QUIETNESS^DICK VERNEDE v LICE a. McOLOSKEtf ' ^*t OF AGRICULTURE 'V N. Y, 45€? ?tate ©allege of Agriculture At (florncll IniuersttH Utifata, N. f. Hibrarjj DATE DUE -? i y wan GAYLORD PRINTED IN U.S.A. Cornell University Library PZ 3.V5945Q The quietness o» Dick, 5] pi Cornell University WB Library The original of this book is in the Cornell University Library. There are no known copyright restrictions in the United States on the use of the text. http://www.archive.org/details/cu31924014518249 THE QUIETNESS OF DICK Dick Shot Straight over the Dashboard, and Tod Dropped Gently from the Back of the Cart into a Dish of Cakes. — Page 26. THE QUIETNESS OF DICK BY R. E. VERNEDE ILLUSTRATIONS BY VICTOR PERARD NEW YORK HENRY HOLT AND COMPANY 1911 V59<75£? COFYRIGHT, 191 1, BY HENRY HOLT AND COMPANY Published April, ign '^/tfiiu^ ..."'' THE QUtNN A BODEN CO. PRESS RAHWAY, H. J. CONTENTS CHAPTER PAGE I. Dick Is Invited i II. Dick Arrives 10 IIL Concerning Smugglers 27 IV. An Affray in Miclestead 41 V. Dick Makes Himself at Home .... 57 VI. An Opportunity Offers Itself ... 76 VII. A Rock Climb and a Rescue .... 84 VIII. The Shooting of the Wild Goat . . .103 IX. Dick Reassures the Major 123 X. Tod's Poacher . . ... 136 XI. Mrs. Wilton Has a Quiet Day . . . .158 XII. The Quiet Day Continued 175 XIII. The Quiet Day Further Continued . 185 XIV. The End of the Quiet Day 206 XV. Disappearance of Tod 218 XVI. Dick on the Trail 225 XVII. The Professional Detective 237 XVIII. The Watch on the Dunes 244 XIX. The Buried Ship 256 XX. Tod as Picador 267 XXI. Dick Finishes Up 281 ILLUSTRATIONS Dick Shot Straight over the Dashboard, and Tod Dropped Gently from the Back of the Cart into a Dish of Cakes .... Frontispiece FACING PAGE Dick by a Tremendous Zigzag Had Mounted Another Five or Six Feet 94 He Clubbed His Gun as the Swimmer Stretched a Lean Arm over the Stern 118 The Loop Settled Beautifully over the Man's Head and Dropped Almost to His Knees Before Tod Thought of Tightening 152 THE QUIETNESS OF DICK CHAPTER I DICK IS INVITED T"\ICK'S invitation arose out of Tod's boredom. Tod had been in the extremities of boredom for nearly a week. Only the day before he had felt so dull that he had condescended to bandy words with a fisher-boy from Miclestead who had provoked him over the fence, and adjourning as in honor bound to a field sufficiently distant to be considered neutral territory, had received a black eye. As if that were not trial enough, he had been unable to conceal the fight, or rather, the results of it, from his mother. " Why did you let the nasty boy come near you, Tod ? " she asked, fussing over him in great distress. " I didn't," retorted Tod, resentfully, " I went for him " 2 The Quietness of Dick "Oh, Tod!" Mrs. Wilton was busily applying raw beef-steak to the injured eye, in spite of Tod's remonstrances. " How could you ? " "Well, I'd nothing else to do," explained Tod. "You're always trotting about with Miss Revers, and pater's busy, and I'm jolly sick of it." Tod's affection for his mother was sometimes put to severe trials. He reflected bitterly that, as result of this con- fession, she had invited the Pollabys to tea — Augustus and the girls. Tod detested all girls, and , ^ Augustus Pollaby was worse than a girl. Now he and his sisters were coming to tea on Saturday. That was all the comfort he had got by admitting he was dull. And it certainly was dull to be quite alone for the holidays.' Still a fortnight of them remained, and he was already half wishing that he was back at school, where at any rate he would have companions who were not girls. Companionship was what he wanted. Even the joy of shooting rabbits with his own gun, to which he had been promoted on his birthday, was begin- Dick Is Invited 3 ning to pall, and solitary bathing was no fun what- ever. Brooding over these things Tod wore so dismal a countenance at luncheon the following day that Mrs. Wilton became concerned. " I really think we must go somewhere," she said to her husband afterwards. " Tod isn't enjoying his holidays. And he's so good, and brought back such a nice character from school last term, that I do think he ought to." "What's that about Tod?" asked Mr. Wilton, looking up from the papers with which he - was busy. He thought that his wife was rather inclined to spoil Tod, and muttered something to the effect that in his day boys did not require so much looking after. " Tod's an ungrateful young scoundrel," he added. " Isn't that the character they gave him at school?" " Not at all," said Mrs. Wilton, drawing Tod's report out of a bag she always carried. " Mr. Turvey says that ' Tod is very steady on the whole, and cannot fail to improve in Latin if he gives his mind to it.' " " Humph ! " said Mr. Wilton. 4 The Quietness of Dick " Isn't that a very good character? " asked Mrs. Wilton, triumphantly. "Pretty fair," said Mr. Wilton. "I should say it meant he does as little as he can, and " " I'm sure it doesn't," said Mrs. Wilton, indig- nantly. "Tod is never idle. He takes after me a good deal. And I'm afraid if he gets too de- pressed he may get into mischief." " You always get into mischief, don't you ? " " Be serious ! " said Mrs. Wilton, imploringly. " If you don't think we can go away -" " I don't " "Couldn't we invite a friend of Tod's — that Dick whom he is always talking about — to spend a fortnight here ? He seems such a very nice sensible boy " " You think he'd keep Tod out of mischief ? " " That's what I hoped," said Mrs. Wilton. Her husband laughed. " Just as you like, Kat," he said. " I never heard that two boys were better than one for keeping out . . of mischief. But bless your soul, what is life with- Dick Is Invited 5 out mischief to a boy! Here comes Tod ... see if he likes the idea." Tod had just come in with his hands in his pockets, and his most blase expression. He was a fair-haired boy, short for his age, and rather broad, which gave him, to his horror, an appearance of being fat. He had never forgotten or forgiven a lady who was calling on his mother one afternoon when he was about seven years old, and called him, meaning to please, " a plump darling." " Hullo, pater," he said cheerily enough, catching sight of his father; " what are you up to ? " " Business," said his father. " But your mother's got a proposal to make to you, which isn't." " It's not to go to tea with those beastly Jittle creatures at Monnaway," said Tod, hastily, looking about him warily. "Oh, Tod!" said Mrs. Wilton, "they're such sweet little girls." " Blow girls ! " said Tod, shortly. " And they would be so pleased to have you to play with them any afternoon . . . they said so. ... So would Augustus. But it wasn't that. 6 The Quietness of Dick We were wondering if you would like to have a friend for a week or two to stop with you." "Dick?" asked Tod, eagerly. " Dick is that nice quiet school-friend you told us of, isn't he?" said Mrs. Wilton. "Did I?" said Tod. " No pirates admitted, mind," said his father. " I won't have your mother's life made a burden." Tod hesitated a moment before he replied. He had a fairly scrupulous regard for the truth, but also a great desire to have Dick on a visit. In his mind's eye he already saw himself and Dick rabbiting, boating, bathing, walking, exploring, and making the whole place hum with pleasant escapades. Without Dick the holidays would be hardly toler- able. And then, although Dick was not exactly what one could call quiet — it often took people quite a long time to find it out. Some people never found it out at all. The wife of the Reverend Adolphus Turvey, the head-master of their school, was very fond of Dick, and even the Reverend Turvey him- self usually missed finding out Dick's precise re- sponsibility in matters of wrong-doing, partly of Dick Is Invited 7 course because Dick was so good at work, but chiefly because he looked so eminently peaceable. So that when Mrs. Wilton repeated anxiously that she hoped Dick was quiet, Tod prevaricated. " I'm sure you'd like him, mater," he said. " Mrs. Topsey — the Tail, the Head's wife, you know — almost kisses him. He's got the quietest man- ners you can think of. Of course he isn't soppy." " Soppy ? " Mrs. Wilton was easily puzzled by her son's slang. Some mothers are. " Milk-soppy," Tod explained. " But he's very decent and polite and all that sort of thing, besides being clever. He could help me with my holiday work." " That would be very nice," said Mrs. Wilton. " If we had any time," Tod put in this saving clause, " I don't suppose we shall. When had he better come ? To-morrow ? We could send a tele- gram to-day. He's still at the school." "At the school?" Tod explained: " People in India. It's jolly hard lines on Dick. 8 The Quietness of Dick Of course he's awfully sick at having to stop with old Topsey." " Poor boy," said Mrs. Wilton, warming towards him. " I shall telegraph at once and ask him to stop for the fortnight. I do hope he will enjoy himself here." " Rather! " said Tod. " He'll be all right. I'll go over with Bumpstead in the dog-cart and bring him back. He'll get in by the three to-morrow afternoon, I should think. Bricks for you, mater ! " "My dear Tod!" Mrs. Wilton knew that she was being compli- mented, but was not desirous of encouraging Tod's strange language. He did use such curious ex- pressions, school phrases no doubt, but still hardly calculated to adorn the drawing-room. Perhaps this nice friend of Tod's would act as a slight restraint upon him. Tod would probably take more trouble, Mrs. Wilton thought, to appear at his best in his friend's eyes. But in the meantime Tod had van- ished. He was getting out wickets and fishing rods, and inspecting the boathouse where Mr. Wilton kept his boats, in the cove at the bottom of the cliff. Dick Is Invited 9 The rowing boat that was Tod's own particular property took on a new air of adventure, and the stable boy, who did odd jobs, was given directions to have bait enough to last for some months ready by to-morrow at latest. Then Tod cleaned his gun, then he went and worried the keeper; finally, when every one was get- ting tired of his new energy, he went to meet the telegraph boy halfway. Luckily the Reverend Tur- vey had been in, so that a reply telegram had come to say that he should be delighted to allow Dick to enjoy the hospitality of Mrs. Wilton for the period named. " Bricks for Topsey! " said Tod. CHAPTER II DICK ARRIVES TT was ten miles from the Wiltons' place to the little branch line station where Dick was due to arrive, and Tod was quite certain all the way that Bumpstead was driving too slowly. As a matter of fact they got there ten minutes before the train came in. . When it did come puffing along very slowly, a straw hat and half Dick's body out of one of the windows sufficed to show. that Dick was in it. Tod had gone to the extremity of the platform to meet it, and traveled back on the footboard. There were two elderly ladies in the carriage with Dick, and one of them kept calling out, " Guard ! Quick . . . guard ! Station-master ! " Tod thought at first that she did not like his hanging on, but to judge from Dick's attempts at consolation, he had nothing to do with the matter. 10 Dick Arrives n " It's all right, really," Dick kept saying. " It's only Squiffy. He's as tame as a cat. Take him on your lap if you like. He'd eat out of your hand if you had anything he liked." " Gracious ! " cried the old lady in horror. And the other shrieked. "A rat!" " But it isn't a rat," expostulated Dick ; " it's a weasel, ma'am. They're awfully rare in captiv- ity " He made a dive under the seat of the carriage, and jumped out as the train slowed down, hat-box in hand. The ladies renewed their cries for the guard. " Hang on to Squiffy, Tod," he said, holding out the hat-box, " I brought him along because Topsey would have found out if I had left him. Besides there was nobody to feed him. He's inside my topper . . . quite comfy. But there was no time to get him anything to eat, and he's just begun squeaking away the last mile or so. I had to pre- tend to the old ladies that there was a screw loose in the -carriage, as I knew they'd funk anything 12 The Quietness of Dick ratty. They thought the train was going to blow up." " It's against the Company's regulations to carry such a creature," said one of the old ladies, putting her head out of the window in great indignation. "Guard!" " I know," said Dick, sympathetically. " I'm awfully sorry you've been inconvenienced. But I thought you looked nervous, so I didn't like to tell you exactly what it was." " How dared you do it ! " said the old lady. . . . " An evil-smelling beast. Guard, I insist on having this reported at once." " Yes, 'm," said the guard, who had come up, grinning. " Where is the station-master? " " He's a-coming, mum, I think " " You'd better bolt, Tod," said Dick, anxiously, " or they may nab Squiffy. If you clear out with my hat I'll prove an alibi." Tod departed through the booking-office just be- fore the station-master arrived. He could hear that dignified person beginning : Dick Arrives 13 " Now, madam, what can I do for you? " Dick was talking to two or three porters gathered round. " I say, you chaps, the train won't wait all day, and I've got a bag somewhere. It's this end." He dived off in the direction of the luggage van while the old ladies renewed their complaints. " Just stick that bag on the dog-cart," Dick said. " Here's my ticket. There's a way out here, isn't there?" He was out of the station by a side gate long before the station-master could grasp the issues of the case. " Look here, Tod," he continued, climbing up into the front seat of the dog-cart beside Bumpstead, " we may as well move on, don't you think ? It's an awful fuss to make about a weasel, especially as it can't be helped now. That's the worst of old ladies." " Their name's Boodeney," said Tod, who had kept himself out of the direct line of view all along, " sisters of Squire Boodeney, who lives about seven miles from us. They go on to the next station. I 14 The Quietness of Dick expect they will tell my mater all about it next time they call." " Silly sort of people to have calling," said Dick, " but I suppose your mother can't pick and choose. It was jolly decent of her to have me anyhow. Is this Bumpstead ? Tod's told me all about you." Dick rattled on, being in the highest spirits, de- spite what might have been regarded as the narrow escape of Squiffy. Bumpstead grinned delightedly to see Master Tod's friend. For Dick, with his polite and affable manner, always made a good first impression. Dick's bag had just been hoisted up on to the seat behind, beside Tod, and one of the porters, pleased with Dick's tip, volunteered the in- formation that the station-master was just coming out. " Maybe we'll be moving on, then," said Bump- stead. " The sooner the better," said Dick. He waved his hand graciously to the station- master, as they started down the road, to the music of Squiffy's squeaking, which had just been renewed. Dick Arrives 15 "Be thiccy rat all right under t' seat?" Bump- stead inquired, as the mare pricked up her ears. " Rather," said Dick, " and save you from using the whip if he goes on like that." " Ah ! " said Bumpstead, " t'is a flightsome noise and t' mare not ower steady." This was somewhat obvious, but Dick assured Bumpstead, kicking his hat-box the while to quiet Squiffy's nerves, that with a driver like him nothing mattered. This gratified Bumpstead, even if it did not make him feel altogether secure. Tod was busy pointing out views along the road, which ran between the gorse and heather of a moor before it began to grow narrow and dip between the high hedges that shut off the country round and were full of the heavy atmosphere of honeysuckle. " We're ten miles from the station," said Tod, proudly, " and a pretty road all the way. Lots of lizards and vipers on the moor; and very decent bird's-nesting. But I like it by the sea best. We've got a boat to ourselves, Dick — I told you, didn't I ? And we can go to lots of places. Mother always fancies I'm drowned till I get back. By the way " — 1 6 The Quietness of Dick Tod suddenly recollected— " she's rather nervous, and she wanted to know if you were quiet. I said you were — at least I didn't say you weren't. It's all right, of course, you'll get round her." "Why shouldn't I?" Dick inquired. He was not accustomed to think about himself as quiet or the reverse. " You will" said Tod, a little uneasily. " Only you know " "What?" " I've more or less made her think you were quiet." "Well, I am," said Dick. "Lambs not in it. She won't mind Squiffy, will she ? " " No, she likes animals," Tod said. "What about your father?" asked Dick. " Oh, he's all right," said Tod. " He's not so keen on my being an angel. He's shot tigers with Major Culliemore. I expect Major Culliemore'll be coming round soon. He's about the best shot there is living." Dick nodded approbation. "Every one ought to shoot a tiger," he said. Dick Arrives 17 " I'm going to as soon as I can — and a rhinoceros. I think I'd rather shoot a rhinoceros of the two." "I expect Major Culliemore has," said Tod. " At present he's keen on poachers — at least my pater is, and he and Squire Boodeney have promised to join him in a raid some night. It's rather a secret though at present." ' " We might help," said Dick, thoughtfully. "I hadn't thought of that," said Tod, "but I don't see why we shouldn't. I don't suppose they'll want us." " That wbuldft't matter," said Dick. " No," said Tod, doubtfully. " All the better," said Dick. " Rather," said Tod, carried away from his sober state of mind. " We could hunt round on our own. There's been some smuggling tried lately, too. We might find some kegs. So long as mater doesn't get into a funk, we can make things hop." Tod, having slipped back into Dick's way of look- ing at things, had completely forgotten his bore- dom. For Dick, whether quiet or not, had no con- ception of what dullness meant. To him at present 1 8 The Quietness of Dick the world in general was a huge preserve full of springs and traps and trespass boards among which, if one was to find one's proper pleasure in life, one must adventure gaily in search of game. The notices were there for Dick simply in order to be disre- garded : pastors and masters were so many game- keepers, doing their duty, no doubt, and to be treated in a friendly and polite manner, so long as they did not see too far ; but if they were prying, they were to be taken advantage of as much as possible. Dick never minded being caught red-handed, nor did he bear any malice to the catcher: he only objected to those who said that it was a painful duty to them to punish him. He never could see why it should be painful to them. As they drove along, Tod saw through Dick's eyes new chances and opportunities in every hedge and turn of the road, every pond and coppice that they passed. Things took on new color and profound interest of adventure places. There one could hide from an irate squire after ferreting his rabbits; in that stream one could hide one's tracks, supposing (which was most unlikely in reality, but not at all improbable to Tod when Dick Arrives 19 Dick suggested it) the squire pursued with a blood- hound. Tod's recent boredom had in fact become an ill-restrained zeal for mischief long before Bump- stead pulled up at a small cottage on one side of the road, and said that that was where Mrs. Chirk, the laundress, lived. " Do you want to see her ? " Tod asked, seeing that they had stopped. Bumpstead scratched his head with the whip. " Tiddn't that I want to see her," he said, slowly, " but there was a message from t' mistress to be given, and I doan't see nobbody about. Hi ! " he shouted to a small child that appeared at the mo- ment from a field close by, " be Mrs. Chirk in t' house?" " No," said the child. "Where be she, then?" " She's in the orchard, dryin'," said the child. " P'raps you'd better get down," suggested Tod, giving Dick a poke in the back to convey that some- thing lay behind this. Dick, always alert on. these 20 The Quietness of Dick occasions, leant back with his hand over his mouth. "What is it?" he asked. "Bumpy's spoony on Mrs. Chirk," whispered Tod, " it would be rather fun if we could spot 'em together in the orchard." " I doan't know what tew do," said Bumpstead at this moment. " Shall I hold the reins? " Dick said promptly. It may have been that Bumpstead thought that to go to the orchard would be the quickest method of delivering his message, or it may have been, as Tod suggested, that he yearned to see Mrs. Chirk there. He certainly looked as if he wanted to get down. Dick stretched out his hands for the reins. Bump- stead hesitated. " I wud'n trust Master Tod," he said, slowly, " not wi' t' mare. But yew understand hosses, sir?" " I love 'em," said Dick. " Yew'll not be playing pranks ? " continued Bumpstead. " Rather not," said Dick. And with extreme gravity, worthy of the driver Dick Arrives 21 of a stage-coach, he took the reins in his hands as Burnj?stead got down. Now one can never get at the precise cause of an accident like the one that followed. Though it must be admitted that Dick's lOve of horses ex- ceeded his experience, he held the mare steadily enough, and sternly resisted Tod's suggestion that it would be rather fun to go for a short drive down the road, and come back for Bumpstead later. No doubt the coachman took his time. Nor did he give Tod the satisfaction of being visible. The sun was hot, too, and the child, with its finger in its mouth, hung on the garden gate, shy but inquisitive, and it occurred to Dick that it would be kind to pass the time by showing it Squiffy. Unfortunately Tod jumped at the idea, and though the mare was be- ginning to paw the ground restlessly, without any warning he brought Squiffy out of the hat-box. Whether it was the unaccustomed handling, or the sudden glimpse of daylight after so long an im- prisonment, that made Squiffy give vent to a pierc- ing squeak, only an authority on weasels can say. But it was too much for the mare's equanimity. 22 The Quietness of Dick In an instant she had thrown up her heels, put down her head, and bolted. " Hullo ! " cried Tod, as he and Squiffy were almost shot out from behind. " It's all right," said Dick, explanatorily, as he gripped the reins. " She seems to be running away somehow . . . that's all. You'd better hold on. To tell the truth, Tod was holding on with might and main, while the cart progressed with leaps and bounds, and appalling swerves that almost took away his breath. He had slid the wretched Squiffy under the seat, and watched the road anxiously. Just a little ahead of them it began to slope uphill, though the mare did not seem to notice it. "Can't you pull her in here, Dick?" he de- manded. "Daresay I could if I tried," said Dick, with sarcasm, being red in the face with tugging. " But there's a hill down just coming." " Hang on then," said Dick. His peculiar notion of driving certainly made no impression on the mare. She took the straight hill Dick Arrives 23 up in a fury, shook herself on the top, and without a pause began to go down like a hurricane. " If there are any carts coming ! " said Tod. " They'll stop," said Dick. " Do mind the turn at the bottom," Tod pleaded. " Do shut up," said Dick. Rattling and bounding, the cart swept on down the still straight road. Dick on the front seat could see a valley of trees that went down to the sea, and beyond the valley, cliffs that stood up like a wall. Tod, clinging to his place, could see on the top of the hill they had just left some one who might be Bumpstead giving chase, with bent elbows and bow legs, which seemed to scuttle along like a crab's. For the mare was increasing her pace. She was going too fast to stop, and if only she could keep ahead of the cart, the wheels of which revolved giddily fast, there was just a chance of their getting to the bottom of the hill. Dick held the reins, but that was about all. Now the turn in the road had come and Tod shut his eyes. He could feel that the cart was on one wheel at the angle of a sailing- boat coming round in a strong wind, and it seemed 24 The Quietness of Dick horrible to be dashed to pieces just outside one's own gates. Then the cart righted with a jerk, and Tod opened his eyes. " That's our gate, the white one that's open on the left," he cried; "see if you can get through on to the grass." The mare was still going at full speed, but Dick stood up with both hands on the left rein, and sat down again with all his weight. Tod became aware that they had passed between the gate-posts. He supposed that the splintered appearance of the right gate-post was accounted for by the fact that they had struck it on the way. " Get on to the grass," Tod cried again, " after you have passed those two oak-trees." The mare preferred to go on to the grass at once and between the two oak-trees, though a man with his back to them was walking there. " Hi ! " yelled Dick. The man, who happened to be Mr. Wilton, flat- tened himself against one of the trees just in time. Mrs. Wilton had arranged that tea should be served on the lawn that day under the rose-hedge., Dick Arrives 25 where two beeches gave a pleasant shade; and about the time that Dick, as has just been related, uncon- scious of further obstacles, gave the mare her way, or rather gave up trying to prevent her taking it — on to the open grass, tea was in full swing. A good many people had chanced to call, including Major Culliemore, who was very good at handing the cups poured out by Miss Betty Revers. He and Miss Revers seemed to be working so effectively to- gether that Mrs. Wilton had been able to give her whole attention to entertaining her guests — with stories about Tod and the friend he had gone to the station to meet. She was jUst beginning anew to Mrs. Maynard, wife of the rector. " Such a nice quiet boy. Tod says " When an ear-splitting yell broke the even tenor of the assembly. The yell was Dick's warning of the mare's arrival at an undiminished pace. That — evoked by a rapid view of the tea-party and realiza- tion of their danger-^-together with one last jerk, was all he was capable of. By a stroke of luck it did the business. For, almost before Mrs. Wilton had opened her mouth to utter a cry of horror, or 26 The Quietness of Dick her guests had thought of scattering, the mare came to on her haunches, Dick shot straight over the dash- board, and Tod, prevented from following him in the same direction by reason of the rail being front of him, but unseated by the recoil, dropped gently from the back of the cart into a dish of cakes which had been left on the grass. Next moment Major Culliemore had the mare by the head, and Mrs. Wilton had cried frantically : "Tod, my son!" " I'm all right, mater," said Tod, picking himself up from among the cakes. . . . " Is Dick?" " Rather," said the Jehu. ..." Wasn't it rip- ping? " " Oh, my dear boy ! " said Mrs. Wilton, divided between gratitude and faintness. ..." How can you? Are you really not hurt? How ever did it happen? . . . Yes, Mrs. Maynard, this is Tod's friend, Dick. The— the boy I was telling you about." CHAPTER III CONCERNING SMUGGLERS /CONTRARY, it must be confessed, to his own expectations, Dick received praise rather than blame for the manner in which he had arrived with the dog-cart on the lawn and into the middle of Mrs. Wilton's tea-party. Bumpstead, when he turned up at last, purple in the face and altogether crumpled, was so convinced that the startling of the mare was all Master Tod's fault, and that, judging from what he had seen, only Master Dick's brilliant handling of the reins had prevented whole- sale disaster, that, although Dick spoke up for his friend, and assured Mr. Wilton that the whole affair was an accident, and neither of them had done anything either to hasten or prevent it, never- theless he found himself established in high favor. Tod got a wigging. This was hard lines on Tod, since, as a matter of fact, it was — as we have seen — 37 28 The Quietness of Dick mostly Squiffy 's fault, or else Bumpstead's, for desiring to interview Mrs. Chirk, and the weasel no more belonged to Tod than did the coachman. But Tod was practised in misfortunes, Dick's com- pany was sufficient consolation, and both of them made a very good tea. Major Culliemore, whom Dick entertained with many school anecdotes, while finishing the tea-cakes, was perhaps a little more suspicious of Dick's merits and supposed peaceable habits, than Mrs. Wilton would have been pleased to know of. But he liked him. " He's the kind of boy who's just as likely to get out of scrapes as into them," said the Major to Miss ReVers, when Dick had gone off to make himself polite to his hostess. " Scrapes are made for boys like Dick. In fact without boys like Dick there'd be no scrapes." Miss Revers nodded appreciatively. " He's a nice boy," she said, " but I shall keep an eye on him, or I'm sure Mrs. Wilton will be worried out of her life." It was one thing, as the Major could have told Concerning Smugglers 29 her, to resolve that an eye should be kept on Dick, and quite another thing to carry out the resolve. To take a mild instance of that difficulty — any one might have supposed that Dick, when he retired that night, to the bedroom assigned to him, would have been glad, after the fatigues of the day, imme- diately to go to sleep. Mrs. Wilton had supposed so, and had exhorted Tod not to keep his friend up talking. Tod even had supposed so, and after talking for about an hour and a half in Dick's room, had bidden him good-night and gone off. But because Dick, in the course of un- dressing, discovered that a ledge connected his window with Tod's (a huge mass of clinging ivy made a further connection with the ground), he had to make sure if the ledge would bear by creeping along it to Tod's window in his pajamas. He was nearly precipitated from it by Tod's happening, at the moment of his arrival, to bang the window to. "Look out," said Dick, indignantly, putting his hand out just in time. And Tod, having ascer- tained that it was neither a ghost nor a burglar, pulled him through desperately. 30 The Quietness of Dick " Whatever did you do it for? " he asked, breath- ing rather fast. "To see what it was like," Dick explained. " Now I'm going back. Come and try." But Tod declined to pay a return call, the ledge looking painfully narrow and unreliable, and Dick, who was really very sleepy, did not taunt him into action. " Wait till you want to, young Tod," he said, as he scrambled out on to it again ; " it'll be much easier then." " I suppose it will," said Tod, doubtfully. " Do take care." " Good-night," said Dick. And Tod followed him with anxious eyes until he had wriggled in at his window, and then dreamt exciting dreams until the morning. Rain, continuous sharp showers of rain from a very gray and windy sky, was what Dick saw from his window when he rose, and looking over the misty tops of the beeches outside the house he could only just discern a gray sea in the distance. It was very annoying on his first day, which should have Concerning Smugglers 31 been a day of exploration— but, as Mrs. Wilton, who was very sympathetic, said at breakfast time: " Perhaps it won't so much matter, as the Pollabys — some friends of Tod's — are coming to tea this afternoon, and I daresay you will be able to amuse yourselves quite nicely indoors." Tod grunted, but Dick said he was sure of it. " There are always lots of things to do indoors," he declared. "That's what I tell Tod," said Mrs. Wilton, eagerly. " Dominoes and blindman's buff, and — what is the matter, Tod? " " I wish you'd stow dominoes, mater," said Tod, gruffly. " It's bad enough having those kids at all, but dominoes ! " " Well, perhaps backgammon is nicer," said Mrs. Wilton, unconscious of giving offense. " I always liked it best myself, I remember; and then there's snap . . . no . . . grab . . . and general . . . post-office, isn't it ? " " All right," said Tod, shortly, " Dick and I can see to that, if you'll make the food decent. Come along, Dick." 32 The Quietness of Dick " Where are you going ? " Mrs. Wilton asked. This was after breakfast time, and Mr. Wilton had gone off with the most casual instruction to Tod to see that his friend was amused. Mrs. Wilton would have felt so much more secure if he could have stopped and looked after the boys. But though Tod — as she knew from experience — was never to be trusted, Dick at that early hour in the day was looking exceedingly tidy and virtuous. " Please don't allow Tod to lead you into mis- chief," she said, seeing Tod was already out of hearing. " I don't think you will, and of course I don't wish to stop you from enjoying yourselves." "Thanks," said Dick, gratefully, avoiding a pledge. "And you must make yourself quite at home, my dear boy." " Thanks, awfully," said Dick, retiring slowly, as a halloo from Tod reached him. « And " "Dick!" Though Tod kept calling, Dick stopped politely. He did not approve of Tod's ungracious treatment Concerning Smugglers 33 of his mother. It was only a phase with Tod. Dick thought Mrs. Wilton jolly. She only wanted to be listened to, and then you could do anything. Parents are not always so convenient. " What I wanted to say," pursued Mrs. Wilton, " only Tod is always in such a hurry to go out that there is no getting him to listen, was that it would be so nice if you could induce Tod to be a trifle more friendly to the little Pollabys. I am afraid he almost hurt Augustus' feelings last time he was here — and the girls— who adore their brother. The little girls are so pleasant, and I'm sure Augustus is not such a ... a ... I think it's a butter- head that Tod calls him. I don't exactly know what Tod means by a butter-head." Dick did not know exactly either, but he sug- gested, " A rotter — the kind that puts you off." " Oh, yes, but I don't think he can be that. He gets very high marks for French from his tutor — indeed, Mrs. Pollaby told me that he knows all the irregular verbs — I only wish Tod did. And he's very kind-hearted besides, and always so -" "Dick! Dick!" 34 The Quietness of Dick "Perhaps you'd better go," said Mrs. Wilton, giving up despairingly. " Tod is always in such a hurry." So Dick departed, having made an excellent im- pression, and feeling ready for anything. "I'm not going to allow you to get into any mischief, young Tod," he said, patronizingly, when he had tracked Tod to the attic, which was his particular work and playroom. " Drop it ! " said Tod. " What shall we do ? " The wind had fallen a good deal, but it was still raining, and a white mist that had come up from the sea was creeping inland. Dick proposed boating, but Tod, who knew what the sea would be like after the night's gale, stuck at that. " What about shooting some rabbits? " said Dick. " Can't get near enough to see them in this weather," Tod replied. " Let's go for a walk, then," Dick said. Bumpstead, who had been consulted before break- fast, had given it as his opinion that the rain was going to last the whole day, so that a walk really seemed to be the only feasible thing. Concerning Smugglers 35 " Especially as we shall have to stop in this after- noon to amuse those girls," said Tod, as they started out in mackintoshes. " They're certain to come whatever the weather's like, and I don't know what they'll want to do." " Musical chairs, I suppose," said Dick, " or a spelling-bee." " Something of that sort," said Tod, gloomily. He was afraid that Dick would think that he was in the habit of spending his holidays in this tame manner. Tod was rather a sensitive person. As a matter of fact Dick was not thinking of him at all. He had just got an idea, beneficently calcu- lated to please not only their guests of the after- noon, but also Tod and himself. " Where are the nearest shops ? " he asked, sud- denly. " Shops ! " said Tod. " What kind ? " " Druggists." " There's a kind of druggist at Miclestead." " How far? " Dick asked. " Depends on whether you go by the cliffs or the road," Tod explained. " It's sixteen or seventeen 36 The Quietness of Dick miles if you go by the cliffs, but the road's only about four." " Let's go by the road, then," said Dick. " I sup- pose we can get there and back before lunch?" Having Mrs. Wilton's trustful entreaty about look- ing after Tod still fresh in his mind, he was anxious to do all things with decorum; and Tod, who could not be expected to allow for the delays that Dick's companionship sometimes entailed (even when Dick was in the most thoughtful frame of mind), being quite certain they could get to Micle- stead and back within the time, Dick proposed that they should make for the village at once. " We're on the road now," said Tod, " but what do you want at a druggist's ? " " Cough-drops," said Dick, in the tone that Tod, who was accustomed frequently to embark with Dick under orders, knew to mean that he would have to wait and see. Four miles is little more than an hour's walk to two sturdy boys, and it is not unlikely that Dick and Tod would have arrived at Miclestead in that time, if Tod had not remembered a favorite spot Concerning Smugglers 37 of his on the moors, and taken Dick off the road to see it. This spot was one where some sharp rocks rose up out of a sea of gorse, three miles from the actual sea-cliff's edge. Far off you could see on the horizon the grayness of the sea over the cliff-line, but here was gorse and ling, where in fine weather butterflies disported themselves, and bees went humming about their work; where on a rainy day like the present there was no sign of life at all, and only the drip of the rain in the sodden knee- deep heather. " It's supposed," said Tod, when they got to it, in a drenched condition, "that a smuggler's cave from the sea runs right under here, and if you listen there " — Tod indicated what looked like an extra- sized rabbit's burrow — " you can hear the sea com- ing in at high tide." "There seems to be a sort of rumbling," said Dick, applying his ear to it. " I should like to explore it." "The difficulty is," said Tod, "that nobody knows which of the caves is the entrance. There 38 The Quietness of Dick are lots of 'em. Old Inniepether — who brings crabs up to the house, you know, told me about this. He says the passage communicates with a farm- house further inland." " Rather a decent sort of passage to have at- tached to your house," said Dick, as they moved on. " The sort of place to grow mushrooms in. You could keep grass-snakes there pretty safely too. Were you saying, young Tod, that there were still some smugglers about here?" Tod had mentioned the fact, and dilated on it with considerable pride. " Lieutenant Peterson believes there are. He's the captain of the coastguards here, and he ought to know. Of course they've been stamped out almost everywhere — though not as much as people think — Lieutenant Peterson says. Anyhow he sus- pects some people about here." "Who?" " The Luggs. There are several of them. They drink. Two of the brothers ran their boat on a rock just outside Miclestead at the beginning of this year. They were drunk when they did it. Of Concerning Smugglers 39 course it makes them very hard up. They poach a lot. Pater had to sentence one of them to three months for it only the other day, and the beasts threatened him for it. By the way " — Tod suddenly recollected an awkward injunction at an awkward moment — " he said perhaps I'd better not go into Miclestead by myself just at present." "Why?" " In case any of the Luggs were unpleasant," said Tod. " At least I suppose that was why. What a nuisance ! " He paused and looked at Dick side- ways. Now that they were not so very far from Miclestead, it was very trying to have a trick like this played upon one by a treacherous memory. " I suppose we oughtn't to go," he said, vacillat- ing, as Dick trudged forward. "I thought," said Dick, "that you weren't to go into Miclestead by yourself? " " Yes— do you think," said Tod, " that if " " If you stick close to me," said Dick, " and don't try going off on your own young hook, I daresay you'll be all right. That's all I mean, but I can go 4-0 The Quietness of Dick by myself if you prefer it — I don't know what we came this tremendous way round for " It certainly was a long way round, and they did not arrive in Miclestead before twelve o'clock. CHAPTER IV AN AFFRAY IN MICLESTEAD TT was raining still, but the bursts of wind and wet had given way to a thin steady drizzle which made Tod feel as if he had sprung a leak and was sinking, spirits foremost. Dick said it was only because the rain had got through his mackintosh, and declared that Miclestead was a jolly place. " Where's the druggist's ? " he asked. There was only the dismal street going down to the Pool, and most of the shops were huddled to- gether at the landward end of it. But the druggist, as Tod explained, had set up his bottles further down among the fishermen's cottages, probably because he also sold tobacco to the fishermen, and needles and pins and reels of cotton to the fishermen's wives. So Dick and Tod proceeded down the street, and small torrents of rainwater rushed along the gutters on either side, floating heads of fish and prawns' 41 42 The Quietness of Dick scales and all sorts of rubbish in their course. When they did get to the druggist's, Dick recommended that Tod should stay outside; and when asked for a reason, said that what he was going to buy wasn't sold to everybody and would certainly not be sold to anybody so young-looking as Tod. " I shan't be more than half an hour," said Dick, consolingly. It seemed to Tod, as he paced up and down dur- ing this unconscionable period, that he had never seen the village so gray and forlorn. Looking down toward the Pool he could see the fishing boats riding in the mud, and the water toward the outlet all gray and foamy at the base of the rocks that stand guard there. Apparently the gale overnight had prevented the men going out. They could not go out in all winds, because most of them had their grounds be- yond Pistol Point, where there is a race so strong that, with the wind unfavorable, no sailing boat can be got back again. Some of the men were under their tarred shelters mending nets; others drinking in the Pot and Bells — Tod could hear a good deal of shouting and singing coming from under that An Affray in Miclestead 43 sign, and some of them were lounging on the quay. There were perhaps a dozen on the quay, and Tod presently perceived that they were boys, for after lounging there and larking among the boats, they began to come up the street in a body, two of them swinging a string of fish. One of them was a lanky, red-haired boy with long arms and legs half lost in long sea boots. Now if twelve boys, acquaintances and hav- ing nothing to do, meet one boy who does not know them but is doing nothing, they may, if they are polite, well-bred lads, pass by the stranger with- out offering him any provocation. They may, I say, if they are polite and well-bred, and the stranger gives them no shadow of excuse for provoking him. If they do pass by, it will be a triumph of breeding over nature, fit to be written down in red letters, and recited on every prize day throughout the land. But if they are ordinarily rough and badly be- haved, or the stranger so much as crooks his little finger at them, they will no more let him alone than a rhinoceros would. And there was no reason why 44 The Quietness of Dick the Miclestead fisher-boys should be particularly polite. Tod said afterwards that he gave them no pretext whatever for quarreling — not even a glance. He was simply walking up and down a few doors from the druggist's, with his hands in his pockets, wishing Dick would come out, when the red-haired youth stopped opposite him and said with every intention to provoke: "Et's fat lil squire!" Even this comment on his personal appearance — which was to Tod worse than a red rag to a bull — did not draw him from his discretion. " Look at 'un," continued the red-haired lad, pre- tending to admire Tod's figure. Tod, who was conscious of not looking his thin- nest in his mackintosh, felt wildly indignant; but dignity seemed to require that he should make no sign of having heard the remark. The fisher-boys had stopped, sniggering, and one or two others at- tracted by the noise came out of the dingy little gray stone cottages and joined them. Tod heartily wished Dick would hurry. If it had not looked An Affray in Miclestead 45 like flight, he would have gone to the druggist's and routed him out. As it was, the lads were not only making facetious remarks at his expense, but, finding him irresponsive and unmoved, were beginning a game calculated to compel his attention. This con- sisted of unstringing the fish they carried and throwing them to one another over Tod's head. The red-haired lad, whose name appeared to be Hosh, invented it, and it was he who first sent a large slimy fish within an inch of Tod's nose. Tod, starting back to avoid it, flung a furious glance at his tormentors, whereupon they laughed the harder, and one of them said: " Fat lil squire doan't like it, simly. We'd better be careful." " Tiddn't but a game," the offensive Hosh called back. "Look and catch, Siah." He threw a fish deliberately at Tod's head, and Tod, ducking to avoid it, came up with a flaming face. " Stop that," he said, angrily. " Eh ? " Hosh wore a face quite vacuous. " Catch, Hosh." 46 The Quietness of Dick A fish plumped into Tod's back, and as he turned round in a fury another knocked his cap off. " Who did that? " said Tod, revolving again, and finding the same vacant face surmounted by red hair in front of him, cried out : " Carrots." "What did ee say?" "Carrots," repeated Tod, "Carrots, you nasty red-haired beast." But his insult, instead of leading to the single combat that he yearned for, only procured him a general hustling from behind, and Tod gnashed his teeth. It was at this moment that Dick came out of the druggist's shop. He came leisurely, with a large brown paper parcel in his hand, and looked down the street for Tod. What he saw was a discomfited figure in a mackintosh, struggling wildly among su- perior numbers. Tod would have rushed to the rescue immediately if he had seen Dick in the same circumstances. But Dick stepped back into the shop and laying down his parcel and his mackintosh on the counter, informed the druggist, that he would come back for them in a minute or two. Then he An Affray in Miclestead 47 marched down the street, whistling. Hardly any one observed his presence until Tod, emerging out of the scuffle, cried out his name with pleasure. "Hullo!" said Dick, as if surprised. " These beasts — want kicking ! " gasped Tod. " Very well," said Dick, promptly. " I'll take the carroty one." The enemy had paused to see what Dick intended to do. Dick walked up to Hosh in a friendly man- ner and said: "You want to fight, don't you? If you'll get back, you others — Carrots and I shall have some room. Stand away, Tod." Tod stood away, and the fisher-boys, impressed by Dick's ceremonial manner, also got back. " Are you ready ? " Dick asked. " Hit 'un," shouted the supporters of Hosh, and that youth, whose arms had been revolving like a windmill, while Dick spoke, struck out wildly on this encouragement. Dick ducked and danced away. " Ah'll show ee," said Hosh, boastfully, fancying that these were symptoms of fear, and his compan- ions shouted applause. They pressed round in their excitement, forgetful 48 The Quietness of Dick of their late prey. Tod, uncertain how things were going to end, took the opportunity to divest himself of his mackintosh, which had been hatefully in the way before. " Good old Dick! " he shouted, as Dick, who was a neat boxer for his weight, tapped Hosh smartly on the nose witii his left. " Oh, good, Dick ! " The tap had been.repeated twice before Dick's opponent had recovered from his astonishment. And now Hosh stood gasping and grunting, while a murmur of anger and surprise went up from his friends. This was not what they had expected by any means. Dick's thinness and comparative want of height had made them believe he would fall a ready victim. Now they stood gaping and wondering what their champion was going to do. Hosh hardly seemed to know himself. " Yew hit me," he said slowly, as if talking to himself. " Yew hit me," he continued, quicker and louder to Dick, as much as to say that if Dick could deny it he had better do it at once. But Dick nodded. Fancying that Hosh was anxious to parley, he had dropped his hands. An Affray in Miclestead 49 " Look a' here," Hosh advanced as though he had given up battle for argument until he had walked right up to Dick, " look a' here — yew hit me." " Yes," said Dick. " Look out, Dick ! " cried Tod, suddenly appre- hensive, and, just as he spoke, Hosh, without any warning, delivered a sweeping blow calculated to make Dick a part of the cobblestones at his feet. "Tak that," he said. It was only because Dick had half suspected it and flung himself in under Hosh's arm like a flash that he escaped being flattened. As it was, Hosh fol- lowed his fist on top of him and got him round the neck. For a moment they were all over the street, grappling together; then Dick wriggled away and with a straight left stopped another attempt to clutch him. The wrestle had winded him a little and he tried to keep away — a difficult matter, because the ring kept getting smaller. Tod was in a shiver of excitement. " Get back, you chaps," he kept shouting, " it isn't fair." But no one gave him any attention. On the con- 50 The Quietness of Dick trary they pressed closer, and as Dick, after getting in twice again, stepped back to avoid his opponent's furious rush, two of the fisher-boys gave him a shove forward straight under Hosh's fists. As he tried to slip under, a round arm blow got him on the mouth. Dick's lips went red instantly. "Foul!" cried Tod, dancing with anxiety, but his protest was drowned in cheers that greeted Hosh's success. " Hammer 'un ! " they yelled, and the inspirited Hosh rushed Dick on to his backers once again and landed another blow on to his mouth. " Ah'll hammer 'un," he said, thinking his tri- umph had come, and he stood over Dick, prepared to give him a last smash. But Dick, though his lips bled, was inwardly spritely enough. He would have preferred, with so heavy an adversary, to have kept away — except for occasional sallies — until the bull- like rushes and windmill hits had lost something of their vigor. That would have been the scientific way, which always appealed to Dick. But as that was impossible in a perpetually narrowing ring, Dick had already changed his plans. He had An Affray in Miclestead 51 changed them even before he had received his sec- ond hit. He had allowed himself to be cornered purposely. He could also hit, though Hosh, only having been tapped before, couldn't realize it. Nor was he altogether so cornered as Hosh supposed. Now (and please to consider this explanation to correspond to one-third of a second in the actual fight) as Hosh swung his fists for that last crushing blow, Dick's head went down and forward a little and his right arm went out and up hard on to the point of Hosh's jaw. "Upper cut; hurray!" shouted Tod. "You've done him." For while his opponent stood making the grimaces that this stunning blow produces, Dick, thinking it better to prevent further misunderstanding, had fol- lowed it up with a couple more delivered at close quarters. Hosh threw up his hands and reeled back. He had had enough. Dick, desirous of finishing things in the most polished manner, stepped up and offered his hand. " That's all right," he said. "Isn't it? We've both had enough." 52 The Quietness of Dick " Ah'd like to kill yew," said Hosh, and with a sort of screech of hatred he said to his supporters : " Hammer 'un, lads." Next moment Dick and Tod to their great dis- gust had once more become the target of flying fists. The whole pack was upon them now, kicking and hitting and butting. It was like a scrum with the gilt taken off, Tod said afterwards. For the first two minutes perhaps he and Dick might be consid- ered the two footballs in this unorthodox scrum. At first, Dick's continued agility and Tod's stolid perseverance made some impression. Dick got in his upper cut again on a fresh opponent : Tod gave two separate black eyes and received two himself at the same moment, only as one had not yet recov- ered from the blacking bestowed by the butcher's boy two days previously, it hardly counted. What did count for his overthrow was the fact that some one got hold of his legs and pulled them from under him. Dick skipping about in his own defense caught sight of Tod going down heavily in a tangle. En- deavoring to extricate Tod from this, Dick himself was seized from behind and brought low with three An Affray in Miclestead 53 on top of him. He saw daylight through a medley of plunging limbs. Then a cry went up: " Heave 'un into t' Pool." What would have happened if they had been left to themselves, Dick hardly knew. But just as he was gathered up from the ground kicking hard, there came a diversion. " What's taken t' lads, eh; what's up, now ? " The two who were carrying Dick's legs let go, and Dick, feeling the ground, wrenched himself away, to see a jolly-looking coastguard cuffing Tod's captors. "What's taken t' lads, eh?" this friend kept saying. " What's up, eh ? " and he delivered a cuff at each question, till half a dozen of the enemy were blubbering and rubbing their injured parts. " It's Machin," whispered Tod, who had taken the opportunity of regaining Dick's side, " one of the men from Pistol Point. Jolly lucky he turned up before they chucked us into the Pool, wasn't it? " " Saves us a lot of trouble," Dick allowed, as though he had been well on the way to ducking his enemies rather than to being ducked by them. Dick 54 The Quietness of Dick always kept up the impression that he had a reserve scheme even when he had obviously been on his beam ends. "Why, Master Tod," said the coastguard, "what's all this? Ha' yew been trying to lay out all t' poor lil laads in Miclestead ? " " They began it," Tod explained, " and then Dick had a fair fight with the red-haired one — at least they didn't play fair, and when Carrots got licked they all set on us." " That was it, was it? " said the coastguard, and he raised his voice apparently for the edification of some fishermen whose heads Tod now perceived for the first time at the windows of some of the nearer cottages : " What I say is — doan't ee ever expect to see fair play in Miclestead. Tiddn't in the same place with Luggs and Trevanneys that yew'll see fair play." This information uttered in a roar was evidently not appreciated at the cottage windows. One of the men with red hair, who bore a distinct resem- blance to the lanky Hosh, shouted back : " Doan't ee go to talk now and doan't ee go hit- An Affray in Miclestead 55 ting t' laads half your size, or yew'll get more than yew reckon for, Mr. Coastguard." The coastguard stepped forward outside the win- dow of the cottage. " Ef any man as is my size and as owns up to be the father of they lil twoads, ud like to step outside, he'll find me waitin'." There was no response and the coastguard came back with a laugh. " Yew've given 'em fight enough in Miclestead, for to-day," he said, with a wink, " an' now ef I was yew I'd get along whoam with yewr friend." " I think we'd better," said Tod, and asked what the time was. It was one o'clock. They had half an hour to do four miles in if they wished to be back in anywhere near time for lunch. They thanked the coastguard heartily for his assistance, dropped in at the drug- gist's for Dick's brown paper parcel and his mackin- tosh, and started running. Dick's serenity was dis- turbed by the thought that he should fail in his first serious attempt not to fall below his reputation. They had not much breath to discuss the chances of 56 The Quietness of Dick concealing the affray from Mrs. Wilton. One of Tod's eyes was black before, as we have said, but one black eye does not account for two. Dick, though he had got off very lightly considering, was decidedly puffy about the lips. He tried to think out something about the effect of sea air upon his skin which might be mentioned in a casual way as a pre- text. But his imagination failed him, and in any case he would have had no chance. For when they got in half an hour late, their appearance attracted immediate attention. " Tod," said Mrs. Wilton, nervously, " what is the matter with you ? What have you been doing? " And she cast a somewhat reproachful glance at Dick. CHAPTER V DICK MAKES HIMSELF AT HOME "FORTUNE favors the brave. Probably that is the reason why in spite of the battered appear- ance presented by both Dick and Tod, Dick's reputa- tion continued for the time being unshaken. Tod's account of the entirely unprovoked attack made upon him at Miclestead and of the gallant way in which Dick had come to his rescue, induced Mrs. Wilton to thank Dick with tears in her eyes for sav- ing her son's life; and when Miss Revers suggested that Tod's description of the fighting Dick did not harmonize entirely with his previous descriptions of Dick's pacific habits, Mrs. Wilton thought it was not quite kind of that young lady. She said that the quietest people might be ready to interfere for the sake of a friend, and if she herself had seen dearest Tod so brutally treated, she herself would not have been able to refrain. It would have been better if they had run away at once, she admitted. 57 58 The Quietness of Dick " And I have no doubt that is what Dick tried to do, but of course poor Tod, after being so dread- fully beaten, was probably unable to move. I shall ask my husband if we can't have those horrid boys put into prison." But when Mr. Wilton came in, he said that he was afraid that it could hardly be managed. He was on the whole rather pleased with the boys' be- havior. He pretended to be not without suspicions as to their entire innocence in the matter of provo- cation, but could not deny, after what he had heard from Lieutenant Peterson, that the old feeling against himself as magistrate which was evidently prevalent in Miclestead, had probably been vented on his son, whether he provoked it or not. He had luckily forgotten that he had told Tod to keep clear of the village, pooh-poohed Mrs. Wilton's idea that they ought to have run away, and, without giving any reasons, tipped them both handsomely. That is how fortune favored the brave. But fortune is also proverbially fickle. No one supposed that Dick and Tod had gone to Miclestead for any reason in particular, but we happen to know Dick Makes Himself at Home 59 that they had gone in order to find a druggist's shop. And the reason they wanted to find a drug- gist's shop was a reason of which nobody need have been ashamed, since it was that they might buy certain chemical goods which, mixed together, would be calculated to amuse the Pollabys when they came that afternoon. Though it was an excellent reason, it ended in the undoing of Dick's reputation. Everybody knows that the kindliest intentions are liable to turn out most unkindly through no fault of our own. At least our fault is not obvious until parents and guardians have pointed it out in the rough and ready way they do point out faults in such cases. Dick, though lucky enough as a rule in escaping the conse- quences of strayed intentions, was peculiarly un- lucky in having his intentions go astray: which — as Major Culliemore, when he came to understand Dick, said — was perhaps just as well, or Dick might be considered too good for this world. It will be remembered that Tod had been obliged to contain his curiosity about Dick's purchases. He had not even been allowed inside the' shop, on the 60 The Quietness of Dick ground that the druggist might decline to sell what was required if he saw so youthful a person. So that Tod had the satisfaction of knowing that they were not cough drops. Nor were they either leeches or black currant lozenges, as Tod guessed, these being the only things sold by druggists that he could think of. " And it wouldn't have been bad fun to put a leech on to Augustus' leg as he was grubbing tea," he said. " I rather wish I'd thought of 'em," said Dick, regretful for the moment, " but it wouldn't have done in your own house," he continued, on second thoughts. " Hang it, young Tod, he's a guest, re- member." " I didn't invite him," said Tod. " Wouldn't if I were on a desert island, except to see him jump at a land crab. Still I suppose it can't be helped now. What was it you bought, Dick ? " They had retired after their late lunch to the large attic which was reserved for Tod's work and play, and contained, among other things, the rock- ing horse of Tod's youth, now used as chopping Dick Makes Himself at Home 61 block, several model yachts which had seen, if not hard service, at any rate a good deal of hard repair and alteration, a lathe, a carpenter's bench, many tools, mostly broken in the hours of Tod's carpenter- ing zeal, the remains of some watches and a clock — Tod had passed through that stage of curiosity concerning the inside of timepieces which inevitably results in separating the works from the cases and leaving them to rust apart — fragments of a rabbit hutch, the stuffed and evil-smelling remains of the first prey that had fallen to Tod's gun, the same being a young owl which Tod had mistaken for a hare, and numerous other possessions precious and despised, old and new, whole and broken. Dick was carefully unrolling his parcel, which contained several smaller ones, all in brown paper, when Tod put his question. "If you'll go and get a pestle and mortar," he said, " and two or three basins, and some cardboard and glue and hot water, and some sticks — longish ones and fairly thin — and some pieces of rag, and — that'll do to begin with, though — you'll see what 62 The Quietness of Dick I've got, young Tod. I think it'll be a good deal more fun than musical chairs, even for girls — be- sides being educational." Dick spoke with a serious satisfaction which showed him persuaded of the beneficence of his own intentions. When Tod got back, laden with the articles Dick had required, he found his friend poring over a handbook on chemistry. The particu- lar paragraph Dick was engaged on was headed " Niter," and hearing the door open, he shut the book hastily. "Oh, it's you!" he said, looking up and seeing Tod. "That's all right. I thought it might be " "Who?" asked Tod. "Nobody," said Dick, inconsequently. "I thought we might make a few fireworks. That's what we went to the druggist's for. It's easy enough. The book gives you an idea how to make them, only I haven't 'time to read it right through. Think the girls'll like 'em?" " Rather," said Tod, " except squibs, perhaps." " That's a pity," said Dick, " they're the easiest Dick Makes Himself at Home 63 to make. We might make a few of them for our- selves." Tod thought they certainly might consider them- selves in the matter of squibs. " I suppose it will be quite safe making them in / here?" he said. " Safe as writing a French exercise," said Dick. * " But of course if you'd rather not " " I don't mind." " Or if you think your friends would prefer to play at horses?" " I only meant that perhaps we'd better not make anything too explosive," Tod ventured to explain. " You talk as if we were going to manufacture dynamite," said Dick. " But perhaps you don't know the difference between that and ordinary com- mon or garden gunpowder — the kind you get in crackers." To tell the truth Tod did not know the difference, and Dick had only just discovered it in the chem- istry book. " That's the worst of schools," he said senten- tiously. " What's the good of our learning chem- 64 The Quietness of Dick istry? Chowchow jibbers away for an hour about it, and we go to sleep or do our Prep. And if he does try an experiment, nothing comes off except a smell that would make a monkey cry, and the young Topseys get chickenpox. There's nothing practical about it all. Now with this stuff — we shall learn as much in an hour as we learn in two terms there. I vote we make some golden rain." " As well as squibs? " Tod asked. " Yes, for the girls," said Dick, considerately. " And some Roman candles. I don't quite know how one gets them to plop regularly, but look here." With a deftness and certainty that staggered his friend Dick began to pound and ladle and chip and glue and mix and mess generally, until the faint odor of Tod's stuffed owl was lost in a combination of more masterful perfumes. If any small doubts arose in Dick's mind as to the proper proportion of his compound, he never showed them. It was a habit of Dick's not to allow small doubts to grow into big ones by thinking about them. He pre- ferred to brush them aside and go ahead. On this occasion he did not even consult the book any more. Dick Makes Himself at Home 65 He informed Tod of the well-known truth that many of the most valuable discoveries in chemistry have been the result of accident rather than thought. It seemed to Tod that if that were so, they were likely to make a good many valuable discoveries. However, there was no denying that the sample golden rain which they tried out of the window, sputtered famously when a match was applied; and the rocket-cases that Dick devised out of cardboard — they thought nothing of making rockets now — were ingenious in the extreme. It was in the middle of some operations calcu- lated by Dick to result in catharine-wheels, that a noise of a carriage driving up to the house informed them that their guests were arriving. " Drat them ! " said Dick, forgetful for the min- ute that it was for their amusement that he had been working so hard. Tod was equally disgusted. " We'll have to go down and see them," he said. " Tea's going to be downstairs, and they'll eat for hours." " Never mind," said Dick, recovering his equa- 66 The Quietness of Dick nimity. " We've practically finished the things, and I daresay it will amuse them to come up afterwards and fill up the rest of those cases. You'd better leave the windows open and wash yourself." In spite of being washed and brushed — and not because of it, as Major Culliemore once unkindly suggested — Tod rarely at this period felt in his ele- ment at formal tea-parties. He had a lively con- tempt for girls, particularly if they were well dis- posed towards him, as by some unlucky chance they always were; and when he tried to conceal his feel- ings towards them, by remaining silent or talking about the habits of rats, Mrs. Wilton used to reduce him to the depths of rage and confusion by explain- ing that they mustn't mind Tod — he was so shy. She was quite sure that Tod was shy, and it was in vain for him to protest in private that it was absurd to suppose that he could be shy of girls. " You always behave as if you were, Tod," said his mother. And in fact Tod was not at all sorry that Dick was to share with him the business of entertaining the Pollabys. He explained to Dick whom they Dick Makes Himself at Home 67 consisted of, and what they were like. There were three girls, Jessica, Mabel, and Margaret, all with wide trustful blue eyes, straight fair hair, and very thin legs in black stockings. Some people main- tained that they were easy to tell apart, because they went so nicely in sizes, which was all very well, Tod said, when they were together and you could measure them one against the other, but very confusing when you got a single one by herself, which Tod always avoided doing if he could help it; but he couldn't always help it. They were very proud of their brother Augustus, who was their only brother, the eldest of the family, and the tallest by an inch. He also had wide blue eyes and straight hair and thin legs, but you could tell him — said Tod — because he wore glasses. Augustus thought Tod very rough. He had never quite got over the occasion when Tod had made him put on boxing gloves, and then hit him on the nose until the tears came into his eyes. He could not see where the fun came in, and told Tod so. He preferred recita- tions. Tod repeated this anecdote to Dick, with every symptom of disgust, just outside the drawing- 68 The Quietness of Dick room, and then flung open the door. " Look at 'em ! " he whispered. " What's he saying? " Mrs. Wilton — as Dick perceived — was showing the girls photograph albums, and Miss Revers was being entertained by Augustus. " No," Augustus was saying, in reply to a ques- tion, " I don't much care for cricket, although I sometimes play with my sisters. I think it is nicer if you use a soft ball. My tutor says that a but- terfly-net, used properly, gives as much pleasure as a cricket bat, and is far more civilizing." " Topping old brick he must be ! Butterflies are jolly interesting," said Dick, advancing in the middle of Augustus' speech. Tod, who had caught Miss Revers' eye, had fallen back to snigger. But Dick was all politeness and hospitality. " Do you collect ? " he rattled on. " I'm not sure that I don't prefer beetles." " Some beetles sting painfully," said Augustus, a little disturbed by Dick's flow of language, but pleased on the whole to find that a friend of the rough and surly Tod should have so much sense. Dick Makes Himself at Home 69 " But many are interesting. I suppose you must be Tod's friend Dick? Mrs. Wilton has just been telling us about you. How do you do ? " " Might be shakier," said Dick. " Hope you're the same. Are those your sisters ? " He had discerned with a strategic eye that there was a certain lack of ease at the other side of the room. Tod, after shaking hands gingerly with the large-eyed maidens, had taken himself to the edge of a distant chair, from which, by refusing to look at anything but his own thumb nails, he was able to resist all Mrs. Wilton's nods and beckonings to him to draw in and make conversation. Jessica, Mabel, and Margaret had perforce fallen back on their photograph albums, since Tod, of whom they were always a little afraid, would say nothing. Mrs. Wilton, always too much bent on amusing her guests to be a quite successful hostess, wore an expression which indicated that Tod was beyond hope, and had taken another ten years off her life; and Miss Revers was good-naturedly trying to throw herself into the breach and break the awful silence, when Dick stepped forward. 70 The Quietness of Dick A minute later, and the conversation if not bril- liant was fast and furious. No one could have told how it came about, except that shyness and Dick were an impossible conjunction. Dick set them all at their ease. Mrs. Wilton applied herself to the tea-urn. Augustus had renewed his lecture on but- terflies to Miss Revers. The girls let the albums sink into their laps, and rallied to Tod's friend. Margaret, who was the youngest Miss Pollaby, con- fided to her sisters afterwards that she thought Dick the nicest boy she had ever seen, nicer even than Augustus. And though the others thought this sa- vored of disloyalty, they were bound to admit that Dick was nice. Mabel thought it was because he knew such a great deal about canaries and croquet; Jessica because he reminded her of Sir Alawyn Lor- raine who rescued the Lady Alicia from the turreted castle of Winterness, and carried that heroine off on his black steed Montboys to some delightful place the name of which she had forgotten. In fact, Jes- sica would certainly have rewarded Dick with golden spurs and her hand, as would either of the others* at least up to the end of tea-time. So ingratiating Dick Makes Himself at Home 71 did Dick make himself, that the girls were even clamorous to get up to the playroom after tea, which had been wont to be a haunt of dullness mixed with nervous apprehension, on previous visits when Tod was in solitary command. Tod used to conduct them there with a superior air, and ask them if they would like to look at picture-books — or what? Yawning, with his hands in his pockets. Not so Dick. A medieval squire, such as Jessica loved to read of, could not have behaved with greater gal- lantry. Dick, though his opinion of girls was un- fortunately not much higher than Tod's, never let it be seen by particular ones; and in other people's houses he had a high notion of hospitality. He put an embargo on Tod's challenge to Augustus to re- new his acquaintance with the gloves, brought for- ward chairs for the girls, not including the one with the doubtful leg which had a habit of yielding under its occupant, and so interested them in cut- ting out and fitting together scraps of cardboard, that they hardly noticed the dubious smells that pervaded the room. " Tod and I have been awfully busy getting these 72 The Quietness of Dick things ready for you," he said. " We thought you'd probably like them : only of course we couldn't finish them off neatly like you can." " What are they ? " asked Jessica, working her hardest under Dick's flattering directions. " Golden rain," said Dick, " and catharine-wheels and rockets." The girls were not much wiser for this informa- tion, not knowing that explosives went to the mak- ing up of these delightful sounding products. Augustus, however, became rather restive. " Do you mean to say that this stuff is gun- powder ? " he asked, shrinking away from the table by the window where the fireworks had been laid out as they were finished. " Only a mild kind," said Dick; " look here." He laid a small train along the edge of the table, and applied a match. It fizzed and spluttered de- lightfully in a way that could not alarm any one, except Augustus, who moved towards the door. " Do do another ! " said Margaret, longingly, and the others seconded her request. " Well," said Dick, hesitating, " there's not much Dick Makes Himself at Home 73 room in here. We ought really to go outside to let them off. But I'll try one more fizz if you like. Keep back a little." He laid another train of his mixture along the table, a little thicker this time. Tod applied the match . . . Mrs. Wilton was still sitting in the drawing-room singing Dick's praises to her friend, when a dull roar from upstairs reached them. " I'm so thankful that Tod has got such a charm- ing friend," she had been saying. . . . " Oh, what- ever can that be ? " The roar had been followed by a series of shrieks; and as Mrs. Wilton rushed to the door, it opened to admit Augustus. Or was it the ghost of Au- gustus ? " What is it, my dear boy, what is it ? " cried Mrs. Wilton. " Where is Tod ? " " I do— don't know," stuttered Frederick. " He's blown up, I think; so are my sisters." The fact is he had bolted from the room the instant that Dick's second train (which must by some mistake have been improperly mixed) had 74 The Quietness of Dick spurted furiously into the main body of the fire- works which were piled near, and had slammed the door behind him. The roar that had followed had only come to him through the door, and had sent him scuttling downstairs with a view to further saving himself. What had happened, of course, was that most of the other fireworks had been fused, and had gone off simultaneously, with the result that the window panes had been blown out, and Dick and Tod, with faces now completely blackened, had been left in a room full of smoke with the shrieking girls. Dick had just piloted the last of them into the passage, when Mrs. Wilton, followed by most of her house- hold, arrived on the scene of the disaster. " It's all right, mater," said Tod, who was in very good spirits. " Rather a shame they all went off together like that when we'd taken such a fag about them. I think perhaps if you've got some pepper- mints or something of that sort, you'd better give them to those girls. It's all right. Where are you, Dick?" To Mrs. Wilton's dismay, he charged back into Dick Makes Himself at Home 75 the smoke, whither Dick had preceded him. Dick had gone partly to pour water on to the frame- work of the window, which was gently smoldering, but chiefly to escape from the explanations which he foresaw would be required. To tell the truth, he felt a little uneasy. He knew that he had done his best, and had compounded the fireworks from a purely unselfish desire to amuse Tod's friends; but he felt at the same time that other people would be slow to realize the excellence of his intentions. And indeed when he did explain later on, that he would never have ventured on a chemical experi- ment of the kind if Mrs. Wilton had not urged him to make himself at home, his success was only partial. Mrs. Wilton had begun to doubt whether Dick was so quiet and delightful a boy as she had thought. CHAPTER VI AN OPPORTUNITY OFFERS ITSELF A CONSIDERABLE and unaccustomed gloom pervaded Dick's soul for several hours after the events recorded in the last chapter. In spite of his own unswerving conviction that he had meant everything for the best, he could not convert any one else to the same conviction. The explosion was regarded as a proof — not of the kindness of his heart, as might have been supposed — but of the de- ceit fulness of his nature. Not perhaps of wilful deceitfulness, but of unconscious imposture, which was worse. He was not punished for what had happened, scarcely even rebuked; for Mr. Wilton made a point of never visiting upon a guest the penalty of his transgressions. But some kinds "of forbearance are worse than a hard flogging, and Mrs. Wilton conveyed by her looks that she had been mistaken in Dick. This hit Dick in a tender 76 An Opportunity Offers Itself 77 place. He hated to have people mistaken in him, and disappointed and dismal, and he would not have vexed Mrs. Wilton for worlds. He would much have preferred to have been sent to his bedroom, like Tod, who was not in the least depressed by it, and only wished that Augustus had been blown up with the window, and the girls given a really good excuse for yelling. Tod could not see how a few panes of glass more or less mattered in any case. Tod could see nothing, in fact, to make such a fuss about. But Tod had not suffered the loss of his reputation. Dick had; and he was so depressed by it that he retired to bed early, and even resisted Tod's offer to come and pay him a visit by way of the window-ledge. However, gloom with Dick was not a lasting com- modity. Sound sleep, followed by a perception on waking that the sun was shining and it was going to be a fine day, dissipated the clouds of his spirits. After all, he thought with Tod, nothing much had happened; and any error could easily be remedied by some striking good conduct. Dick liked his good conduct to be striking rather than laborious or per- 78 The Quietness of Dick severing; and if it had not been Sunday, he would have proposed to Tod at breakfast (in a modest but audible tone) that they should devote the morning to holiday work. As unfortunately it was Sunday, he merely remarked what a pity it was that holiday work was out of the question, and half suggested getting up the Kings of Israel. But Tod struck at the Kings of Israel, and as they were not easy, and the start for church had to be made rather early, Dick decided to let slide this chance of redeeming his character. Some other was sure to offer itself. Perhaps Dick was something of an unconscious impostor. His determination to retrieve his past resulted in so grave and serious a bearing that Mrs. Wilton was afraid that her coldness had hurt him, and spent most of her time on the way to church trying to cheer him up. Dick smiled bravely, but continued to wear his serious and attentive face throughout the service (partly as a penance, and partly because he was thinking hard of a scheme for catching conger-eels by luring and blowing them up in the water with catharine-wheels) with the result An Opportunity Offers Itself 79 that he failed to notice two old ladies, who noticed, but did not recognize him. These two old ladies, who sat in a pew at right angles to the Wiltons, and were well known to Tod as having kept their severe watch upon him during the sermon for more years than Tod could remem- ber, had been so struck by Dick's attentive face that they stopped Mrs. Wilton in the porch, as people were filing out, to inquire who he might be. " A great pleasure to see such attention," mur- mured the elder of the two old ladies. " A friend of your son Tod, my dear Mrs. Wilton? How glad you must be that Tod has such a nice com- panion! What a contrast — hem! My sister and I both noticed him ... we fancied we had seen him before . . . but we are a little short-sighted." " He is a very nice boy," said Mrs. Wilton, warmly, " very nice, indeed. I wonder if you can have met him. Dick ! " She summoned Dick from where he was standing, dreamily, at a little distance. "Dick, I want to introduce you to some old 80 The Quietness of Dick friends." Two pince-nez were turned on Dick as he came up politely, wondering what Tod's signals meant; two old ladies shuddered. " My dear Arabella, it's " " That hateful boy, Maria." " My dear Miss Boodeney, what do you mean ? " asked Mrs. Wilton, aghast. Dick, with the look of a young martyr, forebore from offering any explanation. " Oh, I beg your pardon," said Miss Boodeney, stiffly, " Tod's friend should be free from our criti- cism, of course. But a boy who brings an evil- smelling beast into a public conveyance with him to the extreme annoyance of the passengers is — is not likely to come to a good end. My dear Maria, I think we ought to be going to our carriage. Jen- kinson will wonder if we are lost. Good-morning, Mrs. Wilton." They retired with unutterable dignity, leaving Mrs. Wilton uncertain what sort of abandoned vil- lain they had recognized in Dick. " What can they mean? " she said. " I'm so sorry," said Dick, meekly. " I was in An Opportunity Offers Itself 81 the train with them and Squiffy squeaked. They seemed a little nervous." " Oh, I see," said Mrs. Wilton. With a little further explanation from Tod, she did see that Dick's guilt was not so great as she had imagined. But she could not help being a little un- easy about him, nevertheless. Could a boy who had made such a bad impression be really a safe com- panion for Tod ? Could he be relied on not to lead Tod into mischief? The runaway dog-cart, the affray at Miclestead, and the explosion all recurred to her mind, and seemed to point to Dick as their fount and origin. On the whole, Dick's solemnity had profited him little. It was just as well for him that he had an ally in Miss Revers, who insisted upon being amused by the old ladies' recognition and awful prophecies; and that Mr. Wilton brought in several friends to lunch who diverted Mrs. Wilton's thoughts from Dick to the raid on the poachers, which they were discussing and trying to arrange for Tuesday night. True, Tod, who ought to have been seen and not heard with so many of his elders present, renewed 82 The Quietness of Dick her alarms by instantly assuming that Dick and he were to be of the party, and mentioned a plan for lassoing the wretches (obviously inspired by Dick) which set Mrs. Wilton's hair on end. But she took comfort in the thought that Squire Boodeney, who had promised to join in the raid, was not very fond of boys in any case. He did not even think very highly of Tod, and if his sisters acquainted him with Dick's antecedents, as they probably would, he would certainly object to their company. She did wish Major Culliemore and the other men would not encourage them, and tried to turn the con- versation. " If only some of you would be nice and hunt ferns for me instead of poachers," she said, " how grateful I should be." " What kind of ferns do you want, Kat? " asked Mr. Wilton across the table. "There are heaps," she said, "but one in par- ticular is wild maidenhair. I've been wanting it for years and years." Mr. Wilton declared that it did not grow in that part of the country. Some one else said they An Opportunity Offers Itself 83 thought they had seen it in one part of the cliffs, but that it was very rare, and Major Culliemore said he would make inquiries about it. But Dick said nothing: he only gave Tod a kick under the table and was annoyed because Tod in his slowness of comprehension gave a muffled cry and spilt his food. For here was his chance come. He would get the fern and lay it as a peace offering before Mrs. Wilton, who was just saying: " I expect I shall have to go to Lieutenant Peter- son before I can get it." Dick thought not, but did not say so. When they got up from the table, he went straight to the li- brary and consulted the Encyclopaedia about the ways and habits of wild maidenhair. A little later he proposed a walk to Tod. CHAPTER VII A ROCK CLIMB AND A RESCUE TT was Miss Revers' intention to go for a walk on the cliffs that afternoon. She meant to secure the attendance of Dick and Tod, who in spite of their misogynistic minds were by no means badly disposed towards her. At least Dick had been very gracious, considering their brief acquaintance; and Tod for some time past had been her offhand slave. There were a good many reasons for this, though Tod would have been hard set to explain them. Her being grown-up differentiated her of course from the ordinary girl; but also it was quite impossible to conceive of her ever having been an ordinary girl, like the Pollabys, for instance, with thin legs and thin nerves. She could never have been terrified of a ferret. She handled them like one to the manner born. And she was not in the habit of losing her thimble or remarking on the condition 84 A Rock Climb and a Rescue 85 of Tod's hair, nor was she perpetually fancying that he must be lying dead somewhere. Add to these qualifications, that she could beat Tod at run- ning, hit two bottles to his one with a catapult, and no more mind getting into mud up to her knees if necessary than a young calf — and you have some explanation of Tod's allegiance. Dick had remarked in a discussion' about this young woman that she was jolly pretty too, which is very likely the truth, but it had nothing to do with Tod's appre- ciation. " I daresay," he said. " She's got a jolly good wind, anyhow. I shouldn't mind marrying her if I had to marry." He had not, however, any intention of so doing. It was merely a testimony to her capacities, and shows that the boys would have had no objection to her joining them in a walk that afternoon, if they had been going for a walk. But they were not go- ing for a walk, and, whatever they were going to do, they had already taken their departure. So that Miss Revers had to be contented with Major Culliemore when he offered his escort. 86 The Quietness of Dick " If you'll accept so poor a substitute," he said. " I expect, at any rate, that you'll be safer com- pany," she said, laughing; "last time Tod took me out we got into a swamp." " Young scoundrel," said the Major. " Oh, but it was quite a clear one, and compara- tively shallow," she explained. " If Dick had been leading, it would have been dirty and incredibly deep." " A quicksand, probably," said the Major, nod- ding. " Dick is a double-dyed scoundrel." " But I like him," said Miss Revers, " not more than Tod, but quite as much. I do wish Mrs. Wilton would not expect him to be quite so worthy. I am afraid that he has an idea that a great deal is ex- pected of him, and being anxious to please makes all sorts of good resolutions " " Which end in a bad reaction? " " Yes, and make one forget how perfect his inten- tions were." " I wish I had Dick's cheek," said the Major, suddenly. He said it so suddenly and so inconsequently that A Rock Climb and a Rescue 87 Miss Revers looked at him with surprise; and there- upon said in a great hurry: " I'm sure you're much better without it." That Major Culliemore was without it, is clear from the fact that he made no attempt to contradict her. They walked on in silence for a minute or two, after which she asked him if he thought the boys would be allowed to help catch poachers on Tuesday. " They're longing to go," she said, " and lasso them. Dick again." Major Culliemore couldn't say if they would be allowed to go. " I shouldn't mind taking them myself," he said. " But then Tod is ' Glass — this side up,' you know, in his mother's opinion. And old Mr. Boodeney may be coming with us. I hope he won't, personally. He's the pepperiest man for his weight that I know. If he does, there won't be any boys attached to the expedition. He doesn't believe in boys. Besides that, there are two and a half days before it comes off: and if Dick has not got Tod into some scrape that requires condign punishment before then, he will no longer be Dick." 88 The Quietness of Dick " Do try and keep them amused," pleaded Miss Revers. " I will do anything you like to suggest," said the Major, promptly. " Then I should suggest " Nothing could have been worse timed, in Major Culliemore's opinion, than the appearance of Lieu- tenant Peterson at this moment, with a telescope under his arm, though it did only interrupt a sug- gestion. He insisted on coming up and greeting them, being evidently in a conversational mood. He was out for his Sunday afternoon walk, he ex- plained, which always lay along the cliffs. " Where you get a breath of ozone, ma'm, as the landsmen say. Nothing like a breath of ozone." " I should have thought you lived in it," said Miss Revers. " Not so much as a sailor should," said the little man. " I'm a landsman now myself, ma'm, with nothing to do but keep an eye on what used to be my home. Ten years ago " Major Culliemore had some experience of how long the Lieutenant could remain talking if he were A Rock Climb and a Rescue 89 allowed to be retrospective, so he tried a diver- sion. " Have you got any more news about the smug- glers ? " he asked, knowing that a suspicion that he was being pumped would shut him up. " Why, sir, I have and I haven't," said Lieutenant Peterson, " and that's where it is. And if I said more, and told you what I suspected, I should be exceeding my duties. Now, ma'm, can I show you round my garden ? " Perhaps the Major was properly served out for his interruption, by finding himself meekly follow- ing Miss Revers and Lieutenant Peterson to the wind-blown plot on the edge of the cliffs, which was the apple of the Lieutenant's eye. " Mostly vegetables, ma'm, mostly vegetables," said the proud owner as he led them round. " Utility first and beauty second is a good gardener's motto — if I'm allowed to say so in the presence of a lady. Not that I don't keep some flowers going. There's roses. Let me pick you some — they can't change for a fairer place." The Lieutenant grew gallant at hearing his gar- 90 The Quietness of Dick den praised, and Major Culliemore disgusted, but Miss Revers smiled mischievously. "By the way, Lieutenant Peterson, you will be the very person to tell me — where does wild maiden- hair grow? Mrs. Wilton is very anxious to get a specimen for her rock garden, and she said she thought you would know." "Ah, she is a gardener," said Lieutenant Peter- son, highly pleased ; " quite right, too. I don't grow 'em myself, but I know where they grow, and I'll see if one of my men can't get a plant to-morrow. The cliff's not a quarter of a mile from here. If you'd like to see 'em in their native beauty, ma'm, I can show 'em to you now." Miss Revers hesitated, and Major Culliemore, plucking up his courage, said he didn't think there was time. " Oh, I think there is," said Miss Revers, for some unaccountable reason, " unless you're in a hurry." When asked, a long time afterwards, why she had gone counter to Major Culliemore's wishes, she prevaricated and said it must have been because she A Rock Climb and a Rescue 91 ha