several times he sliced badly. The eyes under his light eyelashes were wicked little things. 'He remembered that he had always detested golf. And the Professor. He had always detested the Professor. And his caddie ; at least he would have always detested his caddie if he had,knowh him long enough. His caddie was one of those madden- ing boysiwith no expression at all. It didn't matter what he did or failed to do, there was the silly idiot with his stuffed face, unmoved. igo BEALBY Really of course overjoyed — but apparently unmoved. . . . " Why did I play it that way ? " the Captain repeated. " Oh ! because I hke to play it that way." "Well" said the Professor. "It isn't a recognizee! way anyhow. . . ." Then came a moment of evil pleasure. He sliced. Old Bowles shced. For once in a while he'd muffed something. Always teaching others and here he was shcing ! Why, sometimes the Captain didn't slice ! . . . He'd get out of that neatly enough. Luck ! He'd get the hole yet. What a bore it all was ! . . . Why couldn't Madeleine get up at a decent hour to see a fellow ? Why must she lie in bed when she wasn't acting ? If she had got up aU this wouldn't have happened. The shame of it ! Here he was, an able-bodied capablip man in the prime of life and the liKiriiirtg of a day playing this blockhead's game- ! Yes — blockhead's game ! " You play the like," said the Professor. " RAther," said the Captain and addressed himself to his stroke. " That's not your ball," said the Professor. " Similar position," said the Captain. "You know, you might win this hole," said the Professor. THE SEEKING OF BEALBY 191 << Who cares?" said the Captain under his breath and p^itted extravagantly. "That saves me," said the Professor and went down from a distance of twelve yards. The Captain, full of an irrational resentment, did his best to halve the holeand failed. "You ought to put in a week at nothing but. putting," said the Professor. " It would save you at least a stroke a hole. I've noticed that on almost every green, if I haVen't beaten you before I pull up in the putting." The Captain pretended not to hear and said a lot of rococo things inside himself. It was Madeleine who had got him in for this game. A beautiful healthy girl ought to get up in the niornings, Mornings and beautiful healthy girls are all the same thing really. She ought to be dewy — positively deWy, . . . There she must be lying, warm and beautiful in bed — Kke Catherine the Great or somebody of that sort. No. It wasn't right. AH very luxurious and so on but not right. She ought to have understood that he was bound to fall a prey to the Professor if she didn't get up. Golf! Here he was, neglecting liis career ; hanging about on these beastly links, all the sound men away there in -France — it didn't do to think of it ! — and he was playing this retired tradesman's consolation ! (Beastly the Professor's legs looked from 192 BEALBY behind. The ugher a man's legs are the better he plays golf. It's almost a law.) That's what it was, a retired tradesman's consolation. A decent British soldier has -no more business to be playing golf than he has to be dressing dolls. It's a game at once worthless; and exasperating. If a man isn't perfectly fii; he cannot play golf, and when he is perfectly fit he ought to be doing a man's work in the world. If ever anything deserved the name of vice, if ever anything was pure, unforgivable dissipa- tion, surely golf was that thing. . . . And meanwhile that boy was getting more and more start. Anyone with a ha'porth of sense would have been up at five and after thsit brat — might have had him bagged and safe and back to lunch. Ass one was at times ! " You're here, sir," said the caddie. The Captain perceived he was in a nasty place, open green ahead but with some tumbled country near at hand and to the left, a rusty old gravel pit, ivrze at the sides, water at the bottom. Nasty attractive hole of a place. Sort of thing one gets into. He must puU himself together for this. After all, having undertaken to play a game one must play the game. If he hit the infernal thing, that is to say the ball, if he hit the ball so that if it didn't go straight it would go to the right rather — clear of the hedge it wouldn't be so bad to the THE SEEKING OF BEALBY 193 right. Difficult to manage. Best thing Was to think hard of the -green ahead, a long way ahead, — ^with just the slightest deflection to the right. Now then, — heels well down, club up, a good swing, keep your eye on the ball, keep your eye on the baU, keep your eye on the ball just where you mean to hit it — far below there and a little to the right — and don't worry. . . . Rap. " In the pond I think, sir." •" The water would have splashed if it had gone in the pond," said the Professor. " It must be over there in the wet sand. You hit it pretty hard, I thought." Search. The caddie looked as though he didn't care whether he found it or not. He ought to be interested. It was his profession, not just his game. But nowadays everybody had this horrid disposition towards slacking. A Tired generation we are. The world is too much with us. Too much to think about, too much to do, Madeleines, army manoeuvres, angry lawyers, lost boys — let alone such exhausting foolery as this game. ... " Got it, sir ! " said the caddie. "Where?" " Here, sir ! Up in the bush, sir ! " It was resting in the branches of a bush two yards above the slippery bank. 13 194 BEALBY " I doubt if you can play it," said the Pro- fessor, " but it will be interesting to try." The Captain scrutinized the position. " I can play it," he said. " You'll slip, I'm afraid," said the Professor! They were both right. Captain Douglas drove his feet into the steep slope of rusty sand below the bush, held his iron a little short and wiped the ball up and over and as he found afterwards out of the rough. All eyes followed - the ball except his. The Professor naade sounds of friendly encouragement. But the Captain Was going — going. He was on aU fours, he scrabbled handfuls of pricldy gorse, of wet sand. His feet, his ankles, his calves slid into the pond. How much more ? No. He'd reached the bottom. He proceeded to get out again as well as he could. Not so easy. The bottom of this pond sucked at him. ... When at last he rejoined the other three his hands were sandy red, his knees were sandy red, his feet were of clay, but his face was like the face of a little child . Like the face of a little fair child after it has been boiled red in its bath and then dusted over with white powder. His ears were the colour of roses,- Lancaster roses. And his eyes too had some- thing of the angry wonder of a little child distressed. . . . THE SEEKING OF BEALBY 195 " I was afraid you'd slip into the pond," said the Professor. " I didn't," said the Captain. " I just got in to see how deep it was and cool my feet — I hate warm feet." He lost that hole but he felt a better golfer now, his anger he thought was warming him up so that he would presently begin to make strokes by instinct and do remarkable things unawares. After all there is something in the phrase " getting one's blood up." If only the Professor wouldn't daily so with his ball and let one's blood get down again. Tap ! — the Professor's ball went soaring. Now for it. The Captain addressed himself to his task, altered his plans rather hastily, smote and topped the ball. The least one could expect was a sympathetic silence. But the Professor thought fit to im- prove the occasion. " You'll never drive," said the Professor, " you'll never drive with that irritable jerk in .the middle of the stroke. You might just as well smack the ball without raising your club. If you think— " The Captain lost his self-control altogether, " Look here," he said, " if you think that / care a single rap about how I hit the ball, if you think that I really want to win and do 196 BEALBY well at this beastly silly elderly childish game " He paused on the verge of ungentlemanly language. " If a thing's worth doing at all," said the Professor after a pause for reflection, " it's worth doing well." " Then it isn't worth doing at all. As this hole gives you the game — ^if you don't min d " The Captain's hot moods were so rapid that already he was acutely ashamed of himself. "Oh certainly ii you wish it," said the Pro- fessor. With a gesture the Professor indicated the altered situation to the respectful caddies, and the two gentlemen turned their faces towards the hotel. For a time they walked side by side in silence, the caddies following with hushed ex- pressions. " Splendid weathpr for the French man- oeuvres," said the Captain presently in an ojBE- hand tone, " that is to say if they are getting this weather." " At present there are a series of high-pressure systems over the whole of Europe north of the Alps," said the Professor. " It is as near set fair as Europe can be." "Fine weather for tramps and wandererSj" said the Captain after a further interval. THE SEEKING OF BEALBY 197 " There's a drawback to everythmg," said the Professor. " But it's very lovely weather." " §9 They got back to the hotel about half-past eleven and the Captain went and had an un- pleasant time with one of the tyres of his motor bicycle which had got down in the night. In replacing the tyre he pinched the top of one of his fingers rather badly. Then he got the ordnance map of the district and sat at a green table in the open air in front of the hotel windows and speculated on the probable fKght of Bealby. He had been last seen going south by east. That way lay the sea, and all boy fugitives go naturally for the sea. He tried to throw himself into the fugitive's mind and work out just exactly the course Bealby musi take to the sea. For a time he found this quite an absorbing occupation. ,f Bealby probably had no money or very little nioney. Therefore he would have to beg or steal. He wouldn't go to the workhouse be- cause he wouldn't know about the workhouse, respectable poor people never know ans^thing about the workhouse, and the Chances were he would be both too honest and too timid to steal. He'd beg. He^d beg at front doors because of igS BEALBY dogs and things and he'd probably go along a high road. He'd be more likely to beg from houses than from passers-by because a door is at first glance less formidable than a pedestrian., and more accustomed to being addressed. And he'd try isolated cottages rather than the village street doors, an isolated wayside cottage is so much more confidential. He'd ask for food— not money. All that seemed pretty sound. Now this road on the map^nto it he was bound to fall and along it he would go begging. No other ? . . . No. In the fine weather he'd sleep out. And he'd go — ten, twelve, fourteen— thirteen, thirteen miles a day. So now, he ought to be about here. And to-night, — ^here. To-morrow at the same pace, — ^here. But suppose he got a lift ! . . . He'd only get a slow lift if he got one at all. It wouldn't make much difference in the cal- culation. . . . So if to-morrow one started and went on to these cross roads marked Inn, just about twenty-six miles it must be by the scale, and beat round it one ought to get something in the way of tidings of Mr. Bealby. Was there any reason why Bealby shouldn't go on south by east and seaward ? . . . THE SEEKING OF BEALBY 199 None. And now there remained nothing to do but to explain all this clearly to Madeleine. And why didn't she come down ? Why didn't she come down ? But when one got Bealby what would one do with him ? Wring the truth out of him — ^half by threats and half by persuasion. Suppose after all he hadn't any connexion with the upsetting of Lord Moggeridge ? He had. Suppose he hadn't. He had. He had. He had. And when one had the truth ? Whisk the boy right up to London and con- front the Lord Chancellor with the facts. But suppose he wouldn't be confronted with the facts. He was a touchy old sinner. . . . For a time Captain Douglas baulked at this difficulty. Then suddenly there came into his head the taU figure, the long moustaches of that kindly popular figure, his adopted uncle Lord Chickney. Suppose he took the boy straight to Uncle Chickney, told him the whole story. Even the Lord Chancellor would scarcely refuse ten minutes to General Lord Chickney. . . . The clearer the plans of Captain Douglas grew the more anxious he became to put them before Madeleine — clearly and convinc- ingly. ... Because first he had to catch his boy. . . . 200 . BEALBY Presently as Captain Douglas fretted at the continued eclipse of Madeleine, his thumb went into his waistcoat pocket and found a piece of paper. He drew it out and looked at it. It was a little piece of stifi note-paper cut into the shape of a curved V rather after the fashion of a soaring bird. It must have been there for months. He looked at it. His care- wrinkled brow relaxed. . He glanced over his shoulder at the house and then held this little scrap high over his head and let go. It de- scended with a slanting flight curving round to the left, and then came about and swept down to the ground to the right. . . . Now why did it go like that ? As if it changed its mind. He tried it again. Same result. . . . Suppose the curvature of the wings was a little greater ? Would it make a more acute or a less acute angle ? He did not know. . . . Try it. He felt in his pocket for a piece of paper, found Lady; Laxton's letter, produced a stout pair of nail scissors in a sheath from his waistcoat pocket, selected a good clear sheet, and set himself to cut out his improved V. . . . As he did so his eyes were on V number one, on the ground. It would be interesting to see if this thing turned about to the left again. If in fact it would go on zig-zagging. It ought he felt to do so. But to test that one ought THE SEEKING OF BEALBY 201 to release it from some higher point so as to give it a longer flight. Stand on the chair ? . . . Not in front of the whole rotten hotel. And there was a beastly looking man in a green apron coming out of the house, — the sort of man who looks at you. He might come up and watch ; these feilows are equal to anything of that sort. Captain Douglas replaced his scissors and scraps in his pockets, leaned back with an affectation of boredom, got up, lit a cigarette — sort of thing the man in the green apron would think all righf — and strolled off towards a clump of beech trees, beyond which were bushes and a depression. There perhaps one might be free from observation. Just try these things for a bit. That point about the angle was a curious one ; it made one feel one's ignorance not to know that. . . . §10 The ideal King has a careworn look, he rules, he has to do things, but the ideal Queen is radiant happiness, tall and sweetly dignified, simply she has to be things. And when at last towards midday Que6n Madeleine dispelled the ^clouds of the morning and came shining back into the world that waited outside her door, she was full of thankfulness for herself 202 BEALBY and for the empire that was given her. She knew she was a dehcious and wonderful thing, she knew she was well done, her hands, the soft folds of her dress as she held it up, the sweep of her hair from her forehead pleased her, she lifted her chin but not too high for the almost unenvious homage in the eyes of the housemaid on the staircase. Her descent was well timed for the lunch gathering of the hotel guests ; there was " Ah ! — ^here she comes at last ! " and there was her own particular court out upon the verandah before the entrance, Geedge and the Professor and Mrs. Bowles—, and Mrs. Geedge coming across the lawn, — and the lover ? She canie on down and out into the sunshine. She betrayed no surprise. The others met her with flattering greetings that she returned smilingly. But the lover — — ? He was not there ! It was as if the curtain had gone up on almost empty stalls. He ought to have been worked up and waiting tremendously. He ought to have spent the morning in writing a poem to her or in writing a delightful poetical love -letter she could carry away and read, or in wandering alone and thinking about her. He ought; to be feeling now Uke the end of a vigil. He ought to be standing now, a little in the back- THE SEEKING OF BEALBY 203 ground and with that pleasant flush of his upon his face and that shy, subdued, re- luctant look that was so infinitely more flatter- ing than any boldness of admiration. And then she would go towards him, for she was a giving type, and hold out both hands to him, and he, as though he couldn't help it, in spite of all his British reserve, would take one and hesitate — which made it all the more marked — and kiss it. . . . Instead of which he was just not there. ... No visible disappointment dashed her bravery. She knew that at the slightest flicker Judy and Mrs. Geedge would guess and that anyhow the men would guess nothing. " I've rested," she said, "I've rested delightfully. What have you all been doing ? " Judy told of great conversations, Mr. Geedge had been looking for trout in the stream, Mrs. Geedge with a thin Uttle smile said she had been making a few notes and — she added the word with dehberation—" observations," and Professor Bowles said he had had a round of golf with the Captain. " And he lost ? " asked Madeleine. " He's careless in his drive and impatient at the greens," said the Professor modestly. " And then ? " " He vanished," said the Professor, recognizing the true orientation of her interest. 204 BEALBY There was a little pause and Mrs. Geedge said, " You' know " and stopped short. Interrogative looks focused upon her. "It's so odd," she said. Curiosity increased. " I suppose one ought not to say," said Mrs. Geedge, " and yet — why shouldn't one ? " " Exactly," said Professor Bowles and every- one drew a little nearer to Mrs. Geedge. " One can't help being amused," she saidv " It was so— extraordinary." " Is it something about the Captain ? " asked Madeleine. " Yes. You see, — he didn't see me." "Is he— is he writing poetry?" Madeleine was much entertained and reheved at the thought. That would account for every-* thing. The poor dear ! He hadn't been able to, find some rhyme ! / But one gathered from the mysterious airs of Mrs. Geedge that he was not writing poetry. " You see," she said, " I was lying ; out there among the bushes, just jotting dov^^n a few little things, — and he came by. And he went down into the hollow out of sight. ... And what do you think he is doing ? You'd never guess ? He's been' at it for twenty minutes." They didn't guess. " He's playing with little bits of paper— THE SEEKING OF BEALBY 205 oh ! like a kitten plays with dead leaves. He throws them up — and they flutter to the ground— and then he pounces on them." " But " said Madeleine. And then very brightly, " Let's go and see ! " She was amazed. She couldn't understand. She hid it under a light playfulness, that threatened to become distraught. Even when presently, after a very careful stalking of the dell under the guidance of Mrs. Geedge, with the others in support, she came in sight of him, she' still found him incredible. Ther6 was her lover, her devoted lover, standing on the top bar of a fence, his legs wide apart and his body balanced with difficulty, and in his fingers poised high was a little scrap of paper. This was the man who should have been waiting in the hall with feverish anxiety. His fingers released the little model and down it went drifting. . . . He seemed to be thinking of nothing else in the world. She might never have been born ! . • . Some noise, some rustle, caught his ear. He turned his head quickly, guiltily, and saw her and her companions. And then he crowned her astonish^ient. No love-Hght leapt to his eyes ; he uttered no cry of joy. Instead he clutched wildly at the air, shouted, " Oh damn ! " and came down 2o6 BEALBY with a cotnJ)licated inelegance on all fours upon the ground. He was angry with her — ^^angry ; she could see that he was extremely angry. §11 \ So it was that the incompatibilities of man and woman arose again in the just recovering love -dream of Madeleine Philips. But now the discord was far more evident than it had been at the first breach. Suddenly her dear lover, her flatterer, her ; worshipper, had become a strange averted^ man. He scrabbled up two of his paper scraps before he came towards her, still with no love-light in his eyes. He kissed her hand as if it was a matter of course and said almost immediately: "I've been hoping for you all the endless morning. I've had to amuse my- self as best I can." His tone was resentful. He spoke as if he had a claim upon her, upon her attentions? As if it wasn't entirely upon his side that obligations lay. She resolved that shouldn't deter her from being charming. And all through the limch she was as charni- ing as she could be, and under such treatment that rebellious ruffled quality vanished from THE SEEKING OF BEALBY 207 his manner, vanished so completely that she could wonder if it had really been evident at any time. The alert servitor returned. She was only too pleased to forget the dis- appointment of her descent and forgive him, and it was with a puzzled incredulity that she presently saw his " difficult " expression re- turning. It was an odd little knitting of the brows, a faint absent-mindedness, a filming of the brightness of his worship. He was just perceptibly indifferent to the charmed and charming things he was sapng. It' seemed best to her to open the question herself. " Is there something on your miiid. Dot ? " " Dot " was his old school nickname. " Well no — ^not exactly on my mind. But It's a bother of course. There's that confounded boy. . . ." "Were you trying some sort of divination about him ? With those pieces of paper ? " " No. That was different. That was — ^just .something else. But you see that boy Probably clear up the whole of the Moggeridge bother — and you know it is a bother. Might turn out beastly awkward. . . ." It was extraordinarily difficult to express. He wanted so much to stay with^ her and he wanted so much to go. But all reason, all that was expressible, all 2o8 BEALBY that found vent in words and definite sugges- tions was on the side of an immediate pursuit of Bealby. So that it seemed to her he wanted and intended to go much i^ore definitdy than he actually did. That divergence of purpose flawed a beautiful afternoon, cast chill shadows of silences over their talk, arrested endearments. She was irritated. About six o'clock she urged him to go ; she did not mind, anyhow she had things to see to, letters to write, and she left him with an effect of leaving him for ever. He went and overhauled his motor bicycle thoroughly, and then an aching dread of separation from her arrested him. Dinner, the late June sunset and the moon seemed to bring them together again. Almost harmoniously he was able to suggest that he should get up very early the next morning, pursue and capture Bealby and return for lunch. " You'd get up at dawn ! " she cried. " But how perfectly Splendid the midsummer dawn must be." Then she had an inspiration. " Dot ! " she cried, " I will get up at dawn also and come with you. . . . Yes, but as you say he cannot be more than thirteen miles away we'd catch him warm in his little bed somewhere. And the freshness ! The dewy freshness ! " THE SEEKING OF BEALBY 209 And she laughed her beautiful laugh and said it would be " Such Fun ! " entering as she supposed into his secret desires and making the most perfect of reconciliations. They were to have tea first, which she would prepare with the caravan lamp and kettle. Mrs. Geedge would hand it over to her. She broke into song. " A Hunting' we -will go — ooh," she sang. " A Hunting we will go. . . ." But she could not conquer the churlish under- side of the Captain's nature even by^ such efforts. She threw a glamour of vigour and fun over the adventure, but some cold streak in his composition was insisting all the time that as a boy hunt the attempt failed. /Various little delays in her preparations prevented a start before half-past seven, he let that weigh with him, and when sometimes she clapped her hands and ran — and she ran like a deer, and sometimes she sang, he said something about going at an even pace. At a quarter-past one Mrs. Geedge observed them returning. They were walking abreast and about six feet apart, they bore themselves grimly after the manner of those who have delivered tdtimata and ^they conversed no more. ... In the afternoon Madeleine kept her own room exhausted, and Captain Douglas sought 14 210 BEALBY opportunities of speaking to her in vain. His face expressed distress and perplexity, with momentary lapses into wrathful resolution, and he evaded Judy and her leading questions and talked about the weather with Geedge. He declined a proposal of the Professor's to go round the links, with especial reference to his neglected putting. " You ought to, you know," said the Professor. About half-past three and without any publication of his intei\tion. Captain Douglas departed upon his motor bicycle. . . . Madeleine did not reappear untU dinner- time, and then she was clad inrlace and gaiety that impressed the naturally vety good obser- vation of Mrs. Geedge as unreail. ' § 12 The Captain, a confusion of motives that was as it were a mind returning to chaos, started upon his motor bicycle. He had seen tears in her eyes. Just for one instant, but certainly they were tears. Tears of vexation. Or sorrow ? (Which is the worse thing for a Jpver to arouse, grief or resentment ?) But this boy must be caught, because if he was not caught a perpetually developing story of imbecile practical joking upon eminent and iniluential persons would eat Hke a cancer into THE SEEKING OF BEALBY 211 the Captain's career. And if his career was spoilt what >J$($t of thing would he be as a lover ? Not to mention that he might never get a chance then to try fl5dng for military purposes. ... So anyhow, anyhow this boy must be caught. But quickly, for women's ;hearts are tender, they will hot stand exposure to hardship. There is a kind of unreasonable- ness natural to goddesses. Unhappily this was an expedition needing wariness, delibera- tion, and one brought- to it a feverish hurry to get back. There must be self-control There must be patience. Such occasions try the soldierly quality of a man. ... It added nothing to the Captain's self-control that after he had travelled ten miles he found he had forgotten his quite indispensable map and had to return for it. Then he was seized again ^th doubts about his inductions and went over them again, sitting by the roadside. (There must be patience.) ... He went on at a pace of thirty-five miles an hour to the Inn he had marked upon his map as Bealby's limit for the second evening. It was a beastly little inn, it stewed tea for the Captain atrociously, and it knew nothing of Bealby. In the adjacent cottages also they had never heard of Bealby. Captain Douglas revised his deductions for the third time and came to the conclusion that he had not made a proper allowance for Wednesday 212 BEALBY afternoon. Then there was all Thursday, and the longer, lengthening part of Friday. He might have done thirty miles or more already. And he might have crossed this corner — in- conspicuously. Siippose he hadn't after all come along this road ! He had a momentary vision of Madeleine with eyes brightly tearful. " You left me for a Wild Goose Chase," he fancied her saying. . . . One must stick to one's job. A soldier more particularly must stick to his job. Consider Balaclava. . . . He decided to go on along this road and try the incidental cottages that his reasoning led him to suppose were the most hkely places at which Bealby would ask for food. It was a business demanding patience and politeness. So a number of cottagers, for the greater part they were elderly women past the fiercer rush and hurry of-hfe, grandmothers and ancient dames or wives at leisure with their children away at the Council schools, had a caller that aft-ernoon. Cottages are such lonely places in the daytime that even district visitors and canvassers are godsends, and only tramps ill- received. Captain Douglas ranked high in the scale of visitors. There was something about him, his fairness, a certain handsomeness, his quick colour, his active speech, which interested THE SEEKING OF BEALBY 213 women at all times, and now an indefinable flow of romantic excitement conveyed itself to his interlocutors. He encountered the utmost civility ever5^here, doors at first tentatively ajar opened wider at the sight of him, and there was a kindly disposition to enter into his troubles - lengthily and deliberately. They listened attentively to his demands, and before they testified to Bealby's sustained absence from their perception they would for the most part ask numerous questions in return. They wanted to hear the Captain's story, the reason for his research, the relationship between himself and the boy, they wanted to feel something of the sentiment of the thing. After that was the season for negative facts. Perhaps when every- thing was stated they might be able to, conjure up what he wanted. He was asked in to have tea twice, for he looked not only, pink and dusty but dry, and one old lady said that years ago she had lost just such a boy [ as Bealby seemed to be — " Ah ! not in the way yow have lost him "-^and she wept, poor old dear ! and was only comforted after she had told the Captain three touching but extremely lengthy and detailed -^anecdotes of Bealby's vanished prototype. (Fellow cannot rush away, you know ; still all this sort of thing, accumulating, means a confounded lot of delay.) 214 J5JbAL£J Y And then there was a deaf old man. ... A very, very tiresome deaf old man who said at first he had seen Bealby. . . . After all the old fellow was deaf. . . . The sunset found the Captain on a breezy common forty miles away from the Redlake Royal Hotel and by this time he knew that fugitive boys cannot be trusted to follow the lines even of the soundest inductions. This business meant a search. Should he pelt back to Redlake and start again more thoroughly on the morrow ? A moment of temptation. If he did he knew she wouldn't let him go. No! NO! He must make a sweeping movement through the country to the left, trying up and down the roads that, roughly speaking, radiated from Redlake between the twenty-fifth and the thirty-fifth milestone. ... It was night and high moonlight when at last the Captain reached Cray minster, that little old town decayed to a village, in the- Crays valley. He was hungry, dispirited, quite unsuccessful and here he resolved to eat and rest for the night. He would have a meal, for by this time he was ravenous, and then go and talk in the bar or the tap about Bealby. THE SEEKING OF BEALBY 315 Until he had eaten he felt he could not endure the sound of his own voice repeating' what had already become a tiresome stereotyped formula : " You haven't I suppose seen or heard any- thing during the last two days of a small boy — little chap of about thirteen — wandering about ? He's a sturdy resolute little fellow with a high colour, short wiry hair, rather dark. ..." The White Hart at Crayminster after some negotiations produced mutton cutlets and Australian hock. As he sat at his meal in the small ambiguous respectable dining-room of the inn — adorned with framed and glazed beer advertisements, crinkled paper fringes and in- sincere sporting prints — he became aware of a murmurous confabulation going on in the bar- parlour. It must certainly, he felt, be the bar parlour. . . , He could not hear distinctly, and yet it seemed to him that the conversational style of Crayminster was abnormally rich in expletive. And the tone was odd. It had a steadfast quality of comftiination. He brushed off a crumb from his jack6t, ht a cigarette and stepped across the passage to put his hopeless questions. The talk ceased abruptly at his appearance. It was one of those deep-toned bar parlours that ar^ so infinitely more pleasant to the eye than the tawdry decorations of the genteel accommodation. It was brown with a trimming of green paper hops a,nd it had a jaairror and glass shelves sustaining bottles and tankards. Six or seven individuals were sitting about the room. They had a numerous effect. There was a man in very light floury tweeds, with a floury bloom on his face and hair and an anxious depressed expression. He was clearly a baker. He sat forward as though he nursed something precious under the table. Next him was a respectable-rlooljing, regular-featured, fair man with a large head, and a ruddy-faced butcher- like individual smoked a clay pipe by the side of the fireplace A further individual with an alert intrusive look might have been a grocer's assistant associating above himself. " Evening," said the Captain. " Evening," said the man with the large head guardedly. The Captain came to the hearthrug with an affectation of ease. "I suppose," he began, " that you haven't any of you seen anything of a small boy, wandering about. He's a little chap about thirteen. Sturdy, resolute-looking little fellow with a high colour, short wiry hair, rather dark. . . ." He stopped short arrested by the excited paovements of thg butcher's pipe and by THE SEEKING OF BEALBY 217 the changed expressions of the rest of the company. "We— we seen 'im," the man with the big head managed to say at last. " We seen 'im all right," said a voice out of the darkness beyond the range of the lamp. The baker with the melancholy expression interjected, " I don't care if I don't ever see 'im again." " Ah ! " said the Captain, astonished to find himself suddenly beyond hoping on a hot fresh scent. "Now all that's very interesting. Where did you see him ? " . "Thunderin' vicious little varmint," said the butcher. " Owdacious." " Mr. Benshaw," said the voice from the shadows, " 'E's arter 'im now with a shot gun loaded up wi' oats. 'E''ll pepper 'im if 'e gets 'im, Bill will, you bet your 'at. And serve 'im jolly well right tew." " I doubt," said the baker, " I doubt if I'll ever get my stummik — ^not thoroughly proper again. It's a Blow I've 'ad. 'E give me a Blow. Oh ! Mr. 'Orrocks, coulA I trouble you for another thimbleful of brandy ? Just a thimbleful neat. It eases the ache. , . ." CHAPTER THE SIXTH BEALBY AND THE TRAMP BEALBY was loth to leave the caravan party even when by his own gross negli- gence it hati ceased to he a caravan party. He made off regretfully along the crest of the hills through bushes of yew and box until the clamour Df the disaster was no longer in his ears. Then ie halted for a time and stood sorrowing and Listening, and then turned up by a fence along the border of a plantation and so came into a little overhung road. His ideas of his immediate future were vague in the extreme. He was a receptive expecta- tion. Since his departure from the gardener'*^ ;ottage circumstances had handed him on. rhey had been interesting but unstable circum- stances. He supposed they would still hand tiim on. So far as he had any definite view ibout his intentions it was that he was running away to sea. And that he was getting hungry. It was also, he presently discovered, getting BEALBY AND THE. TRAMP 219 dark very gently and steadily. And the over- hung road after some tortuosities expired suddenly upon the bosom of a great grey empty common with distant mysterious hedges. It seemed high time to Bealby that something happened of a comforting nature. • Always hitherto something or someone had come to his help when the world grew dark and cold, and given him supper and put him or sent him to bed. Even when he had passed a night in the interstices of Shonts he had known there was a bed at quite a Httle distance under the stairs. If only that loud Voice hadn't shouted curses whenever he moved he would have gone to it. But as he went across this common in the gloaming it became apparent that this amiable routine was to be broken. For the first time he realized the world could be a homeless world. And it had become very still. Disagreeably still, and full of ambiguous shadows. That common was not only an unsheltered place, he felt, but an unfriendly place, and he -hurried to a gate at the farther end. He kept glancing to the right and to the left. It would be pleasanter when 4ie had got through that gate and shut it after him. , In England there are no grey wolves. Yet at times one thinks of wolves, grey 220 BEALBY wolves, the colour of twilight and running noiselessly, almost noiselessly, at the side of their prey for quite a long time before they close in on it. In England, I say, there are no grey wolves. Wolves were extinguished in the reign of Edward the Third ; it was in the histories, and since then no free wolf has trod the soil of England ; only menagerie captives. Of course there may be escaped v^olves I Now the gate ! — sharp through it and slam it behind you, and a little brisk run and so into this plantation that slopes downhill. This is a sort of path, vague, but it must be a path. Let us hope it is a path. What was that among the trees ? It stopped, surely it stopped, as Bealby stopped. Pump, pump Of course! that was one's heart. Nothing there ! Just fancy. Wolves live in the open ; they do not come into woods like this. And besides, there are no wolves. And if one shouts — even if it is but a phantom voice one produces, they gO away. They are cowardly things — really. Such as there aren't. And there is the power of the human eye. Which is why they stalk you and watch you and evade you when you look, and creep and creep and creep behind you I Turn sharply. BEALBY AND THE TRAMP 221 Nothing. How this stuff rustled under the feet ! In woods at twilight, with innumerable things darting from trees and eyes watching you everywhere, it would be pleasanter if one coujd walk without making quite such a row. Presently surely, Bealby told himself, he Would come out on a high road and meet other people and say " Good-night " as they passed. Jolly other people they would be, answering, " Good- night." He was now going at a moistening trot. It was getting darker and he stumbled against things. When you tumble down wolves leap. Not of course that there are any wolves. It was stupid to keep thinking of wolves in this way. Think of something else. Think of things beginning with a B. Beautiful things, boys, beads, butterflies, bears. The mind Stuck at bears. Are there such things as long grey hears ? Ugh ! Almost endless, noiseless bears ? . . . It grew darker until at last the trees were black. The night was swallowing up the flying Bealby and he' had a preposterous per- suasion that it had teeth and would begin at the back of his legs. ... 222 BEALBY §2 " Hi ! " cried Bealby weakly, hailing the glow of the fire out of the darkness of the woods above. The man by the fire peered at the sound) he had been listening to the stumbling footsteps for some time, and he answered nothing. In another minute Bealby had struggled through the hedge into the^ visible world and stood regarding the man by the fire. The phantom wolves had fled beyond Sirius. But Bealby's face was pale still from the terrors of the pursuit and altogether he looked a smallish sort of small boy. " Lost ? " said the man by the fire. " Couldn't find my way," said Bealby. " Anyone with you ? " " No." The man reflected. " Tired ? " " Bit." " Come and sit down by the fire and rest yourself." " I won't 'urt you," he added as Bealby hesitated. So far in his limited experience Bealby had never seen a human countenance _ lit from behind by a flickering red flame. The effect he found remarkable rather than pleasin^g. It giave him the most active and unstable counten- BEALBY AND THE TRAMP 223 ance Bealby had ever seen. The nose seemed to be in active oscillation between Pug and Roman, the eyes jumped out of black caves and then went back into them, the more per- manent features appeared to be a vast triangle of neck and chin. The tramp would have impressed Bealby as altogether inhuman if it had not been for the smell of cooking he diffused. There were onions in it and turnips and pepper — mouth-watering constituents, testimonials to virtue. He was making a stew in an old can that he had slung on a cross stick over a brisk fire of twigs that he was constantly replenishing. " I won't 'urt you, darn you," he repeated. " Come and sit down on these leaves here for a bit and tell me all abart it." Bealby did as he was desired. " I got lost," he said, feeling too exhausted to tell a good story. The tramp, examined more closely, became less pyrotechnic. He had a large loose mouth, a confused massive nose, much long fair hair, a broad chin with a promising beard and spots — a lot,j(of spots. Hi»' eyes looked out of deep sockets and they were sharp little eyes. He was a lean man. His hands were large and long and they kept on with the feeding of the fire as he sat and talked to Bealby. Once or twice he leant forward » and smelt the pot 224 BEALBY judiciously, but all the time the little eyes watched Bealby very closely. " Lose yer collar ? " said the tramp. Bealby felt for his collar. " I took it orf," he said. " Come far ? " " Over there," said Bealby. " Where ? " " Over there." " What place ? " " Don't know the name of it." " Then it ain't your 'ome ? " " No." " You've run away," said the man. " P'raps I 'ave," said Bealby. " P'raps you 'ave ! Why p'raps ? Yoy 'avel What's the good of telling lies about it ? When d'you start ? " " Monday," said Bealby. The tramp reflected. " Had about enough of it?" " Dunno," said Bealby truthfully. " Like some soup ?" " Yes." '"Owmuch?" " I could do with a lot," said Bealby. "Ah yah ! I didn't mean that. I meant, 'ow much for some ? 'Ow much will you pay for a nice, nice 'arf can of soup ? I ain't a darn rharity. See ? " BEALBY AND THE TRAMP 225 " Tuppence," said Bealby. The tramp shook his head slowly from side to side and took out the battered iron spoon he was using to stir the stuff and tasted -the soup lusciously. It was — ^joUy good soup and there were potatoes in it. " Thrippence," said Bealby. " 'Ow much you got ? " asked the tramp. Bealby hesitated perceptibly. " Sixpence," he said weakly. " It's sixpence," said the tramp. " Pay up." " 'Ow big a can ? " asked Bealby. The tramp felt about in the darkness behind him and produced an empty can with a jagged mouth that had once contained, the label witnessed — I quote, I do not justify — 'Deep Sea Salmon.' "That," he said, "and this chunk^of bread. . . . Right enough ? " " You will do it ? " said Bealby. " Do I look a swindle ? " cried the tramp, and suddenly a lump of the abundant hair fell over one eye in a singularly threatening manner. Bealby handed over the sixpence without further discussion. " I'll treat you fairly, you see," said the tramp, after he had spat on and pocketed the sixpence; and he did as much. He decided that the soup was ready to be served and he served it with care. Bealby began at once. "There's a nextry 15 226 BEALBY onion," said the tramp, throwing one over. " It didn't cost me much and I gives it you for nothin'. That's all right, eh ? Here's 'ealth ! " Bealby consumed his soup and bread meekly with one eye upon his host. He would, he decided, eat all he could and then sit a little while, and then get this tramp to tell him the way to — anywhere else. And the tramp wiped soup out of his can with gobbets of bread very earnestly and meditated sagely on Bealby. " You better pal in with me, matey, for a bit," he said at last. " You can't go nowhere else — not to-night." " Couldn't I walk perhaps to a town or sumpthing ? " " These woods ain't safe." '"Ow d'you mean?" " Ever 'eard tell of a gurrillia ? — sort of big black monkey thing." — "Yes," said Bealby faintly. " There's been one loose abat 'ere — oh week or more. Fact. And if you wasn't a grown up man quite and going along in the dark, well — r'e might say something to you. ... Of course 'e wouldn't do nothing where there was a fire or a man— but a Uttle chap like- you. I wouldn't like to let you do it, 'strewth I wouldn't. It's risky. Course I don't want to keep you. BEALBY AND THE TRAMP 227 There it is. You go if you like. But I'd rather you didn't. 'Onest." " Where'd he come from ? "asked Bealby. " M'nagery," said the tramp. " 'E very near bit through the fist of a chap that tried to stop 'im/' said the tramp. Bealby after weighing tramp and gorilla very. carefully in his mind decided he wouldn't, and drew closer to the fire — but not too close— and the conversation deepened. §3 It was a long and rambling conversation and the tramp displayed himself at times as quite an amiable person. It was a discourse varied by interrogations, and as a thread of departure and return it dealt with the Ufe of the road and with life at large and — hfe, and with matters of " must " and " may." Sometimes and more particularly at first Bealby felt as though, a ferocious beast lurked in the tramp and peeped out through the fallen hank of hair and might leap out upon him, and sometimes he felt the tramp was large and fine and gay and amusing, more particularly when he Mfted his voice and his bristling chin. And ever and a^ain the talker became a nasty creature and a disgusting creature, and his red-lit face was an ugly creep- 228 BEALBY ing approach that made Bealby recoil. And then again he was strong and wise. So the unstable needle of a boy's moral compass spins. The tramp used strange terms. He spoke of the "deputy" and the "doss-house," of the " spike" and " padding the hoof," of " scree vers " and "tarts" and "copper's narks." To these words Bealby attached such meanings as he could, and so the things of which the tramp talked floated unsurely into his mirid and again and again he had to readjust and revise his interpretations. And through these dim and fluctuating veils a new side of life dawned upon his consciousness, a side that was strange and lawless and dirty — in every way dirty — and dreadful and — attractive. That was the queer thing about it, that attraction; It had humour. For all its squalor and repulsiveness it was Ut by defiance and laughter, bitter laughter perhaps but laughter. It had a gaiety that Mr. Mergleson for exampk did not possess, it had a penetration, like the penetrating quaUty of onions or acids or asafoetida, that made the memory of Mr. Darling insipid. The tramp assumed from the outset that Bealby had ' done something ' and run away, and some mysterious etiquette prevented his asking directly what was the nature of his offence. But he made a number of insidious soundings. And he assumed that Bealby was BEALBY AND THE TRAMP 229 taking to the life of the road and that, until good cause to the contrary appeared, they were to remain together. " It's a tough life," he said, " but it has its points, and you got a toughish look about you." He talked of roads and the quality of roads and countryside. This was a good country- side J it wasn't overdone and there was no great hostility to wanderers and sleeping out. Some roads — the London to Brighton for example — ^if a chap struck a match somebody came running. But here unless you went pulling the haystacks about too much they left you aione. Aiid they weren't such dead nuts on their pheasants, and one had a chance of an empty cowshed. " If I've spotted a shed or an57thing with a roof to it I stay out," said the tramp, " even if it's raining cats and dogs. Otherwise it's the doss-'ouse or the' * spike.' It's the rain is the worst thing — getting wet. You haven't been wet yet, not if yoU only started Monday. Wet — ^with a chilly wind to drive it. Gaw ! I been blown out of a hoUy hedge. You would think there'd be protection in a holly hedge. . .J' " Spike's the last thing," said the tramp, "I'd rather go bare-gutted to a doss-'ouse any- when. Gaw ! — ^you've not 'ad your first taste of the spike yet." But it wasn't heaven in the doss-houses. He 230 BEALBY spoke of several of the landladies in strange but it would seem unflattering terms. " And there's always such a blamed lot of washing going on in a doss-'ouse. Always washing they are I One chap's washing 'is socks and another's washing 'is, shirt. Making a steam dr5dng it. Disgustin'. Carn't see what they want with it all.. Band to git dirty again. . . ." He discoursed of spikes, that is to say of workhouses, and of masters. " And then," he said with revolting yet alluring adjectives, " there's the bath." " That's the worst side of it," said the tramp. . . . " 'Owever it doesn't always rain, and if it doesn't rain, well, you can keep your- self dry." He came back to the pleasanter aspects of the nomadic life. He was all for the outdoor style. " Ain't we comfortable 'ere ? " he asked. He sketched out the simple larcenies that had contributed and given zest to the evening's meal. But it seemed there were also doss- houses that had the agreeable side. "Never been in one ! " he said. " But where you been sleeping since Monday ? " Bealby described the caravan in phrases that seemed suddenly thin and anaemic to his ears. " You hit 'it lucky," said the tramp. " If a chap's a kid he strikes all sorts of luck of that BEALBY AND THE TiRAMP 231 sort. Now ef I come up against three ladies travellin' in a van — ^think they'd arst me in ? Not it ! " He dwelt with manifest envy on the situation and the possibilities of the situation for some time. " You ain't dangerous," >e said ; "that's where you get in. , . .". He consoled himself by anecdotes of remark- able good fortunes of a kindred description. Apparently he sometimes travelled in the company of a lady named Izzy Berners — "a fair scorcher, bieen a regular, slap-up circus actress." And there was also "good ^ old Susan," It was a little difficult for Bealby to see the point of some of these flashes by a tendency on the part of the tramp while his thoughts turned on these matters to adopt a staccato style of speech, punctuated by brief, darkly significant guffaws. There grew in the mind of Bealby a vision of the doss-house as a large crowded place, lit by a great central fire, with much cooking afoot and much jawing and disputing going on, and then " me and I^zy sailed in. ..." The fire sank, the darkness of the woods seemed to creep nearer. The moonlight pierced the trees only in long beams that seemed to point steadfastly at unseen things, it made patches of ashen light that looked like watching faces. Under the tramp's direction Bealby 232 BEALBY skirmished round and got sticks and fed the fire until the darkness and thoughts of a possible gorUla were driven back for some yards and the tramp pronounced the blaze a " fair treat." He had made a kind of bed of leaves which he now invited Bealby to extend and share^ and l3dng feet to the fire he continued his discourse. He talked of stealing and cheating by various endearing names ; - he made these enterprises seem adventurous and facetious ; there was it seemed a peculiar sort of happy find one came upon called a " fiat," that it was not only entertaining but obligatory to swindle. He made fraud seem so smart and bright at times that Bealby found it difficult to keep a firm grasp on the fact that it was — ^fraud. ... Bealby lay upon the leaves dose up to the prone body of the tramp, and his mind and his standards became confused. The tramp's body was a dark but protecting ridge on one side of him ; he could not see the fire beyond his toes but its. flickerings were reflected by the tree stems about them, and made perplexing sudden movements that at times caught his attention and made him raise his head to watch them. . . . Against the terrors of the night the tramp had become humanity, the species, the moral basis. His voice was full of consolation ; his topics made one forget the watchful silent circumambient. Bealby 's BEALBY AND THE TRAMP 233 first distrusts faded. He began to think the tramp a fine, brotherly, generous fellow. He was also growing accustomed to a faint some- thing — shall I call it an olfactory bar — ^that had hitherto kept them apart. The monologue ceased to devote itself to the elucidation of Bealby ; the tramp was lying on his back with his fingers interlaced beneath his head and talking not so much to his companion as to the stars and the universe at large. His theme was no longer the wandering life simply but the wandering life as he had led it, and the spiritedness with which he had led it and the real and admirable quality of himself. It was that soliloquy of consolation which is the secret preservative of innumerable lives. He wanted to make it perfectly clear that he was a tramp by choice. He also wanted to make it clear that he was a tramp and no better because of the wicked folly of those he had trusted and the evil devices of enemies. In the world that contained those figures of spirit; Isopel Berners and Susan, there was also it seemed a bad and spiritless person, the tramp's wife, who had done him many passive, injuries. It was clear she did not appreciate her blessings. 'She had been much to blame. " Anybody's opinion is better than 'er 'usband's," said the tramp. " Always 'as been." Bealby had a sudden memory of Mr, Darling sajdng exactly 234 BEALBY the same thing of his mother. " She's the sort," said the tramp, " what would rather go to a meetin' than a music 'all. She'd rather drop a shilling down a crack than spend it on anything decent. If there was a choice of jobs going she'd ask which 'ad the lowest pay and the longest hours and she'd choose that. She'd feel safer. She was born scared. When there wasn't anything else to do she'd stop at 'ome and scrub the floors. Gaw ! it made a chap want to put the darn' pail over 'er 'ed, so's she'd get enough of it. . . ." '' I don't hold with all this crawling through life and saying Please," said the tramp. " I say it's my world just as much as it's your world. You may have your/orses and cf^^ riages, your 'ouses and country places and all that, and you may think Gawd sent me to run abart and work for you ; but I don't. See ? " Bealby saw. " I seek my satisfactions just as you seek your satisfactions, and if you want to get me to work you've jolly well got to make me. I don't choose to work, I choose to keep on my own and a bit loose, and take my chance where I find it. You got to take your chances in this world. Sometimes they come bad and some- times they come good. And very often you can't tell which it is when they 'ave come. . . ." Then he fell questioning Bealby again and BEALBY AND THE TRAMP 235 then he talked of the immediate future. He was beating for the seaside. "Always some- thing doing," he said.^ " You got to keep your eye on for cops ; those seaside benches, they're 'ot on tramps — give you a month for begging soon as look at you— but there's flats dropping sixpences thick as flies on a sore 'orse. You want a pal there for aU sorts of jobs. You're just the chap for it, matey. Saw it soon's ever I set eyes on you. Then you can 'ave fun. . . ." He made projects. ... Finally he became more personal and very Ottering. " Now you and me," he said, suddenly shifting himself quite close to Bealby, "we're going to be downright pals. I've took a liking to you. Me and you are going to pal together. See?" He breathed into Bealby's face and laid a hand on his knee and squeezed it, and Bealby, on the whole, felt honoured by his protec- tion. ... §4 In the unsympathetic light of a bright and pushful morning the tramp was shorn of much of his overnight glamour. It became manifest that he was' not merely offensively unshaven but extravagant^ dirty. It was not ordinary rural dirt. During the last -few days he must 236 BEALBY have had dealings of an intimate nature with coal. He was taciturn and irritable, he declared that this sleeping out would be the death of him, and the breakfast was only too manifestly wanting in the comforts of a refined home. He seemed a little less embittered after break- fast, he became even faintly genial, but he remained unpleasing. A distaste for the tramp arose in Bealby's mind, and as he walked on behind his guide and friend, he revolved schemes of unobtrusive detachment. Far be it from me to accuse Bealby of in- gratitude. But it is true that that same disinclination which made him a disloyal assistant to Mr. Mergleson was now affecting his comradeship with the tramp. And he was deceitful. He allowed the tramp to build projects in the confidence of his continued adhesion, he did not warn him of the defection he meditated. But on the other hand Bealby had acquired from his mother an effective horror of stealing. And one must admit, since the tramp admitted it, that the man stole. And another little matter had at the same time estranged Bealby from the tramp and linked the two of them together. The attentive reader will know that Bealby had exactly two shillings and twopence-halfpenny when he came down out of the woods to the fireside. He had Mrs. Bowles' half-crown and the balance of BEALBY AND THE TRAMP 237 Madeleine Philips' theatre shilling, minus six- pence-halfpenny for a collar and sixpence he had given the tramp for the soup overnight. But all this balance was now in the pocket of the tramp. Money talks and the tramp had heard it. He had not taken it away from Bealby, but he had obtained it, in this manner : "We two are pals," he said, "and one of us had better be Treasurer. That's Me. I know the ropes better. So hand over what you got there, matey." And after he had pointed out that a refusal might lead to Bealby's evisceration the transfer occurred. Bealby was searched, kindly but firmly. . . . It seemed to the tramp that this trouble had now blown over completely. Little did he suspect the rebellious and treacherous thoughts that seethed in the head of his companion. Little did he suppose that his personal appearance, his manners, his ethical flavour — ^nay, even his physical flayotir — ^were being judged in a spirit entirely vi,n- aimable. ' It seemed to him that he had ob- tained youthful and subservient companionship, companionship that would be equally agreeable and useful ; he had adopted a course that he imagined would cement the ties between them ; he reckoned not with ingratitude, " If anyone arsts you who I am, call me uncle," hcv^said. 238 BEALBY He walked along, a little in advance, sticking his toes out right and left in a peculiar wide pace that characterized his walk, and revolving schemes for the happiness and profit of the day. To begin with — ^great draughts of beer. Then tobacco. Later perhaps a little bread and cheese for Bealby. "You can't come in 'ere," he said at the first public-house. " You're under age, me boy. It ain't my doing, matey ; it's 'Erbert Samuel. You blame 'im. 'E don't objec' to you going to work for any other Mr. Samuel there may 'appen to be abart or any- thing of that sort, that's good for you, that is ; but 'e's most" particular you shouldn't go into a public-'ouse. So you just wait about outside 'ere. I'll 'ave my eye on you." " You going to spend my money ? " asked Bealby. " I'm going to ration the party," said the tramp. " You — ^you got no right to spend my money," said Bealby. " I^ — 'Ang if! — ^I'll get you some acid drops," said the tramp in tones of remonstrance. "I tell you, blame you, — ^it's 'Erbert Samuel. I can't 'elp it! I can't fight against the lor." " You 'aven't any right to spend my money," said Bealby. " Down't cut up crusty. 'Ow can / 'elp it ? " BEALBY AND THE TRAMP 239 " I'll tell a policeman. You gimme back my money and lemme go." The tramp considered the social atmosphere. It did not contain a policeman. It contained nothing but a peaceful kindly corner public- house, a sleeping dog and the back of an elderly man digging. The tramp approached Bealby in a con- Mential manner. " 'Go's going to believe you?" he said. "And besides, 'ow did you come by it ? " Moreover. " / ain't going to spend your money. I got money of my own. 'Ere I See ? " And suddenly before the dazzled eyes of Bealby he held and instantly withdrew three shillings and two coppers that seemed familiar. He had had a shilling of his own. . . . / Bealby waited outside. . . . The tramp emerged in a highly genial mood, with acid drops, and a short clay pipe going strong. " 'Ere," he said to Bealby with just the faintest flavour of magnificence over the teeth-held pipe and handed over not only the acid drops but a virgin short clay, " Fill," he said, proffering the tobacco. " It's yours jus' much as it's mine. Be'r not let 'Erbert Samuel see you though ; that's all. 'E's got a lor abart it." Bealby held his pipe in his clenched hand. He had already snjoked — once. He remembered 240 BEALBY it quite vividly still, although it had happened six months ago. Yet he hated not using that tobacco. " No/' he said, " I'll smoke later." The tramp replaced the screw of red Virginia in his pocket with the air of one who has done the gentlemanly thing. . . . They went on their way, an ill-assorted couple. All day Bealby chafed at the tie and saw the security in the tramp's pocket vanish. They lunched on bread and cheese . and then, the tramp had a good sustaining drink of beer for both of them, and after that they came to a common where it seemed agreeable to repose. And after a due meed of repose in a secluded hollow among the gorse the tramp produced a pack of exceedingly' greasy cards and taught Bealby to play Euchre. Apparently the tramp had no distinctive pockets in his tail coat, the whole lining was one capacious pocket. Various knobs and bulges indicated his cooking tin, his feeding tin, a turnip and other unknown pro- perties. At first they played for love and then they played for the balance in the tramp's pocket. And by the time Bealby had learnt Euchre thoroughly, that balance belonged to the tramp. But he was very generous about it and said they would go on sharing just as they had done. And then he became confidential. He scratched about in the, bagginess of his BEALBY AND THE TRAMP 241 garment and drew out a little dark blade of stuff, like a flint implement, regarded it gravely for a moment and hdd it out to Bealby . " Guess what this is." Ifeealby gave it up. "SmeUit." It smelt very nasty. One familiar smell indeed there was with a paradoKical sanitary quality that he did not quite identify, but that was a mere basis for a complex reek of acquisi- tions. /" What is it ? " said Bealby. "Soap!" " But what's it for ? " " I thought you'd ask that. . , . What's soap usually for ? " " Washing," said Bealby' guessing wildly. The tramp shook his head. " Making a foam," he corrected. " That's what I has my fits with. See ? I shoves a bit in my mouth and down I goes and I roUs about. Making a sort of moaning sound. Why, I been given brandy often — neat brandy. ... It isn't alwa5rs a cert — ^nothing's absolutely a cert. I've 'ad some let-downs. . , . Once I was bit by a nasty little dog — ^that brought me to pretty quick, and once I 'ad an old gentleman go through my pockets. ' Poor chap ! ' 'e ses, ' very likely 'e's destitoot, let's see if 'e's ^t anjTthing.' ... I'd got aU sorts of things, I didn't want 'im prying about. But I didn't 16 242 BEALBY come-to sharp enough to stop 'im. Got me into trouble that did. ..." " It's an old lay," said the tramp, " but it's astonishing 'ow it'll go in a quiet village. Sort of amuses 'em. Or dropping suddenly in front of a bicycle party. Lot of them old tricks are the best tricks, and there ain't many of 'em Billy Bridget don't know. That's where you're lucky to 'ave met nie, matey. Billy Bridge;t's a 'ard man to starve. And I know the ropes. I know what you can do and what you can't do. And I got a feeling for a policeman'?^ same as some people 'ave for cats. I'd know if one was 'idden in the room. ..." He expanded into anecdotes and the story of various encounters in which he shone. It was amusing and it took Bealby on his weak side. Wasn't he the Chanipion Dodger of the Chelsome playground ? The tide of talk ebbed. "Well," said the tramp, " time we was up afid doing. . . ." They wei^t along shady lanes and across an open park, and they skirted a breezy common from which they could see the sea. And among other things that the tramp said was this, " Time we began to forage a bit." He turned his large observant nose to the right of him and the left. BEALBY AND THE TRAMP 243 §5 Throughout the afternoon the tramp dis- coursed upon the fights and wrongs of property, in a way that Bealby found very novel and unsetthng. The tramp seemed to have his ideas about owning and steahng arranged quite differently from those of Bealby. Never before had Bealby thought it possible to have them arranged in any other than the way he knew. But the tramp contrived to make most posses- sion seem unrighteous and honesty a code devised by those who have for those who haven't. " They've just got hold of it," he said. " Thiey want to keep it to themselves. , . . Do I look' as though I'd stole much of any- body's ? It isn't me got 'old of this land and sticking up my notice boards to keep everybody off. It isn't me spends my/days and nights scheming 'ow I can get 'old of more and more of the stuff. ... " I don't envy it 'em," said the tramp. "Some 'as one taste and some another. But when it comes to making all this fuss because a chap who isn't a schemer 'elps 'imself to a raathful,— well, it's Rot. . . . " It's them makes the rules of the game and nobody ever arst me to play it. I don't' blame 'em, mind you. Me and you might very well do the same. But brast me if I see where the 244 BEALBY sense of my keeping the rules comes in. This world ought to be a share out, Gawd meant it to be a share out. And me and you — we been done out of our share. That justifies us.*' "It isn't right to steal," said Bealby. " It isn't right to steal — certainly. It isn't right; — but it's universal. Here's a chap here over this fence, ask 'im where 'e got 'is land, ' Stealing ! What you call stealing, matey, / call restitootion. You ain't probably never even 'eard of Socialism." " I've 'eard of socialists' right enough. Don't believe in Gawd and 'aven't no morality." "Don't you believe it. Why !— 'Arf the socialists are parsons. What I'm saying is Socialism — practically. Z'w a socialist. I know all abat socialism. There isn't nothing you can tell me abat socialism. Why !— for three weeks I was one of these here Anti-Sociahst speakers. Paiid for it. And I tell you there ain't such a, thing as property left ; it's all a blooming old pinch. Lords, commons, judges, aU of them they're just a crew of brasted old fences and the lawyers getting in the stuff. Then you talk to me of stealing ! S(ealing ! " The tramp's contempt and his long intense way of saying " stealing ' were very unsettling to a sensitive mind. They bought some tea and grease in a village shop and the tramp made tea in his old BEALBY AND THE TRAMP 245 tin with great dexterity, and then they gnawed bread on which two ounces of margarine had been generously distributed. " Live hke fight- ing cocks, we do," said the tramp wiping out his simple cuisine with the dragged-out end of his shirt sleeve. "And if I'm not very much mistaken we'll sleep tp-night on a nice bit df hay. • ■ •'\ But these anticipations were upset by a sudden temptation, and instead of a starry summer comfort the two were destined to spend a night of suffering and remorse. A green lane lured them off the road, and after some windings led them past a field of wire-netted enclosures containing a number of perfect and conceited-looking hens close beside a little cottage, a vegptable garden and some new elaborate outhouses. It was manifestly a poultry farm, and something about it^ gave the tramp the conviction that it had been left, that nobody was at home. These realizations are instinctive, they leap to the mind. He knew it, and an ambitidn to know further what wa^ in the cottage came with the knowledge. But it seemed to him desirable that the work of exploration shotdd be done' by Bealby. He had thought of dogs, and it seemed to him that Bealby might be unembarrassed by that idea. So he put the thing to Bealby. ," Let's have a look round 246 BEALBY 'ere," he said. " You go in and see what's abat. . . ." There was some difference of opinion, " I don't ask you to take anything," said the tramp. ..." Nobody won't catch you. . . . I tell you nobody won't catch you. ... I tell you there ain't nobody here to catch you. . . . Just for the fun of seeing in. I'll go up by them outhouses. And I'll see nobody comes. . . . Ain't afraid to go up a garden path, are you? ... I tell you, I don't want you to steal. . . . You ain't got mubh guts to funk a thing like that. ... I'll be abat too. . . . Thought you'd be the very chap for a bit of scouting. . . .Well, if, you ain't afraid you'd do it. . . .Well, why didn't you say you'd do it at the beginning ? . . ." Bealby went through the hedge and up a grass track between poultry runs, made a cautious inspection of the outhouses and then approached the cotta,ge. Everything was still. He thought it more plausible to go to the door than peep into the window. He rapped. Then after an interval of stillness he Mfted the latch, opened the door and peered into the room. It was a pleasantly furnished room, and before the empty summer fireplace a very old white man was sitting in a chintz-covered armchair, lost it would seem in painful thought. He had a , peculiar grey shrunken look, his eyes were BEALBY AND TH3E TRAMP 247 closed, a bony hand with the shiny texture of alabaster gripped the chair arm. . . . There was something about him that held Bealby quite still for a moment. And this old gentleman behaved very oddly. His body seemed to crumple into his chair, his hands slipped down from the arms, his head nodded forwards arid his mouth and eyes seemed to open together. And he made a snoring sound. ... For a moment Bealby remained rigidly agape and then a violent desire to rejoin the tramp carried him back through the hen-runs. ... He tried to describe what he had seen. "Asleep with his mouth open," said the tramp. "Well, that ain't anything so wonder- ful. You got anything? That's what I want to know. . . . Did anyone ever see such a boy? 'Ere! I'll go. ... " You keep a look out here," said the tramp. But there was something about that old man in there, something so strange and alien to Bealby, that he could not remain alone in the falling twilight. He followed the cautious advances of the tramp towards the house. From the corner by the outhouses he saw the tramp go and peer in at the open door. He remained for some time peering ; his head hidden from Bealby. . . . Then he went in. . , . 248 BEALBY Bealby had an extraordinary desire that somebody else would come. His soul cried out for help against some vaguely apprehended terror. And in the. very moment of his wish came its fulfilment. He saw advancing up the garden path a tall woman in a blue serge dress, hatless and hurrying and carrying a^ little package — it was medicine — in her hand. And with her came a big black dog. At the sight of Bealby the dog came forward barking, and Bealby after a moment's hesitation turned and fled. The dog was quick. But Bealby was quicker. He went up the netting of a hen-run and gave the dog no more than an ineffectual snap at his heels. And then dashing from the cottage door came the tramp. Under one arm was a brass-bound workbox and in the other was a candlestick and some smaller articles. He did not instantly grasp the situation of his treed companion, he was too anxious to escape the tall woman, and then with a yelp of dismay he discovered himself between wdman and dog. All too late he sought to emulate Bealby. The workbox slipped from under his arm, the rest of his plunder fell from him, for an uneasy moment he was chnging to the side of the swa5ring hen-run and then it had caved in and the dog had got him. The dog bit, desisted and then finding BEALBY AND THE TRAMP 249 itself confronted by two men retreated. Bealby and the tramp rolled arid scrambled over the other side of the collapsed jietting into a parallel track arid were half-way to the hedge before the dog, — brit this time in a less vehement fashion,— resumed his attack. He did not close with them again and at the hedge he halted altogether and remained hacking the gloaming with his rage. The woman it seemed had gone into the house, leaving the tramp's scattered loot upon the field of battle. "This means mizzle," said the tramp, lead- ing the way at a trot. Bealby saw no other course but to follow. He had a feeling as, though the world had tuWied against him. He did not dare to think what he was thinking of the events of these crowded ten minutes. He felt iie had touched something dreadful ; that the twilight was full of accusations. ... He feared and hated the tramp now, but he perceived something had hnked thern as they had not been linked before. Whatever it was they shared it. §6 They fled through the night; it seemed to Bealby for interminable hours. At last when they were worn out and footsore they crept 250 BEALBY through a gate and found an uncomfortable cowering-place in the corner of a field. As they went they talked but little, but the tramp kept up a constant muttering to himself. He was troubled by the thought of hydro- phobia. "I know I'll 'ave it," he said, "I know I'll get it," Bealby after a time ceased to listen to his companion. His mind was preoccupied. He could think of nothing but that very white man in the chair and the strange manner of his movement. " Was 'e awake when you saw 'im ? " he asked at last. '" Awake.— who ? " " That old man." For a moment or so the tramp said nothing. " 'E wasn't awake, you young silly," he said at last. "But— wasn't he?" " Why ! — don't you know ! 'E'd croaked, — popped off the 'ooks — ^very moment you saw im. For a moment Bealby's voice failed him. Then he said quite faintly, " You mean— ^ he'd- Was dead ? " " Didn't you know ? " said the tramp. " Gaw ! What a kid you are ! " In that manner it was Bealby first saw a dead man. Never before had he seen anyone BEALBY AND THE TRAMP 251 dead. And after that for all the night the old white man pursued him, with strange slewly- opening eyes, and a head on one side and his mouth sudd^y and absurdly agape. ... All night long that white figure presided over seas of dark dismay. It seemed always to be there, and yet Bealby thought of a score of other painful things. For the first time in his life he asked himself, " Where am I going ? What am I drifting to ? " The world beneath the old man's dominance was a world of prisons. Bealby believed he was a burglar and behind the darkness he imagined the biitraged law already seeking him. And the terrors of his associate reinforced his own. He tried to think what he should do in the morning. He dreaded the dawn profoundly. But he could not collect his thoughts because of the tramp's incessant lapses into grumbUng lamentation, Bealby knew he had to get away from the tramp, but now he was too weary and alarmed to think of running away as a possible expedient. And besides there was the matter of his money. And beyond the range of the tramp's voice there were darknesses which to-night at least might hold inconceivable forms of lurking evil. But could he not appeal to the law to save him ? Repent ? Was there not something called turning King's Evidence ? 232 BEALBY The moon was no comfort that night. Across it there passed with incredible slowness a number of jaggbd little black clouds, blacker than any clouds Bealby had ever seen before. They were hke velvet palls, hned with snowy fur. There was no end to them. And one at last most horribly gaped slowly and opened a mouth. ... §7 At intervals there would be uncomfortable movements and the voice of the tramp came out of the darkness beside Bealby lamenting his approaching fate and discoursing^^sometimes with violent expressions — on watch-dogs. " I know I shall 'ave 'idrophobia," said the tranip. " I've always 'ad a disposition to 'idrophobia. Always a dread of water — and now it's got me. " Think of it ! — ^keeping a beast to set at a 'uman being. Where's the brotherhood of it ? Where's the law and the humanity? Getting a animal to set at a brother man. And a poisoned animal, a animal with death in his teeth. And a 'prrible death too. Where's the sense and brotherhood ? " Gaw ! when I felt 'is teeth coming through my trasers ! "Dogs oughtn't to be allowed. They're a noosance in the towns and a danger in the BEALBY AND THE TRAMP 253 country. They oughtn't to be allowed any- where — ^not tiU every blessed 'uman being 'ag got three square meals a day. Then if you like, keep a dog. And see 'e's a clean dog. . , . " Gaw ! if I'd been a bit quicker up that 'en roost ! "I ought to 'ave landed 'im a kick. " It's a man's duty to 'urt a dog. When 'e sees a dog 'e ought to 'urt 'im. It's a natural 'atred. If dogs were what they ought to be, if dogs understood 'ow they're situated, there wouldn't be a dog go for a man ever. "And if one did they'd shoot 'im. , . . " After this if ever I get a chance to land a dog a oner with a stone I'll land 'im one. I been too sorft with dogs. . . ." Towards dawn Bealby slept imeasily, to be awakened by the loud snorting curiosity of three lively young horses. He sat up in a blinding sunshine and saw the tramp looking very filthy* and contorted, sleeping with his mouth wide open and an expression of disnjay and despair on his face. Bealby took his chance to steal away next morning while the tramp was engaged in arti- ficial epilepsy. "I feel like fits this morning," said the tramp. 254 BEALBY " I could do it well. I want a bit of human kindness again. After that brasted dog. "I expect soon I'll 'ave the foam aU right withat any soap." They marked down a little cottage before which a benevolent-looking spectacled old gentle- man in a large straw hat and a thin alpaca jacket was engaged in budding roses. Then they retired to prepare. (The tramp handed over to Bealby various compromising posses- sions, which might embarrass an afflicted person under the searching hands of charity. There was for example the piece of soap after he had taken sufficient for his immediate needs, there was ninepence in money, there were the pack of cards with which they had played Euchre, a key or so and some wires, much assorted string, three tins, a large piece of bread, the end of a composite candle,' a box of sulphur matches, list slippers, a pair of gloves, a clasp knife, sundry grey rags. They all seemed to have the distinctive flavour of the tramp. ... " If you do a bunk with the^e," said the tramp, "By Gawd " ' He drew his finger across his throat. (King's Evidence.) Bealby from a safe distance watched the be- ginnings of the fit and it impressed him as a thoroughly nasty kind of fit. He saw the BEALBY AND THE TRAMP 255 elderly gentleman hurry out of the cottage and stand for a moment looking over his little green garden gate, survejTing the sufferings of the tramp with an expression of intense yet discreet commiseration. Then suddenly he was struck by an idea, he darted in among his rose bushes and reappeared with a big wS.tering-can and an enormous syringe. Still keeping the gate between himself and the sufferer he loaded his syringe very carefully and deliberately. ... Bealby would have liked to have seen more but he felt his moment had come. Another instant and it might be gone again. Very softly he dropped from the gate on which he was sitting and made off like a running part- ridge along the hedge of the field. Just for a moment did he halt — at a strange sharp yelp that came from the direction of the little cottage. Then his purpose of flight re- sumed its control of him. He would strike across country for two at three miles, then make for the nearest police station and give himself up. (Loud voices. Was^that the tramp murdering the benevolent old gentleman in the straw hat, or was it the benevolent old gentleman in the straw hat murdering the tramp ? No time to question. Onward, Onward !) The tramp's cans rattled in his pocket. He drew one out, hesitated a 256 BEALBY moment and flung it away and then sent its two compajiions after it. . . . He found his police, station upon the road between Someport and Craymjnster, a little peaceful rural station, a mere sunny cottage with a blue and white label and a notice board covered with belated bills about the stealing of pheasants' eggs. And another bill It was headed MISSING and the next most conspicuous words were £^ Reward and the next ARTHUR BEALBY. He was fascinated. So swift, so terribly swift is the law. Already they knew of his burglary, of his callous participation in the robbing of a dead man. Already the sleuths were upon his trail. So surely did his con- science strike to this conclusion that even the carelessly worded off er of a reward that f oEoWed his description conveyed no different intimation to his mind. "To whomsoever will bring him back to Lady Laxton, at Shonts near Chelsmore," so it ran. "And out of pocket expenses." And even as Bealby read this terrible docu- ment, the door of the police station opened and a very big pink young policeman came out and stood regarding thei world in a friendly; self-approving manner. He had innocent, happy, blue eyes ; thi^s far he had ha4 much to do with order and little with crime ; and his BEALBY AND THE TRAMP 257 rosebud mouth would have fallen open, had not discipline already closed it and set upon it the beginnings of a resolute expression that accorded ill with the rest of his open freshness. And when he had surveyed the sky and the distant hiUs and the little rose bushes that occupied the leisure of the force, his eyes fell upon Bealby. ... Indecision has ruined more men than wicked- ness. And when one has slept rough and eaten nothing and one is conscious of a marred unclean appearance, it is hard to face one's situations. What Bealby had intended to do was to go right up to a policeman and say to him, simply and frankly : "I want to turn King's Evidence, please. I was in that burglary where there was a dead old man and a wofkbox and a woman and a dog, I was led astray by a bad character and I did not mean to do it. And really it was him that did it and not me." But now his tongue clove to the roof of his mouth, be felt he could not speak, could not go through with it. His heart had gone down into his feet. Perhaps he had caught the tramp's constitutional aversion to the police. He affected not to see the observant figitfe in the doorway. He assumed a slack careless bearing like one who reads by chance idly. He lifted his eyebrows to express unconcern. He pursed his mouth to whistle but no whistle 17 258 BEALBY came. He stuck his hands into his pockets, pulled up his feet as one puUs up plants by the roots and strolled away. He quickened his stroll as he supposed by imperceptible degrees. He glanced back and saw th9,t the young policeman had come out of the station and was reading the notice- And as the young policeman read he looked ever and again at Bealby like one who checks off items. ^ Bealby quickened his pace and then, doing his best to suggest by the movements of his back a mere boyish levity quite unconnected with the law, he broke into a trot. Then presently he dropped back into a walking pace, pretended to see something in the hedge, stopped and took a sidelong look, at the young policeman. He was coming along with earnest strides, every movement of his suggested a stealthy hurry ! Bealby trotted and then becoming almost frank about it, ran. He took to his heels. From the first it was not really an urgent chase ; it was a stalking rather than a hunt, because the young policeman was too young and shy and lacking in confidence really to run after a boy without any definite warrant for doing so. When anyone came along he would drop, into a smart walk and pretend not to be BEALBY AND THE TRAMP 259 looking at Bealby but just going somewhere briskly. And after two miles of it he desisted, and stood for a time watching a heap f mangold wurzel directly and the disappearance of Bealby obliquely, and then when Bealby was quite out of sight he turned back thoughtfully towards his proper place. On the whole he considered he was well out of it. He might have made a fool of himself And yet, — -iive pounds reward ! CHAPTER THE SEVENTH THE BATTLE OF CRAYMINSTER BEALBY was . beginning to realize that running away from one's situation and setting up for oneself is not so easy and simple a thing as it had appeared during those first days with the caravan. Three things he per- ceived had arisen to pursue hini, two that followed in the daylight, the law arid the tramps and a third that came back at twilight, the terror of the darkness. And within there was a hollow faintness, for the afternoon was far advanced and he was extremely hungiy. He had dozed away the early afternoon in the weedy corner of a wood. But for his hunger I think he would have avoided Cray- minster. Within a mUe of that place he had come upon the "Missing" notice again stuck to the end of a bam. He had passed it askance, and then with a sudden inspiration returned and torn it down. Somehow with the daylight his idea afio THE BATTLE OF CRAYMINSTER 261 of turning King's Evidence against the tramp had weakened. He no longer felt sure. Mustn't one wait and be asked first to turn King's Evidence ? Suppose they said he had merely con- fessed. ... The Crayminster street had a picturesque nutritious look. Half-way down it was the White Hart with cyclist club signs on its walls and geraniums over a white porch, and beyond a house being built and already at the roofing pitch. To the right was a baker's shop diffusing a deUcious suggestion of buns and cake, and to the left a little comfortable sweetstuff window and a glimpse of tables and a board : " Teas." Tea ! He resolved to break into his ninepence boldly and generously. Very likely they would boil him an egg for a penny or so. Yet on the other hand if he just had three or four buns, soft new buns. He hovered towards the baker's shop and stopped short. That biU was in the window ! He wheeled about sharply and went into the sweetstuff shop and found a table with a white cloth and a motherly little woman in a large cap. Tea ? He could have an egg and some thick bread-and-butter and a cup of tea for fivepence. He sat down respectfully to await her preparations. But he was uneasy. 262 BEALBY He knew quite well that she would ask him questions. For that he was prepared. He said he was walking from his home in London to Someport to save the fare. " But you're so dirty ! " said the motherly little woman. " I sent my luggage by post, ma'm, and I lost my way and didn't get it. And I don't much mind, ma'm, if you don't. Not washing. . . ." All that he thought he did quite neatly. But he wished there was not that bill in the baker's window opposite and he wished he hadn't quite such a hunted feeling. A faint claustrophobia affected him. He felt the shop might be a trap. He would be glad to get into the open again. Was there a way out behind if, for example, a policeman blocked the door ? He hovered to the entrance while his egg was boiling, and then when he 5aw a large fat baker surveying the world with an afternoon placidity upon his face, he went back and sat by the table. He wondered if the baker had noted him. He had finished his egg ; he was drinking his tea with appreciative noises, when he dis- covered that the baker had noted him. Bealby's eyes, at first inanely open above the tilting tea- cup, were suddenly riveted on Something that was going on in the baker's window. From where he sat he could see that detestable biU, and then slowly, feehng about for it, he beheld THE BATTLE OF CRAYMINSTER 263 a hand and a floury sleeve. The bill was drawn up and vanished, and then behind a glass shelf of fancy bread and a glass shelf of buns something pink and indistinct began to move jerkily. ... It was a human face and it was trying to peer into the Uttle refreshment shop that sheltered Bealby. ... Bealby's soul went faint. He had one inadequate idea. "Might I go out," he said, ".by your 1ba;ck way ? " " There isn't a back way," said the motherly httle woman. " There's a yard -" " If I might," said Bealby and was out in it. No w^y at all ! High walls on every side.' He was back like a shot in the shop, and now the baker was half-way across the road. " Five- pence," said Bealby and gave the little old woman sixpence. " Here," she <;tied, " take your penny ! " He did not wait. He darted out of the door. The baker was all over the way of escape. He extended arms that seemed abnormally long and with a weak cry Bealby found himself trapped. Trapped, but not hopelessly. He knew how to do it. He had done it in milder forms before, but now he did it with all his being. Under the diaphragm of the baker smote Bealby's hard little head, and instantly he was away running up the quiet sunny street. Man when he assumed the erect attitude made a 264 BEALBY hostage of his belly. It is a proverb among the pastoral Berbers of the Atlas mountains that the man who extends his arms in front of an angry ram is a fool. It seemed probable to Bealby that he would get away up the street. The baker was engaged in elaborately faUing backward, making the most of sitting down in the road, and the wind had been knocked out of him so that he could not shout. He emitted " Stop him ! " in large whispers. Away ahead there were only three builder's men sitting under the wall beyond the White Hart, consuming tea out of their tea-cans. But the boy who was trimming the top of the tall privet hedge outside the doctor's saw the assault of the baker and incontinently uttered the shout that the baker could not. Also he fell off. his steps with great alacrity and started in pursuit of Bealby. A young man from anywhere — perhaps the grocer's shop — also started for Bealby. But the workmen were slow to rise to the occasion. Bealby could have got past them. And then, abruptly at the foot of the street ahead, the tramp came into view, a battered disconcerting figure. His straw-coloured hat which had recently been wetted and dried in the sun was a swaying mop. The sight of Bealby seemed to rouse him from some disagreeable meditations. He grasped the situation with a terrible quickness. THE BATTLE OF CRAYMINSTER 265 Regardless of the wisdom of the pastoral Berbers he extended his arms and stood pre- pared to intercept. Bealby thought at the rate of a hundred thoughts to the ntiinute. He darted sideways and was up the ladder and among the beams and rafters of the unfinished roof before the pursuit had more than begun. " Here, come off that," cried the foreman builder, only now joining in the hunt with any sincerity. He came across the road whUe Bealby Regarded him wickedly from the rafters above. Then as the good man made to ascend Bealby got him neatly on the hat — ^it was a bowler hat — ^with a tile. This checked the advance. There was a disposition to draw a little off and look up at Bealby. One of the younger builders from the opposite sidewalk got him very neatly in the ribs with a stone. But two other shots went, wide, and Bealby shifted to a more covered position behind the chimney-stack. ,, From here however he had a much less effective command of the ladder, and he per- ceived that his tenure of the new hoijse was not likely to be a long one. Below men parleyed. " Who is 'e ? " asked the foreman builder. " Where'd 'e come from ? " " 'E's a brasted little thief," said the tramp, *''E's one of the wust characters on the road/' The baker was recovering liis voice now 266 BEALBY " There's a reward out for 'im," he said, " and 'e butted me in the stummick." " 'Ow much reward ? " asked the foreman builder. "Five pound for the man who catches him." " 'Ere ! " cried the foreman builder in an arresting voice to the tramp. " Just stand away from that ladder. . . ." WTiatever else Bealby might or might not be, one thing was very clear about him and that was that he was a fugitive. And the instinct of humanity is to pursue fugitives. Man is a hunting animal, inquiry into the justice of a case is an altogether later accretion to his complex nature, and that is why, whatever you are or whatever you do you should never let people get you on the run. There is a joy in the mere fact of hunting, the sight of a scarlet coat and a hound wiU brighten a whole village, and now Crayminster was rousing itself like a sleeper who wakes to sunshine and gay mu^c. People were looking out of windows and coming out of shops, a police- man appeared and heard the baker's simple story, a brisk hatless young man in a white apron and with a pencil behind his ear became prominent. Bealby, peeping over the ridge of the roof, looked a thoroughly dirty and unpleasant little creature to all these people. THE BATTLE OF CRAYMINSTER 267 The only spark of human sympathy for him below was in the heart of the little old woman in the cap who had given him his breakfast. She surveyed the roof of the new house from the door of her shop, she hoped Bealby wouldn't hurt himself up there, and she held his penny change clutched in her hand in her apron pocket with a vague idea that perhaps presently if he ran past she could very quickly give it him. §2 Considerable delay in delivering the assault on the house was caused by the foreman's insistence that- he alone should ascend the ladder to capture Bealby. He was one of those jregular-featured men with large heads who seem to have inflexible backbones, he was largfe and fair and full with a sweetish chest voice, and in all his movements ^.uthori- tative and deliberate. Whenever he made to ascend he discovered that people were stra3dng into his building, and he had to stop and direct his men how to order them off. In- side his large head he was trying to arrange everybody to cut off Bealby's line of retreat without risking that anybody but himself shotild capture the fugitive. It was none too easy and it knitted his brows. Meanwhile Bealby was able to reconnoitre the adjacent 268 BEALBY properties and to conceive plans for a possible line of escape. He also got a few tiles handy against when the rush up the ladder came. At the same time two of the younger workmen were investigating the possibility of getting at him from inside the hous^ There was still no staircase, but there were ways of clambering. They had heard about the reward and they knew that they must do this before the fore- man realized their purpose, and this a little retarded them. In their pockets they had a number of stones, ammunition in reserve, if it came again to throwing. „>, Bealby was no longer fatigued nor depressed ; anxiety for the future was lost in the excite- ment of the present, and his heart told him that, conie what might, getting on to the roof was an extraordinarily good dodge, And if only he could bring off a certain jump he had in mind, there were other dodges. .. . . In the village street an informal assembly of leading citizens, a little recovered now from their first nervousness about flying tiles, dis- cussed the problem af Bealby. There was Mumby, the draper and vegetarian, with the bass voice and the big black beard. He ad- vocated the fire engine. He was one of the volunteer fire brigade and never so happy as when he was wearing his helmet. He had come out of his shop, at the shouting. Schocks THE BATTLE OF CRAYMINSTER 269 the butcher, and his boy were also in the street ; Schocks's yard with its heap of manure and fodder bounded the hew house on the left. Rymell the vet emerged from the billiard-room of the White Hart, and with his head a little on one side was watching Bealby and replying attentively to the 6aker, who was asking him a number of questions that struck him as irrele- vant. All the White Hart people Were in the street. " I suppose, Mr. Rymell," said the baker, " there's a mort of dangerous things in a man's belly round about 'is Stummick ? " "Tiles," said Mr. Rymell. "Loose bricks. It wouldn't do'if he started dropping those." " I was saying, Mr. Rymell," said the baker after a pause for digestion, "is a man likely to be injured badly by a Blaw in his stummick ? " Mr. Rymell 'stared at him for a moment wdth unresponsive eyes. " More likely to get you in the head," he said, and then, "Here,! What's that fool of a carpenter going tp do ? " The tramp was hovering on the outskirts of the group of besiegers, vindictive but dis- pirited. He had been brought to from his fit and given a shilling by the old gentleman, but he was dreadfully wet between his shirt — ^he wore a shirt, under three waistcoats and a coat — and his skin, because the old gentleman's method of revival had been to syringe him 270 BEALBY suddenly with cold water. It had made him weep with astonishment and misery. Now he saw no advantage in claiming Bealby publicly. His part, he felt, was rather a waiting one. What he had to say to Bealby could be best said without the assistance of a third person. And he wanted to understand more of this talk about a reward. If there was a reward out for Bealby " That's not a bad, dodge ! " said Rymdlj ; changing his opinion of the foreman suddenly as that individual began his ascent of the ladder with a bricklayer's hod carried shield- wise above his head. He went up with di£&- culty -and slowly because of the extreme care he took to keep his head protected. But no tiles came. Bealby had discovered a more daagerous attack developing inside the house and was already in retreat down the other side of the building. He did a leap that might have hurt him badly, taking off from the corner of the house and jumping a good twelve feet on to a big heap of straw in the butcher's yard. He came down on all fours and felt a little jarred for an instant, and theii he was up again and had scrambled up by a heap of manure to the top of the butcher's wall. He was over that and into Maccullum's yard next door before anyone in the front of the new house had realized that THE BATTLE OF CRAYMINSTER 271 he was in flight. Then one of the two workmen who had been coming up inside the house saw him from the oblong opening that was some day to be the upstairs bedroom window, and gave tongue. It was thirty seconds later and after Bealby had vanished from the butcher's wall that the foreman, still chnging to his hod, appeared over the ridge of the roof. At the workman's shout the policeman who, with the preventive disposition of his profession^ had hitherto been stopping anyone from coming into the un- finished house, turned about and ran out into its brick and plaster and timber-Uttered back- yard, whereupon the crowd in the street realizing that the quarry had gone away and no longer restrained, came pouring partly through the house and partly round through the butcher's gate into his yard. Bealby had had a check. He had reHed upon the tarred felt roof of the mushroom shed of MaccuUum the tailor and breeches-maker to get him to the wall that gave upon Mr. Benshaw's strawberry fields, and he had not seen from his roof above the ramshackle glazed outhouse which MaccuUum called his workroom and in which four in- dustrious tailors were working in an easy deshabiUe. The roof of the shed was the merest tarred touchwood, it had perished as 272 BEALBY felt long ago, it collapsed under Bealby, he went down into a confusion of mushrooms and mushroom - bed, he blundered out traiUng mushrooms and spawn and rich matter, he had a nine-foot wall to negotiate and only escaped by a hair's-breadth from the clutch of a little red-slippered man who came dashing out from the workroom. But by a happy use of the top of the dustbin he did just get away over the wall in time, and the red-slippered tailor who was not good at walls was left struggling to imitate an ascent that had looked easy enough until he came to try it. For a moment the Uttle tailor struggled alone, and then both Maccullum's domain and the butcher's yard next door and the narrow paitch of space behind the new house, were violently injected with a crowd of active people, aU confusedly on the Bealby trail. Someone, he never knew who, gave the Uttle tailor a leg-up and then his red slippers twinkled over the wall and he was leading the hunt into the market gardens of Mr. Benshaw. A collarless colleague in Ust slippers and conspicuous braces followed. The pohceman, after he had com- pleted the wreck of Mr. Maccullum's mushroom shed, came next, and then Mr. Maccullum, with no sense of times and seasons, anxious to have a discussion at once upon the question of this damage. Mr. Maccullum was out of THE BATTLE OF CRAYMINSTER 273 breath and he never got farther with this pro- jected conversation than " Here ! " This wafe repeated several times as opportunity seemed to offer. The remaining tailors got to the top of the wall more sedately with the help of the Maccullum kitchen steps and dropped ; Mr. Schocks followed breathing hard, and then a fresh jet of humanity came squirting into the gardens through a gap in the fence at the back of the building site. This was led by the young workman who had first seen Bealby go away. Hard behind him came RymeU, the vet, the grocer's assistant, the doctor's page-boy and, less briskly, the baker. Then the tramp. Then Mumby and Schocks's boy. Then a number of other people. The seeking of Bealby had assumed the dimensions' of a Hue and Cry. The foreman with the large head and the upright back was still on the new roof ; he was greatly distressed at the turn things had taken and shouted his claims to a major share in the capture of Bealby, mixed with his opinions of Bealby and a good deal of mere swearing, to a sunny but unsympathetic sky. . , . §3 Mr. Benshaw was a small holder, a sturdy English yeoman of the new school. He was an 18 ^74 BEALBY Anti-Socialist, a self -helper, an independent^ spirited man. He had a steadily growing banking account and a plain but sterile wife> and he was dark in complexion and so erect in his bearing as to seem a little to lean forward. Usually he wore a sort of grey gamekeeper'^ suit with brown gaiters (except on Sundays when the coat was black), he was addicted to bowler hats that accorded ill with his large grave grey-coloured face, and he was altogether a very sound strong man. His bowler hats did but accentuate that. He had no time for vanities, even the vanity of dressing consist- ently. He went into the nearest shop and just bought the cheapest hat he could, and so he got hats designed for the youthful and giddy, hats with flighty crowns and flippant bows and amorous brims that undulated attractively to set off flushed and foolish young faces. It made his unrelenting face look rather like the Puritans under the Stuart monarchy. He was a horticulturist rather than a farmer. He had begun his career in cheap lodgings with a field of early potatoes and cabbages, sup- plemented by employment, but with increased prosperity his area of cultivation had extended and his methods intensified. He now grew considerable quantities of strawberries, rasp- berries, celery, seakale, asparagus, early peas, late peas and onions, and consumed more stable THE BATTLE OF CRAYMINSTER 275 manure than any other cultivator within ten miles of Crayminster. He was beginning to send cut flowers to London. He had half an acre of- glass and he was rapidly extending it. He had built himself a cottage on lines of austere economy, and a bony-looking dwelling- house for some of his men. He also owned a number of useful sheds of which tar and cor- rugated iron were conspicuous features. His home was furnished with the utmost respectr ability, and notably joyless even in a country- side where gaiety is regarded as an impossible quality in furniture. He was already in a small local way a mortgagee. Good fortune had not turned the head of Mr. Benshaw nor robbed him of the feeling that he was a particu- latrly deserving person, entitled to a preferential treatment from a country which in his plain un- sparing way he felt that he enriched. In many ways he thought that the country was careless of his needs. And in none more careless than in the laws relating to trespass. Aci'oss his dominions ran three footpaths, and one of these led to the public elementary school. That he should have to maintain this latter — and if he did not keep it in good order the children spread out and made parallel tracks among his cultivations — seemed to him a thing almost intolerably unjust. He mended it with cinders, acetylene refuse, which he 276 BEALBY believed and hoped to be thoroughly bad for boots, and a peculiarly slimy chalky clay, and he put on a board at each end " Keep to the footpaths. Trespassers will be prosecuted, by Order," which he painted himself to save expense when he was confined indoors by the influenza. Still more unjust it would be, he felt, for him to spend money upon effective fencinig, and he could find no fencing cheap enough and ugly enough and painful enough and impossible enough to express his feelings in the matter. Every day the children streamed to and fro, marking how his fruits ripened and his produce became more esculent. And other people pursued these tracks, many Mr. Benshaw was con^dnced went to and fro through his orderly crops who had no business whatever, no honest business, to pass that way. Either, he concluded, they did it to annoy him, or they did it to injure him. This continual invasion aroused in Mr. Benshaw all that stern anger against unrighteousness latent in our race which more than any other single force has made America and the Empire what they are to-day. Once already, he had been robbed ' — a. raid upon his raspberries — and he felt con- vinced that at any time he might be robbed again. He had made representations to the local authority to get the footpaths closed, but in vain. They defended themselves with the THE BATTLE OF CRAYMINSTER 277 paltry excuse that the children would then have to go nearly a mile round to the school. It was not only the tyranny of these foot- paths that offended Mr. Benshaw's highly developed sense of Individual Liberty. All round his rather straggling dominions his neighbours displayed an ungenerous indis- position ^o maintain their fences to his satis- faction. In one or two places, in abandon- ment of his cleiar rights in the matter, he had at his own expense supplemented these lax defences with light barbed wire defences. But it was not a very satisfactory sort of barbed wire. He wanted barbed wire with extra spurs like a fighting cock ; he wanted barbed wire that would start out after nightfall and attack passers-by. This boundary trouble was uni- versal ; in a way it was worse than tbe foot- paths which after all only affected the Cage Fields where his strawberries grew. Except for the yard and garden walls of Maccullum and Schocks and that side, there was riot really a satisfactory foot of enclosure all round Mr. Benshaw. On the one side rats and people's dogs and scratching cats came in, on the other side rabbits. The rabbits were intolerable, and recently there had been a rise of nearly thirty per cent, in the price of wire netting. Mr, Benshaw wanted to hurt rabbits ; he did not want simply to kiU them, he wanted 278 BEALBY so to kill them as to put the fear of death into the burrows. He wanted to kill them so that scared little furry survivors with their tails aS white as ghosts would go lolloping home and say, "I say, you chaps, we'd better shift out of this. We're up against a Strong De- termined Man. . . ." I have made this lengthy statement of Mr. Benshaw's economic and moral difficulties in order that the reader should understand the peculiar tension that already existed upon this side of Crayminster. It has been necessary to do so now because in a few seconds there win be no further opportunity for such pre- parations. There had been trouble, I may add very hastily, about the shooting of Mr. Benshaw's gun ; a shower of small shot had fallen out of the twilight upon the umbrella and basket of old Mrs. Frobisher. And only a week ago an unsympathetic bench after a hearing of over an hour and in the face of overwhelming evidence had refused to convict little Lucy Mumby, aged eleven, of ' stealing fruit from Mr. Benshaw's fields. She had been caught red-handed. . . . At the very moment that Bealby was butting the baker in the stomach, Mr. Benshaw was just emerging from his austere cottage after a whobsome but inexpensive high tea in which he had finished up two left-over cold sausages, THE BATl'LE OF CRAYMINSTER 279 and he was considering very deeply the financial side of a furious black fence that he had at last decided should pen in the school children from further depredations. It should be of splintery tarred deal, and high, with well- pointed tops studded with sharp nails, and he believed that by making the path only two feet wide, a real saving of ground for cultiva- tion might be made and a very considerable discomfort for the public arranged, to com- pensate for his initial expense. The thought of a narrow lane which would in winter be characterized by an excessive sliminess and from which there would be no lateral escape was pleasing to a mind by no means absolutely restricted to considerations of pounds, shillings and pence. In his hand after his custom he carried a hoe, on the handle of which feet were marked so that it was available not only for destroying the casual weed but also for purposes of measurement. With this he now checked his estimate, and found that here he would reclaim as much as three feet of trodden waste, here a full two. Absorbed in these calculations, he heeded little the growth of a certain clamour from the backs of the houses bordering on the High Street. It did not appear to concern him, and Mr. Benshaw made it almost ostentatiously hi§ rule to mind his own business, His eyes 28o BEALBY remained fixed on the lumpy, dusty sun- baked track, that with an intelligent foresight he saw already transformed into a deterrent slough of despond for the young. . . . Then quite suddenly thfe shouting took on a new note. He glanced over his shoulder, almost , involuntarily and discovered that after all this uproar was his business. Amazingly his business. His mouth assumed a Cromwellian fierceness. His grip tightened on his hoe. That anyone should dare ! But it was im- possible ! His dominions were being invaded with a peculiar boldness and violence. Ahead of everyone else and running with wild wavings of the arms across his strawberries was a small and very dirty little boy. He impressed Mr. Benshaw merely as a, pioneer. Some thirty yards behind him was a little coUarless, short-sleeved man in red slippers running with great effrontery and behind him another still more denuded lunatic, also in list slippers and with braces — ^braces of incon- ceivable levity. And then Wiggs, the police- man, hotly followed by Mr. Maccullum. Then more distraught tailors and Schocks the b^ltcher. But a Idi^der shout heralded the main attack and Mr. Benshaw turned his eyes— ralready they were slightly blood-shot eye^ — ^to the right 3,n4 saw, pouring through the broken hedge, THE BATTLE OF CRAYMINSTER 281 a disorderly crowd, Rymell whom he had counted his friend, the grocer's assistant, the doctor's^ boy, some strahgers — Mumby ! At the sight of Mumby, Mr. Benshaw leapt at a conclusion. He saw it all. The whole place was rising against him ; they were asserting some infernal new , right - of - way. Mumby — Mutnby had got them to do it. All the fruits of fifteen years of toil, all the care and accumulation of Mr. Benshaw's prime, were to be trampled and torn to please a draper's spite ! . . . Sturdy yeoman as Mr. Benshaw was he resolved instantly to fight for his liberties. One moment he paused to blow the powerful police whistle he carried in his pocket, and then rushed forward in the direction of the hated Mumby, the leader of trespassers, the parent and abetter and defender of the criminal Lucy. He took the, hurrying panting man almost unawares, and with one wild sweep of the hoe felled him to the earth. Then he staggered about and sniote again, but not quite in time to get the head of Mr. Rymell. This whistle he carried was part of a sys- tematic campaign he had developed against trespassers and fruit stealers^ He and each of his assistants Carried one, and at thie first shrill note — it was his rule — everyone seized on any weapon that was handy ^nd jran tO 282 BEALBY pursue and capture. All his assistants were extraordinarily prompt in responding to these alarms, which were often the only break in long days of strenuous and strenuously directed toil. So now with an astonishing promptitude and animated faces men appeared from sheds and greenhouses I and distant patches of culture hastening to the assistance of their dour em- ployer. It says much for the amiable relations that existed between, employers and employed in those days before Syndicalism became the creed of the younger workers that they . did hiurry to his assistance. But many rapid things were to happen before they came into action. For first a strange excitement seized upon the tramp. A fantastic delusive sense of social rehabilitation took possession of his soul. Here he was pitted against a formidable hoe-wielding man, who for some inscrutable reason was resolved to cover the retreat of Bealby. And all the world, it seemed, was with the tramp and against this hoe-wielder. All the tremendous forces of human society against which the tramp had struggled for so many years, whose power he knew and feared as only the outlaw can, had suddenly come into line with him. Across the strawberries to the right there was even a policemau ha§tening to join the majority^ THE BATTLE OF CRAYMINSTER 283 a policeman closely followed by a tradesman of the blackest, most respectable quality. The triamp had a vision of liimself as a respect- able man heroically leading respectable people against outcasts. He dashed the lank hair from his eyes, waved his arms laterally and then with a loud strange cry flung himself towards Mr. Benshaw. Two pairs of super- imposed coat-tails flapped behind him. And then the hoe. whistled through the air and the tramp fell to the ground hke a sack. But now Schocks's boy had grasped his opportunity. He had been working discreetly round behind Mr. Bensha'v/and as the hoe smote he leapt upon that hero's back and seized him about the neck with both arms and bore him staggering to the ground, and Rymell, equally quick, and used to the tackling of formidable creatures, had snatched and twisted away the hoe and grappled Mr. Benshaw almost before he , was down. The first of Mr. BenshaVs helpers to reach the fray found the issue decided, his master held down conclusively and a growing circle trampling down a wide area of strawberry plants about the panting group. . . . Mr. Mumby more frightened than hurt was already sitting up, but the tramp with a glowing wound upon his cheekbone and an expression of astonishment in his face, lay low and pawed the earth, 284 BEALBY " What d'you mean," gasped Mr. Rymell, " hitting people about with that hoe ? " " What d'you mean," groaned Mr. Behshaw, " running across my strawberries ? " " We were going after that boy." '' Pounds and pounds worth of damage. Mischief and wickedness Mumby ! " Mr. Rymell, suddenly realizing the true values of the situation, released Mr. Benshaw's hands and knelt up. " Look here, Mr. Ben- shaw," he said, "you seem to be under the impression we are trespassing." Mr. Benshaw struggling into a sitting position was understood to inquire with some heat what Mr. Rymell called it. Schocks's boy picked up the hat with the erotic brim and handed it to the horticulturist silently and respectfully. "We were not trespassing," said Mr. Rymell. " We were following up that boy. He was trespassing if you like. . . . By the bye, — where is the boy ? Has anyone caught him ? " At the question attention which had been focused upon Mr. Benshaw and his hoe, came round. Across the field in the direction of the sunlit half-acre of glass the little tailor was visible standing gingerly and picking up his red slippers for the third time — they would come off in that loose good soil, everybody else had left the tirail to concentrate on Mr, Benshaw — THE BATTLE OF CRAYMINSTER 285 and Bealby Bealby was out of sight. He had escaped, clean got away. " What boy ? " asked Mr. Benshaw. "Ferocious little beast who's fought us like a rat. Been committing all sorts of crimes about the country. Five pounds reward for him." " Fruit stealing ? " asked Mr. Benshaw. " Yes," said Mr. RymeU, chancing it. Mr. Benshaw reflected slowly. % His eyes sur- veyed his trampled crops. " Goooooooooooooo Lord! " he cried. " Look at those straw- berries ! " His voice gathered violence. " And that lout there!" he said. " Why !— he's lying on them ! That's the brute who went for me ! " " You got him a pretty tidy one aside the head ! " said Maccullum. The tramp rolled over on some fresh straw- berries and groaned pitifully. " He's hurt," said Mr. Mumby. The tramp flopped and lay still . " Get some water ! " said RymeU, standing up. At the word water, the tramp started con- vulsively, rolled over and sat up with a dazed expression. " No water," he said weakly. " No more water," and then catching Mr. Benshaw's eye he got rather quickly to his feet. 286 BEALBY Everybody who wasn't already standing was getting up, and everyone now was rather care- fully getting himself off any strawberry plant he had chanced to find himself smashing in the excitement of the occasion. ' ^ " That's the man that started in on me/' said Mr. Benshaw. " What's he doing here ? Who is he?"- " Who are you, my man ? What business have you to be careering over this field ? " asked Mr. Rymell. " I was only 'elping," said the tramp. " Nice help," said Mr. Benshaw. " I thought that boy was a thief or some- thing." " And so you made a rush at me." " I didn't exactly — sir I thought you was 'elping 'im." " You be off anyhow," said Mr. Benshaw, " Whatever you thought." " Yes, you be off ! " said Mr. Rymell. " That's the way, my man," said Mr. Benshaw. " We haven't any jobs for you. The sooner we have you out of it the better for every ones I Get right on to the path and keep it."; And with a desolating sense of exclusion the tramp withdrew. " There's pounds and pounds worth of damage here," said Mr. Benshaw. " This job'll cost me a pretty penny. Look at them berries there. Why they ain't fit for jam! THE BATTLE OF CRAYMINSTER 287 And all done by one confounded boy." An evil light came into Mr. Benshaw's eyes. " You leave him to me and my chaps. If he's gone up among those sheds there — ^we'll settle with him. Anyhow there's no reason why my fruit should be trampled worse than it has beien. Fruit stealer, you say, he is ? " " They live on the country this time of year," said Mr. Mumby. "And catch them doing a day's work pick- ing ! " said Mr. Benshaw. " I know the sort." " There's a reward of five poimds for 'im already," said the baker. . . . §4 You perceive how humanitarian motives may sometimes defeat their own eiid, and how little Lady Laxton's well-intentioned handbills were serving to rescue Bealby, Instead they were turning him into a scared, and hunted animal. In spite of its manifest impossibility he was convinced that the reward and this pursuit had ta do with his burglary of the poultry farm, and that his capture would be but the pre- liminary to prison, trial and sentence. His one remaining idea was to get away. But his escape across the market gardens had left him so blown and spent, that he was obliged to hide up for a time in this perilous neighbour- 288 BEALBY hood, before going on. He saw a disused- looking shed in the lowest corner of the gardens behind the greenhouses and by doubling sharply along a hedge he got to it unseen. It was not disused — ^nothing in Mr. Benshaw's possession ever was absolutely disused, but it was fiUed with' horticultural lumber, with old calcium carbide tins, with broken wheelbarrows and damaged ladders awaiting repair, with some ragged wheeling planks and surplus rolls of roofing felt. At the back were some unhinged shed doors leaning against the wall, and between them Bealby tucked himself neatly and became still, glad of any respite from the chase. He would wait for twilight and then get away across the meadows at the back and then go He didn't know whither. And now he had no confidence in the wild world , any more. A qualm of home-sickness for the compact little gardener's cottage at Shonts, came to Bealby. Why, as a matter of fact, wasn't he there now ? He ought to have tried more at Shonts. He ought to have minded what they told him and not have taken up a toasting-fojrk against Thomas. Then he wouldn't now have been a hunted burglar with a reward of five pounds on his head and nothing in his pocket but threepence and a pack of greasy playing cards, a box of sulphur matches and various objection- THE BATTLE OF CRAYMINSTER 289 able sundries, none of which were! properly his own. If only he could have his time over again ! Such wholesome reflections occupied his thoughts until the onset of the dilsk Stirred him to departure. He crept out of his hiding-place and stretched his limbs which had got very stiff, and was on the point of reconnoitring from the door of the shed when he became aware of stealthy footsteps outside. With the quickness of an animal he shot back into his hiding-place. The footsteps had halted. For a long time it seemed the unseen waited listening. Had he heard Bealby ? Then someone fumbled with the door of the shed, it opened and there was a long pause of cautious inspection. Then the tmknown had shuffled into the shed and sat down on a heap of matting. " Gaw ! " said a voice. The tramp's I " If ever I struck a left-handed Mascot it was that boy," said the tramp. " The little swine ! " For the better part of two minutes he went on from this mild beginning to a descriptive elaboration of Bealby. For the first time in his life Bealby learnt how unfavourable wasi the impression he might leave on a fellow- creature's naind. 19 290 BEALBY " Took even my matches ! " cried the tramp, and tried this statement over with variations. " First that old fool with his syringe ! " The tramp's voice rose in angry protest " Here's a chap dying epilepsy on your doorstep and all you can do is to squirt cold water at him ! Cold water ! Why you might kill a man doing that ! And then say you'd thought'd bring 'im rand ! Bring 'im rand ! You be jolly glad I didn't stash your silly face in. You [misbegotten] old fool ! What's a shilling for wetting a man to 'is skin ? Wet thrbugh I was* Running inside my shirt,— -dripping. . . . And then the blooming boy clears ! "I don't know what boys are coming to ! " cried the tramp. "These board schools it is. Gets 'old of everything 'e can and bunks ! Gaw ! if I get my 'ands on 'im, I'll show 'im.. For some time the tramp revelled in the details, for the most part crudely surgical,, of his vengeance upon Bealby. ._ . . " Then there's that dog bite. 'Ow do I know 'ow that's going to turn at? If I get 'idrophobia, blowed if I don't Ute some of 'em. 'Idrophobia. Screaming and foaming. Nice death for a man — my time o' life ! Bark I shall. Bark and bite. "And this is your world," said the tramp*. THE BATTLE OF CRAYMINSTER 391 "This is the world you put people into and expect 'em to be 'appy. . « . " I'd like to bite that dough-faced fool with, the silly 'at. I'd enjoy biting 'im. I'd spit it out, but I'd bite it right enough. Wiping abat with 'is 'O. Gaw ! Get off my ground ! Be orf with you. Slash. 'E ought to be shut up. " Where's the justice of it ? " shouted the tramp. " Where's the right and the sense of it ? What 'ave I done that I should always get the under side ? Why should / be stuck on the under side of everything ? There's worse men than me in all sorts Of positions. . . . Judges there are. 'Orrible Kerecters. Ministers and people. I've read abat 'em in the papers. .... " It's we tramps are the scapegoats. Some- body's got to suffer so as the police can show a face. Gaw ! Some of these days I'll do something. ... I'll do something: You'll drive me too far with it; I tell you — ^" He stopped suddenly and listened. Bealby had creaked. " Gaw ! What can one do ? " said the tramp after a long interval. And then complaining more gently, the tramp began to feel about to make his simple pre- parations for the night. " 'Unt me out of this I expect," sWd the tramp. " And many sleeping in feather beds 292 BEALBY that ain't fit to 'old a candle to me. Not a hordinary farthing candle. . . ." § 5 The subsequent hour or so was an interval of tedious tension for Bealby. After vast spaces of time he was suddenly aware of three vertical threads of light. He stared at them with mysterious awe, until he realized that they were just the moonshine streaming through the cracks of the shed. The tramp tossed and muttered in his sleep. Footsteps ? Yes — Footsteps. Then voices. They were coming along by the edge of the field, and comitig and talking very discreetly. " Ugh ! " said the tramp and then softly, " What's that ? " Then he too became noise- lessly attentive. Bealby could hear his own heart beating. The men were now close outside the shed. " He wouldn't go in there," said Mr. Benshaw's voice. " He wouldn't dare. Anyhow we'll go up by the glass first. I'll let him have the whole barrel-full of oats if I get a ghmpse of him. If he'd gone away they'd have caught him in the road. . . ." The footsteps receded. There came a cautious THE BATTLE OF CRAYMINSTER 293 rustling on the part of the tramp and then his feet padded softly to the door of the shed. He struggled to open it, and then with a jerk got it open a few inches ; a great bar of moonlight leapt and lay still across the floor of the shed. Bealby advanced his he9.d cautiously until he could see the black obscure indications of the tramp's back as he peeped out. "Now," whispered the tramp, and opened the door wider. Then he ducked his head down and had darted out of sight, leaving the door open behind him. Bealby questioned whether he should follow. He came out a few steps and then went back at a shout from away up the garden. " There he goes," shouted a voice, " in the shadow of the hedge." "Look out, Jim ! " — Bang^^and a yelp. "Stand away ! I've got another barrel ! " Bang. Then silence for a time, and then the footsteps coming back. * " That ought to teach him," said Mr. Ben- shaw. " First time I got him fair, and I think I peppered him a bit the seeojid. Couldn't see very well, but I heard him yell. He won't forget that, in a hurry. Not him. There's nothing like oats for fruit-stealers. Jim, just shut that door, will you ? That's where he was hiding, ..." 294 BEALBY It seemed a vast time to Bealby before he ventured out into the summer moonlight, and a very pitiful and outcast little Bealby he felt himself to be. He was beginning to realize what it means to go beyond the narrow securities of human society. He had no friends, no friends at aU. ... He caught at and arrested a sob of self-pity. Perhaps after all it was not so late as Bealby had supposed. There were stiU lights in some of the houses and he had the privilege of seeing Mr. Benshaw going to bed with pensive de- hberation. Mr. Benshaw wore a flannel night- shirt and said quite a lengthy prayer before extinguishing his candle. Then suddenly Bealby turned nervously and made off through the hedge. A dog had barked. At first there were nearly a dozen Ughted windows in Crayminster. They went out one by one. He hung for a long time with a passionate earndltness on the sole surviving one, but that too went at last. He could have wept when at last it winked out. He came down into the marshy flats by the river, but he did riot hke the way in which the water sucked and swirled in the vague moonhght ; also he suddenly discovered a great >yhite horse stand- ing quite still in the misty grass not thirty yards away ; so he went up to and crossed the THE BATTLE OF CRAYMINSTER 295 high road and wandered up the hillside towards the allotments, which attracted him by reason of the sociability of the numerous tool sheds. in a hedge near at hand a young rabbit squealed sharply and was stilled. Why }^ Then something like a short snake scrabbled by very fast through the grass. . Then he thought he saw the tramp stalking him noiselessly behind some currant bushes. That went on for some time, but came to nothing. Then nothing pursued him, nothing at all. The gap, the void, came after him. The bodiless, the faceless, the formless; these are evil hunters in the night. ... What a cold still watching thing moonhght can be ! . . . He thought he would like, to get his back against something solid and found near one of the sheds a little heap of litter. He sat, down against good tarred . boards, assured at least that whatever came must come in front. What- ever he did, he was resolved, he would not shut his eyes. : ' That would be fatal. ... He awoke in broad daylight amidst a cheerful uproar of birds. 296 BEALBY §6 And then again flight and pursuit were resumed. As Bealby went up the hill away from Cray- minster he saw a man standing over a spade and watching^ his retreat, and when he looked back again presently this man was following. It was Lady Laxton's five pound reward had done the thing for him. He was half minded to surrender and have done with it, but jail he knew was a dreadful thing of stone and darkness. He would make one last effort. So he beat along the edge of a plantation and then crossed it and forced his way through some gorse and came Upon a sunken road, that crossed the hill in a gorse-lined cutting. He struggled down the steep bank. At its foot regardless of him, unaware of him, a man sat beside a motor bicycle with his fists gripped tight and his head downcast, swearing. A county map was crumpled in his hand. " Damn ! " he cried and flung the map to the ground and kicked it and put his foot on it. Bealby sUpped, came down the bank with a run and found himself in the road within a couple of yards of the blonde features and angry eyes of Captain Douglas. When he saw the Captain and perceived himself recognized, he flopped down — a done and finished Bealby. . . . THE BATTLE OF CRAYMINSTER 297 §7 He had arrived just in time to interrupt the Captain in a wild and reprehensible fit of passion. The Captain imagined it was a secret fit of passion. He thought he was quite alone and that no one could hear him or see him. So, he had let himself shout and stamp, to work off the nervous tensions that tormented him beyond endurance. In the direct sense of the words the Captain was in love with Madeleine. He was in love quite beyond the bounds, set by refined and decorous people to this dangerous passion. The primordial savage that lurks in so many of us was uppermost in him. He was not in love with her prettily or delicately, he was in love with her violently and vehemently. He wanted to be with her, he wanted to be close to her, he wanted to possess her and nobody else to approach her. He was so inflamed now that no other interest in hfe had any importance except as it aided or interfered with this desire. He had forced himself in spite of this fever in his blood to leave her in order to pursue Bealby, and now he was regretting this firmness furiously. He had expected to catch Bealby overnight and bring him back to the hotel in triumph. But Bealby had been elusive. There she was, away there, hurt and indignant^neglected ! ,^98 BEALBY " A laggard in love," cried the Captain, " a dastard in war ! God ! — I run away from everything. First I leave the manceuvres, then her. Unstable as water thou shalt not pre- vail. Water ! What does the confounded boy matter ? What does he matter ? " And there she is. Alone ! She'U flirt- naturally she'U flirt. Don't I deserve it ? Haven't I asked for it ? Just the one little time we might have had together ! I fling it in her face. You fool, you laggard, you dastard ! And here's this map I " A breathing moment. " How the devil" cried the Captain, " am I to find the little beast on this map ? " And twice he's been within reach of my hand ! "No decision ! " cried the Captain. " No instant grip! What good is a soldier without it ? What good is any man who wUl not leap at opportunity ? I ought to have chased out last night after that fool and his oats. Then I might have had a chance ! "Chuck it! Chuck the whole thing! Go back to her. Kneel to her, kiss her, compel her! '• And what sort of reception am I likely to get ? " He crumpled the flapping map in his fist. And then suddenly out of nowhere Bealby THE BATTLE OF CRAYMINSTER 299 came rolling down to his feet, a dishevelled and earthy Bealby. But Bealby. " Good Lord ! " cried the Captain, starting to his feet and holding -^iimap like a sword sheath. " What do you want ? " For a second Bealt^ was a silent spectacle of misery. " Oooh ! I want my breckfuss," he burst out at last, reduced to tears. " Are you young Bealby ? " asked the Captain, seizing him by the shoulder. " They're after me," cried Bealby. " If they catch me they'll put me in prison. Where they don't give you anything. It wasn't me did it —and I 'aven't had anything to eat — ^not since yesterday." TTae Captain came rapidly to a decision. There should be no more, faltering. He saw his way clear before him. He would act — ^like a whistling sword. " Here ! jump up behind," he said ..." hold on tight to me. . . ." §8 For a time there was a more than Napoleonic swiftness in the Captain's movements. When Bealby's pursuer came up to the hedge that looks down into the sunken road, there was no Bealby, no Captain, nothing but a torn and dishevelled county map, an almost imper- 300 BEALBY ceptible odour of petrol and a faint sound — like a distant mowing machine, — and the motor bicycle was a mile away on the road to Beckin- stone. Eight miles, eight rather sickening miles, Bealby did to Beckinstone in eleven minutes, and there in a little coffee-house he was given breakfast with eggs and bacon and marmalade (Prime !) and his Spirit was restored to him while the Captain raided a bicycle and repairing shop and negotiated the hire of an experienced but fairly comfortable wicker-work trailer. And so, to London through the morning sunshine, leaving tramps, pursuers^ policemen, handbills, bakers, niarket gardeners, terrors of the dark- ness and everything upon the road behind — and farther behind and remote and insig- nificant — and so to the vanishing point. Some few wbrds of explanation the-Captain had vouchsafed and that was all. *' Don't be afraid about it," he said. " Don't be in the least bit afraid. You tell them about it, just simply and truthfully, exactly what you did, exactly how you got into it and out of it and all about it." " You're going to take me up to a Magistrate, sir ? " " I'm going to take you up to the Lord Chancellor himself." " And then they won't da anything ? " " Nothing at all, Bealby ; you trust me. THE BATTLE OF CRAYMINSTER 301 All you've got to do is to tell the simple truth. . . ." ^ It was pretty rough going in the trailer but very exciting. If you gripped the sides very hard and sat quite tight nothing very much happened, and also there was a strap across your chest. And you went past ever5rthing. There wasn't a thing on the road the Captain didn't pass, lowing deeply with his great horn when they seemed likely to block his passage. And as for the burglary and everything, it would all be settled. ... The Captain also found that ride to London exhilarating. At least he was no longer hang- ing about ; lie was getting to something. He would be able to go back to her — and all his being now yearned to go back to her — ^with things achieved, with successes to show. He'd found the boy. He would go straight to dear old Unde Ghickney, and Uncle Chickney would put things right with Moggeridge, the boy would bear his testimony, Moggeridge would be convinced and all would be well again. He nnight be back with Madeleine that evening. He would go back to her, and she would see the wisdom and energy of all he had done, and she would lift that dear chin of hers and smile that dear smile of hers and hold out her hand to be kissed, and the lights and reflections would play on that strong soft neck of hers. . . . 302 BEALBY They buzzed along stretches of common and stretches of straight-edged meadowland, by woods and orchards, by pleasant inns and slumbering villages and the gates and lodges of country houses. These latter grew more numerous and pre- sently^they skirted a town, and then more road, more villages and at last si^ns of a nearness to London, more frequent houses, more fre- quent iniis, hoardings and advertisements, an asphalted side-walk, lamps, a gasworks, laundries, a stretch of suburban viUadom, a suburban railway station, a suburbanized old town, an omnibus, the head of a tramline, a strietch of public common thick with notice- boards, a broad pavement, something-or-other parade, with a row of shops. . . . London. CHAPTER THE EIGHTH HOW BEALBY EXPLAINED § i LORD CHICKNEY was only sUghtly older than Lord Moggeridge, but he h^ not worn nearly so well* His hearing was not good; though he would never admit it, and the loss of several teeth greatly affected his articulation. One might generalize and say that neither physically nor mentally do soldiers wear so well as lawyers. The army ages men sooner than the law and philosophy ; it exposes them more freely to germs, which undermine and destroy, and it shelters them more completely from thought, which stimulates and preserves. A lawyer must keep his law highly poUshed and up-to-date or he hears of it within a fort- night, a general never reahzes he is out of training and behind the times until disaster is accompUshed. Since the magnificent retreat from Bondy-Satina in eighty-seven and his five weeks' defence of Barrowgast (with thd subsequent operations) the abilities of^ Lord 304 BEALBY Chickney had never been exercised seriously at all. But there was a certain simplicity of manner and a very tall, very drooping, grizzled old-veteran picturesqueness about him that kept him distinguished, he was easy to recognize on public occasions on account of his vast height and his vast blonde-white moustaches, and so he got pointed out when greater men were ignored. The autograph collectors adored him. Every morning he would spend half an hour writing autographs and patriotic senti- ments, and the habit was so strong in him that on Sundays, when there was no London post, and autograph writing would have been wrong anyhow, he filled the time in copying out the epistle and gospel for the day. And he hked to be well in the foreground o'f public affairs — if possible wearing his decorations. After the autographs he would work, some- times for hours, for various patriotic and morally aggressive societies, and more particu- larly for those which opposed Socialism in every shape and form and those which sought to deprive working people, and particularly working girls, of the temptations that arise front unassigned leisure. He had a peculiar vague horror of Socialism which he regarded as a compound of atheism, repubhcanism, Wight, mildew, measles, and all the worst characteristics of a Continental sabbath. HOW BEALBY EXPLAINED 305 He wrote and toiled for these societies, but he could not speak for them on account of his teeth. For he had one peculiar weakness ; he had faced death in many forms but he had never faced a dentist. The thought of dentists gave him just the same sick horror as the thought of Socialism. But * it was a great grief to him that he could not speak his mind. He was a man of blameless private life, a widower and childless. In later years he had come to beheve that he had once been very deeply in love with his cousin Susan, who had married a rather c-areless husband named Douglas ; both she and Douglas were dead now, but he maintained a touching affection for her two lively rather than satisfying sons. He called them his nephews, and by the con- tinuous attrition of affection he had become their recognized uncle. He was glad when they came to him in their scrapes, and he liked to be seen about with them in public places. They regarded him with considerable confidence and respect and an affection that they some- times blamed themselves for as not quite warm enough for his merits. But there is a kind of injustice about affection. v He was really gratified when he got a wire from the less discreditable of these two bright young relations, saying, " Sorely in need of 20 3o6 BEALBY your advice. Hope to bring difficulties to you to-day at twelve." He concluded very naturally that the boy had come to some crisis in his unfortunate entanglement with Madeleine Philips, and he was flattered by the trustfulness that brought the matter to him. He resolved to be delicate but wily, honourable, strictly honourable, but steadily, patiently separative. He paced his spacious study with his usual morning's work neglected, and rehearsed little sentences in his mind that might be effective in the approaching interview. There would probably be emotion. He would pat the lad on his shoulder and be himself a little emotional. " I understand, my boy," he would say, " I understand. " Don't forget, my boy, that I've been a young man too." He would be emotional, he would be sym- pathetic, but also he must be a man of the world. "Sort of thing that won't do, you know, my boy ; sort of thing that people will not sta.nd. . . . A soldier's wife has to be a soldier's wife and nothing else. . . . Your business is to serve the King, not— not some celebrity. Lovely no dbubt, I don't deny the charm of her— but on the hoardings, my boy. . . . Now don't you think — don't you think ?— there's some nice pure girl somewhere, sweet as violets, new as the dawn, and ready to be yours ; a girl I mean, HOW BEALBY EXPLAINED 307 a maiden fancy free, not — ^how shall I put it ?— a woman of the world. Wonderful I admit — ^but seasoned. Public. My dear, dear boy, I knew your mother when she was a girl, a sweet pure girlr— a thing of dewy freshness. Ah! Well I remember her \ All these years, my boy Nothing. It's difficult " Tears stood in his brave old blue eyes as he elaborated such phrases. He went up and down mumbling them through the defective teeth and the long moustache and wa,ving an eloquent hand. §2 When Lord Chickney's thoughts had once started in any direction it was difficult to turn them aside. No doubt that concealed and repudiated deafness helped his natural per- plexity of mind. Truth comes to some of us IS a stiU small voice, but Lord Chickney needed shouting and prods. And Douglas iid not get to him until he was finishing lunch. Moreover it was the weakness of Captain Dduglas to talk in jerky fragments and under- tones, rather than clearly and fuUy in the (American fashion. " Tell me all about it, my boy," said Lord Chickney. "Tell me all ibout it. Don't apologize for your clothes. I mderstand. Motor bicycle and just come up. But have you had any lunch, Eric ? " 3o8 BEALBY "Alan, uncle, — not Eric. My brother is Eric." -§S:: ' " Well, I called him Alan. Tell me all about it. Tdl rne what has happened. What are you thinking of doing ? Just put the position before me. To tell you the truth I've been worrying over this business for some time." " Didn't know you'd heard of it, uncle. He can't have talked about it already. Anyhow, — you see all the awkwardness of the situation. They say the old chap's a thundering spiteful old devil when he's roused — and there's no doubt he was roused. ... Tremendously. . . ." Lord Chickney was not listening very atten- tively. Indeed he was also talking. "Not clear to me there was another man in it," he was sapng. " That makes it more compli- cated, my boy, makes the row acuter. Old feUow, eh ? Who ? " They came to a pause at the same moment. " You speak so indistinctly," complained Lord Chickney. " W^Ao did you say ? " " I thought you understood. Lord Mogger- idge." " Lord ! Lord Moggeridge ! My dear Boy ! But how ? " " I thought you understood, uncle." " He doesn't want to marry her ! Tut ! Never! Why the man must be sixty if he's a day. . . ." HOW BEALBY EXPLAINED 309 Captain Douglas regarded his distinguished unde for a moment with distressed eyes. Then he came nearer, raised his voice and spoke more deliberately. " I don't know whether ^ou quite under- stand, unclci I am talking about this affair at Shonts last week-end." " My dear Boy, there's no need for you to shout. If only you don't mumble and clip your words — arid turn head over heels with your ideas. Just tell me about, it plainly. Who is Shonts ? One of those Liberal peers ? I seem to have feard the name. . . ." " Shonts, uncle, is the house the Laxtons have ; you know, — Lucy." " Little Lucy ! I remember her. Curls all down her back. Married the milkman. But how does she come in, Alan ? The story's getting complicated. But that's the worst of these infernal affairs, — ^they always do get complicated. Tangled skeins— Oh what a tangled web we weave. When first we venture to deceive. And now, like a sensible man, you want to get out of it." , Captain Douglas was bright pink with the effort to control himself and keep perfectly plain and straightforward. His hair had be- come like tow and little beads of perspiration stood upon his forehead. 310 BEALBY " I spent last week-end at Shonts," he said. " Lord Moggeridge, also there/ week-ending. Got it into his head that I was pulling his leg." " Naturally, my boy, if he goes philandering. At his time of life. What else can he expect ?" " It wasn't philandering." " Fine distinctions. Fine distinctions. Goon — anyhow." " He got it into his head that I was playing practical jokes upon him. Confused me with Eric. It led to a rather first-class row. I had to get out of the house. Nothing else to do. He brought all sorts of accusations •" Captain Douglas stopped short. His uncle was no longer attending to him. They had drifted to the window of the study and the General was staring with an excitement and intelligence that grew visibly at the spectacle of Bealby and the trailer outside. For Bealby had been left in the trailer and he was sitting as good as gold waiting for the next step in his vindication from the dark charge of bur- glary. He was very travel-worn and the trailer was time-worn as well as travel-worn, and both contrasted with the efficient neat- ness and newness of the motor bicycle in front. The contrast had attracted the attention of a tall policeman who was standing in a state of elucidatory meditation regarding Bealby. Bealby was not regarding the policeman. He HOW BEALBY EXPLAINED 311 had the Utmost confidence in Captain Douglas, he felt sure that he would presently be purged of all the horror jof that dead old man and of the brief unpremeditated plunge into crime, but still for the present at any rate he did not feel equal to staring a policeman out of counte- nance. ... From the window the policeman very largely obscured Bealby. ... Whenever hearts are simple there luirks romance. Age cannot. wither nor custom stale her infinite diversity. Suddenly out of your '.kindly diplomacies, your sane man-of-the- world intentions, leaps the imagination like a rocket, fl3dng from sijch safe securities bang into the sky. So it happened to the old- General . He became deaf to everything but the appear- ances before him. The world was jewelled with dazzling and delightful possibilities. His face was lit by a glow of genuine romantic excitement. He grasped his nephew's arm. He pointed. His grizzled cheeks flushed. " That isn't," he asked with something verging upon admiration in his voice and manner, " a Certain Lady in disguise ? " §3 L It became clear to Captain Douglas that if ever he was to get to Lord Mbggeridge that 312 BEALBY day he must take his uncle firmly in hand. Without even attempting not to appear to shout he cried, " That is a little Boy. That is my Witness. It is Most Important that I sTiould get him to Lord Moggeridge to teU ^his Story." " What story ? " cried the old commander pulling at his moustache and still eyeing Bealby suspiciously. . . . It took exactly half an hour to get Lord Chidkney from! that inquiry to the telephone . and even then he was still far from clear about the matter in hand; Captdn, Douglas got in riiost of the facts, but he could not eliminate an idea that it aU had to do with Madeleine. Whenever he tried to say clearly that she was entirely outside the question, the General patted his shoulder and looked very wise and kind and said, " My deaf Boy, I quite understand ; I quite understand. Never mention a lady. No." So they started at last rather foggily — so far as things of the mind went, though, the sun that day was brilliant — and because of engine trouble in Port Street the General's hansom reached^ Little Tenby Street first and he got in a good five minutes preparing the Lord Chancellor tactfully and carefully before the bicycle and its trailer came upon the scene. , - . HOW BEALBY EXPLAINED 313 §4 Candler had been packing that morning with unusual solicitude for a week-end at TuUiver Abbey. His master had returned from the catastrophe of Shonts, fatigued, visibly aged and extraordinarily cross, and Candler looked to Tulliver Abbey to restore him to his former self. Nothing must be forgotten ; there must be no little hitches, evetything from first to last must go on oiled wheels, , or it was clear his lordship might develop a desperate hostility to these excursions, excursions which Candler found singularly refreshing and entertaining during the stresses of the session. Tulliver Abbey was as good a house as Shonts was bad ; Lady Checksammiugton ruled with the softness of Velvet and the strength of steel over a house- hold of admirably efficient domestics, and there would be the best of people there, Mr. Evesham perhaps, the Loopers, Lady Privet, Andreas Doria and Mr. Pernambuco, great silken mellow personages -and diamond-like individualities, amidst whom Lord Moggeridge's mind wotdd be restfully active and his coilifort quite secure. And as far as possible Candler wanted to get the books and papers his master needed into the trunk or the small valise. That habit of catching up everything at the last moment and putting it under his arm ?ind the consequent 314 BEALBY ;need for alert picking up, meant friction and nervous wear and tear for both master and man. Lord Moggeridge rose at half-past ten — he had been kept late /overnight by a heated dis- cussion at the Aristotelian — and breakfasted lightly upon a chop and cofEee. Then some- thing ruffled him ; something that came with the letters. Candler could not quite make out what it was but he suspected another pamphlet by Dr. Schiller.^ It could not be the chop because Lord Moggeridge was always wonder- fully successful with chops. Candler looked through the envelopes and letters afterwards and found nothing diagnostic, and then he observed a copy of Mind torn across and lying in the waste-paper basket. " When I went out of the room," said Candler discreetly examining this. " Very likely it's that there Schiller after all." \ But in this Candler was ^mistaken. What had disturbed the Lord Chancellor was a coarsely disrespectful article on the Absolute by a Cambridge Rhodes scholar written in that flighty facetious strain that spreads now like a pestilence over modem philosophical discus- sion. " Does the Absolute, on Lord Moggeridge's own showing, mean anything more than an eloquent oiliness uniformly distributed through space ? " 9^nd so on. HOW BEALBY EXPLAINED 315 Pretty bad! Lord Moggeridge early in life had deliberately acquired a quite exceptional power of mental self-control. He took his perturbed mind now and threw it forcibly into the consideration of a case upon which he had reserved judgment. He was to catch the 3.35 at Paddington, and at two he was smoking a cigar after a temperate lunch and reading over the notes of this judg- ment. It was then that the telephone bell became audible, and Candler came in to inform him that Lord Chickney was anxious to see him at once upon a matter of some slight importance. " Slight importance ? '* asked Lord Mogger- idge. " Some slight importance, my lord." "Some? Slight?" "'Is lordship, my lord, mumbles rather now 'is back teeth 'ave gone," said Candler, " but so I;understand 'im." * "These apologetic assertive phrases annoy me, Candler," said. Lord Moggeridge over his shoulder. " You see," he turned round and spoke very clearly, " either the matter is of importance or it is not of importance. A thing must either be or not be. I wish you would manage — ^when you get messages on the tele- phone . . . But I suppose that is asking too much. . , . Will you explain to him, Candler, 3i6 BEALBY when we start, and— ask him, Candler — ask him what sort of matter it is." Candler returned after some parleying. " So far as I can make 'is lordship out, my lord, 'e says 'e wants to set you right about something, my lord. He says somethic^ about a little misapprehension." " These diminutives, Candler, kill sense. Does he say what sort — ^what sort — .of little misapprehension ? " " He says something — I'm sorry, my lord, but it's about Shonts, my lord." " Then I don't want to hear about it," said Lord Moggeridge. There was a pause. The Lord Chancellor resumed his reading with a deliberate obvious- ness ; the butler hovered. " I'm sorry, my lord, but I can't think exactly what I ought to say to 'is lordship, my lord." "TeU him — ^tell him that I do not wish to hear anything more about Shonts for ever. Simply." Candler hesitated and went out, shutting the door carefuUy lest any fragment of his halting rendering of this me&sage to Lord Ghickney should reach his master's ears. Lord Moggeridge's powets of mental control were, I say, very great He could dismiss subjects from his mind absolutely. In a few in§tant§ he had completely forgotten Shonts HOW BEALBY EXPLAINED 317 and was making notes with a silver-cased pencil on the margins of his draft judgment. §5 He became aware that Candler had returned. '"Is lordship, Lord Chickney, my lord, is very persistent, my lord. 'E's rung up twice. 'E says now that 'e makes a personal matter of it. Come what may, 'e says, 'e wishes to speak for two minutes to your lordship. Over the telephone, my lord, 'e vouchsafes no further information." Lord Moggeridge meditated over the end of his third after-lunch cigar. His man watched the end of his left eyebrow as an engineer might watch a steam gauge. There were no signs of an explosion. " He must come, Candler," his lordship said at last. ... " Oh, Candler ! " "My lord?" " Put the bags and things in a conspicuous position in the hall, Candler. Change yourself, and see that you look thoroughly like trains. And in fact have everything ready, prominently ready, Candler." Then once more Lord Moggeridge concentrated his mind. 3i8 BEALBY §6 To him there presently entered Lord Chick- ney. Lord Ghickney had been twice round the world and he had seen many strange and dusky peoples and many remarkable customs and peculiar prejudices, which he had never failed to despise, but he had never completely shaken off the county family ideas in which he had been brought up. He beheved that there was an incurable difference in spirit between quite good people hke himself and men from down belo\^ like Moggeridge, who was the son of an Exeter chorister. He believed that these men from nowhere always cherished the profoundest respect for the real thing like himself, that they were greedy for assbeiation and gratified by notice, and so for the life Of him he could not approach Lord Moggeridge without a faint sense of condescension. He saluted him as " my dear Lord Moggeridge," wrung his hand with effusion, and asked him kind, almost district- visiting qjiestions about his younger brother and the aspect of his house. "And you are just off, I see, for a week- end." These amenities the Lord Chancellor acknow- ledged by faint gruntings and an almost imper- ceptible movement of his eyebrows. "There HOW BEALBY EXPLAINED 319 was a matter," he said, " some little matter, on which you want to consult me ? " . " Well," said Lord Chickney and rubbed his chin. " Yes. (Yes, there was a little matter, a little trouble " " Of an urgent nature." " Yes. Yes. Exactly. Just a little com- plicated, you know, not quite simple." The dear old soldier's manner became almost seductive. " One of these difficult little affairs, where one has to remember that one is a man of the world, you know. A little complication about a lady, known to you both. But one must make concessions, one must understand. The boy has a witiiess. Things are not as you supposed them to be." Lord Moggeridge had a clean conscience about ladies ; he drew out his watch and looked at it — aggressively. He kept it in his hand during his Subsequent remarks. " r must confessj" he declared, " I have not the remotest idea. . . . Jf you will be so good as to be — elementary. What is it all about ? " " You see I knew the lad's mother," said Lord Chickney.' "In fact " He became insanely confideiitial- — " Under happier circum-, stances — don't misunderstand me, Moggeridge ; I mean no evil— but he might have been my son. I feel for hjm like a son. ..." 320 BEALBY §7 When presently Captain Douglas, a little heated from his engine trouble, came into the room^ — ^he had left Bealby with Candler in the! hall — it was instantly manifest to him that the work oi preparation had been inadequa|:ely performed. , "One minute more, -my dear Alan," cried Lord Chickney. Lord Moggeridge with eyebrows waving and watch in hand was of a different opinion. He addressed himself to Captain Douglas. "There isn't a. minute more," he said. "What is all this— this philoprogenitive rig- marole about ? Why have you come to me? My cab is outside now. All this about ladies and witnesses ; — what is it ? " " Perfectly simple, my lord ! You imagine that I played practical jokes upon you ' at Shonts. I didn't. I have a witness. The attack upon you downstairs, the noise in your room " >> " Have I any guarantee ? " It's the steward's boy from Shonts. Your man outside knows him. Saw him in the steward's room. He made the trouble for you — a,nd me, and then he ran away. Just caught him. Not exchanged thirty ' words with him. Half a dozen questions. Settle everything. HOW BEALBY EXPLAINED 321 » Then you'll know — nothing for you but the utmost respect." Lord Moggeridge pressed his lips together and resisted conviction. " In consideration," interpolated Lord Chick- ney, " feelings of an old fellow. Old soldier. Boy means no harm." With the rudeness of one sorely tried the Lord Chancellor thnlst the General' aside. " Oh ! " he said, " Oh ! " and then t() Captain Douglas. " One minute. WTiere's your wit- ness ? . . ." The Captain opened a door. Bealby found himself bundled into the presence of two celebrated men. " Tell him," said Captain Douglas. *' And look sharp about it." " Tell me plainly," cried the Lord Chancellor. " And he^-quick." ' He put such a point on "quick " that it made Bealby jump. " Tell him," said the General more gently. " Don't be afraid." " Well," began Bealby after one accumulating pause, "it was 'im told me to do it. 'E said you go in there " The Captain would have interrupted but the Lord Chancellor restrained him by a magnificent -gesture of the hand holding the watch. 21 322 BEALBY "He told you to do it!" he said. "I knew he did. Now listen ! He told you practically to go in and do an3^hing you could." " Yessir." Woe took possession of Bealby. " I didn't do any 'arm to the ole gentleiman." " But who told you ? " cried the Captain. " Who told you ? " Lord Moggeridge annihilated him with arm and eyebrows. He held Bealby fascinated by a pointing finger. " Don't do more than answer the questions. I have thirty seconds more. He told you to go in. He made you go in. At the earliest possible opportunity you got away?" " I jest nipped out " " Enough ! And now, sir, how dare you come here \vithout even a plausible lie ? How dare you after your intolerable tomfoolery at Shont^ confront me again with fresh tom- foolery ? How dare you drag in your gallant and venerable uncle in this last preposterous — I suppose you would call it — Iwk ! I suppose you had prepared that little wretgh with some fine story. Little you know of False Witness ! At the first question, he breaks down ! He does not even begin his lie. He at least knows the difference between my standards and yours. Candler ! Candler ! " Candler appeared. HOW BEALBY EXPLAINED 323 " These — these ^ gentlemen are going. Is everjTthing ready ? " " The cab is at the door, m'lprd. The usual cab." Captain Douglas made one last desperate effort. " Sir ! " he said. " My lord '^ The Lord Chancellor turned upon him with a face that he sought to keep calm, ' thoug|i the eyebrows waved and streamed like black smoke in a gale. "Captain Douglas,'-' he said, " you are probably not aware of the demands upon the tim^ and patience of a public servant in such a position as mine. You see the world no doubt as a vastly entertaining fabric upon which you can embroider your— your facetious arrangements. Well, it is not so. It is real. It is earnest. You may sneer at the sim- plicity of an old man, but what I tell you of life is' true. Comic effect is not, believe me, its goal. And you, sir, you, sir, you impress me as an intolerably foolish, flippant and unneces- sary young man. Flippant. Unnecessary. Foolish.'; As he said these words Candler approached him with a dust coat of a peculiar fineness and dignity, and he uttered the last words over his protruded chest while Candler assisted his arms into his' sleeves. " My lord," said Captain Douglas again, but his resolution was deserting him. 324 BEALBY " No," said the Lord Chancellor, leaning forward in a minatory manner while Candler pulled down the tail of his jacket and adjusted the collar of his overcoat. " Uncle," said Captain Douglas. " No," said the General, with the curt de- cision of a soldier and turned exactly ninety degrees away from him. " You little know how you have hurt me, Alan \ You little know. I couldn't have imagined it. The Douglas strain ! False Witness— and insult. I am sorry, my dear Moggeridge, beyond . measure." "I quite understand — you are as much a victim as myself. Quite. A more foolish attempt I am sorry to be in this hurry — — " " Oh ! You damned little fool," said the Captain and advanced a step towards the per-., plexed and shrinking Bealby. " You imbecile little trickster ! What do you mean by it ? " " I didn't mean an5rthing ! " Then suddenly the thought of Madeleine, sweet and overpowering, came into the head of this distraught young man. He had risked losing her, he had slighted and insiilted her and here he was — entangled. Here he was in a position of nearly inconceivable foolish- ness, about to assault a dirty and silly little boy in the presence of the Lord Chancellor and Uncle Chickney. The world, he felt, was HOW BEALBY EXPLAINED 325 lost, and not well lost. And she was lost tod. Even now while he pursued these follies she might be consoling her wounded pride. . . . , He perceived that love is the supreme thing in life. He perceived that he who divides his purposes scatters his life to the four winds of heaven. A vehement resolve to cut the whole of this Bealby business pounced upon him. In that moment he ceased to care for reputation, for appearances, for the resentment of Lord Moggeridge or the good intentions of Uncle <33.ickn^y. He turned, he rushed out of the room. He escaped by unparalleled gymnastics the, worst consequences of an encounter with the Lord Chancellor's bag which the under-butler had placed rather tactlessly between the doors, crossed the wide and dignified hall, and in another moment had his engine going and was struggling to mount his machine in the street without. His face expressed an almost apo- plectic cppcentration. He narrowly missed the noses of a pair of horses in the carriage of Lady Beach Mandarin, made an extraordinary "curve to spare a fishmonger's tricycle, shaved the front and completely destroyed the gesture of that eminent actor manager, Mr. Pome- granate, who was crossing the road in his usual inadvertent fashion, and then he was popping and throbbing and banging round the corner 326 BEALBY and on his way back to the lovely and irre- sistible woman who was exerting so disastrous an influence upon his career. . . , . §8 The Captain fled from London in the utmost fury and to the general danger of the public. His heart was full of' wicked blasphemies, shoutings and self-reproaches, but outwardly he seemed only pinkly intent. And as he crossed an open breezy common and passed by a milestone bearing this inscription, "To London Thirteen Miles," his hind t3n:e burst conclusively with a massive report. . . . §9 In every life there are crucial moments, turning points, and not infrequently it is just such a thing as this, a report, a sudden waking in the night, a flash upon the road to Damascus that marks and precipitates the accumulating new. Vehemence is not concentration. The headlofig violence of the Captain had been no expression of a single-minded purpose, of a soul aU gathered together to an end. Far less a pursuit had it been than a flight, a flight from his own dissensions. And riow — now he was held. HOW BEALBY EXPLAINED 327 After he had attempted a few plausible repairs and found the, tyre obdurate, after he had addressed iU-chosen remonstrances to some unnamed hearer, after he had walked some way along the road and back in an indecision about repair shops in some neighbouring town, the last dregs of his resistance were spent. He perceived that he was in the presence of a Lesson. He sat down by the roadside some twenty feet from the disabled motor bicycle, and, impotent. for further effort, frankly ad- mitted himself overtaken. He had not reckoned with punctures. The pursuing questions came clambering upon him and would no longer be denied ; who he was and what he was and how he was, and the meaning of this Rare Bate he had been in, and all those deep questions that are so systematically neglected in the haste and excite- ment of modern Hfe. In short, for the first tiifie in many headlong days he asked himself simply and plainly wha,t he thought he was up to ? ' Certain things became clear, and so minutely and exactly clear that it was incredible that they had ever for a moment been obscure. Of course Bealby had been a perfectly hoiiest little boy, under some sort of misconception, and of course he ought to have been carefully coached and prepared and rehearsed before he was put 328 BEALBY before the Lord Chancellor. This was so manifest now that the Captain stared aghast at his own inconceivable negligence. But the mischief was done. Nothing now woidd ever propitiate Moggeridge, nothing now would ever reconcile Uncle Chickney. That was — settled. But what was not settled was the amazing disorder of his own mind. Why had he been so negligent, \yha.t had come over his mind in the last few weeks ? And this sudden strange illumination of the Captain's mind went so far as perceiving that the really important concern for him. was not the accidents of Shonts but this epilepsy of his own will. Why now was he rushing back to Madeleine? Why? He did not love her. He knew he did not love her. On the whole, more than anything else he resented her. . But he was excited about her, he was so excited that these other , muddles, fluctuations, follies, came afe a natural consequence from that.' Out of this excitjeinent came those wild floods of angry energy that made him career about — : "Like sbrae dainned Cracker/' said the Captain. " For instance," he asked himself, " now ! what am I going for ?" "If I go back she'll probably beha;V6 like HOW BEALBY EXPLAINED 329 an offended Queen. Doesn't seem to under- stand anything that does not focus on herself. Wants a sort of Limelight Lover. . . . " She rdies upon exciting me ! " She relies upon exciting everyone ! — she's just a woman specialized for excitement." And after meditating through a profound minute upon this judgment, the Captain pro- nounced these two epoch-making words : " / woti^t I " . * § 10 The Captain's mind was now in a state of almost violent' lucidity. "This sex stuff," he said, "first I kept it under too tight and now I've let it rip tOo loose. "I've been just a distracted fool, with my head swimming with meetings and embraces and— frills." He produced some long impending generaliza- tions. "Not a man's work, this Lover business. Dancing about in a world of petticoats and powder puffs and attentions and jealousies. Rotten game. . . . Played' off against some other man. . . . " Fll be hanged if I am, . . . " Have to put women in their places. . . . " Make a hash of everything if we don't. . . ." 330 BEALBY Then for a time the Captain medit3.ted in, silence and chewed his knuckle. His face darkened to a scowl. He swore as though some thought twisted and tormented him.* " Let some other man get her ! Think of her with some other man. " I don't care," he said, when obviou^yhe did. " There's other women' in the world. "A man — a man mustn't care for that. . . . "It's this or that," said the Captain, "any- how. ..." § II Suddenly the Captain's mind was made up and done. He arose to his feet and his face was firm and tranquil and now nearer pallor, than pink. He left his bicycle and trailer by the wayside even as Christian left his burden. He' asked a passing nurse-girl the way to the nearest railway station and thither he went. Incidej^ally and because the opportunity offered he called in upon a cyclist's repair shop and committed his abandoned machinefry to its keeping. He went straight to London, changed at his fiat, dined at his club and caught the night train for France-^for France and whatever was left of the grand manoeuvres. He wrote a letter to Madeleine from the HOW BEALBY EXPLAINED 331 Est train next day, using their customary endearments, avoiding any discussion of their relations land describing the scenery of the Seine valley and the characteristics of Rouen in a few vivid and masterly phrases. " If she's worth having she'll imderstand," said the Captain, but he knew perfectly well she would hot understand. Mrs. Geedge noted this letter among the others, and afterwards she was much exercised by Madeleine's behaviour. For suddenly that lady became extraordinarily gay and joy bus in her bearing, singing snatches of song and bubbling over with suggestioiis for larks and picnics and wild excursions. She patted Mr. Geedge on the shoulder and ran her arm through the arm of Professor Bowles. Both gentlemen received these familiarities with a gawky cojmess that Mrs. Geedge found contemptible. And moreover Madeleine drew several shy strangers into their circle. She^ invited the mana;gement to a happy participation. Her great idea was a moonlight picnic. " We'll have a great camprfire and afterwards we'll dancer-this very night." . " But wouldn't it be better to-morrow ? " "Jo-night!" " To-morrow perhaps Captain Douglas may be back again. And he's so good at all these things." 332 BEALBY Mrs. Geedge knew better because she had seen the French startip on the letter, but she meant to get to the bottom of this business, and thus it was she said this. " I've sent him back to his soldiering," said Madeleine serenely. " He has better things to do." § 12 For some moments after the unceremonious departure of Captain Douglas from the presence of Lord Moggeridge, it did not occur to anyone, it did not occur even to Bealby, that the Captain had left his witness behind hini. The General and the Lord Chancellor moved into the hall, and Bealby, under the sway of a swift compelling gesture from Candler, followed modestly. The same current swept them all out into the portico, and while the under- butler whistled up a hansom for the General, the Lord Chancellor with a dignity that was at once polite and rapid, and with Candler gravely; protective and a little reproving, departed. Bealby, slowly apprehending their desertion, regarded the wotld of London with perpleJdty and dismays Candler had gone. Thei last of the gentlemen was going. The under-butler, Bealby felt, was no fr;end. Under-butlers never are. HOW BEALBY EXPLAINED 333 Lord Chickney in the very act of entering his cab had his coat-tail tugged. He looked inquiringly. " Please, sir, there's me," said. Bealby. Lord Chickney reflected. "Well?" he said. The spirit of Bealby was now greatly abased. His face and voice betrayed him on the verge of tears. " I want to go 'ome to Shonts, sir." "Well, my boy, go 'ome — go home I mean to Shonts." " 'E's gone, sir," said Bealby. . . . Lord Chickney was a good^hearted man, and he knew that a certain public kindliness and disregard of appearances, looks far better and is infinitely more popular than a punctilious dignity. He took Bealby to Waterloo in his hansom, got him a third-class ticket to Chel- some, tipped a porter to see him safely into his train and dismissed him in the most fatherly manner. §13 It was well after tea-time, Bealby felt, as he came once more within the boundaries of the Shonts estate. It was a wiser and a graver Bealby who returned from this week of miscellaneous ad- 334 BEALBY venture. He did not clearly understand all that had happened to him ; in particular he was puzzled by the extreme annoyance and suddenf departure of Captain Douglas from the presence of Lord Moggeridge ; but his general impressioB', was that he had been in great peril of dire punishment and that he had been rather hastily and ignominiously reprieved. The nice old gentleman with the long grey moustaches had dismissed him to the train at last with a quality of benediction. But Bealby understood now better than he had done before that adventures do not always turn out well for the boy hero, ahd that the social system has a number of dangerous and disagreeable holes at the bottom. He had reached the beginnings of wisdom. He was glad he had got away from the tramp and stillgla-dder that he had got away from Ctayminster ; he was sorry that he would never see the beautiful lady again, and per* plexed and perplexed. And also he was interested in the probability of his mother having toast for tea. ... It must, he felt, be a long time; after tea-time, — rquite late. ... He had weighed the advisability of returning quietly to his windbwless beciroom under the stairs, putting on his Uttle green apron and emerging with a dutiful sang-froid as if nothing had happened,^ on the one hand, or of going to HOW BEALBY EXPLAINED 335 the gardens on the other. But tea — with eatables — seemed more probable at the gardens. . i . He was deflected from the direct route across the park by a long deep trench, that someone had made and abandoned since the previous Sunday morning. He wondered what it was for. It was certainly very ugly. And as he came out by the trees and got the full effect of the fafade, he detected a strangely bandaged quality about Shonts. It was as if Shonts had recently been in a fight and got a black eye. Then he saw the reason for this ; one tower was swathed in scaffolding. He wondered what could have happened to the tower. Then his own troubles resumed their sway. He was so fortunate as not to meet his father in the gardens, and he entered the house so meekly that Ms mother did not look up from the cashmere she was sewing. She was sitting at the table sewing some newly dyed black cashmere. He was astonished at her extreme pallor and the drooping resignation of her pose. " Mother ! " he said and she looked up convulsively and stared, stared with bright round astonished eyes. 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