CORNELL UNIVERSITY LIBRARY Cornell University Library The original of this book is in the Cornell University Library. There are no known copyright restrictions in the United States on the use of the text. http://www.archive.org/details/cu31924013521004 THE WORKS OF FATHER PROUT. ^H Iliillfi THE WORKS OF FATHER PROUT (THE REV. FRANCIS MAHONY) EDITED WITH BIOGRAPHICAL INTRODUCTION AND NOTES BY CHARLES KENT LONDON GEORGE ROUTLEDGE AND SONS, Limited New York: E. P. DUTTON AND CO. "A tare combination of theTeian lyre and the Irish bagpipe ; of the Ionian dialect blending harmoniously with the Cork brogue ; an Irish potato seasoned with Attic salt. Olives Yoeke. CONTENTS. FACE Biographical Introduction , , vii THE RELIQUES OF FATHER PROUT Oliver Yorke's Preamble . xxxv Father Prout's Apology for Lent i His Plea for Pilgrimages 18 His Carousal ... . • « 39 Dean Swift's Madness : A Tale of a Churn 64 The Rogueries of Tom Moors ... 83 Literature and the Jesuits . 104 The Songs of France — Wine and War 129 Women and Wooden Shoes , . . 149 Philosophy . , . 17a Frogs and Free Trade , 190 The Songs of Italy- Chapter the First . sn Chapter the Second . 230 Barry in the Vatican . 249 The Days of Erasmus 268 Victor Hugo's Lyrical Poetry 288 A Series of Modern Poets— Vida's "Silkworm" , 308 Sarbiewski, Sannazar, and Fracastor 325 Beza, Vaniere, and Buchanan . 342 Father Prout's Dirge . , .361 Mahony on Prout . ... 363 The Songs of Horace — First Decade , 377 Second Decade 396 Third Decade 413 Fourth Decade 429 Fifth Decade 448 MISCELLANEOUS PIECES. The Epiphany : A Fragment 466 The Bottle of St. Januariits , .... 468 The Sabine Farmer's Serenade 469 VI Contents. The Hot Wells op Cliftom The Original of "Not a Drum was heard" The Ides of March The Signs of the Zodiac Burns and Beranger Lover and Ovid A Baptismal Chant The Piper's Progress The Double Barrel Poetical Epistle to Boz The Mistletoe .... The Redbreast of Aquitania Inaugural Ode to the "Author of Vaniiv Fair 473 ■475 477 478 48a 482 48S 487 489 490 492 495 500 pograjjjiicsl Introbwdion : BEING THE LIFE OP THE REV. FRANCIS MAHONY, "FATHER PROUT." An assumed name has often acquired a celebrity in literature, as contrasted with which that of the author himself, down to the very last, dwindles to com- parative insignificance. Thomas Ingoldsby, for example, is far more widely known to the generality of readers than Richard Harris Barham ; while many upon whose ears the name of Bryan Waller Procter might sound but strangely would, nevertheless, be perfectly familiar with his pseudonym as a lyrist, Barry Cornwall. Similarly, it may be taken for granted, that while, as a rule, the Parisians of the days of the Citizen King enjoyed, with the greatest gusto, the fame of Timon, the majority of them either knew nothing whatever, or next to nothing, of the individuality of Louis de Cormenin. With anonymous writers it happens,' perhaps, the most frequently, that the mask having been first allowed to slip awry, is eventually thrown away altogether. Boz, after this fashion, was soon tossed aside like a superfluous domino, when Dickens, still a very young man, quietly stepped to the front, according to Thackeray's expression, and calmly took his place in perpetuity among the first of English humorists. Thackeray himself, as it fell out, required a little longer time before he was enabled, in his own person, to supersede his supposititious alter ego, Michael Angelo Titmarsh. Only very seldom, a nam de flume gets to be so far identified with an author, that it becomes, so to speak, a convertible term with his patronymic. In this way, the merest casual mention, at any time, of Elia, is about equivalent to the express naming of Charles Lamb. Again, it but exceptionally occurs that a writer of note indulges in the luxury of building up for himself two or three distinct pseudonymous reputations. Swift's reduplicated triumph in that way is about the one solitary instance that can be adduced— an instance notably commemorated by Pope's famous apostrophe in the " Dunciad" — O thou ! whatever title please thine ear, Bean, Drapier, Bickerstaff, or Gulliver ! Otherwise, it has been the general rule, in this particular, among authors — and for that matter, indeed, it may be said, among artists as well — to viii Biographical Introduction. select some imaginary title, and hold to it consistently. In the history of Italian art it is in this manner noteworthy that more than one of the great painters acquired fame under the merest nickname or sobriquet — Maso di San Giovanni being better known to the world at large as Slovenly Tom, otherwise Masaccio, and Jacopo Robusti, by reason of his father's craft, as the Little Dyer, otherwise Tintoretto. In our own time, again, there have been two skilled draughtsmen who have enjoyed a wide popularity, the one in France as a caricaturist, the other in England as a book-illustrator, each of whom in turn has had his real name virtually obliterated — or, at any rate, in a great measure eclipsed — by an eccentric pseudonym. One of these has long been universally known on the other side of the Channel under his fantastic signature of Cham in the Charivari, hardly any but his per- sonal intimates being acquainted with his actual designation, Amedee de Noe. While, with regard to his contemporary and compeer amongst ourselves, though for upwards of forty years he has been familiarly before the public under his grotesque nom de crayon as Phiz, comparatively few have, even as yet, accustomed themselves to identify him under his homely sur- name, Browne. Reverting, however, from the artistic to the purely literary experts who have, at different times, indulged in this innocent kind of masquerading, it may be argued, with some show of reason, that the fashion, afterwards so much in vogue in this country, was first set in earnest when Sir Richard Steele began to discourse in the Spectator as Mr. Short- face, and his associate Addison, through the same medium, from behind the classic mask of C. L. I. O. Improving, from the very outset, upon the design thus happily hit upon between them, those congenial intimates, besides, there and then, by simply harmonizing their fancies, called an entirely new personality into existence : one ever since familiarly known in the world of letters, and instantly recognizable by all to this day as Sir Roger de Coverley. What Steele's and Addison's Sir Roger de Coverley was to the Spectator, that, a little more than a hundred years afterwards, was Professor Wilson's Christopher North to Blackwood, and that, a very little later yet, was the Rev. Francis Mahony's Father Prout to Fraser. Each in turn was a creation, each was a central and dominant figure in a group of originals. Each was not only witty and humorous in himself, but the cause of abounding wit or humour, as the case might be, in those with whom he was associated. If around Sir Roger de Coverley there were clustered, not infrequently, in happy commune, such sympathetic characters as Captain Sentry, and Sir Andrew Freeport, and Will Honeycomb, with Christopher North there were hilariously allied, in the carousals of the Blue Parlour, Tickler, and the Ettrick Shepherd, and the English Opium Eater ; while, at Father Prout's bidding, there were brought together — at least upon one memorable occasion— Jack Bellew, Dan Corbet, and Dick Dowden, to chop logic and cap verses, to crack jokes and bottles far on into the small hours, at the hospitable board of the good old parish priest of Watergrasshill. That Christopher North needed no crutch — being, in fact, that stalwart athlete, both physically and intellectually, John Wilson — everybody knew who had the smallest acquaintance with that wonderful repertory of sarcasm, frolic, wit and wisdom, the "Noctes Ambrosianse." With the identity merged in the purely imaginary character of Father Prout, how- ever, it has been from first to last quite otherwise. The author, in this Biographical Introduction. ix instance, has not merely, in a great measure, disappeared from view behind the veil, as it were, of his own productions, but what few glimpses have been caught of him have been obtained through a medium so misted over by prejudice, that nothing has hitherto been secured in his regard but a few distorted outlines of his character. It seems only just and fair, therefore, everything considered, that some effort should at length be made to dissi- pate, so far as may be in any way possible, the haze until now enveloping the reputation of the scholarly Bohemian who was the author of these Reliques. Francis Sylvester Mahony, better known among his intimates as Frank Mahony, but best known of all to the outer world as " Father Prout," was born in 1804, at Cork, in Ireland. Although his parentage on both sides showed him to be distinctly a member of the middle classes, his father was reputed to have descended from a younger branch of one of the most ancient families in the county Kerry, the Mahonys, or, more strictly, the O'Mahonys, of Dromore Castle. For a brief interval, indeed, towards the close of his life in Paris, the subject of this memoir not only had the aristocratic O pre- fixed to his surname upon his visiting card, but the family crest besides, engraved above it. These little coquetries with the airs of high life, how- ever, he at the very last, as in truth better became him, abandoned. Nevertheless, during the time when he was still indulging in such harmless luxuries as the O and the heraldic device just mentioned, he showed himself ready enough upon occasion stoutly to vindicate his right to the possession of both. Playfully asked by a lady friend, whose good opinion he greatly regarded, why he had not long before claimed his own by assuming the prefixed vowel, he not merely answered at once by word of mouth, but deliberately wrote to her on the morrow, that he valued her esteem altogether too highly to render himself ridiculous by assuming what he had no right to possess. At the same time, he referred her to an authority in these matters, from which she might recognize, at a glance, what claim he really had to employ an escutcheon that had been borne by his race for at least two centuries and a half. This authority, he explained, was readily acces- sible among the records relating to the siege of Limerick preserved in the Bermingham Tower of Dublin Castle, from which it might be seen that among those who marched out of the beleaguered city, and who, on arriving at Cork, refused to cross over to France, was one who had stood to his guns like a trump, having served throughout the defence in the artillery, — to wit, his ("Frank O'Mahony's") great-great-grandfather. However chivalrous may have been the surroundings of his ancestors, there can at least be no doubt of this, that his immediate progenitors were persons of the homeliest status. For a dozen years after his entrance into the world, Francis Sylvester Mahony (without the O) flourished at Cork, growing up there into a shrewd, bright-eyed, saucy-faced gossoon, while picking up with about equal readiness the brogue that never afterwards altogether forsook him, and the rudiments of an education which, a little later on, was to ripen, on the continent, into the soundest scholarship. In point of fact, he was just twelve years of age when he first quitted his native place for those foreign shores which for half a century afterwards had, for him, a supreme fascination. His student days began thus betimes in the Jesuit College of St. Acheul, at Amiens. Thence, a little while fur- ther on, he was transferred by the Fathers of the Society of Jesus to their b * Biographical Introduction. Parisian seminary in the Rue de Sevres. Destined from an early period for the priesthood, Frank Mahony — or, as he was then called by preference, Sylvester— passed the customary two years of his novitiate under the care of the Jesuit Fathers, alternately at their establishment in the Rue de Sevres, and in their suburban retreat, or maison de campagne, at Montrouge. An apter scholar than Mahony those great masters of erudition never had entrusted to their charge ; while, on the other hand, the advantages accruing to himself, intellectually, from their system, it would be difficult in any way to exaggerate. During the time when he was enrolled under their instruc- tion, as he used himself afterwards exultantly to declare, he breathed a very atmosphere of latinity, — drank it in, so to speak, through all his senses, — got saturated with it to the very tips of his nails. Skilled and accomplished though he eventually became in Greek scholarship, his knowledge of Greek was never at any time comparable to his rare and intimate knowledge of Latin. Under his foreign Jesuit masters he learned, while yet a stripling, to write, not only with facility but with elegance, in Latin, according to the whim of the moment, elegiacs, alcaics, sapphics, and hexameters. He not only spoke the language glibly even in his college days, but then and thenceforward his latinity, both oral and written, was exceptionally remark- able as at once pure and idiomatic. During his student life abroad, more- over, he contrived so completely to conquer the difficulties of French and Italian, that from that date forward he could converse in either with the rapidity of a native, as though each in turn had been his mother tongue. His successes throughout, it should be said at once, were exclusively those achieved in Uteris humanioribus. At Acbeul, at Paris, and at Montrouge it was exactly the opposite with him, in his intellectual predilections and antipathies, to what it had been at Brienne with Napoleon, when the latter was familiarly referred to among his comrades as the Young Mutineer — " avec le cerveau de feu pour l'Algebre, et de glace pour le Latin. " Mahony, on the contrary, never once from the outset dreamt of winning honours in disciplinis maihematicis. His preference was given from the first, and with his whole heart, to the classic languages and to literature. Having completed his novitiate in the Rue de Sevres, Sylvester was in due course despatched to Rome for the pursuance of his higher studies there in philosophy and theology, at the Jesuit College. His instructors had long before then come to recognize in him far more of the student than of the devotee. In temperament he was known to be habitually disputatious, occasionally choleric, and, under anything like direct opposition, whether in trivial or important matters, persistently self-opinionated. If friends were won to him with ease from among his companions, they were not in- frequently repelled by the caustic irony of his remarks, which too often illustrated only too poignantly Sydney Smith's famous metaphor about the sword-stick, out of which seemingly innocent and harmless object there suddenly leaps forth something keen, glittering, and incisive. Having received in due sequence the tonsure and the four minor orders, Mahony had by this time, at reasonable intervals, been advanced to the sub-diaconate, and eventually to the diaconate. Precisely at the period of life, however, when he was eligible for ordination to the priesthood, his health failed him so completely that it was considered in every way advis- able that he should return for a while to Ireland. On this journey home- ward he had got as far as Genoa when, calling in there upon the Pro- Biographical Introduction. xi vincial, it was communicated to him as gently, but as distinctly, as possible, that he was considered by his superiors to have no vocation whatever for the priesthood, and that in any case it had been decided by them that he was in no way qualified to enter the Society. Although, during the course of his studies in the Eternal City under the Jesuit Fathers, intimations of a like kind had been made to him whenever he had taken occasion to express his desire to become a novice, the weighty remonstrance addressed to him at Genoa by the Provincial took him, in a great measure, by surprise, filling his mind for a while with doubt and bewilderment, but leaving him in the end wholly unconvinced. Pursuing his journey westwards, nevertheless, it may here be said at once, by anticipation, that on reaching his native land he obtained permission to renew his efforts, to the end, that is, of test- ing his vocation, with a result exactly the same as that already arrived at. Before relating, however, what occurred — on the occasion of that second and, as it might be considered, crucial test as to the validity of his vocation — at the great Jesuit College of Clongowes (which is to Ireland what Stonyhurst is to England), it is, to say the least of it, remark- able to note, from a book actually published in Paris when Mahony was in his twenty-second year, that is, in 1826, how strongly his (in the cruel English sense of the word) Jesuitical character had impressed itself upon one of his contemporaries. This contemporary, it should be explained at once, was the Abbe Martial Marest de la Roche-Amand, who, in his work " Les Jesuites Modernes," sketched in lurid colours a most extravagant caricature of the genius and temperament of — as he dubbed him — O'Mahoni ! "Born in Ireland," quoth this atrabilious and ultra-caustic penciller by the way, " I know not if O'Mahoni is descended from the Count of that name, but to the spirit, to the prejudices, to the system of the Count, he adds the fanaticism, the dissimulation, the intrigue, and the chicane of a thorough Jesuit ! God help us in the contingency of his Company ever triumphing in France ! Were he only to become confessor to our good King, he would, for a dead certainty, give us magnificent auto-da-fes ! Irish and Scotch Catholics have about them a smack of the Spanish Catholics ; they love to sniff the reek wafted from the funeral pyres of the doomed wretches who have declined to hear mass. The Society designs to place O'Mahoni, later on, at the head either of colleges or of congregations. Having taught him to stifle all natural sentiment under the morality of = devout life, they hope that, docile to the teachings of his instructors, the young O'Mahoni will become still more insensible and still more cruel than the most pitiless inquisitors of Valence and of Saragossa ! " For forty years together Mahony preserved a copy of the book containing this amazingly grotesque distortion of his own lineaments in his youth, and would often point out with a chuckle of delight the passage just translated. But at length, in 1865, when, as it may be presumed, he had got it pretty well by heart, he handed the precious volume over as a gage d'amitie to James Hannay, enhancing its interest to his friend by scrawling on the fly-leaf that it was a gift to him from Frank Mahony (it should have been O'Mahoni) de Saragosse ! Leaving behind him on the Continent, in one mind at least, such par- ticularly strong-flavoured impressions as to his being inspired by a religious zeal amounting to nothing less than ferocity — impressions, it can alone be presumed, derived from no other source than the sketcher's own inner con- xii Biographical Introduction. sciousness, Francis Mahony, still a young cleric aspiring to the priesthood arrived at Clongowes Wood College, to put yet again to the test what he, at any rate, for one, still believed in as his religious vocation. The position occupied by him at Clongowes immediately upon his arrival was that of one of the masters of the establishment. As Prefect of Studies and of the Higher Playground he had devolved upon him the duty, in the first place, of preserving silence and general decorum among the more advanced students, both in the school-hall and in the college chapel ; and in the next place, during the hours of recreation, of seeing to the good conduct of those who took part in whatever game happened at the moment to be uppermost, such as cricket, football, rounders, or hare- and-hounds. Reaching Clongowes at the end of August, 1830, Mahony found there, among the pupils entrusted to his charge, one who, like himself, was but a very few years afterwards to become a contributor to Bentley's Miscellany, this being the future author of the Tipperary Papers in that periodical, otherwise John Sheehan, better known to the generality of readers by his comical title of the Irish Whisky Drinker. Another pupil, who was already noted among the collegians as the most skilled Greek scholar of them all, writing already as he did brilliant Anacreontics, took part with Mahony also, but a brief while later on, in the literary jousts of Regina, This was Frank Stook Murphy, afterwards known far and wide in the courts of law as Serjeant Murphy, and who, like the young Prefect of Studies and of the Higher Playground, was, at so early a date, to be counted among the picked band of the Fraserians. A couple of months had hardly elapsed after Mahony's induction into the post of Prefect at Clongowes when he was promoted by Father Kenny, the then Rector of the College, to the yet more responsible office of Master of Rhetoric. Rapid though his advance was, however, his career there, in any capacity, was destined to be of very brief duration. It closed not only abruptly but by a sort of catastrophe. A couple of months had barely run out after Mahony's arrival at Clongowes when, early in November, a holiday for the whole College was unexpectedly announced. Among the plans which were thereupon suddenly impro- vised for the day's enjoyment, it was arranged that, under the special charge of their young master, a score of Rhetoricians were to start in coursing line across country in pursuit of a hare about an hour or so after breakfast. This select band, it was further agreed, was to head well off through the Duke of Leinster's country in the direction of Carton, while the other divisions of the Higher School were to scurry away by entirely dif- ferent routes with their greyhounds. Mahony's party, each member of which was that genuine broth of a boy, a lightfooted Patlander, were, according to the day's programme, to sit down to a two o'clock dinner in the Hotel at Maynootn, and then, after a brief interval of rest, were to course home again before nightfall. Nearly midway, on their return, there was to be one slight additional interruption at Celbridge, where tea was to be partaken of at the house of young John Sheehan's father, three miles from Maynooth, and five from Clongowes. The Irish Whisky Drinker himself is not inappropriately the one who has put upon record the result of the day's proceedings. According to his veracious narrative of what occurred, all went prosperously enough Biographical Introduction. xiii until that fatal turning point, when the day was, with a vengeance, done to a tea — a thoroughly disastrous tea and turn out — at Celbridge. There, for one of the revellers at least, the paternal hospitalities, those, that is to say, of the elder Sheehan, were all but within an ace of illustrating, quite literally, what is meant by the phrase of killing with kindness. Modera- tion, until then, had been the order of the festivities. A solitary tumbler of whisky punch, for example, had sufficed for each excursionist as the accompaniment to the homely banquet partaken of with a relish by " the boys " at the Hotel in Maynooth. A hundred thousand welcomes [cead mitle failthe) awaited them, all too generously, as the sequel proved, at Celbridge. " If the fatted calf was not killed — Mr. Sheehan's ingenuous ipsissima verl>a are here given — "there was, as they said in Ireland of old, 'a fire lit under the pump,' or, speaking less poetically, the kitchen boiler was ready to overflowing for what promised to be an exceptionally wet evening." As for the beverage actually giving a name to the meal, it turned out to be nothing better than the merest preliminary. As a sequel to the tea, with its Brobdingnagian accom- paniment of hot tea-cake, hight Bambrack, a luscious compound of flour and eggs, thickly sown with raisins, there came in, in relays, to be again and again replenished, huge decanters of mountain dew freshly distilled, capacious bowls of sugar and ample jugs of screeching water, renewed with proportionate frequency. " I don't know how many songs we sang," confesses the younger Sheehan, in this reminiscence of his bibulous boyhood, "how many patriotic toasts and personal healths we proposed, how many speeches we made, how many decanters we emptied." At the head of the too hospitable board sat the evidently not unworthy sire of one who was so soon afterwards to win repute to himself as, by pre- eminence, The Irish Whisky Drinker ! At the foot of the table was the universally popular Parish Priest of Celbridge, Father Dan Callinan, soul- searching as a pulpit orator, heart-stirring as the singer of a patriotic song, and true master of the revels on an occasion like this, if he happened to be called upon by circumstances, for the delivery of an impromptu harangue. The speech of the evening, the song of the evening, in this particular instance, were alike Father Dan's ; the song in rapturous tribute to Erin, the speech in impassioned praise of O'Connell. The Liberator was already even then, as he continued to be increasingly thenceforward to the very last, in an especial manner, Mahony's bite noirox pet aversion. Father Callinan 's panegyric on the victorious champion of Catholic Emancipa- tion, while it suddenly roused the ire, stirred up all the bile and virulence of his systematic depredator, the self-willed and hot-headed young Master of Rhetoric. When the ringing cheers which marked the close of Father Dan's encomium upon O'Connell had at length died away, the sarcastic voice of Mahony was heard raised, to every one's amazement, in caustic dissent. Some of the most scornful lines in Byron's Irish Avatar were quoted by him against the Liberator, with the added sting of the fine Cork brogue with which they were articulated. Hot words elicited words still hotter, fierce taunts provoked taunts yet fiercer, the disputants at the table being all the rest against the one solitary dissentient, who was denounced in speech after speech as the degenerate son of Ireland. Hap- pily in the end, as Saul's wrath, when at its worst, was appeased by the harp of David, the war of discord was drowned by the harmonious voice xiv Biographical Introduction. of Father Callinan, opportunely trolling i out a ditty, the closing rhymes of which celebrated, thus, the intertwining of the national emblems — Then let thy native shamrock shine in rays of triple gleaming, And Scotland's thistle round entwine, the rose betwixt them beaming. A couple of hours later than was intended the little impromptu orgie broke up to many a hearty hand-grip and cordial clinking of the stirrup cup among the revellers. Excited by argument and heated with potations, the youngsters, immediately upon their emerging into the open air to return to Clongowes, found themselves completely vanquished by the very coolness and freshness of the evening atmosphere. Confusedly, in a straggling way, they had barely accomplished the first mile of their return journey when their discomfiture was completed by the sudden outburst of an autumnal tempest of thunder and lightning, with rain in such overwhelming torrents that they were drenched to the skin within a few minutes from its commencement. This climax of calamity appears to have had its sobering influence upon two or three of the least youthful members of the little party, foremost among them, of course, the young Master of Rhetoric, now thoroughly awakened, at the eleventh hour and three-quarters, to a recognition of his responsibility. Mercifully, when affairs were at this supreme juncture, some Bog of Allen carmen opportunely came to the rescue, like so many dei ex machind, tramping by leading their cars, laden with black turf, on their way to Dublin. But for their providential interposition thus, in the very nick of time, the imminent probability is that the boys, ' ' much bemused with" potheen and half-drowned by thunder showers, must inevitably have scattered away in the darkness and before morning have succumbed. A costly bargain having beenmade, however, with the peat-gatherers, the drenched and stupefied urchins were bound with the car ropes on to the top of the turf-loads by the bogmen, the cavalcade, in this miserable plight, wending their way slowly towards their destination. Not until midnight was the outer gate of the College at length reached. Watchers were there on the look-out with lanterns. The whole estab- lishment was in trepidation. One after another, the unconscious way- farers were unbound from their al fresco peat beds and carried into the entrance hall of Clongowes. To the momentary horror of the Rector, upon counting their number up, one, it turned out, was missing, who was, however, eventually discovered in a state of collapse half-buried away in one of the peat-cars. Extricated from the superincumbent turf, to all appearance dead, he was, by order of the house- apothecary, plunged as quickly as possible into a hot bath, a bath so hot that upon his immersion, though he was restored to life, he was, as his brother collegian Sheehan has related, peeled, before the close of the next fortnight, from the nape of the neck to the tendon Achilles. The Rector of the College, Father Kenny, as could alone have been reasonably expected under the circum- stances, was profoundly indignant with every one concerned in what appeared to him so disgraceful a saturnalia, but most of all, of course, with the young master, who was especially in charge of the ill-fated cours- ing party. As the result of the incident, Mahony resigned his chair as Master of Rhetoric almost immediately after these occurrences, and before Christmas bade adieu to Clongowes on his return to the Continent. Biographical Introduction. xv Passing through Paris, Mahony went on for a while to the College of the Jesuits at Freiburg, whence, after a few months' hesitation as to the course he ought in prudence to pursue, he proceeded once more to Rome, there to settle down again among his old haunts, though not in his old quarters. During this, for him more or less anxious sojourn in the Eternal City, he continued, with exemplary regularity, to attend theological lectures for two years together, lodging the while out of college at his own expense. The opinion of the Jesuit Fathers was still resolutely opposed, not merely to the desire he persistently cherished of being enrolled in the Society, but to the ambition which, io spite of all obstacles, continued to possess him of being, at any rate as a secular, ordained to the priesthood. The declared ambition of his life was to become — Sacerdos. Whatever obstructions were placed in his path, and there were many, appeared only to strengthen his resolve that this one dominant desire of his nature, in spite of everything that could be said to the contrary, should be realized. Years afterwards he repented, when it was altogether too late, that, in this vital matter for him, he had set all reasoning at defiance. As he frankly acknowledged to Monsignor Rogerson, who had the happiness at the last of reconciling him to the Church of God and of administering to him the last sacraments, he himself was " determined to enter the Church, in spite of Jesuit opinion." Not merely of his own perfect free will, therefore, but literally by reason of his rooted self-willed persistence he was, for once and for all, signed on the forehead and the hands with the sacred chrism, and enrolled a priest for ever according to the order of Melchisedek. Dimissory letters to that end having been ob- tained from the Bishop of Cork, the Rev. Francis Mahony was ordained at Lucca, thenceforth standing before the world — Presbyter. It has been stated, in error, that not very long after his ordination to the Priesthood Father Mahony, in obedience to instructions from his bishop, the Right Rev. Dr. Murphy, not only joined the Cork Mission, but acted for a time as chaplain to one of the hospitals in his native city, in 1832, during the terrible cholera visitation. As a simple matter of fact he never in life returned to Cork after the date of his ordination. He frequently said mass both in France and in Italy, occasionally even officiating in London shortly after his first return in his priestly character to England. More than once he preached from the pulpit of the Spanish Ambassador's chapel near Manchester Square, and at intervals assisted in his parochial labours the well known Dr. Magee, who was facetiously dubbed about that period by O'Connell the Abbot of Westminster. All too soon, however, for his own happiness, because unhappily, of course, all too late for any possible rectification of his own grievous error of judgment in the matter, Mahony awakened to a recognition of the painful truth that his Jesuit preceptors had been right from the firsthand that in running counter to their earnest wishes and advice he had become a priest without any true vocation. Thenceforth, through nobody's fault but his own, he stood before the world, and before the Church until all but the very end, in a distinctly false position. There was something essentially unclerical in the mocking spirit with which he regarded the men and things, not actually consecrated to religion, that fell under his immediate observation. A scoffer at Christianity or a depreciator of Catholicism he constantly looked upon from first to last with abhorrence. xvi Biographical Introduction. Conscious at all times, in the midst of the incongruities of his after life, of the permanent effect of the anointing from which there was no possibility of escape — the sacred chrism leaving, as he knew, a mark that was abso- lutely indelible — he was keenly alive to, and always instantly resented, any semblance even, under any conceivable circumstances, of a slight put upon him, whether directly or indirectly, in his priestly character. Having once realized to the full that by nature, instinct, temperament, nay, by his whole idiosyncrasy, he was far more of the man of letters than of the ecclesiastic, his very sense of reverence constrained him first of all into relaxing and eventually into foregoing altogether the ques- tionable luxury of continuing to exercise his sacerdotal functions. His office he still loved to con. His breviary remained to the last his constant companion. It, and neither Horace nor Beranger, both of whom he knew pretty well by heart, he delighted to carry about with him in his pocket. Refraining, as has been said, out of his very sense of reverence, from venturing any longer within the sanctuary, there to offer up with his own hands at the altar the sacrifice of the mass, he drifted away little by little from the ordinary practices of religion. The Roman collar was doffed. The soutane was abandoned. A biretta never any longer pressed his broad temples : yet while these evidences of the priest were one after another stripped away, the presbyter-turned-man-of- letters still asserted himself in the semi-clerical costume he thenceforth adopted. A threadbare black it may be said was from that time forward his only wear, as indeed in some sort best became so scholarly a Bohemian. Dropping gradually out of further association with his brother ecclesiastics, he found entirely new and in some respects more congenial companions among the contributors to the magazines and newspapers with which he soon afterwards came to be connected. In the calm retrospect which can be taken, now, of his long completed career, it seems to have been a circumstance curiously illustrative of its, so to speak, slipshod, and haphazard character that while in the earlier half of his literary life he was hand-and-glove with the ultra-Conservatives when writing for Eraser's Magazine and Bentley's Miscellany, he was in its later moiety just as intimate with the ultra-Liberals when he was corre- sponding from Rome with the Daily News and from Paris with the Globe — addressing the latter under the guise of a sort of ^(Swear-bookworm, and the former under the nom de plume of the Benedictine Monk Don Jeremy Savonarola. Constitutionally arrogant and self-opinionated though he showed him- self to be throughout his whole life as a disputant, he nevertheless con- trived at all times to foregather, no less pleasurably for others than for him- self, with men of both the great political parties — his ready wit, combined with his ripe scholarship, not infrequently securing to him the maintenance of these amicable relations with antagonists whom his ferocity of attack must otherwise have utterly estranged. A perfect master of fence in argu- ment, he disdained to wear the wire mask himself, or the button on his foil. Cut and thrust, carte and tierce were of no interest whatever to him unless, in those fierce bouts of disputation in which he delighted, he, and of course his opponent in like manner, had each full privilege allowed, so to speak, of drawing blood ad libitum whenever the opportunity for so doing might present itself to either. Sharper things were then said and written than are now dreamt of in our social philosophy. Regina and Maga flung vitriol and wielded bludgeons while dispensing their criticisms. Lord Alvanley, looking into the cadaverous face of Samuel Rogers, could cynically raise the laugh in those days against his corpse-like friend, the poet-banker — not, we may be certain, as adding thereby another to his Pleasures of Memory — by observing interrogatively, "I say, Rogers, why don't you start your hearse ? you're rich enough ! " The amenities of life were not only fewer then than they are now-a-days, but were of a wholly different character. Indiarubber tyres, C springs, and wooden pavements being comparatively unknown, the ways of the world were less smooth and the torturing jolts more frequent. It happened by good fortune for Mahorry, at the very juncture when he was preparing to cj>en up a new path for himself in literature, that a monthly periodical was just at that time springing into celebrity in London, with fair promise of rivalling in vigour and originality its already famous senior by thirteen years, Blackwood of Edinburgh. This was Fraser's Magazine, for Town and Country, the initial number of which was pub- lished on the 1st of February, 1830. It had been but a little more than four years in existence when there was quietly enrolled one day upon its staff a new contributor, who immediately, upon his voice becoming audiblej was recognized by all as indeed an acquisition. The originator of the Magazine it may here, however, be first remarked was Hugh Fraser, its publisher being his brother James Fraser, and its standpoint in London 215, Regent Street. There, at regularly recurrent intervals, the contributors were in the habit of assembling convivially in symposium. Less than a twelvemonth after the new recruit had accepted the colours of Regina and the coin of enlistment, there was shadowed forth upon a varnished copper-plate, by the rapid movements of an etching-needle held in the hand of one Alfred Croquis — a young Irishman afterwards renowned in the world of art as Daniel Maclise, the Royal Academician — the reflection, as like as life, of one of these famous gatherings. "The Fraseriansy' to the number of seven-and-twenty, are there depicted, each of them with a marvellous verisimilitude. Two alone at this present writing are still survivors. The rest — a quarter of a hundred in all — have long since, one after another, gone over to the majority. The pair yet extant are the now veteran Carlyle and the then eminently handsome young novelist Harri- son Ainsworth. Glasses and decanters scattered about the fruit-laden board, Dr. Maginn, then Editor of Fraser, has just risen to give the toast of the evening. Upon either side of him, in the background, are the two name- less attendants — one, a Sydney Smith-like butler in the act of decanting an especial magnum of port, the other an assistant flunkey extracting with an all but audible cloop the cork from a fresh bottle. Coleridge, Thackeray, Lockhart, Southey, D'Orsay are among those present who are the most readily distinguishable. Immediately to the left of Maginn, as he stands there delicately resting the tips of his fingers on the table, are seated three clergymen — Edward Irving of the Unknown Tongues, Gleig the Army Chaplain, and between the two, shrewdly peering at you from under his eyebrows and over his spectacles, Frank Mahony. One who knew several of the Fraserian set, and among them Mahony, — I am alluding here to the late Charles Lewis Gruneisen, the accomplished musical critic, — speaks of them in a communication addressed by him to the xviii Biographical Introduction. Pall Mall Gazette on the 25th May, 1866, as having lived thirty-tvro years previously in a dangerous time, when club life was in its infancy. "The artistic and literary world, " he there writes, "congregated chiefly in the small hours, in strange places. The painter, the sculptor, the actor, the reviewer, the critic, the journalist, the barrister, the author, nay, even the divine, fraternized in coteries, either at Eastey's Hotel, the Widow s in Saint Martin's Lane, afterwards in Dean Street, Soho, the Coalhole, Offley's, the Eccentrics in May Buildings, the Piazza, the Bedford, and other localities familiar to the few survivors. The Irish and Scotch con- vivialists in their visits to London," he adds, "considered it to be a marked distinction to be admitted to these coteries, at a period when drinking habits were in the ascendant." Mahony's tutelary muse at this juncture might, hardly with extravagance, have been described as akin to the Fairy Philomel in Planche's charming extravaganza of " The Sleeping Beauty," of whom the late James Bland, that true King of Burlesque, used to exclaim — with an august clearing of the throat beforehand — " (Ahem !) — we've known her long. She likes a jug and sings a tidy song." According to Mr. Gruneisen's recollection, Father Prout's vivacity found vent in the nocturnal revels just now referred to, "and," the narrator goes on to remark in so many words, "he never had sufficient resolu- tion to shake off the convivial habits then acquired." It was about that time that among other extravagant freaks of scholarship indulged in by Father Prout and his companions, he, in association among others with Dr. Maginn, Percival Bankes, and John (familiarly Jack) Churchill, trans- lated, or, as Mahony always loved, by preferepce, to express it, upset into various dead and living languages the then ridiculously popular street song of "All Round my Hat I wear a Green Willow." As a philologist, as a wit, as a lyrist, as a master of persiflage, Frank Mahony stepped at once conspicuously to the front with his earliest con- tribution to Fraser's Magazine in the April of 1834. His communication there came to the readers of Regina as a distinct revelation. It introduced to their notice one who forthwith took his place permanently among the typical creations of our national literature. In setting forth what was entitled by him, with an air of delightful gravity, his " Apology for Lent," it, in the very act of recording his Death, Obsequies, and Elegy, made the public at large acquainted for the first time with Father Prout, whose Reliques thenceforth, month by month for a couple of years together, while they formed the chief attraction of Fraser, substantially built up for the writer himself an enduring reputation. According to a statement put forth on the 18th January, 1875, with all apparent seriousness, by Mr. Nicholas Mahony, Justice of the Peace of Blarney, in a letter addressed by him to the editor of the "Final Reliques," Father Prout was in some sense at least a real personage. He is there spoken of, at any rate, by the brother of the scholarly idealizer of his character who has thus given his name immortality, as an old clergyman who was intimate with the family of the Mahonys when they were children. This intimation it is especially worthy of note, however, is at once coupled with the acknow- ledgment that "the real Father Prout," as he is gravely called, " was only remarkable for his quiet simple manners!" Precisely. And upon an exactly Biographical Introduction. xix similar showing it might just as reasonably be argued that Bob Fagin, the boy who helped to paste the labels on the pots of blacking down at Hungerford Market when Charles Dickens- was for a while there, in his childhood, as " a little labouring hind " at Warren's manufactory, was the veritable germ of the infamous Jew in " Oliver Twist " who goaded Sikes on to the murder of Nancy, and who is himself given over in the end to the hangman's hands at Newgate as an accomplice of the malefactor. A scene and a designation may not improbably in this matter have been adopted for the nonce as suggestive of a theme by Frank Mahony ; but he it was who, by his very mode of adopting it, made that theme his own, and in the true Shaksperian sense as a creator imparted to it perennially in return a " local habitation and a name." The original Father Prout — original so far, that is, as the appellation and the venue are concerned — may, without doubt, have been, as indeed is stated on that very same page of the "Final Reliques," by another witness, Mr. James Murphy, from 1800 to 1830, in which latter year he died, parish priest, at Watergrasshill. But, for all this, the true Father Prout — the still living and breathing Father Prout of whom we read in the Reliques, and who there talks to us all in a voice that has long since become perfectly familiar — is no other than Mahony 's own innermost other self, not so much flesh of his flesh and bone of his bone, as, from his whole nature and genius, through brain and heart, hir> most intimate self-revelation. Guided to his right destiny when following in obedience to his first impulse the earliest conception formed by him of that delightful alter ego, one is tempted to say that Mahony by a happy instinct strolled from the Groves of Blarney to the Groves of Academe. Let who will turn the leaves, however cursorily, of those racy and indi- genous Reliques, he will for certain acquire a relish for them and a familiarity with them far more readily than he imagines. The potheen has not about it a tang more appetizing. The brogue is not more instantly suggestive of exhilaration. For, with a very literal truth, has he not himself hit off to a T his own highest faculty as a writer in those words of his already inscribed upon the fly-leaf of these collected " Works of Father Prout " as their most fitting motto ? — words in which the Reliques are described in the aptest possible way as " a new combination of the Teian lyre and the Irish bagpipe, of the Ionian dialect blending harmoniously with the Cork brogue, or, yet more tersely even, as " an Irish potato seasoned with Attic salt." Discoursing thus, ostensibly in the posthumous voice of the parish priest of Watergrasshill, but really in his own, he for twenty-four months together through Fraser's Magazine flung, abroad in lavish handfuls the largess of his accumulated wit and learning, scattering them about pell- mell, according to the whim of the moment, with reference to whatever subject-matter chanced to come uppermost. As a critic, there was but too often something scurrile in his acerbity. As a lyrist, his songs had for the most part a lilting swing that bore all before them. The personalities and nicknames with whiqh he pelted the motley throng of those who in any way excited his antipathy, must have bred ill blood enough at the time of their first publication, and read even now most offensively when the passion of the hour has long subsided. For "real larky fun," as James Hannay admirably expressed it in the North British Review, ' Father Prout's lucubrations are scarcely to be surpassed. Six years before he thus laughingly eulogized the Reliques, the same animated writer enlarged with gusto in the Universal Review upon their general excellence as "a piquant mixture of toryism, classicism, sarcasm, and punch." Evidencing therein, as Mahony did, in a hundred whimsical ways, that he knew Latin quite as well as either Erasmus or Buchanan ; he showed his love for the classics, as Hannay deliriously put it, "as a father shows his love for his children — by play- ing with them." While doing this, moreover, he may be said, through the medium of his gravefaced imputations of plagiarism, to have invented a system of intellectual torture until then undreamt of, the poignant operation of which he, besides, in a manner perfected through his cruelly ingenious method of applying it by preference to the genus irritabile. And if, according to Lord Brougham's scathing phrase, Lord Campbell could be said to have added a new pang to the agonies of death by threatening to become his biographer — a threat eventually realized in the shape of a supplementary volume to the " Lives of the Lord Chancellors"— Father Prout might with equal truth have been said by Moore to have added a new pang to the agonies of living by the triumphant skill with which he affected to demonstrate that the "Irish Melodies," so far from being in any way original effusions, were many of them no better than sly borrowings by translation from the Greek, the Latin, or the French ! The Greek of an unnamed disciple of Anacreon, the Latin of Prout himself, ipsissima verba, the French of the ill-starred Marquis Cinq-Mars ! Who that has ever dipped into the "Rogueries" can be blind to the verisimilitude of the Padre's shadowing forth there in classic verse, at one and the same time of the Nora Creina of Moore, and of the Julia of Prout's fellow-cleric of the Hesperides, Robert Herrick ? Who cannot see that Mahony bore equally in mind Moore's rapturous ejaculation, " O my Nora's gown for me, That floats as wild as mountain breezes, Leaving every beauty free To sink or swell as Heaven pleases ;" and with it Herrick's ecstatic allusion to what he terms " the liquefaction of her [Julia's] clothes, " where he exclaims, in regard to their " — - brave vibrations each way free, O how their glittering taketh me ! " i when, in the good Father's blending of his recollection of the two in his harmonious numbers, he added a perfecting charm to each in his — "Norse tunicam praeferres, Flante zephyro volantem ; Oculis et raptis en-es Contemplando ambulantem?" Mahony was just thirty years of age when he assumed his place — a fore- most one from the very first by right of his wit and learning — among the select band of the contributors to Eraser's Magazine. His earliest paper there, the first of the four-and-twenty making up the aggregate after the lapse of a little more than two years of the now famous Reliques, made its appearance, as already observed, in the number of Regina for April, 1834. It introduced the reader at once to a new and delightful personality, thenceforth perennially existent in the familiar dreamland of English literature— that of the Reverend Father Andrew Prout, Parish Priest Biographical Introduction. xxi of Watergrasshill. Its sequel, a month later on, gave, parenthetically, as it might be said, vouchers to the more incredulous for his having actually existed in the flesh, by referring to his executors, Father Magrath the elegiac poet, and Father Mat Horrogan, P.P. of the neighbouring village of Blarney. The initial paper, under the guise of "An Apology for Lent," not only revealed to all comers in an off- hand way the menace of the good Father of Watergrasshill, but enabled them to realize with a relish his taste both for creature comforts and for classical scholarship. The May number, which in its turn was entitled " A Plea for Pilgrimages," rendered them besides for once and for all intimate with his immediate pastoral surroundings, while it familiarized them with much that was odd and with more that was attractive in his compan- ions, his visitors, and his conversation. Then, moreover, was made clear to the comprehension of all, the abounding vivacity with which Mahony revelled in his mastery over both the ancient and modem languages. The earliest testimony afforded by him of his holding thus completely under his command not only the resources of the two great classic tongues, but of Norman-French as well, was his turning, as by a very tour de force, Millikin's roystering celebration of "The Groves of Blarney " into a triple polyglot — " Blarneum Nemus," "H 'TAi; BKapvutri, and ' ' Le Bois de Blarnaye. " Appended to these at the time was the fragment of a version of the same ditty in Celtic, which purported to have been copied from an antique manuscript preserved in the King's. Library at Copen- hagen ; an Italian version, ' ' I Boschi di Blarnea, " being set forth by Mahony upwards of a quarter of a century afterwards as having been sung by Garibaldi on trie 25th May, 1859, among the woods near Lake Como — Italic, Celtic, Gallic, Doric, Vulgate, each serio-comically purporting to be the veritable prototype of the merely reputed original, the Corcagian ! "Father Prout's Carousal," as reported in the third instalment of the Reliques, which was published in the Juns number of Fraser, was taken rather gravely to heart, as it happened, among the population of Cork by reason of the liberal use made therein of the names of some of its leading inhabitants. George Knapp, Dick Dowden, Jack Bellew, Dan Corbet, Bob Olden, and Friar O'Meara, were but the chorus, however, attendant upon Sir Walter Scott, the illustrious guest of the incumbent of Water- grasshill. As to the bandying of grotesque fun and erudite sarcasms between Scott and Prout in this paper, it may be regarded as reaching its climax where Sir Walter, in answer to the Padre's bantering inquiry as to whether he is any relation of that ornament of the Franciscan order, the great irrefragable doctor, Duns Scotus, replies, " No, I have not that honour ;" adding at once, however, slyly, "but I have read what Erasmus says of certain of your fraternity, in a dialogue between himself and the Echo : (Erasmus loquitur). ' Quid est sacerdotium ? (Echo respondit). Otium ! ' — Prout at once turning the gibe aside with the laughing rejoinder, "That reminds me of Lardner's idea of 'otium cum dignitate,' which he purposes to read thus — otium cum diggiri 'taties !" In the course of the "Carousal" occurs the Padre's noble version in Latin of Campbell's ' ' Hohenlinden, " the ringing sapphics of his "Prselium apud Hohenlinden " not unworthily echo- xxii Biographical Introduction. ing the heroic original. There also he gave the first cruel foretaste of his more highly elaborated onslaught, two months later, upon Moore, when he adduced, with the matchless effrontery of his persiflage, what he coolly announced as the Latin original of " Let Erin remember the days of old, beginning ' " O ! utinam sanos mea Ierna recogitet annos ! " It was in the fourth of the Prout papers, which appeared in the July number of Regina, that Mahony, indulging in the same eccentric pastime, imputed to Byron the like delinquency of plagiarism, pretending to have discovered the source of the famous apostrophe to Kirke White, familiar to the readers of " English Bards and Scotch Reviewers," in the dainty verses of a purely imaginary young French poet, hight Chenedolle. A score of equally brilliant, bizarre, fantastic, and hilarious contributions from the hand of Frank Mahony followed these in rapid and almost un- broken succession through the double-columned pages of Regina, until, in 1836, the whole were collected together in two volumes for separate publi- cation as " Father Prout's Reliques." Maclise — who had been all the while embellishing Fraser month after month with a series of wonderfully etched portraits of the literary celebrities of that generation — to three of which, by the way, those of Henry O'Brien, L. E. L. , and Beranger, Mahony himself furnished the letterpress accompaniment — enhanced the interest and attraction of the reissued Reliques by interspersing them with a number of eminently characteristic illustrations. Eighteen in number, these em- bellishments were announced on the new title-page, under the artist's then pseudonym, as from the pencil of Alfred Croquis, while the Reliques themselves were said to be collected and arranged by Oliver Yorke, a nom de plume generally usable among the Fraserians, as though, like Legion, it had been a noun of multitude signifying many. It can hardly be regarded indeed as having been applicable in any distinctive manner to the Editor of Fraser himself, Dr. William Maginn's assumed name being unmistakably Sir Morgan O'Dogherty, as Father Prout was that of Francis Mahony. Before continuing this record of the few and slight incidents which mark the career of the author of the Reliques, let it be said here at once that incomparably the finest of them all is, without doubt, the sixth, in which Mahony pays his tribute of respect and gratitude to his Jesuit instructors. "Literature and the Jesuits " is the title of it ; and it is from the celebration of the apiary in the "Georgics" that Mahony has aptly selected his motto — "Alii spem gentis adultos Educunt foetus : alii purissima raella Stipant, et Iiquido distendunt nectare cellas." His theme was suggested to him by the then recent massacre of fourteen Jesuits in the College of St. Isidore at Madrid. Referring at the outset of his paper to that atrocity, he is inclined to think, as he protests with cutting irony, that, with all due respect to Dr. Southey, the Poet Laureate, Roderick was not by any means the Last of the Goths in the Iberian peninsula. It is characteristic of him that, even against himself, in the midst of his emotional enthusiasm in the cause of his old masters in literature, he cannot help cynically hinting a suspicion Biographical Introduction. xxiii that he has a. sort of "drop serene" in his eye, seeing that he only, as he expresses it, winks at the rogueries of the Jesuits — never reddening for them the gridiron on which he gently roasts Moore and JLardner. Incidentally in a casual sentence he lays down a proposition which, looked back to now, seems like the foreshadowing of the noble master- piece produced years afterwards by the Count de Montalembert, " Les Moines de l'Occident : " " There is not, perhaps a more instructive and interesting subject of inquiry in the history of the human mind than the origin, progress, and workings of what are called monastic institutions." He enumerates with exultation, among a throng of other illustrious pupils of the great Society, Descartes, Torricelli, Tasso, Bossuet, Corneille, Moliere, Fontenelle, Bellarmine, Cornelius a Lapide, Bourdaloue. In the vindication of them as undoubted benefactors to their fellow-creatures, physically no less than intellectually, he recalls to mind the celebrity achieved by their beneficent medicaments, asking, for himself, who has not heard of Jesuits' bark, Jesuits' drops, Jesuits' powders ? and, with Viigil-r- " Quae regio in terns nostri non plena laboris ?" Grandly he sings, there, too, in his own voice, though nominally in that of an old schoolfellow of Prout's, who died in 1754, as a Jesuit Missionary in Cochin China, the noble Latin ode in which he commemorates the Vigil and Triumphs of the great founder of the Order, Ignatius Loyola — " Tellus gigantis sentit itur ; simul Idola nutant, fana ruunt, micat Christi triumphantis trophceum, Crux que novos numerat clientes," Persecuted from generation to generation ; ruthlessly expelled from Venice ; twice (it may be said now, thrice) driven ignominiously from France, where, thrust out of the door, they returned through the window ; executed by the dozen, here, in England ; encountering stripes, perils, and incarcerations as numerous as those of St. Paul, in Poland, Germany, Portugal and Hungary — the Society's march through Europe for two centuries together, Mahony finely declares to be alone comparable in heroic endurance with the retreat of the ten thousand Greeks under Xenophon. As for himself, he protests that he owes everything to their guidance, finding only in the words of Tully any adequate expression for his gratitude — " Si quid est in me ingenii, judices (et sentio quam sit exiguum), si quae exercitatio ab optimarum artium dis- ciplinis profecta, earum rerum fructum, sibi, suo jure, debent repetere." It is after this sustained and strenuous avowal of his sense of obligation to the Society of Jesus that, as if yielding himself up at once to the irre- pressible resilience of his nature as a satiric humorist, he evidently enough for the sheer relief of unbending after so much unwonted serious- ness, upsets into English verse the extravagant drollery of the Jesuit Gresset s comic poem "Vert- Vert," the Parrot who, although he can sing of him one while in the days of his original innocence, " Green were his feathers, green his pinions, And greener still were his opinions," alternates, to the delight and terror of the Ursuline community of whom he was the boast, between the saintly and the satanic. xxiv Biographical Introduction. Having unburdened his mind thus in Fraser between 1834 and 1836 of a good deal of the miscellaneous load of familiar humour and out-of-the- way learning that nevertheless, even when most thickly accumulated there, always sat so lightly upon it, Mahony, at the very dawn of 1837, began poking his fun anew at the public through an entirely fresh channel — that, namely, which was opened up to him by Dickens, then at the very outset of his career, when, having just completed ' ' Pickwick, " and dropped the mask of " Boz," he inaugurated under his editorship a new monthly venture for the million, under the title of Bentley's Miscellany. The very first page of the new periodical was Prout's, dated Watergrasshill, Kal. Januarii, entitled No. I of " Our Songs of the Month. " It was an effervescent lyrical'draught from, or anent, the Bottle of St. Januarius. Exactly a year afterwards, in the January number of Bentley for 1838, another and somewhat longer lyrical effusion from the same pen appeared in the form of "A Poetical Epistle from Father Prout to Boz," under date Genoa, the 14th of Decem- ber, 1837. Intermediately between these two contributions, Mahony had been pouring out his rhymed drolleries abundantly enough, though for the most part in a very fragmentary way, in the Miscellany, to the number of seventeen or eighteen. Four of these were scattered, like the sugar-plums from an exploded bonbon -cracker, in different parts of the initial number of Bentley, Teddy O'Dryscull, the Schoolmaster of Watergrasshill being ostensibly, in the instance of three of them, the intermediary for their trans- mission. Again, in the Miscellany, the charge of plagiarism was demurely cast in the teeth of dead and living celebrities by this most incorrigible of larking scholiasts — Lover's Molly Carew, "Och hone! Oh! what will I do? " reappearing as " Heu ! Heu ! me tedet, me piget o ! " while Tom Hudson's Barney Brallaghan came forth anew, robed in the classic toga, under the title of "The Sabine Farmer's Serenade," with its irresistible refrain thus whimsically imitated — " Semel tantum die eris nostra Lalage ; Ne recuses sic, dulcis Julia Callage"." Before the close of his connection as a regular contributor with Bentley's Mis- cellany, Mahony had at length forsaken the haunts to which he had latterly become accustomed in London, particularly towards the small hours of the morning, and had wandered back through Paris into Italy. Thence, being in no way tethered, either by home ties or clerical responsibilities, he went for two or three years together further afield than he had hitherto ever dreamt of venturing. His movements, which were discursive, carried him gradually and in a wholly unpremeditated way through Hungary, through Asia Minor, through Greece and Egypt, until in 1841 the observant nomad re- turning to the South of France, paused a while there, to all appearance solely for rest and reflection. Before setting out on these peregrinations he had, in 1837, passed through the press in London, with notes and illus- trations, a little duodecimo, entitled "La Boullaye le Gouz in Ireland." By the time his wanderings eastward were completed he settled down into what came to be thenceforth his confirmed character — that of a bookish scholarly fi&neur, loitering through life by preference in continental cities'; with quips and cranks galore for every one he encountered ; gladdened by the chance, whenever he was lucky enough to stumble across one, of fore- gathering with an old friend from whom he had long drifted apart and Biographical Introduction. xxv from this time forward until the very end giving up his pen exclusively to the rough and ready labours of the journalist. Twice in this capacity he discharged for a lengthened period, first for two years at Rome, and afterwards for eight years together at Paris — these being in fact the last years of his life — the responsible duties of a Special Correspondent. As the Roman Correspondent of the Daily News in 1846 and 1847, he had the privilege of describing the end of the Pontificate of Gregory the Sixteenth and the commencement of the wonderful reign of Pope Pius the Ninth. . He it was who, shortly after the accession of Giovanni Mastai Ferretti to the chair of the Fisherman, said so finely in his regard, in the words of the Gospel — Fuit homo missus a Deo cut notnen erat Joannes. In carry- ing on this Roman correspondence from day to day Mahony wrote no longer like the Prout of Fraser in a conservative sense but, on the contrary, as an advanced Liberal. Immediately his communications were brought to a conclusion they were collected together as a separate and substantive publication — his title-page running thus : — "Facts and Figures from Italy, by Don Jeremy Savonarola, Benedictine Monk. Addressed during the last two Winters to Charles Dickens, Esq., being an Appendix to his ' Pictures.' " His introduction to the work, which affected to give an autobiographical account of himself as this supposititious monk of St. Benedict, and 6f his supposed birthplace, Sardinia, amounted in reality to a bitter and caustic satire, the veil thrown over which was only too transparent. John Taureau, Tomaso il Moro, Mac(chiav)Hello, Archbishop of Vestrum, Dandelione, Consternatum Hall, and the like, so flagrantly indicated their application, that they were almost tantamount to printing the real names they signified in italics. Mahony's antipathy to O Connell, it must be said in honest truth, bore about it no more distinct characteristic than that of malignity. Nothing less than malignity, it will be evident, dictated every syllable of Don Jeremy's revolting lyric entitled "The Lay of Lazarus," or hinted with such gusto at the notion of the rats clearing off with the heart of the Liberator, after the depositing of that relic overnight in the ponderous catafalque. Consistent at least to the very last, in his ungrateful deprecia- tion of the archchampion and victor of Catholic Emancipation, was the sometime usher of Clongowes, later on Father Prout, later on yet, Don Jeremy Savonarola. A wanderer by choice for years upon the European continent, a cosmo- politan ingrained, Mahony, it has been well said by one of his younger friends, Mr. Blanchard Jerrold, while he was at home in many places — on the banks of the Tiber, the Seine, the Arno, and the Thames — was most at home in London. Yet for all that he settled down at length en perma- nence in dear, delightful Paris—" Paris pleine d'or et de misere." Occa- sionally, even then, but only at very rare intervals indeed, he wrote for the magazines. In i860, for example, he contributed to the Cornhill his ' ' Inaugural Ode to the Author of ' Vanity Fair ' " — that dear friend of the old Fraser days whom he could never praise too highly. Otherwise Mahony's writing during the last eight years of his life was given up exclusively to the Globe in his capacity as its regular Paris Correspondent. Kis letters there were often brief, and always both desultory and intermittent. His reader, however, sat down to them invariably as a gourmand might sit down to a dish of ripe walnuts, with a favourite bottle of madeira at his elbow, to crack, and peel, and munch them with a relish — et cum grano \ xxvi Biographical Introduction. salts. His residence down to the very last during these years was in the entresol of one of those huge Parisian hotels in which he so much delighted. It was situated in the Rue des Moulins, a thoroughfare running out of the Rue Neuve des Petits Champs, or, as Thackeray facetiously preferred to call it in plain English, the New Street of the Little Fields. There the old scholiast, striking at last, so to speak, his nomadic tent, settled down permanently in bohemian seclusion. There, at odd intervals, according to the spur of the moment, he jotted down those alternately whimsical and recondite commentaries on passing events which went to the making up of his daily newsletter. During the first half-dozen of the " 'sixties," his was a familiar figure enough to some, at least, of the habitue's of the streets of Paris. Wherever encountered — whether dropping in fitfully at Galignani's newsroom, or sipping his brandy-and-water in solitary state at some favourite cate, or mooning, half dreamily, half observantly, along either a gaslit or a sunlit boulevard — he was scarcely to be passed unnoticed even by a stranger. As characteristic a glimpse of Father Prout in his Parisian days as any I know of is that afforded through the loophole of the third chapter of the ' ' Final Reliques, " where he is described as one of those voluntary exiles to the banks of the Seine, who were as much integral parts of its fair Lutetia as Murger, Musset, Privat d'Anglemont, Mery, the great Theo, Lespes, Monselet, Dr. Veron, and a host of other strollers. At that time, quoth Mr. Blanchard Jerrold, "it was difficult to meet Father Prout. He was an odd, uncomfortable, uncertain man. His moods changed like April skies. Light little thoughts were busy in his brain, lively and frisk- ing as ' troutlets in a pool.' He was impatient of interruption, and shambled forward talking in an undertone to himself, with now and then a bubble or two of laughter, or one short sharp laugh almost a bark, like that of the marksman when the arrow quivers in the bull's-eye. He would pass you with a nod that meant, ' Hold off— not to-day ! ' You had been with him in his entresol of the Rue des Moulins over night, and had been dismissed in the small hours when he had had gossiping enough. You had been charmed with the range of his scholarship, the ease and raciness of his wit, by the masterly skill with which he handled his literary tools, and the shades of the best of all good company whom he could summon before you in anecdotes which almost brought their breath again upon the cheek. To-day he is gathered up closely within himself, and is holding company in solitude. He was very impatient if any injudicious friend or a passing acquaintance (who took him to be usually as accessible as any fl&neur on the macadam) thrust himself forward and would have his hand and agree with him that it was a fine day, but would possibly rain shortly. A sharp answer, and an unceremonious plunge forward without bow or good-day, would put an end to the interruption. Of course the Father was called a bear by ceremonious shallow-pates, who could not see there was something extra in the little man talking to himself and shuffling, with his hands behind him, through the fines fieurs and grandes dames of the Italian Boulevard. There were boobies of his cloth, moreover, who called him a bore. He was forgetful at times of the biensiances, it seems, which regulate the use of scissors and paste. He made ill-timed visits. He was unmindful of the approach of ' the hour of going to press.' He lingered over the paper when a neighbour was waiting for it, while he travelled far Biographical Introduction. xxvii off amid the vast stores of his memory, seeking to clothe some fact or truth of to-day in the splendour of a classic phrase or in some quaint old Jesuit dress. When his brain was full-flowing to his tongue, he would keep you under a tropical sun by the Luxor obelisk, and tell you when he first knew Paris, and how he saw the scaffoldings of the Rue Royale, and what historic pageants he had watched progressing inwards and outwards by the Tuileries. Apposite anecdote, queer figure, sounding phrase cover- ing wretched littleness, lace coats over muddy petty hearts : Monsieur de Talleyrand, Beranger's de, everybody's de, Louis Philippe and his mess, the poet-president and then the nephew of somebody who lives to rule the roast — better roast, too, than Monsieur Chose got by contract for his guests — ha ! ha ! the Father laughed, unmindful of the heat — and he gossiped on. Louis Philippe as Ulysses ! as Leech could draw him, with bottle- nose, a cotton umbrella under his arm, and a market-basket in his hand, going out for the Sunday dinner. The store of recollection would gape wide, and it would end with this, ' You've nothing to do for an hour, have a cigar.'" Lightly touched in though this silhouette is, it is surely a speaking likeness of the man whom, as Mgr. Rogerson reminds me, Vis- count Palmerston, Lord John Russell, and others of the Whig party used to look up as something to be seen in Paris and encouraged in politics. Stooping his short and spare but thick-set figure as he walked, wearing his ill-brushed hat upon the extreme back of his head, clothed in the slovenliest way in a semi-clerical dress of the shabbiest character, he saun- tered by, with his right arm habitually clasped behind him in his left hand — altogether presenting to view so distinctly the appearance of a member of one of the mendicant orders, that upon one occasion, in the Rue de Rivoli, an intimate friend of his found it impossible to resist the impulse of slipping a sou into the open palm of his right hand, with the apologetic remark, ' ' You do look so like a beggar ! " Apart, however, from his threadbare garb and shambling gait, there were personal traits of character about him which caught the attention almost at a glance, and piqued the curiosity of even the least observant wayfarer. The " roguish Hibernian mouth," noted in his regard by Mr. Gruneisen, and the grey piercing eyes, that looked up at you so keenly over his spectacles, Won your interest in him even upon a first introduction. From the mocking lip soon afterwards, if you fell into conversation with him, came the " loud snappish laugh," with which, as Mr. Blanchard Jerrold remarks, the Father so frequently evi- denced his appreciation of a casual witticism — uproarious fits of merri- ment signalizing at other moments one of his own ironical successes, outbursts of fun, followed during his later years by the racking cough with which he was too often then tormented. His " pipes," as he called the bronchial tubes, he mistakenly regarded as the only weak point in his con- stitution, his physical strength having been mainly worn down at last by diabetes. That disease, in the midst of a complication of maladies and infirmities, first indicated its undermining influence by the excessive depression it superinduced in his naturally hilarious temperament. Leading in his domestic character the life of a recluse, he had only too obviously ample opportunity for solitary reflection. Ordained to the priesthood, consecrated to the service of God by the sacred chrism, not only, as has been seen, h«d he ceased for years to exercise his sacerdotal faculties, but he had even drifted away altogether, as already remarked, from the ordinary prac- xxviii Biographical Introduction. - , - | - tices of religion. It must be understood at once, however, and ought, in justice to his memory, to be here stated as emphatically as words can in any way express it, that — contrary to a belief in his regard still unhappily very prevalent — he never was suspended ! More than this, no shadow of a charge was ever directed against him of having, at any time, either directly or indirectly, denied his Faith. He was never, it should be added, besides, in any way seriously taken to task, either by the Holy See, or by his immediate ecclesiastical superiors. More than this, the fact is upon record, that the Tablet, having once incidentally referred to him as "a suspended priest," was summarily challenged by him to prove its assertion in a court of justice, Mahony laying his damages at ^2,000, and the result being that an apology was instantly offered and the charge unconditionally withdrawn. About six weeks before Mahony's demise, the illness from which he had for a considerable interval been more or less constantly suffering assumed an unmistakably menacing character. He did then what he had done three years previously when attacked by severe indisposition — he sent round to St. Roch, his parish church, for the Abbe Rogerson. Thence- forth, day after day, the latter was sedulously in attendance upon him in his apartment. The spiritual adviser of the lonely wit became his friend, his guide, his consoler. It is from the testimony of this venerated priest, better known now as Monsignor Rogerson, that the facts are derived which are here, for the first time in print, about to be enumerated. Desirous as I naturally was, immediately upon my having undertaken to become Mahony's biographer, to state only in his regard what was abso- lutely authentic, but more particularly with reference to the incidents attendant upon his deathbed, I turned instinctively, as a matter of course, for the desired information to Mgr. Rogerson, my application to whom, it is but the simplest justice to say, was responded to with the most instant and gracious cordiality. Whatever materials Mgr. Rogerson had at his command that were in any way likely to be serviceable to me, he placed entirely at my discretion. The characteristic portrait, for example, which forms the frontispiece to the present volume he has enabled me to have engraved from the latest photograph of Mahony — that executed by Weyler, of 45 in the Rue Lafitte : the very copy having been generously confided to me for that purpose which was the sitter's last souvenir to his deathbed confessor. Thanks to a similar kindness again, the very auto- graph which will be found inscribed underneath that likeness has been fac- similed from one of the very last and one of the most confidential letters addressed to Mgr. Rogerson by the author of the Reliques. During the closing six weeks of Mahony's existence, within which interval, as has been said, he was brought day after day into intimate acquaintance with Mgr. Rogerson, their usual hour of meeting was late in the afternoon. Ordinarily the former's diurnal letter to the Globe had by that time been com- pleted, Father Prout's special correspondence with that journal, by the way, being continued up to within a fortnight of the actual date of his decease. Upon one of these occasions, however, he had not quite finished his com- munication. Hence, upon the Abbi showing himself at the door, which generally stood open, Mahony called out with some asperity, "I'm busy." " All right," was the reply " and not very civil to-day. That same evening a line written with a black-lead pencil on his card was sent round to his Biographical Introduction. xxix confessor — zoologically apologetic — thus : "If you will poke up a bear in his hours of digestion, you must expect him to growl. " Hereupon, Mgr. Rogerson remarks, that, although Mahony was undoubtedly by nature testy and abrupt, he evidently, in his regard, restrained his impetuosity, as a rule receiving him as a priest who had a duty to perform. The exception just instanced he conceives to have betokened unmistakably the self-con- quest which had already commenced. Another slight ebullition of temper is also mentioned as having occurred at one of their earlier conferences. Upon the occasion referred to, the Abbe had thrown out, it appears, the suggestion that Mahony should resort for purposes of especial devotion to Notre Dame des Victoires, urging as its peculiar privilege, that that sanctuary was the seat of the great archconfratemity for the conversion of sinners, as well as a place of holy pilgrimage sought by people of all classes when weighed down by any particular anguish or solicitude, adding that at such times it was visited, among others, by the Empress Eugenie. Upon this Mahony, who had listened sullenly to these remarks, kindling into a poetic flame, exclaimed abruptly, " Don't talk to me of localizing devotion. God is to be met with in all places. The canopy of heaven is the roof of his temple : its walls are not our horizon," and so on. Seeing clearly that he was in for a strenuous remonstrance, and realizing at once the importance of asserting his own position in his regard, Mgr. Rbgetstm, interrupting him, mildly observed, " Excuse me, I am speaking to you under the impression that you are a Catholic wishful to resume his duty. Byron has given us his rhapsodies in some such fashion as this. Pray let me speak as a priest and as a believer. If you find me limited and illiberal seek some one else." Having from the very outset been under the appre- hension that he would in his intercourse with Mahony have to encounter impatience of control and pride of intellect, Mgr. Rogerson deemed it advisable, he says, at once to claim his position unhesitatingly, as here described. In so doing it may be remarked at once that he succeeded effectually. Mahony never repeated his assault, but on the contrary remained to the last docile and tractable. Here, for example, is one of the little epistolary indications he gave at this period of his having become thoroughly amenable. Dating his note simply "6 o'clock — evening," he writes as follows with reference to his intended general confession : — " Dear and Reverend Friend, " I am utterly unfit to accomplish the desired object this evening, having felt a giddiness of head all the afternoon, and am now compelled to seek sleep. It is my dearest wish to make a beginning of this merciful work, but complete prostration of mind renders it unattainable just now. I will call in the morning and arrange for seeing you. Do pray for your "penitent, F. Mahokv." Mgr. Rogerson remembers also perfectly well, as he tells me, having been influenced in his determination to take this resolute stand with Mahony, by reason of his having been some time previously struck by the remark of an Irish dignitary, who, when conversing with another bishop on the subject of Father Prout, said in the Abba's hearing, "I should fear him even dying ! " the reply of the prelate thus addressed being, "I should covet no greater grace than to see poor Frank prepared to die well." When listen- xxx Biographical Introduction. ing to those words the Abbe Rogerson little expected, as he says, that his was to be the privilege and his the responsibility. The event actually came to pass, however, on the evening of Friday, the 18th of May, i860, at Mahony's apartment in the entresol of No. 19 in the Rue des Moulins, and it did so, as will be seen at once, under circumstances of great conso- lation both to penitent and confessor. Their conversations for half a dozen weeks together, though generally brief and business-like, had been often prolonged, extending at those times into details of Father Prout's past history and reminiscences. Repeatedly during the course of them, ejaculations like the following would start in anguish from his lips : — " But I ought never to have been a priest ! " "I had no vocation ! or exclamations of a similar character. As already explained, the Jesuit Fathers, before it was yet too late, had striven in vain to impress upon him, betimes, the same conviction. Their proverbial powers of penetration had, as Mgr. Rogerson conjectures, enabled them even then to detect what was invisible to Mahony himself, namely, a prepon- derating excess of will and unusual intellectual endowments, together with a ready armoury of dangerous wit and satire. Notwithstanding his general recklessness when treating of Churchmen and Church matters, it is especially noticeable in his regard that he never once allowed either his tongue or his pen to give expression, with reference to his old masters, to any of those denun- ciations of the great Order, so much in aGcord with the popular prejudices. Mahony's remorseful sense of having obtruded himself into the Church was; it may here be remarked; embodied by him in a document which the Abbe Rogerson presented on his behalf to Rome when first he sought his aid towards reconciling him to the Church of God. This was in 1863, when, through the archbishop's office in Paris, permission was obtained for him "to retire for ever," as he expressed it, "from the sanctuary," and to resort thenceforth to lay communion. Simultaneously he received a dis- pensation enabling him, in consideration of his failing eyesight and his advancing age, to substitute the rosary or the penitential psalms for his daily office in the Breviary. Mahony, it is worthy of note, drew up this petition himself at the Abbe Rogerson's suggestion, both its completeness and its latinity being so remarkable that the Roman ecclesiastical lawyer who charged himself with it volunteered to the Abbi an expression at once of his surprise and his admiration. Commenting upon this same document Mgr. Rogerson himself remarks, that whilst Mahony's published specimens of classical and canine Latin are no doubt the wonder and amuse- ment of scholars, his taking up his pen, as he did in this instance, after years of disuse, and in a couple of hours throwing off an ecclesiastical paper full of technical details and phraseology, was, to say the least of it, very remarkable. Already, at the period here immediately referred to, that is three years prior to the end, the Abbe had the happiness of restor- ing his penitent to practical life in the Church, though, greatly to the inter- mediary's regret, only in the degree of lay communion. To two alone of Father Prout's friends was this fact communicated — one of these two being bound to him by ties of affection from their early youth, when they were fellow-novices at Acheul, meaning the good Pere Lefevre, 'while the other was the late saintly Bishop Grant of Southwark, .who had never, at any time evidenced towards Mahony anything like estrangement. It was the last-mentioned, by the way, who, in 1848, during Don Jeremy Savona- , Biographical Introduction. xxxi rola's residence in Rome as the Daily News' Correspondent, "drew him, in his. own sweet winning way," as Mgr; Rogerson expresses it, once more within the sanctuary, Father Mahony then for the last time venturing to offer up the Holy sacrifice. Matty years afterwards the two met by accident one day in Paris, at the comer where the Rue de Rivoli turns into the Rue Castiglione. The Bishop, stopping abruptly in front of Father Prout, claimed him upon the instant as an old friend, calling him delight- edly by his real name, and at once walked off with him arm-in-arm with every evidence of affectionate cordiality. Referring with manifest pleasure at the time to this incident, Mahony in 1863 requested the Abbe Rogerson to communicate to Bishop Grant and to the Pere Lefevre, and to those two intimates alone, the fact of his reconciliation. When, towards the close of April, and yet more plainly at the beginning of May, 1866, Mahony's last malady gave unmistakable evidence of its alarming character, the Abbe Rogerson, finding that his penitent took to his bed at length without reluctance (he who had always hitherto striven har9 toreceive his friends in his accustomed corner), directed his utmost efforts to the completion of his work by the administration of the last sacraments. Immediately prior to Father Prout's actually taking to his deathbed, upon the last occasion, that is, of the Abbe's finding him yet "up," he was huddled in his arm-chair, scantily clad, and eagerly expectant ! Mgr. Rogerson's own words shall be here given : — " Thanking me for my patient and persevering attention to him during his sickness, he asked pardon of me and of the whole world for offences committed against God and to the prejudice of his neighbour, and then sinking down in front of me, with his face buried in his two hands and resting them on my knees, he received from me with convulsive sobs the words of absolution. His genial Irish heart was full to overflowing with gratitude to God as a fountain released at this moment, and the sunshine of his early goodness had dispelled the darkness of his after life, and he was as » child wearied and worn out after a day's wanderings, when it had been lost and was found, when it had hungered and was fed again. I raised him up, took him in my arms and laid him on his bed as I would have treated such a little wanderer of a child, and left him without leavetaking on his part, for his heart was too full for words. " After this he never attempted to quit his bed, or desired to see any one. At the Abbe Rogerson's suggestion, however, he consented to see his fellow-novice of the old days, the Pere Lefevre, his parting with whom is described as wonderfully touching. The old college intimate, addressing him by his once familiar name as a novice, " Sylvestre, " embraced him with an effusion of tenderness, and gave him rendezvous in eternity ! Two days afterwards he received extreme unction at the hands of the Abbe Rogerson. The latter had been desirous, it is true, of giving this sacrament to him earlier, Mahony himself, however, entreating at the time to be allowed to give the signal himself when he should feel prepared for its administration. Immediately upon his confessor's appearance at his bedside, on the very next morning, he uttered significantly the two words "Holy Oils," upon hearing which the Abbe Rogerson lost no time in summoning his assistants, and with the aid of the Abbe Chartrain gave the solemn anointing. The last sacred rites having been completed, the end was seen to be rapidly approaching. No articulate syllable from that moment passed his lips, and at about half-past nine o'clock on the evening xxxii Biographical Introduction. of Friday, the 18th May, 1866, he tranquilly expired in the presence of his sister, Mrs. Woodlock, and of his friend and confessor, the Abb£ Rogerson. "We could detect," says the latter, "the approach of the final moment, and continued through the beautiful prayers for the agonizing, to appeal to God, earnestly for him up to the very instant when his breathing ceased. He could not, in fact," continues this sympathetic eyewitness, "have sur- rounded himself with more accessories of grace had he been permitted to sketch out his mode of quitting life ; and I feel that our ever-merciful Saviour, His compassionate Mother, and the whole Court of Heaven must have welcomed this one other ' lost and found,' wounded it may be and having many sores, and requiring the process of renewal in Purgatorial detention, but — saved. No other thought or feeling comes back to me to interrupt as a cloud the clear remembrance that I hold of this event," observes Mgr. Rogerson in conclusion, "and it troubles me to hear un- catholic reflections pronounced by those whose faith and the experiences of life, and much more the 'charity that hopeth all things,' ought to check, admonish, and deter* 'And thinkest thou, O man, that judgest them that do such things, that thou shalt escape the judgment of God? or despisest thou the riches of his goodness, and patience, and long-suffer- ing?' Rom. ii. 3, 4." With reason did the then British consul at Barce- lona, James Hannay, write of his old friend, on the morrow of Mahony's death, in the Pall Mall Gazette : — " Probably nc man with whom he was brought into contact, friendly or otherwise, but will hear with satisfaction that a sister of his blood and a priest of his faith cheered the deathbed of the lonely old wit and scholar, and helped to make his last hours pass tranquilly away. " More tranquilly, as will be evident now upon unques- tionable authority, he could not well have passed the awful boundary line that divides time from eternity. It is characteristic of the magnanimity of the venerable Archbishop McHale, who still survives, at the patriarchal age of a nonogenarian, that years ago he checked one whom he overheard reprehending Mahony by observing that, after all, the Irishman who wrote Father Prout s papers was an honour to his country. Dying abroad though he did, his remains had fitting sepulture at once in his native land, at his birthplace, Cork, on the banks of the liver Lee, under the shadow of the spire and within sound of those Bells of Shandon he had sung of so lovingly and harmoniously in his lyrical masterpiece. Immediately upon its arrival at Cork, upon the evening of Sunday, the 27th May, 1866, the coffin containing his remains was disembarked from the London steamer and conveyed to St. Patrick's Church, King Street, where it was laid in front of the sanctuary until the following morning. Shortly after daybreak, masses were said there for the repose of the soul of the deceased, at each mass large numbers attending. At eight o'clock, Bishop Delaney, preceded by a long procession of priests, entered from the sacristy and sang the Miserere. Another pro- cession being formed upon the completion of the solemn requiem and the aspergings, the remains were borne to the bier which stood in readiness at the gates, and conducted, with twenty priests in attendance, to the vaults at Shandon, in which, among the dust of many generations of Frank Mahony's kith and kin, they have ever since reposed. By a curious irony of fate — remembering how Mahony during his last illness had remarked to the Abbe" Rogerson, with especial reference to his Biographical Introduction. xxxiii threatened action against the Tablet for defamation of character, " I have spoken of the C«//?»ization of Ireland, and that amounts to heresy with some people," — the very number of the Cork Examiner containing the account of the funeral ceremony at Shandon, gave on the opposite page the announcement from the Freeman's Journal that "His Holiness the Pope, appreciating the eminent services rendered to the Catholic Church by the most reverend Dr. Cullen, has elevated his grace to the dignity of Cardinal." According to a statement, put forth with the utmost gravity of manner, by the late Mr. Gruneisen, in the Pall Mall Gazette, of the 25th of May, 1866, a Cardinal's hat might have been had by Mahony himself, "but for that which was imputed to him as his one great fault- conviviality. At Rome, " continued the writer, "so strongly impressed were the leading men of the Church with his abilities, that it was intimated to him that he might hope to rise high in honours ecclesiastical if he would devote his exclusive services to the Pope. He assented : a period of pro- bation was assigned during which it was ascertained that his notions of temperance were too liberal for the Church." Mr. Gruneisen further asserts in plain words, " Prout told me the temptation he had at Rome," that is to this advancement — the archwag not impossibly meaning all the while to the conviviality. The Pall Malts Correspondent, though frankly acknowledging, "I treated his statement at the time as a joke," adds, "but, from one of the highest Church authorities in Paris I sub- sequently had full confirmation of the fact that the Cardinal's hat was actually offered to him in prospect, and that he lost the distinction as I have intimated. " On submitting these wild rumours and wilder asser- tions to the dispassionate judgment of Mgr. Rogerson, I have the latter's assurance that Prout at any rate never once spoke to him of a Cardinal's hat, and that for his own part he cannot consider the idea in any way to have accorded with Mahony's then character. Besides the original edition of "The Reliques," published in two volumes by James Fraser in 1836, another edition in one volume was issued from the press in i860, otherwise, during Mahony's lifetime, as an important integral part of Bonn's Illustrated Library. Supplementary to these two editions, an exceedingly miscellaneous collection of his writings as a journalist and of memorabilia in his regard contributed by various hands, those of several of his friends, acquaintances, and contemporaries, appeared in 1875, under the editorship of Mr. Blanchard Jerrold, with the title of " Final Reliques of Father Prout." The materials compacted together in that volume, however, interesting and valuable though some of them undoubtedly were, it must be admitted were so loosely put together and so confusedly arranged, that their general effect was a source rather of disappointment than of satisfaction. The present edition of the collected "Works of Father Prout" is the third that has yet made its appearance. Several estimates of the genius and learning, the wit and wisdom, of Francis Mahony have been put forth at different times in the periodicals both of France and of England, three of which may be regarded as of sufficient intrinsic excellence to entitle them to be here enumerated. Two of these were from the skilled and scholarly hand of no less sound a critic than the late James Hannay, who first of all in the Universal Review for February, 1 860, weighed in the balance and did not find wanting the humoristic erudition of Father Prout ; and who upon the morrow of C Mahony's decease, six years afterwards, with brilliant effect held up in Contrast to each other in the North British Review for September, 1866, those three typical humorists of England, Scotland, and Ireland, Pea- cock, 'Ayrcinvarrd--Proutr~ irwaCTrnr iKr-THentidHed'-pape? beyesd all question which in the following year suggested to a French critic the article entitled "Trois Ecrivains (humorist) Anglais," meaning Hood, Prout, and Thackeray, which in 1867 appeared in the Revue Britan- nique. The Works themselves, however, which are here brought together, and arranged in chronological sequence, will, without any extraneous aid whatever in that direction, mbst surely guide the saga- cious reader to their just appraisement. They are as exhilarating as the first runnings of a well-filled wine-press, the grapes heaped together in which have been ripened by laughing suns and grown in classic vineyards. THE zli£[utB at Jfatjwr ^xaui, LATE % % of SHaiergrassijtII, in tf»c ©ountjj of arotfc, Ireland. COLLECTED AND ARRANGED BY OLIVER YORKE. PREAM BLE. [The Preface to the First Edition of the " Reliques," published in 1836, in two volumes post octavo, by James Fraser, of 215, Regent Street, was thus entitled. The work was embellished with eighteen daintily-pencilled illustrations by Alfred Croquis, afterwards famous under his real came as Daniel Maclise the Royal Academician.] It is much to be regretted that our Author should he no longer in the land of the living, to furnish a general Preamble, explanatory of the scope and tendency of his multifari6us writings. By us, on whom, with the con- tents of his coffer, hath devolved the guardianship of his glory, such de- ficiency is keenly felt ; having learnt from Epictetus that every sublunary thing has two handles (nap lrpayixa Svas «x«' A«d8«), and from experience that mankind are prone to take hold of the wrong one. King Ptolemy, to whom we owe the first translation of the Bible into a then vulgar tongue (and consequently a long array of "centenary celebrations "), proclaimed, in the pithy inscription placed by his order over the entrance of the Alex- andrian Library, that books were a sort of physic. The analogy is just, and pursuing it, we would remark that, like other patent medicines, they should invariably be accompanied with "directions for use." Such vpoKe- xxx vi Preamble. yo/ieva would we in the present case be delighted ourselves to supply, but that we have profitably studied the fable of La Fontaine entitled " L'Ane quiportail les Reliques " (liv. v. fab. 14). Nevertheless.it is not our intention, in giving utterance to such a very natu- ral regret, to insinuate that the present production of the lamented writer is unfinished, abortive, or incomplete : on the contrary, our interest prompts us to pronounce it complete, as far as it goes. It requires, in point of fact, no extrinsic matter ; and Prout, as an author, wnl be found what he was in the flesh—" totus teres atque rotundus." Still, a suitable introduction, furnished by a kindred genius, would in our idea be ornamental. The Pantheon of republican Rome, perfect in its simplicity, yet derived a sup- plementary grace from the portico superadded by Agrippa. All that remains for us to say under the circumstances is to deprecate the evil constructions which clumsy "journeymen" may hereafter put on the book. In our opinion it can bear none. The readers of Preiser's Magazine will recognize these twelve papers as having been originally put forth, under our auspices, in one year's consecu- tive numbers of Regina — i.e., from the 1st of April, 1834, to the recurrence of that significant date in 1835. For reprinting them in their present shape we might fairly allege the urgent " request of friends," had not the epistle to Dr. Arbuthnot made that formula too ridiculous ; we will, there- fore content ourselves by stating that we merely seek to justify, by this undertaking, the confidential trust reposed in us by the parish of Water- grasshill. Much meditating on the materials that fill " the chest," and daily more impressed with the merit of our author, we thought it a pity that its wis- dom should be suffered to evaporate in magazine squibs. What impression could, in sooth, be made on the public mind by such desultory explosions? Never on the dense mass of readers can isolated random shots produce the effect of a regular feu de peloton. For this reason we have arranged in one volume his files of mental musketry, to secure a simultaneous discharge. The hint, perhaps, of right belongs to the ingenious Fieschi. We have been careful to preserve the order of succession in which these essays first met the public eye, prefixing to each such introductory com- ments as from time to time we felt disposed to indulge in, with reference to synchronous occurrences — for, on looking back, we find we have been on some occasions historical, on others prophetical, and not unfrequently rhapsodical. This latter charge we fully anticipate, candidly confessing that we have been led into the practice by the advice and example of Pliny the Younger : " Ipsa varietatc," are his words, "tentaihus efficere ut Preamble. xxxvii alia aliii, qucedam fortasse omnibus placeant." This would appear to con- stitute the whole theory of miscellaneous writing : nor ought it to be for- gotten by the admirers of more strictly methodical disquisition, that — " L'ennui naguit un jour de I'umformitc. " Caterers for public taste, we apprehend, should act on gastronomic principles; according to which "toujour! Prout" would be far less acceptable than "toujours perdrix:" hence the necessity for a few liors d , auvres. We have hitherto had considerable difficulty in establishing, to the satis- faction of refractory critics, the authenticity of one simple fact ; viz. , that of our author's death, and the consequently posthumous nature of ther-e publications. People absurdly persist in holding him in the light of a living writer : hence a sad waste of wholesome advice, which, if judiciously expended on some reclaimable sinner, would, no doubt, fructify in due season. In his case 'tis a dead loss — Prout is a literary mummy ! Folks should look to this : Lazarus will not come forth to listen to their stric- tures ; neither, should they happen to be in a complimentary mood, will Samuel arise at the witchery of commendation. Objects of art and virtu lose considerably by not being viewed in their proper light ; and the common noonday effulgence is not the fittest for the right contemplation of certain capi d 'opera. Canova, we know, preferred the midnight taper. Let therefore, " ut /maris religuiis" [P/iizd. lib. i. fab. 22), the dim penumbra of a sepulchral lamp shed its solemn influence over the page of Prout, and alone preside at its perusal. Posthumous authorship, we must say, possesses infinite advantages ; and nothing so truly serves a book as the writer's removal by death or trans- portation from the sphere or hemisphere of his readers. The " Memoirs of Captain Rock " were rendered doubly interesting by being dated from Sidney Cove. Byron wrote from Venice with increased effect. Nor can we at all sympathize with the exiled Ovid's plaintive utterance, ' ' Sine me, liber, ibis in urbem." His absence from town, he must have known, was a right good thing for his "publisher under the pillars." But though distance be useful, death is unquestionably better. Far off, an author is respected ; dead, he is beloved. Extinctus, amabitur. [This theory is incidentally dwelt on by Prout himself in one of his many papers published by us, though not comprised within the present limited collection. In recounting the Roman adventures of his fellow- townsman Barry, he takes the occasion to contrast the neglect which his friend experienced during life with the rank now assigned him in pictorial celebrity. xxxviii Preamble. Ainsi les maltres de la lyre Fartout exhalent leur chagrins ; Vivans, la haine les dechire, £t ces dieux, que la terre admire, Ont peu compt«S de jours serens. Longtemps la gloire fugitive Semble tromper leur noble orgeuil ; La gloire enfin pour eux arrive, Et toujours sa palme tardive Croit plus belle pres d'un cerceuiL Fontanes, Ode d Chateaubriand. I've known the youth with genius cursed — I've mark'd his eye hope-lit at first ; Then seen his heart indignant burst. To find his efforts scorn'd. Soft on his pensive hour I stole. And saw him draw, with anguish'd soul. Glory's immortal muster-roll. His name should have adorn'd. His fate had been, with anxious mind, To chase the phantom Fame— to find His grasp eluded ! Calm, resign'd, He knows his doom— he dies. Then comes Renown, then Fame appears, Glory proclaims the Coffin hers ! Aye greenest over sepulchres Palm-tree and laurel rise. Prout, Notti Romane nel Palazzo Vaticano.] We recollect to have been forcibly struck with a practical application of this doctrine to commercial enterprise when we last visited Paris. The 2nd of November, being "All SoulsV ..y,"* had drawn a concourse of melancholy people to Pine la [Chaise, ourselves with the rest ; on which occasion our eye was arrested, in one of the most sequestered walks of that romantic necropolis, by the faint glimmering of a delicious little lamp — a glow-worm of bronze — keeping silent and sentimental vigil under a modest urn of black marble, inscribed thus :— Ci-git Fournibr (Pierre Victor), Inventeur bre'vete* des lampes dites sans fin, Brulant une centime d'huile a l'heure. IL FUT BON PERE, BON FILS, BON EPOUX. SA VEUVE INCONSOLABLE Continue son commerce, Rue atix Ours, No. 19. -••- Elie fait des envois dans les de"partemens. N.B. ne pas confondre avec la boutique en face s.v.r>. R. 1. p. Preamble. xxxix We had been thinking of purchasing an article of the kind ; so, on our return, we made it a point to pass the Rue mix Ours, and give our custom to the mournful Artemisia. On entering the shop, a rubicund tradesman accosted us; but we intimated our wish to transact business with "the widow," "La veuve inconsolable?" " Eh, fardieu 1 c'est moil je suis, moi, Pierre Fournier, inventeur, &c. : la veuve n'est qitun symbole, un mythe." We admired his ingenuity, and bought his lamp ; by the mild ray of which patent contrivance we have profitably pursued our editorial labours. OLIVER YORKE. Regent Street, Feb. 29, 1836. * In the first edition of the " Reliques " the date of All Souls' was given very literally indeed by a " clerical " error as the 1st of November "At Covent Garden a sacred drama, on the story of Jephtha, conveying solemn impressions, is prohibited as a profanation of tie period of fasting and mortification ! There is no doubt where the odium should fix — on the Lord Chamberlain or on the Bishop of London. Let some intelligent Member of Parliament bring the ques- tion before the House of Commons." Times, Feb. 20 and 21, 1834. THE WORKS OF FATHER PROUT. THE RELIQUES. I. Jktfctr froui's ^polxrgg for %tnt HIS DEATH, OBSEQUIES, AND AN ELEGY. (Fraser's Magazine, Aprils 1834.) — — [Mahony*s first contribution to Eraser appeared in the same number in which Carlyle completed the second of the three books of his " Sartor Resartus." The now well-known Magazine, which had already won to itself a high degree of popularity, had but just then rounded the fourth year of its existence. Its salient feature from its commencement had been, as it long continued to be, the publication in each monthly instalment of one in a singularly varied Gallery of Literary Characters. These were doubly sketched, and with about an equally startling vividness, by the pseudonymous pencil of Alfred Croquis, a young artist afterwards world-famous in his own name as Daniel Maclise, R. A., and, upon a confronting leaf, by the pen of an anonymous writer, who was in reality no less caustic and scholarly a wit than Dr. William Maginn, then the responsible editor of Regina. No. 47 in that Gallery portrayed thus, in walking costume, for the amuse- ment of the readers of Fraser, the well-buttoned-up form and vinous countenance of '1 heodore Hook, author of " Sayings and Doings." A couple of years afterwards, when " The Reliques" were collected together for independent publication, Maclise's facile pencil adorned this opening chapter with two embellishments, one of them forming the frontispiece to the first volume, being his wicked limning, under embowering nets, of Mahony seated vis-d-vis with his alter ego or eidolon Father Prout, each busily engaged, fork in hand, discussing his — ahem !— Apology for Lent ! " relays of dishes being brought in processionally to the already well-laden board ; while the other, the companion vignette, appended to this opening instalment of the " Reliques," delineated, under the two significant words " Pace Implora," the reverend Father's solemn interment] " Cependant, suivant la chronique, Le Careme, depuis un mois, Sur tout l'univers Catholique Etendait ses *6veres lois." — Gresset. There has been this season in town a sad outcry against Lent. For the first week the metropolis was in a complete uproar at the suppression of the oratorio ; and no act of authority since the fatal ordonnances of Charles X. bid fairer to revolutionize a capital than the message sent from Bishop Blom- field to Manager Bunn. That storm has happily blown over. The Cockneys, having fretted their idle hour, and vented their impotent ire through their C* The Works of Father Prout. " safety-valve," the press, have quietly relapsed into their wonted attitude of indifference and resumed their customary calm. The clamour of the day is now passed and gone, and the dramatic " murder of Jephtha " is forgotten. In truth, after all, there was something due to local reminiscences ; and when the present tenants of the " Garden" recollect that in by-gone days these " deep solitudes and awful cells " were the abode of fasting and austerity, they will not grudge the once-hallowed premises to commemorate in sober stillness the Wednesdays and Fridays of Lent. But let that rest. An infringement on the freedom of theatricals, though in itself a grievance, will not, in all likeli- hood, be the immediate cause of a convulsion in these realms ; and it will probably require some more palpable deprivation to arouse the sleeping energies of John Bull, and to awake his dormant anger. It was characteristic of the degeneracy of the Romans, that while they crouched in prostrate servility to each imperial monster that swayed their desti- nies in succession, they never would allow their amusements to be invaded, nor tolerate a cessation of the sports of the amphitheatre ; so that even the despot, while he riveted their chains, would pause and shudder at the well-known ferocious cry of "Pattern et Circmsesl" Now, food and the drama stand relatively to each other in very different degrees of importance in England ; and while provisions are plentiful, other matters have but a minor influence on the popular sensibilities. The time may come, when, by the bungling measures of a Whig administration, brought to their full maturity of mischief by the studied neglect of the agricultural and shipping interests, the general disorgan- ization of the state-machinery at home, and the natural results of their inter- meddling abroad, — a dearth of the primary articles of domestic consumption may bring to the Englishman's fireside the broad conviction of a misrule and mismanagement too long and too sluggishly endured. It may then be too late to apply remedial measures with efficacy ; and the only resource left, may be, like Caleb Balderstone at Wolf's Crag, to proclaim "a general fast." When that emergency shall arise, the quaint and original, nay, sometimes luminous and philosophic, views of Father Prout on the fast of Lent, may afford much matter for speculation tp.theBritish public l or,. as Childe Harold says, " Much that may give us pause, if pondered fittingly." Before we bring forward Father Prout's lucubrations on this grave subject, it -may be allowable, by way of preliminary observation, to remark, that, as far as Lent is concerned, as well indeed as in all other matters, " they manage these things differently abroad." In foreign countries a carnival is the appropriate prelude to abstemiousness ; and folks get such a surfeit of amusement during the saturnalian days which precede its observance, that they find a grateful repose in the sedate quietude that ensues. The custom is a point of national taste, which I leave to its own merits ; but whoever has resided on the continent must have observed that all this bacchanalian riot suddenly terminates on Shrove Tuesday ; the fun and frolic expire with the ■ ' boeuf-gras ; " and the shouts of the revellers, so boisterous and incessant during the preceding week, on Ash Wednesday are heard no more. A singu- lar ceremony in all the churches— that of sprinkling over the congregation on that Wednesday the pulverized embers of the boughs of an evergreen (meant, I suppose, as an emblem and record of man's mortality) — appears to have the instantaneous effect of turning their thoughts into a different channel : the busy hum subsides at once ; and learned commentators have found, in the fourth book of Virgil's Georgics, a prophetic allusion to this magic operation : " Hi motus animorum atque hsec certamina tanta Pulveris exigui jactu compressa quiescunt." The non-consumption of butchers' meat, and the substitution of fish diet, Father P rout's Apology for Lent. is also a prominent feature in the continental form of observing Lent ; and on this topic Father Prout has been remarkably discursive, as will be seen on perusal of the following pages. To explain how I became the depositary of the reverend man's notions, and why he did not publish them in his lifetime (for, alas ! he is no more — peace be to his ashes ! ) is a duty which I owe the reader, and from which I am far from shrinking. I admit that some apology is required for conveying the lucid and clarified ideas of a great and good divine through the opaque and profane medium that is now employed to bring them under the public eye ; I account for it accordingly. I am a younger son. I belong to an ancient, but poor and dilapidated house, of which the patrimonial estate was barely enough for my elder ; hence, as my share resembled what is scientifically called an evanescent quantity, I was directed to apply to that noble refuge of unprovided genius — the bar! Tp (he bar, with a heavy heart and aching head, I devoted year after year, and was about to become a tolerable proficient in the black letter, when an epistle from Ireland reached me in Furnival's Inn, and altered my prospects ma- terially. This despatch was from an old Roman Catholic aunt whom I had in that country, and whose house I had been sent to, when a child, on the specu- lation that this visit to my venerable relative, who, to her other good qualities, added that of being a resolute spinster, might determine her, as she was both rich and capricious, to make me her inheritor. The letter urged my imme- diate presence in the dying chamber of the Lady Cresswell ; and as no time was to be lost, I contrived to reach in two days the lonely and desolate mansion on Watergrasshill, in the vicinity of Cork. As I entered ' the apartment, by the scanty light of the lamp that glimmered dimly, I recognized, with some difficulty, the emaciated form of my gaunt and withered kinswoman, over whose features, originally thin and wan, the pallid hue of approaching death cast additional ghastliness. By the bedside stood the rueful and unearthly form of Father Prout ; and, while the sort of chiaroscuro in which his figure appeared, half shrouded, half revealed, served to impress me with a proper awe for his solemn functions, the scene itself, and the probable consequences to me of this last interview with my aunt, affected me exceedingly. I involun- tarily knelt ; and while I felt my hands grasped by the long, cold, and bony fingers of the dying, my whole frame thrilled ; and her words, the last she spoke in this world, fell on my ears with all the effect of a potent witchery, never to be forgotten! "Frank," said the Lady Cresswell, "my lands and perishable riches I have bequeathed to you, though you hold not the creed of which this is a minister, and I the a worthless but steadfast votary : only promise me and this holy man that, in memory of one to whom your welfare is dear, you will keep the fast of Lent while you live ; and, as I cannot control your inward belief, be at least in this respect a Roman Catholic : I ask no more." How could I have refused so simple an injunction? and what junior member of She . bar would not hold a good rental by so easy a tenure ? In brief,. I was.pledged in that solemn hour to Father Prout, and to my kind and simple-hearted aunt, whose grave is in Rathcooney, and whose soul is in heaven. During my short stay at Watergrasshill (a wild and romantic district, of which every brake and fell, every bog and quagmire, is well known to Crofton Croker — for it is the very Arcadia of his fictions), I formed an intimacy with this Father Andrew Prout, the pastor of the upland, and a man celebrated in the south of Ireland. He was one of that race of priests now unfortunately extinct, or very nearly so, like the old breed of wolf-dogs, in the island : I allude to those of his order who were educated abroad, before the French revolution, and had imbibed, from associating with the polished and high-born clergy of the old Gallican church, a loftier range of thought, and a superior delicacy of sentiment. Hence, in his evidence before the House of Lords, The Works of Father Prout. ' ' the glorious Dan " has not concealed the grudge he feels towards those clergymen, educated on the Continent, who, having witnessed the doings of the sansculottes in France, have no fancy to a rehearsal of the same in Ireland. Of this class was Prout, P.P. of Watergrasshill ; but his real value was very faintly appreciated by his rude flock : he was not understood by his contemporaries ; his thoughts were not their thoughts, neither could he commune with kindred souls on that wild mountain. Of his genealogy nothing was ever known with certainty ; but in this he resembled Melchizedek: like Eugene Aram, he had excited the most intense interest in the highest quarters, still did he studiously court retirement He was thought by some to be deep in alchemy, like Friar Bacon ; but the gaugers never even suspected him of distilling " potheen." He was known to have brought from France a spirit of the most chivalrous gallantry ; still, like Fenelon retired from the court of Louis XIV., he shunned the attractions of the sex, for the sake of his pastoral charge : but in the rigour of his abstinence, and the frugality of his diet, he resembled no one, and none kept Lent so strictly. Of his gallantry one anecdote will be sufficient. The fashionable Mrs. P , with two female companions, travelling through the county of Cork, stopped for Divine service at the chapel of Watergrasshill (which is on the high road on the Dublin line), and entered its rude gate while Prout was addressing his congregation. His quick eye soon detected his fair visitants standing behind the motley crowd, by whom they were totally unnoticed, so intent were all on the discourse ; when, interrupting the thread of his homily, to procure suitable accommodation for the strangers, "Boys!" cried the old man, "why don't ye give three chairs for the ladies ? " " Three cheers for the ladies ! " re-echoed at once the parish clerk. It was what might be termed a clerical, but certainly a very natural, error ; and so acceptable a proposal was suitably responded to by the frieze-coated multitude, whose triple shout shook the very cobwebs on the roof of the chapel ! — after which slight incident, service was quietly resumed. He was extremely fond of angling; a recreation which, while it ministered to his necessary relaxation from the toils of the mission, enabled him to observe cheaply the fish diet imperative on fast days. For this he had estab- lished his residence at the mountain-source of a considerable brook, which, after winding through the parish, joins the Blackwater at Fermoy ; and on its banks would be found, armed with his rod, and wrapped in his strange cassock, fit to personate the river-god or presiding genius of the stream. [Old Izaak Walton would have liked the man exceedingly.] His modest parlour would not ill become the hut of one of the fishermen of Galilee. A huge net in festoons curtained his casement ; a salmon-spear, sundry rods, and fishing tackle, hung round the walls and over his bookcase, which latter object was to him the perennial spring of refined enjoyment. Still he would sigh for the vast libraries of France, and her well-appointed scientific halls, where he had spent his youth, in converse with the first literary characters and most learned divines; and once he directed mv attention to what appeared to be a row of folio volumes at the bottom of his collection, but which I found on trial to be so many large stone-flags, with parchment backs, bearing the appropriate title of Cornelii A Lapide Opera qua extant omnia ; by which semblance of that old Jesuit's commen- taries he consoled himself for the absence of the original. His classic acquirements were considerable, as will appear by his essay on Lent ; and while they made him a most instructive companion, his unobtrusive merit left the most favourable impression. The general character of a churchman is singularly improved by the tributary accomplishments of the scholar, and literature is like a pure grain of Araby's incense in the golden censer of religion. His taste for the fine arts was more genuine than mi«ht L Father P rout's Apology for Lent. be conjectured from the scanty specimens that adorned his apartment, though perfectly in keeping with his favourite sport ; for there bung over the mantelpiece a print of Raphael's cartoon the " Miraculous Draught ; " here, "Tobith rescued by an Angel from the Fish;" and there, "St. Anthony preaching to the Fishes." With this learned Theban I held a long and serious converse on the nature of the antiquated observance I had pledged myself to keep up ; and oft have we discussed the matter at his frugal table, aiding our conferences with a plate of water-cresses and a red herring. I have taken copious notes of Father Prout's leading topics ; and while I can vouch them as his genuine arguments, I will not be answerable for the style ; which may possibly be my own, and probably, like the subject, exceedingly jejune. I publish them in pure self-defence. I have been so often called on to explain my peculiarities relative to Lent, that I must resort to the press for a riddance of my persecutors. The spring, which exhilarates all nature, is to me but the herald of tribulation ; for it is accompanied in the Lent season with a recurrence of a host of annoyances consequent on the tenure by which I hold my aunt's property. I have at last resolved to state my case openly; and I trust that, taking up arms against a sea of troubles, I may, by exposing, end them. No blessing comes unalloyed here below : there is ever a cankerworm in the rose ; a dactyl is sure to be mixed up with a spondee in the poetry of life ; and, as Homer sings, there stand two urns, or crocks, beside the throne of Jove, from which he doles out alternate good and bad gifts to men, but mostly both together. I grant, that to repine at one's share of the common allotment would indicate bad taste, and afford evidence of ill-humour : but still a passing insight into my case will prove it one of peculiar hardship. As regularly as dinner is announced, so surely do I know that my hour is come to be stared at as a disciple of Pythagoras, or scrutinized as a follower of the Venetian Cornaro. I am "a lion" at "feeding time." To tempt me from my allegiance by the proffer of a turkey's wing, to eulogize the sirloin, or dwell on the haut go because they might plough the deep more ; and while smiling Ceres would still walk through our isle with her horn of plenty, Thetis would follow in her train wirli a rival cornucopia. "Mark the effects of this observance in Ireland, where it continues in its primitive austerity, undiminished, unshorn of its beams. The Irish may be wrong, but the consequences to Protestant England are immense. To Lent you owe the connection of the two islands; it is the golden link that binds the two kingdoms together. Abolish fasting, and from that evil hour no beef or pork would be suffered by the wild natives to go over to your English markets ; and the export of provisions would be discontinued by a people that had unlearned the lessons of starvation. Adieu to shipments of live stock and consignments of bacon ! Were there not some potent mysterious spell over this country, think you we should allow the fat of the land to be everlastingly abstracted? Let us learn that there is no virtue in Lent, and repeal is triumphant to-morrow. We are in truth a most abstemious race. Hence our great superiority over our Protestant fellow-countrymen in the jury-box. It having been found that they could never hold out against hunger as we can when locked up, and that the verdict was generally carried by popish obstinacy, former administrations discountenanced our admission to serve on juries at all. By an oversight of Serjeant Lefroy, all this has escaped the framers of the new jury bill tor Ireland. ' ' To return to the Irish exports. The principal item is that of pigs. The hog is as essential an inmate of the Irish cabin as the Arab steed of the shepherd's tent on the plains of Mesopotamia. Both are looked on as part of the household ; and the affectionate manner in which these dumb friends of the family are treated, here as well as there, is a trait of national resemblance, denoting a common origin. We are quite oriental in most of our peculiarities. The learned Vallancey will have it, that our consanguinity is with the Jews. I might elucidate the colonel's discovery, by showing how the pig in Ireland plays the part of the scape-goat of the Israelites : he is a sacred thing, gets the run of the kitchen,- is rarely molested, never killed, but alive and buoyant leaves the cabin when taken off by the landlord's driver for arrears of rent, and is then shipped clean out of the country, to be heard of no more. Indeed, the pigs of Ireland bear this notable resemblance to their cousins of Judea, that nothing can keep them from the sea, — a tendency which strikes all travellers in the interior of the island whenever they meet our droves of swine precipitating themselves towards the outports for shipment. "To ordinary observers this forbearance of the most ill-fed people on the face of the globe towards their pigs would appear inexplicable ; and if you have read the legend of Saint Anthony and his pig, you will understand the value of their resistance to temptation. "They have a great resource in the potato. This capital esculent grows nowhere in such perfection, not even in America, where it is indigenous. But it has often struck me that a greater national delinquency has occurred in the sad neglect of people in this country towards the memory of the great and good man who conferred on us so valuable a boon, on his return from the expe- dition to Virginia. To Sir Walter Raleigh no monument has yet been erected, and nothing has been' done to repair the injustice of his contemporaries. His head lias rolled from the scaffold on Tower Hill ; and though he has fed with his discovery more families, and given a greater impulse to population, than any other benefactor of mankind, no testimonial exists to commemorate his bene- faction. Nelson has a pillar in Dublin : — in the city of Limerick a whole column has been devoted to Spring Rice ! ! and the mighty genius of Raleigh is forgotten. I have seen some animals feed under the majestic oak on the acorns that fell from its spreading branches {glande sues lati\, without once \6 The Works of FatJier Prout. looking up to the parent tree that showered down blessings on their ungrateful heads." Here endeth the " Apology," and so abruptly terminate my notes of Prout's Lenten vindicice. But, alas ! still more abrupt was the death of this respect- able divine, which occurred last month, on Shrove Tuesday. There was a peculiar fitness in the manner of Anacreon's exit from this life ; but not so in the melancholy termination of Prout's abstemious career, an account of which is conveyed to me in a long and pathetic letter from my agent in Ireland. It was well known that he disliked revelry on all occasions ; but if there was a species of gormandizing which he more especially abhorred, it was that prac- I tised in the parish on pancake-night, which he frequently endeavoured to dis- countenance and put down, but unsuccessfully. Oft did he tell his rude auditors (for he was a profound Hellenist) that such orgies had originated with the heathen Greeks, and had been even among them the source of many evils, as the very name showed, ira» koxov I So it would appear, by Prout's ety- mology of the pancake, that in the English language there are many terms which answer the description of Horace, and * Graco fonte cadunt parce detorta.' Contrary to his own better taste and sounder judgment, he was, however, on last Shrove Tuesday, at a wedding-feast of some of my tenantry, induced, from complacency to the newly-married couple, to eat of the profane aliment ; and never was the Attic derivation of the pancake more wofully accomplished than in the sad result — for his condescension cost him his life. The indigestible nature of the compost itself might not have been so destructive in an ordinary case ; but it was quite a stranger and ill at ease in Father Prout's stomach : it eventually proved fatal in its effects, and hurried him away from this vale of tears, leaving the parish a widow, and making orphans of all his parishioners. My agent writes that his funeral (or berring, as the Irish call it) was thronged by dense multitudes from the whole county, and was as well attended as if it were a monster meeting. The whole body of his brother clergy, with the bishop as usual in full pontificals, were mourners on the occasion ; and a Latin elegy was composed by the most learned of the order, Father Magrath, one, like Prout, of the old school, who had studied at Florence, and is still a corre- spondent of many learned Societies abroad. That elegy I have subjoined, as a record of Prout's genuine worth, and as a specimen of a kind of poetry called Leonine verse, little cultivated at the present day, but greatly in vogue at the revival of letters under Leo X. IN MORTEM VENERABILIS ANDREW PROUT, CARMEN. Quid j u vat in pulchro Sanctos dormire sepulchro I Optimus usque bono s nonne manebit honos ? Plebs tenui /assd Pastoris condidit ossa, Splendida sed miri mens petit astra viri. Porta patens esta I caelum reseretur konesio, ^ Neve sit & Petro jussus abire retro. Tota malam sortem sibi net vicinia mortem, Ut pro patre solent tindique rura dolent ; Sed fures gaudent ; secures hactenUs undent Disturbare greges, nee mage tua seges. Audio singultus, rixas, miserosque tumultus, Et pietas luget, sohnetzsque fttgit. Namque furore brevi Hquidoque ardentis aqua vt Antiquus Nicholas perdidit agricolas. Jam patre defimcto, meliores flumine cuncto La:tantur fixers obtinuisse vices. Exultans almo, Isetare sub sequore salmo ! Carpe, o carpe dies, nam tibi parta quits I Father Prout's Apology for Lent. 17 Gaudent angiiilla, quia tandem est mortuus Hie, Presbyter Andreas % qui capiebat eas. Yexxofiiscator placuit plus artis amator, Cui, propter mores, pandit utrosquc fores. Cut lachry mQ./un us justi comitabitur unus t Flendum est non tali, sed bene morte malt: Munera nunc Flora spargo. Sic ftebile rore Florescat gramen. Pace quie scat. Amen. Sweet upland ! where, like hermit old, in peace sojourn'd This priest devout ; Mark where beneath thy verdant sod lie deep inurn'd The bones of Frout ! Nor deck with monumental shrine or tapering column His place of rest. Whose soul, above earth's homage, meek yet solemn, Sits mid the blest. Much was he prized, much loved ; his stern rebuke O'erawed sheep-stealers ; And rogues fear'd more the good man's single look Than forty Feelers. He's gone : and discord soon I ween will visit The land with quarrels ; And the foul demon vex with stills illicit The village morals. No fatal chance could happen more to cross The public wishes ; And all the neighbourhood deplore his loss. Except the fishes ; For he kept Lent most strict, and pickled herring Preferred to gammon. Grim Death has broke his angling-rod ; his herring Delights the salmon. No more can he hook up carp, eel, or trout, For fasting pittance, — Arts which Saint Peter loved, whose gate to Prout Gave prompt admittance. Mourn not, but verdantly let shamrocks keep His sainted dust ; The bad man's death it well becomes to weep,— Not so the just. U i i 1 i s 1 8 The Works of Fattier Prout. II. % ^hn fax $xlgnm»0tB. SIR WALTER SCOTT'S VISIT TO THE BLARNEY STONE. {Fraser's Magazine, May, 1834.) [The number of Regiita containing the record of Father Prout's delightful imaginary- foregathering with Sir Walter Scott was the one embellished with the portrait of the then Editor of The Age, Charles Molloy Westmacott, comely, black-whiskered, loosely- attired, seated slouchingly with a sort of rakish, sporting air about him, his hat upon the floor with a long-lashed whip trailing out of it, his foot, Tike a true critic's, brought down heavily on a book or two. As a grand choral finish to this second of the Prout Papers, came Mahony's memorable polyglot version of the " Groves of Blarney," in which, upon confronting pages, appeared cheek-by-jowl the English and French as contrasted with the Greek and Latin. Twenty-three years after the issuing from the press of the original edition of the " Reliques,' yet another version — in Italian — was put forth by Mahony as purporting to have been sung in bivouac among the woods near Lake Como, on the 25th of May, 1859, by the Condottiere Giuseppe Garibaldi ; the title of this supple- mentary companion to the Doric, Vulgate, and Gallic translations, so long before produced, being "I Boschi di Blarnea." Immediately appended to the fragment of the Celtic manuscript reputed to have been obtained from the Royal Library at Copenhagen, appeared by way of tailpiece to this paper, in the edition of 1836, Maclise's wonderfully comic yet lifelike sketch of Sir Walter when he had just said, "So here I kiss the stone."] " Beware, beware Of the black friar, Who sitteth by Norman stone : For he mutters his prayer In the midnight air, And his mass of the days that are gone.** Byron. Since the publication of this worthy man's "Apology for Lent," which, with some account of his lamented death and well-attended funeral, appeared in our last Number, we have written to his executors— (one of whom is Father Mat. Horrogan, P.P. of the neighbouring village of Blarney; and the other, our elegiac poet, Father Magrath)— in the hope of being able to negotiate for the valuable posthumous essays and fugitive pieces which we doubted not had been left behind in great abundance by the deceased. These two disinterested divines— fit associates and bosom-companions of Prout during his lifetime, and whom, from their joint letters, we should think eminently qualified to pick up the fallen mantle of the departed prophet — have, in the most handsome manner, promised us all the literary and philosophic treatises bequeathed to them by the late incumbent of Watergrasshill ; expressing, in the very complimentary note which they have transmitted us, and which our modesty prevents us from inserting, their thanks and that of the whole parish, for our sympathy and condolence on this melancholy bereavement, and intimating at the same time A Plea for Pilgrimages. 19 their regret at not being able to send us also, for our private perusal, the collec- tion of the good father's parochial sermons ; the whole of which (a most valuable MS.) had been taken off for bis own use by the bishop, whom he had made his residuary legatee. These " sermons" must be doubtless good things in their way — a theological fiiya. Sav/ia — well adapted to swell l!ie episcopal library ; but as we confessedly are, and suspect our readers likewise to be, a very improper multitude amongst whom to scatter such pearls, we shall console ourselves for that sacrifice by plunging head and ears into the abundant sources of intellectual refreshment to which we shall soon have access, and from which Frank Cresswell, lucky dog ! has drawn such a draught of inspiration. " Sacros ausus recludere fontes ! " for assuredly we may defy any one that has perused Prout's vindication of fish- diet (and who, we ask, has not read it con amore, conning it over with secret glee, and forthwith calling out for a red herring?), not to prefer its, simple unsophisticated eloquence to the oration of Tully pro Domo sud, or Barclay's "Apology for Quakers." After all, it may have been but a sprat to catch a whale, and the whole affair may turn out to be a Popish contrivance ; but if so, we have taken the bait ourselves : we have been, like Festus, " almost per- suaded," and ProUt has wrought in us a sort of culinary conversion. Why should we be ashamed to avow that we have been edified by the good man's blunt and straightforward logic, and drawn from his theories on fish s, higher and more moral impression than from the dreamy visions of an " English Opium- eater," or any other "Confessions" of sensualism and gastronomy. If this "black friar" has got smuggled in among our contributors, like King Saul among the regular votaries of the sanctuary, it must be admitted that, like the royal intruder, he has caught the tone and chimed in with the general harmony of our political opinions — no Whigling among true Tories, no goose among swans. Arguios inter strapere anser olores. How we long to get possession of " the Prout Papers 1 " that chest of learned lumber which haunts our nightly visions ! Already, in imagination, it is within our grasp ; our greedy hand hastily its lid " Unlocks, And all Arcadia breathes from yonder box ! " In this prolific age, when the most unlettered dolt can find a mare's nest in the domain of philosophy, why should not we also cry, EvptiKanev I How much of novelty in his views I how much embryo discovery must not Prout unfold ! It were indeed a pity to consign the writings of so eminent a scholar to oblivion : nor ought it be said, in scriptural phrase, of him, what is, alas ! applicable to so many other learned divines when they are dead, that " their works have followed them." Such was the case of that laborious French clergyman, the Abbe' Trublet, of whom Voltaire profanely sings : " L'Abbe Trublet ficrit, le Lethe* sur ses rives Recoit avec plaisir ses feuilles fugitives ! " Which epigram hath a recondite meaning, not obvious to the reader on a first perusal ; and being interpreted into plain English, for the use of the London University, it may ran thus : " Lardner compiles — kind Lethe on her banks Receives the doctor's useful page with thanks." Such may be the fate of Lardner and of Trublet, 'such the ultimate destiny that awaits their literary labours; but neither men, nor gods,' nor our columns (those graceful pillars that support the. Muses', temple), shall suffer this old priest to remain in the unmerited obscurity from which Frank Cresswell first essayed to draw him. To that young barrister we have written, with a request that he would furnish us with further details concerning Prout, and, if possible, a few additional specimens of his colloquial wisdom ; reminding him that modern taste has a decided tendency towards illustrious private gossip, and recommending to him, as a sublime model of the dramatico-biographic style, my Lady rSessington's "Conversations of Lord Byron." How far he has succeeded in following the ignis fatuus of her ladyship's lantern, and how many bogs he has got immerged in because of the dangerous hint, which we gave him in an evil hour, the judicious reader will soon find out. Here is the com- munication. OLIVER YORKE. May i, 1834. Furnival's Inn, April 14. Acknowledging the receipt of your gracious mandate, O Queen of Peri- odicals ! and kissing the top of your ivory sceptre, may I be allowed to express unblamed my utter devotion to your orders, in the language of ^Eolus, quondam ruler of the winds : " Tuus, O Regina, quid optes Explorare labor, mihi jussa capessere fas est ! " without concealing, at the same time, my wonderment, and that of many other sober individuals, at your patronizing the advocacy of doctrines and usages belonging exclusively to another and far less reputable Queen (quean ?) whom I shall have sufficiently designated when I mention that she sits upon seven hills /—in stating which singular phenomenon concerning her, I need not add that her fundamental maxims must be totally different from yours. Many orthodox people cannot understand how you could have reconciled it to your conscience to publish, in its crude state, that Apology for Lent, without adding note or comment in refutation of such dangerous doctrines; and are still more amazed that a Popish parish priest, from the wild Irish hills, could have got among your contributors — " Claimed kindred there, and have that claim allowed." It will, however, no doubt, give you pleasure to learn, that you have established a lasting popularity among that learned set of men the fishmongers, who are never scaly of their support when deserved ; for, by a unanimous vote of the "worshipful company" last meeting-day, the marble bust of Father Prout, crowned with sea-weeds like a Triton, is to be placed in a conspicuous part of their new hall at London Bridge. But as it is the hardest thing imaginable to please all parties, your triumph is rendered incomplete by the grumbling of another not less respectable portion of the community. By your proposal for the non-consumption of butchers' meat, you have given mortal offence to the dealers in horned cattle, and stirred up a nest of hornets in Smithfield. In your perambulations of the metropolis, go not into the bucolic purlieus of that dangerous district ; beware of the enemy's camp ; tempt not the ire of men armed with cold steel, else the long-dormant fires of that land celebrated in every age as a tierra del fuego may be yet rekindled, and made *' red with uncommon wrath," for your especial roasting. Lord Althorp is no warm friend of yours ; and by your making what he calls ' ■ a most unprovoked attack on the graziers," you have not propitiated the winner of the prize ox. * Fcenum habet in cornu,— hunc tu, Romane, caveto !" In vain would you seek to cajole the worthy chancellor of his Majesty's unfortunate exchequer, by the desirable prospect of a net revenue from the ocean: you will make no impression. His mind is not accessible to any reason- A Plea for Pilgrimages. 21 ing on that subject ; and, like the shield of Telamon, it is wrapt in the impene- trable folds of seven tough bull-hides. But eliminating at once these insignificant topics, and setting aside all minor things, let me address myself to the grand subject of my adoption. Verily, since the days of that ornament of the priesthood, and pride of Venice, Father Paul,' no divine has shed such lustre on the Church of Rome as Father Prout. His brain was a storehouse of inexhaustible knowledge, and his memory a bazaar, in which the intellectual riches of past ages were classified and arranged in marvellous and brilliant assortment. When, by the liberality of his executor, you shall have been put in possession of his writings and posthumous papers, you will find I do not exaggerate ; for though his mere conversation was always instructive, still, the pen in his hand, more potent than the wand of Prospero, embellished every subject with an aerial charm ; and whatever department of literature it touched on, it was sure to illuminate and adom, from the lightest and most ephemeral matters of the day, to the deepest and most abstruse problems of metaphysical inquiry ; vigorous and philosophical, at the same time that it is minute and playful ; having no parallel unless we liken it to the proboscis of an elephant, that can with equal ease shift an obelisk and crack a nut. Nor did he confine himself to prose. He was a chosen favourite of the nine sisters, and flirted openly with them all, his vow of celibacy preventing his forming a permanent alliance with one alone. Hence pastoral poetry, elegy, sonnets, and still grander effusions in the best style of Bob Montgomery, flowed from his muse in abundance ; but, I must confess, his peculiar forte lay in the Pindaric. Besides, he indulged copiously in Greek and Latin versi- fication, as well as in French, Italian, and High Dutch ; of which accomplish- ments I happen to possess some fine specimens from his pen ; and before I terminate this paper, I mean to introduce them to the benevolent notice of the candid reader. By these you will find, that the Doric reed of Theocritus was to him but an ordinary sylvan pipe —that the lyre of Anacreon was as familiar to him as the German flute — and that he played as well on the classic chords of the bard of Mantua as on the Cremona fiddle ; at all events, he will prove far superior as a poet to the covey of unfledged rhymers who nestle in annuals and magazines. Sad abortions ! on which even you, O Queen, sometimes take compassion, infusing into them a life " Which did not you prolong, The world had wanted many an idle song." To return to his conversational powers : he did not waste them on the gene- rality of folks, for he despised the vulgar herd of Corkonians with whom it was his lot to mingle ; but when he was sure of a friendly circle, he broke out in resplendent style, often humorous, at times critical, occasionally profound, and always interesting. Inexhaustible in his means of illustration, his fancy was an unwasted mine, into which you had but to sink a shaft, and you were sure of eliciting the finest ore, which came forth stamped with the impress of genius, and fit to circulate among the most cultivated auditory : for though the mint of his brain now and then would issue a strange and fantastic coinage, sterling sense was sure to give it value, and ready wit to promote its currency. The rubbish and dust of the schools with which his notions were sometimes incrusteddidnot alter their intrinsic worth; people only wondered how the diaphanous mind of Prout could be obscured by such common stuff: its brightness was still undiminished by the admixture ; and like straws in amber, without deteriorating the substance, these matters only made manifest its transparency. Whenever he undertook to illustrate any subject worthy of him he was always felicitous. 1 shall give you an instance. There stands on the borders of his parish, near the village of Blarney, an 22 The Works of Father Prout. old castle of the M'Carfhy family, rising abruptly from a bold cliff, at the foot of which rolls a not inconsiderable stream — the fond and frequent witness of Prout's angling propensities. The well-wooded demesne, comprising an extensive lake, a romantic cavern, and an artificial wilderness of rocks, belongs to the family'of Jeffereys, which boasts in the Dowager Countess Glengnll a most distinguished scion; her ladyship's mother having been immortalized under the title of "Lady Jeffers," with the other natural curiosities produced by this celebrated spot, in that never-sufficiently-to-be-encored song, the Groves of Blarney. But neither the stream, nor the lake, nor the castle, tor the village (a sad ruin ! which, but for the recent establishment of a spinning factory by some patriotic Corkonian, would be swept away altogether, or possessed by the owls as a grant from Sultan Mahmoud) ; — none of these picturesque objects has earned such notoriety for "the Groves" as a certain stone, of a basaltic kind, rather unusual in the district, placed on the pinnacle of the main tower, and endowed with the property of communicating to the happy tongue that comes in contact with its polished surface the gift of gentle, insinuating speech, with soft talk in all its ramifications, whether employed in vows and promises light as air, nrtq. irrtpoivra, such as lead captive the ftmrle heart; or elaborate mystification 6f a grosser grain, such as may do for the House of Commons ; all summed up and characterized by the mysterious term Blarney.* Prout's theory on this subject might have remained dormant for ages, and perhaps been ultimately lost to the world at large, were it not for an event which occurred in the summer of 1825, while I (a younker then) happened to be on that visit to my aunt at Watergrasshill which eventually secured me her inheritance. The occurrence I am about to commemorate was, in truth, one of the first magnitude, and well calculated, from its importance, to fonn an epoch in the Annals of the Parish. It was the arrival of Sir Walter Scott at Blarney, towards the end of the month of July. Nine years have now rolled away, and the " Ariosto of the North " is dead, and our ancient constitution has since fallen under the hoofs of the Whigs ; quenched is many a beacon-light in church and state— Prout himself is no more ; and plentiful indications tell us we are come upon evil days : but still may I be allowed to feel a pleasurable, though somewhat saddened emotion, while I revert to that intellectual meeting, and bid memory go back in " dream sublime" to the glorious exhibition of Prout's mental powtrs. It was, in sooth, a great day for old Ireland ; a greater still for Blarney ; but, greatest of all, it dawned, Prout, on thee ! Then it was that thy light was taken from under its sacerdotal bushel, and placed conspicuously before a man fit to appreciate the effulgence of so brilliant a luminary — a light which I, who pen these words in sorrow, alas ! shall never gaze on more — a light " That ne'er shall shine again On Blarney's stream ! ' That day it illumined the *' cave," the " shady walks," and the "sweet rock- close," and sent its gladdening beam into the gloomiest vaults of the ancient * To Crofton Croker belongs the merit of elucidating this obscure tradition. Itappears that in 1602, when the Spaniards were exciting our chieftains to harass the English authorities, Cormac M'Dermot Carthy held, among other dependencies, the castle of Blarney, and had concluded an armistice with the Lord-president, on condition of sur- rendering this fort to an English garrison. Day after day did his lordship look for the fulfilment of the compact ; while the Irish Pozzo di Borgo, as loath to part with his stronghold as Russia to relinquish the Dardanelles, kept protocolizinrr with soft promises and delusive delays, until at last Carew became the laughing-stock of Elizabeth 1 minis- ters, and "Blarney talk " proverbial. lit is a singular coincidence, that while Crofton was engaged in tracing the. origin of this Irish term, p'Israeli was equally well employed in •'evolving the pedigree of tie English word " Fudge.";! A Plea for Pilgrimages. 23 _ _ fort ; for all the recondite recesses of the castle were explored in succession by the distinguished poet and the learned priest, and Prout held a candle to Scott. We read with interest, in the historian Polybius, the account of Hannibal's interview with Scipio on the plains of Zama ; and often have we, in our school- boy days of unsophisticated feeling, sympathized with Ovid, when he told us that he only got a glimpse of Virgil ; but Scott basked for a whole summer's day in the blaze of Prout's wit, and witnessed the coruscations of his learning. The great Marius is said never to have appeared to such advantage as when seated on the ruins of Carthage : with equal dignity Prout sat on the Blarney stone, amid ruins of kindred glory. Zeno taught in the "porch;" Plato loved to muse alone on the bold jutting promontory of Cape Sunium ; Socra- tes, bent on finding Truth, "in sylvis Acaiiemi quarere verum," sought her among the bowers of Academus ; Prout courted the same coy nymph, and wooed her in the " groves of Blarney." I said that it was in the summer of 1625 that Sir Walter Scott, in the pro- gress of his tour through Ireland, reached Cork, and forthwith intimated his wish to proceed at once on a visit to Blarney Castle. For him the noble river, the magnificent estuary, and unrivalled harbour of a city that proudly bears on her civic escutcheon the well-applied motto, " Statib bene fida carinis," had but little attraction when placed in competition with a spot sacred to the Muses, and wedded to immortal verse. Such was the interest which its connection with the popular literature and traditionary stories of the country had excited in that master-mind — such the predominance of its local reminiscences— such the transcendent influence of song ! For this did the then "Great Unknown" wend his way through the purlieus of "Golden Spur," traversing the great manufacturing fauxbourg of "Black Pool," and emerging by the "Red Forge ;" so intent on the classic object of his pursuit, as to disregard the unpromising aspect of the vestibule by which alone it is approachable. Many are the splendid mansions and hospitable halls that stud the suburbs of the " beautiful city," each boasting its grassy lawn and placid lake, each decked with park and woodland, and each well furnished with that paramount appendage, a batterie de cuisine ; but all these castles were passed unheeded by, carcnt quia vate sacro. Gorgeous residences, picturesque seats, magnificent villas, they be, no doubt ; but unknown to literature, in vain do they plume themselves on their architectural beauty ; in vain do they spread wide their well-proportioned wings— they cannot soar aloft to the regions of celebrity. On the eve of that memorable day I was sitting on a stool in the priest's parlour, poking the turf fire, while Prout, who had been angling all day, sat nodding over his "breviary," and, according to my calculation, ought to be at the last psalm of vespers, when a loud official knock, not usual on that bleak hill, bespoke the presence of no ordinary personage. Accordingly, the "wicket, opening with a latch," ushered in a messenger clad in the livery of the ancient and loyal corporation of Cork, who announced himself as the bearer of a despatch from the mansion-house to his reverence; and, handing it with that deferential awe which even his masters felt for the incumbent of Watergrasshill, immediately withdrew. The letter ran thus : — Council Ckamber, July 24, 1825. Very Reverend Doctor Prout, Cork harbours within its walls the illustrious author of Waverley. On receiving the freedom of our ancient city, which we presented to him (as usual towards distinguished strangers) in a box carved out of a chip of the Blarney stone, he expressed his determination to visit the old block itself. As he will, therefore, be in your neighbourhood to-morrow, and as no one is better able to 24 The Works of Father Prottt. do the honours than you (our burgesses being sadly deficient in learning, as you and I well know), your attendance on the celebrated poet is requested by your old friend and foster-brother, George Knapp,* Mayor. Never shall I forget the beam of triumph that lit up the old man's features on the perusal of Knapp's pithy summons ; and right warmly did he respond to my congratulations on the prospect of thus coming in contact with so dis- tinguished an author. ' ' You are right, child ! " said he ; and as I perceived by his manner that he was about to enter on one of those rambling trains of thought— half-homily, half-soliloquy— in which he was wont to indulge, I settled myself by the fireplace, and prepared to go through my accustomed part of an attentive listener. ... "A great man, Frank ! A truly great man ! No token of ancient days escapes his eagle glance, no venerable memorial of former times his observant scrutiny; and still, even he, versed as he is in the monumentary remains of by- gone ages, may yet learn something more, and have no cause to regret his visit to Blarney. Yes ! since our * groves ' are to be honoured by the presence of the learned baronet, , .. ' Sylvse suit consule dignae ! let us make them deserving of his attention. He shall fix his antiquarian eye and rivet his wondering gaze on the rude basaltic mass that crowns the battle- ments of the Main tower r for though he may have seen the ' chair at Scone,' where the Caledonian kings were crowned ; though he may have examined that Scotch pebble in Westminster Abbey, which the Cockneys, in the exercise of a delightful credulity, believe to be "Jacob's pillow ;" though he may have visited the misshapen pillars on Salisbury plain, and the Rock of Cashel, and the ' Hag's Bed," and St. Kevin's petrified matelas at Glendalough, and many a cromlech of Druidical celebrity,— there is a stone yet unexplored, which he shall contemplate to-morrow, and place on record among his most profitable days that on which he shall have paid it homage : ' Hunc, Macrine, diem numera meliore Iapillo ! ' "lam old, Frank. In my wild youth I have seen many of the celebrated writers that adorned the decline of the last century, and shed a lustre over France, too soon eclipsed in blood at its sanguinary close. I have conversed * The republic of letters has great reason to complain of Dr. Maginn, for his non- fulfilment of a positive pledge to publish " a great historical work " on the Mayor of Cork. Owing to this desideratum in the annals of the Empire, I am compelled to bring into notice thus abruptly the most respectable civic worthy that has worn the cocked hat and chain since the days of John Walters, who boldly proclaimed Perkin Warbeck, in the reign of Henry VII., in the market-place of that beautiful city. Knapp's virtues and talents did not, like those of Donna Ines, deserve to be called '* Classic allj Nor lay they chiefly in the mathematical," for his favourite pursuit during the canicule of i8»5, was the extermination of mad dogs ; and so vigorously did he urge the carnage during the summer of his mayoralty, that some thought he wished to eclipse the exploit of St. Patrick in destroying the breed alto- gether, as the saint did that of toads. A Cork poet, the laureate of the mansion-house, has celebrated Knapp's prowess in a didactic composition, entitled "Dog-Killing, a Poem ;" in which the mayor is likened to Apollo in the Grecian camp before Troy, in the opening of the " Iliad : " — Avrap 0ovc irpa>T0i> e* UKero feat Kvvas Apyous. [But as you may think it all mere doggrel, I shall omit to quote from it, though it might edify many a magisterial Dogberry, and prove a real mayor's nest.— F. Cresswell. J with Buffon and with Fontenelle, and held intercourse with Nature's simplest child, Bernardin de St. Pierre, author of 'Paul and Virginia;' Gresset and Marmontel were my college-friends ; and to me, though a frequenter of the halls of Sorbonne, the octogenaire of Ferney was not unknown : nor was I un- acquainted with the recluse of Ermenonville. But what are the souvenirs of a single period, however brilliant and interesting, to the recollections of full seven centuries of historic glory, all condensed and concentrated in Scott? What a host of personages does his name conjure up ! what mighty shades mingle in the throng of attendant heroes that wait his bidding, and form his appropriate retinue ! Cromwell, Claverhouse, and Montrose; Saladin, Front de Bceuf, and Coeur de Lion ; Rob Roy, Robin Hood, and Marmion ; those who fell at Culloden and Flodden Field, and those who won the day at Bannockburn, — all start up at the presence of the Enchanter. I speak not of his female forms of surpassing loveliness — his Flora M'lvor, his Rebecca, his Amy Robsart : these you, Frank, can best admire. But I know not how I shall divest myself of a secret awe when the wizard, with all his spells, shall rise before me. The presence of my old foster-brother, George Knapp, will doubtless tend to dis- sipate the illusion ; but if so it will be by personifying the Bailie Nicol Jarvie of Glasgow, his worthy prototype. Nor are Scott's merits those simply of a pleasing novelist or a-spirit-stirring poet ; his ' Life of Dryden,' his valuable commentaries on Swift, his researches in the dark domain of demonology, his biography of Napoleon, and the sterling views of European policy developed in 'Paul's Letters to his Kinsfolk,' all contribute to enhance his literary pre- eminence. Rightly has Silius Italicus depicted the Carthaginian hero, sur- rounded even in solitude by a thousand recollections of well-earned renown— ' Nee credis inermem 8uem mihi tot cinxere duces : si admoveris ora, annas et Trebiam ante oculos, Romanaque busta, Et Pauli stare ingenlem mirabeiis umbram ! ' Yet, greatly and deservedly as he is prized by his contemporaries, future ages will value him even more ; and his laurel, ever extending its branches, and growing in secret like the ' fame of Marcellus, ' will overshadow the earth. Pos- terity will canonize his every relic; and his footsteps, even in this remote district, will b3 one day traced and sought for by the admirers of genius. For, not- withstanding the breadth and brilliancy of effect with which he waved the torch of mind while living, far purer and more serene will be the lamp that shall glimmer in his tomb and keep vigil over his hallowed ashes : to that fount of inspiration other and minor spirits, eager to career through the same orbit of glory, will recur, and 'In their golden urns draw light.' Nor do I merely look on him as a writer who, by the blandishment of his narra- tive and the witchery of his style, has calmed more sorrow, and caused more happy hours to flow, than any save a higher and a holier page — a writer who, like the autumnal meteor of his own North, has illumined the dull horizon of these latter days with a fancy ever varied and radiant with joyfulness — one who, for useful purposes, has interwoven the plain warp of history with the many- coloured web of his own romantic loom; — but further do I hail in him the genius who has rendered good and true service to the cause of mankind, by driving forth from the temple of Religion, with sarcasm's knotted lash, that canting puritanic tribe who would obliterate from the book of life every earthly enjoyment, and change all its paths of peace into walks of bitterness. I honour him for his efforts to demolish the pestilent influence of a sour and sulky system that would interpose itself between the gospel sun and the world — that retains no heat, imbibes no light, and transmits none; but flings its broad, cold, and disastrous shadow over the land that is cursed with its visitation. D 26 The Works of Father Prout. "The excrescences and superfoetations of my own church most freely do I yield up to his censure ; for while in his Abbot Boniface, his Friar Tuck, and his intriguing Rashleigh, he has justly stigmatized monastic laziness, and de- nounced ultramontane duplicity, he has not forgotten to exhibit the bright reverse of the Roman medal, but has done full measure of justice to the nobler inspirations of our creed, bodied forth in Mary Stuart, Hugo de Lacy, Cathe- rine Seaton, Die Vernon, and Rose de B&anger. Nay, even in his fictions of cloistered life, among the drones of that ignoble crowd, he has drawn minds of another sphere, and spirits whose ingenuous nature and piety unfeigned were not worthy of this world's deceitful intercourse, but fitted them to commune in solitude with Heaven. "Such are the impressions, and such the mood of mind in which I shall accost the illustrious visitor ; and you, Frank, shall accompany me on this occasion." Accordingly, the next morning found Prout, punctual to Knapp's summons, at his appointed post on the top of the castle, keeping a keen look-out for the arrival of Sir Walter. He came, at length, up the "laurel avenue," so called from the gigantic laurels that overhang the path, " Which bowed, As if each brought a new classic wreath to his head ; M and alighting at the castle-gate, supported by Knapp, he toiled up the winding stairs as well as his lameness would permit, and stood at last, with all his fame around him, in the presence of Prout. The form of mutual introduction was managed by Knapp with his usual tact and urbanity ; and the first interchange of thoughts soon convinced Scott that he had lit on no "clod of the valley" in the priest. The confabulation which ensued may remind you of the "Tusculanse Qusestiones" of Tully, or the dialogues "De Oratore," or of Home Tooke's " Diversions of Purley," or of all three together, til void. SCOTT. I congratulate myself, reverend father, on the prospect of having so experienced a guide .in exploring the wonders of this celebrated spot. Indeed, I am so far a member of your communion, that I take delight in pilgrimages ; and you behold in me a pilgrim to the Blarney stone. PROUT. I accept the guidance of so sincere a devotee ; nor has a more accomplished palmer ever worn scrip, or staff, or scollop-shell, in my recollecticta ; nay, more — right honoured shall the pastor of the neighbouring upland feel in affording shelter and hospitality, such as every pilgrim has claim to, if the penitent will deign visit my humble dwelling. SCOTT. My vow forbids ! I must not think of bodily refreshment, or any such pro- fane solicitudes, until I go through the solemn rounds of my devotional career — until I kiss ';' the stone," and explore the " cave where no daylight enters," the "fracture in the battlement," the "lake well stored with fishes," and, finally, " the sweet rock-close." PROUT. All these shall you duly contemplate when you shall have rested from the fatigue of climbing to this lofty eminence, whence, seated on these battlements, you can command a landscape fit to repay the toil of the most laborious pere- grination ; in truth, if the ancient observance were not sufficiently vindicated by your example to-day, I should have thought it my duty to take up the gauntlet for that much-abused set of men, the pilgrims of olden time. A Plea for Pilgrimages. 27 In all cases of initiation to any solemn rites, such as I am about to enter on, it is customary to give an introductory letter to the neophyte ; and as you seem disposed to enlighten us with a preamble, you have got, reverend father, in me a most docile auditor. PROUT. There is a work, Sir Walter, with which I presume you are not unacquainted, which forcibly and beautifully portrays the honest fervour of our forefathers in their untutored views of Christianity: but if the "Tales of the Crusaders" count among their dramatis persona the mitred prelate, the cowled hermit, the croziered abbot, and the gallant templar — strange mixture of daring and devo- tion, — far do I prefer the sketch of that peculiar creation of Catholicity and romance, the penitent under solemn vow, who comes down from Thabor or from Lebanon to embark for Europe : and who in rude garb and with unshodden feet will return to his native plains of Languedoc or Lombardy, displaying with pride the emblem of Palestine, and realizing what Virgil only dreamt of — " Primus Idumseas referam tibi, Mantua, palmas ! " But I am wrong in saying that pilgrimages belong exclusively to our most ancient form of Christianity, or that the patent for this practice appertains to religion at all. It is the simplest dictate of our nature, though piety has con- secrated the practice, and marked it for her own. Patriotism, poetry, philan- thropy, all the arts, and all the finer feelings, have their pilgrimages, their hallowed spots of intense interest, their haunts of fancy and of inspiration. It is the first impulse of every genuine affection, the tendency of the heart in its fervent youthhood ; and nothing but the cold scepticism of an age which Edmund Burke so truly designated as that of calculators and economists, could scoff at the enthusiasm that feeds on ruins such as these, that visits with emotion the battle-field and the ivied abbey, or Shakespeare's grave, or Galileo's cell, or Runnymede, or Marathon. Filial affection has had its pilgrim in Telemachus ; generous and devoted ' loyalty in Blondel, the best of troubadours ; Bruce, Belzoni, and Humboldt, were pilgrims of science ; and John Howard was the sublime pilgrim of philanthropy. Actuated by a sacred feeling, the son of Ulysses visited every isle and inhospitable shore of the boisterous /Egean, until a father clasped him in his arms; — propelled by an equally absorbing attachment, the faithful minstrel of Cceur de Lion sang before every feudal castle in Germany, until at last a dungeon-keep gave back the responsive echo of " O Richard) O mon royl" If Belzoni died toilworn and dissatisfied — if Baron Humboldt is still plodding his course through the South American peninsula, or wafted on the bosom of the Pacific — it is because the domain of science is infinite, and her votaries must never rest : " For there are wanderers o'er eternity, "Whose bark goes on and on, and anchorM ne'er shall be '. " But when Howard explored the secrets of every prison-house in Europe, per- forming that which Burke classically described as "a circumnavigation of charity ; " nay, when, on a still holier errand, three eastern sages came from the boundaries of the earth to do homage to a cradle ; think ye not that in theirs, as in every pilgrim's progress, a light unseen to others shone on the path before them ? derived they not untiring vigour from the exalted nature of their pursuit, felt they not " a pinion lifting every limb " ? Such are the feel- ings which Tasso beautifully describes when he brings his heroes within view of Sion : 28 The Works of Father Prout. " Al grand placer che quella prima vista Dolcemente spird, nell' altrui petto, Alta contrizion successe, mista Di timoroso e riverente afletto. Osano appena d' innalzar la vista Ver la citta, di Cristo albergo eletto, Dove morl, dove sepolto fue f Dove poi rivestl Ie membra sue ! " Canto III. I need not tell you, Sir Walter, that the father of history, previous to taking up the pen of Clio, explored every monument of Upper Egypt ; or that Hero- dotus had been preceded by Homer, and followed by Pythagoras, in this philosophic pilgrimage; that Athens and Corinth were the favourite resorts of the Roman literati, Sylla, Lucullus, and Mecaenas, when no longer the seats of empire ; and that Rome itself is, in its turn, become as well the haunt of the antiquarian as the poet, and the painter, and the Christian pilgrim ; for dull indeed would that man be, duller than the stagnant weed that vegetates on Lethe's shore, who again would put the exploded interrogatory, once fallen, not inaptly, from the mouth of a clown — " 'Quae tanta fuit Romam tibi causa videndi 1 " I mean not to deny that there exist vulgar minds and souls without refinement, whose perceptions are of that stunted nature that they can see nothing in the "pass of Thermopylae" but a gap for cattle; in the "Forum" but a cow- yard ; and for whom St. Helena itself is but a barren rock : but, thank Heaven ! we are not all yet come to that unenviable stage of utilitarian philo- sophy ; and there is still some hope left for the Muses' haunts, when he of Abbotsford blushes not to visit the castle, the stone, and the groves of Blarney. Nor is he unsupported in the indulgence of this classic fancy ; for there exists another pilgrim, despite of modern cavils, who keeps up the credit of the profession — a wayward childe, whose restless spirit has long since spurned the solemn dulness of conventional life, preferring to hold intercourse with the mountain-top and the ocean-brink : Ida and Salamis "are to him companion- ship ;" and every broken shaft, prostrate capital, and marble fragment of that sunny land, tells its tale of other days to a fitting listener in Harold : for him Etruria is a teeming soil, and the spirit of song haunts Ravenna and Parthenope : for him "There is a tomb in Arqua," which to the stolid peasant that wends his way along the Euganeian hills is mute indeed as the grave, nor breathes the name of its indweller; but a voice breaks forth from the mausoleum at the passage of Byron, the ashes of Petrarch grow warm in their marble bed, and the last wish of the poet in his "Legacy " is accomplished : "Then if some bard, who roams forsaken, Shall touch on thy cords in passing along, O may one thought of its master waken The sweetest smile for the Childe ff/Song!" SCOTT. Proud and flattered as I must feel, O most learned divine ! to be classi- fied with Herodotus, Pythagoras, Belzoni, Bruce, and Byron, I fear much that I am but a sorry sort of pilgrim, after all. Indeed, an eminent writer of your church has laid it down as a maxim, which I suspect applies to my case, "Qui multum peregrinantur raro sanctificantur." Does not Thomas 4 Kempis say so? 1 A Plea for Pilgrimages. 29 The doctrine may be sound ; but the book from which you quote is one of those splendid productions of uncertain authorship which we must ascribe to some "great unknown" of the dark ages. SCOTT. Be that as it may, I can give you a parallel sentiment from one of your French poets ; for I understand you are partial to the literature of that merry nation. The pilgrim's wanderings are compared by this Gallic satirist to the meandering course of a river in Germany, which, after watering the plains of Protestant Wirtemberg and Catholic Austria, enters, by way of finale, on the domains of the Grand Turk : ai vu le Danube inconstant, jui, tantdt Catholique et tant6t Protestant, Sen Rome et Luther de son onde ; Mais, comptant a^res pour rien Romain et Luthenen, Finit sa course vagabonde Par n'etre pas meme Chretien, Rarement en courant le monde On devient homme de bien !" By the way, have you seen Stothard's capital print, "The Pilgrimage to Canterbury"? PEOUT. Such orgies on pious pretences I cannot but deplore, with Chaucer, Erasmus, Dryden, and Pope, who were all of my creed, and pointedly condemned them. The Papal hierarchy in this country have repeatedly discountenanced such unholy doings. Witness their efforts to demolish the cavern of Loughderg, called St. Patrick's Purgatory, that has no better claim to antiquity than our Blarney cave, in which " bats and badgers are for ever bred." And still, con- cerning this truly Irish curiosity, there is a document of a droll description in Rymer's " Fcedera," in the 32nd year of Edward III., A.D. 1358. It is no less than a certificate, duly made out by that good-natured monarch, showing to all men as how a foreign nobleman did really visit the Cave of St. Patrick,* and passed a night in its mysterious recesses. * This is, we believe, what Prout alludes to ; and we confess it is a precious relic of olden simplicity, and ought to see the light : — "AD. 1358,. an. 32 Edw. III. " Litters testimonials super mora- in S cti Patricii Purgatorio. Rex universis et singulis ad quos presences litterae pervenerint, salutem ! " Nobilis vir Malatesta Ungarus de Arimenio, miles, ad prsesentiam nostram veniens, mature nobis exposuit quod ipse nuper a terra; suae discedens laribus, Purgatorium Sancti Patricii, infra terrain nostram Hyberniae cons titu turn, in multis corporis sui laboribus peregrfe visit&rat, ac per Integra? diei ac noctis continuatum spatium, ut est inoris, clausus manserat in eodem, nobis cum instantia supplicando, ut in prxmissorum veracius fulcU mentum regales nostras litteras inde sibi concedere dignaremur. " Nos autem ipsius peregrinationis considerantes periculosa discrimina, licet tanti nobilis in hac parte nobis assertio sit accepta, quia tamen dilecti ac fidelis nostri Almarici de S*° Amando, militis, justiciarii nostri Hyberniae, simul ac Prions et Conventus loci dicti Purgatorii, et etiam aliorum auctoritatis multse virorum litteris, aliisque Claris evi- dentiis informamur quod dictus nobilis hanc peregrinationem rile perfecerat et etiam antmosi. "Dignum duximus super his testimonium nostrum favorabiliter adhibere, ut sublato cujusvis dubitationis involucro, praemissorum Veritas singulis lucidius patefiat, has litteras nostras sigillo regio consignatas ilH duximus concedendas. " Dat' in palatio nostro West', xxiv die Octobris, 1358/' Rymer's Feedera t hy Caley. London, 1835. Vol. iii. pt. i. p. 408. 30 TIte Works of Father Prout. SCOTT. I was aware of the existence of that document, as also of the remark made by one Erasmus of Rotterdam concerning the said cave : " Non desunt hodie qui descendunt, sedprius triduano enecti jejunio ne sano capite ingrediantur,"* Erasmus, reverend friend, was an honour to your cloth ; but as to Edward III., I am not surprised he should have encouraged such excursions, as he belonged to a family whose patronymic is traceable to a pilgrim's vow. My reverend friend is surely in possession of the historic fact, that the name of Plantagenet is derived from pldnie de genest, a sprig of heath, which the first Duke of Anjou wore in his helmet as a sign of penitential humiliation, when about to depart for the Holy Land ; though why a broom-sprig should indicate lowliness is not satisfactorily explained. PROUT. The monks of that day, who are reputed to have been very ignorant, were perhaps acquainted with the "Georgics" of Virgil, and recollected the verse — " Quid majora sequar? Salices Immilesque Genista." II. 434. SCOTT. I suppose there is some similar recondite allusion in that unaccountable deco- ration of every holy traveller's accoutrement, the scollop-shell? or was it merely used to quaff the waters of the brook ? It was first assumed by the penitents who resorted to the shrine of St. Jago di Compostella, on the western coast of Spain, to betoken that they had extended their penitential excursion so far as that sainted shore ; just as the palm-branch was sufficient evidence of a visit to Palestine. Did not the soldiers of a Roman general fill their helmets with cockles on the brink of the German Ocean? By the bye, when my laborious and learned friend the renowned Abbe Trublet, in vindicating the deluge against Voltaire, instanced the heaps of marine remains and conchylia on the ridge of the Pyrenees, the witty reprobate of Ferney had the unblushing effrontery to assert that those were shells left behind by the pilgrims of St. Jacques on recrossing the moun- tains. SCOTT. I must not, meantime, forget the objects of my devotion; and with your benison, reverend father, shall proceed to examine the "stone." * Erasmus in Adagia, artic. de antra Trophonii. See also Camden's account of this cave in his Hybertiue Description edition of 1504, p. 671. It is a singular fact, though little known, that from the visions said to occur in this cavern, and bruited abroad by the fraternity of monks, whose connection with Italy was constant and intimate, Dante took the first hint of his Divina Commedia, // Purgatorio. Such was the celebrity this cave had obtained in Spain, that the great dramatist Calderon made it the subject of one of his best pieces ; and it was so well known at the court of Ferrara, that Ariosto introduced it into his Orlando Furioso, canto x. stanza 92. " Quindi Ruggier, poichedi banda in banda Vide gl' Inglesi, and6 verso 1' Irlanda E vide Ibernia fabulosa, dove II santo vecchiarel fece la cava In che tanta niercEj par che si trove, Che 1' uom vi purga ogni sua colpa prava ! " [F. Cresswelu] A Plea for Pilgrimages. 31 PROUT. You behold, Sir Walter, in this block the most valuable remnant of Ireland's ancient glory, and the most precious lot of her Phoenician inheritance ! Pos- sessed of this treasure, she may well he designated " First flower of the earth and first gem of the sea ; " for neither the musical stone of Memnon, that "so sweetly played in tune," nor the oracular stone at Delphi, nor the lapidary talisman of the Lydian Gyges, nor the colossal granite shaped into a sphinx in Upper Egypt, nor Stonehenge, nor the Pelasgic walls of Italy's Palaistrina, offer so many attrac- tions. The long-sought lapis philosophorum, compared with this jewel, dwindles into insignificance ; nay, the savoury fragment which was substituted for the infant Jupiter, when Saturn had the mania of devouring his children ; the Luxor obelisk ; the treaty-stone of Limerick, with all its historic endear- ments ; the zodiacal monument of Denderach, with all its astronomic impor- tance; the Elgin marbles with all their sculptured, the Arundelian with all their lettered, riches, — cannot for a moment stand in competition with the Blarney block. What stone in the world, save this alone, can communicate to the tongue that suavity of speech, and that splendid effrontery, so necessary to get through life ? Without this resource, how could Brougham have managed to delude the English public, or Dan O'Connell to gull even his own country- men? How could St. John Long thrive? or Dicky Sheil prosper? What else could have transmuted my old friend Pat Lardner into a man of letters — LL.D., F.R.S.L. and E., M.R.I.A., F.R.A.S., F.L.S., F.Z.S., F.C.P.S., &c, &c. ? What would have become of Spring Rice? and who would have heard of Charley Phillips ? When the good fortune of the above-mentioned individuals can be traced to any other source, save and except the Blarney stone, I am ready to renounce my belief in it altogether. This palladium of our country was brought hither originally by the Phoe- nician colony that peopled Ireland, and is the best proof of our eastern parentage. The inhabitants of Tyre and Carthage, who for many years had the Blarney stone in their custody, made great use of the privilege, as the proverbs fides Punica, Tyripsque Hlingues, testify. Hence the origin of this wondrous talisman is of the remotest antiquity. , Strabo, Diodorus, and Pliny, mention the arrival of the Tyrians in Ireland about the year 883 before Christ, according to the chronology of Sir Isaac Newton, and the twenty-first year after the sack of Troy. Now, to show that in all their migrations they carefully watched over this treasure of eloquence and source of diplomacy, I need only enter into a few etymological details. Carthage, where they settled for many centuries, but which turns out to have been only a stage and resting-place in the progress of their western wanderings, bears in its very name the trace of its having had in its possession and custody the Blarney stone. This city is called in the Scrip- ture Tarsus, or Tarshish, V*VHS\, which in Hebrew means a valuable stone, a stone of price, rendered in your authorized (?) version, where it occurs in the 28th and 39th chapters of Exodus, by the specific term beryl, a sort of jewel. In his commentaries on this word, an eminent rabbi, Jacob Rodrigues Moreira, the Spanish Jew, says that Carthage is evidently the Tarsus of the Bible, and he reads the word thus— Win, accounting for the termina- tion in ish, by which Carthago becomes tarshish, in a very plausible way : "now," says he, " our peoplisn have de very great knack of ending dere vords in ish; for if you go on the 'Change, you will hear the great man Nicholish Rotchild calling the English coin monish." — See Lectures delivered in the Western Synagogue, by J. R. M. But, further, does it not stand to reason that there must be some other latent way of accounting for the purchase of as much ground as an ox-hide would cover, besides the generally received and most unsatisfactory explanation ? The fact is, the Tynans bought as much land as their Blarney stone would require to fix itself solidly, — " Taurino quantum potuit circumdare tergo ; '" and having got that much, by the talismanic stone they humbugged and deluded the simple natives, and finally became the masters of Africa. I confess you have thrown a new and unexpected light on a most obscure passage in ancient history ; but how the stone got at last to the county of Cork, appears to me a difficult transition. It must give you great trouble. My dear sir, don't mention it ! It went to Minorca with a chosen body of Carthaginian adventurers, who stole it away as their best safeguard on the expedition. They first settled at Port Mahon, — a spot so called from the clan of the O'Mahonys, a powerful and prolific race still flourishing in this county; just as the Nile had been previously so named from the tribe of the O'Neils, its aboriginal inhabitants. All these matters, and many more curious points, will be one day revealed to the world by my friend Henry O'Brien, in his work on the Round Towers of Ireland. Sir, we built the pyramids before we left Egypt ; and all those obelisks, sphinxes, and Memnonic stones, were but emblems of the great relic before you. George Knapp, who had looked up to Prout with dumb amazement from the commencement, here pulled out his spectacles, to examine more closely the old block, while Scott shook his head doubtingly. " I can convince the most obstinate sceptic, Sir Walter," continued the learned doctor, "of the intimate connection that subsisted between us and those islands which the Romans called insula Ba hares, without knowing the signification of the words which they thus applied. That they were so called from the Blarney stone, will appear at once to any person accustomed to trace Celtic derivations : the Ulster king of arms, Sir William Betham, has shown it by the following scale." Here Prout traced with his cane on the muddy floor of the castle the words " B«L«ARm iNiK&E=Blam* ! " Prodigious ! My reverend friend, you' have set the point at rest for ever — rem acu tetigistil Have the goodness to proceed. Setting sail from Minorca, the expedition, after encountering 'a desperate storm, cleared the Pillars of Hercules, and landing in the Cove of Cork, deposited their treasure in the greenest spot and the shadiest groves of this beautiful vicinity. SCOTT. How do you account for their being left by the Carthaginians in quiet pos- session of this invaluable deposit? , PROUT. They had sufficient tact (derived from their connection with the stone) to give out, that in the storm it had been thrown overboard to relieve the ship, in lati- A Plea for Pilgrimages. 33 tude 36 14", longitude 24 . A search was ordered by the senate of Carthage, and the. Mediterranean was dragged without effect; but the mariners of that sea, according to Virgil, retained a superstitious reverence for every submarine appearance of a stone : " Saxa vocant Itali mediis quas in fluctibus aras ! " And Aristotle distinctly says, in his treatise "De Mirandis," quoted by the erudite Justus Lipsius, that a law was enacted against any further intercourse with Ireland. His words are : "In man, extra Herculis Columnas, insulam desertam inventam fuisse sylvS, nemorosam, in quam crebrd Carfhaginienses commearint, et sedes etiam fixerint : sed veriti ne nimis cresceret, et Carthago laberetur, edicto cavisse ne quis poena capitis ed deinceps navigaret," The fact is, Sir Walter, Ireland was always considered a lucky spot, and constantly excited the jealousy of Greeks, Romans, and people of every country. The Athenians thought that the ghosts of departed heroes were transferred to our fortunate island, which they call, in the war-song of Harmo- dius and Aristogiton, the land of O's and Macs : $i\th0' 'Ap/io<5i, ovte trov TeSi/ij/caff, Ntjo-ois 8' tv MAK ap' GN at ipaaiv ttvai. And the " Groves of Blarney " have been commemorated by the Greek poets many centuries before the Christian era. SCOTT. There is certainly somewhat of Grecian simplicity in the old song itself ; and if Pindar had been an Irishman, I think he would have celebrated this favourite haunt in a style not very different from Millikin's classic rhapsody. PROUT. Millikin, the reputed author of that song, was but a simple translator from the Greek original. Indeed, I have discovered, when abroad, in the library of Cardinal Mazarin, an old Greek manuscript, which, after diligent examination, I am convinced must be the oldest and ' ' princeps editio " of the song. I begged to be allowed to copy it, in order that I might compare it with the ancient Latin or Vulgate translation which is preserved in the Brera at Milan ; and from a strict and minute comparison with that, and with the Norman-French copy which is appended to Doomsday-book, and the Celtic-Irish fragment pre- served by Crofton Croker (rejecting as spurious the Arabic, Armenian, and Chaldaic stanzas on the same subject, to be found in the collection of the Royal Asiatic Society), I have come to the conclusion that the Greeks were the undoubted original contrivers of that splendid ode ; though whether we ascribe it to Tyrtaeus or Callimachus will depend on future evidence ; and perhaps. Sir Walter, you would give me your opinion, as I have copies of all the versions I allude to at my dwelling on the hill. SCOTT. I cannot boast, learned father, of much nous in Hellenistic matters; but should find myself quite at home in the Gaelic and Norman-French, to inspect which I shall with pleasure accompany you : so here I kiss the stone ! Thewondersof " the castle," and "cave," and "lake," were speedily gone over ; and now, according to the usage of the dramatist, modo Soma, modb fan it Athenis, we shift the scene to the tabernacle of Father Prout on Water- grasshill, where, round a small table, sat Scott, Knapp, and Prout — a trium- virate of critics never equalled. The papers fell into my hands when the table was cleared for the subsequent repast ; and thus I am able to submit to the world's decision what these three could not decide, viz., which is the original version of the " Groves of Blarney." P * 34 The Works of Father Prout. Zfy Grofaes of 93Iam?p. Le Bois de Blarnaye. I. Charmans bocages t i. The groves of Blarney, They look so charming, Vous me ravissez, Down by the purlings Of sweet silent brooks, Que d'avantages Vous riunissez I All decked by posies Rockers salvages, That spontaneous grow there, Paisibles ruisseaux, Planted in order Tendres ramages In the rocky nooks. Degentils oiseaux .* 'Tis there the daisy, Dans ce doux parage And the sweet carnation, Aiinable Nature The blooming pink, A fait italage And the rose so fair ; D'Hernelle verdure : Likewise the lily, Et lesfleurs, & mesure Qttelles croissent, a raison De la belle saison And the daffodilly — All flowers that scent The sweet open air. Font driller lenrparure. II. II. 'Tis Lady Jeffers Cest Madame de Jefferts % Owns this plantation ; Femmepleine d'addtvsse, Like Alexander, Qui sur ces beaux diserts Or like Helen fair, Rigne enfihre princesse. Elle exerce ses droits There's no commander In all the nation, Comme dame tnaitresse. For regulation Dans cette forteresse Can With her compare. Que la hautje vols. Plus sage millefois Qit Hilene on CUopatre, Cromvel seulput Vabb&tre, Such walls surround her, That no nine-pounder Could ever plunder Her place of strength ; La mettant aux abois, But Oliver Cromwell, Quand, allumant sa mrche. Her he did pommel, Point ne tira au hasard, And made a breach Mais bum dans son rempett In her battlement. Pit irreparable brie tie. III. III. There is a cave wliere // est dans ccs vallons No daylight enters. Une sombre caveme, But cats and badgers Ouiamais nous n'allons Qu armis dune lanterne. La mousse en cette grotte Are for ever bred ; And mossed by nature Makes it completer Tapissant ckaque matte Than a coach-and-six, Vous offre des so/as ; Or a downy bed. Et la se trouve unie 'Tis there the lake is La douce symphonie Well stored .with fishes, Des kiboux et des chats. And comely eels in Toutpres on voii un lac, The verdant mud ; Oil lespoissons affluent ', Besides the leeches. And groves of beeches. Standing in order Avec asses de sangsues Pour en remplir un sac; Et sur ces bords champitrcs To guard the flood. On aplanU des nitres. A Plea for Pilgrimages, 35 *H 'TXij BXapvixq. > Blarneum Nemus, a. Ttjs BXapvia? ai iiAai I. Quisquis hlc in lsetU 4>epiu to an-av crot. V. Flumbea signa Deum Nemus ornant, grande trophasum ! Stas ibi, Bacche teres ! Nee sine fruge Ceres Neptunique vago De fi limine surgit imago ; Julius hlc Caesar Stat, Nabechud que Nezar ! Navicula insonti Dat cuique pericula pon ti, Si quis cy mba hac cum Vult super ire lacum. Carmini huic ter sum Conatus hlc addere versum : Pauper at ingenio. Plus nihil invenio ! Exet Ai0oe r evpT}0*CL(, Avrof fitv ft elerj Caoirj Nl't ceaijpeAbijA Ajri ptbi)* tjrie Cornel leici cam AfjucrAir &' T-»Sat' Ca cairAeAn 'i)» cionjcioU. ijAleop |c plcupiA. £1 bAitAio ceA^A &'at»5mi) da rsnior ; Hec Ollbeit CrionjfMl; o'jrfis 50 j:Aij 1. Sir flw beAjujA iqS|i joija ralcA no-* * Fragment of a Celtic MS., from the King's Library, Copenhagen. |Q »< .»««:"