? ul == ) Cornell University Library Dthaca, New York CHARLES WILLIAM WASON COLLECTION CHINA AND THE CHINESE THE GIFT OF CHARLES WILLIAM WASON CLASS OF 1876 1918 Travels on horseback brary | yHE JANTHON Piprary. | ee COLLECTED BY CHARLES ANTHON, Professor of Greek and Latin in Columbia College. | | | | | | | | | Purchased by Cornell University, 1868. yy, TRAVELS ON HORSEBACK MANTCHU TARTARY. LONDON PRINTED BY SPOTTISWOODE AND OO, NEW-STREET SQUARE “PeWoeT EL ism Wopuoy “VNIHO 30 TIVM IVAEXD AHL QNOQATG MZIA V_ RL BI DT 92 TRAVELS ON HORSEBACK IN MANTCHU TARTARY: BEING A SUMMER’S RIDE BEYOND THE GREAT WALL OF CHINA. BY GEORGE FLEMING, Eso. With a Map and numerous Illustrations, LONDON: HURST AND BLACKETT, PUBLISHERS, SUCCESSORS TO HENRY COLBURN, 13 GREAT MARLBOROUGH STREET. 1863. The Right of Translation is reserved, _ TO A. MICHIE, ESQ. OF SHANGHAI, THESE PAGES ARE INSCRIBED IN KINDLY REMEMBRANCE OF HIS PLEASANT AND VALUABLE COMPANIONSHIP DURING A LONG RIDE IN A _ DISTANT REGION. Comes jucundus in via pro vehiculo est. PREFACE. ARTLY to while away the tedium and monotony of a long sea voyage from China to England, and partly to redeem a promise made before leaving that country, the following narrative of a somewhat novel ride through one of the most distant regions of the great Chinese empire was written for publication. Much as its southern portion has been explored and de- scribed, little in reality is known regarding the far north, more especially of those hitherto inaccessible districts which border on, or lie beyond, that marvellous monument of human industry—the Great Wall, in its course along the eastern margin of Old China. It is therefore hoped that an attempt to describe the general features of the country, and the special charac- teristics of the northern Chinese—differing as they do very widely from their brethren of the south—together with the incidents inseparable from the wanderings of two adven- turous Britons travelling in their proper costume, for nearly seven hundred miles, among a people to whom the vill PREFACE. existence of such a place as Great Britain was unknown— may prove in some degree interesting. It may be a long time before Europeans will again venture so far as from the vicinity of Peking to the birthplace of the Mantchu dynasty, and journey unscathed through the fair pro- vinces that exist between the two capitals, inhabited by thousands of an industrious race, to whom rebellion and its attendant horrors are unknown. So, until a more leisurely survey can be made of this extensive tract by those who care to travel such a distance, and do not object to very unpleasant fare and very bad accommodation— for the country is not quite adapted to the thousand and one desires of dilettante tourists—these notes of a holiday pilgrimage the author hopes will not be unacceptable to the general reader. Wootwicu: May 18638. CONTENTS. CHAPTER I. Summer at Tien-tsin — Extremes of Temperature in North China— Ask Leave to Travel in the Country—Difficulty of obtaining Permission—Our Passports — Official and Non-Official — Our travelling Equipment and ‘Mount ’— Dislike of Chinese Interpreters to Travel, and our Juvenile Bargain . : 2 j ; : . A : 3 . PAGE 1 CHAPTER II. Fugitive Sinologues —‘ Have Whilo’— Start without Interpreters — Our Chinese Groom — The ‘ Heavenly Ford’ —Its Streets, Shops, and People — The Peiho— A melting Sentry—The open Plain—Our First Attempt at the Flowery Language — ‘Pigeon English’ — Sight of the Western Mountains — The Village of Te-tau and its Inn — A Restless Night and a Mosquito Entertainment : : ; : 3 : . . 214 CHAPTER III. Story of the General Choo iy ; : : 3 : : . 88 CHAPTER IV. Long Bills — Mosquito Tactics — Raised Villages and lonely Country —A watery District — Military Station — Chinese Soldiers, their Qualities and Traditions — Endurance of Pain — The Number one Doctor — Ma-yuen, a Chinese Warrior — Discipline, Fidelity, Cruelty towards Prisoners — Death before Dishonour — The Aversion of the People to bear Arms — Imperial Armies — Military Institutions — Our Co-travellers — Great Thirst — Heads of the People— Beggardom — Heartless Pilferers . 49 CHAPTER V. The Hundred-spirited Bird — Ancient Rustic — Inexpensive Costumes — The Inn at Che-tur— Mid-day Halt — Tartar Ponies— Superiority of Mules — Mandarin’s travelling Equipage and Escort — Non-observance of Sunday in China — The Western Mountains . ‘ + j « 8 x CONTENTS. CHAPTER VII. Village of Tchung-wah-kow — River Pehtang — Unpleasant Reminiscences —A Disagreeable Immersion — Adventures of a Night— A Dreadful Dormitory — Hard Times — Town of Qui-toosa — Inn at Fung-tai — Bad Accommodation — Fellow-Lodger’s excessive Curiosity — Refreshing Sleep PAGE 89 CHAPTER VIII. The Town of Fung-tai—An improving Country, and the Thrift of its Inhabitants — Its Agriculture — Recollections of Home — Grain-fields — Gardens — Agricultural Industry —The Grave-yards— Wayside Wells —The Village Patriarchs —The Hamlet of Hanchung— Our Reception —‘Men of the Great veer Nation’ — a -hunters — Fan- inscribing 103 CHAPTER IX. Cultivation of Indigo— Bed of the Tau-hd— Manufacture of Pottery — A Chinese Doctor — An Orator—New Door-fastening — Efficacy of Flagellation — A Row — Bad Water and worse Tea —Repulsive mode of serving up Poultry — Chinese Minstrel — Recollections of Celtic Music — Chinese Singing — Native Fiddle. ; ‘ 3 a . 119 CHAPTER X. An Uncivil and Extortionate Landlord —A Row — Presents — Advantages of being without an Interpreter —TIll-feeling between Northern and Southern Chinese — Peking and Canton Coolies — Three Roads — The Happy Medium — Market-day at Coo Yuh — Butcher’s Meat — Pork — Cattle — Lively Road— Family Groups— ‘A Tien-tsin Merchant — Poverty in a Sandy Region — pees Recognition — Birds —‘ The Bird of Joy,’ and its Tradition i - . 3 ‘3 . 187 CHAPTER XI. The Town of Lanchow — A Natural-footed Beauty — Native Merchant — Eating-Houses— The Lan-hé— An Arcadia — Beautiful Landscape — Travelling Soldiers — Greedy Boatmen — A Beau Sabreur — His friendly Interposition — The Snug Inn at Shih Mun— North China Dwellings, and their Peculiarities — Gardens — Stone and Brick — Absence of Monu- ments and Paucity of Sculpture . ‘ : 3 ; ; . 158 CHAPTER XII. Superstitious Fancies — The Horse-shoe — Words of Good Omen — Chinese Lares and Penates— Household Furniture — Use of the Kang — Hot CONTENTS. al Air — The Domestic Hearth — Preference for an English Fireside — A Chinese Armoury—Use of the Bow—Muscular Developement—Throwing the Stone — A Pleasant Reflection — Chinese Respect for Age— A Night Storm — Our Arms : z PAGE 187 CHAPTER XIII. A miserable Morning — A Rainy Day in China— Glimpses of Sunshine — A Thunderstorm and a thorough Soaking — Chinese Thoroughfares after heavy Showers — Being Half Drowned — Bad Roads— Management of Animals by the Chinese — Chang-le-tow — Its Defences— Hostile Pre- parations — Roadside Scenery — The lost Cart— Chinese Sign-board for an Inn ‘ : : : ; ; : ‘ : é . 209 CHAPTER XIV. Old-fashioned Town — Mutilated Feet of Chinese Women — An Inspection and its Result— The Deformity considered a Proof of Gentility — Chinese Dogs— Town Scavengers — Losing our Way—Change in Costume — Comfortable Dress— Warm Clothing Enormous Boots— A China- man’s Wardrobe — Chinese Pigs and their Treatment — Singular Deli- cacies— A suspicious Inn, and its Occupants— The Opium-smoker — Use of that Drug — Its Effects exaggerated . : , : . 227 CHAPTER XV. Early Rising in Chinese Inns— The Ferry at the Yang-hé — The travelled Florin — Flooded Roads — Fear and Curiosity — Travellers on the High- way—Tubercles of the Water-lily, and its Uses — Arrowwort — A Marshy Region under Cultivation — A Chinese Albino . é . 262 CHAPTER XVI. Bird Slaughtering— Water Fowl— Masked Batteries — Gathering the Nelembium Root — Fishing — Roadside Sanctuaries —— The Sea — Sand- hills — Midday Inn — First Peep of the Great Wall — Village Urchins— ‘No Tails’ — A Female Equestrian — The Gathering at Shan-hai Kwan — An Inhospitable Hostelry—The Value of our Passports — Sorry Quarters : ‘ : . : ; 274 CHAPTER XVII. The Spy System — The Police — The Frontier Guard-room — A Polite Old Soldier — French Polish at the Great Wall— The Thumb-mometer — Official Objections to our ascending the Mountains—A Conference — Woo-shi— A sultry Morning —I attempt the Ascent alone — Staveley Peak — Taking Bearings — The End of the Great Wall—lIts Present Condition and Wonderful Course — Accounts of Travellers — A vast Con- ception and a Monument of Industry . ‘ . : : . 3812 Xil : CONTENTS. CHAPTER XVIII. History of the Great Wall of China — Its Character as a worthy National Trophy compared with some other Works of Antiquity—A hot Descent and a lost Outlet — Fearful Midday Heat— Impending Sunstroke and its Sensations— A hard Day’s Struggle — Merciful Fountains— A happy Resurrection and friendly Peasantry . : : 3 - PAGE 335 CHAPTER XIX. Accommodation Gratis—Leaving the City— Chinese Civility — Good-bye to the Hill-sea barrier — The Punishment of the Cangue— The Coreans, Japanese, and Chinese — Our Consort — Beyond the Great Wall — Coast Line of Defence and Probable History—Grand View of the Wall — Father Verbiest — Hunting with Hawk and Hound —Hun-chow—A Tartar Caravansary — Rustic Theatres — Roadside Companions — The Village Blacksmith — The Shoeing Smith and Farrier . ; . 3870 CHAPTER XX. Pastoral Life — Industry — Yellow-skinned Vulcans—M. Abel Rémusat on the Influence of Asiatic Ingenuity on the Nations of the West—Horse- shoeing in China—Farrier’s Instruments— The Chinese Veterinary Sur- geon — Horse-flesh — Chung-hue-soh . : ‘ : . . 3892 CHAPTER XXI. Sunday Morning — Lonely Scenery — Beggars— Ruins of Ning Yuen Chow —Grain Wagons— Mantchurian Li— Stupidity of the Country People— Shin Shan — A Pastoral Picture-— Convoy of Cattle —The Flocks — Pack Saddle Transport — The Approach to Kin Chow — Kin Chow—The Market-place — Meat and Fruit — Good Humour of the Chinese . 410 CHAPTER XXII. Rabid Curiosity — Filthy Habits of the People — Their Indifference to the Properties of Soap and Water — She-tsou-tang at Tien-tsin — Steaming Chinese — Cost of Vapour Bath — Physical Superiority cf the Men of North China — Good Service — Ignorance of the Great English Nation — Cultivation of Tobacco—Wells of Ta-ling — Mantchu Horses—Suspicious Characters . 4 ‘ : 2 % ; ‘ ‘ : . 426 CHAPTER XXIII. Early Hours — Granite Houses — Carriers’ Carts — Fear of Highwaymen — Marshy Country — Salt Manufactories at Ten-sha-hor — A Funeral Party —North China Song-birds— Their Capture, Treatment, and Qualities — Trained Falcons for Bird-catching — The Pe- ere Wha-mi— A Fixture and its Consequences ; : 5 é , . 448 CONTENTS. xi CHAPTER XXIV. Pastoral Country — ‘ Koong-shi’ — Farm-houses — Profitable Employment of Sewage — Ignorance of Dairy Produce — Humble Dormitory — A Young Mandarin — Banks of the Liau-hé — Boat Voyage — Arrival at Newchwang—An unfriendly Reception—Inhospitable Landlord. pacz 463 CHAPTER XXV. A welcome Halt — Approach to the New British Settlement at Ying-tsze— Mr. Meadows the English Consul — Enjoyment of English Comforts — Shock of an Earthquake -- Sentiments of a Comprador respecting the unprofitableness of British Travellers —Trade at the New Port— Cha- racter of the People of this portion of China— Native Ships — New Passports. ‘ : ‘ : ‘ ; : ; : . 480 CHAPTER XXVI. Our New Attendants — Precautions — Indisposition — Newchwang again — Our Conductors— ‘Tea is not Tea, and Rice is not Rice’— A ‘Sovereign’ Remedy — The Village School-room— Shu Shan— The Mountains — A distant View of Liau Yang — Orchards — Harvest-time — Disagree- able Spectators — The City of Liau Yang in the Early Morning — Trades- men and Mechanics — Northern and Southern Pagodas— The Taitse-hé — The Liau — Highways — The People ; ‘ . 493 CHAPTER XXVII. Elevation of the Land— Town of Pay-ta-pu— Games of Chance — The Huin-hé — Curious Monument and Llama Priests — Suburbs of Moukden —The Police and their Commander — Clearing the Way — The Streets and Trades and the Crowd — A Fat Boniface— Condition of the Capital — Tartar Traces— A Bird’s-eye View . : 4 : ‘ . 516 CHAPTER XXVIII. History of Moukden — Account of it by Father Verbiest — Kien-lung’s Eulogium of the Tartar Capital—The Pen and the Ke — Popular Excitement at our Appearance — A Moukden Merchant — The Tartars at a Discount — Our Visit to the Palace prevented — The Water-gun — Lower Temperature at Moukden — Chinese Artist — Return Journey — Lord John Hay — Doing the sa cae On Board the ‘Odin’ — Re- visiting the Wall : : 2 : : z ‘ . 586 CHAPTER XXIX. A Brief Narrative of a Journey beyond Peking, to the Coal-mines . 557 LIST OF ILLUSTRATIONS. A VIEW BEYOND THE GREAT WALL OF CHINA A STREET IN TIEN-TSIN . ‘ A CHINESE HORSE-DEALER : : START FROM TIEN-TSIN ; j FIRST NIGHT’S HALTING-PLACE 3 COMFORT OF A CHINESE INN—THE COMET CHINESE GUARD-HOUSE ‘ . A WARNING TO ROBBERS : ’ CHINESE BEGGARS : GRASS-CUTTING : , MANDARIN’S TRAVELLING CARRIAGE . FARMER'S TEAM 3 , ‘ A ROADSIDE WELL . ‘ ‘ CLEARING THE ROOM . ‘ WANDERING MINSTRELS : : PEOPLE RETURNING FROM THE MARKET VIEW OF LANCHOW . é at THE YANG YIN PAH KWA . 2 TARTAR BOW AND ARROW : ‘ STRINGING THE BOW . ‘ : DINING BEFORE AN AUDIENCE. EXTREMES OF FASHION ‘ : A PIG-DRIVER . ; : THE INN OF YANG-CHOW ‘ 3 GATHERING THE ROOT OF THE WATER-LILY THE ROADSIDE SANCTUARY i A LADY ON DONKEY- BACK . INN AT THE WALL—THE USELESS PASSPORT A POLITE OLD SOLDIER . . THE GREAT WALL FROM STAVELEY PEAK TO THE GULF . FRONTISPIECE PAGE ‘ . 2 : ac 1: : . 22 : . 80 a . 86 ; . d4 . . 69 ‘ «BL ‘ . 74 7 . 82 , . 85 . 113 . 125 . 129 : . 148 , . 173 7 - 190 : . 199 é 200 . 203 ¢ . 229 7 . 245 5 - 251 : . 278 . 282 ; . 290 ; . 803 : . 317 . » 825 XVi LIST OF ILLUSTRATIONS. SLEEPING IN A SPRING 3 THE GENIL OF THE MOUNTAIN : : ’ TARTAR SHOES. a ; . TNE PUNISHMENT OF THE CANGUE . . A HUNTING PARTY (FROM A NATIVE DRAWING) : A CARAVANSARY BEYOND THE WALL . : TARTAR LADIES . : . . ‘ A JUGGLER’S CART. : ‘ . HORSE-SHOEING : ‘ i . TARTAR HORSE-SHOE . 3 . THE HORSE DOCTOR . : . LANDSCAPE IN MANTCHURIA . i ; . VICTUALLING IN KINCHOW. . ; ; FAST INTHE MUD. ’ : 3 : THE MOB AT NEWCHWANG . , 5 FUH. : . : ‘ THE VILLAGE SCHOOL . ; VIEW OF LIAU-YANG . 5 j PAGODA OF LIAU-YANG ; : : 4 FERRY BY LIAU-YANG . . : : TARTAR SOLDIERS : LLAMA MONUMENT. ; . ; : ENTRY INTO MOUKDEN : ; PLAN OF MOUKDEN . ‘ ‘ 3 F COURT-YARD WALL. . ‘ MAP. ROUTE FROM TIEN-TSIN TO MOUKDEN. PAGE 357 363 366 374 . 882 385 . 888 890 400 . 400 406 417 424 460 ATT . 491 498 . 499 . 506 510 514 521 . 524 . 534 . 542 TRAVELS ON HORSEBACK IN MANTCHU TARTARY.. ——-0:0¢3 00 —— CHAPTER I. SUMMER AT TIEN-TSIN — EXTREMES OF TEMPERATURE IN NORTH CHINA — ASK LEAVE TO TRAVEL IN THE COUNTRY — DIFFICULTY OF OBTAIN- ING PERMISSION — OUR PASSPORTS — OFFICIAL AND NON-OFFICIA L— OUR TRAVELLING EQUIPMENT AND ‘MOUNT’ — DISLIKE OF CHINESE INTERPRETERS TO TRAVEL, AND OUR JUVENILE BARGAIN. HE month of July, 1861, was ushered into the distant supreme province of the Middle Kingdom, as delightful old Spenser has it, ‘boiling like to fire,’ and with such an unexpected fierceness and ardent intensity as took everyone of the foreign community, civil and military, located within or without the walls of the city of Tien-tsin, by surprise. It altogether banished from their minds the favourable opinions they had been forming as to the salubrity of the climate of North China, as well as smothered the grateful expressions they were about to pour forth, at their good fortune in being permitted to spend a whole summer in the country, and miss the sickly effects of a season always justly dreaded by Europeans in the southern portions of the empire. It seemed but yesterday since we were shivering and freezing in the glacial temperature of an almost arctic winter, B 2 INCLEMENT WEATHER. with sharp-cutting winds sweeping everything animated into sheltered nooks and recesses, and whirling dust and earth high up in the air, until the daylight was nearly eclipsed by a canopy of opaque clouds of as muddy a tinge and repulsive an appearance as the turbid waters of the Peiho ; gL pr lll we ERE Zi ES a L Ne Lab Ps Lily Ry } es ALT RS i CA a & TESS YG hi Oe eS Wg Will HRS 4 A Street in Tien-tsin. while we, muffled in every available shred of woollen stuff, closely enveloped in furs and sheepskins, and with ears and noses carefully’ guarded from the ‘wind’s keen tooth,’ by curious appliances attached to gigantic head-covers of cotton- quilted pelage, huddled around the feeble fire of mess or’ EXTREMES OF TEMPERATURE. 3 sleeping room, through which the breeze sported in the most wanton and malignant spirit. It seemed, as I have said, but yesterday since we were striving to maintain vitality, and keep noses, ears, and toes safe from the frigid regions of a Spitzbergen winter ; yet here we were, with unknown, and therefore unguarded, violence, projected into the warmest corner of the torrid zone—transported, as if by the influence of some malevolent genii, from the inhospitable regions of Greenland to the unwelcome plains of Hindostan. Truly this is a climate of excess, of rapid transitions from heat to cold, of dust-storm and cloudless sky, relentless cold and un- mitigable heat; and its effects require no small amount of elasticity of constitution, physical tenacity, and mental rigi- dity, to successfully encounter such strange treatment. The universal cry, or rather plaintive vapid murmur, sounded feebly from every tongue, ‘Oh, isn’t it hot!’ ‘ What blazing weather!’ ‘Never felt it so dreadfully warm in India!’ ‘I wish we had the winter again!’ with other interjections, interrogations, and complaints, as pithy and laconic as strength or resolution would allow. And there could be no difference of opinion about it, for the weather was disagreeably hot. No matter whether the thermometer, suspended in the shade of a brick wall with a northern aspect, and screened under a roofing of mats, indicated 108° or 110° at the General Hospital, or, in the deepest shade of a field-officer’s bedroom, only gave 96° or 98°, everybody seemed to be satisfied that he had arrived at as near a con- dition of igneous fusion as it was possible for mortality to bear without succumbing, or passing entirely into the liquid or gaseous forms assumed by bodies exposed to a sufficiently high temperature; and if the thermometers chose to differ by a few degrees, no one would have the energy or desire left to discuss the propriety or necessity of exposing the mer- cury in the light shade out of doors, or of burying it in the depths of a room, a cellar, or a well. At rest or in motion, B? 4 MELTING MOMENTS. in the perpendicular position, or in a state of horizontal collapse, the perspiration seethed, trickled, eddied, and satu- rated, until calico, flannel, and kirkee were wringing wet ; until handkerchiefs and towels had absorbed twice their own weight of fluid. Complete prostration, we thought, was almost inevitable to the flaccid, enfeebled British soldier, forced to swelter away the fiery months of a Chinese summer in the low-roofed, hampered, and jammed-together dwellings of a filthy town. Friends and comrades one met with in the constricted streets, looked like sponges imbibing cease- lessly large quantities of fluid, and as expeditiously filtering it through the countless pores that were covered with a torturing scarlet eruption, inadequately designated ‘ prickly heat.’ ; The only winds moving over the city, and now and again penetrating to our pent-up courtyards, had the suffocating qualities of the African simoom, combined with the parching tendencies of the Syrian sirocco. Nothing could escape the perpendicular radiation of the sun, whose fiery gleams darted through roof, screen, and shades of reed-mat raised high ever court and housetop ; and in the streets, like lightning, it pierced through helmet of pith and head-piece of covered basket-work, striking in upon the brain until it induced either vertigo, fever, or deadly sun-stroke. The solar rays might have been concentrated to the burn- ing focus just over our heads, so scorching were they, and at times they felt so unbearable that the enervating breath of the Harmattan seemed to be fanning them into active flame. Terrestrial radiation during the night was either altogether in abeyance, or at best but feebly and almost imperceptibly maintained in the few long hours intervening between the rising and setting of the sun; for the baked earth around and underneath us seemed to have become so thoroughly surfeited by the great amount of heat upon its surface, as to have lost the power of cooling down again when the sun FROZEN PORTER, 5 had left it; so that by night, as well as by day, the atmo- sphere felt as if it were under the ascendency of some intense subterranean combustion that threatened to burn up every- thing above ground. Yet at night the grateful fires blazed and crackled, and doors were carefully closed to exclude the bitter night-wind. A rattling blast of cold air would, in that month of J uly, have proved more refreshing to our overheated bodies, than a draught of icy water to the traveller in the Great Sahara, and the clear, bracing chilliness of a frosty night in Eng- land, if granted to us but for a few minutes, would have been equally welcome. How often did the winter, with its nipping but healthy cold, rise pleasantly beforé us when some of us threw ourselves on our beds in a state of fever, while others recklessly wore icy applications to their heads, or sat for nights in tubs of cold water ; and in those rooms which day by day appeared to be contracting in size, like the iron-chamber of the Inquisition, how often did we not strive to recall the story of the gallant Captain Somebody, of the th, who, if we can remember aright, in passing through Charing Cross —for we have a Charing Cross at Tien-tsin, but, alas! how unlike the original !—wmet a soldier of his regi- ment with a rather suspicious-looking bag carried on his back. ‘Where are you going with that bag?’ demanded the captain. ‘To the barracks, sir,’ replied the man. ‘What have you got in it?’ ‘ Porter, sir.’ ‘What! porter in a sack! Oh, nonsense! let me see.’ ‘Very well, sir;’ and the bag is heavily, and with no ‘cheerful grace, dropped on the frozen ground, and slowly opened, when a huge wedge of coffee-coloured stuff, having the peculiar crystalline fracture of ice, is laboriously ex- tracted from the depth of the sack and exhibited to the per- plexed gaze and astonishment of the wondering officer. ‘It’s the ration porter, sir, the exhibitor chuckles, as he 6 SUN-STROKES. shifts the heat-abstracting mass from hand to hand to prevent his fingers being frost-bitten—‘It’s the ration porter, sir, only it’s freezed.’ From an early hour in the morning until late in the even- ing, there was no moving out of doors unless on some very urgent business, when the shadiest side of each street, house, or wall, was eagerly sought for and clung to, by the Euro- pean, as he looked with horror on the infatuated Chinese who perambulated the streets and went about their every- day occupations in the full glare of the midday sun, with the apparently most reckless disregard of consequences. On one of the earliest days of that month, when fur busbys were exchanged for iced night-caps, and immersion in cold water for hours together preferred to heavy winter clothing, I forwarded an application for leave of absence, that I might wander into some of those curious nooks and corners which must, it was predicted, exist somewhere between Tien- tsin and Moukden—the birth-place and nursery of the Mantchu dynasty—the distant capital of Mantchu Tartary —and make a hurried survey of an almost unknown region, for the satisfaction of a desire that had long haunted me to learn whether the terms of the Treaty of Tien-tsin, in so far as they related to British subjects travelling in China, were understood or known in the numerous towns and villages supposed to intervene between the Peiho and the heart of the Mantchu country; and also to prove whether Europeans, divested of Jesuitical artifice and Chinese costume, could ride along their roads, refresh them- selves during the day in their halting-places, and sleep securely amongst them in the night. In the more favourable spring months application had been made on several occasions for a passport and permission to revisit Peking, and to extend my journey to the mountains beyond, and even to Inner Mongolia, did time and opportu- nity favour such a project, but unfortunately with no success. DESIRE TO TRAVEL, 7 Indeed, with little prospect of any, for the City of the Plain had become once more a sealed city, the country on the other side of it forbidden ground; and that article of the Treaty which stipulates that ‘ British subjects are to be allowed to travel for their pleasure, or for purposes of trade, to all parts of the interior,’ was, for the time, set aside in the direction of Peking, especial care apparently being taken for the ex- clusion of those annoying intruders from beyond the seas who would persist in seeking to explore the ruinous streets and buildings, and filthy purlieus of the far-off, vast, curious city of Kambalu. All hopes of passing from the known to the unknown, the explored to the unexplored, in that quarter were aban- doned, and I was obliged to surrender myself, very unwil- lingly, to the baking and stifling atmosphere engendered in stench, effervescing ditches, and filth-garnished streets, until, luckily, a Shanghai’ gentleman, accustomed to Sinensian travel in the South, arrived at Tien-tsin, fully bent on in- creasing his knowledge, and, perhaps, trade relations with the dwellers beyond the Great Wall. No sooner were his plans and projects made known to me than the scarcely subdued feeling of inquisitiveness was again roused, and another desperate attempt was resolved upon to obtain leave, for the purpose of accompanying Mr. M through all the prospective risks, adventures, and obstacles incidental to such trips, regardless of the warnings thrown out about the danger of travelling in a country, the inhabitants of which had scarcely yet returned to their homes from the fields where they had met and been defeated by our troops. They were generally acknowledged to be the most formidable of all the tribes who muster under the Imperial standard. The insufferable temperature gave other friends a rather good reason for plying me with serious advice and earnest solicitations to await the approach of the autumn, when the weather might prove more auspicious, and less 8 OUR BRITISH PASSPORTS. danger might be apprehended should we be compelled to journey in the middle of the day. But I had sternly resolved to make the venture, and, greatly to my delight, my leave was at once granted, without a reference to Peking :—in which case it was, indeed, very question- able. whether the tour would have been looked upon with favourable eyes. Major-General Stavely, who commanded the garrison, was fully impressed with the good results which would accrue to everyone concerned in our relations with China, were we allowed, without scruple, freely to traverse the country in every direction in accordance with the terms contained in the ninth article of the Treaty. We had only to wait for the authorised form of passport from the consul before we were ready to start. This was procured in two or three days—the shortest space of time in which the pettifogging, scribbling Chinese officials could copy out all the particulars from the English paper, then note those puzzling names of ours, besides inserting num- bers of their hieroglyphics in vacant lines on the Chinese portion of the document, and affixing what was said to be a seal,, but which, in our eyes, bore more resemblance to a blotch of red-lead and oil. The English part of the document was singularly brief, and, as it was somewhat of a novelty in its way, we were particularly careful to make ourselves thoroughly acquainted with it. Passport No. -—— ‘ British Consulate, Tien-tsin: July 3, 1861. ‘The undersigned, Her Britannic Majesty’s Consul at Tien-tsin, requests the civil and military authorities of the Emperor of China, in conformity with the ninth article of the Treaty of Tien-tsin, to allow Mr. , a British subject, to travel freely, and without hindrance or molestation, in the COMMISSIONER CIIUNG’S LETTER. 9 Chinese empire, and to give him protection and aid in case of necessity. * NB, , bemg a person of known respectability, is desirous of proceeding to Newchwang, and this passport is given him on condition of his not visiting the cities or towns occupied by the insurgents’—Signed by the Consul. A note was appended on the other side, intimating ‘that all passports must be countersigned by the Chinese authorities at the place of delivery, and must be produced for exami- nation on the demand of the authorities of any locality visited by the bearer. British subjects travelling in China without a passport, or committing any offence, were there said to be liable to be arrested and handed over to the nearest consul for punishment,’ which ominous threat was followed by ‘Fre One Doar,’ a sum that was not, as I at first unkindly imagined, to be applied to any other purpose than that of rewarding justice, should the infliction of the menaced pains and penalties be awarded on conviction, but simply as a means of defraying the expenses attendant on the issue of these evidences of our good character and peaceable intentions. Through the kind offices of a friend in the Chinese Customs, a more ostentatious authority was procured for our service from the Imperial Commissioner at Tien-tsin, an article got up quite after the time-worshipped fashions of our co-citizens of the Central Kingdom. It was mysterious and verbose enough for the most fastidious of Chinese scholars, inscribed in a running sort of hand, and confined within certain limits by a kind of magic square of blue ink, elaborately festooned with crooked dragons and flowers, and each of the corners defended by one of those terror-inspiring monsters—a wonderful sort of hybrid, something between a striped French poodle and a rabid hippopotamus—which are met with everywhere deli- neated in stone, wood, or metal, and which seem to be the 10 COMMISSIONER CHUNG’S LETTER. appointed tutelary mastiffs for guarding all manner of things, especially those appertaining to the Government. The words were written on a large sheet of the most delicate cobwebby paper that could be made, and it required no small degree of patience and careful manipulation to unfold it and examine its contents without reducing it to shreds. ‘Chung,’ it said, ‘Imperial Commissioner and Super- intendent of Trade for the three, Northern ports, issues a passport to the two Englishmen F. and M. (names twisted about in a startling and almost incomprehensible manner to suit their pronunciation), who propose travelling from Tien- tsin to Newchwang, lest they should meet with any obstruc- tions on their way. Therefore, on their presenting this pass, or order, at places on the route, the local Mandarins are to aid them and facilitate all matters connected with their journey.’ ‘A pass issued to the two Englishmen, F. and M.,’ was subjected to an almost endless number of repe- titions, and the date, ‘the Eleventh year of the Emperor Hien-fung, fifth month, and twenty-seventh day,’ concluded the strange document, which was tattooed in circles and other figures in red ink at those places where particular attention was called to certain words or sentences of unusual import. We thought ourselves fortunate in being favoured with this mark of the Imperial Commissioner’s desire to lend his aid to strangers travelling through his suspiciously-guarded country, and though we did not then deem the paper of much importance, seeing we had already a more potent instrument, yet we surmised that it might prove of value at some time or other on the way. It was decided that, in spite of the hot unfavourable weather, we should travel the whole distance on the backs of Tartar ponies, as riding was not only more favourable for exploring, sight-seeing, and speed, but much more compa- A CHINESE HORSE-DEALER. 11 tible with sound limbs and intact spines than confinement in the narrow, springless, wooden-axle-treed boxes of native carts, that were dragged ruthlessly through and over all sorts of paths and roads. A single cart was, nevertheless, necessary to carry the small stock of provisions we considered it advisable to have with us in ease of need, as we knew nothing of the nature and resources of the country beyond twenty miles to the north-east of Tien-tsin, and were unwilling to trust too much, at first, to the hospitality of the people we ventured amongst. As M had providently brought with him, from Shanghai, a tolerable supply of rounds of canister con- taining the essences and quintessences of everything nutri- tious to be found at home, and had also speculated largely in rice as a stand-by when everything else should fail, we could not begrudge the delay that might attend the progress of such a vehicle, the more especially as it also carried the very slender stock of clothing and bedding that could not be dispensed with, unless we were indeed very hard pressed. I purchased a rough, raw-boned tyke of a Tartar pony— whose body was a series of salient angles and ridges, with unsightly, and by no means symmetrical, protuberances in the most conspicuous places—from a roguish Chinese horse- dealer who had all the vices and dodges of his Western con- freres, without a single redeeming quality, except that of showing off his stud in a manner that would do infinite credit toa more enlightened and conscientious trafficker in the equine species; telling at the same time as many false- hoods about the age and good traits of his various beasts as would have ruined the reputation of the most depraved screw-dealer in London. Although our purchase looked the most unpromising to the eye of a casual observer, and was the cheapest of the lot brought for our inspection, the rascally vendor demanded forty dollars. We gave twenty. There was a confident look 12 SEARCH FOR AN INTERPRETER. of ‘fair and easy goes far ina day’ about the animal, a sort of stubborn, never-knock-up expression not only in its dejected physiognomy, but in its shaggy legs, rotund abdomen, and unkempt mane and tail; and I felt so satisfied that he would not deceive my expectations as to his endurance, that I not only did not trouble myself about investing in a super- numerary animal for an emergency, but even declined giving i dite aed A Chinese Horse-dealer. this one a trial until the very day on which we were actually mounted to proceed on our road. Everything was speedily arranged, with the exception of one important matter, the engagement of an interpreter; and this was discovered to be the most embarrassing business of all. M ’s servant, a Shanghai or Cantonese boy, knew but little of the dialect of North China, and at best bore but a sorry character as a useful assistant; so it was deemed A DOUBTFUL AGREEMENT. 13 expedient to dispense with his services altogether, and engage one of the Canton people who were arriving daily, almost, at Tien-tsin. They can talk and understand the local patois, and are generally ready, for a high rate of wages, to lend themselves to the foreigners whom they have followed from the South. But an overland trip to the oppo- site side of the Gulf of Pecheli had no attractions for them. They probably saw nothing in it but starvation and discom- fort, and perhaps a strong chance of decapitation, should we be so unfortunate as to draw down upon us the vengeance or ill-will of the people beyond the wall. After searching amongst these adventurous exotics, and enduring a good share of foul odour in the lowly localities in which they stow themselves, we could only find one boy who showed any desire to treat with us, and even he would accept nothing less than thirty dollars a month. To this exorbitant sum we were obliged to assent as the only means of getting out of our difficulty. After concluding the bargain, he shrewdly turned up his childish face, and gave us a cunning leer from underneath his angular eyelids, with the air of a veteran diplomatist, enquiring, ‘What pigeon* you wanchee make so long way?’ He was informed that. we wanted to make ‘the look see pigeon.’ His countenance dropped at once, for he knew such business is always hazardous with such a jealous people. We had then every reason to doubt his good faith and intention to adhere to the agreement, and placed no great reliance on his appearing at the rendez- vous by the appointed hour next day, when we had deter- mined on commencing our trip. * Pigeon is the current word for business, and Wanchee to seck or desire. 14 CHAPTER II. FUGITIVE SINOLOGUES —‘ HAVE WHILO’— START WITHOUT INTERPRETERS — OUR CHINESE GROOM — THE ‘HEAVENLY FORD °_ ITS STREETS, SHOPS, AND PEOPLE — THE PEIHO—A MELTING SENTRY — THE OPEN PLAIN — OUR FIRST ATTEMPT AT THE FLOWERY LANGUAGE — ‘ PIGEON ENGLISH’ — SIGHT OF THE WESTERN MOUNTAINS— THE VILLAGE OF TE-TAU AND ITS INN——A RESTLESS NIGHT AND A MOSQUITO ENTERTAIN- MENT. Y midday of the 6th we were ready to leave Tien-tsin, and having collected all our travelling equipment at a merchant’s house in the main street, and stowed it carefully away into the cart, with our ponies ready to be mounted, we only awaited the somewhat doubtful arrival of the Canton interpreter. But hour after hour passed away, and still he made no appearance, neither could his whereabouts be dis- covered, until it was sufficiently obvious that he had shirked the task, broken the contract, and hid himself; so, chagrined at having delayed so long on his account, we adopted the only course left open, which was to take M "3 servant, who, though he might be no scholar and could scarcely make himself understood, would prove better than no inter- preter at all. Accordingly, the youth was sent for; a suspi- cious interval of time elapsed, and after spending another impatient period, an old comprador of the house, a Chinese of business habits, but slow speech, approached us in deli- berate strides, and, with an expression of countenance worthy of faithful old Caleb Balderston when he communicated the woful destruction of the dinner to the Laird of Ravenswood, announced that ‘that piecey boy have whilo,’* and he couldn’t * Whilo, to run away. MA-FOO, OUR GROOM. ie ‘savey’ where he had gone. Diligent search was made, but in vain, for the artful vagabond had removed his goods and chattels to some other establishment, given his master a Gallic good-bye, and sallied out to travel on his own account. This was mortifying in the extreme, and we saw no chance of finding a substitute for these slippery elves. But whatever might betide we were obliged to start; indeed, such trifling impediments to our advance only made us the more determined to leave at once, and before other and perhaps more serious mishaps should deter us from proceed- ing altogether. My hopes of success were now firmly concentrated on M , who certainly had the advantage of a long residence and much travelling in China to initiate him into the mysterious rudiments of the Hwa Yen or flowery lan- guage, though he modestly confessed that he had but little faith in his abilities that way, and expressed misgivings as to his slight experience in it being of any service what- ever. As for myself, I only knew a few of the simplest words of the common form of speech used in the country, picked up casually in a year’s buffeting about; so I did not consider myself even competent to assist my companion in the labour which now devolved upon him. It was, there- fore, with somewhat gloomy forebodings of being unable to acquire information on the road, and with a dubious termi- nation to the little expedition looming before us, that we got under way. Our suite, in addition to the carter, comprised only one individual—an atomy of a Peking groom, who was, besides, a rigid Roman Catholic, and therefore entitled to a greater share of confidence and trust than one of the common uncon- verted. M—-— had mounted him on a gaunt great pony, the better to enable him to lead another, which was reserved: for a break-down, and the little man thought it but right that he should make as much of the occasion as possible, so 16 TIEN-TSIN. he had got himself up in his best—as we surmised his only —suit of blue cotton; the bottoms of his wide pantaloons were neatly tucked into the legs of snow-white socks at the ankle, gaiter fashion, and his feet were encased in carefully- mended shoes, while his little scraggy head was roofed by a short conical hat of cane, with a luxuriant tassel of red silk depending from the apex, and fringing his face, ears, and tail. Sitting bolt upright in his high-peaked saddle, his feet entering no further than the ball of the big toe into those ponderous stirrup-irons with dragons’ heads peering out from each side, and wearing yet the gilding of other days, Ma-foo, as he was soon christened, from his occupation as horse-keeper, looked not at all amiss, and doubtless felt all he looked. The muleteer having declared, positively, that he was perfectly acquainted with the road between Tien-tsin and Newchwang, we began to gather assurances of luck, and had not proceeded far before misgivings had given place to feelings of gladness in the prospect of leaving. such a dis- agrecable place, if only fora day. Even before we had been many minutes in the saddle we commenced diverting our minds to other subjects; among them we considered, with a freedom of thought which we dared not to have assumed on ordinary days, why the Chinese, with a perversity of purpose and inconsistency of expression unknown to any other branch of the human family, should designate such a Babel as this Tien-tsin—such an agglomeration of everything unnaturally fantastic and nasty by such a pompously sweet-sounding name as that of the ‘ Heavenly Spot,’ or ‘ Heavenly Ford,’ for it seems there is a difference of opinion amongst those most learned in their grotesque calligraphy as to the inter- pretation of the characters that compose the title — not that it matters much which of the two may be finally decided upon as the correct one, for the place by either name, or by any other that the most devoted Son of Han can confer upon it, will smell as sweetly to Chinese noses, and as revoltingly ITS SIGHTS AND SOUNDS. 17 vile to those of Britons. It bears nothing either within or around it to give the most liberal-minded traveller the faintest shadow of an excuse for giving it any other cha- racter than that of a fusty accumulation of low dwellings and unclean human beings shut in from all sanitary mea- sures, and perpetually enveloped in an insalubrious atmo- sphere of unpleasant odours. It is, in truth, the most un- celestial spot that any rigid materialist could visit. Here we were moving along sinuous streets, like no other streets of China, for the largest amount of traffic compressed into the smallest possible space, our ears assailed by the stunning din of noisy confabulators and stormy rival traders who reiterate their numerous cries in the loudest roars they can fabricate into words bristling with harsh gut- tural aspirations. On each side, from the old clothes shops, came a clanging sing-song chorus from boisterous salesmen who turn out and toss over their soiled and faded frippery as they bawl to the passers-by an invitation to purchase such a handsome magwa,* which will be sold for next to nothing, and there is a pair of inexpressibles to match, fit fora Mandarin. Now we are stopped by a busy throng of pedestrians, each bent on business, but who are immediately sent flying by a gang of shouting, slanging coolies, who com- pletely sweep the narrow thoroughfare with their ponderous loads, dissipate crowds as if by magic, and cram the unfor- tunate individuals into every nook and cranny they can squeeze in, in their irresistible progress to some European hong. Again, we obtain an undesirable post on the margin of a copious cloud of savoury steam issuing from a collec- tion of bubbling cauldrons and hissing stew-pans, while endeavouring to steal out of the intolerable sun to ensconce ourselves under the shadowy recess of a huge square-topped cotton umbrella and the adjoining wall. We are instantly $a * Jacket. Cc 18 CROWDED STREETS, and vigorously attacked by a mob of beggars—and such beggars! who seize the welcome opportunity of leaving the cooking operations, which they had been watching with the saliva-excited intentness of starving men, to..besiege us with their horribly dolesome iterations of ‘ Chow-chow-a,’ the general word for food, adding, when our hand is slow in moving towards the pocket, ‘ Shi-lung, shi-lung, cash;’ it is cold, it is cold; money! This fallacy is usually rewarded by a trifle, for they who employ it know full well that the remembrance of a mendicant’s gelid existence during a North China winter ought to reach the heart of any human being who has witnessed his sufferings, sooner than any hot-weather expressions they might insert among their numerous importunities. Once more we thread our narrow course, but have not measured many yards when the cart-wheel upsets two wooden buckets of indescribable slops which evolve the most abominably fetid gases possible to conceive. Before we have time to pull up, the contents of an apple-stall are mingled with the diabolical débris, to the confusion of the owner, who, however, saves us any further annoyance by viewing the accident merely as an accident, and consoles himself with a philosophical equanimity worthy of admi- ration, while he sets about repairing the misfortune as best he may. The tradesmen and stall-keepers show but little sympathy, and the fowl-sellers lose no time in plying us hard with their feathered commodities, which they thrust under our very eyes, persisting in designating their goods as ‘ fish,’ asking us to make an offer to their demand of ‘ My much,’ as they are pleased to interpret ‘how much?’ in their buy- ing and selling transactions. We have passed through the market-place, through that unique nest of tumult and ill-flavoured goods styled Charing Cross, and with some difficulty have managed to shave the edge of the narrow earthen pavement that lies before the CHINESE PASTRYCOOK., 19 shop of the enterprising confectioner and pastrycook for whom some obliging customer has, with an eye to a world- famed and a long-established reputation, borrowed the unim- peachable name of Gunter, and emblazoned it on a respectable square of dingy pasteboard, with various other notifications in English of an accommodating nature. The small space before the counter is, as it always happens to be, crowded to excess, and the nimble servants behind the high partition are naked to the waist, as all shopmen are in sudoriferous weather, busily dispensing the most enticing and agreeable of comfits and irresistible morsels of pastry to all classes of the community. ‘How do, come in, tak’ cup tea— sponge-cak,’ our old friend calls out, with his customary good-natured smile, and then repeats the invitation in French to make certain that we understand him, or to show that he can address himself, with ease, in either of the lan- guages, for he is studying them both with very laudable industry, and making wonderful progress too. We decline the proffered bait, which would subject us to an hour’s catechising by this erudite student of the allied tongues, and in a few minutes more of crushing and halting are at the termination of that long, narrow, devious suburban lane which constitutes the Regent Street, the Mall, the Charing Cross, the Fleet Street, and the Billingsgate of Tien-tsin, but which looks like nothing we ever saw in the shape of a street or thoroughfare; it seems more like an unwilling compromise between a Stamboul bazaar, a decayed and wasted Holywell Street of many years ago, and an alley in an English country-town during fair time, than any other locality of which we have any experience. Turning sharply to the left, we are within a hundred yards of the bridge of boats across the Peiho, for which we steer, but intercept the march of a squad of naked urchins, armed with sticks and reeds got up as imitative firelocks, who, with mock alacrity and steadiness, form up, as best c2 20 THE PEIHO. they can, to give us a military compliment, after the manner of their invaders. Their pompous ragamuffin of a leader halloos, in no very despicable fashion, as one of us almost rides over him, ‘Car’ arms, present arms,’ but before the salute has been rendered we are rattling along the unequally undulating planks of the floating communication between the British and French banks of the river, to the great hazard of the miscellaneous stalls and baskets of trumpery goods on each side. It is ebb-tide, and the old turbid mud- bearing stream—the supposed juata magnum fluvium of the Latin edition of ‘Marco Polo’ — sweeps with a gurgling grumble against and through the interspaces of the wooden barrier, as it bears onwards its earthy burden to the gulf. The ascent to the opposite side of the bank is a steep one of loose planks, and the cart mules have enough to do to get to the top and obtain a footing on the road above, which is little better than a footpath that has lost itself on the moulder- ing banks that overhang the waters below. Here we pause to rest for a few moments, but are made sufficiently wretched at the sight of a deliquescent French sentry who, on that afternoon of July 6, when Fahrenheit’s thermometer in- dicated ninety-seven in the shade, looked sweltered and fait as he leant on his musket in the same heavy cloak, coat, wrapper, or whatever other name it may go by, the same cap and trousers of never-varying hue, and the same gaitered boots in which it had been ordained that he should pass the winter’s cold. Poor Jean Rétir! your long blue coat, diminutive casquet, and flaring red pantaloons, are not exactly suited to your lively temperament in your present exposed. situation. To die for one’s country is the glory of the seldier, and the greatest sacrifice he can offer on the altar of duty; but surely the soldier may expect that his life shall be valued and his comfort considered. It must be just as impossible for a soldier to do his country that full measure of patriotic THE FRENCH SENTRY. 21 servitude which it seeks from him, as to be toujours gaie when on the verge of syncope or coup-de-soleil; and unless the characteristic and innate vivacity of the Frenchman be maintained and cared for, we can hardly imagine his meagre frame holding out long under such an adverse state of affairs. How differently does the sentry on the opposite side of the river look, as he stands in the shade of his box, which, though only a mat one, is still a protection. He is as suit- ably clothed as the most serviceable white American drill will allow, which, for amplitude of coat and trousers, as well as lightness of texture, would excite the envy and desire of his fellows at home during the dog days; while his cerebral circulation is shielded from danger under the exgis of a helmet fit for an Achilles or an Ajax. And yet— perfidious climate—not many months ago, we saw him almost buried under a mass of woollens heaped upon him, in an external sheep-skin robe large enough to con- ceal the carcase of a Patagonian, with a fur cap, hot and heavy enough for a foot guardsman’s bear-skin, stuck as closely about his head and ears as if it had grown there; and as he moved quickly about on his post, and stamped his feet, which were then experiencing that abstraction of heat peculiar to a temperature below zero, notwithstanding their concealment in the recesses of his impenetrable, yellow, elephantine boots, we thought him the queerest-looking animal in creation. But he was then, and is now, clothed and cared for as befits the season; and as his existence is considered valuable to the nation which sent him on duty to a distant region, he is vigilantly provided for in all things that can conduce to preserve him efficient, as no other fighting man, we dare to say, is cared for in the world; for never was the British soldier better waited on, nor his requirements so much attended to, in the almost paternal solicitude manifested 22 LEAVE TIEN-TSIN. towards him in this the most distant corner of the universe to which he has yet victoriously carried his arms. Threading the dirty labyrinthine passage formed by the crowd of heterogeneous mud and brick dwellings that con- stitute this suburb —the ‘French side,’ as it ‘is called since its occupation — and patiently submitting to the bewil- dering jangle of machines and tongues, the dit donc’s, com- Start from Tien-tsin. bien’s, sacre’s, and comme ¢a’s of a painfully imitative yellow- skinned people, we, in process of time, free ourselves of the environing hovels that fringe the margin of the city, follow the narrow path which leads through the waste ground intervening between the houses and the encompassing ‘ San- ko-lin-tsin’s Folly’—as the twelve miles of gingerbread en- ‘ trenchment is termed, that extends like a great hoop around the key of Peking, and which was deemed by the valiant | GLAD CHANGE TO THE PLAIN. 23 Tartar General a sure defence against us last year—pass through a breach in its structure, and are in the open plain beyond. Immediately we can perceive an agreeable dif- ference in the temperature and in the odoriferous con- stitution of the atmosphere; we can breathe freely ; we have left behind us that horribly noisome stench that permeates everything, and finds its entrance everywhere, until it rises in almost visible reality before us; and we have distanced that heavy overpowering sense of suffocation that anyone may experience when he stands before a blazing furnace at midsummer. The wind blows sickly and feverish across the monotonous unvarying plain, still it lends a refreshing sensation never experienced within the walls of the densely-packed town; and though the sun’s rays are launched forth as fiercely as ever, they are partially mitigated by the green and yellow of the crops, which wave gently on each side of our path. So that before we have left Tien-tsin in obscurity, the doubts with which we started have melted away, and we have put up before our mental vision the old-fashioned school-boy proverb :— Superanda omuis fortuna ferendo. The mule driver seemed anxious to dispel any misgivings we might have entertained as to the speed of the mules he drove as we moved through the Tien-tsin streets, for he now chirruped and tirred in a most inspiriting mamner, as if he would never stop. The brutes went along with their light load at an easy pace of five or six miles an hour, with- out any apparent fatigue or relaxation, while our ponies shuffled out their uncouth limbs in a measured stride, which they only interrupted at stray intervals to steal a mouthful of the tempting herbage that grew in dangerous proximity to their incisors. We trotted between small fields of hemp and millet, with now and again maize and melons in small patches, where mahogany-coloured labourers — naked as 24 WATERING-PLACE. when they were first ushered into existence—are toiling and scraping with unwearied industry, their queues concealed in the shred of blue or white cotton tied round their heads to protect them from the sun; and through uninteresting little villages of earthen houses, bearing long unpronounceable names. The best buildings are the temples with their walls of blue brick, their roofs of concave and convex tiles lurking beneath the pleasant shade of old willow trees planted cen- turies ago. We are stopped near a ditch, by an old man and two boys, who significantly point to a small wooden trough and two buckets, which quickly catch the eyes of our quadrupeds. Little need is there to cry halt, for without any intimation from us they pull up, and as soon as water had been carried from the reservoir to the measure, they plunge their faces deep in the brackish liquid, from whence they are loth to withdraw them. The old man, who thinks it not only the convenience, but the duty, of every passenger to halt and refresh his animals before proceeding further, surmises we have come to shoot, and points with his withered old arm to a cluster of three or four scraggy willows on whose branches a pair of jabbering magpies and a coterie of unmusical crows have perched. We shake our heads, and think the opportunity a good one to take soundings in Chinese, so ask him in Mandarin speech, with a strong English accent, the name of the next village. He thinks for a great number of seconds, with his wrinkled old face, and with eyes and mouth staring at us fixedly, and at last, with a feeble oscillation of that venerable cranium, shouts out, loud enough to be heard a mile off, ‘ Pu-toong-wha.’ He did not understand our language, though we spoke in his own, and with this early inauspicious attempt to test our knowledge of the colloquial, we were about to leave in disgust when the eldest boy, a thorough Flib- bertigibbet, called out as if in mockery, extending his OUR FAILURE IN THE FLOWERY SPEECH. 25 little fist at the same time, ‘Fukey, my much, my much, cash, cash!’ Now although ‘fukey,’ in the vernacular of the Southern provinces, means ‘friend,’ or, as some say, ‘stranger,’ beyond, and to the north of the Shangtung pro- montory, it has no meaning, and has on every possible occasion been applied by saltwater Jack and sod-crushing John to all Chinese, no matter whether male or female, quite irrespective of the particular locality or province they may inhabit, or he may visit, until at length the painfully popular cognomen has recoiled on the donors, and now everywhere in and around Tien-tsin, the new terra incognita of Western wanderers, the vagabond sans-culottes unmer- cifully pelt the allies with what they may justly consider an opprobrious or appropriate epithet. ‘My much’ is an indigenous translation of ‘how much,’ or ‘how sell, how buy,’ in the slang of the canaille and petty shopkeepers of that city ; and cash passes current for money, but we believed that, with the other offensive ingredients of that abhorred place, we had left behind us the ludicrously dis- torted collection of words, which the misguided Chinese belch forth as sownd English, and which the British are labouring to teach when and wherever they are required to hold communion with them. To find such verbal currency in this out-of-the-way tract surprised and disgusted us more than if we had run foul of a crocodile in these maize fields. The lively indignation with which we first listened to it at Singapore was mollified, to some extent, by the condoling manner in which we were told that the Chinese could not pronounce many of our simplest words, and were compelled to sub- stitute others, as well as to insert some of their own, that they found pretty nearly agreed with the difficult ones in sound. Subsequently we found the Northern Chinese not so backward in making use of English words for which the Cantonese have exchanged meaningless sounds quite 26 PIGEON ENGLISH. foreign to either language. To say the least of it, this is a vile mongrel gibberish, requiring no small amount of ingenuity and patience to acquire and comprehend at first starting, especially when mumbled over by an adept Southern Chinese, by whom each word is rolled out with the same quiet undistinguishable monotonous drawl, entirely in keep- ing with the serious countenance he assumes, in his perplex- ing endeavour to thrust as many words into a sentence as he can. Though the language now boasts a grammar and a voca- bulary, alike necessary for Chinese and Europeans, who are obliged to acquire it ere they can hold intercourse with each other, I have always listened to a conver- sation between representatives of the two continents with side-splitting mirth, which I could not for the life of me restrain, even when serious business matters were discussed, or a grave rebuke was being administered to the Chinaman, No such emotion overcame me now, as it was apparent that this young rascal had picked up these fragments of a base coin somewhere, and was endeavouring to palm them off on us as the real article of commerce ; so I at first pre- tended not to understand him, but unavailingly ; he knew us to be ‘fukeys,’ and repeated his demand in ‘fukey’ speech. Consequently nothing remained but to give him ‘cash,’ and a few words to add to his slender stock. What a curious and intricate task will the speculative philologist have in some future age, when not only the British, but other nations trading with China, have intro- duced their pet words, and had them twisted into all sorts of shapes and intonations to suit the unwieldy tongues of the thirty or forty millions of people, who are anxious to learn anything strange or uncouth, if so be it answers their purpose, and possesses simplicity and matter of fact! As it is, the Anglo-Saxon furnishes by far the largest instalment of words. They rule paramount in the estimation ITS OUTLANDISH CHARACTER. 27 of the Chinese whose interest they serve. Jn truth, the Celestials find English so accommodating and elastic, and the intellects of their co-citizens and co-traders so acute, that they can modify, remodify, and introduce an infinity of words, until, as we remember at Hong Kong, the analogy between the copy and the original is so far lost, that an officer of the allied army, who besought the aid of a friend of ours in some business with a native merchant, fully believed the conversation that ensued to have been carried on in Chinese. He even went the length of com- plimenting the accomplished intermediator as to his fluency in Celestial phraseology. Not very long ago an amusing anecdote was told of an English and French rencontre, in which the parties concerned were unable to fraternise so fondly as they mutually desired, owing to their limited knowledge of each other’s language. Nothing abashed at the shift they were put to, they found a convenient medium of expression in the new speech; in this they only imitated the natives, for so different is the patois of the Southerner to the Northern tongue, that those who employ them are as much at fault to speak and understand one another’s thoughts as if they did not belong to the same great family, and fly at once, and as if by instinct, to ‘pigeon English.’ Still it does not tend to raise the character of the early traders in an Englishman’s estimation, to think that such an unpalatable mixture of everything whimsical and obtru- sively ridiculous should have been introduced and propagated with better success than things of far greater moment and worth, until it has taken such deep root, and assumed such a pseudo-genuine character, that both parents seem to delight in its practice, and in a display of its especial peculiarities. Proud of the mess they have made in the well of English so defiled, they take pains to acquire a sufficiency of the oglio to carry on trade and communication, improving or disintegrating as they go on, until the original words are 28 WELCOME THE WESTERN MOUNTAINS. transmogrified—almost deprived of their etymology, and launched forth unrecognisable to all but the initiated. Moving onwards in a north-easterly direction, as the sun began to descend towards the earth, a dark and faintly defined haze appeared in the distant west, deeper in some spots than in others. I at first thought it was nothing but a bank of clouds, until M , whose well-practised eyes had not been long out of office, gave it as his opinion that we were gazing on mountains. Sure enough, as we drew nearer, and before the daylight had been exchanged for obscurity, the irregular outlines of two high peaks towered up to a very respectable height in the dusky sky, and the misty edges of others in the background became more distinct. With rapture and delight we welcomed again the ‘Western mountains,’ after a wearisome residence of nearly nine months on a plain with nothing higher around us on which we could perch our- selves than the conical mounds of earth that mark the graves of those who have saluted the world. I recollected well the last’ time I saw them, on that morning of the 17th October, when they stood out in such glorious relief from a sky beautifully covered with cirri, ranged in parallel bars from south to north, high in the heavens; and how surprised I was then to notice that their heads and sides were already dappled and streaked with silvery snow that had fallen no one knew when. And I also thought what a strange thing it seemed, when about the middle of that same day, the hills and the snow were hid in dismal sombre clouds;—that instead of a bright cheerful sun, we should have comparative darkness and gloom, with gusts of wind, cold and biting from the frigid north, sweeping down the streets of the Peking suburb, and across the large tract of waste ground over which the funeral cortege of our murdered men moved slowly in the blinding dust carried by the shiver- ing blast, until the Russian cemetery was reached. It was a notable day for all, and the noble hills at whose feet the sad THE VILLAGE OF TE-TAU AND ITS INN. 29 tragedy had been enacted, and whose grey summits frowned down in silent reproof on the torturers of helpless men, skulked for very shame behind the opportune gloom that wrapped all visible nature in a mournful shade. When the twilight had forsaken us, and everything was hid in darkness, after groping about to keep on the proper path, we entered the village, hamlet, or town of Te-taun—distant forty leagues, or nearly fourteen miles from Tien-tsin—a most wretched assemblage of earthen burrows huddled up together, and thrown on the top of an artificial mound. This was hemmed in on both sides by a canal fed from a small lake somewhere to the east, spanned over by a couple of primitive bridges of square stone slabs, by one of which we rattled into the dark main street, and were conducted to the only inn in the place, where, passing through a narrow gateway, we entered as unpromising and neglected an establishment as civilised man ever ventured into. The most villanous smells greeted us, accompanied by a flock of unwashed men, who by their obsequiousness and bawling, and readi- ness to grapple with everything we possessed, seemed to be landlords on the verge of bankruptcy, but with very meagre notions of business and civility. This was our first night’s halt, and it did not strike either of us as a -place likely to afford pleasant or even tolerable accommodation ; but remembering the motto with which we had set out, we could not well grumble, nor did we feel inclined to do so. Journeying in a new country brings such an amount of excitement and expectancy that an uncomfortable night in perspective has no terrors, though one feels more at ease when one knows that a quiet chamber, free from nocturnal small fry, and destitute of gratuitous aromas, awaits the termination of a glowing day’s ride. Our ponies were led through a mass of filth to where some posts were fixed in the ground, with wooden mangers to. each ; to these they were fastened, and in the mangers they were 30 TREATMENT OF OUR PONIES. supposed to feed. After this they might go to sleep on their legs, for, tied up so close to the stakes that their knees could not reach the ground, it was impossible for them to assume the recumbent position; indeed, we have always noticed that the Chinese never allow their ponies or mules by any means to rest in the natural manner; for what reason we could not learn, unless it be that forage is too scarce and expen- | ma First night’s halting-place. sive to be made bedding of, and that if the animals lay down in the mud a great amount of time and labour would be expended in cleaning them. Yet the same treatment, unnatural and prejudicial though it be, is in vogue at Manila—where the ponies are continually kept standing on wooden platforms, without a chance of relieving their limbs by a change of position; and where, it might be supposed, the Spaniards would have inculeated a ” FOUL ROOMS. 31 better management of the hardy little beasts bred on the Philippine islands. It was now our turn to be shown the ‘cribs’ we were to occupy for the night, and though the general aspect of the place gave no hopes of anything like luxury, we were not prepared to adapt ourselves readily to the hovel, the door of which was ostentatiously flung wide by one of the perfumed attendants. Opening like a cellar from the courtyard, this repulsive room exhibited nothing but mud and cobwebs— mud roof, mud walls, mud floor, and two mud benches, one on each side, to serve as sitting and sleeping places; with a bank of mud between, in which was fixed an iron pot that had been but recently used in the preparation of some non- descript meal. It had left a most ungrateful taint to mingle with the damp, earthy emanations from soil, dust, and musty goods; in truth it was of such a nasty character, that we were driven out again into the courtyard, before we had time to examine the means of ventilation afforded by two small windows covered carefully with oiled paper. The remaining rooms, which all opened into the courtyard, like so many pig-styes, were even worse. We had almost given up all thoughts of sleeping under cover, when a lumber or store room was discovered and explored. Though it was about as foul a place as the other, and as exempt from any claim to cleanliness, it was pronounced just possible that a few hours might be passed on the stove bed-place at the end of a small space partitioned off from the larger one. Herme- tically closed windows, condemned for ages to remain fixed in their primitive posts, and to moulder there, were uncere- moniously thrust outwards or inwards, to the great discom- fiture of mammoth spiders, that had been ousted out of their retreats and fastnesses, and stood menacingly eyeing us in secure corners, with the remains of their cunningly-woven fabrications adhering to their limbs. Other shutters, too obdurate to relinquish their hold, had great apertures poked 32 AN UNCOMFORTABLE SUPPER, in them for the admission of air whenever the walls and frames would admit of our taking such a liberty. But all to no purpose —the heat was sickening, and more intensely steamy than we had ever experienced it before; and with the smells that, pervaded the abode, made us feel un- comfortable enough. No improvement took place in our condition when two saucers were. filled with fetid bean oil, the pith of a small kind of rush immersed in it serving the purposes of a wick, and combustion sent forth a smoky efflu- vium partaking largely of the unenviable qualities of asafcetida. We had nothing to eat but eggs, nor to drink but tea— brick tea. The former were boiled almost as hard as stones, their freshness being more than doubtful. I have reason to believe that the Chinese, with their partiality for everything bearing the impress of antiquity, are inclined to favour the quality of staleness in eggs, as well as in other articles of food ; but hunger made us careless on the subject until a fair number had been disposed of, and then we were too tired to reflect on what we had eaten. But the tea was alto- gether beyond the bounds of toleration after the first dose had been greedily swallowed, and, had it been taken as a sample, would for ever have damaged the reputation of China as a grower of that commodity. It tasted more like a concen- trated decoction of hay seeds, with a powerful soupcon of the bitter extract of Socotrine aloes, than an infusion of the fragrant leaf. The basins, too, out of which we drank were deeply incrusted with mud and the accumulated dirt of years, like the dusky hide of the garlic-smelling individual who acted in the double capacity of hest and waiter. His curiosity and rudeness were only equalled by the pains he took to project his physiognomy as near as he could to ours without actually commg into collision, and by shouting as loudly as stentorian lungs would enable him, whenever he volunteered to give information or replied to a question. We were labouring under a thirst that could not be UNPALATABLE WATER. 33 quenched by the liquids brought to us. The water was de- testable and lukewarm, swarming with active little denizens which, as animalcule, most of us may have admired micro- scopically. Here they appeared to have increased to a very unusual size, and were endowed apparently with a corres- ponding degree of strength and energy to compensate for the demands made upon them for exertion by the tenacious nature of the semi-fluid medium in which they were condemned to exist. The alum-stick was asked for, but though an article of common utility at Tien-tsin, and other places where the water contains earthy particles, here it seemed to have been omitted from their brief register of household necessaries, or rather luxuries. After a patient search, a small fragment was procured, and presented to us as a curiosity, while the donors stood by as we proceeded to test its efficacy in rendering the liquid drinkable; but, as bad luck would have it, little benefit resulted from its use—though the quantity of mud, &c., de- posited was somewhat astounding — for it gave, in return for what it had removed, a rather potent astringency and gout of the salt, which, added to the stirring and handling, and tepid condition of the compound, almost acted on us as an emetic. Our evening meal, though what on ordinary occasions might be called ‘light,’ lay heavy upon us, and to aug- ment the group of miseries contained in the being ‘out of sorts,’ myriads of audacious flies, as inquisitive and offensive as the people of the inn, congregated on our hands and faces, titillating them to a degree impossible to bear ; ; while, as a grand finale for the later performance of the evening, invisible mosquitos and dreaded sand-flies hovered around in such swarms that the air was filled with the soft thin music of their wings. After seeing our ponies fed—that is, entertained—on a manger-full of chopped straw, a small measure of fine bran, and another of barley, mixed up into a soft consistency D 34 DESERTED BY SLEEP. by water—and after noting that they had obtained a sufii- ciency of that element, which required that they should be led. about in order to ‘ warm it, and settle their stomachs’ before commencing their meal — M went to bed. By which it will be understood that he retired to the inner apartment, laid himself down on the brick couch, carefully enveloping every part of his body—head, feet, and hands included—in a sheet which he had, with great forethought and luxurious intentions, brought on the journey. I, alas! could seek no such mitigation of my woes and grievances. Somnus had fairly deserted me—been driven away by the discomforts everywhere around, and the only resource of which I might avail myself was reading or writing by the smoky flame of the primitive nauseating lamp. And to these I applied myself with a desperate determination to think of nothing about or in the room, but to coerce nature into a sleepy mood by means of deep thought and physical fatigue. No sooner, however, had I settled vigorously to the task, than ‘ping’ sounded shrilly out a mosquito in dangerous propinquity to my ear. His war-note is abruptly terminated by a loud twang, after which he is silent. He has fixed him- self on the nape of my neck as tenderly as if he had a special regard for the subject of my studies, and was unwilling to disturb me; but I know his subtle nature too well, and dis- lodge him with all speed, though before I can do so he has left evidence of his visit that will become more conspicuous by to-morrow morning.- While I am scratching and tearing at the spot, a goodly company, in skirmishing order, have safely established themselves over my perspiring face, their long, thin, angular legs enabling them to alight so gently and so stealthily that I am totally unconscious of their proximity until the handkerchief is once more raised to my moist features, and I can then see their puny bodies, only partially gorged with thickened blood, wheeling steadily between me A MOSQUITO ENTERTAINMENT. 35 and the lamp, and hear their emphatic clamours at my in- terruption of their feast. As the evening wears on, they throw off their timorous- ness, and boldly advance, heedless of annihilation, to a general attack on every exposed surface; and the absolute necessity there exists for acting continually and vigilantly on the defensive throws me into a feverish deluge of perspiration, from which I am only able to rescue myself by a walk in the courtyard. Presently I return and make another fruitless attempt to read. I have been studiously endeavouring to peruse the Chamber of Horrors in Dante’s ‘ Inferno,’ and, finding the task too great, quietly set myself down to be worried to sleep, after closing the book and thrusting it out of the way of the rancid bean oil that appears to burn without any pal- pable diminution in quantity or improvement in smell. Scarcely have I adjusted my limbs to the slope of the table bars on which they rest, and resigned, as nearly as possible, all external cares, when a large brown member of the gnat family circles around the light for a few seconds, keeping up an animated duet with an emaciated grey indi- vidual of the same species whose movements are less active and more feeble, and whose tiny voice is of the shrillest treble imaginable. Soon they are joined by a zebra-striped vete- ran, and the trio, like the witches in ‘ Macbeth,’ dance madly around, chanting their baneful maledictions savagely in my ears, until they are disturbed by a whiff from the handkerchief, and away they go to swell the ranks of the throng that make such a formidable din in the vicinity of the bed-place. I have hardly time to see them fairly away than a quartette of the orchestra — hungry and lank as musi- cians generally are—have, uninvited and unwelcomed, alighted from their aerial promenade on the back of my hand, and there they are, busily refreshing themselves after their D2 36 THE: SAND-FLY. dulcet performance, greedily sucking up the vital fluid through their long, sharp trunks. At last they have obtained a suffi- ciency, and are ungratefully rejecting in its place an irritant fluid. Worst of all, only a short distance from these sanguinary creatures, working silently away on its own account, is the terrible and much-dreaded sand-fly — an insignificant- looking emerald-green mite, not one-half the size of the (lh f ah a | en Comfort of a Chinese Inn.—The Comet. mosquito, but possessing ten times its venom. I aim at its destruction, but it is as quick in retreat as in attack, and escapes into the darkness. THE .COMET OF ’61. 37 This torturing attack and defence go on until I am per- fectly fagged out, and can bear up against it no longer, for it is a thoroughly exhausting business; and yet J dare not go to sleep. I determined on making my couch in the open air— with all its risks of damp and rain, and danger from some of the vagabonds whom I saw prowling about as I entered, and who looked anything but trustworthy. One of the mouldering half doors is torn from its languishing supports and dragged to the outside, where it is laid on a ricketty manger standing on three and a half-legs near the mules and ponies, who sniff and snort at my appearance. Without delay, and without any preparatory undressing, I am, after two or three acrobatic feats over and under it, at last on its surface, and, stretching gladly out, offer myself the consolation that at length I have secured a sleeping-place where the gnats and sand-flies may chance to miss me, and where I may escape being stifled in heat. Alas, I am speedily undeceived! The air is so chokingly warm and heavy, and the ground throws up such reeking vapours, that the drowsy god remains callous to my appeals. A long time is spent star-gazing, and following that mys- terious comet which took us all by surprise a few days before. What portent of change does it bear to the Chinese empire? I wonderingly think. 38 CHAPTER III. STORY OF THE GENERAL CHOO. IEN-FUNG—the ‘Abundant Plenty’ — has been re- ported sick and dead times without end within the last two months. May these reports be incorrect, and may not some dreadful convulsion shake China to pieces? * When beggars die there are no comets seen, The heavens themselves blaze forth the death of princes. What intrigue and wickedness may even at this moment be hatching—set on foot by the presence of the awe- inspiring meteor through whose ghost-like substance we are watching the stars? Another comet did so, and we re- member reading the old-fashioned tale. We endeavour to recall it. Nearly a thousand years have been put down to the credit of the present world, and to the land of Sinim in particular, since the son of an obscure scribbler and village pedagogue, too lazy and idle to work in the fields, entered himself on the muster roll of a horde of freebooters, and soon proved an able and desperate associate in every perilous enterprise in which courage and cunning were required. The illustrious Tang dynasty was drawing near the usual Chinese dynastic dissolution, with its long list of wise princes, who had ruled so well, and who had raised the national prosperity to a * Strange to say, Hien-fung died a few weeks after these notes were penned, and his son, Key-syang— the ‘ Auspicious Omen ’—now sits on the Dragon throne. A PLOTTING PRIME MINISTER. 39 degree before unknown,—as far beyond that of the Western middle ages as the civilisation of Europe of the present day is superior to the grovelling semi-barbarism of the modern Chinese. They were rapidly losing their manly policy and sage governance in degenerate profligacy and imbecile coun- sels, though retaining energy enough to crush this and other gangs of plunderers and cut-throats, who at the present day would be dubbed rebels and patriots. Choo, as this promising youth was named, with his accom- plices in crime, was obliged to sue for mercy, and obtained it only to become the, in all probability, willing slave and swashbuckler of the traitorous, plotting, prime minister, Tsuy-ying, who, to serve a purpose he had in view, procured for him a high command somewhere towards the frontier of the empire, and ‘to make assurance doubly sure,’ in winning him over, bestowed on him many marks of his favour and condescension. At this time the eunuchs were numerous at court — probably as many as existed a few years ago, when their number was said to amount to 5,000. This large estab- lishment, besides other means of replenishment, was main- tained by a law passed more than thirty years ago, ordaining that the sons of murderers who had destroyed the male heirs of any one should be given over for emasculation and the service of the palace. Some of these domestics were men of ability and tact, and their duties and position around the throne, and in the resi- dence of the Emperor, gained for them a more than just share of the Imperial ear and confidence. At least so thought the minister, and his whole mind was bent on devising the most efficient and safe means of securing their extirpation. Therefore, at an early stage of the proceedings, he brought forward a plea, the necessity of which he had not arguments sufficient to maintain, and endeavoured to convince the sovereign that it was essential to the safety of the kingdom that these men should be destroyed. The Emperor was, 40 AN UNWARY MONARCH. however, not convinced of their treasonable offences, and expressed an assurance that they could not all be guilty of the charges preferred against them, as he knew several who were fully entitled to his confidence. To prevent the possi- bility of a conspiracy, he permitted some of the most question- able characters to be punished as examples for the others. The intentions of the minister were foiled, and his jealousy and ambition thwarted by this leniency, but only for a time. His designs were made more desperate and urgent, by learn- ing that the eunuchs had become aware of the enmity he bore towards them, and were counter-plotting his downfall and destruction. At this crisis, he privately invited the General Choo to his palace, and by feasting and well-timed flattery, with a sprinkling of hard wrung tears, he obtained his promise of assistance in the developement of his plans. Then pretending to the Emperor that the army under Choo’s command was necessary in the ¢éapital, to counterbalance that of another force under a general who had assumed a haughty and dictatorial manner towards the government, Choo was summoned to guard the Imperial palace. Soon after his arrival, sixteen leaders of a party who had opposed Tsuy-ying in some of his measures were the first victims sacrificed to ministerial vengeance; and speedily after, seventy eunuchs were swept from the register of the living world at a single establishment, and ninety at an- other. With a clear knowledge of the Emperor’s simplicity and dulness of perception, the minister attired himself in the deepest mourning, shed bitter tears when he appeared before him, and prostrated himself on the ground like a felon, as he demanded the punishment which he confessed he merited, for so prematurely dealing out justice without his master’s sanction. The stratagem was successful. The Emperor grieved to see the right hand of his empire so stricken and cast down for this unauthorised, but, no doubt, wise infliction of the law’s penalties towards conspirators; indeed, was so THE MASSACRE OF EUNUCHS. 4) much affected that he wept; and, anxious to condole with and show his unalterable attachment and confidence in his counsellor, he took off his girdle and graciously conferred it upon him — thus elevating Tsuy-ying to the highest dignity possible. But the work was only begun; for the minister’s malice was still but partially appeased, and he was determined to gratify it to the utmost. Several hundred of the body guard and palace spies were yet in the way, and Choo and his bloodthirsty soldiery were ever ready, only awaiting the signal, to perpetrate any atrocity required at their hands. The Emperor was again appealed to to save his throne from the dangerous intrigues of the eunuchs, who were said to be secretly preparing to murder him and usurp the government, and it was urged that nothing short of extermination of the whole body could be recom- mended to avert a catastrophe which was all but inevitable. With such ominous reports dinning incessantly in his ears, from the tongue of such a seemingly faithful servant — and noticing the altered demeanour of the eunuch guard, the despot weakly yielded. Everything having been prepared, the general quietly un- leashed his bloodhounds at the dead of night, and the miserable creatures were hunted out of their unguarded sleeping-places, and despatched in cold blood. ‘Their doleful cries of murder,’ says the ancient chronicler, ‘and shrieks for aid, together with yells of indignation and imprecations at the merciless injustice done to them, extended to every part, and sounded dolefully far beyond the precincts of the palace.’ For this service, and by Tsuy-ying’s influence and interest, Choo was ennobled, had the title of king bestowed upon hin, was invested by Imperial authority with the unimpeachable designation of Tseun-chung—which signifies the Perfectly Faithful—and, with the title, the highest post the army could furnish, corresponding to that of commander-in-chief. 42 MURDER OF THE PRIME MINISTER. When too late, Tsuy-ying began to perceive that his useful friend had discovered the value of the powers with which he had been invested, and that their possession had roused to a highly hazardous pitch an ambitious spirit of which the Perfectly Faithful had not previously given any indications. Alarmed for the consequences — though he still maintained an external show of friendship~he began to cherish very different views, and to prepare himself for the worst in the struggle for domination with a by no means despicable com- petitor. Unfortunately, he was not quick enough to save himself; for Tseun-chang, with the capital at his mercy and the soldiery at his beck and call, observed his precautions, and, fearing that he might yet possess the means of advan- tageously opposing him, caused him, with several of his friends, to be murdered. To be the ruler of this great, country had been long the desire of this upstart, but he had the subtlety and patience to await his opportunity. Having prospered so well in counter-plotting, and attained the moral and physical force necessary to enable him firmly to establish his prestige, he found nothing now remained to delay the realisation of his most aspiring wishes but the person of the Emperor. As no obstacle lay in the way of removing him from the throne, it was boldly determined on that he should at once resign or abdicate in favour of the Perfectly Faithful; and a written request to that effect was despatched to His Majesty, accom- panied by a military force strong enough for any emergency. An entertainment was being given in the Gallery of Joy (how very contradictory these names seem to be bestowed!), at which the Emperor presided, and to this place the mandate came, and the soldiers. Before His Imperial Majesty had time to descend from the chair of state, they forcibly ex- pelled the guests and the spectators, amidst lamentations for their own fate, and curses on the head of the incautious Tsuy- ying for recommending to such powerful offices the base, CHOO’S USURPATION OF THE THRONE. 43 unworthy Tsuen-chung, who was now overturning the throne and altars of the land. Angry and grieved, they tumul- tuously crowded the streets, impatiently looking out for some solution of the mysterious proceedings in the gallery, and were somewhat relieved when the Emperor arrived amongst them. Notwithstanding his many great and glaring faults, the people were strongly attached to him, revering him for the sake of his dynastic predecessors; so, as he passed through their ranks, their joyful exclamations rose high and loud, and a universal benediction pealed out clear and distinctly, ‘Wan Suy: ten thousand years: live for ever!’ From the mass of unfaithful soldiers that closely hemmed him in from his devoted subjects, he answered with tears, ‘Say not Wan Suy, for I shall never again be your sovereign!’ He and his queen were conveyed to prison, and strongly and carefully guarded, only a few servants being permitted to remain near them. No communication was allowed them with their friends outside. The sceptre of empire had been wrested from their hands, and their imprisonment was ren- dered doubly irksome by the jealous manner in which they were watched and every movement criticised. Bereaved of hope, and living in constant dread of death, they gave them- selves up to grief, and, like many other unfortunate wretches in more enlightened countries and times, tried to find a solace for their woes in frequent recourse to intoxication — the means for which were very readily furnished by the usur- per’s command. Tsuen-chung, at length becoming tired of wearing a mask so long and of soothing the alarms of the populace, availed himself of a favourable opportunity, and privately ordered two of his officers, with a hundred men, to the prisoners’ apartments. After butchering the attendants who were found near the door, they forced their way into the apartment of the Emperor, whom they found recovering from a fit of inebriation. The noise and tumult at the entrance had roused him, and with 44 DEATH OF THE EMPEROR CHAU-TISUNG. but a single garment thrown around his body, he ran or stag- gered about a pillar to escape from his unrelenting murderers. Their footsteps were too steady and fleet, and their hands too well trained to the work, to suffer him to escape. He was perforated by a dozen knives, and his pean body dragged away to a place of concealment. When tidings of the assassination were brought to Choo, he artfully broke out into violent demonstrations of rage and sorrow, throwing himself on the ground and giving way to floods of tears. ‘ The slaves have disobeyed me,’ he screamed, ‘and will cause my name to be infamous to ten thousand ages!’ The better to blind the people, he forthwith directed that his two creatures—the agents in the Emperor’s death— should be executed. One of them, Yew Yung, whose dishonourable name has been committed to history, on going to meet: his death, called out recriminatingly, ‘I am sold a victim to stifle the re- proaches of the world—but how will it appear to, the gods?’ The ill-fated Emperor, Chau-tsung, left nine sons, and these Tsuen-chung soon suspected would become barriers to his successful progress. He therefore resolved to clear them from his path, and inviting them to an entertainment at his residence near the Lake Kew-Ku, he barbarously caused them all to be strangled and their bodies to be consigned to the waters of the lake. He had now reached the summit of despotic power ; everything likely to interfere with his pleasure or authority had been sedulously put aside, and he gave himself up to an existence such as a mind like his could relish, with His companions unletter’d, rude and shallow : His hours filled up with riots, banquets, sports. But one of those strange, unaccounted-for meteors—like that I had been peering at, as it sped with scarcely percep- tible velocity on its midnight journey across the heavens, SUPERSTITIOUS CRUELTY. 45 sprung up suddenly as if to accuse him of his misdeeds, and every night threw its ghastly, phosphorescent light in pale yellow vapours far behind it. The eyes of the Chinese in those troubled days were furtively directed towards the comet, while omens of bad portent were predicted to the nations of the world. Tsuen-chung had not yet completed his amount of crime. The visitation of the comet filled his mind with dread and apprehensions of misfortune to himself ; so he suddenly remembered that thirty men still lived, whose influence at court had long caused him anxiety. They had ventured to rebuke him sternly for his partiality to one of his favourites; and the weird-like glare of the celestial appa- rition impelled him to their destruction, on political grounds alone. The comet one night witnessed their last breath. What does it behold now? A favourite—because a few of the Literati, whose pro- vince it was to examine candidates and to confer degrees, would not permit him to attain to scholastic rank in con- sequence of his unfitness—conceived a violent dislike to them, and going to Tsuen-chung, said, ‘ These fellows always call themselves the “pure flow” (a Chinese phrase for persons who are incorruptible by bribes or undue influence), they deserve to be thrown into the Yellow river and converted into the “muddy flow!””’ to, and the tyrant laughed merrily at the joke, while he vowed that the suggestion should be carried out instantly. Of course the luckless scholars perished. The defunct Empéror’s wife was still alive, and to make more secure for himself the Imperial throne, on which he yet sat tremblingly, he married her. For some brief time she contrived to inspire him with a certain degree of respect and even awe, by her rigid correctness and great intelligence, qualifying, for a time, his cruel and dissolute habits; but after her decease he became as abandoned as before, and allowed his slaves and favourites to commit the The heartless wag was listened 46 MERITED RETRIBUTION—A WORTHY SON. greatest atrocities, until his evil actions recoiled upon him- self. His wicked and unprincipled heart induced him to perpetrate a diabolical act in his own household, which so exasperated his son Moo-te, a lad only sixteen years of age, but in every way worthy of his sire, that while the former lay ill in bed, he abused him in foul language, murdered him, and then sent off a messenger to slay his brother, accom- panied by a document he had forged in his father’s name, setting forth that his brother, Yew-wan, was a rebellious and disobedient son, but that Moo-te was faithful and dutiful. The army was also thereby commanded to destroy Yew- wan, and to deliver the control of their actions and of the nation to Moo-te. In the drawing up of this paper it is supposed that he had been aided by one of the leading generals. By liberal dona- tions to the troops, and with the help of this instrument, he ascended the throne, and then wasted ten years in the most profligate manner, until, in the twenty-sixth year of his age, he committed suicide on hearing of the approach of an enemy who was marching towards his head-quarters to give him battle for his empire. Thus terminated the After Liang Dynasty, and with its memories faded from my mind all external impressions, for I had launched into and was gently sailing along the margin of the Lethean Sea, when whirr— The weak-eyed bat, With short shrill shriek, flits by on leathern wing, but not without giving me a thorough start-up, which nearly went to upset bed-board, manger, and occupant; completely alarmed my equine neighbours, and drew forth a stern round of grumbling, swearing, and ill-natured remarks from the Jehu. He sprung out of the cart to secure the animals, which broke away and went scampering over the place, then betook himself to the dormitory of the landlord and his \ CHINESE FONDNESS FOR BATS. 47 assistants in order to obtain the services of a watchman, as he seemed to dislike being disturbed, and was influenced by much nervous anxiety on the score of thieves and murderers. Our nocturnal disturber, the bat, the emblem of longevity, painted and inscribed on lantern, congratulatory billet, funebreal garniture and houschold decoration, and entitled here :—the ‘heavenly mouse’ or ‘rat,’ the ‘fairy’ or ‘ flying rat,’ the ‘night swallow,’ and the ‘belly wings,’ flies, it is affirmed, with its head downwards, because its brain is heavier than its body, and only ventures out when the cruel hawk it so dreads during the day has gone to its nest :— this little dusky visitor was but the avant courier of a small colony of the Vespertilionide, the various members of which came skimming and fluttering close to my face, and curled under the eaves of the huts in the most erratic and confused manner. I watched them for a long time with sleepy admiration ; for though the Chinese have given them such fantastic but not inappropriate names, they have not been made by them objects of superstitious. reverence, nor have the repulsive habits of ‘Wandering Willie’ created any feelings of disgust or disfavour. When the Greeks borrowed their unprepos- sessing form to represent their terror-inspiring harpies, adding the demoniacal face of a woman; when, by the Mosaical law, the bat was classed among the forbidden and unclean ani- mals; and when, in the middle ages, magicians, wizards, and ‘ uncanny’ folk were believed to make it their confidant, and the evil one could not be fitly represented unless he had borrowed from them a pair of leathern wings, the sons of Fohi and Han had compassionately taken this harmless creature under their care. To preserve it from harm they clothed it in the traditional garb of antiquity, and made it the type of what is to them, perhaps, the most sacred and best courted of all other terrestrial, and, maybe, celestial favours in China—long life. 48 A NOISY NEIGHBOUR. In spite of the heat, the steam, and the stench, the flickering motions of my nocturnal visitor became less and less frequent and interesting; the hollow-sounding click of the watchman’s bamboo beater, produced by the terrified carter, grew fainter and less obtrusive; the hum of the mosquitos became rather pleasant than otherwise ; the comet appeared to fade into thick fleecy clouds which descended earthwards, bringing with them a respireable atmosphere and balmy zephyrs to fan the feverish beings below, and—and I fell asleep—into a sleep as sound as that enjoyed by either of the seven noble youths of Ephesus, though not so long. My repose was not extended to 187 years—or minutes. An unfriendly Chanticleer, perched on a beam not far from me, suddenly set up his reveile with most startling effect. CHAPTER IV. LONG BILLS — MOSQUITO TACTICS — RAISED VILLAGES AND LONELY COUNTRY — A WATERY DISTRICT — MILITARY STATION — CHINESE SOL- DIERS, THEIR QUALITIES AND TRADITIONS —- ENDURANCE OF PAIN — THE NUMBER-ONE DOCTOR — MA-YUEN, A CHINESE WARRIOR — DISCI- PLINE, FIDELITY, CRUELTY TOWARDS PRISONERS — DEATH BEFORE DISHONOUR — THE AVERSION OF THE PEOPLE TO BEAR ARMS — IMPERIAL ARMIES — MILITARY INSTITUTIONS — OUR CO-TRAVELLERS — GREAT THIRST — HEADS OF THE PEOPLE — BEGGARDOM — HEARTLESS PILFERERS. ‘TPVA-MI, ta-mi! Shumah ta-mi?’ M.’s firm decided tone of voice roused me from as profound a sleep as mortal man could possibly desire in such an inhospitable hostelry, and to the consciousness of a stormy debate that was going on between him and the so2-disant master of the house, regard- ing the various items in a bill about three feet in length, at the same time that I became thoroughly aware of the filthi- ness of my al fresco bed-chamber. Though the daylight, in a leaden-grey complexion, was struggling hard to obtain an ascendency over the stubborn gloom of the dawn, and sur- rounding objects were all but imperceptible, everybody was astir and busy. M. had been up for a long time, had seen the ponies fed, and was now beginning fo practise the Man- darin tongue with a force and intentness of purpose that would have startled a dormouse. The particular matter in dispute at that moment seemed to be a novelty to hin, as he kept repeating and inquiring about it, until I rejoiced to learn that it was only barley—the barley that had been given to our four-footed bed-fellows. Rubbing my eyes, hot and painful as they felt from the yellow glare and smoky flame of the lamp, and scrambling E 50 AN EXTORTIONATE HOST. down from the hard board, booted and spurred, with legs cramped and head aching, I did not find the prospect of such an early getting-up at all cheering; but there was no help for it, and I longed to get a mouthful of good air. Another violent conflict of tongues ensued, when the total amount of our charge for the seven hours’ entertainment was announced. It was the almost fabulous sum of 4,000 cash, equivalent to four dollars, or sixteen shillings and eightpence sterling! This was enough to make a small independence for any frugal Chinese to lend out at interest! So uncon- scionable a squeeze was not to be submitted to for such paltry accommodation. M. was firm ; the host was loquacious, urgent, and stiff- necked; but the former conquered, and something less than 2,000 of the base coinage sufficed to satisfy all claims. The. man at length retired with a smiling countenance, no doubt delighted at having discovered that the outside barbarians knew the value of tchen as well as himself, and had as much intelligence given them to guard against rapacious attacks. There was no breakfast for us, and being as ready for moving as we were when entering the village the evening before, we had only to set the cart on its way and depart. But the shaft mule was as contumacious and spiteful as I have found the majority of her mongrel race. She had to be coaxed, scolded, and castigated, and eventually punished by a gag of thin sharp cord tied across from one cheek of the bit to the other, and passing below the upper lip to rest upon the gum, before she could be rendered at all tract- able. Even then bullying and shouting were required in addition to drive her under and between the shafts, and to retain her there until the rude gear was fixed ; after which a similar procedure had to be enforced against the little jennet in the traces. All this occupied so much time. that it was quite daylight before we could start, and the sun had become fully visible ere we had crossed the stone bridge. MOSQUITO BITES—A MONOTONOUS LANDSCAPE. 51 that led from the poverty-stricken village down a steep bank to the low ground beyond. Once fully awake, we began to feel the dreadfully irritat- ing effects of the mosquitos’ operations. Every inch of skin exposed to their venomous bites was raised into numerous little eminences like ant-hills, or old-fashioned hair trunks studded with round-headed brass nails. In the middle of each mark was a semi-pellucid vesicle denoting the spot where the merciless proboscis had pierced and burrowed. The tingling, itching, and throbbing sensation that afflicted face, neck, and hands, was excruciatingly annoying and painful. The agony I endured for some hours is indescrib- able, and can be but faintly imagined by those who have never thoroughly undergone the process of tattooing as prac- tised by the irresistible and active mosquito of North China. With the cart in front jogging away at a lively pace, and Ma-foo on his scragey grey Bucephalus bumping behind, we moved along in anything but cheerful spirits, feeling as unre- freshed by our short slumber as if we had never slept at all. There was nothing in the country through which we rode to divert our minds from the ‘ out of sorts’ condition we were in, and the sun already gave tokens of a blistering day, as it glanced upwards in a hazy flood of light. Onwards we proceeded over a narrow track, in a great, flat, and totally unpicturesque plain, with no living or moving object, save some tiny white sails threading the convolutions of a hidden canal that in all likelihood opens into the Peiho, not far from Tien-tsin. Nothing was to be seen as far as the eye could scan towards the horizon, but a low marshy waste ; a sea of purplish-green heath, wild and desolate for the greater part, with here and there some stunted patches of unhealthy-looking millet and hemp suffering from neglect ; a moor or heath of the most depressing aspect, worse even than the Aldershot long valley on a November day. In this scene there was an absence of trees, hedges, fences, or E2 52 RAISED VILLAGES AND LOW COUNTRY. walls, that gave it a monotony quite appalling. Away on the extremity of the moor we presently distinguish high mounds of earth, rising like islands at long intervals from the dead level, and as we approach we perceive that they are topped by haggard-looking villages of mud and millet- stalks, with a few sickly willow trees striving to throw their branches over the lowly dwellings, as if to screen their poverty from observation. From the mouth of the Peiho to within forty miles of Peking, and on both sides of the river for very many miles inland, the country seems to be generally lower than the banks. High plots are raised to a height of at least. twelve feet by. the earth dug out from a series of wide ditches which always encircle them, and lead, when possible, to lower levels. On these the villages are perched; such elevation not only in smaller clusters of dwellings, but in the towns, is rendered necessary, the natives inform us, in con- sequence of the Peiho, at lengthened but uncertain periods, overflowing its banks and inundating the whole country far and near. It then submerges crops and everything on its bosom sometimes for weeks together, during which time great distress and inconvenience are occasioned by the un- avoidable suspension of labour and loss of property. Ominous-looking san pans, or flat-bottomed boats, kept in good repair and preserved from the weather under little sheds of millet-stalk, are gathered together around those hamlets that lie far from the river, as well as near those on its borders. We were at first perplexed as to the use that could possibly be made of these punts, seeing they were so numerous and so much cared for, and yet there were no canals nor sheets of water near on which they could be serviceable. We afterwards learnt that they formed the sole means of maintaining a communication between one place and another during the time the country was laid under ‘water. TEMPORARY AND PERMANENT LAGOONS. 53 As we rode on, the whole surface of the plain we travelled over gave more conclusive evidence of the former existence of a temporary lagoon, in fragments of shells mixed up with the soil or thinly spread over the fields. Among them were entire specimens of the lymneus stagnalis, whose pleasure it is to bask in sunny nooks on the edges of pools, and a small bivalve shell somewhat resembling the mactra. Nu- merous saline incrustations and efflorescences met with, proved that the earth had not been disturbed for some months. Not a loose stone was to be found anywhere for miles around us. Everything went to prove that many inches thick of mud are deposited over a wide tract of land on each side of the river when a strong east wind long prevails in the gulf, and drives the waters up the tributary channels until they rise beyond the banks. Then the flat nature of the country offering no impediment to their outward spread, an inundation takes place, the untoward consequences of which can only be remedied by the slow process of evapora- tion, and at its termination a fresh stratum of prolific soil is found imposed on that left a few years before. From information picked up among the villagers, one is led to believe that these floods are becoming less frequent in occurrence and extent. There is, too, a corresponding dimi- nution of the damage inflicted. This change is ascribable to some alteration in the bed of the Peiho, and also to the influ- ence of the extensive bar at its mouth, as wellas toa general elevation of the land towards the border of the gulf; for in the direction of Pau-ting-fu — the capital of the province of Chili—there is a vast permanent lagoon, thirty or forty miles in length, intersected by several streams or small rivers; and many of the people who reside in the Egyptian-looking huts fixed in the artificially-raised terraces of mud in this region, gave it as their opinion that the water in their neigh- bourhood is not so deep as it used to be, because they é4 A LONELY GUARD-IIOUSE. could now cultivate the water-lily in places where the flood was over their heads a few years ago. In the middle of the loneliest and wildest stretch, the meagre track led us close to a solitary cottage. We had noticed its dilapidated condition for some time. It had been built on the low ground, and showed such visible neglect, that we supposed it could only be some house of Chinese Guard-house, refuge for destitute wanderers over the dismal waste in wintry weather, or a shieling for strayed cattle on tempes- tuous nights; but we were agreeably surprised to find, on coming up to it, that it was a guard-room or small military station occupied by about a dozen soldiers, some of whom we could see sleeping on a couch inside, while others were walking about or playing cards on the limited square of cleared ground in front. A nearer inspection satisfied us TARTAR SOLDIERS. 55 that the building was not really so bad as it appeared at a distance. The walls were of the usual materials — mud and grain stems, the windows were rather small, but the front was smoothly plastered and white-washed, for the better display of the arms. These were neatly fastened against it, and comprised about a dozen handy matchlocks hanging by their slings at one side of the doorway, and four swords, two red-plumed spears, and two fourteen or sixteen feet jingalls reared against the eave at the other side, with their complement of black bottle-like powder flasks in close proximity to each fire-arm. As soon as they noticed us, these pings got up and made every demonstration of good will, smiling, laughing, and sawing the air with their clasped hands until we had passed on; and as often as we looked back we observed them still watching us in the most friendly manner. As they stood there, endeavouring to exhibit to us the senti- ments of welcome and pleasure excited by our presence among them, we could not help asking ourselves whether these lusty fellows, whose bare necks and chests testified to their having attained the very highest physical development, had fled, fugitives from Enfield rifles, Armstrong guns, cavalry sabres, and Punjaub lances, but nine short months ago! Tall, powerful, and symmetrically built, they were fair specimens of the northern army sent to uphold the policy of the war party at Peking in 1860, and to resist the approach of Anglo-French influences and the moral pressure applied in the direction of the Northern Court. In spite of numbers, choice of defensible positions, a highly advantageous country, and brute strength—the quick move- ments of the invading force, their wonderful arms of pre- cision, and the lightning darts of Sikhs and dragoons, proved too much for the bows and arrows of the once- dreaded Scythians, the light squibby matchlocks and fan- tastic ‘whingers’ of the so-called cavalry, and the jingalls, 56 THEIR PAST AND PRESENT PRESTIGE. rude spears, and badly-trained field-guns of the footmen. What appeared to be a formidable enemy too soon for their reputation became an ubiquitous one, nearly always in the right place at the wrong time, until it was acknow- ledged that catching Tartars was no easy matter. When caught, the difficulty seemed to be what to do with them. It was impossible to avoid confessing that they were by no means destitute of that courage which would have enabled them to make a stout and a bold stand against an invading force armed and disciplined in the same manner as themselves. Their ignorance of our art of war, and the potent weapons we use, made them poor opponents. Some of them, perhaps, were in front of the little group that watched us from the bleak-looking guard-house. They had been a warlike race in the middle ages, and had gone through many a stirring campaign in Central Asia under the leader- ship of the famous Madyes, alias Ogus Khan; they had burst into Media and slain Cyaxares; they had overrun Poland and Russia; they had penetrated Silesia, vanquished Duke Mieczzlaw, and desolated the whole of Hungary — in short, had considerably alarmed Europe. But in the nineteenth century the tables were completely turned. Even Genghis Khan with his innumerable hosts would not have had the shadow of a chance against the armament the allies brought into their middle kingdom. The Celestials had not a chance. Cavalry they would wait for and meet, though they could not but find themselves wofully at a disadvantage and unable to inflict any injury: infantry they would slowly retire be- fore—regardless, apparently, of the not very deadly volleys poured into their disorderly masses; but those dreadful cannon — those malignant genii hatched and perfected in the ‘outer and tributary kingdoms,’ they could not stand against, and afforded, by the pell-mell retreats they made, a most unequivocal test of the magical powers those machines were capable of exercising on the minds, if not the bodies, of THEIR ADAPTABILITY FOR WARFARE. 57 the valiant ‘braves.’ Possessed of all the qualifications necessary in the manufacture of first-rate soldiers — limbs and bodies the very models of health and strength— they seemed to be endowed with no small degree of patience under adverse circumstances, while capable of enduring much hardship without exhibiting its effects. How widely they contrasted in physique with the long, thin-legged, weak- . armed, and narrow-chested Hindostanees brought against them in the field — men, the very feeding of whom requires a commissariat, a transport, a retinue of servants, and other complicated arrangements sufficient, one would imagine, to smother any one department of an army in any country but their own. How very differently would these Indians have behaved had affairs been reversed, and the Chinese been led against them, officered, drilled, and armed by Europeans! Since October last I have been strongly impressed with this idea, and am quite of opinion that the Northern Chinese—Mongols or Mantchus—are a match for any other Eastern people in war; and from what I have been able to see of them in the course of a good deal of rambling, I cannot help thinking that no better men for soldiers could be found—out of Western countries of course—were they enlisted young, trained, rationed, and taught the use of arms in a proper manner. Fed on coarse rice, the produce of the country, green vege- tables, and an infinitesimal allowance of salt or fresh pork, the troops opposed to the allied armies to me looked fit for anything, could they have the advantages of discipline, good leading, and instruction in the handling of modern fire-arms. No men could stand pain better than they did. Many I saw who had been wounded, and were found lying out in the fields, days afterwards, in the places where they had fallen, exposed during the day to the dreadful heat of the sun, parched and burnt up by thirst and sick from pain, with no creature near them to afford aid or consolation, held 53 PATIENCE WHILE SUFFERING PAIN AND HARDSHIP. on to life, and were free from any of those fits of despondency or grumbling which tend so much to retard recovery from serious injuries. When at last carried in to the temporary regimental hospital, not a complaint was made by them; on the contrary, the calmness and cheerful resignation they always displayed was most wonderful, and gave us the first , favourable indications of their robust and hale constitutions and equable tempers. Two men in particular I remember well, one of whom — a fine muscular fellow in the meridian of life and vigour—had three bullets in his body, and his thigh-bone smashed and splintered by another. He was discovered in a field at some distance from our camping-ground after the final contest near Peking, and though he had been lying out in this maimed condition for a whole day and night, without a morsel of food or a draught of water, he expressed no great emotion on being addressed, but merely signified his desire to indulge in a pipe of tobacco. While the bullets were being searched for and extracted from their lodgment—a most tedious, difficult, and painful operation when they have but recently entered, but far more so after the wounds have been exposed to the sun and dust, and the parts have begun to swell— though the. probing must have caused the poor wretch the most excru- ciating agony it is possible to conceive, it was all borne with the greatest manliness, with scarcely a disturbed countenance, and. without a murmur; and immediately after the necessary, but torturing work was over, the man looked lively and happy, and continued so until recovery. He was a favourite with me, so I was often by the side of his stretcher: he was such a masculine good-humoured fel- low, it did one good to see him, and grin and nod with him. He could not speak half-a-dozen words of our language. He puffed away at his little brass-bowled pipe, contentment depicted in every lineament of his bronzed face, and testified his admiration of the skill and attention of our young doctor THE ‘NUMBER ONE” DOCTOR. 59 by continually jerking up his thumb, as much as to say he was a first-rate, or ‘number one’ man, and then pointed with joyful satisfaction to his rapidly healing limb—kept immove- able, easy, and comfortable in that wonderful fracture ap- paratus. An interpreter was sometimes available, and then interesting dialogues would take place, in which expressions of gratitude were frequent for the kindness and care shown him, of fear that he gave too much annoyance, and of a strong determination not to join the soldiers again, should he ever be able to return to his wife and children in their little home near the Great Wall, where one of his first acts, he vowed, would be to burn incense-sticks in grateful remembrance and acknowledgment of the benefits he had received from his thumb-friend, the doctor. The other case was that of a man who had six lance-wounds in various places, but the worst, and, as we thought, the mortal one, was in the back, close to the shoulder-blade, where the lung had been perforated by the lance-point. Faint and weak from loss of blood while he spent a day and night in the sharp and irritating millet stubble, he was as firm and good-natured as the other sufferer, and whiffed away at the gently soothing weed as he sat doubled up for many days with pledgets and bandages to his wounds, constrained to assume and remain in that position in consequence of the hemorrhage that took place from the lung on the slightest movement. He was quite as grateful and pleased as his companion, and like him he also recovered. Both returned to their homes from the Tien-tsin hospital, where a subscription had been thoughtfully got up, and a good round sum in dollars accu- mulated to pay their travelling expenses. What wonderful stories they will retail to the inhabitants of the little out-of- the-world villages they pass through, and how many long evenings will be spent among their old friends in recounting their adventures, and the hospitality they met with from the ‘Men beyond the Seas!’ The rations and the medical 60 MA-YUEN, A CHINESE WARRIOR. comforts in hospital they can speak of, for they were liberally supplied with everything, and took as kindly at once to beer, porter, and rum, as if they had been initiated in childhood into the mysteries of indiscriminate tippling as practised in English cities. How they will astonish the rural popu- lation in those lonely spots away towards the border of the Supreme province, when telling of the manners, customs, and fighting qualities of the race which was to be decimated by their old-world tactics, defences, and weapons! The history of the Empire affords many examples of the fidelity, wisdom, and courage that animated individuals and armies in ages gone by, when martial honours and achieve- ments were held in greater respect and much more highly valued than in recent years. Some of the finest traits which ennoble the profession of arms in any age or country are still dwelt on in the eloquent narratives of historical and traditional writers, and serve to illustrate a period of chival-. rous zeal and integrity not much behind that of the brilliant era of our own knights and crusaders. Ma-yuen, for instance, who is recorded as having lived contemporaneously with our Saviour, must have been a valorous and high-spirited man, and the very model of a soldier. He displayed the greatest bravery and judgment in fighting and reducing to subjection the fiery Tartar tribes who sought to invade and plunder China, then under the rule of the Eastern Han dynasty, and in quelling the turbulent and rapacious Cochin-Chinese. What can be finer or grander in the development of a true knight’s aspirations than his frequently expressed sentiment, when entreated to retire from the dangers and fatigues of the camp and field, that ‘the warrior should die on the desert battle-field, his noblest pall his saddlecloth ; not in a chamber amidst weeping women !’ There is an identity of feeling between this Bayard-like speech and the cavalier turn of mind of one of the greatest A TRUE SOLDIER'S ASPIRATIONS. 61 of modern novelists, when he says, deeply imbued with the spirit in which he wrote: ‘It is the memory which the soldier leaves behind him, like the long train of light that follows the sunken sun. . . . WhenI think of death, as a thing worth thinking of, it is in the hope of pressing one day some well-fought and hard-won field of battle, and dying with the shout of victory in my ear—that would be worth dying for; and more, it would have been worth having lived for !’ The long accounts of Ma-yuen’s expeditions against hordes of ruffians, and the brilliant acts of valour displayed by him in suppressing mutinies and rebellions, raised to oppose the authority of the Emperor Kwang-wu, are recited in thrilling tales written in fanciful language. One Chinese historian thus describes him as he appeared before the enemy at Kwanyang : ‘Ma-yuen rode out dressed in an azure robe, his armour shining like quicksilver, his head surmounted by pheasant plumes in a white and costly helmet. His spear was eighteen feet long. He sat upon a horse with an azure mane, and thus placed himself in front of the battle.’ How forcibly does this poetical description remind one of the fine old national song of ‘Chevy Chase,’ as it pictures the brave Douglas, whose career was closed in that desperate engage- ment, on the eve of attack :— Earl Douglas on a milk-white steed,. Most like a baron bold, Rode foremost of his company, Whose armour shone like gold. After many long years’ service this warrior at last met.a sol- dier’s death, and realised his wish; for marching against the people of Wu-ling, in Hu-Kwang, he got hemmed in amongst themountains during the severest months of winter byagreatly superior force, and, with his troops, suffered extreme pri- vations. Another general was, with all haste, despatched to 62 PARDONABLE DISOBEDIENCE. his aid, but on inquiring he found the brave Ma-yuen no more, and his force prostrated with fever. The next Emperor, Ming-ti, did his memory justice, and rendered his own reign the more brilliant and happy by marrying the deceased ge- neral’s daughter, who is celebrated as having been as talented and virtuous as her parent had been faithful and valiant. In the ninth century, a Chinese general, Wang-sen, during the reign of He-tsung of the Suy dynasty, finding provisions failing him on a march, gave orders that all the old and feeble should remain behind in order to preserve the efii- ciency of the troops, and made a declaration that if any presumed to follow by disobeying this order, they should be put to death instantly. His aged mother accompanied the army, and was attended to by the general’s brothers, who still ventured to carry her with them after the promulgation of the pitiable but necessary decree. In spite of their efforts at concealment, and their reliance on their brother’s regard for his mother’s life to exculpate them from punishment, Wang-sen found out the attempt to evade his order, and harshly reprimanded them, saying, ‘Every army possesses laws; no army can exist without them; not to destroy you for your disobedience to my order is to render my army without laws.’ The brothers, to screen themselves, urged the peculiar case of their mother; but the general was inex- orable, became enraged, and issued an order to have her head cut off. The brothers begged to be put to death first, and the army, being powerfully moved in their behalf, interposed, peti- tioned, and finally procured a pardon for the three. This episode is given by the historian as an instance on the one hand of great fidelity, and on the other of a total want of it. . Did we wish to give an illustration of staunch adherence and an inflexible determination to die rather than become a traitor, we might refer to the fate of Sun-Kwei, a distin- guished officer of the Emperor Chaou-tsung, who was taken prisoner by Kih-yung, a rebel and solicited to accept a com: DEATH BEFORE DISHONOUR. 63 mission or command under him. He promptly refused, on the ground of its being dishonourable to him, and that as his troops were defeated, he had no alternative but to finish his duty—which was to die: for to receive an office under one opposed to the Emperor was impossible. Bribery and taunts being of no avail, Kih-yung in a violent passion gave orders that he should be sawn asunder. The execu- tioners of this barbarous mandate could not make the saw enter the flesh. Sun-Kwei, railing, said: ‘You dead dogs and slaves, if you would saw a man asunder, you should com- press him between two planks ; but how could you know it?’ They took the hint, and, tying their victim between pieces of timber, carried out the horrid sentence; but he never re- lented, and died scornfully scoffing and jeering them. But throughout the whole Chinese and Tartar history, even up to the present time, great cruelty appears to have been exercised towards prisoners ; and it seems to have been a constant practice to put to death the principal officers after being captured. If they were able men, and would serve their captors, they might be spared ; if not, they were destroyed in the most dastardly manner. Those who chose to die rather than forsake their party, are mentioned in history with honour under the appellation of Sze-tse, which serves to denote dying with an undeviating adherence to the line of duty. Brute courage the troops opposed to the Peking expe- dition most assuredly possessed, and that in no small degree; for we have never been able to learn that any of the com- batants made prisoners by the British between Pehtang and the capital ever made the slightest sign indicative of suing for mercy; and instances were frequent in which they died without betraying any signs of submission—even when re- sistance was perfectly hopeless. Had they done so, in all probability they would have been spared. At best they must have been nearly, if not all, conscripts drawn from the towns 64 AVERSION TO MILITARY SERVICE. and villages within and without the Great Wall—Chinese, Mongols, and Mantchus—the majority of whom were, doubt- less, driven away from their homes and occupations to perform duties and undergo hardships with which they could scarcely be acquainted. . Chinese records inform us how unwillingly the people submitted to this treatment during a more warlike era than the present, for it is stated that in the reign of Shin-tsung of the Sung Dynasty, Gan-shih, his minister, formed a kind of militia, to which the inhabitants had so great an aversion that many of them cut off their fingers or hands to avoid. being enrolled in the ranks. As in everything else that we see around us, the trade of arms in the country appears in a hopeless stage of antiquity; nothing remains but a worthless mass of unstable trumpery quite in keep- ing with the institutions to which it is appended. This unmistakable decay is not of the last hundred years, but appears to have commenced long -before the Mantchu rule, and has been gradually paralysing the by no means bold attempts of the nation at rejuvenescence. Even in the days of a vigorous monarch of the present dynasty, famed for his love of those sports and pastimes which minister to warlike tastes and requirements, military expeditions were so promptly and successfully conducted that in his forty-ninth year he could boast to his friends and visitors: ‘Since I ascended the throne I have directed military operations to a great extent. I have crushed rebels; I have taken possession of Formosa; I have humbled the Rus- sians.’ But a very mediocre testimony to the worth of the troops in his pay could be given. Kanghi, a Jesuit missionary, says —and, according to Le Comte, he said nothing but what was proper, as he did nothing but what was great—‘ They are good soldiers when opposed to bad ones, but bad when opposed to good ones.’ The morale of the army, if we can assure ourselves that IMPERIAL ARMIES. G5 they may lay. claim to anything of the sort, is bad; the leaders, unlike the gallant and chivalrous Ma-yuen, are reported to look out for and secure to themselves a good line of retreat well to the rear, ordering the men of small confidence and less judgment to the front ; and when re- verses come upon them, they are ready to lead their command from danger by a precipitate flight, though they are the first to receive personal degradation and ignoble punishment; while both officers and men are rationed and paid on such a scale as entirely to preclude the possibility of maintaining that condition and spirit necessary to enable them to cope with the soldiers of civilised countries. Discipline they may be said to have none; and, taking them altogether, they are for service little better than an unwilling mob of pressed men—good or bad as may be— fighting ever with disgrace or decapitation before them, should they fail in obtaining victory; and with but little hopes of reward should they chance to be successful. Under a more genial and a more enlightened rule, the Chinese forces would, it may confidently be predicted, be very different, and with the immense means of men and material at the disposal of the empire, they might be made to offer a very serious obstacle to the operations of an invading enemy. We have long since lost sight, however, of our semi-nude friends—the last peep we managed to catch was of one brawny rascal who had mounted the thatched roof of the house to watch the way we went—and the sun is really consuming us. The past night’s discomforts and unrefresh- ing sleep have made us feverish and fageed, with an almost unbearable thirst parching our throats. Not a drop of water is to be had in the ditches or hollows, and, unsuccess- fully, we solicit the inmates of the mean habitations scattered sparsely to the right and left of our route, for a mouthful of anything to allay the more urgent cravings of our mouths. F 66 GREAT THIRST. The long level seems without water of any kind, and how the dwellers on it manage to exist without that essential of vitality, was more than we could guess in our dried-up state. They must have had water somewhere, but pro- bably in such small quantity that they could not spare as much as we required. Nor was there anything growing for many miles but two species of heath—one resembling a good deal in hue and size our own heather, overtopped by a taller and more plentiful, but not so brilliant tinted, a variety. The travellers we met were few, and all bore some description of weapon, either sword, spear, or match- lock —whether intended for offence or defence we could not ascertain. The pedestrians were of a very humble class, and car- ried little, if anything, worth protecting; while the one or two who passed us on nimble little donkeys could scarcely require the aid of the defiant-looking, wooden-handled sword that lay so snugly between the saddle flap and rider’s thigh on the off-side—as their property consisted only of the shrivelled, over-weighted asses they bestrode, and a small bag containing a change of clothing (?), or some very trifling commodity that could be of no value to any but the most mercenary footpad in creation. They must be volunteers, we thought, wending their way to some rendezvous or depét not far off, whence they would be conveyed, in bodies, to those provinces where robbery, murder, and devastation were rampant, there to swell the hosts of lukewarm scatterlings idling their lives away in frivolous skirmishes under the Imperial banners. They much resembled the misnamed troops at Shanghai and other places southward, in dress and arms; but it might turn out that, they were only going as Government representatives to levy money from ill-fated villager or townsman, under instructions from some Mandarin or official, who had arrogated to himself unlimited powers. We continue faintly clinging, or rather hanging, to our A DISGUSTING SURPRISE. 67 saddles, gaspingly longing for a deep quaff of some icy beverage, with the unclouded sky and unmitigated sickly glare of the sun making more forbidding the landscape through which we try to push our way. We are guided only by the scathed stripe of baked earth deeply rutted on its edges by the narrow rims of native wheels, and turn at every opportunity into the shrivelled enclosures of the shreddy earthen tenements to beg or seize upon the first vessel of water we can discover; but the pauper-looking occupants seem as if they themselves were dying of thirst, and had been dried up to imitate mummies. Our eyes are painful and watery, from constant straining against the stupefying glare and a wind hot and biting as the Mistral, and our noses, fierily red, are not to be touched with impunity. In all sincerity of spirit, and in far more urgent case, we exclaim with Cowper: ‘ O for a lodge in some vast wilderness, Some boundless contiguity of shade!’ What sacrifices would we not have made to have bargained with some Dryad for a tiny nook in the deepest recess of sylvan retreat, away from this shadeless tiresome scene! A high branchless trunk of a tree rises before us like a lantern-pole, with a little roughly-constructed box, resembling a hen-cage, fixed at the top. We were about to pass it, in the conviction that it was intended for a beacon to guide travellers across the waste by night, and were dutifully placing such thoughtfulness of the local rulers to their credit, when, drawing near to its foot, we were disgusted to find the cage contained a human head—or the remains of one— black, decomposed, and crow-pecked. The horribly ghastly face looked directly down upon us through the bottom spars; for the skull, partially dragged out of the box by the carrion- birds, still kept hold of the plaited queue which was tied F2 68 THE GIBBET’S APPEAL. round the pole to prevent the loathsome kites and crows tearing it away altogether before it had fallen to pieces. Awfully hideous was this memento of cruelty and barbarism — weather-worn, grilled, discoloured, and decayed, and threw a sullen darkness across the bright light of day as the vacant orbits seemed to rebuke the heedless travellers in language like this: ‘For the sake of human nature, for the credit of those who frame laws, and those who enforce them, be merciful, and bury me under the earth, or compassionately hide me amidst the heath from the shuddering gaze of humanity. The maxims of our country are ever inculcating commiseration and charity towards our fellow-men: I am one of the Emperor’s — our father’s — children, and_ his regard for us is constantly in the mouths of his ministers, so that we may faithfully serve and duly revere him; our philosophers wisely and tenderly say, “in enacting laws, rigour is necessary; but in executing them, mercy.” Behold!’ We are reminded that we have before us another phase — a most revolting one—of the strange inconsistencies which are to be noted by the observant dweller amongst the people of China, even in the most common-place matters. The laws—the penal code—are most sagaciously and mer- cifully framed for the administration of justice, and pro- vision is made for all possible contingencies that may arise to retard its course —mildness and equity being ever paramount. Here justice, and life, and death were con- cerned, and death triumphed. Why? Because destruction, cruelty, and torture were, perhaps, more convenient and better suited to the practice of the magistrates than the humane but antagonistic theories of the code. We could not understand why this display of Asiatic law should have been made in such an obscure place, so we at once referred to Ma-foo for an explanation. The unfeeling man must have thought we were joking, for it was some time THE EXTREME PENALTY OF THE LAW. 69 before his old withered countenance could be brought into a condition of steadiness sufficient to allow him to chuckle out that the wretch whose head hung over us had been a Pi-lang— by which Canton word, that he had picked up somewhere during’ his missionary rambles, we understood the man to have been a thief or pirate, as lally loon, another Canton word for thief, may be derived from the ‘Ladrone’ of A Warning to Robbers. Portuguese notoriety, and that he had suffered the extreme penalty of the law for, in all probability, some insignificant misdemeanour perpetrated near the spot. We had not gone many hundred yards before we came on another, and another, each more disgusting than the other. We appeared to have got on to an old-fashioned Bagshot or Blackheath, so fearfully did these relics remind one of highwaymen and gibbets — for Ma-foo declared all to be the heads of robbers. This attendant of ours, though a 70 HEADS OF THE PEOPLE. Roman Catholic, and therefore coming under the designation of Christian, had the same want of sympathy and indifference to human life as his countrymen generally display. One need go no further than to the beggar class for proof of this ; crowds of beings in all the harrowing stages of starvation throng the streets, dying, and often dead, at the doors in the busiest thoroughfares, and their fellow-men pass them by as if they saw them not. Certainly the quality of mercy is not much strained to economise life—nor, from what we have witnessed, can we vouch for the existence of this great attribute in the slightest degree in the leaven of the Chinese nature; nor is the desire to foster or awaken it in the hearts of the many who might minister to perishing creatures at all to be imputed to those who represent the patriarchal system of government; on the contrary, any movement to alleviate distress, during the rigours of a severe winter, we were sorry to observe, obtained little favour from the authorities. A superabundant population, teeming in every nook and cranny, selfishly striving to eke out as comfortable a lifetime as possible, and to accumulate wealth in the least time com- patible with security, is always extruding the unlucky and unthrifty from its mass, and throwing them out to drift about as they best may. To steal and to beg are the only alterna- tives left—the former leads to a nearer termination perhaps than the other. ‘Heads or tails’ is the sentence; the first most frequently turns up, and the culprit is compelled to part with his headpiece, tail and all—and is hurried off to execution a few hours after the decision against him, without a tithe of the protection or inquiry bestowed on a pickpocket in England. When amputation of the tail chances to be the sentence, the offender is irrevocably fixed in beggardom, far beyond the possibility of extrication or the reach of sympathy; a lost man, in fact, shunned by everyone, a wretch to whom CHINESE BEGGARS. “1 death would be a gladdening relief. A Chinese beggar’s vocation is not the hale and hearty gaberlunzie inde- pendency of the English vagrant. From the moment he is cut off from labour, decapitation and starvation haunt him, without a prospect of escape, though this he attempts with desperate cunning and extraordinary boldness, which did not quite receive our approbation when we happened to suffer by them. How I beseeched Astrea, the Goddess of 72 HEARTLESS PILFERERS. small amount of labour raised a tall chimney to carry off the products of combustion into a narrow lane at the gable- end of the house, I had the chimney knocked down for the second time, and the bricks carefully removed to some unknown locality! My astonished servitor reported the daring conduct of the unknown parties, who afterwards, not satisfied with what they had already taken, twice emptied the grate of its burning contents by the aperture leading to the outside of the room. How many nights did I not lie awake watching the vacant hole, with all sorts of curious things rigged up to tumble down at the slightest touch of the scoundrel, the mean-souled Prometheus, and kept a revolver near my bed in a state of readiness; but for weeks neither friend nor pilferer ventured near between the going down and rising of the sun! A few days afterwards, when riding through the suburb of the city, I saw three newly- decollated heads embellishing the roadside, and my heart relented, for I imagined that they were the remains of our late visitors, and from that hour the weapon of retribution appeared no more at my bedside. CHAPTER V. THE HUNDRED-SPIRITED BIRD— ANCIENT RUSTIC-——INEXPENSIVE COS- TUMES — THE INN AT CHE-TUR— MID-DAY HALT — TARTAR PONIES — SUPERIORITY OF MULES—MANDARIN’S TRAVELLING EQUIPAGE AND ESCORT — NON-OBSERVANCE OF SUNDAY IN CHINA — THE WESTERN MOUNTAINS. BOUT eighteen miles from our last night’s quarters the country became dotted here and there with meagre squares of meadow land, on which the diminutive black goat of the country, or a scraggy, sore-backed donkey, grazed in peaceful comfort; while sundry hares, smaller and lazier than our own, scampered with easy pace from the path of the in- truders to seek a nest in the nearest ling-bush. ‘ Far in the downy cloud,’ regardless of the sun’s intensity in the fierce- ness of the July midday, the little North China skylark, the Pehling, or ‘ Hundred-spirited bird,’ ‘ blithesome and cumber- less’ as its congener in our own land, though imperceptible to the eye, inspiringly threw out its gushing song with the most lively abandon—the thrilling melodious gusts descending from the heavenly promenade like those of ‘A high-born maiden in a palace tower, Soothing her love-laden soul, in secret hour, With music sweet as love, which overflows her bower.’ Soon the glad song drives away one-half of our fatigue as we plod on, eager for the first ‘inn, where breakfast may be got ready in some way or other. An old man is at work in a grass-plot cutting the short thin herbage, and as our road is not altogether well marked. out, we cross over to inquire. Poor old fellow! he is ina 74 A VENERABLE MOWER. great state of unfeigned alarm at our sudden appearance, and makes an attempt to run away, but a second thought convinces him that his weak limbs could not carry him beyond the field, so he stands still, ready to supplicate for pity. He is quite unable to answer the questions put to him, till reassured by Ma-foo that we intend no harm, and then he gathers confidence to speak, though still uncertain as to our motives. Purblind and all but naked, the skin Grass-cutting. covering the visible skeleton head, gathered in wrinkled creases around his neck and face, which is of the colour, and not unlike the texture, of a hard-worn, deeply-stained saddle; but the dearly-cherished tail, though still pendent from the crown of his venerable occiput, had dwindled away to the thickness of .a whip-cord of silvery strands coiled round his brow. His morning’s work lay near, in little heaps of fodder placed every ten or twelve yards over half an acre of ground, INEXPENSIVE CCSTUMES. 75 and the implement employed bore such traces of novelty in its construction and design that we could not forbear taking a rough outline of it, and noting its name, which sounded, as nearly as we could write it, like tsu-sa. Toa little basket of willow twigs, open at one side, was fixed a shovel handle with a thin sharp blade of iron along the front or open side. This handle was held in the left hand, while the right one swung the basket and blade against the grass, cutting and carrying it away at the same stroke by means of two cords tied to the back rim of the tray and looped round each end of another wooden handle in the right hand. The expert way in which he wielded this contrivance, and the quantity of grass cut with it in a few minutes, after we had overcome his scruples and got him again to work, showed that the inventor had economy both of time and labour in view when he introduced it. Soon after, we saw scattered groups of people toiling and scraping the crust of the land in an entire state of nudity—the most humble class of peasantry we had seen in China, and as we passed close to them, and could not avoid .gazing at such miserable slaves, they betrayed no signs of bashfulness, but continued their unprofitable work as if no strangers had been near. The villages were becoming more plentiful, but still were raised on tall hillocks, and as decrepid as any we had seen. The starving inmates came out to look at us, some of the males and nearly all the children—if appearances were to be trusted—happily exempt from tailors’ bills and the fluctuations of fashion, their bodies unconstrained and without a covering save that afforded by the thickly-incrusted dirt that had been collecting on and sheathing their skins since the ceremonious washing inflicted on them, according to custom, a few days after birth. Not unfrequently, however, some few could be observed clad in a quadrangular sort of tucker suspended around the neck by a cord at one corner, and bound close 76 THE INN AT CHE-TUR. to the middle by the opposite corners, but barely covering the front of the half-civilised beings who jumped and squatted about their doors. In these apologies for a cos- tume one or two pockets were stuck, in which were car- tied any trifling necessaries a Chinaman of the lower orders may require. About one o’clock exhausted nature felt revived, and hopes began to be stirred up as we ascended the steep side of the embankment on which the streaky road stumbled into the exalted but rough hamlet of Che-tur, where we found an inn in every respect better than that of last night. The rooms, though in miserable repair, felt cool and shel- tered, the thermometer only indicating 96° in the shade. The domestic arrangements of the establishment were knocked into endless confusion by our presence, and by the embarrassment imposed on its servitors through the impe- tuous crowd of villagers who thronged the place to immo- bility, and made ingress or egress for any but ourselves all but impossible. Already we began to be objects of curiosity and speculation to these simple-minded people, who had never before seen the face of European, and were lost in wonder at everything about us. Two willing little boys— more active and acute than any of their age and class we ever saw at home, waited upon us, and, by dint of great exertion and anticipated cumshaw, found us water enough for a bath, and a half gourd-shell to souse it about with. This, with copious draughts of hot tea, and a brief nap on a mat couch, thoroughly refreshed us, and it was an agreeable addition to our satisfaction to see the animals on which so much depended digesting large mangers-full of chopped straw and bran with undiminished spirits or appetites. But our own meal—our breakfast—was still unapproachable, as the cuzsine boasted of nothing likely to please our out- landish palates, except eggs. Not having become sufficiently accustomed to their pleasing aroma, hunger’s urgent appeals MIDDAY HALT. ay failed to entice us to depend on them, inasmuch as we were cognisant of the existence of a staple commodity, lurking in a basket which had been carefully packed up for service in the depths of the travelling cart, and which offered far stronger attractions to our delicate tastes; so on Frankfort sausage we fell back, and what with its excellent flavour, its delectable taste, and its unimpeachably substantial qualities, aided by capacious bowls of pearly rice—each pellicle as distinct and clear in outline and individuality as the light flakes of snow which the wintry sky thinly scatters over this intemperate region—washed down by repetitions of steaming cups of the national beverage, such a repast was made as rather amazed our youthful waiters, who were considerably bewildered at our foresight and unexampled fastidiousness in carrying about our own supplies and the articles necessary for their serving up, refusing the dainty fare of the house, and objecting even to the assistance that might be found in the chopsticks which they laid before us. Many visitors ascended the two little steps at the door to watch the movements of two such curious mortals, and when the feast had really com- menced, a rush was made by about a dozen of the most obtrusive, who could contain their unruly inquisitiveness no longer, but fairly stuck themselves over the table, staring into our faces with unwinking eyes, or following the motions of spoon or fork like starving dogs. The organ of smell required that they should be expelled without delay, and it must be told, to their advantage, that after the first inti- mation of their being unwelcome, they did not again enter the room, but pertinaciously posted themselves outside in every corner from whence they could obtain the faintest glance of ourselves or shadows. Nature demanded another hour’s rest to overcome the effects of this unusual repletion; so we stretched out again on the couch with all the ease and contentment so com- fortable and simple an entertainment could bestow, under 78 TARTAR HORSES. the gentle surveillance of sundry primly dignified Tartar beauties, whose painted faces, surmounted by clusters of bright-colourea flowers, looked down smilingly on us from detached scrolls on the wall, as with slender tapering fingers, armed with the boatswain’s-whistle nail protectors, they becomingly wave the graceful fan, or with silken cord restrain the playful gambols of toyish poodles who are bent on amusing themselves with the gay tassels suspended to the toes of their thick, narrow-soled canoe-like shoes, quite unmindful of the interspersed specimens of exquisite calli- graphy surrounding them, inculcating some trite moral Con- fucian aphorism, favourite saying, or good wish. Well restored by four in the afternoon, we again got under way, and with a long twenty miles before us, and the fag- end of a hot wind blowing in our faces, left a staring crowd in the middle of the village street as we descended to the plain beyond. Four miles an hour rapidly brought us into a more fertile country, with large tracts of meadow-land, on which grazed troops of what are generally called Tartar ponies, but which are, in all likelihood, bred on this side of the Wall,— tended by men with long whips, whose business seemed to be principally confined to smoking, and now and then adjusting the rope-hobble that bound two or three of each animal’s legs together to prevent their straying too far. Among the droves were some of the best ponies we had yet seen in the North; great, strong, ‘tousey tykes,’ as uncouth and rugged members of the genus equinum as could well be found anywhere else in the world; but as hardy, strong, and handy as they seemed coarse-bred. The so-named Tartar pony is as unlike that in use in South China, Manila, or Japan, as can be imagined by those who have not seen it, and differs as widely from the Amoy and Canton breed as the rough, old-fashioned farmer’s Galloway does from the Shet- land or Dartmoor pony; the former of which it certainly THEIR POWERS OF ENDURANCE, 79 favours in more respects than one. Great, out-of-propor- tioned head, indicating nothing but the most surly stubborn- ness or vice, with the eyes almost concealed beneath an excess of long matted forelock ; a thin neck, roofed by a tangled mane undisturbed by comb or brush since the animal first assumed a quadrupedal existence; a low, thick, straight shoulder, from which extends a lengthy, concave, sharp- ridged back to the massive bony haunches which stand out like two buttresses, leaving the loins narrow and yawning, and a croup salient and rude, reaching to a tail for all the world like a protracted muddy swab; while the limbs, strong but rigidly perpendicular to the very ground, are all but hid in masses of unkempt or untrimmed hair. Beneath this ungainly and unprepossessing exterior, however, lies the staunchest spirit and most unflinching endurance that can belong to the species, and which enables this much-neglected servant to perform work and achieve long journeys that per- haps no other animal could accomplish on the same meagre innutritious food. Many stories are told of them and the long-continued jog-trot pace they can sustain with a heavy lumbersome Chinaman on their backs, weighing, perhaps, sixteen stones, and the pony measuring but from twelve to fourteen hands high at the utmost. The Russian courier from Peking to Kiakhta, a frontier town of the Russian dominions—a distance of about 500 miles—not long ago used to ride one pony there in twelve days, and, after two days’ rest, return in fifteen. In getting away through heavy ground they are decidedly first-rate, and nothing could exceed the ready way in which they shuffled off with their riders when chased by our dragoons in the early part of the campaign. Bearing no visible signs of any attempts having been made to improve the breed—and it may be doubted if what we consider improvement would mach tend to enhance its value for the purposes to which it is made subservient by the Chinese, and at the same time preserve 80 PREFERENCE GIVEN TO: MULES. those qualities which endow it with such a remarkable apti- tude for withstanding fatigue and exposure to the weather on the most unfavourable sort of forage—we see the little brute now as it was in all probability in the dreaded days of the Tartar cavalry, when, becoming too redundant for their own comfort on the barren steppes or neglected plains, and dreading famine, or prompted by the prospect of pillage and the glory of conquest, the equally hardy and obstinate Mongol or Mantchu, mounted on these ursine solipedes, broke through all obstacles, and covered countries richer and more civilised than their own, with havoc and ruin. But though gifted with so well-adapted and serviceable an animal, the Chinese very much prefer the hybrid, obtained by crossing the pony with the never-worn-out ass, and in this they show their usual dis- crimination in matters pertaining to domestic economy. Not so tall as the Spanish mule, stronger built than either the Persian or Turkish, the North China mule is incomparably better-constitutioned, more robust, and livelier-paced than either, and in the hands of a Chinese muleteer is as docile and obedient as a Liverpool dray-horse, without requiring a tenth part of the care and attention bestowed on the more favoured breeds ; and their immunity from disease and the effects of over-work being greater than with the ponies, their value is considerably increased, sometimes even threefold. So much, indeed, is this animal preferred for riding purposes, that Mandarins select mules for ease and convenience rather than ponies, and scarcely a team of draught cattle can be met that has not either one or two of these mongrels in the most important corner of the gear, as a powerful aid and incentive to the other beasts. The road or path we were tracking out was still a lonely one, and did not seem to be much frequented, notwithstand- ing the little footways that at decreasing intervals led off in various directions; so that we had but trifling variation. Sometimes a man would pass us trundling along the peculiar A FLITTING. 81 tchou-dza, or wheelbarrow, with a load on it large enough for a one-horse cart, the perspiration rolling off his face and weather-browned body in mimic streams without affecting his strength in the most trifling degree, while his tail was put to a very laudable use in binding a piece of rag around his forehead and affording support to a browband with a lot of bristling rushes inserted in its structure immediately over the eyebrows, to protect his eyes from the sun’s glare. Sometimes the same kind of vehicle would be wheeled labour- ingly along by an old faded individual whose worldly all, consisting of his small-footed wife, and perhaps a child, with an agglomeration of duds, and fragments of furniture, were packed on in a manner sufficient to indicate a distant ‘ flit- ting,’ and two or three young people walking alongside, one of whom was certain to be carrying arms, gave one an idea of the strength of his establishment. As the afternoon pro- gressed the country improved; the villages near us, frequently shrouded in a whirlwind of dust, exhibited more taste and care, and away in the far distance, afloat in the drifting sea- like mirage, they towered up pleasantly among trees at close intervals, looking green and fresh as islands in a tropical ocean; but the ready san-pans still hung about them in case of need. Before the sun had touched the horizon we en- countered a large convoy of some dozen carts, carrying each in front a small triangular flag with its wavy border bound by red, and in the centre an inscription denoting the name and rank of some mandarin, their interiors crowded with all sorts of miscellaneous articles; and in some of these rude conveyances lolled great obese phlegmatic Chinamen, who slept, ate, and lived in their jarring apartments for very many days, for they had travelled from a place in Kwantung (the old name for Liautung), which they informed us was about 300 miles distant. Goodness only knows how they contrived to come so far without injury, in such torturing clumsy carts. Large square blocks of wood coarsely mortised G §2 TRAVELLING MANDARIN and bound together to the unwieldy shafts, formed a body of some 10 or 12 feet in length, from the sides of which sprang a semicircular roof of cane matting, to shelter the occupant from sun, rain, and dust; the whole imposed on a massive wooden axletree which had low, nail-studded, primi- tive wheels fixed at each end, and revolved on the springless body, instead of the wheels on it. Above, below, on the sides and behind, inside as well as outside, the most outlandish Mandarin’s Travelling Carriage. things were fastened, and special regard was had to lances, scimitars, and matchlocks, that’ exhibited their threatening figures in the most conspicuous and ready places. A large concourse of brawny equestrians loitered about while the weary animals in the carts were being refreshed by a scanty supply of muddy water, a few lazily hanging over the necks of their ponies, or sartoriously squatted on the ground watching their steeds as they were trying to rid their mouths AND ESCORT. Fe of the sharp-edged bit before cropping the enticing herbage that encircled the watering-place. To every saddle was hung its matchlock or sword: the first, with its muzzle stopped up by a plug of red horsehair, was suspended by the sling to the high peak of the crupper, while the sabre in a leathern scabbard depended by two loops from the side, in which position it might hang without inconvenience to its proprietor. These wanderers were the finest men we had seen for a long time —tall and loosely formed, their muscular bodies enveloped in the ordinary thin blue or white cotton jacket and trousers that barely served to cover them; their feet and ankles buried in wide gaiter-like socks which served also to contain the lower portion of the legs of their trousers; their necks were quite exposed, and their heads surmounted by straw hats wider in the brim than any Spaniard’s sombrero, from under which their massive faces, covered with dust in patches, in others as brown as sepia, looked out upon our small party with an expression of stupid curiosity and wonder quite characteristic of these country folks, plainly indicating that though their eyes were sluggishly at work, their minds had little to do in speculating about us. Their masters in the waggons, during the whole of our halt and attempted con- versation with sundry members of the rough-and-ready escort, never relaxed the rigid twist of stern incognisance into which they had thrown their physiognomies as soon as we came in sight, though their smothered inquisitiveness must have punished them severely. Sometimes we made certain that a movement was required to ease their tiresome position, which entailed a sudden projection forward in our direction, when, perhaps, they may have caught a glimpse of our boots or a squint at the visible portions of our saddles, though their stoical full-moon faces betrayed them not. Sometimes their official, buttoned, extinguisher-looking summer hats required adjustment either on their heads or the sides of g 2 84 CHINESE INDIFFERENCE. the roof, when something very much akin to a furtive stare at our faces was undoubtedly attempted, though their stolidly fixed eyes were gazing vacantly before them in less than a second afterwards. Their arrogant pride would not sanction their manifesting the faintest approach to civility for the gratification of their all but irrepressible prying wonder, and seeing their desire to be left to themselves in the pseudo-dignity they had borrowed for the nonce, we had no inclination to thrust ourselves upon their consideration, even at the expense of losing information that might have been of some value to us on the unknown road that lay between us and our destination. The beasts drank their water, the lusty cavaliers tightened the white leathern thongs that served as girths, pulled up their socks, and pushed down their panta- loon legs deeper into them, and the cart teams jerked the wrenching squeaking wheels, or rather the grating timber axle, into its wonted circuit ; two or three shouts of encou- ragement were bellowed at the leaders, and then the whole caravan was in motion, and the horsemen mounted; so, without a word of greeting at meeting or parting, we took our opposite courses — we still to the north-east, they to the south-west. Their first contact with Europeans was over, and their interest in the rencontre was wofully damped by their ignorant vanity, closing their mouths and blinding their eyes to what they were at perfect liberty, for aught we cared, to speak of or look at. Anon we came upon village carts laden with some vege- table productions, and drawn by asses, oxen, ponies, or mules, or a member of each class clubbed together in front of the slow-moving noisy carriage ; and—could it be possible!— old men in open fields ploughing on Sunday, and ploughing, too, more frequently with an ox, a pony, and an ass, than any other species of beast ; the three working away as cheerfully and earnestly as if the Almighty had never insisted that the race of man should keep holy the Sabbath day, in the fourth FARMER’S TEAM. 85 commandment, and as if Moses, in Deuteronomy, twenty-second chapter and tenth verse, had not declared: ‘Thou shalt not plough with an ox and an ass together ;’ the latter, perhaps, furnishing an additional proof that those from whom this people descended withdrew themselves from the main stock before the institution of a day of rest by the Prophet in the wilderness, by which many writers attempt to account for the non-observance of this day in China. Farmer’s Team. . Fo-hi, the founder of the empire,—whom some people sup- pose to be Noah,—they imagine, retired to China in his old age, and there, divinely begotten as he was, he taught his subjects to build towns and live in them, giving them prime ministers and magistrates to manage their affairs and preserve tranquillity, inventing music and the art of dressing, to make them happy and comfortable; bestowing on his nameless people names ; introducing the custom of sacrificing six dif- ferent kinds of animals at the solstices, in order to ease their 86 YANG AND YIN. consciences and foster feelings of veneration; giving them also a symbolical mode of writing for their special edification, and a code of laws which his clever eyes and pen enabled him to copy from a tablet on the back of a post-diluvian monster that he had the good luck to become intimate with for a few seconds, as it rose to breathe from the bottom of a lake, by the side of which he chanced to be strolling. We have often wondered why, when he gave them all this, and made them such an industrious lot of creatures, he did not allow them an interval of rest or recreation oftener than once or twice a year ; for he showed, by his omission of this boon, a total disregard or unwarrantable ignorance of the truths contained in the pre- diction that ‘ All work and no play would make John China- man a dull boy.’ No, he gave them everything else necessary but a proper day for unbending their bows, though he made a very close approach to it when he presented them the symbolical diagram of the ‘ Yang and Yin’—‘darkness and light, rest and activity’ — to portray the reciprocal order of things as they exist in Nature, —one of these dual principles, the Yang or male, governing the affairs of Nature for six days, then ceasing when the Yin or female principle came into operation for the next six. What a pity he did not allow only one day to elapse between each change! What a difference it might have made in the conservative routine habits of the people! As the sun began to droop in the west, and to spread around him the resplendent hues of a summer sunset, the bold dark outlines of the fine range of mountains we had caught a transitory glance of yesterday came out in full prospect, as if produced by the startling agency of a magic- lantern. We experienced a renewed sense of joy it would be hard to describe. As the raging orb of day gently slid down behind them, a heavenly breeze from their majestic tops stole soothingly and benignantly below into the dark MOUNTAIN LIFE. 87 glens and the plain beyond, cheering everything animated, and adding new beauties to the already quiet grandeur of the gloaming in the ever-varying atmospherical changes attend- ing the decline of a fine evening. Black, bare, and rifted into all sorts of jags, pinnacles, towers, and minarets, hustled in heaps, or regularly posted in long chains, treeless and heatherless, they held out their sombre welcome to us, we were certain, after our red-hot and wearisome life on the most palling of all unrumpled levels, with more fervour and congenial spirit than we ever expected from the purple Bens of the Western Highlands. Liberty, life, light, and strength seemed to revel on the loftiest ridges of that serrated margin, and looked boldly and defiantly towards the insipid, sickly earth, spreading out its languid surface far to the right and behind and before. Surely the uncon- taminated air that sustains and invigorates the soul of free- dom, and exalts the nature of man, is concentrated in those regions that.draw nearest to the clouds, where the enervating breath of the Mistral and the venomous swelter of the plain never come; where every movement tends to independence _ and masculine thought, and every inspiration sends an addi- tional stream to the river of life! The distant sight of these revered natural monuments, and the alternating character of the country between them and us, seemed to curtail the journey. We were unconsciously passing through a neat little avenue of willow trees that skirted along the bank of a newly-made aqueduct, and opened on a pretty, toyish stone bridge (vide willow-pattern plate), that rose in a sharp convexity over a pool, in which a number of farmers’ ponies were being watered, — greatly to the discomfort of a flock of ducks, whose white plumage was undergoing a thorough soiling from the muddy splashes,—before we became aware of the presence of a curious crowd that had gathered on the parapet of the bridge to gossip, after the toils of the day. They now rapidly fell back as we advanced, and 88 COTTAGES. allowed us to get a peep of some snug little cottages, with gardens overhanging the sides of the pond, in which grew a profusion of pink and red hollyhocks, and the fan-spreading, lake-coloured amaranth, so much admired by the country people. 89 CHAPTER VII. VILLAGE OF TCHUNG-WAH-KOW— RIVER PEHTANG — UNPLEASANT REMI- NISCENCES —A DISAGREEABLE IMMERSION — ADVENTURES OF A NIGHT — A DREADFUL DORMITORY — HARD TIMES— TOWN OF QUI-TOOSA — INN AT FUNG-TAI— BAD ACCOMMODATION — FELLOW-LODGERS’ EXCES- SIVE CURIOSITY — REFRESHING SLEEP. E were in the small but well-built village of Tchung-wah- kow, on the banks of the Pehtang hd, as it is named by us, but to which the people here give the lengthy title of Che- tau Yoon-leang hé. Ascending the narrow, steep street, which was lined by tastefully-finished houses on each side, we descend again to the little jetty, where the ferry-boat is waiting to convey us across the sluggish yellow river, flowing noiselessly and smoothly on, undisturbed by many junks, and between low clayey embankments here and there, but more often spreading over a large patch of land, on which grows in thick luxuriance the tall lazily-swaying reed (Phragmites com- munis), so useful in this part of the world for the manufac- ture of matting and in forming an under-thatch on the roofs of the better classes of houses. As usual, the alarm had been sounded, and a mob of old and young, males and females, hurried out to see us,— the most obstreperous of the mascu- line gender crushing and crowding around ere we had time to transfer our cart, ponies, and mules, from the ground to the barge. A goodly number of the unconscionables even found their way on board and accompanied us across, in spite of the exertions and protestations of the ferrymen, who were well aware that remuneration from such a slippery lot they stood no chance of receiving ; but the latter were so numerous and so nimble that they escaped through their fingers like 90 UNPLEASANT MEMORIES. quicksilver; and, as darkness was rolling in upon us, the vaga- bonds were allowed to have their own way and stare at us until their eyes ached again, while the boatmen poled the craft to the other side. The river here runs from north to south, and is about twenty or twenty-five yards in width, and only about eight or ten in depth, giving off a branch to the eastward,— the Hwang-shing hé,— on which, above the lofty reeds, the slender masts of a few light san-pans could be observed in the dusk; the course of both being only visible for a short way in the dense mass of green vege- tation fringing their sides. As we stood on the shaky boards, trying to pacify our affrighted ponies and prevent their breaking off the deck into the current, and as we sur- veyed the quiet scene in which we were moving,— the lonely village,— the deep shade of the old willow trees made deeper by the approaching night,— the delicate rustling of the reeds as they nodded their heads from the tangled coverts to the evening wind,—and the stridulous unceasing chirp of the large green grasshoppers, with the guttural croaking of toads and frogs from the marshy ground,—we were reminded of this river where it opens out its mouth to the waters of the Gulf and the town of Pehtang,— slimy, wretched, and rotten, the place of abominable smells and Stygian pools,—as they made our acquaintance not much more than a year ago. Horrible and unsolicited retroversion of memory! Why do we find ourselves again endeavouring against our will to recall to our mind’s eye, and with full olfactory vividness, the dismal vicissitudes of a night of misery when landing some time about ‘The wee short hour ayont the twal,’ in the pitchy darkness of a moonless autumnal morning, at that loathsome accumulation of everything vile, on a sort of jetty that led from the gun-boats to the miry streets? Amid the glare of torches, with horses kicking, mules scampering away without A DISAGREEABLE BATH. 01 their keepers, Japanese ponies engaged in fiendish-like com- bats with each other in the boats, on shore, or even in the very bed of the river, and a thundering Babel of sounds, in which the stentorian voices of tars could be always distinguished as they shouted in anger or surprise: ‘ Now, Bill, make this ’ere pony fast by an ‘itch round ’is tail, to stop ’is darned "eadway.’—‘ Oh! blow me if this haint a grampus or a hold shark that I’ve gettin’.’old on, for he’s been and tuk hold wi’s teeth on my dickey ; and blow’d if he'll let go on ony ‘count!’ At that hour, one of our party, poor B., was too much perplexed by the crush and the stunning confusion of sights and sounds to hear behind him the warning bellow of a son of Neptune, who was getting the worst of it in a wrestling encounter with an hysterical bull. Finding his grip gradually giving way as he was dragged along, he managed to scream out, ‘ Mind yere starn, sir! Hard a star- board and make all sail, sir, or—or he’ll run you down, ‘sir!’ My friend found that ‘ All too late the advantage came, To turn the odds of deadly game,’ for he was without ceremony hurled by the said animal into the water and semi-glutinous matter that lay near the shore. This stubbornly refused to give him up until aided by two brawny mariners, one of whom declared, as they pulled him out, in a sort of half sympathising, half joking way, that he looked ‘ more like a dirty night off Cape ’orn than a nice and the other exclaimed, as the besmeared and saturated individual gave him a delicate whiff of the Sinensian bouquet, with which he had been invested in this inglorious bath: ‘Oh! may I never be piped down to dinner, Jim, if he don’t smell worse nor the bilge-water of an old ? sodger officer ; Indeyman!’ To remedy such a mishap was beyond the present resources of the bewildered and benighted group, and to touch even the hem of his garment was to become tainted in 92 SPASMODIC DREAMS. such a degree that every idea of comfort was banished for ever after. A random suit, better adapted for the halcyon pro- menades of Regent Street or the Park, than the turbulent fagging of service, stuck by the merest chance or oversight in the corner of a very elfin-like portmanteau, quite up to the regulated restriction as regarded weight, was donned during the middle watches of the night; after which installation in ‘ Mufti’ we agreed to go in search .of our, until then, kind friend and benefactor, Somnus, on the top of what must have been, at no very remote period in the world’s history, a Chinese dung-heap, not many yards from the odoriferous river. Ugh! shall I ever succeed in forgetting it, or can the constant use of the most potent disinfecting chemical or mechanical agents manage to renovate, fumigate, or purify my sense of smell? I fear not; and, as for sleep, it com- pletely deserted and betrayed me! The most morbid and uproarious night-mare that ever punished the indulgence of a dyspeptic valetudinarian in underdone pork chops, with heavy plum-pudding and porter as a finishing course at mid- night, can hardly be compared to the agonies I endured in my dewy, but far from flowery, bed in the concavities of two inverted pack-saddles, jammed firmly into the fer- menting stuff we had congregated on, flanked by a trunk to keep off the dogs, and with a valise for a pillow to the head, that rested as uneasily as if it had been wearing half-a-dozen or a dozen crowns. Spasmodic dreams of descending by precarious ropes at a terrific rate some one of the deep street openings into the sewers of London, with the very pressing and laudable object in view of saving some partially-known being who had fled there for safety from a mad ox, and of having a handkerchief tied smotheringly tight round one’s mouth to prevent suffocation by the poisonous gases usually generated in these places, were interrupted, as, I was awakened to a full appreciation of my plight, by two NIGHT CHARGE. 03 unruly steeds, animated by the most unfriendly sympathies, engaged in the peculiar attack and defence made use of by these equine gladiators, and striving to produce the greatest number of bites and murderous contusions over my prostrate body. At another time, it was an unfortunate—or rather fortunate — pony that had escaped out of the river’s bed to expel us from ours; and no sooner was it driven away by huge fragments of hard-baked, strong-scented mud, thrown with the undeviating precision of desperate men, and we had again settled down to another incubus, than a string of mixed animals, led by a liberty-loving mule and pursued by a host of those nondescript, chupattie-eating ghorrawallahs, would dash over us in wild disorder, planting their feet under them so freely and firmly, that to attempt to give anything like an idea of the impression they made on our minds, as well as on our limbs and trunks, would be rather a painful waste of time and feeling. Suffice it to say that a charge of cavalry in daylight could never inflict the same amount of mental—not to mention corporeal— damage that these repeated raids of misguided quadrupeds did to me while I was in the transition stage between sleeping and waking,—between the London-sewer night-mare going on in my disordered brain, and the horror of being run over, as I still half-dreamily thought on starting up, by a thundering train of competing City omnibuses. All this, commingled with a powerful nauseating atmosphere, I noted down carefully, as I hailed with joy the dawning day, and added what I thought appropriate to the occasion, —and something to the effect that the rulers of China were a wise people in using their artifices and mild persuasions, with, when required, a more forcible method of argument, to induce us to visit their capital by the same route as that followed by the minister of a late great and peace-loving nation, not many months before; for, truly, if men bent on 94 DISCOMFORTS. journeying to this land of Goshen,—this land flowing with silk and money,— can endure such a villanous place and live, they are not again likely to return, or recommend even their very worst enemies to make their kow-tow to His Celes- tial Majesty at Peking. So that their distant metropolis is tolerably safe from the invasion of intruders, if they have to pass vid Pehtang. In less than a week after, I annexed an underlined postscript, conspicuous for the number of its notes of admiration, which I lavished on the Chinese war-party, who, I said, are an eminently sagacious clique, and better versed in strategy than many thought, when this same town was occu- pied by the Allied Forces without the expenditure of a single round of ball-cartridge. Surely never was an army so situated before as this was, on the 10th of August, when the rain fell in continuous sheets, rendering the whole country beyond nothing but a great lake, bristling here and there with sad-looking sugar-loaf mounds, under which departed mortality lay soaking. Away below the horizon, it was whis- pered, the Tartars were chuckling for joy, while we looked wistfully around, and were floundering, like Milton’s Sathanas, on what was ‘neither sea nor good dry land,’ and saw no way of getting at them except on punts, or by beseeching Neptune to convert us into armed Tritons for the time being. Worse than all, there was nothing to eat but adamantine rice-flour biscuit — that seemed to have been kneaded by a full stroke of Nasmyth’s steam-hammer, and baked in some super- active voleano— in conjunction with salt pork, that might have been preserved by the original inventor, so desiccative and indurated was it. In addition, there was water, to allay its thirst-producing effects, of a very questionable quality, and with a well-marked brackishness of taste, that was con- veyed to us at irregular intervals by boats sent in search of it not far from our present locality. How many times did we turn our eyes in the direction of the droves of oxen which huddled up the roads and made A CHANGE FOR THE BETTER. 95 the scene more forlorn; when it was debated whether or not it were justifiable and commendable to dine off ox-tail soup —seeing that the flies had been driven away by the rain, and the quadrupeds had no very urgent need of their caudal appendages— indeed would have been better and happier without them, standing as they were half-drowned in pools and ditches. Would they not work as well when required, and in time never miss them, and could we not prolong life on fresh beef much longer than on pork that hadn’t existed for at least half a century ? Shipwrecked mariners could scarcely have suffered more than we did from the want of fresh water to appease the raging drought engendered by the undue amount of salt one was forced to ingest if one ate at all; and I remember one night, in particular, our having sucked up all the rain-water to be found near my tent, which I had pitched in a graveyard. This, too, was saline; and everything was impregnated with the same seasoning — even the very animals—bipeds, quadrupeds, solipedes, and split-pedes—I don’t see how even centipedes could miss it —were in a state of pickle. A few days more of such weather in such a slippery basis of operations, and we must have been much worse off. If we are to coincide in the assertion when ‘thus the poet sings — A sorrow’s crown of sorrows is remembering happier things ’— how much more joyful, in proportion, ought I to be in looking back on these hazardous days, now the dragons of Peking have been ‘done’ despite its Cyclopean environing wall, and I am journeying quietly through a terra incog- nita, on my way to inspect the second capital of the empire —the forsaken cradle of the ‘Pure Dynasty.’ These reminiscences came to a sudden conclusion when the ferry-boat ranged up at the end of a raised narrow road. The mob of accompanying eye-witnesses split up into two 96 FUNG-TAT. parties, one remaining on deck, the other disembarking with us to watch the means we employed to get everything ready for the road again, and to pass their comments thereon. All arrangements having been completed, we soon were trotting along in the dark, leaving ‘the reedy swamp on each side behind, and entering between rows of stately willows. We passed along several flat bridges of granite slabs thrown across wide deep ditches communicating with the tributary stream the Hwang-shing hé, for the irrigation of the large gardens that lay on our right. About a mile and a half from the Pehtang hé, we went through the zig-zag but commodious streets of the town of Qui-toosa, with its tasteful one- storied houses of brick,—so remarkably clean outside, and its handsome temple adding to its appearance of substantial comfort. Little knots of good townsmen and their wives were placidly whiling away the evening in homely tattle and tobacco-smoking at the doors, or lolling on mats spread at the sides of the road, reciting tales or discussing the busi- ness of the day in loud voices—the youngest making him- self as anxious to be heard as the oldest. Before they had time to rouse themselves for observation, we were out of their precincts, still keeping to the well cared-for road, which was, in many places, elevated fifteen and twenty feet above the low country on each side, and less cut up by wheel-ruts than any we had yet seen in North China; until at last, through another avenue of willows, of about a mile in length, we reached the larger town of Fung-tai, where, notwith- standing the darkness of the night, before we had got through one-half of the long main street, the whole of the population seemed to have got an intimation of our ar- rival, and turned out. By the time the inn was within hail, a little effervescing sea of dusky faces dashing about in white robes followed in our train, or tore away full speed in front, forming a large circle of ever-increasing or diminishing extent around the ‘ Tien,’ the gates of which SCARCITY OF ACCOMMODATION, 97 were now closed. More than knocking was required to open them to admit us; a purpose no sooner effected than— before one of our party could push his way through—the wave rolled in with unlooked-for impetuosity, and the unlighted courtyard, already crammed with carts and all sorts of draught animals, was completely blocked up by the half-frantic people. They swarmed not only every corner where a footing could be obtained on or in the buildings, but also the conveyances, greatly to the distress and anxiety of the owners, whose voices we could hear strangely mingled with. the other din, pouring out the most voluble supplications or threatening warnings to the transgressors, and rising in intensity when a crash proclaimed that some one of the light passenger cabs, or heavy merchandise carts, had come to misfortune by an upset or break-down. Into this extensive scene of confusion nothing remained but to project ourselves with as much determination as a long fatiguing day’s travel prompted us to employ, in order to find a bed in some nook of the low black buildings that surrounded every side of the capacious square. Shouting and a continual flourishing of whips cleared a narrow space for our admission and that of the cart; but Ma-foo, who had gone to reconnoitre the dis- position and resources of the place—after keeping us standing in the midst of this overwhelming, strong-flavoured crowd for what appeared a very long time, during which sundry charges had to be performed to prevent the press driving us over altogether—returned with a drooping head and a desponding whine to tell us that every apartment and bunk was engaged and occupied by guests, friends, or travellers, and that we must go somewhere else if we wished to be put up for the night. Pleasant tidings indeed, in a strange place reported to have only this house of accommodation, at such an hour of the evening, and with such a boisterous multitude of petticoated gentlemen contending in the murky obscurity with each other for a look at us! H 98 TWO LODGERS. Needlessly, and without response, did M. call for the land- lord. His shout was only echoed back by the bothering garlic-smelling individuals around, who, delighted with his unpremeditated outburst of Chinese, giggled and laughed as they remarked to one another, ‘Shau qwan wha,’ ‘he speaks our language.’ To have left the place would have been nothing short of serious blundering, situated, as we were, among a people of whose friendly or hostile disposition we had as yet no proofs, and of whose honesty we were any- thing but satisfied in the ‘head’ spectacles we had not failed to mark well on the way. So, as much to punish the indif- ference of the host to the laws of hospitality, and thus to teach him a lesson for the benefit of those remote wanderers who might follow us, as to make certain of a refuge until day- light, we resolved to remain in the courtyard—to sleep in or under the cart, as might be most convenient and safe for our- selves and the scanty supply of necessaries we were carrying. Our companion, who had had ample experience in the management of such dilemmas, after making a brilliant chevy against the annoying mass of white and blue, and sending it flying in wild disorder through every possible aperture and over every clearable wall or barrier, betook himself to a snug little room lighted up by two tallow candles and tenanted by two Chinese—the elder and superior being a dumpy, diminutive creature, with’a pulpy asthma- tical face, and with a very prominent convexity over the region of his stomach, that indicated an advanced stage of prosperity by no means to be concealed, for he had undressed the upper half of his sleek, shining little body, and wore nothing but a pair of strangely-cut grotesque things ga- thered in great folds around his waist, ungainly and ample enough for the hinder extremities of a hippopotamus, and which, by reason of their encasing his short bandy legs, must here be called trousers. The other was a tall fellow in drab-coloured cottons. Both these individuals sprang up AN OPIUM-SMOKER. 99 from the attitudes they had been indolently reclining in as M. entered, as if astonished and little pleased at the in- terruption. The podgy gentleman—at this moment looking for all the world as if he had sat for all the portraits, ivory, wood, or jade carvings, of all the patriarchal old men that ever existed or do exist in the eccentric fancies of native art—had just left a tiny square couch in the middle of the cramped room, that seemed adapted to his length and width. It was covered inside with white cotton and comfortably curtained over with thin snowy gauze spread on four corner bamboos to prevent the ingress of any daring gangs of marauding mosquitos while his serene individuality reposed. He seemed more taken aback at the occupation in which we found him engaged than irritated at our unannounced intrusion, for he had been opium-smoking. There, on the miniature bed, stood the small stool, with the yet reeking opium pipe— the smoky deep yellow flame of the lamp dancing on it—and the thin cane pillow on which his globular head had rested during the indulgence of his soporific passion, which we had unwittingly interrupted before the due quantity of the ‘manus dei’ had been consumed; the larger portion yet remained ia the concavity of the cockle-shell near the lamp, testifying to the liberal dose he had laid out for himself for the evening. To M.’s question as to whether he was the landlord, he could not return an answer for some seconds, but kept looking timidly at us, until his neighbour, who had been only inhaling the fumes of the tobacco-pipe, took up the conversation, and set the old man at his ease. He was in no way connected with the inn, but only a lodger, a mer- chant from some sea-port on the south, and had been a number of years resident in the town. They could tell nothing about the capabilities of the house, but kindly requested us to sit down on two of the three chairs the room boasted, offered us pipes, and, better H 2 100 LUMBER-ROOM. and more welcome than all, filled two cups with scalding weak tea from the inseparable attendant—a large pewter teapot. Meantime the crowd became more numerous; the window we were sitting near had every one of its oil-paper panes perforated by long-nailed fingers, and eyes darkly sparkling were behind the gaps. The door was twice or thrice nearly carried by storm, and nothing but the dashing sorties of the beleaguered inmates saved the door and window-frame from being carried out of the range of vision. Our quondam friends were civil, but uncomfortable, and evidently did not wish or could not summon courage to smooth the troubled spirits outside; and the proprietors of the numerous equipages and beasts of draught there, roared loudly when one of our irruptions caused a more than usual panic and smashing of shafts, with breaking away of the live stock. It was therefore deemed high time that a more isolated and independent corner should be found, and this M. set himself to seek. Before long he proclaimed that a somewhat unusual appen- dage to a Chinese building, a second floor, was unoccupied, and that to it we must adjourn. A paper lantern is snatched from the hand of one of our courtyard friends; we scramble into a dilapidated doorway, through a steamy cookshop sur- feited with oleaginous odours, and from which the semi-rude greasy artistes have levanted on the noisy buzz. Without warning of our approach, we pass to a narrow passage full of break-shin furniture, from whence we can grapple our way to the foot of a creaking shaky staircase, and with about twenty strides reach the landing-place of our wished-for dormitory— an old lumber-room partially filled with very old, very much worn-out household chattels, the rafters cobwebby and scor- pion-haunted. They bore a miscellaneous assortment of fes- tival paraphernalia, whose faded colours and tattered tawdry detracted nothing from the general appearance of the place, and lent an air of melancholy despair to two gigantic butterfly USE OF THE WHIP. 101 kites with flaccid wings drooping over the mouldy beams instead of fluttering in the freshening breeze. Without the slightest demur we are ready to accept the cover of such a dusky roof. A man and two or three boys have appeared, as the representatives of the house; cold water is brought to assuage our thirst and bathe our feet; hot tea, for which we have brought sugar, so luxurious are we, reeks in very common bowls; rice, eggs, and the remains of our sausage all marshal themselves under the generalship of Ma-foo, who is now self-dubbed chef de cusine of our peripatetic esta- blishment; and we eat, drink, and are as merry as many more fortunately situated for good cheer. The stairs are groaning and squeaking under their unwonted burden, the floor of the outer room rocks and reels from the oscillating weight imposed on it by countless feet; the sanctity of the inner crib, in which we have cautiously lodged our all, and in which we are now preparing to sleep, is remorselessly invaded; youth and old age stand before us in palpable out- line and substantiality, wondrously gazing; while over their heads and away in the darkness, eyes twinklingly give out their lustre like unnumbered stars in the firmament, and the shuffling din of footsteps and tongues affords us a gratuitous concert by no means entertainable after such an unpleasant day. We bore it all, nevertheless, with the greatest patience, until it could be borne no longer. Even Ma-foo, the most tolerant of all humanity, began to lose patience, and his thin shrivelled figure gave tokens of anger. The crush and hurry-skurry reached its exacerbating maximum when M. made one of his sallies armed with a riding-whip. ‘ Est modus in rebus will apply to obstreperous curiosity as well as anything else,’ we could not help muttering as a dreadful row ensued—pushing, jumping, and gyrations of the most indescribable kind supervening upon the sudden apparition of the stranger in such a threatening attitude, until 102 SLEEP. the whole place was in a state of lively vibration, and nothing less than a sudden visit to the ground-floor seemed likely to be the termination of it. Hard must have been the tumbles, shocking must have been the squeezes, and heart-rending the rents inflicted on the flowing robes of the nocturnal visitors by that return call. Its effects soon wore off, however; before many minutes a forlorn hope of juvenile desperadoes had once more scaled the ascent, carefully pushed their way through the long gallery of a room, and there were their obliquely-curtained eyes peering wistfully at us from the nearest and safest pomts of view. They had fairly outstripped us in zeal. Finding our efforts unavailing to drive them permanently away, we had nothing else for it, and so surrendered laughingly, lying down ona very dirty bench. We got the man and boy atten- dants to open widely the decrepid windows, and make sundry openings to windward, for the entrance of the fresh north breeze that immediately began to blow coolly and somno- lescently around; and under the guardianship of a great tortoise-looking pasteboard reptile which hung aloft and gapingly glared below on us with its redundant whitey- piscine eyes, we, in a very few seconds, were quite for- getful of the locality we had reached, or of the. spherical physiognomies that loomed upon us in this new paradise so far from home. ‘Blessings on sleep! it wraps one round like a mantle,’ gratefully says trite Sancho Panza. Redoubled blessings on it, we say, when, after a twelve hours’ ride through such a region, cheerless and waterless, broiling and dusty, it sheds its favours so assuagingly and without solicitation ; obli- terating all sense of loneliness or hardship, and -alleviating the effects of fatigue. 103 CHAPTER VIII. THE TOWN OF FUNG-TAI— AN IMPROVING COUNTRY, AND THE THRIFT OF ITS INHABITANTS —ITS AGRICULTURE— RECOLLECTIONS OF HOME — GRAIN-FIELDS — GARDENS— AGRICULTURAL INDUSTRY——-THE GRAVE~ YARDS— WAYSIDE WELLS—THE VILLAGE PATRIARCHS —THE HAMLET OF HANCHUNG—OUR RECEPTION—‘MEN OF THE GREAT ENGLISH NATION ’— AUTOGRAPH-HUNTERS— FAN-INSCRIBING, O sound were our slumbers, as we lay exposed to the heavenly night wind on the rigid structure that served us for a bed-place in that airy attic, that—despite the watch- man’s punctilious chronological registrations on the noisy gong, the melodious cantillations of the early vendors of materials for the preparation of the early morning meal, or the rapid accession to the number of those hapless beings who, we could not forbear thinking, must have kept watch over us during the night in order to notify to the out- siders if anything particularly strange presided over or influenced us during the dark hours devoted to rest and peace by themselves, as they crouched down on their hunkers lost in attention— we did not awake until a late hour, when the sun had fairly got above the tops of the houses, throwing his rays in gold and silver gleams, over furrowed tiles and horned gables,—through the verdant foliage of the wide-spreading willows that grew in an adjoining garden, and, in long dazzling white pencils, darted in fitful starts through our windows and played about our bodies like the impaling knives hurled from the steady hand of a Chinese juggler. We had o’erslept ourselves, and were all the better for it—if entire riddance from weariness and thirst, hunger 104 THE TOWN OF FUNG-TAL and scorching, and the substitution of good spirits and contentment in lieu thereof, were to be accepted as gua- rantees. The baggage was quickly huddled into the cart, after a mild form of breakfasting had been rehearsed on the remains of last night’s feast; the mules were once more in harness, the ungroomed steeds fixed in their rusty, dusty saddles and bridles, the saddle-girths barely clutching each side of the saddles over stomachs filled to bursting or cerebral apoplexy by unmeasured quantities of cut straw. Ma-foo is mounted; our last night’s acquaint- ance, jacketless as usual, protrudes his little fat body with his little round face, garnished by a long-stemmed pipe, for a second beyond the cover of the door, and darts back again as we make as speedy an exit as possible. We are besieged by the citizens and the scamps of the place, who cling tenaciously to our skirts as we emerge from the ‘ Tien,’ and they only left us when speed and distance had vanquished them. The town of Fung-tai was now visible, and though in the darkness of our entry we may have missed the best portion, yet we were pleased with this view of the small place. The houses were remarkably good, the shops large and cleanly for Chinese shops, and the main street through which we were passing tolerably wide, though, like all other streets or roads here, unpaved and rutted. An iron-foundry stood on our right as we passed through, in the courtyard of which we could see pots and cauldrons and other articles of utility laid out in rows, and smutty faces and hands moving among them; while on the right—on the left bank of the Hwang-shing-hé, to which the town seems to be principally indebted for its trade—were timber-yards and workshops in abundance, the toiling inmates of which skip out to have a look at such an unwonted sight. The road leading for about a mile from the suburbs, is raised many feet above the level of the plain; and the solid character of its earthen banks, the width and firmness of the surface, THE COUNTRY IMPROVING. 165 and the efficiency and neatness of the deep drains on each side, mark its importance in regard to the communication maintained between this and the adjacent towns and villages beyond. Drawing nearer the hills, with their endless variety of aspect, the country rises in gentle undulations and in perceptible slope towards their base; great care begins to be manifested in the cultivation of the land, which is improv- ing in every possible way. - The region of deluge and pro- strating monotony, with its vapid sameness and congregated family arks, has disappeared; all that can please or delight the eye in rural beauty is before us, and we pass along with a sentiment and a keener relish for everything Chinese than had animated us since our arrival in the Flowery Land,—a condition of happiness, doubtless, owing much to sound healthful sleep, the salubrity of the locality, and the modi- fied temperature, with the delightful variation in the land- scape; but perhaps more to the investment we greedily made of a few cash in pocketfuls of apricots and peaches, which, though scarcely ripe, gave sufficient of the aroma and godt of these fruits to refresh our dusty mouths and throats for along time. After travelling through many quiet villages and hamlets standing on the winding road, about ten o’clock we come upon the first spring well we have seen since leaving Peking last year. It was in as pretty and as homely a village as could well be found out of Britain, the name of which —Ee-ma-tschwan, 30 le from Fung-tai—for the benefit and regeneration of future summer travellers, we here record; and 10 le further we found another quite as charming and as rich in the possession of excellent water, with its little cottages built of brick and whitewashed, their roofs tiled or thatched, and roomy enclosures also of brick, finished in the most work- manlike manner, and the attached gardens stocked with fruit trees and vegetables. Every’ little aggregation of houses, spread evenly and not too thickly over the country, was snugly embosomed in genial sylvan shade, from the light 106 HOMELIKE SCENES. green curtain of which they peeped out lovingly on the tastefully-planted rows of trees that grew apart from them like model plantations, for fuel or building purposes. We were speeding through the most fertile and prosperous corner of the province of Chili—so far as the scanty infor- mation gathered from books and people could tell us—and getting among scenes very different from those met with in more southern latitudes in regard to the natural pro- ductions of the district. So much did they resemble many at home, that, could we only have inserted, in the midst of those clumps of foliage away to our right, the square sub- stantial outline of a country mansion, with its large old- fashioned windows almost invisible through the sweeping branches, and its chimneys rising skyward from the blue- slated roof, and been able to dot a church spire towering above the topmost boughs of the old willows near that coterie of snowy rustic habitations in the upland before us, distance might have been annihilated, and we in imagi- nation travelling along some one of the green lanes in the grain-bearing quarters of Oxfordshire, Yorkshire, or the Weald of Kent; or revelling in the contemplation of the golden crops and the prospect of an abundant harvest in the unrivalled carses of Gowrie or Stirling. Consentaneously with the amelioration in the agricultural lineaments of the neighbourhood we had entered and observed as we passed along, the dress and well-to-do appearance of the people improved in a direct proportion; and the purer atmosphere, with the desirable concomitants of good and plentiful food and regular living, indicated a much higher degree of robust health and serene complacency of temper than we could ever see in or near the pent-up cities left behind us. Heaved up in a cold grey mass to our left—barren and naked, with their spiked and corrugated borders projected into the upper air, barely fined and smoothed down by the blue veil of aerial gauze delicately intervening between us CAREFUL CULTIVATION. 107 and them—the hoary mountains of granite look, as they stretch away into immeasurable distance in front, like a vast cast-iron barrier erected by Cyclopean hands to repel the rude north wind in its passage across this fair and fruitful plain—their forbidding grandeur, undisturbed by the invading thriftiness of the labourers below only because the stony surface would allow nothing to live, draped sternly around them as in primeval ages when they seemed old standing over a young earth. From their feet, extending away to the right and right-front, and margined only by the sky, lay a cosmorama of wavy vegetation, a sea of yellowish green, placidly sweeping and nodding in every direction, and obey- ing the light puffy airs from the ravines and gullies. This is the result of uninterfered-with industry and unwearied toil; a fair and acceptable specimen of the glory and pride of the sons of Ham, alike their source of grandeur and permanency, their populousness and prosperity, uniformity and cheerful peacefulness as a nation. It is a country cul- tivated to the utmost degree that mortal man, unaided by science, could hope to attain. Not a weed can be detected by the closely scrutinising eye, nor a waste yard of soil not producing something or other useful—every inch of ground capable of bearing a stalk has it; and over the whole expanse of the prolific landscape, not a hedge, wall, bank, or fence, to steal space from the limits of unsurpassed frugality, can be descried. The high roads, reduced to the most attenuated dimensions, and barely wide enough for the two-wheeled cart to move on, are unenclosed by anything that might prevent damage being done to the unprotected plants through which they creep, except at un- certain intervals, where a short trench is dug near and at an angle to their margins for the purpose of guarding against the encroachment of carriages and keeping them in the proper track; while the friendly regard and courtesy of the eques- trians and drivers of teams by whom we closely scrape, and 108 GRAIN-FIELDS. their consideration for the general weal, generously compel them to fasten over every weary animal’s mouth a muzzle of basket or rope, to prevent the injurious nibbling of the unconscious and unscrupulous beasts. Never by any nation could the gentle Ceres be so devoutly worshipped as she is by this; and if the inclement North is less sparing in its gifts, and demands greater sacrifices of time and patience than in the glowing, hothouse, steady temperature of the South, the husbandman is not the less willing to do her due homage for a share of her divine counte- nance and grace. Those impenetrable jungles of Barbadoes millet or ‘lofty corn,’ so regularly drilled and so uniform in their height of twelve or fourteen feet, with their ruddy brown heads standing heavily over the rustling leaves, though a casual glance might say otherwise, are yet only a portion of the gift; for in narrower drills between each of the tall lines grows the shorter and less bulky, but not much less useful panicled millet, with its fine yellow seed-topped stalk spring- ing humbly from the feet of its gigantic companions—alter- nated, in stray fields, with perhaps wheat in small quantity, or barley, or the castor-oil plant, which, we have been told, forms by means of its seeds an article of food—or even a kind of pulse or bean, climbing and twining around the strong stems of the high millet for support until its produce is ripe. Small fields occur frequently where the dusky olive-green melons lie thick as cannon-balls on a hard-fought battle-field; where the bright yellow flower of the meagre dwarfish ‘Ming wha’ or cotton-plant varies the prevailing hue of the surrounding vegetable world in plots of greater or less size; and parcels of little squares of the plants cultivated for the production of the blue colouring matter with which they dye their cotton fabrics; with sometimes long stretches of the profitable maize, already nearly ripe, unbendingly shaking the pinky plume depending from its imbricated crest. There are the gardens, too, where the art of horticulture, GARDENS. 109 practised pretty freely abroad, is pushed as far as diligent hands, old-fashioned heads, and the experience of centuries can reach, and which contribute their full quota of domestic beauty to the pleasant picture. Some of the more extensive, belonging to the wealthier style of houses, we cannot contrive to see, because of the high stone or brick wall overhung by the light green drapery of the willow, the primrose-yellow blossom of the acacia, or the glistening dark green of the laurel growing within; but the less pretentious enclosures line the road for some extent through the villages, and over the low fence or brick barrier they are garnished with, a full but not crowded assortment of growing materials necessary for the maintenance and enjoyment of the simple lives led by the unassuming owners. They are laid out in a manner that would agreeably astonish enthusiasts in these pursuits at home; orderly ranks of millet-stalk trellis-work are covered kindly by flowering creepers which lend their gay colours for the present and give their seeds into the bargain afterwards; and numerous varieties of potherbs are spread out between, in truly economic fashion. The roofs and sides of cave-like arbours built up of lattice-work, are buried beneath the leaves and tendrils of the well-trained vine, or the flowers and heavy fruit of the pumpkin. Neatly trimmed peach, plum, pear, and apple trees are dotted in the most convenient and favourable spots; but there are few plants grown merely for the sake of their flowers, and of these the cockscomb and honeysuckle predominate. Invariably the sunniest nook of every one of these pet patches was devoted to the propaga- tion and nurture of nicotian leaves — very green and graceful they looked—to be consumed in the ministering pipe; and all betokened the triumphant success of that unwearied assiduity which seems to be the natural endowment of the good folks whom we see leisurely and steadily working around us, as if their labour, instead of tirmg or making them dis- contented, only added renewed vigour and unalloyed pleasures 110 AGRICULTURAL INDUSTRY. to the increasing daily routine of duty which they seem to seek. Hoeing in little gangs, turning up the rich sandy loam, or ploughing the surface of the soil around the roots of each row of plants, all the ‘ efficients’ of the villages appear to be employed, and taking advantage of the auspicious weather to hasten the approach of the welcome harvest. Even the children were amusing themselves in assisting the aged and infirm in garden operations, and learning their great lesson in life from those whom ripe years, ample experience, and respected tradition had most fitted for the task. All, from childhood to adolescence and senile decay, laboured away as if they had been ants, or as if the words of the poet had given them energy and resolution to toil in their own peculiar way for an existence unchequered by ambition or the cares of a more highly civilized world. Rigidly and undeviatingly they seem to cling to the injunctions given by the Emperor Kanghi in the sacred edicts: ‘Give,’ he says, ‘ the chief place to hus- bandry, and the cultivation of the mulberry-tree, in order to procure adequate supplies of food;’ and to those of his son, Yungching, who, actuated by the same feelings, and conscious that ‘ There is a perennial nobleness and sacredness in work, — In idleness alone is there perpetual despair,’— admonishes his subjects thus: —‘ Suffer not a barren spot to remain a wilderness, or a lazy person to abide in the cities. Then the farmer will not lay aside his plough and hoe, or the housewife put away her silkworms and her weaving. Even the productions of the hills and marshes, of the orchards and vegetable gardens, and the propagation of the breed of poultry, dogs, and swine, will all be regularly cherished, and used in their season to supply the deficiencies of agriculture.’ With the birth of the Empire, the tillage of the ground has yet as great a hold upon the majority of the northern population as ever it could have; and though they are, per- haps, no further advanced so far as regards improving their GRAVEYARDS. 1 implements and methods of utilising the materials at hand, than their progenitors were in the days when our ancestors were roaming through woods and wilds, finding in the chase the sole means of subsistence—their unclothed bodies smeared over with azure pigments, and their hirsute breasts, mayhap, grotesquely adorned with the sun, moon, and stars, delineated in mystic array—the antiquated air which envelopes every- thing here, and the testimony of the wonderful industry of the people, are in point of attraction, in our opinion, worth anything to be witnessed in their towns or cities. And we are not surprised to notice that the utilitarian spirit is carried even beyond the grave, and beyond the vene- ration which we had understood the Chinese professed for their departed relations; for in the rural graveyards where, ‘Each in his narrow cell for ever laid, The rude forefathers of the hamlet sleep ’— there is no exemption from the universal ploughing, scraping, and sowing; and, as no particular place is set apart apparently for a public burying-ground, nor any attempts made at walling in those conical earthen tumuli,— so humble when compared with the elaborate and tastefully painted horse-shoe or 2 tombs of the south—the latter render some portion of every landholder’s property a Woking ceme- tery on a diminished scale. On them time and the weather produce their usual effects; so that in those fields where at present the turf heaves in many a mouldering heap, around each the hoe has been zealously plied,—the plough has passed, —and the grain droops lazily ; a generation or two will see them level and undistinguishable from the common earth around, when the heavy wooden coffins will have crumbled away, and their contents have subsided into dust and gone to enrich the ground the deceased so often tilled. Everywhere on our road we had occasion to observe this custom,— this payment of the loan former husbandmen 112 LABOURER. had for so long a term and so repeatedly borrowed from Mother Earth. Grand or great-grandchildren, when the season returns, remingle the ashes of their sires with the kindred dust to which they have been consigned, and erect a fitting monument to their gone-by habits of industry in well- tended crops ripening abundantly above them. The maho- gany-coloured plain countenances, turned towards us in a half proud, half inquisitive kind of way, when we got near enough to these sons of the soil, and the free, independent sort of bearing that each naturally wears when addressed, betoken the self-satisfied and self-reliant spirit reigning within, as if they were always about to repeat that rustic song of theirs which smacks so strongly and vividly: of the ‘ Miller o’ Dee :’— ‘The sun comes forth, and we work: The sun goes down, and we rest. We dig wells, and we drink : We sow fields, and we eat. The emperor’s power, what is it to us?’ What would our fairies say to those wayside draw-wells at which we are perpetually stopping to glut our drouthy desires with the purest and most refrigerating nectar ever imbibed by unregenerated man, drawn from their dark, mossy depths by a tiny scooped-out wooden clog, dripping its icy drops with startling coldness down our necks and sleeves, as the glorious beverage is gulped over in invigor-. ating streams; and where our ponies bury all but their eyes and ears in wide buckets overflowing with such unusual cheer, or greedily suck up the shallow contents of the half gourd-shell, and wistfully look for more? If the Oreads find but a bleak and far from romantic abode in the cold, sombre mountains frowning above us, and the Dryads have just cause to grumble at the scanty and often broken repose afforded in the narrow belts of wood so reluctantly granted them from the matter-of-fact country around by the most mundane and WELLS. 113 materialistic of men, how grateful and happy must be the Naiads; and how blithe must our good little friends feel, as they gambol and wheel now in the umbrage of those pendent boughs so thickly foliaged and intertwined, skimming about the gnarled trunks of emerald-green willows, A Road-side Well. planted centuries ago in half-circles around the health- giving water, and then in the pale yellow moonbeams that skip lightly on the shred of grass-plat, allowed to fringe the fairy circle, unheeding that these resorts are the work of mortal hands, and are still under their special care. I 114 AGE AND CHILDHOOD. If at night we can imagine these places to be so pleasantly thronged with such felicitous creatures, and envy them their lot, in the daytime we need no such aid to conjure up in reality as happy a scene as ever dazzled bewildered human eyes that chanced to obtain a momentary peep into fairyland. In the deepest obscurity of those grand old trees, scarcely interrupted by the filmiest gleam of sunshine, con- gregated around the wells from whence they have derived so much life, are the village patriarchs, met in quiet concord to discuss the unchronicled gossip and tittle-tattle of their little world,— to guard their tottering grandchildren from harm, —to smoke their pipes, and wear through the twilight of their halcyon days. They are tall, hale sexagenarians and octogenarians, with long, thin, flowing grey beards and moustaches, weak, tearful eyes, wrinkled faces, and scalps entirely destitute of hair, save the half-dozen shrivelled silvery filaments so care- fully preserved on their old crowns, and plaited up with black silken thread to serve as an apology —a very slender one— for the fashionable innovation of Tartar origin, and a submission to the acquired taste, for this most dis- tinguishing mark of all, of the power of a dominant race. They form a suitable accompaniment to the other elements of rural grandeur and simplicity in which we wander, and are types of the paternal worthies the Chinese so much love to depict, allied as they are with those tiny lumps of good-natured childhood, which they nurse and amuse with such sapient drollery,— oleaginous little sprouts scarcely able to creep and crawl around the knees that are almost too stiff and feeble to keep pace with their infantile strides, with round, colourless faces, noses barely elevated above the flat, uninteresting surface, and black eyes, jetty and glistening as those of a mouse, looking out on the world. The convex surface of their germinating craniums is shaven, and decked with erectile tufts of soft, raven-coloured hair, in the most HAN-CHUNG. 115 arbitrary and fantastic way,— sometimes a stumpy tail on both sides of the crown,— sometimes only one on the right or left side, and sometimes as many as four or five rise up in stiff twists in an indefinite array of paint-brushes, with their nether extremities duly clothed in bags, that are facsimiles on a proportionate scale to those worn by adolescence, which are suspended from the naked shoulders by wide braces. For nearly fifteen miles our path lay in the midst of this abundant grain-producing country, and led us through these domestic and prosperous scenes. We quitted them with hearty regret when the cart began to trundle from the scrimp to a wider road, descending from the fertile slope to the unpretending roomy main street of the little town or vil- lage of Han-chung. Our entrance having been both rapid and abrupt, the people were thrown into a lively state of confusion, rushing out of doors, hurriedly banging-to doors and gates, flying gladly out to meet, and flying with terror away from us—the gentler portion of the community in- volving themselves in the mélée in a very ungraceful and un- feminine manner. Luckily, a grey-bearded old countryman, leading a horse with a pair of panniers on its back, pulled up at one side of the road to make way for us, and, after a friendly stare and gape, throwing his rugged umber-shaded features into the most agreeable and welcome contortions, he bawled out his sentiments of admiration to the throng in an unmistakeable volley of ‘How can — how can!— beautiful sight, grand sight!’ This certainly allayed the fears and commotions of the more terrified. The midday halt was in the only auberge the place could boast ; and in a primitive ‘bothy’ in the courtyard we were content to refresh and rest ourselves as best we might. Cold water from the best tap, warm tea, rice, and eggs, constituted our déjeuner in Han-chung, and a mid- day nap would have been a sine quad non after the ride and the soporific tendencies of the mountain air; but to do 12 116 THE GREAT ENGLISH NATION. more than wink was out of the usual course of events now- a-days in these outlandish regions, where foreigners had never been seen before, and the inhabitants of which seldom, if ever, travelled many li from their own door-posts. The inn, all the entrances thereto, with the court-yard and our own door-posts and window, were carried by the rustics without a show or feint of opposition from the proprietors, and every paper pane, wooden or mat screen or partition, capable of penetration, was bored and rent by finger or instrument for the scrutiny and information of the hungry lot outside. Those wedged and woven nearest us were too much afraid, too intent on keeping their ground, or too much amazed, to talk; but many were the questions and remarks bandied about by those pressing and jostling in the rear. Ma-foo was, as on all other occasions, the vehicle for the transmission of their inquiries, as he was the willing medium of communication between us and the natives, and though every one of the outside candidates pinned them- selves on to him whenever circumstances required that he should break his way through, yet he was uniformly civil, and answered their interrogations as if he had been on the most intimate and friendly terms with them for years. The question unceasingly poked at him by every fresh arrival was in some way connected with our nationality. That appeared to be the foundation from which they were to raise their ideas and historical deductions, and to confirm or era- dicate previous suppositions. ‘What manner of men are those?’ always met with the unvarying response, ‘Ta ying- kwoh yins,’ men of the great English nation. Finding we did not murder and eat them, they soon became confident enough, and two or three even ventured within the doorway, through which they were, requested to retire again, as their tobacco fumes were anything but aromatic: while those who saw everything distinctly, passed on descriptions, with their own comments, of our marvellous costume, ways of AUTOGRAPH-HUNTERS. 117 eating, and general inexpressibly odd appearance. A perfect fermentation in the whole mass arose when they began to describe the curious style in which we wrote, our pens, and, above all, the pencils, which they evidently believed to be something miraculous in being capable of writing over whole pages without ink. One spectacled respectable old man fairly pushed his way to where I sat, and only stayed his inquisi- tiveness when the goat-like beard of his was sweeping over my book, and I could contain my laughter no longer. Not in the least ashamed or daunted at the length to which his unmanageable curiosity had carried him, he began to turn over the leaves, examining the quality of the paper, and especially admiring its glossiness, and then, after chuckling and nodding his delight—he must have been a paper manu- facturer or a schoolmaster—he presented us with his fan for our worshipful autograph to be inscribed thereon by such a mysterious stylet. Already one side was figured over with inscriptions— black, clear, and very neatly painted—probably it was the gage @amitié of some cherished friend who had sought to per- petuate a mutual regard by an impromptu verse in his own style of writing; so, fancying ourselves highly honoured by this compliment, we felt bound to propitiate a short-lived friendship by complying with his reasonable demand, and on the other side penned a regular chronological detail of our names, date of our departure from Tien-tsin, arrival at the village, and probable destination. Before we had finished our job, half a dozen worthies, with a like number of fans, were in upon us for the same token of our condescension and esteem ; and too highly flattered by the civil reception and attention paid us, it was only a pleasant though imperative duty to repeat the history with some slight variations to please their eyes, for they could no more understand the meaning of the characters in which we wrote, than we did those of their language, and it would have been useless to 118 FAN-INSCRIBING. attempt their interpretation. While we were at work, lo! the onlookers outside had scuttled off and returned, each possessed of a new fan, destined to become a family curto for the future. Our personal description having been worn threadbare, and events, past, present, and to come, penned out, we had recourse to as much as our memories retained of the popular songs of the day ; and making up a medley from the first lines of each ditty, furnished an expansive collection of materials sufficient to startle the editorial staff of all the penny warblers and comic song-books of the day — greatly to the delight of the unenlightened but highly flavoured beings who honoured us with their sociable presence in such a rest-dispelling manner during the heat of the day. 119 CHAPTER IX. CULTIVATION OF INDIGO—BED OF THE TAU-HG—MANUFACTURE OF POT- TERY—A CHINESE DOCTOR—AN ORATOR—-NEW DOOR-FASTENING— EFFICACY OF FLAGELLATION—A ROW—BAD WATER AND WORSE TEA— REPULSIVE MODE OF SERVING UP POULTRY—-CHINESE MINSTREL—RE- COLLECTIONS OF CELTIC MUSIC—CHINESE SINGING—NATIVE FIDDLE, UR short halt had expired; we had still our twenty miles to ride before night. The novelty excited by our stay had been slightly worn off, our bill was paid, and all that was necessary to transact before we bade good- bye to the secluded town, accomplished. We moved out into the streets again, through the lanes of upturned faces on each side; and were soon in the country, plodding and ploughing through sandy roads, sometimes uphill, sometimes downhill ; into villages and out again, nearing the mountains one half-hour, and leaving them the next; buried in the surging seas of millet, disentombed in speckled fields of melons or auriferous cotton shrubs ; half swamped amongst Indian corn, gliding through arcades of sylvan architecture bidding defiance to the thoroughfare of the sun, or across encaustic squares of dye-plants and brown earth ; on to roads divergent, convergent — everything but straight, and irregular, heavy, and shifting, inconsistent and unendurable, in their general character, were it not for the mellow temperature of the afternoon and the agreeable diversity of everything coming within the range of vision. A large piece of ground is passed which is solely given up to the cultivation of the greenish-purple indigo, among the even lines of which hoers are industriously turning over and breaking up the earth. Two wide cisterns of white cement, some eight or 120 BED OF THE TAU-HO. ten feet in breadth, and four or five in depth, are in the middle of the crop for the maceration or fermentation of the plants which are not yet in flower. Notwithstanding the ups and downs,— the tortuous fickle track,—we were gaining the grizzly hills. Unhandy knobs of rock burst through the sand, the first specimens we had to stumble over for many a day. Here it would be a series of points and nodules of granite, over which our ponies had to step carefully and gingerly ; there, a stiff ridge of hard dark grey limestone intruding itself on the toilsome road with a thin crust of calcareous conglomerate overlapping it, and more rarely a soft friable light-coloured sandstone crop- ping in round masses from the bed of the cart path. The arable land began to forsake us and to subside into the distance, and the villages to become more widely sepa- rated, and hid in depressions and gaps. Thin withered herbage lay on the elevations, scantily clothing their naked- ness and preventing their carrying a chilly aspect, but away towards the nerth and south are the verdant blooming straths and plains, with their ripening harvests gleaming in serried gradations of colour, until they become blended with the deep blue of the cloudless sky. The little stone cabins were not so tightly jammed together, but sought to secure themselves from exposure and bleakness in choice spots that afforded in many cases but slender room for a few, so that they were devoid of that regularity and compactness which gave the more fortunately situated dwellings in the fertile localities an aspect of comfort and prosperity ; and the peculiarities of situation, with the measures taken to remedy them, caused a departure from the ordinary style of building that lent a curious appearance to the sparsely distributed houses on which we looked down every now and again from the tops of high banks and ridges. The bed of the Tau-hé, an inconsiderable stream lying at the bottom of a narrow gully whose sides were wrapped in POTTERY. 121 the brightest emerald vegetation, was easily crossed at the ford, the long drought having considerably diminished its volume. This must at times be somewhat’ large, judging from the high-water lines it has left on each steep bank, beyond which it opens out abruptly over an oozy tract furnished with random willows along its course. Soon after our road led between three bald hills; on one of them, the highest, was a wild lonely temple, standing like a ruined German chateau, on the most inaccessible point, a very conspicuous landmark ; and a bold spur of brownish grey that had started from the long chain. of mountains on the left to join its isolated fellows on the right. Not far from this, and probably to gain the advantage of the breeze always sweeping about the high ground, three dome-shaped kilns for the manufacture of coarse pottery, like our own in outline, were reared on an elevated ridge. The ware, consisting chiefly of huge vats glazed inside and outside, all except the rim, was of a formidable thickness, and wide and deep enough to have concealed in each of them two of Ali Baba’s forty thieves whom Morgiana disposed of. The demand for these articles must be somewhat great if the numerous rows of them piled up ready to be taken away for service be any criterion, and a busy throng of soiled workmen were active in the various stages of production, and adding to the col- lection; pulverising, kneading, and tempering the blackish coally-looking coarse clay, in colour like the Stourbridge clay, and which burns like it white in the furnace—by the aid of ponies and asses, and simple but effective contrivances ; mould- ing and finishing the plastic material by hand, and conveying the vessels to the bottom aperture of the kilns where they are to be baked by those heaps of small coal of tolerable quality, brought, they tell us, from some coal-pit in the neighbouring hills. The transportation of such heavy brittle ware from such an excluded manufactory, over such bumping rough roads, 122 A CHINESE DOCTOR. must tend to increase its value; but the situation has been evidently chosen in consequence of its geological advantages, all the necessary ingredients being found within a small radius—a fortuitous circumstance which we could not again record on the whole of our route. Near the end of our day’s journey, another stream, the Tang- yau, was forded; and long before daylight had vanished we were in the main suburban street of Kai-ping, in which we halted for a few minutes to make some purchases opposite an apothecary’s door. Inside his shop we could remark pendulous bunches of dried herbs around the walls, drawers and pots, and cupboards ranged on the sides and back of the dimly lighted abode. The vendor of rhubarb and ginseng, simples and plaisters, we could barely discern behind a long counter, artistically wielding a pestle in a brass mortar—one of many such in which are manipulated the bitter treasures collected within the ever-dreaded sanctum of the country doctor, who is as much an institution here as in the most sickly country in Europe. The town was enclosed within an indefensible wall much in need of repair—crumbling as it was to the very gate through which we had to pass before an inn could be found, - but bearing traces of having seen better and more important days, in its paved roadways beneath arches of tolerable width, but now highly dangerous to the feet and knees of the quadrupeds, as well as to the efficiency of the wheels and axletree of the cart. This sustains a round of disjointing concussions before we are in the leading thoroughfares, where we have reason to believe a brick either fell from some invisible source, or was hurled as a peace-offering by one of a group of shopkeepers who lounged about the entrance to a store— and some of whom wore looks that did not belie their intentions. The salute did not meet with any amount of attention; indeed, M., at whose feet the missile dropped, only casually noticed the occurrence. Soon after we were AN ORATOR. 123 in the yard of our hotel, with as rude a rabble of scatter- lings and frantic busy-bodies as had yet pestered us in China. The building was bad and dirty even for China, but was in keeping with the general condition of the neglected town, with its old houses decaying for lack of spirit—wide street, gutterless, and nothing better than a sloppy cesspool, more useful for the reception of the odds and ends and vile garbage ejected by the filth-cherishing inmates of the creaky dens on each side, than as a way for the conve- nience of tramps or traffic. It strongly reflected the image | of some towns we have seen in an island not far from Great Britain, where the introduction of railways and the abolition of stage-coaches have left the halts and coaching places—never in a very lively stage of sanitary reform, or celebrated for habits of cleanliness—in a chronic state of mud and ruin. Where everything was so pitiably dirty and neglected, we had not much to choose in the matter of apartments, our noses generally deciding which could be rendered endurable for the longest space of time if by opening door and windows, and exterminating all the live stock that could be found on the premises, the more objectionable effluvia and vermin could be dispelled; and having seized upon a corner distant from all other inhabited rooms, with a low shaky brick wall enclosing a little space in front of the door, we fondly but vainly flattered ourselves we could shut ourselves in and perform our ablutions without hindrance from the presence of the clamorous mob. The landlord was in an unenviable plight — ill-natured and morose he seemed to be at the best of times—for, without showing us the least consideration, and leaving Ma-foo to conduct us through his piggeries of sleeping apartments as best he might, he applied himself to the crowd, beginning in a most lugubrious inconsistent whine as he saw the sacredness of the choicest rooms invaded, and things thrown topsy-turvy, gradually rising to the most inspiriting harangue as the outer gates, which had been closed on our t 124 DOOR-FASTENING. arrival, were forced—and bursting, con amore, into a far more natural whirlwind of deadly invective as the flood came rolling onwards, threatening to overwhelm him and squash, beyond the reach of redemption, the fowls and pigs exposed to its rush. Bolts or fastenings there were none on the narrow doors of room and enclosure. The former had a contrivance for. pulling it to, far behind the elegantly-designed springs of Western lands, but yet as serviceable, and certainly less clumsy than those cords and weights we have often been baffled with at home. It was nothing more than a bow made from a strip of bamboo and tightly bent by a leathern thong, fastened to the inside of the door; from the thong ran a thin leather strap, the end of which was firmly attached to the door-post; thus, by the elasticity of the bamboo and the tension of the strap, the door is kept closed, and when opened has the greater tendency to close again because of the bow being more bent. This was but a sorry security against intruders, and was shortly to be curved to its utmost limits; for we had no sooner taken possession, than the small private allotment without was crammed, and a mass of yellow skins were competing for the best sight-seeing places in the tainted domicile, with the howling, helpless old landlord behind venting imprecations on his agitated townsmen. Firm steps were necessary; half measures would have made things worse. M. was deputy Minister for War; but gifted to an admirable degree with senti- ments of peace and goodwill towards all men, and the Chinese in particular, and impressed with the necessity of preserving the juste maliew between truckling to their curiosity on the one hand from fear of offending them, and using harsh measures to keep them in awe, he applied the mollifying suaviter in modo with becoming grace and tact—but with no other effect than to set one-half of his audience laughing and grinning in derision, and inducing further symptoms of disturbance. With a promptness and vigour of attack worthy of the best CLEARING THE ROOM. 125 cause, he now brought into the arena the invincible fortiter in re of a determined Briton; and never did magic wand, plied by the hand of Bosco, Houdin, or Anderson, induce such apparent miracles as did that flexible riding-whip in the hand of my companion. The room was cleared as if all had disappeared in the ground (good job if they had), but the courtyard was wedged with all sorts and sizes, and those from the room falling back on those in a perfect state of panic i nil WW hn | : Ve at | Clearing the Room. —an ebullition, as hard to look on with equanimity as to delineate in words. Then the most crushing struggle began for the narrow aperture by which they had entered, but in which two or three globular citizens had, at the very com- mencement, managed, in their terror and haste, to get irre- movably jammed, and these all the mad press behind utterly failed to stir. It now became apparent that something must give way, and though the warlike demonstrations had ceased, ie 126 A ROW. the unbridled strength of the outside pests became aug- mented, until each of the adipose bolsters so mysteriously and skilfully compressed into such a meagre slit, looked as if about to burst before it would give way. Their individual faces disclosed the ticklish position in which they but too well knew they had got themselves. They looked at us with the most abject ‘funk,’ and then at those who laboured and heaved against them like battering-rams, as if each one said, in anything but a defiant spirit, Come on, come all, this wall shall fly From its firm base as soon as I! But the wall, luckily for them, had not a firm base ; and just before they came to the collapsing point, a throe which must have accelerated, if it did not effect, that catastrophe, was exerted by the whole, and down came the wall, doors, and doorposts. All were mingled in a regular scramble, from which they picked themselves up in half-time and fled routed, leaving their vanquisher in full possession of the field. The scrambling, grappling, and sprawling, resembled the clown’s ‘row’ scene in a good Christmas pantomime, and afforded as merry a laugh as ever was elicited in boyhood by those seasonable holiday performances. When the dis- comfited fugitives halted beyond the limits of the court, and found that the terrible strangers had not slain one-half of their number, they enjoyed the fun as heartily as ourselves ; laughing and holding their sides in splitting roars, greatly to the chagrin of our host, who strutted, danced, and shouted, until nothing but a well-timed fit of apoplexy could have saved him from absolute madness. He was, we can unhesi- tatingly aver, the most outrageously demonstrative and rabid Chinaman it has been our misfortune to be within hail of. We felt relieved on his account, and also on our own, when the irritable man was driven by excess of bile to the shelter of his particular den, from which he did not again show coun- BAD FARE. 127 tenance that evening, greatly to the comfort of his guests. Not so, however, the industrious knaves maneuvring with- out. They betrayed no symptoms of succumbing to the fright they had received, or yielded to their incessant dodging from one place to another for the gratification of their eye- sight, but gained confidence from our peaceable attitude, which arose from an unfeigned desire to preserve the mise- rable posada from wreck and ruin. They gained the doors and windows once more, but from these they were moved with the utmost alacrity on the slightest motion inside. The bill of fare was as little adapted to‘our tastes as were the other accommodations of the place. The water was bad, and the tea was worse. Indeed, nothing could exceed the badness of the water but the worthlessness of the tea; and their combination was an abomination no amount of thirst could have tolerated. The liquid could not have come from the springs we had passed; whence came the leaves we could not ascertain. We suspected very strongly that they bore a more natural claim to the stem of the Chinese buckthorn (Rhamnus Theezans) than to that of the Thea viridis or genuine tea-plant. Harsh and bitter did the scalding abomi- nation cling to our tongues. But, with the exception of a bony fowl, nothing else could be had to satisfy our by no means fastidious European wants and fancies. Ultimately our bag of rice was opened, a tin of soup emptied, and another sausage driven out of its hermetical fortress. Ma-foo had been pursuing to the death, aided and supported by two scullions, all the winged denizens of the locality, and now came in with two cackling victims for approval, whose only recommendations were the enormous development of bones, tendons, and feathers, and parsi- monious portion of muscle with which nature had endowed them. Our necessities, but not our wills, consented, and they were hurried off, amid screeches and screams, to an untimely death. They were scalded in a greasy cauldron 128 COOKED FOWLS. of water in the twinkling of an eye, from whence, after a hurried boil, they were withdrawn, and laid before us, in all the pomp and pride of intact heads and legs, even to the very claws, combs, and bills. The fellow who officiated as cook, thrifty to a disgusting degree (else he could never have left these mementoes of recent murder to disfigure the objects of his solicitude), actually brought in the whole of the intestines, as well as about half a dozen shelless gamboge- coloured ova in an oily basin, to ask whether we should prefer having them fried in pig fat, or dressed @ la mode, and served up after his own approved style with chopped pork and. garlic. Dreadfully dissatisfied he seemed when we expressed our sincere wish that he would immediately leave the room, and take with him the nauseous trash. A vigorous, healthy appetite, the invariable companion of my life, ever willing to step forward when called upon, and but too often over-zealous in appearing at the im- proper time, was in readiness as usual, without any arti- ficial promptings, and I made a regular feast of the good things set before me, demolishing the rice and fowls in an appalling manner, and at an unprecedented rate of speed, by the light of two semi-fluid tallow dips stuck on the spike of a wooden stand by means of a thin reed thrust into the bottom end of the flavoury grease. -The sorry remains had scarcely been cleared away by that worthy factotum of ours when, as luck would have it, the wandering minstrel of the town, led by a boy (for that almost universal curse of the Chinese poor — ophthalmia— had robbed him of sight), took up his ground in the door- way and began first to tune and then to play on the three- stringed ‘San hien’ or banjo of his country —an instru- ment with a long neck traversed at one end by three pro- jecting pegs, and a diminutive body at the other—of a cylindrical shape, covered with dusky brown and yellow- striped snake-skin, on which lay the dwarfish bridge sup- CHINESE MINSTREL. 129 porting the strings. He had well chosen his time and the hamour of his audience; for, had he begun his strum- ming before, instead of after dinner, his entertainment would, a thousand chances to one, have got a somewhat unpro- mising reception. There he stood now, like a David harping before King Saul of the troubled mind, the long, well-shapen fingers of his left hand stretched over the thin silken cords of the antiquated construction that lay across his Wandering Minstrels. body ; pressing them nimbly and gently at one extremity, or sliding upwards and downwards on the thin neck with the practised experience and grace of an artiste, while the right hand, with the end of the striking finger protected by a thin slip of bamboo, was busy plying the strings. ‘This, of all the popular musical instruments in ordinary use amongst the Chinese, pleases me best; and though the airs the present per- former treated us to were novel, and he was unacquainted K 130 CHINESE MUSIC. with those we asked him to play, and which are so much in vogue southwards, yet he managed to get through his solo in an unobjectionable, if not in a scientific manner. He acted the part of a musical physician in good earnest, introducing simple melodies with an unaffected execution as he beat time with his foot, bringing out the low notes clear and soft, slurring the short quick notes in the allegretto movements in a tremulous series of shakes, and with decided effect, darting his left hand from one end of the neck to the other in pleasant cadences, pauses, and fitful starts, and yet all in measured beat, ‘ putting the soul in tune,’ and getting what he thought a good reward for his skill when he had finished. The music of our friends is certainly curious and whimsical, and to a stranger very often sounds discordant, jerking, and disagreeable in the extreme—appearing as grotesque, but at the same time as indigenous to the natale solum of the black- haired race, as are their architecture, their garb, their manners and their shaven heads and pigtails; yet that they are a musical people, few who have mixed much among them, and patiently listened to a good performer on one of their most harmoniously attuned instruments, will deny. Almost every house we entered in North China boasted of its amateur and its weapon of torture, as some non-lovers of the dulcet-tones have termed the favourite article, in some shape. or another; and in passing through the dark narrow streets in the even- ings, one is sure to hear from the dimly-lighted houses the squealing, incoherent, and distorted vibrations tumbling out on the night air with a spasmodic reality and a foreignness of style that at once remind the listener of the outlandish country he is in. I remember one night, shortly after my arrival in Hongkong, listening in the almost silent street to a peripatetic musician, whom I thought — though it is but a hasty opinion at that early period of my sojourn in the land —a master of this three-stringed lute. I had never heard anything half so curious and wild as the sound of those shrill, THE BAGPIPES. 131 thrilling, weird-like notes echoing strangely in the vacant thoroughfare. There is a plaintive melancholy often per- meating and controlling the more lively element in some of their airs which is peculiar as well as impressive, and touches somehow or other our most pleasant souvenirs of days gone by, particularly when played on the ‘Shu tih,’ a sort of clarionet —or rather, from its sharp and loud peals of ear-plercing intensity, anear approximation to the chanter of the Scottish bagpipe. At the funeral processions, the clang and din of the assembled gongs, blowing of horns, and bumping of tom- toms, cannot drown the long-drawn, half-savage sad melody poured out from the reed, around which the greater portion of the attendants and onlookers gather as they would around the narrator of a tale of woe, such a powerful ascendency does it exert over them; and I must confess it threw a spell over me, every tune becoming more and more potent. None of those grand conceptions bestowed on the world by Mozart, Mendelssohn, Donizetti, Hummel, Handel, or Beethoven, to nearly all of whose masterpieces I have lent my enraptured attention, ever produced in me such unspeak- able emotions of tenderness and plaintive melancholy as those which arose as I sat one midnight long ago on the banks of a Highland loch during the fishing season, when all nature seemed to be lulled to rest under the burnished silvery light of a summer moon. The finely-stippled surface of the bright expanse of water was only stained far out from the shore by sooty specks and streaks where the hardy fishermen had settled to their nocturnal occupation, and I dreamily gazed on the enchanting scene, where there was scarcely a sound except in the low and nearly inaudible sleepy murmur of the fretful surf, expecting — nay, looking—to see the fairest glades and moss-covered banks thronged by the benignant subjects — the etherealised heroes and heroines of many a Gaelic fairy tale: when, breaking through the nearly palpable stillness and hush of the hour, at first faintly palpitating on K 2 132 CELTIC MUSIC. the motionless air, as solemn and slow-paced it stole towards us across the loch, came a sorrowful dirge-like chant from one of the lonely fishing-boats, and as it thrilled far and wide through the tiny glens, crept wearily up the heathery hills, and returned again over the lustrous placid waters, it rose and fell in intensity as the taste and fancy of the piper led him in his appreciation and love of the theme on which he lavished so much expression. I at the time felt as if the notes could have proceeded only from the upper world, and when the air dwindled softly down to the saddest piano, it might have been the solitary complaint of some bereaved spirit in Hades; or when it swelled out in dismal pealing reverberations, I seemed to be hearing the agony-stricken wail of the Coronach, or the warning song of grief of the legendary Dhuan Shee boding death or misfortune to the clan or family to which it had clung for generations ; and when it finally died away as tenderly as it had begun, and my entranced ear was disenthralled from the tem- porary spell, I was some time in believing that I was really awake, and had only been charmed into forgetful- ness by a ‘sprig’ on Frank M‘Callum’s pipes. But though, before and since those happy days, I have been dinned, delighted, and distracted by pibrochs, strathspeys, and all the variations which can be appended to the entire catalogue of Celtic music, the air which threw me into an almost cataleptic state on that night, remains preserved in my memory in all its original simplicity and unalloyed genuineness of half- civilised natural expression, as told in pure pathos by a few notes on a simple instrument. Mackrimmon’s Lament, ‘We return no more,’ continually interposes between my judgment and the favourable verdict I might give in regard to any modern symphony or elaborate production of a civilised and cultivated mind. For many years I had not heard again my melancholy favourite, and little expected to do so until I revisited PATHETIC AIRS. 133 ‘The land of brown heath and shaggy wood;’ when one spring afternoon, riding along the banks of the Peiho above Tien-tsin, the old sound suddenly overwhelmed me, and, though the notes I anxiously sought to catch were not exactly the same, and did not succeed each other in quite the identical rhythmical order, yet the resemblance was sufficiently startling and complete to accomplish the return of the spell. Stir I could not until the long cere- monious train of weeping relatives, sympathising friends, and curious spectators in robes of white, blue, or grey, with the emblematic banners and garish paraphernalia of a Chinese funeral, and the heavy encasement of the departed, who had saluted the world, and ‘returned no more,’ had vanished on the opposite side, over the plain, and away to some one of the countless burying-places spread everywhere in the vicinity of that city. Music is said to have been invented by the versatile monarch who first reigned over the Sine, and to have for numerous centuries maintained a healthy sway over the minds and social virtues of the people — to such a degree, indeed, as to give origin to the saying, ‘ Would you know if a country is well governed or not, and whether the morals are good or bad, you have only to consider how music is cultivated in it.’ It cannot have made much progress, nor can the culture to which it has been subjected have advanced it much beyond the limits of barbarianism, though the various contrivances devised for the propagation of the dulcet undulations betray no mean knowledge of its rudiments. Having gained this stage, however, there it was condemned to stick. If a Westerner applied his own thaxim, the well-known quotation respecting * He that hath no music in his soul,’ to the dreadful caterwauling skirl that sets one’s teeth on edge, and makes the hair-roots on one’s scalp feel quite cold, scraped and tickled out of the 134 CHINESE SINGING. two-stringed ‘urh heen’—the probable prototype of the violin — he would undoubtedly come to the conclusion that the moral chords in such a country must be very inhar- monious, and that the Government was most atrociously out of tune. Let no one who has feasted his ears with the per- formances of an Ernst or a Sivori seek to be hurled from the sublime to the ridiculous while desiring to find music from such an instrument in the hands of a Chinese. I have hunted out the most likely performers in a large city, and have essayed, again and again, to bear with them while they were operating, but to no purpose. My sympathies were decidedly of the canine order, for I always felt inclined to how] at the entertainment. It is even worse than when an unmusical, earless amateur commences to teach himself the principles of harmony on some tuneless cracked fiddle; and as for their vocal music, O infant Sapphos, past, present, and to come! O enchanting sirens! O matchless prima donnas, who nightly lead the hearts of men by their ears! permit us not to dignify such barbarous maltreatment of the human voice divine, by such a designation. Some one has said—I think it must be Williams in his ‘Middle Kingdom’ — that no European can imitate a Chinese warbler with any likelihood of suc- cess; but if North China furnishes any good vocalists — and we are certain it does—I beg most respectfully to dissent from this opinion, and to declare that, after a month’s not very close application under the tuition of a ‘native,’ anyone furnished with lungs and a larynx sufficiently powerful to mimic cleverly the crowing of a robust dunghill cock, can sing a love romance & la Chinoise to perfection; for neither the finer organ nor the refinement of civilisation is needed to give the desired effect; but it would be unpardon- able cruelty on my part to recommend anyone who has the quality of mercy about him, to ask to be initiated into such a dolesomely stridulous method, and one requiring such an CHINESE AND ENGLISH MUSIC. 135 indubitably unedifying comportment. A Chinaman re- hearsing a song looks and gives utterance to such goat- like bleats, that it is impossible to avoid the conclusion that he is labouring under a violent attack of chronic hooping-cough, combined with intermittent seizures of hic- cup—the ‘ dying falls’ of the inhuman falsetto at the end of each verse finishing off in the most confounding hysterical perturbations of the vocal chords. It is but reasonable to suppose, from what we know of the character of the people, that their predilection for their native cranky music must be unbounded, and completely blinds them to the merits of that of other countries, in the which, if they accord to it any good at all, they certainly can never bring themselves to see any superiority. Of this there was an instance told at Tien-tsin, where the servant of a missionary used often to attend the regi- mental bands when they performed at the Embassy, until his master, perhaps thinking that the congenial strains of other lands had after all some real attraction for the man of the Central Empire, one day .quizzed him about his musical ideas and opinions, especially as to whether Chinese music was less pleasing to him than the harmony and skill exhibited by the British performers, and asking which he would prefer. He characteristically answered that both kinds of music were good, and bore a great similarity to each other, but that his own, having slightly the advantage, pleased him best. Their turn for imitation, however, serves them well in this as in many other things, and where a few cash can be earned, the itinerant professors of Apollo’s art are not slow to attempt the production of select pieces which they may have picked up from the French or English bands. In one of the most thronged streets [ was, on an afternoon elbowing my way along, exploring the ‘Heavenly Ford,’ when the sound of a violin playing a well-known waltz fixed my 136 NATIVE FIDDLE. attention in a by-lane, and there, instead of a hairy Briton flourishing a bow over a Cremona, was a blind beggar eliciting these pleasant notes with as great precision and tone from the rude and unsightly mallet-shaped urh heen, as if he had been all his public life first violin at the Opera ballet. ‘Dulcis seepe ex asperis,’ but we could never have been otherwise than incredulous if told that such an acidulous in- strument, when giving forth the ordinary airs to please Coolie ears, could, from two strings, a piece of bamboo, and a bit. of rough stick with a few horsehairs attached, compete with almost perfect instruments. 137 CHAPTER X. AN UNCIVIL AND EXTORTIONATE LANDLORD — A ROW — PRESENTS — ADVANTAGES OF BRING WITHOUT AN INTERPRETER — ILL FEELING BE- TWEEN NORTHERN AND SOUTHERN CHINESE—-PEKING AND CANTON COOLIES—— THREE ROADS—THE HAPPY MEDIUM — MARKET-DAY AT coo YUH—BUTCHER’S MEAT — PORK — CATTLE — LIVELY ROAD — FAMILY GROUPS —A TIEN-TSIN MERCHANT — POVERTY IN A SANDY REGION — RESPECTFUL RECOGNITION — BIRDS —‘THE BIRD OF JOY,’ AND ITS TRADITION. HERE was a regular fracas. We had made certain of our ‘morning’ of cold fowl, rice, and the flavoury decoction ; anathematised the mule-driver for his tardiness, and showered a hail-storm of harsh-sounding phrases on the bristly head of the groom, intended considerably to sharpen his. sight and intellect, both of which, we had very good cause to sus- pect, had been materially affected by a night’s gambling, and by potations of warm Samshu—alas! his Roman Catholic principles and religious education had not done much to correct these flaws in Chinese human nature. The bill was produced, read, and negatived, to the intense disgust of the saturnine old crab-apple of a host, who had been lurking in a recess, watching us like a spider for a fly, and pounced out at the last moment with a miserable shred of common paper, on which was a cramped, confused, and botched list of all sorts of things, put down at four times the price we had paid at the other houses: this he unblush- ingly held up for M. to examine. The craft of the man was sufficiently evident; he was clearly endeavouring to make us pay for the destruction of his in- firm courtyard wall, levelled the evening before by the now 138 MORE EXTORTION. circumspect populace, who formed a wide circle around us while the question was being discussed whether one-half of the ex- tortionate charge would suffice, or whether we must refer the whole businessto a mandarin. He was also no doubt striving to obtain some compensation for the fright and rage he had been thrown into when the said structure toppled down, the conse- quences of which were yet apparent in his thin lips, scowling eyes, heaving breast, and sharp garrulous voice. — One might as well have reasoned with the winds as tried to convince him that his overcharge was unfair, and that we were not to be knowingly cheated. As little to the purpose was it to threaten the ill-tempered body with an appeal to a higher authority, for we were told that there was no mandarin or other functionary in the town, to whom we might resort for justice. A strong feeling of ‘ not to be done’ caused one-half, nay, even two-thirds of the whole sum to be offered, if'merely to show the bystanders that their townsman was not altoge- ether what he ought to be, and that we, conscious of the fraud, were willing to make every concession in order to settle the dispute amicably ; but the fellow was as obdurate as Shylock. The cables of cash were returned to the cart, and we began to move away. This brought the business to a crisis: with a spring, the reins of Ma-foo’s pony are clutched, and luckless Ma-foo is a prisoner in the grasp of the remorseless landlord, notwith- standing his noisy expostulations and fiery language. All along he had been demurring loudly against the imposition, and, like a faithful adherent who was not going to allow his masters to be cheated, advised us against giving any more than we had offered. The bickering was now becoming serious, the morning was far advanced, and more brickbats might be mysteriously dropped in our vicinity, for I must confess candidly that I had no great amount of faith in the friendly disposition of the people we were wandering among; so, very reluctantly ANTAGONISM OF NORTH AND SOUTH. 139 indeed, the bill was paid in full, Ma-foo was released, and in a few minutes more we had left landlord, crowd, and town, never to see either of them again. We now and often afterwards found reason to congratulate ourselves on what we at the time thought our bad luck in losing the services of the Canton interpreter at Tien-tsin—as he must have been a responsibility and incumbrance. I have often thought that a small party travelling through a strange country has a better chance of proceeding without mishap, than a large one, consisting chiefly of individuals who are rather clogs than aids. We should have had his quarrels to adjust whenever he, relying on his own superiority and acuteness, and the real or fancied invulnerability of the egis under which he acted, presumed to dictate to the people with whom he came in contact, involving himself and us in needless squabbles, and bringing, perhaps, our trip to an abrupt and troublesome termination. With this bumptious Boniface we should certainly have had a conflict that must have ended in bloodshed, had the volatile southern temperament come into play, for, from what transpired during and after the operations towards Peking, I should say that the feelings of animosity between the northmen and southmen were as bitter and malignant as could possibly exist between two portions of a great empire not quite at open war with each other: hence a Cantonese, instead of being, like ourselves, a source of curiosity and speculation, would be an object of dislike and alarm to the dwellers in every town and village in which we chanced to stay. Whether it is from the almost complete isolation of the two ends of this vast country from each other, and the stay-at-home nature of the race, generally engendering that narrowmindedness and supercilious vanity so noticeable among them, or from tra- ditional antagonism of which we know nothing, there need be no hesitation in saying that they are as opposed to each other as the poles of a galvanic battery —as difficult to 140 ‘THE BAMBOO RIFLES.’ mingle as oil and water, and, like the elements of gunpowder, need but a little spark to cause a violent separation. The meridional Chinaman is far more than a match in force of intelligence, knavery, and artfulness in everything pertaining to mischief, than the native of higher latitudes and more limited intercourse with other nations. No sooner does he make his advent at Tien-tsin, or Shanghai, than the eyes and doubts of the comparatively simple-minded but sus- pecting natives are on the qui vive. Every arrival is carefully noted and made known to the authorities, each new acquisition, or rather interloper, is viewed as a dangerous person, whom it is necessary to watch over and pounce upon, should robbery or riot disturb the every-day routine of the magisterial existence — and not un- deservedly in many instances. The southern, in return, holds his more impassive rival in thorough contempt, and, dignifying him with the scornful appellation of ‘ stupid cow,’ is always ready and willing to take advantage of his stupidity or simplicity, thinking it no sin to plunder and rob, whenever a favourable chance can be seized. Could anything more forcibly exhibit this unbrotherly, un- patriotic tendency than the conduct of the rapscallions enlisted about Hongkong, Canton, and Whampoa, for the invasion of their own capital city? They were dubbed for the nonce the ‘Coolie corps,’ or more appropriately the ‘ Bamboo Rifles,’ in compliment, probably, to the expert and effective manner in which they handled and loaded those very sturdy and becoming weapons, with which they were armed; perhaps, also, to the care bestowed in teaching them to perform one or two very becoming but very elementary fragments of drill by Europeans from line regiments. They wore a uniform almost rivalling, in the luxuriance of its gaily-corded tunic and double-striped trousers, that of a light dragoon! They were crafty slaves, within whose breasts hung hearts RENEGADE SOUTHERNS. 141 that beat only when spoil was in view, and they possessed souls so dead to love of country and natural feeling, that they exulted in seeing and assisting in the defeat of their country’s armies. It was generally believed that they pos- sessed in an eminent degree the quality of ferreting out the recesses in which were concealed the little wealth of sycee silver, furs, or other valuables, secreted by their brethren before they fled from their homes; and that they were as ready to lend their assistance to those who were moved by a similar desire for ‘loot,’ as pillage is sometimes called, as if China was not their native land, and the trinkets and garments plundered were not those belonging to the people of the same blood and flesh with themselves! How cuttingly, too, did these renegades renounce all sympathy for the Pekinese and the peasantry around the capital in their scoffs and jeers and trenchant remarks—towards men, too, far their superiors in manliness, each able to vanquish in fair fight any two of their number ! These deserters from the paternal roof came as conquerors, of course, and while they showered their pungent sarcasms on their compatriots, they borrowed whatever might be use- ful or profitable to themselves without the slightest reference to the owners. For the amusement or advantage of their employers, who were unacquainted with the amount of slang and opprobrium the flowery language is capable of affording, some of these recreants laboured hard to express their sen- timents in unobjectionable English, generally mingling their vituperations with sly hints as to their own desires. How far they succeeded we could never learn, though we remember a species of cantata, adapted to a thin quavering air—a favourite — which, like many songs I have heard elsewhere, afforded me but little chance of understanding anything beyond the music, and that was difficult enough. The words of the refrain — rendered intelligible to ‘outside’ ears 142 THREE ROADS FROM KIA-PING. by their continual repetition—were exceedingly popular among the minor Celestials, who could acquire nothing more than — ‘Peking coolie no can do, Canton coolie no samshu.’ This, while it indicated the scarcity of the fiery spirit that was needed to cheer and inebriate them at times, was launched out as a cowp-de-grdce to the reputation of not only the Peking men in particular, but those who were impressed for service on the march from Tien-tsin. The latter, it must be admitted, at that time, were either very averse or very much afraid to give the army their labour, even on payment, and lost no advantage in ‘ whilo-ing,’ as the -phrase went, when they left unceremoniously: hence their additional unworthi- ness in the estimation of the ballad-mongers. They required a respectable guard of grey-turbaned Punjaubees to protect them from external dangers and guard them against those inconvenient eccentricities which were so often at work in forcing them to deviate from the proper track. So that the loss of one, who, by his greater or less proficiency in the language of the districts we had to pass through, might have served us in obtaining much more information than we could hope to guess at by our own efforts, was quite counter- balanced by the advantage of not being made accountable for his actions, and embroiled in the disturbances likely to arise from party animosity. From Kia-ping—as we discovered, after having been made mystified about their direction—three roads diverge to the Great Wall, and to the only gate near the waters of the Gulf through which access can be had to the province of Liautung beyond: the upper one, the ‘ Shan ta-tau,’ or Hill high road, running to Funing and Yung-ping, the depart- mental city of the most eastern portion of the province of Chihli, south of the Wall, bearing the same name as the city ; the middle road, the ‘ Chung ta-tau,’ which is the most direct, COO-YUEH. 143 leading through Lanchow; and the ‘ Toong hi-tau,’ the eastern ocean road, sweeping away down the low land encircling the bay. Each of these highways has its advantages, according to the season of the year and the state of the weather—the Hill road, though more circuitous, and perhaps more uneven, being passable at all times; the middle one tolerably so on fine days; but the Gulf one is always uncertain, except when the long severe winters have frozen lake, marsh, and pool into a firm consistency; then travellers and traffic may make it preferable to the others, because of its being more level and less stony. Our cartman—who was engaged for the journey, not by the number of days—chose the centre road, the ‘Chung yung’ or Happy Medium, this suiting his disposition and pocket better than the high or the low routes: though my disappointment was considerable when I found that the city of Yung-ping would not come within twelve or thirteen miles of the nearest part of this track. The road was none of the easiest or best, sometimes winding quite close to the foot of the hills and climbing over ledges of rock, which threatened wheels and axletree with immediate dislocation or fracture, and taxing to the utmost the en- durance and strength of the mules; at others ploughing away round the protruding angle of an erratic spur down into great hollows, where mud and water lay deep, or thumping over the stony shelves that stood across the path, denuded of earth, and slippery. At thirty li from Kia-ping we reached the cosy little town of Coo-yuh, and on a market-day; for at its busiest hour we found ourselves struggling through a crowd of agriculturists and traders. They occupied every crammable corner, and wedged each other so tightly into the middle of the narrow street that they could scarcely extricate themselves from the stalls, from the piles of goods heaped up on each side of the 144 A MARKET-DAY. thoroughfare, and from the live stock kicking, squealing, bleating, lowing, and neighing on every hand. Here business was being transacted by staid, bargain- making, healthy old men, clad in sober homespun ‘blue or white cotton stuff, and the great brimmed straw hat scarcely attached to their venerable heads by bands of black tape. They were buying or selling to the best advantage, without much talk or display: their sonsy brown faces, looking as if they had never known care, poverty, or deceit, were set off by long thin silvery moustaches and beards; and their erect figures, broad chests, and square shoulders, betrayed no mark of city depravity, and gave promise of many long years of useful toil. Speculations and questionable ventures were sparkling in the eyes of the younger negotiators, who, attired in their best outfits — consisting of a maximum of silk, and a minimum of the less pretentious material, with clean-shaven heads, and long, well-plaited, glistening queues, too elaborate to be pro- tected from the great heat by any sort of covering— talked loudly and long, and strutted around their customer, or around the stock in which they were about to invest their capital, using their fans in the most coquettish manner, far more for display than for any real benefit to their olive com- plexions. The more wealthy farmer, the owner of but a small plot, and the day labourer, all mingled and bargained, bought and sold, in the quietest and readiest manner possible, without disturbance, and, so far as we could see in such a dense crowd, without those preservers of the peace in Hesperian markets and fairs—the lynx-eyed policemen. Stalls, shaded by square-topped white cotton umbrellas, which nearly knocked our heads off in consequence of our not stooping low enough to pass beneath them, were shaking beneath every kind of native produce; and long rows of sacks stood on end with open mouths, exhibiting their BUTCHERS’ STALLS. 145 contents, perfectly lined each side of the way. Beans, pease, wheat, barley, and millet, were the staple articles exposed for sale. Baskets full of fresh and salted vegetables ; stands laden with home-made cotton cloth, coarse, but thick and durable; or great bundles of the white flocculent material ready for spinning ; little stores of alum or sal-ammoniac ; all sorts of hardware and, pottery of native manufacture ; tailoring and shoemaking booths ; while harness and saddlery hung over all the poles and pegs of the saddlers’ compart- ment. There were tempting displays of large-sized, well- coloured, but very deceptive flavourless apples, and hard, watery pears, with an abundant and more acceptable assort- ment of peaches, apricots, and nectarines, in which we indulged greatly, and filled pockets and saddlebags. There were butchers cutting and chopping at the legs and bodies of well-dressed pigs, slain for the occasion; and, better than all, a sight which made our gustatory nerves fairly tingle: there were delicious legs of the ‘yang row’—the mutton, about which we had enquired, fruitlessly, at every halting-place, fresh and glowing in its delicate tints of white and red. At these we make a dead set. We leave Ma-foo to purchase the choicest ribs and cutlets he can see, for really we can stand the rushing and crushing no longer. Having become the focus and centre of attraction to everybody, all trade is suspended, stalls deserted, and we are hemmed in by a heaving herd of pragmatical creatures, who almost devour us with anxious curiosity and wonderment; threatening impending overthrow to all movables in the vicinity, and terrifying the keepers of sundry cooking and eating establish- ments, where square fids of cheesy-looking bean curd, and tremulous milky-coloured slices of starch jelly, are enticingly laid out ready for the hissing, spluttering pan; piquant spreads of the most savoury combinations are also waiting to be served up to the hungry dealers, who now entirely forget L 146 HORSE AND CATTLE MARKET. the danger to which they expose them, in their mad hurry to get a peep at us. So we move along, as civilly and politely as the heat and press will admit, noticing here and there that behind the stalls are good shops and houses, with clean exteriors; high stone walls, enclosing some residences of a superior class; while, conspicuous over all the sign-boards, is that of the pawnbroker. At the end of the street, on one side, lie, as still as if dead, scores of tender porklings and mature porkers, their loco- motion prevented by their fore legs having been tied back over their shoulders securely enough to forbid their using them ever so little; while a tall, almost black, drover —a very model of a pork-eater—in the meanest costume, tends the bristly flock with a long whip, which however seems to be but little required. At the other side is the pony, mule, and donkey market, and, perchance, that also for cattle, where the knowing ones are showing off the animals they are disposed to part with, while the buyers are carefully examining, in the sunshine and in the shade, the eyes of their intended purchases, attentively handling the limbs of their beasts, running them up and down the rough street, with and without a rider, wheeling and twisting and flogging them about, or gagging the vicious, in order to scan their teeth and learn their age. The spots where the smaller articles are sold become fewer ; the wares are more promiscuous and less in demand; wedges of dye-stuff are mixed with thread and tinware, and even confectionary ; the houses have gaps of garden between, and become scarce; until, in a few minutes more, we are again in the country. We have passed through a town strikingly resembling one of our own, in some of our more remote rural districts during market day. Under some spacious trees I await the arrival of the groom with the provisions for our midday treat ; but, PLEASURE PARTIES. 147 when he appears, the silly fellow brings nothing, having forgotten that the money was in the cart, and that this was now a good mile ahead, with no chance of its being overtaken until it had gone half a mile farther. Grievously bemoaning our disappointment, and trying to suppress a feeling of resentment towards the cause of it, we hurried on. For some distance the road was lively enough — strings of carts laden with marketable stuff, and long single files of pack-ponies, going to or returning from the town, creaked and clattered along. Presently one or two long, stiff, lumbering platforms on wheels rumbled slowly by, freighted with family traps. Yellow and wrinkled matrons were perched on bundles of straw, and mindfully shielded from jar or shock by pillows and cushions disposed around them. They were out for the day, and were evidently got up in their best style; dear old creatures! looking as cheerful as if their lives had ever been all sunshine, and chatting in a vivacious vein, smirking towards their husbands or friends, who may have been flattering their little vanities, as they cuddled near them. With the most seductive grace imaginable, they sat in the jolting cart stiffly done up in their blue silk pelisses or jackets, with wondrous long wide sleeves, disclosing bare necks, large earrmgs pendent from the small, well-shapen ears, and hair gathered up on the crown like the handle of a shovel. It was perforated by silver skewers, and gaily decked out with complimentary-coloured flowers. A daughter or young wife would sometimes be of the party; but, alas! her natural beauty must needs be eclipsed by the employment of most unsightly cosmetics, though her coiffure might display more taste than that of the elderly ladies, in having, instead of the shovel handle, a long scoop like a shoe-lift, done up from before and behind on the top L2 148 RETURNING FROM MARKET. of the head, and two winglike expansions gummed out in the finest cohesiveness on each temple. These little family groups were pleasant to meet, they seemed so light-hearted; and we could not but regret that our uncouth presence startled them into the gravest pro- priety; even so far as to make the younger and fairer Hebes avert their painted faces in the most tantalising manner, and to transmute the loquacious, sprightly old dames into People returning from the Market. severely demure grandmothers. They dared not turn their countenances in our direction while we looked at them; though their quick dark eyes were busy enough wheeling outwards and inwards, squinting violently, as our position or the irregularities of the road required. When their backs were turned on us, as often as we chanced to look after them, their countenances displayed an irrepressible longing to see what was behind them. AN EQUESTRIAN TRAVELLER. 149 Then would come a gang of male travellers trudging under little loads, with rush or cane hats partially concealing their faces; then a troop of donkey-riders scudding along at a furious rate, on the smallest but hardiest of native Jeru- salems, to the jingling music of fancy bell-collars, with which those willing little long-hoofed animals are furnished; their great fat bodies swaying backwards and forwards, and the extensive flexible straw brims of their hats flapping up and down like the sails of a windmill in an unsteady breeze. Alone, further away from the noise and bustle, a stray Chinaman proceeded, sliding along easily on the shadiest side of the road, the pony he bestrides never advancing beyond a mild dog trot. This the solid even-minded rider could endure for hours, day after day; and perhaps such may be his present intention, for he is in what we might term complete marching order, that is, he is dressed in the ordinary way with the umbrageous hat, a fan—the never absent attendant —stuck behind his neck, and the cool white cotton jacket and trousers. In addition, there is a sword and avery large dark-painted paper umbrella secured under one thigh; behind him, rolled up into a sort of valise, is a large sheet of yellow waterproof paper or cotton for a rainy day. He straddles widely over the pyramid formed by the saddle and the carpet rug, which by day accommodates, in. two immense pouches on each side, all his bulky travelling equipment. This now incommodes those cleanly-attired legs very much, but at night it gives him a soft bed in the roadside inn, when without it he would have to rest uneasily upon the bricks. Mounted on this pillion, with a well-filled tobacco- pouch, from the neck of which sticks out the long black stem of the pipe dangling at his side, he looks a very happy pilgrim indeed. Another town with an almost unpronounceable, and cer- tainly unwriteable name, is passed through without dis- playing anything to commend it to our notice. We here had 150 A WELCOME RECOGNITION. a rencontre with a Tien-tsin merchant on a small scale, who had, strange to say, found his way to such a far-off place. As soon as the alarm of our approach was raised, he bounced out of a shop, stopped and saluted us with the familiar ‘ chin chin,’ as if glad to see us, and made one or two abortive attempts to get up a conversation in the diabolical Canton- English. He produced an effect on the spectators very different to that he intended, for, in reply to all the questions we asked him, he could only muster the monosyllable ‘ yes,’ and looked very confused and silly. Notwithstanding, we were right glad to observe that he was neither ashamed nor afraid to acknowledge his acquaintanceship with the strangers, and this so far augured well for our enter- prise. The incomprehensible road again bent away round towards the hills, rising higher and changing the character of the scenery; but to its disadvantage. The sand becomes finer and deeper, and invades the fields; the crops become stunted and thin, and cultivation is on the wane everywhere. As an inevitable concomitant, the villages begin to lose their bright aspect; the houses showing too frequently neglect and in- difference in the unsightly blocks of undressed stones heaped on each other, without any regard to building or plastering; and on these rude walls rested roofs quite flat or but slightly concave—a proof of the dryness of the climate, at any rate. The people, too, are very poor and squalid, and the naked children encased in layers of mud and dirt. Yet, in this un- likely place, attention is paid to education, and there are schools in the poverty-haunted temples, through the open doors of which little soiled faces and ragged suits can be discerned, and humdrum sing-song infantile voices send out their lessons in chorus—as we remember they did some years ago, and may do now, in infant schools at home. The sand reached its limit at last on the outskirts of a A LAND FENCE. 151 straggling hamlet, and before us there scarcely appeared anything but a rusty-coloured sheet of crunching sand, denying sustenance to every living thing; fortunately for our little party, now lying treacherously still; but only awaiting the slightest puff of a north-east wind to whirl up into the air, and cover everything within miles of its present bed with a coverlet of siliceous dust. When the breeze wantonly shakes the tree-tops around the homesteads away down in the rich plain, the heavier substratum of angular chips and pebbles will be scattered with violence against the badly-built tenements up here, and cut, damage, and ruin the sickly fields of millet or maize. But on the edge of this waste, just where the red fiery hue begins to change into a warm yellow, and that again to melt into a cool faint green, long strips of shrivelled willows have been planted, and between their supporting stems thick rows of hardy shrubs, in which the drifting grit has found a lodgement, and formed banks of a sufficient height to offer a tolerably secure impediment to the incursions of the devas- tating shoals. This allows the ground behind them to be re- claimed and stocked with such plants as it may for the time be capable of bearing. How exactly in this device the Chinese have imitated Nature in making use of the only vegetation that would live in and bind together the fickle material into a stationary soil! On our own east coast we have seen the useful sea reed, or marrun grass, perform the same office unaided by man, and cementing the drifting sand into immovable banks, which sheltered the country beyond. Here the farmer had an advantage, though in all likelihood he never saw the plan adopted by Nature, for he had so arranged his nursery that the whole of the growing fence faced the impelling wind, and made every bush service- able in meeting it and entangling its burthen. No one was stirring on the road save odd, gipsy sort of men, who may have been looking for employment at some 152 DIVERSIFIED LANDSCAPE. one of the farms, or biding their time to purloin the where- withal to furnish a meal. Once we dropped on a dusty soldierlike young man, hobbling away on a pony, who unfolded his tail from around his head and jerked it down between his shoulders when he saw us,— the second mark of respectful recognition we had met during the day; at another time a passenger cart passed us, of the ordinary workhouse-hearse shape; and, on the driver giving the signal, the front screen was raised, and a snuffy-nosed old gentleman, wearing a monstrous pair of spectacles, stuck out his head like a Jack-in-the-box, and took full advantage of the few seconds allowed him to view the strangers, barbarians, whatever he chose to consider us. The landscape did not gain much in beauty as we toiled slowly on. The irregularity of the country gave the mules more collar and breeching work than they seemed to appre- ciate, the driver requiring to use rather frequently his stinging whip, and tur-r-r and chuck, to incite their dormant energies to action. Often the narrow road dipped low between deep cuttings in the high sand-banks, and then stood almost erect over the sloping side of a granite or limestone ridge, from which the great wide plain became discernible, with pretty valleys, perfect gardens of verdure, lying softly far down to the south ; carpets of harvest, toning from the golden yellow through every gradation down to the darkest green, streaked in lengthy bands by the russet-brown beds of rivers and streams now dry and bare, that intersected the rich expanse. At one part of the way, where the humblest cottage could not be ventured upon as a building,— so bleak and exposed was it between two high hills,—a good number of gloomy pines grew, throwing up flat circular tops like nothing else I can think of but a round table; and a scattered tithe of cypress and elm. On the velvety grass beneath them ran and fed an uncommonly large flock of crested larks, so pertina- THE BIRD OF JOY. 153 ciously keeping to the ground that, do all we could, they would scarcely take wing. Here also the pied and the scarlet-headed woodpecker flitted quickly from tree to tree as they were roused by our footsteps; the extremely elegant little hoopoe, with its arched crest of ruddy-buff feathers and long curved bill, coquetted with us as we tried to obtain a nearer look at it, alighting on the ground and commencing to toy with some juicy sod until we had got to within a short distance, then playfully perching on the branch of a tree when the prescribed interval between us had been reached. More numerous than any other of the winged stock of North China (though they can scarcely be so plentiful as in Ireland), there were numbers of the cunning, disreputable, white- scapulared magpies sagely eyeing our movements from every branch of nearly every tree, and leisurely calculating their chance of being disturbed before fluttering a feather. We have always held the saucy fellow in great esteem, for does not his chattering remind us that the accomplished daughters of Pierus were, by the offended Muses, metamorphosed into the social but songless ‘ Pica Caudata,’ for no other reason than that they challenged the tuneful Nine to a vocal com- petition; and have we not all sorts of superstitions about him as a bird of omen? Among the people through whose country we are seeking to travel a few hundred miles, he is no less a favourite ; and, as well as being ominous of good or evil, he is supposed to be and is named the ‘ Bird of Joy,’—a designation that may have come in with the present dynasty, who have, if the legend in which this bird plays such a prominent part is to have any weight, very much to thank it for. Can we offer any reason why we should doubt the truth of the tradition, when the liberal and enlightened Emperor Kien Lung, of Lord Macartney’s time,— the scholar sovereign of the Mantchu race,— believed and asserted that the Kin,— the ‘ golden tribe ’— a savage and illiterate horde, 154 THE MANTCHU ORIGIN. —the ancestors of the Mantchus, and who, between the twelfth and thirteenth centuries, expelled the Leang dynasty * from the northern provinces of China, and with the Sung dynasty divided the sway of the empire, from which they were driven before the conquering Mongols, and chased into the recesses and fastnesses of the wild Songari and Usuri valleys, where they must have suffered greatly—owed their origin to one Kioro—a wonderful character —who was born of a celestial virgin in the mystic shades of their unknown country ? When North China was contemptuously said by the early and then comparatively refined Chinese to be tenanted by ‘demons and devils,’ as many years before the Christian era as have elapsed since, the traditional genealogy wanders back, and it is thus recorded in their chronology. The first supernatural intimation of the subsequent glory of the family was given at Chang pih Shan,—the ‘ Long White Mountain,’ —which is alleged to be more than 250 li, or upwards of sixty miles high! On the summit of this very lofty moun- tain was a lake twenty-seven miles in circumference, from which sprung three rivers; and near this lake it was inti- mated by an unearthly voice that ‘This land will produce a holy man, who shall unite in one all nations!’ At the foot of the mountain was a pool of water, to which, the story says, three divine females came to bathe. One day, after the customary ablution (what a pity the modern Celes- tials do not follow the cleanly example thus set them), a spiritual bird,—the enchanted magpie,— with a peculiar sort of fruit in its bill, flew towards them, and, with a sapient eye for beauty, selected the loveliest damsel, named Ke, and slyly smuggled the gift it bore into her garments, where she soon discovered it. Presently, unable to resist its tempting * In the books of whose reign it is mentioned that an extraordinary custom prevailed which excited great attention, ‘that people sat with their legs hanging down,’ that is, they began to sit on chairs or stools. THE BIRTH OF KIORO. 155 appearance, she consigned it to her mouth, and thence to: her stomach; but with the most unlooked-for and disastrous results, for, instead of being affected by the unhealthy fruit, as we have been by what we have purchased and devoured in the market town, she immediately brought forth a son, who could speak as soon as he was born! In this respect he far excelled the third patriarchal emperor of the ‘distant country of the Seres,’ who is re- ported to have been able to talk as soon as he was weaned from the breast—was elected to the throne at twelve years of age, and soon after discovered the invaluable properties of — ‘That trembling vassal of the Pole, The feeling compass, Navigation’s soul ;’ and whose person and figure were beyond all parallel. To this precocious prodigy Kioro, the same mysterious voice that had prognosticated his birth said, ‘Heaven has borne you to tranquillise disordered nations.’ After his birth his deified, but rather heartless mother disappeared, and the boy, having strong inclinations towards self-preservation, constructed a barque, in which he placed himself, and, like another Moses, was floated down by the current of a certain river to a distant shore. He ascended the bank, broke off willows, with which he framed a seat, and when it was finished, having nothing else to do, he sat down in the wilderness, where he might have remained to this day, had it not happened that in the new land there were contending chieftains, who fought, and, as a natural and inevitable sequence, hurt and killed to a large extent. One of these sanguinary savages went to the river to draw water, and on the way beheld our hero calmly surveying, from his willow throne, all the country around, to which he had, no doubt, in his own opinion, an indisputable right. Hurry- ing back, he lost no time in spreading the marvellous news, 156 THE GUARDIAN MAGPIE. and: described the astonishing appearance of the stranger. The people speedily mustered and marched down to interro-. gate the marvellous child as to his name and surname, pedigree, and intentions towards them: to all of which queries he said, ‘I was born of the Celestial female, Foo-koo- lun (was he ashamed of his parent’s original name? or had he forgotten it ? or had she, in order the better to escape justice, given him a fictitious one?), and am ordained by Heaven to settle your disordered state.’ ‘Heaven has brought forth a holy one,’ they exclaimed ; and forthwith endowed him with the dignity and attributes of a sovereign. Under his auspices and guidance they fixed their abode at the city of Go-to-le, in the uninhabited wilderness of Go-han- hwuy, to the east of the Long White Mountain; from whence they named their country Man-chow. But it seems that the tutelary magpie’s functions were not to be dispensed with for some time to come; for it happened after this that the people of Man-chow rebelled, reversed and smashed the constitution, and in their violence slew all the members of the reigning family with the ex- ception of one boy, who was named Fan-cha-kin. He fled into the forests to save his life. He was closely pursued by the destroyers, who would soon have settled his claims, had not the bird of good omen, in the nick of time, alighted on his devoted head, and sitting there, as audaciously cool as he now does on that ragged pine branch, deceived the anxious eyes of the hunters. They, spying his black head, neck, and breast—so richly glossed with green, purple, and blue—and the unsullied white portions of his breast and wings, resting motionless on an old rotten trunk of a tree— as they believed —went off in another direction. In this way the original family was preserved from * extinction, and the lustrous-plumaged, mischievous magpie is honoured with the happy appellation, and humoured in its RESPECT PAID TO IT. 157 wanton freaks instead of being destroyed, while the Tartars are said to commemorate on the spot the incident in which it so seasonably averted the entire destruction of the Pure Dynasty.* * Morrison’s Chronology. 158 CHAPTER XI. THE TOWN OF LANCHOW —A NATURAL FOOTED BEAUTY — NATIVE MER- CHANT — EATING HOUSES —THE LAN-HO— AN ARCADIA — BEAUTIFUL LANDSCAPE — TRAVELLING SOLDIERS—-GREEDY BOATMEN —A _ BEAU SABREUR —HIS FRIENDLY INTERPOSITION—- THE SNUG INN AT SHIH MUN — NORTH CHINA DWELLINGS, AND THEIR PECULIARITIES — GARDENS — STONE AND BRICK — ABSENCE OF MONUMENTS AND PAUCITY OF SCULPTURE. NCE more the road takes a dive downwards towards a better class of houses, set off by a group of fine old weeping willows, wheels round them—again ascends, and behold, far before us, and rather to our right on the very top of a commanding hill, rising high above the surrounding level, stands nobly out from the sky the Pharos-like pagoda of Lanchow, very much resembling indeed, from our point of view, a majestic lighthouse perched on-a bold headland, with its closely-aggregated, projecting eaves stuck out from its sides as if it were the petrified body of a mammoth centipede. This edifice was an excellent landmark, as our course lay through the town of Lanchow, and nothing further was required but to take the first by-lane or path that led off in its direction. It proved a good two hours’ ride, through, at first, segregated farm steadings, slowly improving the farther we bent into the plain—then neat cottages gathered between them, and at last orchard, garden, paddock, and village entirely supplanted the wide fields—becoming tree- shaded lanes wound out and in, doubled back and twisted forward, until extrication from the pleasant maze looked all but feasible. A greater turn than usual carried us within sight of a A NORTH CHINA BEAUTY. 159 high parapeted brick wall, with two-storied towers at each angle, almost hid in the foliace of massive old willows growing within the enclosure. Between us and the wall was a wide strip of bare shingly ground, that might have been the old bed of a river, and in front, in the middle of the crenelated wall, was the gateway. This we made for, fully resolved to inspect the interior of the town, in spite of mobbing and dust raising. As everything was externally tranquil—indeed, we saw no one stirring —our apprehensions were not strong on these points. Scarcely had we crossed the open and reached the entrance when a good-looking young woman, leading a little boy, emerged from the archway. Too late to turn back without betraying alarm or fear, and too modest to advance until we had passed beyond, she undecidedly took up her stand on the narrow ledge of stonework that served as a foundation to the heavy mass of the wall, and gave us the undeniable pleasure of her countenance with the most imperturbable self-possession and yet inquisitive timidity. She must have been a ‘ Tartar,’ or a violent innovator on the prevailing customs and costumes, or offender against the sumptuary laws that sway the feminme as well as the masculine tastes of the Chinese, for she infringed the first in undauntedly , yet not indelicately, turning her face full on us, and half-smilingly ogled us in fair return for the stare we could not help being guilty of under such dazzling temptation. Oh, those glancing orbs! no other eyes could compare with them in brightness, and no words could express their splendour. It is needless to say that — ‘Her eye’s dark charm ’twere vain to tell, But gaze on that of the gazelle, It will assist thy fancy well, As large, as languishingly dark, But soul beamed forth in every spark, That darted from beneath the lid, Bright as the jewel of Giamschid.’ 160 SAILING UNDER FALSE COLOURS. The description is inadequate. All I can say is, that the fascination of those dark twinklers exceeded anything I had beheld in the East —it was something more splendid and gloom-dispelling than ‘wavy ripples.’ In addition to such attraction, were cheeks like the almond flower, lips like the peach’s bloom, eyebrows as the willow leaf; and, when she moved to a more comfortable standing- place, footsteps like the lotus flower. The contour of the face was slightly oval, the features regular and pleasing, with no tendency to the pug nose and coarse lips one sees every day in the streets. There was, too, such a sweet dimpled chin! But, greatly to our chagrin, it wore a glaring mask of paint and powder — sailing ambitiously under false colours. That comely face and faultlessly chiselled neck, and the womanly brow that must have been fair before, are all grievously soiled with gypsum or some other blanching substance spread over them; a rather strong and irregular tinge of carnation ornaments each cheek, and the small mouth is made a little too con- spicuous by the large daub of crimson placed on the middle of the pouting underlip ; the eyebrows are gracefully em- bowed into a thin crescentic line of intense black, that overhung lids not deformed by too much of the almond- shaped slit between them; at their inner corners on the base of the nose is a small circular patch of vermilion, and a larger one on each temple. From each of the exquisitely moulded ears hung a heavy ring of jade-stone of the real ‘fait-sooay’ colour. The hair— sleek and dark — is gathered up in two bows on each side, and the back hair hangs in a long plait down the back, while between the bows flutters a large blue butterfly on the slightest movement of her head, setting off this style of wearing the hair in quite an artful way. The neck was uncovered—unless by the paint—and the whole of the figure, except just the bottoms of a pair of STAINED FINGER-NAILS. 161 light pink trousers, was hid by a long wide robe of figured blue silk, bound with white, on which a perfect menagerie of birds and beasts was embroidered. The cuffs of the very roomy sleeves were turned up with the same material, on which a landscape of some kind or other was delineated by the same laborious method. The little feet—thanks be to fate—were natural, and nicely exhibited in a pair of shoes that, for brightness of hue and elegance of design in the flowers that covered them, might have been borrowed from the choicest collec- tion in the Sultan’s harem; though the clumsy addition of a thick white cloggy sole, in shape like a small inverted pyramid, did not quite satisfy us in the hasty survey we were making. The only hand we could see was that by which she led the child — who watched us uneasily, lolling a finger about in its mouth—but that was a perfect model of beauty, and white as beauty could require, though the nails —we could notice — were perhaps a trifle too long, and moreover were dyed a brownish-yellow by the red Fungseén flower —a little piece of vanity, by the bye, introduced during the Sung dynasty, some eight or nine centuries ago—and to which, if we are not mistaken, the Turkish ladies at Con- stantinople.and the Tartar girls in the Crimea are rather partial. The wrist was encircled by a white jade-stone bracelet. The costume struck us as an easy and a graceful one — barring those thick soles to the handsome slippers — with the colours well assorted as to harmony. Nor was the get- up of the hair to be cavilled at; it must have cost an infinity of time and patience. In brief, those magnificent eyes and that softly-elegant cast of features, constituted a peculiar kind of beauty, of which in China we had hitherto met no example. The havoc created in our susceptible hearts would have M 162 LANCHOW. been all but irreparable had that vile abomination of paint been removed, and the natural tint of the complexion been allowed to enhance the lady’s other charms : “Tf ladies be but young and fair, They have the gift to know it.’ Our bella donna was no exception to the rule, for with an arch smile and a pert toss of the head, and another bewilder- ing glance from the eyes, she enlightened her admirers as to her own opinion of her attractions. The high gateways, by which it was necessary we should pass before getting into the town, were in perfect condition. They had been built with an eye to durability; and the thick nail-studded gates that opened on little wooden wheels, and were now fastened by bolts to the cheeks of the arches, showed no marks of decay. Like many, if not all, of the walled towns of the north, Lanchow is encompassed by a nearly square wall, each side of which faces one of the car- dinal points, and is furnished with a double gateway. The outer one pierces the side of a wide, semicircular, crenelated bastion, and leads to a partially paved court, from which the inner one led, at an acute angle to the other, through the straight line of wall into a principal street. The usual two- storied rampart towers, with their picturesque curled-up gables to each story, though untenanted and slightly in want of repair, were not in ruins. Within the inner gate, at the commencement of the street in which we found ourselves, was a small wooden house, before which an old man sat betattered and dreamy, smoking —the guard of the city gate—and, in all human probability, the sole representative of what may once have been a garrison —the only tangible relic of a mythical ten thousand—looking as sorry, and rust-eaten, and inefficient as the half-dozen lances, pikes, halberds, and grappling hooks reared in ter- rorem in a shaky wooden stand near him on the roadside. A TIEN-TSIN MERCHANT. 163 Though belonging to a second-rate city or town, the square enceinte did not appear to be more than one and a half or one and three-quarters of a mile in circumference, and Lanchow, unlike every other town we have seen similarly fortified, possessed no suburb—all trade and stir was within the embrace of the lofty structure, which seemed degraded and out of harmony with the interior, and must have been erected for the protection of better houses and more valuable property than now meet the eye on the sides of the wide street. Its commercial transactions can only be insignificant, for the shops, though tolerably large and good, and the shop- keepers generally well-dressed and fat—an infallible index of their prosperous condition—were few, and the counters and shelves displayed nothing but native goods. This may not be the case long, however, for one of the mob of spectators who thronged from every lane and door to stare at us, advanced frankly from among his neighbours and told us, in as much of the lingua franca as his business vocations had permitted him to pick up from the British, that he was a ‘Tien-tsin merchant.’ He was glad to enter into a brief conversation, in which both parties endeavoured to serve themselves—the one in discovering our object in travelling such a great distance from the Tien-tsin garrison, and the other in ascertaining the most convenient resting-place for the night, which was approaching rapidly. It sounded strange to hear this fellow attempting to con- verse in English in this place, where Briton never had been before, and to watch the avidity with which those who clung to his skirts listened and tried to repeat the words after him, as if they had found the key to a new puzzle, highly amusing and curiously wonderful—but such incongruous sounds were more likely to excite mirth than meditation. Lanchow is great in its kitchens and eating-houses, if it does not boast of an extensive trade; and the exhibition the citizens make by their ample preparations for a numerous M 2 164 KITCHENS AND EATING-HOUSES. dining-out population impresses us as novel. There were spacious apartments crowded with little tables and stools arranged for parties of four or five. Independent family coteries were assembled for the purpose of drinking tea, and chewing the seeds of the water-lily, which a lad is anxiously employed in roasting at one of the outside stove-pans, tossing and turning them over the hot metal and mixing them with a coarse meal or sawdust to prevent their being unequally done—others were waiting for the highly-seasoned olios and powerfully aromatic stews that were squealing, bubbling, and boiling, in every row of cauldrons on the earthen pavement, over which the fat blue-aproned cooks stood steaming and blowing in the vapoury but delectable clouds, while little urchins pulled and pushed the horizontal bellows-handles to accelerate the speed of the culinary operations. In some these were only beginning, in others they were drawing to an embarrassing close—if the frequent tastings, and lip-smack- ings, and supervening cogitations are symptomatic of that epoch in the life of a maitre de cuisine in other countries—but all went on out of doors and in the unmitigated sunny glare. It did not take long to leave the east gate of the city behind us—we had entered by the west—and we were again among the pleasant gardens and whirling under the ar- borescent shade, where old and young were scraping, picking, and irrigating so assiduously as not to heed our intrusion. After about half a mile’s marching and countermarching, seemingly to no ‘purpose, the leafy intricacy was penetrated, and we got a full view of the lovely plain through which the Lan-hé river flows. It was a highly gratifying sight, that right well repaid us for the little hardships we had encountered, and was worthy of the praises bestowed on it; willingly indeed we declared that it far excelled all those snatches of pleasant scenery to be met with around Peking, on which we had lavished eulogiums of a very exalted character, after the dismal muddy days we had passed at the mouth of the Peiho. THE LAN-HO. 165 This river, the Lan-hé, may yet be remembered as figuring among the minor incidents of the war just terminated. By pointing out its proximity to Zehol to the late Emperor, Hien Fung, before he fled to that obscure imperial residence beyond the Great Wall, the less influential, but possibly better dis- posed, portion of the community at Peking tried to dissuade His Majesty from flight. They used their best arguments to induce the frightened monarch to await among them the progress of events, alleging that in the capital there would be no more risk than at the Tartar palace. Our gun-boats, they declared, could easily find their way from the Eastern Sea up the Lan-hé, to the very walls of the refuge, which they would be sure to knock about his ears with shot and shell. In. the early days of Jesuit pioneering at the Chinese court, Du Halde mentions that Father Gerbillon, in the com- pany of ambassadors and princes, in a journey far to the northward of our present position, crossed and recrossed it, and several times encamped on its banks. It is described as a stream, or very small river, traversing a somewhat poor country, scantily inhabited and as sparely cultivated. But at Lanchow no such complaint could be preferred against either the river or the adjacent country. Here was in the lower ground ‘ A soft landscape of mild earth, Where all was harmony, and calm, and quiet, Tuxuriant, budding.’ Away some four or five miles to the north, grey hills, extending in serried pinnacles and jags east and west into cloudland, rose, assuming all sorts of phantom forms through the fleecy mists of the far-distant space. Through what looks like a narrow gorge or cleft in the bosom of these giants,— fringed for some way up their sides by noble trees, —jissues the sleepy river, flowing in an easy curve towards its by no means tortuous channel southwards. White cot- tages wander along its course far up the gorge, now nearly 166 PAGODA AND TEMPLE. enclosed in a delicious setting of varied green, there heaped on a low mound, the front or gable end becomes conspicuous ; the first, with a door in the middle and a window on each side, stare down the cleft as if they were the ocular and olfactory features of a pallid, lurking Cyclops; the latter, with a single black aperture in their pearly surface, like the entrance to a tunnel ina chalk cliff; presently other dwellings glint out in the sunshine from the jasper-and-gold coloured mass, like snowflakes. Everything in this unexpected Arcadia was a sheet, a clump, or a tuft of emerald and olive green, near the low banks of the water, and in the full bloom of an advanced summer. To our left, between the town and the hills, from the middle of the highly-cultivated level in that direction springs an abrupt and rather stately hillock, on which the ‘eye rested with curious delight, for it was decked and capped by groups of those pretty little temples that form such a distinctive feature in Chinese scenery. They were perched in the most arbitrary manner around a larger struc- ture of the stereotyped religious style of architecture, and embellished by harsh, bristly, gloomy fir trees—favoured emblems of long life to the imaginations of our friends, but symbols of grief and loneliness to ours, and very much out of keeping, too, with such a glad scene. On our right, to the south of the town, rich sweeps of green millet and maize roll.and heave in long lines, without break or interruption, until they impinge against the blue horizon. Then comes a hill more than five hundred feet in height,— the Pagoda hill. The summit is crowned not only by the peculiar building of that name and shape, that stands so near the brink of the steepest face of the precipitous crag as to appear ready to topple over, were it not maintained in situ by some invisible power, but also by a neat little house of the dovecot fashion,— probably another temple,— peeping over into the cheerful picture below from between two or TRAFFIC ON THE LAN-HO. 167 three aged pines standing within a tiny palisade of millet stalks. On the opposite side of the river, about half a mile from it, and running from the hills parallel to its left bank, descends an abrupt ridge, densely clothed with trees, until it gra- dually smooths down into the universal level, dotted along its sides and crest with many a flat-roofed cottage, half buried in luxuriant vegetation. Ornamental trees, orchards, and cereals, rested as securely in their undisturbed paradise, as if their owners knew nothing of the internecine feuds that were destroying the nation. It was impossible to look on such a beautiful picture, now in its fairest and most felicitous colouring, without fervently wishing it might never be changed into a landscape of ruin and sorrow, made up of burning roof-trees, forsaken fields sprinkled with the blood of their tillers, and broken-hearted beggars haunting the devastated spots on hill and in valley! But a few minutes’ ride was required to bring us alongside of the Lan-hé, the muddy waters of which it was necessary to ferry, the width at present being not much less than two hundred yards, but, by the broad sandy beach on the other side, at certain seasons it must be at least two hundred more. There was some little life and motion going on on the right bank, caused by the boat traffic passing up and down, as well as by the presence of the ferry-boats poling and pushing their promiscuous loads about from side to side. A minia- ture fleet of tiny, long, narrow, canoe-like lighters, without keels, and alike square at stem and stern to admit of their being lashed to each other in strings, are moored to the low alluvial bank, on which their crews are hurriedly preparing the evening meal, or are hard at work transferring to the shore the cargoes of rice, salt, and other native produce brought up by these craft of light draught from the junks which had penetrated from the Gulf up the river, until the shallowness of the water stopped their farther advance. 168 BOAT TRACKING. Various detachments, consisting each of half a dozen or more .boats, joined bow to stern, filled with merchandise of some kind or other, were pulled up against the stream — which must have been running down at the rate of a mile and a half an hour — by nude gaunt figures, tanned to the deepest brown by the hot rays of the sun; their bram-pans being alone shielded from its frizzling effects by a blue sort of turban. Their bodies were nearly bent double by the heavy strain put upon them, and their chests were deeply indented by the bamboo which passes diagonally across the breast, and to which is tied the long end of the tracking-cord attached to the slender mast of the leading boat — the only mast in the fleet. Wearily they plod on, two or three to a line, keeping step, and each pulling his just share of the burden, never talking, and but rarely hiccuping a low monotonous melody; while the dark-faced fellow who crouches down in the stern of the last skiff with a clumsy oar keeps the flotilla clear of the sides and from shoals, as it floats away towards the mountains on its passage perhaps to Zehol, far beyond their impracti- cable heights. Some of these dusky slaves came to look at us in the most irreverent and shameless manner, evidently thinking no more of exhibiting themselves before strangers without a garment than we would of appearing before them without gloves. A large square enclosure of the never-failing millet straw, with a range of bothies at one side of the same material daubed with mud, is nearly filled by teams of quadrupeds eating out of mangers, with their carts, owners, and drivers, all awaiting their turn to cross by the busy ferry. We were obligingly permitted to avail ourselves of the first boat coming alongside, by those who were ready for embarkation,—so, after the indispensable amount of difficulty and delay consequent on unyoking the skittish mules, wheel- THE FERRY ON THE LAN-HO. 169 ing the cart up a narrow wooden inclined plane to the flush deck, jumping the animals on board from the shore, when everything else had been stowed away, the cranky vessel was pushed off, and we were vigorously engaged in soothing or coercing the more alarmed quadrupeds on their departure from the shore. The depth of the river here was in no part more than eight feet, with in some places a rocky bottom, in others sand or alluvium. Below, and not far from the ferry track, a small dry shoal, covered with rushes and tenanted by various members of the gull family, lay in the middle of the stream, offering an insurmountable obstacle to the passage of anything through the remaining navigable portions, save the light skiffs employed by the natives. On the opposite side a large convoy of heavy country carts, covered with the mud of many days’ travel, was halted for the arrival of boats to convey them across. They were transporting a number of soldiers towards the west, and were encumbered by a very promiscuous stock of baggage, packed and slung below and above the semicircular neat roof, leaving only room sufficient for one or two passengers to lie on the boards. Muzzles of matchlocks, tufted heads of spears, leathern quivers filled with arrows, and heavy swords, were artfully displayed under cover, to show the warlike mission of their wearers. While the mules were being disembarked and harnessed again on the shingly beach, several of these eastern warriors collected around us and were intensely curious about all they saw, especially admiring our saddles and bridles, and our boots; even going so far as to apply the sense of touch to the cloth of our coats and trousers—extolling loudly the quality and fashion of our apparel and equipment. One, who appeared to be the leader, and who certainly exhibited more intelligence and address than any of his fellows, made himself very busy, and had apparently more 170 A TIMID WARRIOR. purpose in his inquiries; and with him, until the tardy cart was ready, we sought to fraternise. With much of the dare-devil revealed in his youthful but hard features, and as much swagger and style in his carriage and bearing as a newly-promoted French sous- officier, he was as timid and scared as any schoolboy when we began to talk to him. He was tall and well proportioned, and as erect as if he had been all his days in the hands of a Western drill sergeant; his glossy well-plaited queue was wound jauntily round his head — and with it worn in this way every Chinaman looks well—the end of the heavy black silk cord with which it was incorporated dangling saucily over the right shoulder ; his figure was well set off by the loose white jacket partially covering his arms and chest; and a thick blue cotton sash was around his waist, in which were stuck two long wooden-handled dirks, bound together for some mysterious purpose by leathern thongs. He wore a pair of wide-legged blue cotton trousers, tied round the ankle by a broad white bandage, and ornamented from thence to the knee with a profusion of wreaths and swirls in black velvet, until in front of the knee the character ‘Shau’—meaning longevity—terminated the gay embroidery. By this he was distinguished from his brother soldiers, who were but coarsely clad. The nails on his delicate fingers were long enough to serve as marrow-spoons, and his shoes, though dust-stained, were superior to the cobbled-up old sandals of his comrades. In short, our youthful friend was nothing less, in our eyes, than a beau sabreur of a peaceful nation; a dandy swinge- buckler or sworder among unarmed villagers, and a veritable Mars when gallantly endeavouring to storm the hearts of the dark glancing beauties by whose homes he passed. Jn return for the close inspection he had made of us, we imagined we were fairly entitled to ask him some little ques- tions, and to request a look at his side-arms, but he quickly UNSCRUPULOUS BOATMEN. 171 retired beyond our reach, and eyed us for a few minutes rather doubtingly, until, struck with the ridiculous idea of such a valiant-looking person going to fight the battles of his country with ‘longevity’ on his legs, we laughingly enquired the meaning of such a whimsical device. He skulked away out of sight among the waggons, evidently taken aback at such unwonted liberties. When we were ready to resume our journey, the groom was told to pay the ferrymen some small sum for their trouble, but the two rascals—ereat, ill-favoured individuals— would take nothing less than their demand of one thousand cash, and looked in every way ready to make a row of it. Ma-foo fruitlessly exerted his persuasive eloquence ; in vain M. threatened to re-cross to Lanchow, there to protest before a mandarin his determination not to pay between four and five shillings for what, at most, cost no more than a few cash to an ordinary traveller. Things were in a fix, words were running high, a boisterous altercation was imminent — for both sides seemed resolved not to surrender the slightest tithe of their claims— and the evening was approaching—at this crisis the bashful soldier came up, listened for a few moments to the dispute, and then took the elder of the boatmen aside. He plied the fellow with such irresistible reasoning, that presently we were immensely astonished by an announcement that all had been settled! There was nothing to pay, and we had permission to depart. The would-be extortioners at once betook themselves to their boat, and were soon aiding the tired waggon conductors to get their loads on board. Our amiable friend having accomplished this essential service, modestly maintained a distant position, where he kept posturing gracefully at the bow of the boat, out of reach of our thanks. We made no attempt to alter this arrangement, as we were confident that this was one of those ferries maintained in lieu of a bridge 172 BEAUTIFUL EVENING. by the Chinese government for the public service, and for the gratuitous passage of wayfarers across the river. The fellows had tried to extort this large sum, presuming on our ignorance and inability to resist, as we were travelling without the slightest semblance of protection or authority from their officials. Upon leaving the dry sand and shingle of the now attenuated river’s bed, the road ascended the abrupt heights in a rather disagreeable uphill fashion, that tried the strength and endurance of our team, and the tough texture of the gear and traces of twisted thongs. But the summit was gained without any mishap, after a short though active spurt for four or five hundred yards, during which the mules had exhibited such decided symptoms of fatigue, that it was as much a matter of necessity as of humanity to give them a sufficient rest. It was but doing simple justice to ourselves and the landscape we had quitted, to bestow on it another survey before bidding adieu to one of the prettiest prospects it had been our good fortune to meet in this land, for down in that valley, spread out under that intensely blue sky that was undiscoloured by cloud, lay as serene a picture of beauty and rural tranquillity as the heart of man could desire to find in any quarter of the world. We halted in a little village surrounded by orchards and great wide-spreading walnut trees, that threw dark masses of foliage over cottage and garden; and near us stood a rude Artesian well, from which the good folks drew deliciously cool and sweet water. The afternoon was so clear, that the eye could scan for many miles over the country through which we had traversed. Almost at our feet, the Lan-hé meandered gently along the edge of the plain, like a wide streak of black paint, until lost in the corn-land a long way south, and in the gully between those towering peaks in the opposite direction. On its CHARMING LANDSCAPE. 173 surface men and boats appeared like so many water-scorpions leisurely swimming about or asleep under the tiny trees overhanging the water. Thence the plain rolled away in verdant sheets until stopped by the microscopic roofs of houses among the willows and fruit trees; then the fantastic turrets of the Lanchow wall threw up their sharp: dark edges over all; beyond to the left, the Pagoda hill uplifted its bluish-grey View of Lanchow. structure as boldly as does Ailsa Craig from the Frith of Clyde. On the other side, a confused array of jags and pinnacles, regular in height as the teeth of a saw, looking as if they would disappear altogether in the golden-and-violet sky, so sharp seemed their points, while in the gathering haziness of the evening, the temple hill—a Mons Paradisea fit for the gods—-softly reclined at the base of the mountains, as if it 174 THE SHIH MUN. had never been touched by the profane hand of Buddha’s followers. Long did we gaze across the pleasant expanse until the golden light of the sun followed him down behind the dusky-blue chain of rocks, and the rosy hues were quickly flymg beneath the irregular horizon, thiming away in intensity as they sank; then we somewhat unwillingly turned our faces towards the lonely stretch of unknown road yet to be got over. Every variety of British landscape had been stored away _in the treasure-house of memory, but none made so pleasant an impression, nor came to our recollections afterwards, clothed in so many charms, as the view just described. The narrow road wound and twisted over all sorts of outrageous heights and hollows; at one time doubling round the advanced end of a bank, at another over crumbling stony fragments thrust through its face; more frequently burrowing through deep cuttings, where the labour that had been be- stowed on them evinced the value put by the people of these parts on opening a means of communication with the river. Millet, and orchards, and willows were everywhere, prying faces of all ages stared down on us from the edges of the banks above, until, im the grey twilight, the straggling residences of stone or mud began to assume something like order, and formed themselves up in two long lines, between which we rattled over sundry stones, serving as an irregular pavement, and were pleased to be told that our destination for the night had been reached. We were in the town at the distance we had proposed at starting in the morning, and there was the inn—the ‘Shih Mun,’ or Rocky Portal, in which we might put up. Neither the disconsolate-looking tenements, standing as if hopelessly vacant, with their dull doors and windows unoccupied, nor the outside of the auberge, at the gate of which the muleteer halted, gave tokens of any uncommon degree of comfort or COMFORTABLE INN. 175 amity. To say the least of it, the locality bore a very sus- picious aspect, notwithstanding the combined protestations of Ma-foo and the carter to the contrary, and their bold and loud testimonies as to the excellences of the ‘Tien.’ J was at all times a little inclined to suspect the conduct and feelings of the natives, among whom chance ordained that I should trust myself during the watches of the night— not that I was afraid of them, or of any damage they might have inflicted, but I habitually kept a sharp look-out, so as not to be thrown off my guard. My misgivings were increased when, on making the customary survey before turning in, I discerned, a few dozen paces from the house, nailed high up against the grey corticose trunk ‘of an old willow, one of those horrid wooden golgothas, through the spars of which might be seen the revolting, corroded, black ‘caput mortuum’ of some unfortunate wretch, who, by com- mitting murder or robbery, had incurred the popular penalty of beheading. : Small time, however, was there for consideration. The cart and its attendants had passed the portal, and it was incumbent on us to follow suit. Our ponies needed no in- centive, but rushed eagerly into the quadrangle, where our unpleasant feelings ceased. We found ourselves in one of the snuggest little places we had yet seen in China, which indicated a nearer approach to civilisation than any of the hovels designated ‘inns’ occupied by us since our departure from Tien-tsin. The servants, far from manifesting those signs of fear or curiosity that had rendered their office a sinecure, came forward with alacrity. With as much ob- sequiousness as distinguishes the Johns and Thomases of Western lands, they took our ponies by the bridles while we dismounted, as if they had been all their lives accustomed to foreigners, and assisted the carter in unharnessing his fatigued pair of mules as if he had been an old acquaintance. The landlord, a fine, stately, strapping, middle-aged man, 176 A HEALTHY SITUATION. with as well-formed and good-humoured a set of features as host could wish to be furnished with—and a jolly countenance should be a speciality in a Boniface—came towards us streaking his thin moustache and giving one or two jerks of his head to adjust the luxurious plaited appendage between his shoulders, bestowing on us our guest rite in a very grace- ful genuflexion; his open face betraying not the slightest vestige of surprise, but rather pleasure at the rencontre, as if it said— ‘Sirs, you are very welcome to our house : It must appear in other ways than words, Therefore I scant this breathing courtesy.’ In a word, the greeting was of so warm a nature, that on the spot we found, as it were, a home; and we were domiciled for the next eight or nine hours of the twenty-four as securely and satisfactorily under the roof and auspices of this sober-complexioned worthy as if some twenty thousand miles, more or less, did. not intervene between us and the most commendable family hotel within the precincts of the world’s metropolis. There we remained, inhaling the pure invigorating mountain air, and delighting in as pleasant a hostelry, consistent with Chinese taste and ideas of accom- modation, as anyone, under the circumstances, could desire. At what must have been a very respectable elevation above the sea level, the temperature felt agreeably cool and even bracing. There needed no better proof of the sanitary con- dition of the place than the evidence of our own senses, when we had the opportunity of examining the healthy bloom on the cheeks of a crowd of robust individuals, who began to straggle into the enclosure as soon as they heard of our arrival. It was just the sort of place medical men would select as a sanatorium for people worn out by the sultry, relaxing heat of the plain; and it would have done credit to their choice. AN INN KITCHEN. 177 On two sides of the spacious yard, built up against the high stone walls, were numerous sheds and troughs for the ponies ; in front, facing the street, and communicating with the yard and that thoroughfare by two wide doors, were the servants’ hall, the kitchen, the public salle-d-manger, the dormitory for the reception of the humbler and less ostenta- tious class of wayfarers, and the general rendezvous for everybody,—saving and except the more aristocratic visitors, —all in one. From this sallied forth, when required, the host, the cook, the accountant, the scullion, the man-of-all-work,— we never in the whole course of the journey saw a female in one of these higgledy-piggledy abodes,—and the eager crowd, after they had discussed the best mode of paying us a visit; and into it our two followers were only too ready to dive when- ever our backs were turned, coming out again highly im- pregnated with the heavy alcoholic effluvium of Samshu, which acquisition led us to believe that the inn added dram- shop to its other functions. It was a low, murky, single-storied den, redolent of the powerful fumes of all sorts of volatile ingredients; therefore, keeping it at a respectful distance, we faced about. Beyond it, there was a temporary roof of fir-branches, raised on poles in the middle of the yard, with tables and chairs underneath for the use of those who preferred a shady retreat in the open air at midday to the sudorific indoors, and where the bona- Jide travellers took up their quarters. A regular series of one-storied stone-and-brick buildings stood at the bottom of a grassy knoll, on which the never- absent willow and pine-tree waved thickly and darkly against the sides of the precipitous mountains that rose immediately in their rear: their spinous ridges, now ominously wrapped in dense white clouds, indicated anything but fine weather. Under the leadership of our long white-robed cicerone, we were conducted to these neat little refuges, and indulged in N 178 THE INN COURTYARD. a peep at our apartment. The inspection was in every way calculated to please ; no difficuity was experienced in recon- ciling ourselves to such good luck, or in laying ourselves out for a night of supine enjoyment, as a sort of sequel to so many days’ saddle work. But, while preparations are being made for dinner, after we have imbibed the habitual quantity of pure cold water and a small basin of hot tea, according to Ma-foo’s prescription, let us take a look at the outside, and then at the inside, of this model habitation. Walking in the courtyard, we discover that our civil land- lord isa family man, and that his private quarters stand behind the other buildings, quite out of the way of ordinary traffic. We cast our eyes that way ; but not a creature is moving. The windows are completely hid by a low wall thrown up before them, which is whitewashed and covered with black .characters, expressing, or asking for, all sorts of good things. Finding nothing in this direction, we betake ourselves again to an examination of the skill and taste expended on the ground in front of our apartments, and find occupation enough. From one end of the range to the other, which is raised three or four steps above the level of the court, a wide space is partitioned off by an ingeniously plaited fence of millet stalk, and cut out in miniature terraces for the reception of plants in pots,—chiefly three varieties of hollyhock, the China aster, and some kinds of roses in full flower, that threw out a sweet perfume to the dewy night,—with an abun- dance of creepers clinging to the fence and festooning the front of the house,—crimson amaranths lending their gay colours to blend with the hues of the evergreen shrubs inter- spersed among them. At each side of the doorway, resting on rugged pillars of rockwork, are immense glazed vases filled with water, on the surface of which float fine specimens of the almost idolised NORTH CHINA DWELLINGS. 179 water lily—just on the point of blooming, with black and red gold fish swimming around the stems, and sporting under the great palmate leaves—curious-looking animals, with an extraordinary developement of the caudal fin, and eyes protruding far beyond their heads. In one corner are some dwarf fruit trees, the most notable of which is the species of citron called the ‘fingers of Buddha’—from the digitated manner in which the fruit grows—the plum-tree, and the peach, the double blossoms of which, in the early spring months, form such a beautiful spectacle in northern gardens. These signs of attention to embellishment and neatness gave quite a charm to the whole of the place, and tended more to please one with the establishment, than if it had been a great deal more pretending. The rooms, too, were fair models of the North China dwellings, and showed the same regard for the just disposition of the minor details. The entire building had been erected in the undeviating style of architecture of the country, embracing nothing either of grandeur or splendour, and scarcely boasting any- thing more than a series of roofs supported by plain walls, such as would mark the earliest attempts of a people re- linquishing the tents of a nomadic life. From the palace to the temple, and from the temple through all the different classes of tenement down to the lowest hovel of mud, the same primitive elements prevail, and are retained in what must be nearly all their early simplicity ; the only attempts at ornamentation being chiefly lavished on the roofs. In the south of China, and more especially in the larger cities—not excepting the more northern city of Shanghai—very many of the houses are two-storied, and furnished with a small wooden staircase inside ; in the north not a dwelling could we see of more than one story, save the larger temples at Peking and Tien-tsin, where a row of musty rooms were sometimes piled on the lower tier. The ground floor seems to be all that is necessary or x2 180 DISREGARD FOR STONE. desirable, in a land where cultivation demands so much space for the maintenance of the inhabitants, though for what reason it would be hard to discover, unless it be true that no structures are permitted to be raised higher than the temples, or that the female portion of the community, in consequence of their distorted feet, are considered unable to ascend or descend stairs; so that a wasteful extent of ground is covered by low buildings, and occupied by extravagantly proportioned courtyards, without any commensurate advantage. There is a sense of littleness in the general conception, of triviality and toyishness in all the details, that is imme- diately impressed upon the stranger, somehow or other, at first unfavourably. In time, however, he perceives a happy mixture of simplicity, and even elegance, in the light. and airy mansions, sufficient to demand some amount of admiration. The general absence of stone blocks in buildings of any height, the substitution for these of brick in thin weak walls, and a predominance of timber in the composition of all dwellings and public edifices, tend to early decay—a result very much accelerated by the heavy overdone roofs ; so that, like many things one sees, reads, and hears about in China, the national architecture presents a tottering, dilapidated appearance everywhere, even within the sacred precincts of the Imperial residence at Peking. Tt seems strange, that though the Chinese have an abundance of excellent granite and other stone, perhaps more easily wrought, in the lofty but accessible ranges of hills bordering the greater portion of the rich alluvial plain in which their principal cities and towns are situated, with rivers, streams, and canals on which to transport them, yet, except for some unimportant purpose, such as paving streets with slabs here and there, forming foundations for city walls, building bridges, or steps for doorways, they do not avail themselves of the advantage. They prefer the employment of brick and wood chiefly, if not altogether, in the erection of SCARCITY OF MONUMENTS. 181 public and private edifices, contrasting in this respect with the ancient Egyptians, who quarried and conveyed to great distances the indestructible granite rock wherewith to build and adorn those wondrous structures, those enduring remains of departed magnificence, which remain marvels to the traveller who rides among them for hundreds of miles in the valley of the Nile. Despising or fearing all without her wide boundaries—a comparatively refined nation when other countries were almost totally uncivilised, rendered independent by her immense wealth and wide range of climates, as well as by the industry of her peaceful subjects, of the kingdoms around— China has exercised but little influence in modify- ing or directing the progress of either the antique or modern world. Nevertheless, by maintaining an isolated self-reliant position, and inhibiting all intercourse with other peoples— building, inventing, labouring, and regulating after her own fashion, more for the present than the future—she has, according to Chinese notions, done all that was required to constitute her a great empire; while the Egyptians and Assyrians have been swept away, leaving nothing but their indelible traditions and fancies figured on the desolate fragments of grand temples and cities; and Greek and Roman have faded away, endowing, however, the art of our day with unrivalled models. With convenient materials well adapted for carving in plenty, with the use of which for other pur- poses Chinamen seem to be well acquainted, it is astonishing that they did not avail themselves of their aid to perpetuate the memories of their divinities, emperors, heroes, or scholars —the more especially as all their oldest mythological allegories represent Pwanku, the first man, chiselling the heavens out of chaos, and images were introduced at no very remote date for purposes of worship, nearly all of which are formed from wood or mud. 182 RELICS OF THE MING DYNASTY. They have a cupola-shaped monument in the Lama temple, at the northern suburb of Peking,—a curious erection, of white marble, covered with elaborately-cut historical or alle- gorical subjects in basso and alto-relievo. It was built to commemorate the death of Pan-Shen Lama, who, in the forty-fourth year of Kieng-lung, came to Peking, and ‘ went to rest’ in the temple, from whence His Majesty sent him back to Thibet in a golden pagoda or mausoleum. Some graveyards also contain a few laboriously-wrought, but unique specimens of carving, all of modern production, and in all probability the result of Jesuit instruction ; but there is scarcely any proof that sculpture, as an art, has been recognised in the empire. I discovered some old figures in the fields near Tien-tsin, half buried in the soil, disfigured, and otherwise neglected, of men — priests and warriors they appeared to be —and. women, wearing strange costumes, with horses ready saddled, and cattle, sheep, and dogs, all of life size, and hewn out of the common, greyish-blue, compact limestone, found in the neighbouring hills. Without the Shanghai city walls, in a little garden, I met with fac-similes of these, but generally defaced and without dates, though they are sometimes asserted to belong to the early days of the Ming dynasty,—no farther back than six centuries, —and are supposed to be fragments of the tombs of high personages, each group doing duty as attendants to serve in Hades. Too much engaged in their easy work-a-day world, un- mindful of the future, and ever looking back towards their ancient customs and institutions, instead of forward to a higher state of civilisation, all their actions biassed by their rigidly economical and calculating minds, the men of the Middle Kingdom are not likely to sacrifice time and labour in what does not possess the recommendation of present utility. One might have concluded that a difference of climate, THE ‘SPRING DAMP.’ 183 from a pretty equable southern temperature to one of wide and severe extremes, would have caused the Northern Chinese to modify their tastes in regard to the construction of their dwellings, and meet the requirements of the seasons by suit- able arrangements within doors ; but no—each house is made as open, airy, and summer-like, and yet as confined, as if the tropical heat never disappeared, and its inmates were con- demned. to an unvarying round of hot days and years. No provision is made for the bitter winter, —when an in- tensely chilly gale from the Gulf drives the blood into the innermost recesses of the body, leaving every exposed surface liable to frost-bite, except the oven couch that adorns every apartment, and which I thought such a sin- gular contrivance the first time I saw it in a rude hovel at Talien-whan Bay. The walls are—underneath those climbing plants —built of the blue bricks in universal use, north and south, and which are here, like the men who employ them, larger and of more substance than those seen at Shanghai or more southerly ; and in very workmanlike style are laid in even courses, with no stone foundation, as such a substantial sub- structure is rare. But in every house in and around Tien- tsin, and along the whole route, when formed of bricks, there is a peculiarity I have never observed elsewhere. About two or three feet from the ground, separating one tier of bricks from that above, is a layer of coarse straw, laid transversely and closely, and trimly cut off to a level with the wall, in the face of which it looks rather odd. To our enquiries as to the beneficial effects expected from this infirm introduction, the only reasonable reply has been that it prevents the soo-chee, or ‘Spring-damp,’ from rising and diffusing itself within the building, where it would remain until the winter, when, becoming frozen, it would expand and throw asunder the bricks, and be very likely to cause the downfall of the whole fabric. Whether this be true or not, 184 ENCLOSED COURTYARDS. without more experience it would be rash for me to say; but certain it is, that, either owing to this precaution, or to the dry state of the atmosphere throughout the year, damp and its results are never discernible in the exteriors or interiors of the houses so prepared. The Chinese have so long dwelt in raised dwellings of this description, and their powers of observation are so keen in such matters, that a knowledge of their habits predisposes one to believe their explanation, and give them credit for their acuteness. All the first and middle-class houses I have seen were enclosed within high walls of brick or mud, and the veriest plebeian, the poorest rag or paper-gatherer, or the almost out- cast proprietor of a den under a city wall, contrives to appro- priate a scrap of ground,—a sort of neutral territory, hemmed in from public intrusion,—after the manner of their superiors. These better houses are often situated in the strangest out- of-the-way nooks and narrow lanes ; and, when they chance to be in a trading thoroughfare, the appearance of the gloomy wall gives no token of what may be within, though it imparts a miserable character to what might otherwise be a cheerful street ; so that when the European traveller ascends the few low steps that lie before the narrow doorway of a tolerably well-to-do Chinaman’s private abode, and, bent on paying a ‘chin-chinning,’ or domiciliary visit to the good man, passes between two conical stone guardians, something like rabid dogs, with fierce, open mouths, protruded tongues, and dumb- bells round their necks, he is surprised to find a spacious courtyard, paved with bricks or tiles, leading perhaps to several others, and summer-house-like, self-contained build- ings for every purpose of domestic life, methodically, though sometimes intricately, arranged. A wall is now and then found in the yard facing the outer door, on one side of which is a little niche with the joss shrine —a smoky little idol with a pot before it, in which the LONGEVITY. 185 propitiary incense-sticks are to be burnt*—and on the other, flowery inscriptions in puzzling characters of great. size, which, translated into our plain language, signify the most ardent invocations to their gods, or desires for the usual good fortune of a Chinese; profuse sentiments, such as ‘ May the beautiful stars of heaven shine continually on this door,’ or ‘May the moon with its heavenly light shed eternal beams of felicity on this house,’ &c. The chief point of attraction for displaying their peculiar tastes, as I before remarked, seems to be on the roof, which is heavily overdone with all kinds of ridges and furrows, curved and straight lines, and layers of ponderous blue tiles arranged in a grotesque fashion—the large semi-cylindrical ones at the corners being deeply indented with the character that indicates or expresses ‘longevity’—perhaps the most popular in the language, figuring as it does not only on the ends of the tiles, but in some conspicuous place on almost every article—on their coffins, their chairs, caps, and shoes, on articles of ornament as well as those of utility, in the ceremonies at birth, marriage, and burial. It was not thought out of place on the nimble legs of our soldier-friend at the Lan-hé ferry, and, indeed, in some form or another—for it is written in about fifty different ways, and nearly every one at all educated can read the whole of them—it meets the eye everywhere. The main courtyard of large houses, has a very lofty structure of poles and laths covered by matting—this our intelligent landlord has copied in his own rustic way in that cool shed before us—during the hot summer months; and these tall fabrics form very striking and prominent features in towns, where all the buildings are about the same height. * Just as the Greeks had an altar to Apollo, their tutelary divinity, the sacred laurel tree, or a head of Hermes or Mercury, in the same situation. 186 SUN-SHADES. But the quarters for domestics, and especially for the porter, near the street-entrance are left to broil in the sun, while it is only the more dignified and select portions of the habitation remotest from the front—those kept secluded from the ken of the world—that participate in the deep shelter thus afforded. 187 CHAPTER XII. SUPERSTITIOUS FANCIES — THE HORSE-SHOE — WORDS OF GOOD OMEN — CHINESE LARES AND PENATES — HOUSEHOLD FURNITURE — USE OF THE KANG -— HOT AIR—THE DOMESTIC HEARTH — PREFERENCE FOR AN ENGLISH FIRESIDE — A CHINESE ARMOURY — USE OF THE BOW — MUS- CULAR DEVELOPEMENT — THROWING TIE STONE —A PLEASANT REFEC- TION — CHINESE RESPECT FOR AGE—A NIGHT STORM — OUR ARMS. BSURD superstitious practices, and the effects of idle fancies, nurtured and strengthened by a false religion— a religion nothing better than a tissue of incongruous fables and puerile delusions—run riot everywhere in the public gaze; and sorcerers, necromancers, and soothsayers are ever in request to help those ignorant people who, haunted by bad fortune, malignant spirits, or unpropitious influences, are ready to come down handsomely to induce the sorcerer to ward off real or prospective disasters, by incantations, phil- ters, or timely notice of the impending calamity. This state of mind is more noticeable in large cities, such as Tien-tsin, than in the country, and though it jars very much on one’s feelings, and excites a sincere pity, it cannot be forgotten that the most refined nations of antiquity shared similar delusions, and that even in our own land—not many generations ago—they flourished as luxuriantly.* Looking at the two half-doors near which I am standing, I see what corresponds to a superstitious safeguard yet to * It is impossible to forget that by order of a papal bull, the Inquisition hunted out and destroyed 100,000 victims for witchcraft in Germany ; that 30,000 people suffered execution for the same in England ; and about the year 1515, 500 witches were burnt in three months at Geneva. 188 ‘TAU-FOO.’ be found on barn-doors and stables in England—the lucky horse-shoe. This is sometimes transferred to floating habi- tations, such as fishing-boats, and even, if I remember right, to more formidable craft—and -had not the immortal Nelson a rusty symbol of this description nailed to the main or mizen-mast of his invulnerable flag-ship? In Gay’s humorous fable of the old woman and her cats, he makes her complain that ‘ Straws laid across, my path retard, The horse-shoe nail'd, each threshold’s guard.’ And so might the witches, warlocks, and foul spirits in North China grumble at similar agencies for their discomfiture; for in addition to the remarkable way in which the builders have endeavoured to avoid placing doorways so as to face each other, believing that it prevents the ready exit or entrance of the mauvais gens from place to place—two deities, one pasted against each half of the door, keep watch and ward over the portal intrusted to their supervision. Chinese history declares that a spell or charm, consisting of the words ‘Mun-tee’ or ‘ Tau-foo,’ specially devised for the subjugation or banishment of such baneful incorporeal beings, was introduced for the protection of the liege subjects who might be troubled by such visitants, and that it con- sisted of the four words Shin-tu and Yuh-li, which are the names of these gods. There they are, more ferocious and terror-inspiring than any of the bugbears of the nursery, in menacing postures, flourishing clubs and swinging great swords. One is a white King of Hearts’ face, the other a thorough grim-griffin-hoof—a sort of salamander, with a Gorgon expression of countenance, and a complexion of a strong brick-red, from out of which large black and white crab-eyes are jumping in quite a demoniacal fashion, suffi- ciently horrible to send any number of children into con- vulsions of fright. SUPERSTITIOUS NOTIONS. 189 Sometimes, and more particularly in Tien-tsin, the silly notions of the people show themselves in a slightly different form. These are less easily noticed by the careless observer in the thronged and narrow streets, but are novel, if not iteresting, when discovered. If a house abuts upon or stands before the end of a lane or passage, the side looking towards that passage almost invariably has a small tile or slab of stone let into it, with an inscription which varies with the fancy of the owner, the opinion of the fortune-telling sage, or the locality from whence the tablet may have been procured. An inscription of this kind on a large slab of blue slate, neatly cut and painted, as if it demanded care and attention, I saw in the wing of a brick building at the foot of a by- lane, not far from the banks of the Peiho; and, curious to know its meaning, I obtained a translation of it. It was simply to the effect that ‘This stone was brought from the province of Shantung, and placed here to prevent the evil influences of the lane coming near this house.’ This inscription is likely to excite a lively degree of in- terest in the scholar, from its similarity to those of a like nature preserved among the remains of Roman signs and pavements brought to light in England and elsewhere, where invocations to the genius loci for good fortune, frequently con- cluded with a desire to be spared from misfortune and malign influences. For example, on the shattered surface of a tesselated pavement found in the ruins of what had been a Roman private house at Salzburg, in Germany, an almost effaced writing has become apparent, but in a fragmentary condition, signifying — ¢,... (Name of the person is lost) Hic habitat : Nihil intret mali!’ * * «(-_—) dwells here—may nothing evil enter!’ The Celt, the Roman, and the Saxon, by T. Wright, Esq., London. 190 THE PAH-KWA. At other times, instead of the written character, I have ob- served the Yang yin pah kwa—a species of religious ‘mystic cabala,’ made up of combinations of the monad and duad PEE Lee ae ee principles of Chinese philosophy, with eight tables arranged in circles around the.tadpole-like symbol, which is illustrative of the reciprocal state of everything in the Celestial’s material world. But I have remained long enough outside; it is almost dark, and the atmosphere feels rather damp, in consequence of the descent of the heavy clouds within a very short dis- tance of the house: so I will go in for the night. The door opens on an apartment which we may suppose is the hall or ante-room, and from which an inner room branches off to the right and left. The floors, both of inner and outer rooms, are of square tiles, and look cool enough for summer, but very shivery for winter. The walls are covered with a white satin or silvery paper, and are adorned with scrolls and labels. On a table in the centre stands, , wonderful to behold, a very common glass globe — the most important curiosity in the house — set off as it is on a very THE LARES AND PENATES. 191 presuming stand of walnut wood, and placed in the situation where it can be most advantageously seen by the patronisers of the inn, when they seek the hospitality of the ‘Shih Mun.’ I can scarcely do less than salute the Lares and Penates, who are worshipped in a little red-painted box, with a row of gilt attributes on each side, on the wall, facing the door. There are two household gods sitting, in the dull light of two vermilion-coated candles, with legs crossed, and one hand admonishingly uplifted, as if giving a lecture on the nature and properties of the varied assortment of vegetable and animal messes laid before them in little cups, or rebuking their Pagan supporters for some neglect of religious rite or ordinance. The strong camphorous smell of the burning incense-sticks pervades every corner. The landlord is anxious that we should take the right- hand room, but we prefer the left, because it affords us a chance of ventilating the place by throwing the window open — an operation that could not have been performed for many years before. The people wonder at our exhibiting such a liking for fresh air, but are not displeased, as it gives the outside folks an opportunity of observing our doings within, for the windows all look into the courtyard, and that is pretty well crowded by a very orderly congregation of vil- lagers, who look and smoke, but are sparing of noise or talk. The frames, though stoutly made, stand great risk of being smashed in the efforts made to throw them outwards; and the paper panes do not escape unscathed ; but this does not much matter; they are easily repaired. It is only in some of the better class houses, near Tien-tsin, that one or two panes of glass to a window are to be seen — that luxury never extending itself to the common dwellings, where the use of thin white paper— sometimes oiled to increase its translucency — calico, or occasionally ground oyster-shells, makes everything without undistinguishable, while throwing 192 CHINESE FURNITURE. an opaqueness over the interior of the houses not at all pleasant. Skylights, which would tend so much to lighten up these single-storied rooms, was glass procurable, are unknown; but the calico and paper would be useless in excluding rain or snow in bad weather. The furniture of the Chinese household is heavy, clumsy, and inelegant, according to our ideas of cabinet-work, though not devoid of skill and workmanship in its construction. It comprises but few articles besides tables, chairs, and low stools, with ponderous cupboards and screens. Many intro- duce large arm-chairs, which are as uncomfortable as they are unwieldy. As I before remarked, the houses are not adapted for winter use. A trial quickly showed that they were very de- ficient in comfort and cheerfulness, particularly by the absence of fire-places or grates, for which, in the eyes of a Briton, there can be no compensation. The inmates have done their best, and done very well too, in devising means whereby they might be able to palliate the cold by the an- tagonistic properties of heat, and without all that dust, smoke, cinders, and suffocation that in nearly every case attended the process of combustion as extemporised in the Tien-tsin quarters at the insetting of the cold weather, according to scientific rule, by amateurs in the arts of warming and ventilation. Besides the little braziers and stoves, more inconvenient and productive of headaches than the fire-place, that are in general use during the cold months, every dwelling-house as far as I have travelled has one or two rooms, which, in the majority of instances, are engaged for sleeping as well as sitting apartments, when warmth becomes necessary ; these contain a hollow couch, kang, or bed-place, built of brick, extending along the whole of one side ofthe apartment. It is five or six feet wide, and raised about two feet from the ground. This is a very near approach to the Roman hypo- THE KANG. 193 caust, though it does not bear the same tokens of skill and refinement that can be traced in recently disinterred villas. Outside the apartment, and below the level of the floor, is a small cavity where the fire is kindled and attended to by the domestics, who do not require to enter the house for this purpose. From this little pit flues spring upwards, and proceed in a divergent manner under the stove-bed until they gain the farther extremity, when they converge to meet in the chimney, which rises through the gable-end of the house and carries off the smoke. In summer or winter it is never slept on, unless prudently covered by thick felt and rush matting: the people say it is productive of bad effects if used without these adjuncts, and they cite a maxim of theirs— sure to be derived from that invaluable monitor, experience —to the effect, ‘that it is safer and always more preferable to lie on a cold bed,’ that is on an ordinary wooden bed, ‘than on a cold furnace,’ meaning the unheated bare bench. These coverings modify and retain for a long time the trans- mitted heat when the apparatus is in play; and if a Chinese servant manages the fire below, and does not allow it to burn too fiercely until the mass has reached the proper tempera- ture, the bed made on it is not at all to be cavilled at, but is really very cosy and soporific, when the mercury of the thermometer in the open air has fallen below zero. As far as fuel is concerned, the thing is economical in the extreme —a great object where this very essential ingredient of winter comfort is so scarce and dear—because the strong current of air set in motion by the flame accelerates the burning of the wood or millet-stems im the fire-pit—the native coal is too hard and stony for such a purpose-—and the blaze is carried for a considerable distance through the brick-partitioned flues; consequently it often happens that the end of the fabric most remote from the fuel is sooner warm than the other portions. A moderate fire burning for two hours before going to bed will impart heat enough to O 194 ITS DRAWBACKS. make the structure agreeable until the morning. When kept going in the day-time, ifthe doors are closed and the seams protected by the thick quilted mats, for whose suspension we see those metal hooks stuck in the lintel ‘of our present bedchamber door, life is supportable. On such elevations the northern Chinese appear to spend the greater part of their indoor time during winter, and all the members of the family huddle on them instead of the floor when occupied in play, sewing, or reading ; indeed, it is the only endurable part of the establishment during rigorous weather, as the cold-blooded folks seldom think of putting carpets or matting on the chilly flags composing the floor, and every other nook and cranny is as open as a cow-shed. The arrangement, however, has serious drawbacks. Mud and earth enters so largely into the composition of the stove inside and out, that when really hot, the room becomes filled with asickly effluvium as if from the mould of a newly dug grave ; and the air feels so warm and dry, that nobody but a Chinaman can keep his health init. There are also the risks of a conflagration and a scorching to the sleeper, for at Tien-tsin European servants did not prove very trust- worthy observers sometimes of the regulated amount of fire required to produce an equable and moderate temperature in the oven. Woe betide the luckless wight who yielded to its premature but fascinating seductions, and consigned his . senses to oblivion with the fierce flame whisking and roaring underneath ! Early trials, for alas! we speak feelingly — sufficed to con- vince some hapless experimentalists that such outlandish contrivances were not for them, nor for their comfort. The eyelids could not be allowed to drop a few minutes, from apprehensions of an accidental and complete cremation without the slightest warning; or they would be startled out of their nap by the sensation of intense local heat acting on their bodies, when they would find their rugs and blankets reduced to soot. OPEN FIRES PREFERRED. 195 It was plain enough that terrible disasters might occur, unless very particular care was taken by the domestics. The latter were never happy unless their masters were exceed- ingly cosy, and could not believe that they could be made too warm on a howling cold night; consequently it did sometimes happen that the poor ‘governor’ got roasted as expeditiously as a joint in a London kitchen. It was like tempting fate by sleeping in a charged mine, or on the edge of the crater of an active volcano; there was the furnace outside, and nothing in the world to hinder any mischievously-disposed person from seizing the opportunity to perpetrate a practical joke. These grave defects pre- judiced me so strongly against the kang, that it was either pulled down or disused before many days of the winter had been got over, and notwithstanding all cavils, I resolved upon having the cheerful twinkling of a visible fire. The change proved as pleasant as it was reasonable,and much comforted me during my isolated situation for many months without letter or newspaper, by suggesting recollections of the happy scenes witnessed in my distant home at this time of the year. Economists may preach and lecture about the thrift of other countries, and laud their ingenious stoves and furnaces made to evolve the maximum of caloric with the minimum of fuel, as if heat was the only desideratum in a room where people were obliged to spend the greater portion of the day and night; and they may complain loudly of the recklessness with which coal is consumed at home; but, after two or three winters of a comfortable British fireside, let them try these pet inventions in strange lands, and if they do not return with vastly augmented fondness to the open grate, they are not to be classed among those who would see happy homes and smiling faces throughout the three kingdoms. Has not the author of ‘Pelham’ made the accomplished Vincent ask, ‘How can the private virtues be cultivated without a coal fire? Is not domestic affection a synonymous 02 196 AN ENGLISH HEARTII. term with domestic hearth? and where do you find either except in honest old England?’ Let the Northern nations—the semi-dormant Russian, the lethargic Swede, and the slow Dane or Finlander — creep around their stoves, and wonder how we can, with such a waste of fuel, keep ourselves so miserably uncomfortable ; and let the frozen-in Chinese loll and smoke in their baking reclination without a thought as to the world beyond their own doors; but give me the ‘blithe sunny blink o’ our ain fireside,’ with its pictures of felicity such as never can be found anywhere else. Never mind if our faces are roasted and our backs frozen — we can stand all that, and are sure, at the same time, that fresh air is about us. We would rather endure these trifling discomforts than be enveloped, day after day, and night after night, in stagnant, relaxing, and stewing hot air. Our coal —dealt out to us by Providence with such an unsparing hand — and our open coal fires, are as much ours as the great political privileges and the strong sense of happiness we possess. ‘Blest be the spot where cheerful guests retire To pause from toil, and trim their evening fire.’ And steaming stove or fervid kang could never reconcile such groups to the loss of the blessings they know so well how to appreciate. The Chinese labourer no doubt works well and patiently in the fields, or.in the crowded marts; and betrays no symptom of discontent, or of longing for anything better ; yet his endeavours are not sustained by the prospect that cheers the heart of the English cottager— ‘His wee-bit ingle blinkin bonnilie, His clean hearthstane, his thrifty wifie’s smile, The lisping infant prattling on his knee.’ Wherever we are, and in whatever humour we may be, we like to indulge in whatever reminds us of home: ‘ Around our evening fire an evening group to draw.’ ITS COMFORTS. 197 This seems the very essence of enjoyment, and then, the genial flame tends to heighten the merriment of the joke, and deepen the interest of the tale. And for the contem- plative man’s recreation under difficulties, could we desire any place better adapted than the silent room, the shaded lamp, and the glowing fire ? Coleridge paints beautifully the effects of the midnight flicker on the solitary thinker, when he tells us that, alone, in pensive disposition ‘ The thin blue flame Lies on my low burnt fire, and quivers not, Only that film which fluttered in the grate, Still flutters there, the sole unquiet thing. Methinks, its motion in this hush of nature Gives it dim sympathies with me who live, Making it a companionable form, Whose puny flaps and freaks the idling spirit By its own moods interprets, everywhere Kcho or mirror seeking of itself, And makes a toy of thought.’ No; we cannot afford to dispense with our grand expo- sitor of social science— our universal panacea against nostalgia. The reflection of the firelight sparkling from eye to eye, and the sense of comfort it distributes, is heightened by the chant of the kettle on the hob, or the almost as musical breathings of the domestic pet that occupies the rug. Perhaps such blessings are in store for our Celestial friends, when they become satisfied as to the superiority and the good intentions of the honourable nations they have hitherto classed as outside barbarians ; and then they may be willing to receive suggestions from our engineers and travellers, and bring into use those great coal-fields that underlie the enormous empire. Their miners, instead of burrowing for a few crumbs of coal down in their badly- constructed pits, shall be taught to pierce through the incombustible shale for the valuable mineral. The stuff they now procure as coal is economised to the best advantage, and made to yield every atom of its slender 198 NORTH CHINA FUEL. heat-giving proportions in a way that seems to show the high degree of attention paid to its utilisation ; and yet it is deemed difficult to ignite, and still more so to keep burning in their stoves or open braziers. When prepared as a fuel, it is minutely pulverised by hammers and mallets, saturated with water, then mixed up thoroughly with clay or mud in a definite quantity, and kneaded into brick or ball-shaped pieces. These, when kindled by a thin layer of charcoal, become of a dull-red colour, burn slowly, give a mild degree of heat—with heavy sulphurous fumes, too—and entirely consume the carbonaceous elements of the coal; thus obviat- ing the unpleasantness and loss that would be incurred by the escape of smoke. Very many of the more opulent class of houses which we visited at Tien-tsin and Peking had their outhouses stored with these fire-bricks and balls, just as a Westerner would have his coal-cellars ready for the winter’s consumption. But in the country, wood and millet-stalks and roots are cut, and gleaned, and hoarded up with the utmost frugality, even within a few miles of almost endless strata of undisturbed coal. At the end of our present quarters is a stack quite sufficient to indicate, by the assemblage of all sorts of incendiary odds and ends from the field, the plantation, and the house, and the manner in which they are preserved — the necessity our host sees for a well-heated fireplace for his own people and the half-frozen guests who visit him in cold weather. The room we have chosen possesses other attractions besides those of the ordinary commonplace scrolls and pictures, in the form of a well-assorted collection of bows standing in a frame in the corner behind the door;. and peculiar holster-pipe shaped leathern quivers filled with long beautifully feathered arrows, nearly all of which are tipped with a square iron spike three or four inches in length. We examined the bows, and found them of various sizes and of as various degrees of strength, but all unstrung. BENDING THE BOW. 199 The landlord, who may at first have doubted the judicious- ness of letting us sleep in his armoury, now appeared de- lighted with our attention, pulled off his long dress, and draw- ing out one of the bows, the resiliency or strength of which, he told us, was equal to forty catties of one and a half pounds each — with his great wide chest and long muscular arms— began to string it. After our awkward attempts, with him this was but the work of a second, for throwing it behind the right thigh and in front of the left, and catching the right end, he slightly stooped, and with a sudden jerk the bend was re- versed, and the loop of the thick string slipped into its notch. The next bow — equal to sixty or seventy catties — he as quickly bent in the same way, though it was a pretty hard task not only to ourselves, but to the iron-armed Chinese Tartar Bow and Arrow. Alcon, who was not backward in applauding or expressing surprise when we came near him in strength, and succeeded in making the obdurate weapon crack and bend until it des- cribed a full semicircle. Our friend’s manner of handling it displayed as much ease as could be attained by constant practice; and no doubt he was an enthusiastic amateur in the science of arms. We had noticed on entering the room, that from one of the varnished cross-beams of the roof, two articles, like the handles of those elastic chest-expanders used at home, were suspended by cords with small pieces of perforated wood at each end, into the holes of which the two handles were fastened by means of two straps. We could not divine the use of such an unusual piece of mechanism dangling about the height of a man’s elbows in the middle of the apartment, 200 STUDIES IN SHOOTING. unless it were for the developement of the chest or some other gymnastic exercise; so after the arrows had been handled and the bows had been strung, bent, and again unbent, we asked our instructor to satisfy us as to the modus operandi of the strange implements. We ascertained that ml ii I wi ii hi Wi a ca cle eo \ Stringing the Bow. they were rests for practising the use of the bow —but not as we use rests for the rifle, by laying the weapons on them. Our host adjusted their length by moving them to a lower or higher hole, put his hands through them a3 far as the wrists, then threw his figure into a statuesque posture, planting his legs widely and firmly on the ground, bracing up the well-knit body, while the arms were disposed in the suspenders as if about to shcot an arrow, and remaining in this state of immobility for some seconds. This was to give steadiness and precision in taking aim, and to acquire the habit of drawing the bow without jerking or shaking, until it had attained its greatest curvature. TRAINING SOLDIERS. 201° He was no Tartar, and yet seemed as devoted and eager as if he were obeying the commands of a Mantchu soldier when he said :— ‘To know how to shoot an arrow is the first and most important knowledge for a Tartar to acquire, for though success therein seems an easy matter, yet it is of rare occur- rence. How many are there who sleep with the bow in their arms ?—and, after all, how few are there who have made themselves famous? How few are there whose names are proclaimed at the matches? Keep your frame straight and firm ; avoid vicious postures ; let your shoulders be immova- ble, and shoot every arrow into its mark; then you may be satisfied with your skill.’ What a different impression would this manly fellow have made on us had a rifle been substituted for each bow, and had cartridge pouches been hanging where those nonsensical arrow-cases are placed. It is almost to be regretted that such an amount of time, skill, and patience should be thrown away upon an obsolete arm, on which he had to defend his life against an enemy possessed of the most destructive weapons. Of these he evidently knew nothing, though they had been employed effectually against his countrymen only a few months before, and was thoroughly satisfied with the national favourite ; I did not think it necessary to undeceive him, and left him as strongly embued with convictions of the importance of practising archery, as were our forefathers in the times of Edward III. and Henry V. after their victories at Crescy, Poictiers, and Agincourt. Of the beneficial tendencies of the art, in a physiological point of view, and the physical developement produced by the severe training of those who would excel in it, there can be no doubt. The only active exercise we ever saw in China, was ina court in the Tartar portion of Peking, where four men were going through a course of arm-strengthening play, for the purpose of passing their examinations as soldiers. 202 GYMNASTIC EXERCISES. They were naked to the waist, and though young, possessed chests and arms the very models of sound health and muscular strength, while their legs were anything but feeble, to judge by the liberties they took with them. Their training consisted in throwing the ‘Suay tau,’ or ‘Ta shih,’ a nearly square stone—weighing about fifty-six pounds, with a handle cut in its substance like one of our heavy metal weights at home—from one to another, as they stood at the corners of a square marked in lines on the ground, without allowing it to fall or touch the earth. And cleverly the game was gone through. ‘ Each man as he caught the block by the handle, which always came down with the cavity uppermost, and was made to receive the hand easily, swinging round once or twice as if he were tossing the caber. He then launched it, like a catapult or balista, high into the air, and it descended into the hand of the next athlete with a hurl sufficient to shake the nerves and astonish the eyes of a good number of muscular Chris- tians, allowing them very little chance of catching it. But the ground was never indented; the stone passed quietly from corner to corner with the smooth regularity of a machine so long as we remained—a period of about ten minutes; and the performers thought no more of the feat than we should have done had the object been a cricket-ball. At Tien-tsin we have seen the same practice; heavy bags of sand being substituted for the stone—very much to the injury of finger ends and nails, we should think—but with no diminution of the exertion, nor lack of the accom- panying increase of muscle, and expansion of chests. Every bundle of fleshy fibre on the trunk stood out during the exercise as if carved in bronze against a wall of bone. But our supper is ready, and amply repays us for the delay we have suffered, and was wonderfully refreshing after eight hours passed in the saddle. Hot soup was served up in the first clean basins we ASTONISHMENT OF OUR AUDIENCE. 203 have seen for some days; and there was rice in an enormous heap, as white as an avalanche. Then came eggs, boiled rather hard, it is true, but they were perfectly fresh. Our olfactory organs could not discern the slightest approach to that union between sulphur and hydrogen which, even in certain mineral water, is scarcely endurable. A tin of haricot Dining before an Audience. mutton, so the label said, had been unmercifully hacked and ripped, and was now produced as a sort of third course—a glorious finish to the feast. We were doomed to a cruel disappointment, however, for the mutton turned out to be beef, hard and indigestible. After a copious drenching 204 DECOROUS BEHAVIOUR. with tea, minus sugar, the good people of the inn were warned that we required rest, and must be left alone. Nothing could exceed the decorousness of the behaviour of the crowds who came into the apartment and stood watching us; the quaint unsophisticated way in which they went about the examination of our kit, and the astonishment of the very old men when they saw us eating with knives, forks, and spoons, was very amusing. In their excitement they could scarcely refrain from taking them out of our hands while we used them, and pert questions to Ma-foo came belching out with endless volubility. The sight of two wine- glasses almost electrified them; nothing would satisfy them but a minute scrutiny and handling. They passed them from one to another, setting them on their bottoms, and went through the form of drinking out of them with the greatest ecstacy. The groom was interrogated in volleys and file- firing from mouth to mouth; but, though ever polite and civil towards his countrymen, and willing to concede to them every favour—a great deal too much so in many instances— he now changed his demeanour a good deal, answering their questions only when they suited him, and gratifying their curiosity in a very homeopathic fashion, as if unwilling to surfeit their inquisitiveness, or to destroy the favourable prestige we had created. ‘Hungry people must be slowly nurst, And fed by spoonfuls, else they ’re sure to burst.’ Ma-foo seemed aware of this when he gave his compatriots curt and half-evasive answers, and sometimes a mild snarl when they pressed him too hard. One thing was particularly noticeable here—and, indeed, everywhere else on our road, when we happened to stop for the night, or but a short time at a town or village—and that was the respect paid to age. Nothing could be more marked than the deference with which some infirm father of the hamlet was received when he REVERENCE FOR OLD AGE. 205 entered the room, tottering towards us to gaze with open mouth on the strangers. Every available article that could afford support was converted into a seatby those whose limbs were tired of standing, and all were so well conducted that no reason could be given for turning them out. Yet whenever one of these patriarchs introduced himself, there was a movement among the spectators; everyone who was seated got up and welcomed him by a nod, a kind word, or a more formal waving of the joined hands and a slight inclination of the body forwards; while those who were standing, in addition to the salute, made room for him, or advanced to help him to the best place among them, where he was made a sort of centre for their regards and admiration. Every word that fell from his mouth was listened to with a grave or joyful interest until a more reverend visitor arrived, and then the first would be as ready to get up and testify his respect for his senior as his juniors had been to respect him. Juvenal tells us, that in his day — ‘’?T was impious then—so much was age rever’d, For youth to keep their seats when an old man appear’d.’ The Chinese, along the five hundred miles of our ride, could yield in nothing to the Romans of the vivacious poet’s time, in their regard for this sentiment. In every mob or throng, in courtyard, or within doors, the wrinkled face, the snowy beard, and equally white moustache, that scarcely concealed the lips, was always there and cared for, no matter how uproarious the majority of the people might be. In return, the old men seemed to esteem childhood, and seek its companionship at all times, as if it was not only their delight, but their duty, to regard the young with the ten- derest care. The extremes of existence were often met with together in these groups —a hoary grandsire with a prattling youngster — dressed in every way alike. We were glad to be able to find, in such out-of-the-way places, characteristics of a higher state of civilisation, and 206 TIONESTY OF THE PEOPLE. one of the essential attributes of Christianity, especially after what we had so often read concerning infanticide and child desertion in the South. It was pleasant to witness such happy testimony to the truth of the proverb of the Wise King, ‘ Children’s children are the crown of old men; and the glory of children are their fathers.’ Another gratifying feature was the decent attire in which everybody who came to see us appeared. Though all their clothes were made of the homespun blue, white, or drab- coloured cotton, not a tatter or unseemly patch could be remarked. Everything, from the crown of the head to the shoes, was neat and tidy — much to the credit of an agri. cultural town in a secluded district, but two days’ journey from the Great Wall. After dinner, we allowed our visitors to look at and finger our dinner service, under the surveillance of Ma-foo. We had at first some doubts as to their honesty ; but we wronged them. At the end of our journey not an article was missing of the equipment with which we started from Tien-tsin, though they were all exceedingly valuable in their eyes, and likely enough to excite their cupidity. The landlord had waited on us himself, and hurried the servants out and in when we required anything, anticipating our wants as well as he could, and showing the greatest anxiety to make us comfortable ; so we treated him to a look at a thermometer, barometer, and a pair of binocular glasses, explaining their uses as best we could. The glasses pleased him and the others most; and, with the right or the wrong end, they imagined that they could see any distance by going to the door and merely looking through the lenses. They saw so many things about us so interesting, so mysterious, and so wonder-exciting, that it was with reluctance they left when we expressed our desire to be alone. Long after the doors were closed, every chink had its persistent peering eyes and audible whisperings, to A STORMY NIGHT. 207 tell us that we were as closely watched, and our actions as eagerly criticised, as when we had but commenced the evening among them. Our beds were made down on the kang—a cane mat and a railway-wrapper did not seem much of a bed—and we went to sleep under the watchful stare of many faces, doomed, it was apparent, to idle away the night by their inquisitive wonder and excitement; for, though it is a fact that the knowledge of strange people being about me, and within grappling distance, during the most helpless hours, did not dispose to feelings of security or to deep slumbers, yet I had been so pleased with the evening’s halt, and found the couch so grateful — ye sleepers on feather beds lose the greatest luxury the traveller in this region of the globe enjoys, a brick-bottomed dormitory, after a fair day’s exercise — that nothing but real danger could have kept me awake for many minutes. But a storm was brewing without: murky clouds, that gathered around the mountain tops, commenced to roll in heavy folds down the hill-sides, and some time about mid- night resolved themselves into rain over the ‘Shih-Mun.’ Everything seemed blown about by the gusty wind ; thick drops pattered with a loud rattle against the paper-panes, and flew in a shower-bath through the open window above our heads; the thunder cracked and crashed with a din loud enough to awaken a man from the deepest trance; and the lurid lightning fizzed and darted about the room, making its minutest article of furniture as visible as if it had been bright daylight. We started up, still half asleep, and closed the window ; but the lightning continued to zigzag and frisk about in a very unusual and menacing way. Suddenly it was remem- bered that we were armed — that we each had a revolver — and that M had fortified himself besides with a Japanese short-sword, handy for close fibbing, and with an edge as 208 PRECAUTIONS AGAINST LIGHTNING. . thin as a razor. These things had been taken with us merely as a means of defence against robbers or thieves ; and, if the worst came to the worst, as a protection, should we be attacked in the places we might have to visit. Taking arms into the country was not countenanced, it was understood, after the winter had disappeared; but a revolver under one’s head, or in a saddle-bag, need trouble nobody but the owner, if he is unmolested, and gives him a wonderful amount of confidence while trusting to the humane intentions and friendly feelings of a strange people, not con- sidered altogether trustworthy in other parts of the Empire. Those who never sleep away from their homes or dwellings, and think that a five or six-shooter is unnecessary, when wandering among all sorts of unknown folks, and meeting with signs of their morality by the head-posts on the road- sides, we refer to Corporal Nym who avers that — ‘Things must be as they may : Men may sleep, and they may have their throats about them at that time; and some say knives have edges.’ When the lightning gave us the benefit of a more intense flash than we had yet been favoured with, and went darting in angles round the walls with a spluttering sort of noise, as we thought, we recollected a similar storm at Tien-tsin, where the electric fluid struck down the gable of a temple in which there were some soldiers, entered the room, singed a fur cap as if it had been on a blazing fire, and fused the steel hilt of a sword-bayonet, leaving its track on the scabbard, as though it had been streaked with aqua regia, besides alarming everyone in the building. The Japanese sword, it was thought, might attract the fluid in the same manner; so M—— was prevailed upon to put it as far out of the way as possible, while the revolvers were thickly done up in rags. We again composed ourselves to sleep, but not without half-apprehensions as to the difficulty of moving through the fields in the morning. 209 CHAPTER XIII. A MISERABLE MORNING——A RAINY DAY IN CHINA— GLIMPSES OF SUN- SHINE—A THUNDERSTORM AND A THOROUGH SOAKING — CHINESE THOROUGHFARES AFTER HEAVY SHOWERS—BEING HALF DROWNED — BAD ROADS — MANAGEMENT OF ANIMALS BY THE CHINESE—CHANG-LE- TOW — ITS DEFENCES — HOSTILE PREPARATIONS — ROADSIDE SCENERY — THE LOST CART — CHINESE SIGN-BOARD FOR AN INN. Y the dead, leaden light of the morning we were aroused from as cosy a nap as tired travellers could desire, by a mournful sound — a reveillé of rain-drops, beating with mo- notonous clearness on window and wall, with a soprano and ground-bass accompaniment made by the streams from the roof furrows and the distant roll of the thunder, and a parti- cularly dismal obligato pitter-pitter, patter-pattering in the pools all over the courtyard, that did not in the least add to the concordia discors of the unpropitious weather. Staring out of the window, the picture was still more dismal. Nothing looked as we saw it last evening, save the water-lilies — but they are aquatic. The only animals stirring were the ducks, provokingly enjoying the calamity in their own silly way, and bubbling and billing at the water and mud as if their lives depended on its presence and thorough mixture — they also were aquatic. The ponies and mules stood downcast and woe-begone, their ears and tails drooping, and their pendent heads showing a very rueful expression, in the damp-bottomed shed that was without a particle of bedding. They seemed as if a day’s rest would have been more fitting in their depressed state than a resumption of labour. Not an inmate of the house moved out; but, savegnteed a 210 A GLOOMY MORNING. below the most trivial cover, were the dotard old men with children, and the madcaps of other ages waiting for our levée with the soberest and most imperturbable equanimity possible, never moving to the right or left, seldom stirring a limb, and always keeping their faces towards the window, from which they were stayed only by the drenching rain. How people could ever be so extravagantly curious about two fellow-creatures remaining near them for but a night, was more than we then cared about discussing; but the sight was amusing enough, and, had we not been too much en- grossed by the more important consideration of a start, and its likelihood of proving successful, we should have soon got the room filled again with these infatuated beings, many of whom looked as if they had lodged outside all the night. Ma-foo and the mule-driver were ousted from their lairs, and reported themselves in our presence, in no inspiriting or affable humour, the one muttering, in reference to the weather, the guttural ‘pu-how, pu-how,’ bad, bad; and the other grunting and hiccuping his displeasure in no measured terms. The host appeared, and is asked if the weather would relent and give us a fine day; but a doubtful shake of the head and the negative mé-yo settles it. We must trudge and drag our way in the rain and sludge as best we may; and, if we can get no farther, put up at some other village for the time, as there is no telling when the rain may cease, and the longer it continues the worse will the roads have become. There was no help for it but to get off at once; so the drowsy mules are stirred up, after the wonted coercion of other mornings, and the ponies, with their hair bristling up on end, and their skins shivery and unclean, are fastened within the saddle girths, apparently much to their disgust, and dragged forth to be mounted, showing every symptom of aversion. ; The hotel bill—a very mild one—was discharged with a GOOD-BYE TO THE SHIH MUN. 211 round of cash; breakfast was deferred until a more convenient occasion, and after vainly looking out for a few minutes to discover if there were any indications of a break in the clouds, we issued into the plashy puddles with the intention of outbraving the spiteful elements—albeit the feat must be accomplished in thin cotton ‘karkee,’ made only for the hot weather, and a pair of long riding-boots; for we had taken but two suits of clothes with us, and they were both of this matcrial—waterproofs being out of the question when we started in such a good season from Tien-tsin. Bidding our respectable landlord good-bye, or rather a hearty farewell, we presented him with one of a small parcel of Bibles in Chinese —the gift of a Tien-tsin missionary, that we had contrived to stow away in a corner of the portmanteau. He received it with the most jubilant surprise imaginable. The cart was once more transferred to the street, and we were hobbling after it—a forlorn procession of tempest- defying mortals, through the sadly changed street, which was now amass of mire. There was not a creature to follow us for a few yards, and only a face here and there at a door or a half-open window watched our departure. Rainy weather in the fairest western city is a sad curtailer or rather vanquisher of out-door pleasure and convenience, notwithstanding all the aids and appliances brought to counteract its effects; but in a northern Chinese town it is a perfect calamity, and a plague for many days after, completely putting an end to what little comfort people may have enjoyed from pedestrian or equestrian exercise. The wide streets that may have struck the observer as a grand improvement on the narrow alleys of the south, are found to be, unlike them, unpaved, and converted into sloughs of despond, through which it is sheer madness to attempt to pass, unless prompted by the most urgent duty; you must then remain utterly indifferent to a covering of highly-scented black diluvium, picked up in viscid splashes, as well as to sundry immersions P2 212 STREETS IN RAINY WEATHER. in treacherous pits, caused by the gentle somersaults, ‘ crop- pers’ and ‘ headers’ innumerable from the sides of slippery ridges and banks, set up generations ago as an apology for a trottoir. These, from the decaying nature of their principal constituents, quickly become a series of villanously-smelling man-traps, offering less security to the foot than the surface of a glacier, and challenging the virtues of the most potent detergents to remove their traces from the apparel. Locomotion of all kinds for the timid is in abeyance. Horses are as much at their wits’-end, and as unsteady to ride, as they would be were they ascending step-ladders or trying to amble along a tight-rope. Chairs are not much better, and are hazardous enough from the shuffling and painful tumbling about of the coolies, who are ready to drop under you in the first ditch they meet, if they are much embarrassed. Under such circumstances a dull spell within the house is one’s only resource until the sun has steamed off the abundant fluid, and walking may be resumed with thigh boots. But if you compel yourself to scramble and jump, wade and plunge when the streets are flooded, running against and grappling with the natives in a wild effort to maintain the dignified position assigned to your species, and the purity of your garments, there is but little to reward you for your pains. Of troubles, however, you may have abundance. For example, a young jackanapes standing knee-deep in filth—they are here as fond of dabbling in dirt as Europeans of their years and class—lazily plastering a dike before a shopkeeper’s door, to avert an internal inun- dation, will, unintentionally of course, deposit a full shovel of the compound in the leg of your boot, and grinningly shout ‘Ey-yah’ to express contrition. There is no use seeking for redress on the spot; you must carry your wrongs about with you until you get home, and you go on picking your steps as tenderly as if treading on a MUD BOOTS. 213 fathomless quagmire, and making but a few yards when you come to a place deeper than usual. You reach the middle of it attentive to soundings, hope telling the flattering tale that you may pass it safely. Sud- denly an elephantine Chinaman approaches with his petticoats closely tucked up about him, and grasped with both hands, as those of an old woman would be in similar circumstances; he wears nice white stockings and soft shoes, a kind of chaussure for such roads that makes one feel dreadfully catarrhish to look at; and unable longer to contain himself he comes hurling down from one of the afore-mentioned banks, on which he has been needlessly puffing and blowing in endeavouring to creep along without soiling himself. He descends like a great landslip towards you, and though self- preservation may be your dominant impulse, the fickle ground you cling to will not render you any assistance in getting out of his way. Slush-h-h he glides to your feet, and there suddenly brought-up, he flops on his heavy back, sending a mud shower over your head, face, and body, that envelopes you as accurately as if it were a mould of plaster of Paris. In his distress he clutches at your legs, and away you go also; and lucky will you be if one or more of the slippery passengers don’t lend their bodily influence to keep you down. Sometimes the streets are so flooded that coolies make a very good trade in carrying passengers through the impass- able parts on their shoulders—a nice state of affairs for the Commissioners of Public Works. The few Chinese who have much street walking in bad weather, are generally provided with long boots, the legs of which are waterproof cotton, and the soles furnished with great spike-headed nails to penetrate the mud; bad indeed must be the condition of the European who gets one of these soles planted at a street corner on a tender instep or inflamed toe-nail. His yell of agony would startle the entire city. 214 BAD ROADS. Such are the streets of North China, and such are those of the great capital itself, when a heavy shower has passed over them. They then become a mixture of water and mud, slippery mounds and dirty pits, stagnant ponds and open ditches in which men and animals, carts and wagons, flounder and float distractedly, and in which all that is interesting and pleasurable appears to be submerged in filth. So it was with this town and with some others during the day’s journey. The houses looked cheerless and neglected, and the few people seemed wandering about - without occupation of any kind. The road still lay for some way among the hills, which expand without apparent limitation to the northward, forming a dense gloomy wall, the lower peaks and ridges only visible now and again in the grey drizzling clouds. Whip and spur did their work, and the animals bravely did their share in pushing on; but the more the pace was increased, the more bitterly the rain pelted us. The roads became more adhesive as the narrow wheels cut deeper into the loosened sandy soil. Still we proceeded uphill and downhill, through villages surrounded by water, and through fields of millet and maize, and along by-paths behind hamlets to avoid the chances of drowning altogether. The rain ceased for a short space in the forenoon as we left the higher ground, and struck out into the plain, still beautifully green and luxuriant; then the lower masses of cloud cleared away as if by magic—great rifts revealed themselves in those heavenward fleeces, and the glorious sun came out again among the proudest needle points of the sierra, throwing his richest golden lustre over those imme- diately exposed beneath him, lighting up with sprightly rays the greenish-grey of their sides, the far-off clefts, the wild gullies, and the drenched valleys, dispersing the mist wreaths that yet obscured some sweet spot on the upland, and bringing - it out to the partially unfolded landscape, that now smiled GLEAMS OF SUNSHINE. 215 though yet in tears, as if bidding it to smile also after the discouraging weather of the morning. As the rifts, became wider, or the vapoury shreds sped across his face, their margins were lit up with a fiery suffusion of surpassing splendour that would have gladdened the hearts of a Turner, a Stanfield, and a Pyne. It gladdened ours, for it gave us promise of a fine afternoon. The dwellings, grouped as they were in their random fashion, and so shone upon, looked exceedingly attractive, especially those which stood on the banks of streams now foaming, sparkling, and noisy as they rushed over the obstacles in their pebbly beds, and glimmered and glinted under rustic bridges, beyond which they were eclipsed by an expanse of drooping crops. This effect, however, though very fine, was but of short duration. The road made a wide detour upwards towards the foot of the hills again, though for what reason we could not see —and as we drew nigh, the mist began to gather itself into a dark canopy of increasing density and sombre aspect. The sun retired suddenly behind it, and the wind commenced to agitate the trees and whistle about us dis- mally. We indulged the faint hope that it might be only a passing shower. Unconsciously, almost, we repeated Thomson’s lines :— ‘ Along the woods, along the moorish fens, Sighs the sad genius of the coming storm ; And up among the loose disjointed cliffs And fractured mountains wild, the brawling brook And cave, presageful, send a hollow moan Resounding long in listening fancy’s ear.’ We were not kept long in suspense as to the nature of the tempest. The performance commenced with a most disenchanting overture; from out of the centre of a great gathering of crape-coloured clouds, hanging a short distance over our heads, streamed a sheet of lightning so vivid that 216 A HEAVY STORM. our eyes were blinded for some seconds, and this was quickly followed by a stunning crash of thunder that seemed to shake the ground beneath us. It was like the explosion of a large powder magazine, and at its conclusion we involuntarily looked to see if either of the hills had been cleft in two by the concussion. Suddenly the rain came streaming down, not in discern- ible heavy drops, nor yet in ‘torrents,’ but in tangible sheets that almost beat us out of the saddles. Peal suc- ceeded peal, and flash followed flash, without intermission ; while the reverberations were carried backwards and_ for- wards, and repeated times out of number among the glens and rocks, until they subsided, miles and miles away, to the weakest, that rumbled like a wagon over a hollow causeway. We need not assert that our soaking was a complete one. Shelter of any description could not be got at, so away we ploughed and toiled, drenched to the skin, the superfluous water welling out at our boot-tops every time our legs were moved to take a fresh hold of the slippery saddle, while the thumping and clashing of the tempestuous shower against the steaming roads forbade all attempts at conversation had it been necessary, and almost blinded us. Not a word was spoken for some miles—all the talk seemed completely washed out from us, as well as the dust and mud,—and more like shipwrecked voyagers, just landed from the surf of a heavy sea, than overland travellers, we hurried on with heads down and backs well arched, the chilly streams playfully cascading around our shoulders, and dripping in a heavy fringe from the most dependent corners of coat-skirts or sleeves. Poor Ma-foo stood it out like a strong-minded martyr ; though, as we glanced at him, if we knew that drowning awaited us the next moment, we could not have repressed our laughter. There he sat rolled up as tightly as amummy on that eccentric crooked-legged old grey of his,— now MA-FOO’S PLIGHT. 217 changed to a pale-blue,—nothing was to be seen of him but his conical straw hat, that, like the nose of a watering-can, carried the collected water in transparent jets around its brim. It gave him the appearance of a popular fountain, such as our holiday folk are familar with at the Sydenham Crystal Palace. Long tags of disordered blue drapery drooped loosely from the little bundle sticking so closely to its perch, and that contained the sediment of his mortality. The tempest had deprived him of the greater part of his apparel, and what was left of his personality bore no resemblance to any- thing save a ship’s swab that had been accidentally dropped on the back of a superannuated steed fresh from Neptune’s stable. Bravely he bore his condition; indeed, the ablution had a most wholesome effect, not only on his clothes but on his person, by scouring out the furrows on his wrinkled coun- tenance, and carrying away the incrustation that had almost obliterated the original outlines and colour of his face and skin. The roads became more and more heavy for the mules, and many times threatened the cart with a complete dead- lock in the mud and sand, not likely to be overcome in a hurry. The willing brutes, however, strained their harness in a way we have never seen equalled out of China without an expenditure of whipcord. The driver was a very inferior specimen of his class, still he was an excellent manager of what are supposed generally to be a most headstrong and stupid breed of animals. The Chinese muleteer has obtained an influence over these hybrids by patient perseverance, and by a sort of intuitive knowledge of their nature and disposition. This is quite astonishing to those who have seen Spaniards, Turks, and Indians handle mules of a much more docile turn than 218 KINDNESS TO ANIMALS. those bred here; by means of such gentle persuasions as a few words express, they can bring them hearty and fresh from a long day’s work in a manner that would gratify the disciples even of Mr. Rarey. No Europeans, we think, could get the same amount of labour out of them as their Chinese masters, on the same miserable provender. This arises, I have been assured, from the absence of all disheartening punishment, and the liberal use of ‘moral suasion.’ Hence a mule that, in the hands of a foreigner, would be not only useless but dangerous to every one about it, becomes in the possession of a Chinaman as quiet as a lamb and as tractable as a dog. We never beheld a runaway, a jibbing, or a vicious mule or pony in a Chinaman’s employment; but found the same rattling cheer- ful pace maintained over heavy or light ground by means of a turr-r or cluck-k, the beast turning to the right or left and stopping with but a hint from the reins. This treatment is extended to all the animals they press into their service. Often have I admired the tact exhibited in getting a large drove of frightened sheep through narrow crowded streets and alleys, by merely having a little boy to lead one of the quietest of the flock in front; the others steadily followed without the aid either from a yelping cur or a cruel goad. Cattle, pigs, and birds are equally cared for. The mutual confidence existing between the mule-driver and his team seems to exist in the relationship between man here and other domesticated creatures, equally to the benefit of bipeds and quadrupeds. No punishing spur disfigures the heel of the equestrian, who rides his forty or fifty miles in a few hours, armed with a very mild whip only to assist him in emergencies, and using a primitive bridle furnished with the softest of ‘bits.’ | How much does he differ in this respect from the Mexican, the Turk, the Hindostanee, and other peoples we could name! The Chinese courier will get over the ground OUR AUTOMATIC MULETEER. 219 as quickly, and with much less injury to his steed than any other equestrian; and a larger proportion of horses and mules, double and sometimes treble the average age of those less mercifully dealt with in other lands, is to be found about Peking and Tien-tsin. An animal under five years and at work is quite an exceptional case; and horses are as sound and healthy at fifteen, twenty, twenty-five, or thirty years, as the great majority of our five and six year-olds,—at least, a pretty wide experience has shown this. Away strained our team, steaming and smoking through mud and mire, as honestly bearing their drudgery as if they were to be rewarded with the best of oats in unli- mited quantity, trusses of aromatic hay, and a snug stall knee-deep in soft straw, instead of being housed, as they really will, for a few hours in a cold wet shed, and put be- fore a great wooden trough—realising the ancient standard Dunfermline pint: . ‘A big dish, and little in ’t.’ And that little molto di hard straw, poco di as hard barley. The Jehu has worn out the only pair of shoes he started with,—and a Chinaman, though ever so poor, objects to ‘Exposing God’s leather to God’s weather ;’ he has therefore swung himself on the near-side shaft, where he is thoroughly saturated, and keeps up an incessant tur-r-r and cluck-clucking, varied only by a small shout now and then to re-animate the energies of the fagging pair, beating with sad rhythm the left hand on the corresponding thigh, and swinging the remainder of the shoeless limb with the rigid monotonous regularity of a pendulum. This was a con- firmed habit of his, and mile after mile, during many days, he practised this movement as if it formed the principal part of his duty. Not often did anything go wrong with the 220 CHANG-LE-TOW. harness; but when it did the mules stopped of their own accord, and if it was only the leader getting over or entangled in the traces, no help was needed to put her right again. A little after midday it cleared up a trifle, and close to the foot of the misty hills we came in sight of the walled town of Chang-le-tow, a rather welcome haven after the storm. On reflection it was thought unadvisable to halt inside the walls, in consequence of the excitement and furore our presence was sure to create; and the condition in which the place appeared favoured this conclusion. In addition to the questionable nature of the reception to be met with within the high gloomy walls that rose at the termination of the gravelly road at the west side, there was an outer defence of mud, in the ordinary Chinese system of fortification, and with the carefully smoothed face and the elaborately notched edge for small arms, that characterised the works around Tien-tsin on our arrival at that place; the whole apparently of quite recent date. There was a narrow postern-gate and bridge of planks only, for an entrance across the ditch to the inside of the work. The whole looked as if an enemy was momentarily expected, though we could not perceive a single soldier moving within. Rather suspicious than otherwise, we thought it but wise to reconnoitre before going farther and thrusting our heads into a net; so cantering round towards the northern side of the town, leaving the cart and Ma-foo to follow, we had time to take a leisurely survey unmolested by anyone. Chang-le-tow might have been prepared, or was preparing, for a seven years’ war, so formidable were the works, and so inaccessible were they to the fury of the enemy who might set himself down before them, and go through all the interesting formalities of a Chinese siege. The embattled walls looked tolerably sound,—that is, they were not in ruins, and to my surprise showed marks of the trowel in sundry white lines of plaster in various places, NEW FORTIFICATIONS. 221 which, however, may have been more intended to deceive the outsider than a sincere attempt at repair. Our eyes ran along the whole line of parapet, and peeped enquiringly through those medieval-looking embrasures; but with the exception of a sort of sentry-box, without a sentry, standing drearily at each corner, nothing denoted immediate action. Such was my impression, but I was wrong. A more careful scrutiny made me detect three lilliputian guns over a gateway, evidently laid to surprise assailants should they venture so far from their own lines. So artfully were they concealed that, dismounted from their carriages, supposing they had ever been mounted, nothing but their muzzles showed above the sole of the embrasure. They looked like the mouths of so many decapitated soda-water bottles. This northern gate faces the hills, which from their proximity to the town are here designated ‘ Chang-le-Shan,’ and rise in sterile grandeur to a height of about 2,000 feet. It has also an outwork of plaster, ditched and bridged on the most narrow scale, and possesses a considerable number of temporary millet and mud huts inside for the reception of the ‘ braves’ who are to hold this post of honour, but who have not yet arrived in their new quarters. More formidable than all this is that flanking or detached demi-bastion, for it is hard to get a technical name in our lan- guage for things which we never saw or heard of before. It is perched on a low hill with remarkable sagacity. The front might take some active Britons in light marching order a little trouble to climb over, were a few stout Chinese with long poles able to stand on the rampart and push them down; but the clumsiest troops in the world would enter it in a few minutes by making a small round-about to the left. We can see no cannon—probably they are still at the foundry, or the carpenter in the town may be making a few ‘dummies’ to soothe the alarms of the trading citizens until the blacksmith has forged as many as will make a 222 A MOUNTAIN TEMPLE. satisfactory noise and burn priming in dry weather. The fort is unoccupied except on the parapet, where two roguish- looking magpies are doing garrison duty until they have exhausted their chatter and pe eened their feathers for the next shower of rain. What had been the cause of all this hostile preparation we were thoroughly at a loss to divine;-and in our wet state, with vacant stomachs and tired nags, we did not particularly press ourselves to enquire. It was a source of congratulation to us that there was no strife, no attack or defence, or other game going on, likely to throw an obstacle in our flooded path or cause us to get into trouble, and we were content to forego the knowledge of what had created this additional proof of the military genius of the country. Possibly such bride’s-cake structures were reared to train the bodies and improve the minds of Chinese military engineers, or teach militia how to defend themselves behind a lofty parapet a few inches in thickness, and explode flaky gunpowder with the loudest report without burning out their eyes. Perhaps they were raised to satisfy the inspector of fortifications that praiseworthy efforts were being made to add to the security of the empire—or mayhap to protect themselves from some offshoot of the rebellion raging not very far off, but of whose outbreak in this direction we have not heard. Hungry men have no ears for anything but what relates to present internal wants; so we betook ourselves back again to meet the cart, which it was dreaded had come to grief on the road, it had been so long in trying to overtake us. In returning we noticed what, in our attention to these non-picturesque matters, we had missed coming up—another of those little snatches of roadside scenery that are always acceptable, even in the most unfavourable weather. It looked pretty, even under such a pall-like sky as that we then had— deadening everything beneath it. A long way up, on the steep face of a granite hill, a flight of steps, diminished by THE LOST CART. 223 distance to the size of the cutting ridges on the edge of a fine file, ascends to a toy-gateway, and then, becoming more perpendicular, runs up—a black line—to a narrow terrace enclosed by a low stone wall, on each side of which are two temples with red pillars, in style something between the Swiss chalet and the Turkish kiosk. They were set off by flat-topped fir-trees, whose dark green shade contrasts well with the dusky blue hill and the red hue of the pillars; another flight of invisible steps, through a number of tiny gates up to another terrace with curious atoms of buildings, intended possibly for dwelling-houses for the priests, who, like their fellows in other parts of the empire, and like the monks of the West, past and present, have the happy knack of combining religion with comfort, beauty, and salubrity of location in the most inviting spots of nature, and adding other trifles that help to prolong and render felicitous such valuable lives. The picture was an agreeable one, and set in that wide frame of everlasting rock was striking enough ; but where was the tardy cart and its attendants all this time ? We rode back to the spot where we left it, but not a trace could the rutted and flooded road give of its whereabouts. I galloped round three sides of the walls, but could not discover anything of the missing vehicle. Enquiries are made of several coun- trymen, but they hopelessly shake their heads and give a grunt, and stupidly avow they do not understand what we say. We rush up roads among the hills where wheel tracks and fresh prints of shod hoofs make us believe they have gone. But, no; they are lost. The dilemma is a serious one. All we possess is in the cart; money—everything. In vain we dash towards a circle of children who are play- ing at some game in the middle of the way, sure that if our servants have interrupted their sport they must remember it, and be able to tell which way they have gone — they fly 224 A FILTHY TOWN. before us, screaming as if we were savages or wild beasts, and in a trice are hid from our sight. Anxiety, anger, and mortification, now gave way to despair. We must enter the town—chance our reception there—and search through the streets for the vagrants, though they must know that we did not intend to go through the place, and ought to have followed on our steps. | We cross the drawbridge — the three sides of the town, we have remarked, are defended by these extra precautions, but the ditch could be jumped by an active schoolboy — we pass through a wide space filled with empty huts, and come to the brick wall surrounded by a wide moat filled with water and filth of such an offensive quality, that for defence it must be unequalled—nothing living, I am confident, could exist near it for a few hours but Chinese and cesspool rats. Not a single soldier was to be seen either at the gateways or in the streets. : The town was mucid and quaggy in the extreme; once or twice we found the thoroughfares unfordable, and had to make a bend round to avoid total loss, not only of our ponies but ourselves. True, we saw the place under dis- advantageous circumstances; but when are you to see a Chinese town to advantage ? In fair weather and in foul ; at sunrise, midday, and sunset, and at all seasons of the year, have we watched but never caught the happy moment for seeing such sights favourably. This period some people say never was and never will be. Perhaps it never can be while our friends wear their diminished locks twisted down their backs —they must ever be going farther and farther to the rear of those civilised nations who impersonify Time as an old gentleman wearing a forelock on his brow in- stead of a tail behind, by which they are keeping him from leaving them altogether, as had happened to these Celestials. A WELCOME DISCOVERY. 225 On we went, up one street and down another, followed by the idle mob who care not for the difficulties attending the navigation of their town but steer direct in our wake; in doing which they splash many a white-skirted shopkeeper who, having been warned of our approach, had rushed to his low door to mark the peculiarities of two half-drowned strangers. Galling do we find it to ask anyone questions; for no sooner do the roystering young imps hear our voices, than with one accord they raise a shout of mirth, in which the elders — childish as they are—take part; we are, there- fore, forced to remain speechless in the midst of our afflic- tion. The town has been crossed ; the trying ordeal of another ditch has been overcome, and we are in a suburb dirtier, and consequently busier, than the town. Here the people received us in a calmer and a more obliging manner. Seeing us look to the right and left—up every lane and round every corner— they at once divined the cause, and pointed a long way in front. There, encompassed by a rout of eager folks, we at last come upon the vexatious vehicle, with Ma-foo, miserable tissue-paper atomy that he was, stand- ing at his ease, looking carelessly about him. As soon as he perceived us, he scrambled up into his saddle, and hailed us with a grin and a salute, indicative of his pleasure and his anxiety on our account. To improve our condition another outbreak of the storm overtook us, and as no inn in the locality could entertain us, we had to sally out into the road again, thumped heartily by the heavy rain-drops. After passing two or three miles along a sandy road, close to the foot of the hills, with the land in some places covered by great boulders of granite, and stray cottages of a very poor description, we reach a wretched hovel at the village of Chow-foo, where the hills have been named Chow-foo Shan— Q 226 A LATE BREAKFAST. with nothing to distinguish its character from the other dwellings save the sign-board of an inn in these parts — viz., five red hoops and a scoop of basketwork suspended from a pole. At four o’clock in the afternoon we were preparing our breakfasts, and we required no tonic to give us an appetite. 227 CHAPTER XIV. OLD-FASHIONED TOWN—MUTILATED FEET OF CHINESE WOMEN —AN INSPECTION AND ITS RESULT — THE DEFORMITY CONSIDERED. A PROOF OF GENTILITY — CHINESE DOGS— TOWN SCAVENGERS — LOSING OUR WAY — CHANGE IN COSTUME — COMFORTABLE DRESS— WARM CLOTHING — ENORMOUS BOOTS —A CHINAMAN’S WARDROBE — CHINESE PIGS AND THEIR TREATMENT — SINGULAR DELICACIES —A SUSPICIOUS INN, AND ITS OCCUPANTS — THE OPIUM-SMOKER— USE OF THAT DRUG—HITS EFFECTS EXAGGERATED. NLY one brief hour was allowed us to recruit; at its termination, without changing our costume, we started off again to make another score of miles. The time we had purposed accomplishing the journey in was very limited ; we knew not what was before us, and the means of returning to Tien-tsin again were very doubtful. We wavered between taking the chance of meeting a small trading vessel ready to start from New-Chwang— one of the five northern ports opened to our trade — chartering there a junk, and trusting to wind and weather to find our way across the Gulf in about a fortnight, or having to ride back the way we were now going. We were afraid of over- staying our leave, and therefore thought it best to hurry on while progress was possible. The way was dull enough and the evening was lowering; the villages looked very triste and lonely in the midst of so much water and sloppy ground, but in fine days they must have worn a much merrier aspect. A large old-fashioned town—all Chinese towns are old- fashioned, but this one appeared more so than any we had yet seen — was passed through. It looked as quiet as if all the inhabitants had gone to Q2 228 AN OLD-FASHIONED TOWN. bed, but possessed good houses built of stone and_ brick, neatly finished off, and the almost flat roofs tiled or thatched with straw. Lots of courtyards, gardens, and trees, with wide uncared-for streets dividing them, threw the houses rather out of the way, so that few of the inmates saw us pass. There were some large shops, but no business was being transacted, owing perhaps to the wet; this had also sus- pended the labours of the workmen at an open-air theatre, that was in process of being rigged up and fitted out by the aid of a cart propped horizontally on two legs in the centre of an open space. A few boards were laid across its sides for the struts and strides of the wandering wearers of the sock and buskin, and a millet-stalk framework screened three sides of the stage from view, whereon a table and two stools did duty as stage furniture. Where a group of willows grew before a wide doorway, and partially formed an arbour, shielded from the rain by their overlapping branches, a female assembly was being held. It was our bad fortune to render its dissolution necessary, and to scare the blooming maids and withered matrons almost into hysterics—if such a civilised complaint has yet made its appearance in the flowery land —as they waddled off their several ways on their pettitoes with the most lamentable stumpiness. Here is another of those morbid fancies that, balanced against the more reasonable fashions and tastes of the people of this country, far outweighs them all, and outrages the common sense of every rational foreigner. Give them credit to the full for the good traits they possess; call them the most industrious of beings on the globe, the most promising and improvable of all eastern nations; laud to the utmost those institutions which, we are told to believe, have guided them through long ages, and permitted them to see the glimmer of a modern world and a new civilisation, and to hold intercourse with a new race of men some twenty MUTILATED FEET OF CHINESE WOMEN. 229 centuries younger and yet more advanced in whatever pertains to human greatness, and then show us_ these Aigipanes —these females with the mutilated feet, who walk as we used to imagine ‘ puss in boots’ must have done; and our admiration is suspended. We can hardly say a word in favour of any people, who would, for an hour even, force the tenderest and fairest of creation into such an appalling amount of suffering, deformity, and inconvenient helplessness. Look at these poor creatures Extremes of Fashion. now scuttling away in as bad plight as if some inhuman monster had amputated their feet from the ankles, balancing themselves with extreme difficulty, supported by the walls, or clinging to anything that may in the least aid them in progression and prevent their downfall; while they move their stiffened legs and plant their wasted heels and crushed toes, which are hid in doll-like shoes, smaller than any we ever saw at Canton, Shanghai, or even Peking, just as a 230 A BARBAROUS CUSTOM. Chelsea pensioner would do if he tried to walk with two wooden substitutes for his nether limbs, without a staff,— then say what any other family of the human species could show to equal such a sight. We drop civilisation and turn to Savagedom, but can find no equivalent wilful barbarity. The flattened head, the sawn or chipped teeth, the nose or lips deformed by heavy rings, or the ear-lobes pierced and widened to such dimensions that they serve as wallets, cannot fitly be compared to this fashion in the sad spectacle it affords, and the utterly abject condition of the women who are subjected to it. Some people may point to the stays of occidental lands, but the very worst cases of tight-lacing can never induce effects so deplorable as those which astonished us for many months after our arrival in the country. It is impossible to look at a crippled woman treading on the very extremity of the dwarfed heels of her shoes, with the atrophied ankles and instep wound up in stripes of cotton cloth, making only a few inches at a step, with the arms swaying and body ungracefully erect, without a strong feeling of pity for her misfortune, and without showering maledictions on the heads of those wretches who introduced the villanous practice, and those rulers who permit it to be perpetuated. Ah, Le-how-choo, a heavy load of blame lies at your tomb- stone, if what tradition says be true, that you, in the early days of the Five Dynasties, commanded your beautiful con- cubine and slave, Yaou, to tie up her feet in unyielding rolls of silk, so that their natural perfections might be obliterated to suit your depraved wish, and the matchlessly formed instep and toes be transformed into a repulsive stump, sup- posed to vie in shape with the new moon! Curiosity impelled me once to be one of a party in examining an uncovered foot. The young woman was not at first very ready to remove the shoe and the collection of bands around the limb, to satisfy the strange request we AN INSPECTION AND ITS RESULTS. 231 made, but a few dollars quickly dissipated her reticence, and also induced another to increase the exhibition. It was no treat. The removal of the bandages was like the exhu- mation of a half-decomposed body, and made our party close their mouths and hold their nostrils, much to the augmented astonishment of the young ladies, while we stretched our necks to see all as quickly as possible. No toe was visible but the big toe; the others had been doubled under the sole, with which, after weeks of suffering and excruciating pain, they had become incorporated, and were not to be distinguished from it, except by the number of white seams and scars that deeply furrowed theskin. The instep was sadly marked by the vestiges of large ulcers that had covered its surface, consequent on the violence used to bend it up into a lump; and, in form as well as colour, was like a dumpling; while the limb from the foot to the knee was withered and flaccid as that of one long paralysed. The disp lay was repugnant in every way—we fled, and have been careful ever since to be absent when any more of these living mummies were about to be unrolled. It is an extraordinary circumstance that the further north one goes, the more universal the odious fashion becomes. At Tien-tsin, in the Chinese portion of Peking, and in some of the larger towns we have visited, a woman or a female child with unmutilated feet was never seen, unless by some very. rare chance, and then they were supposed to be Tartars (as the diamond eyes at Lanchow for example). But the amazing thing is, the devotion of the fair sex in the rural districts to the disabling custom. Everyone had the Pandean hoof as scrimply developed as if she were competing for the leadership of the beau ton in this respect, regardless of the state of inefficiency into which she was thrown. She is unfit to work out of doors or in the courtyard without some prop, and must manage household affairs in a very unbecoming and toddling way—evidence sufficient, one would be inclined 232 THE DEFORMITY A PROOF OF GENTILITY. to say, to open the eyes of the frugal toiling husband to the vanity and vexation, besides loss, caused by his wife’s pride. From the merchant’s favourite dame to the old beggar- woman and her child in the reeking purlieus of the lowest parts of the town, where a trifle must be hard to gain, all bow to the self-imposed punishment, though for what reason they know not. It is the fashion—their mothers and grand- mothers did it, and so must they; did they leave their feet untampered with and unswathed, they would be like the outside barbarians. In short they look upon it as the mark of a polished nation, and those who have it not are held in low esteem. A lady at Hongkong informed me that once she had two native female domestics, one with cramped, the other with natural feet, and that they were always quarrelling about these articles. She who was able to move about her work readily grumbled at the other because she had in consequence more than her share of labour, and hesitated not to tell the other that her lame toes were the cause; the fashionable sister, who always assumed haughty airs towards the plebeian because of the ‘ golden lilies,’ * would effectually silence her for a few minutes by declaring in the sweet-sounding lingo, ‘Ah, why for you so talkee me? My mudda (mother) number one woman: hab makee me alla plopa (all proper).’ I cannot understand why, when the conquering Tartars introduced, or rather stuck on the Chinese heads the stamp of their potency, in the whimsical tail or tress which they them- selves wore, they did not abolish the thoroughly Chinese institution of the small foot, or make their own women adopt it. In all likelihood their acute judgment at that time showed them the deteriorating effects of a practice that would soon reduce the robust and active female population of their clans into weak silly toys, fit only to be nursed, and therefore unworthy of such a manly race. * The name for crippled feet. CHINESE DOGS. 233 = If the one extremity of the body is held sacred to an inviolable and unalterable custom, its antipodes at any rate is not; for just as two of the alarmed gossips limp through a door in front of us, we see that their manner of twisting up the hair differs widely from that followed in the country we have passed through. Here it is dressed and gummed in the form of an ingot of sycee silver, which is something in shape like a cream jug, or an oval cup wide at top and narrow at the bottom, with a piece scooped out of the edge at each side, and with bright-coloured flowers fastened by, or stuck about skewers and pins, that stand out like porcupine quills. Though their necks be ever so dirty, and their faces not much better, yet the hair must be as exquisitely trimmed and plastered, according to the local rage, as that on a wax model seen in a London barber’s shop window. It was a great relief to pass quietly through a town, and miss the clatter and din that had attended our progress hitherto. If the rain had made us unhappy one way and retarded our advance, it at any rate drove the mob from our path and allowed us to pass on much more pleasantly than if the brawling voices of countless throats had gathered behind and before us. Only a troop of the common dogs of the country — outcast wanderers that they are—gave us a parting salute of savage barkings before the last houses in the outskirts had been passed, and then tore away into the lanes and fields when a whip was shaken at them. It is somewhat curious to find this breed of the Canis familiaris so widely diffused over the world, and abounding in every corner in China that one chances to put foot in. Closely allied to the Pariah dog of India, the savage pests of Cairo and Egypt generally, those of Syria, and those snarling droves which we have been so often obliged to pelt off with stones by moonlight, in the narrow streets of Stamboul,—the Pariah dog of North China is, like them, allowed to breed 234 TOWN SCAVENGERS. and to infest the towns and villages free from disturbance, to congregate on the plains or in the fields during the day, or to kennel in the graveyards; while at night they prowl about the streets like our scavengers at home, sweeping off the quantities of filth and trash that strew the thoroughfares. Though the Chinese have no religious scruples with regard to the dog, like the Hindoos and Mohammedans, yet the animal is neglected by them, and neither made a com- panion of, nor yet employed in any capacity, unless as a watch-dog, or in a very mild kind of sport which I may speak of hereafter. It is slightly different from the southern Chinese nomad, which White, in his ‘Natural History of Selborne,’ describes very accurately ; bearing an outward likeness to the Highland sheep-dog of Scotland, and to those painted on the tomb of Roti at Beni Hassan twenty-three centuries before the Christian era. It is surprising that the breed should so long retain its characteristic form and peculiarities amid the vicissitudes of climate and neglect, and the introduction of other varieties, to which at Tien-tsin and Peking a free intermixture of other races had given birth. Uncared for by the Chinese, hunted by Europeans, to whom it proves an endless source of annoyance by its nocturnal howlings, barkings, and noisy fights, and covered with mange and sores, the service it renders is yet great ; for without it and the pig, as sanitary agents, heaven only knows what the Central Flowery Land would become in a short time. Its mission is a most disgusting one, and we would rather see this faithful and devoted friend of man cared for by the family, than find it the devourer of their filth, and the object of their disregard. The work is gone through in a systematic manner ; every dog having its allotment in a certain district of a town from which it must not intrude upon that of others, without the penalty of being half worried. Their tastes, as may be inferred, are not over nice, for they hesitate at no kind of diet. DIFFERENT BREEDS OF DOGS. 235 Can anyone who has seen these canine vultures in the deserted villaves in the neighbourhood of Peking a few days after an engagement, forget the sensation of horror he experienced, when inadvertently he startled a swarm of them from feasting on the body of a dead Chinaman in some lonely spot ? The streets and the houses contain mongrels as innume- rable as those of any English town. We have seen dogs lodged and fed with some care, probably in consequence of their scarcity and value as pets. Among these the turnspit, the pugheaded lap-dog, and the delicate toyish Japanese poodle have been recognised; but more interesting than all, is the Shantung terrier from the province of that name, and which, for affection, tender sagacity, and purity of breed, is equal to the finest Skye terrier, to which it bears a very striking, if not complete resemblance. These latter are very scarce and dear, and when obtained a European has great difficulty in gaining their friendship. From the long soft bluish-white hair that conceals their bodies and almost obscures their eyes, the Chinese call them the ‘silken-haired dogs.’ There is another variety brought from Mantchuria for hunting purposes—a sort of hybrid hound as tall as our greyhound, and in some points re- sembling it, but so deficient in the sense of smell, and so slow-paced, as to be almost useless to Europeans. On departing from this town, the roads, which lay in many places very low, were like mill-dams, and entirely precluded any hopes of getting through them without some accident ; so we struck off into bypaths and devious tracks, with our faces still determinedly looking to the north-east — our course for that part of the Great Wall we must pene- trate, if we are to reach it at all—trusting to our driver to find gaps in the millet through which he might get our humble equipage. The two mules tore at their work, the driver shouted and turr-ed, our ponies shuffled away, and we 236 LOSING OUR WAY. covered four or five miles in as wild a storm of wind and rain, thunder and lightning, as the most ardent lover of nature in her angry moods could seek for. We had been plashing half stupefied through bewildering thickets of tall-stalked grain that did not shelter us in the least from the torrents that fell, and had got far into the wide plain, without a single landmark or prospect of a village. Seeing beyond as much of what lay before us as a twelve feet wall would permit, we were satisfied that if a night in such a situation was to be spared us, it was high time to enquire for some place where we might lay our heads. But not a soul was to be seen. The attendant Ma-foo was inconsolable ; and the carter incomprehensible. After wheeling down footpaths to the right and left, our guide grew confused and pulled up, confessing that he did not know the way. He had led us into an inextricable wilderness of green crops, where we stood completely puzzled and lost ; there was no obliging divinity to help us out of the labyrinth, and a canopy above showered down never-ceasing water- spouts from a source as black as Lucifer’s dress waistcoat. A brief consultation was held ; a dive was made by one of us through the water-laden barrier towards where the main road ought to be; and about half a mile’s pursuit of the trea- cherous strip of brown earth, led to a group of huts. A long series of interrogations was necessary before our latitude and longitude could be fixed, and in an hour afterwards we were picking and plunging along what was said to be the main road. It might have been an aqueduct or a canal in ruins for anything we saw to the contrary. I resolved never again to forsake the genuine line of country, let it be ever so hazardous. The floods from the mountains rushed across us like mill- streams, gurgling over the thick rocky débris, like the bubbling gasp of dozens of drowning men; the roadside houses standing lonely and closed, looked so many morgues or haunted buildings; and the people striding past in the CHEERFUL TRAVELLERS. 237 gloom, without condescending to proffer a nod, a smile, or even a stare, but rather averting their heads, might readily have been mistaken for ghosts; while every tree seemed to have a head-cage lashed round its trunk under the dripping bowed-down branches that mourned for the fate of the victims. "Twas a dismal evening, with the whole of visible nature gasping under an acute dropsy and all but moribund. Never did I feel less sentimental, seldom more destitute. At last the rain almost ceased as a better sort of a ditchy road opened up—though the sky was still inky — and peasants and tramps began to come out and resume their toil or travel. Some of the latter appeared to be nearly as saturated as ourselves, and a few were miserable in the extreme, so far as outward signs went, but were lively enough, at times cackling out a cheerful snatch of some old- world ditty, and shouldering their meagre all on the shaft of a lance, a hoe, or a walking-stick, as if they were supremely happy, paddled on, they reminding us that ‘¢ The needy traveller, serene and gay, Walks the wide heath, and sings his toils away.’ An odd change has taken place in the clothing department of the better class of wayfarers and villagers, which we cannot omit jotting in our note-books, as, if not smacking keenly of novelty, it certainly does of economy. Almost everybody out of China knows how a Southern Chinaman is dressed ; how his long flowing and wide robes, though of a different cut rather, are after the fashion of the East Indians, the Turks, Persians, and Egyptians, and all those people who, inhabiting warm relaxing regions, require room and freedom in their apparel during the indolent and sedentary lives they pass for so many months in the year. And we have all had our laugh at the ridiculously-shaped bedgownish coat that almost sweeps the ground, the dang- 238 EUROPEAN AND CHINESE COSTUMES. ling sleeves which hide the hands and slovenly depend about a foot beyond the finger-ends, and the clumsy shoes that look more like coal-scuttles than articles to protect the feet and allow of free locomotion. After a few months-in the country, however, our precon- ceived notions suffered greatly from the daily attacks made on them, and before a winter had quite passed away we saw cause to alter them altogether. I now think that, with all our modern civilisation and advancement, the Chinese are more appropriately dressed, so far as ease, comfort, and necessity are concerned, than the Western nations, and that their fashions are founded on a wiser philosophy and a sounder reasoning than our own. . In his ordinary or holiday suit of the lightest cotton, crépe, or silk materials, made up loosely, and without im- posing any restraint on the movements of the body or on the free circulation of air beneath its ample width, the Chinaman looks a far less uncomfortable being than the Englishman who, in summers scarcely less oppressive than those of China, condemns himself to imprisonment in a cloth garment of the scantiest proportions, in which he performs nearly all the duties of life. Induce a Chinaman if you can to sheath his limbs and body in a rig-out of black buckskin, cut, buttoned, and braced so tight that he can scarcely move or breathe ; wedge his faultless small feet into a pair of black leather boots, thrown two or three inches off the natural horizontal level of the sole by high heels; put his liberty-loving neck in unrelenting limbo bya stiffened band of linen, over which you must wind another starched bandage as closely and as securely tied in front of his windpipe as if he had suffered a fracture of some one of the cervical vertebre ; carefully fit on his long taper fingers and over his perspiring palms, the dressed epidermis of a rat, a cat, or a kid, so prepared as to be impervious to the air; then launch him into a ball-room COMFORTABLE DRESS. 239 on a sultry July evening, cause him to jump, wheel, and skip over the slippery floor at the rate of ten miles an hour in near approximation to an elderly lady, rather stout and calorific, whom he must aid in going ‘the pace,’ and if you are not directly guilty of the poor mortal’s death, never man was. ‘Tortured to death’ would assuredly be the verdict of a jury of his countrymen, and that, too, by savages or madmen. The adaptability of the Chinese costume for summer wear is no less so for the severe cold of northern winters. Its essential parts in hot weather are a loose jacket, or long gown, worn over a pair of lower limb covers,—a little wider than knickerbockers to be sure, but made on the same prin- ciples of freedom and comfort,—the bottoms are confined by stockings or socks, and the legs extend from the ankle to the knee (for how many centuries have.our friends worn this new and most commendable fashion of other lands ?), and the feet wear the damp-repelling thick-soled cool shoes. In winter when the thermometer falls below zero, and the wind is bitingly sharp, a great change takes place in the character and quality of these garments, and though their houses are not at all adapted for this season, by their devices in the way of clothing, they manage to maintain an agreeable and healthy warmth and defy the chilly rigours of the day or night. With the richer classes this is done by means of expensive furs brought from the mountains and forests of Mongolia, Mantchuria, and Siberia ; and if one can judge by the ex- hibitions of these luxuries in the shops of Tien-tsin and Peking, the supply must be a large and profitable one. Of these the sable appears to be the most highly prized, as it is, _perhaps, the most valuable ; but a good deal of patience and skill is shown in making up the superior robes from several kinds of fur of various colours into fantastic patterns; 240 WARM CLOTHING. while the more abundant grey squirrel and ermine are also favourites, though used more to line female dresses. The silver fox, deer, and antelope tribes furnish a large proportion of the soft skins worn by the middle classes, all being beautifully prepared and quite equal to those exported to England and sold in the best shops. But the great flocks of sheep and lambs beyond the Wall give by far the largest share of warm apparel to the poorer people, in the unlimited supply of perfectly preserved black or white wool-covered skins: even the meagrely haired pelt of the unborn lamb is pressed into use and forms one of the dressiest, as it is one of the highest-priced, articles of winter attire. The robes and tunics of the wealthier portion of the community are either made of satin, silk, or Russian cloth, and lined with these heat-retaining mediums, or are alto- gether composed of furs, inside as well as out. The satin is more generally preferred, and one long vest- ment of this, called the ‘ Pou-dza,’ with its heavy lining, reaches almost to the heels, and is fastened over the right breast by buttons and loops. It has several long slits in the skirt at the sides and back, to give room in walking in the bulky clothing underneath, or to allow of the tails being tucked up in riding or sitting. It is the gala toga of the well-to-do man, only to be used on grand occasions, when his arms will be flourished about in the long sleeves, and the unsightly cuffs trimmed so elaborately with brown sable, and which contain the usual pocket equipment of a European, will be flapping about below his hands, protecting them from the cold. Outside of this, in very cold days, is the ‘ Tou- dza,’ a shorter and wider covering, lined or composed alto- gether of a more weighty fur, with wide sleeves barely reaching beyond the elbows. The head is covered by a quilted satin cap witha wide everted | brim, which is faced with sable, the pelage of the sea-otter, or that of the premature lamb, the crown being surmounted by HEAD-DRESS. 241 silk fringe, and, if an official, the button or ball. At other times a small satin skull-cap is worn with a red ball of silk on the top, and a pendent tassel of the same, with a large pearl, a coloured stone, or the character for longevity worked in gold thread, in front; and sometimes a turn-down collar of velvet or fur lies low on the neck of the dress. With the exception of the ‘Shua-dza,’ or large black satin boots with massive whitened soles, which encase the feet and legs, this is all that can be seen of a Tien-tsin worthy as he walks along, or is carried in his chair on a winter’s day, the very picture of contentment and good nature. When com- pelled to move about on very cold days, another sort of cap, thickly quilted, is used; and as it is furnished with a fur-covered lap, this is folded down over the brow and ears in a very shug way: and we know that underneath their outer clothing, many jackets may lurk comfortably, and that at least one pair of voluminous silk trousers—thickened to the size of bolsters by a cotton wadding—are doing their duty. The middle classes, that is those who are dressed in an intermediate style as regards quality of materials, do not differ much in the cut of their over-coats from the higher ranks; but the satin is often exchanged for cloth, or even cotton, in everyday wear; and the costly furs for cheaper ones, or for fine sheepskins, while the Tou-dza of the mandarin is curtailed in its proportions to become the ‘ Ma-gwa’ of the inferior. Poor people, such as those we are now among, are glad to take any warm clothing they can get, and their ingenuity provides them with habiliments qualified to meet all emergencies. They have recourse to the skins of sheep, dogs, wolves, and even of cats, but place their chief reliance on the thickly quilted blue cotton ‘ meannow,’ coats and trousers of the same material increased to bulky dimensions by being padded loosely about the body, while the legs are additionally R 242 A CHINAMAN’S WARDROBE. fortified by the ‘tau-koo’ or leggings of thick stuff pulled on over the trousers ; as they wrap tightly round the ankles, and reach nearly to the body, and are secured by tapes to the sash round the waist, which sash sufficiently holds jacket and trousers close to the person without restraining or con- fining the movements of body or limbs, at the same time that it adds much to the comfort of the wearer. It would be difficult to guess the number of suits of clothes covering the exterior of an out-of-doors Chinese during one of the severest days in January; but it must be something extraordinary, and in many cases consists of the whole of his wardrobe. A certain old fellow not far from our quarters in Tien-tsin, who made a small fortune by selling charcoal, coal-dust balls, and warm water to the servants, assumed an alarming size in the depth of winter. From being a spare sort of chap he had suddenly reached the dimensions of a Falstaff around his corporation, until at last he could scarcely get in at_ the door of the booth he had fitted up for himself. In February the weather began to be less severe; the sun made itself slightly felt at midday; the ice on the river was becoming ‘slushy,’ and the stout old gentleman then began the slow process of collapse, becoming small by degrees, if not beautifully less, as the temperature increased. Before the ice had quite disappeared from the shady recesses of the Peiho’s banks the sun came out in a blaze, and one hot morning in March we found that he had regained his modest outline, and was once more equipped with but a pair of ordinary blue bags on the nether limbs. The superfluous garniture, instead of being left on the ground near his haunts, like the exuvice of the serpent, was intrusted to the custody of his uncle at the sign of the Dragon’s Head. All endeavour to protect the head during the winter by some means or other, and generally employ felt-caps of various shapes for that purpose; and thick felt or sheepskin socks to guard their toes are in constant use. The felt made IMMUNITY FROM CONSUMPTION. 243 by the Northern Chinese is excellent. Besides its employ- ment in this way as an article of dress by the lower orders, it is universally prized as matting for the ‘kangs,’ both in summer and winter: so far as we could learn, indeed, this is the only material to the manufacture of which the wool of the sheep is devoted. Immense sheepskin cloaks—the woolly side in—are also worn when occasion requires, either as an invulnerable outer defence in the streets, or asa blanket by night. People from the country, bringing in produce to Tien-tsin, present a very primitive, almost savage, appearance muffled up in these coarse wraps ; with a great: dog, goat, or wolf-skin cap burying their heads and three-fourths of their faces in its shaggy depths, leaving scarcely anything else to be seen but a dense fringe of icicles depending from their moustaches. One thing worthy to be remembered, with regard to the northern costume, is this—that however much the body and limbs may be wrapped up in clothes and warm materials, the neck is always—according to our observation—left exposed to the weather, no matter how cold it may be. This apparent neglect seems to be the means of keeping them free from coughs and colds during a very inclement season, and may also secure them a tolerable immunity from ‘ Lou-peng,’ or phthisis, which, in answer to our enquiries, we were told is known here, though somewhat rare. The ears of all classes are especially defended from the risk of frost-bite by curious little capsular appliances of silk or cotton, neatly embroidered and fitting exactly on the auricular conch, called ‘ urh-tau,’ or ear covers, lined with squirrel or rabbit-skin, and retained in their places by a thin connecting cord that passes round the chin or the upper lip. The aim of every Chinaman, in summer, is to keep himself as cool and unhampered by clothing as possible. In this he succeeds admirably, and in a way that would excite the envy of the inhabitants of other countries. In winter his whole R2 244 COOL UNDER-CLOTHING. attention is devoted to maintaining the limbs and body in a genial temperature, by means of the materials so bountifully to be found near them. He seems to attach far more importance to keeping the body warm by judicious clothing than by heated apartments or stoves; and in this way possibly escapes those annoying influenzas and catarrhs so prevalent in countries where warm air is adopted, and where less attention is paid to the evil effects of high temperatures within doors and low without. People who remain for hours in a superheated apartment, and then sally out inadequately fortified by non-conducting wrappers against a rigorous degree of cold, must greatly disarrange the circulatory system. The Chinaman feels changes of weather as much as any other man, perhaps more so, but he has the wisdom to watch, and be prepared for them. For instance, in hot weather the labourers are obliged to toil as at any other time, during which they perspire copiously. Under their thin cotton jackets they wear a capital sort of reticulated shirt, made either of cord alone, wrought something like a fishing net, or with portions of the smooth stem of a fine grass strung on the cord, to make it pleasanter to, and less apt to be moistened by, the skin. Over this the cotton covering lies, but it never touches the body; while the air passes readily through, evaporation goes on naturally, the surface is kept in its normal condition, and the dangers of a saturated vestment are obviated. What a quaint yet simple design, one too that the thoughtful European has not imagined! Perhaps it may follow the use of knickerbockers. In this neighbourhood the inhabitants appear to have discarded all the silks, cottons, and cunning webs, and move about as if they challenged the densest thunder shower that ever poured from the sky, with nothing over their yellow skins but a mantle—a regular thatch—a first-rate water- proof of rushes—more homely and primitive, but more suited WATERPROOF COATS. 245 to such a country than any that Mackintosh could turn out— plaited so artfully, and so neatly, that not a drop of moisture can get through. There they go, with great-brimmed straw hats on their heads, and these bristly envelopes over their backs, like so many porcupines walking on their hind-quarters, with their legs bare, and only a pair of straw sandals to preserve their soles from the sharp stones. In the south, the A Pig-driver. poor make a cloak from the bracts of the palm, and it does tolerably well; but here there is no palm, only rushes and straw. Though the Northerners don’t care for, or dread, the rain half so much as the Southerners, their fabrics are better made, and more convenient than those of palm leaves. Working onwards, we came across some strangely clad Gurths—thralls of some Sinensian Cedric—walking at the 246 NORTH CHINA PIGS. rate of about a mile an hour behind large droves of pigs, but without a dog, and armed only with a long whip, that always lay at rest over their shoulders, their charge being lean and willing enough to get along without: any need of a stimulus from behind. These lusty drovers had also divested them- selves of the cottons wherewith they had left their last night’s quarters, rolled them up in a bundle slung over the shoulder, and looked cool and dry underneath a great yellow square of oiled paper pulled about them. What can I say concerning those porkers waddling through the mire in black lines on their way to fair or market, except that they are average samples of the North China pig? They can have but a remote relationship to the Oriental wild boar, said to be the progenitor of the domestic hog of China, or to that dainty little, obese, white or black, fine-skinned animal of the South, which has been bred and eaten by the son of Ham for the last forty-nine centuries! There is as great a difference between them as exists between the savage unreclaimed boar of the forest, and the agricultural pets of prize notoriety. If they were seen in an out-of-the-way wilderness or jungle, grubbing at the roots of trees, nothing could save them from instant immo- lation by the hunter, who would pronounce them very ugly specimens of wild pig. They are as gaunt as a hungry wolf; of a bluish-black colour; wearing an arched back, sharp as the keel of a clipper ship; sides as flat as a door, with hip bones projecting from them like the eaves: of a house; long lanky legs, too short to keep the pendulous belly from the ground; and a long tapering snout of the most formidable dimensions, corresponding with the great, unsightly, slouching ears that conceal their little eyes stuck almost at their roots. These brutes are as ferocious to meet, and as disagreeable to look at, as any member of the family to which they belong ; and when they elevate the tapir-like mane of strong bristles, with which they are plentifully THEIR TREATMENT. 247 provided all over the body, it is difficult to make oneself believe that they have been more than a few months removed from their native wilds. They are much in want of a foreign alliance, and a proper amount of care in breeding to remedy the defective forms they have acquired, or retained. They lead degenerate lives everywhere here, nothing is done in the way of improving or ameliorating their condition, and assuredly their habits are, even for pigs, most degradedly filthy. A good constitution they must possess, or else they never could sustain the harsh treatment and neglect they meet with during their lives. The starvation, worrying from competitive dogs, the kicks and blows of passengers, and the summers’ meltings succeeded by the winters’ freezings, have all to be undergone before the great angular spaces about their ribs have collected a little fat, and their huge bones have attracted a minimum proportion of muscle. The butcher then interposes, and puts an end to their miserable career. There is no danger of their skins being inflamed and blistered by the sun, as we have seen those of some little nurslings at home, who had incautiously left their styes at midday when it was a little warm, and suffered for their indiscretion. The cuticle, besides being black, is as thick almost as that of the hippopotamus or rhinoceros, and ren- dered quite impregnable under their thicket of bristles to any assaults from the hot rays. In winter, nature has not forgotten them, for in addition to the coarse capillary covering, a thick undergrowth of fine hair grows close to the body, and acts the part of a hair shirt during the whole season: we . have seen this even in the autumn. I cannot forget the embarrassment and surprise into which a pig, that had been brought by a native to sell, threw a group of soldiers and sailors on the beach at Talien- whan Bay, as the troops were disembarking. It was a very 248 A STRANGE ANIMAL. small one, and far from handsome. It lay in the sand with its legs thrust out in a state of trepidation at the strange and rather noisy crowd that knelt about it, quizzed it, and fingered its external organs unmercifully. For a minute or two I was rather perplexed with the novelty, but made out what it was at last. The majority of the spectators called it all kinds of odd and rather impressive names. One said it was a ‘ young hant-eater, the same wot he ’ad seen once t’ at some unpronounceable place in South America. Another declared it was a sort of ‘ porkypine,’ and brushing his hair the wrong way, referred to Johnny, the pig’s guardian, if that was n’t the way it went. Another declared it to be a rough-haired badger. When told that it was a pig, and when a smart tap on its nose had elicited a squeal and a grunt, there was great laughing at the expense of the naturalists. One of them, however, had presence of mind enough to draw atten- tion to the soft hair I have just mentioned. ‘If that there hanimal wor a pig,’ he observed, sagaciously, ‘there could be no use sayin’ “ All cry and no wool,” as the d—l said when he wor a shearin’ the sow.’ Happy must be the lives of these rambling country erubbers, with gardens and fields to steal through now and then, where a sumptuous meal of fresh vegetables may give them a welcome change of diet, contrasted with the hard fate of their town congeners, who live from snout to mouth day after day without an opportunity of obtaining a morsel beyond the allotted quantity and quality found in the ditches, cesspools, and sinks of garbage and nastiness belonging to the public and private promenades of a town. Every street and corner has its due complement of these labourers scouring about for the public good, barking, grunting, snarling, and squealing the livelong day, and even going so far as to dispute the right of way through their beat, or their claim on the pickings to be cleared away, with the men who, SINGULAR DELICACIES. 249 armed as they are with a long-handled three-pronged fork, and a creel behind their backs, gather from before the noses of their rivals the ‘sordida rura,’ the flowery symbols of a flowery land, strewn everywhere in wanton luxuriance. How, in the name of Epicurus, the Chinese can eat such foul-feeding pigs is incomprehensible. I remember reading some years ago, in a book on China by a naval officer, some- thing to the effect that a Chinaman will eat everything but his own father, and while highly amused at their going so far and stopping at that trifling obstacle, I was rather incre- dulous. Readily now would I endorse his statement, after only having seen them masticate with fond delight their beloved scavengers. I was once taken to a street in Canton by a crafty young elf, where I was shown a shop, the window of which was hung round and across with cooked animals in sufficient abundance to prove that a good trade was not incompatible with a secluded situation. I was rather exultingly told that one lot of the nicely browned morsels was cat, and another opposite, split up and skewered with an eye to effect, was ‘number one’ dog. I had not been many days in China before I vowed to abstain from sausages, pork chops, even roast legs, bodies, heads or tails, or any single fragment of the terribly unclean animal, so long as I remained in the country ; and every day’s experience has strengthened instead of weakened my resolution, until now I am become as rigid a pig-hater as Jew or Mussulman, though I see that the Chinese live and thrive on such flesh. Towards dusk, when it was almost necessary to grope for the path, we fell amongst a drove of these brutes lying all about the banks and raised places, and to escape getting a tumble over some of them, we had almost planted our pony’s feet on the body of the straw-coated driver, who rose up in alarm, and when he beheld us, stared as if about to scream. 250 A SUSPICIOUS INN. His excitement calmed down at length, and he was able to tell us that there was an inn a few liahead. He was going to sleep on the ground with his pigs until morning; no great hardship apparently for the hardy fellow.. The inn was like one of those establishments so often described in books of highway exploits as existing in the desolate places of England in the last century. It stood alone on a high bank, apart from a group of little houses. The latter looked up from the stagnant lakes of water encircling them like the heads of so many alligators. They formed the village of Yang-chow. Our hostel was a long low building, with a very low gateway to the courtyard, very small windows in front, and a narrow entrance to the visitors’ portion of the house. It was dark, yet there was noise enough for a riotous meeting of fake-away gentlemen, and there was also an impregnation of Samshu that tainted the air. It made the doubtful exterior seem more suspicious. In we must go, however, for we were saturated with water; while fatigue inadequately expressed the general aching we experienced, and our feet felt as if they were in poultices. Ma-foo, muleteer, mules and: ponies looked, as doubtless they were, done up for the day, and needing all the rest they could get to re-invigorate them for the morning. They had hada heavy day of it; indeed they must have thought it was never to terminate, while threading all manner of mystifying roundabouts, so they shouted and neighed until the landlord appeared with a train of waiters behind him. Joyfully surrendering the halffamished nags to the groom, we entered the house. It consisted of one narrow dingy passage not less than fifty-seven feet in length, and far more like a robbers’ cave, suchas that described by Gil Blas, than a respectable resting- place for honest wayfarers. A large lamp, smoking and flaring, swung high up from the middle of the roof, and only ITS OCCUPANTS. 251 made the darkness at both ends more profound. But after a time our eyes got accustomed to the obscurity, and to the flickering light, and then it was partly possible to make out the dubious shelter to which our good fortune had guided us. On each side of the long apartment stretched the usual mud and brick kangs covered with cane matting, on which reposed or squatted in all kinds of attitudes the nude figures of some forty or fifty travellers of a very humble degree in The Inn of Yang-chow. life, each with his journeying gear and his equipment safely packed up alongside of him, and his sword, matchlock, or lance within easy reach of his hand.